general-chat

[modest flume]

Smh can't believe you forgot me your best bud

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA

[patent grove]

Warframe is fun

[somber stream]

Wuh fraem

[modest flume]

Who up warring they frame rn

[delicate vapor]

Shall ditch Darktide for warframe

[somber stream]

The best looking operator outfit ever to have existed ever is currently in the Battlepass

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Or vox, whatever its called

[delicate vapor]

Hm

[somber stream]

Conquistador drip baybeeehhh

[pure quail]

who up conqing they dor

[pure quail]

watr melon

[waxen sleet]

May the emperor be with me then

[lilac crag]

need help?

[cobalt lichen]

[waxen sleet]

Not yet: grocery shopping this morning, dnd this afternoon, and then ill be on this evening... maining my Zealot, Lyssa

[hidden whale]

hey Alex

[delicate vapor]

Chicken nugget rock

[pure quail]

rock beats gun

[modest flume]

Ship beats rock

[pure quail]

rock beats ship

Ogryn says so

so it is

[modest flume]

Brick beats rock

[lilac crag]

mh

[pure quail]

skibidarktide

[jaunty path]

Yeees

Brick

[pure quail]

what if we combine the brick and the rock

brock

[marsh iris]

fatrizztide

[feral vessel]

im changing back to plant

TODAY!

when darktide sex mod

[pure quail]

now

take off your clothes

[somber stream]

Photosynthesize with me bro

[glossy fiber]

when will be discount for arbitre or hive scum class?

[delicate vapor]

Soon when skulls

Or after skulls

Discounts

[somber stream]

Skull myb

[pure quail]

next sale probably

[delicate vapor]

22nd may

[modest flume]

Nothing like a bunch of bros all bunched together to photosynthesize

[jaunty path]

Water me bro

[somber stream]

You've got the right idea there

[feral vessel]

sunbathing

[delicate vapor]

Wiggling like a worm in the sun

[pure quail]

y'all need the emperor

[feral vessel]

THE AFFINI DO NOT PHOTOSYNTHETHIZE YOU MORONS

[jaunty path]

Theyre planrs

[modest flume]

[somber stream]

🔫

[sly quest]

We do.

[modest flume]

That's a funny joke Mr Take Off Your Clothes

[feral vessel]

plantoid*

[jaunty path]

Suck an egg

[pure quail]

they requested a nsfw mod and I suggested a way to get it

[feral vessel]

plants usually aren't really sentient

you know

[feral vessel]

SEX NOW!!

[pure quail]

I am simply providing what the people want

[modest flume]

Mmmhmm sure, that's what they all say

[sly quest]

The Emperorussy

[glossy fiber]

Does the skull event have a date?

[pure quail]

no it needs to get a date for the prom still

[somber stream]

22nd may

[modest flume]

Praise be

[sly quest]

Yeah. June 7.

[fiery wave]

Technically, the bundle with both is already discounted. If you want to wait for more, try during or after Skulls or a general Warhammer sale. Maybe Summer/Winter sale.

[feral vessel]

GOD EMPEROR: SLEEPY MILF EDITION!!!!

/tg/ sends its regards

[jaunty path]

[pure quail]

need

[sly quest]

Drooled irl✅

[waxen sleet]

... yes Commissar, the whole general chat

[feral vessel]

THIS IS WHAT WORSHIP LOOKS LIKE, LAYMAN.

[somber stream]

Except for me

I am pure

[pure quail]

Hi Pure I'm Aldeéra

[delicate vapor]

Well

o deer

[marsh iris]

Pure licht oil

[waxen sleet]

There is no innocence, only degrees of guilt

[somber stream]

Well met chupacabra

[modest flume]

Nice to meet you, I am a repulsive bushman

How are you?

[pure quail]

headache

[feral vessel]

when is starfield gonna get good

[pure quail]

always was

[modest flume]

I can beat it up for you if you want

[feral vessel]

"always was"

you are joking right

[marsh iris]

i just tried UK vpn for mordhau much better ping from 250 to 170

[pure quail]

the painkillers are trying their darndest already

[feral vessel]

this shit is NOT No Man's Land choom

[modest flume]

I'll beat them up too, restore balance to the Force and allat

[somber stream]

Arthur's spirit guide your ping

[marsh iris]

battlecry

[pure quail]

never was meant to be

[lilac crag]

Awful mood today

[pure quail]

hmhmhmhmhm

[pure quail]

mood

[marsh iris]

arthur and UK big brother

[jaunty path]

Mid push forward mission

[somber stream]

Have you attempted ice cream

[feral vessel]

xenodrugs administered

[lilac crag]

indeed i have

[fiery wave]

Doubt.

[somber stream]

Don't doubt.

Just do

[jaunty path]

You press w and press m1 rhythmically

[pure quail]

doubt is a tool of the heretic

[jaunty path]

This is the game

[feral vessel]

yeah

that's just darktide

[cobalt lichen]

never

[pure quail]

all must be naked, for that is the will of the emperor

[jaunty path]

But that mission is midd

[waxen sleet]

Blessed the mind that is too small to doubt

[feral vessel]

to be fair No Man's Land and Cyberpunk had redemption arcs, even Fallout 4

it's possible

[fiery wave]

So, you lied about being pure and needs a bullet to the skull? Sure, I guess.

[somber stream]

Have you met your other countrymen in this server

[pure quail]

huh?

[somber stream]

Neurolictor

You two are of the same kind, both country and spirit

Depraved to no end, but i like you both

[cobalt lichen]

I played Cyberpunk recently and I really liked it

never played No Man’s Sky tho

[delicate vapor]

Gave my parents the biggest scare ever

[feral vessel]

i want play Cyberpunk a lot, it seems like it's actually worth a shit nw

[delicate vapor]

[cobalt lichen]

I can genuinely recommend

[delicate vapor]

Just stood in the dark in the middle of the door way to their bathroom and they didn’t know until 10 minutes later

[pure quail]

there is no depravity here, only devotion to the emperor

[little marten]

Wake up samurai

[fiery wave]

It is. Will run better than Darktide anyway.

[lilac crag]

you have to sign a 1 month depression contract after finishing the game

[cobalt lichen]

I’ll play Darktide again if they have a new story levels or if they add true solo to Expeditions

[fiery wave]

Naw, don't care about the corpse on the golden loo. Only the people left under a brutal regime.

[pure quail]

100%ed cyberpunk

twas a good time

[lilac crag]

I had some

gripes

with the games endings

[south valve]

I am woke

[pure quail]

but... I provide blood for the emperor as well as skulls for the golden throne

[delicate vapor]

Grapes?

[south valve]

I mean awake

[lilac crag]

but the path there was amazing

[fiery wave]

That's suspiciously Khornate worship in disguise there.

[pure quail]

no it is the will of the emperor

as a devoted zealot I can confirm that is correct

[feral vessel]

i watched edgerunners already choom

[somber stream]

The actress who play Marika is the same chick who got her head caved in by a hook in 28 years later

[lilac crag]

not nearly enough

[feral vessel]

I REALLY WANT TO STAY AT YOUR HOUSE 🗣️

[somber stream]

I hope we get to see Sellen's feet

[modest flume]

Sure! Come on over!

[lilac crag]

edgerunners and 2077 are on entirely different levels of depression

[feral vessel]

both are depression

thank you arasaka for giving me depression i really needed this

[lilac crag]

just play the game n take my word for it. i went into the game the same way you did

[jaunty path]

If ur depressed in cyberpunk just drive around

Or go on a mass killing spree

[modest flume]

I have some snacks

True, I love driving the cars with the straight cut gears

[pure quail]

murder pog

[somber stream]

You peasants drive? I fly

[lilac crag]

for shame

[modest flume]

Flying doesn't have the straight cut gear sound unfortunately

[somber stream]

It makes chasing scene more cinematic

[delicate vapor]

Black wall hack every one you see

[lilac crag]

Flying in 2077 is just kinda dumb tbh

[somber stream]

Nah, flying car. Epitome of future

[lilac crag]

ur meant to be in the gutter of the streets

[modest flume]

Yeah but the whine

[delicate vapor]

Joytoys

Warhammer toys and cyberpunk

[pure quail]

yeah that's what all toys bring

[somber stream]

damn

[pure quail]

cheesed to meet you

[pure quail]

weezer

[regal jasper]

Shut up you a weezo

[pure quail]

don't need to speak to throw rocks

[regal jasper]

Nugget rock yummy

[pure quail]

yummy indeed

[somber stream]

@modest flume
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ekZPR6Q3Lvk

SUPRAAAAHH

[feral vessel]

WHAT THE FUCK

IS GOING ON

[jaunty path]

What does weezo mean...

[feral vessel]

WHERE IS MY AFFINI I NEED MY PLANT

[pure quail]

car go wroom

[pure quail]

means they want to have a rock thrown at them

like so

[dire kayak]

somehow managed to achieve perfect drybrushing and thinning with the t'aunar

i CANNOT mess this up

[modest flume]

Goob the modern day Renaissance artist

[pure quail]

the emperor protects

[regal jasper]

Weezo

[dire kayak]

kills you

[pure quail]

here use this rock

[delicate vapor]

Noob awake

[modest flume]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ghmbTUB3cnQ&pp=ygUPR3Q1MDAgZG93bnNoaWZ0

[regal jasper]

U cannot kill me, im immortal..

[regal jasper]

Shut up weezo

[delicate vapor]

Good morning to you cousin

Second founding noob cousin

[somber stream]

American Muscle, legendary

[modest flume]

We may not take your life away..

But we can take your ideal.

EVERYONE, DOWNVOTE THEM ON REDDIT

[dire kayak]

ur such a weezo,,,,,

[modest flume]

(I would never do that to my twin)

[delicate vapor]

I look emo with my hair

[modest flume]

They don't sound as good anymore

[modest flume]

Pics or didn't happen

[delicate vapor]

Time to shave it all off

[bronze wren]

I ate a bug by accident yesterday

[modest flume]

Good, let your head breathe

[stuck crescent]

So is that like the band?

[modest flume]

Free protein! My man 🤝

[bronze wren]

I was outside and it flew into my mouth and instead of spitting it out I just kinda swallowed it

[twin flower]

was it a fly

[jaunty path]

I will be home today.

So I can again. Cause problems in auric

[delicate vapor]

prepare the booby traps

[jaunty path]

I love boobs

[delicate vapor]

[regal jasper]

Im a normal girl, i dont use reddit

[jaunty path]

Good girls use reddit

You're a bad girl

[regal jasper]

[modest flume]

Baaaaad

[delicate vapor]

[regal jasper]

Im only Lyn's good girl

[jaunty path]

"good" gurl
no reddit gold
????

[formal mortar]

I have to get milk, good thing I'm not a father

[delicate vapor]

yep

larp

[regal jasper]

I just use Instagram and tik tok

[south valve]

Only kittens on this platform

[regal jasper]

I never liked reddit, tumblr etc

[patent grove]

And puppies

[south valve]

Reddit is either just unfunny jokes or political opinions

[delicate vapor]

only really use reddit for game leaks

[formal mortar]

What in the warrior cats and animorphs is going on

[dire kayak]

this is true

meow

[devout iris]

Hi guys, what's currently the fastest way to level up other characters to level 30 ? I need to level up veteran and ogryn to level 30.

[jaunty path]

I think horus heresy has more books than warrior cats

[formal mortar]

Teleport karnak die

[delicate vapor]

[formal mortar]

Or win

[regal jasper]

Yeah

[formal mortar]

I dont really know dont listen to me

[devout iris]

I can't find this mission anymore since they did the rotation thing.

[formal mortar]

You can find it in the campaign menu

[devout iris]

How do I access that, sorry it's been a while since I played.

[modest flume]

Reddit is what the original AI models were trained to use, obviously everyone is correct on Reddit

[formal mortar]

I'm not at my pc, walking to store, so dont remember. Think its bottom right of the mission select screen tho

[south valve]

It's good for answering very specific questions though

[modest flume]

Yeah won't deny that, and memes

Haven't been to imgur since like.. 2015? So can't say anything about them

[formal mortar]

Should i go to the coffee shop?

[modest flume]

No

The coffee shop should go to you

You deserve it, king

[somber stream]

27°C, getting toasty

[formal mortar]

Its 34f here

[somber stream]

So, cool?

[formal mortar]

Just above freezing

32 is freezing

[somber stream]

wtf stay home and make hot choccy

[formal mortar]

And im walking to get milk so i can make breakfast

[somber stream]

Safe travel

[formal mortar]

Thank

I already got past the deer

[jaunty path]

Im gonna nuke you dawg

[formal mortar]

Why isnt reddit blue

[modest flume]

Just like that? No strings attached?

[formal mortar]

I always attach a string so I can get my nuke back and use it again

My ogryn doesnt get new bombs

Just uses the same one

[fiery wave]

Freedom numbers are always confusing. Because that's like HOT.

In °C.

Is general night time temps here.

[formal mortar]

Yeah, its meant to be a scale on how it feels

[fiery wave]

No, I'm saying it's 32°C rn.

And I'm very uncomfortably hot.

[formal mortar]

Oh sorry

[delicate vapor]

time to steal Kariens stash

[formal mortar]

Put some ice in front of a fan and blow it at your bits

It works wonders

[fiery wave]

And leaves a mess after.

[formal mortar]

No mess

The ice is in a bowl

[fiery wave]

At that point, just put your cold drink behind or infront of the pocket fan.

Cos there's no way to set it up for a stand one.

[formal mortar]

Oh, I have a box fan

[fiery wave]

I'm Asian, we just have like 4-6 stand fans everywhere.

[formal mortar]

I also have an industrial standing fan but thats for the plants

[formal mortar]

Yeah thats what my viet uncle got

[patent grove]

That's too hot. Its about 12c here today

[fiery wave]

Is also a pocket wind turbine to anyone who games with me.

[fiery wave]

I know. That is standard night temps.

Days go up to 38°C.

[somber stream]

I used to use one of those Dyson fan, but the warranty was atrociously complicated and 3rd party repair was to the stars so i ended up with local brand fans lol

[fiery wave]

Not paying 5 times the price for 'silent'.

[somber stream]

Aesthetic has a price

[jaunty path]

Wtf am I reading 😭

[formal mortar]

Its a way to cool down

[fiery wave]

I already dealt with my sound triggers in relation to fans because is that or die from heat wave.

[jaunty path]

This reads like stuffing your hand in your johns if your hand was numb as fuck during ww1

[formal mortar]

Similar

[jaunty path]

According to all silent on the western front

It worked

[fiery wave]

To be fair, neck area works as well to trick myself it's cooler than it is.

[little marten]

That’s wild

She was like 12 I swear

Bone temple was such a great movie but the torture scene was kinda lame

[somber stream]

“I don’t have a ticket”

[little marten]

Get all this time to explore and tell crazy story in a interesting world and you waste it doing a 30 minute easy mode torture scene where you just make it extra graphic for shock value

[somber stream]

How the virus was treated, while poetic in a way, is also kinda silly

Psychedelic, really?

[little marten]

Yeah I’m not keen on cures tbh but I did like the scene where you woke up

I think the idea was that it was like a psychotic inflammation kinda thing so he treated the actual virus in the body but used anti-psychotics to break down the psychosis

[modest flume]

Your nether regions tend to have the most heat so yeah

Your extremities are farthest away and get cold quicker

[somber stream]

Think they’ll make a 4th?

[little marten]

Do you mean 3rd?

[somber stream]

Haha

Yeah

3rd

[little marten]

Yeah I think it’s been greenlit

[fair bridge]

had to give you more of a reason to hate those deranged cunts

add tension

[little marten]

Suffers from the SW sequels problem where there’s not a obvious cohesive story

[fair bridge]

also establish the satanic motives of jimmy

[somber stream]

Zombies are cooler than deranged punks

[little marten]

Yeah but it’s easy is what I’m saying

[fair bridge]

i think you're both talking out of ur butts

bone temple was goated

[little marten]

This guy is bad

We will show you he is bad by making him torture so destitute people graphically

[fair bridge]

only part i thought was kinda lame personally was samson getting "cured"

[little marten]

I thought it was a sick movie too better than the first, but I can be pretentiously critical 🧐

[fair bridge]

i think i liked the first more

but only a little bit

third one's gonna be great

[little marten]

No doubt it will be

But it’s really only a spike going on an adventure story with Jim now

[fair bridge]

i'm ok with that

[devout iris]

does playing battle for Tertium campaign unlock more missions for me ? or it's just same missions ?

[little marten]

Would’ve been cool to have lindsfarne circled back to, exploring the low-key cult dynamic going on there

[somber stream]

Maybe a bit more interactions from outside world

[fair bridge]

i feel like jim's gonna fucking die lol

[little marten]

Is the woman just dead lol

[somber stream]

The swedes bit was straight brain dead but interesting

[little marten]

Can’t remember her name

[fair bridge]

nurgle gamer problematic

[somber stream]

Jimmayyy

[little marten]

I think it was jarring because it injected the actual real world into it

[fair bridge]

i bet she got infected but they're taking care of her in the basement or something

[little marten]

Ripp

[fair bridge]

or they just buried her

[little marten]

Tbf the scene where spikes mum died was actually insane

So good but so deeply unsettling

[somber stream]

I got a nice piece of music out of the movie so i’m happy

Was looking for that song for the longest time but there were no lyrics i could reference from

[fair bridge]

me and kaz went to see that in theaters and as we were sitting down some couple was walking up to their seats and one of them said "y'all don't mind me screaming, i'm excited" and the movie proceeded to be a beautiful touchstone on how we celebrate life and death

i bet she was bored as fuck

[marsh iris]

gonna make some spicy nuggs

[fossil oasis]

What movie we talkin about?

[fair bridge]

hi!!!!! havent seen you in so long!!!!!!!!!!!!

28 years later and its sequel

[marsh iris]

zombie cure

[delicate vapor]

i just dragged some dude into the endless void

[delicate vapor]

very good

[neon sinew]

Hello all !!! Been a long time since I’ve been in here , I hope you are all well ! Can’t wait to see some of you on the streets of atoma 🤟

[fossil oasis]

Hiii :3 I should check in more to the server tbh :3

[fossil oasis]

Oh peak, I saw them both in cinema and loved them

[somber stream]

The answer was morphine all along

[fossil oasis]

They're such good movies that have a lot more to say than just being zombie movies

[sudden pelican]

28 days, 28 weeks, 28 years but no 28 MONTHS later.....they just skipped that one smh

[somber stream]

What if the elites made it illegal to hamper us from reaching true enlightenment

[delicate vapor]

the 28 years films are close enough to me on watching a l4d movie

without special infected

[fair bridge]

akshually

[sudden pelican]

That would be Zombie Land

[fair bridge]

there are special infected in 28 years later

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, the Alphas

[somber stream]

crawlers

[fossil oasis]

Oh yeah those too

[twin flower]

worm eaters

[somber stream]

Seen that new Resident evil trailer?

The movie, i mean

[fair bridge]

looks fantastic

[somber stream]

Yeah looks actually interesting to see

[twin flower]

they got that guy who made Weapons yeah

[fair bridge]

picked up ghosts of tsushima again

this game is so peak

[fossil oasis]

Ngl i've not bneen playin games as much

[modest flume]

Hey Chase!

[fossil oasis]

Hiii :3

How's it goin?

[drowsy axle]

getting sick of people who leave after they go down once

[formal mortar]

At least the bot is more useful than them

[twin flower]

are they tho

[formal mortar]

Yeah because the bot won't quit like their daddies did with their moms

Just remember, the bots are the Mr. Mimes of Darktide

[somber stream]

Dadday

Dadday wasn't there

To take me to the fair

[waxen sleet]

When I was a young boy, my father took me to the city...

[fiery wave]

Sudden MCR. Sus.

[marsh iris]

millenials

[waxen sleet]

To see a marching band! He said, "son, when you grow up, will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"

[tender horizon]

He said "will you defeat them?"
Your demons, and all the non believers
The plans that they have made

[delicate vapor]

I WAS LOOKING AT THE WRONG MATIERAL FOR MY PRIME

i kept looking at gara systems and not gara PRIME

[tender horizon]

because one day, I'll leave you
To lead you in the summer
To join the black parade

[formal mortar]

What is a gara prime? Is that the sand dude from naruto?

[tender horizon]

Yeah I'll listen to danger days this morning

[delicate vapor]

warframe

[formal mortar]

I been listening to some girl on girl songs this morning

Thats what spotify felt i needed to listen to

[fossil oasis]

People still play Warframe?

[tender horizon]

Yes lol

It's very popular

[delicate vapor]

ytea

[formal mortar]

Maybe I should play it

[waxen sleet]

All the things she said are running through my head, running through my head!

[delicate vapor]

i was building my prime and her system blueprint i was focused on her regular self and not the prime

[delicate vapor]

play at your own pace

[fossil oasis]

I've been listening to a lot of Jamiroquai tbh. I'd not listened to 2 of them all the way through so took them out with me to put in my discman when I went to get paint

[formal mortar]

Right now Cherry by Fletcher is playing

[waxen sleet]

Oh, fair enough

[formal mortar]

I wouldn't mind some recs from people tho

[tender horizon]

What do you like?

[bronze frost]

Wrong

[waxen sleet]

t.A.T.u (2002), "All the things she said" was what I was going for there

[formal mortar]

I have that in my playlist

[formal mortar]

Any genre

[somber stream]

"Rakuen" by Tsuneo Imahori is my all time favourite piece to listen to while reading/working

[fiery wave]

Why are you listening to that? Sus.

[somber stream]

So very peaceful

[formal mortar]

Because i like girls

[formal mortar]

I have this already too

[somber stream]

[formal mortar]

Its just a calm vibe

[fiery wave]

Yes, but listening in to moaning?

[waxen sleet]

"Girlfriend," Avril Lavigne?

[formal mortar]

To what?

[somber stream]

Oh we doing white girl music?

[formal mortar]

English or Japanese?

[waxen sleet]

English?

[formal mortar]

I know the lyrics in both

[waxen sleet]

YES

[formal mortar]

Hello kitty is one of my favorite songs of hers

[somber stream]

THE ENTIRE EVANESCENE PLAYLIST

[formal mortar]

Havent listened to evanescense in a while

[marsh iris]

britney spears

[waxen sleet]

THE ENTIRE FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE PLAYLIST

[delicate vapor]

im hearing the fire alarm beep in warframe

getting more mad

[formal mortar]

Fire alarms beep?

[waxen sleet]

Smoke detector?

[formal mortar]

I have a nose to detect smoke

[delicate vapor]

yea

[waxen sleet]

... yeah I'm not touching that, nope.

[delicate vapor]

think its just a bug

[formal mortar]

Replace the batteries

[delicate vapor]

lemme restart ze game

[formal mortar]

@somber stream i wonder if you'd like Boukyaku by Utada and KOHH

[somber stream]

Looking forward to Ace Combat 8

[delicate vapor]

no wait

its ACTUALLY my smoke alarm and not a game bug

[formal mortar]

Never played an ace combat, I'm bad at flying

[delicate vapor]

lemme go change that

[formal mortar]

That's, bruh

Clearly Elios isn't immune to it

[little marten]

MODS REMOVE RULE 11 I NEED TO POP OFF

[jaunty path]

No one wants to hear the cess pool that is current UK politics nurgle

[formal mortar]

Probably better than US politics

[delicate vapor]

[tender horizon]

Saw these guys live last night and they fuckin killed it so https://open.spotify.com/track/5CqDbCrrxmXBJ4ttWCuaei?si=-nh5ecfmTLes8Fut2PdHVg

[somber stream]

Not bad, i've been listening to Korean more than Japanese as of late, check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNDjvRIu1Ys

[formal mortar]

These guys sound like they'd be trippy to see

In a good way

[somber stream]

Going to Seoul for a business trip in June for a week

Gonna train a team there on western visualization and online consumption habit

Little did they know, i plan to quit 2 months later hehe

[delicate vapor]

o deer

🫡

[patent grove]

I used to love ace combat

[somber stream]

I'm in it for the lore, and especially. The memes.

[formal mortar]

Song was neat, but that video was amazing, so much packed into it

[tender horizon]

Genuinely killer, would recommend heavy if you liked that and ever get the chance.

[somber stream]

Oh yeah, it's about class struggle

Sad thing is, status-quo won't change anytime soon, no matter how vocal the populance get

[waxen sleet]

Isn't that when you fight over garlic bread?

[delicate vapor]

noob awake

[tawdry edge]

I am no noob

[patent grove]

That's the olive garden dlc

[waxen sleet]

My mistake, I missed that update

[delicate vapor]

eating kinder happy hippos

[south valve]

Yippee

[lilac crag]

you're the noobiest of the noobs

tbh

[little marten]

BRO SHUT UP

[delicate vapor]

#darktide-pics-vids yurm

[tawdry edge]

NO IM NOT SHUT UP

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

noob and nerd.

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[mystic fossil]

nooooooo

[lilac crag]

deflects ALL of this

[somber stream]

Fireball!
throws Molotov

Magic missile!
pull out a glock

Magic lightning bolt!
pull out a taser gun

[jaunty path]

Zeus is the best weapon in CS

[somber stream]

-# AAAaah!

[jaunty path]

Literally nothing more hilarious

[carmine steppe]

What an amateur wizard

You don't say magic lighting bolt, it's already magical greenhorn

[somber stream]

...

Magic missile

[carmine steppe]

Yes

That's the name of the spell

[somber stream]

Yes

[carmine steppe]

You don't say magic fireball

[somber stream]

And Magic lightning bolt is the name of my spell

[carmine steppe]

It's already magical

[somber stream]

Are you implying Missile on itself isn't magical

[carmine steppe]

You need to spell check your grimore youngling

Kids these days think they can just make any spell

[modest flume]

HEAVY MACHINE GUN

RAWKET LAWNCHAIR

I-RON LIZARD

[modest flume]

Kids these days and their abracadabras when back in my day it used to be bingle bangle bongle

[somber stream]

HYPER MEGA SUPER XXXXLL SUPER DEATH QUINTILLION TRIPLE MAGIC MEGA MAGIC MISSILE

Reality is whatever i design it to be

[delicate vapor]

[stark bobcat]

Yes

Zeus 7 billion players

[south valve]

Woah metal slug

[modest flume]

Reality is a reflection of your inner workings and it shows it is as fun and explosive as you are

[south valve]

I remember the giant crab boss

[modest flume]

my man 🤝

[somber stream]

Preach more Repulsive Bushman(6890466721)

[modest flume]

Sure, about what?

[modest flume]

Metal Slug 3

[south valve]

Yeah

I don't really remember much at all

[delicate vapor]

big boss

[south valve]

Sizeable employer

[modest flume]

Large Superior

[south valve]

Vast lord

[somber stream]

Oversized Overseer

[modest flume]

I managed to get the first mission of 2/X down pat

I can get a YÖR GRÄTE pretty much without trying (The OST gave me the motivation)

3's final mission is pure masochism

Almost half of the length of the game

I'm personally a fan of 5, as rushed and butchered as a result as it is

[somber stream]

Fio my beloved

Oh she's a ginger

Damn, so i was a sucker for ginger ever since i was a kid huh

[little marten]

GINGER

[somber stream]

🫚

[delicate vapor]

[bronze wren]

[delicate vapor]

[vivid zinc]

It's finally warm enough that I don't need a coat!

[somber stream]

I hate it

[vivid zinc]

I don't know whether I hate it or love it. I go through cycles of overheating and being cold

[somber stream]

Wait for another month and you'll get the answer you seek

[vivid zinc]

On the plus side I get to show off now with good weather! Wish I weighted 10lbs less though 🙁

[torpid turtle]

Nurgle's Might is hands down the worst event ever

That just makes you feel like you do no damage to the enemies

[frank geyser]

Just get something with AP

chainsword or chainaxe melts 90% of what is thrown at you with 1-2 special attacks

revolver with ADS as anti special measure

or any top weapon that dispatches armored and heavy targets in few blows

[pure quail]

average psycher: https://youtu.be/8oWAb5NVALw?si=ZyjZtfMEhBP37UIT

[woven sigil]

Lets have a toke mate

[graceful hamlet]

Anime gacha waifu Helldivers clone is real

[marsh iris]

[graceful hamlet]

It finally exists

[somber stream]

Psyker also isn't that in the fireball domain

[somber stream]

I need the deets

[tired steeple]

Makes sense they’d wait for hd2 to become shit

To release their clone

I would too

[graceful hamlet]

https://www.invenglobal.com/articles/21536/girls-frontline-marks-10th-anniversary-unveils-two-new-titles-to-lead-the-next-decade

[true widget]

they got a clone

whur

[graceful hamlet]

Also this one looks pretty neat https://youtu.be/LWAkWj4ZXxY?si=RvQH1YqRBKZRRK5b

Also co-op looking

[marsh iris]

Dive or Alive

[somber stream]

Eh not really a clone

[marsh iris]

the graphics looks good

[devout iris]

How can I make a lobby with me and my bot but without high ping (Latency) I always play with bots and lag a lot because of the server being far away from me.

[woven sigil]

Solo mod

[graceful hamlet]

Eh, co-op open map horde shooter is close enough

[woven sigil]

But you wont earn no progression for it

[somber stream]

With a minute, is that a Bridge baby

Someone get Kojimbo on the line

[marsh iris]

ngl i might get it

[devout iris]

Ohh, yeah that won't work for me.

[marsh iris]

i want to be the cutest

[graceful hamlet]

The trailer I posted is the one that comes out in 2028 sadly

[somber stream]

Idk, sexy anime girls with gun in a world full of people in proper wargear is distasteful imo

[delicate cove]

Hello

[marsh iris]

tall anime woman?

[delicate cove]

Have we slandered the krieg yet today?

[graceful hamlet]

The Helldivers one that comes out this year is this one https://youtu.be/8E3_vcBweUc?si=sCiZr8zhYQcAA6MT

[woven sigil]

Weeb shit

[graceful hamlet]

Get weebed bozo

[tawdry edge]

L

[woven sigil]

No

[somber stream]

Yeah this has Death Stranding written all over

[graceful hamlet]

When anime girl 40k

[woven sigil]

When Defect.

[tawdry edge]

this is already a thing

look up chaos-chan

ur welcome

[graceful hamlet]

I mean officially

😎

[tawdry edge]

prohibited

[devout iris]

Is there a way to play special assignment "The Orthus Offensive" rn ? or was it removed ?

[delicate cove]

Ogryn best class

[tired steeple]

is that the karnak twins one

it got added to regular missions

so it'll just appear

[stark bobcat]

mission #12(?) in the campaign list

[devout iris]

can you replay it ? I don't know how to access the campaign list ? I skipped it when I got the option

[obtuse oak]

Campaign missions are a mission board button

[formal mortar]

Spirit Airlines shut down

[obtuse oak]

You can replay them

[devout iris]

I searched all the missions I couldn't find it

can anyone screenshot it please ? I'm new.

[obtuse oak]

Not in the missions. Dedicated button. Bottom of the screen

Probably called Battle for Tertium

[devout iris]

I skipped it when I got the option to play it, will that make is not available to me ?

[formal mortar]

Mission Terminal, right below Quick Play it says Special Assignment

Scroll over to mission XII

If you do not have it unlocked yet then you will need to unlock it

[obtuse oak]

Looks like this when you're in the right menu.

[formal mortar]

You have to use the mousewheel to scroll through

[obtuse oak]

Two available campaigns are Battle for Tertium and The Road to No Man's Land

[pure quail]

the orthus offensive is the last mission of the battle for tertium

[formal mortar]

Rolling steel is also a short mission you can do to level

[pure quail]

is it not?

[formal mortar]

It's the 12th mission not the last

[obtuse oak]

12th out of 17

[pure quail]

oh wait yes I am the dumb

[formal mortar]

Dark Communion is the last of Battle for Tert

[pure quail]

the ritual one is the last

yes

I mixed them up

in my defence the orthus offensive is a boss battle while the ritual is just three circle bois

[tired steeple]

I thought orthus got added to regular mission pools

[pure quail]

it is

all of the missions are in the normal pool, aren't they?

[thorn herald]

Orthus is still missing.

Came across the most abent-brain moment of Darktide this year --

Someone put down the medi-pack -- in front of the 4-full medicae servitor.

In an area that we're not at all holding out in, nor can double back to.

[pure quail]

F

[delicate vapor]

[woven sigil]

[woven sigil]

Nugget

[pure quail]

nugget

not eating nugget for dinner today though

eating sosig

[sly quest]

They probably did that on accident

[wild vector]

Hydra Dominatus

I mean

Good morning

[thorn herald]

Heck of an accident, considering the medicae was clearly visible, in front us, & person ran up to it to deploy the medi pak

[sly quest]

Hallo

[pure quail]

they wanted to heal the medicate station

[delicate vapor]

[pure quail]

the person inside it always sounds like they're in pain so might as well

[wild vector]

Medica medi medi medi

[formal mortar]

I think watching my entire team walk off a cliff beats that

[wild vector]

Health Nosh Station

[pure quail]

you mean like this? https://youtu.be/VL9Zo-pDQ-8?si=mLT0_jIoAHB7T4Jl

[devout iris]

found it tysm

[modest flume]

I bet they didn't even have field improv

[formal mortar]

Kinda

Except it was daylight, where there is the long bridge, and the giant hole that you can obviously see

[devout iris]

1 more question please. what's the timer near the mission name mean ?

[formal mortar]

And they walked off it 1 by 1, not together in 1 go

[delicate vapor]

its gonna be dead by daylight

[formal mortar]

Pretty sure that's just how long the mission is available for

Before a new cycle begins

[modest flume]

Hydra Dominatus
I mean
GOOD DAY KIND STRANGER WHAT LOVELY WEATHER WERE HAVING

[wild vector]

Yes, Lovely weather today and totally no Alpha legions in this chat.

[modest flume]

Yes absolutely

I don't even know what an Alpha Legion is

[wild vector]

Same here

[modest flume]

Who is Alpha and why is he a legion

[wild vector]

I dont know

[woven sigil]

Very good, Alpharius

[wild vector]

Thats Omegon to you

I mean

Yes

Bushman might be Alpharius

Whoever that is

[modest flume]

hahah me being Alpharius

Nah no way

I don't even know the guy

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

no one here is Alpharius

i would know

[tawdry edge]

No one would know

[modest flume]

That is a lie

We are all Alpharius

That is also a lie

[wild vector]

Repulsive bushman...

Are you an Aussie?

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

I am in spirit

I'm also not a toter

[fair bridge]

new mouse mat came in

it looks so sick

star trek deep space nine mouse mat........

[woven sigil]

Based tbh

[modest flume]

Picture?

[fair bridge]

one sec

[fair bridge]

#zealot-class message

[patent grove]

That's pretty nice

Dunno if I ever watched that series

Team strange new worlds

[marsh iris]

🛌

[jaunty path]

Not being home feels so wrong.

[hazy kestrel]

Better than the feeling of wanting to go home, but you already are home.

[jaunty path]

Don't think I got that feeling. I do wish I had more control though!

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Like tossing a lot of bs away

[woven sigil]

Or indeed visiting a place that feels more like home than home does

[hazy kestrel]

Meditation and practicing mindfulness goes brrr

[jaunty path]

Sleeping all day:

[hazy kestrel]

This sticker’s smug aura mocks me.

Lmao

[patent grove]

Bunny therapy

[jaunty path]

It will take a while to get home

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Hopefully less

Hope theres no traffic

[molten matrix]

Hmm izutsumi

[hazy kestrel]

Traffic is actually nice

You can just blast your favorite music for an hour

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

I should go visit my grandma

Haven’t seen her in a while

[woven sigil]

You should

[formal mortar]

Agreed

[patent grove]

You should

[delicate vapor]

ive got..

157k steam points

wow

[cosmic burrow]

buy the biggest most expensive packs you can afford

[vivid zinc]

A year or so ago you could have probably made 100k selling CSGO skins with all those points and a bit of work lol

[patent grove]

How do you get steam points

[modest flume]

Buy shit

Or earn them through community awards given to you iirc

[simple cliff]

Am I crazy or do plasma gunners feel outright immune to supression/stagger?

[somber stream]

Krieg gets item in the steam point shop

FAVOURISM MUCH

[stark bobcat]

They are immune to suppression and have similar stagger threshold to maulers

refer to Kuli's enemy guide on steam to find exact info

[hazy kestrel]

I’m so tired of Krieg nonsense

It was better when they were just one of many faceless guard regiments

[fiery wave]

Old news. One of the biggest cash cow fanbases.

[jaunty path]

W tac axe you got stagger on demand

I never really felt that

But you can push a mauler out of an over head

[amber delta]

[simple cliff]

So they're just terrible enemies?

Because I can stagger a mauler easier then a plasma gunner and a mauler doesn't have a gun.

[amber delta]

yeah theyre pretty terrible

as in useless

[jaunty path]

Just kill them

[stark bobcat]

(Scab Plasma Gunner)
Stagger
Stagger Resistance 2
Base Stagger Reduction 50 vs ranged attacks
10 vs other attacks
Reverse Stagger Count No

(Mauler)
Stagger
Stagger Resistance 1
Base Stagger Reduction 25 vs ranged attacks
10 vs other attacks
Reverse Stagger Count No

[simple cliff]

They spawn in packs like shotgunners but unlike shotgunners you can't get them to easily stop shooting and they have a weird tendency to just vollow fire.

[stark bobcat]

from kuli's steam guide

[simple cliff]

OK and?
I am just ranting that I hate this enemy. Like, wtf.

[jaunty path]

No. Elites feed talents

[amber delta]

useless to enemies

useful to us

[stark bobcat]

They are armored elites meant to be careful around with powerful attacks that you should concern yourself with

[amber delta]

[simple cliff]

They're shitty enemies.

[stark bobcat]

ight

[simple cliff]

I don't care what the intent was when put in the game. They suck.

[amber delta]

they cant aim for shit

[simple cliff]

They're not fun to play against and detract from the experience.

[jaunty path]

Stop being mean to plasms man

[stark bobcat]

plasmer

[jaunty path]

How

[lilac crag]

plasma gunners aint even all that

[jaunty path]

Theyre cool

[stark bobcat]

@jaunty path do you have L4D tuah?

[jaunty path]

Ld42? Ye

Can't play rn.

[stark bobcat]

kate is teaching me the hardest difficulty

[amber delta]

plasgunners need a buff actually

[simple cliff]

They spawn in packs and can shoot through other enemies. Unlike other ranged enemies you can't make them fuck off by spraying in their direction to suppress them and beacuse they have more stagger resist and the same health as maulers they're not easily picked off either.

[stark bobcat]

okay

[jaunty path]

Nice id love to play then

[simple cliff]

So they're a ranged enemy but they get to ignore all the other mechanics that ranged enemies have to balance them.

[amber delta]

dont forget that they steal your ammo if they hit you in melee

[jaunty path]

Melee:

[simple cliff]

And?

[lilac crag]

god forbid i have to treat an elite differently from anyone else

[jaunty path]

Run towards them. Push. Hit weak spot. Kill.

[simple cliff]

Read.

[jaunty path]

You're just jealous they're cooler than you

[fiery wave]

If you had seen the release ver. No sound warnings, no visual warnings, oggy gets rapid fire railgunned to death.

[jaunty path]

You'll never have as cool of a helmet as them

Never.

[amber delta]

and my plasma does not have a cool bayonette

[lilac crag]

i dont care for your statement, actually. they hardly ignore the mechanics and are just resistant to light suppression cus theyd be a non threat otherwise

[fiery wave]

Oh, and that version toughness to 0 instead of damaging and prevented toughness regen for a time.

[lilac crag]

just play with them in mind instead of calling it bad design

[simple cliff]

Ok. I don't care about you at all then. And i can do both.

[feral vessel]

BLITZMENSCH!

[simple cliff]

What a weird thing to say.

[feral vessel]

hi chat

[amber delta]

hi stupid

[somber stream]

"I don't care aboutchu"
"Fine"
"FINE"

[simple cliff]

I mean, who walks into a conversation to tell the other person they don't care about the topic?

[lilac crag]

crossing my arms and turning my head away

[feral vessel]

i'm with stupid

he could be in this very room..

it could be you

it could be me

it could even be-

[paper tiger]

-plasmagun'd-

[amber delta]

[jaunty path]

Also my point was that melee makes them a lot easier to deal with. I never had an issue with plasma gunners other than occasionally being struck with a shot and being annoyed with the debuff

[feral vessel]

I LOVE BEING FORCED TO USE CHATGPT FOR SCHOOL

[jaunty path]

I just close distance. And they pull out their melee.

[feral vessel]

YAS
ENCOURAGE CREATIVE THOUGHT LIKE THAT TEACH

[jaunty path]

Effectively disabling them without even killing them

[delicate vapor]

It appears

[lilac crag]

could it be they cant be treated the same as any other elite...

[amber delta]

be a rebel and use grok instead

[delicate vapor]

Two cups of chocolate milk activates the bomb

[fiery wave]

Is this a thing now? Don't ppl use Google???

[cosmic burrow]

take your meds pal

[feral vessel]

i'm logging into the mycelian network brb

[amber delta]

[simple cliff]

This is why it's hard to discuss things on the internet. I never said I struggle with plasma gunners or that they're hard. I said they're annoying.

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

me

[somber stream]

Ngl the amount of specials and armour in the event is much less than the ones i've faced in high Havoc

[feral vessel]

no my second name is silverhand now yayaya

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

With a decent team it's kinda... easy

[lilac crag]

40 gets more nasty than the event because of boss spam too

[fiery wave]

Naw, is higher than h40, just more paper.

[somber stream]

Yee

[cosmic burrow]

yeah and the voice in your head is called bipolar skeleton

iykyk

[fiery wave]

I never seen 70 ragers in a wave even on H40.

[little marten]

havoc 30

Let’s go

[amber delta]

havoc 67

[somber stream]

I did see 3 trains of Crusher back to back

[fiery wave]

Event shoves it casually on heresy.

[feral vessel]

havoooc? i barely know heeer

[lilac crag]

enemies are objectively spongier in havoc too so the event needs to throw more bodies at you

[jaunty path]

The way you described your issues here made it seem like you struggled with dealing with them.

[little marten]

Arghhhhhhhhh 😵 m

[lilac crag]

to make it up for that lack of hp

[somber stream]

Must've been at least 17-20 of them

[simple cliff]

I described what made then un-fun.

[fiery wave]

I had to solo 14+ of them, I know.

[little marten]

20 shotgunners is the real wave

[jaunty path]

Hmmmm. Yeah. You actually need to semi time your slides.

[fiery wave]

Team died, had to lock in. An absolute dookshow with just 1 frag left.

[little marten]

FURY OF THE FAITHFUL ARGHHH

[lilac crag]

my favorite passtime is ducking shotgunner blasts

sometimes i do 5 plasma gunners too

but mostly shotgunner slide dodging

[feral vessel]

i love plasma gunner firing lines

[lilac crag]

theyre very fun to charge into

[feral vessel]

napoleonic era shit

[lilac crag]

theyre sitting ducks

[tired steeple]

Pukes everywhere

[feral vessel]

oh hi blacksea

[lilac crag]

filthy frank

clean your mess

[tired steeple]

Hello plant

[feral vessel]

where you belong

TRASH

[simple cliff]

I don't see a plant anywhere.

You're a god damn liar.

[tired steeple]

Alexander if you had a fursona what would it be

[simple cliff]

CAt

[lilac crag]

most definetly cat

if i had to be more unique

capybara

im a fat fucking chud..............

[little marten]

Are you a heretic because I just set my lasgun to LOVE

[tired steeple]

Mine would be a red wolf in a suit with like pictish symbols and shit

[lilac crag]

id love that to be your pfp

instead of that

disturbing

fucking

thing

[tired steeple]

My next idea for a pfp might be worse

[fiery wave]

Easy to say unless you have to do it at high ping.

[lilac crag]

i seriously cant look at our dms for the first hour of the morning because im not awake enough

[simple cliff]

WHOA WHOA! Listen here you fuck. You can call yourself fat but never degrade yourself to chud status!

[marsh iris]

🛏️

[lilac crag]

thank god i dont do that then

[somber stream]

He just rush forward then die like a chud to trappers instead

[lilac crag]

yo man

you know my left eye is shit

dont put me in lights out

[tired steeple]

Oh you should wear an eye patch

[somber stream]

Oh hell yeah

[lilac crag]

id cosplay himeno if i was a girl tbh

[somber stream]

Become, invisible

[tired steeple]

Iw as gonna say big boss

[jaunty path]

This guy knows the method

[lilac crag]

no thats lame

[somber stream]

Whuh

[jaunty path]

He knows fotf gives you ranged immunity

[somber stream]

YOU'RE LAME

[fiery wave]

Licht, lights out AGAIN? You know clutching a black screen is hard, right?

[somber stream]

I don't read.

[lilac crag]

he keeps putting me in lights out missions

[somber stream]

I act.

[lilac crag]

disablist if i do say so myself.........................

s

[little marten]

Fury is as much a defensive as it is an offensive

[jaunty path]

Run forward in lights out

[tired steeple]

That’s just ableist

[simple cliff]

You have offended many femboys with this statement.

[tired steeple]

That’s what that is

[little marten]

It is the PEAK ability in Darktide

[jaunty path]

The thrill is worth it

[lilac crag]

i did this