oysters
#general-chat
delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
I like aerodactyl
He’s the coolest
Fucking purple Wyvern pteranodon with devil spade tail and horns
Shits cool
ebon bay
I find it very unsettling that all Pokemon seem to have human level intelligence, and yet it's still implied that people eat them.
formal mortar
Aerodactyl is like Cadia, floating rocks
gloomy tartan
The Pokémon wars
hazy valley
Ok no joke I started in Shadowbringers read the lore on Viera and got so psyched to play one that I bought Shadowbringers just to have the race available but when I got in game and saw the starter outfit with my whole ass hanging out I got nervous and rerolled to Miqo'te instead
gloomy tartan
Liek Lt surge was in war with his raichu
ebon bay
Or you know, just treat them like, animals, when they can literally learn human language down to a t
hazy valley
If I wasn't scared of the starter outfit on a first impression I would have stayed Viera
formal mortar
Ok no joke I started in Shadowbringers read the lore on Viera and got so psyched...
I havent played since before expansions 
but i would def play with whole ass out
ebon bay
Palworld really is just Pokemon but with all the implications being explicit
gloomy tartan
Ash talks to Lt surge and he brings up how his raichu saved him during the war
marsh iris
hazy valley
I havent played since before expansions <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107> but i wou...
Yeah I would now too but past me was so much more scared of showing skin even in games LOL
formal mortar
I played a lalafell with a mustache on main, and a roe for secondary
gloomy tartan
There was straight up Pokémon war crimes and Pokémon used in the military as soldiers as weapons
We just ignore this fact
ebon bay
Ash talks to Lt surge and he brings up how his raichu saved him during the war
Wasn't there an entire game where ancient Japanese feudal lords fought wars with Pokemon?
formal mortar
Maybe i should get back into ff14
hazy valley
I main Miqo'te and have an Elezen and Au Ra alt
marsh iris
Lt. Surge was spreading agent orange during the war and Raichu protected him
formal mortar
I have to rebuy it forgot the email i used
gloomy tartan
Surge did what he had to do
delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
He’s also straight up American
So that means there was a Pokémon war was a global conflict
ebon bay
Imagine having guns and still somehow getting styled on by electric rats.
formal mortar
Agent Orange is horrible it killed my councelor
gloomy tartan
Imagine having guns and still somehow getting styled on by electric rats.
Bro they had legendary Pokémon’s as weapons
marsh iris
Agent Orange is horrible <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107> it killed my councelor
wait fr?
gloomy tartan
The pikachu was likely just a ground force grunt beside surge
gloomy tartan
Probaly evovked into raichu during the war
Surges raichu has killed humans and Pokémon
He’s a fucking war veteran
ebon bay
The fact that 'all' the 'animals' have human levels of intelligence is still the most horrifying part honestly.
gloomy tartan
Bro somehow escaped with out ptsd because him and his trainer help eachother out
analog marsh
The humans in the pokemon universe are insanely durable, they can tank attacks that would vaporise a normal human.
gloomy tartan
Thank god surge and raichu managed to escape the problem plaguing so many veterans
hazy valley
The fact that 'all' the 'animals' have human levels of intelligence is still the...
Mr. Mime is 100% dating Ash's mom
gloomy tartan
Bro
formal mortar
Dating? No
gloomy tartan
Professor oak
formal mortar
Banging? Yes
marsh iris
Yeah it caused extreme amounts of cancer
how is it still in production? or are the effect still lingering since the war?
formal mortar
Oak is dating ashes mom
gloomy tartan
Professor oak met ash ij the past due to time travel and they became best friends
Ash then goes back to the future
hazy valley
Wait does Oak have a thing there
formal mortar
how is it still in production? or are the effect still lingering since the war?
I was in gradeschool when he died
hazy valley
I didn't notice because he seems so old
ebon bay
Mr. Mime is 100% dating Ash's mom
There was that one library book that literally said humans and pokemon were marrying each other in the past, so yeah, thats pretty strange.
gloomy tartan
Ij one of the movies oak meets ash but oaks a kid
formal mortar
Its basically a strong pesticide that destroyed foliage
gloomy tartan
A Pokémon sends ash back in time
ebon bay
I hate Ash.
formal mortar
Same thing happens to people exposed to pesticides
ebon bay
Get a new fucking protagonist
marsh iris
sorry to hear about that
gloomy tartan
Oak met ash as a kid in the past and then in the future started dating his mom
formal mortar
You get cancer and die years later. Or other health issues
gloomy tartan
Do you understand this concept bro
Ash went back in time before he was born
And became best friends with oak
hazy valley
I remember hating Ash when I was like 10 or something because I thought the Pokémon movie with Slowking was stupid. The whole prophecy of "The world will turn to ash" and then that just meaning that it will depend on a kid named Ash instead made kid me upset
gloomy tartan
Ash’s dad died in the Pokémon wars
nocturne bloom
I think id love BF6 a lot more if it had more natural movement
gloomy tartan
Along with Garry’s dad
low copper
They were killed by a Voltorb attack
formal mortar
And thing about the vietnam veterans is they didnt volunteer to go, they were forced, and they were treated like shit when they got back
gloomy tartan
They both fucking died in the Pokémon wars
ebon bay
Ash will forever remain a 10 year old that looks way older than 10
low copper
It was horrible
delicate vapor
I think id love BF6 a lot more if it had more natural movement
love you too
marsh iris
would be cool to have some mature pokemon series about some war
gloomy tartan
And thing about the vietnam veterans is they didnt volunteer to go, they were fo...
The Pokémon wars are visually described like the Vietnam war
Likely same time period
Similar fighting
hazy valley
Ash still hasn't bought Misty a new bike btw
low copper
They both fucking died in the Pokémon wars
The Voltorb usage in that war was insane
gloomy tartan
But Pokémon
nocturne bloom
love you too
Twink acquired
delicate vapor
Twink acquired
o
gloomy tartan
The Pokémon war was basically the Pokémon Vietnam war
marsh iris
Tesla Coil voltorb
low copper
They were throwing Voltorbs out of helicopters and shit
gloomy tartan
They had raywuazas fighting ho ohs
formal mortar
The Pokémon wars are visually described like the Vietnam war
Does trump dodge the draft in that war too?
marsh iris
Electrodes dropped from the sky and self-destruct on pokemon village
low copper
Electrodes dropped from the sky and self-destruct on pokemon village
Numerous dugtrios came up and took people into tunnels never to be seen again
They were strapping voltorbs to pichus
formal mortar
Imagine how much work a charizard could do in vietnam
marsh iris
like napalm?
analog marsh
Napalm strike
low copper
Walking napalm
ebon bay
Imagine being in the Pokemon world, and the only visual difference between a 10 year old and a 30 year old is that one is slightly taller than the other. Freaks of nature, all of them.
gloomy tartan
Enjoy
ebon bay
Ash has been 10 for like 50 years
analog marsh
Imagine being in the Pokemon world, and the only visual difference between a 10 ...
Yeah, is pretty strange ash is meant to be 10, but also looks like at least a 25 year old lol.
low copper
He’ll never die, he’s like Judge Holden or Hastur, he will never die
He died in the war and never died again
marsh iris
forever 10 year old
gloomy tartan
Give ash a break
low copper
Never to grow, never to live
marsh iris
he should start smoking or some shit
ebon bay
Yeah, is pretty strange ash is meant to be 10, but also looks like at least a 25...
Lol, the only difference between Brock and his dad is that his dad has two lines under his eyes.
gloomy tartan
Oak did his best
low copper
When he realises that he’s dead and yet alive he’ll probably start
hazy valley
Imagine being in the Pokemon world, and the only visual difference between a 10 ...
Ash doesn't age anymore because he's half Pokémon and Mr. Mime is his real dad. This is my tinfoil hat theory
gloomy tartan
Garry and Ash’s dad wanted to to make sure they both got home to their kids
They fucking died
Give ash a break
ebon bay
Ash doesn't age anymore because he's half Pokémon and Mr. Mime is his real dad. ...
Pokemon don't age?1
marsh iris
Oak was that crybaby coward soldier that ash dad saved because he was his friend
gloomy tartan
No oak wasn’t in the war far as I know
hazy valley
Pokemon don't age?1
I've never seen a Pikachu with a beard so idk
low copper
Ash’s dad and garry’s dad took voltorbs for him
gloomy tartan
That’s a good point
Idk what oak did in the war
Wait bro wait WAIT
that means oak learned of the war
analog marsh
Also how tf does brock see, bro literally never opens his eyes.
ebon bay
Also how tf does brock see, bro literally never opens his eyes.
His eyes are just squinty
low copper
Also how tf does brock see, bro literally never opens his eyes.
Psychic Precognition
formal mortar
Oak was a professor so he would have been at a university
gloomy tartan
Oak knew the Pokémon war was coming
hazy valley
Brock has his eyes closed but still sees every woman around him always
gloomy tartan
Because he met ash when oak was a kid
marsh iris
Also how tf does brock see, bro literally never opens his eyes.
he use his rock solid like a walking stick duh
gloomy tartan
He learns about the Pokémon war as a kid bro
And he couldn’t change history
Fuck
He just had to grow up knowing he’ll meet ash again
hazy valley
he use his rock solid like a walking stick duh
And his trusting frying pan as a trusty drying pan when it rains too
ebon bay
Seriously though
ebon bay
Get a new protagonist for your shows
marsh iris
formal mortar
I always liked the one where they say to fire when you see the whites of their eyes, but its an army of brock marching at them
ebon bay
Why does Ash have to be the protagonist for every single Pokemon show, there's literally nothing else they can do with him. His character arc finished like 20 years ago
gloomy tartan
They evolved to lose the white ij there eyes
formal mortar
I must sleep now
gloomy tartan
You know what episodes I liked when it was just the Pokémon hanging out and talking
That shits funny
hazy valley
Why does Ash have to be the protagonist for every single Pokemon show, there's l...
The same reason the Simpsons still runs with Homer the same age
marsh iris
soldiers riding the pidgeottos and fortunate son plays in the back
somber stream
“Go home GI… pika”
ebon bay
I liked it when that Buneary kept trying to get with Pikachu. That was always funny
ebon bay
The same reason the Simpsons still runs with Homer the same age
I'm not saying they age Ash up, I'm saying they move on to a new protagonist entirely
delicate vapor
just skinned some dude
feral vessel
bites you violently
oh hi toober!
jaunty path
oh god OH GOD I HAVE TO ACTUALLY TO TO SCOOL
How long is like
marsh iris
just skinned some dude
jaunty path
school for you
ebon bay
oh god OH GOD I HAVE TO ACTUALLY TO TO SCOOL
college classes?
jaunty path
how many years
delicate vapor
<:huh:1283165281073762430>
yea
somber stream
soldiers riding the pidgeottos and fortunate son plays in the back
Growing up is when you know shooting down huey is more based than riding one
hazy valley
I'm not saying they age Ash up, I'm saying they move on to a new protagonist ent...
Yeah but then it's like replacing Homer on the Simpsons. You might as well just change the name of the show and run a new thing entirely tbh
ebon bay
Yeah but then it's like replacing Homer on the Simpsons. You might as well just ...
They change the protagonist for every Pokemon 'game' though?
hazy valley
They change the protagonist for every Pokemon 'game' though?
Yeah but shows are different
jaunty path
I dont think im gonna buy another soda this week because I cant stand drinking it without rum in it
Its just so mid.
hazy valley
Imagine if you took the Suite Life of Zack and Cody but halfway into season 3 the kids move out and you have two totally different kids but keep the show name
It'd just be confusing
hazy valley
Yeah
true minnow
Don't pick up people while a sniper is aiming at you maaaaaaaan
analog marsh
Why does Ash have to be the protagonist for every single Pokemon show, there's l...
Same thing in a lot of shows, like how in dragonball Frieza keeps getting brought back to appease fans since everyone knows he's the most popular villain so they brought him back multiple times.
hazy valley
Goku will never stop being the protagonist of Dragonball
analog marsh
ofc
delicate vapor
hazy valley
Toriyama tried to replace him with Gohan after the Cell arc and it fell apart
analog marsh
yeah
somber stream
Toriyama peaked with Dr Slump
ebon bay
Imagine if you took the Suite Life of Zack and Cody but halfway into season 3 th...
Yeah, well, one, they don't need to do that because the show is called 'Pokemon' not 'The Adventures of Ash', and two, the shows been running for so long it would frankly be a lot better than just going the Simpsons route and keeping this show running way past its expiration date, which is what they've been doing.;
hazy valley
Yeah, well, one, they don't need to do that because the show is called 'Pokemon'...
I think if they did they should change the name of the show tbh
Do you know how confusing it is to look up Pokémon with different protagonists but they all share the same show name
hazy valley
Exactly because they didn't do that
Plus they can be more creative at this point than just calling it Pokémon if they were to do a new show with a new protagonist
ebon bay
I don't know, add a subtitle like they do with literally all the games.
hazy valley
Yeah that's fine. But that's also changing the title
ebon bay
All I know is that I can't watch the show anymore.
At this point, the voice actor is probably going to die before the character does.
hazy valley
I haven't watched it in forever either but I know the voice actor for Pikachu has been getting fun side work in other IPs
ebon bay
Eh whatever
Pokemon, both the show and the games, are like Madden. They never change, and they'll never stop.
hazy valley
I can't believe the Pikachu VA did work for one of the major characters in Corpse Party
what
gloomy tartan
Pikachu used to be fat
They shamed them into losing weight
Why has no one defended fat pikachu
He used to be a fat mouse
hazy valley
Ash doesn't feed Pikachu enough to keep him fat
Plus he battles a lot so he just exercised it away
somber stream
Pikachu is a he?
gloomy tartan
No he was fat
gloomy tartan
Bro obviously he’s a guy
somber stream
Idk
twin flower
How do you know tho 🤔
delicate vapor
Pikachu is Pikachu
gloomy tartan
Duh
somber stream
Google said male
hazy valley
Wasn't there an episode with a female Pikachu that had a heart shaped pattern on her tail
marsh iris
i dont see no rat balls sticking out of pikachu
gloomy tartan
Pikachu is a male
gloomy tartan
i dont see no rat balls sticking out of pikachu
They retract
He’s like that magic thing that flys with its balls
obsidian wren
Is there a reason i came back to pikachu ball conversation
hazy valley
I'm sorry
somber stream
Better than cannibalism
gloomy tartan
Is there a reason i came back to pikachu ball conversation
It has to be this way
obsidian wren
This is darktide not twitter
hazy valley
You missed the crabs
marsh iris
They retract
inward bawls
hazy valley
I'm hungry again
ebon bay
Remember when Team Plasma came along and said "Capturing Pokemon and forcing them to beat the shit out of each other is wrong!" and the response to them from all the other characters was basically "Shut up, man." and they never addressed that again despite explicitly bringing it up?
gloomy tartan
Crab tide
somber stream
2AM pasta let's gooooo
hazy valley
Yeah I ate them
gloomy tartan
Did you hear that 11 billion crabs went missing?
Pray for them
obsidian wren
Mike hermancrab
marsh iris
crabs are leaving the planet
ebon bay
"Drown in craaaaaaab-tide"
gloomy tartan
I bet crabs enjoyed the sopranos
obsidian wren
The fly episode but instead of a fly they chase a crab around the lab
marsh iris
they have their secret webway project
gloomy tartan
Crabs control the media
obsidian wren
The recipe they find in the toilet is just the cheddar bay biscuit recipe
delicate vapor
snow crab
obsidian wren
Instead of breaking bad its crabbing good
All these shitpost references and none of you know ball
Im disappointed
gloomy tartan
I was getting choclate
twin flower
there were crabs in breaking bad? 🤔
gloomy tartan
Chill the fuck our lizard
hazy valley
I'm getting crab bye
obsidian wren
"Jeez walt, what you got in this bag? A half a million crabs?"
hazy valley
If they win they can have me
somber stream
Crabtide
obsidian wren
Yudunahtno ball
gloomy tartan
Crab Shelly
mystic fossil
diddy bluds what blessings do i put on my heavy evis
gloomy tartan
Normalize Pinching people with crab claws
obsidian wren
Normalize crab
delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
Some cyberpunk bullshit
obsidian wren
Imagine ogryn getting more weapons
mystic fossil
Imagine ogryn getting more weapons
??? if only we gave him the assault cannon
a finally balanced ogryn weapon
fiery wave
Bro imagine getting a cyber crab claw
Well, crusher claw on a Black Rock Shooter themed outfit for my OC.
obsidian wren
K im going to bed
mystic fossil
give scum dual shotguns
mystic fossil
K im going to bed
gn twin
somber stream
Go sleep americans
marsh iris
reminded me of a guy who keeps crabshells and gunpla it into a robot crab
somber stream
Staying up late kill your brain
delicate vapor
fiery wave
Go sleep americans
Licht, halp. I need caffeine.
somber stream
Coffee?
delicate vapor
redbull
gloomy tartan
Do you not own any caffeine?
gloomy tartan
How do you not?
somber stream
Yeah, been up for like... 28 hours?
What the fuck
somber stream
Step 1: Don't look at screen
gloomy tartan
Eating helps me sleep
fiery wave
Why don’t you pass out
I need caffeine.
somber stream
Blue light keep your brain awake
marsh iris
our eyes gasm for blue
hard gorge
BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE
fiery wave
Blue light keep your brain awake
Not really, i pass out mid game even. Or mid typing. Is why my keyboard is burnt into my phone screen.
somber stream
Wuh
fiery wave
Legit.
somber stream
Set it to lock screen after 15 seconds of idle
fiery wave
My Discord keyboard is burnt into phone screen.
fiery wave
Set it to lock screen after 15 seconds of idle
It's set to 30 secs but if will not off if in anything it considers a game.
marsh iris
mobaw gaming
somber stream
Girl game before sleep
fiery wave
For some dumb reason, my phone decided Discord is a game.
gloomy tartan
Oh look
somber stream
Where every electronic device is turned off, 1 hour before bedtime
gloomy tartan
Barbie horse trails is on gamepass
marsh iris
silly phone, discord is clearly a political app
gloomy tartan
That’s a fact
somber stream
Use that time to either read or draw on paper, then i sleep
Works everytime
Speaking of which
marsh iris
im blessed to be able to get sleepy when watching netflix on bed
fiery wave
Where every electronic device is turned off, 1 hour before bedtime
Rejected, will go insane for a different reason. Only tell me that if you want selfharming to return in a way.
somber stream
fiery wave
Use that time to either read or draw on paper, then i sleep
I read ebooks or .pdfs so...
delicate vapor
somber stream
I read ebooks or .pdfs so...
Well that works as well
Just don't make your brain work too hard
fiery wave
Well that works as well
That's on my phone.
somber stream
Compromises must be made ig
fiery wave
delicate vapor
<:Eula_Stare:825800593591238656>
candy please
fiery wave
Just don't make your brain work too hard
Brain no worky hard. Still can't pass out. I am literally playing the most boring slow ass bs game on the side to no avail.
somber stream
Hmmmmmmm
fiery wave
Ncr or legion
Neither.
somber stream
White noise maybe, something pleasant like windy sound or ocean waves
fiery wave
White noise maybe, something pleasant like windy sound or ocean waves
I have a wind turbine.
gloomy tartan
I’m in California
whole glade
WHY ARE PEOPLE SAYING THRAGG BEAT SUPERMAN
somber stream
Scent also help. A pleasant smell makes the brain feel at ease
gloomy tartan
They can nuke the Mojave for all I care
whole glade
GRAGHHGGH
fiery wave
You heard it before even.
somber stream
I have a wind turbine.
I meant white noise from youtube, not your wind turbine at home
fiery wave
Scent also help. A pleasant smell makes the brain feel at ease
Only smell is Carrot. She's hiding under my bed lul.
somber stream
I also love rain
gloomy tartan
Have sound of water constantly cuz I have turtles
marsh iris
i cast "sleep at will"
fiery wave
I can sleep to rain gud
I get heart attacks cos rainy season means thunderstorms.
somber stream
Stormy nights are the best kind of night to sleep to
gloomy tartan
Just get a thunder buddy
gloomy tartan
Stormy nights are the best kind of night to sleep to
Rainy nights playing that rainy map of left for dead 2
Fire as fuck
fiery wave
Rainy nights playing that rainy map of left for dead 2
Power trip. PSU fried.
Lightning strikes next to my building very often.
fiery wave
Rainy time means PC NEEDS to be off.
somber stream
My mother used to make me sing my sister to sleep when we were little during a stormy day
I always somehow ended up falling asleep first
fiery wave
My mother used to make me sing my sister to sleep when we were little during a ...
I just can't sleep during storms unless my heart gives out.
somber stream
Schlaf kindlein schlaf
feral vessel
guh what
lilac crag
hi serg
gloomy tartan
Oh my god a pink
whole glade
GUP
marsh iris
pokemon trench wars
hasty sky
I'm not the one to usually just up and complain but fuuuck I'm dissapointed in Expeditions 🙁 still buggy and unbalanced one month in and just not fun to play
marsh iris
(with gore)
delicate vapor
marsh iris
not yet, was on work pc
fiery wave
*Schlaf kindlein schlaf*
Sleep child sleep?
true minnow
Sleed
marsh iris
https://www.instagram.com/p/DP_yYXEDH7t/?img_index=1&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
hehehe nice, machoke by firing squad
fiery wave
I'm not the one to usually just up and complain but fuuuck I'm dissapointed in E...
Also not rewarding. Like running no mans land but at least that has a cool set piece.
somber stream
Sleep child sleep?
Der Vater hüt' die Schaf
Die Mutter schüttelt's Bäumelein
Da fällt herab ein Träumelein
Schlaf, Kindlein, schlaf
gloomy tartan
hehehe nice, machoke by firing squad
There’s way more art too
marsh iris
the art reminds me of mickey and goofy video on YT
gloomy tartan
The guy did so much
marsh iris
mickey being a vietnam vet
gloomy tartan
One shows ash and Garry’s dad being like let’s come back from the war
hasty sky
Also not rewarding. Like running no mans land but at least that has a cool set p...
Yeah no mans land is awesome by comparison. Meanwhile nobody even plays auric on the new gamemode, impossible to get a full team
gloomy tartan
The shoes their fucking skeletons dead in the trenches
fiery wave
*Der Vater hüt' die Schaf
Die Mutter schüttelt's Bäumelein
Da fällt herab ein Tr...
Licht, I dunno German. Are you trying to make me guess?
gloomy tartan
Mickey nam vet is another classic
somber stream
Just imagine
fiery wave
Yeah no mans land is awesome by comparison. Meanwhile nobody even plays auric on...
Because it's already unfair bs on heresy if your team is as incompetent as bots.
hasty sky
New map modifier also sucks, random crashes and deaths still happen, someone leaving the game also permanently loses all tech remnants they were holding... its terrible
delicate vapor
marsh iris
Resident evil tyrant lol
ah so thats how the fucking dogs do the jump scare in RE1
fiery wave
New map modifier also sucks, random crashes and deaths still happen, someone lea...
They also added blight. Expeditions spawn rates already dook FPS. I hit 14 fps on malice.
hasty sky
Snortis Trials at least works and doesn't randomly break. I'm really dissapointed. I may give expeditions another go if it ever gets fully fixed up but I really believe 
should throw in the towel with this alternative game modes experimentation
gloomy tartan
ah so thats how the fucking dogs do the jump scare in RE1
Exactly
Also bro is that first panel not the hardest shit you ever saw?
Nemsies saying fuck cops
With a dog in the missile launcher lol
fiery wave
Snortis Trials at least works and doesn't randomly break. I'm really dissapointe...
At least Mortis can be funny if you get lucky.
gloomy tartan
I want that shit on a t shirt lol
hasty sky
At least Mortis can be funny if you get lucky.
For me it's either abject boredom or near guaranteed game over if I get the one unlucky special spawn sequence on auric
fiery wave
Always funni when a boss dies to a single krak, that doubled, that spit out another and another and another and another.
lilac crag
mortis needs more enemy density
you get stupid strong near the end of the game but they won't send a fully powered deamonhost at you
fiery wave
For me it's either abject boredom or near guaranteed game over if I get the one ...
Trappers into dogs into muties?
marsh iris
Nemsies saying fuck cops
the real anarchist
fiery wave
Most teams lose cos nobody takes void 'nades.
marsh iris
void nades, warranty void on use
fiery wave
And most teams fail to seperate so the mass of trappers just net everyone by flank netting.
gloomy tartan
Usually you see doods
hasty sky
Trappers into dogs into muties?
Trappers into poxbursters
fiery wave
void nades, warranty void on use
It's void shields. Basically bubble.
hasty sky
That usually wipes almost every rando team I played with
fiery wave
Always take on vet and scum and arby but I do lone wulf impacts.
marsh iris
i geddit, i just wanna be lame
fiery wave
That usually wipes almost every rando team I played with
Is why, void 'nades are good if you have any sort of 'nade regen.
hasty sky
Anyways. All these new game modes and I am just playing qp aurics like nothing new was added, because that's still where I have the most fun
somber stream
I'll be a scribe this day
marsh iris
u bought the scribe game huh
somber stream
I certainly did
fiery wave
Anyways. All these new game modes and I am just playing qp aurics like nothing n...
Just needs new maps and not new modes.
hasty sky
Just needs new maps and not new modes.
Yes
marsh iris
I certainly did
time for the monk scribe haircut
somber stream
No
marsh iris
somber stream
Scribes aren't all just monk
Scholar as well
My favourite is
Hildegard von Bingen
marsh iris
astral basin
Any signalis players in chat rn?
languid hazel
Any signalis players in chat rn?
Gaymers :3
jaunty path
i played it
astral basin
time for the monk scribe haircut
I second giving Licht the bowlcut bald patch
jaunty path
Its been a while though
astral basin
Ok so
somber stream
NO
languid hazel
I second giving Licht the bowlcut bald patch
Tonsure!
fiery wave
I'll be a scribe this day
Wot.
astral basin
Explain to me
Why the first image
Mb the second image
That pops up for signalis
Is full on nipple?
amber delta
mechanicusing Hadron's thingamajing omnissiahingly
marsh iris
gloomy tartan
No me and garut were talking about the Pokémon war
I’ll delete it if you want tho skull
gloomy tartan
It’s fucked up man
Machoke tells the trainer to let him bleed out
There’s two legendary fighting in the background
marsh iris
i did draw violent pokemon comics when i was like 10
gloomy tartan
The Pokémon war was helll
marsh iris
along with starship troopers comic
somber stream
You become scribe
You get tonsured
It is law, wee euro man
No such law exist, the only reason why scribe's image are linked to that haircut is because many surviving manuscripts were produced by monks and other clerics
Professional lay scribes in universities exist as well
gloomy tartan
That sounds awesome
somber stream
Also Hildegard didn't get that cut
marsh iris
this is right up my nostalgia alley
gloomy tartan
That’s cool garut
marsh iris
wish i could find the comics and do scans
fiery wave
wait and see
So you want me to stalk when you play?
somber stream
So you want me to stalk when you play?
I'll show once able
astral basin
No such law exist, the only reason why scribe's image are linked to that haircut...
It is law of convenience
Or rather. Your inconvenience
Dont worry. Your bald spot will be shiny.
somber stream
The end result, not gameplay
gloomy tartan
Yo garut
delicate vapor
fiery wave
The end result, not gameplay
I mean the game. Anyway, back to more spooder cuddling.
gloomy tartan
I know bro
somber stream
I mean the game. Anyway, back to more spooder cuddling.
You know those dressup flash games for girls in the 2000s? Those but for medieval enthusiasts
gloomy tartan
Fucking hurts
Ash thought his dad was on a Pokémon adventure lol
Bro was in Pokémon world war Vietnam 3
gloomy tartan
I like how they talk
Like it’s so funny lol
Calling eachother mate and sausage and lad
Like ash does not talk like that lmfao
Was he robbed that vernacular because his dad died
Never learned the language of his pop
marsh iris
to be fair he didnt get to observe how his dad behave
fiery wave
You know those dressup flash games for girls in the 2000s? Those but for medieva...
Oh. >_>
marsh iris
gloomy tartan
They died heros
marsh iris
-# or just lackeys of villains
gloomy tartan
Bro
The fact he goes let’s shake hands now and promise to come home together ok
That’s the most “ I’m one day from retirement” ass red flag ever lmao
Let’s promise we’ll come home and it will totally be okay
marsh iris
hollywood ahh cliche
gloomy tartan
becomes a fucking skeleton
You can promise to try your best lmao
You can’t just promsie to not die lmao
marsh iris
im imagining Oak look at their graves like that saving private ryan intro scene
marsh iris
-# sorry i didnt watch avatar
marsh iris
😬
fiery wave
You know those dressup flash games for girls in the 2000s? Those but for medieva...
Can't you just draw in said style yourself anyway?
true minnow
I wish anyone who says unc would be conscripted
gloomy tartan
Jaws was a good movie
Kinda fucked up the perspective on sharks for years
But great movie
jaunty path
I wish anyone who says unc would be conscripted
unc
obtuse oak
-# sorry i didnt watch avatar
It's not too late to fix that
gloomy tartan
YOOO HANK
delicate vapor
the blue avatar or uh ang movie
gloomy tartan
oh snap
obtuse oak
the blue avatar or uh ang movie
Neither
obtuse oak
The Nickelodeon cartoon show
gloomy tartan
Yup
obtuse oak
Avatar: the last airbender
jaunty path
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkTiaWqpnIQ
This looks like just animation software
gloomy tartan
Whole ass movie based on the last air bender crew
jaunty path
its not bad at all
true minnow
It might be good publicity for the movie and get a bigger turnout
mystic fossil
Whole ass movie based on the last air bender crew
but there were airbenders after bro 😆
obtuse oak
That sucks for them
Paramount treated that movie like garbage so they kinda deserve shit like this, but it's sad for the creatives
obtuse oak
It was originally going to be a cinema release, and then it was pulled from that to be a streaming release, and now it's just unceremoniously leaked
gloomy tartan
People would of totally paid to see it as a movie
somber stream
This looks like just animation software
I believe a song is in order to fully demonstrate this
obtuse oak
That part only hurts Paramount
somber stream
obtuse oak
delicate vapor
I wish Bigfoot was real
yeah that would just be my cousin
gloomy tartan
Too pure for this world
languid hazel
yeah that would just be my cousin
Your cousin doesn’t happen to be named Okri by any chance?
gloomy tartan
I would try feeding Bigfoot some Tostinos pizza rolls
delicate vapor
delicate vapor
greets
timber elk
How is everyone
marsh iris
on my last legs
delicate vapor
hungry
timber elk
Same for both!
delicate vapor
for oysters
marsh iris
oyter
timber elk
I’m about to chuck my phone at the wall
Balatro is fucking me in the ass with these god awful joker spawns
delicate vapor
o deer
timber elk
Nonetheless
marsh iris
jonkled lamb
amber delta
amber delta
ballstoro
amber delta
ballsdoro
timber elk
Balls
marsh iris
😨
amber delta
delicate vapor
dorothink
marsh iris
creacher
timber elk
Hmmm I want shark week to come around already
amber delta
you guys should play tainted grail, fun game
timber elk
you guys should play tainted grail, fun game
Ehhh I’ve seen it
halcyon pewter
havent play dt for a long time came back to this. leveling hive scum. Heresy is still harder than damnation. so tired
marsh iris
havent play dt for a long time came back to this. leveling hive scum. Heresy is...
always has been
timber elk
you guys should play tainted grail, fun game
I’m kinda turned off by the Skyrim like gameplay
Skyrim really did a number on me spiritually and mentally
No offense Fs
halcyon pewter
always has been
did darktide recently on sale or someting? these newbies are like... too noob
to be at this level
amber delta
timber elk
No?
delicate vapor
top 5 reasons why i hate Noob s
timber elk
top 5 reasons why i hate Noob s
Well IM A NUUB WAT CHU GONNA DU?!
timber elk
:0
marsh iris
be the big brother and show noobs the way
timber elk
What….what kind of food
halcyon pewter
nurgle meat
marsh iris
gamer food
delicate vapor
any food
somber stream
Did you know that nuns used to plucks penises off phallus tree in ancient times ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
delicate vapor
wooden creek
Country girls make do
marsh iris
Did you know that nuns used to plucks penises off phallus tree in ancient times ...
did the tree say "Nut right now"
amber delta
I understand those words but not the sentence
somber stream
marsh iris
an i thought its a family friendly game
marsh iris
astral basin
Another day another call center shitter sending friend requests on discord
delicate vapor
Another day another call center shitter sending friend requests on discord
i got like 10 this week
astral basin
i got like 10 this week
Heyyyyy
Oooh i must have the wrong guy
Hey do you wanna play this game for me?
amber delta
google pay me $2 and ill double it
lilac crag
google pay me $2 and ill double it
ok
lilac crag
amber delta
marsh iris
delicate vapor
orpghie..
astral basin
-# alex i have presets
astral basin
Wonderful night were having
astral basin
-# alex the presets are so intuitiiiive…
somber stream
friday tomorrow
I'm behind deadlines...
hazy valley
Another day another call center shitter sending friend requests on discord
I just set my DMs to friends only and friend requests to only friends of friends and I never get bothered
delicate vapor
I'm behind deadlines...
o deer
somber stream
Shikanoko o no 😔
astral basin
I just set my DMs to friends only and friend requests to only friends of friends...
I did too
But ill get the message request letterbox
hazy valley
That's odd
delicate vapor
I did too
But ill get the message request letterbox
me when i click on ignore
hazy valley
Maybe when skynet attacks they will let me become metal too
Forsake flesh and find comfort in the purity of steel
jaunty path
Maybe when skynet attacks they will let me become metal too
Biotransfernce
hazy valley
As long as it isn't SOMA style
astral basin
Oh no skynut is already here.
delicate vapor
protein tubes....with that white sauce
jaunty path
I don't think I would mind being a necron
astral basin
Elios…
little marten
Crooked bell up high,
Ringing thrice, roll the dice,
Cower then under the falling sky,
The hangmans toll, you knew the price.
jaunty path
astral basin
Skynut, the phenomenon of pornbots being in every medium trying to steal your info and money
Its already here
delicate vapor
o deer
little marten
Demonic industry run by hells highest cardinals
jaunty path
No lamia go away noone wants you here shoo go away shoo twink
astral basin
“Twink”
nocturne bloom
Fine missus. I knew you never cared about me
nocturne bloom
...ok
jaunty path
somber stream
No flirting in Darktide general chat please
delicate vapor
marsh iris
No flirting in Darktide general chat please
just the tip?
little marten
Smh kids
nocturne bloom
<:loregryn:1036580674741731379>
I know what you are
delicate vapor
I know what you are
💀
little marten
WOW THANK YOU PEARL ABYSS FOR ANOTHER GREAT PATCH
obtuse oak
# WOW THANK YOU PEARL ABYSS FOR ANOTHER GREAT PATCH
When do you think that game will be ready for 1.0 at this rate?
marsh iris
pearl abyss plays darktide too? 
jaunty path
When does
delicate vapor
does
little marten
When do you think that game will be ready for 1.0 at this rate?
6 months
jaunty path
I need to grind it up to max
little marten
Although sadly I doubt they’ll ever fix the fever dream that is any dialogue in the game
marsh iris
ground skitarii
little marten
And why they double down on Yann the most hated character in any video game I’ve ever played
obtuse oak
Although sadly I doubt they’ll ever fix the fever dream that is any dialogue in ...
It does look very silly
obtuse oak
I would've probably enjoyed it as a sort of fantasy sandbox if they'd done character creation instead of Kliff
But alas
little marten
I fully expect character customisation within a year
obtuse oak
little marten
Kliff is so fucking pointless lmao
obtuse oak
Guess the game really is in early access
delicate vapor
little marten
There’s so much that is just weirdly stolen from red dead 2
Hell even the first region is just the heartlands
marsh iris
Played my second kill team game last night
did you bring lots of special weapons and use voice of commands? using guards right?
little marten
did you bring lots of special weapons and use voice of commands? using guards ri...
Nah me and my gf using the starter set rules
I thought she hadn’t grasped the rules as well so sent my captain at her for a supercharge plasma shot as a haha rekt, whiffed the roll and she did in fact understand how the plague caster worked and just melted him
little marten
Nah it’s starter set so death guard vs space marines
little marten
Had I had been crueler I’d have just gone for the charge with the power fist but alas a small part of me wanted to show boat a fat plasma shot
marsh iris
supercharge or bust
somber stream
Bust, always
ripe tangle
Surströmming!
somber stream
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
rare pulsar
Had I had been crueler I’d have just gone for the charge with the power fist but...
Weakness
jaunty path
Surströmming!
Whas dat
somber stream
rare pulsar
Gloves off now
Good anakin
somber stream
DUNG EATER
little marten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptG55MO-4y8
Ok sick
So post shattering?
Gotta be right
somber stream
I heard it's going to be about Vyke
little marten
What’s his deal
somber stream
The very first round table member
closest to becoming Elden Lord, before succumbing to the three fingers
little marten
Personally i think it should be a coming of age queer story about radahn and miquella developing a forbidden incestous relationship while studying at raya lucaria
somber stream
I see
rare pulsar
What
little marten
They were lovers, no?
somber stream
They were not
rare pulsar
No its just you
somber stream
It's a unrequited love
rare pulsar
Pls be a nerd
lilac crag
miquella did love radahn
rare pulsar
🙉
little marten
Exonerated by a lore master!
marsh iris
i just learned theres a Tax Act called FUTA
lilac crag
reciprocation is up in the air because radahn was too busy to love war but never is it stated he didn't love miquella back
hence miquella sends melina to
yk
tell him miquella awaits for him
marsh iris
Federal Unemployment Tax Act
rare pulsar
These elden lord do be a little autistic
somber stream
In which Radahn told Malenia to fuck off so she nuke Caelid like a loser
little marten
Radahn festival should be in the movie
Actual boss fight could be filmed like a horror
lilac crag
In which Radahn told Malenia to fuck off so she nuke Caelid like a loser
no their fight was more a product of the shattering
delicate vapor
Got za kfc
little marten
Sandstorm, shadows and brutal deaths
lilac crag
I'm sure without the shattering radahn would've become consort of miquella without being a corpse
worn quail
They should make Radahn the final boss AGAIN!!!
delicate vapor
worn quail
🔥✍🏻
rare pulsar
I gotta finish elden rig somedax
little marten
I stopped playing SOTE when I got to radahn because I’d already killed him once I don’t see the point in fighting a copypaste boss
rare pulsar
Elden oil rig simulator
somber stream
no their fight was more a product of the shattering
yeah he put his duty to his people over others affair so it's safe to say Radahn had no feeling toward Miquella whatsoever
Love is blind, or so they said
rare pulsar
Maybe he prefers boys
somber stream
The Vow is more of a mutual respect thing, rather than anything romatically related
somber stream
Maybe he prefers boys
Poor Mogh...
little marten
MOGH WAS REDEEMED
rare pulsar
Poor Mogh...
somber stream
VINDICATION
little marten
And then we got the option to fight the good fight for him
marsh iris
Mogh being Mogged
lilac crag
yeah he put his duty to his people over others affair so it's safe to say Radahn...
there is an argument about how miquella got rid of his " other half " to be with radahn instead
I forgot her name. the sleepy deity
limpid vigil
Tbf miquella is prolly very stinky
She was stuck in a giant spider coccon - course she stinky
limpid vigil
I forgot her name. the sleepy deity
St trina
rare pulsar
She was stuck in a giant spider coccon - course she stinky
I knew it
delicate vapor
somber stream
I forgot her name. the sleepy deity
St. Trina
little marten
I’m kinda of the mindset that Fromsoft had to pivot and make Elden ring 2 hence why we’ve seen nothing from them other than duskbloods crap
somber stream
Miquella definitely love Radahn, in a twisted way
lilac crag
I wish we got to see rykard make out with the serpent crazy style
somber stream
Now we're talking
rare pulsar
I wish we got to see rykard make out with the serpent crazy style
Huh?!?
lilac crag
incomprehensible horror bags tyrant
actually
now that I'm on this topic
we still don't know why there's a shredded serpent skin in the bonny village
little marten
If life is the great ouroboros, and snakes devour their tail when in extreme stress. Then perhaps the purpose of the universe is suffering.
lilac crag
I didn't know suffering included marrying baddies
rare pulsar
Im the snake
lilac crag
little marten
Rip
little marten
I SUFFER THE BADDIES 😈😔
somber stream
TOGETHAAAA
little marten
If you fed yourself to the great serpent would you go head or feet first?
patent grove
Just the tip
delicate vapor
Oh oh yeah this kfc is good
astral basin
When they were young, Radahn promised miquella he will be there to guard him always
Things kinda gets fucky
Ring shatters
Miquella is lost
The children squabble over the shards of the runes
It can be theorized that radahn and malenia fought over some disagreement in looking for miquella
Considering mogwynn palace is under that region
Malenia exploded, and was repulsed by radahn
Radahns forces spend the rest of the time fighting back the rot and going mad from it
Miquella soul traps radahn into mohgs nearby corpse
And uses him as his door guard
It can be said that Miquella orchestrated mohgs kidnapping and radahns demise
But. Who knows
amber delta
delicate vapor
astral basin
Miquella was a progeny born from Radagon, and was loved by all.
He pioneered different variants to how the golden order can be viewed. Even separating himself further to research how to do his own tree and become a god
marsh iris
amber delta
too bad a naked green man with a club killed all the gods
somber stream
How can you love others, when you can't even love yourself
delicate vapor
😱
marsh iris
too bad a naked green man with a club killed all the gods
what's his problem
amber delta
he's doing a lvl1 challenge run
marsh iris
respectable
obtuse oak
Looks like they're doing pre-Shattering
At least partially
Flashbacks maybe. Or recreating the game intro. But they have someone playing Marika! Very cool
somber stream
They're not even bothering to hide anything
Just how confident are they with this movie?
delicate vapor
Just how confident are they with this movie?
lettuce sea in a few years
somber stream
It's 2028
astral basin
Vykes tale
He was a beloved knight of Lansseax, held highest among his peers in her regard. They were servants of Godwyn the Golden (hes the one that helped the unification of the dragons to thr GO)
When the shattering happened, he grew close with his finger maiden and somehow got ahold of two major runes.
He learned that his maiden would have to be sacrificed, and took upon the temptation of the frenzy flame
His maiden dies, and in his grief he turned his back on the path of Frenzy, though he was grasped anyways
Ends up captured and locked away in the mountains, his runes being redistributed
Allegedly, lansseax still waits for him despite his fall, likely unaware
floral ermine
I don't remember the last time a movie got leaked this much lmao
At this point we're gonna see every scene
oak surge
not a good sign imo
fallen tree
wonder when they're gonna leak melina's feet
somber stream
wonder when they're gonna leak melina's feet <:loregryn:1036580674741731379>
She wear shoes
It's so over
fallen tree
has to take them off sometime 
wooden creek
Event is live
"Complete missions with the Indomitable Incursion condition to make progress in the event! These missions will see a much lower number of enemies… because you will be facing nothing but Elites, Specials and Monstrosities!"
fallen tree
oh theres an event? i was wondering wtf indomitable incursions was
just finished one
feral vessel
wonder when they're gonna leak melina's feet <:loregryn:1036580674741731379>
feet?
worn quail
New event?
fallen tree
your lower hands you use to stand on
south valve
Freaky ass genchat
feral vessel
hi painted
i feel like the only normal person in a class of people that smell like piss, alcohol, cheap nicotine and thinking ragebaiting is cool
delicate vapor
feral vessel
also bitches that think acting like an idiot is actually supa cool
south valve
hi painted
Hi!
cosmic burrow
also bitches that think acting like an idiot is actually supa cool
Damn
feral vessel
how is painted doing today
fallen tree
kinda sounds like ur ragebaiting
amber delta
ragebaiting is cool
delicate vapor
grand terrace
can we get a h40 badge on the server? so i know whose opinions to care about
cosmic burrow
Correct
tacit geode
can we get a h40 badge on the server? so i know whose opinions to care about
They're called Grey names buddy
tacit geode
There's a new event btw
grand terrace
because im talking about havoc meta and some guy who is hardstuck on damnation wanna give his opinion like lol are you kidding me broski
make #general-chat-elite and only ppl who currently have h40 assignment can join
amber delta
yeah I have h40 I got carried by a speedrunning zealot but I only play malice so now you have to listen to my opinions buddy
tacit geode
There's a new event btw
obtuse oak
Simmer down @grand terrace
grand terrace
fine
rare pulsar
make <#735588196410196071>-elite and only ppl who currently have h40 assignment ...
Arbites player detected
misty smelt
new event is kinda meh
grand terrace
new event is kinda meh
whats it about
misty smelt
but ill always take free resources
grand terrace
first emblem that looks cool