general-chat

[limber zealot]

Do you think I'm from Ontario?

[warm gyro]

thats the breaking bad place

[limber zealot]

I'm American bro

[warm gyro]

thats the incest place

[somber scroll]

British colombian

[astral basin]

OH SHIT HES FRENCH ADJACENT EVERYONE HIT THE DECK

Oh

Hm

Montana

[limber zealot]

Do you wanna guess my state now?

[limber zealot]

Christ no

[somber scroll]

Nepal

[limber zealot]

God I would've killed myself by now

[warm gyro]

thats where the iced tea is made

[somber scroll]

Rhode Island

[warm gyro]

family guy

[limber zealot]

No but that's closer than Montana

[jaunty path]

I feel

Ena is

2 two extremes

Sadness and emotional sensitvity

[astral basin]

Virgin

[somber scroll]

American occultism*

[limber zealot]

Nope

[warm gyro]

yeah i said family guy

[somber scroll]

Carolina

[limber zealot]

Ask me some regional questions or something

[jaunty path]

but the other side isnt necessarily sad

[limber zealot]

Which one

There's 2

[somber scroll]

South

[jaunty path]

but

hm.

[limber zealot]

No

[astral basin]

Illinois

[limber zealot]

Once again I would've killed myself

[limber zealot]

I was in Illinois last weekend

[warm gyro]

i should be writing right now

but i dont want to

[astral basin]

Just had a trucker come from Illinois

[limber zealot]

Chicago is a dope city

[somber scroll]

It was a mind trick, I would've said north but that wouldnt have played on my mask of stupidity game

[limber zealot]

Very fun

[obsidian wren]

Is it gummy sefoni?

[astral basin]

Michigan

[warm gyro]

actually i do want to

but im so lazy

[limber zealot]

I'm from the beaut-i-ful city of Detroit

[wraith phoenix]

Skitarii next month pass the powder

[somber scroll]

Get a load of this guy

[limber zealot]

Which the French would pronounce in some stupid way that sounds gay

[warm gyro]

thats the... i dont know... what is michigan known for

[jaunty path]

Did you become human

[somber scroll]

Beautiful city of detroit

[wraith phoenix]

ghey?

[limber zealot]

We're the frenchiest city in all of America

[somber scroll]

He never will, americans dont do that

[warm gyro]

oh i know. michigan is the place where all those violent bodycam videos i see on youtube.com come from

[limber zealot]

Our city is laid out the way French cities are

[wraith phoenix]

Baguette

[twin flower]

Its a reference to a game

[jaunty path]

Continue your ouroboros, european.

[somber scroll]

Day trwa

[limber zealot]

Lakes and cars mostly

[obsidian wren]

Tomorrow will be skitarii this month powder

Prepare your nosh

[limber zealot]

We have the biggest fresh water lakes in all of the Americas

And Ford and GM are from here

[somber scroll]

Crab invasion

[surreal onyx]

Ew.

[limber zealot]

We also to a lesser extent have cherries going for us

[warm gyro]

is it common for michiganers to fill eachother with bullet holes as a form of greeting

[somber scroll]

Great lakes lore

[limber zealot]

Not if you aren't involved in some gang shit

[warm gyro]

are you gang shit

[limber zealot]

Michigan is one of the nice states in the Midwest

[jaunty path]

The robeless skitarii's looked soooh kyute >⩊<

[limber zealot]

No

[warm gyro]

why not

[obsidian wren]

Bionic human nugget

[surreal onyx]

Well, the UP is.

[somber scroll]

He only level 1 crook

[limber zealot]

Detroit is rad

[surreal onyx]

It’s kinda its own state up there.

[jaunty path]

The Kyutest nuggets >⩊<

[limber zealot]

People love to hate from outside the club tho

[warm gyro]

we need to tar and feather you

[twin flower]

stinky nuggets

[jaunty path]

I'm not serbian.

[limber zealot]

That's why the slogan is Detroit vs. Everybody lol

[somber scroll]

Yes ma'am

[obsidian wren]

You need to slow down on the vodka miss cougar

[limber zealot]

Ann Arbor is a cool town as well

[surreal onyx]

No, that’s New Jersey.

[warm gyro]

phew

[limber zealot]

Lots of fun shit there

[warm gyro]

what a fucking relief

[jaunty path]

Im not drinking liquor you silly billy.

[obsidian wren]

Im kissing you as a form of punishment

[jaunty path]

However

[somber scroll]

She's drinking souls

[limber zealot]

Cause I'm not from a poor neighborhood

[jaunty path]

thinking its about time I have some beer and ice cream

https://youtu.be/-py41Tm92fI

[limber zealot]

I'm thinking it's about time I go to bed

I'm tired ash

[warm gyro]

you have kissed people 42 times in the darktide official discord server

[limber zealot]

It's like 3AM here

[somber scroll]

Every criminal is famously poor

Well known fact

[cosmic burrow]

slaaneshite

[limber zealot]

Gangbangers usually are

[surreal onyx]

Al Capone said otherwise.

[limber zealot]

Which is why I specified gang shit

[somber scroll]

Imma bang your gang

[surreal onyx]

[limber zealot]

Detroit has had billions of dollars pumped into it over the last 20 years to make it nice

And it's working

[formal mortar]

You ever get so high that you can't walk so you gotta do the zoot scoot?

[nocturne bloom]

Worse. From New York

[somber scroll]

Have you ever met Robocop

[surreal onyx]

Have you seen season 3 of one punch?

[warm gyro]

oh i love robocop

[warm gyro]

the first one

[formal mortar]

[warm gyro]

the second one is not great but enjoyable nonetheless

[jaunty path]

Oh Shit Gangs sound like a bunch of dudes that make tools and weapons with Metallified shit.

[warm gyro]

I don't want to talk about Robocop 3.

[limber zealot]

If RoboCop ever exists irl that mf is gonna be deployed in Israel let's be honest here lol

[somber scroll]

Whar

[warm gyro]

thats where freddy fazbear is

[surreal onyx]

I love how they dropped an absolute legend of a song so casually for the credits of season 3.

[somber scroll]

Robocop is not a soldier

[surreal onyx]

Well, duh. As the name suggests, he’s a cop. Lol.

[limber zealot]

No but he is inhuman

[formal mortar]

I go back to sleeo need to awake in 4 hours

[somber scroll]

No shit sherlock

[astral basin]

I wanna see what illinois is like
I “know” a few people in michigan, an few in OK
… hm tryna think of where else

[somber scroll]

That's not very kind

Have some respect for our skitarii lad

[formal mortar]

It depends where in illinois you go

[limber zealot]

Chicago is awesome

[formal mortar]

Chicago is ass

[limber zealot]

Chicago rules

[somber scroll]

Sweet home chicago

[limber zealot]

Idk how anyone could hate Chicago

[somber scroll]

She caught the katy and left me a mule to ride

[limber zealot]

I love going there

[surreal onyx]

Because I’ve lived there. 🤣

[warm gyro]

do i go be productive and write, play ff14, or take a nap

please decide for me

[somber scroll]

Take a shit 👍

[limber zealot]

Idk man living there seems pretty sweet to me

I'd kill people to have a public transit system that good

[somber scroll]

Chicago has high crime rates afaik

[surreal onyx]

It used to be. In the 80’s and 90’s. 2000’s onward have not been great to the city.

[limber zealot]

Yeah just like any city with a large population and sketchy places

[jaunty path]

My father when I ask him whether I should take my lucky turd or not

[astral basin]

Not a fan of the idea of chicago
Im not a fan of metropolis places in general. People ruin everything

[warm gyro]

disgusting

how do i get one

[formal mortar]

Chicago is fine to visit for some things, thats it.

[limber zealot]

Idk I'm a city slicker I guess

[somber scroll]

Me when I'm the 2nd most populated place in the us

[jaunty path]

Take a lucky shit.

[surreal onyx]

During the day. Lol.

[limber zealot]

I did plenty of shit at night when I was there

I've been there a handful of times and it's always been for live music

[surreal onyx]

House of Blues?

[astral basin]

Chicago is a boat ride away from detroit
Also. A lot of people migrate to where i live from chicago.
I get to get a faint idea of how bad it gets

[limber zealot]

Nah it was all rock stuff

[limber zealot]

More of a train ride

Boat would have to be like Grand Rapids rather than Detroit

[astral basin]

Oh god youre from California?

[somber scroll]

What

[limber zealot]

Cause Detroit is on the east side of the state

[formal mortar]

I've been to chicago a lot because i have family there.

[limber zealot]

Some people aren't built for it I guess

[somber scroll]

I am the great calife of california

[limber zealot]

I think I am tho

[mystic fossil]

how's the block

[limber zealot]

I could be broke as shit in Chicago and I think I'd still be happy there

[mystic fossil]

the O-block

[limber zealot]

My parents almost moved to Chicago at one point

[formal mortar]

Chicago still sucks

[limber zealot]

How so

What's wrong with it

[astral basin]

Every person i met touristing from cali legit has a chip on their shoulder in some way. Absolutely nuts

[warm gyro]

i dont think i would like chicago or any place like that

[formal mortar]

What's right with it?

[warm gyro]

i enjoy being able to frolic around barefoot

[limber zealot]

Yeah California motherfuckers suck

[warm gyro]

and perhaps walk to the store

[limber zealot]

Then yeah Chicago is not for you

[limber zealot]

You can definitely do this in Chicago

[warm gyro]

except i am a fat lazy chud

so i end up not walking

[jaunty path]

Splatoon is the best thing Nintendo has made

[limber zealot]

Chicago is literally one of the only cities in the US with a great public transit system

[mystic fossil]

california highways are the single most inefficient and shitty infrastructure i have EVER seen WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOMINATION

[limber zealot]

When I was there I paid like $10 to get a weekend pass for their subway and busses

[astral basin]

Also. I knew a guy that moved out there a couple of months. He said he was at a job site that was basically walk on, minimal paperwork. Said a lot of his coworkers would legit get disappeared after “follow up” information calls

[mystic fossil]

8 OVERLAPPING HIGHWAYS STACKED ON EACH OTHER

[jaunty path]

Why are the squid sisters

so

awesome

[mystic fossil]

splatoon?

[jaunty path]

ye

Am I the only person in this chat

who played splatoon 1

[warm gyro]

hated wii u

[limber zealot]

Once again this is just something that happens when your city is a giant ass melting pot with millions of people in it and it's metro area

[warm gyro]

ptooey

[jaunty path]

nintendo needs to die

taking down splatoon 1 servers

[warm gyro]

i dont go out much anyways

i go toooo

local store

[astral basin]

Terrifying

[mystic fossil]

the rollers or snipers in splatoon are my fav

[warm gyro]

my tabletop store

aaaaand

thats it

im a little recluse

[limber zealot]

There's some tabletop stores in Chicago but they're not really in Chicago proper

[jaunty path]

Da inkling

[limber zealot]

They're usually in the suburbs and outer neighborhoods

[jaunty path]

...very gud

the paint brush

so awesome

[limber zealot]

Cause you can't really sustain a business like that in a downtown

At least not in America

[warm gyro]

i havent built any minis or models in many months

[limber zealot]

Maybe in the UK or something

[astral basin]

I go to work and home. Too depressed and broke to do much else

[warm gyro]

flogging myself for importing pbandai model kits and then never building them

[marsh iris]

the first time i entered the tabletop store community is the time I went out often, it had closed down years ago and i stopped since the next one is too far away

[limber zealot]

That's rough

[marsh iris]

had a blast with kill team 😔

[limber zealot]

I still haven't finished my MG Heavyarms EW Custom

[warm gyro]

my army is custodes :)

[mystic fossil]

go frolic, you deserve the best in life

[astral basin]

Frolic

[limber zealot]

I don't have an army I just buy models that I like the look of

[warm gyro]

the one in question is hg byarlant custom (dessinee ver.)

was pbandai

[limber zealot]

That's a cool one

I want a Byarlant

[warm gyro]

i want them to stop fucking around and make actual g gundam and turn a lines

instead of sentencing them to premium hell

[limber zealot]

They just reprinted MG Turn X

[warm gyro]

dats a reprint

[limber zealot]

I almost bought one but it was 80 bones

[warm gyro]

i also dont do mg

[limber zealot]

MG is my favorite line

[warm gyro]

i build HG and RG

[limber zealot]

I hate RG

[warm gyro]

rg because im sick in the head

[limber zealot]

I obsessively sand every nub

[warm gyro]

i have rg hi-nu

[limber zealot]

And sanding RG nubs is hellish

[warm gyro]

it makes me weep

[limber zealot]

My toughest kit is my PG Astray

That thing took me a month

[warm gyro]

i have mg astray

the umm

[limber zealot]

I have the red one

[warm gyro]

idk its long name and i dont CARE about seed

[limber zealot]

PG blue and yellow and shit are all peebs

[warm gyro]

nevermind its build fighters

sengoku astray gundam

[limber zealot]

That's what I was gonna guess

That's a cool kit

But I refuse to buy variants

[warm gyro]

i want to work on my hg full armor unicorn

[limber zealot]

I won't have 2 different versions of what is essentially the same kit

[warm gyro]

i have three jestas...

[limber zealot]

I had the verka but I returned it and bought the PG Astray

[limber zealot]

Are they customized at all?

[warm gyro]

jesta 1

jesta 2

jesta cannon

i was going to but im sooo lazy

[limber zealot]

I actually do quite like the Jesta cannon

Jesta is a great kit

[astral basin]

I lowkey want enough models to host private kill team games
But.
Eugh

[limber zealot]

One of my favorites

[limber zealot]

I have 75% of a void dancer kill team

[warm gyro]

its a jestra trio to back up my unicorn :)

[limber zealot]

And 100% of a SoB kill team if you're fine with running proxies

[limber zealot]

I think my favorite kit ever might be the Wing Honoo

That thing is awesome

[warm gyro]

i also have banshee. unbuilt however

[limber zealot]

But tbf I did also trip on mushrooms as I was finishing it

[warm gyro]

banshee norn specifically

[limber zealot]

So my opinion may be skewed a tad

[astral basin]

I was upset to find that royal wardens dont have a dedicated slot in kt
Its mostly just fkn mancers 😢

[polar tree]

What’s your guys favorite vehicles of the Adeptus astartes and the Astra militarum

[limber zealot]

Low-key I hate Unicorn Gundam

The OG design is cool

But there's too many fucking variants

Banshee, Norn, Phenex (dumbest design oat), Perfectibility, another one I'm sure I'm forgetting

[astral basin]

Anything thats artillery

[astral basin]

Thats how i felt w starscream
Or transformers in general as i grew out of it
Armada was the one true transformers for me in the end ngl

[limber zealot]

Like how much can we fucking milk this design

[limber zealot]

I like Starscream

But I'm not a transformers guy either really

So I might have a different opinion if I was

[astral basin]

Starscream was a conniving shit
But in most iterations hes just flanderized into full on sniveling bitch

[jaunty path]

What does a transformer say when they want human rights

We all know the answer.

[warm gyro]

least favorite: nemesis dreadknight

most favorite: land raider phobos (classic!)

[limber zealot]

Yeah the conniving thing appeals to me

Alpha Legion is my favorite legion

So it lines up

[jaunty path]

Trans Rights!

[limber zealot]

If you're constantly plotting and scheming I'm gonna pick that guy

I love a mustache twirler

[jaunty path]

Tzeench

[limber zealot]

Surprisingly not my favorite chaos god

Close 2nd tho

[warm gyro]

im so sorry

[limber zealot]

Not an uncommon sentiment when I tell people this

[warm gyro]

i think alpha legion is the only legion i genuinely dislike

and i usually dont care about astartes

[limber zealot]

You either love or hate AL

No in-between it seems

[warm gyro]

I'm a Thousand Sons loyalist

[limber zealot]

So what's your problem with the Alpha Legion

[gritty carbon]

you are either alpharius or alpharius

[warm gyro]

I would have a Tsons army actually!

But I don't want to paint a billion Tzaangors.

[astral basin]

AL have the one goal of being a “but there was a twist!” plot device

[limber zealot]

Usually I just get told that they're annoying

[limber zealot]

And then our glorious champion Mike Brooks gave us 40k relevance

Thanks Mr. Brooks!

[warm gyro]

Underdeveloped and kind of one note

[limber zealot]

Yeah that's what most people say

I just love their gimmick

[jaunty path]

Mike Brook wrote gay people once right

or more

?

[limber zealot]

The fact they're so up their own asses that none of them can see that they're fighting for a plan that doesn't exist is great

[warm gyro]

soundwave is my favorite transformer :)

[limber zealot]

Every warband having a different goal in mind is cool too

[jaunty path]

based

[warm gyro]

actually no

i like soundwave

[limber zealot]

Really allows for some fun homebrew shit

[warm gyro]

but shockwave is the best

[limber zealot]

Yeah in the Alpharius primarch book

A lesbian couple witnesses him doing primarch shit when he was trying to be sneaky

And instead of killing them he recruits them to keep them quiet

That's why he's the goat

[jaunty path]

oh shit

[limber zealot]

I love the way Brooks writes him

[jaunty path]

lmfao

[limber zealot]

Cause he makes him such a smug douche

It rules

[astral basin]

Honestly
The only astartes i like are pre heresy traitors
Or loyalist “lost legions”
Bc like. Its stark contrast of “glory before my brothers became shitheads” and “over arching reasons of why we are better to the other legions”

[warm gyro]

shockwave, soundwave, tarn

[limber zealot]

He tried to assassinate the emperor to prove a point

[warm gyro]

i think i just like decepticons man

[limber zealot]

And in the process killed a custodian

[warm gyro]

i think my favorite autobot is jazz

ive started to like cliffjumper because of the skybound comics

[limber zealot]

After doing this he fights valdor with no armor and fights him to a standstill

Then he does his whole "I am Alpharius" shtick with a shit eating grin

He also auras The Lion

Very funny character

[jaunty path]

Ya know

You guys ever watch the Anime Pluto on netflix?

There's an old blind guy that hates the current(future) age.

All the instruments now are just

devices made to mimic the original instruments

[patent grove]

Some of it

[jaunty path]

all metal boxes

he could get bionic eyes

but he doesnt want to see the future

He hates the future

I thought he was an aggrogant fuck at the time.

Seeing how it is now.

Sheesh.

Lmfao.

[warm gyro]

falls apart near the end

not urasawa's best work i am afraid

[jaunty path]

Can Cyber future movies NOT predict the future?

Thanks.

and dystopian shit period alr

Like

Lets not have Brave New World eh?

[astral basin]

Aggrogant

[limber zealot]

Re-read this segment and man he is just such a cocky prick

That's my fucking primarch right there

[astral basin]

Primarch Johnson knows what the ladies like

[limber zealot]

When Valdor realizes that he killed a member of the Custodes he chastises him and says that he was a good man and loyal to the emperor

[delicate vapor]

There’s a party on our courtyard

It’s so loud

[limber zealot]

And Goatpharius says that the thunder warriors were loyal to the emperor as well but that he's seen few of them lately

Funniest primarch

[gloomy tartan]

Remember when sgt Johnson grabbed that elites ass

Like grabbed a handful

When they hugged

[astral basin]

"Dear Imperium: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Terra. And we most definitely regret that the Astartes just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet! For the Emperor!"

[gloomy tartan]

Hell yeah

You could do the same for when they get the scorpion tank lol

[jaunty path]

Firstborn Unicorn

Hardcore Soft Pooorrrrn

Dream of Californication

Dream of Californication

Dream of Californicatiooonnn

[gloomy tartan]

Just make it the Warhammer tank instead lol

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck is that shit

Did you listen to the Red Hot Chili Peppers on Valium

[astral basin]

I cant get the tank quote converted wo it being a bit heretical

[warm gyro]

i just randomly remembered that the dark angels and its primarch are named after a gay poet who wrote a poem about being a closested gay called The Dark Angel

[gloomy tartan]

Lmfao

[warm gyro]

what did they mean by this

[gloomy tartan]

It’s ok we’ll find other ones

What about giving them their bomb back?

Does that quote work lol?

[jaunty path]

Abnett books have too much Hetereosexual male energy in them

[delicate vapor]

What’s all this noise

[jaunty path]

So I will be burning my Horus Heresy Books.

[gloomy tartan]

Take yo ass to bed grandpa

[warm gyro]

yea thats fair

[gloomy tartan]

Raggedy ass clanker

[delicate vapor]

I can’t sleep now that everyone is doing karaoke

Right next to my window

[astral basin]

“Son, I could be your daddy but the Inquisition beat me to the gene seed”

[twin flower]

I.. doubt they were actually named after that tho

[gloomy tartan]

HA

hahaha

[jaunty path]

We should ban books depicting heterosexual relationships

Or even attraction for that matter

[warm gyro]

Poet Lionel Johnson wrote a poem in 1893 titled The Dark Angel which is about the struggles of being in the closet and his shame

[astral basin]

We should start burning libraries

[jaunty path]

[jaunty path]

ASS
IS
CLEAN!

[astral basin]

Bc THAT has historically NEVER gone wrong

[warm gyro]

as much as it gives me a giggle it is fitting for the incredibly shameful and secretive chapter to get its name from that

[jaunty path]

Vinny Vinesauce.

[gloomy tartan]

Skully I got one i got one

[twin flower]

Its funny people think it has any relation to 40k just cuz there was a poet irl with the same name

[warm gyro]

It does.

[gloomy tartan]

I sent you it

[warm gyro]

That's straight up where it comes from.

[gloomy tartan]

I need help fixing it

It’s one of the old old speeches

[warm gyro]

i have a tummy ache but i am being very brave about it

[gloomy tartan]

Drink coffee

Then you will explode

[warm gyro]

yeah why dont i light the powder keg on fire

[gloomy tartan]

YEAHHHH

[tawny grail]

Your stomach hurts because it's tired

[gloomy tartan]

If you wanna do a pro strat chug cofee then sit on the toilet and watch YouTube

Then you’ll stomach will explode and you’ll feel better

Watch Star Wars

[obsidian wren]

Why is eddy buffing doros ass

[jaunty path]

@gloomy tartan I realize that Californication lyric foreshadowed the My Little Pony fandom

[gloomy tartan]

What

Pls no

Pls no

[jaunty path]

You know I'm right.

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t ruin the song

[warm gyro]

you are a very strange creature

[gloomy tartan]

No I don’t lol explain

[jaunty path]

First born unicooooorn~

Hardcore Soft poooornn~

Dream of Californication~

Dream of Californication~

[gloomy tartan]

Missus is my chud grandson who works at the book factory 🏭

Is unicorn actually a lyric ij the song?

[jaunty path]

Dream of Californication

[warm gyro]

i have a question

is this their usual or are they on a drug

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t remember them singing unicorn

Missus is a event

Like hard summer

[warm gyro]

oh

[wintry fog]

is that one of those red hot boomer peppers songs

[warm gyro]

very strange phenomena*

[gloomy tartan]

I legit don’t remember the unicorn part being in the song lol

Idk if missus is gaslighting me

[jaunty path]

Not only is it symbolic of the rapid Urbanization.

[gloomy tartan]

As the youth are want to do to the elderly

[jaunty path]

I'm High Right now.

[warm gyro]

on what

[little reef]

hello, im a returning player.
just started doing some auric mission, is it courtesy/etiquete of leaving the mission as soon as you are downed or dead in this difficulty so the team gets a bot replacement ? or is it just general rage quit behavior that i should ignore? i noticed this trend almost instantly as soon as i started doing these missions where i sometimes endup with a full bot team before i even realize. should i quit to when im downed ? is it frowned upon by saying down or being a casualty ?

[jaunty path]

5mg edible

[gloomy tartan]

Missus are you trolling or do they really mention 🦄

[jaunty path]

Rage quit yeah

[astral basin]

Each and every one of you bears a sacred trust. We are the spearhead of humanity's defense!

The Heretics want to wipe us out, right?

('Yes Primarch!')

And they think they can do it, right?

('No Primarch!')

Wrong! They know they can do it! They have the edge in sorcery, they have the weaponry to tear this planet asunder, and they have the gall of being Heretics!

But what they don't have... is us.

What they don't have is the Astartes! The most ferocious, most valiant, most stalwart warriors in the galaxy! We are going to lead these foolish heretics out into the abyss, keep 'em busy, and cut 'em down piece by piece!

Am I right, Astartes?!"

(‘FOR THE PRIMARCH! FOR THE IMPERIUM!)

"Mmm-hmm. Damn right I am. Now, lock and load, your glory is waiting!"

[jaunty path]

They mention unicorns yes

lemme get u the video

[gloomy tartan]

Ok queen

[warm gyro]

how are you high off 5

[jaunty path]

I let my tolerance die for 2 days

https://youtu.be/YlUKcNNmywk

[astral basin]

I want edibles

Missus share

[long bear]

So I can't help but notice that it seems like the devs are chafing a little bit under all the stricturs of GW's Standards and Practices. Do you think Fatshark will ever break off and try a Tide-like game with their own discrete setting? And if so, what would you hope it would be?

[gloomy tartan]

Hey dump stat

[gloomy tartan]

Would you rather eat a cow the size of a chicken or a chicken the size of a cow

[warm gyro]

If they leave as soon as they are downed, they are rage quitting.

However, some people do genuinely leave when they die so a bot can spawn in. I only really legitimately see this happen in Auric Maelstrom. They often rejoin.

It's usually ragequit though otherwise

[jaunty path]

Rejoin?

Probably crash.

Bots play worse than players

but sometimes

[warm gyro]

the latter

[jaunty path]

it can be a real

clutch

lmfao

[warm gyro]

i like chicken more than beef :)

and thats a lot of chicken

[jaunty path]

I want beef Bulogi

@gloomy tartan did u watch the vid

the lyrics is genuinely in there

[hazy valley]

spicy beef bulgogi....

[warm gyro]

What makes you think they are chafing

[long bear]

Ough. Bulgogi...

I miss living near chinatown.

[hazy valley]

The dev talks and blog make it sound like the devs LOVE the Warhammer universe and were very happy to do the Mechanicus but it took this long because it needed to be done correctly

[warm gyro]

I think Fatshark is content with their relationship with GW especially considering how long they have supported VT2

[gloomy tartan]

What if they were bronys

🧠

[hazy valley]

They're probably making a decent amount of money from Darktide considering how they're able to continue supporting it with content

but idk

[jaunty path]

not likely

[jaunty path]

Oh yeah I imagine they are

getting paid to sit around and do nothing is really nice

[hazy valley]

I half expect once they finish Darktide's story they'll make a Darktide 2

and they're vaguely making a new game in unreal engine right?

[jaunty path]

Ahhh

[warm gyro]

darktide's "story"

[jaunty path]

Man

[hazy valley]

that's probably not Darktide 2 tho

[gloomy tartan]

Dark tide 2

Light side

[long bear]

This is my own experience as a copywriter, but a lot of their announcements about things like delays, both with the Hive Scum and the whole "We wanted a mechanicus presence the entire time but we wanted to make sure we got it right" is the kind of language we use in the biz when it's "Someone upstairs kept telling us to go back to the drawing board."

That is not to say this is exactly what is happening. But it kind of feels that way. I may also just be paranoid.

[twin flower]

Lowkey wish Darktide 2 doesnt happen lmao

[jaunty path]

If DT gets a new game at the rate of devs with the game as it is now?

[gloomy tartan]

Darktide but it’s against orks

[jaunty path]

DT 2 is gonna be a fucking failure

lmfao.

[twin flower]

After the amount of hours you spend on this one you really wanna do it again?

[true widget]

so dt 2 should never happen cause i have too much time on this one

[long bear]

I think it's more likely GW would try to get 'em to do a Tide game set in the Mortal Realms.

[twin flower]

This lmao

[atomic carbon]

Yo is hive scum any good

[warm gyro]

Oh you mean that. Yeah I definitely see what you mean, they've been saying things like that for a bit

[jaunty path]

It may so you need to buy brand new stupid cosmetics

[long bear]

"Soultide" maybe. All the players are soulbound like the RPG, so they can come back whenever they die.

[gloomy tartan]

Are you any good

[jaunty path]

Good if you're skilled.

Bad if you're not.

[true widget]

💢

[true widget]

like every class ever

[warm gyro]

In terms of fun or strength/meta

[twin flower]

Huh?

[hazy valley]

This probably is accurate to a degree. They said they wanted Mechanicus in since launch but there was a lot of planning involved. Games Workshop definitely held the leash pretty tightly on that. They also mentioned how they were very slow on making any sort of cosmetics involving cosmetics for the other classes because they always hoped to go all out with an AdMech class

[lilac crag]

hi chat

[true widget]

oops

hi alex

[runic finch]

Uhh question...Commodore's Vestures will rotate next week right?

[hazy valley]

HI ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[jaunty path]

You pay 50 dollars for cosmetics and get 2939803189 inferno staff buffs

[atomic carbon]

Both

[lilac crag]

HIYA CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hazy valley]

I couldn't sleep and ended up hopping into Darktide for a bit to grind the event

[long bear]

Wait. no being Soulbound doesn't give you resurrection. But it makes it harder to be killed. It's a magical process in the game's universe that lets normal soldiers take on dragons, ogors, etc.

[lilac crag]

hiya samym

[true widget]

infer oo ., ,staf .🤤

[hazy valley]

I can't believe it's going this fast geez

[true widget]

claps myu hands

[lilac crag]

woooow didnt invite me

[hazy valley]

they're gonna finish it in another day or 2

[gloomy tartan]

Buff women with the tall update

[jaunty path]

Scum is very strong and very fun to play.

[true widget]

signalis

signlais

signailayus

[twin flower]

Do you mean.. darktide?

[atomic carbon]

But what if I suck

[true widget]

i love signal is

[true widget]

youll get better

[jaunty path]

Then you will suffer.

[gloomy tartan]

Then you will suck faster

[long bear]

I hope they do. But also all the other classes only have one page of cosmetics. Which feels, to me, like upper-management issues.

[gloomy tartan]

Die harder

[jaunty path]

most who hate the class are bad players.

[hazy valley]

but it's fun dropping into matches! I got into one where one person was dead, one person was down in front of 2 Crushers and another was under a pox hound. I live for hot drop moments like that LMFAO

[gloomy tartan]

Scum is a candle burn bright

[jaunty path]

This isnt opinion its fact

[astral basin]

What if you named the skitarii
“Former Jokaero”?

[warm gyro]

It's very strong with many powerful build options, and I personally think it is the most fun class in the game. I main it.

[delicate vapor]

Hello noob

[runic finch]

Uhh question...Commodore's Vestures will rotate next week right?

[lilac crag]

YEAH THATS WHERE THE FUN IS AT

[gloomy tartan]

Missus likes piss colored drinks

[long bear]

Look Age of Sigmar has narrative problems. But it's its own discrete setting. More "High fantasy" than the Old World.

[lilac crag]

hi noob

[gloomy tartan]

This Is not opinion it fact

[jaunty path]

Lemonade is so good 🤤

[delicate vapor]

Pink lemonade..

[atomic carbon]

Does anyone wanna help me level up hive scum lol

[jaunty path]

Mm even better

[long bear]

Though honestly, a Vermintide 3 where you can make your own custom characters would be kinda rad.

[hazy valley]

It definitely is. There's a limit on what the lore allows and Games Workshop is very strict with it. Just because someone can make up new ideas for new cosmetics doesn't mean it fits within lore

[jaunty path]

Fastest is just playing.

You'll get there. Just dont rage quit

[hazy valley]

I'm going to name my Skitarii "ARAR-S2311" and my Servo-Skull will be named "Elf"

[true widget]

Play with me

now

Right Now

NOW

[atomic carbon]

I like the judge dredd guy a lot

[long bear]

Yeah, that's why I'd like to see what the team could do unchecked. Without the whole burden of those larger liscense holders on their back.

[lilac crag]

ok

[astral basin]

Damn. I was hoping to give you free psychic damage on Alex

[atomic carbon]

I forgot his name

[lilac crag]

im on limbus rn

but will be on in a sec

[gloomy tartan]

Missus what would you drink sugar free Gatorade from a hamster water bottle

[true widget]

ok take ur tim

time

[long bear]

I Was gonna name mine after my mechanicus OC: Ennoess 4a-2

[true widget]

wrong

message

haawhaawhaaw

[long bear]

bpr[

[hazy valley]

yeah but like do you know what the ARAR Replikas look like?

[warm gyro]

I believe so

[long bear]

Brb walking into the sea

[warm gyro]

It's always on a Thursday

[atomic carbon]

I need friends to play this game with lol

[twin flower]

Thought it was every other thursday

[true widget]

me too dude

[atomic carbon]

I tried getting my friend to get it but he was like I don’t have the space

[true widget]

thursday and then the thursday after the next week

[lilac crag]

@true widgetok im hopping on

[hazy valley]

From what I've heard Fatshark doesn't design the cosmetic shop items. It's all mostly done by a third party. They do sets on occasion but that's not where their studios resources are put usually. Like I heard that they did the Expedition penance cosmetics but as far as the regular stuff you see rotating on the cosmetic shop that's another company

[true widget]

thursday.. week with NO rotation,, Thrusday :)

[lilac crag]

@hazy valley care to join?

[twin flower]

Had an aneurysm reading that, so it is every other thursday

[true widget]

yeah

[twin flower]

Could have just said yes

[hazy valley]

I just hopped off because I should sleep soon tbh

[atomic carbon]

What about me Alex

[true widget]

burp

[hazy valley]

I need to finish grinding out the event though

[true widget]

get on

[gloomy tartan]

I like my cool leather jacket cosmetic

[hazy valley]

but another time

[gloomy tartan]

💅

[lilac crag]

she hates me btw

[lilac crag]

sure new person

[hazy valley]

I'm SNEAKY don't worry it's not you I'm just very good at hiding from everyone

[warm gyro]

Too eepy to play right now but I'll add you if you want to play later

[lilac crag]

nope now u gotta kill me

[atomic carbon]

I added you both u seem cool

[gloomy tartan]

They are purple names

So they are higher class citizens than us reds

[lilac crag]

stop making this a classist thing before i shove you in a bodysack

[astral basin]

Right the replikas
Cant say im very familiar with them, but i remember some of the media

[gloomy tartan]

You can get away with that

[true widget]

ty :)

[gloomy tartan]

Your like my commisar or something

[hazy valley]

it's not a higher class it just means we like- wait what I thought they were pink??

[gloomy tartan]

I’m partially colorblind

Way to make fun of my eyes

[hazy valley]

I will send you art

[gloomy tartan]

Hate crime much

[warm gyro]

I'm going to social engineer my way into the server staff for the sole purpose of having my name on top

[gloomy tartan]

😭

[true widget]

i like signalis i like signal

s ig

repli ika

[lilac crag]

wrong. they send me like they send the flesh tearers to raze planets. i have NO critical thinking.

[warm gyro]

And for general embeds

[gloomy tartan]

Critical thinking like

You think about getting crits?

[jaunty path]

I think I know now that my weed tolerance goes away in 2 days

sweet.

[true widget]

getting

on

[gloomy tartan]

Missus you should get a yam

[true widget]

RIGHT now

[gloomy tartan]

And a ham

[lilac crag]

@true widget @atomic carbon you guys need to invte me

[jaunty path]

First born unicooooorn

[gloomy tartan]

I hope you have a wonderful adventure together

[warm gyro]

500mg is an adventure

[twin flower]

I saw that

[lilac crag]

im only doingthis for sammy

[true widget]

oh thats funny we both decided to be ogryn

[lilac crag]

havent played with her in so long

[jaunty path]

lies

[atomic carbon]

I’m hopping on now

[lilac crag]

awesomeeee

[atomic carbon]

My game needed to finish downloading sorry

[lilac crag]

putting my code here rq

take ur time

[twin flower]

its okay, no judgement

[gloomy tartan]

Missus would you rather have a pig the size of a buss or a buss the size of a pig

[lilac crag]

7035323018

here you go kold

[gloomy tartan]

🐖 🚌

[astral basin]

For Samuel!

[atomic carbon]

Thanks Alex I got ya here in just a sec

[true widget]

theres a samuel

?

[astral basin]

Tuna helper soon

[warm gyro]

@atomic carbon use mk1 shivs by the way

they are cracked

[patent grove]

Found em in a bodysack, zipped closed, with 6 bullets in the back of the head. Looks like a suicide

[warm gyro]

its awsome

[true widget]

i dont think kold has a choice lol isnt that the starter

[warm gyro]

yes

[gloomy tartan]

Uhhh

[warm gyro]

keep using them

its cracked

[true widget]

alex ur gonna love my ogryn fit

trust

[warm gyro]

mk3 shivs really need improvements

the mk1 is just better and easier

[atomic carbon]

hopping on now guys

sorry for the wait

[true widget]

ur all good take ur time

[lilac crag]

im in no rush

[lilac crag]

am i now?

[warm gyro]

i love aunn

funny puppy

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/8DyziWtkfBw

[delicate vapor]

Alr party food time

[true widget]

yeah

[delicate vapor]

#COWABUNGA

[lilac crag]

i sincerely doubt it sam

that blue helmet looks weird on you

[jaunty path]

Alex what r u playing

auric or

[twin flower]

He's got lower level peeps so lower prolly

[jaunty path]

Society.

[lilac crag]

ideally

auric

i dont wanna do low diffs

[twin flower]

that Kold guy is new tho right

[lilac crag]

is he?

[twin flower]

yeah

[jaunty path]

How're these new kin supposed to learn if they ain't burned

[twin flower]

He just said he just downloaded the game earlier lmao

[lilac crag]

agh

[true widget]

trying out hive scum i think

[true widget]

oouu g

[true widget]

ur gonna love it dude dw

[lilac crag]

hmf

its fine

just wasnt in the mood for low diffs

i dont mind doing them anyway

[twin flower]

Always wondered can you take them in higher diffs despite the level difference if youre the host

[true widget]

yes

[lilac crag]

yes. but im not doing that to them.

[jaunty path]

Do it to them

[twin flower]

Interesting

A level 1 in Aurics lmao

[split mauve]

you know you had to do it to em

[twin flower]

Be funny

[jaunty path]

going from malice to auric never hurt no one.

no

Uprising

lmfao.

[lilac crag]

i aint doing what some dick old friend did to me way back when

gonna walk at kolds pace so he can have fun

[jaunty path]

It'll be like cry baby learns how to swim

except theres a bad ending

[true widget]

perfect isnt it alex

[jaunty path]

How about I do you one better

Havoc 40.

It ain't that bad

[astral basin]

Blub blub

[jaunty path]

Just. Don't exist in range of gunners for more than a second.

[astral basin]

Gunners are the worst

[jaunty path]

In auric theyre just fine

havoc? at times worse than crushers

crushers I can reliably dodge and damage

gunners I need to uh

use my brain a little bit more

lmao

(close distance and pray not to die)

[astral basin]

In any hi intensity mode gunners are awful
Youll get a room of 8 that you conveniently cant get to

[mystic fossil]

gunners you never know when they get a deadly lock till it's too late

[jaunty path]

Use ranged or just close distance to wack

this is why FOTF reigns superior.

[twin flower]

Honestly been more gunners ever since they nerfed crusher spawn imo

[jaunty path]

Very.

EVEN STEVEN

Why am I thinking about Balatro Jokers

Odd Todd.

[astral basin]

Too bad i dont play arby and just bring a shielf

I miss doing that as kruber

Spear and shield was goated

[delicate vapor]

i got some fried chicken and noodles

[astral basin]

Chunk the- wait you said fried

Not grilled?

Ugh

[delicate vapor]

theres also grilled

still being cooked

[astral basin]

Chunk the grilled into the noodles

Unless its properly prepared obv

[jaunty path]

dude

im frenching my fry rn

[somber stream]

Watching the man in the high castle

I'm glad the nazi lost

[delicate vapor]

licht alive

[somber stream]

A world without Anime? Unthinkable!

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

Zombie!

[clever citrus]

Does 410 curio grant 17% toughness or is it a fake one like stam?

[fiery wave]

There has been. Crushers uses up more tickets so 30% less crushers means way more free tickets for the director to spend on cheaper units. Is why infinite near always capped specials.

[patent grove]

I heard this bug was fixed

[fiery wave]

Toughness was never affected by it. Also the stam is fixed. You should get what you see on the item.

[hallow tendon]

allo

[fiery wave]

If it states +2, it's a +2. If it states +3, it should be a +3.

Unless Fatshark broke something.

[gloomy tartan]

I love French fries so much

If I was some princess in ancient times I would marry who ever could provide me French fries consistently

I would also genocide for my French fries with my power in said situation

[gloomy void]

I’m snuggling my plushie rn

He os very soft

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t get between me and my French fries 🍟

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Type shi

[gloomy void]

Same

[jaunty path]

Is Danganropa anime homestuck

[somber stream]

Is the act of demolishing an entire bag of family sized potato chip considered "Cute"?

[twin flower]

Been having fun with it using Shield Arby and Helbore Vet with smoke

[jaunty path]

Is it a cute girl doing it.

[delicate vapor]

Licht do you want us to call you cute

[twin flower]

Youre onto something

[jaunty path]

If you inject enough estrogen I just might call you cute

[delicate vapor]

you asked this before Licht

[somber stream]

No i'm just picturing that scenario here, my sister did just that and called herself cute

I did not

[delicate vapor]

I might as well call you that

[somber stream]

I was thinking

[jaunty path]

lmao

depends on the person

[somber stream]

Was if a 1m8 overweight dude do the very same

[delicate vapor]

sister
calling herself cute while eating chips

remembers my sister does the same

[somber stream]

Society

[delicate vapor]

call her a monkey

[twin flower]

To be fair , do brothers ever see their sisters as cute

[delicate vapor]

leave

[somber stream]

I call mine a pig on a daily basis

[twin flower]

I remember my friends calling my sister hawt, but I just see a cow.

[lilac crag]

thats quite rude

[twin flower]

just brother things

[delicate vapor]

yeah sometimes in the dark at night Id see a human sized rat but realise I have a little sister

[somber stream]

Calling your siblings pig is a endearing way to address them in Germany btw

[delicate vapor]

its one of the nicest things I could call her

[wary trench]

so is there an efficient way to farm plasteel or is it just quickplay spam?

[delicate vapor]

Mortis trials or havoc

wait plasteel

either that or do a quickplay for the extra

[twin flower]

You can discard golden weapons for plasteel as well, if ever you get some as drops from some missions

[fiery wave]

That's a taste thing. I am getting annoyed at perma 3 trappers, 5 dogs, 3 muties, 3 flamers, 5 bombers.

[twin flower]

This even gives diamantine as well btw

[wary trench]

yeah been doing that as well. i just got all the classes to 30 and gave them fullbuilds so now im broke on plasteel

[inner nimbus]

helbore vet with smoke was how I first fell in love with vet

[twin flower]

Oh yeah, the bombers are annoying, Execution Order surprisngly helps if im on Arby, it lets me see them cuz it pings them for me if im close enough

[wary trench]

whats helbore

[twin flower]

One of the guns on Vet

[inner nimbus]

the helbore lasguns, the like rifle ones you have to charge before firing it

[delicate vapor]

uh one of the BEST guns

[mystic fossil]

drop a build please diddy blud

[wary trench]

ah

[twin flower]

Yes thank you. Only the best gun on Vet atm

[delicate vapor]

sometimes get in some cheeky jumping shots with helbore

[fiery wave]

And then they are cheating by throwing from inside spawn doors or over a ridge you cannot shoot or hit.

[inner nimbus]

#veteran-class message
observe, my first ever vet build that I took to (at the time highest difficulty) heresy

don't play much of Vet nowadays, I've kind of settled into scummers being my mains

[twin flower]

That talent tree tho

[inner nimbus]

this was back when Marksman's Focus was bad as well lmao

I was a very immersed sniper vet, standing in my cloud of smoke

[twin flower]

They defo got some home advantage with some of the maps lmao, I recently just got wiped with like gunners and bombers just carpeting the area , couldnt do shit

[twin flower]

Only took me like 200-ish hours to realise smoke is goated on vet

Even before the crusher nerf imo

[fiery wave]

And they are all in spots nobody can do anything about.

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

They even cheat by throwing over an area instead of walking through the spawn door before throwing.

[jaunty path]

Not to necrocate an old argument

but are you saying the game is cheating

[twin flower]

Yes, the bomber got wall hacks

[misty smelt]

feelin better tonight, gunna destroy some more shrines for the god emperor 🙏

[lusty estuary]

the bombers have some kind of infinite grenade hack

[delicate vapor]

dear diary
JACKPOT

[jaunty path]

Hm

the game is

unfair?

[lusty estuary]

its really unfair they should have like one and when they want to do anything else after throwing that grenade they should have to close the distance to punch my character

[jaunty path]

Simply not trying hard enough

[lusty estuary]

it should be fair to the bombers though their punch should be an instant down

and instant kill, actually

[jaunty path]

spidey sense bad

[lilac crag]

in my hours of gameplay ive never had a bomber i was outright unable to shoot

[fiery wave]

Not wall hacks, they can throw bombs from outside the playing area so you cannot do anything about them.

[jaunty path]

Still

the floor is literally lava

they can be uh

erm

very roughly managed

[delicate vapor]

my teammates always shooting one when I go to push it away

[lilac crag]

yup

[delicate vapor]

clearly ignoring the human sized being walking towards it

[twin flower]

Hmm, idk I've seen them lob grenades from over walls without clear sight of you

[lilac crag]

mind you they never do it behind walls you cant flank

[delicate vapor]

24 days till skid

[twin flower]

I cant remember the name of the map but I had to go all the way around a wall to get the basterd

[lilac crag]

they are coded to throw in spots you can reach

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but they can also do it from outside the playing area.

[jaunty path]

Yeah but I'm not fucking super man

Theres a lot of shit to be accounted for in this game

[lusty estuary]

i am

[jaunty path]

and right now its the ocean of groaners.

I cant shoot and melee at the same time

[lilac crag]

mmmmmmmmyeah

[lusty estuary]

everyone needs to learn the art of disengaging from whatever stupid shit is happening right in front of you to go and deal with some stupid shit happening behind you

[delicate vapor]

vhat class do I play..,

[twin flower]

Yeah this too, doesnt help you have to readjust your position for a better shot amidst other enemies all up your ass

[jaunty path]

Whats in front of me is eating me alive!

[lilac crag]

sometimes i find myself trading a groaner hit just to walk around and whack a disabler tbh

[chilly osprey]

next class coming december - commissar

[lilac crag]

id rather eat a poxer hit than eat fire

[chilly osprey]

trust me im the lead dev

[fiery wave]

That's if they are in the playing area. Which can lead to an even worse position depending.

[jaunty path]

problem is

[delicate vapor]

number from 1 to 6

[lusty estuary]

copypasted veteran skill tree but friendly fire is turned on

[twin flower]

6

[jaunty path]

firebombers will drop nades if they pulled the pin.

So

[jaunty path]

kinda

cooked.

but

its manageable

roughly.

And then you need to consider your team

[twin flower]

I see one miss cuz it bounced off the platform we were on

[jaunty path]

And how long they're going to live

[twin flower]

Seemed like a rare moment, was laughing when i saw it

[lusty estuary]

they should just start giving bombers grenade launchers

[true widget]

holy shit i fucking hate brunts armory

[solid harbor]

Good Morning folks

[fiery wave]

Can happen if the platform is small enough or it hit a player directly and bounces.

[twin flower]

yeah it was a small walk way, first time i saw it lmao

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

I hope bomber fire does a lot of damage to groaners

[true widget]

i didnt quit i got what i wanted after spending like all my money

[lilac crag]

its ok sam

we will get u ur money back

[jaunty path]

Gamble harder

[lilac crag]

missus do u wanna join us we are doing aurics now

[delicate vapor]

the music is so loud outside I can barely hear my game

[true widget]

we

[lusty estuary]

is it good music at least

[lilac crag]

play dt underground

[true widget]

are

?

[lilac crag]

yeah

[true widget]

:(

[lilac crag]

im not letting the side down

[delicate vapor]

its asian music so I cant really tell

[true widget]

gulp

whats wrong with DAMNATION guys c ome n

[lusty estuary]

probably fire

[lilac crag]

i afk half the match

[true widget]

dude ok

[lilac crag]

literally leaned back on my chair

eyes closed

mouth DROOLING

[lusty estuary]

auric isn't that bad

[lilac crag]

keyboard on the floor

[jaunty path]

nothing its almost the same as auric

just stoopider players

[delicate vapor]

auric is ok when im not sober

[true widget]

yeah i suppose

[jaunty path]

^^^^

but thats why you carry

[lilac crag]

ideally i only do auric but i dont like doing auric with people that dont likedoing auric

[solid harbor]

I play on malice most of the time cause i'm half not paying attention

[twin flower]

I need to up my Havoc so I can get into pug groups