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#40k-lore-chat
west pendant
excuse me but what the fuck
storm jungle
what is it
west pendant
Why am I realizing now how hot nicki minaj is
storm jungle
LMAO
arctic talon
LOL
queen laurel
BAHAHAHAH
storm jungle
The human brain's primal and carnal needs are usually tied to someones ass
and she has a big one
thats prob why
arctic talon
Prism is hilarious tbh
arctic talon
||”bitch you blind forevea”||
arctic talon
Peak
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/prism-dispatch-game-she-temporarily-blinded-me-fymtbybf-g...
her voice actor is a singer too
arctic talon
The best part is she didn’t even have to do that LOL
arctic talon
||She just chose to blind those 2 dumbasses because she wanted to||
queen laurel
||She just chose to blind those 2 dumbasses because she wanted to||
i think that's her signature move
|| you know like how punch up is called punch up||
queen laurel
The irish nutcracker
HE'S ONLY PUNCHING DICKS
arctic talon
Dispatch is cringe in the way good comics are cringe and that’s good lol
arctic talon
Yeah prolly
lament shoal
The Boys comics
arctic talon
Burning those is an insult to fire
queen laurel
The irish nutcracker
you know what's worse?
he has Picnokinesis so he can make his punches heavier if he wanted to 
arctic talon
He’s got a murder charge
daring creek
Uh oh
storm jungle
you know what's worse?
he has Picnokinesis so he can make his punches heavier...
wait WHAT
storm jungle
the best part is thats literally the best part to win a fight
aka either go for the genitals
queen laurel
he literally controlled his weight to be heavier
queen laurel
that's why he was also bouncing like a tennis ball
daring creek
If he can make his hand heavier all it takes is putting his hand on someones shoulder to delete them
arctic talon
or go for the eyes
Soft bits like the nose and ear are good for tearing lol
west pendant
I played 2 episodes of dispatch
storm jungle
I played 2 episodes of dispatch
verdict?
west pendant
its cool asf
west pendant
I relate to the main character
storm jungle
west pendant
XD
arctic talon
Roberto robitson
west pendant
what a dumb name
storm jungle
my favorite part is one of my friends pointed out
Robert Robertson
Robot Robots Son
arctic talon
Robot
west pendant
I loved when everyone made fun of him on his first work day
storm jungle
relatable af
west pendant
Robertoo robitson
arctic talon
Is blue balls man a real hero ™
west pendant
did you guys choose to kiss, whats her name
west pendant
the blonde superhero
storm jungle
did you guys choose to kiss, whats her name
Blonde Blazer
west pendant
yeah
west pendant
I didnt
west pendant
she hot but I didnt
west pendant
its not about being coward, its about I dont kiss people I just met
west pendant
I dont need no bitches
west pendant
if I could I would kiss myself
storm jungle
Same tbh
queen laurel
bro is saying this now
|| did you put shroud in the dirt ?||
arctic talon
lol
west pendant
dilara are you a mod here?
storm jungle
yeah for the last 4 years now
queen laurel
dilara are you a mod here?
yes she it
west pendant
can I be a mod?
arctic talon
|| did you put shroud in the dirt ?||
||also yes I did in the second save slot lol||
queen laurel
||also yes I did in the second save slot lol||
|| after realizing I can get the true hero robert i was happy to kill him ||
west pendant
wait there are more episodes
arctic talon
||second save slot I just played Robert as being done with fucking everything and solving things in a more “direct” way||
arctic talon
WHY
static wren
BEFORE THE LAST EPISODES
west pendant
they all released?
arctic talon
I liked her always
storm jungle
yep
arctic talon
Yeah they’re all out
storm jungle
just this week
west pendant
niceee
storm jungle
its over now so you can binge as you please
west pendant
ill binge them
storm jungle
yeee
just uh
ENTIRELY avoid youtube or just "dont recommend" any Dispatch vids
the game is hot af rn
so spoilers abound
west pendant
I know nothing
queen laurel
I know nothing
did you ignore our entire conversation that's now?
west pendant
im on the dispatch discord funnily enough but I havent checked it
queen laurel
Because I'm hoping you did
storm jungle
im on the dispatch discord funnily enough but I havent checked it
Yeah then dont search anything related to Dispatch on youtube just yet so your feed doesnt get filled up instantly with spoilers
arctic talon
Yeah then dont search anything related to Dispatch on youtube just yet so your f...
Ending spoiler in title with image is the ultimate foul combo
storm jungle
^^^^^^^^^^^^
west pendant
I only know that the main character has cancer and he decides to cook metamphetamine with his junkie friend
former student I believe
storm jungle
Yeah thats for S2
west pendant
ok alright
storm jungle
hes gonna meet a supervillain named Walter White-Man
static wren
walter boy
west pendant
btw ive began to watch dexter
west pendant
dexter is super fun
arctic talon
Some dumbass super villain could call themselves that
west pendant
I love doakes so much
queen laurel
Some dumbass super villain could call themselves that
i have an interesting question for you if you were a super villain in dispatch what would be your crime that got you into the phoenix program and what would be your superpower
lament shoal
Mfw when the bad breaks
arctic talon
i have an interesting question for you if you were a super villain in dispatch w...
Idfk
lol
queen laurel
Idfk
You would definitely be something like sonar where it's tech related though I feel
arctic talon
The crime would prolly be something horribly unethical relating to people’s personal information lol
west pendant
i have an interesting question for you if you were a super villain in dispatch w...
as a super power, weather control would be badass
but it only works depending on my emotions
so if im depressed it will always rain
queen laurel
as a super power, weather control would be badass
What would be your crime then
west pendant
if im mad, hurricanes coming
wet sandal
What would be your crime then
Britain
west pendant
my crime would be me getting angry playing league of legends, and causing a tornado to wipe out my hometown
queen laurel
my crime would be me getting angry playing league of legends, and causing a torn...
yeah that checks out
gray umbra
my crime would be me getting angry playing league of legends, and causing a torn...
Wat
arctic talon
This you?
queen laurel
Criminal almost drowned when the super powered individual playing league of legends got angry and caused house flood
west pendant
if someone breaks into my house they would actually have nothing to steal, a thief would feel so bad that they would actually gift me something before leaving outside
west pendant
*Criminal almost drowned when the super powered individual playing league of leg...
honestly that would legit be an interesting story to tell
static wren
honestly that would legit be an interesting story to tell
If I were a thief and I saw em watching "123series Dexter free series online" I'd know I'm dealing with an actual psycho
west pendant
well before netflix, thats how people watched dexter online
static wren
hell yeah it is, on episode 6 and I've only had 100 million ads sent my way
good show so far
west pendant
2nd season is even better imo
oooh yeahhh, ashes of creation is getting an early access steam release
for alpha 2
this was a game I used to follow a lot, 5 years ago
im actually excited to try it, I dont really have much hope that it will be super succesful but who knows
near wasp
Jay buddy
crystal forum
i dont want to cry
im just chopping onions i swear
the worst part is i can still track the scammer's steam page and they STILL have not been banned
they're still scamming
in case any of you are interested in what a scammer profile looks like
near wasp
Jay how the hell did you fall for this
If it was anybody else I'd understand it but you?
spring cairn
crystal forum
If it was anybody else I'd understand it but you?
I WAS 15 YEARS OLD
near wasp
Ah
crystal forum
anyways
sold my glove cases for 25$
i got those for 3 cents so at least i got a win there
gonna keep my operation hydra box a bit longer since it's 50$ now for some reason
and i got that for free
i also had an awp man-o-war for some reason
which sells for 200$ nowadays
but back in 2017 it was just 25$
arctic talon
guys is vermintide 1 worth playing?
Vermintide 1 plays like shit
west pendant
I dont care
I want to see the story
I want to play all the maps and see the story
and then ill move to vermintide 2
urban spire
storm jungle
and then ill move to vermintide 2
ngl i can respect this
its definitely worth a play imo
VT1 has a very comfy vibe
west pendant
yep ill do this
full obsidian
I WAS 15 YEARS OLD
revenge arc
crystal forum
i think i`ll only have to pay like 100 bucks for the steam frame after selling my steam inventory and quest 3
who's winning now scammer
near wasp
Still the scammer tbh
languid meadow
daring creek
its not about being coward, its about I dont kiss people I just met
rude
near wasp
Visi is the better choice
storm jungle
hell no
storm jungle
😭
near wasp
NGL tho prism singing that song has just been on repeat in my head
wet sandal
I can fix her
Funny thing is you actually can
near wasp
Yeah unlike my exes
surreal nest
Men by like yeah my exes were all unfixable freak shows and I bear no weight of fault in any relationship
dapper gyro
You can always try.
dapper gyro
Love touching nuts?
median star
west pendant
bruh vermintide 1 is so fucking good
I enjoyed that first level more than any level in darktide LMAO
rustic patrol
Vermintide has way better sass, mostly because each class is a full-on character
Saltzpyre (Inquitior-type dude) : "The elf has fallen!"
Kerillian (The Elf) : "The elf is in a lot of pain. Help her."
Saltzpyre : "On further consideration..."
or
Saltzypre : "You fall a great deal for one so 'nimble' elf."
Kerillian : "Can I help it if they find me a challenge?"
Saltzpyre : "Challenge? By Sigmar a challenge indeed. Every minute. Every second."
arctic talon
Kerillian and Baradin are the least racist whfb wood elf and dwarf ever
surreal nest
Baradin too busy eating paint brushes
sacred ginkgo
rustic patrol
Kerillian and Baradin are the least racist whfb wood elf and dwarf ever
frfr, and Saltzpyre is the most tolerant witchhunter
dapper gyro
They would still kill each other if it is not for the greater enemy.
young pecan
Wasn't Saltzpyre actively on the way to bringing Sienna to be executed or something
wintry scarab
Do daemon parts stay in realspace unitl the daemon dies or does it disappear as soon as its been cut off from the daemon?
hallow plover
I think i leaves no physical remains
young pecan
I would assume it disappears as soon as separated
Unless the daemon falling apart is like, a part of the daemon intentionally
hallow plover
There might be inconsistent representations
storm jungle
^ this is the correct answer
daemonic remains disappear unless the character needs some fancy ass trophy
lmao
like, literally
hallow plover
I would assume there might be remains if you're close to a warp rift / warp storm / eye of terror
Or maybe just linger a bit before dissolving
storm jungle
Yeah its the peak definition of "idfk it depends"
young pecan
insert the sticker
hallow plover
Whatever the plot demands
young pecan
just like everything in warhammer
storm jungle
to be fair
USUALLY its more nuanced
here its like
"Yeah they disappear but not for this Inquisitor because we need him to have a daemon skull on his trophycase"
rule of cool sometimes reigns supreme
young pecan
I'm sure they'll have a psyker who overpowers the aura of a powerful blank out of sheer will or some shit
If it doesn't already exist
rose thorn
It’s still insane the patriarch can’t even attach to neophytes and can only attach to genestealers
dapper gyro
You have "really good" swordman PARRY SM attacks... so yeah...
lament shoal
sly zenith
Do daemon parts stay in realspace unitl the daemon dies or does it disappear as ...
It depends
From what I can tell it depends on the individual demon and their origin
Are they a physical being mutated by chaos ?
Are they a full blown warp living demon son of a bitch ?
Are they near the Eye of terror ?
crystal forum
it's kind of wild how much gambling is pushed in cs2
and also, i think it's important information that the only reason valve ever released the official drop chances for opening cases is because china passed a law forcing online betting to show odds
have to give props to china for actually having a fucking backbone when it comes to gambling and children
arctic talon
have to give props to china for actually having a fucking backbone when it comes...
China was the first country that made a big push for forcing games to show drop chances lol
Much to tencents displeasure
rose thorn
Leak for new book + 100% confirmed rumor engine
arctic talon
rose thorn
Alpha legion W btw
arctic talon
Yeah
rose thorn
Probably a black library model with legends rules
vagrant fox
I suppose I'll read fricken harrowmaster then
arctic talon
It’s fun
crystal forum
China was the first country that made a big push for forcing games to show drop...
i think china's anti gaming addiction law is dumb af but that one is pretty cool
arctic talon
i think china's anti gaming addiction law is dumb af but that one is pretty cool
It doesn’t work
lol
crystal forum
is that law still around btw
arctic talon
Yes
crystal forum
the thing about teenagers having a legal limit to how many games they can play
crystal forum
yeah no shit lel
crystal forum
how would it even be enforced
arctic talon
how would it even be enforced
Okay so most games and internet connections in China if you live there
Require an ID
All the big popular games need a government ID or phone number
To make an account
crystal forum
we're like
arctic talon
They keep track of it that way
crystal forum
so close to having that happen in the west
arctic talon
But there’s ways around it
Or get multiple phone numbers
lol
Or play something that doesn’t need connection
rose thorn
I unironically do like alpha legion, I kinda just don’t wanna buy space marines lol
arctic talon
Or use a non Chinese thing allowed past the Great Wall
crystal forum
the fact that chinese teenagers can circumvent the surveillance gives me hope that shit like palentir will fail miserably
rose thorn
If I end up with csm I’ll do alpha legion warband but eh
arctic talon
the fact that chinese teenagers can circumvent the surveillance gives me hope th...
almost everyone uses a VPN 💀
lol
It’s insane
crystal forum
ye i noticed that
arctic talon
Great firewall only works on idiots or people who don’t care about it
crystal forum
and china made vpn's illegal right
arctic talon
If someone wants to get around it they can
crystal forum
gives me hope man
arctic talon
Members of the police use VPNs
lol
In China
I’m not gona rat out someone who I knows relative
But like 💀
Bros relative uses a VPN to get access to international Netflix
crystal forum
china could dominate esports if it wanted to
by doing whatever tf it does with olympics
arctic talon
I mean they’re damn good at some
lol
They’re good at League, and Overwatch esports
crystal forum
I mean they’re damn good at some
ye but it's just individuals not backed by china right?
arctic talon
Well league of legends esports explicitly doesn’t allow government backed teams
lol
It’s banned
But Overwatch has a Chinese government funded(indirectly) team
That does worse then an independent Chinese team
crystal forum
lol
it really saddened me when i restarted watching csgo esports and seeing teams straight up named after gambling websites
like it's all gambling websites now
arctic talon
League esports ends up getting some funny ass reactions on Hupu or weibo
crystal forum
and every cs2 youtuber is sponsored by gambling websites
crystal forum
not to mention
arctic talon
Cs2 esports is partially propped up by gambling websites
crystal forum
and this is the really insidious part
arctic talon
Because valve takes a hands off approach
To funding it
Aside from a few big events
crystal forum
those youtubers somehow have like 10000$ skins
and my guess is those are given by the gambling websites to make people want to gamble
crystal forum
there's no other reason
you do not fucking own a factory new dragon lore for no reason
like this guy has
like this is WILD to have
arctic talon
Also there’s a joke on Weibo for league pro play that when a Korean player is looking at retirement they should just learn Chinese and play in the LPL for extra cash and a fat paycheck 💀
crystal forum
young pecan
https://youtu.be/AZIMczR3CqU?si=CixQzJkHQCva5T86
This has alt right written all over it
crystal forum
no it's pretty wholesome
arctic talon
This has alt right written all over it
Anomaly isn’t that way
crystal forum
also the thing is he sucks ass with the awp
arctic talon
lol
crystal forum
which makes me believe he only uses it to show off the skin
again reinforcing my belief
young pecan
CSGO player not be sexist challenge passed?
young pecan
Very nice
crystal forum
the community is still toxic af btw
regularly just seeing n words everywhere like it's 4chan
boggles my mind that valve lets this community fester
arctic talon
boggles my mind that valve lets this community fester
Valve doesn’t care
crystal forum
other games care
arctic talon
The only game they do chat moderation in(remotely) is Dota 2
lol
Also now deadlock
Those 2 games get chat moderation
crystal forum
a lot of other modern games do
young pecan
I was going to say hopefully they get it better with Deadlock
crystal forum
It’s fucking CS2
i thought it would have changed since i last played
crystal forum
since this isn't fucking 2018 anymore
crystal forum
and yet realistically everybody you see who has a high cost skin bought it directly
arctic talon
It would literally fucking implode without it
Oh also funny thing about faker winning worlds(again) he never uses skins. But riot always does sales for skins players used at worlds finals
crystal forum
which makes me believe that skins in csgo are like those performative males who buy flashy cars despite not being able to afford them
arctic talon
Do they just picked an extra 5 random ass skins for champions faker played at worlds finals
crystal forum
the best winning move is to not to play
which is why just selling my cases is better than opening them
arctic talon
Lol
I do think it’s funny how Faker(himself) has more league skins dedicated to him for winning worlds finals then some champions have skins
crystal forum
that's funny
arctic talon
And he doesn’t fucking use them
crystal forum
i wouldn't use skins but i like the stat tracks
also there's some cheap ones that look good
crystal forum
back in the day i'd buy battle scarred skins that looked good
oh also
well the cheaper factory new stat track skins are the newer ones usually
which means their prices will go up in like 5 years
so i'll just have more fun later with them
rn im just getting back into the game to try and be better than i was nearly a decade ago
seeing if i can actually become good at it
the good part is it really won't take much to be better than i was as a kid since i sucked ass
rose thorn
I’m not sure if children of atom fans being like, BoS fans levels concerning online is a meme or like fr
lament shoal
Genuinely how tf were people in the fallout universe comfortable with driving around in these fucking wheeled nukes
sour hornet
Bro why do hands have so much blood in them
sour hornet
Genuinely how tf were people in the fallout universe comfortable with driving ar...
They were more stable 200 years ago methinks
tough haven
I’m writing battle dialogue for a blood Angel gripped by black rage, do I just kinda have him scream shit about how he’s gonna kill Horus?
I’m thinking like “Where is Omni-Man” but with Horus
rose thorn
Genuinely how tf were people in the fallout universe comfortable with driving ar...
Why do people drive Teslas
Also because there was literally almost no gas left lol
Idk if it’s fear mongering or what
crystal forum
Genuinely how tf were people in the fallout universe comfortable with driving ar...
they didn't have any other choice since oil was a luxury
the nuclear cars were sorta recent by the time the nukes fell
since they started being used when the global supply of oil dried up
misty vector
the nuclear cars were sorta recent by the time the nukes fell
Imagine how bad the car crashes were
crystal forum
my favorite fallout trivia is the factoid about why fallout 1 decided to pick china as the global enemy instead of the soviet union
the story goes that the lead writer for fallout 1 was drafting the plans for the setting in his apartment when he heard two drunk russian immigrants yelling at eachother outside his window. he then decided that russia could not be considered a serious threat at all and he picked china instead
surreal nest
You know I read this so many hours ago and desperately wanted to disagree and say he is pretty evil but he really doesnt do anything super evil hes just a douche who sets shit on fire
plus he was on his break how would he even know who started those fires so we really dont even know tbh
crystal forum
the funny part is how eerily similar the fallout universe is to our current reality
the US annexing canada for easier access to alaskan oil
inflation rocketing crazily high until a car is worth an enormous amount of money
america and china becoming the two world superpowers
(china did not look like it does now in the 90's)
fallout 1 definitely has one of my fav intros
it really has a depressing vibe unlike some of the later games
fallout 4's intro just feels like it tries too hard to look cool
also it sets up a background story for the protagonist yet he literally never talks about his time in the army
what a wasted potential
this was considered a wacky price in the late 90's
yet today we're not even phased by a new car costing this much
prime seal
my favorite fallout trivia is the factoid about why fallout 1 decided to pick ch...
it kind of doesnt matter at all because the end result would have still been the same
crystal forum
it kind of doesnt matter at all because the end result would have still been the...
wdym
crystal forum
what does that have to do with what i said
surreal nest
well yeah if you replace an antagonist with another antagonist that also does the same thing as the other antagonist it would be the same thats true
crystal forum
the aesthetics would be completely different
prime seal
like
crystal forum
idk maybe the literal chinese stealth armour and sword in 3
and the chinese pistol wouldn't be a c96
probably some tokarev caliber pistol
rustic patrol
the US annexing canada for easier access to alaskan oil
prime seal
idk maybe the literal chinese stealth armour and sword in 3
a sword and armor
rustic patrol
<:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
America's hat is far more psykotic
prime seal
the aesthetics would be completely different
yeah you're over exaggerating
surreal nest
Would have loved to see Russian power armor tbh
crystal forum
why are you arguing with me about this
rustic patrol
America's hat is far more psykotic
"Well, then time to show them yanks the difference between polite and nice."
- My favourite Canadian threat
crystal forum
i just wanted to share the reason why it's china
prime seal
what does that have to do with what i said
i didnt start arguing until you said this
crystal forum
the obvious pick in the late 90's would have been the soviet union
prime seal
i only said that wether it was the soviet union or china it wouldnt have mattered thats a majour theme of the series
prime seal
Would have loved to see Russian power armor tbh
theres some concept art i saw one time that looked really good
surreal nest
This makes me think of the dogshit game with like a power suit that uses pollen as fuel
haze
prime seal
surreal nest
prime seal
you're overexxagerating again for no reason
crystal forum
a lord of the intro of fallout 1 is just stock footage which is funny
prime seal
good game
crystal forum
like straight up WW2 photos
surreal nest
Captures the brutalist soviet union style I like
crystal forum
ron pearlman makes his debut as the narrator
surreal nest
slabs of metal
crystal forum
and he has narrated every intro since
i wonder what bethesda will do when he passes away
surreal nest
would Hellboy survive fallout
prime seal
Captures the brutalist soviet union style I like
it reminds me of the legionary suit from dead space 3
surreal nest
he would probably love that shit
surreal nest
it reminds me of the legionary suit from dead space 3
dead space 3 had some baller suits wont lie
prime seal
would Hellboy survive fallout
nothing would be able to stop him
crystal forum
it's just wild how much of the fallout lore's foundations start in the first game
so much creativity
such a solid start for the lore
and the best part
surreal nest
its just so peak i love the fur
crystal forum
is that it never reveals what pre war america was like!!!
cough cough tv show
here's tim cain talking about it
prime seal
dead space 3 had some baller suits wont lie
the artic survival suit is amazing
prime seal
nothing tops the advanced suit
theres no proper action figure of the advanced suit unfortunately
me when i cant give EA money
rustic patrol
yeah, DS3 wasn't a horror game
well, it was horrific, but that was mostly the gameplay and scriptwriting
prime seal
the brethren moons are a horrifying concept lol
rustic patrol
the brethren moons are a horrifying concept lol
I still think they ripped those off from Hell Planet Remina
prime seal
btw by that definition i wouldnt call 2 horror either
prime seal
I still think they ripped those off from Hell Planet Remina
nah the moons look nothing like those
rustic patrol
lots of tentacles, eating planets, and those eyes look pretty similar imho
prime seal
plus its a multiple singular organism
rustic patrol
I guess they gave it a mini-head with a beak, but meh
prime seal
lots of tentacles, eating planets, and those eyes look pretty similar imho
they dont eat planets they become planets
surreal nest
why yes i do want to panic over resources
prime seal
No dead space game is pure horror survival horror ftw
action horror
surreal nest
survival
prime seal
eh im on the boat that i wouldnt call re4 survival horror either
rustic patrol
why yes i do want to panic over resources
by that definition, monster hunter is survival horror XD
prime seal
nah because its completely different
youre only focusing on the resources in the moment, + it has no inherently horror themes
surreal nest
eh im on the boat that i wouldnt call re4 survival horror either
its a touchy subject
its too survival to not be survival horror but it has enough action to be an action game. Therefore we will create a new genre
it is resident evil 4
prime seal
surreal nest
this is a terrible list
surreal nest
the last of us is not an action horror game
prime seal
it is lmfao even on the hardest difficulties you can kill everything that moves and still have spare ammo
rustic patrol
I feel a lot of these are more suspense than horror tbh
surreal nest
Its not even a horror game
prime seal
didnt play 2 yet so i wouldnt know
surreal nest
zombies does not mean horror game
prime seal
?
rustic patrol
didnt play 2 yet so i wouldnt know
don't it's storyline is scarily bad
prime seal
do you not find the events in the last of us horrifying?
surreal nest
dude if i was looking for horror games and somebody said "try last of us" i would beat the fuck out of them with hammers
prime seal
???
rustic patrol
I kinda agree
prime seal
first time i hear of this
rustic patrol
it's like saying Fallout is horror due to it having ghouls
surreal nest
^
prime seal
it's like saying Fallout is horror due to it having ghouls
???
surreal nest
i find fallout's story to be terrifying but i aint calling it a horror game
prime seal
ay im rage quitting too much dumbassery in the span of 2 seconds, also fallout has horror themes lmfao and ghouls are appart of that theyre not the central topic like in the last of us
surreal nest
last of us doesnt try or want to scare you it wants you to follow a story through an apocalypse. Does it have scary elements and borderline horror sections? Sure, but they're a gameplay element to conquer. The game builds you to abuse the clickers
surreal nest
ay im rage quitting too much dumbassery in the span of 2 seconds, also fallout h...
i mean tbf humans are the main focus of last of us
rustic patrol
true
surreal nest
the infected are just a set piece
rustic patrol
firefies, the bandits, the cannibals
surreal nest
also not even to mention left 4 dead being on there is comical
but this is just definitions scretching and changing over the years. Nothing really to talk about
sour hornet
don't it's storyline is scarily bad
Nah its still an enjoyable experience worth the price imo
surreal nest
Nah its still an enjoyable experience worth the price imo
i really dont think last of us 2 story was even that bad
sour hornet
zombies does not mean horror game
Nah the last of us is definitely 100% horror lmao. Its an action horror 100%, but its definitely horror
surreal nest
Nah the last of us is definitely 100% horror lmao. Its an action horror 100%, bu...
Incorrect but I will let you have it
rustic patrol
Nah its still an enjoyable experience worth the price imo
what are you saying? My opinion is the totally objective/subjectively correct standardized unit of everything correct! /jk
but yeah, it's just my opinion
I did not like it at all.
surreal nest
action adventure
sour hornet
Incorrect but I will let you have it
It's in the horror category of steam for a reason brother, you can be wrong. 
surreal nest
Yeah ok and chess is under the hentai category
sour hornet
what are you saying? My opinion is the totally objective/subjectively correct st...
Fair, but telling people not to play it for something like story is different that it being buggy or something.
Very subjective. I didn't even think the story was all that bad imo.
sour hornet
Yeah ok and chess is under the hentai category
Shit is it actually?
surreal nest
Shit is it actually?
Probably, but the steam genres are really, really bad is my point
Like frustratingly bad it actually annoys me scrolling through a genre I want to buy a game in
Im pretty sure they are user curated
sour hornet
Well, genres have sub-genres and sub-subgenres for a reason I suppose
surreal nest
i am willing to accept the interchangeability of game genres but I will never ever consider last of us a horror game
my skull is too thick to compromise
sour hornet
I mean, that is a rather esoteric hill to stand on, but I respect the conviction
surreal nest
steam considers Dispatch a point and click game which drives me to a deep rage
surreal nest
i would accept Telltale's the walking dead or wolf among us
But dispatch you have no autonomy or puzzles besides mini games
lament shoal
the story goes that the lead writer for fallout 1 was drafting the plans for the...
LMAO
pastel fox
remote wadi
Last of us is horror if you're 10 years of age
And never played a zombie game before
pastel fox
The Last Of Us is a brilliant game because it was the first to ask "if you ated a bad mushrom , wuould you survive .?"
And that's what makes it so good
prime seal
Last of us is horror if you're 10 years of age
then whats re4
celest cedar
sly zenith
yeah thats what i just said
crystal forum
have you guys watched pluribus yet
i'm only an episode in and wow the cinematography is amazing
it's wild how much vince has improved since breaking bad's piss yellow filter
storm jungle
Plumbus what
storm jungle
is that the one with the lawyer chick
storm jungle
I might check it out, hmmmm
crystal forum
turns out vince can do sci fi very well
also the budget is crazy
i feel like apple just gave vince gilligan a blank cheque
i can barely notice any CGI
prime seal
it's wild how much vince has improved since breaking bad's piss yellow filter
that's peak
arctic talon
You know I read this so many hours ago and desperately wanted to disagree and sa...
Yeah he’s a massive asshole and an arsonist who sets shit on fire intentionally to inflate his score.
But he’s far from the worst person. He’s also not murdered anyone(somehow) with his arson attacks either that or he’s not been caught killing people
queen laurel
Yeah he’s a massive asshole and an arsonist who sets shit on fire intentionally ...
Coupe is definitely the worst
celest dome
Coupe and Punchup have the most noted kills iirc
queen laurel
Coupe and Punchup have the most noted kills iirc
Yeah but punch up reminds me of you so he's funny
celest dome
Have you lot seen his VA ? Man I remember watching him a couple of years back, he look great
queen laurel
Have you lot seen his VA ? Man I remember watching him a couple of years back, h...
Of course it's jacksepticeye
arctic talon
Coupe and Punchup have the most noted kills iirc
Malevola says she was active in LA during the 80s so she prolly has a ton of skeletons in her closet
celest dome
Malevola says she was active in LA during the 80s so she prolly has a ton of ske...
She didn't say on which side though
arctic talon
But yeah coupe and punch up are 1 and 2 in known kills
arctic talon
She didn't say on which side though
As a villain I’d assume
She hasn’t been a hero for very long(as far as we know)
queen laurel
Golem literally has the least amount of crimes funnily
Unless I'm forgetting something
celest dome
Wasn't the LA riots rioters vs cops ?
arctic talon
Golems crimes seem to just be he’s big
arctic talon
Wasn't the LA riots rioters vs cops ?
No
80s had numerous murders
Like a fuck ton
Of unsolved murders
Her saying she was active in La during the 80s implies she’s behind at least some of them in dispatch’s universe lol
crystal forum
Wasn't the LA riots rioters vs cops ?
if you mean IRL it was mostly cops vs black communities
and cops were the ones who escalated the situation like usual
celest dome
Ye that's what I meant, could be that she was on the side against the cops
crystal forum
LA was pretty bad during the 80's
arctic talon
I’m referring to spree killings not the police brutalizing and killing people and getting killed in return
crystal forum
it was when gangs really started taking hold
arctic talon
So I think she prolly just was running around murdering people for reasons
Could be for the gangs, could have been for fun
celest dome
Was she always demon like ?
queen laurel
Was she always demon like ?
She's half demon
crystal forum
queen laurel
So One side is human one side is whatever the fuck
arctic talon
Was she always demon like ?
As far as we know yeah
She also mentions being around for 3 generations
Despite her also claiming she’s 33
I think tacking an extra 3 on her age might be necessary lol
crystal forum
isn't a decade a generation
arctic talon
It’s 20-30 years iirc
Anyways point being she’s definitely not 33
And she’s way older then she says she is
storm jungle
a generation is 100 years isnt it
queen laurel
It’s 20-30 years iirc
According to the wiki around stormwolf said here
crystal forum
a generation is 100 years isnt it
what
crystal forum
when
arctic talon
Anyways Malevola has prolly killed a bunch of people lol
queen laurel
Where
crystal forum
100 years ago
prime seal
https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GxdjtDdWIAA19YB.gif
this dude should get into acting asap that was masterful acting
queen laurel
Anyways Malevola has prolly killed a bunch of people lol
She Is half demon I'm pretty sure her upbringing wasn't the nicest
prime seal
nice
arctic talon
She’s only got a second degree murder charge
storm jungle
whats that lmao
arctic talon
Somehow
storm jungle
first degree is actually killing someone right
arctic talon
whats that lmao
Just killing someone in the moment with malice
storm jungle
OH
prime seal
Just killing someone in the moment with malice
with malice
arctic talon
Rather then having the intent to kill from the start
crystal forum
first degree is actually killing someone right
first degree is premeditated
arctic talon
Yeah
crystal forum
as in you planned in advance
queen laurel
And third degree would be not doing all of that and you just accidentally killed them
arctic talon
Anyways I’m sure she’s done plenty of first degree murder
storm jungle
she deffo did lmao
crystal forum
And third degree would be not doing all of that and you just accidentally killed...
that's homicide i think
arctic talon
Just based off of
When she was around
She was active in the LA area when it was literally the most violent
In terms of random murders
storm jungle
i do like how she also assures people Chase is gonna go to heaven if he dies which was uhhh morbidly nice
arctic talon
queen laurel
that's homicide i think
That too but apparently third degree murder is a thing
prime seal
And third degree would be not doing all of that and you just accidentally killed...
no it can also mean you just wanted to incapacitate or hurt but instead you killed them
arctic talon
i do like how she also assures people Chase is gonna go to heaven if he dies whi...
She’s atheist btw
Which is hilarious
storm jungle
WHAT
prime seal
you did an oopsie
crystal forum
That too but apparently third degree murder is a thing
it definitely depends on local law yeah
arctic talon
It’s under her bio
queen laurel
She genuinely is an atheist
crystal forum
hell on earth
arctic talon
And as we all know Australia holds the portal to hell in the outback
queen laurel
@storm jungle
storm jungle
<@166943308231344128>
queen laurel
Yeah the opening bio has extra info on them that you can miss
arctic talon
true crime aficionado 💀
Do you think she points at the YouTube screen when it’s one of the people she murdered
That they’re talking about
celest dome
Point at screen "that's me"
prime seal
>true crime aficionado 💀
what did invisible woman do
arctic talon
what did invisible woman do
Assault, larceny(non violent theft), robbery
storm jungle
- watching rich people fuck
arctic talon
Pretty slim rap sheet but also she worked for shroud
arctic talon
So she prolly has killed people
lol
I’d say all of the people in the Phoenix program except maybe Golem
storm jungle
just like how she murdered those donuts
arctic talon
Have prolly killed people
storm jungle
ironically thats one part i love about the game ngl
like im sorry
superheroes in any verse would not largely give a shit about collateral killing of bad guys
💀
well "bad guys"
queen laurel
superheroes in any verse would not largely give a shit about collateral killing ...
Genuinely sometimes have to do something with your own hands because shroud needs to go
arctic talon
||Shroud deserved it and even if he didn’t it felt good||
prime seal
Have prolly killed people
can i kill all of these dummies
storm jungle
Genuinely sometimes have to do something with your own hands because shroud need...
thats what Chase says too lmao "THAT MFER HAD TO GO"
fuck no
lol
prime seal
bad videogame
arctic talon
Well
storm jungle
its peak
queen laurel
I can still get all of the true hero parts while decapitating his ass so
queen laurel
arctic talon
If they do kill people it’s usually a super villain
storm jungle
dude i was playing it with a friend
and he was like "How would Sonar even hurt anyone"
and it just shows him biting/mauling people
lmfao
arctic talon
and he was like "How would Sonar even hurt anyone"
He also implies he used to eat people
Before getting reformed
queen laurel
and he was like "How would Sonar even hurt anyone"
Did he miss the whole this guy transforms into a giant bat creature that eats you face first?
prime seal
But they don’t kill innocent people now
"what is this some kind of suicide squad"
arctic talon
"what is this some kind of suicide squad"
No because the goal is reform not punishment
💀
storm jungle
Did he miss the whole this guy transforms into a giant bat creature that eats yo...
Its probably because in most media beast-heroes dont generally ever do that stuff and its just blunt actions like punching people etc
which kinda askews their perception of these characters
arctic talon
Also it’s funny how in the bar fight Malevola doesn’t use the sharp end of her aword
queen laurel
which kinda askews their perception of these characters
Yeah that is true that is true
arctic talon
She just beats people with the blunt end of it
queen laurel
Also it’s funny how in the bar fight Malevola doesn’t use the sharp end of her a...
I mean have you seen what happens if you use the sharp part?
arctic talon
Yeah and it’s fucking awesome/j
storm jungle
her attempting to kill Visi with it and peeking through the floor of that staircase was diabolical 💀
arctic talon
She should have cleaved some random person in half in a bar
queen laurel
her attempting to kill Visi with it and peeking through the floor of that stairc...
I mean visi did the mess her up
queen laurel
She could have genuinely helped her catch thunder cock right there
queen laurel
Robert probably killed someone in there lmao
Dude have you seen how he is moving when he is not in a coma?
queen laurel
He genuinely is a decent hand-to-hand fighter
arctic talon
Yeah prolly
queen laurel
Well they included the other D-listers
Armstrong is funny though
Like genuinely funny concept of a villain
queen laurel
He’s got a neonazi tattoo
Also The fact that his arms are like
So small a grot can actually break them
queen laurel
**bruh**
Yeah dispatch is not afraid to take risks
Roy is a big guy but he's the smart guy fixing your mech suit
People don't usually do that now
storm jungle
this is the guy with the small arms right
arctic talon
this is the guy with the small arms right
Yeah
storm jungle
yeah okay checks out
queen laurel
this is the guy with the small arms right
Yeah the guy that needs his implants to be strong
arctic talon
It’s intentional he has 2 very conflicting tattoos imo
He seems like that sort of person
storm jungle
nah it 100% is
arctic talon
Not gona make fun of him for his arms but he’s pathetic besides that
storm jungle
like actual non-white nazis tend to be REALLY stupid
arctic talon
lol
queen laurel
Not gona make fun of him for his arms but he’s pathetic besides that
No he deserves it
storm jungle
hence the whole "Yeah I support the regimes that would literally just kill me"
lmao
arctic talon
Unironically he might be tied to one of the Neo Nazi gangs that’s friends with some of the Mexican cartels/gangs
lol
Which is why he’s got both a cartel and Neo Nazi tattoo
arctic talon
hence the whole "Yeah I support the regimes that would literally just kill me"
Hes so stupid it’s hilarious
queen laurel
Hes so stupid it’s hilarious
Besides the highly breakable arms though he's no slouch in combat
arctic talon
I’d fucking hope so
queen laurel
His implants is physically strong enough stop golem
arctic talon
He has giant robot arms
queen laurel
He has giant robot arms
||Shrouds mech though cool looking but absolutely pathetic when he doesn't have that prediction WhatsApp||
storm jungle
okay so
watching bricky play BO7
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SCREEN
SO MANY USELESS HUD ELEMENTS
AND POPUPS
near wasp
bo7 just sucks
storm jungle
Always was gonna yeah
near wasp
cod should of died years ago
storm jungle
Im glad it is.
storm jungle
Join them to fight the greater daemon known as Michael Rooker in his macro-form?
near wasp
still probably gonn aplay it tho
arctic talon
Also steam will accept a refund past 2 hours
If you complain about the AI content
Btw
storm jungle
BASED
queen laurel
I thought this was a brain rot YouTube short
near wasp
i only play cod to kill people with rocket launchers until they have a mental breakdown and start calling me slurs.
queen laurel
i only play cod to kill people with rocket launchers until they have a mental br...
Why would you waste your energy on
That
near wasp
bro im farming there tears
arctic talon
Why would you waste your energy on
It’s fun
prime seal
bro im farming there tears
you're farming man tears?
arctic talon
People play video games to have fun
queen laurel
bro im farming there tears
I suppose that's a valid enough reason
near wasp
cod is the only game i play like a gremil
queen laurel
Not playing the game you mechanical computer
near wasp
Im the guy exploding people
storm jungle
and its playing a videogame
You very much underestimate how hard it is to play a shitty slog campaign
it very much feels like forever
queen laurel
Im the guy exploding people
Hey I said it's a valid reason
storm jungle
and just doesnt end
prime seal
Hey I said it's a valid reason
a man of reason
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-darktide-warhammer-40k-40k-zealot-gif-16257746668960706185
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/siegfried-gbvs-gbvsr-die-verdr%C3%A4ngen-gif-179439898534...
Is this another one of your fighting games where you pick a rush down character and do a cracked combo?
prime seal
https://tenor.com/view/siegfried-gbvs-gbvsr-die-verdr%C3%A4ngen-gif-179439898534...
cooldowns on special moves is straight dogshitimo
arctic talon
Is this another one of your fighting games where you pick a rush down character ...
I don’t play rushdown in that game
Or most games
lol
arctic talon
cooldowns on special moves is straight dogshitimo
It makes sense for what they want the game to be
Tbh
queen laurel
I don’t play rushdown in that game
I forgot what archetype do you play in a fighting game usually again
prime seal
Is this another one of your fighting games where you pick a rush down character ...
that's like, strive and season 1 tekken 8
arctic talon
I forgot what archetype do you play in a fighting game usually again
Shoto adjacent stuff or rekka characters
lol
queen laurel
Shoto adjacent stuff or rekka characters
So vi or someone like ryu?
prime seal
ryu isnt shoto adjacent
prime seal
he's the shoto
arctic talon
Or DP
queen laurel
Vi is not a shoto in 2XKO
Yeah but she has a rekka innit?
queen laurel
Hmm I see
prime seal
Tag fighter shenanigans
nothings gonna ever top ttt2 and mvc2 as far as bs goes
arctic talon
Definitely lol
But 2XKO is a tag fighter so it’s got some shit going on
The only tag fighter I ever played remotely seriously was blazblue crosstag lmao
queen laurel
But 2XKO is a tag fighter so it’s got some shit going on
Yeah but from what I'm seeing
It's going to be nowhere near as funny as marvel fighting souls
arctic talon
Tokkon isn’t very bullshit