general-chat

[hidden whale]

I just finished a soul crushing anime a few days ago and I need to reboot my brain

[dire kayak]

it's friday

[somber stream]

"Not of indulgence, but duty… again and again.”

[dire kayak]

you know what that means

post horse mouth bird

[hidden whale]

what

[sly quest]

THATS SO SCARY WHAT😭

[somber stream]

“For in this flesh, though forged for the grave,
Lies one last resource the Imperium may crave.”
And beneath the artillery’s thunderous cry,

They vow to create..

So more may yet die

[obtuse oak]

I've always been of the mind that the Imperium is a sex positive place, otherwise they'd run out of bodies for the meatgrinder

So yeah this tracks.

[tired steeple]

Activating a melta bomb and pressing it against the chest of a salamander to make sure there’s no possibility of the geneseed being preserved

[delicate vapor]

[sly quest]

[dire kayak]

raptors are the better green space marines

[tired steeple]

Raptors are pretty cool

[somber stream]

"Damn our regiment got hit pretty hard from the last charge, we're down to 30%. Anyway wanna have sex?"

[somber stream]

And they say it's all grimdark

[lilac crag]

mitosis

I'm waiting for the day necrons can multiply

[dire kayak]

that's how i create my clones

[lilac crag]

it will be my favorite day

[lilac crag]

too many of you

[tired steeple]

Ahem

Nevermind

[lilac crag]

magos

[hidden whale]

say it

[tired steeple]

No

[hidden whale]

spit it out

[lilac crag]

kills you

[tired steeple]

I do genuinely wonder though

[cosmic burrow]

dark was indeed grim

[dire kayak]

there's billions

[tired steeple]

How much necrons there are

[hidden whale]

at least 2

maybe even more

[marsh iris]

cream dark

[dire kayak]

absolutely not

i wont let that happen

necrons are doodoo admech >>>>>

[tired steeple]

Necrons can multiply anyway

They just make more necroms

Necrons

You see them being made in tombs

[dire kayak]

the secret mastermind controlling the chaos gods is actually john freakin grammaticus

[tired steeple]

My arse is itchy

There we go

[dire kayak]

antman

[tired steeple]

NO

NO ONONONONO

[sly quest]

Unant

[hidden whale]

what is an unant...

?

[sly quest]

When antman unatns.

He humans

In Magos’ bum.

[hidden whale]

i regret asking

[dire kayak]

hrrmmmm

I CANT SLEEP ARHDHHFH

IM GONNA KILL

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[twin flower]

Do 10 pushups

[tired steeple]

The plan to kill thanos was used on me

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

[sly quest]

Are you thanos?

[tired steeple]

Not yet

[dire kayak]

horse mouth bird is the prettiest one here

[marsh iris]

4 heavy armored french dwarves charging at you

Mordhau

[sly quest]

Eveery now and then people would bring up rotten.com

And when MINORS look into it they get upset.

[little marten]

How many times can you multiply yourself

[sly quest]

The site died long ago, why tf would you bring it up on tiktok.

[sly quest]

3

[little marten]

THRICE AHA

THREE TOLLS THE BELL

SAVE THE BREADMAKER FROM CERTAIN HELL

THREE STRIKES THE DRUM

THE DARKNESS SLITHERS SO RUN RUN RUN

[sly quest]

[little marten]

😹

[marsh iris]

lets multiply

[feral vessel]

HE DID WHAT WITH A WHAT

GUILLIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wait is it pronounced 'quill-i-man' or 'gill-i-man'

[twin flower]

Girlyman

[hazy kestrel]

Rowboat Gorillaman

[paper tiger]

rudebutt gollycan

[tired steeple]

Tung tung tung sahur

[delicate vapor]

tang tang

[somber stream]

Hmm, mapo tofu for weekend

[delicate vapor]

spicy tofu..

someone lace Licht's tofu with carolina reaper butt flame sauce

[somber stream]

No pls don...

[marsh iris]

Roomba Grilledmango

[somber stream]

I have a surprisingly low tolerance to spicy food, but i'm addicted to them anyway

It's like a toxic ex you can't let go

[delicate vapor]

ive got a medium to high

[little marten]

In the words of the immortal spice girls

Spice up your life

[somber stream]

You go guurrlll, slaaaay

[delicate vapor]

chocolate ice cream time

[earnest oyster]

so 4 ironbreaker bardins

just not french

[delicate vapor]

thought that said sardines

[earnest oyster]

honestly vermintide 2 with 4 bardins in the team would be too ez

would feel sorry for the rats

[hidden whale]

actually its probably the most OP 4 squad in the game

thats 2 trollhammers with an infinite ammo generator

ranger veteran bardin takes the talent for 30% bigger ammo drops and its ggs

its like if veteran could directly shove infinite rockets into a hive scum. its literally over

[visual vortex]

I liked the what's it called class

The bounty hunter

With the fifty blickes you sling around

[hidden whale]

victor saltzspyre is kind of a chad

based on what kind of gun brace of pistols actually is... that mf is walking around with like 12 handguns

[visual vortex]

Basically the Dr. Livesey flintlock fight scene

[tired steeple]

I main’d merc kruber and ironbreaker bardin

What was the default sienna

I mained her as well

[stuck wasp]

Isn't the only Handguns in Vt2 the ones that Kruber and Bardin have ?

[hidden whale]

i dont know the precise definition of those old timey guns

its a single hand handheld gun. so handgun

except... its called a pistol

damnit im stupid

[somber stream]

Ever got branded as a virgin loser because you work from home?

🚬

[hidden whale]

...

well, are you?

:3

[somber stream]

I dated for several years so no

[hidden whale]

aw

:<

[marsh iris]

date from home

[hidden whale]

so edating

?

[south valve]

Date a home

like that guy in monster house

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

edating, like in darktide general chat

[somber stream]

Ah yes, Darktide General chat for the game Warhammer 40K: Darktide

Known edating site

(please don't)

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

gym time again

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

Seconded^

[lilac crag]

no such thing as darktide huzz fellas

at least I think

[cosmic burrow]

Did some bullshit tarkov quests

Im happy

Because those were night raid quests

Now

The easier quests ensue

[south valve]

Yippie

[cosmic burrow]

Event started

Time to avoid factory

2 bosses with guards spawn there now 100%

And those bosses are units

Goddamnned killa and tagilla

Good money from them though

I kill killa by face tanking him most of the time

Tagilla however has 1 shot powers

[tired steeple]

Can… you elaborate?

[unreal beacon]

hi guys

[waxen sleet]

That is a scary question to ask

[hazy kestrel]

Just get a significant other and get them hooked onto Warhammer, you silly goose.

[unreal beacon]

Hey guys, is Warhammer a cool hobby? My friend told me to learn more about it

[delicate vapor]

[wooden creek]

it's cool if you're not being a chud about it

[unreal beacon]

wdym?

[hazy kestrel]

Just stay away from Death Korps of Krieg fans and Black Templars fans and you’ll be fine.

[crystal osprey]

Ahahaha that happened to me

[unreal beacon]

what? Black Templars?

[hazy kestrel]

They’re a subfaction

[obtuse oak]

guys

[hazy kestrel]

Their fans tend to be racist bastards / general bigoted trash.

Hello Hank

[obtuse oak]

why can't you be normal

and just give a normal answer

[hazy kestrel]

We try

Sometimes

[obtuse oak]

clearly not

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[unreal beacon]

Damn, really?

[obtuse oak]

hey Jinxes, welcome!

[hazy kestrel]

Not all of them, just most of them

[unreal beacon]

tyy

[twin flower]

Are you interested in the tabletop or just the lore in general

[unreal beacon]

lore in general

i dont play tabletop :/

[wooden creek]

Something something some people misunderstand satire and take aspects of the setting way too seriously

[hazy kestrel]

Any faction speak to you?

[obtuse oak]

Warhammer 40k is a sci-fantasy setting in the grim darkness of the far future. it began as a tabletop wargame played with miniature soldiers that need to be assembled and painted by the players. this is the core part of the hobby.

[hazy kestrel]

Or time period?

[obtuse oak]

40k has since expanded into a multimedia franchise with videogames, books and animated tv shows.

[twin flower]

Why hello there

[obtuse oak]

does that sound like something you'd be interested in?

[lilac crag]

explodes you

[unreal beacon]

Yeah, i like sci-fantasy

[unreal beacon]

my friend told me about the Night Lords

[hazy kestrel]

Read their Omnibus

It’s so peak

[unreal beacon]

Omnibus?

[hazy kestrel]

A big collection of stories in a book

It’s a trilogy

In this case

[unreal beacon]

oooh

but, they're a good faction?

to know about?

[hazy kestrel]

Define “Good”

To learn about yeah

[wooden creek]

It's a very wide setting inspired by a lot of other settings but with its own spin on things. All kinds of novels and stuff ranging from horror to comedy

[unreal beacon]

wdym?

[hazy kestrel]

In universe, they’re the baddies

[unreal beacon]

Hmmm, thats cool

[unreal beacon]

really?

[hazy kestrel]

Well, one of the subfactions in the Traitor legions

[south valve]

Chaos are the good guys, ignore everyone else

[scarlet vector]

very much so. Think of them as troops trained to terrify enemies into surrendering that went so extreme even their original allies didn't want anything to do with them any more

[hazy kestrel]

They do a bit of warcrimes

And by a bit

I mean that’s their whole thing

[cosmic burrow]

Tried the double down at kfc. Tasty

[unreal beacon]

and why they do that?

[scarlet vector]

everyone does. Bolters are the standard weapon in this setting, and they are a warcrime cause explosive amo

[unreal beacon]

Damn

[hazy kestrel]

Their whole role is as terror troops

[somber stream]

No such thing as warcrime in 40k

[unreal beacon]

So, they're the bad guys?

[hazy kestrel]

Everyone is a bad guy in this setting

[somber stream]

The only criminal act here is our enemy's very existence

[hazy kestrel]

There are no good guys, only shades of being less bad or worse than another faction

[scarlet vector]

40k is a setting where every faction are supervillains of some degree, but chaos are the ones that don't even try to pretend to be good, and the nightlords are with chaos

[unreal beacon]

damn

[unreal beacon]

so, theres more chaos factions?

[hazy kestrel]

The Imperium is definitely not good lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Whole different legions and war bands worth

[unreal beacon]

the one with the emperor?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

Big E is not a good guy

[unreal beacon]

big E? lol

[unreal beacon]

Hmmm

[scarlet vector]

a lot of them. Basically, the emperor set out to try and build a galaxy spanning empire by oppressing everyone and it ended with half of his guys and a lot of the worlds he oppressed, plus the machine priests that were in charge of most of the tech rebelling and going mad, which is where you get pretty much all the chaos factions

[obtuse oak]

any faction is good to know about if you think they're interesting. there's no right or wrong way to be interested.

just don't get the majority of your information from memes on youtube shorts or something lmfao

[unreal beacon]

okok

[obtuse oak]

if you like lore then I do highly recommend reading the Black Library novels (publishing arm of Games Workshop)

[hazy kestrel]

Before you decide to dive into the Night Lords lore, I suggest you “shop around” and learn a bit about each overall faction. And then if one catches your eye or seems really interesting, then look to see if they have any books on them.

[jaunty path]

Seriously don't if you do we'll destroy you

[hazy kestrel]

(And hope that the books are good)

[jaunty path]

Feel free to ask book questions in #40k-book-club

[unreal beacon]

So, is Big E a dictator?

damn

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[scarlet vector]

Memes is what gets people interested. Just gotta have the itnerest to also learn the truth behind it

[obtuse oak]

there are some older novels that I read as my first foray into 40k back in the early 2000's that I still think are outstanding introductions to the imperium of man and the general outline of the setting

[unreal beacon]

My friend told me about the Blood Angels too

[obtuse oak]

the Eisenhorn trilogy, the Gaunt's Ghosts series, and the first 5 or so novels of the Horus Heresy series

[hazy kestrel]

The Iron Warriors Omnibus, my beloved.

[south valve]

The Imperium as a whole is basically a huge theocracy

[wooden creek]

Big E is, at this point, a rotting corpse in a lifesupport machine and would probably cause a lot of problems on a galactic scale if he were to fully wake up

[jaunty path]

One of the major warlords who won humanity and ran a crusade to unite all of humanity.

In the worst way possible tbh.

[cosmic burrow]

I got most of my lore about eh40k from majorkill. Then i just stopped caring about it. Games are fun thats what matters for me

[hazy kestrel]

Which is ironic, considering Big E founded it on the principles of state mandated atheism

[south valve]

Yeah

[scarlet vector]

worse than that. He is heavily inspired by the god emperor from the dune books. that is not a good thing for humanity

[south valve]

didn't he tell the primarchs not to depict him as a god?

[waxen sleet]

Honestly? The hardest, kinda like the Fate/ franchise, is figuring out where to start... Weirdly I'd suggest Emperor Gets a Text to Speech Device, and start googling things like terms and whatnot from there.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyiDf91_bTEgnBN0jAvzNbqzrlMGID5WA

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[cosmic burrow]

Kind of

[scarlet vector]

he was a militant atheist

[unreal beacon]

oh damn, so he its like hitler?

[hazy kestrel]

It depends

[jaunty path]

Ehhh.

[south valve]

Like if Jesus and Hitler had a baby

[hazy kestrel]

He’s not genocidal to fellow humans unless they don’t accept the Imperial Truth

[patent grove]

Eisenhorn was my intro to 40k

[south valve]

which is a weird sentence

[unreal beacon]

wth

[obtuse oak]

right now the Emperor isn't really dictating much of everything. he's an undying corpse caught between life and death, trapped on the life support systems of the Golden Throne on Terra, from which he powers the psychic lighthouse called the Astronomican that enables spaceship travel between the stars as he consumes the souls of ten thousand human pskyers every day. the Council of High Lords rule in his name. the empire he sought to build on science and reason has devolved into ignorance and superstition and he is worshipped as the one true god of mankind (pretty much against his will, but he's not in a position to do anything about it).

[waxen sleet]

The Emperor hated Chaos, Xenos, and AI... he "loved" humanity as he was human and the "greatest" human who ever lived.

[jaunty path]

He purged cultures that worshipped gods. Except for the admech because they're important

[unreal beacon]

but why he's a undying corpse?

[hazy kestrel]

He was also Alexander the Great, and names his flagship after his horse.

[waxen sleet]

But weirdly not inaccurate in context

[obtuse oak]

before he ended up like this, the Emperor was the most powerful psyker that ever lived, an immortal human that has shadowed the rest of mankind throughout our entire history and who eventually emerged to unify the techno-barbarian hordes of Terra in the 30th millennium

[hazy kestrel]

Bucephalus was a real one.

[unreal beacon]

hmmm

[cosmic burrow]

The high lords got in back since guilamann returned iirc

[jaunty path]

Should we tell him how big e died

[obtuse oak]

mortally wounded after fighting and killing his son.

[waxen sleet]

He's more of a Lighthouse or a Nighlight these days rather than a dictator...

[cosmic burrow]

Nah

[obtuse oak]

it's a whole thing.

[unreal beacon]

what a good dad.

[jaunty path]

He destroyed his sons soul

[hazy kestrel]

He got beaten up by his son Horus, who was used a meat puppet by the Chaos Gods

[patent grove]

I think the story of how he was born is more interesting

[waxen sleet]

His son tried killing him first

[hazy kestrel]

Horus did a bit of a Heresy

[jaunty path]

Deleted never to be seen again

[unreal beacon]

Chaos Gods?

[waxen sleet]

The world's first orgy polycule?

[jaunty path]

You could say.

Its a heresy horus

[unreal beacon]

makes sense

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

[unreal beacon]

wdym heresy?

[south valve]

Violent guy, stinky guy, smart guy and sexy guy

[unreal beacon]

whaaaat

lol

[hazy kestrel]

Heresy

[waxen sleet]

Honor guy, nature guy, wisdom guy, and art guy

[obtuse oak]

in 40k, there is a hellish nightmare realm called the Warp that give psykers their powers and enable interstellar travel as ships jump through it to fly across space and time. the Warp is also the source of Chaos, a malevolent force created by the emotions of all sentient beings that seeks to undermine, seduce and corrupt all living things, led by the four Chaos Gods, the Ruinuous Powers: Nurgle, Khorne, Slaanesh and Tzeentch.

[south valve]

True...

[scarlet vector]

Just to add to how the emperor was, he was basically a fanatic rationalist. His whole explanation for why he had to kill other people and force them to do what he told them to was, and I am not kidding "I know I am right" (it's in the last church and gets recited by a scholar in horus rising). His whole thing was about how Humanity needed someone to tell them what to do and a lot of his mistakes were build on the assumption that everyone would just welcome the "enlightenment" he brought them

[south valve]

and also the secret fifth emo guy

[obtuse oak]

they conspired to corrupt half of the Emperor's genetic sons, the Primarchs, leaders of the Space Marine Legions.

[hazy kestrel]

Malal moment :(

[waxen sleet]

The Emperor himself?

[obtuse oak]

this resulted in the Horus Heresy, a galactic civil war that nearly destroyed the nascent Imperium and put the Emperor on the Golden Throne, where he has remained for ten thousand years in permanent agony and mental torture.

[cosmic burrow]

Vashtorr

[unreal beacon]

I already heard about Khorne, I think so, but ok, thats cool

[scarlet vector]

in the early days, there was a fifth chaos gods, but gw abandonned that plotline, in part because of a copyright thing. But also, there are suggestions that the big 4 are not the only gods. Vashtorr exists and a few other lore blurbs allude to there being more gods

[unreal beacon]

so hes a sucker

[obtuse oak]

Chaos was confirmed to have 8 aspects in some lore thing somewhat recently

we only know 4 of the gods that represent them, though Vashtorr is obviously the 5th

let me find the image

[unreal beacon]

what was the horus heresy?

[scarlet vector]

the power of eight or the eightfold path is a pretty often repeating thing, it's a refernece to their symbol being an eight pointed star, but taht symbol is also just one of the many things gw has stolen. They took it from books by moorcock, I believe

[hazy kestrel]

Wouldn’t Tzeentch be the formless distortion?

[waxen sleet]

Last I checked the Chaos Gods gain power through, the more you know about them or the more people know of them, the powerful they are... we only know canonically 4 and it'll stay that way untile something whild happens.

[hazy kestrel]

Indecisive Mollusk causing change everywhere

[cosmic burrow]

Long book series. Luetin09 has good series on it

[obtuse oak]

unlikely, as the four chaos gods are in opposition and Nurgle is Tzeentch's enemy

the only logical place for Tzeentch is top right

fire is a common theme in Tzeentchian warp sorcery and a Tempest is a storm and therefore ever-changing

[waxen sleet]

Roughly 65 books of lore

[cosmic burrow]

Like vashtorr is the spirit of machineri iirc

[hazy kestrel]

68*

[cosmic burrow]

A evil version of omnisiah

[scarlet vector]

I am also going to be the devil's adocate and say that the horus heresy is overrated. If you like space marines, it's definitely worth reading your legions good books from it and the rest if you care, but if you are not into space marines, it is not actually as crucial to the setting as people claim

[jaunty path]

YOU ONLY NEED TO READ THE FIRST 3 BOOKS

[waxen sleet]

Thank you, my bad

[hazy kestrel]

Lies

All 68 books are required

[cosmic burrow]

Understandable

[hazy kestrel]

Even the crappy ones

[visual vortex]

I think encroaching ruin is the Great horned rat

[hazy kestrel]

For the real Boris Beresy experience

[visual vortex]

I know he's not a god

[waxen sleet]

Lies, all you need are youtube shorts and the Emperor Gets a Text to Speech Device.

[visual vortex]

But rat guy

[unreal beacon]

DAMN

[jaunty path]

Ok lets be clear.

GW pumps out a lot of trash books

[cosmic burrow]

Not in 40k

[hazy kestrel]

I miss TTS every day

[jaunty path]

Most of those being space marine books

[scarlet vector]

mad science and insdustry. In arcs of omen, he is described as being the embodiment of the type of madness that makes a scientist discover cures at first, but use that knowledge for bioweapons later, the one that drives industry into mad, all consuming growth without reason

[unreal beacon]

It will take me a while to learn things, so

[visual vortex]

That's what a quitter would say

[obtuse oak]

Malevolent Artifice is obviously Vashtorr. the Dark King, the Chaos God that the Emperor almost turned into at the apex of the Siege of Terra, would have been the Chaos God of the Primordial Annihilator, the totality of Chaos.

[visual vortex]

Maybe other gods not manifested yet? 🤔

[obtuse oak]

what represents the other 3 aspects is unclear or unknown atm.

[waxen sleet]

Best two episodes were the ones explaining the origins of everything... from the ancient ones to the primarchs.

[jaunty path]

Don't worry its a fat setting retconned every month

[delicate vapor]

This ice cream and alcohol bangs

[little marten]

Formless distortion is me

[cosmic burrow]

So factorio players

[visual vortex]

Ice cream

🤤

[jaunty path]

Don't make me jealous

[scarlet vector]

the soul forges must grow

[waxen sleet]

the spice must flow

[unreal beacon]

so that will take me a thousand years...

[visual vortex]

The blood must flow

[hazy kestrel]

The plants must grow

[waxen sleet]

roughly 40,000 of them actually

[delicate vapor]

[cosmic burrow]

Dune:spice wars by shiro games

[unreal beacon]

[jaunty path]

Its not too difficult to grasp once you get invested tbh

[hazy kestrel]

Just in time for the 13th Black Crusade

[unreal beacon]

ill try

ty guys

[scarlet vector]

I should also emphasise, a lot of the lore about chaos is weird and framed as legends, stories and allegories, so, a lot of the lore you will hear about chaos is not actually true or at least not undoubtedly so

fandoms always have a bit of a tendency to be overly literal

[twin flower]

if you like reading theres the books

its how i got into it anyway

[waxen sleet]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyiDf91_bTEgnBN0jAvzNbqzrlMGID5WA

Start here, its a fanmade comedy series that will help you get your feet wet... it's where I started.

[unreal beacon]

ok

[little marten]

Herald of a decaying sun,
Champion of the putrid wrath,
Bringer of the pale morning,
I, the veiled poomonger.

[waxen sleet]

A Great Unclean one...

[hazy kestrel]

Cultist Simulator ahh poetry

[cosmic burrow]

Denaturat

[visual vortex]

The loathsome dungeater

[little marten]

🙏

[visual vortex]

The caca devourer

[little marten]

SUCH NARROW AMBITION

[hazy kestrel]

Next you’re gonna tell me you had a funny dream about walking through a Mansion with no walls.

[scarlet vector]

there are some videos especially for newbies out there that give overviews of all the factions and the general history of the setting. As long as you do not assume every detail to be correct, they tend to be a good way to get the general vibes

[waxen sleet]

I had a dream, my beloved helped through it

[waxen sleet]

Klaatu barada nikto!

[delicate vapor]

Chicken nugget rock

[tawdry edge]

You're a chicken nugget rock

[delicate vapor]

Nope

[tawdry edge]

Yuh uh

[delicate vapor]

Nope

[tawdry edge]

Skaven

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[twin flower]

Ratman

[delicate vapor]

NakedMoleThing

[tawdry edge]

I have question

[sleek harness]

Nit what I am called

[sleek harness]

Sure

[tawdry edge]

But you must answer honestly

[sleek harness]

Perhaps

[tawdry edge]

Favorite brazilian food

Shoot

[patent grove]

I haven't tried Brazilian

[sleek harness]

Arroz com Feijão

[pure quail]

skaven gang

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

cat

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

Basic bitch

[sleek harness]

I didn't said that it was my favorite because I like it

[twin flower]

she said favourite food tho

[somber stream]

Just got into a glitch HD2 match, the entire horizon is filled with Spore Bile Titan

[delicate vapor]

hell

[tawdry edge]

This is why I dont play HD2 anymore

[somber stream]

It was fun lol

[delicate vapor]

you never played

[somber stream]

Had a strong team

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

We braved through it

[tawdry edge]

I did during release, i just dont feel like it anymore

Game genuinely lost me interest

[delicate vapor]

noob

[tawdry edge]

I still have it cause I wasnt able to refund it

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

But game lost me a bit after release with dumbfuck nerfs

[delicate vapor]

Nerf all players damage

[tawdry edge]

Then that Sony shit happened and the fanbase mostly turned into alt right chuds

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

So I just lost interest alltogether

[waxen sleet]

cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers?

[delicate vapor]

yea

[jaunty path]

im gonna get korean bbq today

yay.

[tawdry edge]

Nah those are based, alt right could never reach those levels of cool

[lilac crag]

the playstation movement was the patient zero of the community gathering together to make One Big Loud Noise

[pure quail]

please share with the class

[tawdry edge]

[jaunty path]

no

[pure quail]

:(

[delicate vapor]

you vill share today

[pure quail]

please share with me?

[lilac crag]

but after that they have started to use that very potential to their benefit more than to help the game be good

[jaunty path]

pay

[waxen sleet]

But its my bday today? Can I have some?

[pure quail]

I am broke

[jaunty path]

it was my bday yesterday

[lilac crag]

happy birthday

[jaunty path]

this is my bday treat

[tawdry edge]

Still has mid gameplay for me

[jaunty path]

thnx alex

[pure quail]

but a treat is best when shared with frends

[jaunty path]

You don't like ragdolling every 5 seconds?

[tawdry edge]

Habpy birtday servitor eating foid

[elder merlin]

Happy belated birthday

[tawdry edge]

Not really, no

[jaunty path]

thank you lynxxx

[pure quail]

she eats servitors?

[jaunty path]

honestly the reason I stopped

the game just got so boring.

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
The spore bug front experience (I love it)

[tawdry edge]

She used to idk if she still does that

[pure quail]

o

[jaunty path]

I felt like I could kill anything and feel good abou tit

like

I dont know

just didnt feel fulfillling.

[tawdry edge]

It was fun for a while but man the constant ragdolling, team killing and even self kill with anything in the game got me bored

[somber stream]

Enemies was neutered to shit due to constant bitching from the inept players

[marsh iris]

🫂

[somber stream]

The moment they make a buff to have something challenging again, they're faced with review bombs

[tawdry edge]

Setting myself on fire with my own flame-thrower was fun for the first time, turned annoying after the 5th

[delicate vapor]

happy irthday

[regal jasper]

thats why I dont play cooperative and competitive games

[delicate vapor]

5 BIG BOOMS

[somber stream]

HD2 is cursed with some of the worst fanbase out there, dev incompetency in bug fixing and balancing aside

[tawdry edge]

Liar liar pants on fire

[marsh iris]

what game are we talking about

[regal jasper]

Shut up

[waxen sleet]

Life.

[regal jasper]

they're talking about hd2

[tawdry edge]

I'll probably enjoy it again if I play it with friends but until then I avoid it

[marsh iris]

[lilac crag]

I can't talk bad about the early days of hd2 because that is basically where I met my friends and became popular in branched servers for stupid challenges

[regal jasper]

I just play brawlhalla, its the only competitive game that I play and some roblox ones too...

[lilac crag]

WE SHOULD DO BRAWLHALLA SOMETIME

[regal jasper]

OOOOOOH

But theres a lil problem twin

[tawdry edge]

Early days of HD2 was fun, but verything went downhill from there

[regal jasper]

im brazillian

[marsh iris]

just play mordhau, shit is so random

[somber stream]

It's just a game, play at your own pace

[lilac crag]

ermmmm

[regal jasper]

the ping its gonna be horrible

[delicate vapor]

just play roblox

[waxen sleet]

Nah, do some Expeditions in Darktide

[tawdry edge]

Roblox competitive games

[delicate vapor]

[regal jasper]

shut up

I just like to ragebait kids

[tawdry edge]

Fuck nah i hate HD2 nowadays

[elder merlin]

Its has begun, my friends, the countdown begins

[marsh iris]

one time you are swinging swords at each other and one time you do (come at me) emote people drop theirs swords and fist each other

[pure quail]

the final countdown?

[waxen sleet]

Begun, the Clone Wars have

[regal jasper]

but why?

[delicate vapor]

a minecraft movie sequel is being made

i see a chicken

[pure quail]

I see a jockey

[delicate vapor]

on a chicken van

[waxen sleet]

nuggies

[pure quail]

nuggies pog

nuggies for the emperor

[waxen sleet]

nuggies>tendies or tendies>nuggies?

[pure quail]

I always prefer nuggies

[tawdry edge]

Annoying gameplay
Constant ragdolling, team killing and you can even kill yourself with your own gadgets

[marsh iris]

dried tendies

[tawdry edge]

Its just not fun tbh

[elder merlin]

Til skulls event

[waxen sleet]

tendie torsion?

[marsh iris]

fibrous

[delicate vapor]

chocolate ice cream

[somber stream]

D10 players are usually serious and competent so team kill can happen, but mostly just accident

Ragdolling is a lot less than it used to be

[waxen sleet]

Mint choco chip

[somber stream]

It's all about positioning yourself

[waxen sleet]

which position?

[somber stream]

69

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

hd2 is in a position where arbitrary decisions are made in bad faith against a community who screams twice as loud back

it is rope pulling at its worst

[waxen sleet]

Unstoppable Force meets Immovable Object?

[somber stream]

Best way to enjoy is to mute the community altogether

[regal jasper]

Oh, understandable

[lilac crag]

can't even

[somber stream]

I just play and have fun lol, drama be damned

[lilac crag]

my favorite weapons and stratagem have become obsolete overtime

[somber stream]

Such as?

[lilac crag]

can't enjoy crisp shotgun variety, can't enjoy riot shield with SMGs, there is nothing in the AR variety that even resembles something fun, and most energy weapons have turned obsolete in comparison to the polar patriots one

[jaunty path]

looks inside

iron within

looks outside

iron without

[feral vessel]

hi missus

[lilac crag]

not to mention the turrets have been fucking shafted

because fuck you that's why

[feral vessel]

the lack of femboy dragons on the internet is disappointing

[jaunty path]

hi sergal

[feral vessel]

im filing a complaint

[waxen sleet]

The Flesh is Weak, but Deeds Endure

[feral vessel]

can't wait to play Casualties Unknown and experience the same trauma as I did playing Rain World first time

[delicate vapor]

[waxen sleet]

Try Incognito Mode with Safe Search Off?

[feral vessel]

"ooo what a cute little guy- OH GOD WHAT WHY THE FUCK WHY DID THAT HAPPEN NO"

[somber stream]

B-shield is still very viable in Bot front, i use it every now and then. The ARs still perform well(except for concussive), despite new weapons emerged. I myself main the Lib Carbine. I don't use energy weapons at all because shit made the game too easy during the early days so i can't tell

[feral vessel]

e621 yielded unfavourable results

it's either futa or milf, no inbetween

[lilac crag]

when it comes to the ARs, I'm not talking about their performance, I'm talking about how fun they are

[somber stream]

Fun is subjective ig

[lilac crag]

that's why I say I personally can't enjoy the game even without the community in my ears

[waxen sleet]

... you are either an exceptionally discerning connoisseur or a picky eater.

[feral vessel]

kill all helldivers fans

[lilac crag]

I like the lib carbine for its original spray and pray purpose

but they keep fixating on being accurate

[pure quail]

when does it start?

[waxen sleet]

When heads roll?

[feral vessel]

i don't reckon wanting normal femboys to look at is 'unusual', i don't shun people that like gyneomorphs but it's really oversaturated

[elder merlin]

Isnt it the 27th?

[feral vessel]

let's stop talking about porn in darktide general mk choom

[elder merlin]

[waxen sleet]

You started it.

[feral vessel]

feel free to come to my dms for a highly detailed discussion of the topics though

[feral vessel]

yeah that's why i'm ending it

Duh.

[vivid zinc]

1st time here, huh? Cuz this place is legendary for gooning

[delicate vapor]

around that date

[feral vessel]

i've been here a good while, choom..

[waxen sleet]

Especially to Hadron.

[feral vessel]

and yeah, but i have some self-awareness

usually talking about such topics in channels outside of zealot chat is risky

[vivid zinc]

Unless ur gooning to wlfer it's not gooning

[waxen sleet]

Then its Heresy

[twin flower]

someone say goon?

[jaunty path]

no

[feral vessel]

gooning to wolfer is still less depraved than the karnak twins

i standby

[jaunty path]

any further mention and your bloodline will be damned

[twin flower]

[vivid zinc]

Too late lol

[waxen sleet]

Eh gabbagool, whatchua want boss? need us down by the docks? fat tony not paying his dues?

[cosmic burrow]

this years or previous years

[delicate vapor]

2026

forgot to put

[feral vessel]

start talkin like a cosa nostra gangster fella

[karmic willow]

needle pistol kinda crazy

[jaunty path]

balanced class.

[delicate vapor]

wait holdon lemme DOOUBLE CHECK

[pure quail]

pog

[cosmic burrow]

22nd of may is friday @delicate vapor

[feral vessel]

head?

wait if heads will roll does it mean no head

[jaunty path]

sergal

wheres my money

my bday was yesterday

[feral vessel]

for what

[waxen sleet]

Admech when?

[jaunty path]

give me your money

[feral vessel]

do you want me to psychically transfer money to your bank account

[delicate vapor]

just realised

[jaunty path]

yes

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

I'm deaf, just like disco,

my bank account is zero-zero-zero-oh no!

[twin flower]

prolly sometime during skulls

[feral vessel]

best i can do is get the affini to earth in like

[twin flower]

i know arby came out during the last skulls event

[feral vessel]

tsc..

two to five business days

[jaunty path]

thats awesome

[feral vessel]

depends on hyperspace traffic

[jaunty path]

it better be real

OR ELSE

[cosmic burrow]

arby came out in june

[feral vessel]

can't quarantee it, choom

[jaunty path]

whos hype for the new class to be complete and utter power creep

[feral vessel]

fym new class

[twin flower]

it went from may 20 something to june

[cosmic burrow]

i doubt i will play the new class imeadieatly

[feral vessel]

another new class huh

[cosmic burrow]

25may was the skulls 23 june was arby

[feral vessel]

still haven't bought or played scum

:snore:

[cosmic burrow]

3ed dlc class releases second quarter

[cosmic burrow]

understandable

[waxen sleet]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

[twin flower]

scooom

[feral vessel]

choom

STOP USING CYBERPUNK SLANG YOU IDIOT

[pure quail]

scooma

[waxen sleet]

skooma

[twin flower]

im not tho?

[regal jasper]

idk what is that, but its peak

[vivid zinc]

and my axe!

[feral vessel]

me

[feral vessel]

i am

mac i was

i am talking to myself

[twin flower]

stop talking to yourself

what are we here for

[waxen sleet]

It is from the Mechanicus Game, and yes, it is peak

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

wuh

[vivid zinc]

wtf lol

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

to drink copious amounts of alcohol and be depressed

[feral vessel]

uh oh meds are wearing off

[cosmic burrow]

mate are you trying to speedrun a ban?

delete that message before someone more important sees it

[vivid zinc]

lol

[feral vessel]

did

[cosmic burrow]

good

[jaunty path]

@feral vessel honestly hard to say.

[twin flower]

yesnt

[feral vessel]

fuck i need to actually calm down im going fuckin mad

[cosmic burrow]

have fun

[jaunty path]

I can't choose

[elder merlin]

What i miss?

[cosmic burrow]

degeneracy

[feral vessel]

I BLAME FURRY ASMR FOR THIS

[elder merlin]

I wanna see

[twin flower]

mhm mhm

[vivid zinc]

The kid doesn't look anything like the father. We need to get this in front of Jerry Springer!

[pure quail]

a woman of my own tastes

[jaunty path]

eyes

[cosmic burrow]

sm2 anyone?

[vivid zinc]

That's just what happens when you do copious amounts of drugs

[agile raven]

Ah yes the remembrance of why I removed this channel.

[pure quail]

super mario 2?

[twin flower]

the superior choice

[feral vessel]

space marine mario?

[cosmic burrow]

arguably

[vivid zinc]

3edgy5me

[feral vessel]

space marine mario would be kinda fucked though

[cosmic burrow]

space marine 2

[twin flower]

space mario 2

[cosmic burrow]

mpace sario 2

[jaunty path]

Looks inside

Iron within

[patent grove]

Samus

[jaunty path]

Looks outside

Iron without

[pure quail]

oh the irony

[feral vessel]

"BROTHER LUIGI, THE HERETICAL CARDINAL BOWSER IS BRINGING THE TYRANID SCOURGE DOWN ON THE MUSHROOM SECTOR. WE MUST STOP HIM AND RESCUE MISS PEACH OF FAMILY TOADSTOOL."

[twin flower]

from the adeptus aquaductus

[feral vessel]

fourty thousand goombas

[vivid zinc]

That was a great McDonald's breakfast. I was lazy this morning.

Even fed a little hasbrown to the black-billed magpies

[south valve]

I have the vencord thing to see deleted messages and I came back here to see one from Sergal about vore

[twin flower]

Mmm yes welcome

[jaunty path]

You people just don't know when to not talk about things

Like why would you ever say you have that sort of thing

[timber elk]

is eating a nice tasty omelet from ihop hmmm i know the feeling.

I’m currently eating. A farmers omelette

[vivid zinc]

Oooh nice

[lilac crag]

[fair bridge]

that plugin rocks

[vivid zinc]

I can't imagine caring enough about Discord to get plugins for it.

[tawdry edge]

gave up on better discord that shittoo laggy

vencord is just way lighter

[fair bridge]

yeah

[stark bobcat]

What else can I say

Besides classic genchat

[marsh iris]

[timber elk]

I agree that’s going in the book of cringe

[south valve]

It's free and take like a few minutes to install

[hazy kestrel]

Hello hello

[fair bridge]

some of these kerbal space program mods are fucking insane

[marsh iris]

diiiiiiiieeeeeee youuu baaaaastaaaaaaaaard

[hazy kestrel]

STAND AND DELIVEEEEEER!

[marsh iris]

high pitch foppish voices took me out

4 fully armored french midgets, i cant fight them

[south valve]

Hi Person!

[hazy kestrel]

Did they throw rocks at you?

[marsh iris]

lmao sometimes

they just run around

[hazy kestrel]

Thats what the death squad usually does lmao

And then they clonk you with a Maul when you least expect it.

[marsh iris]

weird game in a charming way

thanks to community

[cosmic burrow]

i ate kfc double down today

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[delicate vapor]

Chicken pizza burrito

[hazy kestrel]

Blasphemy

[south valve]

This time, I agree

[sleek harness]

Personamen

[south valve]

Hi Skaven

[hazy kestrel]

Rat

[sleek harness]

Painted Guy

[sleek harness]

Not my name

[hazy kestrel]

Foolish Rat

[cosmic burrow]

man rat

[south valve]

Rag

[hazy kestrel]

You saw nothing lmao

[sleek harness]

Did you just called me rag

[patent grove]

Guten tag

[cosmic burrow]

i would name a cat rag

[south valve]

Skaven PI for hire

[patent grove]

Is that like a Raspberry Pi

[jaunty path]

remember everyone

[sleek harness]

Name him Thragg

[jaunty path]

people who say green joker in balatro is bad

are bad

[marsh iris]

cragg

[cosmic burrow]

i dont have a cat

nor will have

family forbade it

[sleek harness]

Lame

I have a cat and I am allergic to it

Why can't you

[south valve]

What is your cats name?

[cosmic burrow]

grandma said no

[sleek harness]

Frajola

[patent grove]

I have 2 ferals and a bunny

[south valve]

Very sophisticated

send pictures if you haven't already

[sleek harness]

I stole him from my cousin

[south valve]

Thief

[cosmic burrow]

remeber

[sleek harness]

He's like, 8 years old

Which is old

[cosmic burrow]

cats are perfect background for sale photos

[somber stream]

And to court maidens as well

Maidens loveeee cats

Except for those that don't.

[cosmic burrow]

id like to have a bigger cat

or dog

[patent grove]

A cat the size of a lion!

[somber stream]

Servals

[cosmic burrow]

my friends once had house cat lynx hydrids

those were hellions

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[sly quest]

[sleek harness]

AI chat GPT

[sly quest]

Rat

[sleek harness]

Not my name

Be civil

[sly quest]

What even is your name.

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

It’s nakedmolething

[sly quest]

[sleek harness]

Foolish Skaven

Duh

That's in my ID

[waxen sleet]

Careful fellas, that's how the Fey get you!

[hazy kestrel]

Only 28 more charts to make…

[sleek harness]

You making a book?

[patent grove]

28 charts later

[hazy kestrel]

No, a work project.

For upper management

[waxen sleet]

Sounds like a sequel to office space

[sleek harness]

Huh

[hazy kestrel]

My Boss’s presentation

[sleek harness]

Sounds lame

[hazy kestrel]

For her Boss

[sleek harness]

You should totally skip that

[hazy kestrel]

The Big Boss

[sleek harness]

Top Boss

[patent grove]

Yeah.. gonna need you to come in tomorrow, on Saturday

[hazy kestrel]

Thankfully they don’t have me do that

[waxen sleet]

Does that make you Snake?

[hazy kestrel]

Apparently the Big Bosses are impressed with my data analysis work.

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not good at sneaking, so no.

[sleek harness]

You know what that means

[hazy kestrel]

More work!

Right?

[sleek harness]

And a single promotion

[hazy kestrel]

Lol

Lmao even

[sly quest]

Good luck!

[hazy kestrel]

Like that’s ever gonna happen

What a load of

Flush!

[waxen sleet]

the clap of you buttcheeks keeps alerting the guards?

[hazy kestrel]

…No

[sleek harness]

Personamen isn't thick

[hazy kestrel]

I am as thin as a stick bug

[sly quest]

the grind of your bones keeps alerting the guards?

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know.

[sleek harness]

Do you keep doing the stick bug dance while trying to sneak

[hazy kestrel]

Might be my asthmatic wheezing

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[sly quest]

Oh my god please stay safe n take your meds?😭

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

No

My asthma hasn’t acted up in a decade

But I technically still have to use an inhaler

And by use, I mean allow to collect dust on the shelf

[patent grove]

Solid snake, smoking a cig underneath a cardboard box

[sly quest]

Go grab it n use it so you don’t regret it later

[hazy kestrel]

Oh, did I say 28 more charts?

I meant 74.

[sly quest]

We are not surviving another winter.

[patent grove]

I'm so glad winter is ending

[sleek harness]

Personamen is exactly the example I am going to give my children

[waxen sleet]

Not 67?

[waxen sleet]

Winter is coming.

[sleek harness]

I don't like cold neither hot

Neither watery

[hazy kestrel]

But why

[sleek harness]

You work

[hazy kestrel]

So do most people

[sleek harness]

You work in a bad job

[waxen sleet]

You're hot and you're cold, you're yes and you're no...

[hazy kestrel]

The job isn’t bad

:(

[sleek harness]

You work in a mid job

[waxen sleet]

Could be worse... I think

[sleek harness]

You could have been a mail-man

[stuck crescent]

Good nap

[hazy kestrel]

So do most people

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae, chat

Had a good nap

[sleek harness]

But you are the best example of such

Get it now?

[waxen sleet]

What do you do, Foolish Skaven, for a living?

[hazy kestrel]

There are better examples

[stuck crescent]

Could work worse, I definitely have

[mystic fossil]

just slept twelve hours 💀

[sly quest]

Hallo hallo

[waxen sleet]

Same.

[sly quest]

How does your left knee feel

[waxen sleet]

Did you steal his knee?

[mystic fossil]

it-IT's GONNENEEEE

HELPPPPP

[sly quest]

[waxen sleet]

Leave Ilya Einzbern out of this.

[jaunty path]

peel her skin off

[mystic fossil]

i must have the grail

YOU WILL NOT STOP ME

[shell goblet]

good afternoon warhammerers and darktiders

[sly quest]

goodmorning Lacey Eepy warhammer

[mystic fossil]

morning

[jaunty path]

dt music = poopy

[shell goblet]

that's my whole government name actually !

[thin wagon]

Every fiber of my being wishes to unwind

[sly quest]

I’m your biggest fan

[shell goblet]

i really like the darktide music but i find that i play a whole lot better when i turn it off and play my own music.

the games music is immersive,, and kinda stressful for it

[sly quest]

Do a backflip ✅

[jaunty path]

tre

u

[stuck crescent]

Hey

Hey @jaunty path

[jaunty path]

hi

[stuck crescent]

Hey @jaunty path

[languid hazel]

Mrrp :3

[shell goblet]

mrrrp

[thin wagon]

The mind wishes to be still not the body

[obtuse oak]

Hi chat

[stuck crescent]

What do you call a pile of cats 😺

A meow-ntain 🗻

[sly quest]

[sly quest]

Hello Hank

[stuck crescent]

Hehehohohaha

[shell goblet]

i had a 2012 chevy equinox named hank

[sly quest]

Why does your car have a name?

[obtuse oak]

Why doesn't yours?

[waxen sleet]

Actually, the collective noun is a Clowder of Cats

[shell goblet]

omg i've named all my cars !!!

[stuck crescent]

Hey

Hey @waxen sleet

[sly quest]

Can you name one of em Alice?

[thin wagon]

Technically they named hank

[stuck crescent]

Why did the bicycle 🚲 fall over?

It was two tired 😴 🚲 😴

[obtuse oak]

My partner also does this, along with her phones and her macbook and so on

[shell goblet]

my first car was Paul, then Monty, then Almina, then Hank, then PieceOfFuckingShit, and now our car is named Perla :3

[shell goblet]

next one we got u 🙏🙏

[thin wagon]

Monty off of Monty python or the abbreviation for Montagne? Or just a name you loke

[languid hazel]

Meowdy gaymer :3

[thin wagon]

Like*

[shell goblet]

reference to monty python but also just a name i like lol

[thin wagon]

Most excellent

[shell goblet]

Paul was a reference to Paul Blart at the time LMAO

[thin wagon]

Ah a classic as well

[sly quest]

My goat… thank you.

[mystic fossil]

does it ever confuse you like if they ask you to pass their phone and they refer to it by name

[thin wagon]

Up there with Nacho Libre imo

[shell goblet]

Nacho would be a great name tbh

[sly quest]

AWWWWW THATS SO CUTE

[obtuse oak]

Hah she doesn't do that. But it would definitely be confusing

[hazy kestrel]

I remember that classic

[thin wagon]

It's absolute cinema

[shell goblet]

PieceOfFuckingShit was a cursed 08 accord that my wife's dad sold us that we never got to name because it gave us mechanical issues from start to fucking finish

but i LOVEEEE naming cars lmao it's like naming a pet

[obtuse oak]

I offer you an Accord.

[twin flower]

Say less

[shell goblet]

that one is much older and much nicer than the one we had DEAL

[sly quest]

Do you name your pets car model’s names?

[obtuse oak]

Okay, now you have to drive to the foot of the Erdtree in it to drop off my friend

[sly quest]

Psps come here Ford F-150

[shell goblet]

wha

OH

no my pets have human names too tbh

[median spruce]

short human names is the way

all my dogs in order: Emma, Lisa, Maya, Fia, Linus and lastly Sally

[shell goblet]

we have an orange cat named Stanley (but we call him Stinky Stan) and we have a black cat named Wonton but we just call him Ron

[sly quest]

How many short people do you know?…

[sly quest]

WHY CALL HIM STINKY STAN

[obtuse oak]

My pets also have human names. They're called Elin and Boris

[shell goblet]

*his name originally was ron but for evil reasons so we changed his name to Wonton and kept calling him Ron bc it's all he knows

[shell goblet]

bc he's SWOOOO STIMKYYYYY:333

[obtuse oak]

I used to have a pair of hamster sisters called Dolly and Daisy

[sly quest]

One day he will be the cleanest baby ever and you guys will regret naming him that.

[sly quest]

AWWWWWW WTH

[obtuse oak]

Ron as a cat is hilarious

When he misbehaves you can yell RONALD WEASLEY!! at him in an angry mom voice