general-chat

[south valve]

French

French

and I think that's..

French?

[little marten]

Oh

[stuck crescent]

Ew

[thick coyote]

Wait

It's all french???????

🧑‍🚀

[visual vortex]

What's TT

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Tabletop. Minis.

[visual vortex]

Oh

I might be incapable of thinking or something

[fiery wave]

Is like $100 per gang.

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[fiery wave]

IDK how much is it there... But as said, TT minis here cost a kidney.

[south valve]

Well, you can at least afford one then

maybe two, but it might kill you

[dire kayak]

combat patrols are like £105 here

[delicate vapor]

$0 if you steal them

[visual vortex]

$0 if you go every saturday lf the month

[south valve]

My bolt action army was 100 something £

[fading otter]

That would be nice

[visual vortex]

Goober must be british

This explains much

[fiery wave]

$280 each.

[hazy kestrel]

I’m really feeling like an Administratum worker now.

God give me strength

[fiery wave]

No such thing as free here unless someone buys them to gift you.

[hazy kestrel]

So in an invoice from 3 weeks ago, there were discrepancies I needed the supplier to iron out.

[south valve]

I feel like a magisterium worker

[fading otter]

I thought I had it bad at $200 holy shit

[hazy kestrel]

They said they fixed it. (This was a lie).

[visual vortex]

That's 2nd place talk

[fiery wave]

Price of getting imports of an import, I guess. Because GW doesn't sell directly.

[hazy kestrel]

Today, the inventory department is pissed because they didn’t get the stuff they ordered. And while I was following up with the supplier yet again, I noticed that they straight up didn’t process a part of my initial order from 3 weeks back.

[dire kayak]

iron

[hazy kestrel]

And they issued a useless credit, and some other nonsense. I just took the initial order, and told them to sort it out. I don’t have the time or patience to deal with their incompetence anymore.

[fiery wave]

Is why I'm not going anywhere near the actual minis, way too expensive.

[dire kayak]

hm,mm

[south valve]

Minis ❌
Bigs ✅

[dire kayak]

its shrimple, just sell a kidney and 70% of your liver and youll be able to get some

[south valve]

No squidding, it's that easy

[fair bridge]

so tired i can't see straight

never before has 6 hours of sleep been so devastating

im old..... waow.....

[fiery wave]

You can go do that yourself. I rather not. Life already sucks without losing a kidney.

[delicate vapor]

what the eff

wha da eff

[fair bridge]

wat da efff

[delicate vapor]

you broke his car

wa da eff

[south valve]

🔥 ✍️

[dire kayak]

just detonated a nuclear warhead

in terraria

[cosmic burrow]

if someone wants to watch me play tarkov. im on strike party 1

[sleek harness]

Do you suck at it

[tacit geode]

One whole fix

One crumb of fix

[serene fern]

Dude this new update is spicy

[delicate vapor]

theres nothing left

[minor narwhal]

how many leaks this update got

[wet swift]

where is the cogchamp class? why is he late?

[sleek harness]

Skitarii, skitarii weapons

[wet swift]

skibiti skibiti

[abstract kestrel]

Finally getting my cogboi char

[mossy solstice]

Skitarii tomorrow 🗣️

[serene fern]

Tung Tung Tung Sahur?

[abstract kestrel]

Announcement tomorrow, release date in 2

[sleek harness]

How unfunny can you freaks get

[serene fern]

Your humor is repeating the same word you just said twice!

[reef quiver]

Pinged for one bullet point patchnote bro

[sleek harness]

No?

[abstract kestrel]

Unfunny unfunny freaks

[spring hull]

Also Hoe

[sleek harness]

I don't know whar you are talking about

[cosmic burrow]

not necesarily

[minor narwhal]

skitarii

[serene fern]

Your God is stuck in a stone by the way

[sleek harness]

I won't be watching it sadly then

[cosmic burrow]

however where im going a certain someone may eat me

im very much a beginner by tarkovs standards

[sleek harness]

Do you die alot

Like in funny ways

Which I could use for clips

And make money

[somber stream]

Imma try mailing support to see if they can add an cosmetic item i want directly to my account now

[cosmic burrow]

nah

[serene fern]

Typical ratman

[sleek harness]

"Yes I would want one of every cosmetic for free, thanks"

[somber stream]

Nah they still charge you

[fair bridge]

i bet they would if you asked really really nicely

[somber stream]

Tell you later if it works

[fiery wave]

Someone tried, didnt work.

[sleek harness]

Roleplay as a ogryn and it will work

[serene fern]

It will work

[twin flower]

Does it come in 3-6 business months

[fair bridge]

or just say your sick little son has always wanted it and he doesn't have much time left :(

[serene fern]

This is a good idea

[sleek harness]

Isn't this game rated 18+

[twin flower]

I-is it ?

[fair bridge]

kids are playing GTA 5 i don't want to hear it

[sleek harness]

Put your child to play something else

Not Darktide

[fair bridge]

i'd rather a kid play darktide than GTA

[sleek harness]

Which GTA

[fair bridge]

ANY OF THEM

[sleek harness]

The first GTA looks like a flashgame

[serene fern]

Evil rat trying to take away the happiness of children

[fair bridge]

you look like a flash game

[sleek harness]

I look indie

[fair bridge]

#owned

[tired inlet]

he's listening to Diana Ross

[sleek harness]

Does that mean you aren't indie?

Your face isn't unique?

Your name?

Shame

[delicate vapor]

[fair bridge]

i'm crowdfunded by your unfulfilled dreams

reached my goal years ago

[sleek harness]

What dreams

[tired inlet]

kids don't actually want to play GTA; they think it's for old people now. They want to play tomogachi life.

[sleek harness]

I am just going with the flow

I don't have any dreams

Like, what's the point?

[fair bridge]

all according to keikaku

i wanna watch twister again

it's been forever

[sleek harness]

Put your kid to play that one Bluey game

Yes Bluey has a game

[delicate vapor]

Bluey the goat tho

[sleek harness]

Good kid show

At least I heard

[delicate vapor]

[quaint sedge]

Zaboomafoo will always be king of kings, for kids shows

[sleek harness]

@stuck crescent

Kill him

[tired inlet]

SETTRA IS KING OF KINGS, FOR SETTRA DOES NOT KNEEL

[fading otter]

He gets a pass for insane ball knowledge

[quaint sedge]

Bro is a fleck of momentary conscience only to say he doesn’t like Krieg cosmetics (no one does, they’re awful)

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

Oh
Right

[fading otter]

Those fellas had another show called Kratt’s Creatures and they were both insanely Goated

[sleek harness]

Look, it's a Kriegsman

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH @quaint sedge

[drowsy lynx]

I remember this replacing the show those guys had before. I was disappointed because it was similar content but clearly aimed at a younger crowd which was jarring after the tone of the former one

[surreal onyx]

Oooo. PlayStation update. Let’s go!

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[drowsy lynx]

I'm sure if I had found it at a younger age or without having seen the old one I would have liked it tho

[tired inlet]

"King of Kings of a children's show" and it only lasted 2 years.
Meanwhile, Fred Rogers was still broadcasting and did a special about the 9/11 attacks

[quaint sedge]

King of Fantasy maybe, I had to Google bro. Show me Settra in 40k.

[stuck crescent]

I like fantasy

[surreal onyx]

Tomb kings for the win

[somber stream]

Request, sent

Now we wait.

[stuck crescent]

It has vam-pirates and steam tanks

Very cool

[surreal onyx]

JK, it’s ratmen.

[sleek harness]

(You account has been terminated)

[quaint sedge]

I wasn’t alive then, but I was prime time sentient for Zfoo

[wintry fog]

I remember when kids watched shit like Arthur. Yes DW was fash scum but it wasn't brainrot

[tired inlet]

Szarekh

[surreal onyx]

You young ones don’t remember the classics like Dino Riders. It’s ok.

[somber stream]

I'll have you know. I maintain a very good standing relationship with Julia the customer support person

[quaint sedge]

Rogers is a kids program as much as it was just a class in emotional intelligence which easily reaches to adults alike

[little marten]

NICE HOTFIX THANK YOU FATSHARK

[sleek harness]

I don't

I annoyed the support team a year ago because I kept refunding shit

[quaint sedge]

Oh, alright fair

[somber stream]

Rat-like!

[stuck crescent]

Hey

[little marten]

whats the go to vet weapons for a more melee focused build

[stuck crescent]

Hey @quaint sedge

Question

[little marten]

recon las is killing my brain

[stuck crescent]

Question for you @quaint sedge

[sleek harness]

Shotgun

[somber stream]

Auto gun

[little marten]

both are guns

welcome to my block list

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[fiery wave]

Time to manually edit settings again just in case Fatshark turned on Raytracing again.

[sleek harness]

Use the shotgun

[wintry fog]

I prefer the heaviest shotgun or the bolt pistol.

[quaint sedge]

Let’s see it

[little marten]

let me retype

[stuck crescent]

What is your favourite crab

[little marten]

'go to vet melee weapons'

[surreal onyx]

I prefer autogun, but recon lasgun is always fun.

[quaint sedge]

Techno probably

[sleek harness]

You should use the sword ngl

[stuck crescent]

Fair

[somber stream]

Uhh, the cutlass is pretty cool

[surreal onyx]

Power falchion is better imo.

[little marten]

i use sword and combat knife i see that shock maul is decent? id quite like to use chainsword tbh

[wintry fog]

Dat ain't wot you said, you'll take my recs heretic

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

Everything more or less is OK, but the PSword is the king

[stuck crescent]

I like the chainsword

[quaint sedge]

What’s yours?

[modest flume]

DS is right there though

[sleek harness]

The power weapons are probably the best ones

And also uniques

[stuck crescent]

Fiddler or horseshoe

[sleek harness]

So like

Yeah

Fitting for veteran

[modest flume]

All PSword needs is Power Cycler, no other investment

[stuck crescent]

Needs more chains

[modest flume]

Without Trench Fighter and kraks I can outdamage Psykers , as @blazing ibex can attest

[quaint sedge]

Actually, I redact my answer. I’m changing it to Box Crabs

Horseshoes are fancy fellers

[somber stream]

Shark support openned my love mail

[stuck crescent]

Closest living relative to the trilobite

The best boys

[sleek harness]

Did they killed you

[modest flume]

Julia is the champ of Fatshark CS

[fading otter]

What happened?

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

I'm requesting an item to be transfered directly into my account

Because the thing hasn't been coming back for 2 years now

[fading otter]

Oh shit nice

[fair bridge]

which one

[sleek harness]

Probably a expensive one for him to care

[fair bridge]

you may be influencing the cosmetic shop......

quickly kill him

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[sleek harness]

We can't let the prices go down

[surreal onyx]

As long as it’s not more freaking Krieg!

[delicate vapor]

oh man

💀

[fair bridge]

bird

[surreal onyx]

Get some Ciaphas Cane stuff or fancy, rich, ponce stuff.

[somber stream]

Looks like a dove

[sleek harness]

Definitely expensive

Probably 5 dollars

[tired inlet]

POP3'd your cherry

[stuck crescent]

Wait.....

Are you.........

A fellow krieg hater?

1-110

[south valve]

Love at first sight??

[stuck crescent]

No

[surreal onyx]

Yes. Well, not a hater per se. rather someone who wants more variety than just Krieg every two weeks.

[sleek harness]

Don't ship them like how theses freaks shipped us

It won't end well

[amber delta]

what I hate about krieg the most is that they are not represented enough

[south valve]

Revenge shipping

[south valve]

W ragebait

[stuck crescent]

They're just....soo boring

[sleek harness]

Revenge is a fool's game

[stuck crescent]

Big lame-os

[south valve]

You're starting to sound like personman

[wet swift]

krieg are boring in general

like they are some lobotomized morons running around or something

[sleek harness]

It's my secret knowledge

[wet swift]

sure it is cool because it represents the community

[sleek harness]

Don't worry about it

[wet swift]

but they are just that

[fading otter]

At least you guys were nice enough to wait until Kriegsman left to pile on the hate

[stuck crescent]

I JUST HATE THE KRIEG

[sleek harness]

Stab them by the back

Yes

[quaint trout]

m8s what is update i just download 4? cant find any info

[sleek harness]

Hotfix

It equals

Hotfix

[jaunty path]

You probably like ketchup on steak

[wet swift]

if skaven come to the 40k universe, will they solo the verse?

[drowsy lynx]

Hotfix for mission crash

[sleek harness]

We will replace the Imperium

[quaint trout]

any patchnouts?

[south valve]

My dad has mustard with steak

[sleek harness]

#📢news-bulletin

[quaint trout]

gotit thx

[jaunty path]

Kill your father

[delicate vapor]

[stuck crescent]

Wot kind of mustard?

[south valve]

Uhhh

[sleek harness]

I think mango

[south valve]

the yellow kind

[wet swift]

the fuck you mean dawg? mustard is the best thing that has ever happened to mankind

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[wet swift]

especially on meat

[jaunty path]

Mustard

Does

NOT

Go on steak

[sleek harness]

Missus you don't like mango mustard?

[stuck crescent]

I personally prefer sauce

Sauce

[south valve]

Fuck you

[sleek harness]

How horrible

[stuck crescent]

Sauce, painted

[drowsy lynx]

Average missus comment

[south valve]

Don't make me come over there

[wet swift]

yes it does but you can just add it when you cook it

[south valve]

Wise guy, 'uh?

[stuck crescent]

You don't even know where i live

Dum-dum

[south valve]

Yes I do

[amber delta]

I dont like steak

[south valve]

you told me

[stuck crescent]

No I didn't

Shut up

[hazy kestrel]

I prefer lamb chops over steak.

[jaunty path]

Fuck all of you for making me imagine mustard on steak

[amber delta]

I'm vegan, I only eat chicken

[hazy kestrel]

Dijon mustard could work.

[jaunty path]

This is quite possibly the worst topic ever

[stuck crescent]

I'm gonna make it

[stuck crescent]

But chicken is meat?

[wet swift]

lliterally most of the world used mustardwith meat

[stuck crescent]

Is it vegan chicken?

[amber delta]

no I grow my own chickens

[wet swift]

chicken or pig

[stuck crescent]

But its still meat, no

[jaunty path]

Just to be clear. Are we talking about like. Mustsrd used by hotdog carts

[south valve]

This has become a full scale war lmao

[wet swift]

do you feed them your genes?

[short geyser]

I think I returned at a bad time

[modest flume]

Julia is the champ of Fatshark CS

[sleek harness]

Mustard on ice cream

[stuck crescent]

Know what I could really go for?

Fish and chips with gravy

[jaunty path]

We kill eachother over food takes here

[drowsy lynx]

You could definitely make a good sauce for a steak with mustard in it, but straight mustard is certainly a choice lol

[stuck crescent]

We do?

[wet swift]

yes and no, there are so many kinds of mustards with some of them being too strong that they cover the taste of the meat so you have to preapare them differently

[amber delta]

I feed them chicken nuggets

[short geyser]

I could go for regular fish and chips, but gravy is nice

[somber stream]

Didn't know she's a known character around here

[south valve]

HERESY

WHAT MANNER OF SATANISM???

[hazy kestrel]

I haven’t had gravy in a while

[stuck crescent]

I'm telling you, it's better than curry sauce

[sleek harness]

How evil is rice with beans

[south valve]

🤮

[modest flume]

I used to have crush named Julia, maybe it's her 🤔

[short geyser]

I prefer without curry

[south valve]

What kind of beans?

[wet swift]

but i bet most people just use the regular soft mustard, of course the most common mustrad may differ from country to country and even more on the scale rom the u.s to eu

[south valve]

bakes beans?

[jaunty path]

Yeah because I immediately thought of hot dog mustard on a steak and it made me ill immediately

[sleek harness]

The good ones

[jaunty path]

😭

[dire kayak]

mustard on steak is one of the horrors of war

[hazy kestrel]

Pinto beans

[south valve]

That's fine

[sleek harness]

Personamen

[sleek harness]

No

[stuck crescent]

10/10, rice would kill me

[sleek harness]

Brown beans

[hazy kestrel]

Rat

[short geyser]

Corpse starch and mustard

[drowsy lynx]

Curry or gravy on fish and chips sounds incredibly questionable ngl

[hazy kestrel]

Pinto beans are brown beans

[short geyser]

Probably better than steak and mustard

[south valve]

Jawa my goat

[sleek harness]

What

[drowsy lynx]

Tartar sauce enjoyers rise up

[south valve]

tell em like it is

[south valve]

Never fucking mind

you are ALL heretics

[drowsy lynx]

Gotta make it yourself tho

[hazy kestrel]

Tartar sauce is peak

[sleek harness]

I like rice with beans with sausage

[hazy kestrel]

Horseradish’s is also peak

[sleek harness]

Very good mix

[latent ibex]

Mustard in general is nasty

[stuck crescent]

It is
Ok

[drowsy lynx]

Wtf are you putting on there if not any of those three? Lmao

[latent ibex]

We make it in house at my job from the seeds I guessv

[hazy kestrel]

Salt

[short geyser]

Salt and vinegar is good enough, I don’t need any sauce
PLAIN FISH’N CHIPS!

[sleek harness]

Maybe you are the not normal one

[hazy kestrel]

Painted only uses salt

[sleek harness]

Everyone here is okay with each other

[stuck crescent]

And gravy

[drowsy lynx]

They legitimately do not serve this in the states

[short geyser]

Hmmm, maybe

[short geyser]

Fish and chips or vinegar and salt?

[drowsy lynx]

You could probably request it, but they'd almost certainly bring you the wrong vinegar

[hazy kestrel]

Fish and chips is just fries and fish right?

[short geyser]

“Fries”…

[drowsy lynx]

We have fish n chips, it's just not served with vinegar. Salt is usually just in a shaker at every table

[sleek harness]

British vs American

[hazy kestrel]

Potato wedges?

[stuck crescent]

Can confirm, there was a lack of fish and chips in Ohio

Was very disappointed

[short geyser]

THEYRE NOT BLOODY FRIES THEYRE CHIPS

[sleek harness]

Who the hell calls fries that

[hazy kestrel]

They’re a type of fry

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

Chips are crunchy

Fries are not

[drowsy lynx]

It's not a common dish in the USA, at least away from the coast

[hazy kestrel]

Unless they’re burned to shit

[short geyser]

CRISPS, are crunchy!

[stuck crescent]

The stuff with the fried chicken?

[short geyser]

And CRISPY!

[hazy kestrel]

Crisps, lmao

[drowsy lynx]

Seems like the chips commonly paired with fish would be steak fries to USA

[short geyser]

Of course THEYRE crisps, not those “lays chips” you have…

[little marten]

corpse starch is just a platform for mustard

[stuck crescent]

You mean walkers?

[hazy kestrel]

You can’t handle that you don’t have ultra processed potato chips in bags that are filled with mostly air.

[short geyser]

Walkers are the best yeah

[drowsy lynx]

Good fries are crunchy on the outside

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[jaunty path]

Finally. Someone sane.

Anyway

[delicate monolith]

wrong

[delicate vapor]

mustard

[drowsy lynx]

Mustard is goated

[delicate vapor]

kendrick

[drowsy lynx]

People that think mustard is bad have just had food drowned in cheap yellow mustard which is pretty ass to begin with unless on specific foods

[hazy kestrel]

Next you’re gonna say that mayonnaise on fried fish is bad.

[lethal tinsel]

Horseradish mustard is pretty good

[jaunty path]

I feel like I had a weird dream last night

[drowsy lynx]

A little Dijon, heavy mayo, and hot sauce on an egg sandwich completely transforms the thing

[jaunty path]

fueled by like how I was falling asleep

[short geyser]

I can’t get over the chips conversation now
Eugh

[delicate vapor]

[lethal tinsel]

Anywho to add to the funni

[jaunty path]

the last thing I remember is "Engage irrrational violence"

[drowsy lynx]

It's okay to be wrong 💋

[lethal tinsel]

Skitarri tommorow

[hazy kestrel]

How to trigger a British person with one simple sentence.

[short geyser]

Lies, so many lies

AND NOW I’M HUNGRY FOR CRISPS

[jaunty path]

Thinking about violent and like morally wrong stuff actually made it really easy to fall asleep last night

[drowsy lynx]

See you need to shift all your starchy foods over one word because you have "biscuit" describing the wrong thing

[lethal tinsel]

Show em all dressed chips

Best stuff ever

Ruffles all dressed

[drowsy lynx]

Anyone who doesn't have a distinct word for savory fluffy biscuits is missing out

[elder merlin]

Never had?

Damn

[drowsy lynx]

Shudder at our vowel efficiency of dropping the U from savory

[elder merlin]

[short geyser]

What…

[lethal tinsel]

All dressed is a Canadian flavor

U can get em in the norther states

[drowsy lynx]

It's a chip, but in a nice button down shirt and quality pants

[short geyser]

What even are they?

[lethal tinsel]

Its like bbq and some othet stuff

[jaunty path]

the brits nothing but a bunch of dirty colonizers

[short geyser]

I’ll make sure to stay away from the northern states then

[lethal tinsel]

Is there a dam photo chat

I cant post it here

[jaunty path]

....

photo chad?

[fair bridge]

yeah it's the one called #darktide-pics-vids

[lethal tinsel]

#darktide-pics-vids message

There

All dressed

[drowsy lynx]

Brown flavored

[south valve]

Naught

but also ketchup

[drowsy lynx]

Raw doggin they fish?

[south valve]

sometimes

[fading otter]

They’re delicious as hell

[south valve]

I don't eat it anymore but

[drowsy lynx]

May the emperor have mercy on your soul, because I won't

[short geyser]

Stop rawdoggin your fish Petted

[south valve]

NEVER

[short geyser]

EUGH..

[drowsy lynx]

It's described as being similar to steak sauce flavor iirc

But it's kind of its own thing

[short geyser]

I’m not opposed to steak flavour, to be fair

[south valve]

I'm a vegetarian now

so I just have the chips

and have ketchup

[jaunty path]

What does that mean you eat grass

[drowsy lynx]

Chips with ketchup is fine, it's just a crappy choice in USA because most of our ketchup is primarily corn syrup

[lethal tinsel]

ketchup on pizza go brrr

[jaunty path]

[drowsy lynx]

No sugar ketchup goes hard

[jaunty path]

Am I allowed to hate when i would put bbq sauce on pizza

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

Do you have fish and chips in the US?

[short geyser]

British chips..or American chips..?

[south valve]

this is mindblowing to me

[lethal tinsel]

Yeah lol

[jaunty path]

yuh

[south valve]

C*M ON INGERLAND

[lethal tinsel]

Its overprice asf here

[south valve]

🤯

[delicate vapor]

[lethal tinsel]

No mushy peas tho

[short geyser]

Good

[lethal tinsel]

With it

[drowsy lynx]

Mushy peas do not exist in the US lol

[south valve]

I thought this was purely a Bri'ish thing

[jaunty path]

dont think we got food named after a slur here

[little marten]

wait has havoc reset

do i lose my 'clearance level'

[drowsy lynx]

Here it's a pub food for the most part

[south valve]

huh?

[lethal tinsel]

Bro yall stole yall seasonings and food from other cultures what u mean

[tired inlet]

All Dressed chips is a combination of Sour Cream & Onion, Vinegar, Sea Salt, BBQ Sauce, and Ketchup; basically every common flavor combined.

[short geyser]

LISTEN HERE!-yeah you right, never mind

[jaunty path]

If you attempted ur havoc last week no

[short geyser]

F slur

[south valve]

🤫

I didn't know about that

[drowsy lynx]

Sometimes you'll find a dedicated fish fry place that offers hush puppies and a few other grill items too

[little marten]

nightmare

no wonder im not getting accepted

[tired inlet]

Long John Silver's, a dedicated fish fry place

[jaunty path]

I mean you played havoc 40 last week no

[lethal tinsel]

Like tea aint even british

[drowsy lynx]

Gross haha

[little marten]

i died at it

[jaunty path]

Don't matter. you fine.

[formal mortar]

Carry me in havoc to 40

[south valve]

What do you guys think of beans?

[delicate monolith]

mushy peas are actually the best part of a chippy tea

[lethal tinsel]

I cant get above 22 lol

[drowsy lynx]

The only time my family went to a Long John silver's they put us right in front of the kitchen and it may have been the noisiest restaurant I've visited

[formal mortar]

They are the musical fruit

[lethal tinsel]

I just want the armor

[south valve]

This is indeed correct

[short geyser]

Usually okay

[jaunty path]

I wanna try it tho ngl

[formal mortar]

I like beans

[jaunty path]

looks and sounds good everytime I see it

[short geyser]

If I remember, they tasted pretty nice

The food that shall not be named

[formal mortar]

But I refuse to put beans in my pocket

[delicate monolith]

they have a few gordon ramsay restaurants serving it but it's like 30 dollars a portion

[south valve]

I wanna know which was named first

[jaunty path]

savory ducks is the other name for it according to wikipedia

[south valve]

Do you call it fish and chips?

[little marten]

Better assemble a crack team

[south valve]

despite chips meaning something different

[delicate monolith]

i'm english man

[south valve]

Oh

[little marten]

I’m just flapping around in the 30 range

[short geyser]

If I remember, it was the food, but I think we also called cigarettes that, which the slur iirc came from the cigarettes

[south valve]

Bit random

[formal mortar]

The food is either called cigarettes or ducks, but it is neither. Brits bunch of liars

[south valve]

"These cigarettes reminds me of how much I hate gay people!"

[drowsy lynx]

Sometimes it's called that here, sometimes it's just described as fish fillets on a menu of a bunch of things all served with fries

[short geyser]

Everyone who isn’t British should go search up Stargazy Pie

[little marten]

Wait till you find out what we called mashed up meat with chips and peas

[dire kayak]

oouughh

head hurmt

[short geyser]

Yeah that word meant cigarettes first, I’m pretty sure

[formal mortar]

Did the slur come from cigarettes or the bundle of sticks?

[south valve]

Oh interesting

[short geyser]

Well I think it came from bundle of sticks, as a word, then went to cigarettes, then to..

Yeah

[south valve]

These gay people remind me of how much I love cigarettes!"

[jaunty path]

Honestly thinking about it. cigs called that cuz its a bundle of twigs.

not sure why savory ducks are called that

but they are tied up in fat

[short geyser]

Not uncommon back in the day in Britain

[wet swift]

i dont smoke and i hate gay people, does that mean that i am gay?

[formal mortar]

Yes

[short geyser]

You are gay, yes

[wet swift]

i see

[drowsy lynx]

Cigs in a pack resemble a bundle of twigs

[dire kayak]

paint kasrkin or rot in bed

hmmm

[formal mortar]

Paint

[jaunty path]

just said that lul

[distant oak]

rot in bed my beloved

[delicate vapor]

both

[short geyser]

Do both

[jaunty path]

Painted!!

[south valve]

Hi

oh

[drowsy lynx]

Even more so if you see the chunky rolled tobacco shreds inside

[south valve]

[delicate vapor]

do both or I kill the nearest night lord

[distant oak]

Today I will build an empire without leaving my cozy aaah bed

[short geyser]

Oh no

[wet swift]

skitari tomorrow btw?

[drowsy lynx]

You said it is, I said it had a resemblance

[formal mortar]

No skitari

[jaunty path]

[distant oak]

SKITARI THIS WEEK

[wet swift]

shut up heretic

[distant oak]

Hadron will finally appreciate me 😭

[formal mortar]

Want to see the community flip out again

[wet swift]

skitari is already at your door

[south valve]

Minerals 🤓

[jaunty path]

it better sound like a hot robot lady OR ELSE

[drowsy lynx]

This gonna be the ultimate bait and switch if they drop someone other than skitarii

[formal mortar]

It gonna have the a.i. obama voice

[short geyser]

I’m with you on this one

[stiff sun]

skiitarii tommorow

[jaunty path]

why r ppl saying skit tomorrow

[distant oak]

Thunder Warrior class drops 😔

[jaunty path]

didnt they sai its on the 21st

[short geyser]

YouTube video joke

[jaunty path]

Does no one watch trailers

[drowsy lynx]

They need to find a way to record the sound of the souls of a thousand admech fans leaving their bodies tho

[formal mortar]

I havent seen the trailers

[stiff sun]

game optimization tommorow

[formal mortar]

I don't have time to search

[short geyser]

https://youtu.be/4OBuMtv-1MI?si=0OrZ3SPDsvmeq49j

[jaunty path]

Lets not delude ourselves now

I have enough of my own

[drowsy lynx]

Instructions unclear, ray tracing now permanently on

[south valve]

One hot lady, one twink

One hot man

[short geyser]

YES.

[jaunty path]

I feel like I entered the tweaking domension last night

ngl

[wet swift]

and two ladies with one cup

now i am going to throw up

[formal mortar]

Are skitari skittish?

[short geyser]

NO!

[distant oak]

PREACH

[south valve]

My smile physically dropped 😭

[formal mortar]

And do skitari like skittles?

[wet swift]

skibidi

[short geyser]

Why else would they be Skittlearii?

[formal mortar]

More importantly do skitari like the skittles video game?

[wet swift]

yeah the image is literally burned into my brain

[short geyser]

Yeah…

[distant oak]

Doom Dark Ages treatment 😔

[wet swift]

i can't forget these images

[south valve]

What happened?

[short geyser]

You must forget!

[dire kayak]

hmmm

yuyuyuyuyuyuyuyu

[formal mortar]

My gf referenced this and she never saw it, but i think it brought on some form of ptsd for me

[wet swift]

are you stupid??!?!? you had to drop your smile, take out your phone and make her watch it

[formal mortar]

No

I love her, won't do harm to her

[distant oak]

Nobody deserves that fate

[short geyser]

This is definitely something eidolon would say

[jaunty path]

A voice and lady in my head endoring like really bad stuff somehow made it a lot easier to sleep and it was just pure delirium though I knew it wasn't words to take seriously

[wet swift]

dude named eidolon of madness saying mad shit

[jaunty path]

I made my mom watch a cursed pizza video once

[formal mortar]

Whats a cursed pizza

[flat siren]

CIAPHAS CAIN MINI IS GONNA BE SOLD BY GW YAY
man i wish there was some similar cosmetic in darktide to remake Ciaphas Cain

[jaunty path]

[wet swift]

yeah what's that?

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

Oh??

that's weird af

[hazy valley]

This is very sweet

[formal mortar]

If i say it 3 times do i get a dominos pizza?

[wet swift]

i remember making some dude open my lazy sundays back in the middle school it class

[south valve]

do you hallucinate?

[short geyser]

NO

[distant oak]

There's a hadron in my head that calls me stud muffin

[formal mortar]

Cursed pizza

[dire kayak]

ooougghh

i think im

i feel like im dying

[jaunty path]

see things? nah but it was a gateway to a weird dream I cant remember

[short geyser]

There’s a Kayex in my head that calls me a pre servitor

[delicate vapor]

I’ve got an eldar lady calling me names but yeah

[hazy valley]

Me on my days off work when the sleep deprivation catches up

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

Ohh, yeah I get that sometimes

Like your dreaming, but still somehow awake?

[jaunty path]

#zealot-class message

[distant oak]

You understand the calling 🙏

[distant oak]

Hadron would never call me that....

[jaunty path]

not lucid dreaming

[delicate vapor]

Most of my dreams have been eldar ladies related

And zombie dreams

[flat siren]

calling ya stud muffin

[south valve]

no no, like you are literally awake, but you still feel like your dreaming

[short geyser]

Missus I hate you

[south valve]

if that's familiar to you

[jaunty path]

Buddyas an xenophile

[south valve]

I had a Finnish friend who put ketchup on oranges

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Oooh...not usre. dont think so

[short geyser]

…

[south valve]

Oh okay, nvm then

[jaunty path]

ok now

[formal mortar]

Some of those pizza look good

[jaunty path]

no.

[formal mortar]

Some were bad

[jaunty path]

vile

[distant oak]

👉 👈

[south valve]

It sounds weird nonetheless

[drowsy lynx]

Shortly before being sent to jail for it hopefully

[short geyser]

Stop lying

[formal mortar]

Neat concept to have spot in center for a snack

[dire kayak]

hmmm

stupid sauce

[south valve]

There was something else I forget

[hazy valley]

One time I was so sleep deprived that I started seeing shadow creatures moving around in the dark. Like legitimately I saw an arm reach out for me from my bathroom late at night from behind the door and I realised there's a hard limit to how much sleep someone needs

[distant oak]

Public execution, I'm afraid

[dire kayak]

yeah little jester, id like to order the stupid burger

[short geyser]

Holy shit

[jaunty path]

How little sleep did you have

[lethal tinsel]

I got no friends who play lol

[dire kayak]

i will bash you with a rock to get you to sleep if i have to

[lethal tinsel]

There in the friend slop games

[formal mortar]

Its the toilet man from zelda

[drowsy lynx]

Teef

[formal mortar]

Majoras Mask

[drowsy lynx]

[south valve]

Picture in zealot chat

[hazy valley]

Also one time at an old job I heard children laughing while I was awake at work before the doors had opened and I was legitimately the ONLY PERSON in the building. I searched everywhere. The laughing always sounded close

[short geyser]

HOW LITTLE DO YOU SLEEP?

[lethal tinsel]

Wish havoc didnt bump u down tho

Shit pissses me off

[distant oak]

The brain genuinely just shuts down without enough sleep, if it gets to that level then that's very worrying

[hazy valley]

I was being very dumb and after a bunch of nights on 4 hours of sleep I decided to pull an all nighter and just not sleep at all. Like legitimately I was awake for over 24 hours existing on spite and too much caffeine

[dire kayak]

im getting the rock

[hazy valley]

Do not do this

[distant oak]

Probably not the best idea...

[short geyser]

Lord above why???

[formal mortar]

Neat thing is you physically would have been making that sound

[hazy valley]

Scheduling error. I was scheduled to handle closing the night before and was there late to 3 am but needed to be back at 5 am to open. This was exclusively because the person who did scheduling swapped to an automated program and didn't notice the error. I was young, stupid and unaware of labor laws

[elder merlin]

So what is everyone hoping comes with the class update? New faction? Weapons?

[jaunty path]

Oh YEAH that can cause hallucinations 100%

You are insane

[lethal tinsel]

I just want more non regular weapons

[short geyser]

Godamn, I personally make it a mission to never not sleep in 24 hours

[lethal tinsel]

Like the bolt action rifle they have

[short geyser]

Also caffeine usually doesn’t work on my end, sooo..

[lethal tinsel]

The skitari galluim
Rifle

If thats what its called

Plus the melta

[hazy valley]

Insane without my consent. I was working and going to school at the same time while trying to force time into my shrinking schedule to raid with my friends in WoW so I just slept very, very little LOL

I wouldn't do this again

[lethal tinsel]

And a long laz and hotshot laz

Id love a hotshot lazgun

[jaunty path]

[hazy valley]

My WoW guildmaster was worse. Regular coffee didn't work. She was ordering caffeine pills

We're both living better lives now

[distant oak]

I tried getting into WoW, but it never clicked for me. Playing it alone was kinda meh

[latent ibex]

I miss WoW

[short geyser]

I don’t think coffee works for me either, I just kinda deal with it

[dire kayak]

i should sleep

[jaunty path]

doesnt caffeine work differently for neurodivergence

[latent ibex]

Playerbase sucked dick and maybe the UI is a bit dated but that was an experience as a teen

[short geyser]

Then sleep!

[nimble glade]

No

[distant oak]

Go sleep or you'll start seeing demons!!

[short geyser]

Yes

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[dire kayak]

i wanna get like

a piece of cardboard

[hazy valley]

I'm not sure. I had heard rumors from the cleaning staff there. It was the M&M World and one of the janitors quit because she took a selfie in a mirror and saw disembodied feet behind her in the picture

We had lots of ghost stories

[dire kayak]

that i can test painting camo on

[distant oak]

It's okay, I'll be your piece of cardboard

[hazy valley]

People said that it was the ghost of someone who committed suicide by jumping off the 4th floor

[short geyser]

I am neurodivergent, obviously

(For the record)

[dire kayak]

[distant oak]

What the fuck am I reading

[hazy valley]

You don't want to see the daemons btw. I promise. Please go sleep

[dire kayak]

okayy

[jaunty path]

How many of you know how to write in curisve

[short geyser]

Not at all

[jaunty path]

saem

[short geyser]

I agree with clown, go sleep!

[nimble glade]

Now when you say m&m world, are you talking about the candy?

[dire kayak]

i was forced to write in cursive in primary school, but wasn't taught how to do it well

so now i have shitty handwriting that barely anyone can read

thanks education system

[jaunty path]

same

but thats honestly a plus

it mfs cant read yo shit

[formal mortar]

I have pretty handwriting

[short geyser]

I can read my writing, thats all that matters!

[jaunty path]

you got a coded language

[south valve]

I've been told I have really clear handwriting 😎

[nimble glade]

Did they reveal GTA6 trailer 3 and pre-orders yet?

[short geyser]

No

[hazy valley]

Yes. Here in Vegas we have a massive store dedicated exclusively to M&Ms with like 127 tubes of chocolate so large they stretch almost ceiling to floor and a small theater for children to watch a little show. They also have an M&M printer that I worked on a bunch that lets you write personal messages and even select custom images to print onto M&Ms too

It is 4 stories tall

[formal mortar]

Used to write horrible and a girl gave me her notebook and told me to trace her writing

[south valve]

Enigma machine can't solve Missus's handwriting

[hazy valley]

If you type M&M World Las Vegas you can probably see some pics

I haven't worked there in like a decade tho

Probably longer

[dire kayak]

please let me in

[nimble glade]

New horror game potential

[elder merlin]

Non regular?

[formal mortar]

Are the m&ms expensive there?

[elder merlin]

Oh, special stuff?

Like meltas?

[hazy valley]

The trick is to ask for free samples but don't buy the overpriced chocolate for like $6 a half pound. You would not believe how bad parents feel when they walk up and have $80 in candy from a few bags LOL

Idk if the chocolate is even still that price tbh

Probably more expensive now

[formal mortar]

Ah so it is overpriced

[elder merlin]

Its vegas, everything is probably expensive there

[hazy valley]

Yes it is horribly overpriced

[formal mortar]

Just buy the m&ms in the store

[elder merlin]

That whole place is a den of greed designed to pilfer your money

Along with everything else you have

[jaunty path]

i think im gonna sleep for sextillion years when I get home today

[hazy valley]

There's a genuine effort to bring pricing down and deals to attract people because tourism is down and tariffs have fucked things. We are still ok but we want tourism to pick back up. Our Canadian friends are the ones we are noticing who are most absent in Vegas year to year

[formal mortar]

Got like a 3 pound bag for 10 dollars

[short geyser]

See you in some sextillion years!

[nimble glade]

Better be some damn good chocolate 🍫 lol

[hazy valley]

There's a lot of data analytics that goes on behind the curtains and some very important people angry about it

[jaunty path]

orange man is

NOT

liked

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[jaunty path]

[hazy valley]

Very hated

[jaunty path]

mhm

[dire kayak]

i love candy too much

[jaunty path]

candy isnt my thing tbh

[south valve]

Who is orange man?

[hazy valley]

It's ok I'll buy you some candy

[dire kayak]

yaaaaayayyyyyy

[hazy valley]

One of the M&Ms probably

[south valve]

Oh okay

[jaunty path]

president whos shat himself more than once on television

[stuck crescent]

Anyone a fan of sunflower seeds?

[south valve]

Ohhhh

[south valve]

Bird wrote this

[formal mortar]

I eat them

[stuck crescent]

They're tasty

Best snack

[south valve]

Birds??

[hazy valley]

My dad and every single middle aged or older man in Vegas apparently

It's like crack for old men

[stuck crescent]

Sunflower seeds, ya dunderhead

[formal mortar]

I will buy some today

Havent had sunflower seeds in years

[nimble glade]

Do you prefer the ones already out of the outer layer or with it?

[formal mortar]

No

[stuck crescent]

I prefer shells

[formal mortar]

They need the shell

[stuck crescent]

Yes

[hazy valley]

It's not just basic chocolate. They do fancy flavors. Unironically we had a jalapeño peanut flavour M&M and it was my fav of all time. Everyone thought it would be gross and then it tasted amazing

[nimble glade]

Hard worker i see.

The blue collar life

[elder merlin]

I did hear places that relied on tourism were basically getting fucked over. Who woulda thought

[hazy valley]

We also got a lot of bulk orders in specific colours for weddings and other special events

[dire kayak]

catastrophe

[elder merlin]

[formal mortar]

Shell gets salt and etc, you bite the shell, eat the inside, and spit out the shell when done sucking on the shell

[hazy valley]

Florida is doing much worse than us. Vegas has a lot of business conventions that will keep it floating but there are sharks in the water eager for blood from an orange

[stuck crescent]

There's no flavour without sport

[stuck crescent]

Hehehohohaha

[elder merlin]

Florida is always shit, so not surprised

[formal mortar]

Remember when florida got rid of their disaster fund, then had to ask for relief immediately after?

[south valve]

mwa mwa mwa

[formal mortar]

That is florida in a nutshell

[hazy valley]

Have you seen Scary Movie 4? It's the scene when Brenda is doing channel 4 news showing Cindy Detroit up in smoke and flames with police sirens, and then she says "ok and here is Detroit after the alien invasion" and it's literally the exact same scene but with the War of the Worlds walkers marching around

[formal mortar]

They are the bicycle meme

[drowsy lynx]

Florida, the leech of the nation lmao

[hazy valley]

That's Florida LMFAO

[elder merlin]

[drowsy lynx]

Like an actual remora hanging off the bottom of the continental states

[wide anchor]

I hate to say it, but as a native Floridian... please, just light the whole Southwest on fire lol.

It's full of old people who buy like 5 houses and then die.

[hazy valley]

Exterminatus

[dire kayak]

warbond 19

ooouhh

[tender horizon]

Yk Florida is a really cool and pretty place until you have to deal with the people

[wide anchor]

Where's my affordable housing?!

[formal mortar]

Previous gen stole it

[dire kayak]

florida man

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah the nature sounds fascinating, it's just a shame it appears from afar to be jam packed full of dumbasses so I'll never visit

[elder merlin]

"Go sleep in a ditch, you dont deserve money or a house"- some old fuck

[drowsy lynx]

Miss me with that prime mosquito environment tho

[tender horizon]

The nature is awesome man you'll see iguananas in your backyard and dolphins on your drive into a city

[tender horizon]

Tbh I gotta eaten less by mosquitos in Largo area than I do in South Jersey

[drowsy lynx]

Surprising honestly, I wonder how that works lol

[dire kayak]

i age like raw milk

[drowsy lynx]

Maybe there's more non human easy targets there

[tender horizon]

Florida is legit my favorite place views wise I've been to in the US, I wish I could move down there in good faith but it is what it is

[lethal tinsel]

Aye

[stuck crescent]

I liked the great lakes

[hazy valley]

I can't wait to see Florida in GTA6 when it releases in another 5 years

[stuck crescent]

.......I haven't been anywhere else in America

[tender horizon]

Too cold

[tender horizon]

All 6th entries into series are fake

[arctic tapir]

I forget did they "fix" the 400 +3 stamina curios?

[tender horizon]

Afaik no

[lethal tinsel]

Be funy if they ask the skitarri tech questions like the tech marine

[arctic tapir]

Huh, I have encountered 2 400 stamina curios, one with +3 one with +2

[elder merlin]

Floridian swampcats

I couldnt live anywhere with big spiders

I wanna live in the cold

[tender horizon]

I'm alright with big spiders

They're normally friendly

[dire kayak]

neko

[fair bridge]

just had a game where there was a smyker with such negative aura that everyone else left halfway through the match because of him lmao

wasn't even a good smyker either, kept going off on their own.....

very odd

[dire kayak]

hmmm

should i play darktide

[south valve]

You should do a backflip

[fair bridge]

is it morally reprehensible to kill smykers

[dire kayak]

it's morally good to kill smykers

[fair bridge]

unironically i want to barrel these people

they make playing the game so fucking annoying

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

What about Final Fantasy 6?

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

enemies should get exponentially more resistant to smite as it's spammed more

[tender horizon]

No idea, don't like ff games so I never tried 6

[elder merlin]

Yes

[fair bridge]

i think they should reduce peril generation on smite but target significantly less enemies

[hazy valley]

I haven't played it either tbf

[dire kayak]

trueeee

[hazy valley]

It is always morally correct to barrel smykers

[graceful hamlet]

It’s got a good story

Also yeah, I wish smite didn’t exist

[dire kayak]

getting the barrel kills 5 penance should just give you the ability to teamkill smykers

without the need for barrels

[fair bridge]

what does empowered psionics even do for smite

[graceful hamlet]

Put smykers in their own queue with other smykers

[hazy valley]

I have 2 fav'd gifs against Smykers. One shoving a poxburster across a map to shove it into a Smyker. The other barreling the Smyker

[rain idol]

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of me yelling unlimited power for the seventh time

[hazy valley]

THERE IT IS

[fair bridge]

+200% damage
50% faster spread between enemies

absurd

[drowsy lynx]

Send them palpatine wannabes straight to the abyss

[hazy valley]

I'm mostly memeing. I personally don't care but I find barreling funny and I am eager to fan the flames and encourage people to do it more because I find it funny

[formal mortar]

Problem is palpatine always comes back

[fair bridge]

somehow

[graceful hamlet]

I do care, I never want to play with smykers

[hazy valley]

I just run ahead of the Smyker

[tender horizon]

I'm ngl there are a few smyker tier set ups for me

[drowsy lynx]

It's true there's always a random willing to revive them

[hazy valley]

Baby isn't keeping up by spamming smite on repeat at walk speed

[tender horizon]

Like shit I just flat out do not want to be in a game with

[little marten]

did the hotfix unnerf the carapace lol

[wintry fog]

"Don't worry, I'll brain burst the pox hound on you! "

[hazy valley]

If I don't want to play with a Smyker I won't have to

[south valve]

Are Canadians just more European Americans?

[graceful hamlet]

Pretty much. Start speedrunning, laugh maniacally while they’re stuck with a pack of 20 ragers they don’t know how to kill

[rain idol]

Why is smite so disliked?

[tender horizon]

It's exceptionally boring to play with tbh

[drowsy lynx]

Only smyker, inferno staff, and rumbler spam ogryn will get me to leave a match quickly if they're doing nothing but using that one tool

[tender horizon]

This+Desp tbh

[graceful hamlet]

If I wanted to hit training dummies for 20 minutes I’d go into the psykanium

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah desperado is miserable too

[hazy valley]

"SINK OR SWIM, LOVE" as I sprint away at full speed and leave them behind with their lightning anchor chained to the neck

[fair bridge]

trivializes encounters with mixed hordes/elites. normally i don't care how people play or what they use but it genuinely makes the game less fun

[drowsy lynx]

Thankfully most of those are squishy enough they die or need to hide so they're not front and center preventing the team from playing the game for most of the match lmao

[wintry fog]

Fr, though smyker can be good for disruption, other kits can already accomplish similar without sacrificing damage

[hazy valley]

If they want to keep up they stop using Smite. If they can hold their own solo they're also not my problem. Either way problem solves itself

[drowsy lynx]

Imagine a cool action movie where there's gonna be a big clash between two factions and one just stops flat a few feet from the other and convulses

[fair bridge]

smite/smykers have their place but it's not in normal damnation games where the stakes are nonexistent lmao

[drowsy lynx]

And that happens every 30 seconds for 40 minutes

Like getting blue balled on action really

[graceful hamlet]

Oh boy, I get to stab everything while they do nothing. I’m so excited- zzzz

[crude hull]

Grut me, I could do with some rations..

[warm gyro]

my go-to for psyker is rupture/shield/siphon

[wintry fog]

Smykers are the build that like to watch (stunned enemies get killed)

[dire kayak]

i dont even get the appeal of smyker

[drowsy lynx]

It's like that scene in Indiana Jones where that dude comes out with the sword flourishing and you expect a melee fight, but Indi just shoots him. It's funny and novel when it happens once, but if they made a whole movie that was just that again and again it would be awful

[hazy valley]

Lowkey I think Smiteker is just worse Chorus Zealot. They both sorta do the same thing of controlling the field but one is directional and lacks gold toughness

Chorus Zealot also gets taken out of the fight too

[drowsy lynx]

Cuck chair build

[hazy valley]

But people love Chorus Zealot

[south valve]

I guess it feels like you're helping the team

[rain idol]

I like the funny lighting hand's

[drowsy lynx]

No they really don't lmao

Most people in zealot chat hate it

[hazy valley]

Ok maybe love is a strong word LMFAO

[drowsy lynx]

For exactly the same reason

[wintry fog]

Precisely, they cruise around in a hotel chair shooting lightning