general-chat

[woven sigil]

I am aware, but I don't live in America and have visited authetic Chinese-run places before when I used to live in Brighton, it was legit food, it just wasnt to my taste

[fiery wave]

Ah. I would assume they might change the flavour to suit the locals a little.

[woven sigil]

Maybe slightly, but there was a lot of Chinese clientele the few times I went, so that says something

[fiery wave]

Sometimes they serve a different version depending on customer. A milder version for someone they don't recognise.

[pure quail]

I mean, "chinese food" as a "genre" is the more like fast food esque chinese restaurants you find in the west

[woven sigil]

One of the perks about the UK being an island is that we have a lot of immigration from all over the planet and thustly the food you're able to get hold of has massive cultural variety. Certainly a vast amount more than the US seems to think we have

[somber stream]

Half the Chinese menu is fried chicken

[fiery wave]

Wot.

[gloomy tartan]

I really fucking love chips

Hashbrowns

French fries

[somber stream]

In Mainz

[woven sigil]

That's true, yeah, same for Indian and Nepalese places, you have to ask them for the real deal specifically, but they always like it if you do, bless em

[gloomy tartan]

The potato is important to me

[pure quail]

China is a massive country with a lot of different cultures and ways to prepare food, if you want actual authentic chinese food you're gonna have to specify the region

[gloomy tartan]

That’s one issue with time travel

How can I live without potato

[fiery wave]

I mean, they joke about British food being bland.

[somber stream]

Sichuan

[gloomy tartan]

I would spread the potato early if I time traveled

[somber stream]

I want my tongue to go limp for half a day please

[woven sigil]

They "joke" about it, but you would be very shocked at just how common it is for them to beleive its actually the case

[pure quail]

but what we in the west think of as "chinese food" isn't really a thing in China the same way it is here, no

man I want to go back to China some day

[somber stream]

I know at least 3 provinces in China i want to visit

[woven sigil]

Its very hard for an island nation to not end up as a melting pot for large numbers of cultures because we liteally need that influx of people to keep things running

[pure quail]

have you been there beofre?

[fiery wave]

Mostly because the real deal is chili padi lvls. XD

[somber stream]

Guandong and Sichuan is top 2 for sure

[somber stream]

Nah

But i have a friend there

[pure quail]

my ex lives in Tianjin so I've been there and in Beijing, was a great time

[pure quail]

good, that's the best way to experience anywhere

[somber stream]

Guy said he can sort out some sort of tour to north Korea for me if i'd like to

[woven sigil]

Yeah, for the proper experience you would have to go, but you can get a good ballpark from a well run establishment, though thats true for food from other places basically in every sense. To get the best of something that isnt native to where you live, you sort of have to visit. Same deal as becoming truly fluent with another language, really you need to be immersed in the culture for a while

[fiery wave]

Depends on place you go tbh. But most Chinese places I hear about sounds like fake Chinese food. Or fusion.

[pure quail]

one evening we went to get peking duck and my ex and her friend had found a place on social media but when the taxi driver asked where we were going and they said that restaurant he immediately knew they had found it on social media and recommended a local place instead and it was amazing

it was an amazing restaurant

10/10 would visit again

[fiery wave]

I mean, there are going to be bland food, but it's not everything.

[somber stream]

Peking duck, sounds familiar

Crispy skin, savoury but juicy meat?

[pure quail]

yeah, you of ourse can find proper authentic food from anywhere if you try hard enough, but it's very hard to find actual good stuff

I did find an african place that served what as far as I know was proper authentic east african food

[woven sigil]

Limited to large, cosmopolitan cities for the most part

[fiery wave]

Locals usually know better.

[pure quail]

yeah that

[fiery wave]

Yes. You put skin on pau.

[pure quail]

yeah, eat the skin with a good amount of sugar on

[somber stream]

What's a pau

Like bao?

[woven sigil]

For sure, but there is bland food over there too, biscuits and gravy springs to mind, though no doubt thats not the norm when it comes to their cuisine

[vivid zinc]

Day 3 of nolifing Diablo 4 lol

[somber stream]

Asian food is very colourful

West is more elegant

But the taste isn't as bold

[fiery wave]

I know, also nobody should be using chili jam.

[pure quail]

that's the thing about Scandinavian food, it doesn't look that great when plated

[fiery wave]

Yes, same thing. Different way to spell.

[pure quail]

but that's not the purpose of it, it's easy to make filling food that just tastes good

a meatloaf doesn't look fantastic when served but it's very good

[somber stream]

Different culture, different way to address, same shit lol

[pure quail]

also unlike southern europe we don't lock our women in the kitchen all day to prepare a single meal

coughcough

[somber stream]

Which part of southern europe, exactly

The men actively participate in cooking, sometime insist on taking the role in the kitchen even

[pure quail]

idk it's just a stereotype of Latin countries having huge meals for every meal

meaning someone has to be standing there cooking for 5 hours for every meal

[somber stream]

That's Balkan lol

[pure quail]

the balkan is southern europe

not latin though

[somber stream]

I dated a Finnish/Serbian some years back

[pure quail]

I usually think of Italy and Spain for the huge meals

[somber stream]

Had the chance to visit her village in Serbia

[pure quail]

ohhh

noice

[somber stream]

There was a party in the village, all the women went to the kitchen

I wanted to take part to assist but they shoo'ed me away

[woven sigil]

Funny you say that actually, my old dear makes it every once in a while and chucks me a couple of jars. Its bloody good stuff too

[pure quail]

I worked alongside a couple of Bosnians last year when I worked at the jail

they were very lovely

well one of them hated everyone and everything

but the others were nice

[somber stream]

Tell me Swedish man, is it true that your prison is no different from a 3 stars hotel

[pure quail]

our prisons are quite nice yeah

[woven sigil]

Time to go to Sweden and commit some petty crimes

[pure quail]

Norway is where you want to go for the really nice prisons though

[somber stream]

I thought about that too, but then Interpol exist

[pure quail]

you'll probably just be fine for petty crimes

also our government is currently looking into hiring prison spots in Lithuania

[woven sigil]

True enough

[formal mortar]

Petty crimes makes me want to replay Mercenaries

[pure quail]

because our own prison system is extremely underfunded, because then they can pretend the system doesn't work and then they can privatise it

[fiery wave]

It's mostly the skin though. You make an empty one, peel it into two and put the skin inbetween.

[woven sigil]

Christ thats a blast from the past, such good games back in the day

[pure quail]

but it's fine they're throwing a ton of money at the cops they just don't care about giving any money to the people actually taking care of the criminals once they're off the street

[formal mortar]

I would play it but it's hard to get it to work properly on emulator sometimes

[pure quail]

of course a team of 8 people should serve 3 meals a day to 600 people

[fiery wave]

Not in Asian cuisine you do.

[pure quail]

as in 8 in total, the entire kitchen workforce

[formal mortar]

My ps2 is broken so I use an emulator and an external cd reader to play my games now

[somber stream]

Wait i think we are talking about 2 different thing here, i was referring to Bahn Bao

Like uhhh, dumpling? With meat filling

[fiery wave]

Pau/bao is bread.

Well bun.

[somber stream]

Wot

[cobalt lichen]

evening, nerds

[somber stream]

Bahn is also bread

[formal mortar]

Anacondas like buns

[somber stream]

So bread bread?

[waxen sleet]

The existence of a dumpling, suggests the existence of a full size dumple

[sly quest]

Hi hiii

[formal mortar]

chai tea is tea tea

[fiery wave]

Bread bun.

[pure quail]

包, bao, bread

or bun, yes

[cobalt lichen]

How goes it?

[woven sigil]

How so?

[somber stream]

Very fair

[waxen sleet]

And Naan Bread, is Bread Bread

[formal mortar]

Yep

[fiery wave]

Just don't use chili jam to replace things.

[sly quest]

Clockworks is the name of one of the best clothes brands I’ve ever seen. Their vintage clothes are always peak

[woven sigil]

Dumpletruck

[somber stream]

You know Mandarin?

[waxen sleet]

Amazing name for a Food Truck

[cobalt lichen]

I think I have some of their products

[sly quest]

How are you doing today did you eat some cheese p:?

[pure quail]

a little bit, started learning because of my ex

[cobalt lichen]

yeah I did 😞

[woven sigil]

Huh? Why would you do that anyway? Its for spreading on toast

[somber stream]

Same, a little bit of Perkele on my end

[pure quail]

perkele is like 45% of Finnish

[woven sigil]

Actually true tbh

[pure quail]

another 10% is vittu

so you're basically fluent

[somber stream]

True

[sly quest]

You’re so goated

[somber stream]

I also Sauna for more than 15 minutes so i'm basically honorary Finnish at this point

[pure quail]

nice

[cobalt lichen]

50% cheese in my veins

[pure quail]

imagine being goated instead of capybarad

[somber stream]

Also about 15 shots of Rakia so declared honorary Serbian by the village as well

Mister worldwide

[pure quail]

hell yeah

[fiery wave]

Oh, then is okay. I keep hearing horror stories of ppl using them in place of chili sauce.

[waxen sleet]

The musician named after a dog but looks like a naked molerat?

[somber stream]

Yes

[pure quail]

yeah it's him

mr wide in the flesh

[fiery wave]

They are different things. Do not chili jam in place of chili sauce.

[woven sigil]

Jesus christ no

[waxen sleet]

I'm gonna do that now just to spite you muahahahaha

[jaunty path]

should I suffer in havoc today

[sleek harness]

Yes no doubt

[somber stream]

I miss fish sauce

[waxen sleet]

We suffer everyday, we merely choose the instrument of it... but no, do Expeditions.

[fiery wave]

Some people did just that and ruined their dishes.

[pure quail]

I have a whole bottle of fish sauce in my fridge

[jaunty path]

Fuck noo

[pure quail]

used it to make a single dish

never had a use for it again

[sleek harness]

Havoc ia more fun

[jaunty path]

I wanna have FUN and FLEX on other people

[somber stream]

Who the fuck store fish sauce in a fridge

[waxen sleet]

Suffer with us in Deadside

[somber stream]

FISH SAUCE, FRIDGE

[sleek harness]

You don't put sauce in the fridge?

[pure quail]

idk it felt like the place to put an open bottled of food liquid

[jaunty path]

And be told what to do by dipshits? no

[woven sigil]

I am incapable of feeling pity for them

[somber stream]

Have you any idea how it was made

[pure quail]

anyway I'm gonna go make meatballs now

[pure quail]

no

[waxen sleet]

Tell them what to do then, embrace being the HBIC

[somber stream]

It has enough salt content to kill any germ that even think about getting close to the cap

[jaunty path]

no

[pure quail]

and if I then put it in the fridge it will be even more effective at it

[waxen sleet]

Sauce question: Do you store Ketchup/Catsup in the Fridge or no?

[jaunty path]

expeditions can suck it completely

[woven sigil]

No.

[sleek harness]

Okay but cold sauce

[somber stream]

It would be find to keep it at room temperature as well

[somber stream]

Yeah that go in the fridge

[woven sigil]

The only common condiment that goes in the fridge is mayo

[waxen sleet]

Lol.

[fiery wave]

You do if you don't use it often enough.

[woven sigil]

Aside from anything you make fresh ofc, that changes how you keep it

[sleek harness]

Don't ❌ me

[fiery wave]

Uhh, mold gives no karks. Is how you get moldy oyster sauce.

[somber stream]

But the smell

[woven sigil]

I'm sure at least one of you weirdos puts mustard in the fridge

[sleek harness]

I am trying to make mustard gas

[waxen sleet]

I do... right next to the Ketchup

[somber stream]

I store whole grain mustard in the fridge, yeah

[woven sigil]

[waxen sleet]

Consume enough Tacos and you may

[woven sigil]

Desgusting

[fiery wave]

But it traumatises me.

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

If it's lethal then I doing it

[woven sigil]

Look down upon them, for they are not worthy of your trauma

[sleek harness]

Also I never had tacos in my life

[fiery wave]

Well, if you are Thai, your fridge already smells of fermented crab/fish anyway.

[sleek harness]

Isn't just cheap hotdogs

[woven sigil]

Fermented crab...

Man I bet thats a truly unique stench

[somber stream]

That's no excuse...

I clean my fridge once a month

[regal jasper]

so lets try it for the first time together

[sleek harness]

I don't share

[fiery wave]

It is. We forgot to request no crabs one pad thai... RIP.

[waxen sleet]

The words "low tide" come to mind... as well as few other choice words

[regal jasper]

I didnt ask if u share or no, u're gonna eat with me, ill force u.

[little marten]

Neighbour has changed the boundary on our front garden that we own responsibility for in the deed

War with a boomer has begun

[waxen sleet]

Same, we call it Leftover Day

[woven sigil]

Jesus, my condolences

[somber stream]

I pray for your victory 🙏

[fiery wave]

Time to wave legal things?

[waxen sleet]

The boomer wars, begun they have

[woven sigil]

Time to string a cattlefence round your borders

[sleek harness]

That's

Unexpected

Why the hell you want to force me, Foolish Skaven the Famous to eat with you?

[fiery wave]

Honestly, if you thought fish sauce stinks... I think you'll faint from fermented crabs.

[little marten]

Problem is the deed is fucking shit lmao

Hard to tell for sure

[sleek harness]

Nurgle Jamer

[little marten]

But fairly certain is OURS

[woven sigil]

Projectile vomit myself into a coma, aye

[somber stream]

Fermented crab sounds like the worst kind of nightmare

[sleek harness]

Fermented cheese

[regal jasper]

Cause you're my friend and my friend doesnt have choices.

[fiery wave]

It sure has flavour... but still.

[woven sigil]

All cheese is fermented lul

[somber stream]

That's how cheese are made

[waxen sleet]

Gamesworkshop needs to look into maritime Death Guard or Nurglings... Low Tide Warband

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Cheese smells bad

[woven sigil]

Depends on the cheese

[fiery wave]

Sounds like alt universe things.

[woven sigil]

Some of it doesnt smell of anything

[somber stream]

Paint the deed with righteous fury

[woven sigil]

Other cheeses smell like someone died with a smeggy bellend

[fiery wave]

Or ehm, Fantasy might work better.

[sleek harness]

Did Lynxiee had a choice?

[sleek harness]

Can you send the other cursed sticker

[jaunty path]

ugh, my enjoyment of warhammer has been ruined FOREVER by the canonization of femtodes 😒

[regal jasper]

Actually, no.

[waxen sleet]

Like Deathguard wielding enormous anchors and looking like Big Daddies from Bioshock (Diving Suits), and the Daemons looking like Crustaceans or Octopi...

[sleek harness]

So why me and not her

[woven sigil]

Peak ragebait, I rate 8/8 m8

[fiery wave]

Btw, Durian smells like Heaven compared. And actually tastes good.

[regal jasper]

why not the three of us?

[fiery wave]

All fermented and rotting.

[woven sigil]

Never had that before, though I've heard its pretty smelly. Whats the flavour like?

[jaunty path]

there is no rage bait I am ANGRY 😠

[sleek harness]

That's horrible

[jaunty path]

important day tomorrow

yipee

[waxen sleet]

Exactly... they come and go with the Tide as they raid worlds, it sounds kinda dope

[regal jasper]

u dont have choice... And Ill pay the tacos!!

[sleek harness]

How much do I get

[fiery wave]

Bittersweet, creamy. If you get good one anyway. Could be more sweet than bitter for cheaper ones. Bitter ones are crazy ex. I like the sweeter ones more.

[sleek harness]

Depending on the amount of tacos I will force to have a choice

[woven sigil]

Interesting. I'll keep my eyes out for one, always keen to try something once

[fiery wave]

Yep. And would fit in sense as a small side thing that them Pirate Orks meet.

[somber stream]

I love Durian

Wouldn't buy one home though

[fiery wave]

Do not Thai ones. They are harvested unripe. Tasteless.

[sleek harness]

Who is Durian

[regal jasper]

a hug?

[somber stream]

Super fruit

[regal jasper]

and free tacos

[sleek harness]

I meant tacos

[somber stream]

King of fruits, actually

[sleek harness]

Amount

[woven sigil]

Noted, will be sure to check the country of origin

[sleek harness]

You know

Numbers

Thing you probably don't know

[regal jasper]

how much do you want?

[sleek harness]

3000

[waxen sleet]

Throw in a Rogue Trader encounter, and some Void Trident Astartes and we're set

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Void_Tridents

[regal jasper]

u not eating 3000 tacos

[sleek harness]

Yeah I am not

[fiery wave]

Or get durian ice cream. Mao shan wang icecream.

[sleek harness]

I just want to break your bank account

[sly quest]

Can I have 1 Skaven had enough already

[sleek harness]

No

[regal jasper]

Sure

[fiery wave]

Cool mini campaign go.

[woven sigil]

Long shot I'd be able to find that round here if I'm honest, though I'm not keen on sugary desserts for the most part

A good honey greek yogurt is about as far as I generally go with sweet stuff

[fiery wave]

They are usually milder without being tasteless imo. Could try frozen Malaysian ones.

Just put in chiller for awhile before eating.

Assuming you can't get fresh.

[woven sigil]

Sadly I live in a pretty rural area, so thats a bit of a limitation when it comes to accessing more exotic food at this point in life

[fiery wave]

Will neuter the smell to a degree though.

[woven sigil]

Thats probably not a good thing for the full experience, even if its not a nice smell

[fiery wave]

Honestly, it's not as bad as what ppl say.

[waxen sleet]

Do you guys refigerate Ranch with the Ketchup and Mustard?

[sleek harness]

Mustard gas

In the fridge

[woven sigil]

I would Ranch, yes, but not ketchup or mustard, thats wrongun behaviour

[somber stream]

All dressings go to the fridge

Things get real hot here during summer

[woven sigil]

Taking that with a pinch of salt

[waxen sleet]

And some tequila with a slice of lime?

[woven sigil]

Dressings yes, but ketchup and mustard are condiments, not dressings

[waxen sleet]

Does that include compression socks?

[somber stream]

Compression what

[woven sigil]

Hold the lime, just give me a whiskey glass and the bottle

[somber stream]

I had ketchup turn sour on me once, never again

[waxen sleet]

You missed the bit earilier, nevermind

[waxen sleet]

Fair enough

[woven sigil]

That's.. kinda impressive tbh

Musta been sat a good while

[jaunty path]

I wonder how long.

Licht got prehistoric ketchup

[somber stream]

About a week or two in 38 degree weather

[amber delta]

[woven sigil]

At least 7 months I'd wager

[somber stream]

It was one hot and moist summer, not the pleasant kind

[waxen sleet]

Catsupsaurus? Ketchupsaurus?

[fiery wave]

Up to you. Unless you are hyper sensitive to smells. Well, I am but even then. Still more put off by how expensive they are.

[rain idol]

I remember 40 degree weather i really didn't like it considering it wasn't a dry heat as well

[waxen sleet]

Hot and Wet?

[woven sigil]

Well.. due to a rough past, my sense of smell was borderline non-functional until recent years where its slowly started to work effectively again so it might well be a bit overpowering, but it aint gonna be fermented crab bad, so there is that bonus Aye, no context on price atm, have to see in the shops if an when one pops up

[rain idol]

i still feel the heat on my skin

[woven sigil]

Always good, but not when its the weather 😏

40c is like actually life threatening temperature for Britain though

[somber stream]

I heard Canada is cool most time of the year

[waxen sleet]

It puts the lotion on the skin...

[woven sigil]

Nowhere has AC and also we're not used to heat like that

[fiery wave]

Is like $28-$58 for one on avg. Can be higher.

Depends on 'breed'.

[woven sigil]

Thats Aussie dollarydoos though?

[fiery wave]

No, SGD.

[waxen sleet]

According to Bluey, those are called dollarbucks

[rain idol]

Untill summer it's hell

[woven sigil]

About 15 quid GBP on the low end, yeah thats pretty steep for a fruit

[fiery wave]

Is like AUD $30-$60.

[somber stream]

I installed an AC, it's all in the past now

The electric bill however...

[fiery wave]

Yeah, King of fruits. Priced insanely. If you go Malaysia, I suggest a Durian Tour.

Cheaper to eat on a farm.

[woven sigil]

Would love to, but alas travel is expensive

[fiery wave]

RIP. Now you know why my wind turbine is precious.

[waxen sleet]

Most controversial fridge question: Do you put Peanut Butter in the Fridge?

[fiery wave]

Yes, if we know we won't finish in like 2 weeks.

Remember, it's like 31°C at night here.

[waxen sleet]

Really? We actually leave that one out for weeks on end

[fiery wave]

When the room temp is 30°C to 38°C, yeah.

[marsh iris]

warm peanut

buter

[gloomy tartan]

Hey wtf is peanut oil

[somber stream]

Peanut butter and nutella stay in the cabinet

Until summer

[marsh iris]

peanut oil is nice

[gloomy tartan]

Chick fil a is all proud of using peanut oil.

Can you just buy it

Liek is it expensive

[marsh iris]

yeah

ground nut oil a little more expensive than veg oil

[waxen sleet]

When you bury a nut underground for a few million years and drill up the fluid that it turns into

[gloomy tartan]

Darn

[waxen sleet]

And comparative to coconut oil

[marsh iris]

i like the aroma

[waxen sleet]

The scent of nut oil...

[gloomy tartan]

I enjoyed it when I had chik fil a but I stopped going cuz they kept fuckint up orders and undercooking food.

Mayb I should just buy a lil bit of the peanut oil

Switch up oils every once in a while

[fading otter]

So is Five Guys

[gloomy tartan]

Five guys fries tasted like dog shit

I was not impressed

Soggy sad fries

Only thing worse was wingsstop fries

[fading otter]

Damn your local joint definitely fucked up then I’ve only had it like 3 times because there’s not many in Canada but no times were the fries soggy lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Well that’s Canada

People might give a fuck there

Have life behind their eyes

A soul lmao

Lots of folks here are fucking hollow undead from dark souls

I’ve usually had no issues with Burgerking mc Donald’s jack in the box and Carl’s Jr.

Wendy’s is better now but it’s been hit and miss in the past

I have followed the quality of French fries like a fucking scientist monitoring global warming

[fading otter]

Wendy’s is a classic

I fuck with A&W

[drowsy lynx]

The only five guys I've been to smelled better than the food tasted, like how do you even do that

Saddest greasiest burger and fries I've had in quite a while lol

[gloomy tartan]

Visited one when I visited Route 66 and it was so bomb

Wendy’s used to have better food

It’s bounced back

[drowsy lynx]

And my peanut allergic friend had to wait outside because every surface had some kind of oil on it due to how they put fries in the bag

[gloomy tartan]

But old Wendy’s was so goooood

But too much salt I guess

Let us die happy

Stop trying to make us live forever

Fuck

Just because jo shcmo is 90000 poinds and the 20th of his lineage to die from your fucking burger

[drowsy lynx]

I remember when they announced the reworked fries, my only thought was "people didn't like the old ones?"

[gloomy tartan]

They loved them

BUT OOO

ITS HEALTBIER

I DONT FICKKNG CARE

[drowsy lynx]

Anyone eating fast food fries already does not care lol

[gloomy tartan]

Old Wendy’s fries was top 3 best fries

They atleast got better quality control now

But it only became a issue when they tried to go healthy lol

[lusty estuary]

fives guys is really funny because everyone be gassing it tf up but it's literally the grey sludge burger from spongebob

[gloomy tartan]

The old salty aS fuck food was atleast cooked in old Wendy’s

Five guys and wingstop fries are straight soggy buns

[lusty estuary]

i think people just really like the novelty of them just pouring an ungodly amount of french fries into your to-go bag

[gloomy tartan]

THE FRIES ARE SHIT

more shit doesn’t make the shit taste BETTWR

It’s just oily soggy

Fuckint

It’s like eating a salad

[lusty estuary]

tbh i think for most people its quantity over quality when it comes to french fries

[gloomy tartan]

I might as well go chew on a potato covered in fuckint olive oil

[gloomy tartan]

Ok if it was actual quality Maybie

I would agree

If it’s acceptable quality yeah

[lusty estuary]

because the worst a french fry can get is just being kinda soggy

its hard to fuck up a french fry

[gloomy tartan]

It can be undercooked soggy garbage

Believe me humans have FUCKED UP French fries

As insane as it is to imagine

Under cooked soggy as fuck

You taste the raw potato

Utter heresy

[lusty estuary]

mfs be fucking up pouring the milk into their cereal ig so it isn't surprising

[gloomy tartan]

If I pay for food I like it to be mf cooked fully

Ya know

I don’t expect some Michelin chief shit

[patent grove]

Even steak?

[gloomy tartan]

But id like it cooked properly

You know

Like the basics

Like I’d enjoy not getting food poisoning

[shy sandal]

I heard you're supposed to freeze your fries before frying them, that way they are crunchy outside, but soft inside

[gloomy tartan]

I can explain this

It’s starch

The starch in potato’s gives them the crunch

If you wash your potatoes after cutting them

Then allow them to dry

The starch goes from the inside to the outside

Gives you crunch outside soft inside

This is why reheating fries can make them all hard inside

The starch hardens

[shy sandal]

A way a person enjoys their steak can reveal a lot about them

[gloomy tartan]

Wash fries after cutting then dry before cooking for extra crunchy French fries

[fading otter]

This guy fries

[gloomy tartan]

Causes the starch that gives it the crunch to all go to the outside instead of remaining inside

It makes a noticeable difference

It’s legit just the starch lol.

I couldn’t believe it until I tried it myself

[shy sandal]

I cook for myself, and no one else

[gloomy tartan]

Cook for the local raccoons

Get them into Italian food

[somber stream]

Smart

Gain protection from the local gang

[gloomy tartan]

Give them little gold chains

And tank tops

Introduce them to the sopranos

[somber stream]

Maybe a glock or two

[gloomy tartan]

Play it from your I pad

Or laptop

Name thrm after sopranos characters

[woven sigil]

I would say less so how they enjoy it, however watching someone cook one is pretty telling

Mind you, thats true watching anyone cook anything

[tiny pivot]

Day 2 of begging Fatshark to give Hive Scum a free weekend so I can finally play it

[jaunty path]

day 2 of begging Games Workshop to give Hivescum a free weekend

[somber stream]

True, i don't trust people leaving their kitchen dirty and only clean the very last moment after they've already finished eating

[jaunty path]

Do you expect anything free from GW?

[tiny pivot]

Just one weekend is all I ask, I'm sure they can find it in their hearts to do that

[jaunty path]

The """heart""" of a corporate company

[tiny pivot]

Yeah!

[woven sigil]

Outside the model of the month, no

[jaunty path]

Naive soul

[tiny pivot]

:(

[woven sigil]

Not keeping it clean is a massive red-flag for sure

[jaunty path]

My advice: Watch youtube videos and think about it

Youtube videos of hive scum

[woven sigil]

Also cross contamination of meat and non-meat products, though generally not a problem provided its all being cooked, still makes me see a person as dirty

[jaunty path]

reviews, weapon showcases.

ask for opinions in #hivescum-class

[tiny pivot]

Oh my mind is very made up already, my bank account just disagrees

[somber stream]

2 chopping frays mothafuckahh

[jaunty path]

aaaaaaa.

Well

I'd ask a friend

[somber stream]

The wood is for veggies and plastic for meat

[woven sigil]

Damn right, preferably made of solid hardwood

[tiny pivot]

I have uh, no friends who play Darktide, much less any who would be willing to help me out

[woven sigil]

Another red flag, an this one you'll relate to if you've ever worked in a kitchen, is people throwing chef's knives into the sink whilst its full of soapy water

Actually despise that

[shy sandal]

My dad would make a mess in the kitchen and then tell me to clean it afterwards. I would, because his lasagna was delicious, but, it did piss me off.

[jaunty path]

rip.

[woven sigil]

That's just being young at home

[shy sandal]

Like, how the fuck did you get 5 different pans dirty? FOR ONE DISH!

[drowsy lynx]

Lasagna is fairly labor intensive to make

[elder merlin]

[woven sigil]

You've gotta feed and clothe your crotch goblin for 18 years, least they can do is a bit of housework every once in a while

[drowsy lynx]

I know I make a big mess whenever I'm making it lol

I brought a smoked pulled pork chili to work with honey cornbread today

[somber stream]

No no that's normal, thing is. Cooks usually clean after themselves while making food. Keep the station clean

[drowsy lynx]

My vegan coworker said she's thinking about going home early because it smells too good

[jaunty path]

My mom makes a mess and once when the planets align she cleans up after herself

[cosmic burrow]

mate check you dms

[jaunty path]

She doesn't.

[shy sandal]

That's just dangerous

[somber stream]

I used to work in a kitchen way back then, the discipline was real

[woven sigil]

Cleaning as you go is pretty important if you're in a working kitchen, at least as much as you can manage, though thats what the kitchen bitch is for

[woven sigil]

Correct. It very much is, and it only takes you cutting a gouge in your hand once to have a life-long hatred of it

[somber stream]

Dish boy

[hazy kestrel]

What is this mythical entity

[jaunty path]

"Kitchen Bitch" 😭

[elder merlin]

I've tried making goulash before but i fucked up the pasta a bit

[jaunty path]

The cruelty

[elder merlin]

Never tried lasagna

[cosmic burrow]

i wanna help you

[woven sigil]

It's that dude you keep letting out for a smoke break every ten minutes instead of shouting at his slack ass to actually do something for his paycheck

[jaunty path]

Weird.

Strange even

[elder merlin]

@hazy kestrel, i've eaten lasagna, i've just never tried making it myself

[hazy kestrel]

Oh okay

[shy sandal]

I had a very stereotypically italian grandma growing up. And my dad learned how to cook from her

[woven sigil]

Everyone starts at the bottom in kitchens. You're kitchen bitch till you can prove you're a bigger asset than just a dishwasher

[shy sandal]

He never wrote recipes down though

[elder merlin]

I wish i had someone to learn cooking from as a child

[hazy kestrel]

All that knowledge, lost D:

[dire kayak]

oouuggghhh

[somber stream]

Cooks appreciate earnest, show them you mean business and they'll treat you right

[woven sigil]

It's one of those things that should be taught in every school across every nation. Its such an essential life-skill

[dire kayak]

personman

[somber stream]

Sit around and wait for cue? You get the slurs

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[dire kayak]

what's your opinion of the burning of the library of alexandria

[hazy kestrel]

Well, we don’t know for sure whether it really happened

A lot of conjecture

Or maybe I’m thinking of something else idk

[shy sandal]

My dad was like

"You watch me cook, you learn to cook. I watched my mom cook, i learned how to cook, i don't write stuff down"

That's how i learned to make half the shit i know now

[drowsy lynx]

Inhale book, receive knowledge

[woven sigil]

There have been many historical examples of mass book burnings or the torching of libraries, it might not be as embelished as its made out to be given its a pretty notorious story, but there is probably a decent amount of truth to it

[hazy kestrel]

But the sacred texts! :(

[elder merlin]

We had home ec in high school or middle school, but i dont remember much of it. Just the basics like avoid cross contamination and whatnot, dont put a hot pan into cold water and shit

[lethal solstice]

You should absolutely put hot pans in cold water

They make fun noises

[shy sandal]

My father was very much a strict parent. He got softer after i grew up, but as a kid, he was brutal, lol

[woven sigil]

Aye, it used to be a normal thing, but its not been there for quite some time as I understand it. Had it back when i was a lad too, though bless her, the old lady teaching us to cook actually did teach us meals and how to prep stuff. She knew we'd need it. Top gal

[hazy kestrel]

A narcissist parent I assume?

[shy sandal]

The implication that he might get mad was enough to make me cry

[shy sandal]

No, likely bipolar. Since i was doagnosed with it.

He had anger issues

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, the classic “walk on eggshells around the volatile parent” variant of childhood, I relate.

[elder merlin]

Well, it doesnt help that, atleast here, education has been attacked and largely defunded over the decades

[woven sigil]

Where abouts are you from if you don't mind my asking Paul?

[elder merlin]

America

[hazy kestrel]

We suffer together pal

[elder merlin]

Fuckin shithole

[somber stream]

My mother is a traditional Japanese woman, she cooks, clean and make sure all her kids know how to do the same at an early age

My miso game is so fine rn

[woven sigil]

Aye thats fair enough then, understandable. It happened here in the UK too fwiw, though not to the same degree. I've heard things about the American educational system, and none of it was good

[shy sandal]

I thought you were half korean

[hazy kestrel]

It’s awful lmao

[somber stream]

No that's Lucia

I'm Half Japanese

[hazy kestrel]

At this rate half of the country will become illiterate cavemen

Much of the US already acts as such though :(

[woven sigil]

Reject modernity, embrace club

[shy sandal]

Had a half italian and half japanese friend growing up.

They called us the quarter axis 💔

[cobalt lichen]

My class was banned from it so I learned to cook at home

[cosmic burrow]

as if they always werent

[hazy kestrel]

You know, you’re right tbh.

[woven sigil]

Heh, little fuckers causing trouble huh?

Least your parents sorted you out good

[cobalt lichen]

destroying an entire oven is a little bit of trouble, yeah.
My parents are cool. I’ve learned a lot from them.
One of those things was Warhammer 40k lmao

[woven sigil]

Based

Thats a good start right there

[cobalt lichen]

true

[somber stream]

I grew up with 3 cunts from Nottingham, their family moved to Mainz for work and they stayed until we finish highschool

[cobalt lichen]

hah Nottingham

[somber stream]

They call me "The axis power"

[cobalt lichen]

Where Warhammer is

[elder merlin]

Im pretty stupid, but im thankful enough that i didnt drink the koolaid like some of these people

[hazy kestrel]

Truth nuke

[elder merlin]

I'll never understand how any working class joe smoe thinks a billionaire works harder than they do and deserves that insane amount of wealth, its honestly mind boggling

[cosmic burrow]

mind corrupted

most of those people played the system

[woven sigil]

The irony of common sense is that its not very fuckin common

[hazy kestrel]

Thanks to this whole shitshow of the past however many years, I’m actually gonna need to draft a questionnaire for whoever I decide to date.

Their answers will help me figure out whether or not to even bother lmao.

[cosmic burrow]

im in the eat the rich camp

[hazy kestrel]

Not gonna corrupt my bloodline with alt-right genetic garbage, that’s for sure.

[woven sigil]

I can think of a few rich people I'd eat, thats for damn sure 😏

[hazy kestrel]

Who would have thought that my Gauging Public Opinion college course would actually come in handy. Lmao

[woven sigil]

You're gonna end up with a statistician, they love filling out questionnaires

[hazy kestrel]

I have 50 more sub-questions in this “8 question” survey.

[shell goblet]

sub-questions you say

[dire kayak]

i finally have my t'aunar supremacy armour

[elder merlin]

Waddup

Oh, good job quitting nicotine

[shell goblet]

hi paulll :3

[marsh iris]

give me money

[true widget]

hi everynyan

[true widget]

what will u. Use ut for

it

[shell goblet]

THANK YOU :) i quit around last august so im starting to get close to a year now :3

[marsh iris]

world peace

🫰

[true widget]

hmm okay you will get 2 cents and a Lego figure

go nuts

[marsh iris]

its a start

🛌

[elder merlin]

Nice

[waxen sleet]

I'm trying figure out dinner ideas for tonight... I have thawed chicken breasts, what nationality do I make them?

[flint mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-17185101787042100286

oh this is general chat

[waxen sleet]

And that is a general cat

[flint mauve]

no he is my special lil chud

[waxen sleet]

general chud? o7

[obtuse oak]

Nepali

[waxen sleet]

Explain.

[vivid zinc]

Ugh why is new Diablo 4 so good?

[waxen sleet]

Bc the bar for entertainment is low? /s

[vivid zinc]

srs though in terms of ARPGs now it definitely feels like king

isometric view ARPGs

[nocturne bloom]

Just a reminder that there's a movie from the 80s called CHUDs

[waxen sleet]

Literally 1984

[drowsy lynx]

Overnight air mail the breasts to Nepal

[waxen sleet]

It's a bird! It's a plane! No... It's bird breasts on a plane!

[cosmic burrow]

grimdawn

[obtuse oak]

No.

[obtuse oak]

why is it good now?

[vivid zinc]

They evened out the difficulty levels so progression through them feels better and build power has either been toned down from the top builds or brought up from most of the worst builds among a ton of new crafting systems and whatnot.

[waxen sleet]

Understood, have a nice day.

[vivid zinc]

They also consolidated resources so ur managing like 6-8 of them instead of 20 of them

[elder merlin]

Still shit

[cosmic burrow]

grimdawn best arpg i played

reccomend to everyone

[vivid zinc]

never played it

[cosmic burrow]

you should

[vivid zinc]

If there was a good 40k isometric ARPG I'd probably live there lol, depending on how good the gameplay was and how modern the game is.

[cosmic burrow]

inquisitor martyr

[vivid zinc]

Def not the same imo

[cosmic burrow]

well thats the only one that i know of

[waxen sleet]

Warhammer 40: Inquisitor - Martyr

That is the only one I can thing of off hand

[vivid zinc]

Yeah one day maybe we'll get a Diablo 40k game lol

[obtuse oak]

It exists but it's not what I would call good

Or polished

And yeah it's not really diablo-esque

[waxen sleet]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/527430/Warhammer_40000_Inquisitor__Martyr/

This thing

[cosmic burrow]

grim dawn has dual class system.

[vivid zinc]

oooo

[obtuse oak]

I played grim dawn when it first came out

[cosmic burrow]

one of its main selling points

[obtuse oak]

Should probably try it again in the big 2026

[cosmic burrow]

i can show it to you

i think i have a character saved

[vivid zinc]

I'm good. Atm I'm balls deep in min-maxing my Rogue. I got all my trap skills to have 0 cooldown xD

[cosmic burrow]

well

in grimdawn

[vivid zinc]

No resource cost AND 0 cooldown. Gee that's not broken

[cosmic burrow]

you can be a dynamite slinging cowboy

[hazy kestrel]

New Vegas moment

[obtuse oak]

I liked the Occultist

[vivid zinc]

The thing is, also, my ultimate skill is a trap ability...and it has 0 cooldown xD

[cosmic burrow]

i did warrior/shaman one

being basically thor was fun

one thing to be aware of

in grim dawn

[waxen sleet]

Someone call for a webgun?

[cosmic burrow]

forgotten gods requires you to have previous dlc

since its a continuation

of ashes of malmouth

which is a continuation of base game

both dlcs adding a class

4th dlc is in the works

adding another class

idk if there are much trap skills

not my type of play

anyway

any diablo build likely can be found in grimdawn

in some form

[vivid zinc]

Probably. Diablo 4 before this update was a fucking mess. Rotating house of ideas that kept going back n forth until people gave up cuz everything was just this mess of half-baked ideas.

[cosmic burrow]

Grimdawn since inception had very strong direction

Be a good arpg

[nocturne bloom]

My season of slaughter paladins entire build was literally pressing next to no buttons and just walking around killing everything

... by walking

[vivid zinc]

Shockingly that's pretty hard. Most arpgs devolve into a "gee lets look at a wikipedis to understand the basic concepts" simulator

[carmine steppe]

What's an arpg

[cosmic burrow]

Nothing like that in grimdawn

Everything is in ingames encyclopedia or under a question mark near the stat

[delicate vapor]

Woke up a lil early

[waxen sleet]

That... that sounds actually kinda nice

[sleek forum]

Question, was there a QnA/questionnaire for player on which class and gender they picked?

[jaunty path]

Yes there is

[elder merlin]

Fatshark does questionnaires?

Why has no one ever told me? I wanna give them a piece of my mind too

[vivid zinc]

My only advice to FS is this: less 6 month vacations and more fleshing out modes like Expeditions + giving us more story missions

Also IDK what happened with the cosmetics but they kind of sort of stopped making them at this point :/

[dire kayak]

nearly assembled the t'aunar supremacy armour body

[hazy kestrel]

Like that’s ever gonna happen lmao.

Darn Nordic countries and their mandated employee vacations. >:(

[vivid zinc]

I mean it's good for them but really bad for content xD

It's also probably why every level looks like fucking art xD

[tacit geode]

Abuse your workers for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[obtuse oak]

@somber stream re: bf6, new favourite gun: qbz

[somber stream]

The rifle or the SMG?

[obtuse oak]

the carbine

[shell berry]

what was the point of the recent tweet?

[somber stream]

Huh, haven't touched any of the Chinese ware yet

[hazy kestrel]

All joking aside, it is a bit tiring to see connection bugs that have been there since launch. You’d think with month long rest breaks, they’d be able to power through and smash a bunch of those bugs. :(

[somber stream]

Think it got buffed recently

[obtuse oak]

slim angled + rail cover gives it 167ms ads time

good rof/dmg profile

very accurate, shoots like the mp5

[tacit geode]

Nah you right I hope they actually have a network engineer right

[shell berry]

the game gives ads now?

[hazy kestrel]

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

[obtuse oak]

i just went 28-6 with it in a game i joined halfway after finding a good setup for it

[hazy kestrel]

I expect nothing, and I’m still let down lmfao

[obtuse oak]

rail cover + slim angled + extended barrel + flash hider + green laser + 2.5x scope + 30rnd fast

extremely responsive, very accurate, very stable

[hazy kestrel]

I like your funny words, Magic Man.

[somber stream]

Yeah that puppy just got buffed recently

It was dogwater in the past

[tacit geode]

2 dog related points in 2 messages curious

[somber stream]

Heard they're adjusting the TTK starting next season, limb damage and lower the time overall for a chance to respond from shooter

Also pre-order battlepass? Who does that

[hazy kestrel]

Aren’t Battlefield’s passes for finite periods of time?

[somber stream]

Yeah it's Fomo

But.. pre-ordering battlepasses?

[hazy kestrel]

Then why would people preorder a battle pass lmfao

[obtuse oak]

cuz they offer a free skin if you do

[somber stream]

Brb

[hazy kestrel]

Dice really has been scraping the bottom of the bottom of the Barrel since BF1

[vivid zinc]

KTS800 is my baby personally

And I have like a 6.3 KDR to back it up lol

[delicate vapor]

Woke up and it’s like someone took a bite out of my head

[dire kayak]

that was me

burrrpp

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[delicate vapor]

I see

[somber stream]

Man BF pro is so ass

Bring back BF premium

[visual vortex]

I thought by BF you meant boyfriend

Not battlefield

[somber stream]

Boyfriend pro?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[somber stream]

I wonder what a promax variant would be like

[visual vortex]

Like you get a subscription to be in a relationship

[hazy kestrel]

Lmfao they killed Premium?

Holy shit

How far Dice has fallen

[somber stream]

That's prostitution with a different tag

[visual vortex]

Oh right

[visual vortex]

Battlegield 7 will be better trust

[hazy kestrel]

I dropped battlefield once they abandoned BFV

Never looked back tbh.

Fuck Dice

[somber stream]

They peaked with BF1

[hazy kestrel]

And then decided to do a half ass job with V

:(

[somber stream]

Their internal was in turmoil while developing V

[hazy kestrel]

Sounds like a skill issue tbh

Give me what I paid for is what I say.

:(

[visual vortex]

Darktide didnt give you what you paid for tho because no hotshot lasgun

[hazy kestrel]

You know what you’re right

Goddamnit Fish man. :(

[visual vortex]

And no special interactions depending on planet beyond cadia

[hazy kestrel]

This break from Darktide has been nice though

Just waiting for AdMech :(

[visual vortex]

I was playing a game once

And i drifted off

[delicate vapor]

We shall see what skulls has to show

[dire kayak]

t'aunar supremacy armour class

[visual vortex]

And dreamt of a guy

With very sensitive hearing

And whenever he hesrd loud sounds his head popped like a balloon

It was very funny

[waxen sleet]

Did I hear someone say Admech? 😄

[somber stream]

I can visualize that dream

And it is indeed, funny

[brazen pelican]

I can't, but it's still funny.

[somber stream]

Neuro! How be you?

[hazy kestrel]

I still have faith. :(

[visual vortex]

This means that someone i will meet will have sensitive hearing

And die

[waxen sleet]

Sounds like... Scanners (1981)?

[brazen pelican]

Tired. Otherwise okay. Been watching the NHL playoffs. :>

[visual vortex]

Never watched

[somber stream]

Go sport

[hazy kestrel]

Bringing up the NHL reminded me of a funny memory

[brazen pelican]

Man, I love puck.

[somber stream]

Also good to hear, i'll put down the phone and get to bed now

👴

[waxen sleet]

Have faith in the Omnisiah, and give praise to God of All Machines... whose sacred designs are supreme schemes and his will we obey in blessed steel.

[brazen pelican]

Don't forget to go to the bathroom before sleeping, otherwise you'll be up again in 2 hours.

[brazen pelican]

Oh? Tell me more.

[visual vortex]

Sweet dreams

[waxen sleet]

Midsummer Night's Dream?

[brazen pelican]

I have no idea what this is.

[waxen sleet]

A reference... a failed one.

[brazen pelican]

It made me think of the fairy play episode of Sandman. After googling it seems I was not that far off.

[hazy kestrel]

My professor used to always tell us on the days whenever there was gonna be a Women’s Hockey game that he was gonna go, because he enjoyed the fights. He also used to encourage the hockey players in the class to hit harder.

He was a strange fellow

[visual vortex]

I can vouch for this

[brazen pelican]

Goated teacher.

[waxen sleet]

Bingo, you got it: Shakespeare

[visual vortex]

My favorite clip in all of sports is of a woman giving another woman a right hook for taking the ball in soccer

[brazen pelican]

Yay! I was somewhat right!

[hazy kestrel]

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream…

[waxen sleet]

EXIT LIGHT. ENTER NIGHT.

[brazen pelican]

Shakespeare was a character in that episode. :>

[visual vortex]

Shakespeare

🤤

[waxen sleet]

And puck was the one of the charas in the play... and is Loki's bf later in the show.

aka Joffrey Baratheon

[obtuse oak]

@somber stream P T F O

[visual vortex]

Hank is a gamer confirmed

Hank teach me how to speedrun build a nether portal

[brazen pelican]

This is true! I liked the show. ♥

[brazen pelican]

Common Hank W.

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[hazy kestrel]

No deer

[tawdry edge]

Oh Azazel...

[visual vortex]

🦌 🚙

📭

[brazen pelican]

Shikanokonokonoko Koshitantan.

[waxen sleet]

🥩 🔥

[visual vortex]

🤤

[tawdry edge]

[fleet beacon]

Damn preacher curls

[waxen sleet]

Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

Wall of text got me dying of water

[fair bridge]

my file server works yay

[delicate vapor]

[fleet beacon]

Time to break it

[brazen pelican]

I see.

[brazen pelican]

Goober!

[tawdry edge]

[fair bridge]

how did i recognize this song immediately

[waxen sleet]

deep in the weeb

[left swan]

new arbites maul&shield mark?

[regal jasper]

why u guys are talking japanese?

[visual vortex]

NEVER 👹

[waxen sleet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jugemu

for reference^

[visual vortex]

That's gibberish dumbass

[waxen sleet]

Bc it's Wednesday

[brazen pelican]

I don't know enough Japanese to confidently say I speak it.

[waxen sleet]

It's that moonspeak

[delicate vapor]

This headache has me feeling lobotomised

[visual vortex]

I want to lick the moon

[tawdry edge]

Nagasaki sushi

[brazen pelican]

Toyota Honda Suzuki?

[waxen sleet]

Maybe buy it dinner first?

[tawdry edge]

Such a banger fucking scene

[visual vortex]

No

It's a rock

In space

[brazen pelican]

It's funny because it's so fucking stupid.

[tawdry edge]

The moment I realized they were just saying brands and other dumb japanese words

I laughed so loud

[regal jasper]

what

[brazen pelican]

Lies, we all know it's made of cheese!

[visual vortex]

Nuh uh

Ove been there

[waxen sleet]

Wednesday? It's the day after Tuesday and before Thursday

[visual vortex]

It's very dusty

[brazen pelican]

WHENSDAY INNIT?!

[regal jasper]

bruh

[regal jasper]

so why u guys are speaking it 😭

[brazen pelican]

We're not, we're typing and reading.

[regal jasper]

shut up weezo

[visual vortex]

🫩

[waxen sleet]

It is also named after Odin (Woden).

[fair bridge]

destroyed with facts and logic

[brazen pelican]

the "Shikanokonokonoko Koshitantan" is part of the openinging for "My Deer Friend Nokotan". So I type that for fun whenever @delicate vapor goes "O deer".

[brazen pelican]

What others do apart from that I can neither explain nor be held accountable for.

[regal jasper]

hmmmm

understandable

I know all the Dio's quote against jotaro in japanese

[waxen sleet]

And I replied with the Jugemu thing bc the title of that anime is ridiculous.

[tawdry edge]

Anime titles are often insanely ridiculous

"I got hit by a motorcycle and now I can transform into a motorcycle in search for a harem!"

[regal jasper]

did u know the ''I want to eat your pancreas'' one?

[brazen pelican]

There is a reason for that. Allegedly, people never read the synopsis, so especially for anime aimed at a younger crowd, they make a shorter synopsis, makes it the title and call it a day.

[waxen sleet]

I miss the classic and simpler titles of my youth...

[regal jasper]

It looks like a pr0m title

[tawdry edge]

Yeah

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

Well, doujins...

[tawdry edge]

Chainsaw Man managed to work while being short

[waxen sleet]

So... it is the youth who are at fault?

[tawdry edge]

Yeah, chainsaw man. The man is a chainsaw.

[brazen pelican]

Always.

Proceeds to yell at cloud.

[regal jasper]

its like Attack on Titan

theres a attack and its made by titans

[visual vortex]

This is like listening to the methheads at the bus stop

[tawdry edge]

Jujutsu Kaisen...

They... juju in... kaisen? I dont know

[waxen sleet]

The greatest philosophers of our time

[visual vortex]

I always listen to methheads

[regal jasper]

Jujutsu????? ISNT THAT NARUTO?????

[visual vortex]

Not the ones here

[regal jasper]

DATEBAYO!!!

[waxen sleet]

NAKAMA!

[regal jasper]

i will kill myself after the 67

[brazen pelican]

"Dattebayo, Nakama!"

• Chainsaw Bleach from Jujutsu Academia

[regal jasper]

Ho! Mukatte kuruno ka, nigetsu ni kono dio ni shigasuite kuruno ka?

[fleet beacon]

What in the godamn are you saying

[tawdry edge]

It's DIO scene where Jotaro walks up to him

[regal jasper]

its a Dio quote

[tawdry edge]

[brazen pelican]

Something about Ronnie James Dio, I think.

[regal jasper]

I decorated it

for no reasons

I just know...

[tawdry edge]

You pronounce Lord DIO's name correctly, or perish!

[brazen pelican]

Wut?

[fleet beacon]

I'd like to see this Dio be a lord to me

[limpid vigil]

Road roller!

[fleet beacon]

I'll kick his ass

[regal jasper]

ROADO ROLLA DA

[brazen pelican]

What if instead of approaching, he moves further away from you?

[limpid vigil]

DIO was such a thirstrap ngl

[regal jasper]

I dont even like JoJo

[limpid vigil]

No self respecting bisexual could resist the crotch heart and elf shoes

[fleet beacon]

I'll catch up to him eventually

[tawdry edge]

YOU WILL ADRESS HIM BY TITLE AND PROPERLY WRITE HIS NAME
SINCE YOU ARE MENTIONING DIO FROM PART 3 OF JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE, THE NAME SHALL BE WRITTEN IN UPPERCASE AND NOW LOWERCASE

[regal jasper]

dio

[tawdry edge]

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[limpid vigil]

Or the vest or the headband heart

[regal jasper]

u not killing me, u cant

[brazen pelican]

No, I was mentioning Ronnie James Dio, singer of the metal band Dio.

[tawdry edge]

DIO lowkey got me

[regal jasper]

oh

wrong stick

[limpid vigil]

Also there is proof of this - this guy turned a priest genocidally gay

[regal jasper]

STAY WITH HIM SO

[regal jasper]

I dont want it

[brazen pelican]

Me when I pick up pine instead of maple.

[tawdry edge]

Yes u do

[regal jasper]

stay with your own dih

[regal jasper]

NOT ANYMORE

STAY WITH HIM

[tawdry edge]

Me when I pick up the pine of instant regret: NOOOOOOO

[limpid vigil]

Im worried for yall part 7 watchers once "The moment" get's animated

[regal jasper]

which moment?

[tawdry edge]

[regal jasper]

Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[limpid vigil]

monsterfuckers + jojo thirsting bisexuals will have a field day is all im gonna say

[fleet beacon]

I need more chicken

[tawdry edge]

Are we talking about scary dinosaur?

[limpid vigil]

yeppers

[regal jasper]

I still dont like JoJo after all this information

[tawdry edge]

Monster, whatever

[limpid vigil]

It's an aquired taste

[brazen pelican]

Monster, you say? I should have another, you say? Deal.

[tawdry edge]

They're talking about the part where part 7 Dio transforms into a dinosaur

Cause thats his stand ability

Scary Monstah

[regal jasper]

Not dio

[limpid vigil]

Diego

[regal jasper]

DIEGO

[tawdry edge]

It's the same shit

[regal jasper]

No

he not like DIO

[limpid vigil]

Both is and is not - it is complicated , involves a doctor and the body of Jesus Christ

[fleet beacon]

I don't know what these stands are but I'll kick their asses

[modest flume]

the voices, someone stop the voices

[limpid vigil]

Literal soul and determination of an individual given form and ability based on their personality and outlook