general-chat

[fallen tree]

yeah id like to start small, then go to the 2k armies and whatnot if we really get into it

[stuck wasp]

Necromunda use a different set of miniature and rules than KT.
I'd say KT is the more easy to learn if you want to later have regular TT

[fallen tree]

good info, cheers lad

[fiery wave]

I was just taught to ensure the stall is the same as when you entered it with just less toilet paper.

[fallen tree]

probably go KT then

[marsh iris]

kill team is meant for people who start collecting so they wont get bored working towards painting 1 trillion plastic cracks

[fallen tree]

[modest flume]

Good, because that's called respecting the space

[stuck wasp]

What's nice with KT is that they most often have rules to be used in normal TT too

[fallen tree]

painting is the best part!

[twin flower]

me with shaky hands

[marsh iris]

dry brush all your NPC dudes

[fiery wave]

That, and kinda hoping others do the same so cleaners only need to deal with backup and need more TPs.

[sly quest]

Get new ones

[fallen tree]

base paint, shade with washes

[twin flower]

u get new ones

[fallen tree]

skip edge highlights

[sly quest]

My hands aint shaky mama

[twin flower]

they will be when i put you in a concussion

[fallen tree]

i tried using a tattoo gun on synthetic skin last month, my hands were so shaky, way more than i thought

[sonic jetty]

Just do what Techpriests do and replace em!

[fallen tree]

but we were drinking cocktails too, might be because of that

[sly quest]

WOOOOOW STAY MAD

[twin flower]

im joshing

[marsh iris]

tan primer> dry brush brown > dunk in agrax earthshade wash

EZ 3-color guardsman ready

[hazy valley]

Do a weed (don't I'm joking)
But like not to imply you have it but I've heard medical marijuana has helped people with Parkinson's disease so like surely it would help someone relax and not have shaky hands too?

[twin flower]

get me cyberpunk arms or nothing

[sonic jetty]

Well we do live in the modern day and replacement limbs are decently high tech

[fallen tree]

not only will i get gorilla arms, ill get the kebab implant like that david cyberpunk meme

[twin flower]

ive never had weed maybe one day

[hazy valley]

Same. I've never done any drugs that weren't medication prescribed to me tbh

[sly quest]

That’s why your hands shaky /j

[molten matrix]

nowhere near good bionic limbss

[hazy valley]

Not even cigarettes

[molten matrix]

like deus ex

[fallen tree]

deus ex

[molten matrix]

or metal gear

[twin flower]

its weed not crack cocaine

[twin flower]

not a big fan of nicotine, i was peer pressured to try one in my teens, wasnt a fan

[sonic jetty]

The smell of smoke makes me feel so Ill I hate it. Id rather take in warp gas than have to stand anywhere near a smoker

[hazy valley]

Nicotine is so gross. Cigarettes, cigars, that weird tabacco chew old people use, vapes, even those weird little white tabs

[fiery wave]

They stink and cause my throat to lock up so I choke more.

[hazy valley]

I'm so sorry for you. The cigarette smoke makes me gag

[sonic jetty]

Atleast the chewing tabacco stuff doesn't cause smoke so you wouldn't be able to tell if someone is "Smoking"

[hazy valley]

It's even more gross in Vegas because sometimes people spit that gunk into ash trays or their empty drink glasses

[twin flower]

Chewing tobacco.. is that the one you spit occasionaly as you use it?

or.. as you chew on it anyway

[fallen tree]

chewing tobacco also causes gum cancer iirc?

nasty

[hasty sky]

hivescum cancer

[twin flower]

makes your teeth all fucked up too

[fiery wave]

To a degree. Can smell if they are near if it's chewing tobbaco. Nicotine gum however... Yeah, will agree.

[sonic jetty]

Yeah I can imagine that would suck like way more than smoke

[hazy valley]

It's really gross to see tbh I just avoid the casinos as much as possible

[fiery wave]

I thought many casinos allow smoking?

[hazy valley]

They do yeah

[fiery wave]

Very helpful to not ever go to one.

[hazy valley]

Most locations in doors allow smoking

Except for like restaurants

[fiery wave]

Even then.

[twin flower]

ahh, idk what kind it is on like western countries but for mine, people chew on the tobacco leaves along with sum small amout of coconut husk I think and they sprinkle it with nicotine power

[sonic jetty]

Chewing Tabacco isn't anywhere where I live so I don't run into that issue. I also don't live near or anywhere even close to a casino :P

[hazy valley]

The only place I can think of with a hard rule against smoking was M&M World because something something smoke changes the taste of chocolate

[twin flower]

It had a cultural benefit for like our tribal ethnic people way back when, cuz it was a way for people to keep warm

[hazy valley]

We didn't let people smoke inside the store

[twin flower]

now its just another form of.. y'know

[hazy valley]

Yea there are usually smoking sections in restaurants too

[hazy valley]

I'd love to move away from Vegas but after visiting friends in other states I would die of boredom because I am used to all the amazing choices for shopping, food, entertainment, etc.

[sonic jetty]

Fair from what I know Vegas is very shiny and stuff

[hazy valley]

It's one really big adult theme park tbh

[sonic jetty]

Mhmm

[hasty sky]

Aren't vegas and reno kind of hellholes to live in
Some ppl even live in sewers

[hazy valley]

Depends on where you live off the Strip

Henderson is a very nice side of town but pricey

I live in a nicer spot in South Las Vegas

[hasty sky]

I see

[hazy valley]

There are some places that are awful though

[hasty sky]

I know a fella living in reno and I think they told me they want to gtfo there

[twin flower]

well, i'd imagine every city has their fair share of something 'awful'

[fiery wave]

Ruin? Good.

[hazy valley]

Idk much about Reno tbh

[fiery wave]

I know, I can usually smell the stench as well.

[hazy valley]

I think they didn't want anything messing with the chocolate scent they were pumping into the store through fake speakers in the ceiling to make people hungry for chocolate tbh

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Which is like, no point? American chocolate is kinda already a known joke.

[hazy valley]

True it's like fast food chocolate but paid at premium prices

[fiery wave]

They would have to call it something else in other countries cos not even bare min.

[hazy valley]

And some Americans get SO mad about it too thinking it compares to anyone else

[fiery wave]

They can try cheap budget India chocolate.

Kinda similar.

Just like... way cheaper.

[hazy valley]

"BeSt iN tHe wOrLd!!" Idiots who think they are #1 while in last place

[fiery wave]

In the chocolate race, yeah.

[sly quest]

CHOCOLATE MENTIONED

[hazy valley]

It is a dumb pride thing for them. It isn't about the chocolate just about where the chocolate is from

[fiery wave]

Sure, other places can be as bad, but they are like a tenth or 1/40th the price.

[twin flower]

Dubai chocklit

[hazy valley]

They'll eat trash and pay for it like it is gold if it means they can pretend their red white and blue is bestest

Which suits me fine we're happy to part a fool with their money any day

[hazy valley]

QUICK QUESTION
MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE OR DARK CHOCOLATE??

[fiery wave]

Heh. But yeah, you gotta go North or South for decent chocolate.

[delicate vapor]

chocolate milk

[twin flower]

uhh, dark choccy

[fiery wave]

Milk or white, depends on mood.

[sonic jetty]

I like them all because I think they're tasty

[hazy valley]

But which is your fav

[sonic jetty]

Milk

[delicate vapor]

dark chocolate and some alcohol..

[sonic jetty]

But like i said I'd eat any of em, even more if they had crushed up nut mixed in

[sly quest]

Dark chocolate.

[delicate vapor]

nuts and chocolate go well

[hazy valley]

No joke one of the most requested things we had by tourists was to make a product combining M&M chocolate with alcohol somehow

[sly quest]

DO NOT MILK MY CHOCOLATE 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

I DONT DO THAT WEAK SHIT

[delicate vapor]

vhaow

[sly quest]

WE EATING RAW CHOCOLATE IN MY HOUSE.

[hazy valley]

You can be the yin to my yang. I am white chocolate all the way

[twin flower]

like bonbons?

i thought that was a thing already, like chocolate with alcohol

[hazy valley]

There are some chocolate products that have little shots of alcohol inside them

We never did that tho

[sly quest]

Cat you better LOCK in.

[delicate vapor]

chocolate edibles

[low blade]

Chocolate by itself kinda sucks no matter what kind or who makes it

[delicate vapor]

oh I did make chocolate infused with popcorn

[hazy valley]

I am locked in with the white chocolate it is MINE

[twin flower]

huh, you'd think it'd be popular in a place like Vegas

or is that just weird

[sly quest]

That’s why you will never be the next president

[hazy valley]

It would but it was a branding thing. M&Ms wanted to both be a family friendly product and also wanted to distance itself as a candy for kids at the same time. It was goofy. Some changes were made to lean more to the adult audience because they didn't like the association with childhood obesity in the US

[delicate vapor]

mfw people still charge $35 or higher for dubai chocolate although I could make one for cheaper

[fallen tree]

asa really would say something like this

[sonic jetty]

Its just a big scam companies are taking advantage of

[hazy valley]

All this talk of chocolate is making me want chocolate tbh and like I don't have any

OH WAIT I HAVE A FEW LINDT CHOCOLATES

[low blade]

I'm the next Lord of Necromunda

[bronze wren]

I think I fell in love with no man‘s sky

[twin flower]

[bronze wren]

Man I love exploring and cataloging

[sly quest]

Labubu dubai chocolate x warhammer tomorrow.

[marsh iris]

is land editing for base still janky in NMS?

i remember the land reset and ate up my base

[sonic jetty]

What if they made a WarHammer chocolate and it just has tar filling and costs 50+

Would be very GrimDark

[rocky radish]

Grimdark chocolate... Not sure if that sounds good or terrible

[marsh iris]

grimdark chocolate (some sinews in it)

[fallen tree]

may or may not contain traces of corpsestarch

[twin flower]

Corpse Chocolate

[marsh iris]

cocoastarche

[sonic jetty]

it has melted black licorice in it

Like Swedish chocolate

[marsh iris]

i like black forest

[fiery wave]

Corpsestarch (animal starch for legal reasons) filling.

[sonic jetty]

I could only imagine how horrid and disgusting this food may be

[fallen tree]

the liqourice stc surely is lost in 40k

[delicate vapor]

accidentally summoned a juggernaut

[sonic jetty]

Happens

[delicate vapor]

oh killed it on accident

[twin flower]

why does this chocolate have a tooth in it

[delicate vapor]

wribg target

[sonic jetty]

Nurgle toy suprise

[delicate vapor]

mine got an eyeball

[sonic jetty]

Just a tooth and maybe an eye

[fallen tree]

i got a toenail, lucky!

[twin flower]

extra protein

[fiery wave]

Just a beak.

[proven basin]

Guys should I get Forizon 6

[hazy valley]

It's like a kinder egg surprise!!

[twin flower]

oh you'll be surprised all right

[patent grove]

Yes

[hazy valley]

Biting into corpse chocolate and finding a clump of hair

[fiery wave]

Maybe it's chocolate with corpsestarch filling.

[fallen tree]

maybe some dandruff for extra flavour

[fiery wave]

Animal starch only for legal reasons.

[hazy valley]

I could imagine this in 40k

[sonic jetty]

At this point its just Nurgle themed chocolate

[fiery wave]

Very cheap chocolate with corpsestarch filling.

And it's a rare treat.

[delicate vapor]

some booze and fish..

[sonic jetty]

Which of the Vet personality would like it the most?

Id say the cadian one

They seem like the type to like it despite how disgust it would be

[delicate vapor]

the cadian

[slow flume]

has shop rotated yet

[fiery wave]

LC would absolutely trade for fancier stuff.

[delicate vapor]

next week likely

[sonic jetty]

"Atleast I have something to remember Cadia by"

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

"This tastes just like how mom used to make. ... Wait..... MOM????"

[sonic jetty]

"Its frakkin disgusting corpse starch candy"

[slow flume]

damn u roght i got my sates mixed up

[sonic jetty]

Thinking about it, all the Ogryns would kill for a Cadian chocolate bar

FatShark/GW should really get on this idea

[fiery wave]

I mean, they are already stealing kraks to chomp into.

[sonic jetty]

What a bunch of funny arm ripping, skull crushing abhumans

[hazy valley]

Ogryn got the box of chocolates and box of grenades confused

All the tiny boxes look the same

[twin flower]

if food shaped, why no eat

[sonic jetty]

All Ogryns need glasses but they dont mind so nobody gives them glasses

[twin flower]

well we havent seen one with eye augments yet

imagine they just all have 20/20 vision

[sonic jetty]

Well ain't much going on in the brain department so maybe they can see really frakkin well

[twin flower]

would explain how my ogryn in the last match took out a sniper with just a rock

[fiery wave]

Don't ask me. They always steal my kraks.

[sonic jetty]

Aye

[fervent sorrel]

any Mk6 bolt pistol enjoyers in chat?

[thick coyote]

No

[sleek harness]

No

[thick coyote]

[fervent sorrel]

tragic

[sonic jetty]

I like the Mk6 speargun

[fiery wave]

Only good in malice where shooting crushers is a funny thing.

[thick coyote]

Is there something you wanna know about it or something

[twin flower]

me

[fervent sorrel]

granted I don't like it for the gun itself, more so the insane blast radius that can proc kinetic flayer

I love hitting the wall behind a sniper and watching their head explode anyway

[delicate vapor]

[fervent sorrel]

though, doing 1600+ weakspot damage is definitely something

[twin flower]

bigger kaboomies

[fiery wave]

Only reason for bistol.

Beeg boomies.

[twin flower]

I guess I only use it for a vet nade build every once in a while

[fervent sorrel]

I've also noticed that the explosions can force KF to apply bleed

kinda funny

[fiery wave]

Or on arby when shield and maul.

[twin flower]

[delicate vapor]

boom

[thick coyote]

Yeah the puncture blessing is weird like that

[fiery wave]

Good for nyoom nyoom.

[thick coyote]

And I just remembered that the grenadier build got slightly weaker

Because no uncanny dots

[twin flower]

sadge

[thick coyote]

But it'll survive

[delicate vapor]

chocolate bagels

[thick coyote]

Don't worry

[fiery wave]

Just leave the crushers to teammates, ezy.

[sleek harness]

Veterans when they need to actually fight a heavy enemy

[delicate vapor]

love fighting heavy enemies

[thick coyote]

They are just going to get kraked

This vet kraks ogryns

[sleek harness]

Lynxiee

[tawdry edge]

Hi

[sleek harness]

How cold is there

[delicate vapor]

hello noob

[tawdry edge]

I dont know im at the gym rn

Body is hot as fuck

[sleek harness]

Lately

[tawdry edge]

Reasonably I think, unfortunately I have an unknown condition that makes me sweat a lot so ive not felt cold in a while now

Ive gone to doctors to check what could be

But as of now i cant feel cold

I miss it

[tawdry edge]

Why noob?

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

He misspelled boob

[tawdry edge]

Booooob

[fiery wave]

You know I kinda have to solo, right? All that does is delay killing them.

Dead mode on dead server yay.

[tawdry edge]

Ur a dead mode!!!

[delicate vapor]

you watch that mouth

[tawdry edge]

You watch YOUR mouth

I'm stealing your teeth

[fiery wave]

I wish I were dead. At least I don't need to suffer being alive.

[sly quest]

HAAYYIOOO LYNXIE

[tawdry edge]

Real

[thick coyote]

Weak Aura

[elder merlin]

Awaken @sly quest

[tawdry edge]

hai hai hai hai hai hai

[sly quest]

Hayio Paul burger

[delicate vapor]

awaken @elder merlin

[elder merlin]

Awaken @brazen pelican

[sleek harness]

Don't wake up the old man

[elder merlin]

Awaken @sleek harness

[sleek harness]

You will give him a heart attack

[elder merlin]

Waddup

[fiery wave]

Yeah. I just kept nat 1 ing on od sleeping pills.

[sleek harness]

Nah

I will only be awaken when the time comes

[sly quest]

Just got a box of food, super happy! hows it goin!

[sleek harness]

Which isn't now

So like

[tawdry edge]

dont know how to answer to that honestly

[sleek harness]

No

[fiery wave]

I mean, you kinda wanted me dead. I tried multiple times now. I just want a peaceful way out.

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

[amber delta]

[tawdry edge]

It was a funny setup for the pipe bomb sticker

[sly quest]

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

Perhaps if you give person money the person leaves you alone

[fiery wave]

You assume I have money?

[sly quest]

SMELLY FEMCEL CENTRAL LMAOAOOAOAOAOOAOA

[sleek harness]

You pay internet, right?

So you do

End of discussion

[fiery wave]

Another reason to not exist. No more struggling to pay bills and all that.

[tawdry edge]

ITS MY HOME

My house

[amber delta]

steal wifi from your neighbours

[tawdry edge]

My Arrakis

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but it already eats into limited money.

[sleek harness]

Live as a mole and build a parasitic relationship with your neighbors by taking everything they own

This is certainly not a reference to someone

[elder merlin]

Box of food?

[hazy valley]

We're eating krak grenades

Do you want a box?

[sleek harness]

Theres only 3

[fair bridge]

i luv krak

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

Yeah but they're in a box

[fiery wave]

Oi.

[amber delta]

if u get lucky theres 8

[fair bridge]

the grenade nerf is so funny. i've barely even noticed it

[sleek harness]

What's the point

[tawdry edge]

I'm in your walls
And I'm the one who stole the last KFC chicken strip on the fridge while you were asleep
Fuck you

[hazy valley]

Hi we have enough krak grenades to share

[sleek harness]

I don't like KFC I have no idea who's home you are in right now

[hazy valley]

Why put meat in a burger?

[sly quest]

Yes… box w burger, fries, n other foods, like uhhh… idk what’s the word in English

[tawdry edge]

[delicate vapor]

Krak fried chicken

[sleek harness]

To make the burger a burger

[fiery wave]

So you are another one who steals kraks for snacks...

[hazy valley]

You can't have a box of grenades without the box

[elder merlin]

Garbage plate?

[sleek harness]

But you just called it a box

So it's a box

Not a box of grenades

Dummy

[fair bridge]

girldinner

[hazy valley]

They're spicy and I love spicy food

[fiery wave]

Ammo crate.

[sleek harness]

Not

[sly quest]

No no! an offer box! Like they give you multiple items for a discount if you get them all together…??

[delicate vapor]

darktide servers fixed or no

[sleek harness]

It's a box with 3 grenades in it

[hazy valley]

Schrodinger's box of grenades. We don't know if there are any grenades inside until we eat it

[elder merlin]

Hmmmm, never heard of that. But if its got burgers, fries and mac salad then it qualifies as a garbage plate

[fiery wave]

You never had a field improv vet.

[sleek harness]

Field what

[proven basin]

How do I know it’ll be good. Might just be an open empty map like forizon 5

[fiery wave]

16 kraks.

[delicate vapor]

krak?

[hazy valley]

Krak Mukbang here we go

[sly quest]

Ah… Americans

[fiery wave]

You two fight over it.

[thick coyote]

Hot ones but with grenades

[patent grove]

The setting alone looks amazing

[elder merlin]

[sly quest]

[delicate vapor]

yeah this nuclear butthole inferno hell sauce is good

[thick coyote]

Idris Elba coughing.mp4

[hazy valley]

I'm American and I've never heard of a garbage plate but I didn't know that state fairs/carnivals in the south fried lard to eat as snack food either so it could exist anywhere

[fair bridge]

[fiery wave]

Those are tasty with fried noodles.

[sly quest]

YOURE AMERICAN?

[fiery wave]

Pork lard fried.

[sly quest]

I thought you just lived there

[fair bridge]

im a citizen if da world

[hazy valley]

I was born here yeah

[sleek harness]

You saying you never heard of cooking meat?

Unbelievable

[sly quest]

noted

[sleek harness]

You should come to the South

We have the best meats

[cobalt lichen]

#darktide-fan-art message
chat I need your valued opinions

[fair bridge]

ill destroy you

[hazy valley]

What if I just want to eat it raw?

[delicate vapor]

[sly quest]

So american motherfuck cowboy

[sleek harness]

Then you die

Literally

Your brain gets infected with parasites

And you die

[hazy valley]

I could get a big cowboy hat

[hazy valley]

I could swear they eat raw meat in Germany or something

Idk what they call it

[sly quest]

You should… yes

[sleek harness]

Not all Americans are Texans

[sly quest]

In my country they are

[cobalt lichen]

nothin?

[sleek harness]

Where do you live anyways

[fiery wave]

It only works if you know the butcher handling the meat.

[cobalt lichen]

[hazy valley]

I'm too Asian to wear a cowboy hat though. People would think I am a Westaboo

[fair bridge]

but that's cool

[twin flower]

corned beet with potaters

[fiery wave]

IDK, but aren't Americans the ones washing meat in bleach solution to prevent illnesses?

[hazy valley]

It definitely wouldn't be safe with US meat handling standards

[twin flower]

wtf?

[hazy valley]

But maybe in Germany

[sleek harness]

Dress yourself as Samurai Jack

[sly quest]

YES I KNEW YOU WERE ASAIN

WHAT ASIAN R YOU

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t say I remember that part of the meat packing process.

[cobalt lichen]

is that weeb but backwards?

[hazy valley]

I'm half on my mom's side! My dad is white

[twin flower]

Cauc'asian'

[elder merlin]

That sounds terrible

[sly quest]

Me too… I’m half kurdish

[fiery wave]

Salmonella happens even with bleached chicken. Or it is chlorinated chicken?

[hazy valley]

My mom is a first generation immigrant from the Phillipines and the first in her family to get US citizenship

[fiery wave]

I'll go look it up.

[twin flower]

that sounds.. not good

[hazy valley]

I would be proud of her if she didn't come here and immediately start gambling in Vegas

[sly quest]

I knew I liked you for a reason

You’re on the top of my list now

[twin flower]

gasp, your half Filipino?

[hazy valley]

[hazy valley]

Yes

[fiery wave]

I checked, they clorinate like 97% of chicken there.

[twin flower]

do you know the lingo?

[twin flower]

hmm

[grave pumice]

i am come from the african sri lankan kaffirs and my mom is something, idk actually

[hazy valley]

I would do a wicked Ashi tbh

[grave pumice]

who am i messaging tho?

[twin flower]

clorinate would not be the word i would use, i just think of bleach

[hazy valley]

I only know one word and it is blood

[sly quest]

Peak pfp

[fiery wave]

Kills salmonella, they say, yet still happens.

[sly quest]

Hello this is john darktide

[grave pumice]

is it that time again?

[fiery wave]

I know. Why I used bleached at first.

[hazy valley]

My mom didn't want to teach us tagalog because she was worried it would confuse us while we were learning English growing up

[grave pumice]

that sounds close to tung tung tung sahur

[twin flower]

fair nuff, does your family still visit the philippines

[sly quest]

Oh my god… that’s so sad, poor lady:( and hope you would learn it one day tho

[hazy valley]

My mom visits every few years. I tried once after covid but they still had restrictions for travel there and were only letting in people with citizenship so only my mom could go

[twin flower]

gotta get that mother tongue in you

[hazy valley]

Maybe one day! I don't have any friends who speak it and even my mom doesn't speak it in her day to day life

[fiery wave]

Chicken specifically. Antimicrobial rinse. One of them is chlorine.

[grave pumice]

what if

[lost yoke]

when was rhe last shop change do any of you know?

[twin flower]

oh nice, which part of the country did she hail from

[delicate vapor]

[hazy valley]

I can't remember the name but it is something smaller outside the main cities for sure in the southern half

I would have to ask her

[hazy valley]

4/30/2026 I think...?

That was the Krieg rotation

But I haven't been in game recently

Idk if the shop updated again because I haven't been in game

They might be delaying for Skulls

[sly quest]

DISCO PEAK MENTIONED

[elder merlin]

So

[twin flower]

fair, if she's first gen like you mentioned I can imagine not being that deeply rooted culturally anymore

[elder merlin]

Any ideas on what cosmetics could come with a admech reveal?

[twin flower]

[elder merlin]

For commodores

[sly quest]

A skirt…?

[twin flower]

some red robes

[hazy valley]

She is not very proud of it tbh. She had a very bad childhood and a poorer community she grew up in

The most she does beyond visiting every few years is send gifts and money to family

She has sorta disconnected from it

[elder merlin]

For the other characters lol, we all know Admech class will only get one store page and never anything else

[twin flower]

yeah... its a lot more common than people think, one reason why most would prefer to move abroad as well

[sly quest]

That’s most of us and our families sadly. Being Asian was always a burden yet no one ever understands why. Hope she’s okay now.

[hazy valley]

She's much better now. She is an assistant executive at one of the properties in Vegas and makes amazing money. She has a much better life here

[twin flower]

[hazy valley]

If she would just stop gambling so much she could have an even better life

[twin flower]

im about just finishing up my clearance for college and hopefully do the same lmao

sigh

[hazy valley]

She has passed up promotion opportunities to be an executive because they catch too much heat LOL

[sly quest]

I’m glad! Hope we all get a better life soon

[hazy valley]

I have learned a little bit from what she was willing to talk about and I am not surprised

[lost yoke]

i LOVE disco elysium

[lost yoke]

ahhh

[delicate vapor]

they dont even have dental

[lost yoke]

it seems like they are unfortunately

[sly quest]

SOOO PEAK. De 2 when?.

[hazy valley]

Hopefully we get three or maybe even four sets at once for Skulls then

[twin flower]

to be better days

hmmm

idk if the other classes got any new cosmetics when they came out tho

[lost yoke]

one day……

[sly quest]

Tomorrow?

[marsh iris]

hmmm instant noodles

[delicate vapor]

seafood noodles

[lost yoke]

hopefully a good psyker skin, until then ill keep using the rogue trader skin

[twin flower]

Choodles

[lost yoke]

we can only pray.

[marsh iris]

gulp

[twin flower]

swallow

[marsh iris]

gargle

[delicate vapor]

This Darktide game better obey me

[sly quest]

You got darktide?

[delicate vapor]

Yes

[somber stream]

I wonder if fashion would become obsolette in the far future for humanity

Notice how all alien pic we've seen, they're naked

[little marten]

just tools

[sly quest]

YAYYAYAY WE GOTTA PLAY ONE DAY

[delicate vapor]

Built in clothes

[little marten]

the real aliens aint getting their jeans dirty on earth soil

[somber stream]

To a certain point, would an advance civilization just collectively agreed to ditch clothes in favour of synthetic skins

[delicate vapor]

Hm ok

[somber stream]

Agree lol

Space jeans.. hm...

[delicate vapor]

Space jam too

[nimble salmon]

Dey put de mumsber chief in de soder

[somber stream]

Synthetic skin inplace of clothes, seamlessly cover private parts. Force shield instead of armour and space suit, eliminate the need for physical protection layer, super abstract music for the 'culturally rich' folks

If that's the future we get, i don't want it

[little marten]

bro the aliens dont got any nips hahahaha

[hasty sky]

I think it's a weird thing to get hung up on

[sly quest]

What in betsey johnson is this madness

[somber stream]

The future, ladies and gentlemen, is today

[hasty sky]

They should absolutely turn me into adam smasher though

[sly quest]

Oh? Did someone hang up on you?

[hasty sky]

Yeah this licht asshole

I'm mad

[nimble salmon]

Ayo

[hazy valley]

is this like when people do bodypaint that looks like clothes or

[somber stream]

No like, super skin tight suits that cover your nips and peeepee

Or weewee, for the ladies

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[hazy valley]

Idk I guess Fallout proved bodysuits could be fun

I should wear a vault suit to that New Vegas meet up that happens here every year

[little marten]

they are biological robots with alien consciounesses streamed into them

why make space suit when u can make space body

[somber stream]

Oh i did NOT think of that

Biological machines, sending to earth for the lolz

Like streamers doing stupid shit for views

[delicate vapor]

Make a frame that’s for war

[little marten]

could be but think of all the dangers to frail biological forms on route to earth

[sly quest]

SO LUCKY WTH

[marsh iris]

why would anyone buy darktide?

[somber stream]

"Hello Xe'quath, today i'm drawing our equivalent of a penis on human's wheat field and see how they react, c'on follow me"

[marsh iris]

disgusting game

[hasty sky]

Thank god nobody here plays it

[marsh iris]

[little marten]

im literally tiding my dark rn

[marsh iris]

ee

ew

[hasty sky]

Eek

Yikes

[hazy valley]

Yeah it happens in Goodsprings!!

[proven basin]

You guys play helldivers 2 when you want a good coop shooter experience right? Darktide is mainly for larping to have in the background while you pay tabletop 40k. It’s a meme game

[thick coyote]

No

[sly quest]

To darktide it

[thick coyote]

I play DRG

[delicate vapor]

Light tide

[thick coyote]

When I want a good experience

I play helldivers 2 to torture myself

We are not the same

[marsh iris]

anyway
launches darktide

[proven basin]

DRG is good for sure. Wish Darktide copied some stuff from it like endgame content and prestige levels to reward your hundreds/thousands of hours

Maybe if babyshark took notes

[thick coyote]

Idk

[proven basin]

The deep dives in DRG are dope

[thick coyote]

Gsg kinda shafted DRG

[proven basin]

How so

[thick coyote]

Barely any updates in the past forever

But now that Rogue Core is going to be out

[delicate vapor]

When does it get better

[thick coyote]

Maybe DRG will be good again

[proven basin]

That sucks. It’s a very content filled game, way more than any coop shooter out there

[thick coyote]

[twin flower]

isnt Rogue Core a different game tho

[marsh iris]

i hope aliens fireteam 2 wont rot like 1

[thick coyote]

Yes

[twin flower]

They got FEM DWARVES

[obtuse oak]

Maybe it's a finished game? It's been out for ages and received lots of updates already

Like, a complete game

[proven basin]

Yeah I saw that! I think I’ll get it… however…. HOWEVER it’s a big head scratcher to me. Why make a standalone game for it and not an addition to DRG?? Just seems weird.

[proven basin]

Yeah to be fair it has so much content and modes and biomes and modifiers, way more than any other I’ve seen

[twin flower]

from the looks of it, its more roguelike than the og DRG

I havent seen any mining elements on it either

[thick coyote]

Yes it is a rogue like

And yes I'll be playing it day 1

[proven basin]

Yeah but that’s it really. It just blows my mind it’s not a separate mode in DRG. It’s the same 3D FPS game unlike DRG survivor which is a vampire survivors clone

[twin flower]

and another game on the wishlist

[delicate vapor]

[thick coyote]

Something about the engine breaking apart

[proven basin]

This reminds me a bit of diabotical rogue however that game was DoA trash. Took the same 3D competitive arena shooter and made it a trash roguelike

However it’s not a coop shooter

[twin flower]

might have been easier having it as a standalone game than adding it on DRG prolly

[proven basin]

Yeah. I mean I’m not against it. I just find it peculiar. I’m hopeful it’s different enough from DRG

[twin flower]

not uncommon seeing games have sequels anyway, they'll prolly just treat it like that

[proven basin]

To me it looks to be a spinoff rather than a sequel

[marsh iris]

windrose any good?

[proven basin]

I bought it thinking it was for me then quickly realized it’s like valheim where there’s no progression to the game itself it’s just servers people prop up and you join, lose all progress when you decide to leave it

[thick coyote]

This is what a season without new overclocks do to a gamer

[proven basin]

So I refunded it. It’s basically valheim with pirates

[neat mist]

Why do space marines all have shitty haircuts?

[thick coyote]

The war

Type shit

[proven basin]

Which actually pisses me off. Why do we have these games still. I don’t want to circle jerk on a server with neckbeards let me have dedicated servers I can join and leave and keep my progress

[neat mist]

Imagine if there was a dedicated barber battle-brother lol

[marsh iris]

cheers it reminded me of the old pirates of the carribean game

[proven basin]

Wind rose could’ve been so cool but it’s a lazy shitty valheim clone

[tawdry edge]

It depends
Its either influenced by culture, to better help in equipping their helmets or just because
Or just age/individual genetic/warp influence

[twin flower]

i like your cut brother

[proven basin]

The aesthetic and visuals are cool. Combat sucks balls and even the community admits it’s the weak point. And that’s it for me. The combat needs to be good

[tawdry edge]

Some will cut their hair themselves OR have a chapter serf/slave do it for them

Marines don't tend to care for their looks anyways

Unless its a part of their culture or expected for them because of high rank

Chapter masters will usually have a better well kept appearance due to their involvement in politics

[neat mist]

Emperors Children cared for looks but it was in a twisted way

[tawdry edge]

Before the Heresy, they cared for their looks to show they have overcome their old genetic mutation after Fulgrim helped cure it

After the Heresy it was distorted to Slaneesh's excess

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

[hazy valley]

wdym my friend set up a private server on Valheim for us and we had a dedicated thing we played without randoms joining in that would keep our build progress week to week

is that not standard to the game

did she work magic

[proven basin]

Yes with YOUR FRIEND. You wouldn’t play valheim by yourself on your own server. And that’s what we call friendslop and I don’t buy those games, I hangout with friends irl instead if I wanna do that.

[hazy valley]

why not? if someone can set up a server for friends they can set up a server for themselves too?

[rocky aspen]

-upends a table- whurrmy cosmetic slop

[fiery wave]

The idea of friend slop is a game made for co-op only.

[hazy valley]

it just seems like Minecraft but with a viking coat of paint to me

[fiery wave]

Tends to be boring or bleah solo.

[hazy valley]

you're just exploring, building, upgrading gear

same as V Rising tbh

though V Rising was more fun for boss fights

[fiery wave]

Assuming you can solo.

[proven basin]

Then more power to you. But if you’re a game dev it’s a dumbass decision to still make games like that. Make it so everyone can have fun even with no friends like Darktide, DRG, Far Far West etc

[proven basin]

Which is valheim…

Also valheim graphics look absolutely terrible

[fiery wave]

Some are straight up balanced for 4-5 players and is dog dook solo.

[proven basin]

Friendslop games do very well on Steam

Meme games

[fiery wave]

Heck, some would say DRG is friend slop.

Is more fun with friends than solo.

[proven basin]

It objectively isn’t because you can queue into a run any time you want with randoms basically instantly

[proven basin]

I had a lot of fun with randoms a lot of ppl are chill and communicate

[hazy valley]

...don't you have to mod in solo mode for Darktide

[little marten]

feels so cheap queueing for a havoc as an arby

but all the other classes were taken :(((((

[fiery wave]

True, but the idea is more fun with friends than gambling with randoms who can ruin your saves with cheats.

[proven basin]

? There’s persistent progression and a solo queue system that’s instantaneous and anyone can leave/join during it. That makes it not friendslop like Valheim/Windrose

[proven basin]

Bit of an exaggeration. You can get really good players in DRG on higher difficulties.

[thick coyote]

Just don't

[fiery wave]

Also, the game sucks at 350 ping anyway. I died from fall damage walking down a 1 cm drop.

[proven basin]

DRG community is good which also helps.

[hazy valley]

ah ok I thought you meant single player as in hiding from other players

like yeah you can solo queue in with randoms and pretend people don't exist I guess

I like watching the creatures in matchmaking though

[wheat scroll]

Far far west seems to be doing well

[fiery wave]

Not really, is luck based depending. I have had lobbies just kick me before extract because funny.

[delicate vapor]

[proven basin]

Nah I don’t care about that. I just expect when I buy a game that advertises “also for solo play” I get to fucking queue up a match with other random players to complete a mission and get persistent progression. This host your own server slop games need to go

[hazy valley]

you enter quickplay and you get to watch all manner of strange person behave in ways you never imagined

it's just funny people watching while playing a game

LOL

[twin flower]

valheim?

[hazy valley]

I mean the games you want do exist. You don't have to go after friendslop

There are like

millions of games

don't hyperfixate on the ones you hate

[waxen sleet]

I'm not familiar with that part of Yggdrasil

[hazy valley]

escape the hell of your own making

[twin flower]

would u like to

[hazy kestrel]

Hello hello.

[twin flower]

hoi hoi

[hazy kestrel]

My eyes hurt and are tired. But I persist.

[twin flower]

waiting for deep north update be like

[hazy kestrel]

Profile photo unrelated.

[twin flower]

hmm, cant say i know what it is

[hazy kestrel]

The funny Rite Intercalate card from Cultist Simulator.

[little marten]

why do dead players always drop the maddest analysis

[hazy kestrel]

Backseat gaming goes brrrr

[marsh iris]

fem personman

oh no thats just my imagination

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[thick coyote]

"Goated cuck chair techniques"

[waxen sleet]

Is it like Vanirheim, Muspelheim, or Niflheim?

[fiery wave]

Cos ded and nothing to do but screech. I just play on phone since if I'm dead, it's H40 and will take awhile.

[hazy valley]

have you ever just done something fucking bizarre just to see them confused when they have to go spectator mode

[fiery wave]

I play with controller. Enough to get some screeching at me.

[little marten]

Normally it’s wondering why I have the sensitivity of a psychopath

In game hehe

[marsh iris]

i will get scream collection vol.1-3 if I try controller

[hazy kestrel]

Controller is fine

You get used to turning at the speed of the Titanic moments before hitting the funny iceberg.

[little marten]

I have so much respect but also fear for controller users

[fiery wave]

People think not even if you are the only one alive trying to clutch.

[rocky aspen]

...

-upends another table-

Nah, I figured this would happen

Hate to be right though

[marsh iris]

i suffered heresy on steamdeck

so i know

[hazy kestrel]

My irritation knows no bounds. I SMELL HEATED UP FOOD SOMEHWERE IN THE OFFICE.

[marsh iris]

mood

[hazy kestrel]

It makes me hungry well before lunch time.

[fiery wave]

Fear?

[warm ermine]

I just started playing and created my character. Am i able to change classes later on?

[marsh iris]

oh i thought you are going to complain about the smell

[hazy kestrel]

Depends.

[hazy valley]

do you know that end part at Vigil Station Oblivium with the stairs leading up to the small platform with bridges leading to it?

[marsh iris]

my space is near the pantry so i smell all kind of funk

[hazy valley]

the very end of the level

[graceful hamlet]

Nope, gotta make a new character for each class. Perk tree can be reset at any time though and your currencies are account wide

[hazy valley]

so once we had someone die at the finale there and I decided to run downstairs to touch the medicae because I was doing a personal challenge to finish a run with 0 corruption

[hazy kestrel]

Sometimes it smells great and it irritates me because I want some.

Other times it smells awful and it irritates me because now the office smells yucky.

[hazy valley]

he died and went spectator mode on me and then over voice chat went "WHAT THE FUCK IS THE VETERAN DOING"

[warm ermine]

Okay but will i be able to go back to the character i first made?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[hazy valley]

because I was running around downstairs when he swapped cameras

I was wheezing

[graceful hamlet]

Yea you get like 8 character slots or something like that

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[warm ermine]

Nice, thanks

[fiery wave]

Yes.

[little marten]

yes but u gotta level em alllll over again

[hazy valley]

everyone was in that upper platform by the bridges so I thought the three of them would be fine if I snuck off

and to be fair no one noticed I snuck off until that dude died

[formal mortar]

Now the level up song is stuck in my head

[marsh iris]

what if the smell particles get stuck on your skin or find its way to your dark regions

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[fiery wave]

Just don't get hit. Or smort and have field improv.

[hazy valley]

I always bring field improv but sadly we didn't have a medkit at the end

[hazy kestrel]

Could be a benefit depending on the smell.

[hazy valley]

plus it was fun challenging myself to fight solo downstairs through specials and hordes

[formal mortar]

Level Up - Altair Version by Interlunium, because I heard it years ago when a coworker was playing it at work. It's a cute style song.

[hazy valley]

and then getting back upstairs without getting hit

[supple charm]

When is the slopshop rotating again?

[fiery wave]

Do you not grabbyhand one?

[hazy valley]

we didn't find one on the run so I should have been running around opening boxes better

we only had ammo kits

[formal mortar]

Your team should have been opening boxes better

[thick coyote]

It was supposed to be today but they are postponing it for Skulls

So

[fiery wave]

If you have loot gobbo card, you need to hand it in.

[hazy valley]

I always place the blame on myself because I'm the only consistent factor in my games tbh. I'll never improve if I blame others

[formal mortar]

You can improve on blaming others though

[hazy valley]

I will earn the loot goblin card back! Promise!!

[hazy valley]

TRUE LOL

[formal mortar]

I just burned my tongue on my coffee... yay...

[marsh iris]

weird way to enjoy coffee

[hazy kestrel]

Being the blame eater all the time is never a good thing.

[formal mortar]

It wasn't enjoyable

I thought it was cool enough

[marsh iris]

im jk

[hazy valley]

Oh I don't mean taking the blame for everything. If someone went down that was their own fault. I just mean factors I can control tbh

I don't have a kink for being insulted or anything like that I just like tracking personal progress

[hazy kestrel]

Sometimes it’s your fault, other times it belongs to other people, and then there are times where no one is to blame, except for the circumstances themselves. Shit happens.

Oh lol

[hazy valley]

If we didn't find a medkit, that means I also didn't find a medkit

and that's my fault

[marsh iris]

i blame myself for not doing things different from my teammates sucky action

damn he suck, i should have left him there to die

[visual vortex]

I always blame my team

I am the best player

I can do not wrong

[hazy valley]

I can't help it. Years of playing healer in MMORPGs sets off alarms in my brain when someone goes down and I always put myself at risk trying to save them

[marsh iris]

🗣️

[formal mortar]

I always played a tank

[hazy valley]

It's why I like Revive Speed curio perks + No One Left Behind for lightning fast pick ups

[formal mortar]

Then would switch to other classes later

[somber stream]

Paladin ftw

[marsh iris]

(i was joking btw, i dont care what happens in a game)

[visual vortex]

I will mic up and yell st my team

[hazy kestrel]

Classic fem Garut “W”

[formal mortar]

You better care, if you die in the game you might as well die in real life

[fiery wave]

Must loot gobbo, who knows when the med kit can salvage a run?

[visual vortex]

Encouragement

[formal mortar]

I encourage you all to enjoy

[hazy valley]

I was always scared of the responsibility of the tank tbh

[hazy kestrel]

Me, forgetting about the medkit until the Valkyrie.

[hazy valley]

it was easier in my mind to place myself in charge of everyone's health as a healer

idk why

[formal mortar]

You just pull mob and talk shit to them

[hazy valley]

after tanking in FFXIV I've learned that tanking is mindnumbingly easy

it's a much easier job than healing

[formal mortar]

ffxiv tanking is easy if you know the dungeon

It's easy to fuck it up in that game

[hazy valley]

yeah like you don't even need a healer in FFXIV tanking most times

you can just wall to wall pull and be fine even if the healer is eating paste

[thick coyote]

Healers getting out of their 9 to 5 to hop on their 9 to 5

[formal mortar]

Tanking is really a knowledge test in that game

[marsh iris]

i mean i still do my best, if you die you die, it is what it is

[formal mortar]

Healing in ff14 though is tougher

[shell goblet]

goob morning to specifically 40,000 of you warhammerers

the other 89,813, figure it out, idk

[hazy valley]

I love healing in FFXIV but that's not impressive because I main WHM so I'm playing the baby easy class

[formal mortar]

Gotta spam them heals but oh no, you healed too much and now you're the target

[marsh iris]

(a few of them might actually be dead irl)

[formal mortar]

Had to keep yelling at our healer to not attack enemies

Because there was a level range where if the healer attacks enemies they can easily pull the aggro

[shell goblet]

yk in large public/official discords like this it never really dawns on me what percentage of the members list is actually fucking deceased

until like just now

[hazy valley]

I'm actually a ghost

I died years ago but I'm still chatting over discord

[marsh iris]

same

[shell goblet]

frieren reference 🥰🥰

[visual vortex]

We've all been dead for the past 15 years and you stopped taking you meds

[waxen sleet]

The Ghost in the Machine

[hazy valley]

if I could only be so lucky

[tired inlet]

Steam Friend List
"Hey, we should play zombies sometime"
You:
"Yeah, just say when"
(Read: September 28, 2014)

[shell goblet]

im like if they took a girls medication away

[marsh iris]

feels

[visual vortex]

Yeah you're schizophrenic and imagining us talking to you is helping you cope with a massive server population loss

[shell goblet]

i know i have a few lost friends on my xbox friend list for sure,,

[shell goblet]

i love dead internet theory

[visual vortex]

Me too

[fiery wave]

I play healer because I know DPS role is flooded. Is why I usually can play spell DPSers if needed. That and I choose who lives or dies.

[hazy valley]

you have to let us go the accident wasn't your fault

[visual vortex]

Except we're real

I lromise

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Lacey didnt mean it

[twin flower]

Its just the games version of a new realm iirc

[visual vortex]

It's okay lacey 🙌

We forgive you

[shell goblet]

the voices

[elder merlin]

Im not real, i died 20 years ago, you have to let me go

[twin flower]

in the games lore its where they sent slain vikings to further hone them for Ragnarok

[hazy valley]

Queue times are why I first got into healing too tbh but I have a lot more fun playing spell DPS

[waxen sleet]

As have I, most are friends from highschool... or were? Is the proper grammar for dead friends "are" or "were"? Do you stop being friends when the friend is dead?

[elder merlin]

Lacey

[hazy kestrel]

Yesn’t

[marsh iris]

chat having sad dark humor

right at home

[fiery wave]

Yep, samething in sense, just different targets, heh.

[visual vortex]

I miss you everyday 😢

[marsh iris]

😭

[shell goblet]

i guess it depends on how you structure the rest of the sentence. concept of friendship not ending with one's death is entirely personal similar to religion.

but i like to believe i can still think of them as a friend in spirit

[hazy valley]

Fashion is the true end game and healers/spellcaster DPS have the best outfits imo

[shell goblet]

THATS ME

[crude hull]

What if...hear me out....

We're the good guys?

[hazy kestrel]

Impossible

[crude hull]

Darn

[hazy valley]

Can I be evil instead then?

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

we were'nt?

[visual vortex]

What if... head me out....

[hazy valley]

You can be good

[elder merlin]

Whatchu up to?

[visual vortex]

My nipples itched?

[twin flower]

head

[visual vortex]

Head

[crude hull]

Sure why not.

[marsh iris]

head him

[hazy valley]

Let me join Chaos. I want to join the weird Trappers because it's clown behavior running into an active firefight giggling like an idiot with a fucking net launcher

[waxen sleet]

I like that, like a widow or widower doesn't have an Ex... their partner just simply passed away

[visual vortex]

Me going on the gum adventure after giving the homeless man $5

[crude hull]

I never really understood the chaos apologists in universe though.

[elder merlin]

I wish we could get a game where we could play as chaos forces, that arent just space marines

[crude hull]

Because to me the imperium is better by comparison.

[twin flower]

apologists?

[shell goblet]

jus readin chat while i wake up :3 gotta put more of my room together when my wifey wakes up hehe

[hazy valley]

I don't either tbh. They're evil just embrace it.

[elder merlin]

I see

[waxen sleet]

Not much different than a Reject in prison PJs with a Combat Knife mowing down hordes while cackling

[crude hull]

Well like the ones that say chaos is genuinely better to have loyalty too than the imperium because the imperium uses you.

[delicate vapor]

[crude hull]

But like...chaos does the same thing.

[hazy valley]

Any game where you play as a Chaos Guardsman and Space Marines have appeared is now a horror game

[hazy valley]

True. I need a clown costume for Darktide

[crude hull]

They just give you false promises and offer you weakness with lies and promises of peace which is just thinly veiled toxic manipulation.

[elder merlin]

One day

[delicate vapor]

why you lookin with them big ol eyes

[waxen sleet]

That's just Hive Scum Cosmetics

[hazy valley]

I am begging Fatshark for a clown costume

[shell goblet]

exactly ! in a way it's all just a different way of coping or grieving. there's no right or wrong way, whichever helps you sleep at night and wake up in the morning no matter which connections are active in your life at once 💗

[hazy valley]

surely if they see my big eyes they will do it

[shell goblet]

imma be gaming a little later once we finish up tho ! are you EU ?

[elder merlin]

How much later? I usually goto sleep in a hour or so

[visual vortex]

Fatshark next update replaces the opening the cinematic with Tinycatbighat getting her eyes burnt out by fryer grease

[tulip kettle]

Hello Paul

[hazy valley]

I need it on Vet so whenever I see someone shooting a Crusher with a Recon I can mock them by wearing the clown costume and standing next to them to shoot the Crusher too

[shell goblet]

some of the cosmetics for psyker in commodores vestures are damn close

[hazy valley]

"Damn we have so much in common bestie"

[fiery wave]

Also very true, hilariously enough.

[tulip kettle]

Hive scum

[tulip kettle]

I can't wait for Rannick to get shot

[hazy valley]

Canonical Moebian 21st intro

[shell goblet]

omg lol yeah we're probably gonna miss you today then because setting up is gonna take us a few more hours and i gotta run out to my storage locker :(

[dawn current]

What is Warhammer Skulls? Is it an event? Stream?

[elder merlin]

Unfortunate, im free saturday and sunday night though

[hazy valley]

a lot of the cosmetic patterns there are SO goofy

[shell goblet]

it's only 10:30 am for me- are you in australia or oceania ????

[waxen sleet]

Only if there is cometic that turns the weapons into balloon animals... so the lasgun looks like you're letting the air out of it.

[shell goblet]

so sorry friend 💗💗💗

[hazy valley]

Me screaming "What animal do you want your balloon to be?" before I am gunned down by the Moebian 6th

[fiery wave]

Joke is, isn't that the Imperium if you aren't the top 1% in sense?

[visual vortex]

I am the 1%

The golden throne is very cozy

[hazy valley]

ngl before I got into 40k I always thought it was just a universe based off the meme of "are we the baddies?" and the dude is wearing a hat with skulls and spikes and blood on it and you genuinely can't tell what faction they belong to

[elder merlin]

Its 10:40am here

Im in New York

[visual vortex]

New york

☹️

[marsh iris]

i apologize on behalf of chaos

[hazy kestrel]

Ay, I’m walkin’ ere’!

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Cos everyone seems to be baddies to some other PoV

[elder merlin]

Shut up, fish freak

[hazy valley]

I still have trouble telling Loyalist Space Marine chapters from Traitor Space Marine chapters

they look the same to me

except for the REALLY OBVIOUS ONES

like Nurgle's Death Guard

[delicate vapor]

Spikes and musks flies

[twin flower]

I guess it would like depend on the context or the writer, I think there were instances in some of the Gaunts Ghost novels that mention a highly organized chaos cult belonging to Khorne, oddly enough they werent like.. mindless ragers or whatever, they even had a system of meritocracy

[fiery wave]

Latter doesn't work for the other gods.

[hazy valley]

Blood Angels in a Black Rage vs Khornate Berserker and I can't tell who is who

[hazy kestrel]

Blood Pact

[visual vortex]

Chapter icon

[hazy valley]

I'm still learning those

[twin flower]

traitor ones have more spikes on them

-# weirdly enough..

[fiery wave]

I mean, it's really the writers. And which propaganda PoV are you reading from.

[hazy valley]

imagine being in the Imperial Guard and you have to consult a chart that lists number of spikes as the walking tank sprints at you faster than most vehicles

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

"I think I've figure it ou-" splat

[hazy valley]

seeing Iron Within and those Guardsmen who tried to salute before getting turned into paste like

???

what could they have possibly done

[twin flower]

one other feature i can think of is traitor marines still have the older marks of space marine armors

[hazy valley]

they were going to die either way

[marsh iris]

just check the kneepads nowadays

[crude hull]

Yes but the difference is at least in the imperium the odds of your soul being eternally recycled from awful chaos gods is far less likely after you die. With chaos? It's guaranteed.

[twin flower]

or the studded shoulder pads

[delicate vapor]

or helmet

[twin flower]

i actually havent seen that one yet

[marsh iris]

primaris kneepads, loyal... not sure if theres primaris chaos

[twin flower]

imagine

[hazy valley]

it was a very good watch imo

and also not a huge time commitment

[visual vortex]

Space marines in the lore are rarw

[marsh iris]

these kneepads are for loyal boys club only!

[hazy valley]

I had a friend upset about something that happened with the Dark Eldar but I don't know Dark Eldar lore enough to understand why they were mad

[twin flower]

I should give it a go, idk where to watch it tho, i dont have warhmmer tv

[elder merlin]

[visual vortex]

So guardsman usually salute space marines regardless of being heretical or not because of their presence and seeing one is a blessing

[hazy valley]

I've successfully commit crimes by streaming Warhammer tv stuff with friends

I would offer to do so here but I would get sniped by mods 100%

and I like it here

[visual vortex]

Ill give you the full fnaf movie for the bolter show

[twin flower]

do be like that, even the newer ones i had to kinda be a 🏴‍☠️ about it

[hazy valley]

The Hammer and Bolter thing?

I haven't watched it but I heard it was bad

or at least the animation was bad

idk about the story

[twin flower]

its like a slideshow fr

might just be me

the newer ones are okay i think, tho ive only seen trailers of it

looks marginally better than the older ones anyway

[hazy valley]

honestly considering the Guardsmen were facing Dark Eldar it is a blessing to get crushed to death by Chaos Space Marines over being turned into a Dark Eldar's newest meat puppet

[shell goblet]

oh do u work night shift ?

[elder merlin]

Yup

[ember nimbus]

hammer and bolter is actually really cool if you dont give a fuck about the animation

its obviously low budget

i like the episode about the book

[jade edge]

Hi Ogryn enjoyers !
I have a question about the ps5 version. I bought the game with my bro account so we can both play the game. Will it works with the DLC (arbites and hive scum class )?

[twin flower]

you'd think they put a lil more elbow grease on it with how much plastic cracc they sell

[elder merlin]

I still havent beaten it cause i got lost in that one walkway portal labryinth

So i stopped playing it

[ember nimbus]

i meant the show not boltgun

[visual vortex]

Someone out there in this server prays every night for the Dark Eldar to be real

🫩

[ember nimbus]

im almost done with boltgun now i started the last chapter yesterday

[visual vortex]

I just xant prove it yet

[shell goblet]

RIPPPPPPPP GAHD DAMN

[elder merlin]

Ah, i misread "Bolter" as "Boltgun"

[twin flower]

bolbgun

[ember nimbus]

woah

[hazy valley]

I wish the Harlequins were real