general-chat

[hazy valley]

We're the same height

[delicate vapor]

Nope

[woven sigil]

Good lad

[delicate vapor]

I remember being 4’11

9 years ago

[nocturne bloom]

Lies will only serve you misfortune

[delicate vapor]

Nope

[nocturne bloom]

My ex was just shy of 4 foot 11

[nocturne bloom]

I round up because im nice

[sick spindle]

whats your guys' least favorite map

[woven sigil]

The one that kills me with a trapper

[ember nimbus]

train

[nocturne bloom]

Unironically drinking one rn

[sick spindle]

I fucking hate Ascension Riser

[woven sigil]

Riser can be a tricky one to be fair

[dire kayak]

what if i told you this wasn't actually chicken

[woven sigil]

Open spaces go brr

[hazy kestrel]

Same

Hab Dreyko is peak

[woven sigil]

Hab Dreyko used to be peak

[ember nimbus]

who else remembers dreyo dancing

[woven sigil]

Before they neutered the ultra crazy end event for the shit we have now

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[sick spindle]

I'm also just tired of Archivum Sycorax

[ripe tangle]

I havent played DT in a while…

[hazy kestrel]

“Fall behind, get left behind.” was the motto back then

[woven sigil]

That was like THE team comp test way back when

Big sad

[delicate vapor]

Bought some crab sticks for my Buldak ramen..

[sick spindle]

bougie

[wanton pier]

I don't really like any of the Hourglass maps, Excise Vault, Refinery Delta and Relay Station.

[woven sigil]

You bought reconstituted fish claiming to be crab

[delicate vapor]

I can go steal a crab from the fish tank

[woven sigil]

That would be preferable, yes

[sick spindle]

To be honest I just like the Kill Missions

[lilac crag]

I hate the one with the massive radar dish

[ember nimbus]

archivum?

[lilac crag]

nothing interesting going on

[wanton pier]

Throneside one?

[woven sigil]

I really like the Carnival maps tbh

[lilac crag]

yes

throneside one

[woven sigil]

They can get pretty balls to the wall an the environments are pretty cool

[sick spindle]

No he means Consignment Yard

[sick spindle]

The Carnival Maps are great

[lilac crag]

that one and the hourglass vox speaker one are the least interesting to me

[wanton pier]

Consignment Yard is the one with the train IIRC

[lilac crag]

both end sections have low spawns

[woven sigil]

Woah. Not liking Commsplex?

Actual heretic

[sick spindle]

I also love No Man's Land

[ember nimbus]

consignment yard has no radar dishes

[sick spindle]

[true widget]

getting my Food

[woven sigil]

That mission is weird. Its super cool an environment, but it feels very rushed

[lilac crag]

it's just boringngngngng dudeee I could be doing Aegis Station

[woven sigil]

Needed another two sections and a second event

[sick spindle]

It does feel rushed but I love the change of scenery

[wanton pier]

Hourglass maps feel like they go on too long for some reason even though i'm sure they take as long as any other mission

[woven sigil]

Go straight to jail

[ember nimbus]

this expedition timed event is the first one i skipped

i really dont like the gamemode rn

[sick spindle]

Hourglass maps are just like not fun

[woven sigil]

They're the shortest ones outside of the one with the hacking end event

[sick spindle]

I like the uh, Mobian Steel one

With all the ice and shit

[woven sigil]

Aye that ones good

[wanton pier]

I just finished grinding out the 25000 Tech Remnants Penance, never want to to touch that game mode again

[woven sigil]

Ouiblette gets an honourable mention due to being pure classic

As does Smelter

[true widget]

I salute you

[sick spindle]

Chasm Station GANG

[woven sigil]

Aye, also a classic

[ember nimbus]

my favorite is relay station probably

[wanton pier]

It's around 80-90 missions, assuming you get an average of 3000 remnants a mission

[hazy valley]

I hope the next time we get a new map it is a prison. Maybe the 6th have a bunch of 21st captive and we are on an op to break them loose. Could be that it wasn't a priority before but this time the 6th have taken someone we know captive. It would be really funny to hear the Arbites grumbling about this being the first time they have ever broken someone out of prison

[ember nimbus]

i just love the demon voice whispering at the end

creeped me out when i started out

[sick spindle]

It's wild to me how I have well over 1K hours in this game so far and I'm still dogshit at it

[woven sigil]

That could be really fun actually ngl

[delicate vapor]

Snagged an energy drink

[woven sigil]

Plus the scum gloating about the arbs becoming crims 😄

[ember nimbus]

bro i dont think any 21st besides us player characters are alive still

they are gigafucked

[hazy kestrel]

Welcome to the salvage grind hell

[sick spindle]

When are Arbites getting Shock-Nunchucks

[wanton pier]

A mission set in tertium orbit could be neat, some sort of boarding action on another ship, or a Moebian Sixth/Cultist assault on the Mourningstar

[dire kayak]

i ate your salvage

[true widget]

im gonna get mad

[woven sigil]

When is Scum getting some brassies

[true widget]

I've been waiting for so long with my drinks where is my FOOD

[woven sigil]

I wanna crack heretic jawlines

[true widget]

IMGONNABURNDOWNTHSIFFUCK8GN PLACE

[sick spindle]

Shock-brassies

[true widget]

a hard working WOMAN deserves her FOOD

[hazy kestrel]

Patience goes brrrr

[woven sigil]

Nah, just plain ol dusters would be fine, I dont want fancy, I want ultraviolence

[hazy valley]

I'm struggling to think of who would be taken alive and kept alive. Maybe Melk? But idk how they'd ever get him. He has the intel that would make him too important to kill but then Rannick would never put Melk at risk so idk

[wanton pier]

I'm not even gonna bother with that one just for a title

[true widget]

a hard working WOMAN deserves her FOOD

[woven sigil]

Well... Brunt is still missing..

He's kinda a prime candidate

[hazy valley]

Oh true

[hazy kestrel]

Patience goes brrrrrr

[drowsy lynx]

Updating an old JavaScript file to use "let", went to do a replacement on instances of "var" for it and realized I just typed var let

[wanton pier]

Isn't Brunt back? I heard some dialog during expeditions that he was in Deadside while he was missing

[sick spindle]

Where are we even at in the current story so far? The Twins are dead and we've thrwarted the possession thing, and rn the cult are being more visible

[woven sigil]

Sure looks like you're working hard, sat on discord complaining about food

[lilac crag]

Morrow

[drowsy lynx]

Maternity leave

[hazy kestrel]

Rinda is still alive

[delicate vapor]

This 750g pack of beef ravioli

[true widget]

well yeah I just finished work

I was getting food before I went home

[woven sigil]

Excuses

[hazy kestrel]

We stopped Rodin’s crucifixion ritual thing

[sick spindle]

Wonder what'll happen to her

[wanton pier]

Zola is Wolfer's sister so he might have a reason to keep her alive

[ember nimbus]

possession probably

and i dont mean the drug kind

[hazy valley]

Morrow for sure. But I also don't see Morrow going planetside. And I would be shocked if the 6th and Admonition managed to board the Mourningstar and manage a successful extract with Morrow

[woven sigil]

After eating this whole ass chicken, i should probably eat some salad 🤔

Back dreckly

[hazy valley]

But that would be a fun story

[sick spindle]

Ultra-demon host time

[delicate vapor]

Should I get garlic bread

[hazy kestrel]

The humble thammer bonk:

[lilac crag]

he DID go to nox alpha for espionage, could be another one of those attempts planetside

[dire kayak]

would be cool if zola or morrow were captured during this and we had a little arc to rescue them

[wanton pier]

Rinda betrayed the Moebians in favor of the cult, Lector Cathoris is searching for something in Deadside

[hazy valley]

The Aeldari hanging nearby because they knew that Admonition would strike the Mourningstar while we were busy distracted on Expeditions

[sick spindle]

How fckin cool would it be to get Aeldari

[woven sigil]

https://youtu.be/_Mnl_cPlTsM Oh yeah.. tonight is a good night. Come back in an this is blasting out ❤️

[hazy valley]

Very but I don't think Games Workshop would ever allow it

Plus it would be awkward with the current story

We are very much an expendable squad

Rannick says as much to Zola during the Twins mission

[woven sigil]

Rannick made Zola look expendable in that mission. Surprised she's still around

[hazy valley]

Everyone is some level of expendable, even us, but they don't want to needlessly waste our lives

[sick spindle]

Games Workshop won't even allow us to get new skins for Arbites smdh

[hazy valley]

Zola seems like a prime candidate. She has been shamed and she would be eager to prove herself to the warband when she is permitted back to service by Rannick

[wanton pier]

She's knowledgeable about Tertium, It was her who recruited the Conclave on Rannick's orders

[raven dirge]

it's funny because I just came back from the Rogue Trader game where I meet virtually all kinds of xenos, aeldari drukhari genestealers necron you name it

[dire kayak]

everyone is expendable, yes even this strike team, but i need to know what's happening in the cathedrum

[hazy valley]

She's also terribly easy to bait. Admonition is very aware of how temperamental Zola is

[hazy valley]

Exactly!! Even to that final mission we are expendable rejects, even if we are Inquisition Acolytes

[woven sigil]

True enough, though if Darktide was lore accurate, Rannick would have put a bolt-round in the back of her head and bought us home

[delicate vapor]

Got it

[hazy valley]

Also that is very fair. I just imagine Morrow is too cautious to be an easy catch

[ancient tinsel]

I don't know why shit players try to run the auric train mission and then don't understand that the timer is a thing.

[true widget]

but if they die here in a trap you've blundered into, wolfer will blah blah blah blah, you'll undo weeks of work or something idk

[woven sigil]

Sorry to change the subject, however. This. So much this. https://youtu.be/v-Cgt77MEU4

[dire kayak]

i love rannick's lines when talking to zola

[wanton pier]

If Admonition are taking center stage it would be nice if they got some unique enemy types because currently the Moebians are beating them on that front.

[hazy valley]

I think in another decade when we maybe get a Darktide 2 we could get things like Ork merc, Aeldari, etc. but as it is now the Darktide setting and story would clash too much with it and Games Workshop is very strict on that stuff

[ancient tinsel]

Brunt is actually Alpharius. There. Mystery solved.

[woven sigil]

That sounds like a lie, Alpharius

[sick spindle]

That is incorrect because I am actually Alpharius

[hazy valley]

No idea where we could go or what we would fight that could warrant Aeldari and Orks tho

Maybe Necrons?

But idk

[woven sigil]

Orks and Necrons would be instant losses

No way our merry band of rejects is dealing with those

[hazy valley]

Definitely not our current roster

[ancient tinsel]

Well, Atoma could just turn out to be a tomb world that we never knew about. Admonition excavates for tech remnants and boom, finds a warp gate.

[true widget]

nah we got it trust

orks maybe

FUCKIGNGREENSKINS 💢💢💢

[hazy valley]

Delving into a Necron Tomb and attempting to stop it before it fully wakes sounds so cool

[wanton pier]

A mission on Nox Alpha could be neat, maybe we could learn who the stranger who turned the Moebians to Nurgle is because it wasn't the cult since they're local to Tertium and Wolfer doesn't like them

[woven sigil]

The Ogryn maybe has this. The 'umies are fucked, capital F Fucked

[ancient tinsel]

Basically a Ciaphas Cain mission.

[visual vortex]

Morrow 🤤

[lilac crag]

punches you

[delicate vapor]

It’s hailing here

[lilac crag]

sorry that's me

[delicate vapor]

Me and my groceries are drenched

[hazy valley]

Would also explain why everyone is saying to shut up about the second Hive City. The Tomb is under there and it is under more important jurisdiction while we handle the lesser threat of Nurgle

[lilac crag]

I did not so that

[ancient tinsel]

I just want a fuckin Chaos Space Marine to show up. They did it in Vermintide. It's about time they show.

[hazy valley]

Also would explain why Hadron says Skitarii are on Atoma

They're busy with that Tomb

[lilac crag]

she says that?

[wanton pier]

Genestealers would probably fit Darktides gameplay more IMO

[lilac crag]

in no man's land she laments grendyl won't let her requisition skitarii units

[hazy valley]

She mentions frustration that Rannick will not requisition Skitarii so they're vaguely around

[visual vortex]

Darktide 2

[sick spindle]

Skitarii would be fckin lit

[hazy valley]

I think we're getting Skitarii tbh

As the AdMech class coming

[woven sigil]

We are

We already know

[hazy valley]

But wow we need the story to explain why

[south valve]

Hey guys, can I use any of you as a blood sacrifice?

[ancient tinsel]

They'll probably stick with just cultists and the plague. I bet the story culminates with us fighting a Death Guard.

[visual vortex]

Moebian steel

[hazy valley]

That's a very big jump compared to what we currently have

[true widget]

rejects could definitely take on a chaos space marine

[lilac crag]

do we really? hive scum made no thematic sense

[jaunty path]

we naming it skibitarri

[hazy valley]

We already have that and they're not here

[ancient tinsel]

Skibiditarri.

[wanton pier]

Probably whatever technology is hidden in Deadside.

[woven sigil]

That's what i thought, but people wanted it and fatshark likes money

[ancient tinsel]

I thought Moebian Steel was going to see us get another tier of weapons.

But no. Just poopy lore.

[visual vortex]

Dont ask me maybe the tech stuff has more info on the weird red stuff the mechanicus likes

[hazy valley]

Hive Scum is dumb but sorta makes sense from the idea that the Water Cartel has been teased since the beginning. They're not new. Us allying with them because things have become that desperate is new tho

[visual vortex]

Things have become desperate?

[sick spindle]

"We willed it so"

[jaunty path]

did someone say poop

[ancient tinsel]

I feel like after next class and DLC, we'll get skitarri, fight a Chaos Space Marine, and then Fat Shark will tell us to suck a fat one while they go work on Darktide 2.

[hazy valley]

The Cartels want power and those who didn't cozy up to the heretics have been quietly fighting their own war. It's only recently that it became loud enough to be noticed by Rannick

[visual vortex]

Nah ive seen some dudes solo missions cashally

[visual vortex]

New engine please

🙏

[lilac crag]

it's just a bit of a bold, uncharacteristically stupid move from Rannick. He barely got Zorin and his Arbitrators under control thanks to their failure, formed some frail cooperation, then hires the guys directly responsible for ALL the crime in atoma, Tertium.

[wanton pier]

Rannick wanted additional forces that would serve as a counterbalance to the Adeptus Arbites who had involved themselves in the conflict, the Conclave is council of the Hive's gangs.

[lilac crag]

Arbitrators are apt to turn a blind eye to the rejects and their crimes. but they are Forbidden from doing that with the hive scum. they're the direct cause of a lot of tertiums... well.. everything

[dire kayak]

i feel like hive scum shouldve taken place much later

[ancient tinsel]

Next class. REMEMBRANCER. You have no weapons, you just follow the rejects as a pacifist documenting the mission and screaming into the mic about how "I member"

[dire kayak]

when we're actually in a dire situation

[lime beacon]

Stakes are a little high I think

Just a little

[hazy valley]

My guess is that the Expeditions Hangars that Swagger uses are from Atoman Knights and we are going to uncover that lost tech and attempt to beat the heretics to them because Knights would put a definitive mech edge in the hands of whoever secures them. Even better if there's an STC buried with them because it would mobilize the Mechanicus hard-core and justify Skitarii intervening

[visual vortex]

It would be pretty smart recruiting locals that know secret routes and stuff

[dire kayak]

though inquisitors are very much known to recruit hive gangers

[visual vortex]

That's talked about in the deadsider drip desc

[hazy valley]

It is very dumb. But he is also very desperate. Grendyl is already tiring of Rannick's failures

[ancient tinsel]

Wouldn't it be sick though if one of the missions was scaling a walking chaos titan and disabling it?

[visual vortex]

Id like to see a mission where you get to see the knight while it's worked on or something

[lilac crag]

The In-Fighting that should have come with that is poorly portrayed if at all

[ancient tinsel]

They did a train. Give us a titan.

[visual vortex]

Male Maul would never let that shit slide

[hazy valley]

Yeah the bread crumbs are there but who knows if that is where the story will lead?

[woven sigil]

Christ even a warhound would be something to see on Atoma

[wanton pier]

I suspect that the Daemon Saint Messalina is mentioned as fighting in the expeditions trailer is the "Daemon of the Sands" that the cult worships/summoned.

[visual vortex]

Darktide 2

[lilac crag]

As I've said, they can ignore the rejects and their crimes. they don't come from atoma. but that is NOT the same story with scum.

[wanton pier]

Kul'Garod I think was the name

[lilac crag]

anarchist literally admits to having nobles as friends.

[woven sigil]

They like to buy our merch, what can I say?

[hazy valley]

My guess is that the only reason we are doing it now is because the Wyrmwood agents are all but extinct and Rannick needs something tk replace them and a new source of intel from eyes on the ground

[visual vortex]

Idk that one female arbitrator is good at getting info from male bountyhunter

[ancient tinsel]

Did Dan Abnett basically fuck off from the game entirely? Because TBH, the story is terrible in its telling.

They had to basically patch it to make it make sense linearly. With a visual tree showing everything in sequence.

Is he just off writing comics

And Darktide is throwing this at the Black Library intern?

[jaunty path]

the story of dt is a mystery

[wanton pier]

I'm probably misremembering the specifics but in one of the updated missions Zola asks the Mysterious Cultist who he is and mentions a Barquette (one of the noble houses) as a member of the cult

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah that happens

She did say some of their names

And he tells her to stfu

[woven sigil]

Darktide's story is very much in line with the rest of 40K tbh, in such that its as clear as mud

[wanton pier]

The Dreg Gunners do call the others "Lowborn" and speaks in that high gothic accent so the cultists do have Highborn members

[delicate vapor]

Fish

[visual vortex]

Me?

[delicate vapor]

Oh

[dire kayak]

urmal skarkal,,,,,,,,

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

hadron x urmal forbidden yuri

[visual vortex]

🫩

[visual vortex]

There's no other fish around here

Only me

Im the bigger fish

[wanton pier]

I know people speculate that Urmal is the Cultist speaking to Wolfer in Dark Communion.

We know the other cultist heard over comms is Cathoris

[visual vortex]

Does it sound like him?

[wanton pier]

Urmal is a woman I think and the cultist in dark communion sounds feminine

[lilac crag]

scorn a peasant, my dagger is unpleasant

[visual vortex]

They're british so i cant tell

[dire kayak]

gonna bite you for this

[delicate vapor]

So cold

[ancient tinsel]

Third time in a row I've had a jackass team mate for auric train who dies on the second platform and rage quits immediately

[delicate vapor]

They trying to get that title

[hazy kestrel]

Look on the bright side, at least the trash takes itself out.

[visual vortex]

Give us their name

So we can mock them

[ancient tinsel]

"Daveyjones"

[visual vortex]

By we i mean me btw

[ancient tinsel]

And before that it was "Lamark"

[waxen sleet]

The royal "we"

[visual vortex]

📸

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Me and my hambone talk sometimes during lunch

And we always say "WE would crack chun-li"

[lilac crag]

slay, thy dragon, ride by horse and wagon

[visual vortex]

But that's a secret between all 129,878 of us

[tired steeple]

everyone get in the car

we're leaving this town

what

impossible

this isn't the car

no nooo

hermit purpleeeee

[visual vortex]

Blacksea got into the cough syrup

[woven sigil]

Acid trip caught in 4k?

[visual vortex]

*Caught in 40k

[tired steeple]

okay yeah I sound insane qouting this without saying it

it's a moment from jojo part 3 everyone keeps quoting cause it's funny

[delicate vapor]

Ride the dragon?

[visual vortex]

dont watch anime

[lilac crag]

cuts your arm off

[dire kayak]

bites you

[tired steeple]

I'll ride the dragon if you won't

[lilac crag]

I will slay all of you

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[dire kayak]

even me?

[visual vortex]

That's fine

IM READY FOR THIS SHIT

[lilac crag]

you just bit me

[delicate vapor]

Your a noob who’s level 3 you can’t

[dire kayak]

i knowwww

[lilac crag]

thou shalt not challenge me to a duel, little fool

[visual vortex]

Im not

[lilac crag]

stabs you

twink is dead

[delicate vapor]

no im here

who you calling a twink

noob

[lilac crag]

you

[delicate vapor]

nnope

[tired steeple]

ASTRA

ASTRA BOOBS

[visual vortex]

What

[south valve]

Where

[tired steeple]

nowhere I just like astra's boobs

[tired steeple]

alright that's enough of my once a month perversions

back to being normal the rest of the month

[jaunty path]

its once a month?

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[jaunty path]

for me its never

[waxen sleet]

We are in a Darktide Discord? Since when are any of us normal?

[visual vortex]

I am a very normal and sane person.

📊

[south valve]

The only normal person here is-

[tired steeple]

I let myself do it for like a few minutes. It's hard to feel any form of arousal when the game we talk about is darktide

who's getting turned on by the ugly smashed face of your character

people have to make do with fucking hadron

[visual vortex]

Sister prine

[delicate vapor]

yao..

[waxen sleet]

Idk... killing hordes of Heretics gets my motor going /s

[tired steeple]

not every game needs to make people horny but oh my god why are we so ugly

[dire kayak]

[delicate vapor]

the moment you even think about darktide

[south valve]

Are you.. trying to feel arousal?? 😨

[visual vortex]

Constant war and fighting?

[dire kayak]

i mean

[lilac crag]

tallest woman in the game and you're attracted by her boobs?

[visual vortex]

Hang on morrow let me doll myself up before covering myself in rotten guts and maggots

[lilac crag]

look at her legs you dumb baboon

[dire kayak]

when's the last time you saw a wartorn hot person

[tired steeple]

war makes people look worse but man I don't think neanderthals came back in the 41st millenium

[tired steeple]

the sisters of battle

[delicate vapor]

erm actuakkly

[visual vortex]

Blacksea

[dire kayak]

kills you

[delicate vapor]

caeser is tallest

[visual vortex]

I dont know if you know this

But

[lilac crag]

WRONG

CHECK THE SHEETS

[delicate vapor]

NOPE

[solemn scroll]

Why do ogryn not have big bonk weapon

[tired steeple]

war does not make your face SQUARE

[visual vortex]

War is in the title of warhammer 40k

[lilac crag]

CEASAR IS 2ND TALLEST

FOOLISH REJECT

[solemn scroll]

This makes me sad

[visual vortex]

Natural selection

[delicate vapor]

NOPE

[visual vortex]

When hit in side of head

[dire kayak]

yes it does

[woven sigil]

I mean, skill issue for not being able to focus on multiple things at once

[waxen sleet]

Power Armor go brrrrrrrrt

[visual vortex]

Blockier head takes force

[dire kayak]

thammer directly in the face

squish

[visual vortex]

And spreads it evenly

[tired steeple]

I don't think that's the case when I play rogue trader and everyone has

uh

normal faces

[visual vortex]

This is why i ALWAYS keep my face down when i fight

[lilac crag]

aeldari

[visual vortex]

I need more dents to my head

[solemn scroll]

Chat what weapon feels best on ogryn. Like most fun

[tired steeple]

also yeah the elda

eldar

[dire kayak]

kills you

[visual vortex]

None

Play vet or zealot

[lilac crag]

space marines

sanguinius

[delicate vapor]

you getting anyone else during season 3

[visual vortex]

Sanguinis is not hot vbro 😭 🙏

[compact fjord]

When is this event over I’m so sick of it.

[visual vortex]

Sangshittius

[tired steeple]

yeah the point of "war makes you ugly" doesn't apply to this setting when the blood angels exist

[lilac crag]

Roxy because she might be Corin's sister and I like corin

[visual vortex]

Hold tab

Press q or e to cycle through tbe tabs

[compact fjord]

Not on pc

[visual vortex]

Find the event one

[visual vortex]

Visit melk

[lilac crag]

the 10th of this month

[compact fjord]

Thank god

[tired steeple]

you know the button to bring up your dailies and weeklies and shit?

yeah that then you move to the event tab

[solemn scroll]

Blood angels are only beautiful because of their gene seed and sanguinius was one of, if not the most attractive primarch

[visual vortex]

Holy fuck it's the 6th

[lilac crag]

shame, it's the most fun event I've ever experienced in the game

I'm going to miss the rager crowds

[dire kayak]

kills you more

[tired steeple]

what is this event anyway

[visual vortex]

More elites and less cannonfodder

[lilac crag]

dies a gruesome death so violent that I can't ever be revived thus you no longer hear from me again

[visual vortex]

Stronger elites

[dire kayak]

hmph

das what you get,,,,,,,,,

[lilac crag]

u are evil.. .

[compact fjord]

No I’m new to the game

[visual vortex]

Im right here

[compact fjord]

I found it

[waxen sleet]

Pre Heresy Emperor's Children?

[nocturne bloom]

A bird flew into my face at the gas station

[tired steeple]

what class are you starting off with

[visual vortex]

Bird wanted to cop a feel

[dire kayak]

usual gas station activity

[visual vortex]

Stomp it into the dirt

[tired steeple]

I mean they're arguably still beautiful depending on how tainted you are

[delicate vapor]

fair

[visual vortex]

Perverted bird

[waxen sleet]

Rylanor forever so

[lilac crag]

what about u

[dire kayak]

i HATE emperor's children

[jaunty path]

y

[visual vortex]

If i made 40k i would make nobody attractive and heavily scarred

[jaunty path]

theyre purple

like fnaf

[delicate vapor]

like only sunbringer

[waxen sleet]

Rylanor is the exception

[lilac crag]

i LOVE the emperor's children

[lilac crag]

reals

[visual vortex]

I like

Carcharodons

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

they are my favorite faction

[dire kayak]

i know what you are

[lilac crag]

and what am i goober

[waxen sleet]

An idiot sandwich

[tired steeple]

I hate salamanders

the reddit chapter

[dire kayak]

homosexual,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[visual vortex]

Wholesome chungus

Reddit gold

[lilac crag]

explodes you

[tired steeple]

"le heccin wholesome humanity saverinos!"

[delicate vapor]

iron warriors and iron warriors are my favourite loyalist and traitor

[visual vortex]

I will say i rlly like the one space marine

[waxen sleet]

Iron Hands be bestest of the founding chapters

[visual vortex]

Where the Tau said "oh no you wouldnt harm an innocent being how would your emperor feel about this?"

And some space marine said

"Yes"

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[visual vortex]

And put his foot through her chest

🔥 ✍️

[dire kayak]

should i buy aos praetors

[lilac crag]

longsword crafted with pure vibranium

[tired steeple]

how is your income currently

[lilac crag]

all my knightsman shield are crafted with pure titanium

[tired steeple]

don't bankrupt yourself like my gf keeps doing

[dire kayak]

not telling

[waxen sleet]

How do we feel about StringStorm 40k music?

[lilac crag]

I have bad intentions to get inside your barn and fees thy cattle poison uranium

[tired steeple]

I don't trustthat so you shouldn't

[dire kayak]

they're only £35.50 and i wanna paint more of my gold armour

[visual vortex]

I have this urge to own chickens

[hazy valley]

Ok I finally had a moment to listen. The visuals were trippy. I'm kinda eh on that style of old recordings played over music. The actual music was solid between the chatty bits

[woven sigil]

Get some, we'll make a subsistence farmer outta you yet

[visual vortex]

PLEASE 🙏

I wouldnt mind welding and raising chickens for the rest of my life

What a beautiful avian

[delicate vapor]

chicken

[waxen sleet]

Chickie Nuggie

[visual vortex]

I will breed them to have teeth again

[dire kayak]

ive had to charge my phone 6 times today

i may be cooked

[waxen sleet]

Don't cook the phone

[hazy valley]

Another song because I have to now. This is fun music for Darktide
https://youtu.be/Tlu1ZfYr6vA?si=wX4cMIT-CgHFK_Qe

[visual vortex]

Ip grabber

[hazy valley]

Get Ready to Die by Andrew WK

[visual vortex]

Ready to die?

More like

Prepare to die dark souls edition

[hazy valley]

I found the song originally from Hellsing Abridged

I swear Hellsing Abridged was more entertaining than Hellsing

[waxen sleet]

Goated series, peak abridged

And yes, it was better than the sauce

[hazy valley]

Yeah! The series is amazing too so it was a high bar to clear

[waxen sleet]

Team Four Star is amazing

Set the bar for sure

Between DBZ Abridged and now Sailor Moon Abridged, they can't miss

Only thing close is SAO Abridged and Yugioh Abridged

[hazy valley]

DBZ Abridged is amazing too LMFAO

I haven't seen the others

[waxen sleet]

They are all fantastic... check out Goblinslayer Abridged and UBW Abridged too

[dire kayak]

THEY ADDED CIRNO'S PERFECT MATH ACADEMY TO PJSK

IM SO HAPPY

[viral aspen]

I wanted a nap but instantly got a sleep paralysis demon 🙃

[waxen sleet]

Broke free of your bed Goob?

[tight pine]

Eat it

[delicate vapor]

My cousins fighting over a biscuit

Raining like hell over here

[south valve]

They should just let me have the biscuit

true equality

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

Oh hi again!

I don't think you've spoken here in a while

[fair bridge]

long time poxxer first time burster

[dire kayak]

im so upset

i spent a bunch of effort recording a FC of salamander on pjsk

only for the recording to not have audio

[south valve]

Tragedy this day

[twin flower]

FC?

[dire kayak]

full combo

[twin flower]

[true widget]

helloeveryon

[south valve]

Hi!

[tight pine]

My braincells are disintegrating

[twin flower]

hoi hoi

[south valve]

[true widget]

what the fuck

[hazy kestrel]

I am free from work today

Praise be

[sleek harness]

Personamen

[hazy kestrel]

Rat

[sleek harness]

Not what I called

[hazy kestrel]

Foolish Rat

[sleek harness]

Still no

[hazy kestrel]

Tsundere Rat

[sleek harness]

This doesn't make any sense

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

You’re right

Karien isn’t here to call you a tsundere

[sleek harness]

She usually calls me a tsuntsun

[hazy kestrel]

Same thing

[sleek harness]

It isn't

[hazy kestrel]

It is

I think

[sleek harness]

One craves for attention by killing people and one craves for attention by being rude

[south valve]

Which one are you?

[whole glade]

gulp

[hazy kestrel]

The first one is a Yandere or something

[sleek harness]

None

[hazy kestrel]

You’re a Tsundere

[sleek harness]

Yeah no duh

Theres a whole game about that

[true widget]

leleleleleleleleleelele

[sleek harness]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Exactly what a Tsundere would say

Checkmate

Funny Rat man

[sleek harness]

Exactly what a tsundere would say to avoid being called a tsundere

[south valve]

Personman is a tsundere?

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know

[true widget]

scratches head

[waxen sleet]

That is a dope sticker

[true widget]

whats going on here

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know

[waxen sleet]

BEKFAST

[hazy kestrel]

Lunch

[south valve]

Dinner

[hazy kestrel]

Dessert?

[south valve]

Midnight snack

[waxen sleet]

I was going for a very old reference

[hazy kestrel]

I see your reference

[visual vortex]

The one guy that drank milk in a wine glass

[ebon bay]

K

[pure quail]

do not

the chalice

[dire kayak]

L

[pure quail]

M

[delicate vapor]

A

[south valve]

R

[twin flower]

N?

[dire kayak]

Z

darktide chat tries to recite the alphabet

[south valve]

We're not very good at spelling

[sleek harness]

Manner

By the way painted I have question

[south valve]

Yes

what is your question?

Ask

and I will answer

[sleek harness]

What do you think about a space hivemind of fungus which focus on reproduction over anything else

[waxen sleet]

Do you know... the muffin man?

[waxen sleet]

You mean Orks?

[south valve]

Tyranids?

oh

Orks?

[sleek harness]

You dumbass

Tyranids aren't fungus

[south valve]

My bad og

[sleek harness]

Not orks

I mean literal fungus

[south valve]

Idk what you're talking about

[waxen sleet]

Myconids? Vegepygmies? Capestris?

[sleek harness]

Look at the game I am playing

[south valve]

Oh

I haven't played that game

[twin flower]

[sleek harness]

It's about space racism

Very good

[waxen sleet]

🍄 🍄 🍄

[south valve]

Oh

Are ya winnin?

[waxen sleet]

So... its 40k with extra steps

[twin flower]

so it is about orks

[sleek harness]

I have enslaved 2 whole races as I am using them to make 223 plus food

[south valve]

That's very mean, Skaven

[waxen sleet]

Needs more mushroom

[sleek harness]

I am playing as a breeding fungus

I will need food

[south valve]

You should eat Macintosk

They're very tasty

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

I currently have 88 pops (1000 million per pop in accurate numbers) of birds and platyplus people

[south valve]

What's your uhhh

favourite

thing?

[waxen sleet]

Why is there no platypus emoji?

[sleek harness]

Wdym my favorite thing

[south valve]

Idk

I want to engage with you, but I know NAUGHT about this game

[sleek harness]

Basically think of any space game with alien society

Now look at Stellaris

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[waxen sleet]

I messed up, I thought about My Little Pony Island Adventure

[dire kayak]

do i play motorslice

[twin flower]

kill the machiness

[delicate vapor]

l

[waxen sleet]

No, Darktide, Expeditions specifically

[sleek harness]

I think you should play factorio and mass kill bugs

[ancient tinsel]

Running auric No Man's Land, guy decides to rescue me at the very end, gets the entire team killed when he could have got on the Valkyrie

I wish you could vote to ban people from the game

[waxen sleet]

Leave no man behind? Either we all win or no one? /s

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2 and DRG minded player

He had respect for their teammates

Seems like you don't though

[delicate vapor]

Garlic bread is ready

[ancient tinsel]

No. If one person survives, we all do. I don't give a fuck about my teammates lmao

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

Ooh what recipe? I make mine with mayo

[ancient tinsel]

I'm more likely to teabag revive you than I am to actually revive you

[delicate vapor]

Store bought lol

[ancient tinsel]

Especially at the end of a map

[waxen sleet]

Oof

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

What's your favourite alien society?

[sleek harness]

Let me choose randomly from my created empires

Just a sec

Ah yes, Giga Church

[waxen sleet]

Italian bread with mayo, parmesan, paprika, garlic, with shredded cheese in the oven at 350 degrees for 10 minutes... perfect 👌

[sleek harness]

It's a space corporation empire based on religion

Oh and you can't forget the underground Totalitarian Regime robots

[delicate vapor]

Eye sea

One I had came out not bad

Although tiny

I like

[pure quail]

eye?

spider?

lamb?

[south valve]

Oh cool

Like

Some kind of…

Imperium of…

Aliens

[twin flower]

Might have to revisit that game, I see a lot of people talk about it

[south valve]

Stellar sis

Your sister is stellar

[twin flower]

Mhm

[delicate vapor]

food is done

[south valve]

Sharing is caring

[delicate vapor]

#ogryn-class

[south valve]

Omnomnom

[twin flower]

looks good

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

you use a heavy eviscerator in motorslice

im so fucking happy

[waxen sleet]

Why is there no chainsword sticker?

[dire kayak]

we need a version of the thammer sticker for the eviscerator

[onyx crater]

hivescum is the only class I d not have, is it worth it?

[south valve]

It’s very fun

You fast

GO fast

[onyx crater]

it looks fast asf

[south valve]

And shoot stuff

[delicate vapor]

and exist

[onyx crater]

is it good tho? like comparing to other classes

it looks very fun

[twin flower]

No complaints so far imo

[onyx crater]

ik it gets a rocket launcher which looks fun, good dodge

can it heal people? with the stim box thingy

[twin flower]

Not sure, could ask in the #hivescum-class channel I guess, I dont own it either

[tired steeple]

Someone give me all their money

[true widget]

it just gives buffs. I think

still really good

[south valve]

You technically can. You can pick up a med stimm and then disperse it to your whole team with the stimm pack. Thats very niche though, since you want to take your own stimms

[onyx crater]

ah i see

[fiery wave]

It's corruption removal + your custom stimm effect or whatever you have. Can heal if you have a med stimm.

[fiery wave]

Not niche in poxgas. I have a build just to at those missions back when I had to do them cos penances.

[south valve]

Ohh yeah, very true

[round horizon]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE GAME SPAWNING TOX BOMBER ALL THE TIME

[twin flower]

Are you doin the event

[fiery wave]

Because you make 1 stim work for 4 ppl.

Also was fun when everyone gave you all the stims during the cartel stimm event because.

[south valve]

I’m not sure what the stare emoji means, but

[fiery wave]

Once everyone hit 10 stacks.

[south valve]

Yes indeed

[twin flower]

She sees you

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

I usually use it to judging stare.

[astral basin]

Aaa

[south valve]

😔

I don’t have nitro so I just

👁️ 👁️

[astral basin]

Kariens just cruel

[south valve]

Evil even

Ghastly

[twin flower]

Abominable

[south valve]

Villainous

Devious

[twin flower]

Dastardly

[fiery wave]

Sounds like some people want kraks stuck to them.

[south valve]

Wicked

[twin flower]

Vile

[fiery wave]

Lets see if they go off first or oggies piledrive them first.

[delicate vapor]

snacks please karien

[south valve]

Please give us positive emojis, o’ Karien

Thank you

[onyx crater]

just yoinked the class, what are some solid weapon builds and stuff for hivescum?

[delicate vapor]

kafka

[onyx crater]

kafkaa

[south valve]

I think the shivs

[south valve]

And drug gun

[onyx crater]

heavy sword looks good but whats special abt the shivs?

what does needle pistol do?

[south valve]

Fast

Weeee

[south valve]

Kill crushers in like 3 shots 👀 👀 👀

[onyx crater]

wtf

[delicate vapor]

3

[south valve]

Oh

Headshots though

[twin flower]

peoople was just talking about Heavy Sword on scoom on the vet channel as well lmao

seems like an interestign combo

[fiery wave]

If you want to guarantee it dying.

[whole glade]

fear not maiden

[delicate vapor]

that ravioli made me sick

[fiery wave]

Don't matter on the better mark.

[onyx crater]

what is the consensus btw

[south valve]

Oh

[fiery wave]

You only get +1 stack on weakspot on the exploding mark, not the toxin gas mark

[twin flower]

dunno the class all that well, so I cant say

[fiery wave]

It's knoife x 2.

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Hits faster and stronger even with the worse uncanny.

[south valve]

Paintballs are just me but in spherical form

[delicate vapor]

and they splat

[south valve]

Yes

I also do that when you hit me with a hammer

[true widget]

how about one needle shot a quick hit with the saw and another needle

heh..

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

How cooked am I: my family is creating AI generated art of themselves and they think its cool

[marsh iris]

[waxen sleet]

Specifically my parents

[south valve]

That is unholy

[fiery wave]

I'm sorry, but you have no family anymore, just AI drones.

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

Grinds my gears

[marsh iris]

AI generate new parents

[dire kayak]

i love motorslice

[hazy valley]

probably not that cooked unless they invest in it

[waxen sleet]

I was afraid of that, i said as much and they were offended... especially after I started quoting the Admech

[south valve]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of it

[sly quest]

People like them genuinely make me feel so bad, like… Oh☹️ why didn’t you just say you want some art of yourself, going to AI and begging them for a good picture is genuinely so sad.

[south valve]

Hi Al!

[south valve]

True

[sly quest]

Hayio!

[south valve]

It’s quite dehumanising

Sizeable Alice

[sly quest]

Gear

Metal Gear

[south valve]

This probably comes across the wrong way

[true widget]

solid

[south valve]

See it as intrigue

[dire kayak]

look it up its so cool

[sleek harness]

Since when did AI became big

[true widget]

she metal on my solid til I gear

[south valve]

Okay

[sly quest]

Pretty solid reply.

[fleet flame]

Hi all new to the game. I hit level 30 on my ogryn characteris there any way to further level up my character

[fiery wave]

Because the cost. Getting art of yourself genuinely can be too expensive for some. It's still bad for the Earth though.

[twin flower]

it just came out i think

[waxen sleet]

It's been a Frog in the Pot... slowly cooking until its too late

[fiery wave]

No. If you see a 40, that's havoc levels.

[sly quest]

Hayio! No… but You can keep playing Havoc, get cool gear and flex on noobs p:

[sly quest]

I can draw them for free

[south valve]

Looks like you get a chainsaw so it must be a good game

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

chainsaw? think I saw a man holding one

[sly quest]

[waxen sleet]

Was it... a chainsawman?

[tired steeple]

I’m bored

[south valve]

Who is this mysterious individual btw?

[fiery wave]

That's you. I meant in general. Prices goes up, pay goes down.

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

Who is small and possesses pink hair

[south valve]

I’m Painted

[sly quest]

Doro

[dire kayak]

i LOVE the eviscerator

[waxen sleet]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[fleet flame]

havoc gives cool gear? that sounds fun

[sly quest]

I will draw everyone for free

[south valve]

Who is this mysterious Doro?

[twin flower]

Cosmetics mainly

[sly quest]

It doesn’t, I do. Email me.

[south valve]

True

[onyx crater]

DORO MENTIONED !!

[sly quest]

https://youtu.be/b642o0anmDg?si=UeltT1jD8kJHuboH

[fiery wave]

Expect to be flooded unless trolling with stick figures.

[tired steeple]

What we all on about anyway

[waxen sleet]

30 karking minutes???

[sly quest]

I do not trool, Karien. You know I only mean business.

[fiery wave]

You can see the vet one easily in game, is the one Dukane's guards are wearing.

[sly quest]

You want to understand a legend, it takes time to appreciate art.

[south valve]

30 MINUTES ON THIS TINY PINK HAIRED GOOBER

[waxen sleet]

I feel oddly inspired

[tired steeple]

Is big al the same as al or do we have two alices

[sly quest]

I grew

[tired steeple]

Ah I see I see

[twin flower]

3 Al's in a Trenchcoat

[delicate vapor]

upgrade

[south valve]

Everyone brace for when tiny Painted comes out

[waxen sleet]

Thats not goober, there's no chainsword

[sly quest]

TINY PAINTED DROP WHEN???

[south valve]

True

[fiery wave]

I don't. I expect everything to be trolling because it hurts less when you do find out it is so.

[tired steeple]

THIS ISNT THE CAR

[delicate vapor]

[tired steeple]

IMPOSSIBLE

[south valve]

Car from garn 47

[sly quest]

I would never hurt you. I will draw you a flower, no sticks, promise.

[visual vortex]

i would never lie to anyone

i am serious 100% of the time

[waxen sleet]

Ones on the bottom, strong is she

[sly quest]

Thank

[fleet flame]

Is havoc the only new content after clearing campaign and reaching lvl 30?

[hazy valley]

I have a friend who says they use AI art to generate images they use for D&D DMing. Characters, environments, items, etc. and the only reason they do so is because they can't afford to bankroll every D&D campaign they run (it's online through stuff like Foundry or Roll20 with Dndbeyond). I feel weird about it because the AI is still stealing all its collective knowledge/style from artists online but it really is impossible to justify spending that much money for things like that

[south valve]

What colour is the sky?

[tired steeple]

Rest in piece sanginius he got hit by a bazooka

[visual vortex]

white

[waxen sleet]

2 is in the middle carrying 3

[twin flower]

There's Expeditions but its just not good atm

[tired steeple]

They can literally just use other art

Real art

[fiery wave]

You get what I mean by stick figures. They are used to represent people in a way.

[tired steeple]

They aren’t gonna need to credit the artist if it’s a dnd campaign

[hazy valley]

Yeah there's still google, but for more specific things they just generate it

[visual vortex]

or make some yourself

[hazy valley]

I don't touch AI period

I pay artists to draw my silly things

[delicate vapor]

oo discount on plat on warframe

just gonna..buy

[sly quest]

Thats why youre my goat

[hazy valley]

But I also don't DM D&D, I play

[waxen sleet]

Or draw it themselves... my shtty stick figures do wonders at the table for dnd

[hazy valley]

If I did DM I'd still not touch AI

[south valve]

I prefer theatre of the mind

[sly quest]

Can I be touched please

[south valve]

Because I’m cool

[hazy valley]

I'll give you a hug

[waxen sleet]

I do DM, shtty human art is still art and can still be loved

[south valve]

@fiery wave Stare at this individual

[sly quest]

WHY

[visual vortex]

i hate my art and delete it every five seconds after starting

[hazy valley]

we draw lots of things on the Foundry map and my D&D group always surprises our DM whenever he goes afk and returns LMFAO

[visual vortex]

all the best artists do meth and cocaine

[waxen sleet]

Still better than AI

[sly quest]

No human art is shitty art

[visual vortex]

fruit love island

[sly quest]

Thats… ai.

[visual vortex]

i know

[waxen sleet]

Yall haven't my attempts at drawing a Kenku... it looks like a plague doctor penguin

[visual vortex]

i just wanted to say it

[fiery wave]

I know. Is why my maps are a mess of mouse drawn scrawls. Though if you are a DM that charges a kinda large sum of money per session... You shouldn't be using AI for it.

[tired steeple]

These jalepeno stuffed olives are great but they make my fingers fucking stink

[sly quest]

LMAOAOOAOAO SHOW

[waxen sleet]

Where?

[sly quest]

On the art channel

[tired steeple]

Is that my wife gangle

[sly quest]

Its art.

[tired steeple]

Why was I weirdcatted

People have said so much worse

[hazy valley]

My current DM goes all in on designing the maps himself through Foundry. I think he buys dev packs that let him have custom made items? It's SO fun. We've even done one in-person session when we were all able to get together for a vacation. If we all lived closer I'd for sure splurge on tabletop D&D stuff

[visual vortex]

yeah

im here

[tired steeple]

You should play pathfinder 2e

[sly quest]

I may not be woke enough.

[waxen sleet]

Darktide fan art?

[fiery wave]

I just know the avg party draws plently of dongers unless the app allows locking of the pencil tool.

[tired steeple]

You aren’t woke enough

Transition right now

[sly quest]

Yes

[south valve]

Sleepy people in chat

[hazy valley]

He's currently playing Pathfinder as a player before he attempts any Pathfinder DMing to learn the system. I've never touched Pathfinder but I'm open to learning if my friends pick it up

[sly quest]

YES YES YES I WANNA BE A FAT UGLY MIDDLE AGED PREVERT NOW

[tired steeple]

I was mostly joking cause everyone says that but pathfinder is a genuinely good system

[hazy valley]

yes and boobs and butts for my group LOL

[tired steeple]

People make that joke for a reason

Pathfinder is that good

[visual vortex]

NEVER pick a side because both sides are stupid

[sly quest]

Is that why youre a fish?

[round horizon]

Whats up with the player base quality? The later I play, the worst is the team

[visual vortex]

no

[true widget]

hellooo everynyan

[true widget]

im a fish too

[waxen sleet]

It's there

[true widget]

glub

[sly quest]

Fatshark thing. Sadly the only solution is to cherry pick your teammates.

[visual vortex]

you give off a fishy vibe

👃

[true widget]

glub

[sly quest]

ITS SI TUFF WDYM

[fiery wave]

Ah. I just don't use AI cos the supports Global Warming. Art is just an unaffordable luxury anyway for most parts. But yeah, best stick to the freedom of thematic open roleplay. Is actually free.

[waxen sleet]

Thanks, but its meh

[fiery wave]

Sounds like normal.

[sly quest]

It’s great:) you should keep on drawing! I’m sure you will be a professional soon!

[fiery wave]

Try playing halfasleep while micronapping.

[visual vortex]

what?

you dont fall asleep mid game?

i have a timer next to my desk and when it goes off my chair reclines like a scene from Wallace and Gromit

[tired steeple]

I ran out of cigarettes

[visual vortex]

and all these little robot arms slap a sleeping gown and cap on me

and i go schnnnnooooo