general-chat

[drowsy lynx]

It's just a creamy garlic herb sauce / dip really

[limpid vigil]

Yall want to know a funny shark fact?

[hazy valley]

so am I hand me the shark

[glossy bear]

We can all agree pineapple on pizza is heretical

[amber delta]

Yeah hope its baller

[hidden whale]

no its good, stop bandwaggoning

[graceful hamlet]

Cheeseless pizza supremacy

[obtuse oak]

tiktok or whatever. i don't know exactly. there are social media platforms where people get shadowbanned or deprioritized from the algorithm if they use words like death, kill, suicide, porn, so the young generation has developed a new lingo of euphemisms to continue talking about the same topics without being censored

[glossy bear]

Heard it is

[limpid vigil]

Lemon sharks are sometimes called pee sharks cuz their yellow coloration comes from the same chemical that makes our pee yellow

[obtuse oak]

it breaks my heart to see it used anywhere where it isn't strictly needed

[hazy valley]

none pizza left beef for me pls

[vivid zinc]

Screw that pinapple on pizza is the best

[hidden whale]

if you add fresh pineapple and DO not cook it, it pairs very well with ham

[obtuse oak]

we have a word filter that will block posts with truly egregious stuff

[thick coyote]

Sexual Intercourse 🗣️

[vivid zinc]

Anchovies on pizza is a war crime though

[obtuse oak]

but feel free to just speak normally otherwise.

[hidden whale]

like... kpop...?

[little marten]

Horny era is over

BRING BACK THE PERMS

[limpid vigil]

Also shark fin is mostly cartilage so eating it is just wastefull so you can clown rich ppl for doing that

[glossy bear]

I was talking like that due to being used very strick automod from a server that muted anyone who said them for 48 hours so I was being carefull

[obtuse oak]

well boo to that server lol

[hazy valley]

nevermind I don't want to eat it anymore

[hidden whale]

nurgle what would you post

[hazy valley]

I still want to try whale meat one day though

[stuck crescent]

Eat pasta

[glossy bear]

Yeh

[limpid vigil]

I said the fin

not the meat

[little marten]

Food, minis, porn

[hidden whale]

if ur hungry I have an extra slice of pizza

[hazy valley]

shark's back on the menu boys

[thick coyote]

Beavis and Butt-Head moment

[hazy valley]

I crave seafood

[hidden whale]

does sushi count as seafood

[hazy valley]

I've always wanted to try anchovy pizza tbh

[limpid vigil]

but im gonna be fr - eating sharks is still a no from me. Don't wanna piss of the goblin shark

[stuck crescent]

Crab

Crab soup

[little marten]

Actually image perms meant people didn’t have to paint pictures with their words

[hazy valley]

I could inhale crab right now

[little marten]

And that was a net loss for server intellect

[graceful hamlet]

Helldivers official server when you say “boobs”: 😡

[hidden whale]

if general has image perms I would post this #zealot-class message

[hazy valley]

I will look C'thulu in the eyes with chopsticks or a fork and knife send me at this goblin shark

[vivid zinc]

To be fair the Helldiver CMs hate the community and actively wage war against their own customers lol

[limpid vigil]

helldivers official discord when you criticise the devs

[little marten]

If you posted that here I would have positive reacted it 😔

[limpid vigil]

Ok just be carefull - it can shoot it's jaws out of it's body and bite you from a distance

no im not making this up

[hidden whale]

oh so you met the real cthulu

[hazy valley]

basking sharks are what scare me tbh and they're not even dangerous to humans afaik

[vivid zinc]

Goblin sharks are weird af

[hazy valley]

just look at one with their mouths open

[dire kayak]

oouugghh

[hazy valley]

seeing that at night underwater would make my soul leave my body

[hidden whale]

goober I have pizza slice

but it will cost 1 plushie

[dire kayak]

truth nuke

[limpid vigil]

don't look up gulper eels

they would eat said soul

[hazy valley]

I love eels. I will eat that one

[vivid zinc]

Sharks aren't that scary. They usually don't want to eat us...but they're so stupid that they can't comprehend our shape in the water and take 'test bites' to see wtf we are. It's just a sad accident that test bites tend to maim or kill people lol.

[limpid vigil]

It's mouth is 8m in height

[hidden whale]

are you on a mission to eat everything in this world lol

[dire kayak]

tell this gulper eel you're glad he exists

[hazy valley]

I looked it up. I would still eat it

[limpid vigil]

it would eat you

but fair ig

[little marten]

Jellied eels

[hazy valley]

The only eel that has ever scared me was the one in Mario 64 when I was a child. I am no longer a child. I have no fear, but I do have a mighty hunger for eel

[dire kayak]

i hate eels

[hazy valley]

just the fish

[vivid zinc]

I didn't hate eels until that last last episode of The Boys.

[dire kayak]

i find a lot of underwater things im terrified of

[limpid vigil]

tbh eating and hunting sharks is lame. Like they only got that killer rep after jaws came out and vending machines and coconuts kill more ppl per year

[vivid zinc]

Don't think i'll ever poo into a toilet again

[dire kayak]

show me a shark and im hugging it though

[hazy valley]

I'd love to see it try when it's served to me in a restaurant

[dire kayak]

even if it rends me to bits

[limpid vigil]

it's somewhere around 10 fatal cases per year if im not mistaken

globally

[vivid zinc]

Yeah generally sharks just want to be left the fuck alone

[dire kayak]

they're silly

[hazy valley]

I love seafood and kinda want to try as many different kinds of fish as I can. I'm vaguely interested in shark meat but I also know there's some serious moral dilemma there so I'm fine with passing on that. If it is a species at risk then do not put them on my plate

[dire kayak]

i hate seafood

i tried fish, lobster, a bunch of other ones

didn't like any of it

[limpid vigil]

Also it is funny to me cuz aparently they classify shark attack deaths in 2 categories - provoked and unprovoked

[vivid zinc]

I avoid seafood these days due to microplastics. It accumulates really bad in all the good stuff

[hazy valley]

I ate too much lobster in Anaheim and I'm still trying to exercise it away

I have no regrets

I would do it again

[dire kayak]

baps you

[limpid vigil]

So basically darwin award and bad luck

[green beacon]

lobster is so good

[raven dirge]

Biting people either by curiosity or hostility leads to the same result

[green beacon]

got me craving it now

[glossy bear]

I crave pasta with tuna

[vivid zinc]

I could really go for some properly cooked calamari right now

[dire kayak]

eating is kinda uncomfortable for me tbh

[glossy bear]

Are you a furry

[limpid vigil]

also for those scared of sharks quick tip - you can rotate one along it's z axis after it charges at you to mess with it's sense of direction

[dire kayak]

but i force myself to do it because of the taste

[limpid vigil]

essentialy you can parry them fishes

[kind wagon]

DS nerfs so good <3

[mystic fossil]

NOOO

NOT GOOD

[raven dirge]

I never quite understand the psychologist take "X doesn't usually want to attack humans"

Since when are humans telepathic

[limpid vigil]

And you are a dwarf - what's wrong with furries?

[kind wagon]

Very gooood

[mystic fossil]

At least they buffed soul blaze

[hazy valley]

I had California Fish Grill for the first time ever. I didn't even know they existed. We have them here in Vegas I just didn't know. The lobster in Anaheim was so fresh and delicious. They cooked the lobster rolls to perfection. The buns were toasted and crispy in texture and the roll came with a little cup of butter that had extra lobster in it so when you poured the butter it stuffed the roll with more lobster

[lilac crag]

home from gym and eating out

[hazy valley]

I am drooling just thinking about it

[mystic fossil]

Can you eat me out

[limpid vigil]

who you eating out?

[lilac crag]

you fucking freaks. I ate kfc.

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

stop that.

[mystic fossil]

🥀💔

[limpid vigil]

You sure? Cuz finger licking good sounds a bit kinky

[lilac crag]

you will have no fingers to speak of if this continues

[little marten]

🫣

[dire kayak]

finger lickin good implies the existence of toe sucking evil

[limpid vigil]

Where will they go alexander?

[vivid zinc]

My breakfast today was a medium coffee. Trying to lose a little weight. I'm not going to be happy until I get my 6 pack back 🙁 Personal goals and all that.

[mystic fossil]

How are you on to me

[lilac crag]

💢

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

quit angering me neo

[limpid vigil]

toe sucking evil - im sorry do you mean a leech?

[limpid vigil]

sorry sorry

[lilac crag]

I'm jesting. partially.

[dire kayak]

bites you

[limpid vigil]

so you are jest

[hazy valley]

I've been extra bad lately with my diet. I've been trying to speedrun weight loss over a few pounds and I've skipped both breakfast and lunch for a week, and just had a light dinner. Still hitting the gym and going to work. I'm surviving almost exclusively on coffee

[lilac crag]

I be jester

[vivid zinc]

toe sucking evil sounds like Tarentino going after Paul Dano again

[dire kayak]

pomni

[lilac crag]

some even call me sarmenti

[limpid vigil]

jester? I barely know er'

[lilac crag]

touche

[dire kayak]

touchy

[marsh iris]

i heard something

[limpid vigil]

tocuhe? Touchy who?

[dire kayak]

bites you

[jaunty path]

Bites you

[little marten]

Hehe x a

[hazy valley]

ourobitos

[limpid vigil]

MOOOOM GOOBER AND MISSUS ARE MAKING OUT ANGRILY

[vivid zinc]

lol

[lilac crag]

[vivid zinc]

When's the wedding, guys? 😉

[dire kayak]

[limpid vigil]

What ? You want in?

[winged oasis]

to the ganger with a bazooka that JUST TRIGGERED A DEMONHOST

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

[jaunty path]

I may rest for another 30 minutes or an hour

[lilac crag]

I'm going to twist your arm.

[jaunty path]

Its funny

[little marten]

Treat yourself to an hour

[limpid vigil]

Do it harder

[lilac crag]

what

okay

no

[limpid vigil]

of course they do they are the ganger with a bazooka that JUST TRIGGERED A DEMONHOST

[dire kayak]

bites you again

[hazy kestrel]

Arthurian Romances are so peak

[dire kayak]

neeerrrddd

[lilac crag]

OW

WHYYYYY

[limpid vigil]

(it's a brooklyn 99 quote)

[dire kayak]

nerd,,,,,

[hazy kestrel]

Sir Yvain, my chivalric ideal.

[lilac crag]

💢

[limpid vigil]

of course they are a nerd - they are studious from their cerebral cortex to their gluteus!

/jk

[winged oasis]

quoting lines from media shouldn't be socially acceptabl

[hazy kestrel]

Working out at the library goes brrrrrr

[limpid vigil]

fine then - no vocal stims from you

[true widget]

hi guy s

[dire kayak]

NEEERRRRDDDD

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, and?

[true widget]

hello goober

[dire kayak]

(im saying it in an endearing way)

[vivid zinc]

I think we need a game where we play as Orks and all we do is kill Black Templar n' Kreigsman, harvesting their teeth to get more DAKKA.

No plot, just a teef farming simulator

[dire kayak]

[limpid vigil]

Ork dentist game when?

[drowsy lynx]

I have wanted this for a decade lol

[vivid zinc]

Surgeon Simulator 2027: MORE DAKKA EDITION

[drowsy lynx]

If they don't make it I'll make it myself but have it be legally distinct orks

[hazy valley]

I'd play this

[limpid vigil]

like that one totally not porn game abt orks and massage markiplier played a while back

[drowsy lynx]

Mad dok simulator would go so hard

[hazy valley]

But tbh I'd play Ork stuff regardless

[vivid zinc]

Especially in VR

[simple zenith]

Where?

[drowsy lynx]

Cutting an ork boy right down the middle and just pouring a whole bottle of fightin' juice in there

[delicate vapor]

3am wth back to sleep

[vivid zinc]

The nerf list is exactly why I use 'off meta' stuff like the heavy eviscrator and bolter. That shit just doesn't get nerfed.

[limpid vigil]

so pulling a bugs bunny stereoid injection

[hazy kestrel]

Thammer

My beloved

[limpid vigil]

untill ppl break a new blitz with the increased blast radius on the bolter

[hazy kestrel]

I was fucking livid when the devs broke the sound on it though

[vivid zinc]

That'll probably be me lmao

To be fair though a year or so ago the bolter took a ton of nerfs. It doesn't hit nearly as hard as it used to. Probably due to armor changes n shit.

[versed nest]

new balance is it yay or boo

[little marten]

“Oh Lancelot.” I murmur into the linen sheets. I can hear the clatter of steel in the courtyard, he’s training the squire’s again. “It’s been too long.” I yawn, rising to welcome the day. A crisp morning breeze clings to the air as I open the tower window, yearning to catch a glimpse of my beloved below. I see him, his bare muscular forearms glistening from sweat in the pale sun. “Ah but it has been too long, since the sword was pulled from my stone. Oh Lancelot, I would look back as Orfeo did, and be made beggar by the fae court. If only.”

[vivid zinc]

Now days all I use my bolter for is to stack brittleness on super tough enemies that don't have shields, to blast down a hallway full of specialist units or to snipe specialists across the map like a Temu Vet.

[limpid vigil]

it's yay overall but meh (to be seen) on some aspects

[vivid zinc]

Overall looks good. Little worried about the DoT nerfs. If Inferno and flamer rend was a problem...just reduce their rend?

Feels like an overly complex fix

[hazy kestrel]

I uh, can’t say I remember this part of the book, @little marten

[vivid zinc]

Also, bleed needs some buffs. Its a really shitty DoT effect.

[little marten]

It’s the special book 🤫

[limpid vigil]

make it slow or something

[vivid zinc]

That's what I was thinking. These fuckers are bleeding all over the place, it should impact their stats beyond just a DoT.

[obtuse oak]

it's been pretty powercrept yeah

especially if you look at chem toxin

(which is getting nerfed tbf)

[somber stream]

Sir Lance a lot

[vivid zinc]

The only reason why I even take a bleed talent in the Zealot skill tree is because of the increased crit chance. It's so bad lol

[obtuse oak]

zealot doesnt have great bleed talents in the tree, but there are some (niche) weapon blessings that are pretty good sometimes

bleed is more important for something like ogryn

[hazy valley]

Chem toxin being nerfed is probably better for overall game balance than buffing everything to be on the level it was

[obtuse oak]

or vet shredder nades

[hazy kestrel]

That talent was funny when the cdr talent stacking was still a thing.

[lilac crag]

YOOOOO BALANCE CHANGES

[hazy valley]

But like Zealot Incendiary grenade needs love

[lilac crag]

WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT

[hazy kestrel]

My book spam build was basically always on.

[lilac crag]

uncanny strike nerf

[hazy kestrel]

Free 40 crates every week

[lilac crag]

i am crying of joy

[hazy kestrel]

Was truly living the high life

[obtuse oak]

~30% less crushers, nerfs to uncanny strike, dueling sword, bazooka/chem bomb

that's the main gist of it

[lilac crag]

less crushers spawn? i hope it actually reflects this time around

[hazy valley]

wasn't there something about rotten armour

[hazy kestrel]

I wish the devs didn’t get rid of zealot’s cdr stacking.

[lilac crag]

ITS INFESTED NOW?!

[hazy kestrel]

That was really fun

[little marten]

30%

[hazy valley]

yeah rotten armour from carapace to infested

[lilac crag]

JOYOUS DAY

[hazy valley]

the changes are overall really good imo and the nerfs very deserved

[lilac crag]

bazooka nerfs too?

good thing

[olive badger]

retroactively making our initial announcement actually accurate and not misleading

[hazy kestrel]

The monkey’s paw curls, it still crashes your games.

[lilac crag]

quickpaw!!

[lilac crag]

it is so good to see you laddie

[jaunty path]

Quickpaw

[hazy valley]

the only confusing bit is the Krak grenade nerf to the number of grenades you have when it never had the number they claim it had to begin with

[jaunty path]

What do you think of this sticker

[little marten]

1 in 3 carapace have now been replaced by captains

[hazy kestrel]

Missus. Why do you do this. Lmao

[obtuse oak]

@olive badger can i explain the rotten armor infested change more in detail? it's not quite as cut and dry as the blog makes it seem

[hazy valley]

"we are nerfing the krak grenade from what it is right now, to exactly what it is right now"

[olive badger]

yeah that was a mistake, amended it

[hazy valley]

???

[jaunty path]

Fatshark saw the holygrail

[lilac crag]

dont worry about it

just go on vibes

[hazy valley]

weirdly I'm not getting crashes anymore

[molten matrix]

ok now reduce base kraks to 2

[jaunty path]

My life is complete

[olive badger]

Don't tempt me man

[molten matrix]

hey that power creeps gotta go down somehow lelelele

[hazy valley]

ok yay

[obtuse oak]

i love that reference

[olive badger]

DM me it first

[lilac crag]

i cant tell if this is the meme reference or your geniune reply lol

[hazy kestrel]

Psyker nerfs when. :(

[little marten]

ANY UPDATE ON LIGMA?!?

[molten matrix]

one thing i do hope is being looked at is zealot getting some form of burn on melee

[hazy valley]

same

[lilac crag]

wait

[hazy valley]

yes

[lilac crag]

opportunist nerf?

:(

[molten matrix]

with like a 4 stack cap

[lilac crag]

this kinda stings

[hazy valley]

don't let the other Vets know this but I would be ok with Krak being nerfed to 2 baseline

[lilac crag]

my bleed is gonna suck on ogryn now

[hazy valley]

and 3 with grenadier

shhh

[lilac crag]

i have a hot take but

[molten matrix]

i genuinely wouldnt mind

kraks insta delete any carapace

and with reduced crushers its only fair

[lilac crag]

it should be 1 with a 75 second cooldown

just bc demo team

[molten matrix]

thats 2:15 minutes

[olive badger]

who is steve jobs?

[hazy valley]

my hot take is Ogryn Frag Bomb deserves 2 charges

[molten matrix]

i gotta put you down sis

[hazy valley]

make it quick and painless

[lilac crag]

a minute and 15 seconds mb

[obtuse oak]

you were using opportunist?

[molten matrix]

frag bomb already has a killtag on humanoids on it

that shit does not need 2 charges lmao

[little marten]

Worlds best guerrilla marketer for suicide net companies

[lilac crag]

ive recently swapped off from skullcrusher brutal momentum to skullcrusher opportunist

on my shield build

[obtuse oak]

oh right

[hazy valley]

yeah that's why it's my hot take
but it's mostly just because Hive Scum Rockets are insane and Ogryns feel so sad next to them

[obtuse oak]

yeah fair, that'll be a bit worse.

[potent sage]

DEV BLOG

[lilac crag]

im sad about it. ive been trying hard to make shield feel like it hits hard

[hazy valley]

they deserve it

I want the big lads to be happy

[molten matrix]

ok now get this

scum rockets need a nerf

[hazy valley]

the healthier thing is to nerf rockets

and that is the correct thing to do

but what if I wanted to be evil

[molten matrix]

fatshark was smoking that rinda karnak pack

(does more damage to bosses than frag bomb btw)

[south valve]

I saw what you deleted

[lilac crag]

you would make soulblaze dot cap at 8

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

plink

[lilac crag]

quickpaw if youre reading this, it isnt legal adivce

[olive badger]

too late

[lilac crag]

NO

[molten matrix]

actualy

[olive badger]

infinite stacks you say

[molten matrix]

capping soulblaze stacks is a genuinely good idea

[lilac crag]

s

say

say what now?

[amber delta]

inferno staff damage lowered by 90%

soulblaze damage per stack increased by 150%

[lilac crag]

ive been thinking about caps being increased and decreased based on their inherent value tbh

[little marten]

Ok no more joking around let’s talk like adults

Hellgun when?!?

[molten matrix]

fun fact

[amber delta]

weird way to spell Power Fist

[molten matrix]

splash damage and coated weaponry both have different max stacks for toxin

[lilac crag]

and whats the gap between the two?

[molten matrix]

uhhh

[river badger]

So they are finally making it so that we're not constantly swarmed by waves of crushers. A good change, but they still need to make it so we can hear them coming.

[molten matrix]

like 4

or 2

[dire kayak]

got a big bag of skittles

[sleek harness]

Weird way of spelling "new ogryn weapon when"

[molten matrix]

coated weaponry has a cap of 2 and splash damage 4

@digital fulcrum can you confirm this

[amber delta]

ogryn power fist

[little marten]

If I had a power fist I’d smash the patriarchy

Then you

[hazy valley]

Ogryns deserve a power fist even if you're just duct taping a rusty iron gate to their hand and rigging that to a car battery

Let the big guys smash

[amber delta]

fisting is 300 bucks

[river badger]

Skaven, how do you feel about Rat Poison?

[digital fulcrum]

I don't remember coated weaponry having a cap
and splash damage I think is just 2 stacks max, not 4

[molten matrix]

i dont believe ogryns can be fielded with powerfists on any tabletop ruleset

[little marten]

Do you offer credit?

[amber delta]

yes

[hazy valley]

do Ogryns get any sort of fist weapons?

[sleek harness]

I would respond if I knew who you are

[little marten]

Ok my guys will contact your guys

[hazy valley]

I just want to see them punch

[drowsy lynx]

I think you mean how does he feel about a tasty snack made just for a skaven

[sleek harness]

Are you a recent grey namer

[little marten]

• plasma pistol
• melta
• power fist
• halberd
• Hellgun

I would assume Admech will bring plasma pistol

[molten matrix]

you itching for a fisting boah?

[river badger]

No, i've been here for a little bit.

[sleek harness]

I totally never saw you here

[lusty estuary]

i just joined this server five minutes ago hi guys

[little marten]

And FatShark will tactically make it unavailable to vet at launch so we buy Admech and complain vet doesn’t have it then when sales of Admech had died down they will give it to vet as a ‘we are listening’

No hate on FatShark - it’s just what I would do

Hire me hehe

[river badger]

Trust me I have been here, i've just been in the background.

[sleek harness]

Aham

Sure

Anyways I like rat poison

It kills rats

[true widget]

squi nts

[lusty estuary]

stop looking at me

[true widget]

Stares

[hazy valley]

I just love bare knuckle brawling and I think Ogryns are the prime candidate for something like that. I know we'll never get that sort of bare handed fighting but something along the lines of brass knuckles would be fun to have on Ogryns

[south valve]

Kermit sewer slide

[molten matrix]

yeah no sorry chief

[lusty estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/doggy-breathing-doggy-sog-soggy-breath-gif-4365768080856938550

[molten matrix]

ogryn doesnt have any TT unarmed weapon option

this doesnt mean that fatshark cant create some

as they did with pickaxe

[bronze wren]

Most normal scheming skaven

[obtuse oak]

ehhhh it wasn't making that much of a difference i think. shield is mostly really good with bleed because of the gigacleave h2 being a mass applicator and that part hasnt changed. rending doesnt even apply to most armor types and 25% improvement for bleed is pretty modest.

[hazy valley]

fair enough have a nice day

[molten matrix]

!!!

[little marten]

Is the new class fun?

[molten matrix]

GW allows 40k games to create their own weapons

so dont say never

[hazy valley]

I will never stop dreaming about the idea. It'd be very fun

[lilac crag]

modest indeed! but it was the best i could think of to bump up his damage even a lil bit more

not sure what else i should run now..

probably going back to momentum..

[true widget]

NOTTHE MILK

[bronze frost]

I’m crying right now listening to the OST for empire strikes back.

[lusty estuary]

cats aren't supposed to be drinking milk

get that damn kitten out that damn bowl

[dire kayak]

i drink milk though

[lusty estuary]

you shouldn't

get that out of you

[bronze frost]

Disney deserves terrible things for what they done to Star Wars

[molten matrix]

however one weapon i really want for ogryn is a parry based buckler maul option

https://www.warhammer.com/en-WW/shop/Militarum-Auxilla-Bullgryns

[somber stream]

What if we form a mercenary group in South Africa

[bronze frost]

I’m in

[lilac crag]

wait thats nasty

[bronze frost]

I was born too late for Rhodesia

[lilac crag]

could be a good middleground for mobility and finesse

[obtuse oak]

Last Guard unironically

[lilac crag]

you really think so?

i havent experimented with it yet

[obtuse oak]

It's surprisingly useful in high diff

[lilac crag]

gonna try it out tonight then!

[dire kayak]

alexxxx

[lilac crag]

thanks hank

[dire kayak]

i can't open my skittles

[lilac crag]

me yes hello

[dire kayak]

help meee

[lilac crag]

throws them in a woodchipper

[little marten]

Sour!?!?

[vivid zinc]

Well that was a nice chat with my grandfather. For once he didn't bring up anything political

[somber stream]

Are you comfortable of being thrown around at all time without prior notice and randomly tranquilized for no good reason at all?

[brazen scaffold]

update for carapace and all it does for me in particular is make my builds worse against it by a barely noticeable margin

lore-accurate imperium progress

[bronze frost]

Absolutely thanks Boss!

[somber stream]

staff increased

[bronze frost]

And I already own the high and tight shorts needed

[brazen scaffold]

bro thinks he's going to the FOB

fool, that's where miller put all of the women

[drowsy lynx]

Calling it now this one ain't lasting long

[bronze frost]

*boss sneaks onto own paramilitary groups offshore base, judo throws 7 of his own men into each other before tranqing 4 more while the others pull from Afghanistan and USSR salute wide eyed while his wolf dog snarls and drools in front of them before kids in America starts blaring from his helicopter and he’s gone again

What an amazing game 😭

[vivid zinc]

Sounds like something kid Rock fantasizes about

emphasis on kid

[potent sage]

rhodesians w/ they gay ass booty shorts

[dire kayak]

meow

[bronze frost]

You mean cool ahh short shorts

[potent sage]

"hmm yes... we came up with the tactic of...... forming semi circles to shoot into native rural centers"

[bronze frost]

I like the aesthetic of the shorts

[bronze frost]

I wouldn’t have opinions on such polemic topics nor share them in a discord that has rules about that sort of thing 😂

[vivid zinc]

"would you still love me if I was a flyyyyy?"

[potent sage]

no im allowed to talk about this i have special privilages

☝🏽

[potent sage]

gay ass booty shorts !!!!!!!!!!

[dire kayak]

bites you

[vivid zinc]

We talking about booty shorts that ride straight up the crack like a denim thong?

[potent sage]

yes thats what they wore

[bronze frost]

Fk yeah

[potent sage]

they probably had skid marks from running around in them in zimbabwe heat all day

[bronze frost]

They ratioed

[waxen sleet]

I just sat down, who starts a conversation like that?

[bronze frost]

That is all

[dire kayak]

[vivid zinc]

Me? lol. Never under estimate Bad Distraction's ability to fuck up a conversation with silly shit

[waxen sleet]

Clearly

[vivid zinc]

I mean some people like to put their foot in their mouth but me, I like to cram both my feet and your feet in my gob hole

[waxen sleet]

... Raw Dog Toe Beans?

[steady laurel]

How do y’all feel about the changes in the next patch?

[vivid zinc]

I can't commit to this joke, I'm not actually into feet I just like pretending I am...but feet are revolting lmao

[waxen sleet]

Here we go again...

[waxen sleet]

Fair enough, but you started the bit.

[drowsy lynx]

That they should delete psyker from the game ofc

[dire kayak]

kilogram of skittles

[vivid zinc]

I know and I can't commit. I'm such a tease.

[dire kayak]

time to be gluttonous

[lusty estuary]

the fuck you need that many skittles for

throw out 80% of that

[marsh iris]

goodnight babies

🛌

[somber stream]

True masculinity is wearing nothing but undies and hang out on the beach with your bro inside a cardboard box

[potent sage]

true masculinity is me

not these moids who i reaction-farm from all day

[dire kayak]

i love skittles

[waxen sleet]

Closest thing to skittle emojis I could get^

[vivid zinc]

What kind of undies? Personally I think there's nothing more masculine than a banana hammock.

[bronze frost]

Peace walker beach fight with Kaz true brotherhood right there

[somber stream]

Long as it doesn't get in the way during mandatory CQC sessions

[vivid zinc]

Ur idea of masculinity is starting to sound more and more like a diddy white tie event. Tell me more.

[little marten]

Love being in my undies for the big boss

[somber stream]

You’re all diamond to me

[hazy valley]

Overall very good. Nerfs feel necessary, changes to Crusher spawns are good, Uncanny was a very important change. Inferno Staff buff is perplexing. Vet Krak nerfs either aren't nerfs (we already have exactly the number they think they are nerfing us to) or they are entirely justified (60 sec to 90 sec Demo Stockpile nade refresh for Kraks). We also still have Demo Team

[obtuse oak]

Vet krak already removed from notes and addressed

(no change, included by mistake)

[hazy valley]

Perfect! Thank you

[blazing ibex]

I'm sorry.

Inferno staff is getting what now???

[hazy valley]

I'd say the patch overall feels like good steps in the right direction

[dire kayak]

the power of gork and mork flows through ma veins

[blazing ibex]

I just woke up.

And that activated me

[hazy valley]

They did respond to this too. They were concerned the Uncanny nerfs would be problematic for Inferno Staff. They are probably going to roll that back

[vivid zinc]

I just wish the balance change would address trapper nets going through corners

[hazy valley]

Just not immediately

[blazing ibex]

Hmm.

[potent sage]

veteran shovel buff ❤️

[dire kayak]

inferno staff

more like

uhhh

[drowsy lynx]

Know fs they'll roll back uncanny changes and leave the adm buffs for inferno lmao

Oops, all buffs

[hazy valley]

They responded here, on the forum post and on Reddit iirc? So they're being active on watching the reaction to this

It feels good to know that they have been listening to feedback and making changes according to it, and are being very active in responding this fast too

[potent sage]

it's okay i'm still going to hate on it

[drowsy lynx]

They should just make psyker invulnerable while attacking, that's the endgame here anyways

[blazing ibex]

Okay never mind

These are lowkey actually good changes.

[vivid zinc]

Yeah on a scale of 1 - 10 of 'devs are gonna fuck this up and wreck the game' FS are a 2/10. I don't see any reason for alarm. You want a dev who actively screws with their players? Try Blizzard or Arrowhead. Now those devs do malicious out of context nerfs that break stuff, all the time.

[molten matrix]

quickpaw is good people

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah most of the changes are good for sure

Very interested in seeing how rotten armor plays now

[hazy valley]

Agreed

[blazing ibex]

Any means to try and lower density is arguably needed rn

[drowsy lynx]

And I do like uncanny giving brittleness, that'll help people not feel so obligated to take a rending weapon

[hazy valley]

Yeah overall the changes are fantastic imo

[blazing ibex]

And this, while it isn't going to fix everything, is actually a genuinely good start.

[vivid zinc]

At the same time it makes brittleness a little less special, which sucks

[regal pier]

Im a big fan of the changes. Baby steps are better than no steps

[molten matrix]

wouldnt surprise me if the event was such a success it becomes its own mission modifier

[blazing ibex]

I genuinely think that the event was a testing ground for lowering density across the board

[drowsy lynx]

How so? In that more items have brittleness and it's less rare?

[drowsy lynx]

I got that feeling the moment I saw it haha

[blazing ibex]

I was under that impression the event had a reasoning to it and then a patch comes out reflecting that thought.

[vivid zinc]

If everything has brittleness then it's more or less baseline

[blazing ibex]

It's clear they have to know by now their game just isn't behaving like it should on a really consistent level now

Which is bad

[drowsy lynx]

Sure but uncanny isn't available on too many weapons, it's just that those were some of the only weapons picked when it was rending

[blazing ibex]

So any adjustments that could potentially change that back are welcome to me.

[drowsy lynx]

Idk how many weapons will have access to brittle now tho, it didn't feel that common as a blessing to begin with

[vivid zinc]

Personally I'd keep uncanny with brittleness but I'd make traditional brittleness weapons stack brittleness faster, based on the weapon so you don't end up with something too op.

[blazing ibex]

Tbf there's only two weapons that can innately inflict brittleness

Everything else does it through a blessing

[void bridge]

Hey so I'm looking at the event challenges I did the first one how exactly do I do the other ones?

[blazing ibex]

If anything, I don't mind Brittleness being repurposed like this.

[dire kayak]

do i headbutt my cat or nuzzle her

[drowsy lynx]

Yes

[void bridge]

Both

[vivid zinc]

The thing about brittleness is it's like SLAG in Borderlands. It's justa flat out damage multiplier.= for the entire team so it's always going to be best in slot.

I am worried about that aspect

[modest flume]

Both, they like both

[blazing ibex]

Not necessarily.

[drowsy lynx]

For the event rewards you just need to complete 10 even matches before Sunday evening's reset time, they're available on heresy or higher

[blazing ibex]

Brittleness is basically just like rending but just applied to the whole team

[drowsy lynx]

Slag doubled your damage on playthrough 1 and tripled it on 2+ iirc, brittleness isn't that large of a buff and scales more with subsequent hits rather than just starting out at full

[void bridge]

So I don't need to worry about deadside patrol or the other ones

[vivid zinc]

Yeah slag was a little...extreme lol

Brittleness is much more reasonable

[drowsy lynx]

Nope, not for the time limited event anyways

[void bridge]

Alright thanks for telling me I try looking this up but nothing gave me a straight answer to my question

[drowsy lynx]

Yep, I think this was just to add complexity with switching guns and to incentivize gunzerkers to have one slag weapon when dual wielding but triple made it feel necessary with how tanky enemies were in p3

[vivid zinc]

Always hated that about the Borderlands games, artificial difficulty modifiers just plain old suck and they're lazy.

[true widget]

hello everypony

[lilac crag]

how are we feeling chat

[vivid zinc]

Back in Borderlands 3 I used to make hacked weapons n' port them over to console. One time I made a hive launcher with 10x16 hive projectiles. It would literally blue screen the PS3 if you fired it more than once lol.

Lets just say I never gave that one to anybody for sanity reasons lol

[dire kayak]

🪤

doesn't that cheese look yummy

[true widget]

it does look pretty yyumm y,,

[dire kayak]

you should get it

[lilac crag]

hey you cant do that twice

thats mean

[true widget]

i shou ld

[lilac crag]

:(

[dire kayak]

shush

[true widget]

im takignh the cheese

[lusty estuary]

dont eat cheese

[true widget]

im eating the cheese

rn

[lusty estuary]

this is ridiculous

[vivid zinc]

Of course it's an orange cat lol

[lilac crag]

that cat i sme

[simple cliff]

Is there a psyker penance thet requires not healing? I am trying to figure out why the psker rage quit when I healed him.

[drowsy lynx]

I still remember Mordecai's bird throw ability being bugged on launch of 1 so you could build up a huge swarm or bloodwings and have them do some Alfred Hitchcock shit

Was so sad when they fixed it

[drowsy lynx]

Nah they're just dumb

[vivid zinc]

On release buttstallion self replicating grenades were disgusting lol

bunch of rainbow unicorns running around, blowing the map up

[drowsy lynx]

Oh shit lmao that sounds awesome

[vivid zinc]

It kind of was. I was really disappointed with Borderlands 4. They toned down the entire brand image to the point where it has no identity anymore

[true widget]

i ate the cheese

[vivid zinc]

I can think of...1 Borderlands mission in 4 that felt like it was Borderlands and that was the Thresher mating mission

[simple cliff]

He seemed new so my guess is he misread a skill or something cause he kept blowing himself up with the crystal talent for seemingly no reason.

[drowsy lynx]

I could tell from the marketing the soul of 1/2 was gone

[simple cliff]

I've seen a few noob psykers that somehow think peril and corruption are the same thing.

[vivid zinc]

I think it's mostly because the movie bombed so they took it as a "tone it down' sign rather than a 'why the fuck would you make a borderlands movie in the 1st place?' sign.

[dire kayak]

my brother is using full manipulation tactics on my parents to try and get them to pay for his pet project

isn't he like 19 why doesn't he get a job

[true widget]

true??

[drowsy lynx]

Lol what that's fucked

[vivid zinc]

That's some slimy shit lol

Hope ur parents make him sit down and do a full powerpoint presentation only to say 'No' at the end.

[nocturne bloom]

Goober

[vivid zinc]

I think its time for some Lil Wayne. GOOSE GOT ME LOOSE GOIN ON PARTOLLLLL

[nocturne bloom]

I managed to find the new monster flavors

Strawberry lemonade and the other is raspberry

[vivid zinc]

Do they taste like colon cancer? Asking for a friend...

[hazy kestrel]

Huh?

[nocturne bloom]

Based on my experience of tasting all three no, there is no taste

Strawberry lemonade one is great though

[vivid zinc]

Today later on Im gonna play some darktide me thinks. It's been a week. Gotta kill some heretics with an oversized chainsaw or I'll get depressed.

Violent murder withdrawls are a son ofa bitch

[nocturne bloom]

Later today im gonna play league again and yell at my team for hitting surrender the moment it's allowed

[vivid zinc]

Of all the mobas out there I've always hated league the most

[drowsy lynx]

We love games that make us mad as hell

[nocturne bloom]

I do

Gotta feel something

[vivid zinc]

oof I am not feeling the liquor today Randy

[nocturne bloom]

I did slam my knee under my desk so hard I broke a piece off the other week though

[vivid zinc]

Of your knee? You OK mate? Did you glue it back on?

[nocturne bloom]

No the desk took it

Thats why I hit it every night

[vivid zinc]

You need to spill honey on your desk to assert dominance

[nocturne bloom]

Ive traumatized it enough

You dont know what its seen

[vivid zinc]

The Skyrim mods that have tainted it...

[nocturne bloom]

Physics...

[vivid zinc]

Im so sad Im running out of weed 🙁 Oh well I need a small break anyhow

[dire kayak]

if skittles didn't exist i think i would die

[narrow ledge]

when admech

[final plover]

why

[nocturne bloom]

You should drink A LOT and go get more

[vivid zinc]

lol ur a bad influence

[nocturne bloom]

Last person I knew that went to get weed had the wires that went to the brain in their jeep pulled out by the seller so they couldnt leave

[vivid zinc]

what? lol

[nocturne bloom]

Im not online to be influential

[nocturne bloom]

Yep

[vivid zinc]

This is why it being legal here is a good thing, that shit just doesn't happen

[nocturne bloom]

It is legal here

This was when it wasnt

[vivid zinc]

ohhhh

yeah back then shit was wild n dumb

[nocturne bloom]

Back when you'd show up to random people's doorsteps

I dont smoke though

Never have and dont really plan to

[drowsy lynx]

I take a mini break between pickups for this reason lol

[vivid zinc]

To each their own

I do dabs mostly, flower is stinky

and dabs are way more efficient

[drowsy lynx]

Hell yea I mostly dab off a quartz banger with an e-nail, no combustion whatsoever

[little marten]

I’ll be your drug baby x

Send me 20 dollars

[vivid zinc]

I have a tiny 400mAh dab battery I use

[astral basin]

You poor fool you dont know? Its felinids

[drowsy lynx]

Sent

[little marten]

Thanks hun x

[drowsy lynx]

Them shits are so convenient

[vivid zinc]

used to have a big ol dab rig but...why? I mean it needs to be cleaned, needs fuel and it's not very efficient

and dab rigs means torch lighters...do you have any idea how hard it is to find a reasonable quality torch lighter that's not meant for culinary arts or the trades?

[drowsy axle]

now i must wait for the commissar cosmetic set to come back

[vivid zinc]

I'm still rocking my scroll keeper cosmetics. That has got to be one of the best armors FS have ever released

Makes the Zealot look like a cooler version of the Arbetes.

if u got the red I gold n silver helmet

[drowsy lynx]

I hated relying on a battery and the glycerin they cut those carts with makes my head feel funny I think

Plus it generates a lot of one time use waste in the form of old batteries or carts

[vivid zinc]

That's why I go for unflavored or if I do get flavor it has to be a very high THC % so there's no room to cut, really

[drowsy axle]

yeah i need to wait for that too

[drowsy lynx]

I used to use a torch with mine but switched to an e-nail, would recommend. Gives better control over heat and requires no consumables beyond electricity

[drowsy lynx]

It's always gotta be cut with something or it doesn't wick up correctly unfortunately

[vivid zinc]

I use a 400mAh battery now. Works wonders. Does the same thing as an enail but it's as big as a USB drive.

[vivid zinc]

Hmmm

[drowsy lynx]

Eh I don't really care for smoking when I'm about and about and I can take as big or as many consecutive dabs as I like with my current rig

I can throw the lid on and it'll keep a hit fresh for a few minutes too

Hands free getting blasted while playing a game

[vivid zinc]

10 seconds to pre-heat the battery for a dab xD

[drowsy lynx]

The downside is that it takes a couple mins to warm up

[drowsy lynx]

And yep you gotta clean it, but the bong I use is a $20 sidecar from dhgate so for that price I could go spike it on the sidewalk and get a new one rather than clean it

(I have four I just rotate through and soak them to clean later)

[drowsy lynx]

I feel seen

[drowsy axle]

actually what about the resplendant confessor stuff?

[vivid zinc]

Don't remember what that one looks like

[simple cliff]

Anyone got a good music playlist for darktide battle music? The ingame music is good but sometimes I got to wake tf up.

[drowsy axle]

sent

[whole glade]

Eves powers make no goddamn since

[graceful hamlet]

I think we should buff inferno staff

[simple cliff]

90% of super powers make no sense. If you mean her ||'become a god on death'|| power. I dunno, super flight or response response.

Like weight would be a big thing. Does superman weight 10000 pounds or something? Why does he SOMETIMES go flying when gitting hit but other times is able to soak it like a normal punch?

[graceful hamlet]

She’s OP but her brain has locks to prevent her from messing with people directly. So the writers just write her as unbelievably stupid to balance everything else out

[vivid zinc]

Eve's powers make perfect sense. She's a reality warper. Controls atoms. Hence her freaking name lol.

She just has a brain block which gets removed when she's about to die

[simple cliff]

I mean, ass pulls are extremely common in this genre. At least Eve's are consistient and have one hell of trigger.

[graceful hamlet]

She did like one smart thing and then went back to throwing pink glass

[vivid zinc]

IDK she did pretty good against Conquest all things considered

[graceful hamlet]

Go pink glass

The dense air trick was good and then she went back to being dumb

[vivid zinc]

She basically flayed Conquest sooo...

[graceful hamlet]

“Oh gee, how do I capture all these prisoners in this prison? Do I seal the door and roof first or do I try to put people in little boxes?”

[vivid zinc]

It's just shitty luck that Conquest is the 2nd strongest Viltrumite

[patent grove]

Home from work and its friday

[simple cliff]

Reality benders are REALLY expensive to animate. Why do you think Green Lantern rarely shows up in live action DC stuff compared to the others?

[patent grove]

Lets goooo

[graceful hamlet]

That doesn’t count, that’s her activating god mode after getting shit on

[simple cliff]

I mean think about it, if you can just create shit that is fully functional it's very easy to overwhelm an enemy through a constant barrage of random bullshit which we don't see enough of.

Not just with eve, but with 'create things' powers in general.

Green Lantern? Make several constructions all attacking at once? No. I make big fist for the sixth time in a row.

[vivid zinc]

Yeah the only examples I can think of where 'random bullshit go!' is used properly is magneto in X-Men Apocalypse and Gilgamesh from the Fate/ series

[graceful hamlet]

Theoretically she could just make the beam that space racer uses

[patent grove]

What rig you got

[visual vortex]

2nd conquest fight

[simple cliff]

Gilgamesh from fate is what happens you get too powerful in a RPG, get used to using the basic moves to do everything, and then when you finally have a hard fight you forget all the other abilities you have until its too late.

[visual vortex]

Kind old man helps young man make spaghetti with homemade ingredients

[simple cliff]

Even non-create stuff heros tend to suffer. Iromman has like 50 weapons on his suit but he will only ever use one at a time.

I'll give Brave New World credit for making New Cap have to use every fucking gadget he had just to survive.

[vivid zinc]

To be fair there's instances where Ironman does use everything he's got. Thing is it's alternate reality dickhead versions like Superior Ironman.

[simple cliff]

Of course, only dickheads can be cool.

[vivid zinc]

xD

That's why The Maker is actually effective while Reed Richards is a bit of a tool

Or why Malice is basically Sue Storm amped to 11

[south valve]

My sister is playing music SO loudly

[smoky sedge]

Do people like the changes?

[stuck crescent]

The fifth chaos god?

[patent grove]

Is she a noise marine

[simple cliff]

Did they already add the balance changes?

[dire kayak]

sulphuric acid

heehehd

[south valve]

Noise marines are cool, how dare you

[patent grove]

Are you saying she's not cool?

[simple cliff]

Except for that one fucker that players WonderWall with his weapon. I hate that guy. He's a dick.

[patent field]

Hmm

[south valve]

I only like noise marines that play good music

[patent grove]

Make a portable EMP

In minecraft

[south valve]

Maybe...

[cyan mango]

I’m curious, did anyone else’s ability to send pics on discord just…stop? lol

[thick coyote]

No

We had a preview

That's all

[south valve]

I can't send stickers

[thick coyote]

Yesnt

Depends on who you ask

[cyan mango]

Oughhh also hello fellow Lexmate

[thick coyote]

Will I miss opportunist slab Shield?
Hell yeah

[south valve]

Hi!

[simple cliff]

I think the changes look good. Yes, there are some anti-armor nerfs but reducing the amount of armor we face should balance that out.

[thick coyote]

But it's just a sacrifice we'll make

Rip opportunist slab Shield

[cyan mango]

I gotta collect all the Arbites enjoyers, love the space cops 💕

[thick coyote]

You were my goat

[hazy valley]

The coolest thing I have ever seen a Green Lantern do in a comic was them using their knowledge of anatomy to rebuild their lower half of their body including a lot of their missing organs. Dude was 1 step from death and through sheer willpower and creativity could keep himself alive

[south valve]

because apparently I can't react either

[south valve]

❤️

tf is going on

[thick coyote]

Yeah it's discord moment

[south valve]

Right

[hazy valley]

Personally yes. Most of the changes are very good. The only one I'm confused on is the Inferno Staff buffs but they explained their reasoning so I half expect they will roll that back

[vivid zinc]

Guy Gardner did that of all people lol

[hazy valley]

My thoughts on him turned around when Nathan Fillion played him tbh. I wouldn't have liked Guy if any other actor had played him but they cheated by putting one of the most charming likeable guys in movies behind the role

Not my fav Green Lantern but I can see the appeal now

[bleak iris]

Help

[true widget]

oh

is it fixed now

ok

[bleak iris]

Kinda

[lilac crag]

hello

yay

[south valve]

Hi!

[vivid zinc]

He's the green lantern you want in your corner when shit gets BAD

That's his whole thing

[drowsy timber]

Hey y'all I've got a question

[hazy valley]

I get that but his haircut is so awful. I can overlook him being rude, sassy, or even just doing straight up morally wrong things. But I draw the line at style and he's a disaster. Only Nathan Fillion could pull off that haircut and not be a total loser

He can make functioning organs through sheer willpower but he can't get rid of his bowl cut

and like

it's worse in the comics

they made it longer for the screen

[onyx crater]

does anyone wanna help me speedrun havoc lol

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

Noob

[hazy kestrel]

Speedrunning havoc is cringe

Suffer like the rest of us.

Or something

[south valve]

Bit rude

[hazy kestrel]

The truth is unmerciful.

God I’m so bored.

Nothing but invoices to process rn, and I keep having to drag it out over this last hour and 20 minutes of work.

:(

I could have been done with these invoices in 20 minutes

[true widget]

heelp

discord

[delicate vapor]

You

[hazy kestrel]

Also, why is Discord acting a bit funny.

Taking forever to load, even with my crappy work connection.

[little marten]

Discord is DEAD

[delicate vapor]

Some discord intern fucked up

[hazy kestrel]

Fantabulous

[languid grotto]

keep collecting them, keep going.

[hazy kestrel]

I keep having Doo-Wop songs playing in my head.

[late canyon]

Rotten Armour’ Modifier

Armour type override has been changed from Carapace armour to Infested
    Dev Note: This will allow for a greater diversity of weapons to be brought to a Rotten Armour mission

uh=

[hazy kestrel]

“Life could be a dream” has been on a loop for a while now

[south valve]

Good song

[hazy kestrel]

“I don’t want to set the world on fire” by the Ink Spots is also a classic

[nocturne bloom]

These bones grow weary

[hazy kestrel]

Though I can’t remember if that’s Doo-Wop still

[south valve]

Mr Sandman

London is the place for me

[hazy kestrel]

16 Tons in another good one.

[nocturne bloom]

Wanted to get a bayonet for my m1 garand. Mfs really want $300+ for one that isnt 8in. First time ive put a bid on something on ebay because nobody wanted the one I was looking at

[thick coyote]

What's uh about it

[south valve]

Lamia preparing for the apocalypse

[thick coyote]

It's unironically a pretty ok change

[nocturne bloom]

I buy a bayonet for all my surplus rifles

My mosin with its bayonet is almost as tall as me

[south valve]

Kinda badass

[thick coyote]

Because most weapons have infested damage on the low

[south valve]

How many do you have?

rifles

[drowsy lynx]

#psyker-class message

[south valve]

I mean

[south valve]

Plink

[nocturne bloom]

Surplus rifles? Only about 5

[hazy valley]

are you a collector or is it for like competition shooting or just for fun?

[nocturne bloom]

Actual rifles probably around a dozen or more

[south valve]

Jesus

Do you have a favourite?

[nocturne bloom]

Both I guess. I work on them in my free time

[hazy valley]

nice!

[nocturne bloom]

As far as rifles go the mosin is my favorite because it was the first rifle I bought

[modest flume]

Who up mosining they nagant rn

[nocturne bloom]

I also use its bayonet to cook hotdogs

Unironically

[south valve]

That's kinda awesome

[nocturne bloom]

Its literally a 20 inch spike

[thick coyote]

Like the founding fathers intended

[south valve]

You should cook them with a flamethrower

[nocturne bloom]

I have a picture somewhere

[nocturne bloom]

Mosin is extra special to me as well because all it's parts are original to the rifle with the same numbers on every part

[south valve]

Is it from ww2 or something?

[drowsy axle]

what serial number out of curiosity

[true widget]

thank you

[nocturne bloom]

1212

[drowsy axle]

i guess year of service would be better

[nocturne bloom]

Its not a hex so its ww2

[south valve]

I see

[nocturne bloom]

Although I do plan to buy another

[drowsy axle]

and now to give you psychological damage

[nocturne bloom]

Theres a few ww1 hex around here

[drowsy axle]

people take mosins from WW1 and WW2 and give them the obrez treatment

[nocturne bloom]

Im aware

[south valve]

What does hex mean?

[hazy kestrel]

The Obrez is pretty cool

[nocturne bloom]

Receiver shape

[hazy kestrel]

Cursed, but cool.

[south valve]

Sorry, I'm British and therefore allergic to gun knowledge

[south valve]

ohh I see

[lilac crag]

accursed

[drowsy axle]

it is, but people take old mosins that are actually historical pieces and turn them into obrez's

[hazy kestrel]

You’re British? My condolences.

[nocturne bloom]

Older better ones are hex shaped and the more common surplus ones have a rounded receiver

[drowsy axle]

oh i thought you meant bolt shape

[hazy kestrel]

Oh no.

[drowsy axle]

i admit

[nocturne bloom]

No. That's the PU bolt

[drowsy axle]

spikey garbage rod is not my area of expertise

[nocturne bloom]

Which is folded to allow a scope

[drowsy axle]

hot take, i prefer the PU over the normal bolt

[nocturne bloom]

To each their own

[lone charm]

What’s good in the hive dweller neighborhood?

[nocturne bloom]

PU bolt is only really good for scopes. Not really any other advantage

[drowsy axle]

@south valve just so you're aware of what i mean by obrez, an obrez is a mosin that has had the barrel shaved down to about 6 inches and had the stock taken off turning it into a pretty shit (and very loud) pistol

[south valve]

Ohhhh okay

I haven't really been keeping up with the conversation, sorry

[drowsy axle]

people do it to old mosins which are historic pieces and it pains me everytime

[ancient tinsel]

Hello good rejects

[nocturne bloom]

Not entirely correct

[ancient tinsel]

I write to you live from a BBQ shack on the coast.

[drowsy axle]

usually if someone isn't aware of what an obrez is but is familiar with guns that'll do some psychic damage to them

[nocturne bloom]

Most were cut down almost all the way to the receiver, allowing only enough room for the round to exit

So minimal rifling

[drowsy axle]

yep, even worse.

[nocturne bloom]

This is why the bullets tumble instead of going straight

[drowsy axle]

and people still do that shit to old mosins

-# WHY

[south valve]

Did they do that in the world wars or something?

[hidden whale]

i want to be fed spaghetti by hand from a cute girl

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[potent sage]

pretty sure they even did it during world war one and the russian civil war by partisan forces

[nocturne bloom]

It was done because russia didnt have any handguns

Mosins were made in millions

[south valve]

I see

[nocturne bloom]

So it didnt matter

[potent sage]

and it doesnt really matter because they made like 37 million of them

[south valve]

Why did they need pistols?

[potent sage]

they still are in circulation today, a wildly used insurgent gun

[hazy kestrel]

Aw. I misread and thought you were successful.

[drowsy axle]

which got it, needed to do it at the time, the issue me and a lot of others have is people take actual mosins from back then TODAY and then do it

[south valve]

for officers or something?

[nocturne bloom]

Concealability

They did the job pretty well

[drowsy axle]

it's still painful to have them do it to old ones and not just find an obrez

[south valve]

I see

[potent sage]

mobility

and concealability yeah

[drowsy axle]

also meant the gun was loud as shit when fired

[ancient tinsel]

@hazy kestrel did you rescue your barista princess

[nocturne bloom]

Wasn't really mobility. They needed something they could hide and compensate for with the lack of handguns

[hazy kestrel]

She was in another castle. :(

[nocturne bloom]

To be fair, they did what they needed to

[hazy kestrel]

Today, I have a good feeling about it though.

[drowsy axle]

yeah soldiers make do in times of war

[drowsy axle]

same is done with turning lever actions into mare's legs

[potent sage]

i am not a chud gun nerd but the mosin is very cool

[ancient tinsel]

I own a K98.

[nocturne bloom]

Thats not done anymore for the most part. Those are usually factory produced now

[delicate vapor]

Phantom forces gun

[neat salmon]

what do yall think abt the patch notes

[south valve]

I would wanna fire a rocket launcher at the person below me

[jaunty path]

of course you aren't you're a wittle wimpy little l*beral

[drowsy axle]

which yes please just buy those, but you still get those who do it to old lever actions

[ancient tinsel]

I think why are they buffing inferno

[potent sage]

😡

i am a stone. cold. trvecel.......

[nocturne bloom]

Theres plenty of reasons to do it. I have a few guns that were cut down from barrel damage

[delicate vapor]

A noob

[hazy kestrel]

The fuck does this mean.

[nocturne bloom]

Including a 1900 shotgun

[potent sage]

u guys wouldnt get it

[drowsy axle]

personally i'm a fan of the sjogren inertial

[potent sage]

cus ur not trvecels

like i am

[south valve]

That's definitely a group of letters surrounded by a gap

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

I literally have a blueprint in Balatro

[drowsy axle]

man, that's just pain

[jaunty path]

You have NOTHING on me

[hazy kestrel]

Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir.

[delicate vapor]

Two noobs

[potent sage]

balatro is a low testosterone foidmaxxing game

[nocturne bloom]

? Blame the guy that used it as a car jack

And tbh its a lot better sawed off

[hazy kestrel]

I feel like I’m actually losing braincells from reading this. :(

[drowsy axle]

i am

right now.

as we speak

[nocturne bloom]

I used it a lot when I trapped

[hazy kestrel]

What does this mean.

[delicate vapor]

[drowsy axle]

i hope his pillow is forever warm

[thick coyote]

State mandated psyker buff

[jaunty path]

(You are)

[ancient tinsel]

Is Balatro what they use to remove hair from your scrotum

[potent sage]

have u even taken grade five english

how do you not understand any of ts

[opal crane]

Is discord back?

[nocturne bloom]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Evidently you haven’t with your spelling and capitalization errors.

[nocturne bloom]

Its dead

Run away

[potent sage]

ts moidspeak

[drowsy lynx]

Back to being dead

[potent sage]

br thk h shkspr

[jaunty path]

This is what you liberals are teaching kids in school

[potent sage]

trve

[jaunty path]

Brain rot 🥀

[potent sage]

i am not a libural 😡

im a stone. cold. TRVECEL

[south valve]

You could make up a new slang term and no one would know

[jaunty path]

foidmaxxing rn

[potent sage]

ofc u are

[ancient tinsel]

If only America had the Greater Good

[potent sage]

ur not a high-value femcel like i am

[south valve]

You guys are such flozoids, real gragagagoids