40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

Also half the cosmetics in this game have skulls, its probably just a future release

Yes and thats a frame.

I'm talking about cosmetics

[forest orbit]

[earnest snow]

I like the idea of someone having a ration can so they lead the Ogryns to war.

[patent ivy]

NO

I dedicated 7 years of my life to that series

Never again

[winter vessel]

9 years. And then the lay offs changed everything for me.

[patent ivy]

I played 2014-2021 and I called it quits

Take it back, 8 years

Played until 2022

The story just started to get lazy, the content got lazy, and comp/trials loop got boring

I got big into the comp scene in 2021 over distance learning

[warm notch]

same

when they sunsetted Hush

My favorite weapon

I lost all meaning

Especially since they removed GAMBIT NOW LIKE???

[marsh berry]

Prooobably not a lore question but I found another thing I don't recognise 👀

It doesn't look like any enemy in the Psykhanium and it ain't a servitor

[celest dome]

It's the same green liquids the rager/mutant/Spawn have

Somzwhat made me think of a Biophagus but that's not it

Maybe it's going to be a new enemy unit ? I'd doubt but hopefully

[lapis wadi]

Remember to stop your ogryn squadmate from trying the 'eretic juice

At least too much

[marsh berry]

slime iz good eetin

[lapis wadi]

But the smell afterwards, the Storm Raptor is still tinged with it

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Lol

[lament crag]

thas like the biggest waste of time shit book ive ever sene

[warm notch]

How come it’s punishable?

Do any items found during inquisitional operations belong to the inquisition/inquisitor?

[storm jungle]

Its more just military/warband dicipline

same reason IRL troops cant just yoink shit they find the field

What if its corrupted items, or drugs, or non-regulation gear, etc

stuff that will make people lax and lose cohesion

[queen laurel]

I respect my soldiers but I won't tolerate them taking a random vehicle in a civilian area because they find it useful

If you're going to take something from the field it has to be important to the war effort basically

recoverable military equipment and weapons for example

[storm jungle]

Yeah and Morrow for example notes on it when you find that abandoned Leman Russ etc

[queen laurel]

Yes Morrow Recover the leman Russ tank already I'm tired of hearing that from you

[warm notch]

Yeah that’s true

Masozi seems to be on cozy terms with the rest of the highers up

(Or that’s bias because she’s also an announcer)

[viral halo]

how come my uncle Chet has a necklace of ears then

[queen laurel]

Going to be honest chief that seems to be an entirely different case of taking something

Something I would directly report to the inquisition

[queen laurel]

It's probably because she is one of the most skilled pilots available

even trains other valkyries

[arctic talon]

She’s the flight captain

Of the warband

[warm notch]

Oh is that it

That makes sense actually

[storm jungle]

OH RIGHT

SHE HAS A RANK

AND NOT JUST "Pilot"

[queen laurel]

i would expect a normal valkyrie to deliver us but the ace and the best pilot the one delivering us?

[storm jungle]

I FORGOT

[warm notch]

Gameplay reasons

Lore reasons

[arctic talon]

She isn’t always the one delivering us

[warm notch]

It’s probs best not to question it

[arctic talon]

But

[storm jungle]

also valkries are not just fighting vehicles

they are transport

its her job

[arctic talon]

^

A Valkyrie shouldn’t be dog fighting

[viral halo]

I wish the game let us play as the pilot

[odd tulip]

Honestly valks are pretty butts at actual fighting. There's an ocean of aircraft better suited to combat. The valk is a mainstay purely because you can cram 15 guardsmen in the back

[warm notch]

Honestly Masozi is such a cool name

I love her personality and her in game look

[arctic talon]

Her helmet is neat

[warm notch]

We need to see their in game models somewhere on the Mourningstar

If there’s one thing I want most of all is for more social areas on the Mourningstar

[arctic talon]

We get luxury treatment, 4 ogryn max heh

Or 4 humans

[queen laurel]

Playing space marine a skilled enough storm boy can literally strike one down from the sky

[storm jungle]

It's an african name too so that explains it

[radiant lance]

https://youtu.be/LIGzbF5ztNs?si=pePkvetUxMFhlAsf

[odd tulip]

Aeronautica Imperialis drip goes pretty hard

[warm notch]

God I just absolutely adore how diverse the cast is 😭

(Player characters included)

[storm jungle]

We had to ban a guy 2 days ago because he was going nuts about Masozi/Hallowette while being pretty racist

"THEY ARE SO ANNOYING I WISH THEY'D DIE"

along with them being "woke" 💀

[queen laurel]

i love this guy

I don't visit his place a lot but man his voice lines are fun

[warm notch]

If anyone would be “annoying” I can see why people would get annoyed by Hadron or Hallowette’s personality

But Masozi???

[queen laurel]

If I find an annoying character in fiction I remember that it's an annoying character in fiction

just ignore it

[warm notch]

“No no, you don’t get it, wearing goggles over only one eye is legit”

By god he’s right

[arctic talon]

Mesozi has a few voicelines I find annoying but

[odd tulip]

"They must only be british in this setting which literally contains millions of worlds and cultures!!!!"

[arctic talon]

She’s great

I don’t dislike any of characters overall

There’s a few lines I don’t like but

[queen laurel]

Even if I hate the character so much I just ******* ignore it in the first place because I can hate more things efficiently

[odd tulip]

I like Masozi because she treats us as 5% more human than the rest of the mission providers do

[arctic talon]

She’s the nicest out of all of them

[warm notch]

Which still isn’t a lot lol

[arctic talon]

She’s also betting on our survival

Regularly lol

Which is pretty funny

[odd tulip]

Oh for sure, we're still scum on her boot. But we're like... aesthetically pleasing scum.

[warm notch]

But I imagine that having Gallows Humor is essential to operate so frequently in the Imperium

[arctic talon]

She’s by far the like

[queen laurel]

Yeah and the literal Barber surgeon

Krall is Goated

[arctic talon]

Most positive about our chances

Lol

[warm notch]

https://tenor.com/view/flapjack-jelly-sandwich-pbj-p-band-j-gif-5684267

Doctor Barber?

[queen laurel]

yeah

[arctic talon]

Krell does flesh work

Lol

[queen laurel]

Based on history where barbers used to be surgeons too on the side

but of course that practice got you know banned

[warm notch]

I wonder why

[arctic talon]

Lol

[radiant lance]

Ngl, when I first heard hallowette in ascension riser, I thought someone on my team was speaking with a shitty mic

[arctic talon]

Also mesozi saying it could get worse for the rejects, by her being with them

Is really funny

[radiant lance]

I found her annoying at first but she grew on me

[arctic talon]

Hallowette is annoying

But she’s meant to be like

An abrasive asshole

[radiant lance]

Tsundere

[arctic talon]

Lol

[warm notch]

HADRON?

🥺

[odd tulip]

Veteran professional gets a line where he talks about how, in Hallowettes mind, we're really just renting the stuff we buy from her- because eventually we'll die, and then she can resell it all later. It's a nice look into her character

[arctic talon]

I wonder how she’s scraping the gear off of warband members

[warm notch]

Illegally.

[arctic talon]

Who’s her insider lol

[warm notch]

Bribery.

[arctic talon]

I mean obviously lol

[queen laurel]

i mean we are wearing off world stuff she found a way to snuck into the planet

So getting new sets would be already kind of a hassle so just recycle the dead ones

[arctic talon]

A chunk of the commadores vestament cosmetics

[queen laurel]

No one would care their rejects

[arctic talon]

Are from members of the warband

Who are probably dead now

[odd tulip]

just gotta clean the blood and viscera off, then they're good to go I guess

[arctic talon]

Or they’re just like

Not lore wise what she sells

[queen laurel]

yeah

[arctic talon]

Could be that as well

[warm notch]

With how high the mortality rate is fighting for the Imperium, getting connected to people is an easy way to be disappointed

[arctic talon]

But

[warm notch]

Like

[arctic talon]

Plenty of dead already

[warm notch]

At that point there's like no excuse not to be nice to people?

[arctic talon]

If lore wise

[queen laurel]

No one would know that armor plate is from another veteran after you repair the holes and clean it up a bit

[warm notch]

Even if you want to sell them something

[arctic talon]

She is selling the dead warband members gear

[radiant lance]

If this were RimWorld, we'd have a huge mood debuffa for the tainted clothes

[arctic talon]

Lol

All our clothes are prolly tainted

I highly doubt our armor is fresh

[queen laurel]

We are always sent deep into enemy lines

And we always hit a lot of pox walkers

[arctic talon]

Yeah that also lol

Imagine washing the equipment we use

[queen laurel]

So the best we can do is clean our gear with like cleaning equipment

[arctic talon]

And sanitizing it

[queen laurel]

yeah

i'm not gonna even think about it

[warm notch]

I wonder how high quality the laundromat is on the Mourningstar

[arctic talon]

Very most likely lol

Or it’s been retrofitted

To be much more in-depth

[warm notch]

It kinda has to be cuz we regularly deal with diseased corpses

[arctic talon]

Don’t want any nurgle corruption seeping in

Hell

[queen laurel]

It's definitely good at doing its job because decontamination cleaning is normal so that infection doesn't reach the ship

[arctic talon]

We could straight up dispose all our armor

Inbetween missions

The cloth, flak and metal prolly isn’t looking great after a mission

[queen laurel]

the amount of bullets we eat on a regular basis

Yeah most of them would probably be unsalvageable

[radiant lance]

I'm subscribed to the theory that Grendyl is a powerful psyker who uses their powers to keep us from being corrupted

[warm notch]

That's just a theory

A GameTheory

[radiant lance]

I learned about the deep warp theory today

I'm hoping GW pokes at it without diverging everything

[green loom]

They won''t

Weshammer just read too much dark heresy

[verbal path]

I've a brace of krak grenades for when I die both to kill heretics and make sure my gear isn't resold.

[soft thunder]

the doctors on pirate ships were usually the barber as well. contrary to the Disney pirates, most were clean-shaven or sported mustaches. So the surgeon/doctor had the most steady hands to hand razors. Still very sharp and dangerous to get a clean shave back then. I assume that's a lot of doctors also barbers on the side, steady hands and razors and all.

[keen stratus]

How can you turn a las gun into a krak grenade?

[viral halo]

overheating the power cell

[crisp heath]

Did you know the Orks are terrifed by the flesh tearers.

[storm jungle]

I mean not really.

[warm notch]

What are the lore ramifications of this

[crisp heath]

Quick question do the Death Spectres stgill exist in lore.

[viral halo]

I'm taking bets on if they have a krieg or BT pfp

[warm notch]

shrug

[viral halo]

😭 LMFAO

He even has the HAIR

That's nasty business

[storm jungle]

THE SIDE-SWEPT ADOLF HAIR NOOOO

[crisp heath]

I was asking becuase if GW was ever to make Wahammer 40k More progressiive then the Death Spectres would be the first to go or turn traitor.

[storm jungle]

They are still canon

and they arent going anywhere

they got their stupid "breeding worlds"

[viral halo]

GW, known champions of progress

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Yes

[crisp heath]

I agree its like a bunch of GW people got togehter and said ot themselves "How Grimdark can we make a loyalist space marine chapter."

[arctic talon]

Eugenics the world

[storm jungle]

Readin that story as a lady was uh

something

"Prime breeding stock."

[viral halo]

getting that tattooed on my ass

😭

[storm jungle]

NOOO-

[viral halo]

I cracked up typing that

Fuck I'm funny thanks guys

[arctic talon]

💀 do not

Or do

[arctic talon]

It’s your body lol

[warm notch]

Thats . . . a lot of babies killed

Abhor the mutant

[arctic talon]

That isn’t mutated enough

[warm notch]

shrug

they're mutated

[arctic talon]

Prolly would get weird looks though

Would def get killed on some worlds

But not all

[crisp heath]

I mean I am a male and even then I am wodner "Who wrote these guys and who greenlit thier existance."

[viral halo]

Men of a slightly odd scented variety

[queen laurel]

I turned back for one second one god damn second

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-it-back-private-sir-yes-sir-oorah-throw-it-back-meme-military-gif-17820853544688835206

[green loom]

It's called shock value lol

[warm notch]

https://tenor.com/view/ogryn-warhammer-40k-brick-grimdark-darktide-gif-7305957782246441871

[green loom]

40k authors love doing it sometimes

[warm notch]

What are the lore ramifications of this

[arctic talon]

It’s meant to be creepy and gross

Even if it’s

Very uncomfortable

[storm jungle]

A very broken spine

[viral halo]

daemonculaba

peak edge

[arctic talon]

It’s not even that bad

Compared to some stuff in other books

[green loom]

Or in the same damn book lol

[arctic talon]

Lol

[queen laurel]

want someone to have nightmares tell them to read night lords

did that once

[viral halo]

Night lords trilogy goes hard

[green loom]

Don't they have like detailed descriptions of a full on flesh farm or something

[viral halo]

is the warhammer horror shit any good?

[green loom]

Apparently it is

[viral halo]

or is it all OH NO YOUR CORPSE STARCH WAS CORPSES

[green loom]

I keep hearing about Watcher in the Rain

[warm notch]

"I wonder what corpsestarch is made out of"

[marsh berry]

starch

[green loom]

And Whitecastle books

[viral halo]

Harold and Kumar?

[green loom]

I mean Fehervari books

[arctic talon]

Very good

Highly recommend watcher in the rain

Warhammer horror and warhammer crime

Are some of the most enjoyable 40K books

Because it’s benign stuff regarding what would occur in setting

[viral halo]

I need that Warhammer crime stuff in my life

is it a full book or short stories?

[arctic talon]

Multiple books

For warhammer crime

[green loom]

I think they're called hate crimes now

[arctic talon]

💀

https://www.blacklibrary.com/warhammer-crime

[warm notch]

what makes the library black

🤨

[viral halo]

[arctic talon]

Mix between books and shorts

For warhammer crime

[viral halo]

Read any yet?

I'm always looking to consume more books

[queen laurel]

I have 9 ork related books i bought just lying around

i only read one so far

[arctic talon]

For crime King of the Spoil is good imo

Same with flesh and steel

Bloodlines as well

No good Men is good from what I’ve heard

Grim repast is prolly the worst of the bunch but it’s still good imo

[crisp heath]

Is daemon angron taller then regular angron?

I know primarch are a few feet taller then custodes but I saw a book cover from the siege of terra and angron is TOWERING over these custodes

[green loom]

No just larger

I mean

Yes taller

[arctic talon]

Yeah he’s bigger

[crisp heath]

He's got the beef

[arctic talon]

He can also make himself bigger

Like most greater daemons

[crisp heath]

HUGE

Possibly not to scale but man this cover makes him look massive

Looks like the custodes only come up to his hip

[green loom]

Think his model is larger than that

[storm jungle]

yeah its a lot bigger

[crisp heath]

Gawdamn

[storm jungle]

Also don forget the fucking

world eater codex cover

[crisp heath]

I thought they were only like 2 feet taller then custodes

[green loom]

Post full cover art plz @storm jungle

[arctic talon]

He’s a daemon now

[crisp heath]

True

[storm jungle]

Angron's on the left

[winter vessel]

Yeah, Lorgar “saved” Angron from being killed by Guiliman by giving him some of that Chaos Juice

[crisp heath]

Gawdamn

[storm jungle]

HES CAUSING A FUCKING SKULL AVALANCHE

[crisp heath]

Now I understand how this man benched an imperial knight

[arctic talon]

Angron in his current form is prolly the physically strongest thing alive

Actually that’s a lie

Bio titans exist

But he’s up there

[green loom]

https://youtu.be/Hcq9RRxQErQ?si=zIQUPhE7VMirAt8r

[crisp heath]

Laughing god would make one of his harlequins stronger then angron for a second just to fuck with him

[arctic talon]

Lol

[queen laurel]

yeah i was ready for that kick back

[winter vessel]

It’s amazing, but I keep giggling on how goofy this guy looks. He really picked the shortest straw of his conversion to the Blood god.

[storm jungle]

thats when people say Khorne doesnt give you mutations

[arctic talon]

Shit mutation ngl

Axe isn’t even facing the right way

[winter vessel]

His biggest weakness is Small Door Frames

He ain’t getting through that unless he turns sideways

[queen laurel]

It looks like a hammerhead shark given the existence of being a human

look at him he is screaming in pain

[green loom]

They're there for the world eaters to use them as improvised weapons

[winter vessel]

WE: “AH F*** my chain axe broke! Hey you come here for a sec” and starts swinging hammerhead around.

[arctic talon]

If world eaters get a book

I hope a few of these codex cover characters are in it

Even if they have no name

[crisp heath]

So who’s the next primarch to come back to beat the shit out of angron and why is it the Khan?

Poor whitescars

[storm jungle]

Its Leman

[winter vessel]

Lemon

[crisp heath]

Nooo

[storm jungle]

we need to think about what chapter makes the most money

thats who they'll bring back

[crisp heath]

Have leman save isha

[storm jungle]

Ultras and Dark Angels are out

[crisp heath]

That piece of lore makes me sad

[molten swan]

Dorn, leave the furries alone

[arctic talon]

Let the eldar do it

[storm jungle]

Isha should get rescued by her own faction

[arctic talon]

^

[storm jungle]

not another fucking primarch

💀

[green loom]

We'll see Leman and then probably an updated Sanguinor

[arctic talon]

Eldar are also the only known non chaos faction

To have breached the garden

[crisp heath]

I feel like isha being the tree of life leman is chasing woulda been cool

[arctic talon]

It did not go well

If you were wondering

[crisp heath]

Tree

[winter vessel]

Did they die

[crisp heath]

No

[arctic talon]

Turned into a tree in an eternity of torment around Isha’s cage

They’re screaming

Still

[crisp heath]

Rather be dead

[winter vessel]

Nice…

[green loom]

There's our tree of life

[crisp heath]

Leman RKOing mortarian while the elves seal team 6 rescue isha

[molten swan]

Empy also did some shenanigans in nurgles garden, burnt part of it down or something

[crisp heath]

“He’s got the steel chair!”

[green loom]

Many such cases

[arctic talon]

He didn’t break in

[green loom]

But unironically this time since this shit happens whenever the stupid garden gets mentioned

[arctic talon]

He got let in by Mortarion

Bcs Mortarion is a dumbass

[crisp heath]

Many such cases

[winter vessel]

And stinky

[storm jungle]

Mortarion also got killed like

10 times in lore

fucking loser

[arctic talon]

He’s a loser

[molten swan]

hes a daemon they cant really die, but yes, he stinks

[crisp heath]

The one who rescues isha is fucking trazen

[arctic talon]

💀

[crisp heath]

He doesn’t have an eldar god in his collection

[arctic talon]

No

He has a harlequin solitaire

[winter vessel]

For such a cool design, yeah Morty’s bit of a loser

[arctic talon]

And aspect warriors

[crisp heath]

Are aspect the one khaine dudes?

[storm jungle]

Nah

well kinda

[arctic talon]

Aspect warriors vary

[crisp heath]

I heard the avatar of khaine gets ragdolled a lot for some reason

[arctic talon]

Also the craftworld eldar in general

[storm jungle]

Aspect Warriors are basically as the name implies aspects of Khaine, they all specialize in a single form of warfare.

This was before Primaris stole their schtick

[arctic talon]

Venerate khaine

[storm jungle]

yeah thats the avatar

[arctic talon]

They’re still better then primaris

Heh

[crisp heath]

Wouldn’t that also be venerating khorne?

[arctic talon]

No

[storm jungle]

Nah

[arctic talon]

Khaine and khorne aren’t the same

[storm jungle]

Eldar got their own war god

[crisp heath]

Right but they both want you doing the same thing

Making war

[molten swan]

it probably helps khorne a bit by proxy but who knows how that cross works

[storm jungle]

yeah that

[crisp heath]

That’s what I was thinking

[storm jungle]

but mostly its Khaine

because hes not dead

just

shattered

[crisp heath]

I know the feeling

[storm jungle]

same bro

💀

[arctic talon]

💀

[crisp heath]

Caphias Cain bumbling into the garden or nurgle and flirting with isha

Love that silly guy

[arctic talon]

But the craftworld eldar hold that war obsessed culture aspect

The dark elves had in WHF

[crisp heath]

I was wondering one thing about elves

[viral halo]

Man I forgot how fucking cool Eldar are

[arctic talon]

In fantasy?

[crisp heath]

Eldar

So elves are super buffed thanks to the eye of terror expanding across the galaxy

[storm jungle]

Ask my child

Oh no they arent

[arctic talon]

Nope

[crisp heath]

Thought they got a buff to their warp magic

[arctic talon]

They can’t flex their psychic muscles as much as they want to

Because then slaanesh is going to fucking kill then

[storm jungle]

Yeah eldar have always been mega-OP psychic powers wise, they just dont use it as much

[queen laurel]

you just gave up and admitted as a grandma huh

[crisp heath]

Wow, that’s just kinda sad

[queen laurel]

you are slowly definitely losing your sanity

[green loom]

Yeah everyone else's middling psyker powers got boosted but are slightly more volatile
Eldar were already tough as nails psykers wise but now shit's dangerous

[arctic talon]

Only eldar that really use their powers unrestrained are like

[storm jungle]

Well not really like i said they are already powerful

theres no use for a boost

[arctic talon]

Eldrad lol

But Eldrad knows he’s a dead man walking

[crisp heath]

Is eldrad the elders super nerd wizard?

[storm jungle]

Yep

[arctic talon]

He’s probably the third strongest Psyker in the setting

[crisp heath]

And how does he compare with the imperium super nerd wizard

[arctic talon]

Or 2nd

[storm jungle]

depends

[crisp heath]

That’s the one I’m wondering yeah

[arctic talon]

In art and in codex’s he can at times match magnus’s power

[crisp heath]

Well chaos’s wizard now

[arctic talon]

But magnus is a jobber sometimes

Lol

[crisp heath]

But you know

[storm jungle]

he could put up with Magnus ye

[arctic talon]

He’s also turning into crystal

[green loom]

He forgot how to psyker when fighting Bjorn

[arctic talon]

So he’s starting to slow down a bit

[crisp heath]

Magnus being stupid is sad

[arctic talon]

In regards to physical strength

[crisp heath]

But fuck is he scary

[queen laurel]

Always thought that this specific art of him looked like John Cena for some reason

[crisp heath]

Snaps you’re fleet into the warp

[arctic talon]

Eldrad is also like the least xenophobic eldar we know of

[crisp heath]

Book over

[storm jungle]

The fate of every warhammer villain when they go against the Imperium, turn on the stupid button otherwise you are gonna lose

[green loom]

Like Abaddon in fall of cadia

Level headed and horrifyingly calculated the entire book

Gets stalled by a space wolf making faces

[crisp heath]

Yeah I’m wondering if Magnus was like smart and all together I think only Corvus could be the only guy to get in range to kill him of the brothers

Funny invisible man

Or the khan I guess

Otherwise just the sky erupts into infinite fireballs

[storm jungle]

Like I said

unfortunately when a loyalist gets near him

he goes "Im gonna turn my brain off now"

when he can just wave his fucking hand

and blow you up

but doesnt

[crisp heath]

Tragic

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

^ literally this

lmao

[crisp heath]

Inverts gravity

Sends you to space

[green loom]

gets killed by Aspirant
gets best up by ancient ass dreadnought

[storm jungle]

^

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/homEpWTPNL8

[crisp heath]

Very sad cause Magnus is kinda cool

[storm jungle]

deffo

its why its annoying lmao

[arctic talon]

Magnus got deus ex machina’d

By khorne

[crisp heath]

I feel like of the sons though emperor would forgive Magnus last, cause Magnus did everything wrong

The silly guy

[storm jungle]

hes just a lil guy

he didnt wanna hurt anyone

trust me

[crisp heath]

Hmm

[crisp heath]

There’s a part where ignorance becomes malicious lol

[arctic talon]

Green howling banshee jump scare

[crisp heath]

Shadow wizard money gang

Oh yeah when one of the Magnus wizards dies can they make more or are they just permanently missing a soldier?

I feel like they are quality>>>>>>quantity

[warm notch]

We love casting spells

This song is brought to you by the Shadow Government

[arctic talon]

Rubric marines cannot die

[crisp heath]

Those are the flesh ones right?

[arctic talon]

No

[crisp heath]

Not the dust in armor

[arctic talon]

Those are the dust ones

[spare osprey]

that's a first

[crisp heath]

What happens when a flesh one dies

[arctic talon]

The dust ones get resummoned into armor

[arctic talon]

They die die

Assuming they don’t have Failsafes

[spare osprey]

main consensus is usually Hugo weaving

[crisp heath]

The most elfy elf

John forest

Actually that’s the lion

[spare osprey]

his name is "literally" Lion el forest-son so yeah

more specifically lion son of the forest

[dusk patrol]

Using Huge Weaving for any elf is cheating

He looks like all fantasy elves.

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/now-thats-just-racist-peacemaker-the-suicide-squad-youre-being-a-racist-stop-being-a-racist-gif-26315181

[dusk patrol]

All elves look the same, its so hard telling those knife ear guys apart, and I should know, because I have an elf friend.

He's one of the good ones though don't worry.

[storm jungle]

Damn sounds kinda familiar

https://tenor.com/view/snowwhited-dwarfs-dwarfves-gif-10954786

[crisp heath]

I'd rank the big psykers as:

1. Emperor
   2.Eldrad
2. Magnus
3. Swarmlord

[storm jungle]

Oh yeah Swarmlord was a psyker

IM GLAD IT FORGETS THAT

EVERY TIME IT FIGHTS SOMEONE

[lapis wadi]

Big Brain Bugs

[storm jungle]

I find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive

[queen laurel]

Damn the writer hit them with the blank bombs

[lapis wadi]

brain throbbing noises

[storm jungle]

[crisp heath]

Swarmlord is a brutal psyker, he paralyzed 2 companies of space marines once and still had psyker juice left to bully the captain. Very convenient he likes to play fair and doesn't do that all the time.

[storm jungle]

Hes such a good psyker he made himself forget he was a psyker

now thats some serious shit

[queen laurel]

It actually hurts because he's definitely in the same realm as avatar of Khaine

[lapis wadi]

That sounds like a weird way for a psyker to gain psychic-immunity

[queen laurel]

both being just used as plot devices to prove something is cool

[storm jungle]

YEP

its the same with angron

people were like

"Oh he can return in 8 days OH NO"

Meanwhile we all knew

that means he just can get his ass kicked more

[crisp heath]

I also like how the Norn Emissaries are 50 foot tall kaiju spewing toxic spores and demolishing the sanity of anyone who has a weak will for 50 miles around

[lapis wadi]

How many times does Angron and a Kaine fragment meet and double-KO off-screen

[crisp heath]

And it's an assassin

[storm jungle]

Khaine has an entire list

Angron a bit less so because he was not relevant in lore for like a decade

but he got his ass kicked like 4-5 times iirc

[crisp heath]

I will say though I went through a list of every fight The Swarm Lord has been in and he either wins or critically injures his opponent most times, so it's not really Avatar of Khaine level yet

[storm jungle]

yeah its mostly because the people he kills are nobodies

[crisp heath]

Even Dante technically died during his fight, he just got primarch'd

[arctic talon]

Avatar of khaine, angron and swarmlord competing

To be the best punching bag

[crisp heath]

Calgar really saw a 15 foot tall dinosaur bug spewing toxins, weilding blades the size of a man, and casting a psychic aura of insanity for miles around and said "I'm going to hit it with my sword"

[lapis wadi]

"I'm an Ultramarine, how bad could it be?"

several limbs later

[arctic talon]

Nugget

[dusk patrol]

You know technically we don't have any real first person lore examples.

My theory: He pads his game stats.

He's a dirty liar.

[queen laurel]

yes Marneus Calgar flavored nuggets

[arctic talon]

He’s trolling

[lapis wadi]

[crisp heath]

So I played a norsca playthrough in tw3 (I’m terrible at it) and was wondering how does the fitness of a norscan warrior compare to a future guardsmen

Like dudes who run across the world seem pretty fit but future people usually have em beat

Guardsmen can apparently block attacks from orcs according to the krieg vs orc trailer to so idk

[arctic talon]

Tbf those guys are veterans

For the killteam trailer

They aren’t your average guardsmen

[green loom]

Norscans are also juiced up humans

More akin to like

Astartes aspirants to regular humans

[arctic talon]

Yeah norscans are way stronger

[crisp heath]

Damn

[arctic talon]

Then normal humans

[lapis wadi]

Are stormtroopers juiced up any?

[crisp heath]

(Then why do they keep fucking dying on me!)

[green loom]

Not to that extent

[arctic talon]

They’re stronger then average humans

[green loom]

Like norscans are twice the size of humans in the empire lol

[arctic talon]

More intense training

[arctic talon]

Because that’s the point of killteam

A bunch of experienced people dying over what is practically nothing

[lapis wadi]

Just Progenium training tho, I take it?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[crisp heath]

Nah I mean in total war, I’m a terrible commander

[arctic talon]

Or just advanced regiment training

[arctic talon]

Oh

Well you tried your best

[green loom]

Well just progenium training is kinda a lot lol

[arctic talon]

That’s what matters

[crisp heath]

Literally skill issue

[green loom]

Use mammoths

Win

[crisp heath]

Satan put steroids in the norscan water supply

[green loom]

Every norscan is born with his steroid cycle memorized

[lapis wadi]

Is there a "moderately juiced up but not astartes" soldier in 40k then?
Solar Auxilia are like Stormtroopers as 'merely' exceptionally trained and supplied humans iirc

[green loom]

Sisters and Ogryn

[lapis wadi]

Uh, Sisters aren't genemodded and Ogryn are abhumans

I know that much

[arctic talon]

Skitarii

Can be gene modded

[lapis wadi]

Huh, yeah I guess that is the equivalent

[arctic talon]

Also gland hounds

[green loom]

Sisters aren't modddd but they're still tough enough to break your leg without much effort

[arctic talon]

Which were another mechanicus experiment

[lapis wadi]

That's the power armor

[arctic talon]

Sisters of silence are a big ??? On if they’re baseline

[green loom]

Also Bile's new men

[arctic talon]

But

They can do some

Absurd stuff

That a normal human can’t

[green loom]

Outside if it too lol

[queen laurel]

i can hear the people already

[lapis wadi]

Every source just says it's Faith doing it, I guess we count that

[arctic talon]

Sisters of silence don’t have faith powers

[storm jungle]

Sororitas are also really tough outside of their armor too

they are literally warrior nuns

[green loom]

Martial art nuns who play rough as confirmed by Cain

[storm jungle]

[winter vessel]

rough or "rough"?

[green loom]

Both probably

[arctic talon]

They always won at rugby

[winter vessel]

fair

[arctic talon]

Compared to like

Almost everyone else

Lol

[green loom]

And they liked making it hurt

[arctic talon]

Only people that prolly remotely stood a chance were prolly the scion trainees lol

Lol

[dusk patrol]

Scary Nuns

[arctic talon]

People saying the imperium acts illogical and it’s dumb

The imperium in question:

[storm jungle]

You go get him girl

[winter vessel]

guardsman in the back getting yeeted

[dusk patrol]

Gatekeep, Gasfire, Girlboss

💅

[dusk patrol]

40k fans when they read about World War II and don't get why the generals didn't make the most optimal decisions everytime.

[winter vessel]

Those from the Bloody Rose I consider more insane than the rest of the Sororitas orders.

[storm jungle]

They aren't insane

they are just brutal in the way they wage war

I say this having read their books so

[green loom]

The insane ones are the wounded heart

[storm jungle]

^

[dusk patrol]

Some are more fanatical than others but yeah they're quite with it.

[storm jungle]

RITUALISTIC DE-GLOVING

[arctic talon]

[green loom]

And they keep their hand that way too

So they freshly hack away at it

[crisp heath]

Samus approved

[arctic talon]

https://unleashthegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Darkest-Dungeon-Flagellant-Cover.jpg

[winter vessel]

I vibe with the Argent Shroud more.

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-like-that-bill-burr-saturday-night-live-not-feeling-it-not-for-me-gif-18836801

[arctic talon]

Mine now

[winter vessel]

but man do the A.S get their shit kicked in more since the Great Rift.

[storm jungle]

Made that meme like 2 years ago

good to see it get use

[queen laurel]

you are a professional meme maker yes?

[storm jungle]

Sometimes

[dusk patrol]

New 40k fans "Omg why don't these guys make the most rational reasonable choices"

The guys they're talking about:

[storm jungle]

LEGIT

[dusk patrol]

My brother in christ

[green loom]

I sometimes find random Dilara memes online

[dusk patrol]

do these people

look like reasonable rational people

Hell, does 40k seem like a resonable rational universe?

[storm jungle]

I had a guy in here one time, see a darktide promotional artwork, and theres hand-cart in the view

and hes like

"why would the Imperium use these?"

Surprise, he turned out to be a nutcase fascist and I banned him lol

[dusk patrol]

Fucking Kratos in God of War can't be a calm and reasonable person for five seconds, and his world is legit pretty decent compared to 40k.

[green loom]

Wait why was he complaining about the cart

[storm jungle]

Kratos speedrunning to make Greece a Death World

[queen laurel]

yeah if you don't mind me giving you a suggestion you make that meme of why do you like this faction for orks and have this music blasting

https://youtu.be/XMvx7lPz0Mg?si=_2Gep0ys7rWnUyGf

[storm jungle]

Because the Imperium should be more advanced because theres no reason why a good human empire would do something this "stupid"

[arctic talon]

Prolly thinks it’s primitive

[winter vessel]

Think I'd survive the Human-Covenant War than live in a world like 40k

[arctic talon]

Except the fact

That people use

Those still irl

[lapis wadi]

that's a rad sword

[storm jungle]

You should see his mini

hes stabbing it into a book there

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-punch-fight-kratos-gif-7990500

Me, a young middle schooler, considering that perhaps Kratos might not actually be a good reasonable person

[storm jungle]

[lapis wadi]

[winter vessel]

This is me when I finally catch that one fly buzzing around in my room

[storm jungle]

the amount of development Kratos got from the Norse games is genuinely admirable

[dusk patrol]

Now I know they killed his wife and kid but perhaps this is going a bit far.....hm....

[arctic talon]

The book has a ghost in pain

It’s very funny

[queen laurel]

Yeah old Kratos if you breathe on him wrong would whoop your *** into oblivion

[viral halo]

Man I couldn’t get into the PS4 God of War

[queen laurel]

New one would verbally destroy you with knowledge

[crisp heath]

These seem like extremely reasonable, welcoming, kind people who are extraordinarily xeno friendly and kind to outside cultures, inquisitive in mind and innovative in technology. Wdym?

[dusk patrol]

That book had it coming.

Unironically, it probably did

Not a lot of redeemable ghost books lets be real.

Evil books tend to stay evil

[viral halo]

Nothing more dangerous in warhammer than knowledge

[dusk patrol]

We don't see a lot of evil book redemption arcs.

[viral halo]

Explains why most of us are sub 80 IQ

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-shit-whats-happening-whats-going-on-what-is-it-mother-of-god-gif-16251346

[queen laurel]

Speak for yourself I'm -5 IQ

[storm jungle]

Said evil book in question

[dusk patrol]

40k fans when they ask a question about the lore and you suggest a book

[arctic talon]

Average imperial preacher

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-read-rap-fans-exorcism-uncle-ruckus-gif-23038600

[green loom]

Me when people try saying Perturabo was a good guy

[winter vessel]

Radical Inquisitor and a Daemonhost be like:

[lapis wadi]

I think that's a somewhat intense preacher for the Imperium
Like, not an outlier but still

[viral halo]

40k fans after you tell them they need to “take a shower” and “exterminatus the scent”

[arctic talon]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/darkestdungeon_gamepedia/images/6/69/FlagWiki2.png/revision/latest?cb=20230509004147

Average nurgle preacher

[dusk patrol]

Perturabo fans be like No guys his dad was kinda toxic growing up so that justifies him being a complete prick to everyone ever and killing his sister

[lapis wadi]

What's in those grimoires anyway
Is it Nurgle poetry?
I bet it's Nurgle poetry

[arctic talon]

It’s prolly some nurgle ritual crap

[viral halo]

Probably R34

[arctic talon]

Or daemon stuff

[winter vessel]

The IW are the most relatable Traitor Legion I've come to know.

[viral halo]

Warhammer inquisitor meme twitter : One day one of y’all mfs gonna crack into the wrong tome fr

[dusk patrol]

They are definitely one of the daddy issuiest legions of all daddy issused legions.

and that

[green loom]

I feel like some people project on him or something
Otherwise I find it hard to believe he's viewable in any way other than as a petulant self sabotaging nutcase with a penchant for genocide and utter pettiness

[dusk patrol]

Is not something I say lightly.

[lapis wadi]

Prop designers had a field day with the grimoires for sure

[dusk patrol]

Cause fuck do a lot of those guys have some major daddy issues.

[crisp heath]

How mnuch do you bet Tyranids will win the war for the Nilius sector.

[viral halo]

I often compare my biological father to the emperor

[arctic talon]

Damn

[winter vessel]

A giant Middle Eastern Meat Slab?

[viral halo]

I have not seen him in years

[arctic talon]

The book

[dusk patrol]

Whenever someone says their "biological father" you know its never a good sign.

[winter vessel]

fair

[green loom]

My father also wants to me to go on a genocidal crusade across the planet, it's very relatable

[dusk patrol]

The cultist explaing to his cult leader why the book needs tubes and gears

[viral halo]

My Opa after watching sixteen hours of FOX news

[lapis wadi]

Also three-pronged key

[crisp heath]

Can you all read this.

[lapis wadi]

No

[viral halo]

I can’t read mf

[crisp heath]

Who else thingks Tyraids would be the final victor in the war for the nilaus sector.

[dusk patrol]

Doubtful

[arctic talon]

They aren’t in nihlus rn really

[viral halo]

They don’t sell enough models to keep winning

[dusk patrol]

Considering they aren't there really and also like

[crisp heath]

What is Hive Fleet Kronous.

[dusk patrol]

Nids aren't gonna win, cause GW doesn't have monkeys for narrative writers.

[winter vessel]

they need some jokaeros

[lapis wadi]

I can't really think of a narrative way to resolve tyanids without pulling a deus ex machina out of a butthole

[arctic talon]

They’re in sanctus rn

[viral halo]

If I had to end the warhammer universe I’d have the big epic final battle happen then a quick snap into reality to reveal the entire story was a kid painting his minis and his lore and imagination and the friends he made along the way and destroy the psyche of every warhammer fan in a single moment

[crisp heath]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Hive_Fleet_Kronos These guys.

[dusk patrol]

40k fans be like: "Man idk why GW doesn't have the faction who destroy any planet they take, are a massive unstoppable force of nature, with no real personality or face, no characters, and are unknowable horrors from space without even clear goals win more."

"God its just so hard to figure out why they can't just let them destroy the entire setting."

[viral halo]

Can’t wait for end times 40k

[arctic talon]

Yes, they are in Sanctus at present

They left nihlus sometime between 8e and 9e

[dusk patrol]

Also they're not a big fleet.

And they were never gonna take Nihilius.

[arctic talon]

I still love them

[crisp heath]

Dosent space marine 2 take place in Sancus?

[dusk patrol]

They're great

[arctic talon]

Prolly my favorite bugs

[arctic talon]

Most likely

[winter vessel]

cannot wait for Space Marine 2

[crisp heath]

That explains much/.

[arctic talon]

It would be very strange

For it to be in nihlus

[broken zealot]

goes hard

[crisp heath]

Space marine 2 or hive fleet Kronos?

[arctic talon]

SM2

[crisp heath]

Very likley the only reason Hive Fleet Kronos is in Sancus is becuase Chaos wil be involved in SM 2

[crisp heath]

I mean look itr HFC its speicficlaly designed to Hunt daemons and servants of the ruinous powers hell it has even ignored Imperium forces in favor of attackhing chaos.

The ONLY reasion it would be in Sanctus is if chaos was there.

[arctic talon]

Kronos isn't involved in SM2 tho

its leviathan

[queen laurel]

yeah it's Levianthan

you can tell a hive fleet by its coloration of carapace and skin

[patent ivy]

Is there a low drop rate for the chain sword to appear in the requisitorium?

As a gold tier

The more lore I read/listen to on the Dark Angels the more I love em

[celest dome]

#gameplay-help and not more than for other weapon

[tulip brook]

Kronos hardcounters chaos is a bit problematic statement for me. It's a splinter of leviathan specialized to fight chaos fuckery. It doesn't mean they can win in any circumstances and it also doesn't mean leviathan isn't capable of fighting chaos

In general bugs are already advantageous over them. No mind to corrupt and shadow in the warp is a huge handicap.

Daemons have no biomass but bulk of the forces in the chaos are cultists and csm with plenty of meat still on them

[urban spire]

so apparently someone put a bunch of 40k aircraft in a wind tunnel, and the only things that can generate any lift are ork and tyranid fighters

orks because they're just based on real life aircraft, tyranids because they are similar enough to real life animals

everything else is just a brick

[tulip brook]

It's literal in imperium's case

Them love em bricks with wings and bricks with tank threads

[urban spire]

the space superiority fighter that can go in atmos? with the stubby wings?

yeah it can go in atmos. once.

[shadow plover]

This is known

This is from The Regimental Standard

[normal light]

Could you give me original source?

[shadow plover]

The regimental standard website isn't up anymore so I can't

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2019/09/11/the-regimental-standard-could-you-be-a-pilot/ it was probably this publication

[normal light]

[shadow plover]

you could try waybackmachine but I wouldn't count on it

[normal light]

It works

[shadow plover]

Nice

[normal light]

When Ogryns don’t feel comfortable talking to Guardsmen, they’ll seek answers elsewhere, even if their sources are unreliable. And those who aren’t properly informed are at greater risk of engaging in unsafe behaviour and experimenting with heresy.

So, follow these simple steps when talking to your Ogryn:

Stay calm, even if they are showing signs of heresy. Ignore any anger they might be showing and use your words.***
Pick a good time to talk. If they are clubbing someone with their ripper gun, it’s NOT a good time.
Know their friends, talk with them too and ensure that they are also avoiding heretical thoughts.
Let them know you’re always there for them (unless you’re out claiming glory in the name of the Emperor, of course).
Reward them when they demonstrate good behaviour by issuing one (1) emblem from the Departmento Munitorum’s standard-issue Ogryn Adhesive Accolade Set.****

Salamanders – Official Fraternisation Activities

The Salamanders’ mastery of flamecraft makes them superbly suited for all manner of fireside activities. Why not tell stories of screaming heretics around a bonfire? We have provided you with one bag of sweetened chewable corpse-starch cylinders for roasting.

In the din of battle, friendly communication can be difficult. However, with our approved gestures, you’ll be able to continue fraternising with your fellow warriors even in the thickest of melees. Try (gently) tapping your knuckles to your Adeptus Astartes friend after a particularly impressive kill, or a Kinetic Sound-generating Mutual Salute.* Any “hugging” will be punished by flogging in light of regimental conduct guidelines surrounding good decorum and personal space.

[wary geode]

I am looking for a TLDR regarding the birth of the chaos gods. Eldar created slanesh was khorne created during humanity's memery or was it the orks that created it

[median marsh]

The original Trio, Khorne Nurgle and Tzeentch awoke somewhere in middle ages iirc

[celest dome]

They were all created during the War in Heaven

[celest dome]

Those were when they revealed to Humanity

[tulip brook]

regardless of when they were born, they are timeless and they can influence events before that

just that their influence / power changes and coincidentally; pestilence, war, excess and political corruption is plenty in 40k not to mention direct gate to immaterium

[storm jungle]

They aren't timeless, they were very specifically created during certain points in time.

thats just authors trying to do some eldritch time mumbo-jumbo.

[tulip brook]

that's how they justify same gods in 2 different settings and time discrepancies, if eldritch time mumbo jumbo works, good for them

[storm jungle]

yeah but the settings are not shared

until the authors wanna make a clever joke about it that is

[celest dome]

The "from the moment they were born, they have existed for ever" ?

[celest dome]

By being 2 different things which just are exactly the same

[storm jungle]

Pretty much yeah

thats just the author of that book trying to be timey wimey

It also just raises way too many plotholes

[celest dome]

Meh, I like that, it make sense with the matter that they aren't beings

[queen laurel]

With the amount of plot holes warhammer has I would be developing Trypophobia

[storm jungle]

[tulip brook]

it's the setting that ultimately matters, lore can be retconned and chalked up with unreliable narrative

Idc if someone likes grimdank memes more than black library canon

[storm jungle]

Yeah but the issue is 40k ever rarely gets retcons.

And every author has their own dumb takes.

that "unreliable narrator" excuse goes so far when you got like 30 different authors writing their own thing.

[shadow plover]

And that's fine

[storm jungle]

Not when it becomes a fucking mess

[green loom]

Saxhammer

[median marsh]

PTSD from like 3 pages of elaborate eldar torture

[celest dome]

Warmaid 40k

Is a better setting

[spare osprey]

I mean the elaborate torture is some of the best parts

[median marsh]

That specific author, Goto, notoriously writes some...wild stuff

Stuff such as Eldar worshipping slaanesh

[dry epoch]

Sorry.

[storm jungle]

YOU ARENT ONE OF THEM

STOP BLAMING YOURSELF

[dry epoch]

😄

[storm jungle]

[radiant lance]

The Emps while making the primarchs

This one will be a mechanical genius
This one will be able to literally turn invisible
Let's just make this one good at being administering things idk

[last sequoia]

So when do you guys think they'll mention the lions return in darktide?

[radiant lance]

And thus, Mr. Administrator became the most badass and get shit done primarch

The Lion was just found by the blood angels chapter master, so probably a bit

Then again, this game just constantly lore bombs on us about things we have no reason why to know

[celest dome]

They already have

[storm jungle]

People talk, thats how news and rumors spread.

[radiant lance]

Hm. Didn't hear that line yet

[last sequoia]

They did??

[storm jungle]

I literally have no idea what goes on in the world half the time since I dont like listening to news, then I just hear stuff from people in places I visit lol

half the characters also mention hearing stuff from the higher-up people

[queen laurel]

Yeah rumors travel quick

[median marsh]

They can't help but keep talking in open vox channels

Looking at you, morrow

[queen laurel]

Faster than trazyn stealing something he likes

[celest dome]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/125e4cy/new_voice_lines_about_lions_return/

[radiant lance]

It's just weird since the lion just got found during the dominus crusade just by the blood angels

On top of warp fuckery, I'd imagine it'd be harder to get news of this especially since we're cut off from most of the imperium and can't get reinforcements and the lion is in the dark half

So it's just Fatshark doing the weird lore bombing thing that keeps happening in darktide imho

[storm jungle]

I mean no

this game was written by like 8 BL authors dialogue wise

their word usually tends to be final, if they decide it fits, it fits

[green loom]

Also we're inquisition

[storm jungle]

Also this.

[green loom]

If anyone's going to hear random setting defining shit in gossip conversation

It's us

[storm jungle]

In the Arks of Omen: Lion book the ending pages also instantly establish that the wider Inquisition is now aware of the Lion's return too

[storm jungle]

also DAMN, 7 months old

[median marsh]

Time flies huh

[green loom]

Most of our gossip comes from fkn quartermasters and probably masozi

[median marsh]

make it stop, pls

[celest dome]

Was basically the week the book was released iirc

[radiant lance]

Hm never heard that line somehow

[median marsh]

Some lines are pretty rare

Considering the sheer bloody amount of em

[radiant lance]

And we listen to how saint Mosolina (or whatever the spelling is) is an amazing saint and the center of festivals

Like 80 times

[storm jungle]

I mean yeah

[celest dome]

Mesalina i think

[radiant lance]

Or how moebian iron is so amazing

[storm jungle]

we are all locals

it makes sense dialogue wise

[last sequoia]

Wait are we in the dark imperium or imperium sanctus?

[storm jungle]

Sanctus

[last sequoia]

Ahh ok

[storm jungle]

not that it makes it any better 💀

[radiant lance]

The nasty half and the even nastier half

[storm jungle]

Morrow puts it well lmao

[crisp heath]

I wish I could go back and see Cadia in Darktide for the first time again

[last sequoia]

Well there's a chance we might get reinforcements

MIGHT

[radiant lance]

Just look outside for any local space dust or random asteroids. It's the cadia experience now

[spare osprey]

Honestly it’d be hilarious if we were in Imperium Nihilus

[queen laurel]

you serve for the imperium, it's a job that barely gives you anything in return while you get used for their own greater purposes

[hallow basin]

they just drop you off at a random piece of the planet and call it a day

[spare osprey]

Random mission even where lion el Jonson shows up outta nowhere, kills an ogryn and leaves

[normal light]

Ah yeah, HERETIC REINFORCEMENTS 💀

[spare osprey]

Cause why not

[median marsh]

Here comes the lion with a steel chair

[crisp heath]

The Lion is going to meet Guilliman like "I dreamed of a forest and I walked through the dream forest and I showed up on your ship. I brought 500 traitors with me. It's nice to see you."

[last sequoia]

It would be cool if a chais fleet came out and we had to fight on the mourningstar itself to repel boarders

[queen laurel]

I mean I am using pieces of the planet as a way to kill mutants

[median marsh]

If a chaos fleet shows up, we're dead

[spare osprey]

Nah we solo

[median marsh]

dead dead

[last sequoia]

Imagine if it's a WE fleet

[queen laurel]

We have very little ships that are combat ready and we don't have a big enough fleet

[radiant lance]

This is 40k. Plot armor is just standard issue for the protagonist

[median marsh]

we have no idea what happened to Tancred Bastion in the end too

[crisp heath]

I don't think the mourningstar is supposed to be a particularly large ship even

[radiant lance]

It's a trader ship

We aren't exactly armed to the teeth

[last sequoia]

Thought it was a firestorm frigate

[spare osprey]

Nah man drop me and the boys in

We’re good

[radiant lance]

I mean Brahms is a rogue trader

[last sequoia]

No wonder I didn't see any guns on it

[radiant lance]

I want more xenos goods

[spare osprey]

A 4 man squad fucks up everything

Imagine like 25

[normal light]

[normal light]

25 ogryns

[marsh berry]

Darktide Battle Royale

[radiant lance]

Give me an aeldari helmet pls

I want a traffic cone

[queen laurel]

Yeah it's a Firestorm-class Frigate

[median marsh]

Iirc mourningstar is a Firestorm frigate

[crisp heath]

Tbf I think the worst thing you could possibly do is try to board an enemy vessel that collects psykers and ogryns

[median marsh]

Dimensions: 1.8 km long, 0.3 km abeam at fins (approx)
Mass: 6 megatonnes (approx)
Crew: 25,000 crew (approx)
Acceleration: 4.4 gravities maximum sustainable acceleration

[queen laurel]

Yeah so it's not even the biggest ship and it's like the one we are currently residing in

any capital ship will obliterate this thing

[median marsh]

Me and bulgur operating at the same brainwave

[normal light]

Nuh uh if you have your own psykers and ogryns