#general-chat
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morning ruined
Picayune Dreams
have you tried kaya spread
yes actually, a few months ago my father in law gave us some
very goood
damn
Some spider was watching me shower in the bathroom while eating some bug
Dinner with a show ig
i should try vegemite again some time
Are you a war criminal or something? Only psychopaths like that shit
maybe my taste got matured
people add too much, gotta do it with butter or margarine or smth too

i get a small spoon and just eat it off that sometimes
i dont think ive done war crimes
just a pinch?
That's a war crime.
I bet ur 95 years old and retired in Argentina
no its a considerable amount, just dont bite it off, you kinda just suck on it
I HAVE A CASTLE!! FUCK YES!!!
vegemite lolli
TAKE THAT YOU STURGIANS!!!
a sucker for vegmite
good afternoon
I need that in Football Fields per Moon Landing.
90f
put icepack under your armpits and inner thighs
Thank you. My cheeseburger ridden brain can't count that high.
juicy thighs
Nah I'm fine still but if it gets bad I'll take a cold bath
Or finally plug in my expensive ass air conditioner lol
dippin it
summers messed up all over the world eh
mhm and it's going to get worse
global warmin
India is just fucked. Wet bulb effect is going to make it uninhabitable

Not sure on the timeline for that though. We probably won't see that.
Would wolfer be into wearing a wolf fursuit?
we need something to suck water out of the air
Like a furry?
giant ass dehumidifier
a really big straw
schlorppp
Can we nuke the bulb effect? Is that an option people? ๐
How do I avoid getting instantly killed randomly by the captain shield pulse?
jump
I mean being a nurgler doesn't mean you are completely gone as most of them are staying pretty rational and conscious
Jumping once after being rescued prevents it?
Sounds like heresy to me
when they look like he gonna drop a deuce, spam backward dodge
how much do you guys bet the skitarii deluxe is gonna cost?
According to what I read only walking pox turns you unwillingly into a nurgling
Groaner was it?
Kill him so fast the stages don't matter xD
Commisar!
Like the other DLC
Might need a Chaplin for this one
just accidently whacked a deamonhost ๐ญ
ngl new to this game. so like, $20? 25?
skitarii rep pulled me in like bait
$67
20
next time whack really hard with a thunderhammer
lasgun ):
i feel no shame
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But for real tho, isn't nurgle the one with the most willing followers?
Ur a dirty nerd, you need a fire hose to cool you off
slowmode
I showered an hr ago and its 65 degrees in my apartment :3
I smell like lavender
And gooseberries I imagine
mooseberries
ah-grip-knee-ah
Your mother smelled of elderberries
I tried it and never really liked it tbh. I guess the combat never clicked. Darktide is more about dodging + maintaining toughness and from what I've heard blocking is a lot more important to Vermintide
Just different styles of combat and I vibe more with Darktide
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vermintide 2 is about controlled melee dance
darktide is about exploding the entire screen
Yeah
rides into chat on a elephant
Iโm finally home from work :]
also you shouldnt really be blocking in either game
its about barreling your teammates
Vermintide is more about 1v1s I think
1k in dorktide 0h in verm
hmmm
the melee in v2 is just so much more fun
I love both of these games
darktide just cant compete in melee
Really? I was told blocking was pivotal to Vermintide and it feels like an afterthought in Darktide
in both games blocking is usually a mistake
Your face is fun 
No darktide weapon will ever replace my beloved bret longsword
it's piano man!!!!
I keep yawning, smh.
10 years ago harambe died btw
OOOOOOIIIIII
Like you still block when you need to pick up an ally for a rescue or for times like a Chaos Spawn doing their 1 2 3 combo
couldn't be me
Depends on what class u play and what weapons u use. SOme classes love to block spam. Some don't bother with it.
But usually you're not relying on blocking in Darktide
instead pulls out a saxophone and starts playing the saxophone while wearing sunglasses
in either game it means you didnt control the elites well enough or didnt dodge well enough or you arent staggering whats in front of you
bosses are an exception
Play a bright mage, forget what blocking is
Couldnโt be me.
I wouldn't say they're that different. V2 just has a lot more blessings and stuff that let you utilise blocking more, I guess? Either way, if the gameplay didn't click for you, that's completely understandable and you should play what you enjoy!
Anyway I'm kinda nervous about queueing into random matchmaking with Vermintide because I don't known it nearly to the same degree. I got into Darktide with friends and they were my training wheels until I got good enough to queue solo
you dare use my own spells against me personman
its okay theyre more scared of you than you are of them
:3
Oh how the turns have tabled
Philosopher soup
@hazy kestrel ๐ฝ๏ธ
Yeah
I will cook you
Sure
imagine the smell
broiled
I prefer to be grilled

ummm
I wonder where the kid that got harambe killed is?
Just my opinion, but I always felt like vt2 players were way friendlier, especially since you're encouraged to play multiple games with the same group. I met some guys there who I was friends with for a couple years
Pox bursters upon him
he changes his identity monthly
This fucker better be
No way dude
proof the scoreboard is not toxic 
hmm. ive met exactly two racist players in v2 over 1200hrs
in darktide I lost count before my first 100hrs
I met an ex on VT2. Also met the only person so vile and insane that they made me quit a match lol.
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I usually get swift bow kerilian that unloads 30 arrows in my ass the moment I go melee enemies
It do be like that ๐ญ
3 more auric missions for untouchable operative
Maybe i've just had unique experiences
Favorite class?
yay swift bow
Call me a basic bitch, but GK
so op lol
GK is nice
ive played exactly 1 game of vt2
person with arby pfp playing gk? 
Grail Knight is peak.
sir lancelot larp as GK
Gk is fine lol but you are still a little wimp
If you answer isn't slayer
Then idk
Slayer slayer and only slayer
I swapped to bright mage though before I quit. Felt like a mix of flame staff pskyer and fotf zealot
Exactly 20% of ALL slayer players were drunk when I played with them ๐ญ
I feel my cortisol and testosterone hitting mega max peaks every time you jump and he shouts
Dunking on my entire team with just a longsword
GRRIIMMNNIIIR'S WRAATHH!!
Maybe yeah. I've not really met many rude players in Darktide
also theres lord of the rings cartoon
havent watched it yet
Bro's got an entire album about him
hi cat :3
The worst interaction Ive ever had is one guy blaming me for not reviving everyone and the rest of the team telling them to shut it because I was the only thing keeping the mission alive lol.
Thing is, darktide players don't really use gamechat much. Vermintide players, there were people who I wanted to become besties with a few games in
we could play vt2 and be clueless in it together 
That's so true, no one is chatting in darktide
Love me Wind Rose
Nah
i had one really good match of dt with bushman recently
they were like vcing and rping their operatives and stuff
it was so fun
I really really want something like slayer but on darktide
I KNOW, but it probably wouldn't work because of all the ranged combat ๐
If only more people were willing to embrace the larp
I was? 
Glad you enjoyed yourself
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There's not many combos, just kinda heavy-light spam
i would really like if some weapon attacks were locked behind doing combos
Nothing like halberd, spear and shield, or bret longsword (my beloveds โค๏ธ)
like a thrust for the thunderhammer
Yeah that's true, you can't transition from light to heavy attack smoothly and the animations aren't that good
Some are
Could be cool
Double axes
the game is built for hybrid
crucis thunder hammer overhead only shows up when you activate the special
The average Mk 3 Ogryn club enjoyer:
Double axes with slayer or double daggers kerilian have you moving like a blender
but that's not a combo really
we should get a thunderhammer thrust
Or double hander axe slayer
Give us polearms PLEASE
I think I remember this, was it a few weeks ago? I was playing Ogryn on Magistrati or something?
I'll pole your arm 
wait are there even any dual wield weapons in this game
Hive Scum
yessss
i added those people but they didn't see the request ๐
slayer is best played as a high speed dodgegod, same as hive scum
At least you have me 
Yeah I think I remember that game, it was genuinely fun
A Psyker and a Zealot with us or something?
Bushman, are you Darktiding at the moment?
I am not
Darn
Would you like to?
can i join if y'all run havoc
can i come?
Lemme see if the game doesn't shit on me
can i join pls bush man?
Always, Goob
Sure! Again, lemme see if the game doesn't shit on me
Last night I had bad ping spikes
(incase anyone was here earlier, my friends issue was resolved via turning on XMP, my guess (which I assume was correct) is it just needs 'fast' ram)
Anyone know why my friends health is destroyed half the time even though his toughness isn't broken (playing psyker)?
we wanna VC?
HP damage is taken even with toughness still on
100% toughness absorbs one attack
have funnn
some melees can hit you thru toughness, toughness also doesn't block some things
If you're below 100%, melee damage does both HP and toughness damage
like tox flamer
Yeah but why, he'll be at 100% health and then drops to next to 0 with nothing happening.
low-key don't play psyker if you're a beginner, you'll learn so many bad habits
like no enemies either?
flamers don't go through tn
Is it crazy to say darkide is the game equivalent of a cigarette? Don't play it often but when i do its good
more or less? I'm not 100% on that
probably just hit twice or smth ๐คทโโ๏ธ
tox flamers do
thats a great description of the game lol
i think
no
i cant play the game at all though which sucks
lemme see if my ping is good, otherwise, idm, but up to everyone else 
SINCE NOVEMBER
i cant talk but i can be in a vc

No, you 
yeah that's fine
He's taking more than 1 hit
i actually can't play anything for like a week or two which is making me a bit sad ๐
Oh no, why? 
I might join the vc, might not talk much
Unsure if bosses still do it but double hits were/are a thing
yeah but, dropping him from max to nothing instantly? On malus?
actually kinda liking the heavy sword
in the middle of graduating and moving and a bunch of stuff
Oh shit! Congratulations!
tyty
Honestly he should record it and play it back to see what happens
congrats
Probably is taking multiple hits, unless its a crusher or mauler, they can take you down too
high school or uni?
If we do use the voice chat, which one are we gonna be using?
if there's actually nothing else it should be an overhead. more likely it's several melee attacks very close together
Kindergarten
goated idea, he's actually using the steam recording thing
bachelor's
scientist
party 8
mrrrrow
yea?
Ping does not seem stable, we can run a game and I'll see how bad it is
My shit just booted me lemme try again
@dire kayak I just remembered! Is that the game where I said I've never RPed as my Ogryn before? 
This is true. It took me a few months to land a job. Even with all my fancy schmancy degrees.
it issss
I could swear I've shared my worst interaction before but it was when I joined into an in progress match where two guys were in voice chat screaming at each other. Just two actual Orks raging. Every so often they'd stop yelling at each other to yell at the Psyker who never said a word ever. Not in voice or text. The Psyker played fine too. Idk why those two screamers hated the Psyker. I typed in text chat "is everything ok" and they both paused to tell me to shut up in less polite terms before they went back to screaming at each other. It was so surreal
depends on area as well
Verify thine files perhaps
True
wtf lol
Maybe but I really like playing the Elf
Okay it's too hot I gotta take a cold shower or something. Borderline heat stroke territory ๐
heavy sword probably works better on zealot cause of perfect strike
@blazing ibex would be the expert
GO GET EM, TIGER
That's fucking wild
We're rewatching now and yeah, we didn't find an exacpt spot of what I'm on about, but we did see that happen
Damn... now I feel genuinely bad
burp
we need 67 hadron to be an official sticker
Took a castle that had Nords in it and my men wanted to do a ceremony for em. Couldn't say no
Generally speaking
Ranged damage does toughness damage until you're drained of it, then goes on to HP
At 100% toughness, you can absorb one melee hit without HP damage, and below 100%, you'll get damage to both
Some attacks do bleedthrough damage, like snipers and overheads
overhead is when your head is over
should we @ hank
Bet
Yeah he googled I think, and it said like 'when less than full toughness, your health will take the same amount of damage as your missing toughness %'
@obtuse oak
hank
@obtuse oak
Let's get a 67 Hadron sticker
RIP Honk
Or Deathblow
yea like if youre missing 5% toughness, the next melee hit will deal 95% of its dmg to toughness and the remaining 5% of its damage will hit your health
Both are very good options for Heavy Sword
Caramelldansen dance?
eye sea
@dire kayak @hazy kestrel we in party 8 if y'all wanna join
phut hon
ohhh party 8 not strike team 8 ๐
Nah. Caramelldansen drives off Daemons
Even Slaanesh fears it
anti-warp leeks
Dammit now you all made me happy!
HAPPY!!!
ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELVES?!?

Because you should be
Free stimms for all!!
Even the gray names! FREE STIMMS!!!
Whoa whoa easy there cowboy
Greylians dont deserve anything
what is the difference actually
I SAID FREE STIMMS!!!
ALL GET SOME!!!!
Ugh being Canadian with high heat is awful. I have zero heat tolerance. I live in a constant condition of winter and fall :/
You all made me happy. Thus drugs for all!!!
its friday
It thursday
its wednesday
Wednesday is my favorite day
i prefer saturday
So...does anyone else think it's kind of funny that technically, most of our power comes from steam but we're not a Steampunk society?
I prefer friday night over saturday
its friday friday gettin' down on friday
I mean ever nuclear reactors are just boiling water for steam turbines
And we basically said no to that shit because of a few acts of negligence
turn up rebecca black - friday to 11
But we will put a fucking massive tanker full of insanely hazardous chemicals in the middle of california surrounded by amusement parks in insane heat


Where's my steam pwoered rocket arm? Damnit!
is that from your showerthoughts?
Yeah lol
or are you texting in your shower
steam powered cars
Except I have a lot of shower thoughts
wuh
Steam powered pc

maybe

lmao
We all know shower thoughts vanish the second you leave the shower
we need nukes to boil water
no
Instead of doing stupid shit with space
We actually explore our oceans
And find actually useful materials
Just nuke the hurricanes
And use that shit TO expand our space travel
we dont know shit about our ocean and we want to explore space
exploring the deep ocean is actually more challenging from an engineering perspective than going to space
Like we found a jelly fish species that can literally rebirth itself whenever it wants or when injured
Space is cheaper apparently
Sad part is space debris is going to make that impossible in the near future
The name
Nah give me a moon rock
eats it
I'm not kidding you.
we gonna make our own ring of saturn
They're functionally exactly the same
EARTH NUMBA 1
So we can eternally rebirth our body
Oh god it's funny but sad
And progressively get younger
very interesting
Viltrimite ring
oops wrong reply
yea we just need to a spacecraft to handle one atm instead of like 400
soonโข
And it has been far more rewarding
Sure we know things about space
That said, prolonged space travel is a lot harder than exploring the oceans for a lot of reasons.
But think about it
nah it'll be sovled at the last fucking minute , 50 years too late and take another 100 to clean but it'll be done
me trying to clean up space debris
gets hit by another debris moving at 27000kmh
I think we should explore our oceans and find everything anout our planet before we even think about touching space again or putting worthless celebrities in space
kessler syndrome go brrr
Nasa hiring space janitors
Yeah. Don't worry. NASA is just gonna nuke the space debris now that they're going to be hiring frat boys with a major in alcohol poisoning after the budget cuts.
Id rather be a deep sea diver
stop launching rockets maybe for several decades and hopefully space debris orbit decay and fall back to earth
So many interesting things down there
Ngl, I find space boring af
There's something out in space
I find deep sea exploration fascinating but im terrified of the thought ngl
Really? There's all sorts of crazy shit in space.
But there's quite literally bigger fish to fry in our ocean
I would do it
Hey
My dada didnt raise no pussy to stay on land
Put ME in the ocean
Return to watah amirite
looks down into the water
only see your legs above pitch blackness
Real
Thalassaphobia is a bitch
mmmmm deep fried gaint squid
Theoretically, if we cracked open a neutron star somehow we'd find Quarks which would effectively be the end of life as we know it.
If something wanted you dead it wouldve already done it
Idk, maybe, but it just sounds like rocks in a void to me
Also whenever im afraid of deep water
I let myself go to the bottom
Cant jump me if I AM THE JUMPER
guys have you seen the blue holes
Or hey
space is cool :3
People do underwater cave diving
this is true
Then there's stuff like white holes, which are the opposite of black holes. Multiverse theory, etc.
of the voids are bigger but they're not true voids; they're a natural evolution of gravity wells of things with mass pulling other things with mass closer; the larger the mass the more it pulls. That's why you get this picture of the universe that looks like neurons; clusters of axons and bridges of dentrites.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Void_(astronomy)#/media/File:Structure_of_the_Universe.jpg
Space is fucking cool
Space is cool
I hear deep space mining would be a thing now
But so are our oceans
guys when is sketari icant tell
i play elite dangerous, sometimes when i accidentally fly too fast into a star or planet, it'd freak me out like it would swallow me
Tomorrow
Idk what this means, but yes indeed
They kinda need our attention too. Unless we all want to live in floating colonies on Venus.
Like oil rigs?
soonโข
There's very beautiful things in there
Cognitively, I can see how people would find it interesting, but personally I just donโt get it ๐ญ
Octopus and puffer fish are cute as hell
People say they get weirder the deeper you go but personally i think creatures look more heavenly or ethereal the deeper you go
it takes too much energy to leave earth because of our atmosphere and gravity; to be viable, you'd need a moon base to launch mining rigs from.
No like mineral mining from asteroids that are rich in stuff
PLEASE ME ๐
speed limit and distance is like the impossible barrier in space to reach anywhere
Cthulhu theory
i think space travel is very interesting but there are people that kinda frame it as the only way to save humanity or the only path forward without doing more critical examination at policies on earth which is probably not good
Pufferfish are some of the most deadly creatures
mainly mines for metals like a comet in theory has more than nations GDP worth of stuff and moon can be mined for the same but also for making rocket fuel
I just heard it from Licht, he mentioned rockets being cheaper by the day, but yeah I shared your sentiment as well
And some octopus travel in herds of a thousand
oh, absolutely; that's why transgalactic travel is nev er going to be a thing with our current understanding of physics.
That's where warp theory comes into play...which is going to rely on anti matter to generate the power to use it...which is going to need better containment technology.
I think they're called the humbolt squids
alcubierre drive
And sometimes they surround divers and drag them into the abyss
ngl something like bioshock but on venus sounds cool as shit
That's doom reboot
we dont need to go faster.... we need to fold space
imo for a while we're gonna be limited to the sol system
in terms of human expansion
Eat space
I despise the Skylink bit of the tile sets n this game holy moly
With our level of tech we could do it now. The atmospheres are comparable so all we really need is a containment suit, no pressurization required. We'd also have to contantly apply an anti corrosive coating to our habitats.
But literally, we could have venus colonies today if there was a drive for it
No we need to explore our oceans
populate Europa, the icy moon of jupiter
We NEED to go deeper
I thought Europa was just water
skylink is used ngl but holyshit kessel syndrome
Does the 143rd Krieg cosmetics ever come back into rotation or is it limited time thing that will never come back?
yeah
miles of ice on top of what is presumably an ocean
Oh
we barotrauma'ing it
i got husked a few times and freak my buddies out
Funnier that way

Bring in an infected body and let chaos ensue
Bloater!
we got a bloater!
You just hear distant screaming 
Noice game but me and my friends are too much of a dumbass to finish one mission
hey is there something wrong with sprinting lately? I've been having some issue where my movespeed fluctuates constantly and I have no clue whats up
playing event?
oh does the event do something with it?
fast
well mostly it's been feeling like I'm getting slowed down massively
You become speedy fast the more totems yo destroy and stay in coherency
coherency
ohhhh, coherency would make sense...
They cycle back in every now and again
depends on the sub, the bigger, the worse to manage
, been using the good ol dugong
There's no way to know when they will return
But Krieg outfits cycle back in regularly
We have the standard Krieg outfit in rotation I think?
Ask in #darktide-driptide
Yea we do rn Iโm wanting the 143rd one and the backpack the blue variant
Whoever made the DLSS Setting bless him
I have 250fps with Max Settings and 1440p
Someone there may have a better idea
I know someone there tracks rotations so they might know the last time the 143rd were in the shop
Ok do you have theyโre username?
I don't remember it off the top of my head
They're whoever posts the rotation cycle each time it updates
But finding them is going to be a nightmare because it would be a lot of scrolling up
One ogryn dude posted like a hundred pics yesterday I think LOL
Guys
I need a Zealot Tree
how do I choose which suits me
And where can I find them
Ok Iโll do some digging I donโt mind.
He really wanted to show off his drip
what weapon
lol
Guys how do I make a Kit Tulpa
I need to ask in public
I have cheese puffs 
I'm going to make butter chicken pasta and a smoothie
I'm so thisty
Whos frying the fucking rice then?
his inner shrimp
WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE SHRIMP I OUGHTA BEAT YOU TIL YOU BACK IN THE STONE AGE I FUCKING SWEAR TO BUDDHA I WILL MANIFEST VIOLENCE IN THIS ASS BEATING YOU GONNA RECIEVE THAT YOU GONNA WISH A GOD DIDN'T EXIST TO SEE YOU RECIEVE THIS UNHOLY ASS-WHUPPING
I blacked out, what happened?
hush little baby
Now hush little baby don't cry
"I blacked out, what happened? Why is your face black and blue? Why is there blood on my knuckles?"
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Call me that again and I'll eat yourd
eat muh wuh
Aren't you a fetus?
WAAAAGH!!!
feet us
WAAAUGH
Shut your noise green man
What the hell did I miss
FITE ME YA DIGGANOB ILL EAT YOU LIKE SUM GITZ
heheh funny thinking about earth having little green men but its actually goblin scouting planet for orks
THE FUCK YOU CALLING A DIGGANOBZ YA FUNGAL LITTLE FEMBOY?!? I'LL FUCK YOU UP SO BAD YOU'LL WISH THE BEAST WAS HERE TO SAVE YA!!!
BE KUNNINโ
BE BRUTAL
NEEDZ MORE DAKKA!!!!
I am a wise woman blessed by higher powers
I still never signed the divorce papers
TOO BAD I'M BETTER THAN YOU AT ALL THREE
HUH
neva
bro how many marriages happen in this channel ๐ญ
Don't question it
At least 2
With me alone or the channel as a whole?
Because I'm married like 16 people
Ye
Please list 
we are going to add to that number
No
youre coming with me
Happy Honeymoon
NEVA
YE
Cucumber
And theres nothing you can do about it!!!
What did they mean by this?
Myes?
Chocolate starfish
WAAAGH!!!
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I am hungry
YOU DON'T THREATEN ME!! MY NAME RHYMES WITH DAKKA
WHAAAAT?!?
What I do wrong??
I'm hungry
not enough gubbinz
Literally perfect thing to have on hand
Watcha hungry for?
I think procrastinating school stuff makes me better at it
NOT YOU YA FUNGAL DINGUS
I just aced both tests that were due tomorrow
What even happened?
Hell ye!
That's the problem. Idk what I want
I'm making butter chicken pasta
Hello Monsieur ork, what is your favourite shoota?
Then I'll bring a buffet
Just don't stab me this time
Last time you did, I dropped the food
Idk what I want still
Don't question it
I want food but idk what I want
Does it need to be edible?
question
Probably
why jakka
Answer
Why me, what?
Gotchu
WAITWAITWAIT I KNOW WHAT I WANT
I'll bring a Korean BBQ
Because i love him platonically
I trust Jakka with being a tasty shark
Gotta add that so people dont think im gay
shark briyani
I already ate the rest of your species
You're just saved for last
Still think youโre gay, just not for Jakka
Mwahaha
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WHAT??
Oh definitely for jakka
Tell me!!!
So
I'll murder your village
Platonically gay
That's how I show my love
Id kiss you goodnight
I'd stab you in return
Just understand: I do this because I love you
Unless you're Missus
Or Kat
Or Alice
If you had a bad tooth id let you rip out one of mine to save yourself
me triple barreled dakka shootas for maximum DAKKA
You can shoot three times??
I'm going to stop by this little French bakery near where I live that serves very tasty potato chowder with bacon bits. I want a sandwich too but idk what kind. Now I just need to decide on the sandwich
Task understood. Kill French people
3x MAXIMUM DAKKA
i heard ork weapons are very accurate, shoots alot of bullets and sure enough one will hit something
Donโt suppose youโve had contact with her?
Maybe their salmon brioche...
Sadly no
But she DID send a hit squad after me
i think i scared alice away
lia
Gimme some
you are safe now
Ooooh that sounds good
noh
Yeah! It's so tasty
I need to figure out what to watch tonight
Watch Arcane
Like a nerd
Because you are one
Ya nerd
And because it's cinema
I am making pizza 
Hey Sid
GIMME SOME YA ASSHOLE
Already did. Season 1 was good. Season 2 was...forgettable.
I like em
I want more
Oh same
I want Dukane stabbed
added to list of people to not share food with for calling me asshole
One mid season is ok, whatever
Like violently
Did they ever make the Noxus show?
THAT'S HOW I SHARE MY LOVE YA ASSHOLE
gonna buy 6 deffkilla wartrike models with a grot mega tank and make a kill convoy
Now i only have to share it with my gf 
I don't speak gobbledegook. What the hell did you say?
For Noxuuss
... I'll replace her
Gimme some
You can't replace her
you know gobbledygook is actually a fictional language
And gut
You aren't a beautiful latina 
SO IS YOUR EXISTENCE SO SHUT YOUR NOISE
Filipinos are the Latinas of Asia
So yes I am
He's gonna cop some plastic drillas mate? What's not to understand?
a big beautiful big loota mekboss
STAB HIM?? GOTCHU
You said filipino not filipina, failed 
I'm not a faker ya dum boi
Now shut up and marry me
No
I need 17 marriages
I wonder if she got bored of Darktide and left
You have no choise
I tried DMing her and she just sent me my IP address
She seemed to like talking to people here though?
Weird
Oh noo
She kinda didn't ngl
Oh?
I thought it was hot
Oh I didnโt know
Real?
Actually real
Because she never sent me mine
That's because she prefers me as a target
Did you respond with "Oh baby, I love it when you expose my digits"?
I have sixteen dead Yakuza in my basement
No I said "I'll drop another one"
nope no DMs so far
I did message her today to see if shes alright, but don't think shes been online
Didnโt get banned off discord or anything?
Nope
Hm
could just be a licht situation where she cant contact anyone
Mayhaps
What happened with licht?
The connection in her country kinda sucks ngl
I'm worried but I don't want to be parasocial. Tbh we're all just loosely chatting in general chat LOL
went on a business trip and couldnt contact anyone for a week
Ohh
forgot to tell people and people got worried
And yet we are more tight nit than most other general chat servers
Because I love you all
When you buy my drugs
Yeah thatโs true. I guess there is a genuine chance she just got sick of discord or something ๐ญ
this place has caused me comfort, distress and pain so tbh yeah
what happened to neurolictor
I'm not to blame
haven't seen em in a hot minute
I'll hunt her down
this is true
yeah im worried about her
shes one of my favourite people
I enjoy the regulars here 
I just want to have a good time and hope everyone else does too
Most of the regulars here are fun people
I even shaved today 
@brazen pelican where r u
Imagine being in a Darktide server made by Fatshark employees only to have your members not talk about Darktide 90% of the time
Shaved yer what?
I had to change things sorry
And then get worried when people stop talking
My face
i just have mustache now
Don't make me break out the cucumber again
Okay, people help me: What should I play?
Bannerlord or Dead as Disco?
I only shave my neck. I trim the rest
I can respect a fellow mustache man
Bannerd Disco
I'll bust out my eggplant
Dont have a neckbeard people
i have a stubble
THAT DOESN'T HELP YA DONGLELOID
My facial hair screams early 2000s 
I will never understand neck beards. They feel weird and look questionable
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
It's funny, but if I grow my mustache I looke like Genghis Khan
I used to have a full beard
Because its unattractive. Literally
I'll order a McWhopper
Got tired of gf wanting me to maintain it
Yeeahh true
GUYS I JUST GOT CONFIRMATION
See this is why you should marry me
I wouldn't judge
Its stigmatized
Neckbeards just look horrible. Shave it off. Trim your chin. Easy
Its a reddit look for now.
THAT SKITARII WILL BE ABLE TO DO TESTICULAR TORSION ON WOLFER FROM HALF WAY ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE
You can also put aftershave on your neck and smell good and not like rot
Any nerd Fandom has their neckbeards. It's just that they all are on Reddit
Everyone is on reddit
Sole patch n stash so everyone thinks ur trying to RP Satan or pick up their SO.
why do you think everyone complains about reddit
I'm not on reddit
Meanwhile we should all just have handlebar mustaches and let me just fucking fight you
I'm on reddit for.. different reasons muwahahahaha
1940s clean shaven look
Porn
lies
porn
prawn
I keep a trimmed stash, short chin hair and if i get artsy enough i can genuinely pull the sole patch off but even then its kinda wack
Pawn
Dude you literally commented a "Well Ackhtually" reply
Pond
I look way too young fully shaven
Corn
No lies, don't have an account and don't browse it
Jokes on you. It's so they can shitpost on Conservative sub reddits.
Khorne
And lose
CEO of twink
Yes you will
Imagine losing a fight
i could never
stop fighting and start dying
Yes you can

Take off your pants rn
For every 1 loyalist you nab you get to pet the Khorne cat once
We'll play hardcore Twister
Hmm
You haven't lived until you've gotten your ass kicked mate. Ego death is an important part of personal growth โค๏ธ
Wanna play some Street Chess?
Your pfp is so glorious ๐ฅ
Chess you say?
Street Chess
I am sure I could lose a fight someday, I just haven't lost any yet 
oouugghhh
Speaking of, I need to Murder my spouse in Bannerlord
chaaatt
So I'll see y'all later
I'm 34 so it's pretty good record so far 
Are you okay goober?
Thank you, brother
If you were a 40k faction, you would be mind of nid
whats the rule you've learnt at 34
absolutely
Cant wait to clock off my night shift to play LoL and remember why I hate myself so much ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ
That everything is innocent in the world and there is never anything untoward drawn of it
how long do yall think doom guy would live if they got dropped in the middle of 40k
I can make a glue brand guys. Trust me. 
hed destroy reality
The rule of GuillimanxYvraine
weve been doing havoc
That was fun. Despite the bs it threw at us.
i don't think bushman wants to tide with me anymore
i ADORE db but i wish it had more carapace damage or ammo capacity
true
i get too silly
yeah he just got off
i think he just hates you in particular
Mallow be nice to people challenge: Impossible
or i think bushman is getting off idk
Not zealot its my least played
go strike party 8 to see im
Mallow is always nice to me
Yesterday someone made poverty roasted onions in the downstairs apartment. I couldn't keep my bedroom window open because of the sickly sweet smell that lasted for like 8 hours :/
zealot is simple and effective
Totally ogryn
Np 
Good luck lmao
count to 4 you are good to go
Ten hour Brahms X Ogryn sex scene
We are a funny bunch for sure
Eh
My finger is bleeding 
Yeah like if we were closer I'd call her and check on her or call someone closer to her but I don't really know her beyond us chatting in general chat sometimes
Gotta amputate. Sorry!
Fair fair
Who?
No 
Alice
I like watching everyone here as a good source of entertainment during boring work days
Alice the Menace
Jonny 2x4
speaking of, we never see Maxine around anymore as well
we can be silly sometimes
I can only hope I will be forgotten so quickly when I disappear 
Theyโve been on Darktide a few times
yeah maxine is cool i hope shes okay
So theyโre alive at least
You've spent too long in my company so id notice you missing
For a moment
Oh neat
We both became Rango's spouses for a minute and then someone wanted to kiss you on your "hot fish lips" so I remember you too
I will be forgotten 
Being forgotten isnโt a bad thing
If jakka needed a heart i would let him tear mine out on the spot for his survival
It happens to all of us eventually
Guys I gotta be real with you
8bitkitcat is pregnant
When FFXIV drops the next xpac I will be a ghost LMFAO
Don't fear for me
I won't be dead
Oh ok
folk?
And you are the father!!
shame that heorthu got executed
ill haunt your mind like the green goblin
No my dad taught me better
Is this how catfish are born
Damn you gonna owe child support





