general-chat

[hazy valley]

yeah like MMORPGs make sense

oh and I've got Netflix/Crunchyroll subs

dude I have so many subs

[hazy valley]

when did I become a dom

[twin dirge]

Oh it's vile, Spotify, YouTube, Xbox game pass, discord, fuckin door dash (I'm lazy go away)

Everything wants me money monthly

[jaunty path]

You ppl need help

[fallen tree]

jerma

[nocturne bloom]

Do you have a mirror

[jaunty path]

youtube and spotify subscription is crazy

[thin rune]

I regret checking in on general.

[twin dirge]

I'm thinking of dropping YouTube but the issue is I'm incapable of downloading an ad block on my Xbox

[hazy valley]

I used to have a Doordash sub but I'm eating healthier now so I don't touch it

[rough verge]

I get all my media from services I dont pay for🗣

[fallen tree]

netflix? never bought her a meal in my life

[somber stream]

I subscribe to piracy

[jaunty path]

I use my pc for youtube tbh

[hazy valley]

tbh I need someone to take over the finances of my life and stop me from spending dumb money

but that's never happening

LMFAO

[marsh iris]

subscription based lifestyle

[twin dirge]

I only have it because I keep forgetting to cancel it, I get the hankering for a snack at like 4am and order then forget to cancel the sub

[jaunty path]

I can help you with some of those

[twin dirge]

Someone tell me to cancel doordash

[somber stream]

Already a thing

[nocturne bloom]

Only subs I have rn are discord, which im on the fence about, Spotify is bugged and ive had premium free for 5 years and eso+ (mmo)

[delicate vapor]

$11 for this red rooster roll meal

[somber stream]

You subscribe to your local electric and water services monthly

[marsh iris]

oxygen subscription

[quick bloom]

In a Warhammer adjacent Discord?

[rough verge]

My mother pays for Amazon music and Amazon prime, my friends pay for streaming services, and I get free ps plus for life

[nocturne bloom]

Free rent for labor

[simple cliff]

Anyways.

[rough verge]

Gas

[simple cliff]

Meow.

[upper citrus]

Ill take your money from you so you cant spend it

[delicate vapor]

Air

[simple cliff]

[thin rune]

Plot twist, you’ve unknowingly been using someone else’s card to pay it off all this time

[somber stream]

O'hare is that you

[nocturne bloom]

No card on the profile

[twin dirge]

Someone pay me all their money so I can buy cool stuff

[somber stream]

Gamer girl oxygen capsule when

[thin rune]

Fr those mini figs aren’t gonna buy themselves

[delicate vapor]

[rare pulsar]

I will only buy fart capsules.

[hazy valley]

My family (me and my cat) are starving
Please help us budget

$15/month Discord Sub
$15/month Youtube Sub
$15/month Crunchyroll Sub
$15/month Spotify Sub
$15/month Netflix Sub
$15/month FFXIV Sub
$15/month Amazon Sub
$15/month Warhammer+ Sub
$15/month Dndbeyond Sub
$2000 art piece of yuri

I can't afford groceries what do I do

[somber stream]

Only available for premium tier users sorry

[twin dirge]

Ts relatable

Seems you should get rid of yourself and the cats

[quick bloom]

Drop the DnD sub

[twin dirge]

Should save you enough money

[delicate vapor]

we can make do with the last one
we can pirate site 4 off from the list

[rare pulsar]

Fr tho guys? Who tf pays for all these streams? I just go on any random online stream and do ut for free.

[somber stream]

Real

Get a VPN brother

[rare pulsar]

And its not like i dont have the money😂

[thin rune]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[rare pulsar]

I have

Allready

[somber stream]

Popo knocked on one of the kid's door a few months back

[twin dirge]

The massive lack of PC is keeping me from doing this stuff

[rare pulsar]

Its only illegal if u download

[fallen tree]

good to see that the yuri stonks are still really high

[twin dirge]

I sadly cannot use an ad blocker on my Xbox

[somber stream]

I download all my shit

[upper citrus]

Thanks for reminding me to cancel my wh+ sub

[rare pulsar]

I usually dont

[marsh iris]

download? make your own shit

[astral basin]

I refuse to use nordvpn
Shits a scam that i barely have reason to use

[hazy valley]

I thought this was the "let's kill him" version

[hazy valley]

You're welcome!

[somber stream]

Nord is expensive

Use Proton

[jaunty path]

get rif of liek 5 of these sis

[astral basin]

That on the phone?

[jaunty path]

WHY do you have a netflix subscription

[hazy valley]

The yuri is non-negotiable

[rare pulsar]

I got nord for now might switch it

[somber stream]

Both mobile and PC

[upper citrus]

Yall pay for VPN? Isnt there free ones?

[short geyser]

I second this

[delicate vapor]

we can keep that and pirate the rest

[somber stream]

You pay with your personal informations

[hazy valley]

Dungeon Meshi is on there but also Arcane and I was streaming Arcane to a friend recently because she'd never seen it

[rare pulsar]

Imo id rather pay a lil then have ads etc.

I gladly pay for a good service

[hazy valley]

I keep forgetting where Witch Hat Atelier is

[jaunty path]

Dont give money to netflix
Dont give money to crunchy roll
Dont give money to warhammer+ PLS

3 of these have a dozen alternatives

ur wild

[hazy valley]

I think I'm also watching Avatar the Last Airbender off Netflix?

[jaunty path]

SIS.

SIS.

its ANIME.

You can get that OTHERPLACES

[rare pulsar]

Fr just stream it all onlinr and never pay for all ts again

[jaunty path]

I will hook you up right now

jfc.

[short geyser]

Proton should be free with no ads iirc

[upper citrus]

What are yall doing that you need a vpn anyway

[hazy valley]

I have a friend who has a site to watch free anime but I always feel weird like am I still supporting the creators of the anime if I pirate

[delicate vapor]

and are you sure those sites data centers wont get burnt down

[rare pulsar]

PROFESSIONAL GOONING

[marsh iris]

dont ask questions!

[hazy valley]

how else do you support the creators

[rancid shore]

I return

work, sucks

[somber stream]

I stopped getting targeted ads after i use VPN

[delicate vapor]

I understand this part but I dont wanna give a lick of money to crunchyroll knowing they also use to be a piracy site

[somber stream]

Now i get cheap chinese sex toys ads instead

[marsh iris]

i just use Brave

[wintry fog]

Tbf so do paid ones.
Governments know VPN services are an easy way to collect blackmail.

[delicate vapor]

same

[rancid shore]

KEKW

[delicate vapor]

but only ever for youtube

[hazy valley]

did Crunchyroll do something bad

[short geyser]

Are those ads better than the ones before?

[marsh iris]

brave deletes all the ads

[hazy valley]

I didn't know there was a stigma against them tbh

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

At least they are funny

[short geyser]

True

[astral basin]

OH WTF EVEN WITH PREMIUM THE WINDOW IS GONE

[nocturne bloom]

Not ALL but most

[somber stream]

Depends on which one, Nord deffo sell your info, Proton and mule doesn't

[delicate vapor]

Sharing user data if i recall before

[astral basin]

This
Is
Absolute
Dumbassery

[marsh iris]

i never had youtube ad

[jaunty path]

giving money to a mega corporation...is not how you..augh.

Girl listen just know 99% of ur 15 bucks is going to netflix at the end of the day

[delicate vapor]

I might as well visit the animators in person and give them money

[nocturne bloom]

Crunchyroll has a history of incorrect translations, databreaches and ai translations

[fallen tree]

full metal alchemist!
~
..full metal alchemist.

[wintry fog]

Sometimes it takes them days to fix unwatchable episodes

[hazy valley]

yeah though I think Riot looks at the watch statistics for that stuff more than the cash flow because Arcane was really just one expensive ad for League of Legends if we're being honest

[rancid shore]

cant

[hazy valley]

Arcane is a gateway drug to meth

[rancid shore]

what?

[hazy valley]

League of Legends

[nocturne bloom]

Ive never seen an ad for LoL and ive played it for a while now. Arcane is all ive seen

[hazy valley]

did you hear about the $400 Ahri skin

[short geyser]

Arcane was good yeah, but I didn’t even know it was League of Legends though until a while after I watched it

[rancid shore]

want to support arcane btw? just buy league skins

[rancid shore]

one of few cases yes

250€ project: master Yi recolor rn

[hazy valley]

I really, really liked Silco a lot more than I thought I ever would tbh

[nocturne bloom]

I mean tbf most gacha skins in the game that require 80 pulls for a guarantee cost that

[rancid shore]

yup

[south valve]

Bardin ate the doro

[short geyser]

Yeah, most of the characters were likeable

[nocturne bloom]

Its not even her best skin anyways imo

[rancid shore]

it's not at all

[twin dirge]

This is why I just enter the matrix and give myself all the skins for free

Real

[nocturne bloom]

Only skin i want for her is After Hours which should (should) rerun this year

[fallen tree]

the way arcane got me thinking about breaking my 10 year sobriety on league

[delicate vapor]

sold the soul for league skins

[nocturne bloom]

League hands out skins

[somber stream]

Don't drink booze over Arcane wtf

[delicate vapor]

I should live up to my asian stereotype and play league for 15 hours straight

[fallen tree]

i mean 10 years being free from league 🥴

[delicate vapor]

💀

[hazy valley]

Sevika was one of my favs

[somber stream]

Oh right

[fallen tree]

i wouldnt drink for league

[delicate vapor]

nvm im not gonna buy red rooster for the night..

[somber stream]

I broke my smoke-free chain after watching the "True Detective" Season 1

[hazy valley]

A friend keeps trying to get me and another into Honkai Star Rail and I'm only just barely staving him off
Gacha would ruin me LMFAO

[candid drift]

YA AND SHE GOT ROBBED SO HARD IN SEASON 2

[hazy valley]

I almost got into LaDs

[twin dirge]

Gotta drink to play it wdym

[hazy valley]

if you don't know what LaDs is

[candid drift]

I'm so mad riot I will never forgive u

[hazy valley]

that's for the best

[delicate vapor]

no star rail hands out free stuff a lot

[nocturne bloom]

League is actually pretty fair with its skin gacha imo

[hazy valley]

SHE REALLY DID BUT LIKE SHE STILL CAME OUT SWINGING TO HARD IN THAT FINALE THAT I WAS CHEERING HER

[fallen tree]

truee

[hazy valley]

he keeps telling us that too

[delicate vapor]

in the next patch its going to be a second fate stay night collab

[delicate vapor]

yeah and he isnt really lying

[astral basin]

Ah yeah arcane
I still need to watch s2

[twin dirge]

I like honkai impact 3rd

[somber stream]

I hate what they did to Viktor

[jaunty path]

has honk in the name
no clown girls

false advertising

[delicate vapor]

next patch you can pick between a free five star collab character being gilgamesh or archer

[twin dirge]

Actually

[delicate vapor]

star rail does have it

[twin dirge]

[jaunty path]

:O

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

Once you get into gacha, you can get out any time! (This is evil deceit)

[delicate vapor]

theres like a whole faction for the clown based stuff

[hazy valley]

Season 2 has some really good moments like Ekko is FANTASTIC in season 2

I hate Jayce tho

fuck him

Viktor is cool

[astral basin]

Pov: aki has no money saved
3 separate gacha games on the phone, someone check it for me
$5 bet

[twin dirge]

Viktor make brain hapi

[fallen tree]

what game is doro from, i thought it was just a meme but apparently she's an anime babe

[hazy valley]

THIS IS THE TRUE EVIL

[nocturne bloom]

Nikke

[fallen tree]

oh really lmao

[somber stream]

Shit really?

[rancid shore]

RAAAAAH CLOWN GIRLS?!

[somber stream]

That ass shaking game?

[rancid shore]

ahem, scuse me

[twin dirge]

I don't own a single gacha game at this time because I spend too much money on them

[hazy valley]

I remember with League I could just buy whatever skin I wanted directly so the gacha stuff has me laughing

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[hazy valley]

I'm glad I got out

[twin dirge]

I cashed out like 300 on genshin before forcing myself to stop

[rancid shore]

damn?

[twin dirge]

I have quite possibly the worst impulse control a person can have

[twin dirge]

I've dropped over 2k on destiny 2

[jaunty path]

👁️

[fallen tree]

back when genshin was still on inazuma, thank god i had raiden

[jaunty path]

HUH

[rancid shore]

...damn

[fallen tree]

she is still peak

[short geyser]

…

[astral basin]

“I finally pulled the banner! Wait whats this star system?”

[nocturne bloom]

Its only really skins exclusive to said system and each pass gives you tokens to pull with. Eventually you can pull a skin free guaranteed

[fallen tree]

[twin dirge]

There's a reason it hurts so much

[somber stream]

I got venti twice

[south valve]

downloads gacha game

• 200 hours of life already gone

[delicate vapor]

yiur people

i tghink

[fallen tree]

altho that hydro girl is kinda neat

[delicate vapor]

[rancid shore]

oh right last update

ever

[little marten]

TUESDAY

[somber stream]

Chewsday*

[short geyser]

I uh
I’d say it was worth it, but it wasn’t

[hazy valley]

yeah I'm still really glad I got out of League before the dumb lootbox shenanigans started

that sounds awful

[rancid shore]

wot day is it

[twin dirge]

Mmm, it was and wasn't

[hazy valley]

if you gamble enough it's basically guaranteed isn't a good deal dude

it's still gamba

[fallen tree]

league has lootboxes? crisis averted

[rancid shore]

are you schtewpid, it's chewsday innit

[twin dirge]

I don't regret it as much as I assumed I would

[delicate vapor]

in star rail if you just ignore the gacha stuff aside and start from the first quest to latest as f2p youll have 380 to 450 free pulls

[nocturne bloom]

99% of skins are bought directly. It really hasnt changed. Some skins are Legacy now but they still come back for directly buys

[rancid shore]

one day they planned to remove it

[rancid shore]

riots against riot

[fallen tree]

past tense

[hazy valley]

that's a relief but I saw they were doing some nonsense for the Arcane skins and was thankful I wasn't still in

[fallen tree]

once again im thankful to put down league in 2013 ish

[hazy valley]

I would have 100% suffered to get those Arcane skins

[rancid shore]

I play it sometimes with friends

God I'm ass at it

[nocturne bloom]

If you play LoL for skins tho, imo, you probably arent playing the right game

[somber stream]

League URF is fun so i revisit every once in awhile

[fallen tree]

adc was the most fun

i guess mid too

[hazy valley]

I play any and every game for fashion dude. If I can't look fantastic in whatever game I play I don't bother

[somber stream]

I main Garen Jungle

[astral basin]

I still have wild rift on my phone

[nocturne bloom]

Arcane Fractured Jinx was the only gacha skin

[fallen tree]

i like ezreal bot

or uhh

[delicate vapor]

year 3 in primary school was when I discovered league

[fallen tree]

BOT LANE

[hazy valley]

Are you sure it wasn't also Caitlyn's Arcane skin and Vi's Arcane skin? Because I vaguely remember both of those had more strings attached too

[fallen tree]

[twin dirge]

I played top lane exclusively

[fallen tree]

you make me feel old a lot

[somber stream]

I used to ADC Shen

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

i think i did some Shen memes way back too

[somber stream]

The Ezreal that was with me submitted to my ingenious idea and folded into AP support

[nocturne bloom]

I do mord mid, shyvana jg, leona support, trist bot and irelia top

[astral basin]

I played tank mage or supp
Would make top lane mad by bringing ap varus to it tho

[nocturne bloom]

I like anivia mid too tho

And akali

[hazy valley]

I did mainly support or caster mid

[fallen tree]

leblanc is fun

[hazy valley]

I never really played jungler ever

[fallen tree]

or was

[hazy valley]

very rarely I'd do ADC or top

[nocturne bloom]

Tbh the champ i pick depends on my enemy. I try to only counter pick

[twin dirge]

Unironically I think I've been manually correcting my overbite by holding my jaw in the right place all the damn time

[rancid shore]

ah yes, bottom lane

[hazy valley]

I just pick whoever looks cute tbh

[rancid shore]

nerd, not one tricking(jk

[hazy valley]

Sona, Lux, Akali, Veigar

[rancid shore]

which Veigar skin

[hazy valley]

Caitlyn too

[somber stream]

One champ boys are the real ones

[rancid shore]

if you say default you're lying

[astral basin]

Ziggs was fun
But they nerfed him, then reworked towers

[hazy valley]

Base Veigar I was a broke as shit high school student back then LMFAO

[fallen tree]

viktor was also neat, pre arcane btw

[hazy valley]

I only bought like 2 skins for Sona

[nocturne bloom]

Zig is still absolutely fucked

[rancid shore]

bro Veigar at the time was not cute

[fallen tree]

brand? oh actually, i do miss him..

[nocturne bloom]

Zig and gangplank are nightmare fuel on low elo teams

[somber stream]

Satan-mo Season 2 with reflective and fire armour

[twin dirge]

Ziggs is even more fucked now that tower plating exists, he gets a free one every skill pop AND it has an execute

So not only are you rolling in cash you have absolutely insane tower pressure

Leave a zigg alone for 3 seconds and they have the entire middle lane cleared to nexus

[astral basin]

Hella zone control
Absolute pit sniper w that ult

[delicate vapor]

watch Seitokai Yakuindomo
Lick

[hazy valley]

what are you talking about? they're literally Final Fantasy Vivi they're adorable?? and they had the little lore newsletter featuring a picture of him flying off Team Rocket style with 2 balloons while Teemo taunted him??? and he had a short story where Veigar protected a town from bandits and the people tried to thank him by pretending to be scared of him and praising him as a dark lord because he really just wanted to be evil even when he was accidentally good???? do you even know anything at all about Veigar???

[somber stream]

Lick?

[delicate vapor]

licht i mean

[nocturne bloom]

Xer is the popular pain in the ass pick rn tho

[fallen tree]

if you say so 😔

[marsh iris]

lick him

[hazy valley]

bro don't come at me over Veigar he's cute

[somber stream]

Do not

[hazy valley]

you just never bothered to look deeper

[somber stream]

Also i've watched that Anime, try 'daily lives of highschool boys'

[astral basin]

They nerfed the tower damage values on him multiple times to the point that
You still have the function, but its not something to rely on to do quickly

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

daily lives of hs boys is actually so funny

[nocturne bloom]

Veigar isnt cute because my team always feeds him

[fallen tree]

better than nichijou imo

[somber stream]

Real

A shame there is no season 2

[astral basin]

Used to save games by laning bc the team would just perma roam for fights

[hazy valley]

Veigar running Mejai's book and then feeding is a classic LMFAO

[fallen tree]

yeah, i feel like you never see those types of shows anymore

[hazy valley]

oh wait you said YOUR TEAM feeding Veigar

that's also a classic

LMFAO

[nocturne bloom]

Considering he can 1 shot any champ if hes ahead

[astral basin]

Nasus big bonk:

[hazy valley]

yeah that's why I loved playing him

[twin dirge]

have you played at all within the last year?

[hazy valley]

literally press R and delete the enemy caster

[gusty echo]

Does anyone here play Spacehulk Deathwing?

[candid drift]

ugh i remember literally a day or two before the final ep aired on twitter they were like sevika takes hold of her own story in the final episode!! SHE DIDNT EVEN SAY A WORD SHE JUST FOUGHT FOR A CITY THAT BARELY CARES ABOUT HER

[fallen tree]

my bot supp duo always played nautilis, miss that boy

[gusty echo]

There isnt really a discord for it

[nocturne bloom]

Hourglass:

[astral basin]

Wild rift? Not really
I have it downloaded I don’t play tho

[candid drift]

riot when i find u

very pretty animation tho

[twin dirge]

You do know we're talking about normal league right

[somber stream]

If the other guy either have Nauti or Thresh, i know i'm fucked

Blitz is for soyboys btw

[twin dirge]

I used to be a thresh main

[astral basin]

Wild rift is just the faster mobile version

[nocturne bloom]

I play leona so I can get 50 plus assists 💪

[fallen tree]

ooh thresh, i loved him. all these names coming back after so long , thresh with some damage was real nice iirc

[candid drift]

wow everyone is talking about leageu

[hazy valley]

I was really upset but to be fair she became || literally THE face of Zaun like she's literally on the Piltover Council repping Zaun she's THE LEADER NOW she's the face of the people not Jinx not Silco not any of the dumb dead chem barons no criminals or thugs it was HER leading the charge when the people of the underground came flying out of the smoke with fists and molotovs ||

[twin dirge]

No, a lot of the characters have entirely different kits that are based go be more fast paced and the like

[fallen tree]

if i supp'd id be thresh or blitz

[twin dirge]

Wild rift and league of legends are 2 very different games with different ways to play

[candid drift]

yaa just wish we got to see more of it i suppose 🙂‍↕️

[somber stream]

I had this idea with my mate:
ADC Thresh with Ashe support

[hazy valley]

I agree she deserved better for sure

[delicate vapor]

[candid drift]

i play every league of legends character cause i'm that good 😎

[hazy valley]

I loved her barfight with Vi

[somber stream]

But i still Ashe toward AD so they wouldn't suspect a thing

[hazy valley]

that whole fight scene was top tier

[candid drift]

(not true but alas)

[hazy valley]

both of them just slugging it out

[hazy valley]

I'll cry

[fallen tree]

im sure it could work, im too out of the league loop now

[somber stream]

Oh yeah i quit after season 4

Played since season 2

[astral basin]

Most of the differences are for mobile accessibility, or a prerollout of changes they were considering
From what i understand they are still the same overall

[nocturne bloom]

Started playing her because her PROJECT chroma was in the mythic shop

[fallen tree]

i cant even tell you what season i started, i was there around the start

[rancid shore]

woah

I was not expecting that

[somber stream]

Back when the map was ugly as sin

[fallen tree]

yeah

[somber stream]

But has its charm

[fallen tree]

i wish i got into dota2 instead tbh

but my time in league was.. fun i guess

[hazy valley]

I'm sorry it's the caffeine making me so unhinged tonight. I'm on way too much of it LOL

[twin dirge]

Kit revamps

Ziggs doesn't even have a tower execute in wild rift

[rancid shore]

I just don't find the default skin cute, I prefer like omega squad or final boss

[somber stream]

Yeah i did not regret playing the thing tbh, had a blast with the lads

[nocturne bloom]

Dota2 seems more complicated imo. League was easier to drop into

[candid drift]

think the gameplay is a lot more like leagues quickplay which is very different from 'normal' league

[fallen tree]

dota2 has more legacy stuff to i guess

i never played during wc3 either

[candid drift]

wayyyy more from my knowledge

[delicate vapor]

" I guess"

[hazy valley]

I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE the League of Legends setting/story/universe and if they had an MMORPG I'd play it in a heartbeat but I'm really not into MOBAs anymore and the fighting games/card games are not my style

[dull hamlet]

Still waiting on a release date for Clockwork Revolution

[astral basin]

He does have tower execute
Its part of the c4, along with his bonus damage bar having extra tower damage

[fallen tree]

hey when you have a bad game.. ur having a bad time , any competitive game i'd say with uncertainty

[rancid shore]

its alright

[delicate vapor]

experience 3 minutes on rainbow six

[somber stream]

"THEY'RE TAKING THE FUCKING BARONDK;FRN;AWE;KNRFWenfkWEKF"

[nocturne bloom]

Me asking why my team runs away every fight instead of fighting in the game about fighting

[hazy valley]

I know a very weird amount of probably retconned LoL lore

[fallen tree]

yeah from what ive heard its ""fun!""

[somber stream]

League brought out some of the worst in humanity ngl

[fallen tree]

enemy team just has too much aura i guess /s

[nocturne bloom]

Takes baron and never pushes any lane:

[astral basin]

Or however long the prep phase timer is before you get domed immediately

[hazy valley]

wdym brought as in past tense it's still current tense they're bringing out the worst I'm not telling the story of the dude tracking that girl's period again

[rancid shore]

lol

[somber stream]

Take all the kills and carry the entre game:

[twin dirge]

...so if he maintains having a 25% tower execute and a damage buff to them in general how is he any worse? He's still the fastest tower clear available

[candid drift]

me too i was really into the lore when i was younger and some of it was so wacky

[nocturne bloom]

Team has chat disabled and are all alone in different lanes

[fallen tree]

when the supp takes the player kill in bot lane

[candid drift]

new lore is much more cohesive, at least until arcane retconned like take the cast

[somber stream]

I stopped playing for a long while so i use past tense for the things i left behind also i am very much interested in the period story

[fallen tree]

ugh too many league memories surfacing, i must purge

[nocturne bloom]

Tbf a fed support can RIP

[hazy valley]

I was so sad when they cancelled their weekly lore newsletter I always looked forward to reading those

[somber stream]

Emote "?" Constantly when top insist on farming next to turret instead of joining the gank

[fallen tree]

oh 100% not denying that

[hazy valley]

I stopped playing years ago and always just assume that if anything changed with the community, it changed for the worse tbh but yeah I also really love the story

[nocturne bloom]

Leona fed is absolutely horrible. Cant die, infinite stuns and melt levels of damage with no damage items

[hazy valley]

oh wait you said PERIOD story

[twin dirge]

Mfw my adc feeds me kills as senna

[fallen tree]

leona 😳

[twin dirge]

It's a good day

[somber stream]

the PERIOD story

[hazy valley]

slumping in my chair

ok here we go

[candid drift]

who gets the kill in botlane matters but wave state generally is more important 🙂‍↕️

[somber stream]

rub hands

[south valve]

Period in time?

[nocturne bloom]

Has those disabled too

[astral basin]

They nerfed the values for it multiple times to the point that it takes considerably more effort to achieve the same effect
As in any ad melee can do the same thing at the same speed
Ziggs just has more comfort in removing the defense during a fight

Keep up

[wintry fog]

Hate LoL, any moba that forces people into specific roles is already cooked

[somber stream]

Your weakness is showing

[delicate vapor]

I remember dropping money for star guardian ahri and then left the game

[nocturne bloom]

Not my problem, I play with the people who pay attention

[astral basin]

Its not a 25% snipe either
Its more like 15%

[twin dirge]

And is also ranged, and does fuck you damage

It was nerfed because blowing up a tower at 50% health is bad for the game health

[candid drift]

shoulda gotten the 500 dollar faker ahri skin

[twin dirge]

It's 25% at max rank

[nocturne bloom]

League match is no fun when your enemy walks into your sentry or ignores you hitting them

[little marten]

BE CONSUMER BY THE RAGE

[hazy valley]

Ok so there was this dude who was doing duo ranked as an ADC with his support. The girl playing support is not in a romantic relationship with him. They just play together. I need to make it clear this guy has zero interest in her. Over time he began trying to improve their winrate by tracking her period cycle to learn her playstyle both on her period and off her period, and began pushing more aggressive team comps during her period for a better winrate percentage while playing more passive team comps when she's off her period and had this tracking down so well on his spreadsheets that he could predict her period more accurately than her own period tracker. He did all this and then posted it all on social media bragging about how people need to lock in and if you're not willing to track your partner's period are you even serious about climbing ranked? It went viral and the girl noticed the post and laughed but I can only imagine the sheer embarrassment she must have felt from having all that aired publicly like holy shitake mushrooms dude

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

This story

Again

[hazy valley]

He asked

I'm sorry

[somber stream]

Important piece of history

[delicate vapor]

I remember seeing that somewhere randomly

[south valve]

wtf

[delicate vapor]

FIRST person in my entire family to know of that knowledge

[somber stream]

I think it made into the news at one point

[delicate vapor]

💀

[nocturne bloom]

Vtuber period chart was worse

[hazy valley]

idk the vtuber period chart

but that also sounds insane

[candid drift]

HUH

that sounds awful

[cosmic burrow]

What?

[delicate vapor]

was all over the place before

[astral basin]

They mustve reverted some of it
It was way less for a while. Now its saying 27.5%

[short geyser]

I could’ve went without hearing that

[somber stream]

"G4mrgurl69. It is IMPERATIVE that i know your ovulation cycle"

[hazy valley]

I'm sorry

[rancid shore]

what the fuck

[short geyser]

but are you really?

[hazy valley]

maybe a little

like on a scale of 1 to 10

a 3 at most

[delicate vapor]

i think in that uh vtuber period chart one of my vtuber friends was in it

[rancid shore]

damn?

[delicate vapor]

💀

[short geyser]

[candid drift]

hi sorry 👏

[hazy valley]

I'm a LITTLE sorry

[rancid shore]

what the fuck was the post about?

[short geyser]

Which one?

[astral basin]

Its for optimal rank climbing, keep up w the meta man

[south valve]

As revenge, we need to do it for men, but track their moments of big dick energy (for maximum performance)

[hazy valley]

if we track that it's just going to become a morning wood wave across the world like a concert throwing up their hands in a wave

[somber stream]

"This is NOT a game, we're talking reaching gold by the end of the season here. Your silly female nonsense will NOT get in the way of our goal"

[astral basin]

“Hold on babe ive reached peak arousal. Its time for League.”

[somber stream]

adjust glasses

[short geyser]

That’d be weird to see at a concert

[marsh iris]

lick of legends

[hazy valley]

to be a true egirl you gotta get your partner aroused YOURSELF
lock the fuck in and get him pitching a tent to get that winrate up

[delicate vapor]

heard something very similar like this when my group of friends were playing overwatch

[hazy valley]

yeah I agree

[short geyser]

I’d expect nothing less from overwatch ngl

[delicate vapor]

yeah but those bunny skins

[rancid shore]

the one @hazy valley about the couple, too long didn't read

[delicate vapor]

i LOVE bunny skin Domina

i LOVE Domina

[south valve]

Guys, I was watching porn at the event for tactical reasons 🧠

[hazy valley]

tl;dr ranked duo has guy track girl's period and posts it online bragging about how it improved his League of Legends winrate

[dull hamlet]

boobs

[candid drift]

@hazy valley dno if you heard of this but a bit earlier there was also a pro (regional champion) that said on stream that women aren't / shouldn't be league pros because of their periods messing up their whatever. he got a ton of flak for it tho and even got removed from the league worlds music video (which is admittedly super performative considering I'm p sure riot includes other players that were just genuinely abusive to women, etc).

[delicate vapor]

morale boost

[short geyser]

A man tracked a woman’s period and played aggressively in the game they were playing when she was on her period, and passively when she wasn’t on her period, apparently it worked?

[somber stream]

Rub one off for the boys

[rancid shore]

what the actual fuck man

[dull hamlet]

[hazy valley]

I didn't hear about it no but like performative or not better that they removed that dude regardless tbh like you won't hear me mourning performative shenanigans when it's good riddance to bad rubbish

[short geyser]

Yeah

[delicate vapor]

[rancid shore]

reminds me of a short I saw where a dude had a tracker for vtubers ovulation cycles

fucked up

[hazy valley]

I know things and like obviously we're all joking about the whole getting someone aroused to improve their winrate haha but like there ARE people who do that and there's an actual discord server of people who like doing that in League of Legends that works like tinder

[short geyser]

Oh yeah
That thing…

[south valve]

but WHY

[candid drift]

there's lots of eaten players that have done stuff that's way worse and it's disheartening to see them continue to be platformed and to have fans tbh 🙂‍↕️

EASTERN

not eaten ..

[hazy valley]

League of Legends players are insane dude

[delicate vapor]

forget theres actual levels to that

[hazy valley]

in ways I cannot describe here

[south valve]

👁️ _ 👁️

[candid drift]

the vored players

[short geyser]

I guess they like knowing that? I’m not sure

[rancid shore]

I DO NOT FUCKING KNOW YOU'RE ASKING THE WRONG MAN

[candid drift]

u can dm if u wanna talk about it 🙂‍↕️

[hazy valley]

the rabbit hole goes a lot deeper than anyone here wants to know and I'm never taking us on that trip to Wonderland

[marsh iris]

ovulation meta?

[rancid shore]

mhm....

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

understandable

[somber stream]

Let us move on

The popo is here

[hazy valley]

I genuinely don't think you or anyone else would want to know

[delicate vapor]

lettuce move

[misty trench]

best strat for ranked games I saw was that one guy who would play jungle, find the player on the enemy team with the lowest winrate or is on a losing streak and camp the fuck out of them and make them tilt

[rancid shore]

what in the actual fuck

[rancid shore]

that's both fucked and hilarious

[delicate vapor]

my cousin did this a lot

[hazy valley]

The League of Legends community is far more unhinged than anyone here can imagine

[misty trench]

I'll admit I did a similar thing but as bard support

[south valve]

Just that shrimple

[hazy valley]

this is so mean but so funny LMFAO

[rancid shore]

I know it to be more toxic than most but yeah...holy shir

[astral basin]

Imagine, searching up the enemy teams win rates when the match loads in
Like next level scum

[marsh iris]

now we need to track trappers ovulation cycle

[candid drift]

i feel like this is even more evil 😭 sounds very effective tho considering the average players' mental

[misty trench]

I'd show up in the camped lane with the jungler and tilt the fuck out of the dude by double teaming

[twin dirge]

How else do I know how to queue hop

[short geyser]

I think most of the jokes or things with it that was that the trackers would donate when the date was right, and they hoped the person would be nicer or smth?

[south valve]

Oh, right I see. Weird af, but yeah

[misty trench]

let's be real, no league players' mental is ok

[short geyser]

yeah

[candid drift]

you can make this even more effective by then all chatting asking where their jungler / support is, inciting flame on their side

[misty trench]

I'm luckily recovered and no longer play league of legends xdd

[little marten]

I don’t want to check my minimap after every cs so i will get ganked and I will call you a dog when you point it out

[delicate vapor]

once you install the game the whole room's atmosphere changes

[astral basin]

Instead he plays darktide

[somber stream]

How is deadlock these day?

[south valve]

I wonder if there are stereotypes of what darktide does for you

[somber stream]

I can't afford another moba in my life

[little marten]

Deadlock good

Just need RANKED

[somber stream]

Oh no

[misty trench]

removes your ability to read

[fallen tree]

casual enjoyer, havoc 40 sweat, or discord complainer

[south valve]

Because of talent descriptions or something?

[fallen tree]

only 1 of 3 paths

[somber stream]

Competitive Nurgle Gaming

[little marten]

Why would I play a competitive game without the 0.1% chance of breaking through in the ranked scene

[somber stream]

Do you flame in ranked Nurgle

I feel like you do

[little marten]

In league when I was like 19

But more a defensive flamer

[twin dirge]

As a casual gamer

We casually game

[astral basin]

You thought i got darktide knowing how to read?
This insult to gamers wont go unnoticed!

[little marten]

I was chill till someone flamed then I went scorched earth

[quick bloom]

The three archetypes of gamer in general

[fallen tree]

ya numpty! may your kettle always be cold! 😡

-probably nurgle

[south valve]

Imagine Florida Man stories but replace 'florida man' with 'zealot main'

[delicate vapor]

GROMIT

[misty trench]

nah it's just like, a running joke

[south valve]

ohh okay

[astral basin]

As you know, it doesn’t matter what game it is
Noone knows how to read

[misty trench]

it will go unnoticed as nobody will read it

[south valve]

A zealot main was arrested by the US Coast Guard after attempting to run across the Atlantic Ocean to London in a homemade, self-propelled "human hamster wheel"

[little marten]

Darktide flaming is weird I’ve only been flamed once

If you have time to type you’re clearly not playing the game

[somber stream]

I have yet to meet one so far, only quitters

[south valve]

No crack Gromit! We've forgotten the crack!

[wintry fog]

The most I'll say when I'm salty in DT is Tom Cruise get me tf outta this game

[little marten]

I don’t really understand why I got flamed I was playing recon vet in like havoc 30 something and focusing on specialist snipes and boss damage

[candid drift]

counterpoint: visual novels

[little marten]

Maybe I had low kill numbers on their scoreboard cause I wasn’t fighting pox hordes I dunno

[somber stream]

Ooooh Havoc, that explains it

[somber stream]

I can do some Havoc today

[candid drift]

what class were they i have a theory

[rancid shore]

mf I need to get some food I'm starving

problem is that I want my coffee first

[little marten]

Zealot

Ofc

[somber stream]

Of course

[rancid shore]

but of course

[plucky rampart]

What do I get at the store

[candid drift]

damn i have worse experiences with psykers honestly

[marsh iris]

a kiss from hallowette

[wintry fog]

flavored coffee creamer

[little marten]

Psykers are such a mixed bag

[plucky rampart]

That’s an interesting one

[delicate vapor]

Vip sandwich

[hazy valley]

I tabbed away for a moment and then decided not to read it so you're right on at least one account

[plucky rampart]

Real store!

[little marten]

OP af but literally haven’t bothered to learn what to do when they can’t stand in bubble and flame staff

[midnight stream]

I get the popping ones

[marsh iris]

🤔 hot dogs

[wintry fog]

I love getting pecan and maple flavored coffee creamer, makes coffee taste amazing

[plucky rampart]

Should have said I have a gluten intolerance

[plucky rampart]

They do have potato dogs

[little marten]

Sweet and salty

[rancid shore]

noodles

[little marten]

“Guys I’m useless without venting shriek”

Have you tried shoving?

[marsh iris]

sounds yum

[candid drift]

it's fun when psykers act like their class isn't horribly overturned

[plucky rampart]

Might actually look if they have rice noodles

[candid drift]

scum too

[rancid shore]

YEEEEAH

[plucky rampart]

Yeaaaah they’re pretty good

[candid drift]

can't play with new pick pocket time to down vote the game

[plucky rampart]

Ok guys I will recap you with the haul when I get back

Unless I forget

See you soon

[wintry fog]

Scum is pretty good, I just with their voice lines were more fun
Like psychos from Borderlands

[midnight stream]

Idk if that's their vibe tho

[somber stream]

Otters are so damn cute wth

[marsh iris]

and smelly

[somber stream]

Nvm i was fooled by an AI vid

[marsh iris]

check out Least weasel

[rapid meteor]

Bleb

[rancid shore]

breb you mean

[marsh iris]

cute mfers

[rancid shore]

yuck

[somber stream]

Oh yeah weasels are stinkily cute

[rancid shore]

I agree

[marsh iris]

no no this one is smaller

hamster sized

[somber stream]

Yeah i watched a vid about that little guy

[marsh iris]

Least Weasel

[somber stream]

They get real cuddly so you might stomp on them by accident while walking

[marsh iris]

yeah

[rapid meteor]

I'm on my way to work, wish I'm still in bed. It's currently 536am

[somber stream]

Have a productive day at work

[marsh iris]

apparently they can hunt 500 mice in one day?

[candid drift]

hi on my way to work, wish I'm still in bed. It's currently 536am

[marsh iris]

oh sorry per year

[candid drift]

it's me, chat

[rapid meteor]

I will be traumatized

[somber stream]

They can eat twice their body mass per day, at least that's what i read

[rancid shore]

I hate work

[marsh iris]

cute mfers

[somber stream]

Super high metabolism

[delicate vapor]

@fallen tree ended up getting red rooster

[rapid meteor]

I will throw a toaster at you

[fallen tree]

you're on their payroll for sure. also enjoy

[marsh iris]

me wen young adult

[delicate vapor]

$15 before I used the discount

[candid drift]

🙃

[delicate vapor]

So like $11.96 for the rippa roll box

[fallen tree]

nice, all i got is this lousy salad (i love salad)

[candid drift]

also i shall be going to bed lol hf with work

[rapid meteor]

Breh

[marsh iris]

gonna have my golden beef bun

[somber stream]

Okay sorry this is false. They need to eat from 35% to 50% or more of their body weight daily to survive

[fallen tree]

why is it so hard to find the monty python wind in the willows movie to stream 😔

ive been craving for months

[candid drift]

cause streaming SUCKS

[marsh iris]

i should rewatch holy grail

[fallen tree]

my parents have the dvd but they're on some european cruise atm

[marsh iris]

call them

[amber delta]

it's on piratebay

[marsh iris]

WHERE IS IT!?

[fallen tree]

i guess i have to torrent it

[marsh iris]

wait

try archive.org

[somber stream]

Torrent always

[fallen tree]

every time i think i find it

its not the right version

apparently in the 1990s they loved to remake this movie/story

[trail bramble]

monty python made a wind in the willows film?

i thought they only did 3 movies

[fallen tree]

it wasnt under monty python name, but many of the actors were in it

very under radar

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

i had it on vhs it was incredible

[rancid shore]

khezu with the sunglasses

[marsh iris]

heh khezu

[trail bramble]

and it's not the 1996 Terry Jones version?

[fallen tree]

google says it is, ive just had a hard time finding it

i watched it when i was like a kid, im just trying to find a good source to watch it

[trail bramble]

cool if i flick you one in dms?

[fallen tree]

yeah go ahead

[misty smelt]

i just realized we're getting bits of lore about the skitarii in the event tab thing where you claim aquilas

[amber delta]

there have always been female skitarii

sorry wrong lore

there have always been skitarii on atoma

[delicate vapor]

dorotarii

[plucky rampart]

Back from the store

Haul is chicken skewers 2 packs of chips a potato dawg and a 8 pack of Pepsi max

They did not have rice noodles

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

bebsi

[plucky rampart]

Mmmm Yummers

So hot today

[delicate vapor]

so cold today

[rancid shore]

soup

[somber stream]

Weather forecast for today:

NO RAIN

[plucky rampart]

You wanna hurt me?

[delicate vapor]

no

need hot weather

[plucky rampart]

Ohhhh you’re jealous of me

[little marten]

Oh but it is raining men 😈

[plucky rampart]

Take it honestly I prefer the coke

Cold*

[delicate vapor]

coke

[lilac crag]

afternoon chat

[dawn current]

All I want is a servo skull that I can roll around, picking up all the bits of slain heretics until it grows larger and larger.

Skitarii Damacy

[pure quail]

Hallelujah

[elder merlin]

If only anyone played it

[plucky rampart]

Too funny to edit

[delicate vapor]

hello noob

[lilac crag]

hi noob

[elder merlin]

[hazy valley]

hey so like

did Warhammer Skulls unveil some Darktide action figures or something

because

#skitarii-class message

[upper citrus]

Also they completely teased skitarii when they released no man's land and added it into the campaign, they gave hadron a line where she talks about grendyl refusing to requisition skitarii

[marsh iris]

its been out for a while

[somber stream]

Those are old

[marsh iris]

mcfarlane toys i think

[hazy valley]

ah ok so they're old

[marsh iris]

or was it joytoy

[upper citrus]

What a good name recaf

[wintry fog]

scatarii

[rancid shore]

kill

[plucky rampart]

Mcfarlane? Of family guy

[somber stream]

I am tempted to get the Helldivers one

[marsh iris]

emperor's beans

[somber stream]

Whenever they're back in stock and isn't scalped, that is

[marsh iris]

not seth

[wide sapphire]

Is there a way to change character voice ?

[delicate vapor]

toast, pulled beef, bbq sauce

[plucky rampart]

May I have some?

[delicate vapor]

ok

[rancid shore]

I want food

[wooden creek]

Personality Scourge at the barber @wide sapphire

[plucky rampart]

I want a Brian griffin action figure with articulating martini glass

[plucky rampart]

Generous! Thank you!

[delicate vapor]

silence in gen chat

peace

[fallen tree]

we can change that

[midnight stream]

Ak did you get demoted or smthin

[fallen tree]

demoted from what?

we have rankings now?

[midnight stream]

Idk you had a pink username before

[delicate vapor]

that might be Aki

[fallen tree]

oh, nah, i havent had nitro in a long time

not since uve seen me at least, yeah probably aki

[midnight stream]

Oh so you're like the Temu aki

[fallen tree]

surely you jest

[plucky rampart]

That isn’t very nice

[fallen tree]

haha

its okay im a big boy 😢

[delicate vapor]

[plucky rampart]

ak is the Versace version of ak

[midnight stream]

Damn

So Ak is Versace and ak is temu

[fallen tree]

damn im still temu

[delicate vapor]

$4 iphone case

[plucky rampart]

I never said that

[midnight stream]

You heavily implied it

You were winking at me while saying it

[plucky rampart]

Nuh uh Nuh uh read it again

[fallen tree]

ah ha ha ha, please

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-pack-packwatch-rip-bozo-gif-17958985278547591441

one at a time

i always forget embed is kill when im cooking 😔

[somber stream]

What for lunch

[midnight stream]

Embed fail

[fallen tree]

well it was this juicy meme

[wintry fog]

raw potato

[fallen tree]

now i go hungry

[plucky rampart]

Failure to embed! at this user!!!

[somber stream]

Fast food? Nah

[fallen tree]

oh! i cant believe u done this

[plucky rampart]

I love this

Very funny fella

[fallen tree]

real tho, dinner was caesar salad

and i still hunger

[plucky rampart]

Oh yum

[somber stream]

Salad is a side-dish

Are you on a diet regime

[plucky rampart]

Oh dang

[fallen tree]

it is thats why im still so hungry

no, i just cbf cooking sausages

[plucky rampart]

Caesar salads are surprisingly filling

[somber stream]

Now that's proper meal

[fallen tree]

i need to buy groceries tmr

[midnight stream]

We lying for no reason now

[plucky rampart]

But tbf every time I make one I am eating an entire head of lettuce to myself

[wintry fog]

Chat, what is everyone playing?
I'm in a gaming drought so bad I've been playing WoW to pass the time

[plucky rampart]

And chicken

[fallen tree]

the problem i have with caesar salad is ussually the sauce doesnt carry thru it all

[somber stream]

I'm not that big on greens so i only make standard size salad bowl to have with the main serve

[fallen tree]

i prefer salads with balsamic vinegar or smth

[plucky rampart]

More sauce!!!!!

[midnight stream]

U ever played a monster hunter game?

[rancid shore]

I prefer not salads

[somber stream]

Kewpie

[plucky rampart]

Oh do you like balsamic glaze too?

[fallen tree]

i resubbed to ff14 last week, so im catching up on content

#mmoslave

[rare pulsar]

I prefer to replace my salad with another steak.

[rancid shore]

man, I fucking need nutrients

[fallen tree]

its one of my top favourite flavours

[somber stream]

Have both else you shit bricks

[wintry fog]

Yeah, I didn't dig it that much tbh.
I come from souls games and MH controls felt unnecessarily janky and slow.

[rare pulsar]

It legit makes me angry if i order schnitzel at a restaurant and they bring me salad

[midnight stream]

Which one did you play??

[rancid shore]

monster hunter?2!1?2?

[rare pulsar]

I learned to live with that.

[plucky rampart]

Same here back when I could have bread my favourite thing ever was a baguette and balsamic in oil

[wintry fog]

The one that lets you play as a cat

[rancid shore]

ANYONE SAID MONSTER HUNTER?

[plucky rampart]

Dunk time

[fallen tree]

that sounds so good, i bet the bread was perfect for it 🤤

[midnight stream]

Oh that's an old style one

[rancid shore]

Dunkin' donuts or?

[midnight stream]

Try one of the newer ones, world, rise or wilds

[plucky rampart]

It has to be like a nice simple white bread with a good crust

[midnight stream]

That is if you want

[delicate vapor]

fairy bread

[plucky rampart]

Dunkin bread!

[rancid shore]

what

[plucky rampart]

Into balsamic vinegar and olive oil!!!

A runka dunk dunk

[fallen tree]

i like bread but im not the breadiest person, but i would absolutely devour that

[plucky rampart]

If you’ve never tried it you seriously should

[rare pulsar]

Bread is the goat

[wintry fog]

Real talk - if Squeenix gave FF14 classes complex skill trees (at least on par with WoW) I'd absolutely go back to it.

[midnight stream]

Fairy bread sucks

[fallen tree]

bread dipped in olive oil with dukkah/duqqa,

thats so good

[plucky rampart]

The oil is to smooth it off

Only way I can describe what it does

[rancid shore]

what's fairy bread?

[plucky rampart]

But it’s necessary

[midnight stream]

White bread, butter and sprinkles

[delicate vapor]

bread, butter and sprinkles

[plucky rampart]

Rainbow sprinkles stuck to bread

[sleek harness]

Bread made out of fairy dust

[fallen tree]

i agree. i liked specifically older wow class design, even if it wasnt perfectly balanced. but noticing ff14 classes, they're becoming very homogenised similar to modern wow

and thats so sad

like now WHM even has a dash forward

[plucky rampart]

I’ve never heard of that before

What’s that like

[rancid shore]

what the hell

[fallen tree]

i think mmo just has a curse baked in to it, destined to lose all class identity

[rancid shore]

I don't have sprinkles man

[fallen tree]

so good, the oil helps pick up all the herbs and seasonings

i think with balsamic vinegar too

[midnight stream]

Doesn't even have the essentials 😭

[plucky rampart]

You just made me think of chimichurri

[fallen tree]

oh its not chimichurri, altho thats really good

its all dry herbs

[plucky rampart]

Which ones?

[upper citrus]

Chimichurri vs chimichanga who wins

[fallen tree]

i can google idk off the top of my head

[misty smelt]

fairy bread is the most disgusting sounding food ever

[midnight stream]

Cuz it is

[plucky rampart]

Chimichurri

[midnight stream]

You give it to lil kids

[sleek harness]

Dude never heard of Strogonoff

[midnight stream]

And cuz they just like things that taste sweet they eat it

[fallen tree]

Dukkah is an Egyptian and Middle Eastern blend of toasted nuts, seeds, and aromatic spices. While recipes vary, the essential foundation typically includes hazelnuts, sesame seeds, coriander, cumin, salt, and black pepper

[misty smelt]

??? beef strogonof is fire tho ???

[wintry fog]

You would think so, I think the problem is that people who don't understand RPGs are being put in charge of them.

[plucky rampart]

Ohhh that sounds good I’d have to drop off the nuts but the rest is good to go

[wintry fog]

"It's just an MMO"

[sleek harness]

You said sounding not tasting

Dummy

[fallen tree]

i think another part of the mmo curse is to be more inclusive for a wider audience

just dumb it down

[midnight stream]

Sounds like most gaming companies tbh

[fallen tree]

you cant have an rpg if you dont have to think 😩

[misty smelt]

i didnt mean the sound of the word lol

[midnight stream]

Just corporate execs that have no idea abt videogames trying to milk as much money as possible

[sleek harness]

Then what do you mean by "disgusting sounding"

[misty smelt]

"Bread with butter and sprinkles" that sounds disgusting

[fallen tree]

at least the ff14 cash shop seems dead, they released very few things over the 3 years ive been gone

fantasia pulling numbers for them ig

[plucky rampart]

How about shit on a cracker?

Bet you’d rather have the fairy bread now

[misty smelt]

shit on a shingle is a real dish

[plucky rampart]

No

[misty smelt]

chipped beef on toast aka shit on a shingle

[plucky rampart]

Shit on a cracker

I’m not mincing words here

[misty smelt]

Well is shit a food?

wait dont answer that

[plucky rampart]

On a cracker? Maybe to some

[midnight stream]

#strugglemeals

[plucky rampart]

Real

[rare pulsar]

In theory yes

[plucky rampart]

Never gonna see a full smile at that table

[rare pulsar]

A lot of animals eat shit

[plucky rampart]

Wait I heard it’s mostly old blood cells

Does that make it a kind of blood sausage?

[rare pulsar]

Thats not true lol

[midnight stream]

Blood sausage sounds disgusting

Genuinely bottom of the barrel food

[plucky rampart]

Well how does your body get rid of your old blood cells?

[misty smelt]

idk how anyone eats that

[midnight stream]

It's just rice and blood no?

[rare pulsar]

Bro if you shit blood you should visit a doctor

[midnight stream]

Poor people be doing crazy stuff

[plucky rampart]

The intestines have excellent access to an incredibly large blood supply

[rare pulsar]

Its mostly your digested food mate

[plucky rampart]

prime word here old blood cells

[midnight stream]

This is exactly what a doctor would say

[misty smelt]

uh oh....

[wooden creek]

Blood sausages can be pretty good

[wide sapphire]

Why is it so extremely expensive? ._.

[marsh iris]

only for leet players

[misty smelt]

isnt it only like 5k to change your personality?

[marsh iris]

50k

[midnight stream]

The doctor is right tho

You should see a doctor rat

[wooden creek]

50,000 is only much when you're starting out, your money gains will ramp up when you're playing higher difficulties

[marsh iris]

but you stop complaining about dockies shortage after a while

[rare pulsar]

So poop is apparently mostly water and the food u ate

[wooden creek]

I think the current event also has some money

[rare pulsar]

No blood

[fallen tree]

trading 500k plasteel for food 😔

[plucky rampart]

@rare pulsar your poop is brown because of the broken down products excreted into your intestines by your liver and spleen after they break down red blood cells that have reached the end of their lifespan

[midnight stream]

Will shit on a cracker do?

[plucky rampart]

So whilst not directly they do play a part

Ya fool

[marsh iris]

microplasteel in your food

[fallen tree]

no shit related food

[rare pulsar]

That is true but its bot MOSTLY blood

[plucky rampart]

Yeah ok I was wrong about that part

[fallen tree]

i was expecting 2kg of wings, i shouldve known better

[rare pulsar]

Its like 70% water and 25% biomass