#general-chat
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sticky surprise
lick the leaf bro
Nah screw that, im supposed to steam the thing i think
I hate when I get leaf gunk everywhere all over me
Hmmm.. this goes with fish sauce i think
I'd give this a try but i don't have any in stock lol
Gonna ask neighbor, might as well
i'd say it's an acquired taste, the smell burns the nose like ammonia but not terrible
They gave me sweet fish sauce with chillies
i like that with the vietnamese rice paper shrimp spring rolls
Oh shit i love those!
Had a bunch while staying in the country, goes by "G0y" i think
Why is G*y with an o a banned word
I’m eating a Belgian waffle style eggo
i think is a jewish term
Soooo
g0y
Kinda peak rn
Oh it's a slur that Jews use to non jews
I met a Jewish bob rose look alike
gentiles
He was my surgeon
He was nice
Helped me relax
Like just imagine bob Ross then make him Jewish
Kinda cool you can have a Afro and do surgery
hope he didnt give you happy accidents
Kinda based Ngl
He made my horrible scar look tiny
AESTHETHIC
It went from I was mangled to I look like a gundam pilot
tomboy with scar on face 
Tomboy lovers watching their wife turn into a milf (upgrade) 
Ends on the top of my lip inner lip where it changes to pink color
Faintest scar tissue
i can live with that too
For how bad the slash was
Amazing work
I had a crater in my face basically lmao
Like a slash deeper in the middle
work accident?
man
I was asleep
They were fighting over food lol
They were so fucking embarassed they injured me on accident
They look like they thought they caused 9 11
I’ve never seen such anguish
it wasnt a pitbull right
It was liek when Cain killed Abel
Nah
I’ve allways had hunting dog types
Now it’s funny cuz they passed
But I still have the little lip and hand scar from each
Makes me reminisce
They were awesome fucking dogs. Pulled me on my penny board lol

Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiicken

YOOOOO
Chonk
same
My favorite pixel art is metal slug
It’s so fucking good quality for the time it came out and still holds up
🪿

how would you feel if you opened up a guide to Canadian Geese and the first thing it said was “This Creature is known to feel only Hatred”
Type shit they tell you when your arriving to Canada
I think I didn’t finish the rumbling giants event
I don’t have that weird little medal
What the heck is the dead side patrol reward
I do be patting the box’s
I have frames from dead sider but I don’t know if it’s the one from that event
I like the day of atonement one
With the shrines
I’m glad I finished that one
The herald of messelina insignia looks neat
Same for the explosives event
Cool grenadier insignia
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
My head hurts and I'm somehow feeling the goddamn hangover NOW
I feel angry
Is there a handy list of banned words for the character names, can't make my character because the name is some how not allowed :(
is this that umamusume game people are talking about
Yeah: Don't take any chances
CommiTheHomeless where is the bad word lmao?
i saw a hive scum called "IM-GONNA-SCUM" and somehow this is not allowed

okay, that's a great name lol
yeah i guess, i thought the lamb is cool
LMAO, Homeless, that was the banned word
I cannot have my character named, Homeless
What do you think is not allowed, ya charisma of a fucking corpse starch in a damp rag?
Homieless 😔
Don't need that flashback
Anyways: time to get Elden Ring and not play it until I get back
Or to play Baldurs Gate 3 just to romance Karlach for the fiftieth time
@marsh iris Behold
#ogryn-class message
Leaves
tasty looking mf
ah wait no, I think the word Commi is banned, even though 4 of my other characters are named that
dango balls from monster hunter rise
aaahhhh not a single name I picked works
🆙
town girls
Living in a backstreet world 😔
what is this dumb shit, HomelessManiac not allowed, but VagrantManiac is? FatShark you disabled child
Mmmh, these Chinese leaf wrapped stuff isnt bad at all
Heard it's also how they store their ration for long march in ancient times
the sticky rice wraps?
those are peak
also what happened to neuro licter i haven't seen em
the custard buns are also peak
Those rice cake EXPAND
EXONERATE CHYNA
Why does fatshark think it’s funny to spawn a shit ton of maulers and ragers during the event
WWE
Time for a maelstrom
Some sorta twisted Willy Wonka
A honka badonkas
Or worse..
Willy Wong and the Microprocessor Factory
Hilly Honka?
Woke up at 4;49pm from my light nap
💀
Might as well go back to sleep until the announcement
Don’t say that name!
😰
she's dead bro let the wwe glory years go
its too late 😱
sunna is my spirit animal
Willy wanker
New rotation today?
arby drip time?! 
Oh sweet summer child...
Just so yall know
Arbites cosmetic drop gets postponed by a week everytime someone asks
I have this sudden need to fist fight a goose
winner eats the loser
I lose
prepare to get goosed
i take a biiig bite out of the expeditions and mortis and havoc rework
To make it fair i'm willing to let the goose grow up 2 times it current size
No more than that. I dont think there's any human on earth that can best a velociraptor-sized goose
starting to think arby won't get outfits nor will scum
I know the CM said otherwise but
yeah cause im eating it
feels like it won't happen
stop eating things.......
NEVER
The boys writers really cant go 10 minutes without toilet humour huh
🫡
hi missus hi rango (kickass movie btw) hi whisperstatic
hi elios hi godzilla hi ak hi big chungus hi lord commissar hi sewer scum
that should be everyone in the last hour or so
WHY ARE YOU DEAD
hello dear serg
you're a dear frend
good afternoon
Greetings
nearly finished the t'aunar
just gotta put the body on the legs and pray it doesn't fall apart like lego
or that i drop it
id cry if i dropped it
spy x family is so cute i cant
give the goose cybernetics

goosecannon
Arent you the horny plant thing i remember seeing months ago
ur a choom
(i don't know what that word means)
friend
yeah im a cheese now
it´s a site not unlike deviantart
it has an NSFW setting
if you want to see NSFW art, toggle it on.
if not, keep it off
simple as
aaand to be fair you get what you look for anyways so
Evil Sergal = Seagul
Stevil Seagal
Tell me why
stevie?
seavul
Also hi Sergal!
You know what would be fun in a cyberpunk esc future
If you had a automated gun
And it gave you compliments
skippy
Like some sort of auto turret
skippy.
Like the predators shoulder cannon
that´s more or less what skippy is in handgun form.
lol I know skippy
But that’s a hand gun
I’m talking about a shoulder cannon lol
S ok
That way the gun can move on its own
So it can like nod
Or shake for no
Give it personality
Like if skippy was a big ass turret lol
winston from entropy zero 2
Not overwatch?
ENTROPY ZERO TWO.
die
Shoulder mounted auto turret Chan
head blow smoove off
Goof blowed they head clean smoof off
smoof creamy neil
He went postal
postal mention
I regret nothing
Garut what would you do if someone rubbed your head and rubbed your hairline clean smoof off

Aaaaa
fold that guy
Fold em like laundry on some abs
fold them in halves more than 7 times
What hairline 😹 🤭
chat i bear a question
the accursed bald gene
are you flortbrained
pass, there are definitely hotter cyberpsychos out there
Receding
A little
Garut going bald?
The dr went to the tropics and found a squid
I’ll donate brother
Dr pepper coconut
And kraken
like
like what
my dad stops at stage 2
name ONE cyberpsycho that is attractive in any capacity
so its not so bad
i mean the world is big, its probably not in lore.. yet. but somewhere exists the hottest cyberpsycho
probably tokyo based 
adam smasher
Why you need a cyber psycho
There’s non psycho biimbos
Just fly to Turkey and get a hair implant from yo ass
nah
Or the back of the neck
i dont care so much
Can you use pube hair for your hair transplant
probably
Nah just for beard
Lmao
but it will grow the same way as your pubes
In a perfect aquilla shape?!

Poor baldys
It’s quite humbling being at an age where I’ll see friends after a long while and they have like directed energy weapon burns on their scalp where the beginning of the end has begun
it happens
"can be"
depends on your head shape
It's so over
hair squig 
Like what if a squirrel on your head
And you can climb like one
Or squish your bones like a rat to fit into little tubes
Dig like a mole
Echo location like a bat
hair squig
hair squig give ork the power of confidence "supposedly"
I like the pets in castle crashers
Animals were just floating orbs lol
Random traits
Ram rams doods rsndomly
Bears fuck up injured people
This cat makes you jump high
This bat randomly bites your enemies fucking face and stuns them
40k needs a dope ass wizard tower
Why not make big e one
Big e dice tower
He eats the dice and poops them out
They roll out his throne
news skins today???
Hope so
who wants to be a wizard tower
Like a whole tower?
yeah
Tempting offer
well we have the new 40k Cogfort model, not wizard but guns. tower with legs
Howl's moving tower

Hitting the big 20 degrees
sounds pleasant
What a week
we've been getting 16 degrees, its so chilly im in love
Time for wine
It's mosquito breeding season
Ahh that’s hot
And i'm ready for war
Starting Sunday and until Sunday next week is all rain everyday
you're east coast somewhere, im jealous of your rain
god damn
Yup
But it means slow internet

im in perth so it almost never rains, altho this month has been quite rainy
my internet used to dc a lot in rain, not much anymore. my hot water doesnt work when it rains tho 
its killer
we got plenty now

Stormy nights 🤤
Warhammer skulls need now
raindrops falling on my head
seems like you have a leak in your roof
/s
💦
😩

rain is cool and all when you are indoors
they're going insane
UwU
Sm2 community update in a few hours
finally finished the t'aunar
do i risk it falling apart to prime it or try to paint without primer
freepik the stockphoto?
Everyone will consume AI slop and everyone will be happy
New road map update, possible new customisation such as capes on other classes that isn’t sniper, new pistol and errr yea
New PVE mission as well soon
Techmarine now having more customisation while it could’ve happened on his release date but the devs are Minecraft dev lazy
Grey Krieg in store 
Again?
Yup

Summon in Krieg hater
do u guys ever just feel like a little chicken biscuit?
erryday

Personally i'm more spiritually alligned with fried springrolls
There’s loads of frozen spring rolls in my freezer

Spring
Some of the best i've ever had

peanut sauce with meat skewers
Oh no not Foodtide again
vhat to eat now
oyter
squids
hm
i think cuttlefish is the superior cephalod
Idk
eating nutella filled bread
They look evil
they look good

Wouldn't trust a cuttlefish
these chocolate breads will go well with chocolate milk
thats why you eat them duh
Bourgois
Wrong channel pal #ogryn-class is the correct one
i see
yeah pal feed the big men
i forgot what I was
nugget
Dorogryn
Did you know that spiders have toe beans as well?

Check this out
#zealot-class message
heh 
where are my damn pants
somewhere
In the panta pit
its under there
It's just furry art as a primary.
😮
Wait, just how far back is my phone on?

I just woke up.
pretty far
gm
More evening. But then again, I seem to run on EU or US E time.
o deer
Yeah...
It would seems cat bean isn't ticklish
ya
I don’t even like warhammer
gotta larp harder
Should I drink more water?
some glasses
I wear glasses yes
i had to do it early this morning..
I shall make like a camel and store it in my hump
random fact: camels don’t actually store water in their humps
their humps are like 99% fat on top of muscle, it’s comparable to how humans have cheeks on the top upper backsides of our legs
they do however, have a massively enlarged water bladder which is why they actually do store a ton of water internally, they just do it in their guts not their hump.
Interesting
I hump your mom
No that's wrong
I had to find water in the desert once and it was in the hump
😐
You clearly haven’t pressed the camel water button
I thought you were going to tell me how they store a lot of their water in their bloodstream, which is also true, their blood is different.
but it’s kind of like…
I trust Grandpa, who is wise in the ways of life
their blood can handle overretention of water and they have a water bladder, this is unique to them sorta
some cacti do
some cacti if you eat will make you trip balls
anyway, the reason why the myth about Camels storing water in humps is because when food and water are scarce, the hump tends to shrink and sag because their body starts consuming the fat during their body’s internal “emergency mode” kind of similar to how a starving fat human suddenly starts looking thinner but not in a healthy way, rather in a gross kinda scary concerning way instead.
how do camels eat that and not get hurt
Drink cactus juice! It will quench you! It's the QUENCHIEST!
Camels are just insane they can just do that
I’m half joking
They are actually kinda crazy biologically
Same reason why vulture can eat rotten meal and swallow bones
They evolve to adjust to their nature habitat
They get away with all softs of shit that kills other animals
Why is after effects so dumb
Just let me yell into my microphone what I want to do and make an AI slave do it for me

Magnific (formerly Freepik) has you covered
Whats the gay android silent hill game called
... Signalis?
Indeed
The game that makes us cry
My wife
All paths leads to sadness in some way.

God damn it
Though i'm not so sure if you'd want a mind-reading gestapo as your wife
If it’s called silent hill why don’t you ever STFU about it
Never stepped me
You wouldn’t?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsPCHiqHw-c
Tonight, the hill isn't so silent
God this song my brother’s listening to sucks balls
Run that through ChatGpt for a summary please
We lost him . . .
Tragedy
sum tea mayhaps?
What did you eat/drink?
NO! There has got to be another way
dramatically slam fist on the table
Try drinking a coke or equiv.
My philosophy teacher is obsessed with AI
Usually the carbonation helps if it's just a minor upset.
she tells us to use chatGPT and uses AI images in slideshows
Not really good at philosophy then lmao
Nah
Chamomile tea helps calming the stomach down btw
She's definitely written almost entire slideshows with AI before too
So useless person pretending to be a teacher?
Bore da @south valve

She's not a bad teacher generally, but she does this a lot and it kills me inside
Thats bad, very bad
Hi
have someone mentioned it to her 
So more extremely lazy.
Yeah
whatd she say
I think she's just old and doesn't understand the problems with it
Don't think so
Welsh sounds like the language the bugs speak in hollow knight
o deer

🦌
Not the pervy bugs 😟
I would ask for my money back
Pervy?
Fair
bug
Dim
Yeah, pervert bugs
I wasn't aware they were pervy
Neither was I?
maybe he's been only seen r34 side of it
vhat
hat
vwhat
Stealing clothes, watching hornet bathe
Oh
Perverts
ya boi
You will get sauced for this
Man the stick figure bug woman really gets people horny huh
you have no idea
the buguss- 
I much prefer other women personally

Try not to quit the game when you see (Power Supply Interruption) challenge
Yeah man kinda sucks,n! Eyes hurty!

So what we all up to
At work, as usual.
Best mode tbh
God I hate radiohead
Isn't that the company that sold batteries, power cords, remote control toys, and radio parts?
No they’re a band
made dinner 
... was going for a Radio Shack joke, but it flopped tremendously
what's for dinner?
Nailed gun
radios don't even work as heads how do they breathe
Magic I guess
It would appear my superior choice of music has had the kids around the block branded me as "Weeb mann"
Only in the morning... the AM.
I'll bite... what is Weebman's theme song?
Are they like tool?
WEEB ON THE BLOCK WEEB ON THE BLOCK
ok time to quit my job and take on a female pen name to writer monster erotica on Amazon
The weebs on the bus go round and round?
I’m thinking Barbara Argylle as my pen name
Gurgle Namer
It's better than my pen name
Only the very best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQmEERvqq70
Thanks, i'll be here all week
Sorry Paul I didn’t mean it 😔
Im also ignoring that second part
I laughed
@little marten in Cities Skylines 2 I'm going to build a British city just to see if I fuckin could
What’s that
Is cities skylines any good
Sure what’s it West of?
If i had a pen name, it'd be Lora or Miranda, not sure on last name
Shite band
Hammerthorn?
Makes sense lol
manchester
Dunno, names just gave off same vibe
The council estate in one of my stories is called Pullwich so not far off
I enjoyed a few city builders
it's west of Wales... in the middle of the sea lmao
Hey, does anyone have 20 min's time to help me get the 'just a flesh wound' achievement on Zealot?
Somehow not played that one
idk what it's west of
please join strike party 2
it's just west of SOMETHING
Ok sorry sorry I like the name
Wouldn't that just be Ireland?
damn, you're right.
west of west youll just fall off the earth
Btw is that one dog girl still around
Pfftf, Irish
but I'm building a UK city, not an Irish one.
Recreate my town and GENTRIFY it for me
I forgot her name
you got it boss
Dont forgot the betting shops and Toby Carvery
what food mac
Oh you also have betting shops lol
We ONLY have betting shops
What's a betting shop
It’s where you go when you manage to clear a chunk of your 35k credit debt
You go in and bet on football teams or something
And loose
Most are kebab shops now
Anyone want to weigh in on the gravy with fish and chips argument?
i hate gravy
Glad to see we’re all eating like dogs if they were humans
gravy is literally flavored slop
Why?
WE BANGIN IN THE EAST AND BANGIN IN THE WEST
Till this day i have yet to try Parsley sauce
brb let me add some gravy on double pounder cheeseburger and fries so my arteries really get a workout
Aka "Liquor"
local dish called adobo
Mac is filipino?
And it's all quiet on the Eastern Front...
Nuh uh 
Good, wasn't very fun there


There is absolutely nothing wrong with that sentence.
I imagine not.
auric level cholesterol
Yeah, there was a small hullabaloo , just a bit of a mishap

with Lights Out

Nurgle type sentences lmao
More Slaaneshi, due to the excess?
Hello carol
Who up Mootashing they Phaarg rn
If that’s what you go by
Maybe but eating until you die of artery clogging could be either
My ex
Why are you saying my name? 
That makes you sick
noob is awake
Its the first one to call me like that
I’m not calling you flesh tearer lover that’s too long
patch 13 community update today or tomorrow i think
FTL? Would that work?
Brothar 
Makes sense
U can call me Phoenix or Lyn's gf, that work too
Alrighty
YAAAAY
My sister from another mister, how it do how it be
Morning shitasses ❤️
my brother was waiting for it all day lmao
You overcome that cold yet? @regal jasper
for vwhat
the CU for sm2
it could either be today or tomorrow
since it is thursday for france its likely today or idk
they did say thursday before
ye, i told him maybe we're jsut a day ahead considering our time zone lmao
Can you animation cancel to roll yet?
nope
💀
What’s in the update
Hello alexander
Armageddon box reveal tomorrow
Possible new character customisation such as capes to tactical, new roadmap update, iron hands chapter pack, new pistol, new pve mission possibly i think

Capes is very cool Ngl
le Box
i just HOPE capes are to more classes and not sniper
Yeah seems alright
my captains look ASS without them
Im good, im at school rn
yea
Yeah, probably this will released in 2 weeks
Yeah, im just coughing a lil bit
But it’ll be fun enough
likely
My Scythes of the Emperor drip will be complete
but hey at least I caan have better looks for my captains
thats if they allow us to customise the color of said cape or it isnt tied to the ultramarines emblem
💀
i have a crazy idea for fatshark - coats unlockable as FREE cosmetics, the only afaik is the veteran green coat
wtf is the drip with all those jackets tucked into pants, nahhhh 💀
We finally will can change the stupid cape?
#CapeForRejects
oh and forgot patch 13 brins in more customisation for tech
Time for Helldivers and Darktide to merge
DarkHell
Dark Divers
I hope we can do that, i hate my sniper cape

wow caine you are so funny
Its not even new
They just slowed down the krieg bit from the yarrick trailer
really? I havent watched it lmao
just saw the thumbnail and like, huh


put tank in a mall!
anyway happy eating, gonna have some pollock
Sorry late reply
It’s blood angles 📐 vs orks
11th edition slop
7 11

oomf!!!!!!!!!
Weezo
hello
HIIIIII
awoo
TWIIIN
sorry sweaty but some of us take extra time to get beauty sleep
Moshi moshii 
Would 3d printed foods, like the ones getting made in labs, have calories in em? 
3d printed steak
i wouldn't mind trying one
Caloric theory moment
THEORY?
what are those two dudes doing in ur profile banner
Almost kissing
fenrir
henno
you hate me
yayyyy jesus 
. . .. . ..
Lies
you did NOT reply to me............................
but I AM just about to go and make breakfast
freaky
Oh sorry I'm bad with DMs
literally killed you for three days straight
I'll be back in like an hour ish and then I will

have nice brekky dum
3d printed ketchup
plastic spice?
Hopefully… soon.
Domer
Hello
One of my build suddenly got reset back to old build when changing builds

Is this possible?
i love that emote
I know, I can invite you for the sticker sever if you want it
Yeah game lags alot these days:•( did you save it somewhere or at least took a pic of it before it restarted?
yes pls!
It's ok I remember what build I use but it so weird that I was doing ok with new build this morning and got reset just now gg
I’m so sorry that happened:•( dw I believe in you good luck gg!
Hello JerryGoh from Darktide 
What if I just did this..



dont do it elios, so much to live for
I’m going to spend $5 very soon
On what.

nuggets?
Better be.
yumm
No one will know until they see it
Krieg drip
Let me get that real quick.. no questions
$17 for a single bundle 👻
Buying Krieg?
nope
Buying clothes for Krieg?
the answer is with my sticker
FOR 5 DOLLARS?!
Awwwwww eat well Elios :•)
its cheap in australie
gyoza 
That’s okay too

@stuck crescent
gotta wait 2 more hours until community update
Krieg slop




