general-chat

[drowsy axle]

the krieg stuff*

[graceful hamlet]

So an arc rifle and maybe the radium rifle, phosphor pistol maybe

[whole glade]

whenever yall see a spider or random bug in yalls room , do you freak out and wanna clean out everything and get scared to sleep?

[drowsy axle]

transonic melee perhaps? @graceful hamlet

[slow flume]

i kinda fuck wit the idea of indectured eldar that someone joked about earlier solely cause the voice lines would be soooo funny

[graceful hamlet]

Transonic sword obviously, obligatory shock maul but better

[slow flume]

arby already got shock maul but better

[graceful hamlet]

Gotta power creep that tho

[astral basin]

Just sweep it put/ squish it
Gone now

[drowsy axle]

but there might be more

or you might wake up to spider babies everywhere

there's usually hundreds of them in a single pod

[dire kayak]

it's time to be silly

meow

[slow flume]

i put it in a cup and throw it into the storage closet under the stairs where all the spiders are sent to and many already live, and they all kill each other, i am raising the strongest spider

[potent sage]

oooough please stop talking about spiders 😭

ts icky

[astral basin]

If there are more than its a noticeable infestation
Which means
You dont actually know whats going on in your home

[dire kayak]

i hate insects and arachnids

[lethal solstice]

I am sending you to the house of spiders

[slow flume]

the current leader is a lil brown fella, no clue what it is but its eaten like 3 of the other spiders far as i can tell

[whole glade]

no like i killed a spider now i cant sleep without needing to deep clean and spray anti bug spray everywhere

[astral basin]

Hmmm

[graceful hamlet]

Did you know that there’s tiny spiders that live on your eyelashes and eyebrows

[slow flume]

their insects arent they not spiders

[dire kayak]

KILLS YOU

[slow flume]

theyre*

[graceful hamlet]

Arachnids

[slow flume]

deadass?

[potent sage]

no

arachnids are a seperate family

[slow flume]

oh okay

[potent sage]

but a lot of ppl regard them as bugs anyways so

[slow flume]

well i knew that i just though eyebrow things were insects not arachnids

[astral basin]

Crabs
Lice for genital hair

[potent sage]

m etoo

they are evil

[astral basin]

Lash and brow lice still exist as well

[slow flume]

theyre just little fellas

if ure cold their cold put them in your mouth

[graceful hamlet]

Little arachnids on your eyelashes right now

[dire kayak]

i have entomophobia so i range from discomfort (ants and flies) to full running (moths, butterflies, dragonflies)

[graceful hamlet]

Rip

[astral basin]

Theyre not arachnids
They are
Crab bugs

[slow flume]

drank the stew that makes you reencarnate as a dust mite

[fallen tree]

dragonflies are fucked, hate them

[slow flume]

i love dragon flys

dragon fly? yeah they do that.

[graceful hamlet]

They’re technically arachnids

[slow flume]

shrimp is bugs

[graceful hamlet]

Little spider cousins

[fallen tree]

road work ahead? yeah i sure hope it does

[slow flume]

hve yall ever seen brazilian jewel tarantula, they dont even look real they are so cute

[graceful hamlet]

Jumping spiders are pretty cute

Little dipshits

[slow flume]

jewel taratula look like if a little kid coloured in a spider in a colouring book with random colours

[knotty terrace]

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[mystic fossil]

what class would win in an ffa melee only tournament, abilities and keystones can be used just no blitzes(arbite gets dog and scum gets stims)

[marsh iris]

paul

[trail bramble]

does psyker get force greatsword

[marsh iris]

500km paul blast

[thick coyote]

Cutthroat but we told him Cadia sucks

[wooden creek]

Yeah

[trail bramble]

psyker wins

[mystic fossil]

yes but he will spawn in with no buffs to it and it's not like in game where it cleaves, if it can be blocked in cannon it can be blocked

like how would it go in canon

[trail bramble]

oh in canon ogryn just rips everyone's limbs off

[wooden creek]

Fatmangus zealot stealth relic blade stab

[thick coyote]

How do you deal with the Warp slash though

[mystic fossil]

but can he catch the scum or the stealth zealot?

[wooden creek]

Heh... nothing personal kid...

[tropic grove]

i just recently discovered there are different versions of the same gun like the heavy stubber there is the krourk, gorgonum and achlys versions lol

[mystic fossil]

could it tech be blockeD?

[trail bramble]

no

[thick coyote]

Bad news
Achlys is the only good version

[mystic fossil]

but you could tank it

[tropic grove]

why?

[trail bramble]

no

[trail bramble]

better

[mystic fossil]

crushers tank it

ogryn could tank it

[trail bramble]

they're in carapace
also you're asking about canon not game

[tropic grove]

fuck i now want to have them all like if they were pokemons

[trail bramble]

many of the weapon variants boil down to "only this one is good"

[mystic fossil]

in canon it can go through everything?

[thick coyote]

Zealot/Vet gets cut in half by it
Or
Zealot shrimply have too much faith and tanks it

Because he ain't letting no freak survive

[mystic fossil]

arbite could tank it

[marsh iris]

Shrimperor of Shrimpkind

[mystic fossil]

his 70% dmg reduc and he's in carapace

[thick coyote]

He's one in a krillion

[trail bramble]

"Large alien monstrosities and daemons that are resilient to conventional weapons can be slain outright by a single wound, as their bodies and minds are destroyed by the unearthly powers of the Immaterium." -per lexicanum

[mystic fossil]

oof

[drowsy axle]

lexicanum's not usually a great source but i'll believe it!

[mystic fossil]

you so cool and sexy for finding this

[thick coyote]

It's psyker things

He's either demon bait or gorlock the destroyer 3000

[drowsy axle]

in canon ogryn's also a solid foot taller than firstborn astartes and only a bit taller than primaris marines

[mystic fossil]

daemon*

guys Higui is a 40k larper they can't even spell daemon properly

[thick coyote]

Secret Level muhfuhs carrying a coffin around just so they can have a psyker

[thick coyote]

Yes I am

[trail bramble]

yeah so a showdown comes down to: "psyker either wins or their head explodes and then the ogryn just literally rips everyone into pieces"

[thick coyote]

What about it huh

My favorite scene is when Roboute said

[drowsy axle]

and tanks most gunfire

[thick coyote]

It's girly man time

And girly manned all over Yvraine

Or whatever the fuck her elf name

[mystic fossil]

no stealth zealot? or arbite carapace tank?

[drowsy axle]

my favorite part is where he robouted across the floor very guillimanly

[thick coyote]

Kill all elves 🗣️

[drowsy axle]

fragging knife ears 😡

[mystic fossil]

robot gooning man gotta get his exp up tho

[ripe tangle]

minesweeper:

||safe||||safe||||safe||||safe||||MINE||
||safe||||MINE||||safe||||safe||||safe||
||safe||||safe||||MINE||||safe||||safe||
||MINE||||safe||||safe||||safe||||safe||
||safe||||safe||||safe||||safe||||MINE||

[trail bramble]

in novels ogryns have survived storm bolter fire long enough to kill chaos terminators in melee

[mystic fossil]

MINE ON THE FIRST ONE FUCKKKKK

[thick coyote]

Robot gooning man 🔥

[ripe tangle]

haha gottem

[dire kayak]

i just realized i forgot about posting horse mouth bird every friday

[thick coyote]

Mine on the 4th attemp

This game sucks

[drowsy axle]

oh neat, the mine ones are slightly longer than the safe ones

[tropic grove]

i have all the variations of the ripper gun yay

[thick coyote]

oh also
why's Horus named Heresy
Is the emperor dumb

(yes)

[ripe tangle]

I can do it over again and make it harder

[astral basin]

Idk why
But when i saw the words “mine” in all caps
I imagined

Getting snatched

Like opening the wrong door

[thick coyote]

Powder that makes you say skitarii tomorrow

[mystic fossil]

what do yall think admech gimmick gonna be

[delicate vapor]

7 egg rolls

7 egg rolls is all I can spare to give you

[mystic fossil]

MORE RASHUNS SAH

[delicate vapor]

oops

[ripe tangle]

AAAAAARGGGHH

nevermind

[shy sandal]

@hazy kestrel

I'm using community shaders now.

Game looks pretty but i'm getting worse performance than i was using an ENB 😔

[delicate vapor]

[shy sandal]

I might switch back to ENB

[cosmic burrow]

Hows life

[ripe tangle]

it's happening

I have a lot of thoughts on a lot of things but noone to share them with...

and that's frustrating

[mystic fossil]

what about us

[whole glade]

gulp

[cosmic burrow]

Im still on a beton mixing plant startup

[cosmic burrow]

Here i am

[ripe tangle]

what I want to talk about isn't appropriate for here

sorry

[astral basin]

Dear sister, we are a server of victims to be beaten upon

Ah

[cosmic burrow]

Dms exists

[ripe tangle]

true they do

[mystic fossil]

so does the goat HANK

[cosmic burrow]

If you need to talk im open

[marsh iris]

😏
|| ||

[astral basin]

“In our previous episode, we found out you can equip boobs”

[true minnow]

Wait, is there a reason to unlock more expedition grid points

Does zeta have way more materials or some such

[graceful hamlet]

A juicy 5 whole penance points for doing the penance

[true minnow]

Mother fucker

"We made a mode that not only no one wanted, but that comes with no reason to play it other than penances, fuck you buy some skins"

[mystic fossil]

absolute peak game design

[fallen tree]

18 points for penance/pants

grid points*

🥴

[marsh iris]

18 points for gridfindor!

[graceful hamlet]

Erm but there’s so much randomness! And you can buy a big Ogryn nade or Arbites shock mine to use like once

[fallen tree]

so underwhelming

[delicate vapor]

[rare pulsar]

Can we get 18 grid points now tho or not?

Or do i have to wait another rotation

[graceful hamlet]

I don’t even know, because I don’t even care enough to know

[delicate vapor]

Hrmmm

[nocturne bloom]

has BF6 been any better than it was in season 1? know a few people here play it

[true minnow]

Eh

It is what it is

It hasn't gotten much worse?

[somber stream]

Better

Current operation mode is very fun, and they're adding a bunch of stuff next season

[nocturne bloom]

ill reinstall real fast then

[somber stream]

My only complain for now is the TTK, insanely high on some weapon

[marsh iris]

😮 operation mode like bf1?

[somber stream]

Yesssir

[marsh iris]

havent played since beta

does the m4 looking gun nerfed?

i remember it being OP during beta

[somber stream]

M4 nerfed

Less range, much more recoil, still serviceable

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Wait what the shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkTiaWqpnIQ
Scribe Sim?!!?

[fallen tree]

bf2 remake when

bad company 2 remake too

[somber stream]

Why is the link ded

[trail bramble]

no embeds + forgot the https:// at the start

[marsh iris]

bf2 and bf bad company 2 twin

[somber stream]

Thank you, weird looking worm man

[marsh iris]

heheh khezu

"worm"

[fallen tree]

khezu is gross, but one of my most nostalgic monsters

[somber stream]

I haven't play a single MH game

[fallen tree]

new ones are good but just dont feel the same

old ones too grindy but peak

[marsh iris]

twin, monster hunter freedom unite (on PSP)

[lilac owl]

Generations was peak, world is a close second though for me

[fallen tree]

i bought a psp just for MHFU

i started with tri

[drowsy axle]

and then rise and wilds happened

[lilac owl]

rise had some fun fights, wilds is its own beast though

[fallen tree]

i dont like grappling at all, im even close to saying i dont like mounting

[lilac owl]

Wilds is still fun and good, it just doesn't hit the same :((

[somber stream]

Which is better for a new player?

[lilac owl]

Probably wilds

[fallen tree]

probably wilds or world

they're pretty newcomer friendly

[marsh iris]

monster hunter rise is actually great

[somber stream]

Reviews are mixed

Damn, why is that?

[marsh iris]

skill issue

[fallen tree]

its not the OG

[marsh iris]

i played worlds before

also good

[fallen tree]

yeah they're fine, elitists just want it to be like how it was before

[marsh iris]

i enjoyed the wirebug mechanic and makes you flyyy

[lilac owl]

Hammer with wirebug felt so good

[marsh iris]

bro i main hammer in rise too

[lilac owl]

https://tenor.com/view/arms-crossed-flex-muscles-gif-14905270

[marsh iris]

i like riding the monsters so much

[lilac owl]

its peak

[marsh iris]

make them fight and bang each other

[fallen tree]

im a stinky GS main

[somber stream]

We'd have Snake in MH now had Kojimbo worked for Capcom instead of Konami

[marsh iris]

true

[marsh iris]

GS is great but i main it in worlds

[lilac owl]

worlds was like the gs game

hammer felt incredible too

[marsh iris]

i need to find slopes for hammer 😭

spin to win

[lilac owl]

always been a S&S main though

[marsh iris]

chad

[fallen tree]

i wanna get better with S&S, the combos look fun

if not GS, duel sword

[lilac owl]

dual blades fun

[fallen tree]

i used to do gunlance wayy back but not anymore

[lilac owl]

bro wilds made gunlance so much more fun

[fallen tree]

so ive heard

if i get back into the deep MH grind ill be sure using

[lilac owl]

hell yeah

[fallen tree]

IG i also wanna learn better

[nocturne bloom]

wilds might be the most beginner friendly imo but idk

[rare pulsar]

Gunlance best MH weapon

And hammer

And GS

[somber stream]

Guess i'll wait for sale

The price is silly lol

[lilac owl]

honestly all the weapons are good, it just depends on your playstyle

[blazing ibex]

I did in fact bring the Heavy Sword into Rotten Armor and win

[rare pulsar]

Rise has the better mp imo

[lilac owl]

Rise or Wilds would be a great introduction into the series

[nocturne bloom]

lance is easy to learn and has a pretty good learning curve. just knowing when to charge and follow a longer monsters body does a TON

[rare pulsar]

World mp is abysmall woth all the cutscenes

[dire kayak]

now beat me using heavy sword

[lilac owl]

Worlds is also really good, i just think rise and wilds have systems that are easier to grapple when your new

[rare pulsar]

World mp is horrible

Its so goddamn annoying ill never do that again fr

[lilac owl]

My major gripe with worlds is that DAMN handler

[rare pulsar]

Watching 500 cutscenes that are unskipable is NOT peak

Idgaf about the handler

Idk how people dont find those cutscenes annoying af

[lilac owl]

30min unskipable credit scene btw

[rare pulsar]

God dont remnind me

I tried playing ts with my friend

[blazing ibex]

I'm too kind for such acts of violence.

[rare pulsar]

And it was basically him waiting for me to finish cutscenes half the time

[lilac owl]

I will say though, World has the best phase transitions for fights ever

[blazing ibex]

At least not against those who do not deserve it.

[rare pulsar]

World is also the more classic mh imo

Rise is a lil too easy cause u can just climb anything

[lilac owl]

Tru, but it was ez cause i played rise after generations

[feral vessel]

i suggest we return slowmode to gen chat

make people enticed to use zealot chat instead

[rare pulsar]

[delicate vapor]

Making pasta with my dad

[lilac owl]

I suggest you go back to zealot chat goober

[somber stream]

+1

Counter offer: Return embed to genchat

[lilac owl]

+1

[feral vessel]

i concur

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

is Wilds stable now?

i heard about the technical shitstorm

using RE engine for a big map

[dire kayak]

kills you

im NEVER going to zealot chat

[nocturne bloom]

i thought that was funny because it isnt bad at all when you let it compile shaders

[dire kayak]

if gen chat has 1 user left it is ME

[feral vessel]

oh hi lamia

[nocturne bloom]

hello

[timber elk]

AGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Hi everyone

[somber stream]

I had lamb last weekend

[feral vessel]

lamby

LZMBERTY

[worn quail]

What's wrong with zealot chat again

I forgor

Is it just like, shitpost-general

[timber elk]

No :3

[marsh iris]

zealot chat? you mean image dump

[timber elk]

AHHHHHHHHHHH gets sent to the shadow realm

[fair mist]

Yo guys im on pc and it keeps crashing? Says test plugins failed. Any help?

[marsh iris]

using mods?

[fair mist]

No

[fair mist]

I can dm u if u wanna see specifically what its saying

[somber stream]

#gameplay-help You can check for related issues here

[feral vessel]

CHAT
IS CYBERPUNK 2077 WORTH IT NOW

I AM RUNNING OUT OF GAMES TO DUMP TIME INTO LIKE AN IDIOT.

[somber stream]

The DLC is very good

[feral vessel]

if you assume im buying it via steam you are mad

i have

methods.

in fact

[dire kayak]

i have like 20 minutes in 2077

didn't like it that much

[delicate vapor]

Go on

[feral vessel]

i want to roleplay as the biker from hotline miami

most underrated character from the entire franchise

[dire kayak]

who?

[feral vessel]

the biker.

Hotline Miami

[delicate vapor]

My eyes burn from the onions

[dire kayak]

what?

[blazing ibex]

The Biker

From Hotline Miami

[dire kayak]

who is this mystical biker you all speak of

[fallen tree]

ive always wanted to play that

[lilac crag]

my favorite character in the game

I fucking

love

and I mean

love

biker

[blazing ibex]

An antagonist you face as a boss battle, but you also get missions of the game from his perspective.

He is, in fact

[void mason]

Biker was my favorite too

[blazing ibex]

A Biker

[lilac crag]

he is a variable in the game that flips the whole narrative

[void mason]

Copied his appearance in GTA Online

[lilac crag]

his perspective in the game geniunely warps the very reality of the first and second game

he is such a cool character

[void mason]

"Anyway, out in the desert... That's where I met him."

[lilac crag]

I <3 hotline miami

im happy ppl here know the game

[feral vessel]

biker is sorta weird im sad they didnt give him more attention in the 2nd one

[blazing ibex]

Also

[lilac crag]

I feel it is very intentional as his Easter egg in the 2nd game breaks the games reality once more

[feral vessel]

he is the SINGLE person that could've MAYBE done something to change the outcome of hotline miami 2 if he didn't end up as a depressed drunk

[blazing ibex]

I love the credits song for him

[feral vessel]

oh yeah electric dreams..

[blazing ibex]

Good god it's so good

[dire kayak]

hmp

[feral vessel]

yeah but anyways

he feels like a good character template for something like cyberpunk

[lilac crag]

you can do biker in cyberpunk

I did biker in cyberpunk

[feral vessel]

i know

big bonus that he's actually a hacker

[lilac crag]

play the Padre commission where you have to kill Gustavo Orta

[feral vessel]

share the build choom

[lilac crag]

while playing knock knock on your music

[lilac crag]

I did dexterity int

using

I forgot his name

I hate him tho

[marsh iris]

i want to try the cyberpunk meat

[lilac crag]

Placides matchete

and scorpions knife

[feral vessel]

isn't there an actual cleaver

[lilac crag]

yes that's placides

it's called butchers cleaver

idk why I called it machete

[rain idol]

“Do you enjoy hurting other people?”

[rose nova]

Biker is great but jacket will always be the GOAT

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

wtf is Cyberpunk Meat?

[delicate vapor]

Cockroach and crickets

[lilac crag]

it's my quote on darktide activity

[ripe tangle]

UGH

[lilac crag]

love it sooo much

[ripe tangle]

no thanks

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

pizza with locusts on it

[ripe tangle]

I like actual meat thanks

[lilac crag]

synthetic cheese

[delicate vapor]

No such thing as actual meat in cyberpunk anymore…

[lilac crag]

it's the only cleaver you can not throw at ppl

[somber stream]

Well there's human's

[ripe tangle]

I've already eaten Silkworms before, I don't need other bugs

[marsh iris]

ezybeef

[lilac crag]

and it goes faster if you hit enemies that are bleeding

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

so the whole point is

[ripe tangle]

Licht is a cannibal!

[lilac crag]

bleed fuckers and swing faster

[rose nova]

mmmmmm synthetic beef 🤤

[somber stream]

Also i want to try Synthetic Wyagu

[lilac crag]

and use throwing knives to poison

while also landing immobilizing quickhacks to enact executions

[marsh iris]

snowpiercer jelly bars

[somber stream]

I have a different kind of eating in mind

[ripe tangle]

where I live it's actually illegal to sell synthetic meat

which is cool

[feral vessel]

ill try it

[ripe tangle]

I guess

[marsh iris]

like impossibru burger?

[lilac crag]

you get placides cleaver when you first meet him

scorpions knife from the nomad quest after he dies

[feral vessel]

SNOWPIERCER MENTIONED 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[somber stream]

No like tissue grown meat

[marsh iris]

[ripe tangle]

soy or plantbased products are legal, it's tissue grown meat that's illegal

[lilac crag]

my cyberpunk fashion was a more vibrant look of biker tbh

idk if I have it

[delicate vapor]

The pasta is done

[marsh iris]

ah those

[feral vessel]

yeah thinkin' bout whether street kid or nomad fits fits more..

[somber stream]

I want to try those lol

[delicate vapor]

Mine was just all black corporate

[feral vessel]

nomad maybe considering he runs off after the first game

[ripe tangle]

also I ate curry for dinner again

[void mason]

Lab-grown meat, cultured meat, synthetic meat. No one's sure about the name cause meat lobbies keep coming up with silly ways to block it.

[somber stream]

Left over curry tend to go a bit bitter innit

[lilac crag]

street kid

[marsh iris]

brb sneaking into meat labs to grow dandruff cells

[ripe tangle]

it tasted like victory

[somber stream]

I had it for 3 consecutive days last week

It tasted bitter

[marsh iris]

meat lobbies

band name

[void mason]

Woah, actually a good name

[somber stream]

#SickMetalBandName

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

There’s metal bands? Rubber bands

[delicate vapor]

Yao..

[lilac crag]

I'm sorry for rambling about hotline miami

[ripe tangle]

I live in Texas where the Meat Industry is big here so they're literally the reason synthetic or cell grown meat is illegal here, Soy-based products are becoming increasingly popular though due to the massive influx of Indian immigrants who have been moving here in large numbers since the late 2010s

[lilac crag]

I saw proxy talk about it and my neurons activated

[marsh iris]

Meatellica - Enter Meatman

[lilac crag]

geniunely woke me up from drowsiness

[rose nova]

never apologize for being a cool guy

[ripe tangle]

these two things aren't directly related, just saying why one is blocked but the other is becoming more and more of a demand

if that makes sense

[somber stream]

5 Euro Wyagu labmeat

[void mason]

Ah, that'll do it. EU is also working actively against it, but not making it outright illegal. In the meantime, mass-production labs and logistics centers are being set up in East Asia and the Middle East.

[dire kayak]

[feral vessel]

no
do not apologize

[earnest oyster]

cant wait to be the patient zero after eating that genetically grown meat, like having some new disease named after myself years down the road

[feral vessel]

it is out duty to keep hotline alive..

wait

GOOBER HOTLINE

[earnest oyster]

like with teflon and other "safe" products

[dire kayak]

in the last server i was in they called me hotline

though back then i was called femboy hotline so i don't blame them

[trail bramble]

Bad news, they name diseases after the doctors who find them

[earnest oyster]

we need more doctors with funny names

dr balls

[trail bramble]

Balls Syndrome

[feral vessel]

im gonna get into medical bizz and call myself Doctor Doesntshaveasscheeks

[earnest oyster]

ben dover's disease

[marsh iris]

I diagnose you with xxPussyDestroyer69xxenosis

[feral vessel]

oyo..

[rain idol]

Who in God‘s name was named hepatitis?

[rose nova]

Evilassmonkey syndrome

[fallen tree]

or gout

[blazing ibex]

i had a hyperfixation on it years ago

i get it

[void mason]

Yeah, who knows about possible effects. But then again, I don't know how it would be possible with the way the production is currently. There are more unknown agents in regular meat production these days than ever before.

[marsh iris]

Sorry son, you got the Hugh Mungus Testiculosis

[lilac crag]

I played it when I was 11 through 16

[earnest oyster]

mad cow disease AWARE

[lilac crag]

I've replayed it so much I did a full playthrough blindfolded

I love HM

[dire kayak]

i had a hyperfixation on half life back in the early 2020s

[void mason]

Dr. Madcow

[marsh iris]

who is this Dr Mad Cow who discovered it

[dire kayak]

even designed a HEV mk3

[delicate vapor]

stra..

[rose nova]

HM1 is one of the only two games in which i have 100% all achievements on steam

[ripe tangle]

how often do ya'll eat meat?

[somber stream]

The Hugh Janus disease

[ripe tangle]

I don't eat it every single day but I'll eat it whenever without thinking about how often I eat it, but I also know I don't eat it every day either...

[lilac crag]

bites your arm

[marsh iris]

at least 100g a day

[delicate vapor]

all the time

[rose nova]

always with dinner

sometimes with lunch

[ripe tangle]

where do you live?

[marsh iris]

need some meat bite for all meals tbh

[dire kayak]

nibbles you

[somber stream]

Thinking Korean sweet pork for dinner today

[ripe tangle]

did you just say you eat pork's sweat?

[delicate vapor]

peaK

[marsh iris]

Doctor named Sexually Transmitted

[somber stream]

No?

[ripe tangle]

lmao

I saw that Licht

[somber stream]

You saw nothing Lucia

[ripe tangle]

Aquila! I ate curry tonight.

[misty trench]

maybe like once or twice a week at most

[dire kayak]

i have a garlic bread addiction rn so rarely

[misty trench]

hell yeah, luv a good curry

[ripe tangle]

do you like curry?

oh hell yeah

[delicate vapor]

raw garlic..

[somber stream]

https://www.maangchi.com/recipe/tangsuyuk

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

but yeah the last time I ate meat was the day before yesterday, yesterday I had Bibimbap and today I had curry that didn't have meat in it.

[misty trench]

like I had spaghetti bolognese for dinns tonight and I'll have leftovers for tomorrow and that's got meat in it

[delicate vapor]

this wine sauce pasta fucks

[marsh iris]

tandoori with spicy mint sauce

[misty trench]

but pretty much all last week was meat free

[bronze wren]

Aglio e olio is the best

[misty trench]

I do eat a lot of eggs and dairy tho

[ripe tangle]

the thing is, I don't usually think about how often I actually do eat it

[somber stream]

I've been having Bolognese for the last 4 days 😔

[bronze wren]

Also if You’re Short on money

[ripe tangle]

not unless thinking back like this lol

[delicate vapor]

usually have that when drunk

[bronze wren]

Hell yeah

[rare pulsar]

We just never learn do we

[bronze wren]

One of my roommates always makes it after we come back from a pubcrawl

[delicate vapor]

[misty trench]

I was having lentils lmao

[somber stream]

Oh doctor reccomended those to me

[misty trench]

oh actually adendum to my claim I don't eat meat very often: I do eat a fair amount of seafood

[somber stream]

Wait wrong reply

[delicate vapor]

been missing the 20 oysters i had before

[misty trench]

I be slurpin' em down

[somber stream]

I skip meat about 4 days a month

[rare pulsar]

Stop talking about oysters pls

[jaunty path]

Anti meat licht

[bronze wren]

Y‘all ever had snails before?

[fallen tree]

id smash some dal right about now 😩

[rare pulsar]

Yos

[marsh iris]

oysters 🤪

[bronze wren]

Heard theyre supposed to be really good

[misty trench]

that's what my partner and I were making the other day lmao

[bronze wren]

But I just cant bring myself to try them

[rare pulsar]

It is quite nice

[delicate vapor]

i had 10 raw 10 grilled all hot sauce n lemon

[misty trench]

I like 'em

[fallen tree]

my dad in law is a chef, he makes it so good i could never compete

[bronze wren]

But Are they slimey?

[rare pulsar]

No

[bronze wren]

No?

[rare pulsar]

Firm and chewy

[delicate vapor]

yea

[somber stream]

Snails are good if you know how to prepare and process them

[misty trench]

oh damn that's crazy

[somber stream]

Just, remove the gut please

[bronze wren]

Okay that just took my Fear away completely

[misty trench]

I'm still getting gud™ at cooking, learning more every day tho

[bronze wren]

Next Chance I get i’ll try them

[fallen tree]

that and his rendang 😩

[rare pulsar]

Very nice in the garlic butter

[somber stream]

My man

[bronze wren]

I just hate slimey food

[rare pulsar]

Same

[delicate vapor]

i could kill for some king crab with garlic butter

[feral vessel]

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT COOKING I AM DEATHLY AFRAID OF COOKING

[delicate vapor]

[void mason]

Afraid of cooking?

[somber stream]

I live down south so the seafood situation here is so ass

[bronze wren]

Cook so Bad, Cooking becomes afraid of you

[trail bramble]

Boo! 🧑‍🍳

[misty trench]

because cooking is fun!

[feral vessel]

unholy screech

[fallen tree]

not sure whats scary about cooking, i can only think of cutting ur finger or oil splashes

[marsh iris]

Mandated Edict: 9 months with Lord Inquisitor Ramsay of Ordo Culinarus

[misty trench]

only thing I don't like about cooking is doing ingredient prep and cleanup lmao

[feral vessel]

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUN?!

(muscle man voice, duh)

[somber stream]

Life hack: Clean as you cook

Use the momentum

[misty trench]

I'm wayyyy too adhd to do that but I shall try lol

[bronze wren]

Also put on some music

[marsh iris]

i keep wiping off the oil spatter

[rare pulsar]

I just eat out the pot and shit so i dont have to do many dishes

[jaunty path]

Put on a video

Or music

[earnest oyster]

i could never bother to prepare/cut fresh vegetables, i buy em frozen and toss in a pan or oven

[jaunty path]

It works

[earnest oyster]

dont think it counts as cooking

[fallen tree]

i usually scrap everything mid ingredient prep, just a bowl or container in front of me, throw it all out at the end

[delicate vapor]

something my sister REFUSES to do even when the situation makes it easy

[misty trench]

it counts even if it's easy

[rare pulsar]

Im ngl i dont eat a lot of vegetables

[jaunty path]

Greens are evil

[earnest oyster]

chinese vegetable mix is pretty fire ngl

i tried em all

[rare pulsar]

Besides onion maybe

[misty trench]

the spaghetti we made tonight has fresh celery, parsley, onion and carrot in it

[jaunty path]

Look at the powerpuff girls. They literally get attacked by broccoli aliens

[astral basin]

I should boil some water for noodles 🤔

[somber stream]

Eat your sister

[jaunty path]

Yummers

[astral basin]

Since im in between nightreign games

[rare pulsar]

I like onion and mashed potato

[misty trench]

I fucking love celery man

[fallen tree]

onion, garlic, potato, spinach

[delicate vapor]

broccoli and japanese mayo is a odd but good combo

[jaunty path]

🐰

[delicate vapor]

trust

[fallen tree]

but i love any salad

[marsh iris]

i bought the splatter screen for cooking but the oil seems to phase through like a trapper net through crowds

[fallen tree]

im a rabbit

[rare pulsar]

Brocolli can be nice too

[astral basin]

Ribbit

[delicate vapor]

me too, AquilaTheRabbit

[rare pulsar]

Or carrots

And mushrooms can be nice

[somber stream]

CookTide

[rare pulsar]

If they are not too soggy

[misty trench]

as long as it ain't soggy or overly leafy I'm into it

[delicate vapor]

funny that im the only person in my family who knows how to cook pasta and good steak

they even tasked me with making it

[misty trench]

I'd change my nickname to this but I would be hit with furry allegations immediately I'm sure

[marsh iris]

family likes my cooking but i cook like twice a month (lazy)

[astral basin]

Boiled spinach:

[fallen tree]

true, altho i like soggy tbh. if its too leafy i just waterboard it with more dressing, not that healthy but

[void mason]

We need a horde shooter with vegetables as enemies. Modern take on Commander Keen - Keen Dreams.

[fallen tree]

my sin is too much sauce

[rare pulsar]

Food has to be tasty not healthy fuck that

[somber stream]

There can never be enough sauce

[rare pulsar]

I aint living forever

[ripe tangle]

who else likes mushrooms and cucumbers?

[delicate vapor]

me

[misty trench]

my sin is I put copious amounts of cheese and parsley into anything where it applies

[fallen tree]

im learning to like mushrooms more.. but cucumbers are love

[misty trench]

GANG

[marsh iris]

okra 🤪

[delicate vapor]

never

[somber stream]

Very weird texture but not bad lol

[ripe tangle]

I don't hate Okra... but it's a bit slimey

[somber stream]

Sticky and slimey

[marsh iris]

good in curry

[misty trench]

Okra's an odd one but yeah I don't mind it

[somber stream]

Man i want tempura now

[misty trench]

tempura slaps

I actually don't hate tofu either, even though it's not my favourite by any means

[ripe tangle]

Umeboshi?

[marsh iris]

had tempura the other day in japanese restaurant, is good

[somber stream]

Crispy Enoki tempura

[misty trench]

anything pickled is goated, simple as

[marsh iris]

softshell crab, salmon, and unagi

[ripe tangle]

true

[somber stream]

Okay this is killing me, tapping off for a while

[fallen tree]

not a fan of umeboshi tbh, a real shame

just need more exposure

[misty trench]

I'm about to hit the hay anyway

[final shore]

Meh, I don't feel like talking to people who are still immature enough to care about which platform someone plays on

[somber stream]

Oh shit wait

[somber stream]

Seem my toothpaste cake yet?

[misty trench]

your hwat???

[true minnow]

The revolvers seem like they are mismatched

[misty trench]

[marsh iris]

you can brush your teeth with Licht's cake

[somber stream]

#ogryn-class message

I attempted to make a lemon cake, but it look and smell like toothpaste

[ripe tangle]

wait

[marsh iris]

[delicate vapor]

forgot theres $5 udon in my city

with and without a free toping already on it

[mystic fossil]

thats a nice cake licht

[fallen tree]

it looks great, shame about the taste lmao

[mystic fossil]

leak the addy brosteinium

[ripe tangle]

[delicate vapor]

nope

[lilac crag]

teto

[misty trench]

it looks great, how'd it end up like toothpaste???

[delicate vapor]

teto..

[true minnow]

By using lemon toothpast as a sweetner

[misty trench]

did you put a bunch of mint in or smth?

[somber stream]

I got creative with the colour i use with the cream

"Doctor would reccomend"

• Garut

[rare pulsar]

I dont like lemon or lime in stuff

[delicate vapor]

lemon lime bitters

[rare pulsar]

Yeah i dont like bitter

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

A lesson well learned for sure

[misty trench]

bitters are so goated

[somber stream]

Use Lemon next time

[fallen tree]

i like bitter, but not bittermelon level

[delicate vapor]

lemon lime bitters drink at this pub i go to near my place is

PEAK

like

its the best ive had

way better than any ive had in the city or in other places

[somber stream]

Bed the bartender to unlock its secret

[ripe tangle]

are we allowed to die?

[fallen tree]

illegal

[ripe tangle]

damn

[somber stream]

Yeah it's illegal to die

[ripe tangle]

what a shame, I was hoping to do that.

[mystic fossil]

not till they add sob to darktide sigma

[somber stream]

Well, don't

[rare pulsar]

Its not illegal to die its just illegal to make yourself die.

[uncut bone]

[somber stream]

#Q42026 #Believe #Faith

[uncut bone]

Nyess

Nyess

[marsh iris]

let nature die you

[rare pulsar]

*dye

[fallen tree]

you can only die if you are dead

[misty trench]

dying is expensive, I'm never dying

[true minnow]

I farded

[rare pulsar]

Shit your pants next time

[true minnow]

Who the FUCK

Wears pants

In their own home

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

pajamas is one thing

[fallen tree]

damn you're on to something

[rare pulsar]

Not me but i was assumibg you are not in your private domicile

[marsh iris]

i got my sleeping pants

[true minnow]

Where the fuck would I be farding and shidding this alte

[mystic fossil]

work

[rare pulsar]

Idk i do it anywhere i want

I farded next to my coworker rn

He laughed

[misty trench]

I always make sure to enter my manager's office

[marsh iris]

who bathed naked, smh

[somber stream]

Tried sleeping naked, can't

[rare pulsar]

Same

[marsh iris]

yeah feels weird

[rare pulsar]

I need boxers atleast

[somber stream]

Same

[jaunty path]

try sleeping without your skin

[misty trench]

naked while awake, in a full 3 piece suit while asleep

[timber elk]

TONIGHT. ON TOP GEAR.

[true minnow]

I peel my skin off instead of taking showers

[marsh iris]

professional sleeping

[misty trench]

sadly I'm an amateur sleeper because I'm really fucking bad at it

[somber stream]

Competitive sleeping

[timber elk]

Missus skins somebody alive and wears it

Garut becomes a therapist and accidentally traumatizes somebody

And Aquila blows up a bridge

[marsh iris]

whats your sleeper build?

[true minnow]

Most people fall asleep within a couple minutes of laying down

[rare pulsar]

Ive reached a point where i will wake up after 6 hours no matter what

[fallen tree]

i sleep so awfully, hard to sleep or stay asleep

[mystic fossil]

how do you dream max? like i've been not optimizing that rn

[misty trench]

speaking of it's almost 1am so it's time for me to spend the next 2 hours trying and failing to sleep

[somber stream]

Memory foam pillow + silk casing and drap

[true minnow]

Keep a dream diary

[misty trench]

laters fellas

[fallen tree]

o7

ninii

[marsh iris]

happy sleeping

[somber stream]

Goodnight, sweet prince

[true minnow]

If you want to lucid dream then start getting in the habit of making sure you are awake

[rare pulsar]

I have my arnold schwarzenegger bodypillow with voicebox.

[somber stream]

Also making your room smell like a forest helps

[rare pulsar]

So i feel safe

[marsh iris]

in case you dont know. A "sleeper build" refers to a person with a lean, unassuming physique in normal clothes who appears incredibly strong and muscular when flexing or shirtless.

[jaunty path]

gn

aqula

[somber stream]

Sounds like a jojo character

[marsh iris]

sorry my joke needs ball knowledge

[dire kayak]

meow

[marsh iris]

rambling

[dire kayak]

i love barotrauma's soundtrack and aesthetic

ugh

[marsh iris]

its a vibe

[true minnow]

Is there like, a place that lists the general best roll for weapons

Besides preference stuff

[timber elk]

GOOBER!!! DID YOU STICK GARUT WITH THE CLOWN DIEASES?!🗣️❗️❗️❗️🔥🔥🔥

[dire kayak]

HOW DID YOU KNOW

[marsh iris]

[timber elk]

Because HE HAS A FUCKING BRIGHT RED NOSE AND IS HOLDING A HORN points a garut

[marsh iris]

dont husk me vro

im not a clown i can prove it! goes to the airlock

implodes from pressure

[timber elk]

[mystic fossil]

[timber elk]

He was the nuclear engineer. We needed him GOOBBBBBBBEERRRRR!!!!

[somber stream]

Wife

[marsh iris]

all the thorium rods for the sub outside the submarine fell off my pocket hitting the submarine

[timber elk]

[dire kayak]

i remember last time i played barotrauma

it was with an old friend and we kinda uhh

we got the church of the husk to hate us

we were at like -60 reputation with them

[timber elk]

sighs as he pulls the pin to a grenade and lobs it inside of the room both him and goober were in

[marsh iris]

i feel like playing again

new update cooks?

[timber elk]

half the submarine explodes as the lamb screams from the distance FUCKING HERETICS!!!!

[uncut bone]

[jaunty path]

holyfuck

its pink guy :DDDDDDDDD

[rare pulsar]

Barotrauma is so peak i cannot wait for the dlc

Best coop game out there

[somber stream]

Never played, worth?

[rare pulsar]

Oh yessir

[somber stream]

Do you need to talk

[rare pulsar]

GET IT IMMEDIATLY

ideally u have like 3-4 people to play with

And use the ingame radio

[somber stream]

No auto match make??

[rare pulsar]

No sir

[somber stream]

😔

[rare pulsar]

Thats not really how it plays

There is servers you can join but its best to do a provate one qith friends

So u can have ur own savegame

[somber stream]

Online friend that can play whatever game you're playing is a luxury currency

The nerds at my place is addicted to working

[marsh iris]

you can try to join people's server

old school server list

[rare pulsar]

You can join their discord and find a group

[marsh iris]

the people can be a mixed bag

[rare pulsar]

Ideally u have like 3-4 people

[marsh iris]

you can solo in a small sub with some bots

[rare pulsar]

And someone willing to learn engi and wires

[marsh iris]

some engineer will wire a door button to a bomb

[rare pulsar]

My friend played engineer and overclocked the nuclear reactor so we can go top speed

[marsh iris]

[rare pulsar]

Mightve explodet a few time

[marsh iris]

[rare pulsar]

Every now and then i heard the fire alarm and when i asked what it is he just said“ dont worry about it captain“

[marsh iris]

its pretty cool you can redesign a sub as a player

some ghetto rewiring

[rare pulsar]

Yeah its very powerfull too i gotta learn it

[somber stream]

I'm guessing the bigger it is, the quicker it will sink

[marsh iris]

it has some perks

[rare pulsar]

Not really smaller subs are usually just faster

[little marten]

Arghhhhh

[marsh iris]

most situations require critical thinking and quick decisions

[rare pulsar]

And lots of welding fuel

[marsh iris]

-# replaces oxygen storage for suits with welding fuel

[rare pulsar]

Explodes

Its a funny prank

[marsh iris]

yeah

[rare pulsar]

I miss barotrauma

[marsh iris]

they look similar and missed often if you are in a rush

[rare pulsar]

Fr

It gets to a point where i will double check every time

[feral vessel]

mm . i love chees.

cheese is food

[marsh iris]

i need to try the base building update

[rare pulsar]

U feelin cheesy?

[rare pulsar]

I cannot wait

But soon

This summer they said

[feral vessel]

yes

Very.

so cheesy im gonna download cyberpunk phantom liberty today

FUCK WHAT IS THIS BRAINROT PHASE

I BLAME EDGERUNNERS

[rare pulsar]

Edge😩

[dire kayak]

MY CHEESE

[amber delta]

CP brainrot

edging to cp rn

[feral vessel]

NOOO LITTLE GERMAN BOY

DONT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK

[amber delta]

[lilac crag]

they should kill you for this

[wet swift]

bro is needle pistol good or am i crazy? i shoot maulers twice and they die

[rare pulsar]

Yes it broken

[amber delta]

yes needler is like SS tier

[rare pulsar]

Tbf the entire balamcing is broken for a while now

[amber delta]

im on a generational run with those abbreviations today

[wet swift]

i was doing the karnak twins and they just melted away?

[wet swift]

damn, the gas pistol is ss tier?

[rare pulsar]

Perfectly balanced

[wet swift]

huh

[somber stream]

Space AIDS pistol*

[rare pulsar]

Hivescum still too weak pls buff

[feral vessel]

DAMN

are those needles loaded with Papa Nurgle's Special Source(tm)

[true minnow]

Gun ogryn isn't that great but it is tons of fun

[wet swift]

and i wasn't even doing a gun build

[amber delta]

unless that gun is rumbler

[rare pulsar]

Melee builds are even more broken

[atomic shore]

anybody down to run havoc? looking for 1-2 other players

[lilac crag]

it's actually just pure acid

[amber delta]

I like watching melee scum miss a dodge and die immediately

[blazing ibex]

stop making fun of me

[rare pulsar]

Not happening because burst of energy exists

I saw they removed the dog shove tho atleast

[dire kayak]

i should bite you,,,,

[lilac crag]

should you now............

[somber stream]

LEWD

[jaunty path]

my twitter acc got unbanned

surprisingly.

[little marten]

Missus pls

Get off Twitter

[whole bough]

i can soon

[jaunty path]

I need my Ai Waifus.

[whole bough]

my porn acc got banned for being a bot

i deactivated my other account

i no longer use twitter

[jaunty path]

appeal

[whole bough]

i did like. 2 months ago

[jaunty path]

thats what I did

oh

rip

lmao

[dire kayak]

bites you,,,,

[amber delta]

why did it get banned

[jaunty path]

bot ban wave

got caught in the crossfire

[amber delta]

how do u get banned on x (formerly twitter)

[whole bough]

the automod is dogshit

thats how

[dire kayak]

i got banned from twitter for doing literally nothing

[amber delta]

wdym bot ban wave, twitter has more bots now than ever

[whole bough]

literally bans u for liking and retweeting stuff

[dire kayak]

i made an account to see the scrap mechanic twitter and it just banned me

[whole bough]

theyre banning all the people

while calling it bots

https://tenor.com/view/conspiracy-charlie-day-crazy-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-qanon-gif-23738584

[amber delta]

they want twitter to become fully botted socials

[feral vessel]

HI MOFF HI MISSUS

[jaunty path]

Need to write at least a little bit more

hi sergal

[atomic shore]

hell yeah, ima add you, hit me up when you're available

[whole bough]

helo

[amber delta]

they call me 007

0 humans
0 real interactions
7 onlyfans ads per second

[jaunty path]

reel

[sleek harness]

OHORI7OAS?

[whole bough]

when u realize nearly all of the right-wing insanity on twitter is majority bots/ragebait things make a lot more sense

[sleek harness]

That's a weird name

[delicate vapor]

7 doros

[whole bough]

reddit 🤮 post of what i mean https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1ss0xwq/respect_the_hustle/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[delicate vapor]

right wing? Drumstick wings are nice but right ring looks odd

oh you mean

[amber delta]

[true minnow]

I think both wings are bad

[ripe tangle]

POTATOES

[delicate vapor]

Flat wings and drum sticks ARENT that bad

[whole bough]

like ill look at twitter and be like "how are there so many people this horrible" and then i remember twitter is mostly bots

[ripe tangle]

P O T A T O

[delicate vapor]

and butter

[trail bramble]

Dead internet theory

[whole bough]

i think i got my potato shirt still

[amber delta]

dead internet facts

[dire kayak]

i think

i should bite people more

[amber delta]

how many of u are bots in here

[whole bough]

yeah dead internet is less of a theory and more of a

it is real

[amber delta]

its time to come out

[whole bough]

just not dead internet yet

[true minnow]

This is the kind of question a bot would ask

[whole bough]

like u got maybe 1-2bil real people on the internet

and like 20bil bots

[ripe tangle]

what about sweet potatoes?

[amber delta]

I have a chud pfp ofc im a bot

[ripe tangle]

I actually have some

[whole bough]

i dont like sweet potatoes

is the wrong kind of sweet

[delicate vapor]

i eat them

[ripe tangle]

nice

[whole bough]

like artifical sweetner sweet tasting

[trail bramble]

???

[whole bough]

i like natural sugar but not whatever tf is in sweet potatoes

[dire kayak]

im a man of iron

from the age of strife

[ripe tangle]

sweet potatoes dont taste like artificial sweetener wtf

[whole bough]

idk the sweet potatoes ive had have tasted like

stevia

with potato

[ripe tangle]

what kind of sweet potatoes are you eating!?

[trail bramble]

you're not going to believe this but the sugars in sweet potatoes are glucose, sucrose and fructose

[whole bough]

idk i never liked them to begin with

[trail bramble]

How often do you eat fruit??

[whole bough]

that was a kid thing