general-chat

[lilac crag]

7035323018

here

[somber stream]

Niceeee

[lilac crag]

now ill swap to ogryn and gurantee an anchor

[somber stream]

I hate it when you have to go through stealth segment to rescue a kid or two

I say burn it all down

[simple cliff]

One of them hadn't unlocked havoc yet.

And was jumping into 31.

[marsh iris]

what kid?

[simple cliff]

I am making my own party, fuck this.

[somber stream]

Exactly.

[mystic fossil]

should i hop on?

[little marten]

Yeah the plan is to build up the town through side characters till the final act then throw shit at the wall like a monkey

[somber stream]

Sounds like a hype read

You've got this brother

[simple cliff]

No. I am scared. I am not at my best with arby and and what if I suck?

[gloomy tartan]

Havoc time?

[simple cliff]

WHAT IF I SUCK AND Y'ALL MAKE FUN OF ME!?

[little marten]

I’ll ping you WIP when I hit like 30k

[lilac crag]

I make fun of no one

youre fine

[gloomy tartan]

You do suck

That’s part of the gsme

You never stop sucking at it

Even when your good

[lilac crag]

chris ill beat the brakes off of you

[somber stream]

Looking forward to it.

[lilac crag]

let this man breathe

[simple cliff]

#darktide-pics-vids

[gloomy tartan]

I suck you suck

We’re all suck

That’s how you get BETTWR

We can allways be better

The best player in the world sucks sometimes

[simple cliff]

The party finder exist in the glorious NA server if y'all want to join. I am only doing one or two hence I am too lazy for LFG.

[lilac crag]

Which

[gloomy tartan]

Sucking is being human

[lilac crag]

west or east

( it would be easier to just add me on the game but this works )

[simple cliff]

I thought I did.

West.

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

there we go

[lilac crag]

what are YOU looking at

[dire kayak]

:3

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t figure out if the shout revive is worth it or not

When I have it it’s never used

[somber stream]

Neighbor is blasting Taylor Swift at full Volume, help

[gloomy tartan]

When I don’t have it it has many instances it could of been used

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[somber stream]

Very useful in Havoc

Else, situational

[marsh iris]

whats wrong patrick? white girl music too strong for you?

[mystic fossil]

guys we should have 4 chorus zealots to do havoc 40

[gloomy tartan]

I still have only gotten one toughness 17 curio ever

[marsh iris]

time to melk up

[gloomy tartan]

SO MANY STAMINA AND WOUNDS

I checked Melk I need to check more i guess

[mystic fossil]

you need to melk him dry

[marsh iris]

you dumped on the curio gacha?

[gloomy tartan]

My two 21 health and my 1 17 toughness curio will do

Dump?

But my numbers big

[marsh iris]

a?

[gloomy tartan]

I might not get a 17 toughness curio anyways

[marsh iris]

the get random curio thing

[mystic fossil]

got a few 21 hp curios

[gloomy tartan]

I got two don’t need any more

Just curious to try two 17 toughness ones

Aight garut I’ll gamble once

[mystic fossil]

that's what they all say

also what's the odds i get a 17% tough from melk gamble anyone know?

[gloomy tartan]

Fail

[marsh iris]

i gamble 10 curio at a time

[gloomy tartan]

Got a 16 toughness curio

Not 17

[mystic fossil]

not good enough

[gloomy tartan]

I gambled once and it didn’t work

Gambling bad

[marsh iris]

just once?!

[mystic fossil]

keep rolling, don't break before melk will

[marsh iris]

i had to gamble 30 times over to get what i want

[gloomy tartan]

That’s alot

I don’t want to spend all my melks 🥛

[mystic fossil]

gambled like 20 times once not a single 17% tough

[gloomy tartan]

Fuk

[marsh iris]

only used melk for gambling curio, the weapons can just craft from scratch anyway

[mystic fossil]

truth

unless i pull a 61% stat

[gloomy tartan]

I just discarded so many curious

Holy fuck

I had so many saved up lol

[marsh iris]

pretty much

[dire kayak]

where are our 100% stat weapons

[marsh iris]

we dont deserve it

😔

[lilac crag]

What we have is 100 smelly

[gloomy tartan]

I got a third 21 health curio

Not what i wanted but neat lol

[simple cliff]

Health is for the weak.

Tougness is for the weak.

[marsh iris]

chris is not getting out of vegas

[simple cliff]

Stamina only. Don't get hit.

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I’m getting dockets

[dire kayak]

bites you

[gloomy tartan]

And it got me to clean my curio inventory

So like fuck it

[marsh iris]

hmmm.... melk to dockies conversion

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

Wound curious seen useless as a veteran

Idk tho

YOOOO

WE DID IT

17 TOUGHNESS CURIO

LESGOOOO

FUCKING GAMBLING

i still got lots of melk bucks nice

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

That was legit worth it

[jaunty path]

3 17% toughness curios

[gloomy tartan]

Thank goodness I saved so many

[jaunty path]

I hate you

[gloomy tartan]

What

What do you mean 3

[jaunty path]

give me ur curios.

[gloomy tartan]

I couldn’t possibly

Have 3

Could I

[jaunty path]

Don't you

[marsh iris]

fart on your curios

its mine now

[gloomy tartan]

No I have 3 21 health

[jaunty path]

no its MINE

[jaunty path]

fatmangus tiem

[gloomy tartan]

I just got my 2nd 17 toughness curio

From gambling

The third 21 health was a side bonus

Fuck you missus

Now I want a third 17 toughness curio

God dammit

[marsh iris]

roll 3rd now

[jaunty path]

Suffer with me.

[dire kayak]

they should add

[marsh iris]

🎲 🎲

[gloomy tartan]

Fuckkkk

Do I even need 3 thru

Like do I tho

[marsh iris]

snake eyesssss

[jaunty path]

Yea

what class r u

[gloomy tartan]

Veteran

[marsh iris]

maybe 1 stamina

[jaunty path]

toughness means surviving gunners longer

and less health damage

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck stamina

Asthma for life

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

So run no health bonus

All toughness 17

[jaunty path]

if you wanna do that be my guest

I would do that

[ebon bay]

Do that thing

Do that do that thing

[gloomy tartan]

So more gambling

Sigh…

[ebon bay]

Hay

Does anyone have Mouse PI For Hire?

How is it?

[marsh iris]

i saw a couple people here hated and refunded

[ebon bay]

Wow

Did they say why they hate it?

[stuck wasp]

The only noteworthy thing I heard of it was that the lockpicking system was fun

[gloomy tartan]

So darktide has become gambling now

Thanks garut and missus

[jaunty path]

True late game

[marsh iris]

[fiery wave]

Yes,

[ebon bay]

There's lockpicking in it? I thought it was a like an old school shooter?

[twin dirge]

I've heard mouse PI is good

[marsh iris]

once you get your holy trinity of curios theres not much else for melkbucks

[twin dirge]

The funny moment was ign giving them like a 6/10 for too many cheese puns

[twin dirge]

And that shit was hilarious

[little marten]

Me

[somber stream]

Thought you quit?

[little marten]

Not yet 😈

June

It’s decided

This morning in the shower

[somber stream]

Wasn't it apri- okay

[marsh iris]

[little marten]

Nah I never gave a date just said it’s coming

[marsh iris]

i quit 1 second ago

[gloomy tartan]

Even if I don’t get a third 17 toughness curio

I finally got my 2nd

So it’s a net positive

[little marten]

Smoking just too pricey tbh

Even tobacco

[simple cliff]

A'ight. Never abandoning the crusher again.

I do not care if the arby shock maul does more damage or if shield has the SHOCK. I like the ability to look at something funny and have it fall over.

[somber stream]

Mfs who charge over 20 bucks for a single font pack

[lilac crag]

I love ogryn on havoc

beating the brakes off of anything because they can't hurt me enough is fun

[whole bough]

godgryn

[ripe tangle]

Didn’t your country just ban smoking though?

like… all sales

[simple cliff]

Yeah I realized if I wanted to do anything I had to focus on whatever direction you weren't already holding down hence I kept killing off rear hordes.

[astral basin]

Aa

[lilac crag]

bwehehehe

[gloomy tartan]

How’s havoc going

[lilac crag]

shield didn't do as well as it does in ur havocs cus they aren't spamming health sponges yet

[gloomy tartan]

I was gambling

[lilac crag]

I swapped to maul and started beating on hairy ticks.......

[lilac crag]

it went ok

both runs were under 20 mins

[simple cliff]

I just wish that you know, havoc's instead of just cosmetics and penances... also gave some resources. I have 5000+ Plasteel. 100,000+ dockets. and... SIX diamantime despite having just done two havocs.

[lilac crag]

h40 is where you get your resources

23k Diamante

[simple cliff]

Which is why I rarely host my own parties. I've got clearance 40 but the grind to actually host your own 40 is pain.

P A I N.

A'ight, I beds now. Nighty night to those in a relative time zone. Good morning/afternoon to everyone else.

[dire kayak]

oggy

[lilac crag]

googy

[patent grove]

groggy

[little marten]

Only for people born now or something

[dire kayak]

ice cream,,,,,,,,

[little marten]

Like people age 17 can’t and the age will rise every year basically cutting off kids from buying

Which is fine they can just vape instead 😈

[jaunty path]

Thats a stupid fuckin idea

[simple cliff]

Still debating which gun to use with my crusher. Vigiliance is very good at sniping ranged (which is all I use the gun for when crushering) but the regular autogun can be better at quickly getting rid of something when you don't have time to pop heads. Even the braced has some interesting uses and is very good at whipping out, bum-rushing enemy gunners/ranged, and then swapping to melee once your not being shot at because of the 'immune to range on sprint' and 'immune to ranged on kill' blessings.

[jaunty path]

Nurgle

can the UK not be

stupid

for one week

[little marten]

Our country is full of disgusting pussies

It’s a stupid law that appeals to rancid boomers who can’t die quietly

[jaunty path]

What the hell are they thinking

[little marten]

Old people vote

[jaunty path]

Okay so plan. Everyone born this year? theyll never be able to smoke

ever

[little marten]

They want votes lol

Pretty much

[jaunty path]

bruh

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[jaunty path]

prohibition always works

trust

.

Wait

[dire kayak]

this'll just make a black market

[jaunty path]

did they only ban smoking

like

cigarettes for kids

[simple cliff]

If you're old enough to serve in your nation's civil and military services then you should be able to vote. Simpe as.

[jaunty path]

Okay so life long ban from cigs for anyone born after 2008

[simple cliff]

"You can be trusted to vote.. anyway make sure to sign up for the draft incase we need you to shoot misisles at something."

[jaunty path]

It genuinely does add fuel to the fire

[somber stream]

Legacy content for those born before 2008

[jaunty path]

kids will just vape

Infact

it might kill cigarettes

in the UK atleast

not necessarily kill but itll damage them since most smokers start very young

[somber stream]

Relax, watch as the next administration revert the ban because tobacco companies lobby the shit out of that law

[lilac crag]

know a guy in his 20s who went through liver failure

[marsh iris]

anyone tried snus?

[lilac crag]

started drinking since before high school

[jaunty path]

and vape is like so much more addictive.

[lilac crag]

shit is awful

[dire kayak]

[jaunty path]

You can sneak a vape anywhere

its not as bothering as a cigarette too

vape in the bathroom the store the bus the train fucking anywhere

and it delivers nicotine faster and at a higher rate too?

[dire kayak]

i hate smoking and vaping grrrrrr

[jaunty path]

is bad

[little marten]

Tobacco companies don’t care probably so much cheaper producing vapes

[jaunty path]

ye

[marsh iris]

forgot my raincoat and started raining when im about to end work

[simple cliff]

This is why if we ever asked a ethical AI to tell us how to live forever and make Utopia, it wouldn't work.

[jaunty path]

great point

Vape is the future

[lilac crag]

Alcohol n smoking are a plague on the youth

[little marten]

Also tobacco companies just sell the extracted nicotine to the medical industry that turns it into ‘quit aids’

[simple cliff]

Cause it'd tell us to stop vaping and smoking and doing other dumb shit and we'd be like 'NAW!"

[somber stream]

Presenting:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/nov/27/new-zealand-scraps-world-first-smoking-generation-ban-to-fund-tax-cuts

[little marten]

How the fuck do you break a nicotine addiction if you’re actively taking nicotine lmao

[jaunty path]

Ever think about the non zero chance trump used chatgpt to suggest tariffs

[little marten]

I suspect we’ll probably be legalising weed soon

[jaunty path]

its a mad mad world

[somber stream]

With minimal allowed amount to purchase, maybe

[little marten]

I would assume edibles and vape form only

Medical cannabis is legal and U.K. like the largest producer and exporter of medical cannabis anyway lmao

It’s an example of it not needing to benefit the actual economy cause it goes directly to the reptiles pockets

[somber stream]

Do UK still need to verify ID to access discord?

[jaunty path]

illegality of weed is so weird to me

[jaunty path]

NSFW on discord.

[somber stream]

Any form of verification is fucked, period.

[jaunty path]

Of course

Never should give your ID

When theres

CONSTANT

Leaks

[gloomy tartan]

Missus would you freed me potato’s if I became a tree

[jaunty path]

no

[gloomy tartan]

I would spit acid at you

[jaunty path]

fuck ur tatos

[gloomy tartan]

No

That’s wrong

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t do that to 🥔

[lilac crag]

do it pussy

[gloomy tartan]

Potato’s can be alcohol

You fool

They’re food and liquor

[jaunty path]

mhm

schleep tiem

[gloomy tartan]

Yo I going to sleep too

Jinx

You owe a small nation

[marsh iris]

register ID with palantir to purchase ciggies

[gloomy tartan]

Garut

Question

What’s your postion on the booty creek cheek freak

[marsh iris]

i had to google that

[little marten]

Probably a good bit of pocket money in selling personal data tbh

[whole bough]

also whats crazy is mfs literally just decided theyre allowed to govern the internet

like for illegal shit i get it

but why tf anything else

how can u decide that

[little marten]

They have reptile gunships in deep orbit

[marsh iris]

looks like some indie adventure game which i just watch lets plays on tube

[gloomy tartan]

The story is simple

He’s one of puppet combos serial killers

If you poo and miss the toilet

He takes your booty cheeks off

But only if you miss the bowl

[marsh iris]

i know, thats why i dont ever miss

[somber stream]

Internets, cyber spaces habour potential risk like terrorism, propaganda and illegal materials like CP. It should be regulated, but only to a certain extent

[gloomy tartan]

Is he still even a evil killer or just a anti hero ?

Ensuring public bathrooms are clean

[marsh iris]

should be urban legend you should tell your kids

[gloomy tartan]

Doesn’t he have a funny face

How it’s just an ass

[gloomy tartan]

Hell yes

[marsh iris]

[dire kayak]

ive decided im gonna do subassembly for the t'aunar

more work on reassembly but it's easier to paint

[hard gorge]

how do you even afford all the models

a T'aunar supremacy suit is 270

minus the fucking arms and big cannon

[fiery wave]

Different country or so or just better paid job, would assume.

[hard gorge]

fair enough

[tacit geode]

You may spend lots on plastic crack but yku can always earn it back by slaving away

Like i do

Tbf I haven't bought a model since February my backlog is too high

[amber delta]

buy from recasters for quarter the price like I do

[tacit geode]

I got like the entire masters of the Maelstrom box to do

[lilac crag]

its a mystery

[dire kayak]

this is true

[lilac crag]

:3

[ripe tangle]

I’m not crazy!

You’re the one who’s crazy!

also

[ripe tangle]

Hi!

[dire kayak]

crazy?

[ripe tangle]

oh no

[marsh iris]

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!
…And you, you have to stop him! You

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-chuck-mcgill-chicanery-breakdown-gif-25422432

[waxen sleet]

I'm not crazy, you're crazy! Especially you Ghost of Nappa!

[lilac crag]

lucia!

hello dear friend

[somber stream]

Are you okay

Did something happened at work?

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Don't do it Garut, it's not worth it

[marsh iris]

im about to

[somber stream]

To what

You can't just say something suspense then let it hang

[marsh iris]

You want some advice? Find better lawyers. What's this about? I uh... I think I'm in the middle of something, uh... there's really no need to-

[waxen sleet]

Call the law offices of Cheatem and Howe?

[marsh iris]

[waxen sleet]

[twin flower]

[hidden whale]

who up || || they || ||

[somber stream]

Mine vomited on the electric socket this morning

Stuff was brand new too..

[astral basin]

Electric socket?

[hidden whale]

can I fork ur electric socket? :3

[marsh iris]

glad it didnt get electrocuted

[somber stream]

Yeah those extended socket

[astral basin]

…huh

I

[obtuse oak]

real is this chat

[marsh iris]

[hidden whale]

fucks mods are awake

scatter

[astral basin]

Tank

[somber stream]

Hank is one of the boys

[obtuse oak]

in the spirit of inclusivity, i'm also one of the girls

[marsh iris]

cant go back until the rain stops

so im stuck

[astral basin]

Hank is the unenthused uncle trying to mind the grill

The dogs are straight charred at this point but

Nothing some sauce cant fix

[astral basin]

Ak

Tell me

The bar in the center of the seats of a car

Whats it for

The lever*

[fallen tree]

are you talking manual car

[astral basin]

Every car

[fallen tree]

the handbrake? gearbox i think its called? im not a car guy

i hope you're not in a gameshow or something

[marsh iris]

i think they're in a jigsaw game

[tiny reef]

the premium cosmetics rotate out in chronological order right? so i have like 2 weeks to see if something i like better than the krieger outfits show up

[fallen tree]

yes

[patent grove]

You better call Saul

[fallen tree]

newest in is last out

over 3 rotations that is

[somber stream]

What's Saul Goodman's female relatived called?

[tiny reef]

i hope they bring in the pot-helm and gas mask with the broken goggles out soon i'm gonna pair it with the zealot krieg top

[obtuse oak]

fifo

so even more than 2 weeks since krieg is the newest rotation

[tiny reef]

yippee

[astral basin]

Handbrake is an acceptable answer
Emergency brake, to help prevent rolls and skids when the actual brakes fail. Or to apply more leverage on the axle so the car can remain parked on hills

I heard a deplorable rumor that Australians use it as a parking brake

[fallen tree]

im just waiting on weapon cosmetics now, i happy with all my armour drip

[obtuse oak]

there's the rotation next week that will put krieg on page 2, and then another rotation 3 weeks from now that will put krieg on page 3

and another two weeks after that they're gone.

[fallen tree]

as in, handbrake but not put in park? to me thats absurd

[obtuse oak]

saul goodwoman

[tiny reef]

thanks for the info

[marsh iris]

[twin dirge]

WOOOOOOOO

I'm free

I've made it back from hell

[somber stream]

Close but no Cigar

Introducing

Alice Goodman

[patent grove]

Sally Goodman

[somber stream]

.. get it?

[obtuse oak]

no

OH

yes I get it

[somber stream]

Like, All is good, man

[fallen tree]

[twin dirge]

Went over my head

I think I've seen planes that fly closer to my dome piece

[fallen tree]

i watched all of breaking bad on tiktok clips

not my proudest moment

[twin dirge]

I've never seen breaking bad or Saul

[obtuse oak]

so you didn't watch most of it

or did someone upload the entire show split into 60 second clips?

[fallen tree]

most likely, im sure i missed a lot of nuance

no they were long clips

but i cant guarantee i watched it all

[obtuse oak]

damn.

[dire kayak]

[modest flume]

I'll cover for you bro

[fallen tree]

id rewatch, i also like knowing context before it happens in some shows

[obtuse oak]

then yeah you definitely missed part of the craft. breaking bad is very good about pacing and editing and scene composition and foreshadowing and shit

[astral basin]

Think of it this way
A bicycle has the one brake. A hand brake. Applies direct pressure to the wheels. Can be as fast or as slow as needed. You can flip if you do it to hard too fast

A motorcycle ALSO has a handbrake. That does the same thing. The problem is, you cant slow down fast enough to apply safely. Everything is on the manual brake at the foot. dont squeeze your right hand to slow down
You have a peg to hold you up when stopped

Using a brake for a vehicle that is stopped is overkill unless necessary

[sudden pelican]

Defeat Wolfer when?

[fallen tree]

i should watch it in the proper ratio, at least

[obtuse oak]

that too 😭 omg

[fallen tree]

[sudden pelican]

When are we gonna see Zola pegging Wolfer in the story?

[marsh iris]

olice goodman

[modest flume]

's all good man, even

[dire kayak]

wolfer is a puppyboy

im convinced

[astral basin]

Brake slow down and stop move
Brake no good if vehicle no move

[obtuse oak]

I almost never watch anything on my phone, and I sure as hell don't watch anything in portrait mode. or shorts/reels/clips in general. watching all the big moments of a tv show like that? i could never LMAO

[sudden pelican]

What happens after we destroyed the green glass thingy at the end of the mission? The one where Rodin is hanging like he's on a cross

[stuck wasp]

The ritual is prevented, so nothing

[fallen tree]

are you elevated? thanks for the info my friend

[dire kayak]

rodin's soul left to the warp

[obtuse oak]

it looks like whatever spirits/daemons were going to possess or reanimate his body fly out of the cathedral

or his soul, yeah.

[marsh iris]

we ruined rodin's gatorade

[obtuse oak]

I don't know exactly what the plan was.

[astral basin]

Mildly deprived
Woke up mid sleep to stress pain and no ac

[sudden pelican]

And his sister? Where she at?

[dire kayak]

alive somewhere

[obtuse oak]

if you kill a daemonhost you can see its daemon soul fly up and away in a similar fashion

[sudden pelican]

Lmao

[obtuse oak]

so it reminded me of that

[dire kayak]

becoming the herald of admonition

[sudden pelican]

I hope she repents or something. Maybe betray Wolfer? Idk if that's lore accurate. I find her cooool

[dire kayak]

we'll likely get a big rematch with her eventually

[fallen tree]

praying to the ommnisiah that ur ac gets fixed

[dire kayak]

with her herald of nurgle form

[fallen tree]

blessing you with cool or warm air depending on hemisphere

[marsh iris]

omniman if you can hear this, fix that guy's AC

[astral basin]

It works
Its just tornado season so temps are unreliable

[fallen tree]

tornado season sounds/is so ominous.

[dire kayak]

there was apparently an event where rinda rematched us but apparently it's non-canon

[obtuse oak]

terror in the dark?

[marsh iris]

freaky hurricane giant wall of rotating clouds

[dire kayak]

yeah that one

[obtuse oak]

that was before the orthus offensive, not afterwards.

[dire kayak]

ohhhh

[astral basin]

Yeah we had a massive tornado split into two slightly less massive tornado and eat half the city

[dire kayak]

i see

[astral basin]

15 years ago*

[obtuse oak]

rinda spent a week or so showing up in random missions and then disappearing in a fart cloud before the orthus offensive was released

it was really cool and then fatshark never made anything like it ever again

[dire kayak]

i want rinda's power sword

[fallen tree]

yeah i thought that whole period was very engaging

[obtuse oak]

"gee hank what did they make instead" well if you look to your right, you'll see the lifeless corpses of the mortis trials and expeditions gamemodes :)))

[astral basin]

Looook people still mortis
They just. Dont talk about it

[fallen tree]

more boss areana stuff could be cool as well

[lilac crag]

I wish they'd just release more missions and weapon marks. meat n potatoes.

[obtuse oak]

same

[marsh iris]

like mad moxxi arena

[fallen tree]

is that a borderlands thing

[obtuse oak]

I want 3 full length adventure missions with a campaign and a special bossfight at the end

[dire kayak]

i remember last mortis i did we got a boss wave on wave 3 and me and the veteran got absolutely pummeled

[marsh iris]

yea

[obtuse oak]

not all this faffing about with additional gamemodes that have no staying power

[dire kayak]

daemon of the sands fight

[astral basin]

Get a mode called gauntlet
Its a mortis trials alternative
But its bosses
In increasing strength, frequency, and amount of

[fallen tree]

i didnt play games to see it, but i trust your judgement

[lilac crag]

I can't tell if this is sarcasm

[dire kayak]

im still praying we get to fight the daemon of the sands eventually

[astral basin]

Og moxxi arena was
Intense af

[obtuse oak]

what? no

[lilac crag]

oh okay

cus I want that too

[fallen tree]

that sounds cool, just short 3 step mini story

flesh out more of tertium

[obtuse oak]

i'm serious. and a weapon drop for the base classes.

[lilac crag]

I really hope we get a 2-in-1 mission like with payday 2s mutli day heists

something marathon-esque

[obtuse oak]

it's been more than 3 years and psyker has received ZERO NEW FORCE STAFFS

what are we doing

[fallen tree]

im unfamiliar with mini stuff, what other staff could psyker have

[lilac crag]

buffing scriers gaze

[dire kayak]

let me check

[astral basin]

Hey hey
Vt2 treatment
Weapon pack
But its a random drop we dont expect

[fallen tree]

been playing a lot of oggy recently too, what could they have

[dire kayak]

tbh the only one we could get is a bb staff

that's the typical staff used by psykers

[lilac crag]

I would like a staff that would work like brainburst, where you implant warp magic into their heads and wait for them to explode and spread it to another enemy

[dire kayak]

it's always either force lightning, psyflame or brain burst

GW never really focused on psyker abilities and more their lore

precognition would be a cool thing for psyker to have

[fallen tree]

staff having a blessing that lets you spread bb like a small aoe on use

[lilac crag]

also if I am correct and this is NOT fatshark misusing models

[astral basin]

“Force arch staff”
Wide blue energy beam
Totally not something from dark souls

[lilac crag]

we are getting a new mark for the riot shield

which is insanely weird

the latest arby pic they released has them use the Arby Maul on the Riot Shield

completely different model

[dire kayak]

id like for psyker to have precognition, sensing hordes and boss spawns and stuff

[lilac crag]

yknow

gimmick about that exists in apex actually

[dire kayak]

psykers typically have some level of precognition

[lilac crag]

wish they'd put it in darktide too

[obtuse oak]

@iron gulch don't do that again. First and last warning.

[dire kayak]

wha happened

[lilac crag]

scary

[dire kayak]

i was looking at minis

oouugfhhh tempted to get warhammer+ so i can get the yr4 inquisitor mini,,,,,,

it looks so cool to me

i might practice painting power swords differently

how i paint them makes them look more like necron weapons

i do know how to do glazing now

[marsh iris]

give staff to other classes but as a melee weapon

[fallen tree]

damn i missed it

[somber stream]

The guy said he saw the cutest kitten ever

And then proceed NOT to send any picture

Most heinous crime

[fallen tree]

how dare they

[marsh iris]

deserved

[astral basin]

Apparently the swedes have a word
Gratrunka
To cry while (private needs)
The fact that they have a word for that is a real tear jerker

[muted warren]

why do i feel like making a monstrosity concept for no reason 😐

[crystal osprey]

Vincible

[crystal osprey]

Plague nurgle ogryn gunner beast crusher

[muted warren]

naur bruh gah dayumn you wanna suffer?

[crystal osprey]

The game is too easy

[muted warren]

i thought of maybe doing a rot fly but then again. those would probably be too big or something to add to darktide lol. let alone putting nurglings and stuff lol.

nurglings would just be mega boosted pox walkers.

[dire kayak]

i don't give a shit about viltrum 🗣️ 🗣️

[modest flume]

There was also the event after that where she became the Herald of Admonition FWIW

[dire kayak]

gonna eat your flesh

[modest flume]

Ok sure

Have fun

I hope I'm seasoned and tasty enough

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[dire kayak]

hmm

in a few days ill finally be able to (kinda) make my darktide zealot as a mini

[sleek harness]

Yes

[sleek harness]

How does your zealot look like

Mine looks like a heretic

Which is fitting

[sleek harness]

Is this AI

[sleek harness]

This isn't AI

Thank you Repulsive Bug

[modest flume]

Bug? You must have me confused with someone else, like Neuro

Now she's a bug

[sleek harness]

No you are a bug

And repulsive

Repulsive Bug

[sleek harness]

I was expecting at least someone to ask for my Zealot's drip

What a shame

[modest flume]

Not with that attitude

[amber delta]

are you craving attention

or do you just want to share your drip

[sleek harness]

Share my drip

[amber delta]

ok do it then

you dont need to be asked

[sleek harness]

Everything a human does is for attention

Smarty

[amber delta]

you can just do it unprompted

[sleek harness]

Indeed

[amber delta]

I do not eat for attention

[sleek harness]

Would you keep eating if all humans disappeared and you were the last one remaining

[amber delta]

probably

[sleek harness]

Me too

So relatable

Then I would die to a infection

[amber delta]

[timber elk]

Greetings

TONIGHT. ON TOO GEAR.

Goober flips a table in a fit of pure unorthodox rage.

Skaven eats a person.

And I drive a Porsche 911 1986 turbo.

[amber delta]

I'm on a horse

[timber elk]

Oh and FS rotten armor. Is on a horse.

[little marten]

DO NOT RELENT BROTHER

SO CLOSE

[timber elk]

Nurgle.

Stop yelling

[little marten]

TAKE UP ARMS AND LET NOT THE BESTIAL PRINCE SHACKLE YOU WITH THAT BRIMSTONE GRIN

[sleek harness]

Hey I don't eat people

[little marten]

might have tuna for lunch

[timber elk]

throws a marshmallow at his forehead I said stop yelling!

[sleek harness]

I just eat my own blood

[timber elk]

Oh that sounds nice. Will you have it with pasta?

I like having tuna with my pasta

[little marten]

Nah sandwich 😢

Pasta is much better

[timber elk]

Ehhhhhhh….

See not a fan of a tuna sandwich

I like having chicken and tuna in my pasta

[twin dirge]

M a n

I just got turned into a fine mist

[sleek harness]

Aki

Aki

[twin dirge]

What's up

[sleek harness]

Kaz is a dumbass

[twin dirge]

Cannot confirm nor deny

[sleek harness]

That wasn't a question

[twin dirge]

So what happened

[marsh iris]

[twin flower]

[twin dirge]

Hey lads

[marsh iris]

heyy

[sleek harness]

Everyone got ambushed and died

[twin flower]

hoi hoi

[marsh iris]

mack

[amber delta]

macintosh from my little pony?

[timber elk]

I’m playing outlast trials

And I love the dialogues in this game

[astral basin]

Aaa

[twin flower]

groot

[twin flower]

there's a macintosh in mlp?

[dire kayak]

that was me

[twin dirge]

No

It was the fucking lazer beam I ate

God damn vaporizers

[amber delta]

yeah the cowboy one I think

[twin flower]

the more u know

[marsh iris]

[sleek harness]

When are you freaks going to make a MLP persona

Seems fitting ngl

[amber delta]

[marsh iris]

i want mlp with my face on it

https://tenor.com/view/smile-cheese-miniwheat-hackney-btb-gif-20538702

[sleek harness]

I am not in a good state right now

[marsh iris]

equinid

[sleek harness]

Don't worry about it

[amber delta]

i worry about your state

[sudden pelican]

Uprising is best difficulty

[hidden whale]

chat I have an interview today ugggggggggggh

😭

[marsh iris]

good luck

[hidden whale]

im getting interviewed by boomers for a tech position

[astral basin]

Good luck

[hidden whale]

i need more than luck

[astral basin]

Put on that customer service smile and get those crumbs

[shell goblet]

they give those out ????

(good luck !!!!!!)

[hidden whale]

apparently

[shell goblet]

waoww

[hidden whale]

I think im somewhere around ~400 applications

[formal mortar]

That tracks

[shell goblet]

yea god, literally same here. i'm moving tomorrow too so i have to repeat the process and hope something lands here

[formal mortar]

Hope you get through. Talk yourself up

[hidden whale]

ive been brainwashing myself with corpospeak all morning

[shell goblet]

you've got this tho !!!

[shell goblet]

i feel like this does a lot more than i gave it credit for when i entered the work force at the expense of trying to sound relatable

[pseudo terrace]

stonks

[hidden whale]

do you think showing them my meme folder will up my %

im very cultured

:3

[pseudo terrace]

probably not

[shell goblet]

only if you have more than like 10,000

any less don't bother

[pseudo terrace]

[hidden whale]

most of my memes are handmade

idk whos made 10k memes lol

[pseudo terrace]

10k memes don’t even exist

[modest flume]

Emperor light your path

[hidden whale]

who tf vicky annie

[twin flower]

[waxen sleet]

Guys... it's Taco Tuesday AND Cinco de Mayo

[twin flower]

gib tacos

[astral basin]

My body is a temple
Therefore i am a church, and should be exempt from taxes
pay no mind to the desecration and lack of furniture

[waxen sleet]

It might be a temple, but you are its God. So you can do whatever you want to it... kinda like that one temple that monkeys poop all over.

[somber stream]

How to easily get a job (and more) in the IT field 101, with Licht!

Step 1: Strip, assume dogeza position and face your head down to the floor, say the followings:
"GOD PLEASE TAKE ME IN I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING IN 5 DAYS I HAD TO FIGHT THE LOCAL RATS FOR SCRAPS ON THE STREET BUT THEY'VE BEEN OUT NUMBERING ME SO I RESORTED TO EATING GRASS GOD PLEASE I BEG YOU"

Step 2: Job secured!

Tip: Tears is always a good strategy to move people's heart! Make sure to apply some water mixed with pepper to your eyes before stepping inside the interview room

[waxen sleet]

IT is the pipeline to Femboy, next step: Compression Socks.

I got to bring my son to work today... today is a good day

[somber stream]

Are you forklift certified

[waxen sleet]

No.

[somber stream]

It's okay, we can't win every time

[astral basin]

“I raised my son perfectly”
“Maam your daughter is clicker trained”

[little marten]

My favourite IT workers is Claude 💀

Deleting peoples browser history all day is low bar, do something equally as useless but different like me

[dire kayak]

[astral basin]

Lmao

[somber stream]

Is Claude fun to talk to at least?

[astral basin]

Goob

[waxen sleet]

I'm old and at loss, and missing the punchline

[dire kayak]

claude can end your conversation if you insult it too kuch

[bronze wren]

Man‘s doing the work of the Lord, he should be praised

[dire kayak]

they gave the clankers feelings

[astral basin]

Forklift certified. True mans dream

[dire kayak]

[waxen sleet]

Oh, at my last job I was offered certification... but it didn't come with a pay raise. So I didn't want it.

[astral basin]

Damn

[waxen sleet]

Money>Certification

[astral basin]

Wouldve opened so many doors

[waxen sleet]

Not in my line of work

[somber stream]

For some reason i have this feeling that you're working for Amazon or some sort of delivery/ storage service

[waxen sleet]

Nop, not even close

[somber stream]

So i assumed you're forklife certified

[waxen sleet]

I shit you not: I'm a Teacher

[somber stream]

Damn

[astral basin]

And?

[astral basin]

Some them kids big af

Gotta get them between classes

[dire kayak]

the omnissiah told me

it doesn't matter if you shimmy, shimmy eh, or shimmy ah

it all leads to one place

drake, swalalala

[sleek harness]

Which grade

[waxen sleet]

Pre-K and K

[sleek harness]

Speak in normal please

[waxen sleet]

Pre-Kindergarten and Kindergarten, ages 3 to 6 on average

[sleek harness]

Huh

Alright

[waxen sleet]

School's closed today, but I still have to be here... so I brought one of the boys to hang out today. So today is a good day.

[waxen sleet]

Somebody is over indulging on Digital Circus memes...

[sleek harness]

Don't worry Pomni, I will stop this beast with my dance moves

[dire kayak]

im addicted

[sleek harness]

Goober

[little marten]

Dunno never tried

Gonna have him a whirl now tho

[sleek harness]

Nurgle

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

Since when did you became evil

[amber delta]

gooner the edgisceratemaxxer

[waxen sleet]

It's good and I like it... but Murder Drones is superior

[sleek harness]

I heard murder drones plot has alot of holes

[waxen sleet]

It's a Cosmic Horror, they're not holes... it's ventilation to let the story breathe

[thick coyote]

Cosmic Horror and Plot Holes

Iconic duo right there

[sleek harness]

The dimensional horror is trying to ruin my Murder Drones fanfic

Unacceptable

[somber stream]

My dimensional horror can't be this cute

A manga

[sleek harness]

Licht

Dimensional horrors shouldn't be cute

[thick coyote]

I actually believed that was an actual title

Ngl

[modest flume]

@open portal What do you want

[sleek harness]

Theres worse

Like

Rent a Girlfriend

[somber stream]

Yeah i bet several of them already exist out there

[dire kayak]

they added me too

probably a bot

[sleek harness]

Kill Vicky he tried to friend request me

[modest flume]

Yeah probably

[sleek harness]

Rock Paper Scissors is looking different

[marsh iris]

rent a

[sleek harness]

Bear

Rent a Bear would be a great manga

[marsh iris]

[dire kayak]

rent a zooble

[sleek harness]

The 3 Zobble fans when she dies:

[marsh iris]

wats a zoble

[dire kayak]

if zooble has ten fans im one of them
if zooble has 1 fan it's me
if zooble has 0 fans im dead

[sleek harness]

Nonbinary person from Digital Circus

[marsh iris]

[sleek harness]

The Goober is dead?

[regal jasper]

Im so tired, I want my home

[dire kayak]

that's so real

[sleek harness]

Pink namer

[dire kayak]

(im rotting in bed)

[sleek harness]

Can you suggest a name for me to call you

Instead of like

Flesh

[regal jasper]

Sure

[sleek harness]

Tearer

[regal jasper]

Damn

[dire kayak]

flesh is a based name

[sleek harness]

No

[regal jasper]

Ty

[marsh iris]

fleshy tears

[regal jasper]

Goober is peak

[regal jasper]

[sleek harness]

Ew

[marsh iris]

like ground meat coming out of the eyes

[sleek harness]

Don't come up with things like that

[regal jasper]

Ew bro

[marsh iris]

ok back to tearing flesh

[sleek harness]

Finally we agree on something

Now we just need to agree on killing Garut

[somber stream]

Garut will be one of the first to join the rank of Chaos when the day comes

[marsh iris]

ill be the necessary evil to unite darktide general chat

[sleek harness]

90% of the population would totally become a Nurgle cultist

Nurgle is such a chill god

[somber stream]

I like smelling nice thanks

[sleek harness]

Better to have better things than to hide it

Which is why it's better

[marsh iris]

[regal jasper]

[modest flume]

Thank you for your sacrifice

[marsh iris]

[tired steeple]

We like fortnite we like fortnite

[true widget]

burp

I hate fortnite

[tawdry edge]

Can I be the one killing

I want to use a very big rock

[tawdry edge]

You buy triple T's skin yet

[dire kayak]

they put triple T in fortnite before teto

[tawdry edge]

They dont deserve her

[marsh iris]

im like those people who watch breaking bad clips and meme but never watch the show...but its fortnite instead

[tawdry edge]

Game will die before she's added cause shes too good for it

[tawdry edge]

Larp...

[marsh iris]

[tawdry edge]

Im watching people open CS cases and i have like 5 hours on CS

[little violet]

Gacha for russian men

[true widget]

no

[waxen sleet]

Having argument with my son: Who is the best Transformer?

[marsh iris]

ratchet

[tawdry edge]

Broke ass mf

Average homestuck enjoyer

[true widget]

??

what the hell

[tawdry edge]

Brokie

[true widget]

I just dont play fortnite

[tawdry edge]

What do u play

[waxen sleet]

He says is Optimus Prime, and he says its bc he turns into a Truck... which is a pretty compelling argument tbh

[true widget]

darktide,, risk of rain, tf2, other games idk

[tawdry edge]

If his answer is not Bee, flay him alive and nail him to the wall

[true widget]

im in the middle of resident evil 4 rn

[tawdry edge]

Basement dweller ass games

[true widget]

ok

[tawdry edge]

Actually peak

[waxen sleet]

Like I said: his favorite is Peter Cullen, I mean, Optimus Prime bc he can turn into a Truck.

[little violet]

Talkin sht about other games were in a warhammer game
Couldnt be more at home

[tawdry edge]

Movie Optimus or comics Optimus

[waxen sleet]

Transformers Prime TV series

[tawdry edge]

40k > tf2

[tawdry edge]

Ok he valid he valid

Ask his favorite decepticon

[dire kayak]

this is true

[waxen sleet]

He doesn't like any of the Deceptions... though his brother, my youngest, really likes both Bee and Megatron

[little violet]

Its debatable

[tawdry edge]

The youngest is more based

[tawdry edge]

Wrong

TELL ME

[little violet]

I mean both are good

[true widget]

yeah cant u just

like both

🤔

[tawdry edge]

DOES T2 HAS A CHARACTER NAMED FERRUS MANUS WHO TRANSLATES BACK INTO IRON HAND?????

NO IT DOESNT

[true widget]

yk what,, u might be onto something

[tawdry edge]

THEREFORE 40K IS BETTER

[little violet]

TF2 still holds a candle to most hero shooter games and still be fun compared to the new ones

[waxen sleet]

I'm more of a Soundwave (all versions) kinda guy myself... for Autobots though it has to be Grimlock the Dinobot from the 80s and 90s

[tawdry edge]

Yeah ofc it holds a candle to most hero shooters all hero shooters are ass like TF2

[tawdry edge]

Mine is Bumblebee and Shockwave, call me generic but theyre the best

[little violet]

Deadlock

[tired steeple]

is this the only iron hands fan to exist

[waxen sleet]

Shockwave is a solid choice... apathetic and fascist mad scientist go brrrrt

[dire kayak]

ive never seen anything of transformers

[waxen sleet]

Hi, Iron Hands fan here

[dire kayak]

[tired steeple]

they somehow exist

[little violet]

IH fans are an endagered species to behold

[tired steeple]

yeah the most boring chapter not having many fans makes sense

[waxen sleet]

I care not for their culture and lore really... I just like the idea of an entire Chapter of Tech Marines.

[dire kayak]

iron hands steel is a based as hell paint

[tawdry edge]

Hell no

[tawdry edge]

I always prefer the villains over the heroes unless its Batman

[waxen sleet]

Never heard of that transformer

[little violet]

Iron hands arent that boring, their obsession with augementation just doesnt really sthtick with me

[tawdry edge]

Holy shit one of the 3 remaining IH fan

[tawdry edge]

You should
Bay movies are pure military propaganda but if you ignore it its pretty cool
Turn off brain and enjoy explosions

[little violet]

Oh i meant the game "Deadlock"
Idk if i mentioned a transformer by accident

[tawdry edge]

Hero shooters are only good for the porn and not the gameplay

Anyone who actually plays overwatch, deadlock or marvel rivals has a problem

[waxen sleet]

I like Admech and their Tech Priests, and I like the idea of Astartes... combining them is cool. The lore and story with them is okay most days, I also enjoyed the Ferrus Manus and Fulgrim brotherhood.

[little violet]

Havent seen alot of it from Deadlock

[amber delta]

[little violet]

maybe cuz its still in early access

[tawdry edge]

You could pick the better choice and go Iron Warriors, smh

[true widget]

sadly

[waxen sleet]

I like my Loyalists

[tired steeple]

one of my favourite things ever is when a salamanders fan is trying to enjoy their life and I say eldar children and their day is ruined

[little violet]

But imma be honest its the community that just goons to it
And Devs picking it up as a potential money grabbing for fan service skins just makes it worse

[amber delta]

why is it ruined

[tawdry edge]

Remember the Salamanders fan they have a whole company dedicated to burning rebellious groups of people

They straight up just burn people alive if they protest

[tired steeple]

"they heckin love humanity"

youuuu fell for the propaganda

[tawdry edge]

"They love humanity!!!!"
The average Salamander when someone has a slightly pointy ear:

[hazy valley]

They're more in touch with their humanity than other chapters. Unfortunately humanity is fucked up so don't forget they got that part too

[little violet]

Should be a good thing no 🐟
atleast the female heroes on deadlock arent over sexualized

[dire kayak]

that's me as well

[tired steeple]

see this is why I like the marines malevolent. At least they're honest

[waxen sleet]

"They loooove humanity"
They are abhuman war priests who have forgotten how to human, and pretend at best and lie at worst.

[hazy valley]

Idk Sakhan (I maybe misspelled his name) seemed to show his humanity well in that Warhammer series

[tawdry edge]

They can't understand human emotions so they try to act like they do

[tawdry edge]

He's acting his ass off lmfao, you can see he doesnt know how to speak with humans

[waxen sleet]

The saddest part is they used to...

[hazy valley]

He understood compassion more than the Sister of Battle beside him

[tired steeple]

that's what bothers me about pariah nexus lmao it's more reddit warhammer type shit

[dire kayak]

i meeaaannn

does anyone know how to speak to humans?

[hazy valley]

Idk if you can act the level of care he makes for people that should not matter to him

[tired steeple]

evil sister
good salamander

what the fuck are you talking about

[hazy valley]

Either you care or you do not

[waxen sleet]

No, that's why I'm on discord /s

[tawdry edge]

"Hey, see that childrens hospital?"
"Yeah"
"Watch, I'll blow it up so it gets in the way of the enemy"
"Hah, nice. Look, the children are crying! HAHAHAHA!!"

[tired steeple]

I love them

why are they like this

[tawdry edge]

Other humans some times

[tawdry edge]

Theorized use of Iron Warriors gene-seed

[tired steeple]

oh that'll explain a lot

we need another loyalist chapter that's just flaying people like the night lords did back when they were loyalist

[waxen sleet]

Why... why would you want that?

[tawdry edge]

Actually it makes more sense
Sisters of Battle are so grounded down to their dogmatic and zealotry they will execute children to blame them for losing a single cathedral to the enemy

Salamander has grown up to th culture of trying to stand up for the weak, despite still being marines so theyre cunts

[tired steeple]

because how tf did they get away with that for as long as they did

[thick coyote]

You're a zealot Danica

And like all zealots

When your faith is challenged

[tired steeple]

even for the imperium it just like, how

[thick coyote]

You blame others for their weakness

[dire kayak]

i swear to fucking god if i see john grammaticus in a 40k novel

[waxen sleet]

Bc the Emperor is the perfect type of God for humanity... bc he is as stupid, prideful, stubborn, and fallible as the rest of us.

[tawdry edge]

There's a lot of chapters that still act like this still
Marines Malevolent, Flesh Tearers (kinda, theyre so violent they deploy separately from other chapters so they dont scare them away), theres a Ultramarine chapter that uses the skull of their first kill on top of their helmets and will ignore recruits until they get their first skull

I think its Mortificators? Something like that

[tired steeple]

yeah more goofy shit like that