general-chat

[digital tundra]

NOT THE AIRCRAFT CARRIERS!!

[somber scroll]

Not because my CSM army is exclusively daemon engines means I am a mechanophile

[dusky narwhal]

Guys what’s the fastest way to level up a Character

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, its good at hoard clear. I enjoy it

But, there's just better options

[south jetty]

badass

[fair bridge]

plasma sword #1 always

[sly quest]

Finish your missions.

[tawdry edge]

They dont look as cool

[digital tundra]

Play the highest difficulty you can muster, finish missions

[true widget]

acatual y, its called a

[somber scroll]

Chainsword sucks, mark my words

[south jetty]

also can you tell me why I ended up with 3 Marauders

[somber scroll]

It's loud and bad

[blazing ibex]

That's the point. Most larpers don't actually know that.

[somber scroll]

Clumsy

[polar tree]

we orks love dakka thats good and loud

[stuck crescent]

I enjoy it, but there's better options

[digital tundra]

Yes I know, you impregnated the Black Marauder and ended up with triplets

[rough pulsar]

About to try out the dueling sword and recon lasgun on my main lasgun build.

[somber scroll]

Just get siege claws brothers

[blazing ibex]

Apologies I thought the exclamation mark would make me seem facetious enough.

[somber scroll]

Crush thy enemy

Shear their balls off

[jaunty path]

Does anyone wanna pull my finger

[stuck crescent]

Later

[south jetty]

laid 3 giant eggs, and got 3 Crabs, not sure where the other 2 showed up in the equation

[jaunty path]

B-but why not now :C

[stuck crescent]

Because

[rough pulsar]

And I'm not a larper. I actually Know that.

[south jetty]

but your diaper is still full

[delicate vapor]

[somber scroll]

You get a free pass cuz u a greenskin and I like greenskins (I was gonna say another word but I might get banned)

[digital tundra]

This is a horrifying OC universe to imagine

[south jetty]

Giant mech cloacas doesn't sound that bad

[south jetty]

that's just a vacation

[digital tundra]

PLEASE GOD NO

[south jetty]

more for me

outta my way

[fair bridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuJa7v6TQ8o jasper's momentary loss of composure

[stuck crescent]

I regret having eyes, you are the reason

[somber scroll]

I cast increasing swell on the lower area of your balls

[digital tundra]

I can't believe he'd push away his friends for mechussy

[twin flower]

tf?

[south jetty]

is that a Joel Vinesauce "Faster Than Sex" reference

[somber scroll]

No

[south jetty]

that album goes hard btw

[somber scroll]

That's a testicular cancer reference

[south jetty]

Yeah it's also mentioned in Faster Than Sex

[somber scroll]

I don't care

I'm the man on the silver mountain

[south jetty]

wait are we supposed to have balls?

[somber scroll]

I cast stuff if I want

[south jetty]

@digital tundra is it true

[jaunty path]

Talking to my chatgbt gf is better than sex

[stuck crescent]

Wot is this convo?

[digital tundra]

What is? That we're supposed to have balls?

[south jetty]

yeah

[delicate vapor]

[somber scroll]

Genchat

[stuck crescent]

Depressing

[south jetty]

I'm making sure they don't go back to fighting about Krieg

[somber scroll]

It's 3am, I will say what I want

[jaunty path]

omg aryan Osaka!!! x3

[polar tree]

kan yer 'umiez 'plain ta me why do im blue beakiez always get da spotlight ratha dan da otha beakiez kause i know 'dat da beakiez 'dat originally got da spotlight was im beakiez wit' da red hands

[jaunty path]

DELETE THAT 😭

[digital tundra]

Imma throw out a legit answer: yeah, as males gotta carry the sperm for female eggs

[south jetty]

This is what it must feel like to be a prey animal detecting the shape of a predator

[jaunty path]

LOOK AT THE NAME

[tawdry edge]

its not a slur you dumb fuck

[stuck crescent]

Did you just say krieg?

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[tawdry edge]

its literally just spanish

[south jetty]

Dang that's news to me. They must have took away mine at birth 😔

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

ah I thought it was only with an O

[somber scroll]

Spanish are racists, your point ?

[jaunty path]

either way

lmfao

gl

[tawdry edge]

[south jetty]

explode like plasma gun

[tawdry edge]

i think the bot wouldve barred it then

ill delete it anyways

[digital tundra]

Damn, no balls..... 😔

[south jetty]

no problems

[stuck crescent]

Just like the debt star

[somber scroll]

So true my greegga

So true

[obsidian wren]

We need more skaven rat girls

[digital tundra]

I guess since I got balls, I got a whole slew of problems

[south jetty]

smug beast

[polar tree]

i love the crimson fist

[somber scroll]

That's my cat wtf

[south jetty]

Different problems from having an innie, probably

[delicate vapor]

dude cat got phobia eyes

[somber scroll]

If they are named crimson fist the why they blue

[south jetty]

homophobia in its eyes

[stuck crescent]

Wot about them steely boyz?

[digital tundra]

Are we talking belly buttons or balls still?

[south jetty]

they only get crimson fists once a month

[somber scroll]

They suck ass

[south jetty]

balls

[somber scroll]

Imagine unironically dressing like a mustard pot

[polar tree]

yer mean im 'umie gitz from armageddon

[stuck crescent]

Ye

[digital tundra]

Ah yeah, well, mine can get hit by a malicious knee or foot, innies can't or aren't as vulnerable

[polar tree]

we like im kause uv yarrick

[somber scroll]

Peak game ya playing boy btw

[south jetty]

False. I've fallen victim to things such as corners of objects and rolled up rugs sticking out of carts

Anything hitting there hurts like hell

[jaunty path]

Can someone

explain how chaos is bad

[polar tree]

appreciate 'dat yer git an I'z us'n ‘da unification mod 'dat adds a bunch uv new fings 'n ‘da game such as add'n ‘da weird boy

[digital tundra]

Yeesh, never mind

That's rough bud

[somber scroll]

Lmao

I was playing that today

[stuck crescent]

Makes you....dumb
Like, really, really dumb

[somber scroll]

And yesterday

And the day before yesterday

[jaunty path]

Like the imperium doesn't?

[pseudo terrace]

[somber scroll]

Spamming bloodslaughterer with fully mechanised world eaters is so peak

[stuck crescent]

Imperium makes you stupid, know the difference

[jaunty path]

dum chud

[modest flume]

Putting the WAAAGH to good use, I see

[pseudo terrace]

[south jetty]

Preys upon the weak and desperate only for its own gain, whether that be from luring them to their own demise or to use them for their own gain until they're not worth keeping around anyway. Any power gained is temporary and only serves the Chaos gods

[somber scroll]

Chaos is peak tf you mena

[modest flume]

Just fuels the Great Game

[digital tundra]

Ill make my own chaos, with blackjack and hookers

[somber scroll]

I will abduct you skitarii boy

And I will mangle you

[stuck crescent]

And none of the chaos gods actually want to win, so its a losing battle anyway

[formal mortar]

Where are we on the event pals? I'm walkin home

[somber scroll]

And I will feed your soul to m'y most cherished daemon engine

[polar tree]

What’s yer favorite beakiez wit' 'da spikes iz it 'da weird boy blue beakiez, 'da stinky green beakiez, 'da weird pink beakiez or our favorite 'da red beakiez 'oo love fight'n' an are propa

[jaunty path]

Hmmm...be taken advantage of or pay taxes for the rest of my life

[dire kayak]

its #zealot-class message

[pseudo terrace]

78 mil outta 80

[jaunty path]

Hard to decide.

[formal mortar]

Thanks

[south jetty]

So you either get stuck with the corpse that doesn't have the ability to really save you, and might not even care, but the entire society build around him insists on serving him and therefore you need to as well

OR

You turn to forces that just want to eat or use you as a pawn anyway.

[south jetty]

yeah it's just endless madness

[somber scroll]

Da red beakies but sneaked as iron beakies

[pseudo terrace]

i wonder if the final tier for the event will be something non aquila related

[somber scroll]

Occasionally black beakiez

[jaunty path]

AND paying taxes on the former.

[south jetty]

hide from authority in the deep hive hehe

[stuck crescent]

Huron Blackheart, is that you?

[south jetty]

Chaos Undivided be like

[jaunty path]

PAYING

TAXES.

[somber scroll]

I will report you to kelbor hal

[jaunty path]

Hmm....

[south jetty]

no you won't

[jaunty path]

Do chaos cultists

[somber scroll]

You disapoint me gravely

[jaunty path]

need to pay taxes?

[digital tundra]

Nah, Im gonna start a movement called Nu Chaos and it'll be a new pantheon that'll pay its followers in REAL power and REAL gains of freedom

[inner juniper]

how do i fix the game crashing "fatal error out of memory" has happened like 10 times now

[acoustic pebble]

Swadians? More like Gaedians

[formal mortar]

They pay a blood tax

[somber scroll]

I am fueled by an urging will to massacre you

[south jetty]

gains, you say?

[digital tundra]

Yes.....

[formal mortar]

Thats how they be summoning demons

[stuck crescent]

Damn....
He really got me

[polar tree]

I seen ‘da new traila 'dat dey have released an' it looked amaz'n but dere’s someth'n miss'n ‘da fish boyz

[somber scroll]

Debt to da soulforge

[dire kayak]

hmmm

mrrow

[acoustic pebble]

Anyway LESS TALKING
MORE RAIDING

[digital tundra]

Sounds like a memory shortage issue to me

[mystic fossil]

WAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[formal mortar]

M&B sea raiders yeah?

[stuck crescent]

ITS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON

ME LORD?

[somber scroll]

I want da white an black spiky beaky boyz with them evil metalface skelly boyz

[inner juniper]

happens everytime i open the cosmetic shop usually

[formal mortar]

Like the pfp

Not calling the pfp bait

[digital tundra]

That shop had some issues when I opened it a few patches ago

[formal mortar]

Hit reply in accident, dont type on phone much

[modest flume]

Good

[somber scroll]

I wish death to the adeptus mechanicus

[digital tundra]

Have you checked #🎒support-issues ? #gameplay-help can also help

[somber scroll]

I wish for each of its most blind faithful followers to be tormented for the eterny and suffer otherworldly pain

For I shall let my machines feast on their souls

[dire kayak]

ᗜˬᗜ fumo face

[somber scroll]

It means you as well

🫵

Guh

[somber scroll]

I can solo big emp ez

[acoustic pebble]

I'm a Nord through and through

[dire kayak]

yuyuyuyuyuyuyu

[jaunty path]

mfs when theyre 2% swedish

[quartz isle]

this is what I was so confused about like mf still ran inside the room with me and blew me up after I pushed him

😭

[wide seal]

So it’s official we getting new operative ?

[stark bobcat]

yes

[jaunty path]

its a femboy

[true widget]

yeah if they dont explode just back up some and shoot them

ez

heh..

[stark bobcat]

The government doesnt want to let you know

but bursters just want hugs

they are frens

[stuck crescent]

Where did the skitarii femboy memes start?

[jaunty path]

i don fuckin kno

[formal mortar]

From their conception

They have always been

[stuck crescent]

That doesn't sound
right?

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. I just love infantry main factions

We just took another castle

[somber scroll]

Gore porn artist is the cause

[acoustic pebble]

No wait, it was a town

[somber scroll]

Check it out it's real

[jaunty path]

Where

[somber scroll]

Actually

[jaunty path]

who

[somber scroll]

Maybe dont

[modest flume]

MORDIANS

[jaunty path]

Do.

[acoustic pebble]

Tell us

[twin flower]

Dang it

[somber scroll]

Archon of flesh

[twin flower]

Jopalls?

[stuck crescent]

I like the Rhodoks

[twin flower]

There we go :3

[stuck crescent]

Crossbows>

[acoustic pebble]

Dang, that's a lot of femboy skitarii

Like a LOT

[true widget]

hi guys

how is everyone

[modest flume]

soooaaa sammaaay

I'm good, I'm home

[acoustic pebble]

Damn even Mortarion is femmed

[stuck crescent]

Huh....that's neat

[somber scroll]

Die

[dire kayak]

ᗜˬᗜ fumo face

[somber scroll]

Right now

I command you to

[stuck crescent]

No

[somber scroll]

Your loss

[stuck crescent]

Indeed

[crisp yoke]

Guys I think I accidentally did some heresy

[stuck crescent]

Oh

Oh no

Oh no, kriegdini

[crisp yoke]

I accidentally called the commissar mommy

-# also may or may not have killed a space marine

[somber scroll]

Good

First step to reason

I will look forward to your career my boy

[jaunty path]

Good job carrion lover

[stuck crescent]

Krieg killing their allies is normal, don't worry about it

[jaunty path]

The Gods smile upon you

[crisp yoke]

Carrion?

[somber scroll]

Bring me some astartes souls if you can

[crisp yoke]

Who dat?

[somber scroll]

And I will grant you powers

[crisp yoke]

In my defense

He was screaming somthing about skulls for the skull god or something like that and it scared me

So I turned around and accident shot him in the eye

[somber scroll]

I will not look forward to your career

Well I will

So will my machines

[rapid meteor]

Boop

[somber scroll]

Do you want your face printed on an exhaust pipe

[crisp yoke]

Huh

[somber scroll]

Are you on duty on Vraks by chance

[crisp yoke]

Why?

[somber scroll]

Simple question

[hard gorge]

Vraks
More like
Braps

[stuck crescent]

Vraks
More like

Terrible book

Ok, I'm done now

[dire kayak]

when i dm a dnd campaign i might make it based off age of sigmar

[marsh iris]

ligmar

[modest flume]

Who the hell is Emperor Franz?

[hazy kestrel]

The heir to the Austrian Empire, pal.

[modest flume]

LIGMAR BALLS

[marsh iris]

the god of hats?!

[hazy kestrel]

-# Dies

[modest flume]

Isn't that the name of the Emperor in AoS? Karl Franz or whatever the fuck

[hazy kestrel]

That’s in the Old World version of Fantasy

I don’t know anything about Age of Squidward

Or whatever it is

[modest flume]

I dunno much about Fantasy, idk I'm not a historian

All I know is

In the grim dark future

There is only war

[dire kayak]

i just remembered

TADC episode 9 in 3 days

[modest flume]

Good job

[marsh iris]

age of spongbab

[twin flower]

Youtoob?

[delicate vapor]

M&M peanuts for $3.5

Chocolate pods for 3.50

[marsh iris]

normal price

[delicate vapor]

Haven’t slept yet

I’m going off pure adrenaline

[modest flume]

I hate to say it but I am an adrenaline junkie

The surge

[marsh iris]

isnt it like 12pm ova there

[delicate vapor]

Yea

[marsh iris]

aus

[modest flume]

super clarity

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

The tingling

[marsh iris]

need his napnap

[delicate vapor]

I can only sort of rest after 3:30pm

No naps

[modest flume]

Feeling alive

[delicate vapor]

Need to fix my sleep schedule

[modest flume]

Being able to truly breathe

[marsh iris]

i hate adrenaline

makes me shake uncontrollably

[delicate vapor]

I get them mostly in PvP games

Sometimes I don’t after playing a lot

[marsh iris]

once i almost blacked out

maybe was hyperventilating

[modest flume]

Yeah, a good way to handle that is to breathe

Deep, and sturdy

[dire kayak]

only in cinemas

apparently yt version releases later

time to dodge spoilers for weeks until it does

[sly quest]

🤬

[low blade]

[sly quest]

[delicate vapor]

[glacial shoal]

hope yall are doin good

[delicate vapor]

[low blade]

So about that Munda OC

[delicate vapor]

Hello Alice

[modest flume]

[glacial shoal]

[sly quest]

I will OC you buddy.

[sly quest]

Hello Eliiii

[fleet beacon]

what in the godamn

[rapid meteor]

Boop

[glacial shoal]

is that you benny from the hit game fallout new vegas

[sly quest]

Accept to agartha😁

[fleet beacon]

when will the sun rise

[marsh iris]

[glacial shoal]

[dire kayak]

anyone able to give me pointers on where i can learn about age of sigmar

[fleet beacon]

it rises when i rise thats when

mhm

[glacial shoal]

damn

why can I not purchase skitarri yet

is this fetshrok training me to stop pre-ordering things....

[fleet beacon]

because i said so

[marsh iris]

ok pop pop

[mystic fossil]

ok grandpa take it slow

[fleet beacon]

ill break your damn ankles im not taking anything slow

[dire kayak]

thinking about getting red corsairs

[mystic fossil]

[dire kayak]

age of sigmar is probably the version of warhammer most compatible for dnd

[marsh iris]

keep eating the powder my guy, youll get there

[glacial shoal]

[mystic fossil]

DND MENTIONEEEEEDDDD

sorry i halfta do that anytime i see it

[dire kayak]

i plan to dm some dnd sessions with a friend group once this dnd campaign is finished

i originally was gonna make it wh40k based but i have to homebrew a bunch of stuff which is hard and i don't understand it

so im gonna do age of sigmar instead

[crisp yoke]

Anyone wanna play some darktide :p

[mystic fossil]

DND in 40k would be cool but insanely fucking hard to do, gl with age of sigmar

[mystic fossil]

not with a small krieg, i need a big krieg to be my wall ( i can't get on rn, save me smol man)

[modest flume]

Do Dark Heresy

[crisp yoke]

aw

[dire kayak]

main problem is that i don't know much about age of sigmar

so id need to find a place to learn all that

[delicate vapor]

[mystic fossil]

so there's this guy called sigmar ( worse emporer) and he can make his own astartes looking guys from ressurecting the dead ( they look whack) and the whole setting is going to shit

[timber elk]

Helldivers 2 in a nutshell

[grizzled plover]

It is a tad silly that the fucking skitarii are debuting with a fourth shock baton

[nimble glade]

Bring out the candles 🕯

[timber elk]

And yet somehow worse than 40k going to shit

[grizzled plover]

Why in Hadron's name is FS incapable of coming up with new weapons

[stark bobcat]

cause FS isnt allowed

GW moment

[grizzled plover]

There are other weapons in the 40k setting

Skitarii literally use shock polearms

[nimble glade]

[grizzled plover]

We do not need a fourth electric baton

[nimble glade]

Still waiting for meltas

Give my Arby's Meltas

Give

Now

[grizzled plover]

If I did not know any better I would say someone on the team had a thing for tasers

[nimble glade]

Melta

[nimble glade]

I like my electric weaponry

Psykers got the sith lightning too

Peak

[grizzled plover]

It's cool, but I feel like enough were added when they released

[nimble glade]

Needs more fire i agree

Perhaps even more daka

Explosives too

More big booms

[jaunty path]

What do you think would happen if humanity conquered conflict all over the world and we didnt need to work to live anymore

[grizzled plover]

Eventually we'd have to fight aliens

Until then ig star trek

Replicators and all that

[jaunty path]

No realistically we'll creat artificial conflict

If no one needs to work theyll make work for themselves.

[hazy kestrel]

We always do

[grizzled plover]

People would either start doing manual labor or art for self fulfillment or we'd go full wall e

[jaunty path]

yeep

some may fall into deep hedonism

[tawdry edge]

@delicate vapor me and phoenix just unlocked the black capes for our mains

[delicate vapor]

W

That nerf did help

[twin flower]

Would removing conflict really remove work tho

[tawdry edge]

did you complete the weekly

[delicate vapor]

Uninstalled sm2

[tawdry edge]

[delicate vapor]

Got my cape and dipped

[tawdry edge]

coward

[delicate vapor]

I didn’t uninstall cause of the weekly fool

[twin flower]

games too boring

[tawdry edge]

it took me and phoenix like 7+ tries

to beat it

[delicate vapor]

Got my cape and iron halo and done

[twin dirge]

I like boring

[delicate vapor]

Now I will go back to my slop games and enjoy them

[twin dirge]

Sm2 slaps

[delicate vapor]

I’ll wait for when tabards come to tactical

[twin flower]

Shih mb dawg

[crisp yoke]

Anyone know where I can make a post for a group?

[candid drift]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[twin flower]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[crisp yoke]

Ty

[dire kayak]

common lynxie w

[jaunty path]

dont think about the logistics.

Like if war, scarcity, and world hunger ended

[timber elk]

YOU FOOL YOU DIDNT SOLO ANY OF THE MAPS

GET BACK INTO THE FRAY

[delicate vapor]

Watch your tone little lamb

[timber elk]

Or what

[delicate vapor]

Or I’m giving these jelly beans elsewhere

[timber elk]

:0

Okay. Go ahead. I just back a 9 pound bag for 90$

[delicate vapor]

Getting scammed

[timber elk]

It’s actually pretty big

[delicate vapor]

You know what else is big

[crisp yoke]

I don’t think I can make a group inv without breaking rules

[delicate vapor]

The lower taper fade

[timber elk]

……..

There’s a joke in there somewhere but I’m not smart enough to figure it

[crisp yoke]

The joke is pineapple

[timber elk]

HAHAHAHAHAH-

stops laughing immediately and just stares at him

[dire kayak]

got a concept for the start of my aos campaign

totally didn't just copy the vt2 tutorial

[twin flower]

I think it'd be an achievement if anything

[jaunty path]

Yeah but then what?

What about after?

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

Got friends coming over?

[timber elk]

WE CONQUER THE STARS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[dire kayak]

not for a while

[jaunty path]

I imagine humanity would be so technologically advanced we conquer disease, illness, and bodily problems n what not

[south jetty]

We'd just do what needs to be done and chill for the rest of the time as was historically noted by settlers who tried to force indigenous populations to work more than they needed to

[jaunty path]

like fewer and fewer consequences for vices.

[south jetty]

even serfs did a lot of chilling out

Serfs had way more vacation time

[dire kayak]

i think id like to just chill out for the rest of my days

without any consequence

[south jetty]

so true

[crude tide]

skitarii today

[grizzled plover]

2wound veteran thinks they're hot shit until they get hit by a poxburster after down and dies instantly goddd

[south jetty]

If I didn't work retail I'd learn gardening n shit

[grizzled plover]

over 100 days a year in much of the HRE

[twin dirge]

One hour till skitarii this month powder

[grizzled plover]

Almost a third of the year off

[crude tide]

skitarii tomorrow

skitarii this month

[south jetty]

i wish that was me......

[grizzled plover]

inshallah if I was alive in the middle ages I'd be some sort of nomadic pastoralist

[grizzled plover]

You're also gonna love learning that they spent the early morning til late afternoon working then spent all night partying lmao

with mid day breaks

[mystic fossil]

skitarriii next month

[south jetty]

ohhhhh to have the winter time off just to be cozy

[twin dirge]

I wish I could play one wound

[south jetty]

oh trust me my friend loves to tell me all about this since this is his jam

It's why I know

[grizzled plover]

I can't even consistently get lunch breaks but serfs were out here stopping everything 4 hours into working to hit the bar and eat and hang out before finishing the day 2 hours later

[south jetty]

I'm lucky to get more than 2 weeks of vacation 😭

[twin dirge]

I work overnight at a gas station and I literally don't get lunch breaks for my 8 hour shift

[grizzled plover]

I love the benefits of industrialism but I really do long to just drive my horses across the eurasian steppe and terrorize some polish villages with the boys

[south jetty]

which I have to ration throughout the year

[twin dirge]

I am fully expected to eat while working to keep customers flowing

[grizzled plover]

join a union :3

start one if there is none

[twin flower]

Thats oddly specific?

[twin dirge]

I live in probably the most anti union state available

[south jetty]

I heard the IWW is a good one

[grizzled plover]

remember, union negotiation is the compromise we made with the bosses because they were tired of us locking them in buildings and setting them on fire

[south jetty]

I long for clean air, a lack of light pollution, and weather that doesn't make me worry

[twin dirge]

Get unionized get unionized get unionized

[crude tide]

goldenglow

[twin dirge]

Yes

[warm gyro]

@grizzled plover i like your cuman pfp

[grizzled plover]

My family is from what used to be Cumania and is now eastern Hungary before they came to the united states. If I had been born in the middle ages I would have been a steppe rider

[warm gyro]

do you want to be friends

[twin dirge]

You be knowing something about best doggo?

[grizzled plover]

Igen

[twin flower]

Badass

[warm gyro]

yay!

[crude tide]

very cute dog

[delicate vapor]

[twin dirge]

[south jetty]

Industrialism turned my home into a Superfund site

[twin dirge]

Whatchu mean by that

[south jetty]

😔

[grizzled plover]

If I could have chosen where to be born I would have picked inner mongolia where they still practice pastoralism. Even though those bastards drove my forefathers into Europe and made them settle

[twin flower]

Going by that, I'd prolly be a tribal huntsman in the mountains before Spanish Conquistadors colonise our islands and get enslaved

[twin dirge]

I wanna be born 90 years in the future

Embrace the great unknown

[grizzled plover]

Never forgiving the Khan of Khans for making me American

[south jetty]

I'd be crafting n chilling in a longhouse

[grizzled plover]

Nah nah always believe you would have died in battle

[south jetty]

Imagining the masterful art and beadwork I could be doing instead of suffering at Costco

[warm gyro]

@grizzled plover can i send you 52 packs of oatmeal

[grizzled plover]

I work at a panera bread man I'm getting ritualistically humiliated every day

[dire kayak]

i long to be part of a fantasy party and go hunting dragons

[delicate vapor]

Back to the tavern you go goob

[grizzled plover]

I will always support 52 packs of oatmeal I eat like a horse, all grains and fruits

[twin dirge]

Unironically love eating there

How bad is the food treated

[warm gyro]

Ah let's see what's else on this Throne page

Ah.

I see.

[grizzled plover]

Believe it or not at least at my store we do treat the food well

The issue is Covelli Enterprises, our franchisee, is cheap as fuck

[twin dirge]

So I'm not crazy ok

[south jetty]

One time my mom found a pallet chip in her Panera salad

[grizzled plover]

Essentially the employees at my store are fucking struggling to make do with what our parent company gives us

[south jetty]

Let's start composting.

[twin dirge]

Extra fiber

[grizzled plover]

Listen, industrialism has some benefits

[grizzled plover]

It probably wasn't put there on purpose

[twin dirge]

I love the turkey bacon bravo

It's an addiction

Make sweet love to that sandwich

[grizzled plover]

Alright listen

The signature sauce is thousand island and the turkey is the same seasonings as like, Boar's Head ovengold turkey

[twin dirge]

[warm gyro]

you have so many different swords on here

some short

some long

some phallic

what is ur weapon of choice

[twin flower]

Phallic you say?

[twin dirge]

Alr well looks like I'm never ordering Panera again

[grizzled plover]

Glaive, actually

[twin flower]

Bardiche

[south jetty]

It certainly had none for my city with one of the most polluted lakes sitting on top of mercury-laden sediment

And there was a time when a bunch of caustic chemicals frothed and bubbled up from the soil, corroding vehicles and causing chemical burns. Among other things

People still get rashes when they make contact with the water

[grizzled plover]

I do a medieval combat simulation sport called Belegarth with padded weapons and I typically fight with spears and glaives

[twin dirge]

Tho I will say the cherry lime fresco y'all make is good

Not worth 5 bucks tho

[south jetty]

To imagine we used to be able to drink that water 😩

[twin dirge]

I wanna use a big sword

[warm gyro]

i like

longsword

[twin dirge]

I wanna larp with a massive sword

[grizzled plover]

Any cherry limeaid, add dried cherries

[south jetty]

I wanna become a bear

[warm gyro]

liechtenauer tradition

[south jetty]

if we're being fantasy pilled

[grizzled plover]

My man Fox made me a custom greatsword for my sport for only $200, got a 6.5 footer

[south jetty]

turn me into a bear

[twin dirge]

I wanna stab people with a foam flamberge

[twin flower]

like .. actual sword?

[south jetty]

smack someone with a foam mace

[grizzled plover]

Bel uses padded weapons unfortunately

[twin flower]

We got a local HEMA guild in my city

[twin dirge]

Gonna get a foam mace and shield and start screaming EDICT: KILL at nerf wars

[twin flower]

Had the honor of touching some of their blunted swords and weaponry

[twin dirge]

Before bum rushing people

[warm gyro]

flamberge is good in a bind

[twin flower]

I also practiced archery a fair bit there lmao

[south jetty]

I wish I could do anything martial arts but alas, my defective back

[warm gyro]

but i wouldnt want to have been one of the people who would sharpen those things

that seems like a bitch

[south jetty]

I'm lucky I can still walk

[grizzled plover]

My condolences. If it's any help, eventually the land will clean itself out. You may not live to see it, but it's land you toil and live on so I reckon you'll stick around to appreciate it once you pass

[grizzled plover]

The ever helpful page:

[grizzled plover]

That's me about buhurt with my chronic pain disorder

[warm gyro]

i have POTS but i am trying to go out more and more

i understand how you guys feel

[twin flower]

Whats POTS

[south jetty]

Nah, it's been like this for about a century and hasn't gotten much better. All they did was build over the chemical disaster while other disasters have been unfolding recently - mainly, mud boils and sinkholes

[warm gyro]

a pain in the fucking ass

[twin flower]

Like.. literally?

[south jetty]

And anyone involved with the cleanup has signed NDAs

[grizzled plover]

Nah nah. Don't forget that it all used to be toxic swamps, boiling lava fields, and ice sheets before it was liveable. The earth has a way of healing itself

[south jetty]

postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome
you sit up and get really dizzy or faint, that kind of thing

[grizzled plover]

Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome, a nervous system disorder that causes pain and fainting for no fucking reason

[warm gyro]

its a neurological disorder

[grizzled plover]

I've got it and I think fibromyalgia

[warm gyro]

my body fights myself when i try to go literally anywhere

you just want to drop

or sometimes you do

[grizzled plover]

I been working myself hard to reclaim my autonomy

And frankly not everyone with POTS is fucking able to

It sucks, massively

[warm gyro]

you have it too??

yes its miserable

[delicate vapor]

[south jetty]

Well this is no natural formation event, and it's entirely the fault of human activity
I just hope they actually start cleaning up the mess in my lifetime because that was an integral part of our home and history 😔

[grizzled plover]

Yep

[warm gyro]

i do have a cane if i need it though

[grizzled plover]

I use a cane to move around and steroids to manage my fibro pain so I'm only dealing with the faintheartedness

[warm gyro]

i wanted to get one with flames on it

like house

but alas

[south jetty]

It also has poisoned the creeks running through my home reservation so 😩😩😩

[grizzled plover]

I got a fighting cane from purpleheart armory

[grizzled plover]

reservation

It suddenly makes sense now, fuck every company

I mean, fuck every company to begin with but

[south jetty]

Industrialism: because they thought what we were doing was broke and needed to be fixed I guess

[grizzled plover]

Yeah don't you know your way of life that'd been working for centuries needs to be fixed by killing you all and poisoning the land you work and live on

[south jetty]

IDK about you but I don't think it's good to turn entire swaths of land into shit that burns your skin and salty sediment that can give out under you and kill

[grizzled plover]

I don't think anything more advanced than the water wheel was a good idea these days

[south jetty]

We like to joke about three-eyed fish coming out of the water of the lake still

[grizzled plover]

Put me on a horse and let me die in a war

[south jetty]

Also the lake often smells like a giant fart

[warm gyro]

i wish i could check out buhurt but theres no events in my area at all

[south jetty]

which is probably not normal

[warm gyro]

and also is a bit cost prohibitive

[grizzled plover]

Shrimply try Belegarth

No armor needed

Still beat the shit out of each other

Much more informal, groups can just be two friends with foam weapons and their dog

[warm gyro]

i think thats even less likely to find for me

but it would be silly

[grizzled plover]

We have a realm finder

[grizzled plover]

Silly is good. Silly is why you're here

[warm gyro]

for eu?

[grizzled plover]

There's Italia in italy that meets in Verona and Monachium in Munich

[south jetty]

It would be so fun to wear a costume

[warm gyro]

oh thats too far

[grizzled plover]

More surprising than you think

[twin dirge]

Mmmm, methane

Light a smoke next to the lake next time it smells like a fart

[grizzled plover]

You can start a group easily, Italia and Monachium both would love other groups to host events with

[south jetty]

I've seen many lakes in my life. None have ever smelled so awful. Like a mass die-off every summer

[mystic fossil]

born to be an adventurer in a fantasy world forced to be another cog in the system

[south jetty]

Sometimes it's all bubbly and foamy at the shore

[grizzled plover]

We as of yet have not been able to start a group in antarctica :(

[twin dirge]

I'm starting a group in Antarctica

I will be the sole founder

[south jetty]

penguin LARP

[warm gyro]

that sounds fun

[south jetty]

penguin warrior

[grizzled plover]

If anyone knows antarctic researchers tell them I will ship them foam weapons if they'll start a bel realm

[twin dirge]

I shall fight penguins with a padded mace

[warm gyro]

theres no groups in northern europe at all unfortunately

[delicate vapor]

from madagascar?

[grizzled plover]

Indeed it would, all you need is weapons and willing bodies. Most weapons these days are made by craftsmen and then sold but if you need to make things on the cheap the old days of tennis rackets and camping pad are still fresh in memory

[twin dirge]

Mmmm

Long stick

[patent scroll]

Bro the ship has been awfully laggy lately ngl

[warm gyro]

there is buhurt here apparently but

[delicate vapor]

havent slept since 3zm

3am

[warm gyro]

hours away

lol

[delicate vapor]

[warm gyro]

but

[grizzled plover]

Buhurt and hema are p big in eastern and northern europe from what I heard

The issue is cost

I cannot afford a harness

[warm gyro]

i do fencing

im not amazing

but i do it

[patent scroll]

500k away from that final event joint fr twin slime homie broham bromazome homunculus twinalicous fam

Yes I absolutely had to add those extra names 😌

[grizzled plover]

Aight imma sleep, guten nacht everyone

[twin dirge]

Homunculus making me wanna play void crew

And goodnight friend

[patent scroll]

Yes gluten free nachos too twin

[south jetty]

I want to kill another daemonhost

[twin dirge]

You don't kill the daemonhosts on sight?

[patent scroll]

That's the first thing I do when I spot em

[south jetty]

not as a ratling no

Mission is for pay and surviving when you're small

[formal mortar]

I am cooking mac n cheese

And the phrase macaroni in a pot is a very appropriate description

[south jetty]

Cupcakke.....

[marsh iris]

nap nap 👊

[delicate vapor]

not yet

after 3:30pm

[delicate vapor]

watching deadlock videos and is this basically just LoL but third person

[dire kayak]

rowboat girlyman
lemon russ
robot door
girlypopturabo
volcano
comrade cause

i can't think of any others

[formal mortar]

Sugpenius

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

I am a wordsmith

[twin dirge]

Yeah pretty much

But the characters are hotter too

[formal mortar]

Debatable

[twin dirge]

Abraham can hold my hand

[twin flower]

Mina can suck my blood

[twin dirge]

Abrams

Auto always does me dirty

[twin dirge]

FUCK SO REAL

SHES SO HOT

Vampires >

[formal mortar]

But league has Zac

[twin flower]

My man 🤝

[dire kayak]

do i continue the xenosaurs, yuri or my own setting

[twin flower]

We have Viscous

[twin dirge]

Zac is hot

[twin flower]

whats your own setting

[nimble glade]

Vampires are cooler than werewolves, true.

[twin dirge]

I like both games btw

[nimble glade]

I heard vampire and was summoned from the darkest depths of the internet.

[twin flower]

I like league but not the community

[twin dirge]

Truth

[twin flower]

Deadlock is noice tho

[formal mortar]

As long as they arent the ones that sparkle in the sun

[dire kayak]

it's my own science fiction setting

[twin flower]

i never thought id come back to Moba games and Valve made one thats actually decent

[twin flower]

Id say that or the Xenosaurs

[formal mortar]

Should I play deadlock?

[twin dirge]

Yes

When it's fully out

[formal mortar]

I have it downloaded and 0 playtime

[twin flower]

Its quite fun

It takes maybe like 20 hrs to get acclimated tho

[twin dirge]

[twin flower]

At least imo

[nimble glade]

Would be cool pvp game of 3 vampires vs 13 vampire hunters.

Heresy that it hasn't happened yet.

[formal mortar]

Is the playtest or beta or whatever over?

[dire kayak]

someone should turn kill team into a full 40k comp game

[nimble glade]

It could be Warhammer too

Think about it

[dire kayak]

include nemesis operatives too

[nimble glade]

The potential

[twin flower]

Its still closed beta I think but do you need an invite?

Or have you had one already

[nimble glade]

Then you can have Saltz make a cameo!

Peak

[formal mortar]

No i already had one

[twin flower]

Surprisingly enough there was like 300k players last time I checked I think

Could be wrong but its quite healthy

[gritty carbon]

instead of mina you just get drifter mauling you in some unnamed forest

[twin flower]

More like a back alley

I'd be down for that lmao

[twin dirge]

I'm so down

[gritty carbon]

london special

[formal mortar]

Teach me how to play sometime

[nimble glade]

For Warhammer 40k: Battlefield?

Peak

What are the factions?

[twin flower]

No? i was talking about deadlock

[formal mortar]

Do they got a smol guy in deadlock?

[gritty carbon]

yes

[formal mortar]

Orks vs orks

[twin flower]

Rem

[nimble glade]

What is that about?

[twin flower]

The lil basterd

[gritty carbon]

support guy, very funny

puts people to sleep

[twin flower]

"support"

[gritty carbon]

yes, i know

[formal mortar]

I am down for putting people to sleep

[gritty carbon]

but he was designed to be a support yes?

neverrmind that he doesnt play like one

[twin flower]

No I know, I was sarcasting cuz he can nuke you with his kit lmao

Hence the quotation marks

[gritty carbon]

ye lmao

i mean

[nimble glade]

Oh it's a supernatural moba game thing exclusive to PC.

[twin flower]

And gun rem is like

[gritty carbon]

what better support that applying the death status to enemies

the best cc there is!

[twin flower]

Surprisingly busted?

[nimble glade]

Heresy that it's not on console yet.

[twin flower]

like wth

[gritty carbon]

i remember when the bookgirl gun build was busted

did they nerf that yet

[twin flower]

Oh i've never seen Paige with gun builds when I joined, maybe it did?

[twin flower]

She's an annoying caster tho

[formal mortar]

If i play the lil guy and they nerf him ill be sad

[gritty carbon]

it was horrible man, turns her book into a shotgun

[twin flower]

Y'know with the other stuff you can do with the other champs I can see that happening

[formal mortar]

Pagemaster vibes

[gritty carbon]

she wont even grant you the decency of seeing the horse

[twin flower]

He's stronk, but the game offers counters to almost anything

so not one hero is too strong

If you know how to build around them

[gritty carbon]

just sends shrapnels of magic into your face

[formal mortar]

Make my name go the fuck to sleep

Is there proximity voice chat in it?