general-chat

[light nymph]

everything that is used to function in society from bridges to roads to water and sewage

if it has to be built for a civilization to work, an engineer has to work on it

[mystic fossil]

ik but like is that rlly the future?

[timid citrus]

Yes

They get to see it first hand

[light nymph]

i mean its been a very prosperous job for the better part of a 100 years

as long as bridges need fixing or building or roads need to be built

[twin flower]

we'll never stop expanding seems like

[mystic fossil]

stellaris?

[light nymph]

not even that, you have to have them on hand to fix that stuff

[dire kayak]

solar system sized walmart

[light nymph]

that was part of the study, fixing it all

[twin flower]

havent played it :3

[light nymph]

anyways yeah back on the architecture talk, seeing building and castles in every town/village has been a trip

[timid citrus]

Electricians are just as important since there's a shortage that will last up until 2050 in my country for electricians

[light nymph]

the castle in bielsko is older than america lmao

[mystic fossil]

costco* walmart is so buns

[light nymph]

the RENNOVATION to the castle in bielsko is older than america

[timid citrus]

Tartarian styled buildings are older than anything in the US too

[light nymph]

as someone who has ALWAYS been super fascinated and studied old castles and the like going to a place that actually has old ass stuff is so cool

[timid citrus]

No shit, but it seems like we need to have this discussion anyway

[light nymph]

planning a big expedition in krakow when we visit for work with my wife, really wanna see wavel castle

i like have a list of castles in poland i gotta see

[timid citrus]

Some older buildings had electricity that could fuel a zeppelin

I don't know how

But they definitely got rid of blueprints

[amber delta]

we lost the STC

[mystic fossil]

of a lot of things

imagine greek fire

[delicate vapor]

[cosmic burrow]

Best burgers i have eaten are in my local bar

[mystic fossil]

how much tho

bar burgers are fucking expensive

[cosmic burrow]

27-67 pln

[timid citrus]

How much in pounds sterling

[somber stream]

19e for normal variant. 45e for ones made with a black glove

[cosmic burrow]

67 pln its a 1kg of meat

[timid citrus]

What the fuck is going on

[twin flower]

1kg on a burger?

[cosmic burrow]

Yup

[timid citrus]

Then make your own fat shit

[mystic fossil]

🙁

[marsh iris]

[cosmic burrow]

My fave is 49 pln

[timid citrus]

Chop chop

[timid citrus]

It's ok your my fav balloon

[mystic fossil]

nah im gonna make a stew again

[light nymph]

getting paid 3x polish wage by getting paid usd has been a boon for my biedronka trips

[mystic fossil]

beef stew is top 10 foods

[light nymph]

i get so much bread

[timid citrus]

Dude's gonna rage eat

[marsh iris]

beef soop

[light nymph]

i love how cheap bread is here its so fucking nice

[mystic fossil]

what is polish wage

[fiery wave]

Plus, is easier when you know a local. Less getting cheated.

[light nymph]

pln

[mystic fossil]

ik dawg, give me a number

[light nymph]

1 usd is 3.6 pln, so getting paid a regular us wage is like well 3x a regular polish one

[marsh iris]

just one aussie in melborne

[mystic fossil]

ohhhh

[light nymph]

at least comparing it to the others in the household

[somber stream]

Support your local food business

[delicate vapor]

bingus

[light nymph]

and its just boring ass data entry i do for hotels

[amber delta]

how much for a black glove with lumberjack beard made in a joint with naked brick wall

[timid citrus]

Tell him he's a shit cunt

[somber stream]

Unless you're a tourist in India, always go for the chains

[cosmic burrow]

It has 400g of meat. Fried cheese, a hash brown and veggies

[twin flower]

yes just one

[mystic fossil]

while wearing a baseball cap and flanell mind you

[light nymph]

but yeah its nice buying a whole ass cart of bread and meat for only 20 bucks

[delicate vapor]

i live there

[timid citrus]

100%

[somber stream]

$69,99 (tax not included, service fee not included, tip is mandatory)

[amber delta]

real

[timid citrus]

That's how you know you're a fucken idiot for the time you stayed in the US

[light nymph]

I LOVE BREAD

kocham chleb,,,,,,,,

[marsh iris]

how many chris we gotta have in here

[light nymph]

2

[mystic fossil]

got the victorian diet, straight bread and meat

[light nymph]

no fr though being able to get fresh bread all the time is unbelievable

[mystic fossil]

maybe fish sometimes

[marsh iris]

theres another one a cadian

[light nymph]

unthinkable as a us citizen

[somber stream]

@gloomy tartan

There can only be 1 Chris

[mystic fossil]

fresh and good food in america?? wtf you on about

[marsh iris]

chris wars

[somber stream]

Battle royale is the only way

[timid citrus]

Do a live and shit on all of them by showing off all the shit you can get wherever you are now

[mystic fossil]

don't you gotta fight licc then or whoever?

[light nymph]

i constantly text my family about it

the current thing my mom is jealous of is grilling season

[delicate vapor]

[timid citrus]

Warzone or fortnite

[somber stream]

Licc has been banished to the shadow realm

[marsh iris]

👅

[delicate vapor]

IHOP

[timid citrus]

Lol

[light nymph]

well she's from texas of course she loves grilling

i mean so do i

[timid citrus]

Isn't Texas like the richest state in the US

[light nymph]

LMAO NO????

[timid citrus]

Or one of

[light nymph]

its 49th

of 50

[timid citrus]

Ah ok

[mystic fossil]

WHAT??

[timid citrus]

That's fucken horrid

[light nymph]

it has a debt larger than all of europe combined

[mystic fossil]

oh

[somber stream]

Real?

[timid citrus]

That's insane

[light nymph]

yeah

[timid citrus]

So much for being a red state

[somber stream]

How's the security situation?

[light nymph]

bad

[fiery wave]

This is why Malaysians come to SG to work. 3x pay.

[light nymph]

everything is bad

[mystic fossil]

prolly florida, washington, or california

[somber stream]

Detroit bad?

[light nymph]

the infastructure is the main issue

[mystic fossil]

bbq is good, wanna go someday

[timid citrus]

I mean at least you've got self defence rights or gun rights

[fiery wave]

More regulated if anything lul.

[delicate vapor]

felt a sharp pain in my body.. means one of my friends is lying on my name

[marsh iris]

work a regular job here, lives like millionaires back home

[amber delta]

texas so poor because of all the illegals pouring from across the border

[somber stream]

They are your safe haven

[timid citrus]

Yeah you guys have a really good market

[somber stream]

A polish friend of mine went there to "seek herself"

[marsh iris]

smh just look in the mirror

[somber stream]

Only eat at chains after 1 bite from a local vendor

[marsh iris]

found

[timid citrus]

Sounds like a drug addict who's found meaning in life

[fiery wave]

That's what I heard.

[light nymph]

water and electricity shortages due to refusal to connect to the national grid, usage of grants and money to fund said companies that usually go right into the pocket of governors, who are currently embroiled by like 20 different lawsuits since 2019

[delicate vapor]

[light nymph]

its genuinely a nightmare, you lose power in a light breeze

[timid citrus]

Fuck those guys

[somber stream]

Feds aren't getting involved?

[mystic fossil]

bureacracy we love

[timid citrus]

Fucking libertarians

[mystic fossil]

no, prlly would fuck up the oil industry cuz everyone knows everyone

[fiery wave]

Not really, just Malaysians will take a lower pay than most Singaporeans. I had to undersell myself by like 45% of avg to find a job.

[somber stream]

Bruh it's one Governer

[fiery wave]

So that's like asking for $550 on a job that pays $1000.

[timid citrus]

Ok that's not really good for locals in SG

[mystic fossil]

yeah and a bunch of billionaires backing him

[light nymph]

not even to mention all the cuts to actual public infrastructure, grants to "farm" infrastructure that just goes to coporate farms, the regular pumping into a dying oil sector in houston, the whole states a hellhole

[fiery wave]

Why do you think I live on instant.

[somber stream]

Welcome to corporate America

[timid citrus]

Because of those 2$ an hour workers

I get it

[light nymph]

the only state that has it worse is oklahoma which is bordering texas lol

[mystic fossil]

shame that south east asia is so fucking polarizing between classes

[light nymph]

it really is a "at least im not them"

[marsh iris]

we are pro foreigners

we i mean the government

[fiery wave]

Trust me when I say they say SG rich, they mean the top 10 ppl.

[timid citrus]

Tfw you have to compete with 20 foreigners from the same fucking country for a job you're entitled to as a local

[fiery wave]

Or at least, the top 10%.

The bottom 60% just live day to day at best.

[somber stream]

Thailand is stagnating due to lack of development, invested too much on tourism. Malaysia and Indonesia is plague with insurgents and Islam extremist, Singapore is the land for the rich, very little chance for middle to low class

[marsh iris]

government have to actually put local to foreigner quota per company (and its not that high)

[somber stream]

Also i heard Cambodia is being invaded by Thailand?

[amber delta]

foreigner quota

[marsh iris]

yeagg

[mystic fossil]

not even insurgents malaysia is just so fucking corrupt nothing gets to the people

[timid citrus]

That's called DEI

[fiery wave]

Everything is expensive, but pay is getting lower and lower.

[mystic fossil]

cambodia in a war every year, i don't even pay attention

[timid citrus]

Capitalism for the rich, socialism for the poor

[amber delta]

when I migrate to seek a better life and just become a quota

mfw

[marsh iris]

time to be a statistic

[fiery wave]

Sadly. The country itself isn't a bad place to visit honestly. The avg people are pretty nice.

[somber stream]

Only countries in SEA that is doing well so far is Vietnam and Singapore

[timid citrus]

It's not even capitalism anymore when the same corps/individuals own everything regardless of competition

[somber stream]

Secured and is developing

[fiery wave]

Vietnam farms are the reason. Ppl like trendy fad stuff.

[mystic fossil]

people are great, governments are fucking dicks

[fallen tree]

my parents went to vietnam in the 90s, and then just a couple of months ago. they said the change between both times is unbelievable

[delicate vapor]

wifi was introduced

[somber stream]

Yeah they're basically mini China now

[marsh iris]

see what happens when they won

[amber delta]

vietnamese are my favourite immigrants, they make nice cheap food

[dire kayak]

aaaagghhhgg i want it to be november alreadyyy

[amber delta]

[twin flower]

whats in november

[dire kayak]

americans are so lucky getting to go to miku expo in march,,,,,,,,

[marsh iris]

no nut

[dire kayak]

miku expo

[twin flower]

heh

nut

[delicate vapor]

nope

[timid citrus]

I respect their humility regardless of being the poorest asian immigrants to migrate to any western country

[somber stream]

Vietnamese are chill, i'm friend with 2

Their culture is more akin to East Asian than South East

[marsh iris]

piss them off and you get the shit stick

[fiery wave]

Yeah, they rushed to second world real quickly. Technology there isn't like bad anymore.

[mystic fossil]

viets are just east asian larpers fr fr

[fiery wave]

True, heh.

[timid citrus]

Yeah I know some too, they've never given me shit at all

[timid citrus]

Well you can expect that with anyone

[somber stream]

Are you Malaysian?

[mystic fossil]

half

[somber stream]

:o

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

BIngo on the first guess

[marsh iris]

so just asian

[fallen tree]

you have that radar huh

[timid citrus]

Is Kuala Lumpur any good?

[delicate vapor]

[mystic fossil]

💀

[fallen tree]

as a tourist i liked KL

good food

[marsh iris]

Kajang satay

thats where i get my rabbit skewers

[somber stream]

I want to visit North Korea one day

[timid citrus]

What's something you don't like about it

That way I can avoid it if I ever go there

I had friends who visited Bali and they got scammed by the local gimmicks

So I'm trying to stay safe

[timid citrus]

Lol I still can't believe that half their rules exist to protect Kim Jong UN only

Like you can't even have fun there, communism in 2026 is insane

[fallen tree]

i didnt have any experience like that over there, im not sure what i didnt like

i got food poisoning but thats another thing

[marsh iris]

oogh

[somber stream]

I wouldn't call them communist

More like Totalitarian dictatorship

[timid citrus]

Alright

[somber stream]

With a socialist coat

[marsh iris]

40k imperial larpers

[somber stream]

Reign by literal Kim Dynasty lol

[timid citrus]

I still don't even know what their currency is that's why it's so easy to assume

[somber stream]

I have one of their bank note!

Wait one

[rare pulsar]

Thats not communism mate

[timid citrus]

Lol didn't Kim Jong Un poison one of his uncles by paying someone to do it?

[timid citrus]

I'm sure you can convince me otherwise tankie

[marsh iris]

he was a uni student in US right?

[timid citrus]

Holy shit no way

[somber stream]

Kim Jung Ill disguised himself to take Un to Disneyland

[marsh iris]

oh it was switzerland

[marsh iris]

as mickey?

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
Fake Brazillian passport, visited Japan's Disneyland

Look at that yee yee ass haircut

[woven sigil]

Well, theres certainly no illusion of equality over there. They're pretty open about some people being better than others in their societal structure

[marsh iris]

very convincing brazilians

[fiery wave]

Best not go Bali unless you expect it. The ppl there are on the more awful side honestly. They live there and got used to scamming tourist so they do it online as well. The Indos I met from there all tried to cheat and scam me of my DOTA2 stuff at some point.

One even played the long game to scam an arcana.

[rare pulsar]

Pretty much every „communist“ country ever was just another dictatorship

[woven sigil]

Someone get this man a true

[timid citrus]

Damn that's so horrible, I'm never going to Bali now 😂

[marsh iris]

what even is china

corpocommunism

[halcyon pebble]

tourist city

[rare pulsar]

Hypercapitalist shithole

[timid citrus]

State capitalism

[dire kayak]

meow

[amber delta]

yeah because communism is just another dictatorship

[fiery wave]

Like, just go to a rural part and ppl are much nicer. Seriously.

[marsh iris]

cyperpunk city

[rare pulsar]

Fr

[woven sigil]

Only without all the cool body mods

[rare pulsar]

China is the closest we have to a future dystopia

[timid citrus]

Trains that go through buildings I've never witnessed anything like it

[marsh iris]

[timid citrus]

Aren't they working on underwater trains too?

[marsh iris]

soon body mods to calculate the social credits (body function less with lower credit)

[amber delta]

what, like, tunnels?

[woven sigil]

Wouldnt be a surprise, it works, its just a matter of investment

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
North Korean money

[timid citrus]

I'm not gonna put myself through the stress, I'm better off going somewhere else tbh

[woven sigil]

Now that is a cyberpunk dystopia

[rare pulsar]

I have to buy more lao gan ma to prepare myself for chinese occupation

[halcyon pebble]

bali is nice, just dont go to the tourist area mostly scam

[timid citrus]

No idea it was just rumours but now I'm terrified of their navy developments

They're projected to have more ships than the US

[wintry fog]

Americans desperately hoping China will come take over their government

[woven sigil]

No artificial muscle fibers or sub-dermal armour. Instead you get what amounts to a cred-chip implanted in you an thats as good as it gets

[timid citrus]

By 2030

[fallen tree]

id get the kebab mod like david did in that meme comic

[timid citrus]

I honestly want this to happen, Americans can't even trust themselves rn they're so divided

[fallen tree]

never go hungry

[amber delta]

all im gonna say is, if they are working on underwater tunnels for trains then that isnt exactly new, and if they want actually submerged trains then its a regarded idea

[woven sigil]

That'd be a bloody good choice too, it'd pay itself off so fast

[timid citrus]

Something that can shit on Musk's neuralink

[fiery wave]

Up to you, but I really think Derawan Islands were decent. Cat and Mosquito island lmao when I was there. Known actually for turtles and turtle hatching.

[delicate vapor]

Dorothink

[wintry fog]

Did neuralink go anywhere?
Last I heard there were human trials and then everyone stopped talking about it

[timid citrus]

There's 20 volunteers now

They all survived

[woven sigil]

Probably ongoing, its not something you can just do a single trial with

[fallen tree]

i saw a vid recently of someone talking thru their neuralink to a voice program because they have ALS

idk how recent the footage actually was tho

[marsh iris]

were they blackmailed or something xD

[woven sigil]

You would need a sample size of like 1-200 people and 5 or more years of implantation to really get even a remote chance of proving the tech viable long term

[timid citrus]

No but I can assure you how easy it is for Musk to snitch on them if they ever go rogue

[marsh iris]

frr

[amber delta]

when im on stage about to receive medal for curing cancer but my neuralink sends me an order to do a nazi salute

[timid citrus]

They sold their freedom, they can't ever go anywhere without the state knowing

[fallen tree]

going rogue? like leaking secret arasaka tech?

[wintry fog]

It'll be like the movie Gamer but less interesting

[marsh iris]

im going rogue in the toilet

[timid citrus]

I could imagine the stocks for the neuralink corp folding like a crumbled snack you'd never eat

[fallen tree]

not flushing? that really is cyberpsycho behaviour

[marsh iris]

The Unflushable

[delicate vapor]

not cool choom

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

ill black wall you

[timid citrus]

Musk losing billions of dollars after this idiot does the nazi salute with the neuralink chip would be poetic justice

[delicate vapor]

[rare pulsar]

Man neuralink is just preperation for big brother

[timid citrus]

1984 unfolding live

[rare pulsar]

We are doomed fr

And people actually thing ts is nice

We gonna be cattle dawg

[fallen tree]

i wouldnt mind if it was big sister instead

[marsh iris]

we gonna live in a cool movie

b positive

[timid citrus]

The minute some old fuck named Klaus Schwab said "you'll never own anything and you'll be happy." Was my first clue about humanity being non existent in the near future

[wintry fog]

Dw, only wealthy tech bros will be able to afford having an expensive gadget surgically implanted in their head.
It will probably go as well as Tesla's line of robots

[rare pulsar]

I fear mass production

[fiery wave]

Just be a drone. That's what they are teaching you.

[timid citrus]

I hope no one turns up to that guy's funeral, I'd personally set up c4s so his remains are unidentifiable

[rare pulsar]

And then at some point people get ts implanted at birth

[marsh iris]

us peasants are being phased out by robots

[nocturne bloom]

The masculine urge to be nothing more than a cog in a machine

[delicate vapor]

put my brain inside a robotic body

[timid citrus]

Like how the fuck are they going to stick houses together like they've always wanted to? How are they going to convince home owners to sell?

Shit irl cyberpunk 2077 experience

[wintry fog]

More or less why everything sucks and continues to get suckier

The contradictions keep piling up and getting worse

[fiery wave]

Buy up everything around slowly and subject ppl to extreme annoyances.

[marsh iris]

we're getting warehoused

[timid citrus]

They'll soon pass legislation to make rural living where you can own up to 5 acres of land, live in peace, illegal

All just to justify corporate expansion and private ownership for them and not us

[woven sigil]

Missus posted about them being able to stimulate the olfactory bulbs with ultrasound yesterday, its the last puzzle peice to decieve all the senses and there is no need to house anyone, they can just be sedated, put in a tube and live a matrix-like simulated existence

[somber stream]

Anime cat girls though

[marsh iris]

they load up VR chat program and everyone will be happy

[woven sigil]

Though it does lead onto the rather deep rabbit hole in such that if it were possible to do that in the first place, how do we know our current existence isnt simulated..

Which is...

[wintry fog]

I need to finish watching Severance

[timid citrus]

Wanna know something ridiculous? In 1900, Roughly 80%+ Americans had their own businesses. In 2000, less than 20% of Americans are running shit

[woven sigil]

Concerning..

[timid citrus]

And corporate influence is increasing at an exponential rate

So it's no different from communism at this point

[marsh iris]

i know goon-fu

[woven sigil]

Aye, because it became harder and harder to do anything yourself

[fiery wave]

Also more expensive.

[somber stream]

"What's that?"
"It means Japanese martial art"

[fiery wave]

There's no way for a mom and pop to fight the corpos with the profit line lvls they do.

Is like, one has 10000 item vs your 1.

[woven sigil]

Also that, yeah, though a portional reason behind that will be purely down to inflation having gotten so out of hand

[fiery wave]

They can sell at $1 to earn while to match you need to sell at $10k.

[woven sigil]

Thats before taking into account the advantages of being established and having a multitude of outlets too

[fiery wave]

More factories and such willing to work with a known name.

[woven sigil]

Though ofc you should never really expect a small business to stand on similar margins as a big one, because its just not realistic outside of maybe some massively niche thing

[fiery wave]

Compared to ??? unless you have the cash to prove it.

And most companies have way more money than a random avg.

[timid citrus]

When you're at a big corp you don't even know who you're truly working for, that's literally terror

[woven sigil]

Cash, or long standing reputation

Though reputation in the business world, at least outside of a small area is going to be very hard to acrew in any amount

[fiery wave]

But reality is like that, would you pay $1 to a corpo or $5 to a mom and pop?

Same/similar quality item.

[whole bough]

if its similar quality idk

cauise shit quality but 6 bucks

or shit quality 1 buck

[little marten]

DISCORD SERVITORS HAVE FIXED THE GELLAR FIELD

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

Most would pick $1.

If I'm getting trash either way, I'm paying lowest.

[woven sigil]

Well thats a cruel part in and of itself isnt it, because in times of economic prosperity, absolutely, i would be happier paying more money to a smaller business on a semi-regular basis, however, in times of economic hardship, that is just unviable.

And thusly we reach the situation we're in with the modern day where we've all been in the lurch for so long now, a lot of small business' just cannot compete any longer, or in many cases, even stay open

[fiery wave]

Yep, basically. I know cos I used to sell things but can never compete with bigger traders.

[somber stream]

BleakTide

[fiery wave]

They gamble to sell URs.

Everything else is trash to pay for more pulls.

I can get at most, 26 boxes assuming I get a VR last box.

Which is low chance before 50 boxes.

[woven sigil]

Economytide

[fiery wave]

It's like tiny compared to real world but still runs the same way.

They can sell basic stuff below box value.

I literally can't.

Best I can do is match box price for less popular stuff.

[woven sigil]

Indeed.

The thing that annoys me most about it, is that during times of hardship, there is so little support for smaller business', you don't get reduced rates, you don't get anything backing you up or helping you out.
Without these things, small business' don't flourish, which means there is less money being traded around by people, so the economy will never recover.

If I was a more cynical man, I would say that its the result of lobbying and backhanders, however it's wise to be aware that it's more likely down to politicians never actually being educated for the positions they're in.

[whole bough]

BoN is such a cuck sometimes

i stunned it with a nade as it ate me, but then it instantly ate me again

[fiery wave]

Or taking dirty money.

[whole bough]

such bs

[marsh iris]

aw man bunch of party poopers

[fiery wave]

You know they do it.

[delicate vapor]

had that happen

[woven sigil]

Never attribute malice to something that can be explained via incompetance

[fiery wave]

Could be both. Wouldn't doubt it. Depends on person though.

See where they come from.

[woven sigil]

It very well could be, and no doubt there are instances of isolated backhanders at play, but in the grand scheme of things, i would guess at it being a lesser factor than just good old fashioned stupidity

Only two things are infinite after all; Human stupidity and the universe

And noone is even sure about the universe

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

[marsh iris]

universally stupid

[vapid matrix]

hi chat

[fallen tree]

howdy

[vapid matrix]

Someone lend me 10€

[marsh iris]

are you going to laser me if i dont

[woven sigil]

I'll lend you ten mouthfuls of deez

[fiery wave]

True. We just can't comprehend the scope of it.

[fallen tree]

all i have is this rock

[somber stream]

Vaught really went under huh

[delicate vapor]

rock looks like a giant chicken nugget

[fallen tree]

stop

[marsh iris]

he needs to buy his milk

[vapid matrix]

tuff times

[fallen tree]

dont make me hungry

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

i have to COOK tonight, delayed gratification

[fiery wave]

Gets on, instantly asks for money.

[delicate vapor]

shall eat my pizza later at 3am in the morning

[marsh iris]

cant unsee now thanks

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

my cats are waking me up at 3am.. for food

[vapid matrix]

Efficiency

[fallen tree]

i gotta sleep early like an unc

[somber stream]

Same, mine like to ram me at mach fuck

[fallen tree]

im glad they're not physical about it, but they sure can holler. and im a light sleeper

[delicate vapor]

i may have..

woken up to my own fart in my sleep

[fallen tree]

[marsh iris]

the "wows"

woooow

[little marten]

based

[somber stream]

Sometimes i wake up at 2 to get water

[marsh iris]

have you smelled cat breath

[somber stream]

They like to rub themselves around my leg so i fell a lot

[delicate vapor]

and get carried away by eating a 4 course meal

[fallen tree]

2am water tastes way better

[vivid prairie]

@tawny void

@inner nimbus can you pelase join our vc

[marsh iris]

it smells like fermented shrimp paste

[vivid prairie]

i need to speak to you real quick

[marsh iris]

but worse

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

I brush mine's teeth

[fallen tree]

i have one cat that cuddles into my neck when i sleep, and she always grooms in my face, its goddamn nasty

[vapid matrix]

Alr

[marsh iris]

(but its cake)

[woven sigil]

The best kind

[vapid matrix]

Time for my antidepressant, coffee and cigarette

[fallen tree]

that is true.. i just gotta clean beforehand too

[little marten]

And do they brush* even yours

[fallen tree]

i think im a good cook, itll be worth it

[woven sigil]

Based. You know what?

I'll join you on that. I need a second cup

[somber stream]

The kind of toxic relationship that i'm into

[marsh iris]

by licking your teeth

[woven sigil]

That is actually foul.

Please never speak again

[somber stream]

They do groom me plenty

[vapid matrix]

I think I played with you before ngl

[fiery wave]

Wot? I usually don't ask unless offered before.

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

where can i get some cat kneads

[woven sigil]

Did I die in a stupid manner to some stupid bullshit?

[vapid matrix]

No we were peaking, idk why but we did havoc as a trio

[woven sigil]

Musta been a while back now then coz I aint played Havoc in a long time at this point

Am not an enjoyer of gimmick mutator gameplay

[delicate vapor]

dad did a drive by fart on my mom💀

[somber stream]

Relationship goal

[fallen tree]

first its the drive by's, next its the dutch oven

[marsh iris]

he's a good farther

[fallen tree]

well done, i see you

[somber stream]

Thought Skaven woke up early today for a moment there

[fallen tree]

i cant wait for the soydog sticker to be removed

[marsh iris]

[fallen tree]

:copium:

[delicate vapor]

No idea why my little cousin is yelling “Austria” outside to the rest of the family

[wintry fog]

Oh no not again

[marsh iris]

o deer

[quaint sedge]

I yell about Austria too, when I’m drunk and talking about favorite painters.

Gustav Klimt is pretty good

[fallen tree]

gustav is actually really good, i agree

[marsh iris]

got me on the first half

[fallen tree]

austrian painter memes always remind me of polish painter Zdzislaw Beksinski, painting dystopian artworks post ww2 trauma

some pretty creepy paintings

i think he inspired h.r giger

[pure quail]

don't we all?

Austrian Empire my beloved

[lilac crag]

I will deconstruct the imperium

my first step is simple

[sleek harness]

Well you are right about me being awake early

[lilac crag]

overthrow atoma

seize tertium

control the deep hive

[sleek harness]

That will never happen

[pure quail]

shoot franz ferdinand

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

time to go home...

[sleek harness]

Garut can you be a spy for me

[marsh iris]

how much

[sleek harness]

Not

[fallen tree]

spy on who

[marsh iris]

aliens guy

[sleek harness]

Bardin

[wintry fog]

home time?!

[fallen tree]

yeah, its cool to see the progression of inspiration

[marsh iris]

this guy is the perfect spy

[fallen tree]

oh i read he blocked you for no reason? lol

[somber stream]

lol rat got blocked again?

What's the charge

[wintry fog]

nah I blocked him a lonnnng while ago, can't remember why, it was probably image spam before they took it away from us

[fallen tree]

[marsh iris]

im riding off into the sunset brb

[somber stream]

Safe travel

[wintry fog]

@obtuse oak AIN'T THAT RIGHT

literally 1984

[fallen tree]

so much lore to write today my hands cramping

[pure quail]

uhuh, from writing

[sleek harness]

I am not talking about bardin's number 2 fan

[pure quail]

right

[somber stream]

The Capybara is a goon

[sleek harness]

I didn't even spammed images

That's confusing

[fallen tree]

im left handed during, actually. and i write with my right

[pure quail]

lmao message got blocked

[delicate vapor]

Chicken nugget rock

[pure quail]

uhuh

pics or it didn't happen

[pure quail]

that is a great suggestion I will be eating chicken nuggets for lunch today thank you for your input

[fallen tree]

i am not sending anyone photos of my hands

feet, however..

[somber stream]

Damn

[fallen tree]

i hope you like dogs

[somber stream]

#zealot-class

[delicate vapor]

[wintry fog]

selling feet pics for aquilas

[pure quail]

first time someone has been willing to send feet pics instead of hand pics

but you do not write with your feet smh

[fallen tree]

assuming, i see

[pure quail]

well, if you do that is quite impressive actually

fair

[fallen tree]

i dont lmao, but it actually is an impressive feet

😏

[pure quail]

bad

[somber stream]

Big foot tier or

[fallen tree]

im 6foot 2, i got big feet

big dogs

[somber stream]

Impressive

[pure quail]

and you know what they say about people with big feet?

big shoes

[fallen tree]

you know what they say about big hands?

marfan syndrome

i got that so much from doctors growing up, fucking awful

theres so many other signs 😭

[wintry fog]

marfan deez

[pure quail]

nuts

[pure quail]

just don't be a tall freak smh

be like me

be smack dab average

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Marfans are awful to have

[fallen tree]

you're right, time to cut my legs off

[somber stream]

You get casted for horror movies though

-# yeyyy

[pure quail]

for the record this is not medical advice and I will not be held responsible for any harm that may come of this

[fallen tree]

its like, obvious when you have marfans.. how dare they just say that to me so casually

[little marten]

Fart

[pure quail]

ma farts?

[little marten]

It could be..

..it could be

[wintry fog]

Pragmata
Dumb child sidekick gimmick game
but
baller soundtrack

[pure quail]

dropkick the child

[fallen tree]

good soundtrack huh

[amber delta]

Pragmata is like Deadspace but the child is your UI

[delicate vapor]

Time to buy ze drinks from the gas station

[amber delta]

[little marten]

Now I don’t ever make generalised sweeping uninformed obnoxious statements.. but I feel like pragmata is a game made for slobbish vape gamer dads who already neglect their own physical children enough

[earnest oyster]

DEAD SPACE MENTIONED

[somber stream]

But i don't even have a kid

[little marten]

Licht nooooo

Caught in the crossfire

My brother

My comissar

Noooooo

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[somber stream]

O deer

[pure quail]

0 deer

[amber delta]

0 bitches

[pure quail]

me irl

[earnest oyster]

brethren moon cometh for us

[wintry fog]

The actual vibe I got from it.
Except dead space is superior in every way

[earnest oyster]

too much sora ai slop

[somber stream]

Only the first one is good

2nd to 3rd is like CoD but space and dead

[wintry fog]

2 is alright

3 sucks ass

[somber stream]

The blue balls

We never got to fight the morphs on earth

[earnest oyster]

2 is best all around, 1 best for horror/immersion, 3rd doesnt exist, is not real, is not canon, sucks ass

dlc as ending like cmon bruh

fuck ea

[visual vortex]

2nd is good

[wintry fog]

I'd be interested to know where they planned on taking the story.
The moment the necro moons show up the planet is doomed
Would have been like, human survivors living on ships and scavenging infested colonies

[visual vortex]

Just different kind of game style and horror

[somber stream]

Have you read BioMega?

[earnest oyster]

pretty sure that's what the writer guy said was going to be ds 4

[somber stream]

Something like that

Yeah there was supposed to be a 4th

[earnest oyster]

Ellie might have been the protag too

[pure quail]

horror games spooky, me no appreciate

[wintry fog]

Nope, is it good?

[wintry fog]

F, EA has taken so much from us

[delicate vapor]

vhat drink to buy with my pizza..

[visual vortex]

Give me Issac

They rioned Ellie in the 3rd

[pure quail]

if I cannot massacre the enemies I ain't playing it

[pure quail]

what options are tehre

[visual vortex]

Water

[somber stream]

Manga, very good

In the 2000s era so you know it's goated

[earnest oyster]

breaks up with gf
goes on a interstellar mission to save her
becomes doom guy with power tools
blue collar engineer

[amber delta]

they never made DS4 because it sounds like duelling sword mkIV and clearly ts is much scarier than any horror game

[earnest oyster]

Isaac is a gigachad

[delicate vapor]

lotta soda and sport drinks

[visual vortex]

Ellie gets a screw driver in her eye

[pure quail]

then I would recommend soda

[visual vortex]

Gets sent out into space

Picks up issac

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Uhhh

That's kind of it i think

[pure quail]

don't do that, it hurts, I cannot recommend that

[earnest oyster]

I dont like what they did to Ellie in 3rd game they made her into an instagram influencer

[wintry fog]

Ellie starts dating a Kevin
He's written to be a jealous teenager
We blow his head off

[tall pier]

@inner nimbus i have a S-Shot of the person the gorip spoke about if you need it

[delicate vapor]

australian bento box

[visual vortex]

Preston plays is here no way

[pure quail]

would

[delicate vapor]

a zinger box

[pure quail]

are there barbequed shrimp in it?

[visual vortex]

Shrimp

🤤

[delicate vapor]

es spicy chicken burger

[pure quail]

mmmm, spicy chicken burger

[somber stream]

Wrong name, correct one is BioMega by Tsutomu Nihei

[wintry fog]

Ah kk

[earnest oyster]

us eastern europeans will never know the korean bbq restaurant experience

we have sushi and stuff that's about it

aint nothing like cooking your own MEAT

[amber delta]

I had korean foodtruck experience

[pure quail]

had some nice korean bbq when i went to China

[visual vortex]

Good morning

[pure quail]

the waiter throught I was American and was very helpful to us, then he asked where I was from and when we told him I was Swedish he was no longer as interested in helping us

[earnest oyster]

[amber delta]

bro was hoping for a fat tip

[earnest oyster]

maybe a darktide player

[pure quail]

yes

[visual vortex]

I aint giving a waiter no fat tip unless they sing and dance the food to me

[pure quail]

Chinese darktide players would be something else

[earnest oyster]

we europeans are very confused with the american tipping culture

it's crazy

[visual vortex]

What about it?

[somber stream]

BBQ food truck?

[pure quail]

americans don't get paid by their bosses so the customer has to pay their wages directly instead

[obtuse oak]

And don't you forget it

[delicate vapor]

gm noob

[somber stream]

Korean BBQ is supposed to be made and served on the same table

[tacit geode]

You read what some of them say on the forums?

[woven sigil]

That's whats so weird about it, that would be considered hella illegal in most of Europe

[pure quail]

nope

[visual vortex]

Hi hank

[pure quail]

it is indeed hella illegal in most of europe

[regal jasper]

Noob? Dont call me that you weezo

[visual vortex]

I love me country

If you arent cheating you arent winning

[delicate vapor]

[woven sigil]

If you aint cheating, you aint trying* 😄

[visual vortex]

Both ways

[marsh iris]

im in one piece

[pure quail]

tis why you should unionise, it is the only thing stopping you from eventually living in a hive city

[woven sigil]

Proceeds to shove a basketball into my fuel tank

[visual vortex]

One punch man

[woven sigil]

[visual vortex]

No

[delicate vapor]

[pure quail]

the one piece? it's real?

[little marten]

Skaven out here getting blocked left right and center

[visual vortex]

Union workers get lazy

[little marten]

Maybe it’s time to reBRAND yourself as a born again Christian

[regal jasper]

Btw how you doing?

[pure quail]

defenestrating you

[delicate vapor]

o yea im heating this pizza up

[delicate vapor]

i am

well

[marsh iris]

right here

[pure quail]

give me some plz?

[delicate vapor]

waiting for CU for patch 13

[regal jasper]

Gimme some

[regal jasper]

What?

[pure quail]

share the pizza with the class

[delicate vapor]

CU

[woven sigil]

There is pizza?

[tacit geode]

They don't like nerfs

[delicate vapor]

Community update

[delicate vapor]

ok

[pure quail]

I mean fair, zealot should get gigabuffed

[pure quail]

:D

[regal jasper]

Oooh, cause Cu in portuguese is asshole, thats why I got confused

[pure quail]

me when pizza

[delicate vapor]

💀

[regal jasper]

Yeeee

[regal jasper]

Me when when me me when

[pure quail]

are the portugese updating their assholes? wat?

[regal jasper]

Idk, its just Cu

And idk why

[pure quail]

me when, when, me when your mom when, when your mom when I you when your mom when I mom

[pure quail]

isn't cu copper on the periodic table?

or something like that

[wintry fog]

Sic af so far
I wish I had the creativity to turn this into a ttrpg campaign

[pure quail]

it is

the portugese have copper butts

[regal jasper]

Yeah, Cu is copper and asshole in portuguese

[somber stream]

Ikr, if you like that then im sure you'll like his other works as well

[pure quail]

I do not smell I throw rocks

[somber stream]

Aposizm is a bit weak due to daughter's influence but other than that, all goat

[regal jasper]

For some reason, someone just though "if asshole be Cu in portuguese, this would be funny "

[pure quail]

and apparently they are updating 13 as well

[regal jasper]

Ye

[pure quail]

I can appreciate that

just doing a funny for the love of the game

just some fun and whimsy

[regal jasper]

Its funny saying something like "im waiting the CU"

[delicate vapor]

met the same ogryn i played with 7 hours ago

[marsh iris]

portugese? isnt that the invisible assholes who throw random things around in abandoned buildings?

[pure quail]

no that's the Spanish

[delicate vapor]

holy fucvk its dark

[pure quail]

I don't get it but I can appreciate it

[pure quail]

uh yeah, it's in the name, duh

[delicate vapor]

true

[pure quail]

next he's gonna tell me there's a tide of enemies too smh

[tacit geode]

#darktide-pics-vids message

[pure quail]

lmao

average Chinese user

I love em

[regal jasper]

Ty for appreciate it

[marsh iris]

he need bing chilling

[pure quail]

we all need ice cream

[regal jasper]

Oh yeah for real

[waxen sleet]

What is the best ice cream?

[somber stream]

Still have half a bucket of choco cream

[pure quail]

chocolate ice cream is always reliable

I have vanilla ice cream in my freezer I think

otherwise I am going to the store today to buy more

[waxen sleet]

True... but I'm a sucker for Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

[marsh iris]

share bro

[somber stream]

Mine.

[marsh iris]

do not resist

[pure quail]

that's great too yeah

[marsh iris]

[pure quail]

the concept of greatest ice cream is a great philosophical one

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

The best ice cream is someone else's

[marsh iris]

yes

[pure quail]

cause do you rank the best ice cream purely based on it's own flavour? or do you base it on how well it goes with various toppigs and such?

[pure quail]

true

[waxen sleet]

Or free, best ice cream is free ice cream

[pure quail]

freecream

[somber stream]

Don't go to the van bro

[marsh iris]

eating ice cream while the other person in tears makes it more tasty

[waxen sleet]

But they said they had icecream, puppies, candy, and pokemon cards...

[somber stream]

Mf is the kind of hostage i have to rescue in RoN

[pure quail]

I was eating ice cream while watching the fallout tv show and that made me realise that the Romans had it right all along, eating a snack while watching people kill and maim each other is a proper treat

[somber stream]

Spoiler alert: you get soaked in 3 cans of tear gas and 4 flashbangs

[waxen sleet]

"Help! Leon!"

[round mica]

My lord lmao slave mind

[waxen sleet]

Deep... and not wrong.

[marsh iris]

the kind of shower you need after lack of sleep

[pure quail]

no I was the one eating the ice cream watching the slaves kill and maim each other

[round mica]

Yes and you have rat brain

[pure quail]

what

[pure quail]

I am never wrong, for I am the capybara

[round mica]

True

I forgot

[waxen sleet]

Down a white monster on an empty stomach kinda vibe

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

i... never had monster

[waxen sleet]

Capyburger in a Capymeal

[pure quail]

I'd eat that

[somber stream]

Turns you into a femboy with every passing can

[waxen sleet]

Red Bull? Amp? Alani? NOS?

[marsh iris]

only red bull gold can

[waxen sleet]

depends of the flavor

there are several pipelines

[somber stream]

I have bad news for you bud

Most femboys here admit they drink white

[marsh iris]

white something

[pure quail]

this is why I do not drink energy drinks

I am not a femboy

[waxen sleet]

And work in IT and wear compression socks... I only wear the compression socks

[somber stream]

Good god

[marsh iris]

and nothing else?

[waxen sleet]

Only on my wife's bday

[delicate vapor]

chicken nugget rock

[pure quail]

I still have not made lunch

I shall go do that now

stop distracting me from making lunch

[delicate vapor]

go

[somber stream]

Spicy ankle pics

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Bugs

[marsh iris]

ankle plastic surgery

[somber stream]

Must be Korean

[pure quail]

• excerpt from "Why I left Europe" written by a member of the Mayflower expedition to the Americas

[marsh iris]

anklemaxxing

[somber stream]

You'd find more of those in Europe than anywhere else

[waxen sleet]

Eldar influencer channel tag?

[pure quail]

yeah and that's why the puritans left

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

Boo

[waxen sleet]

You sure they left bc of ankles? Maybe they were looking for armpits and thigh gaps?

Wait... are a Compression Socks a Puritan invention? If so, that would explain a lot.

[pure quail]

hmmmmmm

no that was the Spanish

[waxen sleet]

Oh, but of course, they were seeking El Dorado... a land of many such treasures

[pure quail]

I've seen the movie

I know what they found

I too would leave Europe for what they found

[somber stream]

You're American?

[pure quail]

no I'm Swedish

[waxen sleet]

I am.

[somber stream]

Opion on Aaland?

[pure quail]

rightful Swedish land but the Finns are honorary Swedes so it aite

in their job of being Eastern Swedes they are allowed to hold custody over Åland

[somber stream]

Hmmmm, age range, 20-27

[pure quail]

huh

[somber stream]

People around that age either share your opinion or just want to sink the entire island

It's a hobby of mine to ask Swedes of the place i used to stay in

Perkele

[earnest oyster]

the level of activity on apac lfg

[pure quail]

ah, correct

[astral basin]

@somber stream
New bug subfaction
Predator+, with a stinky new color scheme and bile titan
Invisible on the map. So it can be on any front

Im

Livid

[somber stream]

Whuh

Pretador +? haven't ran into those

[pure quail]

Hi Livid, I'm Aldeéra

[astral basin]

The predator main units, minus stalker itself
Warriors, hunters, scavengers
When they die, they go puff
Make their already scuttlin asses scuttle more, along with all their friends

[astral basin]

Its called spore burst*

[somber stream]

Oh spore bug

Yeah has always been a thing

The cloud buffing their speed is new

I got a 900+ kill match with 1 dead on D10 yesterday

Bring flame

[astral basin]

So ive learned
They are hell

[somber stream]

@astral basin

[astral basin]

They found thighs that moved generations

[ripe tangle]

I’m so fucking tired

but can’t sleep

[astral basin]

Slep

[waxen sleet]

Chel, the Goddess of Thighs?

[ripe tangle]

no

[pure quail]

correct

[somber stream]

Want me to knock you out?

[pure quail]

mood

[ripe tangle]

Make sure it’s lethal.

[marsh iris]

clothesline from hell oughtta do it

[somber stream]

Rok

[marsh iris]

(but its nugget)

[ripe tangle]

[somber stream]

Goodnight

[pure quail]

nuggets for lunch was a good choice btw

[astral basin]

Isnt decapitation a trusted vampire slaying technique?

[pure quail]

can recommend

[marsh iris]

spicy nugget 🤤

[ripe tangle]

perhaps… why?

[pure quail]

spicy nuggit pog

[astral basin]

[waxen sleet]

Chel from El Dorado (Dreamworks) and Kita from Atlantis (Disney)... what were they cooking in 2000/2001?

[somber stream]

Still stuck with work

Haven't had lunch...

[marsh iris]

poor baby

[pure quail]

something great

[marsh iris]

[ripe tangle]

sexy brown women?

[sly quest]

Good afternoon chat p:

[marsh iris]

Al

[sly quest]

Garut

[pure quail]

we all need them

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

The age of animation being so new that corners werent cut simply for the limits they could experiment to

[pure quail]

Weird Al has entered the chat

mood, Lucia, mood

[marsh iris]

latina butt?

[astral basin]

“Why dont you slip into something nice, like a coffin” @ripe tangle

[pure quail]

need

[marsh iris]

(or is it mesopatamian butt)

[somber stream]

Butt in general

[waxen sleet]

Shrek came out that same year, speaking of animation...

[pure quail]

that is the opposite side of the world

[marsh iris]

general butt

[sly quest]

*speaking of peak

[pure quail]

I was born in 2001, ofc it was a peak year

[somber stream]

Sounds like the kind of hero i can get behind

[modest flume]

Praise be

[ripe tangle]

Why would I do that?!

[astral basin]

@sly quest looook shes a(n alleged) vampire that needs a nap!
Im only suggesting the natural thing!

[ripe tangle]

Coffins are for dead people…

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

I’m not dead, just… pallored

[modest flume]

Thank the Emperor for blessing us with the perfect human body

[pure quail]

that's why I sleep in coffers instead

[marsh iris]

so undead?

[ripe tangle]

No

[waxen sleet]

and the first Digimon movie...

[ripe tangle]

though I am sorta…

idk half dead?

[marsh iris]

redead

[somber stream]

Deadn't

[waxen sleet]

redead redemption

[ripe tangle]

yeah, Deadn’t

[pure quail]

be an optimist instead, be half alive

[marsh iris]

[sly quest]

AWWWW I MISS DIGIMON

but yugioh had always mogged.

[waxen sleet]

Needs to see Miracle Max it seems

[pure quail]

I've never consumed any digimon media

[ripe tangle]

you the glass half full type?

I’m glad, the world needs more like you!

[pure quail]

no I drink from one of those big cup things with a straw

[marsh iris]

i had the digimon device which take care of little monsters on your screen

[ripe tangle]

isn’t that just called a cup?

[delicate vapor]

coffe...

[somber stream]

Digideez

[pure quail]

no like one of those that hold like a litre and it has a lid and a straw n stuff

[marsh iris]

nutmon

[pure quail]

though it usually is half full

[ripe tangle]

yeah, where I’m from it’s simply called a “cup”

[pure quail]

cause I'm too lazy to go refill it

[pure quail]

fair enough

[astral basin]

The cup is at 50% volume

[sly quest]

AWWWWWW

[cosmic burrow]

You have 2 paths to go. Fully dead or fully alive

[astral basin]

The cup is empty, for i have drank the water

[ripe tangle]

I’ll stick to the balancing act.

[marsh iris]

it was the first gen with brick design

[cosmic burrow]

Damn

[marsh iris]

im pretty old

[ripe tangle]

I’ll eventually fall and become fully dead, but I’m not going to rush it.

[sly quest]

That’s very cute Garut :•)

[pure quail]

remember, if you're dead you can't kill more heretics which means the heretics win

[astral basin]

Time to become as a ghoul

[somber stream]

Being alive is based

[sleek harness]

In the warp you still can kill heretics

[somber stream]

The dead don't have warmth

[sleek harness]

Why would them

[marsh iris]

its your duty to keep it warm

[sleek harness]

It's in space

[modest flume]

True, the Emperor refused to die to Horsey Hershey

[marsh iris]

(in the oven)

[astral basin]

This is why we hold them tight, even if you get weird smell comments

[sly quest]

Fallout 4 ghoul?

[marsh iris]

accelerate the cultures

[modest flume]

Heck yeah, probiotics

[astral basin]

Classic ghoul

[sleek harness]

The Emperor will be furious with the amount of people who thinks he wanted to be strapped to the throne as a alive corpse

[astral basin]

Rotting and dead to the world

[delicate vapor]

ghouling

[ripe tangle]

[somber stream]

Do not the corpse

[sleek harness]

Lucia

[marsh iris]

old but ghoul

[modest flume]

Will be? Probably is

[ripe tangle]

yes Skaven?

[sleek harness]

Happy 300001 years old

[ripe tangle]

Today is not my birthday

[ripe tangle]

and I’m only 331

[marsh iris]

ok just be happy