#general-chat
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That was. Instant.
stareien even
she does not forgive, she stares
you are allowed to tell someone you like the curve of their cock and thats not gay at all
I really want my own just so it clicks better lul.
Um
see, freaks
Golden Ratio cock curve 
Good morning rejects, what gooner stuff is happening now?
Idk
we should all be able to tell eachother we just want to give eachother the best
y'know, gooner stuff
classic gen chat
how do you spell carrot
mhm
peak ref
Oh I also can not get this one damn psyker penance. Push a ton of people off the side of a pit in 7 seconds
IDK, all I know is everything needs a deadpan stare and a bolt through their skull.
everything is only gay if you think its gay
Take your pick
The local anthro gushing over sonas
the guy appreciating homies’ curvature…
good luck, it sucked ass for me
he is the dude that they were talking about in the book of grudges
I did it in I think...water level? idk what the name is, where at the end you gotta stay inside a control center looking thing and the mobs come through small bridges and either push em with laz pistol, melee shove or just....smite
Mf forgot their own post from not even 5 minutes ago…
Use smite and learn to smite flick. Easiest way, then never use smite again.
bassicly
Smite flick
Sounds like a forbidden technique
beetlejuice type shi
because it is
Hai
NEXT UP:
GASP
UMAMUSUME PFP?
welcome, run, while you can
No
happiness noise
Its actually no
kekw
Fuuuu wheres lamia w the stivker at…

im not wrong though people be talking all the time about people that get them off
Maybe, but the last few words of that sentence is usually left implied here
Anyone looking forward to the new enemies coming
I'm actually looking forward to a human sized shield enemy
yes
just cause itll mix things up a little
Why can’t we just have Frenemies?
I feel like it’ll either be a nice addition or misery
hmm... itll make weapons with good cleave even better than weapons without
The Current misery is the infinite spam of groaner enemies lmao
if the horde gets a little tankier, that makes inferno staff even better
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You guys make me sick.
Bunch of groaners, the lotta ya
Literally rather die then win by inferno staff
I wish they would just drop the enmies NOW rather than wait for the DLC
:/
Gaaaaah i gotta hurry up on elden ring and do c77
Theres like. 5 games i wanna be into but have to wait for holidays before i can buy/enjoy them
Real tbh, shielded trash is something that DT would benifit from hugely
rapping about scary space facts
Something other than raw trash spam
It isnt satisfying to kill just groaners
like give me something with meat dude
I wanna try Reece's cups
hey guys im thinking on buying the dark tide but i have a question can i join other players? never played warhammer gamaes
Yeah you can if theres space
it is primarily co-op
the main point of the game is being co-op
yeah this shit laced
okay thank you sir
do you guys also recommend me to play warhammer 40k 2 as well?
i loaded into lobby with an inferno staff psyker, smite psyker, and electrokinetic psyker a few days ago
what
Okay so 5 15 30 aquillas
I have never seen a more boring match in my LIFE
Hopefully they keep doubling
warhammer 80k
"IM GONNA HEADBUT YOU IM GONNA HEADBUT YOU IM GONNA HEADBUT YOU"
-Scout TF2
exactly
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2
snooze fest
OHHHH
i wonder if they had fun watching the wave helplessly die against their infinite stagger and cleave combo
well I personally like it
that's a good game but i will say it does not offer remotely the same thing as darktide
i liked it as well but people say its limited in terms of upgrades class or etc compared to dark tide
once had a ver who spammed pinged every special, took all the ammo for their recon and didn't let anyone have fun
it is
but it's fun regardless
they took ammo for RECON LASGUN?
wtf?
they mustve fucked up their build because that gun is very ammo infinite
hmmmmm then i need to think on it again
i also don't find the melee combat as fun as in darktide
needless to say I quit on that shi
👍 ☝️
I do and do not at the same time
don't get me wrong the parry is ok
but stun locking warriors till they die is the name of the game
you don't only get parries tho
never seen someone stun lock a warrior...
maybe I'm just old
then you do the marginally harder task of stun locking lictors and other things too
end game for space marine 2 is really just fashion
if you hold down the melee you'll do a guard break/stunning heavy attack
hmm
you mix those in every few attacks and they won't be able to do a thing to you
well alright
chainsword combo is swing swing shoulder charge swing kick and then back to the beginning
warriors will stay put
you will still need to be ready for parries
also i know there is block and balanced weapons but they don't feel very nice to use
since if you have fencing and you parry a guant's regular attack they turn to mince and you get an armor segment back too
yapfest my apologies
milk
🥛
genuinely how do you play he helbore it sucks
fo real tho, is it heavily build based?
maybe my build is just utter dog
If you take loads of headshot damage and stuff, I’m pretty sure you can one shot crushers
Or maybe 2 shot
yeah then its my build, i need like 7 shots to kill a crusher
you need bunch of ranged nodes and also hit weakspots all the time
like 3-4 shots for a crusher for me
not the cat arby
I might be misremembering
THE CAT ARBY
but also :3
RECAF FOR THE RECAF GOD
activate, swing swing swing, dodge back, activate, swing swing swing repeat
Charge, 3 light swings, charge, 2 light swings, heavy swing, repeat
And then push attack, heavy attack for elites
mark?
Pretty sure the mk6 is considered the better one
activate, swing 3 times, activate.
it can slightly differ with mark.
6 I think
mk6 has better single target moveset with push attack
flak and manic/carapace
Honestly, don't use the power sword. Know it's good, but seems like its carried by its activate
well obviously?
i dont think wgat i use is gonna matter too much i only play heresy
I think youll learn better from using psword.
Psword generally has more strength
but
Man, I know we're all excited for skitarii but I do really hope we get more weapons sometime soon
Especially ogryn
Needs more variety
My recommendation is tactical axe with Brutal Momentum and Headtaker as blessings
VERY reliable.
Dual Wield Stones
Tac axe is the winners choice
Anyone else having issues with the game not loading textures?
man all those dockets ive been saving....
Like it's loading them super slowly.
Can't say I have
Same here
I don’t like remembering marks for each weapon
Can we just call them like “the one with the cool skull on it”
chud
sup

shwmae
The other easier term is people go by heavy, middle, and light. Pertaining to the dmg, so the heaviest dmg dealing mk, is heavy etc, and the lowest is light.
Sut mae
At least tahts how some people call it at the Vet channel
billions must use tac taxe
Ohh I see
hi guys
hi alex
da iawn diolch
Know what billions should actually use?
THE CCCCCHHHHHAAAAINNNN
SSSSWWWWOOORRRRDDDD
based
We should turn you into a punching bag servitor
I finally perfected my Kanye West psyker
hi how are you
Should be asleep rn
he will kill you with laser fuckin eyes
black people cant be racist
Can I be a krieg hater servitor?

Wrong
servitor that ascertains the quality of a particular welsh cake after only one bite
nooblioos
I can surgerically attach a pair of testicles to cover each and every last inch of your body so that when you take even a step, or even one punch. It'll be a blow to the balls.
insomnia?

nah
nooblex
yall sleeping on the heavy sword
just dummy behavior
hm
Are you using it on scum
We should tear gas you fr fr
But where would you get that many?
cop pfp
Stop asking questions :)
nah, rbnged vet build
Officially landed in Berlin. 
ah. not sure if i like it all that much tbh
We don't have enough balls for this hypothetical experiment
try da beer
Are you just now realising 😭
You don't know my capabilities
No I never knew the arbites were police officers of the imperium
I need some. It’s so freaking hot here. My weak California soul isn’t tolerating it.
no I mean tear gas suggesting is fitting for you
theyre more like the IRS
tax legbreakers
I suddenly do not like the arbites
Aren't they more like secret service than actual police?
arbites using tear gas sounds very timid
Aint that the inquistion
I dont think they're that secret
That’s the golden boys
true
think the arbites are a sect of the inquisition
theyll probably vent actual chlorine as a warning
unless their tear gas makes you cry blood
Arbites are just cops.
arbites are imperial agents
I ment like SIS, or the CIA
they're not
Oh. That’s inquisition.
why did you think there was so much racist naming involving them
lol
Arbites are everywhere all over the imperium. Just cops.
Like, they're not actually the police, that would be the enforcers
Praetors are also kinda like cops.
true you are right i get confused by the amount you see the inquisitorial I around in darktide
guess i shouldn't take it too much to heart though since the ogryn can use it as a bat
Guys Arbites are just super cool people
Do they like sauce?
I thought arb players were just really systemically aware of violence committed against minorities and made their names slurs in solidarity
Reminds me of what my brother pointed out
Curb stomp your local lex breaker today
I need to read warhammer crime ngl
That or they just name them dredd
ehh... maybe some of them... its a mixed bag though...
Oh. Wait never mind. You’re right. I flipped it. Enforcers are cops. Arbites are like.. federal agents. You done fucked up.
ive run into two arbites players with racist names micspamming slurs
Hehehohohaha
Cop looking class with immense kit towards Staggering enemies/heretics, and you deal bonus dmg to Staggered enemies, and he was like.. "hmmm"
its a uniquely arbites problem in my experience
It's okay to let them die
Toxicity is always a valid reason to not help a person
yea but theyre also playing the most braindead class in the game
very tough
Im not sure why men feel the need to be tough guys in this video game
Now I want to see what armor enforces would have.
Is it really braindead
Just feels like another class with its own type of gimmick imo
O.o?
If anything it makes them seem like they're on their period
Because the iconic figure of 40k is a giant manly man.
Sorry just recalling a previous experience
too busy listening to serj tankian to help others sometimes
i dont have that problem. in fact, I like playing the cutest girls I can :3
We can’t all be Sanguinius. 
Could have been worse,
Could have been a krieg cosplayer.
Learn how to use the helbore and stop trying to melee everything
Nerds
Wyd when they actually pop off with the Helbore tho
I watched 1917 again on the flight over to Frankfurt and it just made me think of all da Krieg fanboys
testosterone does this to a mf
It amazes me how many try to speedrun but don't have the skill to do it.
I just use what I like
I met a guy last week who said I was a “gay pussy with no balls” for driving a hybrid car that doesn’t have an obnoxiously loud exhaust.
He was on test
Nothing wrong with Smykers and Taunt Ogryns
You have to respect a helbore user that actually knows how to use it
(However you can't respect a krieger)
yeah you're supposed to drive full electric not some half measure

Well from what little I know, I guess they seem kinda meh
And again, I dont really know much
Just wait until all the helbys switch to the galvanic rifle
And perform even worse
Aside from the whole, vat grown babies turned into soldiers overnight type shih with unwavering loyalty for some reason
what slurs will each class have for the skitarii
All the krieg people will buy skittles just for the new long gun look
Cogboys
what do you think is the best guard regiment?
“OMG A SPACE GARAND”
Uhh, Oilheads maybe? 
He loves anything from Krieg
someone's gonna call them cog but not sure if it will be vets or ogryns
Already looking forward to the banter between the classes
well yeah that's granted but i wanna know if he also has a favourite or not aside from his burning ire for kriegers
Whatever regiment you personally enjoy. We all have our own perspectives and should enjoy what we enjoy
(EXCEPT THE KRIEG, I HATE THEM SOO MUCH, WORST GW DECISION, FUCK YOU, STEVE LYONS, I HATE YOU SOO MUFH)
For the Kwieg
oh nono i mean which one you like
your personal preference

My fav is Cadian Shock Troopers. Because aggro AF
I guess steel legion, they where legitimately my first minis
Penial legions (chem dogs) are also pretty cool
I think the praetorians are kind of neat....uh, but they have a certain thing....uh, I don't think gw should bring them back
I like Jopall's Indentured Squads for the tidbit of lore they got, sounded interesting.
YEAAAS
Meat legion
Wish they get like a modern day makeover tho
i love the steel legion too!
their older minis are kinda ehh
they share the top spot with catachan jungle fighters for me
M’legion
Idk why that came to mind but I refuse to delete it
hehehehehehehe chat I have baked potatoes :3
Solar Auxilia
Jopall are definitely a "boy" faction member
Damn didn't know potatos could do pot
(Osw refrence)
Too bad we'll never see them outside of 30k
Crazy
They still amaze
woaw
Woaw
Are you an upper or a downer @jaunty path
Oh yeah, no I'm with you 
Theyre cool as hell
Downer me thinks
I wish more of their gear survived all the way to 40k tho, and maybe have like some guard reguments get inspired by them
What do those words mean?
Happy or depressed?
.......wot?
Oh
does it stimulate or relax you
This is probably correct
Skibidi or sigma

Congratulations, I will now pat you on the head one time

Has anyone ever introduced Europe to air conditioning
Cause gawdamn
virus? :3
who?
@south valve
Idk whoever wants it
no wonder our country is 72% overweight 😔
Mmmmm i love cake shake soooo much 😋
cake shake huh
ohhh i see
Sizeable meal of sugary composition
cake you can drink
So many bbws in this beautiful country ☺️
does nurgle do computer viruses?
Theres glitchlings
light snack
hello

miserable afternoon today
What is your opinion upon "sauce"?
how do you mean sauce?
like condiments?
Yeah. I like to eat a kfc bucket and a friends box of doritos tacos from taco bell as a small bite ^w^
gravy isn't sauce that much i know
Are you bulking
I looooove butter
In general; cheese sauce, tomato sauce, just your general opinion on sauce

Its soooo good fuck butter is soooooooo fucking good
cultivating mass
Small snack is right! A mere appetizer.
Butter is a clarification, not a sauce
European butter is waaaaay better than American
Missus going for the planet body type
Space Hulk, Butter Class
i think it's good but i would say i generally prefer dryer foods that are seasoned well
@south valve
Ahh Space Hulk..
it entirely depends upon what i'm eating though
This is why you are based
You should take a slice(third of a stick) of butter and dump it into a family size bag of doritos 😋
My sister's been making homemade ranch sauce, Ive been just having that recently
this is wonderful to hear!
y'all are sleeping on houseplants
wet is for drinks
No, I sleep on a bed
Bettar then brakfast!
👁️
Are they comfy to sleep on
are you one?
yes
no
Wot?
why aren't you?
what the fuck
BECOME A HOUSEPLANT
I miss plant person
yall sleeping on out plants
Straight to shovel.
i sleep on the floor
I can turn you into a vegetable if you want me to sergal
he's getting a redesign
soon.
dont say plant around missus too much
hdg?
Plant
No don't mentjon servitors too much else my mouth will start to water uncontrollably
why'd you delete it 
I am but a wee mushroom. Kept in the dark and fed shit.
That's weird
@stuck crescent what is your sauce-pinion?
no
Servitors oiled up
They need it to work well
I am deffo bro-sauce
Pro-sauce
what could you possibly even
no
i dont want to know
bro-sauce might need to become a thing
A bro to sauce, if you will
Nothing wrong with lubricating machinery
Bro sauce
waddup bro-sauce?
So true, bro sauce
Bro saucitus the saucy
The krieg? They aren't bro sauce
this affirmation fulfills my deepest dreams. soon the skitarii will be in my hand.
does that mean i can start oiling up the skitarii
prime slopper then?
They oil themselves most likely
great minds think alike
wait till you hear about a sloppy joe
Yeah....just ask my ex 
shame I'm not a nerd like you
sandwich so wet it's downright impractical
No, you're a dork, you're right.
wahey
I will beat you up by your collar, plant boy

shitting
Amazing emoji
open question to anyone: opinion on birdies and other critters?
thank you ifs me idl
3 months too late brochacho
that's specific
Do crabs count as a "critter"
oowwwww.... I stepped on a piece of glass ;.;
it just went like a half inch into my big toe ;.;
of course
I love birb
are u alive?
I like crabs
do you have a favourite crab?
MY EARRRR
favourite birdy?
defiler
ghost crabs are so cute
get that patched up
THE MROW IS DEAD?
THE MROW IS DEAD
Horseshoe or fiddler
I hate how many people seem to not understand you need to destroy the tomen or it's just going to keep spawning endless waves.
is this within the specific clade of true crabs?
absolutely based
Skitarii oil themselves up and embrace eachother to evenly distribute it
i prefer untrue crabs over true crabs they're far more interesting imo
bit more diverse
fake crab
My dark rites counter is overlapping with mission objectives, anyone have a similar problem?
⚠️
Harlz whats your opinion on borderline mindless cyborslaves of the adeptus mechanicus
Horseshoe are the closest relative of the trilobite (the best boys)
And fiddlers are just soo silly, wot u doing with that big meaty claw, man? So funny
DO NOT ANSWER THIS @simple cliff
hello rejects! i'm still searching for a community of passionate darktide players who wants to improve and take the game a little more serious. gl hf
WTF is going on?
Crabs
You found the community, is right here
Answer my questions /slender man aura
I think
this is actually something i really should try to find out about fiddlers
you came to the wrong place welcome
gooner mind assault
have you heard of tanner lindburgh
slaanesh has infiltrated chat
Oh no
and one of their strongest agents attempts to corrupt us
Tanner mentioned
the goat
sigh.
Not serious enough for you atm?
while other crabs have cutting claws and crusher claws i don't know why fiddler crabs developed such pronounced difference between their two claws
Time to sleep and dream about servitors
i got a silly hat
(Its for attracting mates)
literally nothing else at all?
How silly?

who is tanner
that is something i assumed but i was sort of wondering if there is more to it
ive never heard of tanner
a very chill DT content creator who’s also a femboy
too silly for you to handle

“Very chill” 👁️ 👁️

Yeah, the males without it; instead having two normal, practically claws. Simply don't reproduce
Femboy you say?
i will research fiddler crabs now and report any findings soon
The females also have two normal claws
me
I can handle it
hmm
I doubt this, I am something of a goof on occasion
I dunno. I guess it depends on how much a person likes WARHOUND or not.
Don't fall for it, femboys are overrated
i saw a trenchcoat at the flea market but i figured it would be far too expensive to buy
mf gon say tomboys are underrated watch this shit
Hes not just a man 🎹
Hes not just a super man 🎹
No
ANYWAY
tell me of this "silly" hat
Krieg hater, I like your pfp
I like my pfp too
genchat is losing momentum
get the AED
It is indeed "silly"
Anyone?
Mine looks ok

dorokin
doro tag is gone
my day is ruined
You cannot hide Karien
i just found out that fiddler crabs are really picky about claw size and a claw too big is a concept amongst them
Glorious attire
They're just soo silly
Goofy, even
very silly indeed!
Aliens might mistake Doro to be our god
Doroligion
I LOVE MY COUNTRY BUT I HATE MY GOVERNMENT
True
Eh, I voted plaid cymru
supposedly as well the claw can indicate whether the male crabs are good at combat or not because when the crabs fight eachother it's kinda like a handshake to try and detatch the other crab's claw
BASED
Many such cases. Too many in fact
I wouldn’t say I love England..
i need my fulgurite electro-priests NOW!!!!!!!!
though
lowk some imperial hive cities are probably better than england
Could be worse
Could be Scotland
Not even Rome wanted Scotland
Oh yeah, the Wall of Adrian was it?
i wonder what tertium was like before the moebian 6th invaded
like it can't have been that bad if you managed to get into the railers or the water cartel
Probably just another hive city
probably not too much better than it is now
hive based around steel production
Id prolly take that than getting Nurgles space aids
Apparently it was considered a "good" hive city, hence why the imperium hasnt just glassed it
Tertium was kinda decaying a bit
manufactorum habs are probably very polluted and just about good enough to support human life without incurring too much cost
Going through the earlier diffs again I got a good look at the underhive, and by god its gorgeous
Shame we never get to stop around much 
whenever i read good in 40k i pretty much mentally register that as productive
fatshark did really good work with the environments
Abandoned mining facilities outside the walls, a hive shield with lots of holes in it, consulate filled with sand
to my understanding we're trying to recover moebian steel production
I don't think we've been to the underhive yet, just the lower hive
At least Nurgle space aids comes with false happiness lmao breathing in heavy metals working like 18 hours a day until you die at 20-30 would be hell
Which is still in the hive proper
The scale of everything kinda makes you wanna try an open world 40k set in a Hive City somewhere
Cuz you feel so small
Nuff said
, I guess its a pick your poison type shih huh
That's usually what it means.
Necromunda is considered a shining example of a hive city, and that place is a...well, necromunda
grand 40 auto k
imagine open world warhammer game thats in a hive city and you can like spiderman around
I vote we call drinking coffee even tho you know it's gonna make you shit "rebrewing"
very cool idea..
hi moth

im beddging
This is my addition to the Ted talk
Let it be Nostromo
i piss all caffeeine out
I do both depending on the amount

good to know i'm not alone on this
But will we be allowed to deliver pizza?
and drive a taxi

yearning for art of that robot from that racing game /hj
serj simpson?
wait no
is that capa
40k spider man would just be a mutie pretending to be normal
italian rapper man
Dies
Well its okay, Rodin is nearly deadl and it's the last part of the fight and oh my god, they're losing.
I didn't realize how hard the carry was till I went down.
i think i know that one lmao
i would say ball knower but every 2nd person i talk to knows about Tempo so
no ball
I sure wish I could sleep. :(
Wait...which robot?
you too huh?
Ok they got me up and I killed the twins in 2 seconds. The sudden realization I was doing 90% of the damage was interesting.
Join the club, work has absolutely battered my sleep schedule
With a crowbar.
That is sad
I dunno why people hate the crowbar, this thing fucks.
Tempo, Project Turboblast. Go, my child.
I think my anxiety meds gave me insomnia, very not fun. :(
just enjoying the robutts as well
Hold my hand
i just have regular old insomnia
enjoy the robutt is a man's legal duty /j
well not regular was prescribed zopiclone and it did not help
Okay
..................
I see the vision, but not for me
fym you see the vision
DO YOU LIKE FAT ASS OR NOT
obliterated

is this a public question
is this something you're asking Everyone
goodness gracious
Not when it's attached to a robot rabbit, or whatever it is
staring at the ceiling like superman in the movie lmaooo
trick question, because I am the last person to ask about such things
chat
the racing games i played just let me sideswipe cars and turn them into balls of scrap
Nothing
chat
tahc
i think youd like turboblast
is very tight
Something like that
feels like an arcade game
you ever play micro machines for the PS2?
But can you deliver pizza?
You know what else is tight?
think it was ps2
you know what else is tight?
great minds think alike
will try it on my ps emulator
the game oozes character
had a lot of fun on that game when i was little
i didnt know there was a micro machines game for ps2
i played that shit on the game boy
i didn't know it was on gameboy
the original one was on the NES
i asked this earliet but how should i tell the artist to draw hornet hollow knight when I comm her next time 
i hope my skitarii comes with a speaker inside so i can blast fetty wap as i slay for the omnissiah
yeah i never knew much about the game since i was so young when i played it
It's your money
that thing blasting femtanyl
I agree. Blasting Dagothwave would be funny.
Wot?
imagine hearing custom horde combat music eminating from the skitarii next to you, my ass would be probably playing payday 2 music
lot of media i experienced when i was younger is just lost with the sands of time cause i was so young and don't remember enough to pin it down in my mind fully
how do you mean
like how should you ask?
darktide official discord drama
stacked of course
when skitarii releases, it's nothing but Disposal Unit in game vc for me
will wiggle my little flail around and offer my prayers
i was somewhat hoping they would play with the concept of using augmetics as melee weapons with the skitarii
I wanna believe they weren't allowed to
but overall i'm eager to get my hands on the skitarii
think GW would have said no?
Im curious as to who their benefactor Magos is
compared to the more "obvious" picks the skitarii "should" have? unfortunately
suppose that's true
here's to hoping an ability will be an augment though
it's a missed opportunity not to do it
oh man i remember seeing the POV shot from the skitarri and having a see-through forearm is gonna rock
i hope some keystones will add things to your body
probably won't but would be soooooo cool
same...
i really wanna look at the tree
"I'm leaving now... Good bye."
my final message
I.. was... Nemesis....
ok too niche for me
Why.. is it so dark...
mechadendrites hopefully,,,,
wats dat
sup at evernya
the little servo-arms that tech-priests have
Jesus christ nobody is doing the deadside missions
That's where they die, silly
forgetting something and i cant figure out why
Check your pockets
my skitarii marshal dodged 2 lethal attacks in a row
if you forgot it, it wasn't that important
everyone cheer for him
mechanicus?
give him a raise
mechanicus 2
knew it
Playing space marine 2 siege mode and then imediately Moving onto darktide and doing a his intensity Auric event as zealot was a bad idea
All i can hear now are Parry sfx and thunder hammer bonks
I know your pain, also nice PFP lad
Thanks a friend drew it for me
Hey am new to the game i am playing psyker anywhere to get good build guide etc or good build to do
based
#psyker-class pins
Oh no. I joined a game and they were trying to run past and ignore the totem... the totem that infinitely spawns enemies. That totem. They also... ran the fuck away while I soloed it and because I replaced a bot I had no wounds and died from a sniper.
I found myself shooting snipers as scum a lot. I don't think I am the best for this.
damn-
It's not like totems give a shitload of buffs for destroying them
nerd word. what's it mean?
vhat
only nerds would elaborate..
Tentacles tech priests have

Lexing time 
chat should i try a max vigilance mission
You came too late. Everyone got the 18 areas unlocked by now so is going to be deader. Best you get is ppl doing salvage penance so speedrun.
I really wanted to carry but holy shit, sniper spam plus netters and I ran out of room to dodge. The other players were absolute morons.
HOW WAS I THE ONE KILLING ALL THE SNIPERS WITH A NEEDLE GUN!?
Why did they keep running away!?
"The enemy is attacking, I am scare. I will do smart thing and seperate myself from my teammates."

this is worse during the event since the physical buffs only apply when youre in coherency
They just leave you behind if you can't catch up.
Three hive scum and an Ogryn walk into a foundryplex… like the beginning of a bad joke. Lol.
That's how it is.
So who were the bches doubting the skitarii wouldnt come to this huh?
I solo'd both totems. Both times after I was done I saw my teammates had run for the hills. Huh...
Hey. Take a guess what ALL those enemies they were not killing did once they were did.
Where are you little shts
Oggy gets left behind from 3 speedrunners.
Yup. Lol. Just little ol’ me left to pummel the snivlers.
I NEVER SAW SUCH A HORDE IN MY LIFE. SO MANY ENEMIES! BECAUSE THEY KEPT RUNNING INSTEAD OF DESTROYING THE TOTEMS! SO WHEN THEY DIED EVERYTHING CHASING THEM SUDDENLY TURNED AROUND TO KICK MY ASS! I was doing good but then a trapper shot through several enemies because ofc.
I understand falling back. I do that all the time. But I don't think I have ever outright ran away in fear except for very specific circumstances.
Best to leave if you see more than 1 scum or Zealot.
They WILL be speedrunning unless they are taking slower weapon combos.
And even then.
Indeed. That’s actually really good advice.
traitor skitarii are so scary to fight
Unless you get really lucky and they speedrun sideways, a.k.a. loot gremlining.
i know for a fact when skitarii releases im gonna play it like a true skitarii ranger and die 4 times
When she skitarii on my alpha until I primus
WALL-E is doing okay
alpha primus
He’s a snuggle bug and a talker
aint alpha primus a primaris marine 
He’s currently sleeping while we are watching season 2 of deadliest catch.
Wait...
Say that again...
Alpha... Primus...
Bitches
You can swear in here
Who?
Actually yeah you're right, the first one and Cawl's pet assistant/guard
i hope with the transonic blades we can do the acrobatics that the mech2 ruststalkers do
More like, should be reported for trying to incite flame war.
He has parts in him from all 20 18 legions and the test bed for the primaris iirc
My new cat
ye
So being a cat.
Yes
sankhotep III sounds very much like a geek
just had a vet who would just shoot every poxburster even if they were right next to us
I would’ve shield bashed him with my shield
I wonder if one of their talent tree arts is just the rustalkers
I would shield bashed him into a pox burster and said
“FALL!!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️”
Probably, I def expect it alongside vanguard art
When she sank on my hotep til I- ah forget it
Do you think the Hive Scum's stims contain warp dust?
it contains reactor coolant and air purifier slime mold
Oh no. The Skitari are going to eat all my stims for the coolant!
they have standarts, it is tainted now you can huff it without a care in the hive

...Do they even have lungs?
I know for a fact some of them do not based on the books but I am curious how common that is.
they must have techno marsy breathers or some stuff gotta ask mama hadron about that
Also you know the 'rite of steel' map. The void? I am finding out. I might be the only motherfucker on the planet that actually knows how to do it properly.

in some area I get massive stable fps drop wtf?
We flamin now? Why didnt anyone tell me? I gotta get my flamethrower

Just normal. Is a Fatshark game. Optimisations is like, below everything else.
teto....
we re tallking from 240 fps to stable 40
Yes.
It's Fatshark.
I can go from 120 to 0.1 with DLSS on if an oggy throws a box of boom.
Chem 'nades also drops it by 30 FPS.
Blight and rot are known to decimate fps as well.
im glad i play darktide on geforce now so i dont have to worry about performance
the game is unplayable on my actualy computer lol
This game causes thermal issues enough to turn off PCs that run cyberpunk with 500+ mods fine.
Oh, you usually just turn it off.
Fatshark does good baked lighting tbh.
ever since i started doing tomb complex assaults i havent had to defend a forge city in days
Ray tracing in this isn't worth the fps tax.
what is the latency on geforce now ?
So I thought it was already off lul.
being able to deal with max vigilance missions is very pleasing
ive played multiplayer shooters with it for years with no issues. but i pay for the highest tier
I'm just asking for the ms if there is such measurement
Ping isn't the issue as much as the double packet loss tbh.
not really a measurement for that. just my personal experience it feels fine
Best way to put it is it will be better if there's servers nearer to you than not.
Went back to sleep
Had a weird dream
Feel really groggy now
more like oggry

This is true
i dreamt about mechanicus 2 last night
Weird dream?
im playing this game too much
Death.
whatd you dream? if you wanna say
Idk if I can say it, it was a bit gory
sorry to hear lad
It was fine, I was sad it ended because I was invested in the plot 😭
I've never had gory dreams but I've had some sad ones. I once dreamed about trying to comfort a lonely ghost and for some reason it left me very sad for the a good portion of the day.
A lot of my dreams end up in my writings too.
Dude I wish I could have dreams like that mine usually involve me dying in some horrible way and/or are incomprehensible and plagued with fever
I tend to not really feel the emotion of my dreams, if that makes sense
I need five hundred ciggies for the terrible cross of man and machine so he can defend my water from people in clown mask.
No
i love sending rho to obliterate deathmarks and triarch praetorians

ah. Goober…
i forgot i gave my sicarian infiltrators grenades
i love the new kinds of crypteks in mech2
sup mallow
not gonna spoil them doe
are they cool?


I had a cold shower and now am I no longer groggy
if i got 1 aquila for every time i heard rho say "transmitting" id have enough to buy every cosmetic
Did they issue the whole 5 Aquilas yet or is it still pending
it is gradual tiers
just one more archeotech fragment and i have all the cognition point upgrades
i have over 3500 requisition
steals one……just one….now leaving her with 3499
This is the part where you send the cat meme “Kill”
………
I SAID THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SEND THE CAT MEME KILL🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️❗️
Embed failure
sigh
Fellas. I beg of you. IF you're doing pox gas and the hive scum is going "I NEED HEALING" instead of leaving all those wonderful med stims lying around. HEAL HIM!
It’s okay happens to the best of us
HIVE SCUM CAN'T US MED STIMS ON THEMSELVES UNLESS THEY DIDN'T BRING THE CARTEL SPECIAL!
I BEG OF YOU!
Nah
I BEG OF YOU!
I kept pinging med stims and going 'I need healing' and they'd stare at me like I was a moron and walk away.
"Why is he not healing himself?"
HEAL ME, FUCKER!"
Rip
Rip
What difficulty are you on
you are hive scum no heal for you
Just skip cartel and bring stim supply and everyone gets hp.
Then a poxburster teleported into a already open monster closet and instantly went into a lunge and insta-killed me because the gas had reduced my wound.
I am on auric.
We're doing fine.
The only reason I died was because monster closet bullshit zero warning burster and teammates not understanding I can't med myself.
Unless someone is super forward thinking you’re never getting stimmed unless you use VC
I could understand if they just ignored me.
It wa the looking at the stim. Looking at me. Me going "I need healing' that bothered me.
no idea how you keep running into crazy people
If you’re desperate for something like getting healed you’ll have to use voice it’s just how it is
THINK REJECT, THINK!
The only time I get stimmed is my GF being a goober and teasing me about stabbing me and making me red.
type in chat or use voice chat,that's your own fault trusting teammates in the first place. or don't get hit in the first place

IT'S THE GAS MODIFER. ALL THE HEALING STIMS ARE THERE FOR A REASON!
I’ve had randoms stimm me randomly after clutching and that’s about it
explodes
9/10 times don't trust teammates they will get you killed or hit by everything in the first place unless they are good players 
Then don't bring cartel special. 
Is random pub, you expect the avg to be pretty bad.
I always think of pub differently when I see it
"pints with the lads, then Susan's made dinner"
glug glug
Maybe my world is all sunshine and rainbows but on average most of the public lobbies I’ve been in have actually been quite nice
i expect most players to be bad regardless of randoms or not 0 trust in them will save you
Jokes aside. The problem was, I did quickplay. So I was ready to carry or solo but realizing a modifer that would damage me nonstop without the ability to heal myself unless I used medicare or a teammate helped me was not in the bingo card.
