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this is not the deepest rpg but i genuinely want to see it adapted in a game
Is that like a Dnd kinda game
yeah it's a tabletop role playing game
Always wanted to get into those kinda games they look really good
Hard to find people to play w
you have me
True, but then the 2nd layer of problems is timezones
How would playing this over the phone even work haha
Oh I'd assume you'd both have to have the box or book and go from there nvm lol
yeah I would play a session of tabletop RPGS with everyone here if i could but time zones are funny
^
They're all available in PDFs and you have ample tools to simulate a table
i will bash your head in first chance you do something funny
Would u be able to use these tools on a mobile phone?
Dunno if roll 20 works on phones
Thats the equivalent of me breathing
I'll have to look into it I'm really interested
A dark heresy crpg would make me nut ngl
Dude I just looked at what dark heresy is and that sounds awesome
a roleplaying game with the lore regulars would immediately devolve into infighting
it would be beautiful
I'm betting it now
If we can somehow make it to 15 minutes of not trying to kill each other
that would be world record
There's so much iv been missing out on , this looks like it could be more fun than wh40k
Give me a plasma gun and i will make sure to be behind jay when i overheat
i will jury rig an entire room to probably just throw Schrodinger in it
Blowing him up and me included because of the blast radius I forgot to account for
you can get behind me any time babe
Man I would not catch a break with you as a DM
oh no i would play as an ork
and go out of my way to kick you every time I have the chance
DM ing is not for me because
i would throw a bloodthirster at you first chance i'd get
i am not responsible enough for the role
Dilara does more than enough parenting for this server; Im not sure her DMing on top would be fantastic for her mental health
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i cannot trust anyone here to be responsible with power
It's crazy when you realise how far we are through the actual story so far š
Barely even a 8th
half of us would be dead by our own means
yeah I'd probably stumble into some giant monster or accidentally get into a very devastating accident
"i decide to charge the orc warband because that is what my character would do"
Me:
always randomly appears and asks āwhatās happening?ā
Ill roll 1 on some athletics check and discharge my gun into my face when i tripped
and you'll somehow survive every fight due to sheer luck
Right until I accidentally blow myself up when i was jury rigging a trap
dilara DM'ing would make the gun blow off your whole head
yeah she would place a room full of explosive barrels beneath you and through some hilarious rolls cause it to blow up leveling a good amount of the sector
a comedic amount of explosive barrels
literally making us play minesweeper in roleplay to avoid them
I am incredibly responsible with power, which is why I'm never allowed to have admin roles
i thought that was because of your extensive list of warcrimes
my friends won't play that post apocalyptic far cry with me because i blowtorch dogs š
that game sucks anyways
yeah you look like a dog welder type of guy
isn't there a marvel character who welds dogs
Is that like his mutant power
dc
he's Dogwelder
he welds dogs to people
What š
actual creepypasta level character
yeah do not question it
I had many questions and realise there best left un asked 
makes sense to me
The marvels just throw any shit at the wall, it's mildly interesting
Donāt worry he only welds dead dogs to people
that does not make it better like that does not make it any better
Heās not painfully welding a living dog to another being, makes it a little better
Idk
That is true
Honestly if I had power, I'd probably end up as either neutral or villain, kinda like Quicksilver, just using my power for petty shit
If I had true god powers, Iād be neutral because I decide then what is neutral
Man I dont even know what I'd do with power
Murder ? What for
Let me just steal something or what ever
yeah I would be honest if i truly have unlimited power i would probably just continue living with like luxury
But of course still help people once in a while because I'm not that much of A bastard
i have the power to help people with the flick of my hand may as well help them like it's a miracle
I would not even go for full luxury, just buy a cottage, and stuff like that
If I had a super power, Iām choosing god mode, I see no reason to choose any other power- you literally bend reality on a whim, you can do, have, be anything
I mean luxury in like using my imagination to conjure up dimensional space where i can customize it on how it looks
Yeah I would probably do the same
i'm not gonna buy a mansion those are like for runts
Like as in the make it look like a miracle
A dimensional space that is wide and has the essentials of a good house is good enough for me
Oof I did not read that correctly
Well if I had powers and had to help someone I would do it in a way where it seemed like a miracle*
I think I would honestly mess w a few people too
Iād spawn an elephant in the middle of Detroit and watch the ants be baffled
Gotta balance out the good w some chaotic nonsense
destroy canada
that too
Or make Godzilla real and throw him in africa
no that might be going too far hold on
dies of dehydration, carcass feeds thousands
Bring back the scary dinosaurs from the sea but keep them at the bottom of the ocean
Well he eats radiation so he's probably gonna b line to the greatest source of it on our planet
Iād do a lot of poking and prodding if humanity just to watch everything go down and see how slight changes alter behavior
well I would probably vaporize dumb people on twitter as a pastime i'm gonna be honest
If everyone on earth woke up one day and their hair was an inch longer, would anyone notice? Would anyone question it? Literally everyone has longer hair now, did anything really happen?
Thatās the sorta stuff Iād occupy my time with
erase all hair from paintings, photos, etc but keep everyoneās memory of hair
What if you were bald
i've had my hair gotten so thick cutting it with a electric razor became difficult
so what's the point
During lockdowns it almost got that bad for me
To be honest I would probably just keep my powers to myself, I have God like power but I will only use it to make my life definitely easier
Easier? You have god powers life is irrelevant
yeah but simple pleasures in life are fun you know
Ah I didn't think of that
yeah that's the thing though being wrong sometimes is a good thing
Like I would use my powers to definitely reverse the consequence but i think i would practice restraint
only using it when absolutely necessary
If anyone does get powers hopefully it's someone like you hahah
I know how ridiculous that sounded but
Oh shit this is the 40k-lore-chat channel, I forgor
we do random topics like this from time to time
this is nothing special no worries
40k lore time
no
considering they make it into an energy drink pretty good
Uh erm, how about them checks notes chaos worshippers
delish
it tastes like freon, the AC cooling liquid
Give them a six pack of these
lol
we should give all ogryns a handle of Titoās and a pack of American Spirits, then this whole thing would be over in days
Give them some rum
still cant believe they added a heavy stubber but not a heavy bolter
I know right
because you touch yourself at night wolf
Give the Reject that druk that cause people to become Psykers (Ogryn can survive it
The auto cannon makes sense
LOL
fuck it actually
Just give the Rejects Drukhari combat drugs
there was already the double
Jeeez
this will not have negative consequences to their lifespan or mental state
Oh yeah no way
heavy bolter is like the most common militarum heavy weapon
FUCK IT WE BALL
Just like having some vitamins
No you know, that drug, but treat it as a ranged weapon for the Ogryn, stick yourself then your have some peril ammo
Good for the heart
lol
Bane time
wdym
they're great
let me kill even better
you only use like 2
@crystal forum @arctic talon
Autocannon shouldn't suit the same uses that Heavy Stubber brought tbh
I use them all tbh
well you're weird
I use them cause I'm a drug addict, give me beers that don't give buffs and my character will use them all
autocannon would be a slower firing weapon with small splash damage
mechanically
Or piercing
Red stim kill boss extremely fast
maybe a variant with no splash but extra pierce
Blue clear hordes in a second
Not all Autocannon are not with explosive rounds
Yellow is ability regen
blue go zoom
Green is health
Splash being kept for Heavy Bolter
im just saying mechanically how it should be added to not be useless and be unique
Yellow = spamming VoC or whatever ability you need.
but heavy bolter would have big magazine
Inject me with every drug man, I'll pop off and destroy everything before me
that could work too
If you think that anything but heal is useful, it is really a skill issue.
problem with splash is it's borked against hordes, way too good
The heavy bolter from space marine 2 is pretty satisfying
i think it sucks
I'd rather have the old type of Autocannon than the Gunlugger one tbh
I prefer it to the heavuy plasma
it should not have a cooling mechanic like why was that necessary when it does so little damage
Also, as psyker in havoc, I can put up 5th bubbles before the 1st one expires with yellow.
the one on the right?
Right is Gunlugger
that's literally a tripod autocannon with a grip
ah
i dont like the left one
cylinder mag is iconic to autocannon
I wouldn't go as far to call it iconic 
name another 40k gun with a similar look
Imagine orgryn with the SM suppressor auto cannon.
accelerator autocannon
Autocannon aren't used that often, that's why I'm saying they're not iconic
well i use them often 
Is las better than auto?
as in autoguns?
Autoguns sorta
Mostly yes
Same shape
Autocannon vs Las cannon is dif use cases
Yeah
Thatās a lascannon though
I think if we gave each ogryn akimbo 1911s we could win this war
But has similar shape 
and yet rule wise and even in darktide both have their uses!!!
Lascannon and Multilaser though
multilas does NOT look like an autocannon wdym
Whats the different uses If u don't mind me asking
The one i sent does 
that's a multilas??
yes 
i thought they always had rotary barrels like solar auxilia
there's tanks that have multiple lascannons that arent called multilas
autoguns can shoot very fast and lasguns are very economical for the militarum
I don't think Multilaser actually rotate like gatling guns
Yeah lasguns also don't have to account for bullet drop
allowing them to work on a variety of environments no problem
charging them is also surprisingly easy
sunlight tossing them on a fire
you theoretically have infinite ammo
so long as you can find a way to charge it
Ohh interesting so like high grav worlds and other harsh environments
aint no way
yeah
Honestly the only way I could see Las weapon be ill suited for a battle field is if there is a lot of smoke coverage, and thing like that
I never thought about that
I prefer las
Where the las weapon would lose coherency in the smoke and such
At least from the lore, Las are more ammo efficient, no bullet drop powerful vs unarmoured.
Projectiles are overall lighter, less prone to catastrophic failure, better vs armoured because of the penetration and shattering hard plates.
Phosphor > Las, Arc, Bolt and Stub > Auto and Plasma
why is plasma placed so low on your MFK list
I never liked Plasma weapons in any game (SM2 though is really a bad treatment of it iirc
Darktide is the only game with fun and more lore accurate plasma.
Arc is above phosphor
Arc is an anti tank weapon
That shit blows holes in Russās
Otherwise Plasma would be higher too
š
where do you place melta
I wish the explosion didnāt always kill you
So itās even more accurate
Sometimes you just get horrific burns
Meltas very neat
cacti, you're thrown into age of sigmar, and you are gonna become a mercenary, you are not including chaos in this one because you are a mercenary but what race would you work as, all three alliances work destruction death order you name it, but not chaos
Oh wait actually yeah
100%
I need rum drunk ogryns not vodka drunk
i like melta because it's not treated as some rare weapon. it's just a tool for killing tanks, nothing special
you are not including chaos
Probably Order, try to work for the Cities of Sigmar and the Arkanauts
@queen laurel
Same anyone can get there hands on it
It's not a relic or relatively hard to aquire
and it has a serious drawback too, you have to be suicidal to get in range to use it as a regular human
alright what type of dwarf would you be science man
Autogun in lore can also use specialty ammo, which makes up for the no power level adjustment of the lasgun.
Isn't it only like 5 feet or something
Which is really no range at all š
i dont remember exactly but very much in killing range of most things that the melta is meant to shoot
Man stopper rounds my beloved
Endrinmaster, are you trying to rope me into a rpg campaign ?
Incendiary and armour shredder, too.
no i'm just bored and this is one of my ways of entertaining myself
you all forget nemesis bullets
asking someone on how they would deal on a hypothetical scenario
Wolf definitely knows this habit of mine
the main character killing bullets
He is experienced with dealing with it
What about the legion of the dammed special weapons ?
Don't they have some special stuff going on
But ye, Endrinmaster, mechanics and electricity is my stuff (Aetheric Navigator could work too)
Advanced version of autogun can curve the bullets to hit enemies behind cover.
that's nemesis guns headass
But then most of them become bolters.
Oh hahaha
keep in mind bolters use completely different types of projectiles than auto weapons
Theyāre daemons
Well
Pretty much daemons
Bolter bullets go brrrr
Their guns work like daemon weapons
and straight up hurts your spirit?
yet they use millenia old bolters
Just like how people die when they get shot by daemons
Its not a normal bolter tbh
Usually?
Theyāre essentially bottomless
Hurts the neighbor from collateral too
And the neighbors neighbor
Then you die
so a regular book bolter
Maybe even there neighbor if the walls were thin
No
Because they do reload in books
Legion of the damned
Are explicitly mentioned to never be seen reloading
they're probably the lesser demons of the imperium
that would make saints the greater demons
I was just going to say I remeber something about warpfire coated bullets or something
if these things are considered lesser then holy shit
Theyāre just daemons
Lol
Thatās what the legion of the damned are
They get banished by the cadian pylons
Weaker around blanks
And make cogitators freak out
Loyalist daemons
so like they just pop up on random places on the galaxy when they are needed
If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck and quacks like a duck
Yeah
I reckon they are one of the lost legions
Theyāre not
Oh
soul drinkers are the lost legion smh
Theyāre explicitly warp beings
Cursed Foundling or dead SM
Remember, the warp is not 100% controlled by chaos. There are things from the warp that have control of their own.
With What's his head leading them or somehting
Thereās a heresy era UM
Not Ferrus
Itās not Ferrus
it's not like demons are manufactured
The thing in the webway wasnāt the legion
IH loss again 
The LOTD are weird creatures
They might be marine ghost daemons
They might be just daemons that look like marines
and we will never get a straight answer
Yeah
Prolly for the best
But GW seems pretty dead set on them being daemons but imperium
Some people recognize members of the LotD when they were alive.
idk why imperium having demons is kept a secret
Well itās not
or half secret
Saints and stuff are known
People just refuse to swallow the daemon pill
whatever GW is doing
Regarding LOTD
celestine is so clearly a demon
Warp being?
Daemonprince
she literally evaporates during cadia because of the pylons wolf @arctic talon
She does not
how common is centurion armor compared to terminator
Is there beings older than the gods of chaos?
She doesnāt get banished to the warp
wait saints are mortal?
Maybe?
well she still disappears from the story
Celestine is one of few exceptions
like where else could she have gone
Well sheās in the campaign book

She gets her ass beat
By abbadon
Didn't Saint Sabbat come back twice ?
And shanks him
it happens at the very end
Celestine enjoys getting stabbed.
also she literally flies down from the sky wolf

out of nowhere
HOW DID SHE GET ON CADIA
A ship
The time she served with the repentia really woke up something in her.
which ship
She was onboard a SoB ship
who tf is transporting celestine like a personal chauffeur
the SOB's in the story see her before dying
She is again a physical being filled to the brim with warp juice
they call out to her
Jay
Read the gathering storm campaign books
Or actually lexicanum
Should have it
She doesnāt get banished to the warp
maybe not but still i dont buy her arrival
She is kind of one of the weakest living saints in term of combat prowess.
U guys have any good audio book links?
As the ground battle between the Despoiler's invaders and Ursarkar E. Creed's defenders reached its climax, Cawl activated the pylons. The Necron technology operated precisely as had been expected, cutting off Cadia from the Warp, banishing the Daemons of Chaos, actually shrinking the Eye of Terror and giving Cadia's defenders a chance for yet another unlikely victory.
However, the loss of access to the Immaterium also affected Celestine, whose own extraordinary powers of faith were also fuelled by the psychic currents of the Warp. Meeting the Despoiler head-on, in her weakened form she was defeated by the Warmaster of Chaos. Even as she sat at his feet, she promised him that Mankind would one day be free of his vile masters.
"There is no freedom," was his only reply.
But Celestine was saved at the last moment when the Inquisitor Katarinya Greyfax of the Ordo Hereticus, recently freed from one of Trazyn's Tesseract Labyrinths, psychically assaulted Abaddon, forcing the Despoiler to back away. Before he could resume the advance, the pylons' strike upon the Immaterium intensified, banishing the Despoiler's Daemons and weakening his forces.
A massed attack on the Despoiler by Creed and his 8th Cadian Regiment of Cadian Shock Troops failed when Abaddon and his Chaos Terminators broke the charge and badly wounded Creed, severing one of his arms. But just as the Despoiler moved to put an end to the Lord Castellan by cracking his spine, Celestine, though much diminished, managed to stab him from behind with the Ardent Blade.
@crystal forum

Iām correct
Celestine doesnāt get banished to the fucking warp
I hate you both so ill say both of you are wrong and im right, I win
Sheās not a purely immaterial being

He comes back sometimes covered in smoke or 10 packs a day.
Die
the warden is here quick bash her with the metal pipes

Take a look at the pins in #40k-book-club
if you like one of those books it 99% has an audiobook alternative
Also
The badly wounded Lord Castellan Creed ordered an evacuation of the dying world. The Imperial survivors of Cadia -- led by Cawl, Saint Celestine, Inquisitor Katarinya Greyfax and Marshal Marius Amalrich of the Black Templars -- now calling themselves the Celestinian Crusade -- used every voidship at their disposal, including Cawl's massive Ark Mechanicus, the Iron Revenant, to ferry the three million survivors off Cadia.
Thanks
ok but
1: i dont remember greyfax being there in the book
2: it still doesn't explain where she went after
the planet BLEW THE FUCK UP
fucking when???
Oh my god
Like I said, she likes to get stabbed over and over.
READ THE LORE
i read the damn book
....
ITS NOT IN THE FUCKING BOOK
ITS IN THE RULEBOOKS
LMAO
gathering storm part 1 has like
SO MUCH stuff happen
what focusing on the only thing you like in the setting does to a zogger
Itās not in the novel
Man, this is going nowhere, can't even meme anymore. Time out.
i'll be fully damn honest dilara that shit reads like the shitty first cadia book
Itās in the rulebooks
I mean no it doesnt
The rulebooks have a lot of lore in them
its just a lot of info
Also I plagiarized from the wiki that plagiarized from the book

I donāt have my pdf files of gathering storm on hand
i wish i didn't have to read rulebooks
I will kill all misinformation
Theyāre good lore
I genuinely donāt get why people donāt like rulebook lore
In like any system
because i dont want to read rulebooks
Itās fun, thereās a ton of it even if itās a bit dry
they're boring as fuck
It is indeed funny.

Why am I not surprised you think that
half of the rule book reads like normal lore
Yeah
they literally are boring
Lol
Most of the weapons lored are from rulebooks.
i like being boring
Then weapon performance in the novels is always different.
but yeah the rulebook literally reads like a codex
(which it basically fucking is, just bigger)
it's just straight exposition with some short stories

Thereās also just info dumps
i said i prefer full books
I love info dumps
Then again I enjoy reading textbooks
So maybe Iām not the best source
Someone makes Dilara cry before Eternal...
somehow the vraks rule books were more fun to read than the book itself
as someone that just read the fourth edition orruk warclans battletome and 4th edition Gloomspite gitz
yes but it info dumps autistically about logistics
amen brother
and i like that
partially true
auaghh DIE
you can say many things about him but he ain't a liar
He's just
uhh
magical
i dont troll i just have dog shit opinions which i truly believe in
Bulgur, what is your description of people nowadays?
oh i haven't updated it because nothing interesting has happened so far
add boring to everyone
nah you guys are amusing I won't
wolf killed chat again
real question is the sanguinor, mephiston, and dante going to do a fusion dance to revive sanguinius
I hope not
blood angels if they weren't carried by their ridiculously overpowered characters
I want him to stay dead
after the more popular primarchs come back then yeah
Yea but the fandom is obsessed with him and he'll sell like hot crack
sang coming back would be so insulting
money is money
he's like the one primarch who's defining trait is dying during siege of terra
people would buy him like crazy
I've resigned to the inevitability of it
Nvm someone said it already lmaooo
Primarchs are essentially MCU slop
they sell like hotcakes, its 100% gonna happen
we are just a lot of years off
All right the perimeter is clear we can keep talking
Fulgrim is back atm so another Loyalist Primarch will be coming back soon for that first, so its prob Russ
i'd like if their return actually progressed the plot but GW be doing GW
Heretic
no more invincible š©
I mean the plot goes forward slowly
40K is a sandbox
Ultimately
Not some big living setting that changes a lot constantly
lion came back to counter angron who was moving the plot too quickly
the true secret chaos god is the left 4 dead director
Out of the three warhammer settings which is the least sandbox fantasy age of sigmar or 40k
Id say Fantasy
age of sigmar imo
wait is fantasy the same as old world
yes
Yes what did you think
its the "past"
Clonegrim vs Fulgrim, pop corn for everyone in the imperium.
so old world is the reboot
Yes
I mean yes but its still in the past
Yeah it's just like warhammer fantasy but on the past
but it takes place at a different time to fantasy
Yes
the original
again "past"
Fucking Obiwan Sherlock Clossaeu is coming back before Clonegrim
so old world is not the same as fantasy
It is it's just in the past
Same universe
im genuinely confused
Jay i know you're a bit slow when it isn't the imperial guard but like
Is not hard to get
Idk why itās confusing
so the original 80's fantasy is no longer continued
Fantasy had a "current time" before it got nuked, and the timeline progressed into AOS
GW has brougth back Fantasy but its just in the fucking past, its still exploded
its a prequel setting
Yes but they made it into two settings now going back in the past with old world and age of sigmar in the future
magnooooos
they even retconned some stuff to make it fit better into future AOS changes ala rebranding Malekith etc
That's literally it
but does the old original fantasy still get new stuff or is it seperated into old world and aos
it does
because money
they re-sell the old shitty models and sometimes make new stuff
Yeah they will basically be using assets from fantasy into old world
^
so that's old world which is past (reboot), fantasy which is present (original) and aos which is future (reboot)
I mean no
AOS is just a continuation
Old World is the only reboot
its a prequel setting
this is really not that confusing
i thought aos was very different to original fantasy
End time baby
it is but its the same timeline
It is
My god he is on stage 5 imperial guard lore
Sigmar literally remembers Fantasy
Jay you donāt even know 40k lore
Yeah age of sigmar is just the future
^
It does reference the past old world
Of fantasy
But it's mostly it's own thing now in the future
so why am i wrong in saying original fantasy is seperate since it predates the end times which remade everything
it's the same timeline i know
if you mean different settings then yes they are
but they are essentially on the same line
yes that's what i mean
okay good
AOS is kind of soft reboot, but happened after fantasy.
i was gonna Warhammer Fantasy Battles: End Timesā¢ļø myself š
Old World reboot is gonna take place hundreds of years before most of fantasy
Fantasy took place mostly at the very end before the end times, short timeframe
Age of Sigmar is all after that, in sorta a re-made universe
its more like a sledgehammer but yeah
so that's 3 different settings tabletop wise
Yes.
Yes but one of them is no longer a thing
alright that's what i wanted to know
okay good
Sorta, Fantasy and the reboot are very similar
I want to keep it simple for some of our member.
But time frames are different
yeah and Old World also has some stuff from AOS carry over
mostly name changes and shit
nothing too huge
it's confusing to somebody who never got into any of these
I mean no it isnt
this is like very basic
its just the star wars prequels, clone wars, original trilogy logic
when you put em in order its pretty simple
Yeah like we literally shot the answers to you you're just wearing a bulletproof vest
Maliketh
Malerion
Malarion
š
Is it malerion
yeah it is
Speaking of is he doing anything in age of sigma instead of bum f*** all
people got mad at that lmao
If you make something idiot proof theyāll invent a better idiot
Like i haven't even seen his own faction
Meh
also bretonnia now having female knights
so did aos happen before old world in real life timeline
Yes
yes
Well
Yes
It is literally like how HH and 40K are different settings of the same timeline.
Actually yeah
It's the result of the setting getting destroyed
You don't even need to go to Star Wars.
Fantasy got nuked since it was a money pit and AOS came later, started awfully then starting making tons of money
so at the end of the day it was the better decision
so fantasy was failing, they rebooted to aos and then they did old world as a soft reboot of the original dying fantasy
Yeah pretty much
They were gonna reboot 40k too it got so bad
Total War made them realise Fantasy still makes money
Yeah now it has definitely taken the place of 40k of a niche thing people like
Because 40k now jump to mainstream levels
Then primaris and Guilliman saved it all, so they just rolled with a advancing the story plotline
Yeah this too, people dont know but 40k almost died like 3-4 times in the early to mid-2000's lol
i dont get why they decided to create events before fantasy if they wanted to have fantasy 2.0 after aos happened
jay
because money
Well it was 2014-15 but yeah
alright
J the imperial guard won't get anything good if it doesn't make the money
People do not appreciate the amount of model updates and shit weāre getting these days
Itās wild
TLDR: Total War/Vermintide (but mostly Total War) made them realise Fantasy still has money potential, its a mostly "safe" business venture because they largely sell old shitty minis people buy in droves
theres some new minis but like... yeah lol
playdough ahhh
The black orcs look like crinkly raisins my god
Hey you canāt call them that
that was confusing to me i thought og fantasy was dead
It was
It was
but now it isnt
is that post 2020
They brought it back but hundreds of years prior to the original one
when the community became larger
I THINK so?
Yeah so basically fantasy died and made the aos timeline but gw decided money and so revive the fantasy timeline but decided to kick it back a few years
like the Old World had an abysmal start
they were just doing map teasers
and like... 1-3 model reveals a year???
now its better'ish
people soyjack at any release they make so it works
Oh yeah what about the books on the setting haven't heard anything on that department
Old worlds by the way
Failing upwards from there...
i forgor...
Well as long as it makes money its fine
GW realised old fantasy fans are like extremely desperate
i dotn blame them id sell those guys old minis too

respect the game
i dont get how if the community is the same for fantasy they'd have not much buying back then but now have enough
I like the shaman with the troll hat
Because new people learned about it
And the fanbase has grown
Customers are stupid.
its pretty simple
so it is because the fanbase grew
Yes
Yeah total war literally catapulted from the grave
So are you and me.
Itās hard to stress how much GW has blown up since the End Times
Back to being dissected in the office
the warhammer in general is bigger + total war and vermintide has increased fantasy's popularity
every day is a day to steal
now we just need a valhallan centered video game
Granted in turn the end times is now happening for warhammer
Like this is GW stock.
2015 was when the end times happened and primaris and all that.
for 40k?
After which we will get a setting called warhammer 50k age of the emperor
Theyāve skyrocketed
i'd coom
Cant wait
Fucking covid
hopefully it doesnt have women
š
idk what that is but it sound hot
AAA-
Covid helped a lot but they were already rising too
Ngl that sounds dogshit
covid did that like uhh
How much more of the Emperor could you want out of the setting?
a 50-60% bump but yeah they were rising still
More emperors
i bet the executives think they did all that
we need like 40,000
2 emperors
I mean
they always do
they are fucking stupid
I mean they made a lot of great choices lol
It didnāt rise for no reason, they changed a lot and have improved a lot of stuff
(most choices execs make usually come from other people so dont worry jay)
but yeah
You do not appreciate how much better the company is now than early 2000s and 2010s
Ouuugh I cannot wait for Chaos Emperor vs Golden Emperor vs Xenos Emperor
the shareholders know best
read that as "Chinese Emperor" š
Tbh this but
Kind of unironically. Kind of.
Like split into different aspects and shards.
...
Also it would be a bunch of big buff me-
PUT THE CHINESE EMPEROR IN
I donāt need the stock to tell me 40k is doing good
having been in a lot of boardroom meetings myself as a fly on the wall its usually boiling down to uhhh
But it is a easy indicator
"why not chart go up"
"oh chart go up, me get money"
you'll rarely get like a room full of good execs
theres usually only like 1-3
"Xiao Ling takes power"
"2 billion people perish"
out of a group of a dozen lol
You've got Chinese history now
thankfully they mostly listen to the smart one
its like watching a pack of walruses
7 billion psykers result to psychic cannibalism
Nova Terra Inpregnantum anyone?
business school teaching execs the rule of 80-20 then doing it themselves
Real.
"WHY ISN'T CHART GO UP??? WE DO BAD???"
"...how about we try actually making a good video game."
"NO IT'S THE CONSUMER'S FAULT. THEY SHOULD ACCEPT OUR HALF FINISHED SLOP!"
Lol in gaming its a lot worse but yeah
Warhammer executive moment
"we need more graphics, more crunch, more MORE"
"Sir we cant reach the deadline"
"just release it fuck it"
every game these days
also throw in uhhh
"I need more pixels on this overly pixelated man STAT!"
stealing some breastmilk
remove the coder's vacations
also harrassing female employees
tell them they'll get bonuses as a joke
They would do that lol
STALKER 2 is unfortunately a recent victim of this.
But I think some slack is given because
"cosby room" anyone? š
I hope the gaming industry crashes
They literally developed it
While their developers were fighting in a war
In fucking UKRAINE
Evil blizzard be like firestorm
Treats employees very well and continuous to make very good games
the original stalkers had horrible dev conditions too idk why people expected different
So yeah there's a lot less vitriol than usual lmao
the credits for S2 are just depressing holy shit 
the lead dev was an asshole
least problematic slav
Eastern Europe
Good Dev Experience
Pick one
True.
Probably due to the fact that it's been like 13 years since the last game
They kinda forgot
i stick to western games thank you very much
I do love me Metro
metro devs saying if we dont buy on epic games they might stop making games
fuck you
Although holy shit the English VA is so bad I have to switch to Russian
Lmao
that shit was so scummy i had exodus bookmarked for release
i waited the damn year
Epic Games is like
and it was worth it
I only have an account for free games
I'm gonna be honest

people just not wanting to deal with Steam is always funny to me
like, Dice at least finally gave up lol
epic games clearly wants to undercut steam and then gain a monopoly. there's no way their business model is sustainable
that aws so funny
its not
^
Steam started this shit
Theyāre competing, itās not complex
they will never be Steam
lol
Yeah we know dingus
we are just saying its pointless lol
GoG is pretty good for older games
but yeah that ^
Steam doesnāt need you to defend them
God-Emperor Gaben is inevitable
Honestly competition is good. Steam has a monopoly and that's kinda shitty.
The problem is that Epic Games doesn't really offer anything Steam doesn't. Account security is shit. The game selection is somehow worse than when Steam Greenlight was a thing. Etc.
I never bothered with the free giveaways for Epic
Its making my money worth
epic games will stop the free games and low publishing fees the moment they become large enough in the industry
smh
its just tiring honestly
but like, it always goes nowhere and they bend the knee eventually so like lol
its just funny
also steam sucks they didn't ban the fuckface who scammed my csgo knife
all the other storefronts are just worse
Rage against the dying of the light?
Except the light is blue
Csgo
I mean yeah its legal
knife
lol
you deserved it
their policy is literally to not ban scammers
Im so happy I never got into the CS:GO rabbithole
My friend had his account stolen and like
and that's terrible wolf
then thats not valves problem
they fixed it in a day
if your account is stolen
somehow
^
who steals your account
actual fucking Glowies
lmao
I got my account back in two days when it got looted
they dont do anything about market because it makes them so much money
yes

pretty much
i dont care about the logic it's unethical fuck you
i dont hear anyone complaining about CSGO/TF2's microtransactions
well I agree
thanks gamers
but steam doesn't give a shit
But hey I got Lisa the Painful and Joyful for free on Epic
So
It's existence is validated
CSGO and TF2 fans when it comes to sucking off valve's monitization
actually
I can't post that gif
When was the Lisas free?
nvm
Indie game.
Like a year ago I think
I quit TF2 the moment i saw they were adding CSGO weapon skins. Best decision i ever made
I got it though




