general-chat

[lapis halo]

Our whole prison system, and prison systems in general, is so unbelievably disgusting and inhumane. Like I read about the conditions in southern U.S. jails and it’s absolutely abhorrent

But it will never not upset me that people in jail for petty drug offenses still aren’t released. Like arresting someone for having an addiction instead of getting them help??

[obtuse oak]

But you're not super far from a population hotspot anywhere you go

[visual vortex]

Nah they have horse carriages

Ive seen the amish

[stuck crescent]

Bought cider

[obtuse oak]

I'm talking about Europe

[vivid zinc]

Same, pear cider and dabs

[obtuse oak]

The Amish are more old fashioned than any of us

[heavy mango]

Gross

They should not do that

[fiery wave]

Honestly? No change if you don't abuse some jank interaction. Otherwise if you do, nerf. They just broke more things and didn't fix the broken bots

[visual vortex]

They don't have carriages and horses in europe?

[stuck crescent]

The no technology people?

Seen them once while visiting da's family

They're funneh

[visual vortex]

I LOVE the amish

[vivid zinc]

Amish are neat. It's the Hueterites that are really fucking weird lol

[steep patrol]

Is Ogryn spawn % reduction noticeable?

[stuck crescent]

They make decent pipe tobacco

[visual vortex]

This one beautiful amish girl sold my family a 30lb rabbit to cook

I like them

[hazy kestrel]

The Amish seem cool

[ancient violet]

Amish when they put tail lights on their carriages 😈

[hazy kestrel]

Never met an Amish person

[marsh iris]

real men cry and bawl out loud

[obtuse oak]

We've had a series of neoliberal governments that believe in free market capitalism so they offer the regional bus line contracts to companies and they're increasingly less interested in running the lines that aren't profitable

[hazy kestrel]

So true

[obtuse oak]

Obviously

[visual vortex]

There's a lot in Michigan further up

[obtuse oak]

I could've told them that

[stuck crescent]

I just got thatchers

[vivid zinc]

noice

[obtuse oak]

Public transport should be nationalised.

[ancient violet]

Public transportation? Ewew gross
Give me 500k Hummers 😈

[stuck crescent]

Don't tell that to thatcher

[fiery wave]

Yes, if you play havoc. More bulwarks now.

[sly quest]

Like… war… hummers?

[lapis halo]

Warhummer 500K

[marsh iris]

humpers

[steep patrol]

Oh man, I prefer facing crushers over bulwarks lmao

[visual vortex]

Thumper

[stuck crescent]

There's only space marines now

[hazy kestrel]

Krumper

[marsh iris]

can we go back to humping

[stuck crescent]

No

[visual vortex]

Krumpt

[hazy kestrel]

No

[heavy mango]

is saying "i want to kill the rich and powerful" political

[marsh iris]

damn 😔

[visual vortex]

No that's gay or something

[stuck crescent]

Somewhat

[lapis halo]

space marine guy in a massive hummer blowing up a car next to him because it wouldn’t let him cut in front of him in traffic

[fiery wave]

Dunno, but I do see more bulwarks now in most modes.

[lilac crag]

there's alot more crowd variety now. Rager Raves, Mauler Mondays, Reaper Rock, etc. it's very noticeable

[paper tiger]

its only political if you do it, otherwise its just hot air

[lilac crag]

as for havoc; I've been facing less ogryn enemies altogether

[visual vortex]

This server blows a lot of hot air

[marsh iris]

thanks chat, mwah

[stuck crescent]

Just like my ex

[lilac crag]

we could start a zeppelin with it tbh

[visual vortex]

Yes

Big flying balloon

🤤

[hazy kestrel]

Zeppelins are cool

Bring them back

[stuck crescent]

No

[lilac crag]

they're a mechanical horror

[visual vortex]

I like the one from cuphead

[steep patrol]

That's good.

I assume infantry lasgun vet is having a better time with less bulwarks and crushers around

[lilac crag]

Vet stocks have gone up brother

[marsh iris]

lead zeppelins?

[steep patrol]

Sold. I am reinstalling rn

[hazy kestrel]

Yesn’t.

[lilac crag]

no longer need to spam krakks

can just grab your lasgun and hit heads all day long

[visual vortex]

Vet is best

[sly quest]

Give that slug a true

[visual vortex]

When in doubt

Bet on vet

[south valve]

Kong

sorry

[jaunty path]

People will still complain

[lilac crag]

IT WAS A MISINPUT

[jaunty path]

smokes supremacy

[lilac crag]

smokeslop

[south valve]

YOU CALM DOWN

[steep patrol]

We playing Mahjong now?

[visual vortex]

Skull island bug scene

Giant leech

[south valve]

Giant spider

[sly quest]

Hayio smoker

[south valve]

the only scene I member

[sly quest]

Weird looking puppy you have there

[visual vortex]

Giant piranha

[south valve]

🚬

[visual vortex]

Giant walking bamboo sticks

[south valve]

This isn't me saying a slur btw

[lilac crag]

HI ALICE!!!!!

[hasty wadi]

Let’s go

Admech

[limpid vigil]

If skiitarii is the next class im learning photoshop to insult em for funsies

[visual vortex]

Where?

[hasty wadi]

Teaser

[visual vortex]

Oh there was a teaser?

When?

[hazy valley]

Honestly I'm just really impressed how well the 21st have held their own against the 6th and Admonition when we have Chaos Spawn, Beasts of Nurgle, Daemonhosts and Plague Ogryns running rampant through the streets

[hasty wadi]

Like an hour ago

[limpid vigil]

Today for skulls

[visual vortex]

Nahh fr?

[hazy valley]

So many of them are infected and they haven't fallen to corruption

[limpid vigil]

No it's not french

[placid kiln]

everyone please look to #darktide-pics-vids

[hasty wadi]

Showed a servo skull

[lilac crag]

HI CAT!!!!!!!

[hasty wadi]

Flying towards smoke and blue lights

Skitari guns shoot blue

[limpid vigil]

Peetari

[visual vortex]

It on their youtube?

[hazy valley]

The 6th betrayed the Imperium and sold their souls to Nurgle when faced with overwhelming odds. The 21st are dying in droves and still showing up ready for the next fight

[hasty wadi]

I think

[limpid vigil]

I'm gonna make peetarii

[hazy valley]

HI ALEX!!!!!!!!

[visual vortex]

Nahhh u playin homie

Fr?

Nahhh

[lilac crag]

looking forward to skulls?

[hasty wadi]

No look up darktide teaser

[south valve]

Servo skull class?

[limpid vigil]

Skulls is the next day after my last final - SCORE

[visual vortex]

Fr?

[south valve]

I wanna scan things!

[visual vortex]

Ongong?

No cap?

[hasty wadi]

Look it up

[graceful hamlet]

Skitarii supremacy

[visual vortex]

Nahhhh u playin homie

[limpid vigil]

Scanner sombre? Nah scanner hombre!

[hazy valley]

Very much so. I love the Moebian 21st so it happening on the 21st of May is amazing. Plus the clear teaser of AdMech in that trailer almost feels like the trailer was made for people just like me

[hasty wadi]

Please give the giant at rifle

[graceful hamlet]

What if the Skitarii beeped when he should’ve booped? 😔

[hazy valley]

I have no stake in any other 40k games

[limpid vigil]

He tztzyzhxhzhzjxh

[visual vortex]

Dow4 and total war 40k

[hazy valley]

But the Darktide stuff is what I will be watching with immense interest

[lilac crag]

we should play on update day. I don't stay around the server during big content drops so good thing I have you added

[hazy valley]

I will warn you that I will definitely suck with how rusty I am LOL

[limpid vigil]

Been playing far far west a lot and it got me thinking how good we have it with no snakes

[visual vortex]

I havent played darktide in like 1-2 weeks

[sly quest]

KITTY HELLO KITTY PSPSPPS

[hazy valley]

I still haven't played much recently with how busy life is lately

[lilac crag]

I don't care!!!!! I play with anyone at any difficulty

I'm not a picky player

[hazy valley]

I barely have any personal time

[visual vortex]

Same

Betyer than hd2 ragdoll tho

[lilac crag]

let's have FUN!!!!! FUN, CAT!!!!!!

[true widget]

hello everynyan

[lilac crag]

hi sam

[hazy valley]

HELLO ALICE

[limpid vigil]

There is a chance i will be a bit late since mum insisted on going to a store

[true widget]

hi alex

[graceful hamlet]

Just bounce between Darktide and space marine 2. Shrimple

[sly quest]

Hello sammy 4

[limpid vigil]

Like my back after locking tf in

[sly quest]

Too much work. Merge them together

[hazy valley]

If I end up with free time that day sure. The Skulls stuff starts 9 am on a Thursday for me. That's a hard thing to try to watch in the middle of the week on a work day

[true widget]

hello alice 👋👋👋

[true widget]

this is true

[limpid vigil]

Spacetidemarine2dark

[lilac crag]

the update is going to be far, likely in June just fyi

[graceful hamlet]

True, when are they adding stunlock and dodge rolls to Darktide

[lilac crag]

thank u for backing me up Sammy

[hazy valley]

Oh true

[sly quest]

Too many words, make it shorter

[hazy valley]

June might be better for me but it depends because we have a really big name convention in early June and I will be extra busy

[graceful hamlet]

Skulls is such a khorny name for a 40k event

[lilac crag]

its OK nerd we can just adjust to ur schedule

[true widget]

warhamr

June whats happening in june

[hazy valley]

Don't bend over backwards for me! If the stars align I will pop in for games

[true widget]

whats going on in june

[hazy valley]

Idk what region everyone plays on either

[lilac crag]

worry not oomf!!!!!!!!

[hazy valley]

I am NA-West

[lilac crag]

i do not bend over backwards for no one but 2 ppl in my life anyway

[hazy valley]

Idk if they separate NA-West and NA-East anymore

Or if it is just NA

[true widget]

mario,, and luigi..

[sly quest]

There we go.

[lilac crag]

they do separate it

[hazy valley]

Ah ok

[lilac crag]

yo mama and yo papa

[hazy valley]

Also be back in like 30 min

Gotta wrap up a bit more work before my lunch break

[true widget]

gasps

what the FUCK

[lilac crag]

owned. loser..

[true widget]

I cant repost.. not fair

[south valve]

Bing chilling

[modern elm]

Whamer 4k tide

[sly quest]

For why

[vivid zinc]

warhammer 16bit tide

[somber stream]

Imagine being human and have to go to work lol

[south valve]

Imagine being alienated from your labour

[vivid zinc]

I gotta rejoin the work force shortly

[somber stream]

Aliens should kidnap me or something

[cosmic burrow]

skulls may 21st

[visual vortex]

Aliens should let me kill and eat one of their kind

With a big tribal spear

[somber stream]

There are Alien jerky in Area 51

Have your fill fish

[visual vortex]

Alien jerky?

[somber stream]

Alien jerky

[visual vortex]

Licht confirmed to listen to Bob lazar on the joe rogan show

[somber stream]

Who are those

[visual vortex]

😏

Dont worry bbg

Dont u worry

[somber stream]

I get my source directly from my dreams

[lilac crag]

same

[formal mortar]

Imagine never eating alien jerky

[true widget]

cough

hey guys

[formal mortar]

Cover your mouth next time

[steel wind]

I think the teaser teases admech with radiation gun

[visual vortex]

Nah

[sleek harness]

No

[visual vortex]

Beetle class

[sleek harness]

It's the Smyker class

[formal mortar]

I think it teases wrong opinions til release

[steel wind]

what is a smyker

[visual vortex]

Ladybug deluxe skin

😏

[sleek harness]

Pyskers who spam smite

[formal mortar]

Thought it was psykers who smooched heretics

[true widget]

what tease

[sleek harness]

I am still going to kill you Sid

[true widget]

where

am I stupid

[formal mortar]

Sure you are

[sly quest]

Wooow not so nice of you, sid.

[formal mortar]

That was to skaven

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[formal mortar]

Not the samster

Also I dunno of what tease sam

And i am lagging because walking to work

[sleek harness]

Skulls Event 2026 trailer

Theres a teaser for the new class trailer

Or update

[formal mortar]

Ill have to check it out when i get home in 8 to 10 hours

Have fun everyone

[south valve]

Servo skull class

[minor elbow]

Any idea what the teaser for next week is?

[proven basin]

I’m eating a jersey mikes sub

[true widget]

where is the teaser where do I watch it

frowns

am I stupid

no guys dont tell me I'll find it

dw,,

[proven basin]

Are you guys jealous

It has bacon on it

[sly quest]

They are making me the new emperor.

[somber stream]

Jealousy is filling me to the brim

[true widget]

I am so fucking jealous rn

bacon bacon bacon

[somber stream]

Don't stroke me

[sly quest]

HELLO??????

I’m sorry?☹️

[somber stream]

Much better

[south valve]

Normalise slapping each other as a sign of respect

[somber stream]

Shork ping

[digital egret]

😂

[glacial shoal]

that was a link of all time

[cobalt harbor]

skitarii tomorrow

[glacial shoal]

lmao

[south valve]

👀

[true widget]

oh hey its the teaser

[digital egret]

Shark ghost pinging

[zealous viper]

oh its mechanicus

[glacial shoal]

holy moly that's a spicy teaser

[wet swift]

what the fuck is this 10 second video

[glacial shoal]

👀

[edgy plover]

admech guys it's happening i saw lightning

[cobalt lichen]

Mechanicus when

[untold abyss]

[violet marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1025001391988682773/1384576772242407554/attachment.gif

[glacial shoal]

[maiden gorge]

round 2 of no mechanius lets goooooooo

[delicate kite]

not the fucking admech, wheres ork boy class

[somber stream]

The skull flew at mach fuck

[delicate kite]

ORK BOY

IS REAL

[south valve]

There's a servo skull so... 👀

[brittle oracle]

Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah

[cobalt lichen]

My beloved told me it will be Skitarii

[spare cliff]

admech confirmed those seem like the skitarrii rifles ive apparently never heard of before due to apparent braindeath

[visual vortex]

Thank goodness they sent an 11 second teaser

[astral scaffold]

does anyone know when skulls is?

[visual vortex]

For a sec i thought it'd be 7 seconds

[spare cliff]

22nd iirc?

[south valve]

do skitarii have servo skulls?

[glacial shoal]

damn even the subtitles guy cooked with a 10 second teaser

[edgy plover]

very generous

[wet swift]

well yeah they already have datamined that there is a class incoming anyway it's just about when

[brittle oracle]

Thursday may 21st, says it in the video description.

[glacial shoal]

21st of may 9am pst

according to description

[visual vortex]

The subtitles guy is the true hero of the imperium

[astral scaffold]

thank you, didnt see

[true widget]

RUGHT NOW

[true widget]

RIGHT NOW

[glacial shoal]

real

[true widget]

PLEASE FARTSHART

[glacial shoal]

literally me

[south valve]

...

[keen dagger]

what is the teaser teasing

[sly quest]

Keep dreaming lil buddy

[astral scaffold]

apart from admech or skiti, waht could iot be

[digital ivy]

I see the Admech fans are being normal... /s

[visual vortex]

Keep dreaming lil' chuddy

[brittle oracle]

all my homies love [Visceral thud]

[sly quest]

I thought you were a Dwarf

[somber stream]

Why is Moebian 21st getting all the spotlight, some love for 53rd please

[outer helm]

I was trying to stay dead man....

[digital egret]

Tech marine, surely.

[long vessel]

what was that teaser

[visual vortex]

Morbian 21st better

[glacial shoal]

why not both

[formal wharf]

CLEARLY its captain titus

[long vessel]

effin did you see it

[drifting hedge]

man, skulls time already?

[frank relic]

praise be to the omnissiah, for new rejects shall walk the Path of the Machine

[digital egret]

CLEARLY

[mystic jackal]

moebian 21st my beloved

[ionic seal]

assuming the figure isn't a red herring, the spikes on the shoulder are generally indicative of heretic corruption

[astral scaffold]

its ratlings, gotta be

[formal wharf]

actually wait no its calgar

[sly quest]

Pick a struggle…

[coral whale]

Looks like a rapid fire lasgun

[glacial shoal]

[upbeat turtle]

man that didnt show SHIT obviously trazyn the infinite

[sly quest]

Leave some for the rest of us

[formal wharf]

its actually me guys

[glacial shoal]

fine....

[somber stream]

Smart pants over here dirty stimmed half their regiment to pox walkers

[formal wharf]

im the new darktide class

[mystic jackal]

21st repping in the big 26

[sly quest]

Good lil dude

[glacial shoal]

ty

[upbeat turtle]

thank you lorelius hogglefart

[sly quest]

THEIR NAME IS

OBESESHAT

[formal wharf]

your welcome

[sly quest]

GET IT RIGHT

[coral whale]

Might be a scion, or a sister of battle?

[pine umbra]

havoc friends, does book do anything against blight?

[formal wharf]

NO SISTERS OF BATTLE

[coral whale]

Or its a tech priest with its robot

[formal wharf]

😠

[upbeat turtle]

well he responded to lorelius hogglefart

[somber stream]

Sisters is at the end of Q4 trust

[foggy wagon]

guys, what is skulls?

[sly quest]

ONE TRILLION SISTERS OF BATTLE

[tight wagon]

you thought it was skitarii but it was I! new dlc class cosmetics!

[true widget]

DUDE DUDE DUDECDUDECDUDUXEUDUDHDUDUDUEUDEUDYEUF7E

[astral scaffold]

what are the assasin ones called again

[spare cliff]

im personally hyped for admech but i hope that dlc classes go on the backburner for a bit after this and they put some more weapons for existing classes and some new maps next

[coral whale]

I think its more than likely its admech.

[formal wharf]

its actually a trailer for the new fortnite collab

[upbeat turtle]

me wgen transonic blade in the files

[coral whale]

Or scions

[scarlet vector]

As much as I want to wield an arc rifle or whatever other mechanicus weapons they would bring in, that sillouette really did not look mechanicus

[true widget]

NOOOOOOOO 💢💢💢

[sly quest]

YATTTTAAA

[coral whale]

Because sisters wouldnt be using laser weaponry

[brittle oracle]

Can't believe they're finally adding a jokaero to darktide

[jaunty basin]

Skitarii tommorow?

[sly quest]

CATBOY CLASS TOMORROW

[digital ivy]

Don't do that... Don't give me hope...

[true widget]

there was a sillouhette i cant see shit

im blind

[coral whale]

So its probably admech / scions

[ripe tangle]

@somber stream you alive?

[sly quest]

John darktide tomorrow

[spare cliff]

also sisters would basically be premium zealot so unlikely aside from the power they have

[somber stream]

The very foundation of humanity is built on HOPE

[solid harbor]

Teaser, Teaser go away, make the server get locked down another day

[astral scaffold]

officio assasinorum. think it would be tough

[somber stream]

Also yes i am alive, unfortunately

[coral whale]

Yeah I doubt its sisters now I think about it.

[jaunty basin]

indeed we need John.D.T

[hazy valley]

I would love to play a Sister of the Orders Hospitaller

[ripe tangle]

It’s 27°C out, and I just ate a fat burrito

[coral whale]

It would but its not them, too much firepower.

[hazy valley]

Let me play cute battle medic

[sly quest]

John skulls tomorrow.

[ripe tangle]

and now I’m drinking a Horchata

[upbeat turtle]

stop body shaming

[formal wharf]

a skiitari, ogryrn, abrittrator and psyker all working together would be the funniest thing ever

[ripe tangle]

life is good rn

[formal wharf]

literally like the worst team up

[keen relic]

Any form of admech PLEASE.

[somber stream]

Horchata sounds familiar...

[sly quest]

The burrito is into that dw

[coral whale]

My votes on admech

Or scion

[somber stream]

Some sort of, Indian beverage?

[upbeat turtle]

oh alr

[jaunty basin]

I'm hammering it so gard it start a war and hammering it 39999

[upbeat turtle]

🫃

[ripe tangle]

Mexican

[true widget]

guys the new class is actually!!!!!!!! The. Sisters of silenc

[sly quest]

WHY ARE YOU PREGNANT WHAT

[sly quest]

PLEASE

[somber stream]

Close enough, seems like you're having a blast Lucia

[true widget]

keep dreaming little BUDDY

HAAWWHAEEHAWHAWHAWHAAW

[somber stream]

No work this day?

[upbeat turtle]

im giving birth?????

[ripe tangle]

it’s made from rice, milk, sugar, and cinnamon

[heavy mango]

I did it

[ripe tangle]

Nope

[scarlet vector]

the most prominent sound clip from that is also just someone shouting "death to the false emperor", so, you know, if that is the new class, we are getting an example of inquisitors employing non loyalists

[sly quest]

Congratulations

[somber stream]

Enjoy the day off

[heavy mango]

You're next

[sly quest]

PLEASE NO????

[heavy mango]

Congrats

Ur pregnant man now

[sly quest]

… actually thank you 🫃

[somber stream]

Also it came to me in a dream, the class after Sisters of battle is Aeldari corsair

[hazy valley]

Stop getting people pregnant

[upbeat turtle]

we must toich bellies to make a super baby

[heavy mango]

Get mpregged

[glacial shoal]

I hope yall are having a good day btw

[hazy valley]

[obtuse oak]

Even if it isn't, it's in violation of several other rules

[green beacon]

my warhammers skulls

[waxen sleet]

Anybody else having a day?

[umbral grove]

You feel it? That skitarii? I can smell it

[hazy valley]

I parry the pregnancy

[upbeat turtle]

somebody impregnate him

[glacial shoal]

[heavy mango]

Is it against the rules to say "I want the rich and powerful to lose their money and power" at least

[sly quest]

I will get YOU pregnant

[obtuse oak]

Nnnnno probably not

[glacial shoal]

[obtuse oak]

Pregananant

Preganté

[peak berry]

thats a lot of pregnancy

[umbral grove]

Which Chaos god would threaten you with pregnancy

[obtuse oak]

Pregnart

[heavy mango]

perganet

[somber stream]

Pregnort

[umbral grove]

Nurgle?

[upbeat turtle]

hank remains unpregnarted

[glacial shoal]

prego

[true widget]

pregunte

[sly quest]

Congratulations you’re pregnant now

[umbral grove]

Or Tzeentch?

[heavy mango]

No. Nurgle is a permavirgin

[somber stream]

Purgent

[obtuse oak]

I love how everyone knows this video

[peak berry]

):

[obtuse oak]

The internet is beautiful

[umbral grove]

Slaneesh?

[vivid prairie]

what is that humngous sound

in the trailer

it sounds like me when i poop

[glacial shoal]

if you haven't seen luigi board are you really an internet dweller

[vivid prairie]

painfull and bloody

[umbral grove]

Yeah but like rebirth is his thing

[upbeat turtle]

what have I done

[waxen sleet]

Plaguebearer Daemon

[heavy mango]

Nurgle has had a whole ass eldar goddess chained up in his shitty hut for 5 billion years and still hasn't had sex

[sly quest]

It’s the baby in your tummy kicking actually. Congratulations on your pregnancy

[upbeat turtle]

theres too much pregnant

abd now the world will be over populated

[obtuse oak]

Nurgle would make you the beautifully flatulent host of a grotesque and improbably expanding clutch of rotflies

[vivid prairie]

did you put it in there

[obtuse oak]

Tzeentch would make you pregnant to fuck over your life plans and force Change on you

[vivid prairie]

like see horses?

[round wedge]

Powder that makes you say skiitari

[upbeat turtle]

🤤

[heavy mango]

Ok but that's like parasitism though

[waxen sleet]

Slaanesh.

[sly quest]

Yes

[glacial shoal]

[analog pasture]

will it hurt the baby top of his head??

[vivid prairie]

how are we going to name them?

[hazy valley]

Ohmygosh quintuplets!!!

[umbral grove]

Would she make you take pleasure off the proccess?

[hazy valley]

So lucky

[obtuse oak]

Slaanesh seems obvious on the face of it because haha sex but pregnancy actually has nothing to do with her domain

[sly quest]

Lucas the third

[waxen sleet]

Pain is pleasure, in excess even

[vivid prairie]

what about the other 4 ?

[heavy mango]

Misbehaving children best behave themselves, lest they end up on my pottery wheel!!!! (I will turn their soft spots into a bowl)

[sly quest]

Woooowww ok cheater. So who’s the third?

[upbeat turtle]

what about pregnert a bunch of times

[umbral grove]

Like that one fucked up lore entry of the DnD Drows

[fair bridge]

i do not think i can get this steering wheel working in darktide

[waxen sleet]

Elite Ball Knowledge

[sly quest]

Thankfully…?

[coral whale]

Ya know its refreshing to see someone understand slannesh isnt all sex but instead excess

[fair bridge]

this is the most annoying thing i've ever worked on

[analog pasture]

Mmmm, octomom is a kind of excess

[heavy mango]

No, that's skaven. Unfortunately I think I will get banned if I talk more about that subject

[somber stream]

You're not trying hard enough

[upbeat turtle]

warhammer fantasy makes me cry

[somber stream]

Visit Darksouls forums for guide

[sly quest]

Why do you have the evil exe pfp

[upbeat turtle]

then i remember demon culaba

[somber stream]

THEY MADE IT WORK ON A POTATO

[vivid prairie]

no you made me pregnant with 4 babies

i can feel them

[hazy valley]

Aren't the noise marines Slaneshi

[analog pasture]

Because it gets better models and rules than 40k?

[coral whale]

Ye

[upbeat turtle]

no because it sucks and is scary

[terse blade]

sorry Im busy what is the new trailer actually depicting

[sly quest]

Beautiful… oh… congratulations I gotta go grab some milk now…

[somber stream]

Teaser for admech

[analog pasture]

Me when I have blatantly incorrect opinions:

[fluid plover]

are we going to collectively trick ourselves again into thinking the new class will be admech and lose our shit when they reveal it isn't admech, but something entirely different? that was almost fun the last time

[somber stream]

You can briefly see a flying skull

[upbeat turtle]

i know you do

[umbral grove]

The eventual Fortnite collab

[vivid prairie]

oh wow typical hypergamous woman move okay

[thorn copper]

Tau

[upbeat turtle]

transsonic blade in the files moment

[vivid prairie]

it's okay i'll raise them strong like ogryn

[heavy mango]

wdym "trick"? we've already known it's admech for like 3 months now

[thorn shadow]

were gonna be able to play as the emperor

[somber stream]

The Emperor don't love you

[hazy valley]

Moebian 21st looking into a cloud of smoke. There's a brief glimpse of a servo skull as it flies through the smoke followed by the flash of either plasma or lightning and the outline of what appears to be heretics fleeing? Unclear. My guess is that the outline is actually a Combat Servitor and the Skitarii or Tech Adept is close behind to be revealed. Then the silhouette is just a red herring

[obtuse oak]

A-fucking-men

[somber stream]

I'm sorry that was mean . .

[coarse light]

it's just been confirmed: the new class with be playable ✅

[obtuse oak]

Okay I see the vision here.

[green beacon]

nah we'll finally be able to play as hank

[celest ingot]

I'm surprised the teaser doesn't hint towards ogryn nerfs

[obtuse oak]

A mom constantly having more and more babies because its never enoouughhh

That's pretty messed up

[true widget]

WOOHOO

[analog pasture]

What is scary and sucks about either fantasy setting?

[visual vortex]

Slaanesh confirmed to practice protection and safe sex?!?!?

[hazy valley]

Baby fever is scary dude

[fluid plover]

the new class will be some kind of guy with guns

[formal wharf]

theres also a possibility (not confirmed) that the new class will use weapons from 40k

[green beacon]

vet 3 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[analog pasture]

W h a t

[upbeat turtle]

i dont have billions of guys with laser guns fighting demons that they cant even comprehend

[analog pasture]

No way

[coral whale]

There is the one story of slanneshi actually failing to corrupt someone too and just bring impressed and blessing the love of the man and demonette

[merry harness]

New class is 3 nurglings in a commissar’s coat

[visual vortex]

People with babies are more likely to pay attention to cats because they have the same frequency for their meows as a baby cry

[upbeat turtle]

its just a pox walker actually

[hazy valley]

Can I just become a crazy cat lady

[obtuse oak]

I've had to talk my partner back down from the ledge lmao

[heavy mango]

anyways let me know if hope sticker makes its way in. i go cook food

byebye folks

[analog pasture]

The most surface level opinions possible

[green beacon]

I, Poxwalker

[formal wharf]

new class is a space marine but hes basicly a dreadnought worthy marine without the dreadnought

[obtuse oak]

We had our daughter 6 years ago but it was a pregnancy fraught with medical complications and we decided afterwards that we weren't doing that again

[upbeat turtle]

i didnt say it was complex and deep rooted

[thorn shadow]

new class is skaven

[sly quest]

You like it baby

[hazy valley]

I'm trying to talk back a friend from getting pregnant before we go to Blizzcon. I'm just trying to get her to wait until after September and it is so so hard 😭

[sly quest]

NO PLEASE

[upbeat turtle]

limbless space marine including no head

[analog pasture]

I wish

Rat man abhuman

[upbeat turtle]

wheres my albinos with bad luck

[obtuse oak]

Cut to a few years later and the fucking hormones have erased a bunch of her memories of how bad it was and she's got baby fever again??? Girl I was right there when you were in the hospital bed saying "never again"

[green beacon]

new class is obviously servo skull

[thorn shadow]

its actually how james workshop reveals that the skaven are in fact in 40k

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-nope-nope-nope-hell-no-tracy-morgan-gif-16821211832595719989

[formal wharf]

new class is CANCELLED

you get NOTHING

[hazy valley]

All the medical stuff behind pregnancy terrifies me tbh like the whole jabbing a needle in your spine and sometimes they miss and need you to be conscious during so they can properly put it in like??

[sly quest]

NEW CLASS CATBOYS AND PUPPGIRLS

[upbeat turtle]

infinite baby generation

[sly quest]

ENOUGH

[visual vortex]

Man sometimes i see women with like 4-5 kids

And i just gotta wonder how the hell they have money

[obtuse oak]

Oh yeah she was fully conscious for that and then the anesthesia made her throw up

[somber stream]

The only adhuman that will set foot in this house is Ogryn and Felinid

[fluid plover]

I don't care what they say at fat shark, but we will get our ratlings one day (they can't deny us much longer)

[hazy valley]

I think there's a medical thing behind that too? Idk it's wild how the human brain works to try to make us have babies

[somber stream]

Anything else gets the BOLTER

[obtuse oak]

Yeah

[green beacon]

vet 4 someday 🙏 🙏 🙏

[obtuse oak]

The mother brain does that to itself

Smoothes over the memories of how bad it was

So it can trick itself into doing it again

[merry harness]

What about Navigators? Or whatever their called

[visual vortex]

Brain confirmed to gaslight itself

[gilded tusk]

Guys...I think we are getting the Gene Stealer Cult..

[somber stream]

Those are just funky psyker

[visual vortex]

Nah that's darktide 2

[gilded tusk]

That's what comes to mind from looking at the trailer

[visual vortex]

Because 2 is more than one

[obtuse oak]

Yesn't

[sleek harness]

It's the dog shock ability don't worry about it

[visual vortex]

So for a darktide 2 they'd need more

[sleek harness]

It isn't a new class or anything

[obtuse oak]

Navigators are a distinct type of mutant

[analog pasture]

It is insane that it actually happens

[visual vortex]

Turn into funny flesh piles eventually

[somber stream]

Yes and mutants aren't abhuman

[gilded tusk]

Also, I heard one guy in the trailer scream something about a cult

[hazy valley]

The human body is so scary dude

Let me forsake the weakness of flesh

Flesh is scary

[green beacon]

darktide 2 will be when the moebians open a portal to the chaos wastes and the genestealers join as a new faction

[hazy valley]

I yearn for the comfort of steel

Iron endures

[visual vortex]

Surely you mean a biologically perfected form?

[hazy valley]

Give me my AdMech

[visual vortex]

We have to most advanced brains and sweat glands

[analog pasture]

None of the lanky void born?

[sly quest]

Can We at least have bunnythems

[merry harness]

What classifies as a mutant in Warhammer?

[gilded tusk]

Seriously, yall listen
Some guy is screaming
"itsa Gene Stealer Cult"

[visual vortex]

Besides we're not the only species to have multiple kids

[hazy valley]

I have far too much flesh and not nearly enough iron to even think of myself as anything close to perfection

[jaunty path]

Never again to what

[sleek harness]

Darktide 2 will have Malum Caedo

[visual vortex]

I would remove my nails in a heartbeat

[jaunty path]

I just got here :(

[gilded tusk]

Am I the only one who hears it? :<

[visual vortex]

But never destroy stained glass

[somber stream]

As the name suggested, unstable/unpredictable genetic deviation from the rest of humanity

[visual vortex]

Have a baby

Agai

[green beacon]

and and rannick will be an inn keeper

[visual vortex]

Again

[verbal pecan]

The servitor porta-potty class (ogryn grade) is finally here...

[jaunty path]

Oh

[hazy valley]

I would remove a lot of things given the chance. I would be as close to a full on robot as possible

[somber stream]

Whereas abhumans are sanctioned and stable sub-species

[visual vortex]

The entire thing is done in under 3 hours

[sleek harness]

Rannick is in a wheelchair in the second game

[jaunty path]

Yeah. I'm very glad I'm an only child

[obtuse oak]

to pregnancy

[jaunty path]

Yep

[green beacon]

zola outed as a psyker

[somber stream]

Who?

[sleek harness]

Least efficient veteran Ultramarine:

[hard gorge]

Zoleez nutz

[sly quest]

Bunny they/thems

[visual vortex]

The only time id borg myself up is because of injuries or out of hate and pettiness for someone just to be better than them

[analog pasture]

They're saying "Death to the False Emperor"

[sly quest]

Nonbinary buns

[somber stream]

I don't think bunny folk exist in 40k

[sly quest]

GET OOOOUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[visual vortex]

I hope not

[somber stream]

You can instead write a fanfic and post in AO3

[tired inlet]

Stay Awhile and Listen

[hard gorge]

Not yet
BIOLOGIS, GET ON IT

[jaunty path]

Click gif

[sleek harness]

Squint really hard at a Felinid

[visual vortex]

What gif

[obtuse oak]

how did ao3 become the abbreviation for "archive of our time" anyway

[visual vortex]

I dont see gif

[kind anvil]

Who then gets probably plasma'd or Volkite'd seeing the blue shine

[somber stream]

Why the fuck would humanity evole to bunny

[sly quest]

I can’t write for hell. I wish I could tho

[analog pasture]

Archive of Our Own?

[tired inlet]

AO3 is Archive Of Our Own

[obtuse oak]

or that

[visual vortex]

I thought it was archive of our own

[jaunty path]

Eh? It is? I thought it was archive of our own

[green beacon]

I thought it was own instead of time

[sleek harness]

Why did squirrel evolved into monkeys

[obtuse oak]

sorry

[analog pasture]

A O O O

[obtuse oak]

sorry

[sleek harness]

Think about that

[obtuse oak]

sorry

sorry

[analog pasture]

AO3

[sly quest]

Upgrade people… upgrade.

[hard gorge]

Same way how felinids are probably the result of genetic tampering

[jaunty path]

Hank spreading misinformation

[visual vortex]

It's okay hank

[jaunty path]

Good job.

[obtuse oak]

okay I think I got everyone.

[visual vortex]

We forgive you

[sly quest]

Gimme one more

[tired inlet]

EVERYONE PILE ON @obtuse oak RIGHT NOW

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE

[somber stream]

Hank burned the chat

[analog pasture]

PARNETS

[jaunty path]

We're killing you hank

[somber stream]

Repent

[hazy valley]

I think life would be better without needing to care so much about sleeping, eating, drinking, getting sick, etc. but like forsaking flesh has a host of maintenance rituals associated with it too so it is just trading one ritual for another

[visual vortex]

I dont really care about that fanfic stuff

[jaunty path]

I read only like

[visual vortex]

Nah i NEED the dedication of keeping my body cool

[jaunty path]

One ao3 thing from time to time

[visual vortex]

I survived the ice age cuz im so chill 🥶

[hazy valley]

That's called coolant

[obtuse oak]

the question remains

why is ao3 the abbreviation for archive of our own

[visual vortex]

I think it's an archival site for fanfic

[jaunty path]

Noh clu

[visual vortex]

Or something

Idk i dont use it or touch it

[tacit geode]

(A)rchive (o)f (o)ur (o)wn
AO3

[somber stream]

1 A, 3 O

MATH

[jaunty path]

UGH

[hazy valley]

Because Archive Of Our Own is A.O.O.O and it sounds better going AO3 than it does going A.O.O.O. like a haunted house actor trying to spook a bunch of teens

[jaunty path]

MATH

[sleek harness]

Yall naming your servor skulls what

[night grotto]

POWDER THAT MAKES YOU SAY SKITARII TOMORROW!

[waxen sleet]

Math: Not even once

[visual vortex]

They never taught me math

[sleek harness]

Reddit is that way

[visual vortex]

But they taught others

[somber stream]

Such... mathness..

[jaunty path]

And Ao3 has a nice ring to it

[waxen sleet]

Skeleboy?

[night grotto]

I don't use reddit.

[obtuse oak]

aaahhh that makes snese

[jaunty path]

Hank abandon your family and play balatro

[visual vortex]

Goes crosseyed

[tacit geode]

The reason it's called that is because many sites ended up banning NSFW fan fictions so some people made a site to archive fan fictions

An... archive... of our own

[jaunty path]

Jimbo calls

[visual vortex]

Narwhal bacon

Spork

[sleek harness]

Why

[visual vortex]

I despite reddit

[green beacon]

kojima ahh name

[obtuse oak]

jokes on you I don't even like number go up roguelikes

[kind anvil]

Btw imma throw a bone here
New class might be a Skitarii of some kind who uses a servoskull to tag enemies of high priority(Elites, Monstrosities, etc) and uses various of admech weaponry, but is overall an Special killer

[night grotto]

Same.

[somber stream]

Gotta start somewhere, pick up a pen and start writing

Same goes for drawing, really

[visual vortex]

🤝

[sleek harness]

It's a Skitarii obviously

[green beacon]

arbys 2

[sleek harness]

We know that already

Hank told us in the DMs

[jaunty path]

:(

It has satisfying noise for it too...

[obtuse oak]

sorry?

[night grotto]

We need a sniper Skitty.

[waxen sleet]

Bc he's a skeleton... and probably male?

[kind anvil]

You mean Ranger

[jaunty path]

Skibitarri

[thin wagon]

Ooooh vague video drop

Always enjoyable

[visual vortex]

Hank whispered hidden truths and secrets of our universe into our feeble ears

[sleek harness]

No, not Veteran 2

Skitarri

[green beacon]

veteran 3

[jaunty path]

Veteran 3

[sleek harness]

S-k-i-t-a-r-i-i

Understood?

Simpleton

[jaunty path]

Power creep is SOON

[wintry tapir]

What were they cooking ❓️

[thin wagon]

Gun Servitor

[visual vortex]

Veteran 4

[obtuse oak]

I said no such thing

[green beacon]

veteran 5

[jaunty path]

Tzeench

[night grotto]

The Adeptus Mechanicus is my favorite faction. With this potentially new character and Mechanicus 2 coming soon, WE ARE SO BACK! 01101011

[visual vortex]

Hank lies!

[thin wagon]

My actual money is on an Enginseer

[sly quest]

Yes sir/maam

[thin wagon]

Not lame ol skitarii

[sleek harness]

I mean you really didn't, but you can't unprove it

[thin wagon]

Kidding of course

[trim lotus]

skitarii tomorrow

[hazy valley]

I would play anything AdMech flavored tbh even a combat servitor

[sleek harness]

So yeah you did told us it was a Skitarri

[green beacon]

an... outcast... enginserr

[obtuse oak]

you cant reprove it after i've unproven it

checkmate atheist

[kind anvil]

Yes, but theres like. Few Skitarii grunt types.

[visual vortex]

Hank told me about ancient aliens in my dreams

[hazy valley]

I don't think there is any way they could do something AdMech and disappoint me

[white nacelle]

MECHANICUS REAAAAAAL

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sleek harness]

That's not how arguments go on the internet, Hank

[white nacelle]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS

[visual vortex]

He spoke of cities alight with flames of depravity and desperation

[green beacon]

Hank told me the pyramids were built by aliens

[broken olive]

@olive badger Howdy! Sorry in advance, I know you're probably busy, but might you be able to say if the Commodore's Vestures rotation will be delayed until next Thursday?

[thin wagon]

I didn't even think of Hive Scum and they still impressed me

[obtuse oak]

this is true, I did say that

[visual vortex]

Hank invades my dreams every night

[sleek harness]

Fatshark is killing you now

Sorry for you

[kind anvil]

Ranger and Vanguards

[visual vortex]

And hovers over me like the Sea Hag

[broken olive]

KARK! FRAG!

[mystic fossil]

guys hank said next class is a krork

[hasty sky]

Hank always comes with Suffering and Devastation

[obtuse oak]

this is true, I did say that

[visual vortex]

Hank is the mothman

[mystic fossil]

lies hank is the goat

[visual vortex]

Every time he appears a great tragedy happens

[green beacon]

hank is the next class ur just trying to cover it up

[drowsy lynx]

The suffering and devastation is what makes him the goat

[visual vortex]

Last time a mass potato famine happened in somewhere called ireland?

[sly quest]

Kirk

[visual vortex]

Idk but who knows where the next tragedy will happen

[obtuse oak]

no

[sleek harness]

Plus 30 seconds of slow down on the chat after Hank suddenly appears

[drowsy lynx]

Krirk

[waxen sleet]

Not enough blue/green aliens, no Kirk

[sly quest]

Chat… kirkfy Hank now.

[visual vortex]

Big pin board with red threads

[thin wagon]

Cap'n Krork of the Waghship EntuhProise

[sleek harness]

I am not doing that

[tawdry edge]

I'll Kirkfy you

[sly quest]

I already look like him

Jokes on you

[sleek harness]

Lynxiee you are bald now

[obtuse oak]

I can reasonably construe this as a death threat

[tawdry edge]

What an unfortunate thing.

[visual vortex]

Wdym he was good looking

Im not gay or anything

I just rlly like the kcdii gay kissing scene

[tawdry edge]

Quick buy me a trip to Turkey

[sleek harness]

You already told that

[visual vortex]

I know

I just gotta make sure

[sleek harness]

Do you know how much a turkey costs

[tawdry edge]

Didn't you hear the music? We are all Charlie Kirk

[analog pasture]

Wat

[sleek harness]

You probably do

You live in the same country as me

[drowsy lynx]

Can you ask GW to make a 40k guitar hero like game where you play as an ork in a band called Deff Fret

[tawdry edge]

I don't want a turkey

[somber stream]

Mexico?

[wintry tapir]

Lowkirkuinely...

[visual vortex]

No no

India

[tawdry edge]

WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIIIIRK

WE CARRY THE FLAAAMES

[sleek harness]

I thought you wanted to dive into a turkey

[somber stream]

Mamma mia..

[obtuse oak]

stop that

[sly quest]

Who the hell typing I’m scared ash😭

[thin wagon]

This language was a mistake

[sleek harness]

Sure I can buy you tickets to Turkey if you sell me everything you own

[waxen sleet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TiqiOexD-8&list=RD8TiqiOexD-8&start_radio=1

A finger on the monkey's paw curls

[nocturne bloom]

Proof?

[wintry tapir]

New york

[visual vortex]

The internet was the best invention since cowboys

[tawdry edge]

-# we fight for the gospel...

[sly quest]

THIS WHEREDREAMS R MADE OF or whatever they say

[thin wagon]

I would throw thee through a stained glass window

[sly quest]

Wanna see my hat?

[somber stream]

Inb4 chat gets 1 minute slow mode once the class reveal drop on 21st

[tawdry edge]

I have a better idea
Emperor's Children Soundmarine

[visual vortex]

Wait

[nocturne bloom]

sure

[visual vortex]

Moebian 21st

21st

Hear me out guys

[sleek harness]

Oh yeah, thanks for ruining my day Lichton

[visual vortex]

New class is the moebian 21st

[somber stream]

Oh shit you're onto something there

[tawdry edge]

I would genuinely end it if I looked like him

[waxen sleet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEpf_RvU3cI&list=RDKEpf_RvU3cI&start_radio=1

Another finger on the paw curls...

[kind anvil]

Admech enjoyers will go crazy

[sleek harness]

Wait a second

[kind anvil]

If it really will be a Skitarii

[sleek harness]

Licht is a woman now

[somber stream]

Too true

[obtuse oak]

as is tradition

[sly quest]

Can I stay alive please

[somber stream]

I am Fem Licht, for a day

[visual vortex]

😋

[kind anvil]

Hank

[tawdry edge]

YYYYYEWAAAAAAAAH

[somber stream]

NO PLEASE DON'T THAT WAS A JOKE

[kind anvil]

How many times Kriegers got re-released

[sleek harness]

What bet did you lose

[kind anvil]

In darktide

[obtuse oak]

at least 4

[sly quest]

6 or 7 times

[tawdry edge]

Well, I can vivisect you while you are alive. It makes my job all the more entertaining.

[kind anvil]

And where are my armageddon boys

[tawdry edge]

On Armageddon

[kind anvil]

Where is thier re release

[waxen sleet]

Dead, replaced by Kriegsmen

[visual vortex]

THANK GOODNESS I ALMOST MISSED THE 50TH RESKIN 🙌

[nocturne bloom]

Ill keep you alive

[obtuse oak]

waiting for the GW mini range refresh

[kind anvil]

[sly quest]

Thank you bun

[visual vortex]

Waiting for moebian 21st and 6th miniatures 😞

[somber stream]

Steel legion got lost finding their papa

[nocturne bloom]

No problem wifey

[somber stream]

Pending redesign

[sleek harness]

Hank can you tell us when the white reskin of the Arbitrator armors gets on the store

[drowsy lynx]

Hank coming into gen chat like a substitute teacher walking into a rowdy classroom

[kind anvil]

I still have the first Steel legion veteran pack

[obtuse oak]

GW did unironically confirm they're working on that

after they brought back Yarrick in a CGI trailer featuring Krieg

[kind anvil]

Shame my laptop died

Cuz i would

[obtuse oak]

sometimes I wonder what goes on inside their heads

[visual vortex]

And cadians

[sly quest]

Sending you a laptop rn

[kind anvil]

Get money for steel legion drip

[sly quest]

You’re welcome

[tawdry edge]

On a certain crabs words... "Money!"

[visual vortex]

And then released a painting tutorial for how to paint krieg like steel legion

[kind anvil]

Nah im 5 months away from buying a prebuilt

[somber stream]

They weren't going to originally, the back lash was too severe that they had to do a quick one

[obtuse oak]

5 months away from buying a prebuilt at current prices

[sleek harness]

Literally Lynxiee

Unbelievable

[sly quest]

Ok don’t check your front door.

[somber stream]

"How to paint Krieg to look like Steel legion" fucking seriously?

[kind anvil]

Polish, so im fucked anyway

[visual vortex]

I remember dming you about that

I felt bad

[obtuse oak]

full circle

[tawdry edge]

Actually I think the Steel Legion reveal was just behind schedule
So they used Krieg in the trailer while they still had to finish their refresh

[visual vortex]

I dont feel bad often

[tawdry edge]

What

[kind anvil]

Our prices are inflated and the one i plan to buy is a 9060xt pc

At like

1.7k

But hey

[sleek harness]

Your picture looks like you

[kind anvil]

Its a phanteks pc

[somber stream]

Don't be, you merely deliver the news

[tawdry edge]

Huh

What does this mean

[sleek harness]

It means you are ugly

[visual vortex]

I played fallout nv

I know how that ends sometimes

[visual vortex]

Lmao

[tawdry edge]

Garreon isnt ugly so idk why would you say that

Garreon is beautiful

Perfect

[sleek harness]

It's very ugly

[visual vortex]

It is

[sleek harness]

Like, he got tubes coming out of his bald head

[visual vortex]

It looks like a fish

[sleek harness]

It's so disgusting

It must be really oily and stuff

[tawdry edge]

Leave him alone

[sly quest]

Why is he built like this

[obtuse oak]

dkok as a steel legion spinoff

[tawdry edge]

Like what

[visual vortex]

Space marines canonically do smell bad and are oily

[slender aurora]

It's beginning to look a lot like admech, every where you go

[tawdry edge]

Thats cause they dont take baths all that much

[wintry tapir]

My son that I hate

[sleek harness]

Yeah no shit they are 80% muscle

[tacit geode]

At least it was older concept art lol

[sleek harness]

Of course they are oily

And stinky

[visual vortex]

Imagine being a famous faction just to be removed and replaced by your child

[visual vortex]

Still looks bad

[sleek harness]

I wonder which chapter goes to the gym more often

[mystic fossil]

i would smell too if i was covered in blood 24/7

[tawdry edge]

It depends

Id say almost any IF successor

[sly quest]

… like… that…

[sleek harness]

Which is more favored to having a gym then

[sly quest]

And weren’t you pink

[visual vortex]

Nah im better

[sly quest]

Why are you red now?

[tawdry edge]

Red Corsairs

[visual vortex]

Besides blood smells nice