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green loom
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Oh Kill team might be up your alley ig

crisp heath
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Yeah iv been looking at boxes lately very very tempted

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But it's been so long

queen laurel
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this is not the deepest rpg but i genuinely want to see it adapted in a game

crisp heath
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Is that like a Dnd kinda game

queen laurel
crisp heath
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Always wanted to get into those kinda games they look really good

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Hard to find people to play w

green loom
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It's easy w friends

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Not that I have any

crystal forum
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you have me

green loom
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True, but then the 2nd layer of problems is timezones

crisp heath
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How would playing this over the phone even work haha

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Oh I'd assume you'd both have to have the box or book and go from there nvm lol

queen laurel
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yeah I would play a session of tabletop RPGS with everyone here if i could but time zones are funny

outer wave
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^

green loom
outer wave
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A tabletop game with the lore chat guys would be fun

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If incredibly chaotic

queen laurel
crisp heath
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Would u be able to use these tools on a mobile phone?

green loom
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Dunno if roll 20 works on phones

outer wave
crisp heath
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I'll have to look into it I'm really interested

gray umbra
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A dark heresy crpg would make me nut ngl

crisp heath
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Dude I just looked at what dark heresy is and that sounds awesome

crystal forum
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a roleplaying game with the lore regulars would immediately devolve into infighting

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it would be beautiful

queen laurel
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If we can somehow make it to 15 minutes of not trying to kill each other

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that would be world record

crisp heath
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There's so much iv been missing out on , this looks like it could be more fun than wh40k

gray umbra
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Give me a plasma gun and i will make sure to be behind jay when i overheat

queen laurel
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i will jury rig an entire room to probably just throw Schrodinger in it

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Blowing him up and me included because of the blast radius I forgot to account for

crystal forum
outer wave
queen laurel
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and go out of my way to kick you every time I have the chance

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DM ing is not for me because

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i would throw a bloodthirster at you first chance i'd get

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i am not responsible enough for the role

crystal forum
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dilara would be DM

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she is evil in an equal amount to everybody

outer wave
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Dilara does more than enough parenting for this server; Im not sure her DMing on top would be fantastic for her mental health

queen laurel
# crystal forum dilara would be DM

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i cannot trust anyone here to be responsible with power

crisp heath
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It's crazy when you realise how far we are through the actual story so far šŸ’€

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Barely even a 8th

crystal forum
queen laurel
crystal forum
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"i decide to charge the orc warband because that is what my character would do"

raven stone
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Me:
always randomly appears and asks ā€œwhat’s happening?ā€

gray umbra
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Ill roll 1 on some athletics check and discharge my gun into my face when i tripped

queen laurel
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since i'm i will be playing as a blood axe probably

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I will be a sneaky type of ork

crystal forum
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and you'll somehow survive every fight due to sheer luck

queen laurel
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Right until I accidentally blow myself up when i was jury rigging a trap

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Not really

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Guns have safeties smh

crystal forum
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dilara

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what would you be wolf

queen laurel
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yeah she would place a room full of explosive barrels beneath you and through some hilarious rolls cause it to blow up leveling a good amount of the sector

crystal forum
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a comedic amount of explosive barrels

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literally making us play minesweeper in roleplay to avoid them

vagrant fox
crystal forum
vagrant fox
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my friends won't play that post apocalyptic far cry with me because i blowtorch dogs šŸ˜”

crystal forum
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that game sucks anyways

queen laurel
crystal forum
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isn't there a marvel character who welds dogs

gray umbra
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Is that like his mutant power

queen laurel
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he welds dogs to people

crisp heath
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What šŸ˜†

crystal forum
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actual creepypasta level character

queen laurel
crisp heath
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I had many questions and realise there best left un asked staregryn

vagrant fox
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makes sense to me

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The marvels just throw any shit at the wall, it's mildly interesting

tall plinth
queen laurel
tall plinth
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He’s not painfully welding a living dog to another being, makes it a little better

crisp heath
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Where is he acquiring said dead dogs from

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I have so many more questions

tall plinth
celest dome
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Honestly if I had power, I'd probably end up as either neutral or villain, kinda like Quicksilver, just using my power for petty shit

tall plinth
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If I had true god powers, I’d be neutral because I decide then what is neutral

crisp heath
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Man I dont even know what I'd do with power

celest dome
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Murder ? What for
Let me just steal something or what ever

queen laurel
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But of course still help people once in a while because I'm not that much of A bastard

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i have the power to help people with the flick of my hand may as well help them like it's a miracle

celest dome
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I would not even go for full luxury, just buy a cottage, and stuff like that

tall plinth
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If I had a super power, I’m choosing god mode, I see no reason to choose any other power- you literally bend reality on a whim, you can do, have, be anything

queen laurel
crisp heath
queen laurel
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i'm not gonna buy a mansion those are like for runts

crisp heath
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Like as in the make it look like a miracle

queen laurel
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A dimensional space that is wide and has the essentials of a good house is good enough for me

crisp heath
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Oof I did not read that correctly

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Well if I had powers and had to help someone I would do it in a way where it seemed like a miracle*

tall plinth
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I’d probably be a menace for a little while

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Mess with people

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Random shit

crisp heath
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I think I would honestly mess w a few people too

tall plinth
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I’d spawn an elephant in the middle of Detroit and watch the ants be baffled

crisp heath
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Gotta balance out the good w some chaotic nonsense

vagrant fox
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destroy canada

tall plinth
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that too

queen laurel
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no that might be going too far hold on

tall plinth
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dies of dehydration, carcass feeds thousands

crisp heath
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Bring back the scary dinosaurs from the sea but keep them at the bottom of the ocean

queen laurel
tall plinth
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I’d do a lot of poking and prodding if humanity just to watch everything go down and see how slight changes alter behavior

queen laurel
tall plinth
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If everyone on earth woke up one day and their hair was an inch longer, would anyone notice? Would anyone question it? Literally everyone has longer hair now, did anything really happen?

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That’s the sorta stuff I’d occupy my time with

crisp heath
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What if

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Bear with me

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Everyone wakes up bald

tall plinth
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erase all hair from paintings, photos, etc but keep everyone’s memory of hair

queen laurel
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so what's the point

crisp heath
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I'm jealous

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I'm starting to lose my hair

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Lmao I'm 25

tall plinth
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During lockdowns it almost got that bad for me

queen laurel
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To be honest I would probably just keep my powers to myself, I have God like power but I will only use it to make my life definitely easier

tall plinth
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Easier? You have god powers life is irrelevant

queen laurel
crisp heath
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The thing is we would get bored

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And that could be dangerous

tall plinth
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how? You can undo any mistakes you made

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Nothing can go wrong

crisp heath
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Ah I didn't think of that

queen laurel
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Like I would use my powers to definitely reverse the consequence but i think i would practice restraint

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only using it when absolutely necessary

crisp heath
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If anyone does get powers hopefully it's someone like you hahah

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I know how ridiculous that sounded but

tall plinth
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Oh shit this is the 40k-lore-chat channel, I forgor

queen laurel
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this is nothing special no worries

arctic talon
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40k lore time

crystal forum
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no

arctic talon
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what do you think Frenzon tastes like

queen laurel
tall plinth
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Uh erm, how about them checks notes chaos worshippers

arctic talon
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I think we should give frenzon

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to the rejects

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It would be very funny

queen laurel
crystal forum
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it tastes like freon, the AC cooling liquid

queen laurel
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Give them a six pack of these

arctic talon
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lol

tall plinth
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we should give all ogryns a handle of Tito’s and a pack of American Spirits, then this whole thing would be over in days

crisp heath
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Give them some rum

crystal forum
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still cant believe they added a heavy stubber but not a heavy bolter

crisp heath
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I know right

arctic talon
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why

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heavy stubber feels more iconic as an ogryn gun to me

crystal forum
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because you touch yourself at night wolf

celest dome
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Give the Reject that druk that cause people to become Psykers (Ogryn can survive it

crisp heath
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The auto cannon makes sense

arctic talon
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fuck it actually

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Just give the Rejects Drukhari combat drugs

crystal forum
crisp heath
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Jeeez

arctic talon
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this will not have negative consequences to their lifespan or mental state

crisp heath
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Oh yeah no way

crystal forum
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heavy bolter is like the most common militarum heavy weapon

queen laurel
crisp heath
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Just like having some vitamins

celest dome
# arctic talon LOL

No you know, that drug, but treat it as a ranged weapon for the Ogryn, stick yourself then your have some peril ammo

crisp heath
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Good for the heart

crystal forum
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if only the combat stims in game werent so useless

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except the health one

dapper gyro
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Bane time

arctic talon
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they're great

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let me kill even better

crystal forum
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you only use like 2

celest dome
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@crystal forum @arctic talon
Autocannon shouldn't suit the same uses that Heavy Stubber brought tbh

arctic talon
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I use them all tbh

crystal forum
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well you're weird

crisp heath
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They go off

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Just gotta know when to use em

arctic talon
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^

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its the good shitā„¢ļø

celest dome
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I use them cause I'm a drug addict, give me beers that don't give buffs and my character will use them all

crystal forum
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mechanically

celest dome
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Or piercing

dapper gyro
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Red stim kill boss extremely fast

crystal forum
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maybe a variant with no splash but extra pierce

dapper gyro
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Blue clear hordes in a second

celest dome
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Not all Autocannon are not with explosive rounds

crisp heath
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Yellow is ability regen

arctic talon
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blue go zoom

crisp heath
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Green is health

celest dome
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Splash being kept for Heavy Bolter

crystal forum
dapper gyro
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Yellow = spamming VoC or whatever ability you need.

crystal forum
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but heavy bolter would have big magazine

vagrant fox
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Inject me with every drug man, I'll pop off and destroy everything before me

crystal forum
dapper gyro
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If you think that anything but heal is useful, it is really a skill issue.

crystal forum
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problem with splash is it's borked against hordes, way too good

crisp heath
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The heavy bolter from space marine 2 is pretty satisfying

crystal forum
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i think it sucks

celest dome
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I'd rather have the old type of Autocannon than the Gunlugger one tbh

crisp heath
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I prefer it to the heavuy plasma

crystal forum
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it should not have a cooling mechanic like why was that necessary when it does so little damage

dapper gyro
crystal forum
celest dome
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Right is Gunlugger

crystal forum
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that's literally a tripod autocannon with a grip

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ah

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i dont like the left one

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cylinder mag is iconic to autocannon

celest dome
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I wouldn't go as far to call it iconic staregryn

crystal forum
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name another 40k gun with a similar look

dapper gyro
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Imagine orgryn with the SM suppressor auto cannon.

crystal forum
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accelerator autocannon

celest dome
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Autocannon aren't used that often, that's why I'm saying they're not iconic

crystal forum
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well i use them often B_CatCrying1

crisp heath
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Is las better than auto?

crystal forum
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as in autoguns?

arctic talon
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Autoguns sorta

arctic talon
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Mostly yes

celest dome
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Same shape

arctic talon
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Autocannon vs Las cannon is dif use cases

crisp heath
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Yeah

dusk patrol
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That’s a lascannon though

tall plinth
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I think if we gave each ogryn akimbo 1911s we could win this war

celest dome
crystal forum
celest dome
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Lascannon and Multilaser though

crystal forum
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multilas does NOT look like an autocannon wdym

crisp heath
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Whats the different uses If u don't mind me asking

celest dome
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The one i sent does KEKW_ogryn

crystal forum
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that's a multilas??

celest dome
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yes KEKW_ogryn

crystal forum
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i thought they always had rotary barrels like solar auxilia

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there's tanks that have multiple lascannons that arent called multilas

crystal forum
celest dome
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I don't think Multilaser actually rotate like gatling guns

queen laurel
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Yeah lasguns also don't have to account for bullet drop

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allowing them to work on a variety of environments no problem

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charging them is also surprisingly easy

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sunlight tossing them on a fire

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you theoretically have infinite ammo

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so long as you can find a way to charge it

crisp heath
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Ohh interesting so like high grav worlds and other harsh environments

celest dome
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Honestly the only way I could see Las weapon be ill suited for a battle field is if there is a lot of smoke coverage, and thing like that

crisp heath
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I never thought about that

crystal forum
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ok but autoguns are cooler

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that's the deciding factor

crisp heath
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I prefer las

celest dome
dapper gyro
celest dome
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Phosphor > Las, Arc, Bolt and Stub > Auto and Plasma

queen laurel
crystal forum
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why is plasma placed so low on your MFK list

celest dome
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I never liked Plasma weapons in any game (SM2 though is really a bad treatment of it iirc

crystal forum
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plasma guns do look boring to me too

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volkite looks so much cooler

dapper gyro
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Darktide is the only game with fun and more lore accurate plasma.

arctic talon
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Arc is an anti tank weapon

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That shit blows holes in Russ’s

celest dome
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Likes

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Not necessarily strenght

arctic talon
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Oh

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I’m dumb

celest dome
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Otherwise Plasma would be higher too

arctic talon
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šŸ’€

crystal forum
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where do you place melta

arctic talon
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So it’s even more accurate

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Sometimes you just get horrific burns

crisp heath
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Meltas very neat

queen laurel
tall plinth
tall plinth
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I need rum drunk ogryns not vodka drunk

crystal forum
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i like melta because it's not treated as some rare weapon. it's just a tool for killing tanks, nothing special

celest dome
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you are not including chaos
Sitgryn
Probably Order, try to work for the Cities of Sigmar and the Arkanauts
@queen laurel

crisp heath
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It's not a relic or relatively hard to aquire

crystal forum
queen laurel
dapper gyro
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Autogun in lore can also use specialty ammo, which makes up for the no power level adjustment of the lasgun.

crisp heath
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Which is really no range at all šŸ’€

crystal forum
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i dont remember exactly but very much in killing range of most things that the melta is meant to shoot

arctic talon
celest dome
dapper gyro
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Incendiary and armour shredder, too.

queen laurel
crystal forum
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you all forget nemesis bullets

queen laurel
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asking someone on how they would deal on a hypothetical scenario

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Wolf definitely knows this habit of mine

crystal forum
queen laurel
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He is experienced with dealing with it

crisp heath
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What about the legion of the dammed special weapons ?

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Don't they have some special stuff going on

celest dome
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But ye, Endrinmaster, mechanics and electricity is my stuff (Aetheric Navigator could work too)

dapper gyro
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Advanced version of autogun can curve the bullets to hit enemies behind cover.

crystal forum
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that's nemesis guns headass

dapper gyro
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But then most of them become bolters.

crisp heath
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Oh hahaha

crystal forum
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keep in mind bolters use completely different types of projectiles than auto weapons

arctic talon
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Well

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Pretty much daemons

crisp heath
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Bolter bullets go brrrr

arctic talon
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Their guns work like daemon weapons

crystal forum
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rocket ammunition

arctic talon
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Ignore armor

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Have other horrifying effects

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Violate the laws of physics

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Well prolly

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Usually people die

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When they get shot by the Legion of the damned

crystal forum
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yet they use millenia old bolters

arctic talon
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Just like how people die when they get shot by daemons

arctic talon
dapper gyro
arctic talon
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They’re essentially bottomless

crisp heath
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Hurts the neighbor from collateral too

arctic talon
crisp heath
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And the neighbors neighbor

arctic talon
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Then you die

crystal forum
crisp heath
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Maybe even there neighbor if the walls were thin

arctic talon
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No

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Because they do reload in books

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Legion of the damned

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Are explicitly mentioned to never be seen reloading

queen laurel
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that would make saints the greater demons

crisp heath
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I was just going to say I remeber something about warpfire coated bullets or something

crystal forum
arctic talon
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They’re just daemons

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Lol

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That’s what the legion of the damned are

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They get banished by the cadian pylons

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Weaker around blanks

arctic talon
dapper gyro
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Loyalist daemons

queen laurel
arctic talon
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If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck and quacks like a duck

arctic talon
crisp heath
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I reckon they are one of the lost legions

arctic talon
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They’re not

crisp heath
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Oh

crystal forum
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soul drinkers are the lost legion smh

arctic talon
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They’re explicitly warp beings

celest dome
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Cursed Foundling or dead SM

dapper gyro
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Remember, the warp is not 100% controlled by chaos. There are things from the warp that have control of their own.

arctic talon
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As for how they were made we don’t know

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But they’re distinctly dead SM often

celest dome
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With What's his head leading them or somehting

arctic talon
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There’s a heresy era UM

arctic talon
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It’s not Ferrus

crystal forum
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it's not like demons are manufactured

arctic talon
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The thing in the webway wasn’t the legion

celest dome
arctic talon
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The LOTD are weird creatures

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They might be marine ghost daemons

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They might be just daemons that look like marines

crystal forum
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and we will never get a straight answer

arctic talon
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Yeah

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Prolly for the best

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But GW seems pretty dead set on them being daemons but imperium

dapper gyro
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Some people recognize members of the LotD when they were alive.

crystal forum
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idk why imperium having demons is kept a secret

arctic talon
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Well it’s not

crystal forum
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or half secret

celest dome
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Saints and stuff are known

arctic talon
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People just refuse to swallow the daemon pill

crystal forum
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whatever GW is doing

arctic talon
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Regarding LOTD

crystal forum
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celestine is so clearly a demon

arctic talon
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She isn’t

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She’s more like Kharn

crisp heath
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Warp being?

celest dome
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Daemonprince

arctic talon
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Or Abby D

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Mortal with a fuck ton of warp juice in them

crystal forum
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she literally evaporates during cadia because of the pylons wolf @arctic talon

arctic talon
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She doesn’t evaporate

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She gets heavily depowered

crystal forum
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she shrinks then disappears

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i read the damn book

arctic talon
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She does not

median star
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how common is centurion armor compared to terminator

crisp heath
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Is there beings older than the gods of chaos?

arctic talon
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She doesn’t get banished to the warp

queen laurel
arctic talon
arctic talon
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Most saints only come back once

crystal forum
queen laurel
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huh

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neat

arctic talon
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Celestine is one of few exceptions

crystal forum
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like where else could she have gone

arctic talon
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She gets her ass beat

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By abbadon

celest dome
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Didn't Saint Sabbat come back twice ?

arctic talon
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And shanks him

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Before getting dragged away

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Lol

dapper gyro
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Celestine enjoys getting stabbed.

arctic talon
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She doesn’t get banished to the warp

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She just gets heavily depowered

crystal forum
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also she literally flies down from the sky wolf

arctic talon
crystal forum
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out of nowhere

arctic talon
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Jay

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She isn’t a daemon

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She’s a physical being

crystal forum
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HOW DID SHE GET ON CADIA

arctic talon
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A ship

dapper gyro
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The time she served with the repentia really woke up something in her.

crystal forum
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which ship

arctic talon
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She was onboard a SoB ship

crystal forum
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who tf is transporting celestine like a personal chauffeur

arctic talon
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No one

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She manifested on it

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Lol

crystal forum
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the SOB's in the story see her before dying

arctic talon
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She is again a physical being filled to the brim with warp juice

crystal forum
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they call out to her

arctic talon
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Jay

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Read the gathering storm campaign books

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Or actually lexicanum

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Should have it

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She doesn’t get banished to the warp

crystal forum
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maybe not but still i dont buy her arrival

storm jungle
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is my dad a Lost Legion

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he never came back with the gene-milk

crystal forum
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dilara who's right here

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me or wolf

dapper gyro
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She is kind of one of the weakest living saints in term of combat prowess.

crisp heath
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U guys have any good audio book links?

arctic talon
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As the ground battle between the Despoiler's invaders and Ursarkar E. Creed's defenders reached its climax, Cawl activated the pylons. The Necron technology operated precisely as had been expected, cutting off Cadia from the Warp, banishing the Daemons of Chaos, actually shrinking the Eye of Terror and giving Cadia's defenders a chance for yet another unlikely victory.

However, the loss of access to the Immaterium also affected Celestine, whose own extraordinary powers of faith were also fuelled by the psychic currents of the Warp. Meeting the Despoiler head-on, in her weakened form she was defeated by the Warmaster of Chaos. Even as she sat at his feet, she promised him that Mankind would one day be free of his vile masters.

"There is no freedom," was his only reply.

But Celestine was saved at the last moment when the Inquisitor Katarinya Greyfax of the Ordo Hereticus, recently freed from one of Trazyn's Tesseract Labyrinths, psychically assaulted Abaddon, forcing the Despoiler to back away. Before he could resume the advance, the pylons' strike upon the Immaterium intensified, banishing the Despoiler's Daemons and weakening his forces.

A massed attack on the Despoiler by Creed and his 8th Cadian Regiment of Cadian Shock Troops failed when Abaddon and his Chaos Terminators broke the charge and badly wounded Creed, severing one of his arms. But just as the Despoiler moved to put an end to the Lord Castellan by cracking his spine, Celestine, though much diminished, managed to stab him from behind with the Ardent Blade.

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@crystal forum

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I’m correct

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Celestine doesn’t get banished to the fucking warp

storm jungle
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I hate you both so ill say both of you are wrong and im right, I win

arctic talon
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She’s not a purely immaterial being

storm jungle
dapper gyro
queen laurel
arctic talon
storm jungle
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if you like one of those books it 99% has an audiobook alternative

arctic talon
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Also

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The badly wounded Lord Castellan Creed ordered an evacuation of the dying world. The Imperial survivors of Cadia -- led by Cawl, Saint Celestine, Inquisitor Katarinya Greyfax and Marshal Marius Amalrich of the Black Templars -- now calling themselves the Celestinian Crusade -- used every voidship at their disposal, including Cawl's massive Ark Mechanicus, the Iron Revenant, to ferry the three million survivors off Cadia.

arctic talon
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SHE DIDN’T GET BANISHED

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I’m going to hit you with a squeaky hammer Jay

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Smh

crystal forum
storm jungle
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SHE DIDNT GO ANYWHERE

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😭

crystal forum
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the planet BLEW THE FUCK UP

storm jungle
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they left in a webway gate

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do you even Gathering Storm

crystal forum
#

fucking when???

storm jungle
#

Oh my god

dapper gyro
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Like I said, she likes to get stabbed over and over.

storm jungle
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READ THE LORE

crystal forum
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i read the damn book

storm jungle
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....

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ITS NOT IN THE FUCKING BOOK

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ITS IN THE RULEBOOKS

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LMAO

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gathering storm part 1 has like

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SO MUCH stuff happen

queen laurel
dapper gyro
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Man, this is going nowhere, can't even meme anymore. Time out.

crystal forum
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i'll be fully damn honest dilara that shit reads like the shitty first cadia book

arctic talon
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It’s in the rulebooks

storm jungle
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I mean no it doesnt

arctic talon
#

The rulebooks have a lot of lore in them

storm jungle
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its just a lot of info

arctic talon
#

Also I plagiarized from the wiki that plagiarized from the book

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I don’t have my pdf files of gathering storm on hand

crystal forum
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i wish i didn't have to read rulebooks

arctic talon
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I will kill all misinformation

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They’re good lore

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I genuinely don’t get why people don’t like rulebook lore

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In like any system

crystal forum
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because i dont want to read rulebooks

arctic talon
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It’s fun, there’s a ton of it even if it’s a bit dry

crystal forum
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they're boring as fuck

dapper gyro
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It is indeed funny.

arctic talon
queen laurel
shadow plover
#

half of the rule book reads like normal lore

arctic talon
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Yeah

crystal forum
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they literally are boring

arctic talon
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Lol

dapper gyro
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Most of the weapons lored are from rulebooks.

storm jungle
#

Jay YOU are boring

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get his ass

crystal forum
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i like being boring

dapper gyro
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Then weapon performance in the novels is always different.

storm jungle
#

but yeah the rulebook literally reads like a codex

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(which it basically fucking is, just bigger)

crystal forum
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it's just straight exposition with some short stories

storm jungle
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T-

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THATS HOW THEY ALWAYS DELIVER LORE

arctic talon
storm jungle
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WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

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😭

arctic talon
#

There’s also just info dumps

crystal forum
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i said i prefer full books

arctic talon
#

I love info dumps

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Then again I enjoy reading textbooks

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So maybe I’m not the best source

dapper gyro
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Someone makes Dilara cry before Eternal...

crystal forum
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somehow the vraks rule books were more fun to read than the book itself

arctic talon
#

Yesp

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Because rulebook lore good

storm jungle
#

I mean no

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the vraks rulebook is the exact same

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its an info dump rulebook

queen laurel
storm jungle
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you are just biased because its guard

crystal forum
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yes but it info dumps autistically about logistics

queen laurel
#

amen brother

crystal forum
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and i like that

crystal forum
storm jungle
#

auaghh DIE

queen laurel
#

He's just

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uhh

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magical

crystal forum
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i dont troll i just have dog shit opinions which i truly believe in

storm jungle
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kill him guys

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take his skull for my moderator throne

dapper gyro
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Bulgur, what is your description of people nowadays?

queen laurel
vagrant fox
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add boring to everyone

shadow plover
queen laurel
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nah you guys are amusing I won't

crystal forum
#

wolf killed chat again

arctic talon
vagrant fox
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real question is the sanguinor, mephiston, and dante going to do a fusion dance to revive sanguinius

arctic talon
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I hope not

crystal forum
#

blood angels if they weren't carried by their ridiculously overpowered characters

arctic talon
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I want him to stay dead

queen laurel
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I want him to stay dead

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He got like obliterated

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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Yea but the fandom is obsessed with him and he'll sell like hot crack

crystal forum
storm jungle
crystal forum
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he's like the one primarch who's defining trait is dying during siege of terra

storm jungle
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people would buy him like crazy

vagrant fox
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I've resigned to the inevitability of it

storm jungle
storm jungle
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they sell like hotcakes, its 100% gonna happen

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we are just a lot of years off

queen laurel
storm jungle
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Fulgrim is back atm so another Loyalist Primarch will be coming back soon for that first, so its prob Russ

crystal forum
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i'd like if their return actually progressed the plot but GW be doing GW

arctic talon
dapper gyro
vagrant fox
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no more invincible 😩

arctic talon
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40K is a sandbox

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Ultimately

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Not some big living setting that changes a lot constantly

crystal forum
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lion came back to counter angron who was moving the plot too quickly

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the true secret chaos god is the left 4 dead director

queen laurel
storm jungle
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Id say Fantasy

crystal forum
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age of sigmar imo

storm jungle
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basically 1%

crystal forum
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wait is fantasy the same as old world

storm jungle
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yes

queen laurel
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Yes what did you think

storm jungle
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its the "past"

dapper gyro
crystal forum
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so old world is the reboot

queen laurel
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Yes

storm jungle
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I mean yes but its still in the past

queen laurel
#

Yeah it's just like warhammer fantasy but on the past

storm jungle
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AOS is the future "current time" of fantasy

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^

crystal forum
#

but it takes place at a different time to fantasy

storm jungle
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Yes

crystal forum
#

the original

storm jungle
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again "past"

dusk patrol
crystal forum
#

so old world is not the same as fantasy

storm jungle
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It is

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jay im gonna shoot you

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AAAA-

queen laurel
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It is it's just in the past

dusk patrol
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Same universe

crystal forum
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im genuinely confused

queen laurel
#

Jay i know you're a bit slow when it isn't the imperial guard but like

storm jungle
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OH MY GOD

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okay so

queen laurel
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Is not hard to get

dusk patrol
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Idk why it’s confusing

crystal forum
#

so the original 80's fantasy is no longer continued

storm jungle
#

Fantasy had a "current time" before it got nuked, and the timeline progressed into AOS

GW has brougth back Fantasy but its just in the fucking past, its still exploded

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its a prequel setting

queen laurel
languid meadow
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magnooooos

storm jungle
#

they even retconned some stuff to make it fit better into future AOS changes ala rebranding Malekith etc

queen laurel
#

That's literally it

crystal forum
#

but does the old original fantasy still get new stuff or is it seperated into old world and aos

storm jungle
#

it does

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because money

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they re-sell the old shitty models and sometimes make new stuff

queen laurel
#

Yeah they will basically be using assets from fantasy into old world

storm jungle
#

^

crystal forum
#

so that's old world which is past (reboot), fantasy which is present (original) and aos which is future (reboot)

storm jungle
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I mean no

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AOS is just a continuation

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Old World is the only reboot

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its a prequel setting

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this is really not that confusing

crystal forum
#

i thought aos was very different to original fantasy

dapper gyro
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End time baby

storm jungle
#

it is but its the same timeline

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

Sigmar literally remembers Fantasy

dusk patrol
#

Jay you don’t even know 40k lore

queen laurel
#

Yeah age of sigmar is just the future

storm jungle
#

^

queen laurel
#

It does reference the past old world

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Of fantasy

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But it's mostly it's own thing now in the future

crystal forum
#

so why am i wrong in saying original fantasy is seperate since it predates the end times which remade everything

storm jungle
#

because its not seperate

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they are all in the same timeline

crystal forum
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it's the same timeline i know

storm jungle
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if you mean different settings then yes they are

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but they are essentially on the same line

crystal forum
#

yes that's what i mean

storm jungle
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okay good

dapper gyro
#

AOS is kind of soft reboot, but happened after fantasy.

storm jungle
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i was gonna Warhammer Fantasy Battles: End Timesā„¢ļø myself šŸ’€

dusk patrol
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Old World reboot is gonna take place hundreds of years before most of fantasy

Fantasy took place mostly at the very end before the end times, short timeframe

Age of Sigmar is all after that, in sorta a re-made universe

storm jungle
crystal forum
storm jungle
#

Yes.

queen laurel
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Yes but one of them is no longer a thing

crystal forum
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alright that's what i wanted to know

storm jungle
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okay good

dusk patrol
#

Sorta, Fantasy and the reboot are very similar

dapper gyro
dusk patrol
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But time frames are different

storm jungle
#

yeah and Old World also has some stuff from AOS carry over

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mostly name changes and shit

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nothing too huge

crystal forum
#

it's confusing to somebody who never got into any of these

storm jungle
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I mean no it isnt

storm jungle
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its just the star wars prequels, clone wars, original trilogy logic

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when you put em in order its pretty simple

queen laurel
#

Yeah like we literally shot the answers to you you're just wearing a bulletproof vest

storm jungle
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gotta aim for the face...

arctic talon
#

Maliketh

storm jungle
#

Malerion

arctic talon
#

Malarion

storm jungle
#

😭

arctic talon
#

Is it malerion

storm jungle
#

yeah it is

queen laurel
storm jungle
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people got mad at that lmao

dusk patrol
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If you make something idiot proof they’ll invent a better idiot

queen laurel
#

Like i haven't even seen his own faction

arctic talon
#

Meh

storm jungle
#

also bretonnia now having female knights

crystal forum
#

so did aos happen before old world in real life timeline

arctic talon
#

Well

dapper gyro
#

It is literally like how HH and 40K are different settings of the same timeline.

arctic talon
#

Actually yeah

queen laurel
#

It's the result of the setting getting destroyed

dapper gyro
#

You don't even need to go to Star Wars.

storm jungle
#

Fantasy got nuked since it was a money pit and AOS came later, started awfully then starting making tons of money

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so at the end of the day it was the better decision

crystal forum
#

so fantasy was failing, they rebooted to aos and then they did old world as a soft reboot of the original dying fantasy

storm jungle
#

Yeah pretty much

dusk patrol
#

They were gonna reboot 40k too it got so bad

storm jungle
#

Total War made them realise Fantasy still makes money

queen laurel
#

Because 40k now jump to mainstream levels

dusk patrol
#

Then primaris and Guilliman saved it all, so they just rolled with a advancing the story plotline

storm jungle
crystal forum
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i dont get why they decided to create events before fantasy if they wanted to have fantasy 2.0 after aos happened

storm jungle
#

mostly due to like awful product and tabletop management

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it was super bad

dusk patrol
#

Well it was 2014-15 but yeah

crystal forum
#

alright

queen laurel
#

J the imperial guard won't get anything good if it doesn't make the money

dusk patrol
#

People do not appreciate the amount of model updates and shit we’re getting these days

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It’s wild

storm jungle
#

TLDR: Total War/Vermintide (but mostly Total War) made them realise Fantasy still has money potential, its a mostly "safe" business venture because they largely sell old shitty minis people buy in droves

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theres some new minis but like... yeah lol

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playdough ahhh

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

ignore the faces

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for your sake

dusk patrol
#

Hey you can’t call them that

crystal forum
#

that was confusing to me i thought og fantasy was dead

storm jungle
#

It was

dusk patrol
#

It was

storm jungle
#

but now it isnt

crystal forum
#

but i kept seeing new models

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ah

storm jungle
#

well "new"

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but yes lol

crystal forum
#

is that post 2020

dusk patrol
#

They brought it back but hundreds of years prior to the original one

crystal forum
#

when the community became larger

storm jungle
#

I THINK so?

queen laurel
#

Yeah so basically fantasy died and made the aos timeline but gw decided money and so revive the fantasy timeline but decided to kick it back a few years

storm jungle
#

like the Old World had an abysmal start

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they were just doing map teasers

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and like... 1-3 model reveals a year???

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now its better'ish

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people soyjack at any release they make so it works

queen laurel
#

Oh yeah what about the books on the setting haven't heard anything on that department

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Old worlds by the way

storm jungle
#

We got some

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the bretonnia book was a thing and uhhhh

dapper gyro
#

Failing upwards from there...

storm jungle
#

i forgor...

storm jungle
#

GW realised old fantasy fans are like extremely desperate

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i dotn blame them id sell those guys old minis too

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respect the game

arctic talon
#

I’ll soyjack at any new old world minis

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Because they look good

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Well

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Normally

crystal forum
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i dont get how if the community is the same for fantasy they'd have not much buying back then but now have enough

queen laurel
#

I like the shaman with the troll hat

dusk patrol
#

And the fanbase has grown

storm jungle
#

its pretty simple

crystal forum
#

so it is because the fanbase grew

storm jungle
#

Yes

queen laurel
#

Yeah total war literally catapulted from the grave

dapper gyro
dusk patrol
#

It’s hard to stress how much GW has blown up since the End Times

queen laurel
#

Back to being dissected in the office

languid meadow
storm jungle
#

anyway

languid meadow
#

every day is a day to steal

crystal forum
#

now we just need a valhallan centered video game

storm jungle
#

maybe when valhalla freezes over

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oh wait

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

Like this is GW stock.

2015 was when the end times happened and primaris and all that.

queen laurel
#

After which we will get a setting called warhammer 50k age of the emperor

dusk patrol
#

They’ve skyrocketed

storm jungle
#

hopefully it doesnt have women

queen laurel
#

All right i might have to perform a vasectomy

#

With an axe

storm jungle
#

šŸ’€

crystal forum
#

idk what that is but it sound hot

storm jungle
#

AAA-

dusk patrol
storm jungle
#

covid did that like uhh

outer wave
#

How much more of the Emperor could you want out of the setting?

storm jungle
#

a 50-60% bump but yeah they were rising still

crystal forum
#

i bet the executives think they did all that

storm jungle
#

we need like 40,000

vagrant fox
#

2 emperors

storm jungle
#

they always do

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they are fucking stupid

dusk patrol
#

It didn’t rise for no reason, they changed a lot and have improved a lot of stuff

storm jungle
#

(most choices execs make usually come from other people so dont worry jay)

#

but yeah

dusk patrol
#

You do not appreciate how much better the company is now than early 2000s and 2010s

outer wave
crystal forum
#

the shareholders know best

storm jungle
opaque coyote
# storm jungle More emperors

Tbh this but

Kind of unironically. Kind of.

Like split into different aspects and shards.

...

Also it would be a bunch of big buff me-

outer wave
dusk patrol
#

I don’t need the stock to tell me 40k is doing good

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

But it is a easy indicator

storm jungle
#

"why not chart go up"

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"oh chart go up, me get money"

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you'll rarely get like a room full of good execs

#

theres usually only like 1-3

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

out of a group of a dozen lol

opaque coyote
#

You've got Chinese history now

storm jungle
#

thankfully they mostly listen to the smart one

#

its like watching a pack of walruses

outer wave
storm jungle
#

Nova Terra Inpregnantum anyone?

crystal forum
opaque coyote
storm jungle
queen laurel
storm jungle
#

"we need more graphics, more crunch, more MORE"

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"Sir we cant reach the deadline"

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"just release it fuck it"

#

every game these days

#

also throw in uhhh

outer wave
#

"I need more pixels on this overly pixelated man STAT!"

storm jungle
#

stealing some breastmilk

crystal forum
storm jungle
#

also harrassing female employees

crystal forum
#

tell them they'll get bonuses as a joke

storm jungle
#

They would do that lol

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

"cosby room" anyone? šŸ’€

outer wave
#

I hope the gaming industry crashes

opaque coyote
#

They literally developed it

#

While their developers were fighting in a war

#

In fucking UKRAINE

queen laurel
crystal forum
#

the original stalkers had horrible dev conditions too idk why people expected different

opaque coyote
#

So yeah there's a lot less vitriol than usual lmao

languid meadow
#

the credits for S2 are just depressing holy shit SadHunter

crystal forum
#

the lead dev was an asshole

storm jungle
#

least problematic slav

dusk patrol
#

Eastern Europe

Good Dev Experience

Pick one

opaque coyote
#

They kinda forgot

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

I do love me Metro

crystal forum
#

metro devs saying if we dont buy on epic games they might stop making games

#

fuck you

dusk patrol
#

Although holy shit the English VA is so bad I have to switch to Russian

crystal forum
#

that shit was so scummy i had exodus bookmarked for release

#

i waited the damn year

storm jungle
#

Epic Games is like

crystal forum
#

and it was worth it

storm jungle
#

"just bow down and submit to Steam, it isnt that hard"

#

"NEVER"

opaque coyote
#

I'm gonna be honest

storm jungle
#

people just not wanting to deal with Steam is always funny to me

#

like, Dice at least finally gave up lol

crystal forum
#

epic games clearly wants to undercut steam and then gain a monopoly. there's no way their business model is sustainable

storm jungle
#

that aws so funny

arctic talon
#

^

storm jungle
#

Steam started this shit

arctic talon
#

Steam is a fucking monopoly

#

lol

dusk patrol
#

They’re competing, it’s not complex

storm jungle
#

they will never be Steam

dusk patrol
#

lol

arctic talon
#

EGS and GoG are just

#

the only real competitors

storm jungle
#

we are just saying its pointless lol

arctic talon
#

and they're nothing

#

in comparison

outer wave
#

GoG is pretty good for older games

storm jungle
#

but yeah that ^

arctic talon
#

I will however take the free stuff from Epic

#

lol

dusk patrol
#

Steam doesn’t need you to defend them

storm jungle
#

God-Emperor Gaben is inevitable

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

nobody is defending steam

#

lol

outer wave
arctic talon
#

Its making my money worth

crystal forum
#

epic games will stop the free games and low publishing fees the moment they become large enough in the industry

arctic talon
#

smh

storm jungle
#

but like, it always goes nowhere and they bend the knee eventually so like lol

#

its just funny

crystal forum
#

also steam sucks they didn't ban the fuckface who scammed my csgo knife

arctic talon
#

all the other storefronts are just worse

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

Csgo

storm jungle
#

knife

arctic talon
#

lol

storm jungle
#

you deserved it

crystal forum
#

their policy is literally to not ban scammers

arctic talon
#

yes

#

that is their trade policy

outer wave
#

Im so happy I never got into the CS:GO rabbithole

storm jungle
#

Also it depends

#

they got some really good fucking support

arctic talon
#

all trades occur without any real valve oversight

#

if you get scammed out of a deal

storm jungle
#

My friend had his account stolen and like

crystal forum
#

and that's terrible wolf

arctic talon
#

then thats not valves problem

storm jungle
#

they fixed it in a day

arctic talon
#

if your account is stolen

storm jungle
#

somehow

arctic talon
#

Steam will

#

literally kill the person

storm jungle
#

^

arctic talon
#

who steals your account

storm jungle
#

they are like a hit-squad

#

no fucking mercy

arctic talon
#

actual fucking Glowies

storm jungle
#

lmao

vagrant fox
#

I got my account back in two days when it got looted

crystal forum
#

they dont do anything about market because it makes them so much money

arctic talon
#

same with gambling

#

Now pay for case keys

#

nerd

crystal forum
#

i dont care about the logic it's unethical fuck you

storm jungle
#

i dont hear anyone complaining about CSGO/TF2's microtransactions

arctic talon
#

well I agree

storm jungle
#

thanks gamers

arctic talon
#

but steam doesn't give a shit

opaque coyote
#

So

opaque coyote
#

It's existence is validated

arctic talon
#

actually

#

I can't post that gif

vagrant fox
#

When was the Lisas free?

arctic talon
#

nvm

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
storm jungle
arctic talon
#

I cannot belive they added CSGO cases

#

with even worse RNG

opaque coyote
#

I got it though

storm jungle
#

same

#

and it succeeded

#

immensely