40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

24/7 gang warfare

Along with genestealer and pdf warfare

[gloomy citrus]

Because the police and the military there actually does shit.

[open pumice]

24/7 gang warfare

[arctic talon]

And genestealer and custodes warfare

[open pumice]

But there are also gene stealers

[gloomy citrus]

Normal day in Commorragh.

[arctic talon]

The military does shit lol

[plush mason]

and galactic city doesnt cover the planet fully and it can still produce some of the resources needed to support said city

[arctic talon]

Also comorroagh is unironically safer then terra

[open pumice]

And eveeyone once and a while a custodian cones around and beats the shit out of your neighbor

[arctic talon]

Like

That isn’t even a joke

[open pumice]

Marginally

But yes

[arctic talon]

Comorroagh is bad

[storm jungle]

Commorragh is basically so big that theres "safer" areas

[arctic talon]

But a lot of areas are safe

And that’s where people live

Because if you commit a crime you’ll become a new flesh painting

[storm jungle]

Yeah it has an entire mercenary "district" thats as big as a country

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

shame we never uh

hear about that

[arctic talon]

Also ironically xenos mercenaries

[storm jungle]

thanks writers

[arctic talon]

Are considered valuable

Because they’re more loyal

Then dark eldar ones

[storm jungle]

Sslyth Gang

[arctic talon]

Lol

[open pumice]

Eldae alao arent raging xenophobes

Just racists

[arctic talon]

Lmfao

That’s

Surprisingly true

They’re just very very racist

[plush mason]

well yeah, the mercs cant just kill you and take your place in the hierarchy

[arctic talon]

With the Dark eldar > eldar > everything else

[open pumice]

Yeah theyre not gonna kill you for being a different race

[arctic talon]

They’re gona kill you because they think it’s funny

[open pumice]

They will just direct a nid swarm to you instead of them

[arctic talon]

Lmao

That’s normal eldar

[open pumice]

And then go

[plush mason]

thats the craftworlders

[open pumice]

"But my craft world is so impooooooortant"

Fuck eldrad

All my homies hate eldrad

[plush mason]

dark eldar wont kill you because they need your pain to live and avoid being vored by Slannesh

[green loom]

Sec Maegra gaming

[arctic talon]

Eldrad has such a silly name

[open pumice]

Beat game against eldar i ever had i killed eldrad turn 1 with 6 Custodes jetbikes

[storm jungle]

Because it is lmao

Humanity literally kills its population in the trillions daily

nobody is gonna miss a few planets

[open pumice]

Shouldnt have summoned the kink vore god

[storm jungle]

Shouldn't have fed 4 chaos gods and split the galaxy in half

[plush mason]

hey, no one said the xenos get to do that

[storm jungle]

[open pumice]

Atleast when we did it, it was cooler and got a whole book series

[storm jungle]

Yeah and it SUCKED

[plush mason]

oof

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/twomad-yeet-animation-gif-20673365

YEET

[open pumice]

Yeah o lt bumans are allowed to do that

[green loom]

At least the Asurmen book is nice

[open pumice]

Bad take boooo

[storm jungle]

Anyway yeah Terra is just China but as a planet

enjoy the smog

[plush mason]

hey now, at least Abby actually won and didnt get his ass beat by some MacGuffin of a Mary Sue space marine

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/smog-bad-air-air-pollution-pollution-beijing-smog-gif-12428028

[plush mason]

you know its true

chaos gets shit on almost as hard as the xenos

[storm jungle]

it does but we are used to it at this point as a fandom

theres a reason they are the Heel faction

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-kevin-owens-i-will-be-the-bad-guy-everybody-thinks-i-am-bad-guy-gif-23827303

[open pumice]

Good

[plush mason]

yeah GW needs something for their beloved SMs to punch

[open pumice]

Look i get it

[storm jungle]

Your average imperial player will huff copium daily thinking they are the saviors of humanity.

Meanwhile most chaos players reasoning goes to "Lmao I like killing."

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-desperado-winds-ofdestruction-sundowner-grin-gif-18169825

[open pumice]

Not all factions can be as cool ad blood angels

[green loom]

I wish that was the most reasoning they did

[open pumice]

Saving humanity? Fuck thay noise

Im here to kill xenos and heretics

Protecting humanity is barely a side effect

[plush mason]

which is why i love it when the imperium is shown as having that exact same mentality and those fools still fail to see that

[green loom]

huffs copium
The Chaos gods aren't evil!
huffs copium

[storm jungle]

"Noooo Khorne is honorful i swear"

about as bad as "Nurgle followers are happy"

[open pumice]

Yeah

[green loom]

"he'd totally care if I killed a baby!"

[storm jungle]

Im sure its why the poxwalkers ingame are begging for help

[open pumice]

I mean he would

But onlt because thats more blood for the blood god

[green loom]

Yeah I'm apathetic and melancholy and I sure as shit ain't happy

[plush mason]

omg, friend of mine got into warhammer recently and got hooked on that copium almost instantly, im still trying to break him off it :/

[open pumice]

My brother did that lmao

[green loom]

Just explain to him that they off themselves once near blanks

[plush mason]

i did

[green loom]

That or just

dead

You ever see an unironic chaos worshipper

I have

Interacting with them was not pleasant

[plush mason]

and he managed to do some impressive mental gymnastics to make that out to still be that Nurgle cares about his follows lol

it was, painful to hear

[green loom]

Yeah he cares
About how much worse he can make the disease eating away at them

[plush mason]

yeah

[green loom]

Also Xenos only exist so Chaos has something to stomp on when le Imperium hero kills a random chaos lord

[arctic talon]

Just give them the exerpt of the plague marines being cut off the warp

And then screaming

And dying

[plush mason]

i need to find that

[arctic talon]

It’s in one of the gathering storm books

The Cadia one

It happens when the pylons get turned on

[green loom]

Darkfiend Maulslayer of the Baby slayers is beheaded by Droogus Dingus
Baby slayers blow up a craft world during temper tantrum

[plush mason]

i hate how possible that sounds

[green loom]

Yeah Warhammer naming conventions aren't particularly good

[arctic talon]

The total war random name generator is great

[green loom]

They added "Chungus" to the ogre name pool and idk how to feel about it

[storm jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735819155608961044/1087760409366384711/RDT_20230321_0930242521628886550692364.jpg

[copper patrol]

throngler will never not be amusing

[green loom]

"I'm totally not chaos hehe" - Sarpedon, Chapter Master of the Soul Drinkers while talking to guests awestruck at his set of arachnid legs

[storm jungle]

Lmfao

[plush mason]

that is one of the most cursed and blessed things i have read, so same

[copper patrol]

I mean

regardless of memes

it does sound like an ogre name

[green loom]

It do

[plush mason]

yes

[gloomy citrus]

As long as it's not Slaanesh.

[crimson kayak]

Penal legion names be like

[plush mason]

the penal legions have names? outside of the 2 special ones

[crimson kayak]

A couple

Actually only one doesn't have a nickname from the "known" ones

(btw we are literally just Inquisitorial Chem dogs)

[storm jungle]

I really do like how you dont even use real "money"

its just makeshift currency for the legion you cant use anywhere else, and the only real "money" is for the Premium Shop, its really funny

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-tf2-tf2memes-money-money-money-money-gif-26350877

[plush mason]

of what i know of the imperium's economy that is exactly how it works lol

all the currency is local

literally not even exchangeable afaik lol

its like the company stores but on a galactic scale

[storm jungle]

Yeah in this case I meant more that you literally just earn "Inquisitorial dockets" which is just made up currency for the battallion to use

because why pay these expendable soldiers real money

[plush mason]

ye

[storm jungle]

Thrones meanwhile is mentioned in a lot of books so its just what you use for actual money

[coarse pumice]

what about logan's world

[plush mason]

afaik the local pop doesnt even use those. they just use whatever the fuck monopoly money they get given from their workplace/hivecity kek

[storm jungle]

Yeah its never really said i think

[plush mason]

btw, what was Cadia like? was it just endless trench lines battlements bunkers and hablocks?

[crimson kayak]

Imagine if every city is also a fortress

And everything that's not a city is covered in defence lines

Heavy, very heavy defence lines

[plush mason]

imagine growing up in a place like that

with the literal gateway to hell hanging in your sky

[crimson kayak]

Hey, you get purple eyes in return

[uneven temple]

You don't really grow up in a place like that

[plush mason]

no you dont

[uneven temple]

You train up in a place like that

[plush mason]

yup

[uneven temple]

Eat clen tren hard and see red before you kick heretic ass

[plush mason]

this says a lot about what living on Cadia was like

[crimson kayak]

First thing a newborn hears on a fortress world is "welcome to the guard"

[plush mason]

yup

[storm jungle]

Some of the careers also dont make sense admittedly

like the Progena one especially

[plush mason]

yeah

iirc i went defender-conscripted-field promo with my Cadian vet

[crimson kayak]

I'll be honest I don't remember my choices

[celest dome]

same

[plush mason]

like i think what is implied to have happened is "you where very young when Cadia fell and ended up in the Mobian sector

[crimson kayak]

Not like I can look em up anymore anyway

[plush mason]

i literally made this vet 2 days ago so that is the only reason kek

[crimson kayak]

Technically the vet saw cadia fall

[plush mason]

yeah but just as a kid is my guess

[crimson kayak]

I think it was more like what made him a vet, then the regiment post evacuation got relocated to the fringe worlds

[plush mason]

that could only work if said regiment was made into the Mobian 56th

[crimson kayak]

Tbf the regiment is never given a name

Or wait if was?

Anyhow, it could still happen

[plush mason]

most of the vet options for the 3rd choice says the Mobian 56th

i think Ogryn also mention the 56th

[tender roost]

This may sound silly I know they have emotions but do Astartes do "fun" things like have hobbies? Or joke around like we humans do?

[plush mason]

but yeah i can see a case of the 56th being made up of cadian survivors and sector locals

[plush mason]

depends on the chapter and how much they have on their plate

[crisp heath]

Some chapters let their marines have hobbies

Blood Angels and a lot of successors encourage the arts

Space Wolves get shitfaced

[tender roost]

Its just hard to imagine them not being these serious, almost cold superhumans despite being normal humans before their transformation

Just purely curious

[crimson kayak]

literally inventing the only alcohol that works on astartes

[plush mason]

so it would kill a normal human with a single sip?

[tender roost]

Perhaps no ones lived to tell the outcome

That one vahallan ice warrior that tried it and lived

[crimson kayak]

If I remember right yes

[plush mason]

yeah but, he was a Vahallan, their blood is pure potato wine so they dont count lol

[crimson kayak]

Basically think of it as a 150% pure alcoholic beverage

[storm jungle]

Its not when you read their books believe me

in the Devastation of Baal just before the tyranids arrive in the sector

all the BA and their successors dress in robes

drink wine and do mock fistfights

since its just their version of having a last bit of fun before the nids arrive

[crimson kayak]

Space marines are super powered frat boys

[storm jungle]

^

they live in literal Frat houses

got initiation protocols

etc

[crimson kayak]

The true reason for no fem marines is the no girl allowed rule

Because after all they are giant 12 to 16 years old frat boys

[copper patrol]

mjod is poisonous not mega alcoholic

btw

[plush mason]

hell some of those are literally just fratboy hazings when you think about it

[copper patrol]

like it's still really high %

[crimson kayak]

Tbf pure alcohol is not healthy either

[copper patrol]

it's not pure alcohol afaik

that's just be nasty

[crimson kayak]

Ik

[tender roost]

I do need to read more Astartes books tbh

[copper patrol]

it shuts down thier liver

to let them get drunk

that's why it kills normal humans

[storm jungle]

Ask r/40klore for some recommended readings

Space Marine books are either Pure Shit or Pure Gold

no in-between

[tender roost]

Thank you I shall when I get round to it 😄

[crimson kayak]

Btw I want a mentor legion animated series where it's just them fucking around with failing weapon tests

[heavy bison]

Having seen primaris CSM mentioned a few times recently, I recall vaguelly in one of the Iron Warriors books that the Main Character is an Iron Warrior that was made with Imperial Fists gene seed. Is that an isolated thing or more widespread that CSM harvest gene seed to build their ranks?

Because I'd imagine that'd explain Primaris CSM away fairly easily if they ever did a model refresh.

[crimson kayak]

CSM usually steal gene seed yes

[copper patrol]

iron warriors def do

idk about the others but I assume they must a little at least

[plush mason]

yeah daemon worlds dont have a lot of the stuff needed to make geneseeds or most other SM kit, so the CSM have to steal

[heavy bison]

That said, with most CSM being super old. They could probably explain a refresh away by them just being ancient and geing swole.

[copper patrol]

the whole of the cursed thing that is annoying to bring up was to make using stolen geneseed easier iirc

[crimson kayak]

Only problem I can see with primaris chaos marines is that they need the Rubicon too

[plush mason]

iirc there is a lot of lore about how CSM will pounce on the body of a slain brother to strip it of anything they can use

[crimson kayak]

I mean that weapon ain't gonna use itself

[heavy bison]

Only required to make Firstborn into Primaris though right?

[crisp heath]

Even loyalists do that, it's a side effect of "oh hur humanity forgot how to make the best stuff"

[crimson kayak]

That's true my bad

[plush mason]

only those chapters that dont have good ties with the admech

because while yeah the good stuff is not being made anymore the standard stuff is still easy to make

with the CSM they dont have that

[crimson kayak]

Btw this made me imagine a emperor children going into the Rubicon more for the kick of the operation than the results

[crisp heath]

OK so 40k is set in a hypothetical future of our real world so I have an important question

How much do you think a first edition holo charizard is worth

[copper patrol]

[heavy bison]

Mint?

[copper patrol]

I bet big e had one

[crisp heath]

I was about to say somewhere in the 6-8 range because of how old it would be but I can see trazyn having one mint in stasis so yeah mint

[crimson kayak]

The entirety of trazyn collection

[crisp heath]

I don't know why but for some reason thinking about that made me want to make an Inquisitor OC based off Montague Summers

[rose thorn]

in first of the fallen, he was a pyker who taken up the roll of cypher after they departed Caliban. i just assumed they were the same person but htinkinga bout it probably not lol

DID SOMEONE SAY LORGAR>?!?!?

[vale shuttle]

it's the reward if you find a fully functional STC device

[near wasp]

I did in fact mention the bookboy

[crimson kayak]

It's by itself a fully functional stc device

[near glade]

We need more Lorgar

I really feel like the community often overlooks his raw devotion and fanatical beliefs. It could be a really cool thing to explore

[plush mason]

https://youtu.be/Cpbz7qc5VVc

so an Ark of Omen is a space hulk brought to life

[brisk beacon]

I thought its a big ass ship

there are multiple I think used to invade the rock

[storm jungle]

Its a spacehulk

But bigger

It also has a captain

[brisk beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-good-excellent-super-reaction-gif-19953075

[plush mason]

how big is the rock?

[brisk beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/lovesick-this-big-big-like-this-gif-19466516

[storm jungle]

Its basically the piece of a planet

so very big, dwarfs most imperial ships

Note all the vessels on its sides

[odd palm]

It's up there

Probs comparable to a glorianna

[green loom]

It's quite a few times bigger than a Gloariana

[winter vessel]

Does a Black Stone Fortress rival in size with it?

[green loom]

Prolly not

[odd palm]

Comparable to Phalanx you think

[open pumice]

phaalanx is comaprible in size with a blackstone iirc

[open pumice]

it's also conveniently sword shaped

which as silly as it is

is fucking rad as hell

[odd palm]

True

Has there been a stated comparison to the rock in lore I wonder?

[open pumice]

it's like

a cored out chunk of a planet

it is an almost perfect sword shaped piece of caliban

that they made warp capable

it's size is yes

[odd palm]

I understand that it’s a chunk of a planet. But as far as I know it’s just been called one of the biggest imperial vessels

[green loom]

It's hardly a vessel

The Phalanx and Blackstone fortresses are the size of like, a small moon

[open pumice]

it doesn't have any official size

it's

[green loom]

The Rock is a massive chunk from a planet that blew open

[open pumice]

as big as it's needed to be for the story

[green loom]

It's just big

[open pumice]

it is aproximately 10 non descript units in size

[coarse mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/extra-thicc-extra-thicc-thick-extra-thick-gif-21812607

THat thing should have its own gravity

[plush mason]

true

[arctic talon]

We know the rock is large enough to have the entire fortress monastery and have room left over

[crisp heath]

Imperial Craftworld

[crimson kayak]

A space hulk but it actually works as a ship yes

[rough condor]

I though the rock was literally a giant boulder, like an ork asteroid

[green loom]

It's a piece of Caliban

[rough condor]

I knew it was a chunk of their planet, just didn't think it actually somewhat resembled a ship

[green loom]

As in, literally a chunk of the planet that got blown off and was made warp capable

[rough condor]

I need to look at more space hulks too, in my head they are all giant balls of scrap and rock with guns and engines pointed out

[storm jungle]

Thats literally what they are

[green loom]

I want to draw

Farith Redloss

As the first Supreme Grand Master

I forget though, did the DA pick up the green straight after Caliban?

And should I give him a helmet?

[coarse pumice]

compared to the black colour from rogue trader during the great crusade?

[green loom]

Ye, they ditched it because of the whole Caliban shebang but I'm not sure exactly when

[crimson kayak]

i love people debating why the cicatrix maledictum shouldn't be visible from the entire galaxy due to how light travels when it's a tear in reality

[queen laurel]

Is that the Dawn of war artifact thing?

[crimson kayak]

Nope, it's the great rift

The fancy name

[near wasp]

Id rather suspend my disbelief for a good visual

Not like 40k is ment to be hyper realistic

[storm jungle]

no thats The Maledictum

how could you mix up such a thing, shame on you

[rose thorn]

I know I already asked this but I forgot, what loyalist chapter/successor does the most cannibalism?

Loyalest Cannibalism just is perfect 40K for me and idk why

[celest dome]

One of the Blood Angel ones

Like Flesh Tearer or something iirc

[gloomy citrus]

Dragonspears.

[coarse pumice]

flesh eaters maybe

[green loom]

Most BA successors

Some more than others

[arctic talon]

Mortifactors, flesh eaters, blood drinkers, dragonspear are the big ones

[rose thorn]

Wasn’t flesh eaters eating flesh just a myth?

[arctic talon]

No they still eat flesh

[rose thorn]

Lamo

Lmao*

[arctic talon]

They don’t canabalize imperial forces is the myth lmao

[rose thorn]

lmaO

Dragon spears oh YEAHH, I got them mixed up with emperors spear

[arctic talon]

Dragon spears eat each other

And enemies

And other imperials

[queen laurel]

Oh my fault, not the best at remembering stuff

[arctic talon]

But the eating enemies part is like

Standard for marines tbh

[rose thorn]

Weird that fantasy slurs exist in 40K, IE green skins

[green loom]

When the BA successors start killing friendlies

This message was approved by Gabriel Seth of the Flesh Tearers

[rose thorn]

Makes sense but like, it’s not like there’s more then 2 species of orks

While AOS and fantasy had like 7

(And in AOS 2 of them don’t have green skin but what ever)

[arctic talon]

Tbh greenskins isn’t even a slur in 40k

Considering the orks call themselves the green tide at times

[rose thorn]

Oh lol

[copper patrol]

green is the bestest so why would they be offended by it

[queen laurel]

Basically green skins is just the other races trying to insult the orks but they forget one thing

Orks don't care

No matter how many words you called them it won't matter when they you shoot you in the head with the giant gun that has five chainsaws attached to it

[copper patrol]

that's a good description of a lot of things related to orks

"orks don't care"

[rose thorn]

Knife ears for eldar

[celest dome]

Greenskin a the name the Orks give to themselves

[rose thorn]

I know there’s another one

[green loom]

The orks call them panzies

[queen laurel]

If anything green skin is a compliment for the orks

Because green is best

Which means having green skin means you're the best

[crimson kayak]

I mean, I never seen a purple ork

[rose thorn]

OH yeah admech probably has the most slurs, because only admech like admech

[plush mason]

wherent the blood angels has a whole a lot like that before they found sanquinius?

[rose thorn]

I heard cog head and metal man

[arctic talon]

The revenant legion yeah

Cog head, metal man, tin head

There’s more

All hilarious

[rose thorn]

There’s probably an admech database with every slur ever made

[green loom]

Corpse Grindr is a very strange concept

[rose thorn]

Aren’t those the guys who make corpse starch?

[green loom]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

[plush mason]

idk, calling the only person able to maintain your kit a slur when they are in ear shot seems like a really really bad move. so they may not know about a lot of them

[rose thorn]

OMG IN A CAIN BOOK THEG CALL THEM ‘Cogfrakkers’

ITS AMAZING

[copper patrol]

I love all the different words different places in the imperium have for fuck

we got kark, frak, frag

[plush mason]

in Darktide its Kark and i unironically use it irl sometimes

[rose thorn]

They used their Cartoon Network free curse word 25 years ago

[copper patrol]

ogryns say grut at least in game

[arctic talon]

Also just straight up fuck

As well sometimes

The local swears in 40k are always funny

[plush mason]

ah the English language and its ever cursed evolution

[rose thorn]

I know there’s an AOS slur for nurgle worshipers

[copper patrol]

enlighten us

[rose thorn]

It was ‘rot men’ or something

[copper patrol]

oh

that's less funny then It thought it'd be

[celest dome]

Roters

[plush mason]

yeah

[rose thorn]

Yeah

That’s it

[plush mason]

thats a bit more slur sounding yeah

[rose thorn]

I’m 80% sure it was in the best/worse story in the AOS audio story collection

[copper patrol]

what would you call the other gods worshippers

[rose thorn]

Where the guy joins every chaos god (somehow)

[copper patrol]

both khorne and slaanesh can be skullfuckser or something

piss them both off

nerds for tzeentch

[rose thorn]

Bird boy

[plush mason]

i thought they was a death sentence unless your name was Archaon

[rose thorn]

Some guy was a chaos undivided warlord, and then met a girl and joined Slaanesh

And then his legion died from over eating

So he murdered her and joined a nurgle cult

And then a tzeentch guy came and was like ‘hey wanna be cool’

And then he agreed and transformed to normal

[copper patrol]

that tzeentch fellow

sounds like a good lad

surely he won't betray him

does he?

[plush mason]

oh ok so he wasnt trying to join all 4 at once. just moving from god to god

[celest dome]

Plenty of people follow Chaos as Undivided

[plush mason]

yeah but i thought Mag meant getting the blessings of all 4

[celest dome]

Those are rarer

[copper patrol]

I think you still can as undivided

but it's like

[plush mason]

its hella risky afaik

[copper patrol]

minor stuff trying to win you over

so you have to be a baller

[celest dome]

Some dudes having minor blessing from more than 1 god can exist, but all 4 would be very difficult to do

[plush mason]

yeah

[celest dome]

but they never really get talked about because they aren't usually very important

[rose thorn]

And then when his tzeentch legion was attacked by khrone he is told he was chosen to be a lord of khorne

And then wears his armor and kills everyone

And then he attacks those flying dwarves

And does

Dies *

[rose thorn]

No his best friend does

[copper patrol]

what worshiping chaos does to a mf

[rose thorn]

and then his son

[rose thorn]

It’s funny because they ahve been planning how to kill each other and their plans foils the others plan

And then his best friend was sick of it and grabbed a knife and he just went

[copper patrol]

that's very tzeentchy

[rose thorn]

crunch

[plush mason]

that is literally pure Tzeentch

[rose thorn]

Yeah it was the shortest but best part of the story

The Slaanesh part was the longest but porbably the worst

As there was a much much better Slaanesh story in the collection

[plush mason]

fitting for the worst chaos god

[arctic talon]

That award goes to the rat

[plush mason]

hey now, the horned rat and the skaven are cool

[arctic talon]

Oh I’m not saying they aren’t

I’m just saying the rat is the worst

[rose thorn]

‘Hey guys let me help you out’ makes a hole from the one of the biggest under cities to the bottom of the ocean

‘Whoops-‘

‘Anyway’

[plush mason]

bah its just one undercity

[rose thorn]

Like 4 billion skaven drowned lol

It’s okay thoguh

They recovered

[coarse pumice]

minor skaven victory

[plush mason]

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPEN039QB2M i still dont know if i like the Nagash model or not

like he looks cool but at the same time a little generic

[storm jungle]

GENERIC

HOW DARE YOU

[arctic talon]

You mean 4 billion traitors yes yes

[plush mason]

my man literally be looking like an upgraded warcraft lich

[green loom]

Uh oh

[plush mason]

like i love him and the nighthaughts

also about that video, couldnt Nagash just delete Manfred in like a millisecond even before being a god?

[storm jungle]

Yeah but he keeps useless underlings around

ala Megatron with Starscream

[plush mason]

tbf Starscream was far from useless, the dude was the master of harvesting and refining energon

he was just unreliable and always trying to take the top spot

plus Megatron always had Soundwave to help him slap Starscream back in line when ever he tried to take it

[green loom]

He finds it amusing to boss Manfred around

[plush mason]

i bet

[storm jungle]

Soundwave was the real MVP its true

who else would you have deploy a tape casette from his chest and kill someone with it

[plush mason]

100%. Soundwave is the best Decepticon hands down

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-soundwave-ravage-laserbeak-decepticon-gif-9994509

My guy makes most Chaos champions look weak

[green loom]

Bay movie decepitons

[storm jungle]

god

aka Grey Junkyard Explosions

[green loom]

They at least sort of look cool, unlike later autobots

Like the Einstein looking goon who gets executed war crime style

[plush mason]

imo the decepticons have always looked better than the autobots imo, save OG megatron

[copper patrol]

bad guys always get cool designs

[plush mason]

who had his whole look ruined by that giant scope on his arm lol

[copper patrol]

but yeah og megatron is wierd as hell

he is the leader but like

[arctic talon]

That was supposed to be wheeljack

[copper patrol]

he turns into just a gun

[plush mason]

yeah

[arctic talon]

My favorite transformer designs are the ones in prime

Then again

I grew up with those so

bias

[green loom]

I liked Smokescreen

[arctic talon]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/images/d/da/Project_Predacon_screenshot_83.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190726224321

Lanky creepy sound wave who literally never talks

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-massacre-sad-gif-16810633

[arctic talon]

Only says a single line during the show

And it’s fire

[plush mason]

i dont think i wantched that show, was he at least the logical and dependable one of the 3?

[arctic talon]

Yes, he’s easily the most competent and rational of megatrons Lt’s

[plush mason]

good

[arctic talon]

Also he’s a predator drone

Which is a cool transformation

[plush mason]

nice

[green loom]

You ever stop and think how stupid most of their names are

[arctic talon]

Yes

It’s funny

[plush mason]

yes and its great, just like with dragon ball names

[green loom]

Dragging Balls is very well named yeah

[arctic talon]

Lmfao

[plush mason]

lol

[green loom]

Comedy

[storm jungle]

"I'm right beneath, the enemy scrotum."

someone should be shot for this line

[green loom]

Someone should be shot for those movies in general

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[copper patrol]

best line in the movie

[green loom]

Especially the newer ones

[storm jungle]

The first transformers is great

the others are just

more complicated lore than 40k

3-4 times "Transformers were on earth before"

[green loom]

Now from what I hear, Chicago had it coming

[storm jungle]

LOL

[copper patrol]

aren't they on like

the moon or something

[storm jungle]

okay so

lets start from the beginning

so the allspark

landed on earth and the arctic like

around the 60's i think?

or even longer, since Sam's ancestor finds it

[copper patrol]

I thought it was like 1800s

[storm jungle]

Yeah that

now next movie

we got the uhh

pyramids

and it does show african tribesmen i think?

so thats even BEFORE

[copper patrol]

suck the power out of the sun or something

[storm jungle]

Yeah that

now 3rd movie

we got

the fucking moon

and the moon landings etc

[crimson kayak]

Yep, because landing ships

[storm jungle]

and the 4th movie goes crazy and transformers were like

in the napoleon era

WW1

WW2

[copper patrol]

[storm jungle]

the civil war too i think

JUST

STOP

[crimson kayak]

Then 5th movie

[green loom]

King Arthurs buddies as well

[storm jungle]

ARTHURIAN TIMES

AAA

[copper patrol]

was fucken merlin a transformer

[crimson kayak]

By the way you guys forgot Earth Is Unicron

[green loom]

No Merlin and Arthur were still just dudes

[crimson kayak]

Merlin was a drunkard

[storm jungle]

Merlin was the one that found the transformers

[storm jungle]

GOD

[green loom]

Mark Wahlberg is a descendant of Arthur or something, fitting considering he's racist

I mean

Yes

[plush mason]

seriously, if this keeps up it will reach a point where the humans use to be transformers that got made into organics

[copper patrol]

I have like

[green loom]

Bumblebee was a war criminal in WW2

[copper patrol]

one of the really old movies for transformers

and god like it's not a bad movie

but the names

OMEGA SUPREME

turns into a mf battleship

[green loom]

Also all the other autobots get completely written out if the lore after the US accidentally wipes them out

[plush mason]

tell me you are running out of ideas for names without telling me you are running out of ideas

[crimson kayak]

Meanwhile in the new one they just did a weird mesh of g1 and beast wars

[storm jungle]

That was fucking hilarious

because apparently

the U.S government has no idea

its the CIA doing it

LMAO

[green loom]

Pointless Hub?

[storm jungle]

Oh no like

the joke is IRL too

the US government has no idea

what the fuck the CIA does half the time

since they act like the Inquisition almost

[plush mason]

it has no idea what more than half its Agencies do

[arctic talon]

The CIA and FBI having a proxy war with each other in the Middle East

[copper patrol]

this guy

omega supereme

[green loom]

https://youtu.be/x7PUgwAmWNM

[arctic talon]

If I had a nickel

[green loom]

Watch this btw

It is the funny

[storm jungle]

He released the latest one

[arctic talon]

For everytime the CIA and FBI had a proxy war with each other

[green loom]

Ik watched it

[arctic talon]

I’d have 3 nickles

Which isn’t a lot

But it’s weird it’s happened 3 times

On 3 separate continents

[plush mason]

the NSA are literally just irl ordo hereticus

[green loom]

If only Wahlberg got a brick, apparently he's very accurate with them

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

"I'm an inventor!"

Said by the most Un-Inventor person

[green loom]

Mark is such a funny actor

His brother is so much cooler

Or brothers ig

[storm jungle]

I agree lmao

[green loom]

Donnie Wahlberg, boy band singer and Band of Brothers star

And there's the youngest guy who made fucking

"Wahlburgers"

Meanwhile Mark here does crappy movies and gets slammed for racist stuff he did 30 years ago lmao

[storm jungle]

Lmao

hollywood moment

[green loom]

Truly

Excited for the next video

[storm jungle]

same

watching HistoryHub mentally break down is great

[green loom]

I love Cody

[dense mortar]

Truth be told, the more I think of it. Prospero Burning was objectively a good thing. TS was already walking that line of the Sith. I think we can safely say they would have went Chaos one way or another. At least Russ and SW managed to cull the herd before they did.

[storm jungle]

🍿

[plush mason]

🍿

[celest dome]

Had Russ and the Wolves not attacked, would Magnus have used his power to warn the Emperor ? And in doing so causing thr Rift on Terra and all that jazz ?

[plush mason]

Magnus did that before the wolves attacked

in fact it was that very act and lead the emperor to send the wolves there

btw, who raised Magnus on Prospero after he crash-landed there?

[copper patrol]

it was also horus that told leman to kill magnus

[plush mason]

yeah

[copper patrol]

and iirc leman actually tried to contacy magnus before going in

but magnus didn't pick up

[plush mason]

we sadly dont know what plans the emperor had for Magnus

[plush mason]

they where using the wrong vox channel iirc lol

[copper patrol]

that better not be right

that's dumb as fuck writing if it is

[plush mason]

i read that on reddit so i hope its not

[near wasp]

Bunch of the scolars from prospero

[plush mason]

but it is sadly well within GW's range of dumb as fuck writing so it may be true

[signal bramble]

He was going to fuel the throne.

[green loom]

It's pretty plainly stated

He was the throne's battery

Magnus tho fucked up and wanted to kill himself by the time Russ arrived

So he sabotaged Prospero's orbital defenses

And didn't even want to join the fight until basically all his sons told him to go fuck himself

[plush mason]

lol

[plush mason]

yeah i literally forgot that

[green loom]

It's a pretty massive misconception that Russ never actually got the order to grab him

Because he did

[dense mortar]

In Leman terms (heh), he was just following orders.

[undone zodiac]

Leman russ came in with the steel chair

[plush mason]

yeah the emperor ordered Russ to drag him back to terra

Horus lied and told Leman "actually father wants you to kill Magnus"

[chilly creek]

Silly puppy, listening to the Chaos man

[dense mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-steel-chair-the-rock-vince-mc-mahon-wwe-gif-16585537

[green loom]

Don't think we know what he said iirc, but I figure he just gave him the idea that if Magnus happened to die it wouldn't really hurt

[dense mortar]

With the return of Lion, I found myself pondering what the general disposition of a Primarch would be towards a corrupt, secretive, and bureaucratic Imperium absent the Emperors daily governance?

Do they follow the orders of the governing body?

Do their own thing?

[arctic talon]

Do their own thing

Guilliman currently holds the second most authority in the imperium and I doubt Lion would listen to a corrupt noble

[dense mortar]

Does this create a power imbalance? Primarchs have the ability to gain much public support

[arctic talon]

Primarchs are literal demigods to the people

They have immense public support on most worlds

[plush mason]

yeah

btw. is the fact the black library in the lore is filled with clowns and ruled by a clown god some kind of meta joke on GW's part?

[celest dome]

Most likely

[plush mason]

thats great

[celest dome]

Was from the time GW was having more fun

[arctic talon]

That is a meta joke

They are calling themselves clowns

[plush mason]

is it really a joke when its the truth?

[arctic talon]

They aren’t murder clowns

As far as we know

Just normal ones

[plush mason]

lol

[arctic talon]

I can’t wait for GW to mention the planet Birmingham again

Only to have it consumed by the great rift

[green loom]

Are they hobo clowns or regular old circus clowns

[plush mason]

would that even effect the world? afaik its already a world no sane person wants to go to

[arctic talon]

It raises regiments and is a space marine recruiting world

So sorta? Not really

[coarse pumice]

[winter vessel]

Are there any Admech(Or affiliated) members that aren't heavily modified with cybernetics? Like a normal human face that doesn't look like its been shoved with Ethernet Cables? less...grotesque I guess?

[celest dome]

Genetors?

[signal bramble]

The newest additions to the Admech tend to be the least modified and they change more over time.

There are also magos biologis who focus more on the biological but a lot of them end up modifying themselves anyway to prolong their life.

[storm jungle]

Magos Biologis

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Genetor

Their beliefs are incredibly based

[crimson kayak]

imagine the moment a biologis discovers how to make human ork spores and starts cloning itself

Now that I think about it... Skitaari army with ork bodies as a biologis skitarii legion

Would be a bit of a problem for the model size maybe

[versed ledge]

Didn't they tried that but with genestealers, at least unknowingly

[signal bramble]

They can already clone themselves without that.

[plush mason]

yeah the imperium has cloning tech

[odd palm]

Oh yeah in……Day of Ascension

[echo vault]

There's a group of spire nobles in necromunda that are clown themed

[signal bramble]

Don’t forget those clowns have some of the most brutal close combat weapons at their disposal.

[plush mason]

lol

[signal bramble]

The harlequin’s embrace is probably my favorite.

[sleek wigeon]

[storm jungle]

Thats what we call BASED

[sleek wigeon]

that's what I call fucked up

like DAMN

[queen laurel]

If spongebob taught me anything, it's that bubbles are dangerous

[storm jungle]

Teleports goblin into your ribcage

[queen laurel]

The bubble chucka literally throws bubble force fields at you that explodes

But of course that thing is just as ridiculous

[storm jungle]

Ayo it does the psyker staff thingy

nice

[signal bramble]

Their other iconic weapon.

[queen laurel]

It's definitely effective

It's like throwing a blender inside the target

[sleek wigeon]

remind me not to get on the aeldars bad side

[signal bramble]

Yup. The Harleys can definitely do the anime thing and turn people in to clouds of blood.

[queen laurel]

Brother there's a gun that literally deconstructs the target, atom-by-atom

I don't think that's the most ridiculous thing in warhammer

[signal bramble]

Plus I just find the whole razor wire as a weapon thing to be viscerally awesome.

[green loom]

And these aren't even the dark eldar

[signal bramble]

Yeah the Harley weapons will kill you. The clowns aren’t trying to keep you alive.

[green loom]

Unless they are

[signal bramble]

The razor wire kill means your death will be painful but at least will be quick.

[signal bramble]

If you get hit with one of those two weapons you aren’t getting back up.

[queen laurel]

Looks at tyranid bio weapons

I agree

[signal bramble]

I’d rather get turned in to a cloud of blood instantly than get eaten alive by a tyranid gun shooting beetles at me.

[queen laurel]

Or brain burrowing worms

[green loom]

When the gauss doesn't kill you instantly

[queen laurel]

Oof

That is definitely painful

[storm jungle]

Im late but

These are just random movie clips I compiled together but its an accurate showcase of what the "effects" of most Dark Eldar weapons are like

[queen laurel]

You know what, these are very fitting in 40k

[storm jungle]

Its pretty much what some of their weapons do yeah

Mostly black hole nades, monofilament wires, dark matter, etc

[green loom]

What are some tendencies with homebrews you guys dislike

[storm jungle]

Always being tied to the lost primarchs

also just being "best of the best"

[queen laurel]

Warhammer homebrew or dnd?

[celest dome]

Severe Mary/Gary Sue symptoms

[green loom]

For me it's

Obligatory Slaanesh SoB
or
Obligatory "fuck the codex" while knowing nothing about it

[green loom]

Warhammer

[storm jungle]

God

these hit close to home

[green loom]

I've seen

Far too many Sisters

[queen laurel]

Not at best at homebrew my knowledge is pretty much surface level so

Can't provide any answers

[green loom]

Who've just been
"They did the sexing now they omega slaanesh champion"

It's annoyingly prevalent

I'd be reading like, a living saint character

And randomly it'd just have "She fought a Keeper of Secrets who teleported a slaanesh piercing into her heart which is slowly corrupting her"

[signal bramble]

This card sums it up pretty well for me.

[green loom]

What's the worst chapter you've seen

[signal bramble]

Probably a dude who wanted to make his BA successor chapter master have actual working wings thanks to a suit of power armor made for him by the Eldar.

[storm jungle]

There was one I saw based on the Israeli IDF

[green loom]

I saw an IG regiment based on the Rhodesians once

[summer rover]

yeah, but that's guard, it's fine to do that

[storm jungle]

GOD

[storm jungle]

Its not lmao

references to cringe IRL military groups is always bad

[signal bramble]

I’m painting my guard in light gray, white, and black. Going for that urban camo look.

[storm jungle]

LMAO

God that hurt me

⚰️

[summer rover]

yeah but it's guard, you buy a bunch generic army dudes to save money, then you deal with your army getting tabled every game because it's the guard

[green loom]

Another i saw was the

"Heroes of Gostomel"

3 guesses what THAT was based on

[signal bramble]

Guard is really good rn though.

Their Born Soldiers ability is a bit broken.

[summer rover]

give it a couple codexs

[storm jungle]

[signal bramble]

Short version, Born Soldiers let’s them autowound on hit rolls of 6’s. Doesn’t sound too bad until you realize they can throw tons of dice at you to fish for them.

Like yeah the AP is low but when you get hit with 15 auto wounds you’re bound to fail a few.

Not counting the other damage rolls.

[storm jungle]

Im pretty sure most peopel would rather not have people fielding racist/offensive armies half the time

[summer rover]

that's all the canon armies in 40k

[storm jungle]

Not really

GW has been very careful with that

[green loom]

Yeah but funny knight guy isn't on the same level as a guard army with SS dress gear and armbands

[storm jungle]

^

[signal bramble]

Only if they realize it. For example, if you put the guard painted as the Rhodesians in front of me, I wouldn’t even realize it unless you specifically told me.

[storm jungle]

And someone almost always does realise it

so it doesnt really make too much of a difference at the end of the day

[summer rover]

the historical wargame nerds notice it right off

then they start with the jokes until they repaint those dudes.

[signal bramble]

Hell my army color scheme probably looks like something and I don’t even know what. >_>

[summer rover]

a wheiraboo is no match for historical gaming grognards, those guys have no sense of pity

[signal bramble]

I just went with an urban camo look, I wasn’t trying for any specific reference. XD

[storm jungle]

Its pretty easy to avoid it for the most part honestly

it only sticks out like a sore thumb when you are doing shit like SS camos

[green loom]

I mean don't get me wrong, I really like WW2 German camo smock and stuff

But like, cmon

[storm jungle]

Yeah its a case of people usually wanting to get away from reality and play with dumb plastic guys

so reminders of that sometimes tend to be "Really?"

[summer rover]

just watch for obvious dress uniforms, and catchican armies with way too many black dudes

[storm jungle]

Catachan are probably the hardest to mess up but god knowing 40k fans I have no doubt.

Since they are less Vietnam and more "80's action movie" but still

[green loom]

Krieg are absurdly 50/50

Though most of their fans probably don't know what a model is tbh

[summer rover]

krieg are generic WWI dudes, so unless you see something unusual on the tanks i wouldn't stress it.

[signal bramble]

I almost got the krieg plastic kits but I like the rebooted guard line sculpts way too much.

I think they look great.

[green loom]

Yis

One day I'll get them myself

[storm jungle]

Yeah theres a reason they are even MORE "World War 1 guys" than their previous itteration

[queen laurel]

Everyone in catachan basically just watched the movie Rambo and decided their entire personality is just that

[storm jungle]

Pretty much

so they are entirely safe from historic weirdos

[green loom]

Once I figure out if they even fucking ship to me which is way too hard to look into as it turns out

I'm not even outside of Europe

[storm jungle]

I cant even order books from Turkey on the GW site

i have to open a VPN for some reason since its "not shipped to your location" even though its a fucking file

[signal bramble]

Unfortunately the catachans have been forever ruined by one of the more recent novels. Sadge.

It reveals a bit of lore about them that completely destroys any coolness they once had.

[plush mason]

ok i have to ask, where the dark eldar dick guns ever real or is it just some meme about oldhammer? and i really hope its the later

[storm jungle]

No they werent

LMAO

but like

it doesnt mean it probably doesnt exist

[plush mason]

true

[green loom]

I tried filling out an order to gauge import costs to Serbia but the "Rest of World" option is bugged and doesn't actually let you place an order or edit your cart

[storm jungle]

My condolences dude

[storm jungle]

Also in short

https://youtu.be/6DcM_A0KwbI

Literally EVERY OTHER weapon in this meme is actually real

just minus the dick-gun like said above

[green loom]

It ships to literally every country bordering us

[storm jungle]

England Moment

[green loom]

Found a club that might sell Warhammer stuff but they ignore my emails so lol

[plush mason]

still one of the best parts of TTS imo

[plush mason]

ngl that does not surprise me at all

[storm jungle]

Its bloody great

also its important to remember its Imperials naming these things

[plush mason]

yeah

[summer rover]

honestly the murderdick is probably in there somewhere in an art piece, it's just not named (yet)

[plush mason]

who ever made that did an excellent job with the placement btw

[desert dust]

What book was it?

[crimson kayak]

Wait what happened there?

[coarse pumice]

I just ignore the novels

[heavy bison]

What happened specifically? I always remembered one line about them in armageddon's jungles comparing the patrols hunting for orks as "Akin to paid leave" compared to Catachan's jungles.

I do like the new models, honestly if I was ever gonna make Loyalist guard it'd be Catachans.

[crimson kayak]

Only the jungle fighters have a character that killed a tyranid by crushing the neck with his biceps and I respect them for that

Also only catachan managed to survive alone in the great rift with no supplies against a full-on daemonic invasion before the indomitus crusade arrived

[queen laurel]

Is it still canon that The reason why catachan is so australian is because of tyranids that got cut off from the hive mind?

[crimson kayak]

Dunno

But considering it's a death world I wouldn't care about the reason, not like it's the only one

[queen laurel]

It's a place where there's a giant flying thing the size of an ogryn

Reasons don't really matter just survival

[crimson kayak]

(btw no one considers that the sheer fact sly marbo is canon makes human powerscaling in the 40k universe much more fucked up than how it already was)

[queen laurel]

Trying to powerscale things in 40k can be very very very hard

[celest dome]

If Marbo's feat are true, and if Marbo is a normal human, even if Catachan

[crimson kayak]

I mean, the model box come with a lore blurb that lists a lot of stuff

Like:

"on Tarloth he killed a little over three hundred enemy combatants using nothing but a {REDACTED}. Unconventional? Yes. Heretical? Verging upon it."

[celest dome]

What is it again, "everything is canon, but not everything is correct" or something of the sort ?

[gloomy citrus]

Alpha Legion be like:

[crimson kayak]

That lore bit literally starts with "my lords, this man is a menace" and ends with "Thank the emperor he's on our side"

[crimson kayak]

Yeah but that lore bit is supposed to be a tranmission of someone to a segmentum high command so that marbo may be deployed, and he's always listed as working alone, so that means he's capable of Atleast 50% of what he does imo, and tbf even 10% would still make him the maddest of lads

[storm jungle]

That's never been canon.

Its just a fan theory people ran with before it got widespread.

Catachan is just deadly for "some reason", we dont really know why

[queen laurel]

Oh thank God

[crystal forum]

if you want an actual powerscale then the tabletop has that for you. otherwise in lore it's a lot of rule of cool tbh

[queen laurel]

I thought they were going to lose the thing that makes the planet nice

[storm jungle]

If you look at the Catachan Devil page in the 40k lexi it will mention that "it could possible be a rogue tyranid"

and at the end of it, it says:

[citation needed]

[crystal forum]

you know the situation is bad when a wiki has citation needed

[crimson kayak]

And even then it's just one species in a whole planet that wants you dead

[queen laurel]

You can pick up a leaf there and turn it into a hand grenade

[crimson kayak]

You can pick up a leaf and the leaf would try to eat you, your family and also your off-world friends*

[crystal forum]

people focus a lot on catachan even though there's tons of planets in stories that sound even more horrific

[storm jungle]

Also yeah this

I like Catachan but its incredibly overrated lmao

[queen laurel]

I mean it's cool

But like i said you don't have to make a religion for something you love

[crystal forum]

ever seen a chaos planet described

[crimson kayak]

Tbf, "Death World" is a category for a reason

[crystal forum]

that just reminds me of the planet nicknamed murder at the start of the horus heresy series

a planet is truly deadly when space marines are having a hard time

[crisp heath]

That chaos xenos planet from Eisenhorn pissed me off because it gave me a headache thinking about it

[signal bramble]

@heavy bison @crimson kayak There is a scene in the book where the jungle fighters charge the ork position. The author describes it like a Flying V. Not so bad in of itself! The issue is the way he describes them running.

https://tenor.com/view/naruto-seishun-kyousoukyoku-naruto-run-run-neji-gif-22614495

Yes really.

That is actually how they run.

Once that was added I could never take them seriously again.

[crisp heath]

I like the fat kid in the back running normally

[signal bramble]

The point being catachans Naruto run as part of their standard charge.

And I can never get that image out my brain whenever someone mentions them.

[storm jungle]

Oh god I remember this.

Its genuinely traumatizing.

[crystal forum]

it would be pretty terrifying to see rejected 80's action hero movie protagonists running at you that way

[crimson kayak]

Lol on what book was it?

[green loom]

The author probably read they had headbands and assumed they were like Naruto or something stupid

[signal bramble]

Catachan Devil.

It’s a Catachan vs Orks book.

[storm jungle]

man I love GW's naming for books

"What should we call a book about Krieg?"

"Uhhh Krieg™️?"

"BRILLIANT"

[crystal forum]

horus heresy book titles take some liberties

which makes finding their chronological order a lot harder

and a lot are just named by what the main subject is

[green loom]

Surely it can't be that hard

[crystal forum]

what is?

[green loom]

Finding the order of the books

(and I needed an excuse to say surely/Shirley)

[crystal forum]

you'll need to go on the wikipedia article for the book series to find the order

and don't call me shirley

[open pumice]

If you want to find the chro ological order of the heresy you need to read the books chapter by god damn chapter

Like

Youll read the firsy few chaoters of the first heretic

Then the first part of know no fear

Then a bit of thousand sons

Etc

There really isnt a chronological reading irder as the first 20 or so books are all about the backhround to the herrsy and then the final acts of betrayal

[green loom]

I didn't actually mean anything with it I just needed an excuse to call him Shirley

[open pumice]

Its not until book like 30 that they start to become reasonable

[open pumice]

Simple easy to the point

[storm jungle]

Shooting you in the face?

Correct

now hold still

[open pumice]

Bruh

I dont deaerve this treatment

[storm jungle]

Literally 1984

[green loom]

Do me Do me

I'll even post dumb stuff

Also

New art just dropped

Finally Primaris veteran rework?

[storm jungle]

Oh yeah thats neat

[crimson kayak]

considering the big spires i guess that's not a planet

[green loom]

Maybe not anymore

I think those are them feeding tendrils

[storm jungle]

Looks more desolate than the #psyker-class chat

and thats saying something

[green loom]

Kek

Guilliman teamed up with Eldrad's dudes

Things are currently quite fucked up so they need as much help as they can get

Plus Eldrad is probably doing his prophecy stuff

Most craftworlds haven't actually done this

Eldrad is an ancient, ancient farseer

So old that he's mostly crystal

He's the main eldar figure basically

As for what kind of prophecy, no clue, but that's his AO

Also new hive fleets

[crimson kayak]

proceeds to get discarded and do nothing after being introduced

[near wasp]

[crimson kayak]

Allies of convenience, basically when the option is stick together or the galaxy dies factions tend to group up either on one or the other side

[celest dome]

They aren't the worst

[crimson kayak]

There are good factions in 40k?

[celest dome]

That's enough for thr Imperium

[crimson kayak]

Oh, then yeah, surely better than being monched up by whatever eldritch calamity is pointing your way

[near wasp]

When its between group up with the elves or get torn to shreds by bugs id choose elves

I can already here the inquistor drawing his boltpistol

[green loom]

God no

To humanity they're still double crossing aliens
To the Eldar humanity are still monkeys that are good for grunt work