40k-lore-chat

[copper patrol]

again

[green loom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Bcge-dBcE&ab_channel=Majorkill

THERE

[vale shuttle]

my hot take is that the utter fixation on making sure everything is grimdark is strangling the creativity of 40K

[storm jungle]

Im losing my mind

[orchid lark]

based

[topaz gate]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

[pseudo depot]

Yeah some Discord messages were leaked that showed MajorKill was very fond of the N word

[orchid lark]

correct

a little dash of hope and niceness aint hurt no one

[celest dome]

Too much Grimdark just end up as Grimderp

[orchid lark]

too much grimdark makes it stop being cool

[topaz gate]

Of course he is he’s an Aussie. I’m pretty sure they get a pass due to skill

[orchid lark]

man I love this lore channel, lots of nice folk

unlike meme channel

[vale shuttle]

i love the lore channel as well

[orchid lark]

dumbasses

[topaz gate]

Thank you, your cool too

[copper patrol]

my wierd take is that there is both too much grimdark but like there is one faction I think isn't grimdarked in the right way

[green loom]

Yeah we're based see

[vale shuttle]

the lore channel regulars are cool people who i enjoy

[green loom]

We also mostly can't stand 1 minute timers

[topaz gate]

Btw what’s your credit card number?

[green loom]

So we're sensible and come here to argue

[orchid lark]

aint got one

[vale shuttle]

fuck i hate 1 minute timers

[orchid lark]

[topaz gate]

Myes let us argue about funny little plastic figures

[vale shuttle]

MY FUNNY LITTLE PLASTIC FIGURES ARE THE BEST

[topaz gate]

We shall talk about the economy of Jopal

[green loom]

It's the most tolerable and active lore channel I've had to deal with in a while

[topaz gate]

Also I want Jopal ducking exterminatused

[storm jungle]

Theres a reason I entirely muted memes/class channels and hang out here

[copper patrol]

god the when I was in the owlcat's discord

the rogue trader channel it was mostly fine

but there was a lot of yaking off certain characters and 🅱️ itching about some things

and also a lot of horni

[green loom]

The meme channel is just the average 40k meme channel

Which goes to say

[chilly creek]

How many GWs of revenue does it get?

[green loom]

It's things I've seen 50 times before this week

[celest dome]

we've had horni posting, in #veteran-class

[summer rover]

that's because nazis can't aim

[green loom]

It's the same things I saw last year, and 5 years ago

[chilly creek]

You've played the Pathfinder games, right? 😂

[copper patrol]

I mean

yeah

[green loom]

I tried playing Wrath of the Righteous

[copper patrol]

I understand why, since you can romance in those games

[vale shuttle]

40k fans try and make a new joke (IMPOSSIBLE)

[copper patrol]

but it was like

"I want to bang the eldar" constantly

[green loom]

But it was snore

[chilly creek]

Horniness and gamers, an iconic duo

[topaz gate]

ahem
Uuuhhhh
looks at hand
Smurfs?

[celest dome]

Romancing the Sister would be so much better

[green loom]

idk man, I don't trust nuns

[copper patrol]

my main annoyance was people complaining about the SM companion being a space wolf

[orchid lark]

uhh, something vaguely racist about salamanders

[green loom]

Why were they complaining about that

[topaz gate]

Fun fact: they don’t have chastity vows or anything so they can fuck (not you tho)

[green loom]

I'd rather they complained about there being a Space Marine companion

[pseudo depot]

DAE GAURDSMEN LIVE 15 MINUTES???

[celest dome]

You say that because I'm a heretic ?

[copper patrol]

literally any reason they could find

to complain about it

"i'd rather it be x chapter"

[topaz gate]

YOURE A HERETIC?

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-gif-25567321

[copper patrol]

"space wolves killed thousand sons"

[celest dome]

You're a Commissar ?

[copper patrol]

etc

[green loom]

It's probably not a hot woman they can bang so they want it changed

[topaz gate]

IM A COMMISSAR?

[summer rover]

realistically, most stories with astartes loitering around humans would be space wolves, because space wolves tend to do that. other chapters follow the codex and don't spend time mingling with the citizens

[vale shuttle]

this is why space marines are lame

[copper patrol]

you know how many times I said that

like

the only 2 chapters that'd really make sense

[summer rover]

6,000

[green loom]

I mean yeah wolves seem the most in character for this

[topaz gate]

Ok a Space Wolf and a Catachan get into a drinking competition, who wins?

[copper patrol]

would be space wolves or salamanders

[vale shuttle]

picture of average space marine's personality

[green loom]

They just go "oh hey fun adventure"

[celest dome]

Honestly, I don't care about the SM, it could even not be in the game and I'd have lost nothing

[green loom]

me irl(I cannot emote)

[topaz gate]

Yeah

[orchid lark]

too many space marine games would make the quality of 40k games suck

[copper patrol]

I liek space wolves(I just don't like yaking them off like Zero does)

[green loom]

I mean the quality of 40k games sucks regardless

[pseudo depot]

Cool picture of Rogal Dorn

[copper patrol]

and I trust owlcat to make him interesting

[orchid lark]

i still love them tho

[summer rover]

space wolves are the best because they will just show up to a battle you didn't ask for help at and suddenly you have to work them into your strategy or they get upset.

[green loom]

Also what race should I play in TWW2

[vale shuttle]

i loved space marine 1 when it came out and i was 11

[coarse pumice]

First edition

[vale shuttle]

im hoping i'll love space marine 2 when it comes out

[topaz gate]

Yeah that’s why I like the Guard better. The marines are supposed to be smaller than the Guard but I feel like the marines have more than them

[green loom]

I loved DoW 1 when it came out and I was

Uhh

2 or maybe 3

[coarse pumice]

space marines benefited early from having easy plastics

[topaz gate]

Why you think I have Ultramarines?

[orchid lark]

dow 2 was probably the best "story-wise" felt like an epic

but dark crusades characters are the best

[summer rover]

and later from being stupidly east to sculpt in printing software

[green loom]

Time for another empire playthrough 😎

[pseudo depot]

Space marines are easy to paint, blue is an easy color to paint. Hence UM being the poster boys

[topaz gate]

They barely had anything to say and they somehow stole my heart

[summer rover]

"This action does not have my consent!"

[topaz gate]

One didn’t even fucking talk

[copper patrol]

love me space marine, but I also realize most have 0 personality or anything interesting

[pseudo depot]

I was gifted the $250 collectors edition for my birthday so I’m REALLY hoping it’s good

[vale shuttle]

oh dear

i hope it is, for your sake

[orchid lark]

also dow proves the american accent exists in 40k

[orchid lark]

nah just appreciate it regardless

[topaz gate]

Lukas Alexander is a good enough replacement for Sturn (even though I think Sturn is better. And Eliphas made me even gayer than I already am with that voice work. Still salty he was replaced by star scream

[crisp heath]

This conversation made me realize how much I want a Cain-style story about a Space Wolf and a Catachan getting shitfaced and going on a one-night adventure

[copper patrol]

my adhd has gotten worse recently or something so it's hard for me to play total war rn which is a shame beucae chorfs just dropped

[pseudo depot]

Iron Warriors born on Terra should have American accents, fun fact

[topaz gate]

Average DnD campaign

[orchid lark]

gotrek felix

[copper patrol]

but in space

[storm jungle]

They are from "gun-tribes"

[topaz gate]

Implying they don’t already

[crisp heath]

Not in Spess

[topaz gate]

I feel Imperial Fists are better for the American accent

[vale shuttle]

my adhd has gotten so bad i cant work on anything unless im doped up on ritalin

[summer rover]

it's has to be midwestern, maybe aimish.

[green loom]

Only that's gotten worse for me is my urge to be thrown off a cliff

[topaz gate]

Nah bro slightly southern

I want Rogal Dorn to be voiced by Arthur Morgan

[orchid lark]

imperial fists are based on junker culture

[copper patrol]

I want a "video" of sitgryn that has that one guts theme in the background

[orchid lark]

so theyre germans

[green loom]

You're right they should be australians

[copper patrol]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dw

can just picutre

[green loom]

https://tenor.com/view/junkrat-loading-waiting-existential-crisis-overwatch-gif-9033859

[copper patrol]

sitgryn

with that playing in the background

[orchid lark]

not junker, the yoonker

[storm jungle]

Imperial Fists are my favorite Overwatch character

[orchid lark]

Iron Hands fought in like Albion or some shit

[green loom]

See Junkers are even yellow

[orchid lark]

Actual britbongs

[green loom]

It makes perfect sense

[pseudo depot]

Death Guard are from Albion actually

[orchid lark]

were they?

i cant fucking remember

[topaz gate]

Bro I love playing as Jaghatai Khan in Overwatch bro underrated character af

[orchid lark]

literally the time iron hands get lore, its so little

[topaz gate]

Yeah cuz they suck

Ima say it

[storm jungle]

harsh but true

[copper patrol]

love the iron hands

with ther primarch

[topaz gate]

They are the worst Space Marine legion

[copper patrol]

iron hands

[crimson kayak]

Especially considering how a good 70% of the time it's just grimderp

[copper patrol]

who has

metal hands

[topaz gate]

And the only reason people play them is that they’re meta

[crisp heath]

Iron Hands are great wtf

[orchid lark]

Iron Hands shouldve kept their old names

Storm Walkers

[topaz gate]

Ferrus Manus barely had character outside of Fulgrim

[pseudo depot]

I like Iron Hands because I too have body dysmorphia

[topaz gate]

That’s a way better name

[copper patrol]

Ferrus should have not been named "iron hands"

[orchid lark]

he helped make the sicaran tank

[crimson kayak]

As I said before only cool factor for them would be ferrus getting back as a Helfather

[crisp heath]

I need them to name more things after iron hands

[topaz gate]

Besides if you wanna play a techy faction play Skitari

[crimson kayak]

But ferrus as far as I remember got blasted into being the LotD prototype apparently so yeah

[topaz gate]

The what?

[crimson kayak]

Legion of the damned

[topaz gate]

Oh

[orchid lark]

he was the big spirit leading the legion of the damned in one of the books

[crimson kayak]

Acronyms go brrrr

[topaz gate]

What are the legion of the damned anyway? I’ve heard of them but I’ve never seen what they do.

[crimson kayak]

Wasn't it in war of the webway!

? *

Where big e summons him and a bunch of other imperial heroes as fiery ghosts

[pseudo depot]

I took that Horus Heresy quiz for which Legion you fit the most with, and it was Iron Hands. So I will not stand for this Iron Hands slander as an online quiz told me I should like them.

[orchid lark]

ye

[crisp heath]

Nah there's just a bit where Emps is fighting in the web way and his psychic powers manifest as an army of people he knows. Those psychic manifestations don't really stick around and probably aren't the actual person, just shapes of his memories. Ferrus just stands out in the passage because he was a recently deceased son.

[topaz gate]

Bro I took the same quiz and I got Salamanders and here I am painting Ultramarines

[crimson kayak]

Tbf he also stands out being the only flaming spirit wich connects the dots with the only other burning ghost SM

[crisp heath]

Bruh I got Sons of Horus and the Harry Potter quiz put me in Slitherin, why do I keep getting assigned evil at birth

[topaz gate]

Atleast it’s not the Black Legion

[orchid lark]

I still think the Emperor finally loved his sons near the end of the crusade, because it probably took him a while to realise that the primarchs were the only family he had, after killing his uncle (who killed his dad) long ago

[crimson kayak]

I only trust it if it gives you alpha legion by giving random responces

Well, apparently I'm an Iron Warrior

[orchid lark]

I am Blood Angel through and through

never will Change

post heresy I like Word Bearers

if its legion, any and all are fine

Space Marine Legions were badass regardless

[queen laurel]

What did you use

I want to try that

[crimson kayak]

The one on the Horus Heresy website

[queen laurel]

Ok wait

[celest dome]

Got Dark Angels

Think's due to using weird tech

[queen laurel]

I am salamanders

Should i feel proud or should i feel disgusted

I mean i do help people but

[celest dome]

Could be worse

[queen laurel]

I will suplex the nearest child if it's annoying

[orchid lark]

Salamanders when they see a promethean nomad near the sanctuary cities

[signal bramble]

Too much work. Just shake it until it stops.

[crimson kayak]

Btw funny how the first question is "Horus went full chaos, how do you respond?" the option are clearly loyal and traitor...

... Proceeds to pick loyal and get a traitor legion anyway

[copper patrol]

you just get killed at istvann

[green loom]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Knights-Errant

[crimson kayak]

Don't forget they also go on a 11k year long now Galaxy wide Geocaching session

[copper patrol]

you think the space sharks have Blahajs?

[coarse pumice]

blajas mount

[crimson kayak]

Dafuq is a blajas

[copper patrol]

shork friend

[crisp heath]

As a carcharodons fan and a blahaj cultist, I sure fucking hope so

[celest dome]

Shark from Ikea

[crisp heath]

I'm pretty sure the Blahaj is regarded as an ancient Terran idol worshipped by those who seek to modify the human form into its most perfect state, so maybe the admech collect them

[crimson kayak]

I mean, knowing it's carcharadons we are talking about they probably have some but fitted with Atleast 10 chainsaws

[crisp heath]

They also have these and they make Blahaj hunt them as training

[crimson kayak]

Well, I definetly now know what I'm gonna draw when I get home

[crisp heath]

Omg if you draw sharkies with blahaj I definitely want to see it'd make my week!!!!

[crimson kayak]

Either that or directly a carcharadon blahaj

[crisp heath]

I'd love you forever 🥺

[crisp heath]

"The void is cold, brothers, and even in the endless hunt we find no peace. We shall streak the stars with blood and salvation, but no glory or joy was ours, until the Blahaj found us, and brought us, for the first time in millenia, his blessed warmth and snuggles."

[plush mason]

so can Evesors recognize friend from foe or will they just kill anyone that find in their kill zone?

[green loom]

They seem pretty aware from what I remember

But generally wherever they're deployed

There's not much that the guy ordering them out wants alive

[plush mason]

yeah

but what if some IG scouts end up wandering into the kill zone?

ofc i guess that isnt something that would happen a lot

[summer rover]

if anyone cared about there being survivors, they don't send an evesors. i'm pretty sure it's part of their job to get as much collateral as possible. sends a message.

[plush mason]

true

[orchid lark]

Might be like that thing that Kasrkins got where they have an onboard computer thing that has an IFF scanner

[plush mason]

maybe

[signal bramble]

Far as we know, they have some measure of programming for targets to avoid but generally speaking you send in an Eversor because you want to kill an area, not a specific target.

So if someone wanders in to the kill zone they'll probably end up as collateral.

[plush mason]

the Evesor backpack does have a targeting computer so that could likely detect an IFF chip

[queen laurel]

When i think of an assassin I think of a very stealthy person, not me loading my quick save on a skyrim city

[signal bramble]

You can't get caught if you murder everyone in the area who saw you.

stealth maneuver

[queen laurel]

Can't argue with that

[orchid lark]

this looks like a job for me

[copper patrol]

those axes look baller

[orchid lark]

Lernean Terminators, Alpha Legion back in the legion days sent these guys on their own

no witnesses if everyones dead

[green loom]

Yeah that's what the other guys are for, Eversors are distinctly the very loud "No survivors" option

[copper patrol]

eversors are closer to a bomb then an assassin

also

ironically have a bomb in them

[orchid lark]

jesus, just found an artist on pixiv/dA that thought Nocturne (the salamanders homeworld) had literal black skinned people

even called them Yang-Gelap, which is literally the dark ones when translated in my language

[copper patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-gif-26460616

[orchid lark]

made a Salamander veteran character and called him, Bakar Hitam

literally Burn Black

[copper patrol]

I thought only the space marines had the ash colored skin

[orchid lark]

they do

Salamanders have it as actual like Slate Black because of radiation because of nocturnian sun, but their successors would have slate gray skin yes

[copper patrol]

isn't it like the radiation doing something with the geneseed(even though that doesn't make sense)

[orchid lark]

yeah

[copper patrol]

so they have charcoal black skin and red eyes

[orchid lark]

its the melanachrome gene

Salamanders are part of the Three (forgot the name)

alongside Space Wolves and Death Guard (not death Guard, its Alpha Legion)

where their genes are specifically so modified for certain shit

[copper patrol]

what do the death guard have?

[orchid lark]

the tolerance to chemicals (ignore this, this is wrong)

[copper patrol]

ah

[orchid lark]

Space Wolves (nicknamed the Rout in the heresy days) were headhunters

like actual wolves they would hunt people down viking style

to sow terror and cause significant operational troubles on their enemies

oh its not death guard

its alpha legion

the Trefoil

their existence was kinda hidden in the early days

thats what they were called

the Trefoil

specifically designed marines and shit

just reported that guy

dont give no quarter

[crisp heath]

What the hell happened?

[copper patrol]

ah

[copper patrol]

he's refering to this

[orchid lark]

literally just called black skinned peoples, the dark ones

like what is wrong with some people

1, dont like racism,
2. dont like lore inaccuracies

dont like no sounds like a double negative

fixed that

[crisp heath]

Maybe space marines are an elaborate ploy to get racists to spend all day painting instead of committing hate crimes

[copper patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-markiplier-gif-14835823

[orchid lark]

nah they got Imperial Guard for that

[crisp heath]

No but guard are sweet babies 😦

[copper patrol]

krieg

[orchid lark]

goddamn wehraboos

that said most krieg fans are normal

its when they ONLY like krieg is when we gotta be on our toes

[copper patrol]

I wonder what a nocturn guard regiment would look like

[orchid lark]

probably normal humans with high grade and maintained equipment

promethean cult, everyones a crafter of some sort

[copper patrol]

I mean like style wise

[orchid lark]

hmm

probably like those rogue men at arms kinda guy

they got like the green of salamanders armour, with black details

nah they wouldnt be fancy

they would be kinda protean but unique enough

lots of chain-hauberks for flair

salamander skins too

[copper patrol]

I kinda imagine them basically like how the salamanders are, heavily armored with lotsa fire

[orchid lark]

they would have gasmask if they had to fight outside the cities often enough

volcanic air is not uh

pleasant

that and rotten eggs if theres sulfur in the air

I think the Ragnar books reference the voidsmen on Space Wolves ship very well equipped and some of them have like pelts or fetishes from home

so they look a bit viking

[crisp heath]

Honestly they need to bring Lucifer Blacks to the tabletop, either as a regiment or as cheap units to give Custodes armies some extra models

[orchid lark]

true

bring back alfriel strains too

they shouldve been a killteam kit

[arctic talon]

If we get another guard kill team kit

Before eldar, nids or custodes get a new team

I’m going to strangle someone

[orchid lark]

you think they would make a croneworld eldar kill team

I hope GSC gets a kill team

i think thatd be neat

[arctic talon]

GSC already has

A bespoke one

[orchid lark]

they do?

[arctic talon]

The only factions who don’t have a bespoke team now

[orchid lark]

what was it

[arctic talon]

Wyrmblade

[celest dome]

Do the Tyranid have one ?

[arctic talon]

Tyranids have a compendium team

They don’t have a bespoke one

[orchid lark]

and compendiums is whats good

[arctic talon]

No

Compendium is terrible

Compared to a bespoke team

99% of the time

[orchid lark]

i fucked that one not gonna lie

[arctic talon]

Ngl

Same so@erimes

[orchid lark]

i was looking at the GSC

[celest dome]

Compendium is using normal units from the Codex

[arctic talon]

So are some bespoke teams

They just have rules that are way better

They’ve pretty much killed all the old compendium teams for GSC, admech, thousand sons and harlequins

The only good compendium teams

Are like

scions and death watch

Harlequins used to have a good one but they got a white dwarf bespoke team

[orchid lark]

you think daemons will get a kill team

thats hopefully not just khorne daemons

[celest dome]

Undivided Deamon Kill Team letting you take Lesser Deamon from all the Chaos God

[arctic talon]

They already have a compendium one it uh sucks

They also have gellarpox

[orchid lark]

poor guys

[arctic talon]

Ig

[crisp heath]

KT 2018 had demons, but they were pretty half baked. Been hearing the new KT is much better but buying into new rules is a hard sell when I only play with like 3 people and we're all grognards

[tiny root]

one thing I don't understand about Dark Angels. does every fast attack option belong to the Ravenwing? and does every heavy infantry unit belong to the Deathwing? because I see lots of bikes painted Calliban Green and sometimes I see them painted black and white in the colours of the Ravenwing. And similarly for Gravis, I see them green and not yellowed bone coloured

[green loom]

No

Deathwing(1st Company) are the inner circle

Basically Veterans

But super trusted goons

[odd palm]

I mean in that regard, I would say it's just people painting minis how they want to. Personal preference

[tiny root]

but what of the Bladeguard veterans? Is that just GW cramming them into a value box
kek

[green loom]

Ravenwing are the 2nd company, they have lots of bikes/flyers because the company is meant to be specialized in them

Bladeguard are technically 1st Company, so Deathwing

Hence they use the Deathwing Colours

[odd palm]

However that's not a guarantee, a successor may not run bladeguard as 1st company

[green loom]

Methinks they can be attached to other comapnies

[odd palm]

Oh definitely, 1st company regularly acts as a force multiplier for strike forces

[green loom]

Yeah especially in DA when the main body can't really run around

They'll just get tagged to another company as the wet squad accompanying the Master, who's also in the Inner Circle

(iirc most Deathwing Knights are being groomed for leadership)

[odd palm]

But I mean, a successor if they so choose could have bladeguard squad(s) baked into a battle company
Take the Executioners for example, who iirc replace one of their devastator squads in a battle company for a sternguard veteran squad

[green loom]

Oh yeah I mean chapter structures are way more flexible than people give them credit for

[arctic talon]

Yeah the deathwing also like

[green loom]

Seeing as most marines are versatile enough to do whatever

[arctic talon]

Almost never deploys on its own

They’re usually embedded

[odd palm]

True

[arctic talon]

Same with the raven wing

And other inner circle members

[green loom]

The Codices just give a vague "standard" formation at any given time

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[green loom]

But it's not crazy to think that, if needed, the squads will switch around

[odd palm]

Also, let's not forget the 12 squad strong battle company of the UMs 2nd company in the.....9th ed codex iirc. Where squads were on a prolonged loan from the reserve companies and had their pauldron trims changed to gold

[green loom]

Ye, people just remember Leandros and him saying "Muh codex" every 3 seconds

Despite his advice more or less being

"Bro you literally dropped through 25 ships while AA fire was blowing up infront of you, that's stupid, you're our leader"

[odd palm]

Pretty much

[green loom]

The codices also assume the companies are at full strength all the time, which is very unlikely

[odd palm]

Or that chapters are at full strength, which is rarely the case. Unless is crisis recovery mode

[crisp heath]

Titus was unironically a pointlessly reckless leader and was inexplicably immune to chaos, Leandros was correct in his actions

[odd palm]

He just built different

[green loom]

He's leading the task force and he nearly dies in the opening lol

Because again

[arctic talon]

Leandros was still wrong to report him to the inquisition

But Titus was

[crisp heath]

Titus should be posterchild for "space marines are mentally 14 year olds chasing a power fantasy"

[arctic talon]

An actual idiot for doing that jump

[green loom]

he jumps from crazy high up, out of a moving thunderhawk, through AA fire and an active fleet battle, ontop of an Ork cruiser

[crisp heath]

Also like I know it was for game play progression reasons, but he literally made the jump with nothing but a combat knife and just trusted he could loot some weapons

[plush mason]

that whole game was nothing but SM power fantasy lol

[odd palm]

That's SM lore in a nutshell tbh

[summer rover]

loot weapons
ork territory
i'm sorry, but he might just be dumb.

[plush mason]

he is a SM. ofc he is

[arctic talon]

It is a forgeworld to be fair

[plush mason]

a forge world that frankly should have been ready for an ork invasion

[summer rover]

admech spent their military funds on cool weapon experiments, so they didn't have anyone that could actually fight

same as it ever was

[crisp heath]

"Our titan broke :("

[plush mason]

where was the crown during that invasion anyway?

[arctic talon]

Somewhere else

Prolly with most of the forgeworlds army with it

The tech priests value the crown more then the actual planet

[plush mason]

yeah they likely took the titan legion with them too

btw. does the imperium use space elevators?

[orchid lark]

yeah kinda

[green loom]

Hol up

[orchid lark]

space marine the game had a space elevator

[green loom]

Why's Vermintide nearly twice the size of Darktide....

[plush mason]

older game with 4 expacs worth of content and poorer file compression

[orchid lark]

audio takes up a lot of space sometimes

looks at the new modern-warfare games

[ivory canyon]

didn't vermintide have a different loading system?

it takes ages to download so loading screens could be quick

[green loom]

Alright so

I'm gonna buy Warrior priest

Should I buy the white lion set for kerillian also?

[plush mason]

why not?

if you like the look and play the elf a lot its worth getting

[arctic talon]

Do you like playing Kerellian

If not I wouldn’t

[plush mason]

yean. to this day i have never bought any cosmetics for the bright wizard because i never play her kek

[arctic talon]

I play saltz and Kerellian the most lol

I just like shooting stuff

Ig

[celest dome]

I like some of Kerillian's melee, but none of the ranged tbh

[arctic talon]

Her spear and shield is fun

Same with sword + dagger

[celest dome]

I prefer her Glaive

[green loom]

I like Handmaiden

[celest dome]

Shade for me

[green loom]

What DLC is the spear/shield in?

[arctic talon]

The one with the comet

And beastmen

💀

[celest dome]

Wind of Magic ?

[green loom]

Wait shit everything's on sale

[arctic talon]

Yep

Winds

[celest dome]

I kinda like the Beastmen, except the Archers

[arctic talon]

Beastmen Minotaurs == annoying as fuck

Same with archers

[celest dome]

Bestigor ?

[arctic talon]

Everything else is “fine”

No

[celest dome]

Or the monster

[arctic talon]

The big boss

Monster

[celest dome]

The biggest complain I have about the Beastmen is that they have so few units

should have gotten a Minogor as second elite

And some Bray Shaman as specials

[storm jungle]

oh wait yeah

beastmen have no disablers or unique specials at all lol

[green loom]

Might just ignore winds then

[storm jungle]

Yeah ignore it

[green loom]

Does Bogenhafen give good weapons?

[celest dome]

Bogenhafen has no weapon

Just had skins

[green loom]

Which one has the dual weapons

[celest dome]

Return to Ubersreik

think

Twin Hammer, Axe and Falchion, Mace and Sword

[green loom]

Is Shadows worth it?

[celest dome]

The mission are fun, but you can do them with someone who already has the pack

So I'd say not really

[green loom]

Yeah I uh

Have no friends so

[celest dome]

Could run with people from here

[green loom]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-cat-gif-18423024

[celest dome]

Atm I'm unable to play, so can't help you

[green loom]

I like playing Vermintide on my own more

People are experienced there and run for grims

[celest dome]

Then the dlc is not bad, the maps are fun

[coarse pumice]

can you still get VT1? though I'm sure I got it back then, but it's not on my steam

[green loom]

Ye

[coarse pumice]

hmm, i see

[arctic talon]

Holy shit

GW actually made the Lion

Almost intresting

[storm jungle]

we appreciate Jawas in this fandom

[green loom]

Ok Warrior priest was a nice purchase

In brief

https://tenor.com/view/mc-hammer-you-cant-touch-this-dancing-90s-gif-5758313

[arctic talon]

HOLY SIGMAR

[green loom]

The dual hammers are fun af

[near wasp]

i heard the psyker talk about how his beloved thought the felinids were beautiful.

[summer rover]

the emprah made all the abhumans with a purpose. what purpose do you think he intended for his catgirls?

[midnight ore]

[rose thorn]

https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/catalog/product/920x950/99120104076_AELYncarneLead.jpg

Isn’t funny the eldar god of death kinda looks like a Slaanesh demon

Okay someone possessed by

But still

[thick cedar]

What mental gymnastics did horus do to turn to chaos

[crisp heath]

Got stabbed

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/saltzpyre-no-warrior-priest-warpriest-saltz-gif-25312568

[plush mason]

well more got stabbed. put in a coma. got tricked by Erebus while in said coma

[plush mason]

so the lore of Tallarn is basically a case of plans backfiring horribly?

the iron warriors glassed the planet, and it just made the defenders harder to fight

tfw these fucks are better at glassing planets than the iron warriors

[orchid lark]

Eldar were there helping the tallarn too

[plush mason]

still you would think glassing the whole planet would snuff out most resistance

[orchid lark]

Tallarn probably took it as a sign to man the fuck up

If you’re at 0 percent, you can only go up

[plush mason]

not probably they clearly did

most other sci-fi planets when they get glassed: dies
Tallarn when it gets glassed: Jihad it is then

[orchid lark]

For the Muadib

From the tallarn imperial@guard book

They called the Emperor

Aba Aba Mushira

[thick cedar]

what does the emprah think of servitors

[orchid lark]

A necessary replacements to thinking machines

[vale shuttle]

idk if they ever comment on big e's view on servitors

if they dont then his view is that he doesn't give a shit about the people who are lobotmised and enjoys being able to make dissenters into slaves, i assume

[gloomy citrus]

Is that the fucking Laer Blade?

[mystic geyser]

Nah

Lucius still has that irrc

[orchid lark]

Its Ynneads own Cronesword isnt it

Yeah Villith Zar

The sword thats used by Yncarne

[green loom]

Magic that screwed with his personality

[coarse pumice]

It usually isn’t a sudden thing

And often stems from good intentions initially

[orchid lark]

got tricked into believing the emperor was casting the primarchs out

played on his paranoia and pride

Horus had a lot second thoughts, like his complaints to malcador as to why one of his brothers (the 2 missing primarchs) had to die

given a glimpse of a future where the emperor becomes a god, which contradicts the Imperial Truth he was espousing in the crusade

so on and so forth

I dont know if it was in the first three books or fear to tread

but Horus had wondered what would happen to the primarchs once its the crusade is all over

in Corax's Deliverance Lost (its also a good Alpha Legion book, no spoilers)

inside the hilmalayas (the imperial Palace, part of it), were 20 massive penthouses built inside

Corax raised by prisoners and was one himself, recognized a prison when he sees one obviously

but he also notes that each room was tailor made and even additions like furniture and high class stuff

so there was a change at some point

I think he also points out that beds are worthless to primarchs, because they dont sleep or something...

I know he comments about beds

[odd palm]

They do sleep, but it seems to be exceptionally rare

[orchid lark]

imagine how big those beds are

[odd palm]

Comically large

[orchid lark]

California California King

its got to feel like stone for us to sleep on considering how heavy and tough it needs to be

[odd palm]

Might just be a super thick, memory foam mattress

[orchid lark]

the most important STC the emperor maintained for himself

[odd palm]

XD one for a good nights sleep

[thick cedar]

Did horus at least make the yogurt go up?

[storm jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/368066737167400960/1097351643105869854/1681671683793482.png?width=393&height=544

https://pastebin.com/B6CEF1fB

Cypher Book spoilers + summary

[crimson kayak]

Oh shit

[rose thorn]

All I want to ask is, is it good?

[storm jungle]

Its meh

Very bolterporn

[crimson kayak]

||Custodes wardens going around with Pokeballs in the dark cells||

||and btw I'm curious about the "figure with a broken sword. A king on a throne. A knight sleeping on a bed of rock" like, as one is clearly the lion but the other two possible futures I don't know||

[celest dome]

||A king on a throne,|| wouldn't that be the Emperor ?

[crimson kayak]

Depends on who they are referring

Btw, dafuq is a Solar Hoplite?

[celest dome]

Solar Auxillia Voidsman

[green loom]

Probably a Guard formation

[celest dome]

?

[crimson kayak]

||Also btw Terra being described as basically becoming an imperial daemon world due to the metric fuckton of psychic energies flowing through the throne is good||

[crimson kayak]

Seems like so, closest thing is Saturnine Hoplites

[green loom]

They're a guard formation

Think Lucifer Blacks and Palatine Sentinels

At least that's what'd make sense

[celest dome]

Were those part of the Solar Auxillia ?

[crimson kayak]

Nooe

[celest dome]

Or a separate thing

[crimson kayak]

Solar Auxilia is just the old Saturnine reformed

Lucifer Black's and similar are imperial army

[green loom]

And are now almost exclusively used to sit on Terra

[crimson kayak]

||btw the imperial fist marine in the book rushing the fallen with a power fist and a shield screams badass to me||

||Also we can finally settle the debate on if the chaos gods care officialy thanks to this book considering it's confirmed they are not even truly sentient||

[green loom]

Chaos fans owned

[crimson kayak]

I mean, seeing how Terra and the emperor are described too we are not that far off

||Mostly because we got our Grey Jedi equivalent Cypher who just can't decide if he wants to save or burn the imperium||

[green loom]

It reminds me of descriptions of a shrine world in some tau book I think

There was art of them fighting Vostroyans there

And it mentioned lots of priests performing random miracles

[celest dome]

I mean, it wasn't explicit but it isn't out of the blue, the Chaos God have often been described as force of nature rather than real beings

[orchid lark]

Primal energies flowed and formed and what not

[crimson kayak]

||Also during the second premonition thing I wonder what's the broken sword||

[rose thorn]

Oh. Is there at least the existence of a story progression for the fallen?

[orchid lark]

The lion sword

[crimson kayak]

Yes and no

[rose thorn]

Is Luther still MIA?

[crimson kayak]

Not mentioned

[green loom]

Yep

[rose thorn]

Yeah he wasn’t mentioned in the battle that freed him lmao

[green loom]

Wonder when they'll bring him back into the picture

Would be kinda weird if he just

Wasn't brought bakck

[crimson kayak]

I just hope they don't just make him Mordred but in space

[rose thorn]

||He probably managed to escape with the very very fucked retreat made by BL||

[green loom]

His escape is explained in his book no

[rose thorn]

||The door was open, and there was the sound of a battle oustide||

||so he limped out||

[green loom]

Yeah and Azzy may or may not have let it happen

[rose thorn]

Lol

He was the last person to see him actually

[green loom]

He was interrogating him as the battle started

[celest dome]

||Didn't Sanguinus break his sword or something ?||

[green loom]

And left the door open

[rose thorn]

||and the watchers watched him leave if I’m remembering correctly||

Damn I love pre lion lore for their home planet

I wish that mentality of ha ha big monsters die stayed

[green loom]

It just got brought back

[crimson kayak]

||yeah but the second premonition is based upon the fact that The entire fate of the imperium is in Cypher hands depending on when he will decide to finally fucking Stab the emperor||

[rose thorn]

Wait what?

[green loom]

Ye, with Lion

They're hunting again

[rose thorn]

WAIT HE ACTUALLY FIXED THE LORE

Maggie dark Angel arch?!?!

[green loom]

Hunting traitors and big enemies

[rose thorn]

OOOO

OOOO

[green loom]

He got back to the Legion and went "Kill Chaos"

And now they're running around killing shit

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-kill-chaos-gif-21988010

[rose thorn]

No more books and it’s zero meaning killing like 2 dudes?

[green loom]

Oh I mean that's just Black Library

[rose thorn]

Lol

[crimson kayak]

Wait is that from the ark of omen book?

[rose thorn]

I must consume All the monster hunting related warhammer media I can

I love big monster hunting

[celest dome]

Some of the AoS books are basically just that iirc

[rose thorn]

The tyranic war vets, dark krakens, astral Templars

[rose thorn]

And it’s beautiful

[green loom]

From the stream

[crimson kayak]

Oh, didn't watch it

[rose thorn]

Neither did I

You can’t blame me for expecting DA lore to be bad

[crimson kayak]

I was still at the "The lion is somehow back and has been for a while appearing with his magical spooky forest to space green knight imperium Nihilus" stage supposed to be before he gathers the Risen and goes to caliban

Or the rock or however we want to call it now

[celest dome]

They really decided on calling them the Risen ?

[green loom]

Yes!

[crimson kayak]

I mean, it would have been either that or something like "The Forgiven" or shit

So Risen seems good imo

[storm jungle]

Destiny ass names

[celest dome]

I think in Fantasy it's the name of a faction for the Undead Pirates

[storm jungle]

Yeah its not really a very original name

so makes sense

[crimson kayak]

(wich makes me wonder why they didn't do the cooler thing and give the bladeguard veterans in the box Fallen colors)

Especially considering how the lion still uses the darkended grey/black armour

[storm jungle]

'What were those things?’ he asks.

        ‘They are dead now,’ the Lion answers, ‘and that is all that matters.’ The fur-clad commander, whose back the Lion broke, is still twitching. Zabriel walks over to him and aims his bolt pistol at the fallen heretic’s head.

        ‘Wait!’ the Lion instructs him. He crosses the floor and glares down at his broken adversary. ‘Your sorcerer is dead. What must I do to rid myself of this malady that impedes me?’

        ‘Impedes you?’ the traitor hisses, his breath coming in staccato gasps. It takes the Lion a moment to realise that he is laughing through pain. ‘You slaughtered my best and broke my back as though I were a child. What manner of being are you, that you consider yourself impeded when you can still do such things?’

        The Lion reaches up and removes his helm. Perhaps this creature knew his face once, or perhaps not, it doesn’t matter. Nor is he concerned about the risk of exposing himself briefly to the air. This is the first time he will declare himself in ten thousand years, and he will not do it from behind a ceramite faceplate.

‘I am Lion El’Jonson, primarch of the Dark Angels and son of the Emperor.’

        The heretic’s eyes go wide, and there is no doubt or denial in them. But then he smiles, exposing teeth that are now merely jagged points.

        ‘There is no malady at work here, my lord. You simply got old.’

        The Lion stares at him for a moment. Then he turns away, breathing ­heavily, pursued by the clean bite of the truth.

        Zabriel’s bolt pistol speaks one final time, and then there is silence.

https://tenor.com/view/up-carl-fredrickson-old-stiff-arthritis-gif-26296416

[crimson kayak]

WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE NOT IN MY PRIME AFTER A COMA OF 10 THOUSAND YEARS

The lion to his two watchers when he woke up, probably

[green loom]

[storm jungle]

My guy legit went

🫵

"Old."

[celest dome]

And yet, still a Dilf

[green loom]

He did what was asked, even said "My Lord"

[orchid lark]

he is the eldest brother so you know

[coarse pumice]

Same energy

[orchid lark]

the age finally got to him

[shadow plover]

Is this Son of the Forest spoilers before I read this

[crimson kayak]

most surely yeah

the only things with lion content as of now are the Arks book, son of the forest and some quick mentions of him in the cypher book

and that scene is neither a weird premonition or him bitch-slapping angron to next weekend so im pretty sure it's from Son

[rose thorn]

Okay DA give me my 12 hour long book where a group of a veteran, a new guy, a specialist, and a medic travel across a planet to kill a monster that pissed off a noble’s great great grandfather

[crimson kayak]

considering 99% of monsters DA face are somehow chaos infused it's not that far off with how they will probably start operating with Lion return

[rose thorn]

The DA home planet was infected by tzeentch, so fair

Which WAS AWESOME HOLY SHIT

[crimson kayak]

wait werent' caliban monsters due to some random artifact?

[green loom]

It had a massive chaos artifact mashed into ti

[rose thorn]

It was tzeentch artifact

[crimson kayak]

yeah, that i rememeber and the fact it could have literally rewrote time and space when put with it's sister artifacts

didn't remember it was a tzeentch one

[rose thorn]

Yeah that sounds pretty tzeentch lmao

That’s why tzeentch specially completely destroyed the planet

Im pretty sure it was said it was tzeentch’s doing that the world is the way it was somewhere in the Luther book

But also the first demon Luther summons is a brimstone horror

[green loom]

Have you seen the Arks spoilers?

[rose thorn]

No

[green loom]

[rose thorn]

I have seen all the way up to far sight

[crimson kayak]

oh btw, imagine being one of these guys: https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/The_Unnamed and proceed to learn that everything about how your chapter should operate is not a thing after less than 200 years of being founded

[green loom]

Do you care about the spoilers?

[rose thorn]

Nah

[green loom]

Do you want to hear some of the fun bits?

[rose thorn]

Sure!

[green loom]

||The Watchers knew the Old Ones, Caliban is an artificial world, and Vashtorr has turned it into a massive daemon webway portal||

[crimson kayak]

||also the DA are finally caught legion building by the Inquisition||

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[green loom]

https://tenor.com/view/curb-your-enthusiasm-curb-your-enthusiasm-outro-outro-end-credits-gif-13330034

[crimson kayak]

Btw big ups to Vashtoor for being the most competent chaos character and pulling more shit than half the chaos roster combined in less than half their time

btw, regarding the arks spoilers ||i think that the Inquisiton getting involved is gonna be so that the Lion will just Forestwalk his legion the fuck out and operate more as basically the alive version of the legion of the damned||

[rose thorn]

I really wanna be excited for monster hunting DA, but I don’t want get disappointed by DA lore and get stuck with an army I don’t like lmao

It’s a risky game

[crimson kayak]

yeah they HEAVILY go arthurian with these last books

not like they didn't before

[rose thorn]

Side note, I love empire huntsman

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammerfb/images/6/60/Empire_Hochland_Archers.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20161027015946

I have no clue why the lex art

Is uhh

They fucking trash

[crimson kayak]

Markus Wulfhart my hero

[rose thorn]

YES

YEEEE

[crimson kayak]

that because 90% of the time it's from books so old that they where published before i was born

[rose thorn]

Also vermintide 2 huntsman bow spam build my beloved

It’s not very good

But I love getting 200 headshots in a row

[green loom]

I got Warrior priest and it might just get me to play more Vermintide

[rose thorn]

I need to redownlaod vermintide

[crimson kayak]

i had green knight and engineer

[rose thorn]

I thoguht it was gonna be done getting updates

[crimson kayak]

grail knight*

[rose thorn]

And then it got like 4 of its biggest updates ever

[rose thorn]

Same

I love grail knight

My build was a potion build mainly

The, red or gold effect I can’t remember

That caused potions to last longer and to be given to all my Allies

Support grail knight and support mercenary my beloved

I like support builds

[green loom]

Still waiting for this

[rose thorn]

Okay I thought those were first turtles, then that one dnd enemy, then that one halo enemy

But those are uhhh

The tryanjds uhh

[green loom]

Nids

[rose thorn]

Yeah

I can’t remember the units name fuck

I want to say the tyranid guard

But I know it’s wrong

[green loom]

They're Gaunts I think

[celest dome]

There are a few gaunts though

[rose thorn]

Reading the Markus wulfhart and hunters warhammer wikis fills me with such joy

And ignoring the terrible art

The idea of a government figure paying a bunch of people who kill deer for a living to tract down and kill a dragon

[green loom]

Also Primaris combi plasma

[vale shuttle]

how long until there are more Primaris troop variants than there are atoms in the universe?

[rose thorn]

We already got the combi plasma with Asriel /j ||/srs||

Primaris*

[vale shuttle]

Primaris Destructinators coming soon

[green loom]

I'm hoping it'll just be a "Primaris Veterans" kit or something

[rose thorn]

Soon salamander fans will have a real kit they can take advantage of

Instead of having green marines

Im@so happy for them

The uh, flamer guys

In the trailer

[vale shuttle]

nah salamanders get a massive overhaul in 3 years with the release of Vulkan

[rose thorn]

(I forgot what they were called)

[vale shuttle]

probably something like Primaris Infernalizers

[rose thorn]

lmao

[green loom]

Primaris Fertilizers

[rose thorn]

Also I see a lot of kitbashes for salamanders where they wear dead animal bits like trophies on their armor

But like, outside of that one random lizard

[copper patrol]

'untsman general

[rose thorn]

It seems weird

HUNTSMENNNN

‘I WILL FIGHT GODS WITH MY DAD’S BOW’

[copper patrol]

shout out to markus fucken doinking taurox

[vale shuttle]

||uwu||

[rose thorn]

I need to buy this dlc

[copper patrol]

it kinda suck in wh2 if I remember right

in 3 he's fun tho

[rose thorn]

TIME TO BUY 3

[green loom]

Yeah the archers are kinda doodoo and the carts are worse

[rose thorn]

I love the total warhammer dlc system

I wish more games did it

[copper patrol]

have stuff work cross game?

[rose thorn]

Yea

Payday 2 did it

Uh

[green loom]

Hitman did it

[rose thorn]

Yea

The only problem is new players need a 5 hour essay

On how dlc works

[copper patrol]

trying to download Flc is such a pain (or was) for warhammer

[rose thorn]

Yeah it barely worked for me I had to restart steam for every FLC

[green loom]

It's fine since they added the "Add to Library" feature on steam

[rose thorn]

Yah it didn’t work for me

[copper patrol]

it would try to launch the game every time you did it before

[rose thorn]

Only on like 2 of them

[green loom]

But before that I couldn't even get it to work lol

[storm jungle]

can't wait for Hadron Weapon Pack #2

[celest dome]

It did ?

[storm jungle]

Bruh

Payday 2 did everything

VR

crossplay

[rose thorn]

YEA

[storm jungle]

console releases (rip)

crossovers

[rose thorn]

To be a for it was like

[storm jungle]

celebrity cameos

etc

[rose thorn]

2 dlc

That did it

[vale shuttle]

I could never get my payzay 2 vr to work

[rose thorn]

And now said dlc are in basically ‘payday 2 or payday 2 paid demo’

Pack

[green loom]

And also "Celebrity" cameos(Ethan and Hila)

[vale shuttle]

lmao that's right

[rose thorn]

Also rip everyone who doesn’t have the Scarface dlc

[storm jungle]

also Ron Pearlman

[rose thorn]

The literal best dlc

[storm jungle]

who seems like he just wanted to die

[green loom]

Doesn't he always seem like that

[storm jungle]

LOL

Unless hes in Hellboy yes

"PUNK ASS"

[green loom]

Only thing I remember him being cheery in was like

Enemy at the Gates

[storm jungle]

that too

Pearlman basically doesnt give a fuck unless the movie is good

so a random ass video game is prob the last thing he cared about

"PUNK ASS TASER"

"PUNK ASS CLOAKER"

"PUNK ASS DOOR"

"PUNK ASS DRILL"

[green loom]

Afternoon paycheck

[storm jungle]

^

[green loom]

He was on a bender near Starbreeze offices and needed some extra cash so he rang them up

[storm jungle]

Extremely realistic and believable

[green loom]

Remember that WW2 thing they did

[storm jungle]

GOD

[green loom]

RAID WW2 or something

[vale shuttle]

Oh god lmao

[storm jungle]

Raid WW2 is literally dead

le tme check

[green loom]

Was it ever alive?

[vale shuttle]

no

[green loom]

Oh oh!

What about their walking dead game

[vale shuttle]

it was stillborn

that one was also stillborn

[storm jungle]

[vale shuttle]

FIVE

holy fucking shit five players

[green loom]

Oh that all time peak is depressing

[vale shuttle]

that's atrocious

[storm jungle]

This is legit sad

their peak was 1530 players

[vale shuttle]

yeah that game was smothered in the crib

[green loom]

Wait how is Payday still alive

[storm jungle]

basically

dedicated fanbase

its not a great game but still fun

[vale shuttle]

Payday 2 has like

years of content

[storm jungle]

^

[vale shuttle]

and it's just fun to kill cops

[storm jungle]

its older than most people on this server

also that too

[green loom]

I somehow played like 200 hours

With just the base game and demo

[storm jungle]

lmao man you missed a lot

[green loom]

Yeah I still can't afford the DLC lol

[vale shuttle]

You missed it going off the rails at the end

Payday 2 lore is wild

[green loom]

I just did the starter bank and shadow raid nonstop

[queen laurel]

Yeah there's always that one game where you just have to show law enforcement that you have better weaponry than the military

I'm looking at you prototype

The feeling of grabbing a random police officer and slamming him into the concrete

Lovely

[fossil void]

I stopped playing about the same time Bane vanished and that South African merc guy took over the intercom

I was...not expecting everything that followed when I checked back on it on TV Tropes

||Shadow Demons?||
||Payday and Left 4 Dead sharing the same universe, diverging at the Mercy Hospital?||
||Whatever the FUCK was going on at the White House?||
||Bane stealing John DeLancie's body (who is also the fucking|| ||PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?)||

[crimson kayak]

||and don't forget the payday crew doing all this just so they can get a pardon for all their crimes||

[fossil void]

Last I checked we were just stealing cocaine from russian mobsters and cooking meth out in the boonies while under assault by the entire fucking police force of the United States!

[queen laurel]

How does a game about robbing a bank with military-grade weaponry have lore deeper than the mariana trench

[fossil void]

||That's the only fucking part that made sense!||

[fossil void]

I have no idea. They stopped taking themselves seriously, I guess

Not a bad thing. I mean for christ sake, we're on a Warhammer 40k discord.

[queen laurel]

Yeah i'm sure it's not as deep as warhammer 40k

Hopefully

[rose thorn]

||Okay so fun fact about no mercy||

[fossil void]

||IIRC the shadow demons are literally responsible for every societal ill since the fucking bronze age||

[rose thorn]

||in payday 1 the secret ending wasn’t cannon||

[fossil void]

||So technically yes, just in a shallower way||

[rose thorn]

||but in payday 2, they didn’t say it wasn’t cannon||

[queen laurel]

Holy shit please don't tell me this gets any deeper than that

[rose thorn]

||there is a very solid chance that the payday gang caused l4d 2||

[queen laurel]

/spoiler the Easter egg right

[rose thorn]

||OH YEAH THEY ALSO HIST STEAL BLOOD AND SELL IT FROM@THR INFECTED GUY||

[queen laurel]

Oh damnit

[rose thorn]

Shir sorry don’t worry

That’s like

The mission lore

Nor the Easter egg

[fossil void]

||I don't fucking know||
||Also the hope diamond powers a mayan supernatural wish granting device IIRC||
||It's located underneath the white house||
||And the Dentist/Mr Los Pollos Hermanos Meth Empire Dude threatens to kill Bane if the players don't activate it so he can use it||
||And if you activate it correctly you get the True Ending||
||Which is the Payday Gang (all 30-odd members including John fucking Wick because of movie tie-ins) all getting pardons||
||And the aforementioned Bane stealing the body of the US President/John DeLancie||

[rose thorn]

||OH YEAH THE MISSION IN PAYDAY 2 is a flash back||

[queen laurel]

This is on a game where you can play as an armored gorilla with a rocket launcher

[fossil void]

It got very weird at the end and I'm almost upset I didn't get to play it

[rose thorn]

Payday 2 is a joke

But in a good way

[queen laurel]

At this point it's an entire f****** circus

I'm sure you heard of the spoon weapon

[rose thorn]

Yeah I tried to get every payday 2 achievement

But with the new dlc

[celest dome]

PD2 is the good type of whack, and has such a great soudtrack

[rose thorn]

I gave up and waiting for payday 3

[celest dome]

I though they tried than gave up on PD3 and made a bunch of dlc for 2

[queen laurel]

I don't play it but i can describe the gameplay as adding crack on cheeto dust and huffing it

[green loom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpWqe13pJ6M&ab_channel=GameSpot

[fossil void]

Oh right, I just remembered the Cloaker breaking the fourth wall all the damn time

Why?
Because he was removed from the game, but the fanbase complained so he got re-added

And the fanbase complained again

Because he was re-added

Funniest shit I've seen

[crimson kayak]

oh right, remember that hardcore henry is also canon in the payday universe so cybernetics, psychics and people using telekinesis are too due to the tie-in

[fossil void]

Also Hotline Miami 1 happened

Since Jacket is there

[rose thorn]

OH WE HAVE A THEROU FOR WHY JACKET EXISTS

theory*

Achem;

||okay so the major theory is that the PD/swat/every other main antagonist use cloning technology||

||and for some reason they cloned jacket||

||and don’t ask about the ending to hotline Miami 2||

[fossil void]

||I mean, is it so bad to assume that Florida doesn't exist anymore too?||

[rose thorn]

||I have no clue how it fits in the cannon except that, ameirca got better||

[rose thorn]

||’it’s okay Russia we didn’t like that area anyway’||

[green loom]

Man payday really did have such a strange cast

[rose thorn]

Yea

||also the clone theory is why Scarface is alive.||

||because they said that it’s the real scarface for some reason||

[fossil void]

||I forgot about Scarface!||

[rose thorn]

||so did the people who were making the Scarface remake||

[celest dome]

||Imagine a Skarface movie that mention the story of Payday ?||

[storm jungle]

Man payday 2 having deeper lore than 40k wtf

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-payday-meme-spin-gif-26126545

maybe one of the Emperor's disguises was Bain

[rose thorn]

Also anyone else excited for wolf’s throat surgery?

He was my favorite

[green loom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735819155608961044/1096366487134023751/IMG_2274.gif

[rose thorn]

:,(

NoOO I don’t wanna become a payday warhammer cat girl

I’m very surprised there isn’t very many chapters that specialize in killing gaint monsters

[celest dome]

Giant monster get faced by Knight or Titans

[rose thorn]

Where is my chapter master with 600 hours in monster hunter world

Oh yeah why does the monster hunter movie exist

[celest dome]

Fantasy doesn't have those so you have to get by without it by having crazed dudes ready to throw down with bigger foes

[fossil void]

Or a madman with a magic bow

And a hatred for bipedal crocodiles

[celest dome]

Because MH is quite popular
But why is it so bad

[rose thorn]

And it’s perfect

[celest dome]

In lore he hate the Beastmen

Killed Bronze Bull dude

[rose thorn]

WHY DID THEY MAKE A FUCKING GULF WAR SOLDIER GO TO A DESERT

AND LOKE

WHU

WAKSHSJWJS

‘Ok do know how monster hunter takes place in veru beautiful jungles’

‘Fuck that’

[celest dome]

MH take place in many biomes

[rose thorn]

Yeah but

They pick

The lamest biome

[celest dome]

worst one

[rose thorn]

‘Ok and since monster hunter takes place in a like, euro tribal style stuff’

Like

Viking Amazon tribal shit

Fuck that they are all now old native Americans

[copper patrol]

also the mf main character uses a fire weapon against diablos

smh my head

[rose thorn]

I FUCKINH CANT AHDVSHAHSH

every screen shot I see form@the movie

Is

So ugly