general-chat

[marsh iris]

but fr though 40k should have amnesia/call of cthulu/alien isolation-esque games

[fiery wave]

Too OP.

[nocturne flicker]

my mamma is playable?

[twin flower]

i see.. you like lobsters?

[marsh iris]

too much action shooty explosion games

[delicate vapor]

Next week likely

[nocturne flicker]

mmh. i like ones with pretty blue speckles on their shells. would still eat em tho

[formal mortar]

I am unsure how to answer that without it being agreeable and an insult at the same time

[nocturne flicker]

fair enough. she looks like a dwarf so just add a squat

[lilac crag]

I hope for the mechanicus class we get that really nice looking helmet from the DoW4 mechanicus trailer

the centurion looking one

[hard crane]

Now this gives me the idea of the lictor perhaps knowing to hold onto a vox receiver to listen out where people are, and you being able to like yell into the vox to be able to possibly hear where the lictor could be

[nocturne flicker]

pls

[hard crane]

Ogryn centurion armor when

[lilac crag]

yes! that way you can track it as much as it can track you

[formal mortar]

Next class will be a chef

[slender aurora]

After enginseer/ whatever low rank techpriest we're getting next will be a lower case a assassin

[dire kayak]

i want a 40k soulslike

[nocturne flicker]

roman dagger skin for ogryn cleaver

[lilac crag]

sorry you gotta get the deluxe version

[nocturne flicker]

easy buy

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[lilac crag]

ummm

pay us 30$ extra dollars too

[hasty wadi]

Anything think they may still announce skulls today?

[dire kayak]

i wonder if i can post drg minis here

[lilac crag]

not at all. from the 22nd likely

[hard crane]

oops walking down this hallway opens you up to a necron sniper who vaporizes you instantly!

[nocturne flicker]

could be tomorrow, iirc GW are lifting some sorta embargo on the 14th (tomorrow)

[dawn current]

Only one way to find out

[hasty wadi]

Hmmmmmmm

[marsh iris]

naked reject speedrun

[fiery wave]

Cons? If you can hear it, it can hear you too.

[lilac crag]

warhammer soulslike: you're an ork finding all sorts of loot in an active war zone

[dire kayak]

gggrrrrr i wanna kill orks tho,,,,

[lilac crag]

u wanna be wit da boyz

not againsts em

[nocturne flicker]

who kills more orks than orks themselves?

[hard crane]

Rock meta will be real

if I think it can kill the god emperor it will

[lilac crag]

nothing beats carapace armor better than a good bleeding rock

[dire kayak]

im tempted to buy gazkull thraka

[slender aurora]

The hill I will die on is that if there's a warhammer soulslike it should be AoS stormcast, I don't even like stormcast but the concept fits them perfectly

[dire kayak]

i forget how to spell his name

[marsh iris]

republic commando but it's ork kommandos

[lilac crag]

also to add even more stress to the situation

you can absolutely lose limbs during this game

[fading otter]

Titanfall game but Killa Kans

[nocturne flicker]

OMG KENSHI

[marsh iris]

loot bionics from dead people

[dire kayak]

furget

[lilac crag]

replace them with bionics from dead people, like garut said

i like talking about 40k game ideas hopefully I'll be a good enough gamedev to make this come into life one day

[hard crane]

The ork just stabs the bionic into themself and it starts working instantly

[marsh iris]

probably find some medicae servitor if you are lucky (the only semblence of companion) to install the limbs

and then when you leave you hear it says (where are you going? do you hear them?)

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know what’s going on with farmers nowadays, but man, these fruits I’ve been eating for the past 2 months have been bitter af.

Too much pesticide, methinks

[hard crane]

do medicae servitors even know the difference between an imperial soldier and not? Or are they just waiting for something to interact with them?

[marsh iris]

probably can see your social credits or something

[lilac crag]

" how faithful have you been for these drugs veteran???? "

[hazy kestrel]

You didn’t praise the Emperor this morning, -2,000,000 social credit.

[hard crane]

gotta steal ID cards off enemies you kill or such to refresh medicae uses

[marsh iris]

a cheery tone would be cool for a dark setting (not all the time, maybe random personality)

[marsh iris]

removes all your limbs

[lilac crag]

" applying medicae. are you sure this is worth prolonging? "

[trail bramble]

Too little fertiliser more like

[hard crane]

And that’s how you first are told ingame medicae servitors can interact with those limbs you found!

[tired inlet]

Pre-servitor no more

[fiery wave]

Or limited amounts left scattered around.

[hazy kestrel]

But yeah, these fruits taste like crap.

Major skill issue on the part of the farmers these days

[lilac crag]

wore 5% carapace on my person and a krakk went off. guess I'll die now

[fiery wave]

Profits first and formost.

[hazy valley]

In Republic Commando there was a level called Ghost Ship where you arrive to what should be a fully staffed spacecraft to find nothing but silence and corpses. One by one you hear your squad lost over comms as the threat begins to tighten the noose and close in on you next. I think Darktide could benefit from a larger scale operation in the style of No Man's Land where we are one of many squadrons deployed in a joint operation by Rannick and Dukane. I want to hear Dukane trying to order her falling 53rd squadrons as their vox signals get cut and Rannick panicking as his other Reject squads are being hunted to silence too. It would be fun to have Zola urging Rannick to pull us out and Rannick reluctantly organizing extraction for his remaining squads earlier than intended because he can't afford to lose everything like this. He isn't the 53rd, his Rejects are slim pickings as is, much less veteran squadrons that have survived to this point

[hard crane]

don’t worry you still have your torso and head somehow, just I Am Bread your way to a medicae

[waxen sleet]

The best mission mind you

[hazy kestrel]

I ‘member when fruit actually used to taste good

[hazy valley]

Dukane can afford to feed the meat grinder

Rannick knows he needs to be more careful

[lilac crag]

this would be disgustingly horrifying if the threat was a plague marine

[hazy valley]

We are all expendable but he would never needlessly throw away lives

[hazy valley]

The speculation for this unknown threat would be wild. It could be ANYTHING. And one of the most important factors of horror is the unknown

[lilac crag]

plague marines cancel out the sounds of vox channels with nothing but flies and maggots

imagine hearing the 53rd vox channels slowly be overrun by nothing but that and your inquisitorial vox channel begins being picked at too

[lilac crag]

I love that

[wintry fog]

Seems like something aeldar would do.
Or just effective vox jamming

[hazy valley]

Ghost Ship was wonderful and there was a certain sense of despair believing you lost your brothers and that it was your fault for ordering them to split for recon

[fiery wave]

You could try to save one, but plot said no.

[elder merlin]

We'll see about that, i thought it was at the wnd of this month?

[hazy valley]

Just us and Fixer for a while

And Fixer was my fav

[dire kayak]

when do the wardens bring out the soup

[lilac crag]

you ate like 1 hour ago

[dire kayak]

im eating now

[lilac crag]

[dire kayak]

am ravenous

[lilac crag]

I wanna play arby again

me go do that

[dire kayak]

absolutely not

you're playing psyker

[lilac crag]

thank u guys for letting me go on and on about my game idea by the way I never got to do this before

or well I tried and got made fun of

[dire kayak]

manifesting your game idea,,,,,,

only in my steam library doe,,,,,,,

[hard crane]

It’s fun to think up cool shit I’ll never realistically be able to make

[dire kayak]

i have so many game ideas

[wintry fog]

Study programming tutorials
Do Unity C# scripting tutorials to help learn how to use it in practice
?????
Gather skills as needed

[hard crane]

Take time to better my skills and actually work on something cool and awesome? Are you insane? I’ll probably procrastinate and forget later anyways

[wintry fog]

Yeah I taught myself how to code and make 3D models, and now I do nothing with that knowledge 99% of the time.

[dire kayak]

ill probably 3d print 40k minis eventually

[fiery wave]

A classic. Is why I write anyway.

[hard crane]

Make a shitpost game that you play like twice with your friend group

[dire kayak]

i can't write my writing SUCKS

[marsh iris]

tempted to buy windrose

[fiery wave]

My writing sucks to the point is an embarrassment. Still do anyway to power my own 'world'.

[fiery wave]

Dwarven Metal?

[marsh iris]

no lol the pirate game

[tight pine]

Deep rock?

[marsh iris]

i also cant write for shit

[waxen sleet]

And then Sev goes and gets himself ganked on Kashyyk...

[marsh iris]

remember sev 😔

the biggest bro

[fiery wave]

Modded with questionable OST, used to.

[dire kayak]

hmmm

no inspiration aaaaa

someone manifest yuri inspiration in my mind

[waxen sleet]

Too bad about Scorch in Bad Batch... poor guy, he's like Mikey from the Ninja Turtles if he had to serve Shredder

[fading otter]

Yuri Gagarin, first man in space

[marsh iris]

do you believe i wrote fanfic of adrian shepard from half life opposing force for school composition when i was 10

[south valve]

Fem loose cannon x fem bounty hunter type yuri

[waxen sleet]

Two girls, in a hot tub, sitting 10ft apart, bc they're not gay(?)

[dire kayak]

ooooo

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

"Not gay" 😔

[formal mortar]

10ft apart because they are but aren't sure if the other is

[hard crane]

correct, they're not gay theyre lesbian.

[waxen sleet]

Vine Energy

[fiery wave]

Fem Loner x Fem Fatalist. You want doomed, it ends with them dying in each others' arms.

[dire kayak]

NOOOOOOOO

[hard crane]

loner edged the warp too hard

[south valve]

Sounds gloriously toxic

[hard crane]

🥀

[hazy valley]

Maybe one day we'll go back for Sev

[formal mortar]

Back when I was younger and played Baldur's Gate 1, I thought Silke called herself a lesbian extraordinare

Turns out she was saying thesbian this whole time

[waxen sleet]

Knew some real Lesbians... it bevlike that

[fiery wave]

The convo about dying together made real.

[hazy valley]

I feel like it is a missed opportunity not putting Sev with the Rebels against his pod. It would be a huge love letter to the fans of Republic Commando having a hurt Scorch call Sev a traitor

[fiery wave]

May or may not be actually.

[hazy valley]

Meanwhile you have the rest of Delta with the Empire

[waxen sleet]

Republic Commando 2: Empire. You start with Sev, then recruit your old team... plus a few other RCs like Omega Squad

[hazy valley]

Would make for a fun contrast to the Bad Batch. Scorch, Fixer, Boss are all behind the Empire but Sev is disillusioned with the Republic and Empire after being abandoned to his death and only narrowly surviving by aid of the wookies his brothers were ordered to massacre

[dire kayak]

are you are you coming to the tree

[fiery wave]

Is a choice, you can write toxic or hopeful type.

[dire kayak]

they strung up a man they say he murdered three

[south valve]

I've never heard hopeful in this context tbh

I'm so new to this world

or yuri and yaoi

[dire kayak]

toxic yaoi son or forbidden yuri daughter

[fiery wave]

Is not really, just a way to explain a better path but could still be doomed in the end.

[dire kayak]

i remember someone wrote a ffb fanfiction about their camera and an ice pack in toxic yaoi

[south valve]

ohhh okay

[dire kayak]

all stemming from when they played mouthwashing on stream and their camera kept overheating

so they put an ice pack on it

[south valve]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hong-lu-limbus-company-MqhdcPZTq0KhwECPUA

50/50 on whether this is a virus

take the plunge

[dire kayak]

hmmm

would you rather swap everyone's sexual attraction or swap everyone's gender

[twin flower]

[south valve]

Both would make the majority of the planet gay

But I have to say gender, because the other would ruin lots of relationships

[marsh iris]

is this a hantavirus cruise reference

[south valve]

Ds3 reference

[amber delta]

hannukahvirus

[marsh iris]

[south valve]

"Take the plunge. You won't die"

[hard crane]

if people without an attraction get swapped do they just get a dice roll on what they're now attracted to

[waxen sleet]

Honking Virus

[dire kayak]

yeah

[waxen sleet]

It turns you into a terrible Goose

[tight pine]

“Take the plunger. You won’t dye”

[amber delta]

no you become attracted to everything

[twin flower]

I thought u said hentaivirus for a second

[marsh iris]

you would pick up on that

[waxen sleet]

That'd be a different kinda cruise

[amber delta]

hentai is not the virus

its the cure

[marsh iris]

like cats hearing cans opening

[waxen sleet]

children hearing a bag of chips

[marsh iris]

hentai dont goon people, people goon people

[formal mortar]

You sound like that dude from Fire Force

[amber delta]

I dont know what that is

[waxen sleet]

"Excalibur!"
"Excalibur!"
"From the United K!"
"I am looking for heav(en)!"
"I'm going to Californiaaa!"
"Excalibur!"
"Excalibur!"

[amber delta]

I touched Excalibur once and now there is a ghastly monster stalking me every night

[formal mortar]

Assault is the character

He fights his doppleganger at the end

[dire kayak]

garut always putting out BANGERS

[formal mortar]

He yells about how ero is needed for the next world

And the whole fight is just an innuendo

It gives the vibes of that vid where dude says "All women are queens" and the other yells "If she breathes, she's a thot"

[thick coyote]

Good enough
Welcome back Ryusei Shidou

[elder merlin]

With broken hands and withered soles, emancipated from all you know. @sleek harness

[dire kayak]

raining again

[crude hull]

I've been having issues with my toaster guys...

I've done everything I can possibly think of! Awakening chants, initiation ceremonies, sacred machine spirit rousing rituals, and even the dance of binary awakening!

But it just doesn't want to seem to work... hmm..

[hazy kestrel]

Rain may be arriving, but it’s the right kind of rain.

LIFE. DEATH. RENEWAL! LIFE. DEATH. RENEWAL! LIFE. DEATH. RENEWAL!

:)

[dire kayak]

i just hope my cats aren't getting wet

[south valve]

Acid rain, baybee

[dire kayak]

[south valve]

Bad time for me to say that

[crude hull]

D:

[hazy kestrel]

The cats get a free bath.

[south valve]

Lava rain!!!

[hard crane]

bath for dry cat

[south valve]

Life!

[wet swift]

if new classes releases without a major update i am going to start drawing chaos cult symbols to my neighborhood

[shell goblet]

i gave my cats baths yesterday. went surprisingly well

didn't even need to sedate them

[dire kayak]

talking like their military threats

[lilac crag]

nice

[dire kayak]

which they probably are

[shell goblet]

i always say they are terrorists by trade so that actually tracks

[dire kayak]

my cats hate getting baths

[shell goblet]

their whole M/O is to sow terror around my house and have me pick up after it really

[dire kayak]

so they smell

[hazy kestrel]

What kind of cats are they? :0

The orange ones are my favorite.

[lilac crag]

i am an orange cat irl

[shell goblet]

they spent like 2 months at my mother in laws place and she'd let them climb up into the rafters of her basement

and my fluffy orange cat just mopped up all the dust in her basement like he was a dust wand with a mind of its own

[hazy kestrel]

“Searching for WiFi connection” ahh cats.

[modest flume]

TOO HOT FOR YA?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes.

[shell goblet]

got a little cryptic black cat and a big fluffy orange cat

halloween combo

[shell goblet]

from knowing u from here i feel like this tracks

[lilac crag]

YAAAAAAYYYY

w<

[dire kayak]

i am too

hmph

[shell goblet]

i think if i were a cat id probably be like

one of those scrungly white cats kinda

[south valve]

Rainbow cat

[marsh iris]

i need a cat bath

[shell goblet]

radiation poisoning cat

[somber stream]

Secret to cat shower is luke-warm water

Kids name Luke:

[little marten]

Doubt

Send send send

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[hazy kestrel]

Lies. Slander. Deception.

Your writing is fine pal. As long as you think you’re giving life to the world you created, that’s all that matters.

[hazy kestrel]

I didn’t expect to be holding back tears at work today. :(

[little marten]

When the LAZY ASS wardens make the writing channel

[south valve]

Who's Sev?

[proven basin]

Do you guys recommend far far west and Helldivers over this game if you’re not a 40k fanatic?

[modest flume]

I would tbh

Why? The devs have more fun with their game

[dire kayak]

mine is like yr4 level

[modest flume]

That's it

[proven basin]

Only thing is helldivers 2 is pretty boring without friends and it seems to have the depth of a puddle

[dire kayak]

failed almost every writing assessment ive had to do

[little marten]

That’s not true

[modest flume]

oh I misread

[dire kayak]

though last time i did a writing assessment was like yr9 so

[modern elm]

Are we gonna get any teaser for any future content for darktide anytime soon

[modest flume]

I thought you were asking about one or the other, not over this game

[modern elm]

I hope they add more stuff to expeditions

[modest flume]

I'd lean more into Far Far West tbh

[somber stream]

Next Friday

SKULL

[proven basin]

Yeah cuz people said the gameplay of this game is not why you should play it over other coop games you should just play it if you like 40k otherwise there’s better options gameplay wise

[little marten]

Write
Read
Write
Read
Write

You can only improve and so what if you borrow writing styles for a time it’ll bake into your own

[elder merlin]

You've got to go and dig those holes

[modest flume]

But you don't need to be a fanatic to enjoy this I think, Darktide has been the intro to 40k for a lot of people

[modest flume]

as a former DRG fanatic who stopped only because of Darktide, I'd disagree with that, the combat loop is extremely satisfying, and again, you don't need to be a 40k fanatic to enjoy it

[dire kayak]

eisenhorn was the reason i got into 40k

[little marten]

Take away the Darktide coat of paint and it’s the best mechanical horde shooter out of the lot

Give FatShark a ‘better known’ established IP and watch them taste greatness before eventually crumpling into the diaper pit that is helldiapers

[proven basin]

Yeah I find the gameplay loop the best of it all

Far far west is good it just has 2 hours of content

[modern elm]

I'm confused what you are saying are you saying darktide mechanically is the best horde shooter????

[dire kayak]

should i get the eisenhorn mini

[little marten]

Yeah i think so

I just forgot two letters rip 🙁

[fiery wave]

You can ask Larks.

[modern elm]

I mean yeah mechanically speaking darktide is very solid

[little marten]

I WILL NOT SPEAK WITH THE ENVOY I AM HERE FOR THE EMPRESS

[proven basin]

It’s just that helldivers 2 is better right

[vivid zinc]

Darktide is pretty good that way, it's very solid

[fiery wave]

It can be true while doing so, you know. You don't need purple prose for it.

[vivid zinc]

Helldivers would be better but 1) it's a 3rd person shooter and 2) Arrowhead are constantly trying to sabotage player fun

[hard crane]

3. bugs being ignored forever

[modern elm]

I'm terms of concept I think if hd2 had a more caring dev team that communicated yeah probably
But that's not what we have
What game do you need to constantly get review bombed to have your voice be listened to

[fiery wave]

There is no empress, only a little freak.

[elder merlin]

Nurgle got to him

[proven basin]

What this game needs is a reason to play after level 30

[little marten]

It was a dark and stormy night. The man was very strong and wanted to do strong things but he was scared if he was too strong the lady might not like him so he got drunk. “I am strong.” He slurred because he was drunk.

“I dont think you are strong.” The lady said. She was very beautiful and had very nice looking face which the strong make liked alot.

“I kiss you.” The strong man said and kissed her but then he woke up and it was all a dream.

[hard crane]

trying out new builds? trying out havoc?

[tender horizon]

HD2 sucks, that is all

[vivid zinc]

I think helldiver devs care but there's an extreme disconnect somewhere in that company that's resulting in a few higher ups treating the customers like everything they want has to be a rapid fire grenade launcher with the damage of a strategem

[somber stream]

Strong make

[little marten]

😔

[dire kayak]

people are willing to put up with bad balancing if the game as a whole feels rewarding to play

[elder merlin]

Your mum

[vivid zinc]

I don't know wht True Level isn't baseline instead of a mod. That would go a long way imo.

[little marten]

Little freaks are literally the requirement to be an empress lmao

[proven basin]

RIGHT? Why do I need a mod to see if a guy is a total noob at Psyker or a 3k hour Psyker?

[dire kayak]

like yeah i didn't like using braced auto, but the game feels rewarding for me to play, so i could put up with it

[modest flume]

Like most if not all Swedish developers

[little marten]

Who cares if ur a little freak be the LITTLE FREAK you were born and want to be 🙏

[proven basin]

“Nooo levels and stats are toxic!” (We’re just lazy, mod it in bud): Fatshark

[modern elm]

Yeah if only they had a champion of the people... a kommissar guy

[vivid zinc]

Probably for the same reason FS never trusted us with a scoreboard, ppl are going to confuse a 100 hour Psyker for a noob in comparison to a 3k hour Psyker

lol

[little marten]

No scoreboard is still wild to me tbf

Just give us a scoreboard you dorks

[proven basin]

Omitting the scoreboard was a regarded idea and will always be. There’s absolutely no reason to not have an endgame scoreboard or recap. It’s called quality of life, a basic feature of a videogame.

[fiery wave]

What. Just an outcast who enjoys things questionable to people around her. (Because yuri bad here cos prude country.)

[tender horizon]

Did you play VT2

[proven basin]

I wish I could pull the “no that’s toxic” card for everything I’m supposed to do at work

[tender horizon]

I'm ngl I totally get no scoreboard

[little marten]

Yeah

Should’ve got more green circles then rip

[little marten]

Based

[tender horizon]

Lmfao

[proven basin]

Okay get rid of kills then. Get rid of ammo pick ups. They’re toxic

[vivid zinc]

Personally I really don't mind playing with noobs. I also don't play Havoc soooo that might be why lol.

[proven basin]

Get rid of levels too. Dont show them

[tender horizon]

It doesn't anyway

Stops at 30

[little marten]

Scoreboard can be non-toxic if it’s personal mainly

[proven basin]

They also need to not say in game who killed the special enemies. Thats toxic. It makes people fight for the final blow. Toxic.

[vivid zinc]

The big problem with the scoreboard is just that people aren't smart enough to understand statistics and will say the DUMBEST braindead takes possible because 'they know better' than people trained in statistical analysis.

[fiery wave]

Beeg damage gud.

[proven basin]

Like “so and so killed tox flamer” like why are you telling us that? How does the noob feel who has trouble aiming at tox flamers? Really fatshark? Do we really need to announce such toxic stats?

[little marten]

You should get more plasteel per voice chat slur

[elder merlin]

I know better cause da commissar said i was smart for being able to count past 5

[fiery wave]

(I don't mod btw. Just know most ppl only care about the damage thing.)

[vivid zinc]

Most mods are just QoL things

[proven basin]

Then make a scoreboard that emphasizes stats for altruism and teamwork, maybe boss damage, revives etc. it’s very fucking easy to design a stat system that incentivizes teamwork but they’re lazy af and make excuses. Also, nothing bad about a post game scoreboard. ITS AFTER THE MATCH. No one can flame since you already left

[modern elm]

It's like that one analysis of planes coming back damaged and they Reinforce the damaged parts instead of the non damaged parts cause that is what would be lethal

[proven basin]

Exactly. That’s a problem. This isn’t an MMO. These should be in the game baseline

[vivid zinc]

There's like...2 or 3 mods that you could argue are cheating. One that literally gives you wallhacks so you can see specialists run toward you. Another which gives you a functional minimap with item icons on it and another that basically auto completes puzzles for you by highlighting the correct answer.

[livid glacier]

Where skibidi >:c

[dire kayak]

i think im losing braincells

im misspelling things mor

[proven basin]

Like the fucking stimms mod. Oh I can see what stimms do what easily since they’re color coded. I guess color coded stimms is toxic right guys?

[covert jolt]

can we patch out the team chat function as well, too many of my teammates talk

[tender horizon]

can we patch out voice chat its just console players hotmiccing

[vivid zinc]

It's called the options menu mate

[little marten]

Team chat is so shit I’m not tweaking my audio settings to hear someone groaning over the hordes

[tender horizon]

trust me its off lol

i dont think anyone in DT has ever given good comms

[hard crane]

not only highlighting the answer theres another mod that straight up does it for you

[little marten]

Is there a mod yet for fast weapon upgrading and sacrificing?

[hard crane]

i think there is

[vivid zinc]

Shoulda seen me back when the twins were a special assignment/just released. I was constantly carrying people through it with VC to explain what the mechanics were

[proven basin]

Is there a mod that replaces Fatshark with a dev team that will make it so we don’t rely on mods?

[little marten]

Twins are easy just make one eat the other ont he womb 🤦‍♂️

[fiery wave]

Skitarius is kinda cheating depending on use. There needs a cap for one.

[fiery wave]

Has always been, you didn't know?

[vivid zinc]

Never heard of it, it's literally built-in macros lol

[fiery wave]

Never saw a H40 CS dead in 1 sec with zero zealots around?

[hazy kestrel]

Is it time to rant about cheat mods again?

[hard crane]

yep just in time

[little marten]

we doing havoc 40

[vivid zinc]

I refuse to do havoc. I hate artifical difficulty increases

[proven basin]

I’d rather rant about the fact that the dev team refuses to add basic QoL features that have existed in games for 30+ years cuz “it’s toxic” or something

[proven basin]

As opposed to what kind of difficulty?

[dire kayak]

need someone to cling to their leg

[vivid zinc]

Like if I want to play a game where all the enemies have a bullshit modifier I'll just go play Borderlands 3/4 or Diablo 3/4

[modern elm]

Is reverse cheats cheating??? Like if I were to make a mod that makes me gain double the ammount of peril as a psycher is that cheating

[hazy kestrel]

I understand your point pal. Modern havoc sucks. 1.0 was fine though.

[little marten]

scoreboard means half of the 100 playercount will blacklist the other half

[hazy kestrel]

That could be funny

[covert jolt]

This already happens by default

[vivid zinc]

More enemies, more varied enemy compositions, etc. Helldivers approaches this pretty well imo and FS could learn a thing or two from their approach to difficulty levels.

[little marten]

rip

[little marten]

illuminate

checkmate

i win

[hard crane]

look at this fella hes using extra peril gain to his advantage for warp rider!

cheater!

[fiery wave]

That's how bs it is. If you can do it manually that fast and consistently, sure. But nobody can do it at that inhuman speed.

[tough path]

how does one update their mods the easiest..

[little marten]

if i do really bad can i change my characters name to sneak back into a group and do really bad again?

[fiery wave]

Naw, 1.0. Is minigun shooters. Every shooter had perma yellow stims.

[proven basin]

Isn’t Helldivers piss easy and made for the caliber of player who has trouble getting dressed in the morning? From what I hear it’s basically just a chill party game you play drunk with your friends

[hazy kestrel]

It was fine in my experience

[little marten]

tbh, yes

[hazy kestrel]

It punished you for mistakes, sure, but it wasn’t boss spam bonanza

Or bugged rituals

Or healing and stagger immune enemies

[proven basin]

Like “Yoo bro hop on HD2 we dropping in tonight and stomping some bugs 👊”

[vivid zinc]

I mostly played during beta, quit shortly after launch 1.0 because I didn't really like Darktide on release. Then came back once they got some of the systems into a reasonable state but before we had the crafting rework.

[little marten]

15 minutes diff 10 siege missions where u wait for the last 30 seconds for something mildly difficult to MAYBE happen

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I mean 1.0 Havoc

As in

[hard crane]

download the newest version of the mod and just copy and paste it where the old one was, and hit replace files

[hazy kestrel]

When havoc first dropped

[vivid zinc]

I had min-max'd gear before we could mix-max easily. Now that shit was hard to grind lol.

[fiery wave]

Thanks for reminding me of bs rituals that trigger before an event needed to unlock the door to get to it.

[tough path]

oh so it HAS to be tedious manual work

thank you for the answer tho

[hard crane]

we dont exactly have an official mod framework

so yea

tedious manual work

[vivid zinc]

Never touched it back then either

[hard crane]

[tough path]

any fps booster mod recommendations other than

the settings+ one

[hard crane]

dont personally know of any

[tough path]

cos 47 flamers in h40 fry my pc

[vivid zinc]

Not really, if lowest settings aint doing it for you then you're kind of SOL

[tough path]

yeah gg

[hard crane]

only thing i can recommend is "I wanna see" which removes basically every psyker particle effect.

[vivid zinc]

That's just engine stuff lol. Everyone lags when 47 flamers hose u down like the dirty gurl you are lol

[proven basin]

A unique versus mode would be cool for this game. Imagine playing as a crusher

You can clobber people

[tough path]

ya but my defualt fps is 70 when i load it and with 200+ enemies it gets to 35

i love slideshows

[elder merlin]

No, shut up

Dont curse us

[proven basin]

Yes, shut down

[hard crane]

vermintide already tried that and it was ermmmmm

[vivid zinc]

laughs in framegen and DLSS

[lilac crag]

pvp in this game would be cringe as fuck

[hard crane]

something

[elder merlin]

Terrible from what i heard

[proven basin]

Half-assed with 0 balance what do you expect. Half the classes were rendered useless

[vivid zinc]

PvP wouldn't work in Darktide at all lol

[hard crane]

do you expect better from this game with even worse builds?

[proven basin]

Sweet as fuck* you mean

[lilac crag]

no

i dont mean that

at all

[proven basin]

Yes cuz everyone can use a gun and there’s more enemies and stuff

[elder merlin]

@proven basin got the brain of one too

[hard crane]

anyone could use a gun in vt too...

[fair bridge]

a lot of you take bait too easily

[tough path]

if we all pray can we will a better dev studio into exsitance like orks or no?

[hard crane]

i WILL eat all i can

[elder merlin]

Im just bored

[hazy kestrel]

Lol. Lmao, even.

[elder merlin]

[proven basin]

Not really you were very limited. If you weren’t on ranger or minigun guy you were throwing

[fiery wave]

Try editing settings files using a guide. Also manually turning off Raytracing because Fatshark enabled it again.

[elder merlin]

Im honestly just waiting for the newest chapter of Zatch Bell 2 to release today

[hazy kestrel]

Versus is just a terrible idea, full stop. After the fiasco that was VT2 Versus, I don’t expect them to do any better here.

[vivid zinc]

I miss my 1000 pistols + rapier build but I finally clued in that bright mages and fire bows were so op that nothing else mattered lol

[tough path]

smart smart

[proven basin]

If they hired me I’d make the best versus mode since l4d2 but alas

[livid glacier]

Guys should I buy sikidi toiled wolt edition or save up ?

[hazy kestrel]

Especially after the current expeditions blunder

[hard crane]

cant wait for every single psyker talent to be removed just like battle wizard had

[fiery wave]

Like... private mode quickplay.

[proven basin]

Expedition isn’t PvP tho

[fiery wave]

Are you serious?

[hazy kestrel]

It’s still a shit mode

[fiery wave]

They broke the mission terminal.

[vivid zinc]

xD

[fiery wave]

You cannot quickplay in public mode.

You cannot pick nodes in private mode.

[proven basin]

They should add a wave based mode like gears horde mode or killing floor

[vivid zinc]

And now we gotta wait for another month for it to get fixed due to console patch certification, YAY! lol

[covert jolt]

hivedivers is so much fun and you are a chungus redditor naysayer that just wants to hate!!

[slender aurora]

My money's on enginseer not skitarii but if we do get skitarii I hope we get the telescoping stilts like on that one mini. They serve no function in game except to bonk your head on the cieling and hurt you.

[fiery wave]

I don't even know how they never bothered to test at least the latest mode UI.

[modern elm]

I mean conceptually it's a very good mode... it just needs more to it... same with mortis trials... they need to add more to it and add more variety and it would be awesome as side modes

[tough path]

helldivers players after getting death threats, fired, sue'd, shot, robbed and bullied after saying game is not balanced on reddit

[hazy kestrel]

Fatshark reminds me of DICE during the BFV days, every goddamn update was one step forward, two steps back.

[vivid zinc]

Could you imagine if Expeditions were done inside the Hive City instead and you had the checkpoints/safe zones between each level as you go deeper and deeper into the hive city?

[slender aurora]

Anyhow hivedivers could have been fun, they just shat the bed on the implementation

[hard crane]

i managed to quickplay with the same 3 people for 4 games in a row without even being in a strike team with them

🥀

[proven basin]

What if they added an open map where you can spawn in as a team with other teams roaming around the map and you gotta do objectives, kill huge bosses and extract. Thoughts?

[vivid zinc]

The 2 biggest problems with it are 1) there's no rewards for engaging with the content outside of a few bad cosmetics and 2) the procedural approach only works if you have enough tilesets to make it feel random...which FS didn't do lol.

[fiery wave]

You needed 2 ppl for expeditions quickplay.

The option is locked in public.

[covert jolt]

You can either be one thing or the other, don’t try to be two people at once.

[fiery wave]

Private needs 2 ppl or notification stops you.

[hazy kestrel]

Please cease. These ideas do not work in a horde shooter like Darktide pal.

[modern elm]

"I think this game struggles with some issues which with dedicated care could fix the game in the long run"
"I think you meant to say your full name and address here let me post it for you"

[vivid zinc]

This is why I never ever talk to people on Reddit. Ever.

Hell the only Discord I'm active in is this one lol

[modern elm]

I used to be in the hd2 discord then I got exiled early on in the games lifespan

[molten matrix]

Dont forget that the developer challenge wouldve meant a 1k dollar donation to charity

[fiery wave]

You sure this is expeditions?

[fair bridge]

for sure. i expected expeditions to be like chaos wastes from VT2. was pretty disappointed. it's not bad necessarily, but it feels like there should've been more variety included at launch at least

[hard crane]

yea

big open wasteland with the funny auspex

[vivid zinc]

If it makes you feel better I used to go to the battlefield discord to find groups and got banned from there because I made a joke about how the best thing in BF2042 was killing Ruskies in their home land: an oil field.

[proven basin]

I bet ya it would

[modern elm]

Yeah lol for me I pinged a mod for someone posting NSFW of a death claw furry with the bitties out and I was the one who was banned for it... don't know why

[fiery wave]

Guess you picked the one mission ppl are playing. Either extended time or 5 zones.

[vivid zinc]

To be fair Battlefield 2042 was literally a game about Russia vs USA, fighting for oil production lol

[vivid zinc]

Incompetence, probably. EA doesn't hire intelligent people because that costs $.

[modern elm]

Speaking of BF I actually never played a BF game the first one I played was 6

[fiery wave]

They need to find ppl who will work for food and games.

[vivid zinc]

Some of the older ones were good. Bad Company 2, BF4 and BF1 were great while 2042 was good if you got the game on a super deep discornt (they were selling it for like $1 a few weeks before BF6 released).

[vivid zinc]

Private Equity didn't like that comment.

[fiery wave]

They can go shove their dislikes up that place where the sun don't shine upon.

[modern elm]

Yeah I always wanted to play a BF game but never could I only heard bad of 2042 on launch which is why I waited when I head 6 had a really strong start I bought in... and I really like it... being a medic where I have more lifetime revives than kills makes me feel happy

[vivid zinc]

The only thing Private Equity is good for is dismantling big corporations that sit on their IPs and don't do anything with them/constantly screw it up/cancel their projects.

[modest flume]

BC2

[zealous viper]

oh darktide teaser in the new skulls trailer

i wonder what it could be

[vivid zinc]

In BF6 I have like 1.3k revives and IDEK how many kills. Thousands and thousands. 6.3 KDR too lol.

[primal spindle]

k so whats the verdict with the new hotfix, is the crushers finally quelled

[modern elm]

WAIT NOW????

[zealous viper]

yeah

[steel shoal]

Skulls are next week

[zealous viper]

mechanicus ii confirmed to release in a week too

[vivid zinc]

NGL I miss the crusher spam, it made things interesting

[obsidian wren]

Normalize players being useful in games and letting veterans be veterans

Instead of thirsting

Im going to make the next person with plasma gun spam eat 5 pounds of salt

[modern elm]

Idk my KDR rn as I am on vacation but I will say... my revives are def in the thousands... and my favorite weapon is the m250... the mx spear of legs cause I always thought it was cool when I first saw it... and the vz.61 skorpion in game makes me so happy as I've always wanted one irl... ever since bo1

[modern elm]

SEND IT TO ME I NEED TO SEE THIS

[zealous viper]

its on warhammer community

[vivid zinc]

m250 is a goooood weapon. Personally I use the KTS

[modern elm]

Where do I find this

[zealous viper]

..warhammer community

like the website

[jaunty path]

67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67

[fair bridge]

oh it's definitely admech

little servo skull in the teaser

wild how we'll get admech and people will probably still find something to complain about

[modern elm]

Bro I'm on the website I look up skuls 2026 and I get stuff from 2025

[fair bridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Xmj2x5V8A

[modern elm]

I might be stupid

[fair bridge]

the children have forgotten how to internet search

[zealous viper]

ooh

[modern elm]

I might be too hyped to type rationally

[zealous viper]

i hope it might be mechanicus

[fair bridge]

probably

[sleek harness]

It is a Skitarri

[hazy kestrel]

DELIVERANCE IS UPON US, ADMECH-BROS!

[fair bridge]

it's pretty obv

[vernal verge]

New smoke effects

[jaunty path]

POWER CREEP HERE WE COME

VET 3 IS HERE

LETS GOOO

[sleek harness]

Didn't seem very obvious to you 1 second ago

[fair bridge]

i literally said

[modern elm]

I AM TOO HYPED TO TYPE RATIONALKY

[sleek harness]

No

[livid glacier]

o_O

Kill crime!

"I'm defusing the bomb"

: O

Recorded!!! mowahaha

[south valve]

Who are you talking to?

[livid glacier]

w...what ?

[south valve]

Are you schizophrenic?

[lilac crag]

how is it obvious btw

im curious

[livid glacier]

I...i...I forgor

[vivid zinc]

Tzeentch, probably racks bolter

[thick fog]

Admech is real...

[minor narwhal]

servo skull in teaser

[sleek harness]

Mallow did you delete the death threats

[livid glacier]

Skidibi class tomorrow ?

[jaunty path]

SKIBIDI CLASS 🙌

[ripe tangle]

wouldnit be Heretical to use a Servo Skull as a weapon?

[livid glacier]

Skibidi class!!

[ripe tangle]

just… chunk it at someone

[sleek harness]

Cyborg babies are used as weapon carriers in trenches some times

[vivid zinc]

Depends on how hard you throw it

[hard crane]

yea those cherubs

[ripe tangle]

what if someone used multiple Servoskulls, and they gave them laser eyes!

[modern elm]

If it's not admech all the mourningstsrs ogryns will explode

[hazy kestrel]

Servo Skull skin for the Big Friendly Rock, when?

[modern elm]

I don't make the rules

[vivid zinc]

Sounds like a good idea, which is why it's tech heresy

[ripe tangle]

and perhaps a rocket launcher in the mouth

[fair bridge]

from the teaser you can see a servo skull fly into the smoke cloud where presumably a skitarii plasma gun is being fired, also the mechanicus 2 release would provide some parity between games, sort of like a coordinated social media release across different platforms.

[sleek harness]

Sure, lets replace all the inside brain which makes the servor skull a servor skull and put laser throwers in it

[fair bridge]

it's obvious in that it would be kind of insane if it wasn't

[hard crane]

nah flamethrower in the mouth so they can breathe fire like a dragon

[modern elm]

YEAR OF ADMECH PLEASEEEEEEEEE

[ripe tangle]

YESSSSS!!!!!!

[modern elm]

PLEASEEE I BEG OF YOU FATSHARK

[sleek harness]

Why you begging

Stop that

[fair bridge]

yes consume our product

[sleek harness]

It's literally obvious

[fair bridge]

buy more minis

[sleek harness]

That it's going to be a Skitarri

[vivid zinc]

Servo Skulls with frikin' laser beams on their head

[fair bridge]

make sure you subscribe to warhammer+

hit that like button and subscribe and don't forget to ring that bell

[sleek harness]

I bet that's cheaper than Disney Plus

[fathom geyser]

i see hadron on a mission i play

[fair bridge]

if you 3d print our minis we'll fucking kill your whole family

[ripe tangle]

is Disney evil?

[fair bridge]

they're ALL EVIL

ALL OF THEM

[lilac crag]

the teaser image? or

[ripe tangle]

I SHALL PURGE!

[fair bridge]

the teaser trailer at the end of this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Xmj2x5V8A

[sleek harness]

All companies are evil if they don't make a actual good thing

[lilac crag]

thanks im fucking stupid

[sleek harness]

Like ever

[sleek harness]

Alex

[ripe tangle]

IKEA

[sleek harness]

What

[ripe tangle]

it’s a furniture company from Sweden

[sleek harness]

I know

[hazy kestrel]

An infinite IKEA?

[sleek harness]

But why

Randomly say

Ikea

Is it a code?

[tough path]

ikea.

[ripe tangle]

they also have a restaurant in their locations

[graceful hamlet]

The backrooms but it’s just IKEA

[sleek harness]

Battle code?

[ripe tangle]

and they make plush toys along with furniture

[sleek harness]

You going to throw a Ikea at the orcs?

[proven basin]

We need a pvp mode or this games dead

[tough path]

scp-3008

[ripe tangle]

and they sell that chocolate that’s supposed to be slavery-free

[tough path]

look it up

[sleek harness]

Does it cost more

[ripe tangle]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Obviously

[ripe tangle]

it’s like $7 for a chocolate bar

[tough path]

specifically slavery-free?

[lilac crag]

PLASMA PISTOL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rain idol]

Oh yes pvp in a co-op game

[fair bridge]

STOP GIVING BAITERS ATTENTION

[ripe tangle]

Yeah, it’s chocolate that pays farmers a living wage instead of being produced by slave labor

[fair bridge]

jesus christ do you guys have nothing better to do

[sleek harness]

It's like a wild-free box of eggs

[sleek harness]

He's baiting so hard

[modern elm]

FINALLY THE SKITARII OC THAT I HAVE BEEN WRITING ABOUT FOR A FULL YEAR NOW CAN BE PLACED IN DARKTIDE RAHHHHHHHH

[rain idol]

I replied ONCE

[sleek harness]

That's falling for a bait still

[tough path]

oh tuff

[fair bridge]

one is too many

[tough path]

my ikea doesnt have that

[ripe tangle]

mine does

[fair bridge]

tony's chocolate does the same thing

[proven basin]

Fortnite did it

[fair bridge]

good chocolate too

[limpid vigil]

mallow am i mistaken or in the beggining teaser the vet is holding a recon lasgun with a difrent sight? Or a new mark possibly?

[rain idol]

Oh god nevermind your right

[limpid vigil]

https://youtu.be/g9Xmj2x5V8A?t=49

the timestamp

[tough path]

do they care THAT much tho?

[proven basin]

Are we getting Hatsune Miku dlc for this game?

[limpid vigil]

idk it just looks like the recon but difrent and i love that gun so i noticed

[fair bridge]

#zealot-class message
no clue

[hard crane]

yea thats 2027 skulls event

[rain idol]

I always want to miku miku beam a heretic or two

[tough path]

i mean i hope so

but idk

[thick fog]

thats just inf lasgun

[fathom geyser]

a trapper just hit me in the air 😭

[thick fog]

without any sights

[limpid vigil]

ok that makes sense , might be the video quality playing tricks on me but i thought the top of it was a bit boxy like the recon version

[limpid vigil]

still dope

[hazy valley]

Just saw the teaser

I love my Moebian 21st so much

[limpid vigil]

can i throw out a crackpot theory?

[hazy valley]

They look like the guys from the trailers when the game first released

[hazy valley]

Sure

[modern elm]

Sure

[limpid vigil]

the bwooom with the blue lightining at the end sounds like a bird screetch to me and with all the smoke it makes me think of tzeentch demons

doubt we will get em as enemies

tho

[hazy valley]

I got a screenshot of that

[fair bridge]

@lilac crag can our squad be called the moebian 67th

[limpid vigil]

how about 69th?

[hazy valley]

Does anyone know if we can post pics of the teaser in #darktide-pics-vids ?

Maybe if spoiler tagged

[fair bridge]

unironically like 67 more because of the lack of sexual connotation associated with 69

[limpid vigil]

fair

[fair bridge]

you're more intelligent using 67 rather than the goonbrained 69

i'm a Real Doctor

[limpid vigil]

imagine the moebian jungle regiment the moebian 420th tho

[thick fog]

67 is just bold italic 69 pose

[mystic fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1153279327513886770/1488928332257955971/1752934061219_truthgryn.gif

[fair bridge]

oh yeah i'm gonna get a steering wheel set up tonight

to play dt with

[limpid vigil]

...dash ogryn racing ?

[sly quest]

WRONG

67 is a statement.

A life style.

[fair bridge]

our squad is the moebian 67th

[south valve]

This is why we're all going to hell

[sly quest]

Im eating cake n drinking a monster

My brain is turning into a mush

[limpid vigil]

wrong again - it's the emoji for a bird with long eyebrows

[fair bridge]

thats so fucking cool.....

i had a cold pizza

it was nice actually

[sly quest]

ONE TRILLION SUGARS!!!!!!!!

[limpid vigil]

girl dinner!

[sly quest]

Please please one slice

[fair bridge]

$10000000000000000000 dollar

[sly quest]

Diabetes!

[limpid vigil]

Dia-betes the sugar sweet drag queen!

[sly quest]

If I had that I would travel to your house just to pinch you ONCE… then go back.

[sly quest]

I like you, you’re funny. You’re staying.

[limpid vigil]

id do that just to tilt all the furniture in said house an inch to the left

[mystic fossil]

should i buy salmon today or nah

[sly quest]

Buy cake

[limpid vigil]

depends - do you want salmon?

[fair bridge]

"come and take it liberal" i say as i pull back the hammer on my limited edition halo infinite nerf magnum pistol and point it directly at my reflection in the mirror

[sly quest]

But I like the right more

[limpid vigil]

we can do splitsies and gaslight mallow together

[sly quest]

That’s why I will nuke your whole country

[limpid vigil]

so you take half to the right and i take half to the left

[sly quest]

Mallow wanted to play darktide with a steering wheel.

I do think they are far gone anyways.

[fair bridge]

im wearing a shirt that says "MOUTH BREATHER" and i'm watching the dark knight for the 714th time

[limpid vigil]

id do too just to ogryn charge at ppl with a steering wheel

it funny

[proven basin]

What about the new Forza with a wheel

[fair bridge]

honestly ogryn might be the play

i'll start on like malice or something just to get a feel

[sly quest]

This is why we’re so doomed as a generation.

[fair bridge]

then we'll ramp up the diff

[fair bridge]

i'm literally older than you

[sly quest]

I thought you were better… Neo.

[lilac crag]

truth nuke twin

[mystic fossil]

and you're a bad influence

dooming us

[limpid vigil]

im not - i once played titanfall 2 with the d-pad of my xbox controller

[bronze wren]

Big chungus

[sly quest]

Too goated. Mallow would never be this cool.

[sly quest]

By 1 second.

[sly quest]

Get out of my house.

[vernal verge]

Fatshark should turn everyone’s characters into servitors for the update

[limpid vigil]

you never said anything about the walls tho

[hazy kestrel]

It’s most likely one of two things, an electro priest, which I think is unlikely, or a Skitarii with an electro gun that I don’t remember the name of

[sly quest]

Fatshark should give me 1 trillion dollars for the update

[limpid vigil]

woopwoopwoopwop

[hazy kestrel]

I believe they’re part of the Corpuscarii

[little marten]

hahahaha

[modern elm]

Arc rifle????

[little marten]

i just had my first toxic guy

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[fading otter]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-meyers-dr-evil-gif-8450853

[sly quest]

Just close your eyes and breathe through your nose

[limpid vigil]

i thought that was your job nurgle man

[little marten]

he was gonna 'quit because im not carrying this guy'

then didnt quit

[sly quest]

HAAAAAAAAA LOSER YOU CANT GIF

LOOOSSSEERRRRRRRR

TAKE THE LLLL LOOOOSSSEERRRRR

[modern elm]

I dont think it will be any kind of electropreist as no matter the gender they are supposed to remain topless... sooo

I mean

Maybe

[fading otter]

[little marten]

then folded to the poxwalker wave on the end boss

[modern elm]

Freaktarii update

[sly quest]

I’m sorry Kurty You are very cool

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, we’re likely getting a jack-of-all-trades Skitarii

[limpid vigil]

that takes me back to the one time in the nurgles might event when my whole squad did not take care of the sniper and i had to run across the map as a flamethrower psyker just to kill em and then got yelled at cuz me team died

and then i died

got yelled at

but ef em

i told em and they did not do crap abt it

[hazy kestrel]

As we have the Sicarian Ruststalkers signature melee, most likely an arc rifle as per the teaser trailer, and the servo skull cameo.

[sly quest]

Now that’s when you report everyone.

[little marten]

he swapped to zealot for captain damage.. but took relic sword lmao but it was me not doing enough dmg with recon/knife despite blowing up the bosses

[modern elm]

I don't mind but unfortunately the FREAKTIDE naked electro preist update won't happen

[hazy kestrel]

General chat never changes

[limpid vigil]

i don't remember relic blade being bad for captains if you manage heat well - means he was rly crap

[little marten]

its fine

[hazy kestrel]

Well you need the special running stab heavy for the boss one taps right?

Whereas with thammer is just charged heavy backstab and forget.

[sly quest]

Relic blade is bad for everything

[little marten]

just an angry kid i guess, or worse an angry man

[sly quest]

Or I’m just dookie at the game

[limpid vigil]

nuh uh

[sly quest]

Not sure

[hazy kestrel]

Imagine being angry, couldn’t be me.

[limpid vigil]

it's good but requires attack speed talents

[drowsy lynx]

This reminds me of playing thammer flamer zealot and needing to clutch on consignment yard while snipers pin me on the finale

[south valve]

Your execution is in 5

4

3

[limpid vigil]

otherwise you are better off with anything else

[hazy kestrel]

Particularly the Martyrmaxxing tree iirc

For the funny attack speed talent

[limpid vigil]

that or the crit one i do not remember the name of

[drowsy lynx]

Relic blade when you never turn on it be like

[modern elm]

I love thunderhammer one-shot builds... the deamonhost never saw it coming

[hazy kestrel]

I see you, King.

[modern elm]

It's like crowning a witch in l4d2

[limpid vigil]

personally i run the sweep block attack relic blade. I can already poke with the running attack so i don't use the stab

[little marten]

in my defence i took the bait a bit and called the dude a weird incel

that always gets em frothing

[drowsy lynx]

My friends are still shocked when I do this lol

Despite them knowing was designated crowner way back in the day

[sly quest]

Please take a good mug shot for me I need a new pfp

[hazy kestrel]

Have some goddamn FAITH, Arthur!

[limpid vigil]

i heard a dude at my school recently call a girl a foid so i told him he sounds like a maleoid

[south valve]

📸

[limpid vigil]

looked at me like i just slapped a baby

[little marten]

wtf is a foid and a maleoid

[south valve]

Oh god NO

[limpid vigil]

foid is what incels call girls now

cuz of course

[little marten]

ffs

[fading otter]

Respect

[hazy kestrel]

I have no idea

[little marten]

imagine if we just didnt insult women because they found us ugly

[obtuse oak]

What is up gamers

[south valve]

Goog sticker

[sly quest]

LMAOAOOAOAOAO

[limpid vigil]

and i made up maleoid just to throw it back at him

[hazy kestrel]

Why can’t people just be normal, smh.

[south valve]

Hi!

[hazy kestrel]

Henlo Hank

[sly quest]

Thank you. I like the tiny paw, very cute

[sly quest]

Haioy

[limpid vigil]

a direction

[obtuse oak]

I just finished our pre-Ascension drinks sesh at work and stepped into the train with 6 beers downed

[hazy kestrel]

Hank, I have a question that I don’t think you will be able to answer yet.

[limpid vigil]

[little marten]

you're ascending?

damn

[obtuse oak]

No Jesus did

It's called Ascension

[limpid vigil]

yeah hadron asked me to hop on the ascender

[obtuse oak]

National holiday

[little marten]

ohhh lmao

[obtuse oak]

I have the next 4 days off

[little marten]

was worried you'd joined a suicide cult or something

[obtuse oak]

If I did, you'd know.

[limpid vigil]

warframe jade laser event ptsd intensifies

[little marten]

... i think thats based

[obtuse oak]

You're the first person I'd invite

[cosmic burrow]

farmin

[obtuse oak]

When are you not?

[feral vessel]

hi hank hi magi hi nurgle hi neop hi personman hi alice hi painted

[hazy kestrel]

Hank, is the electric effect in the trailer an arc gun? I have my suspicions.

[feral vessel]

that all of them?

[limpid vigil]

hiya!

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Sergal

[obtuse oak]

One direction?

[hazy kestrel]

Welcome back

[limpid vigil]

yes

[south valve]

Hi Sergal!

[obtuse oak]

Trailer?

[hazy kestrel]

The teaser thingy for Skulls

[hard crane]

warhammer skulls teaser

[obtuse oak]

The what

[fading otter]

Damn catching blows left and right today 😂

[limpid vigil]

might be an electro priest or imo a tzeentch demon (prolly not tho)

[south valve]

It's everyone who MATTERS

[hazy kestrel]

It had a bit for Darktide at the end

[limpid vigil]

correct everyone is made of matter

[obtuse oak]

Oh let me see

[modern elm]

I hope the new class is ranged focused

[feral vessel]

hank didn't say hello back

im going to rip him to shreds

[stuck crescent]

Hello chat

[south valve]

Hi Welshie!

[stuck crescent]

Hello @feral vessel

[obtuse oak]

Oh Alanah managed to leverage her relationship with Rahul into a voice acting role for Boltgun 2? Good for her

[south valve]

This is because he is evil

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae

[feral vessel]

yeah smh

hank is evil

he's kinda like Napoleon from Animal Farm

[hazy valley]

I'm SO MUCH MORE EXCITED about the teaser but I am trapped at work ahflajfslvjahcakjvkwncns

[obtuse oak]

Anyway yeah I can tell you what that is at the end there. It's [REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE INQUISITION]

[feral vessel]

manipulative, greedy

[little marten]

Teaser for what

[hazy valley]

I love seeing my Moebian 21st so much

[hazy valley]

I feel like Darktide is going to make me like the Moebian 21st more than I like the Elysians and Catachan

[hazy kestrel]

Well, it was worth a shot lmao

[fading otter]

Skulls, think there was a servo skull tease for ad mech?

[lilac crag]

HI HANK

[limpid vigil]

Yknow what they say - nobody expects the 21st

[heavy mango]

SKITARII TOMORROW (AND BY TOMORROW WE MEAN MAY 21ST)

[lilac crag]

HI CAT!!!!!!!!!!!

[little marten]

Nah it’s a cherub for Sister of Battle

I will cope

[limpid vigil]

(spanish inquisition)

[mystic fossil]

just hold hank at gun point to get it, he knows

[fading otter]

Zealot 2 Electric Boogaloo

[modern elm]

Warhammer skulls 2026 dropped a new class teaser for darktide an arc rifle fires and a servo skulk retreats into the fog of war

So def a skitarii class

[little marten]

Shitari hahahaha

[cosmic burrow]

when at work

[mystic fossil]

zealot: uprising

[hazy valley]

For everything that Darktide is, it feels like the 21st are the most "I'm still standing. I'm still alive. I'm still fighting." of all the groups on Atoma. First into the fray and the last ones in the dark when the lights go out

[modern elm]

Zealot take mannhattan

[hazy valley]

[little marten]

When is skulls then 21st?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[hazy valley]

Yes! Thursday

[modern elm]

Starts the 21st

[stuck crescent]

KRIEG PERSONALITY FOR VET TOMMOROW (AND BY TOMMOROW I MEAN TOMMOROW)

[little marten]

Ok I’ll see you all there 🫡

[heavy mango]

Ew

[stuck crescent]

Dumbest thing I've ever read

[obtuse oak]

This?

[stuck crescent]

Reddit brained loser

[fading otter]

Hell yeah, thank you

[hazy kestrel]

What the dog doin?

[heavy mango]

Hank, add the HOPE admech guy as a sticker immediately

[obtuse oak]

Man that took a while to find the right frame for on mobile lmao

[mystic fossil]

just tell us what it is daddy hank

[lapis halo]

It makes me wonder, after we get skitarii (if it is to happen tomorrow), what class could we predict will come next?

I’m honestly hoping for a beastman, as unlikely as it is. But god damn would that be so cool

[obtuse oak]

Give me a good crop for it and I'll send it to the admin immediately

[modern elm]

Aeldari as apparently from 2 arbitrators talking the record of xenos contact has been either redacted or destroyed I forgot but most likely that means a xenos used as a reject class

[worn quail]

powder that makes yous ay ski

uhh

skitar, the popwder that

[feral vessel]

zealotry

[worn quail]

ah forget it

[feral vessel]

ZEALOTRY FM

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[mystic fossil]

VATANN

VOTANN

MY LEAGUES

[lapis halo]

Hmmm I’d be satisfied with that

Nit as satisfied as I’d be with a beastman but that would still be cool

I think it would be fun for fatshark to look at the 40k beastman given their inclusion in Vermintide 2

[heavy mango]

Give me 5-10 minutes gonna edit out the background shit

[modern elm]

Felineids RAHHHHH

[lapis halo]

Emperor-mandated cat gf’s???

[modern elm]

YES RAHHHHH

[limpid vigil]

Essentialy too under fire to die

[lapis halo]

“FOR THE EMPEROR

AND MY GIRLFRIEND BUTTERFLUFF”

“…your girlfriend named herself butterfluff?”

[feral vessel]

my soul belongs to the emperor..............

does your heart?????????

[steep patrol]

How's the game after the patch?

[lapis halo]

My heart belongs to Khorne because it sounds like corn and I like corn-based products (but not actual corn)

[vivid zinc]

guys...

99% THC dabs lmao

[lapis halo]

Where can one legally buy such a wonderful thing?

[vivid zinc]

Canada lol

[modern elm]

99% hopium dabs

[lapis halo]

Fuck

[obtuse oak]

"no I did"

Crazy good skybox outside my train atm. Have a good Ascension weekend fellas.

[lapis halo]

I’m in the U.S. and we still have a lot of bullshit laws surrounding it. Like even though it’s legal in certain states, it’s still outlawed on the federal level, so like a local dispensary I’d go to used to allow card but now they only take cash, because the government will only allow thc to be sold as an atm charge

[vivid zinc]

Yeah in the USA it's tricky cuz it's not legal federally but is in a lot of states

Which means that border patrol can fuck ur day up if you're within 100 miles of a border or an airport

since they're federal

[heavy mango]

cant dm it :(

[obtuse oak]

Post it in pics n vids

[heavy mango]

looks like midwest hellscape

[hard gorge]

Some people are still in jail for weed possession

Its pretty fucked

Imagine getting jailed for something and like 2 months later they legalize it

Id be so fucking pissed

[vivid zinc]

right?

One of the biggest mistakes the USA has ever made is allowing for-profit prisons

Cuz it makes sure dumb shit happens for minor, minor law infractions

[hard gorge]

The term alone is pretty fucked

[obtuse oak]

European low lying flatlands

[hard gorge]

Hella dystopian

[obtuse oak]

(Netherlands)

[vivid zinc]

Blame the British lol

[visual vortex]

What is that a little beetle?

[obtuse oak]

It's not as much of a hellscape because it's densely populated. Feels less dystopian when the endlessly flat farmland is interspersed with cities every 20 miles

[obsidian wren]

Balls

[obtuse oak]

You tell me

[heavy mango]

ok yeah thats not too bad

[heavy mango]

though

on the other hand

there is also actually functioning public transportation over there so it's less of a problem to live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere

xd

[vivid zinc]

Europe is good for that

[drowsy lynx]

Me when no terps

[vivid zinc]

Want the worst of both worlds though? Move to Canada or Eastern Russia lol

[somber stream]

We all know the upcoming class is admech and the one after is SoB, let’s get ahead of the curve and discuss the one after, after that

[visual vortex]

100% a beetle

Like a ladybug

[vivid zinc]

If I want terps I'll get some rosin

[obtuse oak]

The people in bumfuck nowhere do tend to have a car

Bus lines are slowly disappearing