general-chat

[dire kayak]

i like to make my skittles fight

i take two of them and press them together and the one that gets crushed i eat

[lilac crag]

so eepy

[delicate vapor]

go bed

[nocturne bloom]

i really hope i win the bid on the larger bayonet

5 days left and im the highest

its a $250 one i might get for $51...

i dont think many people pay attention to the marks though and idk how in need garand bayonets are

people are weird and buy them without having the gun tho

id understand with the m5a1s because those are a dime a dozen

[fallen tree]

you have a garand iirc? mightve seen you talk about it a while ago

thats so cool..

[nocturne bloom]

i do

[delicate vapor]

bump up the price for higher last second

[nocturne bloom]

a pretty rare one too

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

which is why i want this rare bayonet

[fallen tree]

if i were to collect any gun, id like one

good luck

[nocturne bloom]

mine was 1600, after being appraised it was valued at 3500

id never sell it tho

[sleek harness]

Americans

[marsh iris]

we have a bayonet in the army, the main rifle doesnt have the mount, they told us the bayonet is used for mine clearing

[nocturne bloom]

yep

[dire kayak]

NEVER

[nocturne bloom]

poking dirt

[sleek harness]

And corpses

[sleek harness]

Don't forget about the corpses

[marsh iris]

poking dirt RNG bless you with a perfect stab to the primer

[nocturne bloom]

i have an m9 that was used for it at one point

bad idea but it was

[fallen tree]

imagine if its your very first mine, too, damn bad rng

[marsh iris]

dont you guys have that crazy flail tank for mineclearing or the detonation rope

[nocturne bloom]

your knife is probably lighter so it doesnt set off magnetics

[marsh iris]

good point

[formal mortar]

You can't always deploy those

[somber stream]

Those are for backline

[somber stream]

Long after the place has been secured

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

I always hated the mine clearing parts of missions in Army Men: Sarge's Heroes

Gotta follow the idiot minesweeper who dies in 2 shots and doesn't always detect the mines in the path he walks

[somber stream]

Sappers usually use these Mine Clearing line charges to clear mines on the front. Comes in a rope. You roll them in a straight line where you suspect there are mines and poof

[marsh iris]

pog childhood game

[dire kayak]

my necromunda

necromunda? i hardly know her

[marsh iris]

army men 1 and 2

[nocturne bloom]

the sad thing is my M9 bayonet is valued at 800 dollars

[formal mortar]

I also played the rts, the helicopter one, and the Green Rogue

[delicate vapor]

should make waffles

[formal mortar]

I should sleep but I can't

[obsidian wren]

Mandated edict: cast iron pan

[marsh iris]

are you ready for 2039

[somber stream]

What's in 2039

[obsidian wren]

Metro

Dummy

[marsh iris]

rise of germany

[nocturne bloom]

all my cast iron is from Asia

[somber stream]

Oh like the game

[obsidian wren]

Metro 2039 gonna be hype

[somber stream]

Yeah i'm looking forward to it

[nocturne bloom]

older Asian cast iron is really thick and works a lot better

[marsh iris]

only played the first game

[dire kayak]

i went on the polar express but the ticketmaster punched the word twink into my ticket

does this mean anything

[marsh iris]

i like cast iron skillet, have a small one though

[obsidian wren]

I made a build that focuses on hound damage and holy shit does it deliver

[nocturne bloom]

visual proof?

[obsidian wren]

I was soloing armor bulk in event levels

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[marsh iris]

i have to reseason it

[nocturne bloom]

i have dozens

[marsh iris]

rust peaking through the polymer

[nocturne bloom]

polymer on cast iron?????

[marsh iris]

polymer i mean the coating from the oil cooking

polymerized oil and fats whatnot

[formal mortar]

Project Hail Mary was a good movie to watch btw

[nocturne bloom]

oh. i use a wire wheel then season with oil in the stove at around 400F

[marsh iris]

blacksmith

[somber stream]

The girl i used to date in highschool was exactly like the director

[nocturne bloom]

thats how its supposed to be done

[formal mortar]

I'm sorry

[nocturne bloom]

what you dont have an industrial air compressor in your garage?

smh

[marsh iris]

i usually use steel scrub if its rusted then reaaply cooking oil coating with kitchen towel and heat on stove for a while

[sleek harness]

How would you freaks react if a debt collector appeared on your front door

[nocturne bloom]

they would never be seen again

[marsh iris]

dont know, never got in debt

[delicate vapor]

same

[sleek harness]

Lets say supposedly that you are in debt right now

[nocturne bloom]

id pay it off

[dire kayak]

eat them

then take their wallet

[somber stream]

How much Real do you owe the mob rat?

[sleek harness]

The next person coming to your front door will the USA Marine Army

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

eat them as well

send the aliens

[nocturne bloom]

erm the marines and army are different things

[sleek harness]

None

[hard gorge]

FIGHT AND DIE FOR OIL AND PEDOPHILES, CITIZEN

[sleek harness]

I am just asking a question because I felt like it

Not because I am in this question

[dire kayak]

the two piece

[formal mortar]

I want some juice

[astral basin]

F. Agreed to start seeing a coworker to see where it goes

[delicate vapor]

you got this

if you disappear then we know

[astral basin]

Lmao

[dire kayak]

doro

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

imeeatkngtoo many skittles

[delicate vapor]

yum

[astral basin]

Nah ill be here. Im just not excited about the fact
The ladys got stuff going on that im not keen about, and im averse to dating bc ik id be a shit bf.

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Still. A vibes a vibe. Just gotta make sure things are up front

[dire kayak]

i think you'd be a great bf

[delicate vapor]

fair

[dire kayak]

you sound like a nice person

[delicate vapor]

i could kill for some sushi...

[astral basin]

Never got to actually enjoy sushi

Just a walmart plate

[dire kayak]

make t'au sushi

i wonder if super earth turns the illuminate into sushi

[astral basin]

They turn bugs into kebab food and steaks

[delicate vapor]

im getting auh

[astral basin]

The illuminate came out of a blackhole tho
Any corpses are probably being held in lavs

[delicate vapor]

bento box

some fish, rice, vegs and rice

expensive but nice to have once in a while

[somber stream]

ALIEN BEANS

[true widget]

hello guys

[lilac crag]

hi Sammy

[ripe tangle]

Laksa

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

yum

[ripe tangle]

You have no idea

how happy I am

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

that someone else here knows what Laksa is

and that it’s delicious

[dire kayak]

reading fall of cadia

p good book

[delicate vapor]

Had it yesterday for dinner

[ripe tangle]

nice c:

It’s one of my favorite soups

[delicate vapor]

Made mine spicy

Cause it’s real cold here

[ripe tangle]

do you prefer chicken, shrimp, or what kind of meat? Or do you go vegetarian?

[delicate vapor]

Shrimp

Mostly

[ripe tangle]

personally I like shrimp too

[delicate vapor]

Ye

I had one before at Singapore and it was nice

[true widget]

hello hello

[delicate vapor]

Although I got sick later it was good

[true widget]

hi elios

[true widget]

ILOVE SHRIMP

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never been to Singapore

[delicate vapor]

It’s hot

[ripe tangle]

I imagine it is

[slim flicker]

i miss being able to drink water from the tap

[ripe tangle]

it’s also super expensive

[lilac crag]

I said hi too :(

[true widget]

ooug i did not see sorr

[lilac crag]

u hate me

I get it. . . . . . .

[true widget]

SHUT UP

hello alex

[delicate vapor]

True

[lilac crag]

hello Sam :)

how are you

[dire kayak]

no u hate me,,,,,,,,

[delicate vapor]

Out in public and I see public

[dire kayak]

silly,

fall of cadia gave me darktide ptsd,,,,,,,

[jaunty path]

Speaking of

[dire kayak]

"carapace chestplate"

[jaunty path]

Tac axe is a lot more effectice than I thought it would be on vet w helbore

You don't need to build it after all.

Thats nice.

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

do i read under the covers like a kid or like a normal functioning human

[jaunty path]

whatevers comfortable for you

[marsh iris]

juicy fat shrimps

[delicate vapor]

Yum

[obsidian wren]

Is anyone aware of the room skip on chasm station HL-16-11

Is funny

[true widget]

i am goo d

[marsh iris]

tiger prawns

🫲 🫱

big

[delicate vapor]

Oysters

Medium

[delicate vapor]

But big oysters exist

[marsh iris]

i miss them

[delicate vapor]

Need

[marsh iris]

japan ones

[somber stream]

I crave

Seafood

[delicate vapor]

I got ze salmon bento thing

[somber stream]

Ever had Salmon marinated with sweet fish sauce?

[marsh iris]

🤤 tell me moar

[delicate vapor]

Ye

#ogryn-class

[marsh iris]

man

[somber stream]

Looks good

[marsh iris]

chuka idako anyone?

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

baby octopus in sweet japanese sauce

[delicate vapor]

Had this morning

[marsh iris]

reeeeeeeee

[somber stream]

Never had those

[marsh iris]

with fresh seaweed garnish

[delicate vapor]

It’s real nice

Now the miserable part driving back home

[marsh iris]

and daikon strips

[somber stream]

Salmon marianted in Fish/soy sauce. Raw, served with rice and onsen egg or raw and mix

[marsh iris]

bruh

why are we so cultured smh

[dire kayak]

my favourite kinds of psykers aren't ones with destructive capabilities but like

ones who always get away with a lie

or have perfect memory

[somber stream]

Jedi

[potent sage]

screamfapping

[somber stream]

Oh you know what would be perfect right about now?

Takoyaki

[fallen tree]

i love takoyaki..

[marsh iris]

yum?!

[fallen tree]

they're so small here compared to japan

its really sad

[somber stream]

Time to take the matter into your own hands

Homemade Takoyaki

[marsh iris]

balls of joy

[calm crane]

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1GUSRcRxuF/

[somber stream]

Delicious, juicy balls

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

🤤

[marsh iris]

🤤

[fervent sparrow]

So from what I can see roughly and quickly browsing over the patch notes they made the game easier?

[marsh iris]

bonito flakes are goated

[obsidian wren]

Why is moth trying to argue that vet shovel is ass

[somber stream]

Oh yeah they move around like they're still alive when you put them over hot Takoyaki

[delicate vapor]

Fireball

Fireball, but edible

[marsh iris]

ig its the steam rehydrating the flakes

[fallen tree]

true

[delicate vapor]

I could kill for some yellow tail sashimi..

[fallen tree]

very tasty fireball..

[delicate vapor]

I drove past my nearest red rooster and for once it’s packed

(Nearest being 3 minutes by car)

[fallen tree]

old ppl and their saturday/sunday RR roast

im sure of it

[delicate vapor]

Real

[fallen tree]

im 3 mins by car to my nearest RR too

[delicate vapor]

It’s good tho trust

[marsh iris]

could be me

[delicate vapor]

Local and convenient

[somber stream]

Same

[dire kayak]

reading is scary but i love it

[delicate vapor]

My nearest milkbar or corner store is like 2 minutes if I run

[marsh iris]

tbh i order from app nowadays

[delicate vapor]

A lot of people over in the space marine 2 server fear reading

[marsh iris]

its only encouraging my hermitivity

[delicate vapor]

You should be ok Goob

[fallen tree]

mine used to be joined to RR, but they got bought out, now its some cafe

[delicate vapor]

Dang

[whole glade]

Thragg had a very valid point and decent truce

[marsh iris]

humanity got their gatcha dommy

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

still a win i guess?!

[whole glade]

he literally said, “ we will not help nor endanger earth”

as long as you don’t fuck with us

[delicate vapor]

Pretty much to the point yeah

[nocturne bloom]

be me, not play eso for years. drop $90 on pc for it and some stuff. stop playing in 10 minutes

[delicate vapor]

Gonna have some beer with this bento box

[nocturne bloom]

i forgot the game was just dialogue skip for me

[little violet]

ESO didnt hit me the first time either but i gave it another shot it's pretty good

[nocturne bloom]

not my first time

starting over is just hell

[obsidian wren]

Send the freaky horse now

[nocturne bloom]

might wait until i can get my xbox save on pc

[little violet]

Oh its getting cross-saves?

[dire kayak]

fall of cadia giving me newfound love for kasrkin

[nocturne bloom]

the xbox version is gonna be on the micro store

[delicate vapor]

Forgot it’s Mother’s Day soon

Gotta rush back to the store

[obtuse oak]

real

[lilac crag]

hi hank !!!!

I tried out Last Guard

[obtuse oak]

how'd it go?

[lilac crag]

it's nice

I didn't bring it in havoc just event auric

[obtuse oak]

the event can get pretty crazy so still a good place to test it

[lilac crag]

tell me about it

[obtuse oak]

😛

[lilac crag]

ragers became quite trivial with the blessing

[obtuse oak]

or so i've heard. haven't gotten around to playing it myself

[lilac crag]

you missed out on the event?

that sucks tbh it was the most fun I've had on the game

[thick coyote]

My mother will be out of town

[delicate vapor]

Gift bought

[thick coyote]

Maybe I should buy a cake

[delicate vapor]

Big teddy bear for me mom

[obtuse oak]

oh don't worry, you won't feel sorry for me anymore once you see what i was busy with

😉

[lilac crag]

ominous..........

[obtuse oak]

ahah it's meant to be positive teasing

[delicate vapor]

[obtuse oak]

i'm talking about playtesting damnit get your minds out of the gutter or wherever they're at

[lilac crag]

I hope we get to hear about it soon

[delicate vapor]

#darktide-pics-vids Mother’s Day gift I got her

[lilac crag]

I was thinking you've been playtesting something really hard

and that the community is gonna be shook about it

[thick coyote]

Oh well

Ogryn nerf incoming

[somber stream]

What's that

[thick coyote]

Thanks Hank

[somber stream]

Parfume? Flower?

[delicate vapor]

When does it get better

[delicate vapor]

Something like that

[somber stream]

So a bouquet that smell really good to sit in a corner

[delicate vapor]

Ye

The other gifts are at home

Just my old man had me rush to the store to buy something on his behalf

[thick coyote]

What's the big robot that usually accompanies the red Robes again

[somber stream]

lol wtf

[thick coyote]

Forgor their names

[delicate vapor]

Men of iron

Jk

[obtuse oak]

castellan

right?

[somber stream]

Kastelan robot

[obtuse oak]

that's the one.

[delicate vapor]

Kastelan robots

Fuckle

[somber stream]

Beep boop

[obtuse oak]

hahah classic dad on his bullshit again

[delicate vapor]

He woke up from his nap and forgot to buy her something so I had to go do that

[obtuse oak]

i only remembered it was nearly mothers day because of adverts on the radio and then i had a day off yesterday so i took my daughter to go shopping for a gift

[thick coyote]

Oh yeah that one

[delicate vapor]

He was sweating since we realised she’s on her way honey

[thick coyote]

Yeah it'll be added to Darktide

Because ogryns are peak

[obtuse oak]

we got some perfume and she had fun in the perfume shop trying out all the different testers. the staff were all fawning over her, it was very cute

[thick coyote]

Red Robes ogryn like are peak

[delicate vapor]

Real

[obtuse oak]

hey fuck you too

[lilac crag]

IS THAT TRUE

[thick coyote]

[delicate vapor]

I remember I had to look after my niece and she reminded me mothers day was soon so we did the same as you

[lilac crag]

[somber stream]

I got my mom a knife

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

She love knives

[thick coyote]

Oh just remembered those bots are tall

Yeah false alarm

[delicate vapor]

Oggy nerf

[thick coyote]

They aren't coming to Darktide

Because maps issues

[delicate vapor]

Dawn of war

[somber stream]

Don't think they were in Daw- oh wait

4? Yeah

[stoic edge]

Hey guys, I have a question. Where can I leave my feedback for the dev's?

[obtuse oak]

mechanicus in dow4 looking pretty slick with the kastelans and the imperial knight

[obtuse oak]

fatshark

[thick coyote]

Whatever
Go my Kastelan robot from Warhammer 40k Gladius

[dire kayak]

eats it

[stoic edge]

thx

[obtuse oak]

total war 40k looking kinda crazy too

i think that's the game that will finally get me into that genre

[dire kayak]

im buying it day 1

[thick coyote]

Ref, is that legal?

[somber stream]

I'm more excited for Total war than DoW

[obtuse oak]

yeah i mean

[somber stream]

However, prepare for 69+ DLCs

[obtuse oak]

the dow devs didnt hugely impress with their previous games

but total war is legendary

[lilac crag]

dissecting this as skitarii

[somber stream]

Total war 3's been fucky as of late as well

[dire kayak]

imperial knight?

[obtuse oak]

yup

[trail bramble]

yeah it's when the sun sets on an imperial planet and it gets dark

[potent sage]

i fought

[obtuse oak]

their biggest elite unit is a knight questor or smth

[potent sage]

in all four tyrannic wars

cus im an vltrachvd

[dire kayak]

[obtuse oak]

i don't know the knight specifics lol

[dire kayak]

maining that

[trail bramble]

I mean, it's cool to have DoW doing epic scale RTS stuff again and not trying to be a Moba like 3

[obtuse oak]

oh wait that screenshot isnt even dow4 LMAO

it has eldar in it

hold on.

[potent sage]

dawn of war penismaxxing faction

[obsidian wren]

Who else is ready to buy the new class for it to be busted/broken for a week

[obtuse oak]

just watch this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWRJIAYhIcc

[somber stream]

Any news on IG for DoW4 yet

Or they're still DLC

[thick coyote]

Not me

I'll wait

[thick coyote]

3 weeks or so

[obtuse oak]

probably the first DLC class because there are IG units in the campaign

[thick coyote]

Until Fatshark figures what they want the class to be

[obtuse oak]

but the game launches with SM, mechanicus and orks and that's it.

right?

[somber stream]

There were also IG in DoW 3 campaign...

[obtuse oak]

oh i forgot necrons

so 4 factions

[dire kayak]

OH

[potent sage]

is IG imperial guard

[dire kayak]

[obtuse oak]

yes

[dire kayak]

I CANR WAIT TO USE THAT

[obsidian wren]

4 stack skitarri here we come

[stoic edge]

Thanks, now I need to draw a crooked visualization of one rework idea in Krita.

[thick coyote]

Who you reworking

[somber stream]

Or Astra Militarum, if you're feeling fancy

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

Holy

[jaunty path]

wallpaper engine

fighting my depression since whatever

hi hank

[obtuse oak]

admech has a ton of cool toys, lookin pretty sweet

[dire kayak]

I NEED DOW4 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lilac crag]

I love the ironstriders

[jaunty path]

admech has big walking robots

very good

[lilac crag]

their idle animation is cute

[dire kayak]

make me an ironstrider

[lilac crag]

they can't stop pacing !!!

[lilac crag]

no I'd like you to be able to relax

[dire kayak]

THATS LITERALLY ME

i can't stop moving

[lilac crag]

yeah you can

[dire kayak]

hmph

[delicate vapor]

Now bring in DOAT stuff

[obtuse oak]

thats a lore thing too, right?

[twin flower]

did you see the ones in DoW4? noice looking

[delicate vapor]

Give you some Retcon Weapon

[obtuse oak]

like they use a perpetuum mobile engine so they can never stop moving?

[lilac crag]

yes that's what I mean. they can never stop moving

[obtuse oak]

very neat

[lilac crag]

so even in their idle, they pace left and right

super cool detail

love them for it

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

did u see the helmet on the thumbnail

I hope we get that

[dire kayak]

im gonna make you

[lilac crag]

whar

[dire kayak]

what's your favourite space marine chapter

for no particular reason

or fav guard regiment

[jaunty path]

Mine is Nightlords because they slaughter innocent civilians

[lilac crag]

I love the Carcharodons

[jaunty path]

I do not condone the actions of the IDF btw

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[lilac crag]

I love the Kriegsmen

I'm not very complicated in my preferences

[potent sage]

white scars

[potent sage]

none of them

except solar auxilia

[lilac crag]

hi Abby!!!!!!!

[potent sage]

hi alex

[jaunty path]

why not the black scars? Average leftist

[lilac crag]

generational reply

[true widget]

hi guys

[potent sage]

maoiSSt SStandard engliSSh

[jaunty path]

If you were ACTUALLY leftist as you claim. you'd say the black templars.

[true widget]

everyone knows that every black templar fan is a furry

[potent sage]

im actually hella woke cus my fav militarum regiment is the tallarn desert raiders

[jaunty path]

^

[dire kayak]

im gonna get a terminator assault squad as soon as i can and paint them as carcharodons

[potent sage]

the black templars are catholics

[jaunty path]

Theyre also black

so

[potent sage]

yeah but they arent malcolm X black

[twin flower]

a-are they tho?

[lilac crag]

you don't have to

[potent sage]

they arent even black liberation or liberation theology black

[dire kayak]

i wanna thoughhh

silly

[potent sage]

they are KKKruSSaders

[lilac crag]

buy stuff YOU like nerd

[dire kayak]

i like termies too,,,,

[lilac crag]

ggggrrrrr

[true widget]

llalalalala

[potent sage]

what even are the carcharodons

[lilac crag]

throws you out of anger

[lilac crag]

space sharks !

[true widget]

wtf

[lilac crag]

that's mostly it

[potent sage]

is that like the only mainstream successor chapter

[twin flower]

Other name for the Space Sharks

[dire kayak]

their colour scheme seems fun to paint

[jaunty path]

I need to pick up an SM book. Which will prolly be IW

[twin flower]

Not.. really? Bet people dont even know about them til the Badab War thing happened

[dire kayak]

i can finally use the russ grey paint pot that's been collecting dust

[potent sage]

successor chapter so good they made an entire DLC for them on sm2

[dire kayak]

and i WILL show you,,,,

[lilac crag]

I will be jealous

[jaunty path]

god 2 books I really really really really want are the Night Lords Omnibus and the Iron Warrior Omnibus

[obtuse oak]

Exorcists

[dire kayak]

based answer

[jaunty path]

I'm told and assume a lot of SM books blow ass but Im really interested in what Chaos Marines have to serve.

[delicate vapor]

Some new but I think Badab war and fan art increase it

[obtuse oak]

Black Templars: am I a joke to you

[delicate vapor]

I mean Templars are alright

[jaunty path]

I personally dont want to waste my time on a book I'll hate so I mostly go by whatever lore chat says

[lilac crag]

my psyker is an exorcist acolyte !

[jaunty path]

the issue with books is like

h,

m

I really wanna read it...I want the book physically really bad

But

I can read digitally

[twin flower]

Wasnt there like a poll for like top chapters and #1 was like the Raptops lmao

[jaunty path]

but physical feels so much better

[obtuse oak]

Night Lords and Carcharadon books have been well received iirc

[twin flower]

Nightlord Omnibus

[obtuse oak]

I guess the latter aren't chaos but they're pretty gnarly

[true widget]

im so sleepy

[delicate vapor]

Novamarines are interesting cause if I recall they were sent to the ghoul stars sector or somewhere with 11? 12 other chapters and came back being the only survivors

[true widget]

zzz

[jaunty path]

Awesome

LIke

Fuck.

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

ARe Carcharadon chaos?

[twin flower]

Loyalists

[jaunty path]

I want the books physically but I it costs money and space and digital is just so accessible

and uh

[obtuse oak]

The Exorcists novel, Oaths of Damnation, was pretty cool too

[jaunty path]

eye strain is a thing

[obtuse oak]

Nice worldbuilding

[jaunty path]

I wanna get an Ipad

cant afford one

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

maybe I can ask my dad for an E Ink Tablet

[lilac crag]

thankfully they don't necessarily follow the imperium

[obtuse oak]

The characters are pretty flat but that's kind of the idea.

They've all been hollowed out by having their souls ripped to shreds by daemonic possession and exorcism

[jaunty path]

Interesting

[dire kayak]

novamarines my favourite successor

[somber stream]

Shame, Shark chapter sounds cool af

[obtuse oak]

It makes them nearly impervious to daemons and they have barely any warp presence so they're specialised daemonhunters

[somber stream]

Gawr Gura as chapter master

[obtuse oak]

Like grey knights but somehow edgier

[twin flower]

that did go around as a meme a fair bit back then lmao

[delicate vapor]

Crimson fist are nice

[dire kayak]

i wish i got to paint power swords more

siiiggghhhhh

[somber stream]

I can imagine lmao

[twin flower]

Heard about the Celestial Lions being a successor from IF's but idk what theyre about

They look neat

[somber stream]

I love gooooooooollllld

[dire kayak]

i LOVE the taste of iron

[twin flower]

concerning

[delicate vapor]

[twin dirge]

Man I swear, the one time I don't go A everyone else goes A

[dire kayak]

craving ice again

[somber stream]

A

[dire kayak]

driving me mad

[delicate vapor]

think there was a moment with Pedro and captain Alessio that went
"You lost an arm, Alessio. By the mercy of the Emperor alone, you're lucky you didn't lose your life."

(Gesturing behind him) "I haven't lost an arm, brother. It's right over there."

[obtuse oak]

sidenote: Exorcists are also IF successors but this is a big secret, like everything else about the chapter

[twin flower]

gallows humor to its finest

[twin dirge]

And then they laughed and killed some orks

[jaunty path]

I think I have NL downloaded somewhere

[obtuse oak]

because the rest of the imperium would be horrified if they find out what the inquisition does to the exorcists to make them the way they are

[jaunty path]

I read Eisenhorn digitally...why not NL

[delicate vapor]

Missus a certified NL

[dire kayak]

i can't wait to paint the power swords on my kasrkin

i suck at painting silver thoufh

[jaunty path]

I EAT CHILDREN

[obtuse oak]

because they're IF successors, once their souls have been ripped out by the daemonic exorcism, all that remains is one thing

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[obtuse oak]

Dorn's sense of duty.

it's baked into their genes after all.

[dire kayak]

how do i properly paint metallics

fulgurite copper always ends up looking like melted chocolate even if i thin it

[delicate vapor]

DRUNK TIME

[twin flower]

Interesting.. I wonder how they would react if they knew what they did to the Celestial Lions then

Cuz as far as I know they openly rejected the Inquisition for betraying them by bombarding the planet they were on

[delicate vapor]

FIRST BEER OF THE NIGHT 5:21PM

[dire kayak]

though perhaps citadel metals aren't the best

[obtuse oak]

enjoy

[twin flower]

wat kinda beer

[lilac crag]

noob

[dire kayak]

i can't wait to get army painter paints

[dire kayak]

bites you

[delicate vapor]

you

[lilac crag]

ow

[dire kayak]

give me my army painter paints

[delicate vapor]

carlton dry

australian beer

[twin flower]

[lilac crag]

go away!!!!!

[lilac crag]

Aquila would be proud

[dire kayak]

take a shot for every time i say army painter paints

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

a shot of wat

[dire kayak]

never!!!!!!

jumps on your back

[jaunty path]

paint water?

[dire kayak]

yes

[little marten]

Too little sleep

[somber stream]

Regrets

[little marten]

If I’m lucky my dad will go home before noon

I’m feeling unlucky today

[somber stream]

Stay strong brother

[delicate vapor]

🫡

[obtuse oak]

This reminds me of the years I would play AVP with an Aussie clan

They would be getting shitfaced as I played with them in the EU mornings

[delicate vapor]

Peak avp mention

ive never met anyone in my childhood who played avp

[dire kayak]

i like the look of pre-heresy emperor's children

they should've kept their firstborn armour

[somber stream]

I remember playing Combat Arms with some aussie back in 2012

Ping was shit, died constantly

[dire kayak]

i love their pre-heresy regal look and it's so matching to how they are

believing in excess and all

but now i have to buy the damn head set to get that look,,,,,,,,

[twin flower]

Only game I have the honor of playing with aussies is on an MMO called Albion

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

our GM was from Melbourne

[delicate vapor]

thats where im from

better than sydney btw

[somber stream]

I heard you should avoid Sydney as a tourist

[twin flower]

Oh nice

[delicate vapor]

yea

[twin flower]

Whats in sydney

[little marten]

2012

[delicate vapor]

mega hell

[little marten]

The year it all ended 😞

[somber stream]

Same goes for Helsinki

Avoid like the plague

[twin flower]

[dire kayak]

aaaagghh kasrkin today maybe possibly hopefully

[delicate vapor]

funny that my city way back then

was called "Batmania"

[somber stream]

Pray tell

[delicate vapor]

there is a mcdonalds the inner city where you go the back and you can be on top of the roof

think it got patched idk

[somber stream]

I thought people dressed like Batman and doing bat stuff all over the place

[delicate vapor]

oh it does happen

[somber stream]

Pardon?

[delicate vapor]

remember where I live

[dire kayak]

gonna eat frozen mango

wish me luck

[delicate vapor]

goobluck

[somber stream]

Good luck Goober

[twin flower]

Did crime plummet because there was so many batmans

[delicate vapor]

went up

[astral basin]

…she likes beastars
Dad im scared

[somber stream]

Where there is light, there will be shadow

All hero needs a villain

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Plenty of larper would love to take that position

[delicate vapor]

all coffee needs a cup

[somber stream]

Presenting

Penis man

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

He draw penises on public infrastructures and building. Wasting the city's fund to clean them up

[lilac crag]

evil morning

[twin dirge]

Chat, do I get more coffee

[lilac crag]

nuhuh

[twin dirge]

Ok

[lilac crag]

coffee bad for you if too much

[astral basin]

“Nuhuh”

[lilac crag]

that is how I speak . . . . . . . .

[twin dirge]

The cheese has claimed this burger

[astral basin]

@twin dirge alex is telling you to drink most, not all, of the buy 2 get 1 free sale 🤔

[lilac crag]

Alex is telling you that you had too much coffee today

so Alex says nuhuh

[astral basin]

THERES NEVER TOO MUCH

i mean

Coffee is a great motivator for continued worm

Work

[lilac crag]

ah. yes. the continued worm

[astral basin]

…did i jave 2 shots or 3?

[delicate vapor]

get it

w

[dire kayak]

my ice craving is quenched

[dire kayak]

bites you

[lilac crag]

ow

[dire kayak]

i love my norn emissary

[astral basin]

Ive heard that craving ice is the body craving iron
In other words. Eat meat
Or dark chocolate
Or spinach

[jaunty path]

or poop

[dire kayak]

im tempted to get the custodes telemon dreadnought

[astral basin]

…

[dire kayak]

so i have an excuse to drybrush more

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[astral basin]

Goob. I salute your dedication to the hobby

[dire kayak]

meat is the preferable one

[jaunty path]

goober where do you put all your minis anyway.

[astral basin]

Stomach

They vomit up the one they wanna show off / admire when needed

Like rico

From the madagascar penguins

[dire kayak]

either a shelf or a desk

[astral basin]

F. The Rico method felt lore accurate

[dire kayak]

one of the shelf sections is already nearly full and i only put guardsmen sized stuff there

top is where i put imperial knight sized studf

then i just kinda put stuff in the middle

[onyx crater]

Hivescum is slowly becoming my fav class

[astral basin]

SPAGHET

[onyx crater]

I used to hate this shit now im moving like king von

[astral basin]

wait spag was banned

[onyx crater]

Who.?

[astral basin]

… now im sad

[jaunty path]

erm

what the sigma

[lilac crag]

the hivescum curve

[onyx crater]

Real

[dire kayak]

[jaunty path]

scum is the one class that makes u learn the game and its the most broke shit

[onyx crater]

In trying to figure out how to build it besides rampage shivs, i heard the stim pack is really good

[onyx crater]

Real

It forces you to play like dark souls if it merged with ultrakill 😭

I wanna run gun scum ngl

Idk what are good choices the autopistols and stub pistols look fun as hell

[dire kayak]

gum

[lilac crag]

Infantry Autorifle

but I do uzis tbh

[dire kayak]

kasrkin class when

aaagghhhh fall of cadia infected my brain

[jaunty path]

fall of midia

[onyx crater]

Like genuinely going back on this point of being busted

I can spazz out and dodge into a demonhost on accident, then kill it in under 12 seconds bc it looked at me funny and all I have to do is pop a needle into myself bruh

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[onyx crater]

I couldnt do that with any other class 😭

Not even ds zealot during its peak

[little marten]

Spaghetti got banned?!?

[dire kayak]

yeah a while ago

for racism

[little marten]

Why lol

Oh..

[whole bough]

well there is TH zealot

[dire kayak]

spaghetti is

[little marten]

Like many of the infamous departed, I can’t help but think that was always the outcome for them

[whole bough]

40k
racism

[somber stream]

Bart also got shot

[little marten]

You can tell if someone’s gonna get inevitably banned with 1 simple trick;

Do they argue?

[whole bough]

THEY SHOT BART SIMPSONS?

[somber stream]

THEY SHOT BART THE KOREAN

[dire kayak]

i have experiences with her but idk if i can talk about them here

[whole bough]

theres korean bart simpson!?!?!?

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

moth

[whole bough]

idk any of these people

[lilac crag]

do u wanna play

[fallen tree]

RIP korean bart

[whole bough]

darktide

[jaunty path]

We are Bart

[whole bough]

?

[lilac crag]

well ya lol

[whole bough]

yeah gime like 5-10 minutes

[lilac crag]

yaaaayyyy

[whole bough]

i have to pee and clean dinner

[lilac crag]

oki do that and ping me when ur good

[little marten]

Bart hurts 🙁 but I guess if he came back would he change his behaviour lol

[somber stream]

His last words
"if u disturbed what i said
i am sorry"

[little marten]

She was certainly interesting

[dire kayak]

mof

[lilac crag]

Lying about age

[little marten]

Oh shit how come?

[dire kayak]

she told me she was male

and tried to date me

[somber stream]

Damn

[lilac crag]

I suppose it isn't my place to say

[little marten]

I also received some out of pocket DM’s

[lilac crag]

I stay out of confrontation

[little marten]

But I am a holy man 🙏

[astral basin]

Bart got shot for consistent shitting on… some country
Spaghetti got shot for allowing the shooting the shit to get too deep in a very public place

[dire kayak]

it's okay

[little marten]

Understood 🙏

Very based

[onyx crater]

Wtf lmao

I wanna do a havoc run with hive scum lowk but no one is on 😔

[somber stream]

Bart constantly shit on China, but then got banned once he mention Israel and jews a bit too much

[dire kayak]

id offer to join but i suck at havoc

[lilac crag]

I miss Bart

[whole bough]

me and alex are gonna play in a few mins

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

Dogman here

[dire kayak]

i miss you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[lilac crag]

mof

[little marten]

Such is the way

[onyx crater]

How many mins and what server?

[acoustic pebble]

My puppy just had the zoomies to end all zoomies and is now asleep

[lilac crag]

I miss Cee too.

[whole bough]

5-10 and wym by server

[dire kayak]

cee?

[little marten]

I joked about China once, got warned, have since learned my lesson

[astral basin]

Spag got. Extremely out of pocket
The smell of week old worn drawers comes to mind on the content they were involved in 🤔

[onyx crater]

Havoc matchmaking server tho i suppose you can add me on steam

[acoustic pebble]

Joke about CSAT instead

[onyx crater]

Also who is spag do they share the same name as me

[lilac crag]

long time gone, he used to be very funny and reacted to messages alot. funky emojis. he's the earliest person that left when I joined

[lilac crag]

he didn't leave cus of me* just up and left one day.

[little marten]

I mean that begs for elaboration lmao

I miss CEE WTF

[somber stream]

Im not even sure if the engagement was real..

[little marten]

Yeah I had my doubts lmao

[onyx crater]

I regret not buying scum earlier tbh

I feel like fucking feyd rautha

[little marten]

You’ll know if I get engaged because I’ll be here even more 😈

[somber stream]

🚬

[lilac crag]

there's faces I wish to see here again

[dire kayak]

[little marten]

The way they played arc was very telling lol

[somber stream]

Evil

[acoustic pebble]

MY DOGS ARE AWAKEN AGAIN!!!

HELP!!

[dire kayak]

should i play arc raiders

[twin flower]

get the treats!

[acoustic pebble]

IT DIDN'T WORK!!

[twin flower]

panic

[little marten]

The new player experience is insanely fun and enjoyable but it does run out of steam

[acoustic pebble]

THEY'RE PLAYING TUG O WAR AND IT'S SO CUTE THO!!

I love my babies

[little marten]

I’d recommend it as something you won’t play for ever but is 100% worth a play

[astral basin]

Honorable mentions to ddm, king of witchhunts
Rewdy and Bigboi, the lewd and the gross

[onyx crater]

Lowk its 1 am but i cant sleep bc i coffeemaxxed too much, im gonna be on in a sec for havoc

[somber stream]

Heard they're adding 40K-ish skins

[onyx crater]

Havent played havoc scum yet tho

[acoustic pebble]

For what?

[little marten]

Big boi got banned too?!?!?

[acoustic pebble]

It's fun!!

[somber stream]

Arc

[twin flower]

I didnt even know Big Boi got banned lmao

[dire kayak]

krieg skin in rust

[acoustic pebble]

DID HE??

[dire kayak]

[acoustic pebble]

Oh. Nvm

[astral basin]

Full frontal my dude
Full. Frontal.

[little marten]

lol whaaaaa

[fallen tree]

[dire kayak]

kriegslop

[twin flower]

Didnt they add Krieg skins in Rust some time ago

[somber stream]

We'll run out of lore-rich character at this pace

[twin flower]

lmaooo

[acoustic pebble]

I honestly forgot they added 40k to CoD for some reason

[astral basin]

Really

Did they

[little marten]

Please stop getting banned guys I’m worried my unique brand of terrible humour won’t be adopted by the younger more agile newcomers

[twin flower]

they did?

[dire kayak]

i have a lot of lore

[twin flower]

I never saw anything

[acoustic pebble]

Ye

[somber stream]

I don't think you'll be in the scope lol

Very nice goober <3

[astral basin]

How long does it say ive been here

[dire kayak]

that's a weird way to spell based humour

[little marten]

Operation; brown nose wardens indefinitely must commence

[dire kayak]

since 30 october 2024

[twin flower]

I remember seeing a pic of like Pragmata and a Blood Angel for some reason

[acoustic pebble]

It's mostly skins: A Kasrkin, SoB, and a Ultramarine scout

[twin flower]

It was a like a cardboard cutout

[twin flower]

Interesting

[acoustic pebble]

No bolters tho

[astral basin]

24???? Fuuuuuck
I havent been active since then
I legit left and came back like.

…

[twin flower]

Did they get laser weapons

[astral basin]

9 momths go?

[acoustic pebble]

No but they did get Space Marines

[twin flower]

huh. not much of a cod player so prolly missed that when it happened

[twin flower]

wish they'd do more interesting collabs

[astral basin]

LICHT WHY TF DOES IT SAY YOU JOINED LAST MONTH
THAT IS A DAMNED LIE WTAF

[jaunty path]

is warhammer in fortnite or no

[somber stream]

I'm new hi 👶

[twin flower]

nah

Prolly not yet lmao

[acoustic pebble]

Honestly me neither. I haven't played a cod game since I was 16

[little marten]

Licht threw away his accolades

[acoustic pebble]

Battlefield is better anyway

[dire kayak]

iwjoinex in january

[twin flower]

Whats the uhh latest BF

Still looks good

[somber stream]

I wanted to try if i can self-impose greyname again

[astral basin]

Im. Im drunk. I know im buzzed af. 3 shots of fb
But WTAF LICHT WHY DOES IT SAY THAT

[somber stream]

Turns out you can't lol

[acoustic pebble]

Bf6. Pretty fun ngl

They're gonna add wake island again

[dire kayak]

i wonder who's the oldest person here

[somber stream]

I left and rejoin

[lilac crag]

Paul

[twin flower]

Yeah lmao, I might grab it if it ever goes on sale again

[acoustic pebble]

Eyyy

[astral basin]

Licht. I left and rejoined and the server still says 2024
How tf

[somber stream]

You can test it now

[twin flower]

Maybe it had something to do when I think it was Hank ? That made him Greynamed for a bit

[somber stream]

Yeah lol

[astral basin]

…im good thanks

[somber stream]

Went Grey for a day

[twin flower]

Return to gray

[lilac crag]

pink is nice

[twin flower]

gotta spend moolah tho

[lilac crag]

sadly

[astral basin]

Death to greynames
Mods not exempted

[dire kayak]

garut posted the last embed here before we got our rights taken away

[twin flower]

Really?

[dire kayak]

yeah

[somber stream]

I tried asking Incan to grey me but he didn't have what it takes to pull the trigger

[twin flower]

What was the last Embed, we should frame it

[onyx crater]

how do i join the havoc lobby if ppl are playing

[dire kayak]

no it's you

oldie

[somber stream]

Was it the Joe Shaking butt emojiguy

[somber stream]

You can't

[jaunty path]

u dont. u suffer

[onyx crater]

no i mean are some ppl queuing in

[jaunty path]

donate ur soul 2me

[dire kayak]

hold on ill reply to it

[lilac crag]

im not destined for old age

[somber stream]

Nope, it has to be onboard the mourning star

[onyx crater]

nuh uh im the one who sacrifices people to the entity

[twin flower]

I dont think its a queue even, you join existing parties

[lilac crag]

my body wont allow it

[astral basin]

Neon pink mildly annoys me
I would die if licht turned pink

[twin flower]

And play the mission from start to finish

[somber stream]

I was pink for a while

[astral basin]

Really

[somber stream]

But then you mf bullied me into red again

[lilac crag]

he was indeed

[somber stream]

Yeah to test my pp

[astral basin]

THE BLINKING KNIGHT

[onyx crater]

i must reach havoc 40 scum...

[astral basin]

ye that was cool

When you first changed it

[dire kayak]

here

[astral basin]

I had to fkn think what it was before omfg licht

[twin flower]

Legend

[somber stream]

Ironic...

[astral basin]

Wasng even that long ago

[onyx crater]

hive scum in the same party as taunt ogryn is insane

like the bullshit you get to do

[astral basin]

I still think its an orange cat in armor at a glance

[lilac crag]

there was a time when scums damage was considered normal

alas

[somber stream]

Want the full resolution pic?

[feral vessel]

hello darkchat

[onyx crater]

real

[twin flower]

You should do the knave version of that pfp

[astral basin]

I can see it well enough

[dire kayak]

bites you

[onyx crater]

i remember

[astral basin]

Wassup plant

[twin flower]

le sergal

hoi hoi

[lilac crag]

hi serg

[jaunty path]

hi gay

[onyx crater]

pre-nerf veteran

[dire kayak]

bites you

[feral vessel]

i wrote a new species lulz

[dire kayak]

🪤

oooh you want the cheese so bad

[astral basin]

Plant shark plant shark
Watchu gonna do
Watchu gonna do when it comes for you
Plant shark plant shark

[dire kayak]

doesn't it look so yummy

[twin flower]

[feral vessel]

totally not arirals from VoTV but they only use visual language to communicate