general-chat

[twin flower]

ive never seen Goobs bait someone before

[whole bough]

@lilac crag @onyx crater gaming? i lost track of time

[jaunty path]

show

[feral vessel]

dm

[jaunty path]

I need to sleep soon

[lilac crag]

it has been 10 minutes

[jaunty path]

yea dm me

[lilac crag]

im still here if you wanna play

[dire kayak]

🪤

[whole bough]

oh it has i thought it was 30

[lilac crag]

no im mad at u

[lilac crag]

nah youre okay moth

[dire kayak]

WHYYYYY

[lilac crag]

im gonna get on

[feral vessel]

kill 6 billion demons

[twin flower]

apolocheese

[dire kayak]

without me,,,,,,,,,

[whole bough]

im goin

[feral vessel]

ONE MORE FUCKING CHEESE PUN AND I'M GOING POSTAL

[dire kayak]

🪤

[lilac crag]

you can (Should) join us

[acoustic pebble]

My dogs rest now

They slep

[whole bough]

its just some cheesy jokes

[astral basin]

Watch out sergals getting cheesed

[twin flower]

sorry, that was cheesy of me

[feral vessel]

IM GOING TO KILL YOU

[twin flower]

[wild vector]

Are they gouda nough though?

[obsidian wren]

Cheese

[feral vessel]

anyways does Consopi sound too generic for an alien species

[whole bough]

sometimes, i dream about cheese

[acoustic pebble]

I will never do something that cheesy

[twin flower]

dont be such a muenster

-# its a type of cheese

[whole bough]

who join

u or me

[lilac crag]

i join u

[lilac crag]

and u load us up because ur in NA servs

[feral vessel]

i hate all of you

[onyx crater]

can i join da havoc party

[whole bough]

ya

[lilac crag]

ya sure ill give you my code rn

[onyx crater]

bet

[twin flower]

does it mean anything?

[acoustic pebble]

Quite a cranky person. Must be from Wenslydale

[dire kayak]

catching strays

[feral vessel]

aware people

[dire kayak]

psyker

[acoustic pebble]

Are you from wensleydale by chance?

[whole bough]

well alien races can be named one of two things: a new word OR a descriptor

[lilac crag]

if the game would kindly load faster.

[acoustic pebble]

You seem tired. You feta get to sleep

[onyx crater]

how do I add code ive only done thru steam

[wild vector]

Consopi sounds like some kind of weed Xenos would smoke

[lilac crag]

7035323018

[twin flower]

I hope you had a cheddar day than yesterday

[lilac crag]

@whole bough@onyx crater

[dire kayak]

bites you

[lilac crag]

go to settings, social, find player

put my code in

[onyx crater]

oh i see

trench rat lol

[feral vessel]

this one is a new word i think

[lilac crag]

ya

[twin flower]

[onyx crater]

i put the code in, does it auto send

[acoustic pebble]

Oh yeah, it was grate

[whole bough]

put in and then select or whatever and invite to team

[dire kayak]

bites you more

[onyx crater]

oh it wasnt letting me at first

strange

[astral basin]

Never heard. Sound vaguely South American

[whole bough]

anyone else want to play tho

[feral vessel]

JUST
READ THIS

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1rgLEVC1Kzw2WXr6S3JaInLzF9lW1ppI3/view?usp=drivesdk

WAAH

[twin flower]

ip grabber

[jaunty path]

nice virus

loser

[thick fog]

GOOGLE DOCKY

[acoustic pebble]

Hello you monster

[dire kayak]

hmph

[jaunty path]

Hi Jakka

[feral vessel]

AHUR UP

[jaunty path]

did you read the fucked up thing I wrote

[trail bramble]

no thanks dude

[feral vessel]

You are all SUCTK

STUPID IDIOTS

[jaunty path]

I cant remember if you saw it or not

[lilac crag]

come join

[feral vessel]

MORONS

[acoustic pebble]

No actually. Refresh me memory

[jaunty path]

You're Slovakian

[acoustic pebble]

You seem to be feeling Bleu

[feral vessel]

OH OH ITS AN IP GRABBER BECAUSE APPARENTLY IM EVIL OR SOMETHING

I AM LEAVING FOREVER NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN FUCK YOU

[acoustic pebble]

Nah

[jaunty path]

Unimportant. it's disturbing things you probably don't want to read but then again its not that bad

[jaunty path]

I can dm u it

[twin flower]

im going to brie honest with you

I think we upset the Sergal

[acoustic pebble]

I've seen worse. Bring it

[jaunty path]

tooth paste hair anime girl

[astral basin]

Spangle broke out a google doc
Aaaaaaa

[onyx crater]

hatsune miku

[dire kayak]

kills you

[acoustic pebble]

I thought we were having a gouda day

[lilac crag]

@onyx crater psst

[jaunty path]

aniime fans when ur true

[lilac crag]

load up the havoc lfg

[onyx crater]

oh

[dire kayak]

upsetti spaghetti

[dire kayak]

i hear you,,,,,

[lilac crag]

why arent you joining us if you said you wanna

[twin flower]

her eyes looks kinda uneven on that one or is it just me

[obsidian wren]

When new admech darktide class

[jaunty path]

Next year since you keep fucking asking

[onyx crater]

are we speedrunning or actually playing this

[twin flower]

prolly a few weeks after skulls

[dire kayak]

im lazyyy

[obsidian wren]

Easiest bait of my lifeeeeee

[onyx crater]

lol

real

[obsidian wren]

Ik i was just throwing a stone in the stagnant water

[twin flower]

Oh

At this point im more looking forward to DoW or Total War 40k

[delicate vapor]

a

o deer

[twin flower]

[astral basin]

…sergal why am i hearing “ed-ward… big… bro-ther” when i read that
“Largely similar to sapiens”, tho eventually uncanny in the long run of reading
Lanky, 4 digits, snout, varying degrees of fur. If bigfoot was snoot oriented 🤔

[obsidian wren]

Furry but with extra steps

[twin flower]

le snoot

[somber stream]

What do costco hotdog taste like

[astral basin]

Bever been despite American

[twin flower]

Wish we had Costco

[obsidian wren]

Beef missiles outclass pork missiles

[astral basin]

Lolol

[somber stream]

Why though, i heard it's one of the more consumer friendly chain over there

[twin flower]

missiles?

[astral basin]

Simple answer
Buccees
Never been to that either. Im an unadventurous fuck
Also. I work at a Circle mf K. Im tired of looking at weiners rolling on a nasty af grill

[somber stream]

Fair, very fair

[delicate vapor]

[cosmic burrow]

clean the grill with break cleaner

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

Season 2 when

[astral basin]

We aren’t provided real methods to clean it in my region
We have a heavy duty antigrease spray, different from our dish antigrease spray
And if the grill gets shut off a bunch of rollers stop turning
Just. Spray and wipe. Call maintenance when the gears get clogged

[twin flower]

[little marten]

☕️

[twin flower]

Is this the states

☕️

Interesting

[little marten]

Spill it, queen

[twin flower]

Nuh uh

[astral basin]

Its alabama. Le suuth
Worst of the worst in cut corners

[little marten]

Oh gurl -you- -are- salacious 💅

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Elios.

Stop it

Le bad

Le gay

platinum trading isnt a real job elios

Hm. Buzz wearing off. Sad. Good think im in bed

[nocturne bloom]

LET ME SLEEP

Whats up chat

[lilac crag]

hi lamia

[twin flower]

hoi hoi

same ol same ol

[delicate vapor]

whats up danga

e

[onyx crater]

i keep forgetting how to check my havoc level lol how do I do it again

[cosmic burrow]

at the table you start havoc

[onyx crater]

its the number?

[cosmic burrow]

yes

[onyx crater]

i thought if you run a havoc 40 you instantly turn lvl 40 havoc clearance, is that how that works?

[onyx crater]

i forgor

[nocturne bloom]

Too tired to type

[dire kayak]

help me erin's expert chart is kicking my ass

does NOT give you time to relax and does NOT give you time to react to chart pattern changes

[molten matrix]

it used to be that way after week

[little marten]

ATTENTION CRAB BROTHERS 🦀 🌟 🪐

Your emotional manner is deeper and more profound than usual today, dear Cancer, which is largely due to the Moon’s transit of your solar eighth house, but also Venus in your privacy sector. Today's Moon-Venus harmony pleasantly highlights these themes. Still, there's a contrast with the Sun's current mission, which is to keep you connected. Transits now highlight your different needs, wants, and styles, which can result in some indecision. While few are seeing your softer side or learning your true feelings on many matters, you're friendly and keeping connected. Misunderstandings are possible when people see a more resilient side of your personality and fail to recognize your sensitivity. Today, a fair part of you wants to have some fun and is taking things lightly, but another part can't help but see flaws. Watch for emotional reactions or hypersensitivity that keep you from enjoying yourself. However, pay attention to complicated feelings. With some self-honesty, you might come into contact with desires you didn't know you had.

[molten matrix]

now you go up 1-2-3 ranks depending on how much higher the assignement is you do from someone else

[twin flower]

wuh the hell?

[little marten]

Thank you sun 🌞 🙏

[little marten]

Gotta listen to the universe brother

Actually having read the horrorscope I find it repugnant and manipulative

[somber stream]

I am so sensitive rn

Vulnerable, even

Like a fish on the fray

So if there's any single preying goth girl about . .

[little marten]

Just remember to thank the sun and you’ll get through this

I promise

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

Sleep deprived here

Nvm, bestie showed me an album. Gonna sleep

Bye bye people

[delicate vapor]

[little marten]

LGS won’t be doing terror of Devlan preorders Sad

[vagrant burrow]

Looked at the new patch notes and saw that they buffed the Inferno Staff... Like why... WHY?

I do love the Uncanny Strike and Crusher nerfs though

[somber stream]

The greatest tragedy is DS nerf

[vagrant burrow]

"Tragedy" you misspelled blessing

[somber stream]

Nah

[little marten]

DS died so HEAVY EVISCERATOR could live

[astral basin]

Licht, the German, praying for a goth girl to prey on him
When his neighbor likely has more chains than he has… whats a german stereotype that involves chains…?

[little marten]

Any building in Berlin after 3am

[astral basin]

Thats awful

[somber stream]

Krampus are know to carry chains around

My arch enemy

[little marten]

At my old company I was invited to Berlin for a ‘party’ weekend as a Christmas party

I did not go

[astral basin]

Hose more rope than a rancher has leads for horses
Now THAT makes sense

[raven dirge]

They are nerfing hive scum as expected

[astral basin]

As expected

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

this chart is flick hell

[somber stream]

Imagine yourself a Berliner and your company is hosting a trip to London, would you?

[cosmic burrow]

nothing of value was lost.

[dire kayak]

good descriptions

am satisfied

yummy professional writing

[onyx crater]

hive scum nerf doesnt seem that bad tbh

2 zookas instead of 3 is fine

the stacks tho idk

[lost patio]

Is there a comprehensive list of what each armor type in the game means?

I cant find anything except a super wordy post on steamcommunity that doesn't quite answer the actual question I have.

I'm basically trying to figure out what exactly the upcoming changes to rotten armor mean for the builds I'm playing (carapace -> infested).

Can I actually consistently destroy them with my flame staff now? Do I still have to bring massive amounts of CC on arbitrator or is it likely all crushers will just get deleted as soon as they spawn? Is rending & brittleness less required now? Can I play scum without Boom Bringer into that modifier without feeling useless? etc.

[dire kayak]

infested is the same armour level as groaners im pretty sure

so even autoguns probably work pretty well

[wooden creek]

Groaners are unarmored, poxwalkers and hounds are Infested

[dire kayak]

i seee

yeah poxwalkers

[molten matrix]

inferno staff and soulblaze got a buff to 0.35 carapace adm

[wooden creek]

I don't think you're going to find anyone willing to theorycraft all the details about the update a few days before the update actually hits

[molten matrix]

even without the rotten armor change it would shred rotten armor

[somber stream]

Why are all the UFO vids so shitty lol

With long-range recon tech you'd think we'd have more pixels

Also naked aliens? Fashion is no longer a thing in the distant future?

[dire kayak]

my cat is purring while sleeping
what do you think she's dreaming of

[delicate vapor]

food

[dire kayak]

so they can hide the defects that disprove them

[rough verge]

Purr💅💅

[somber stream]

Seen that star-shaped UFO footage yet? very fascinating

[dire kayak]

i saw a little of it

there's always an explanation for stuff

[lost patio]

that's fair, I was mostly just wondering whether the changes are as impactful as it seems. To a lay person it sounds like going from carapace to basically nothing lol

[devout iris]

Can anyone tell me how does volley fire works ? it says it show weakness points, but when I activate the skill the whole body is yellow. so where's the weakness point ?

[rough verge]

I thought it was headshot damage and the outlines are just outlines

[molten matrix]

the head

[devout iris]

I keep shooting the head without missing but no marked for death penance.

does the augmented version doesn't work ?

[molten matrix]

strange

[rough verge]

Might be a better ask in #veteran-class ngl. Aint got a clue

[fiery wave]

Is this focus target penance?

You need to use the middle keystone and ping/tag them and kill.

[devout iris]

It says hit 4 weak spots without missing during volley fire. So I need to ping before shooting ?

[sly quest]

Does marking really make them weaker too?

[lilac crag]

you do not. that's another penance

[fiery wave]

Oh, that one. That's just exe stance point blank into pogryn head.

[lilac crag]

you have to be aiming down sights too

I did it using a braced autogun

get close, pop it, hit a tanky target 4 times

the point is to not kill them AFAIK

[fiery wave]

Take a recon, exestance, shoot head. Take the node to highlight bigger targets if you want more time to RNG.

[lilac crag]

ya that's the middle keystone

depending on ur stacks

enemy takes X amount of damage more

[fiery wave]

Hit reg in this game is a gamble, so a fast firing gun to a big target is easier.

[devout iris]

some enemies don't show weak points like the ogryn with the shield.

[delicate vapor]

blue enemies... candy?

[fiery wave]

Or last resort, volley fire to dark communion uprising.

[lilac crag]

ur missing the node that highlights them. it forces you to pick either the small enemy highlight or large enemy highlight

it locks you out of the other option

[devout iris]

Ohh ok.

[sly quest]

That’s so interesting

[lilac crag]

do small enemies. find a mauler. blast head

[fiery wave]

OH.

[lilac crag]

they got carapace helmets, should do you just fine

[fiery wave]

You need to ADS.

I forgot that caveat. Most ppl fuck that part up.

You need to ADS while shooting.

[devout iris]

Thank you so much for the info guys.

[fiery wave]

Remember to rmb before shooting.

[wooden creek]

Given the many moving gears the game has, it makes it very hard to accurately predict how things will be shaken up. But in general you'll probably see more things being useful against Rotten Armor, at least. We don't have the full patch notes however, so there might be other things at play.

[fiery wave]

That's the weapon's secondary ability.

[devout iris]

will do.

[pseudo terrace]

did someone say rock and stone?

[sly quest]

I don’t think so…??

[lilac crag]

rock and stone

I did now

[raven dirge]

Buffing inferno staff against carapace
Who asked

[sly quest]

Sorry

[steep patrol]

How's the game feeling after Ogryns spawn reduction and Rotten Armour nerf?

[delicate vapor]

vhaow

[fiery wave]

Ask again next week.

[steep patrol]

Oh, I thought the patch was already out. Shame

[fiery wave]

Is just announcement. Still questioning them not buffing bleed.

While Soulblaze gets buffed.

[lilac crag]

noob

[delicate vapor]

you

[lilac crag]

you

[delicate vapor]

you

[lilac crag]

you noob

[delicate vapor]

you

[lilac crag]

nuhuh

[dire kayak]

noob

[delicate vapor]

beautiful

[little marten]

AYYY LMAOOOO

[somber stream]

Naked alien, all of them

[delicate vapor]

PUT SOME CLOTHES

[little marten]

I like the idea that aliums are basically biological vessels for consciousness like biological constructs used as super advanced robots

But I also don’t believe in them so who cares lol

[lilac crag]

noob u

[somber stream]

I'm alien pilled

But the things they post, so very low-effort

[dire kayak]

bites you

[lilac crag]

ow

[little marten]

Have some aliens so you stop asking for the REAL files

[lilac crag]

if only Gemini home entertainment was real

:(

[somber stream]

What's that

[lilac crag]

analog horror YouTube series

one of the founding fathers

it plays with themes of Astrology and Nature in very disturbing ways

but it has aliens and Neptune is a cosmic horror !

:)

[somber stream]

:o

Interesting

[dire kayak]

i would die if it was real,,,,,

i am the easiest target for a nightcrawler

wait no

woodcrawler

fuck ive reached larper status

IVE WATCHED THE SERIES TOO

but yeah id die so fast im the easiest target

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

both are accurate

[lilac crag]

I'd be part of regnad!

[patent grove]

How was sb buffed

[lilac crag]

more damage against carapace

ADM increase

[dire kayak]

i think they'd just sacrifice you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[lilac crag]

that's the fun part !!!!!!!!

[dire kayak]

not getting sacrificed without me

[fiery wave]

Slightly better adm to compensate for uncanny nerf. They forgot bleed requires the same.

Bleed now in an open grave after being shot out back.

[somber stream]

👽
👔 👌
🩲
🧦

[little violet]

Their evolving

[little marten]

The Stars are Dead

The stars are dead…

I was one of the unlucky few. I watched from the port-side window as our dying sun took its last defiant breath and in its death throes, incinerated the rock we call home.

It has been three years. Three years trapped in the void. War, greed, profit and loss. These things stopped us learning the stars. And so we are stranded, floating around our husk of a world. Drifting without purpose in the pitch black of an uncaring void.

Who can say how much longer the ship will last. Salvation is not salvation when it is mere inches of steel, that creaks and groans. One day the integrity will fail, and who can say how quickly we will join the fallen.

The darkness of our extinguished sun is no more, a bright swirl of pulsing twilight erupted from its corpse in the early hours of yesterday morning. If morning can even be said to exist anymore. A black hole they say. But I know better. I can hear it’s sounds now as I try to sleep. An incoherent scream from the other side, the maddening call. It is coming.

The stars are dead. But the thing beyond stirs ever more.

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

hey handsome

[delicate vapor]

what planet you come from

[marsh iris]

came from vagina

[delicate vapor]

an earthling

[marsh iris]

[little marten]

Uranus 🤭

[delicate vapor]

we dont date beings from the milky way galaxy anymore bud thats 10 solar systems years ago

[wicked hill]

probing uranus

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect-probe-gif-13406443

[delicate vapor]

we only go to the destronumaus galaxy

[south valve]

5 seconds no yaoi

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

I’ve only just noticed the squig mug lol

[delicate vapor]

with his own mug

[quartz shell]

🧐

[delicate vapor]

[patent grove]

@little marten did you write that

[white finch]

when is the balance update is coming out? i couldn't find a date on it

[little marten]

Sadly yes

[patent grove]

It's good

[south valve]

Me on the window of the explosive shop

[little marten]

All the talk of aliens made me think about how scary floating in space actually is especially with no earth to go back to, and can’t not throw in some cosmic horror

[patent grove]

Have you read 3 body problem

[little marten]

I’ve not but I’ve been told to

Worth it?

[patent grove]

Absolutely

Although

For like 6 months afterwards I had some existential anxiety

[little marten]

Ooh

[patent grove]

Theres a netflix series adaptation by the guys that did game of thrones

[little marten]

It can’t effect my constant unending existential anxiety anyway lol

I saw a couple episodes of that

[patent grove]

And theres a tencent tv series too

[delicate vapor]

ive seen that

[patent grove]

Which one?

[delicate vapor]

unsure but i only just remember cause a friend brought the name up before and gave a little context on it

[marsh iris]

didnt the director died or something

[patent grove]

Both are good imo. Netflix is a bit on the short side, like 8 or 9 episodes, where as the tencent version is a little too long, something like 30+ episodes

[white finch]

is there a date on the balance changes?

[lilac crag]

sometime next week

no specific date afaik

[patent grove]

An executive producer was killed

[hasty sky]

executed, even

[marsh iris]

executed producer

[lilac crag]

excommunicated

[marsh iris]

[south valve]

Person below me is straight

[distant oak]

teehee

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

hi cheese

hi elios

commonly known as noob

[distant oak]

hiiiii

sometimes i dream about cheeseeee

[delicate vapor]

hello alex

nooblex

[lilac crag]

nooblos

[lilac crag]

true. . .

[delicate vapor]

not even my name

thats someone else bud

Nooblex

[lilac crag]

nuhuh

you

[delicate vapor]

nope

i said so

[lilac crag]

freaking evil

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

i heard there was cheese?

[dire kayak]

🪤

[south valve]

“Welcome to the trap, mouse”

[patent grove]

Cnn is talking about aliens

[distant oak]

eats!!

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[dire kayak]

nicknaming you nooblex on dc now,,,,,

[lilac crag]

WHAT THE HECK

[south valve]

Noober hotline

[devout iris]

Is there a mission where plague ogryn spawn 100% ?
Or it's just random ?

[waxen sleet]

Noobles in Tomato Sauce?

[little marten]

God I just want to be a cat man and fall asleep on my owners lap rn

[lilac crag]

just random

but there are missions with guranteed boss spawns

[somber stream]

I want 4 million Euro

AFTER TAX

[little marten]

Would you share 👉👈

[somber stream]

I'll get you a Steam frame

[waxen sleet]

I got 3 pennies and shiny nickel

[little marten]

Based

If I had 4 million I’d shower some of you here

[dire kayak]

[devout iris]

Any chance you know which mission does he spawns ?

[somber stream]

Same tbh, after i build a castle in the forest

[dire kayak]

during that ogryn grenade event a while back it was 100% plague ogryns

[devout iris]

Is it available now ? Or the event is gone.

[little marten]

1 million for myself 1 million to live off interest comfortably and then 2 million to make some dreams come true

[dire kayak]

th event gone

[lilac crag]

a boss is guranteed to spawn during dark communion

the mission

[devout iris]

Tysm

[little marten]

Darktide discord meet-up, everyone in attendance gets 50k but only if they maintain eye contact 😈

I’d lose immediately

[dire kayak]

you can be the cat that sits on my lap as i turn on my chair dramatically to face the hero and start monologuing about my evil plan

[little marten]

Meow 😸

[patent grove]

Ooo

The person inspector gadget goes up against

[waxen sleet]

Who is the hero who says something witty about stopping you?

[dire kayak]

@lilac crag

[waxen sleet]

Dr. Klaw?

[lilac crag]

maybe true

[dire kayak]

we have an epic duel

[patent grove]

Sounds about right

[waxen sleet]

Chainsword vs Chainsword?

[lilac crag]

relic blade vs eviscerator

[waxen sleet]

Both are solid choices... needs a John Williams soundtrack though

[little marten]

Sadly relic blade

But eviscerator carries itself on aura alone

[waxen sleet]

Either that or Hanz Zimmer... i prefer John due to his use of Brass

[marsh iris]

raw onions

[dire kayak]

one single old one appears on armageddon

[little marten]

🌅

[dire kayak]

[somber shoal]

Has there been any news about Skulls this year yet? If the new class is AdMech I really hope there is a Sicarian Ruststalker build and cosmetics,

[lilac crag]

hi mallow!!!!!

[fair bridge]

i hope they tease admech but then it turns out to be an alien or something because my heart is full of malice and hatred

[somber stream]

Evil

[little marten]

I would buy so many aquilas if it wasn’t Admech

But we gotta be real

FatShark can’t handle admech rage 2.0

[somber stream]

All signs point to admech

DoW, Rogue trader, Total war

[dire kayak]

🪤

oooh you want the cheese so bad

[fair bridge]

wh

cheeese

ooooo

ooooooooo

im gonna go get it

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

No guys, as much as I want it to be Admech... we alk know it will be a Ratling

[fair bridge]

YAYYYYY I GET TO STAY HOME TODAY

YAYYYYYYYYYY

BOYFRIEND TIME BOYFRIEND TIME

BOYFRIEND LUNCH BOYFRIEND DINNER

[south valve]

Don't eat your boyfriend

[fair bridge]

what are you a cop

[south valve]

or do, I'm not the boss of you

[little marten]

Take a bite for me hun x

[obtuse oak]

Gay 🥹

[fair bridge]

so happy. we're gonna go have lunch at our favorite spot today

[obtuse oak]

Enjoy

[waxen sleet]

Speaking of cannibalism... is using Corpse Starch to make a loaf of bread necromancy?

[marsh iris]

admech release but as NPC faction

[fair bridge]

everything is going so great. game is getting rebalanced, i get the day off of work today, school starts back on the 20th, my car is paid off, i went from 945 pounds to 944 pounds

shits goated

[dire kayak]

step one: break into house
step two: shave cat's head
step three: leave without stealing anything

[fair bridge]

WHAT THE FUCK

[ember nimbus]

tau daughter or krieg son

[dire kayak]

tau daughter

[fair bridge]

@stuck crescent answer this question

also tau daughter

[ember nimbus]

this my people fr fr

[obtuse oak]

You like the sound of the devblog then?

[obtuse oak]

Tau daughter

[patent grove]

Heck yeah Saturday

[south valve]

I'll say Krieg son just to be different

[ember nimbus]

im still nursing my hangover, it was my 30th yesterday

[little marten]

Welcome to the big leagues

And happy birthday

[ember nimbus]

i still need to clean my garden up

[south valve]

If Kriegs are born in a lab, then that means you get to adopt one and raise them as your own

better story

[molten matrix]

Devblog is solid

[ember nimbus]

no more 120% armor penetration flamethrower

the west has fallen

[fair bridge]

for sure, and i think that's the general consensus among the community as well. it's nice to see most people being ok with changes and not freaking the fuck out.
i hope they address some ranged weapons a little further along like infantry lasgun.

wouldn't mind seeing some arbites nerfs to be completely honest but i think i'm alone in that

[dire kayak]

absolute cissia

[ember nimbus]

nerf to survivability or damage?

[dire kayak]

pomni so short

[south valve]

WHAT

(reasonable)

[ember nimbus]

also this might be a hottake but the dog being invincible is inherently broken i think

[dire kayak]

the heretics are evil but they're not monsters

they wouldn't dare hit a dog

tbh half the personalities would kick a dog with no regrets though

[ember nimbus]

you seen the way the packmaster yeets our dogs?

[fair bridge]

damage. i think that it's pretty silly as it is. i played arbites again after a while and i was shocked at how easy it was to hit all my breakpoints with just shock maul and exterminator shotgun and not think too much about it

[south valve]

idk how they'd balace a dog that can die

like does it come back?

can you heal it?

[ember nimbus]

grenade charges maybe?

[fair bridge]

they can increase the time dog takes to disable specialists and elites tbh

[ember nimbus]

seperate stamina bar?

[south valve]

it'd get quite complicated imo

[lilac crag]

I hope within the week we will get a bleed buff

something, anything

[dire kayak]

imo they shouldn't be able to knock down maulers

[fair bridge]

agreed!!

[ember nimbus]

im fine with them pouncing on human sized dudes

it does get kinda silly with the oggys tho

if a thunderhammer hit wont make a bulwark drop his shield why would a dog jumping against it do it

[marsh iris]

make ammo box restore dog

[south valve]

Give dog a shotgun

[lilac crag]

dog is fine as is I thinks

most people do lone wolf anywya

[dire kayak]

death penalty

[ember nimbus]

real and true, lone wolf mains rise up

[dire kayak]

never get rid of the dog

[lilac crag]

I don't wanna say it because I Love Exterminator but

some nerfs to it might be due

[lyric frigate]

dont nerf the best part of arbi

[dire kayak]

should be a more crowd control focused version of the combat shotgun imo

[lilac crag]

it has to happen man

[lilac crag]

hi lala

[lilac crag]

kinda yeah

[sly quest]

Hello Lele:)

[ember nimbus]

exterminator shotgun needs more dropoff for sure

it has plasmagun range

[sly quest]

Give that woman a true

[lyric frigate]

ping me to reinstall the game when a zealot buff gets announced….

[sly quest]

It actually JUST go announced

[marsh iris]

hehe infested rotten armor is back

[sly quest]

To be canceled.

[lyric frigate]

nevermind

[waxen sleet]

Noooooo not my psycho Scottish girly pop

[lyric frigate]

melee class
perk tree barely buffs melee outside of keystones and ability

what was he cooking

[sly quest]

Anything fun is BANNED from now on.

[lyric frigate]

billions must gorge on hive scum slop

[lilac crag]

Relic blade

[lyric frigate]

you will use shiv needle pistol adrenaline rampage and you will fucking like it

[lilac crag]

NO ONE CAN FORCE ME TO LIKE HIVE SCUM

I DO RAMPAGE CROWBAR AND IF I GET TOLD TO RUN SHIVS I KILL MYSELF

[dire kayak]

run crowbar

and live!!!!!!!

[lyric frigate]

i only ever run like two builds

[lilac crag]

hey I see you

come out

[lyric frigate]

theres this one i call parking lot crackhead

(chem dep combat knife)

[worn quail]

henno

[lilac crag]

ohayo

[lyric frigate]

and also desperado with double barrel is like

comedy

[fair bridge]

ive been running shivs and autogun its fun

autopistol is ok too

not as much damage as i would like though

[lyric frigate]

i dont optimize i dont minmax i dont test damage numbers i build based on vibes and if i throw the game i kill myself

[lilac crag]

on zealot

I do blazing piety relic

and if I get told to put on martyrdom

[lyric frigate]

for zealot i have

[lilac crag]

yet again

I kill myself

[lyric frigate]

a few builds i like

IJ taxe is comedy

you just go brrrrtrtrrrt

[lilac crag]

I could imagine the attackspeef beinf nasty

[dire kayak]

never

[lyric frigate]

knife or taxe zealot is a carpal tunnel speedrun

[lilac crag]

already got it so I'm immune

[dire kayak]

cracks your wrist

[lilac crag]

dies on the spot

[sly quest]

*ohio

[lilac crag]

throws rock at you

[twin flower]

Oh

[obtuse oak]

Okay but shivs are genuinely fun though

And I say this as an Ogryn main

[lilac crag]

cannot disagree

my issue is just

they felt kinda obvious they'd be good from the very beginning?

[obtuse oak]

Rampage + frenzy + hyperviolence = become Beyblade, destroyer of worlds

[lilac crag]

YEAH BASICALLY

[little marten]

Shiv assassination rogue build

[obtuse oak]

And you're fast

And they've got throwing knives built in

[lyric frigate]

i need a fist weapon for scum to cosplay a middle member

[obtuse oak]

It's the whole package baby

[lilac crag]

my favorite build is rampage frenzy crowbar with enough cleave to not stop on mixed crowds

[little marten]

Flashbangs with chem stacks

[molten matrix]

Im still miffed that rampage got its debuff removed

[little marten]

If that’s even still a thing

[lyric frigate]

GOOD ANSWER NEPHEW

i love those

[lilac crag]

I am greatly upset about this and I want it back everyday

because hive city brawler

was fun to play around with

[lyric frigate]

i put pocket tox blinder on every scum build unless i want rockets

[molten matrix]

There was a reason for the debuff

[lyric frigate]

they

nerfed those?

[lilac crag]

hivescum rampage debuff is straight up gone

[molten matrix]

They removed the exhaustion from rampage

[lyric frigate]

kms

BILLIONS MUST GOBBLE UP HIVE SCUM SLOP!!!!

[trail bramble]

It's me I'm billions

[little marten]

Slop for the slop god

[sly quest]

Aren’t they for like

40$.

[lilac crag]

they ain't 40$ Lala you silly goober wtf

if fatshark ever released a 40$ class dlc I'm pretty sure we would turn into destiny 2

[sly quest]

12$ isn’t any better.

[sly quest]

What about warhammer 2

[lilac crag]

already happened

we are currently at

checks note

warhammer 40,000

[obtuse oak]

Yeah definitely

you have a billion of them and they give you the stagger that shivs doesn't have

[twin flower]

skip a happy meal to buy the next class

[south valve]

NEVER

[twin flower]

[obtuse oak]

Plus pocket sand is funnier than Bazooka or goop bomb

[twin flower]

yeah I ccouldnt either

[south valve]

1 second no mcflurry

[lilac crag]

POCKET ACID!

[sly quest]

Hmm… get a HAPPY meal…? Or get the SCUM hive?

Hmmmm…

[lilac crag]

I yell before hitting the mauler with a 3 toxin stack blind grenade

[dire kayak]

bites you

[twin flower]

Clearly theres only one choice here

[little marten]

Shivs were the thing I was least excited for with scum and it turned out to be the best part of the class by a staggering margin

[twin flower]

stab montrosities to death

[quartz shell]

the shivs are great

[somber stream]

Feels just like home

Innit?

[lilac crag]

the brit being least interested in knives?

[little marten]

Yeah true maybe they’ll release a class that drives cars into people next for you

[lilac crag]

that ain't right...

[little marten]

Ok SORRY

[dire kayak]

cissia is the reason the mcdonalds ice cream machine doesn't work

[somber stream]

No no i had that one coming

[quartz shell]

[south valve]

Let's be real, we were all hyped for crowbar

[lilac crag]

going up to the ice cream machine just to absolutely devour the hull and prime materials

[sly quest]

Half-life 3…?

[dire kayak]

i named my hive scum 'alyx' specifically for the crowbar

[lilac crag]

still am by the way

[south valve]

Gordon Fentman

[lilac crag]

I DO NOT

SWAP OFF

CROWBAR!!!!

[little marten]

Being stabbed is like one of my biggest fears tbf I hate knives and if I’m not holding one will clear the room if someone else is

[dire kayak]

bites you

use bonesaw

[south valve]

Is it good yet?

[dire kayak]

no

[south valve]

🥺

[twin flower]

use it anyway

[sly quest]

But is it good yet.

[south valve]

True

[lilac crag]

that's absolutely real

your health is no joke lad

[quartz shell]

🧐

[obtuse oak]

Yeah I feel you. Knives and bullets are my one weakness

[trail bramble]

there's a reason you've gotta scream BEHIND when you're in commercial kitchens lol

[obtuse oak]

Idk what it is but I just really can't handle being stabbed or shot

It's like

[twin flower]

Id take a bullet over a knife tbh

[somber stream]

Hank is immune to poison and gas

[obtuse oak]

Soooo bad for me lol

[quartz shell]

knives are awesome

[somber stream]

God damn

[little marten]

As long as I don’t compute that a bullet is just being stabbed but differently I can make peace with it

Ideally I’d rather not be shot tho

[twin flower]

id rather not be stabbed

[dire kayak]

same for youes

[lilac crag]

he's immune to acute radiation poisoning

[dire kayak]

silly

[lilac crag]

HI CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hazy valley]

I've never been stabbed or shot with a real gun before but I did get to play with friends using airsoft guns and paintball guns. That was fun LOL

[lilac crag]

no I'm immune to bullets and knives

my organs are the problem

[somber stream]

I'm still a tiny bit afraid of needle

[trail bramble]

maybe you need to be stabbed by small knives until you build up an immunity to big knives

[somber stream]

Just a bit

[hazy valley]

HI ALEX!!!!!!!!

[obtuse oak]

[dire kayak]

bites your organs

[stuck crescent]

......

[twin flower]

life hack

[obtuse oak]

Makes sense to me

[quartz shell]

ive been stabbed in the leg before, im immune now

[obtuse oak]

I became immune to poison and gas by exposing myself to ever increasing doses of toxicity

Right here in this server

[little marten]

🧬 🧑‍🔬 🧠

[hazy valley]

things are getting more toxic??

[lilac crag]

with all the marine pfps. I believe it

[twin flower]

We're toxic?

[twin flower]

or yeah, this

[sly quest]

What about acid? Acid attacks are so common now sadly

[obtuse oak]

Well if I'm honest then this server has never been as toxic again as it was 1 month after the game released

[twin flower]

It.. it is?!

[molten matrix]

Update newgens usually get filtered it they complain about nerfs

[obtuse oak]

Even I was toxic at that time

[hazy valley]

its ok

[twin flower]

when in rome

[patent grove]

Yeah being stabbed sucks but have you ever had a bunny bite your ass before

[hazy valley]

sometimes things are so toxic the only way to survive is to blend in

league of legends is like that

[twin flower]

My only injury from an animal was from a neighbors horse

[lilac crag]

one time camping we had a coyote scare

it was me and 2 other lads

[stuck crescent]

Nearly had my leg crushed by a horse

[lilac crag]

they went after our food basket

[stuck crescent]

Hate horse

[twin flower]

Lmao

[stuck crescent]

Stupid animals

[elder merlin]

[twin flower]

honse

[sly quest]

WHAT

ARE YOU OKAY????

[sly quest]

Hayio shark

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, was ages ago

[lilac crag]

even the krieg's animals don't like you bruh

[twin flower]

I got rammed by one as a wee lad

[patent grove]

Did you fight them off

[sly quest]

Oh

[stuck crescent]

KRIEG DON'T OWN THE CONCEPT OF HORSE

[lilac crag]

yeah they do

[patent grove]

What happened

[sly quest]

I have some news for you.

[lilac crag]

we scared them off !

im not fighting coyotes dude

[stuck crescent]

PLENTY OF REGIMENTS HAVE ROUGH RIDERS

[lilac crag]

no they don't

its obviously a krieg only trait

[stuck crescent]

CHEMDOGS HAVE OGRYN ROUGH RIDERS

[lilac crag]

ummmm

are they in the room with us rn?

[stuck crescent]

I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU WITH DEATH

AAAAAHHHHHH

[hazy valley]

reminds me of the story of that guy who was afraid of bears so he designed an anti-bear suit and then told his friends to hit him with a car

[little marten]

I would very much not like to be attacked by acid, I seen folks that have and it looked horrendous

[hazy valley]

maybe you just need an anti-coyote suit

[lilac crag]

did... did they hit him?

[twin flower]

my dumbass thought i could casually pet its head, next thing i know I was in a cab otw to the hospital

[hazy valley]

yes and he was fine because of the anti-bear suit iirc

[sly quest]

I mean, obviously. Genuinely hope everyone stays safe:(

[twin flower]

ahh to be a child again

[hazy valley]

I never learned if he tried to get a bear to maul him while wearing the anti-bear suit

[stuck crescent]

Bear meat isn't even that good

[sly quest]

WHY WOULD HE DO THAT.

[hazy valley]

he really, really hated bears

[obtuse oak]

How else do you prove your bear suit works

[lilac crag]

he must've been really scared of bears like I am of coyotes tbh

[patent grove]

Me, at 4 years old, thinking I can go pet the friendly looking goose

[twin flower]

i thought that was a commercial

[agile sigil]

So i just ran a havoc 28 and we got 4 hexbounds spawn at the same time?

[little marten]

Omg powerful!!! Setting my Facebook profile pic to notre dame rn in solidarity

[twin flower]

wasnt there like videos of it back then

[sly quest]

But bears are cute 🧸

[sly quest]

Good ✅

[lilac crag]

also can I just rant about how scary they look like in the dark

they're skinny and lanky

[stuck crescent]

Or was he like me and horses? He hated bears

[hazy valley]

yeah but based on a true story I think

[twin flower]

literally me but with a bigger animal lmao

[lilac crag]

and they make weird noises

[sly quest]

First time?

[lilac crag]

so uncomfortable to listen to

[lilac crag]

hmmm

idk dude I think that was a krieg horse that hit you

[hazy valley]

they're just big puppies and they deserve pets

[agile sigil]

Nah i know hexbounds are bugged af but never had 4 simultaneously

[hazy valley]

if not friend why friend shaped??

[twin flower]

anti bear suit and wrestle a bear with

[stuck crescent]

No it thought a butterfly was going to eat it, so it laid down and accepted its fate

[lilac crag]

anything with a big tummy is friendship

[hazy valley]

anti-bear suit and I will walk up to pet the bear

[sly quest]

If not friend why silly and babies?!?!

[twin flower]

i used to think of this too til i learned theyre just ridden with a lot of parasites

[sly quest]

Well you gotta get used to that, the game HATES Havoc players.

[lilac crag]

woe 4 bugged rituals be upon ye

[hazy valley]

anything squishy or fluffy is friend

[stuck crescent]

Unlike the krieg

Never friend

[lilac crag]

yep

that's why I'm a cat irl

[hazy valley]

I love seeing videos of bears sneaking onto properties just to climb onto trampolines, push swing sets or scratch themselves on houses LOL

[stuck crescent]

Hi cat

I'm krieg hater

[hazy valley]

that's ok I'm just going to pet them not eat them

a lot of fish have parasites too

a shocking amount

[patent grove]

Bears are great until they're in your dreams trying to eat you

[lilac crag]

did you know that the kriegsmen are the most unique Regiment in the lore because they are the best

[hazy valley]

like you'd probably not find fish too appetizing if you knew just how bad some fish are with parasites

[sly quest]

Have you seen them when they lay on these Russian caregivers? They are so adorable ALSO HAYIO KITTY HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY

[twin flower]

there was this messed up news way back when

about a koala bear that got loosed

killed like 3 people? dear lawd

[stuck crescent]

Did you know, uh, uh.....that, uh, you're ugly

[sly quest]

Proof? Show us your paw

[lilac crag]

check it, nerd

[hazy valley]

I'M GOOD and also I have a secret plan for trying to survive the sun this year

[sly quest]

NO WAY

[stuck crescent]

Crazy

[lilac crag]

[hazy valley]

But also YEAH bears are such adorable creatures

[stuck crescent]

Taste ok

In like a stew

[hazy valley]

why have we not domesticated bears

why can't I have a bear

[sly quest]

My plan is to just carry an umbrella everywhere and wish for the best.

[stuck crescent]

Meat is very fatty

[lilac crag]

I believe they're just really hard to feed

[twin flower]

they prolly eat more than an entire village's worth

imagine the upkeep

[lilac crag]

but imagine the benefits

you have a Bear

a friendly bear no less

[obtuse oak]

I don't know why we associate that bodyshape with friends because all the fatass animals are dangerous as fuck. Hippos, bears, bulls

[sly quest]

Try camel meat

[twin flower]

big cozy pillow thats always warm when it hibernates

[hazy valley]

ok so hear me out and prepare yourself because I'm weird but its not in the way weirdos on the internet would take it
|| during winter people say to keep your feet warm with winter socks to avoid how much body heat you lose through your feet because it's a SHOCKING amount but like if it is such a consistently good source of losing body heat then why not take that idea into Summer?? I bought a foot bath and I'm going to fill it with ice and then relax with it at my computer, and just add more ice as I go ||

this will not help for being outside or at work

[hazy valley]

I want a tibetan mastiff. Those dogs are giant. Like just actual bears

[obtuse oak]

I like that you've independently arrived at this invention but ice cold water baths for your feet aren't a new idea

[lilac crag]

I WANT A TIBETAN MASTIFF TOO

[stuck crescent]

I want a crab

[sly quest]

… can you do that at work?

[stuck crescent]

Crabs are fun

[twin flower]

tape ice packs to your feet

[sly quest]

OH

AT HOME

well…

[hazy valley]

I tried to google it last night but couldn't find anything so I had a moment of thinking I was a genius

[stuck crescent]

❤️ 🦀 ❤️

[sly quest]

I guess but what you gonna do when you’re outside…? GET AN UMBRELLA!

[twin flower]

A nobel prize for thee 🏆

[hazy valley]

I wish. I'm not usually spending time in the office much but if I was I feel like I could get away with it. But like our property has such powerful AC I wouldn't need to. We've literally had a convention ask to TURN THE HEAT UP during the worst of Summer when we had triple digit temps because it was too cold in our convention center

[twin flower]

my relatives in the lowlands just hit like 44Celsius today

thank god i live on the mountains

[hazy valley]

I want to have a tibetan mastiff that loves me unconditionally so I can dress up as an Orc and ride them around on Halloween

[dire kayak]

meow

[dire kayak]

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae, goobs

[hazy valley]

and also because they'd be SO BIG AND FLUFFY

giant bed dog

[modest flume]

Summer? Sounds like a great time to work outside

[sly quest]

You actually can’t do anything at work. I work at an office and weirdos are everywhere, they probably gonna make it super weird. ALSO! I would recommend taking daily showers, chewing on ice gum/on ice and bringing wet wipes with you, these help a lot too

[elder merlin]

Waddup

[modest flume]

(I do, that's the joke)

[little marten]

I’m the weirdo in my office 😈

[hazy valley]

I have slight fear for pool events and weddings but like they're usually after pool standard hours so at least its when the sun isn't at its highest

[sly quest]

You have NO JOB

[little marten]

I’m undercover chief warden

[modest flume]

Nah I've had second shift during the sun's apex, we're talking like 90+ degrees

It's miserable

[sly quest]

You’re an undercover homeless Nurgle

[sly quest]

Haiyo meme

[little marten]

lol I could be

[modest flume]

[hazy valley]

True. I wouldn't want to try something like that unless I had complete privacy and the ability to hide it so no one knows. There totally are weirdos everywhere and when I was new there was some weirdo from another department who kept trying to follow me around as I was coming in to work and leaving from work. He stopped very quickly before I even said anything so security definitely confronted him

[little marten]

Someone actually bought and ate a kebab in the office kitchen that was wild

[somber stream]

Isn't it normal to eat foor at companie's kitchen

[little marten]

Doner kebab?

[somber stream]

Or is there a UK thing going on here

[little marten]

It’s a shared office building so like 8 companies share the kitchen space

[patent grove]

Doner?

[stuck crescent]

There was the election other day

[hazy valley]

I've felt 114 degree weather here in Vegas but that is with no humidity and people always tell me that humidity makes it immensely worse

[somber stream]

Aaaand?

[little marten]

Personally I eat my lunch standing outside a Pilates studio out on the street so people see me and feel inspired to keep doing Pilates

[little marten]

Doner kebab fucking reeks lmao

[modest flume]

It does. Believe me it does.

[patent grove]

Hot and humid weather sucks

[somber stream]

Wtf kind of kebab are they selling there

[little marten]

It’s like cheap night out kebab

[stuck crescent]

I like a dry heat

[fallen tree]

ohhhh id slam a kebab right now, i tuned in at the wrong time

[stuck crescent]

Durian kebab?

[hazy valley]

I believe everyone who says it but it was funny hearing someone from Florida saying Vegas heat isn't anything compared to Florida heat and he's literally soaking through his shirt and sweating buckets LMFAO

he looked like he fell into the pool

[little marten]

I love a kebab don’t get me wrong but would I eat one in the afternoon in a shaded office space

[sly quest]

Thank god you’re safe. But yk what’s the worst place to work at? Like ever? Hospitals. I do believe in ghosts and spirits, and that place IS FULL OF THEM. A night shift is a one ticket to a mental “hospital”.

[somber stream]

No such thing!

Foulest thing i've seen people eat is rice noodle with tons of fish sauce

[stuck crescent]

I don't know, maybe its a new thing?

[modest flume]

Well he's sweating but doesn't mean he's affected that badly by it, I would know because I'm similar

[sly quest]

Food is banned in our office after a mf literally brought a fish as his lunch.

[somber stream]

I've seen Durian crepe but never kebab, no

[modest flume]

I have a high resting body temp and I sweat very easily

[hazy valley]

I love watching all sorts of ghost videos and yeah hospitals are HAUNTED AS FUCK. I wanted to be a radiology technician or a radiologist when I was in college after I learned that the IT field wasn't interesting to me but I never ended up pursuing it. I still want to pursue radiology though. I want to help people aaaa

I could endure the ghosts and whatever else

[stuck crescent]

that sounds gross

[modest flume]

With that being said, heat doesn't hinder me, but fuck humidity

[hazy valley]

It would be a life I would be proud of

[fair bridge]

steam controller reservations omfg

[somber stream]

Tasted mighty fine, mind you

[fair bridge]

thank god

[somber stream]

Just not in a shared office space

[little marten]

That’s kinda based

[hazy valley]

Yeah it's just funny to see someone say it isn't so bad and he's sweating harder than anyone around LOL