general-chat

[whole bough]

someone said add catgirls so i think darktide should add this #veteran-class message

[twin flower]

Deathwing 2 when

[twin flower]

so.. cosplaying

[fiery wave]

Dunno. Would even accept Rejects in spess hulks.

[astral basin]

Sm2 playerbase sucks donkey dook
The reason we hate vanguards overall is bc they keep stealing executions after watching you duel the thing

[fiery wave]

Heck, the time limit bs fits.

[twin flower]

Why would you wanna play as rejects in Deathwing tho

Youre a DA in Terminator armor

[tired steeple]

I left that server for several reasons

[delicate vapor]

What trouble can I stir in my suburb on a Sunday at 5:11pm…

[fiery wave]

Because funny.

[tired steeple]

I did not like death wing

[tropic grove]

got u, redacted by the inquisition

[fiery wave]

Also, Nuncio Thunderhammer scythe strains.

[tired steeple]

Felt pretty low quality

[astral basin]

Thunderhammer… scythe…? Huh?

[fiery wave]

Side strains?

[tropic grove]

they hate me in there cuz ill just ragebait every now and then asking "when update"

[fiery wave]

IDK, when I hear the voice, it sounds like scythe strains.

[astral basin]

Huh

[fiery wave]

Deathwing.

Tyranids.

Their version of bosses.

PoS with big AP scythes that race at you stupidly fast.

2 hit and you ded.

[tropic grove]

is deathwing that good? i remember when i played it... it was ok i guess... the lack of music ambience was like, a turn off for me

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

Had potential ig

[fiery wave]

You can mod in Darktide music.

[twin flower]

still a smol community that plays it

[tired steeple]

It’s painfully average imo

[astral basin]

I bought Mechanicus
I low-key hate it

[tropic grove]

fr? thats great

[twin flower]

the studio did kinda flop

[fiery wave]

Yes, hilariously enough.

[twin flower]

they even tried making a shooter about a bounty hunter in munda

[tired steeple]

I also thought mechanicus wasn’t very good lol

[twin flower]

that also flopped

[tropic grove]

yeah, necromunda

[tired steeple]

I found it just straight up unfair lol

[fiery wave]

But that was decent.

[twin flower]

Ehh

Its alright

[tropic grove]

played necromunda, was ok, nothing crazy, ill say darktide does a better job at that

[tired steeple]

Hired gun was shit on release but they apparently patched it and it’s enjoyable now

There was another necromunda game that’s just poopie dookie through and through though

Underhive wars I think it was

[fiery wave]

Yeah, played it when it was in Humble Choice, pretty decent. Slight hitching here and there but eh, nothing too bad.

[tropic grove]

yall played wh40k tacticus

yarrick is in there

[twin flower]

is that the mobile game

[tropic grove]

uuuuuh

but yarrick is in there!

[twin flower]

I just dont play on my phone much

[tropic grove]

b-b-b-but yarrick!

[lilac crag]

kariiii

[twin flower]

ill prolly try it if i got nothing else to play

[tired steeple]

tacticus is dogshit btw

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

Wanna grind Deathwing?

[astral basin]

I summon one @sleek harness in attack mode

[twin flower]

does seem like the kind of game you play if you got no other games

[astral basin]

Will my Foolish Skaven be enough to defend against a Saint Karien?

[twin flower]

i'd have to redownload it, but my free time wont be til much later unfortunately

[lilac crag]

[fiery wave]

Oh. Also, pretty sad the blood and gore mod doesn't work on multiplayer.

The EE ver literally nerfed the blood and gore from the OG.

[obsidian wren]

Vermintide 2 stagger mechanic is more satisfying change my mind

[stark bobcat]

Darktide stagger system is very messy

Vt2 was refined but very easy to exploit

[obsidian wren]

It actually feels more satisfying to be able to shove and punch plague raki in the teeth and they all sit there confused

[twin flower]

Huh am a vanilla bish so I didnt add much mods back when i played it

[fiery wave]

It just swaps the gore systems with the non-EE ver.

[potent sage]

poop

[lilac crag]

dookie

[fiery wave]

They nerfed it cos performance issues.

[obsidian wren]

If bardin can punch a berserker on his ass ogryn should be able to hit a crusher in the face and fall flat on his ass

[fiery wave]

I modded it in and saw FPS loss in BIG fights. XD

[gloomy tartan]

But aren’t crushers heretic ogryns ?

[astral laurel]

Isn't it more that they're ogryns that are being exploited and used by the cult

[obsidian wren]

Yes so why cant i punch a crusher in the teeth and put him on the ground

Armor mass my ass

[gloomy tartan]

I mean you can shove

When you charge thru thrm

Right ?

Brass knuckles for ogryn wouel be funny

[astral laurel]

Well for starters, they do wear full face helmets...

[obsidian wren]

Give ogryn moebian steel gauntlets

[gloomy tartan]

Hey you know the dead rats ogryn wears sometimes ?

I wish that was a weapon they could use

Like a grenade or something

Or a ability

Idk

[obsidian wren]

Its

A rat

[gloomy tartan]

It’s big tho

[astral laurel]

Do you know how ineffective being hit by the corpse of a rodent is

[obsidian wren]

What is a slightly large rat going to do

[gloomy tartan]

Bite a heretic

[obsidian wren]

Thats like

[gloomy tartan]

Explode

Idk

[obsidian wren]

Trying to hit a car with a wet fish

It doesnt do anything

[astral laurel]

Or trying to hit me with a car

[gloomy tartan]

Animals as projectiles is funny

[astral laurel]

Which ends up doing more damage to the car than to me.

[gloomy tartan]

SORRY

I played oddsworld ok

[astral laurel]

True story.

[gloomy tartan]

The one where you use animals as ammo

[obsidian wren]

Just use your rocks and eat your rations

[astral laurel]

I mean you're not wrong, animals as projectiles is funny.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s fun mkay

Throwing a angry rat at the heretics is funny man

[astral laurel]

Isn't that what Arby does

[gloomy tartan]

lol

Calling the cyber dog a rat is rude

Rat wouel he a useable item

Cyberdog is better than ai squad lol

[astral laurel]

It's a parallel

[obsidian wren]

Give ogryn steel gauntlets and make the special ability stop a rushing mutie and throw the mutie into a horde of hairy ticks like bowling ball

[astral laurel]

I'm not calling the cyberhund a rat

[gloomy tartan]

I see

[stuck wasp]

Having a Grapple Hawk as a blitz or weapon for the Arbites could (have) been cool

[astral laurel]

Now, if an Arby had a cyber-chihuahua...

[obsidian wren]

I want to see a class that can ride on the shoulder of ogryn

Give me shoulder mounted ratling now

[gloomy tartan]

Why not all classes

Why cant veteran climb on ogryns shoulder like a tree stand

[obsidian wren]

Not stable

Something smaller and more dense like ratlings would be fine

[twin flower]

Add sections where the Ogryns give us uppies to reach the next area

[gloomy tartan]

Ratlings are too short to exist in gsme or something

[astral basin]

Most crushers are just following orders for the cult
Personalities range, but it is highly unlikely they have finger counting intelligence. Unlike our bonehead boys
The plague ogryns you should feel the most sorry for. They were likely subjected to horrible procedures

[fiery wave]

Sonic damage?

[astral laurel]

Chihuahuas are surprisingly vicious

[fiery wave]

And loud.

[obsidian wren]

Why feel bad when i can throw me lucky rock at hairy tick

The more rocks the better

[gloomy tartan]

You’ll never replace your first rock

[obsidian wren]

My first rock made a mutie fly at 70 mph

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

Can we just give ogryn a portable artillery cannon

Like he ripped it off a tank

Repurposed it with hadrons help

[twin flower]

[obsidian wren]

And now he can shoot shells

Very limited shells

[astral laurel]

He has the rumbler.

[obsidian wren]

Lame

I want bigger boom

Big bullet

[stuck wasp]

Ogryn have precedence on Autocannon, Multilaser, Lascannon, and Heavy Bolters
Range wise

[astral laurel]

Then play DRG and run the Fat Boy overclock on the PGL 40mm that the Engie gets

[obsidian wren]

Im sorry but drg fell off after the 500th mission

[astral laurel]

Skill issue

[twin flower]

moer boomies sound nice

[obsidian wren]

It may be random gen but it gets so boring

Doing the same thing

A billion times

[twin flower]

considering the horde you come across with sometimes lmao

[astral laurel]

And yet you're in a server for Darktide.

[stuck wasp]

Tbh, I also found less replayability in DRG than in VT2 or DT

[obsidian wren]

Once you have everything in drg it gets boring fast

[astral laurel]

Well they do add more stuff

[hard gorge]

Drug running goombas

[obsidian wren]

Cosmetics and occasionally overclocks at most

A different mission type every decade

[astral laurel]

Anyways I am tired so it's eepy time

[fiery wave]

Random gen also looks more boring than handcrafted levels at times.

[tropic grove]

we had a boss saying "how cute, u think u are soldiers" and got mowed down in like 1 minute

not even a minute i think

[obsidian wren]

In drg we are limited to meta builds if we want to survive, we are forced to look for shit thats on the ceiling 90% of the time and impossible to reach without a scout and a platform, not to mention ye olde 'can it handle armor'

[tropic grove]

finally... latrine shovel 500

[fiery wave]

A good scout needs no platforms. You would know how to make your own.

[hard gorge]

Hell yeah

[obsidian wren]

Ive played drg long enough to know what to do

Im not a mid gamer

That gets pissy over falling

[wooden creek]

The relentless bullying of captains and lieutenants feels like a good indicator of today's power creep in DT

No more disposal unit!

[tropic grove]

me too, i was main scout till i got burned out of the game lmao

i think i reached golden rank or something

[obsidian wren]

Would you believe im usually the last alive in 90% of the games i play?

[stuck wasp]

Game need a full nerf on the player side.
But the Lords also need a good update/refresh

[obsidian wren]

And yet people say skill issue to me when i have a gripe with a game

[teal token]

E

[gloomy tartan]

I’m bored

[teal token]

I need some halp

[gloomy tartan]

Ima run something

What up Jerry

[teal token]

Hello comrade ChrisTheCadian

[fiery wave]

Depends, are you last alive in a 400 ping game somehow?

[obsidian wren]

My internet is fine

[fiery wave]

Because even a 5cm drop can be insta down.

[obsidian wren]

Regardless of whats going on i have enough brainpower not to panic in some bullshit that games love pulling

[fiery wave]

My internet is fine. Just people around here don't really play it.

Peer2peer is usually 400-800 ping for me.

[simple cliff]

"Hey, Harlz. Why do you keep blowing yourself up at the deadsider sanctuaries?"
CAUSE FATSHARK MADE A FUCKING PENANCE FOR LOOTING OUR DEAD ASS BODIES!

[obsidian wren]

'I summon 30 crushers' everyone goes down and complains while im just training in circles handling specials and said crushers

[simple cliff]

Also, if you quit when it's just you, another dude, and two bots and the other dude is captured. Dick move. That instant fails the mission.

[fiery wave]

Because solo clutching is hell outside of a night mission, and the current night mission is absolute bs.

[simple cliff]

Maybe he lost connection tho, there was a lot of issues with that.

[simple cliff]

We were in the sanctuary.

[fiery wave]

Or I'm just lightning magnet.

It tried to hit me with 7 blasts at the same time.

[astral basin]

Karien the flashstep warrior

[gloomy tartan]

Harlz you play what difficulty usually?

[simple cliff]

Oh boy, 3 more people need to die before I have the 'fuck your allies' penance done!

[astral basin]

Cant ever see her moving

[simple cliff]

I am also just over the halfway point for the third tech penance and a quarter of the way for the scavage penance.

[astral basin]

“The rare and powerful technique”
after this season every enemy is using it

[simple cliff]

[fiery wave]

Is the server karked?

[astral basin]

Eh?

Im just shooting the shit

Idk

[obsidian wren]

Is it bad that i can keep up with pc players on console in havoc 40 when im actually at peak performance

[fiery wave]

More, things not moving right and such.

Usually means bad servers.

[delicate vapor]

At the shopping centre what y’all want

[tropic grove]

is it or the daemon host is like, easier to kill somehow cuz all the team gang up on the daemon host and someone throws something at the daemon that does massive damage, ill just charge ability to the daemon and hit it super fast idk

[obsidian wren]

At this point anything below havoc 30 is baby mode to me

[astral basin]

Crumpets

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

Gun

And black powder

Keg

[delicate vapor]

Guts and black powder ok

[halcyon pebble]

it depends, people usually just stuns DH to death

throw krak, chorus, ogryn charge/taunt etc , mag dump bolter/flamer

[obsidian wren]

Trauma staff slept on

Use it more now

Ultimate crowd control

Stop using that MID inferno staff and use trauma staff with brittleness blessing

[simple cliff]

I think the only mid staff is the lightning staff. because smite exist.

But then again, I haven't used it yet either but I've rarley see people with it.

[obsidian wren]

It good for sniping

And making armor go boom

[simple cliff]

OOooooooooh

[obsidian wren]

If you dont boom from the horrendous peril generation first

[outer helm]

Armor go boom is a crazy advertisement

[gloomy tartan]

Anyone wanna play dark tide

I feel like shootint heretics

[outer helm]

I wish but real life is killing me

[obsidian wren]

Just use trauma staff

Its arguably better than inferno

[delicate vapor]

Ordered hungry jacks (Burger King)

[outer helm]

Ah yes of course! Using trauma stuff to clean my house

How could i forgor!

[obsidian wren]

Trading DOT for armor busting and high crowd stagger

And 1tapping small enemies

[fiery wave]

Not really, depends on situation. Inferno is still better in massive mixed, Trauma better in smaller hordes.

[obsidian wren]

He doesnt know

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

Idk what build you have but literally every situation ive been in where id die with inferno

Trauma has got me out of

[jaunty path]

what does trauma staff do again

[obsidian wren]

Big floor boom

[jaunty path]

its the smashing one right

oh ok

[fiery wave]

In massive mixed, everything but crushers is dead.

[jaunty path]

Have you spammed m1 with inferno staff

[outer helm]

Ah yes

M1 spam

[obsidian wren]

Youll have an easier time keeping crushers back with trauma boom than with m1 tickling a horde of them

[jaunty path]

m1 on inferno staff is REALLY op

[jaunty path]

You make me want to test this

[obsidian wren]

Brittleness blessing with trauma clears crushers

[fiery wave]

Charge and you shake the stick.

[obsidian wren]

Just fine

[outer helm]

At the end, everyone have some opinions on a certain weapon

[fiery wave]

I did say kill everything but crushers.

[outer helm]

I could say the battle axe is op af but then 5 people would go to my house and brutally kill me

[jaunty path]

no I just skin people who have different opinions from me

[fiery wave]

A.K.A. Altfire inferno.

With vent.

[obsidian wren]

I run bubble with brittle trauma with DOT as a bonus for killing elites

[jaunty path]

like

[fiery wave]

Could technically kill crushers if you have a force sword to push atk them.

[jaunty path]

you really don't need to charge with inferno staff

[obsidian wren]

You can knock thick clusters of bulwarks and crusher down with the trauma staff giving you way more space and time to shred them all

[jaunty path]

im gonna test it

if

this fucking game loads

[obsidian wren]

Also

[astral basin]

I. Need.

Idk

[obsidian wren]

Brain burst proc off the splosion from trauma helps

You dont even have to aim it

[fiery wave]

Same with inferno, it just randomly zaps something on fire.

[obsidian wren]

Inferno is still underwhelming

Yeah yeah it clears hordes but it wont stop 20 crushers from trapping you in tight spaces

[jaunty path]

anddddd

my game crashed

nice

[little marten]

Rip

[jaunty path]

yea it cant stagger crushers

with m1 atleast

[delicate vapor]

[obsidian wren]

Ive never seen a single instance of the inferno staff staggering anything above a rager at best

[jaunty path]

prolly cuz no one knows m1 is broken as shit

[obsidian wren]

It stunlocks ragers

[jaunty path]

mhm

[obsidian wren]

But still

[jaunty path]

it stuns like

everything

if its not an ogyrn enemy its just gonna melt

[obsidian wren]

Trauma will stagger EVERYTHING but bosses onto the floor for a solid 5 seconds

Thats like an extra 1 or 2 blasts

Efficiency vs dot stacking

Im picking what will save my ass from something 5 times larger than me

Plus you can choose use dot with trauma anyway

[jaunty path]

i see

good that u prefer trauma over inferno

[potent sage]

playing arbitrator again

very fun

[jaunty path]

bad

[potent sage]

maybe my first model kit should be exaction squad

[jaunty path]

what weapon r u using abby

[potent sage]

exterminator shotgun and arbite shock maul

[obsidian wren]

Yes, i aim at my feet if a horde is circling me, it frees me from inevitably getting squished by the 500 grunts that wont die quick enough

[jaunty path]

i just press e with my great force sword

which may or may not kill me

[obsidian wren]

I use deimos sword

[jaunty path]

uh

is that normal sword or

[obsidian wren]

Blaze force sword

Deimos variant

[jaunty path]

stinky

i cant remember which mark I use of the great force sword

[obsidian wren]

The poke puts ogryn enemies down

[jaunty path]

but its not the constant wide swings

[potent sage]

white people be naming they mastiff sum stupid shit like "ICUP-59X"

[jaunty path]

most of them are diagonal

[potent sage]

my dawg is named jury

[jaunty path]

mine used to be named whitewomanbait

[potent sage]

😭

WHITE WOMAN WAS HERE..................

[obsidian wren]

Mine is MGRR reference

K-9000 with raiden

[astral basin]

White women? On the internet? Impossible

Only bros here

[obsidian wren]

Dont worry pokimane is still here unfortunately

[astral basin]

Pokimanes white?

[obsidian wren]

As far as i know bruh

[jaunty path]

i think shes part asian

[obsidian wren]

Idk pokimane lore

[potent sage]

she's moroccan-canadian bro

so far off

[obsidian wren]

I grew up on vanoss

[astral basin]

Morrocco-canadian
North african
Fairly white, with a hint of islamic and/or asian

[jaunty path]

same

oh

[obsidian wren]

Just said i didnt know any lore

[jaunty path]

yea i used to watch him a lot

[jaunty path]

you failed

prepare for judgement

[potent sage]

yeah u fucking suck kid

get the fuck out

[obsidian wren]

Who is this guy

[potent sage]

sorry

that was mean

[jaunty path]

We're sending you to quebec

[astral basin]

Mb disregard the asian
Thats spaniard the we are seeing

[potent sage]

my gf who is from spain is hella brown

[obsidian wren]

Still watching vanoss as a grown man gg

[potent sage]

i think its because she is basque......... fortunately....... she is not a francoist or an ethnonationalist

[obsidian wren]

We love evan saying slurs for no reason other than pushing the youtube ai's buttons

[potent sage]

its probably since she was born in cadiz which is like RIGHT next to the strait of gibralter

[simple cliff]

Even if I finish my scrap now. I won't be able to get the damn pants until the next map rotate.

Which is when?

[obsidian wren]

K im going to bed lmaooo

[astral basin]

Vanoss being Korean-Chinese and still being a white boy Canadian is hilarious

[jaunty path]

godnight

[obsidian wren]

Gorknight

[gloomy tartan]

Bad teammates suck so much

Why were they born

Lmao

[jaunty path]

this is why you run past everyone

especially smite users

I had one tell me I need to stay in coherency

why do I need to do that

[gloomy tartan]

bitch I haven’t even played a match with you

Idk if your good or ass

[jaunty path]

I'm amazing

😎

[gloomy tartan]

Fake news

I have to see it with my eyes

Experience it

On my robo feet

[jaunty path]

I never get caught in a net or ate out by a dog

[gloomy tartan]

[jaunty path]

😎

[gloomy tartan]

You mean pounced

[jaunty path]

No

mauled

[gloomy tartan]

They should add blood

When a pox dog mauls you

[delicate vapor]

Hmm

[gloomy tartan]

Idk if I even wanna do any more expeds

Dumb people tire me

[jaunty path]

Why are you playing midpeditions

[gloomy tartan]

Because I don’t have a team

There’s like a havoc on but it’s 29

And I’m chilling rn

That’s liek lock in

[jaunty path]

Oh shit that reminds me

I need to play havoc 40 or my ranks gonna decay

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie if I had actual humans to play with

[jaunty path]

m..

I'll save that for tomorrow

already darktided myshit enough today

I had times where I genuinely wanted to leave a smite psyker to die

[delicate vapor]

Real

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[jaunty path]

I'm being fr like I just stopped attacking when they smite'd

like

Dude

its a FUCKING GROANER HORDE

[timber elk]

spawns

[jaunty path]

hi lamb

[timber elk]

holds out a taco

[jaunty path]

give me it

eats the whole thing hand included

ur hand taste good

[timber elk]

places in her hand and teleports on top of her head. Eating his own taco

[jaunty path]

bruh

goober.

[timber elk]

You mean

GOOFY

goober

[jaunty path]

ur not the disney character nore spongebob non sense

How do I politely kill a smite user

[timber elk]

Ummmm

Well

[gloomy tartan]

I mean you could do what spider man did

Cancer

[timber elk]

That would require arcane knowledge

[jaunty path]

I couldve just left but I was playing with a friend

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[timber elk]

Also the top of your head is comfy missus

[jaunty path]

thinking about how this is supposed to be a team game

[timber elk]

somehow has acquired a large BBQ hamburger without leaving the top of missus’s head

[jaunty path]

Like

if you're good enoug

h

you can survive just fine on your own without the team

[gloomy tartan]

I get it

You like single player mode

lol

[timber elk]

Not scientifically possible

sends 200 skeleton troopers

[jaunty path]

no im just thinking about people complaining about people running off

[timber elk]

See they can’t complain about me running off

[gloomy tartan]

I was annoyed I had a duo then the duo ran off

[timber elk]

Because I’m dealing with specials

[gloomy tartan]

Like bro we’re duos

[lyric frigate]

doxx in chat and alt f4 the game

[gloomy tartan]

Not trio and solo

[jaunty path]

PFFT

I wish

hmm

yea i got nothing to say I really shouldn't play auric because I'm just gonna kill lobbies with the way I play

but I need to admit I like showing off..

I can do that in havoc instead..

[timber elk]

somehow kills more players in that difficulty

[rose pine]

oh

[lilac crag]

how about we play

[jaunty path]

not tonight

i intend to sleep soon

[timber elk]

How about we play balatro

[lilac crag]

so mean and evil

[gloomy tartan]

Missus Cary me in havoc

[delicate vapor]

Woah

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[jaunty path]

not that good yet

[timber elk]

I thought you said my name for a moment

[jaunty path]

ainz can do that tho

[gloomy tartan]

Oh they can do anythjng

[jaunty path]

hes cracked yea

I get why he does solo mode so much

[gloomy tartan]

Idk how my havok is allways at 20

[jaunty path]

its so addictive and convenient

[gloomy tartan]

It’s never below 20

[timber elk]

I would help you but I’m not sure if my ping would help

[gloomy tartan]

It’s 23 rn

I don’t even do havoc as much anymore

[timber elk]

Ever since I played with garut litch and ray. Ping has always worried me.

So I tend to just solo

[jaunty path]

if you want to get carried in havoc just play with @wind hornet

he got me true survivor

[gloomy tartan]

Just joshing ya

[jaunty path]

like

[gloomy tartan]

I’m fine with earning it

[jaunty path]

I got true survivor in 15 minutes

but but

[gloomy tartan]

Makes it more special

[jaunty path]

I did earn this

:(

I did the penance

so

i got it

:(

[gloomy tartan]

Yes yes

I’m proud of you

[jaunty path]

i totally didnt

[timber elk]

But did you earn without another’s one’s help? :>

[jaunty path]

run through the level

[jaunty path]

I dont think you can lmfao

in random lobbys its never happening

[timber elk]

DID YOU RIP IT FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT WITH YOUR BARE HANDS AND DARED IT TO STOP YOU🗣️❗️❗️❗️

DID YOU PROVE THE DOMINANT SPIRT OF HUMANITY CAN PREVIL THROUGH SHEER WILLPOWER🗣️🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[lilac crag]

i nearly got it last night on a 35

but our psyker

literally blew up before the valk

valk elevator whatever

[timber elk]

Pffft

Imagine blowing up right out of the gate before the game starts

[potent sage]

i like arbites

[timber elk]

Okay

[potent sage]

uh-dept-tus ar-be-teys

[lilac crag]

you may think its funny but i was actually holding back from tearing into them

[rose pine]

Eat them

[timber elk]

Your titled to liking something :>

[lilac crag]

consumption

[lilac crag]

i also like ar be teys

[timber elk]

Good :>

[rose pine]

Plateface is only good for their helmet, perfect for soup

[lilac crag]

hi abby

[potent sage]

hi alexander

[potent sage]

this feels like contempt

[lilac crag]

for the lex

[timber elk]

It’s actually not

[lilac crag]

it sounds like contempt for arby indeed

[timber elk]

Because

I’m also a arbites player trying to make this stupid crusher work >:[

[potent sage]

[rose pine]

Just play Ogryn

[potent sage]

crusher is only good on zealot

[lilac crag]

[timber elk]

Like if it just had enough power or more melee speed it would be fantastic

[potent sage]

ogryn mains when they realize that any class can do their job better

except being slow

[timber elk]

Everyone’s like

THE CRUSHER IS SUPER POWERFUL

[potent sage]

theyre very good at that

[potent sage]

its all about the stagger

[timber elk]

Yeah if your running martydom

[rose pine]

Ogryn mains when they realize they dont care

[potent sage]

didnt mean 4 that to caps

but its about the stagger

[lilac crag]

skullcrusher max

[timber elk]

You could’ve just edited

[rose pine]

Speak in Ogryn, speak in full-caps.

You're getting there abby

[potent sage]

u gotta apply Skullcrusher and hammerblow

ts the kirk meta

[timber elk]

SAH! I FUND OUT ME ROCK AS A BABY LITTLE ROCK NEM PEBBLE

[timber elk]

You mean krak meta?

[rose pine]

FOUN' A ROCK SAH' KAN I THROW IT, SAH?

[potent sage]

no kirk meta

it comes from the fact that you have skullcrusher on your crusher

[timber elk]

But what does the name Kirk mean

[rose pine]

Darnable, to play Darktide ot doodle

[timber elk]

I’m super confused

[potent sage]

i feel like more people should use the REGULAR shock maul

arbites shock maul is better but the agni maul is also very good

[timber elk]

._.

[rose pine]

But does it have a chainsaw blade though

Does it sound GOOD to use

[timber elk]

Okay just ignored my question

[potent sage]

it doesnt need to be answered

you just need to put skullcrusher and hammerblow on ur crusher

[timber elk]

Okay but where does Kirk come from?

[potent sage]

yeah

[rose pine]

Wrong.

[potent sage]

doesnt need to a chainsaw blade

[wooden creek]

Also the crusher's push-attack has really high weakspot modifiers for some reason so use that one a lot

[potent sage]

that's not the point of the shock maul

chainsaw is such an ass weapon

[rose pine]

Yea so what, feels good, sounds good, and it's funni to chain 'em 'eretics.

Just to be clear, I dont do Havoc, trash tier gamemode. Dont know the meta.

[delicate vapor]

finally home

[timber elk]

Still don’t get it

[potent sage]

the joke is i meant to say krak

but then i accidentally typed out kirk

[jaunty path]

Kirk grenade

[potent sage]

as in charlie kirk

[timber elk]

Who?

[potent sage]

do u live underneath a rock

[jaunty path]

Lamb is truly under the rug

Blessed

[timber elk]

Yes actually

[rose pine]

Lamp got that Cult brain

[potent sage]

charlie kirk was this racialist republican pundit and a co-founder of TPUSA

[jaunty path]

Yea so charile kirk is a right Wing grifter commentator who got assassinated

[potent sage]

who got shot

[timber elk]

Oh so political stuff

[potent sage]

you could say... heh... that he got kirked

[jaunty path]

Pretty much

[timber elk]

Yeah I don’t care.

For political stuff.

[jaunty path]

According to the laws of aviation

A bee cannot fly

[astral basin]

Ffs not this shit again
The man had firm beliefs. He debated them. He was killed
Like him or hate him. Let a dead man be dead.

[potent sage]

this is why we like crusher builds

[stuck wasp]

||His wife for sure won't leave him dead ||

[jaunty path]

I mean he literally died right after continuing to make a racist argument pertaining to trans shooters. But seeing that 90% of ppl here don't like political topics. I'll move on

[timber elk]

Yeah politics are below me.

[potent sage]

why did they give arbites the crusher

[jaunty path]

Actually not 90%

[jaunty path]

Cuz its awesome

[potent sage]

arbites doesnt need it

arbites has the shockmaul and the shield

[jaunty path]

Abby be quiet dont give them ideas

[stuck wasp]

Cause having more weapons is better.
And Crusher make sense thematically

[jaunty path]

Crusher is the best crowd control in the game

Ignoring broken weapons

[obtuse oak]

To have a twohander

[jaunty path]

Melee wise ye

However

[potent sage]

arbites has the almighty shock maul

[jaunty path]

The class that truly needs crusher

Is scum

[timber elk]

Ummm anyway

[jaunty path]

Give scum Crusher

Now

[timber elk]

Crusher needs a buff

[potent sage]

with better stagger

[jaunty path]

Which buff

[timber elk]

More damage and melee speed

[potent sage]

and superb weakspot resistance

[obtuse oak]

Crusher is well balanced, if it were up to me everything else would get brought down to its level.

[simple cliff]

"Oh no, that's a lot of enemies. Good thing I have some bots in front to soak up."
Bots teleport away and I eat 4 plasma to the face.
Fatshark...fucking... please. Like, can we get the BARE MINIMUM!?

[potent sage]

ur doing it wrong if you dont have skullcrusher

[timber elk]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MY LEGGGGGG

[simple cliff]

I want to be able to tell the bots to fuck off and not follow me OR tell them to follow me. Not randomly teleporting away.

[timber elk]

ITS ASLEEP

[stuck wasp]

Could we get the Thunderhammer though 🙃
I know it doesn't make 100% sense, but we do have Axes on them

[obtuse oak]

Thammer? No

[potent sage]

thunderhammer

[jaunty path]

Damage it does just fine in.

Attack speed definitely. Maybe a 5% more attack speed. And less stamina lost from pushing because the push attacks do GREAT damage

[potent sage]

[timber elk]

10% more

Take it or leave it

[obtuse oak]

Crusher attack speed is the way it is because zealot has whirlwind hands

Nerf zealot and then it can have more AS

[potent sage]

u are so gluttonous

[jaunty path]

That is true

[potent sage]

i do just fine with crusher attack speed

[timber elk]

Well I am a chaos lamb

[jaunty path]

Also

[cosmic burrow]

class balance is a system of connected vessels

[stuck wasp]

I'd take a copy of the THammer that lose the Thunder part for Shock attacks on the special tbh

[jaunty path]

Crusher sweeps total ass in auric

Like

It destroys everything

[cosmic burrow]

ironhelm rework

[fallen tree]

ass crusher

[timber elk]

Guys

I think I have a love hate relationship with the crusher

And right now

[jaunty path]

Opportunist and skullcrusher is very good

[timber elk]

IM FUCKING LIVID WITH

[jaunty path]

Are you playing with zealot

[timber elk]

YES

[jaunty path]

Should be fine

[timber elk]

NO IM NOT

[jaunty path]

Crusher is like my main weapon on zealot

[obtuse oak]

It can function as a skullcrusher applicator in Havoc too, but I think most Arby players prefer the regular shock maul for that

[timber elk]

I shouldn’t have to play martydom JUST TO MAKE ONE WEAPON WORK

[jaunty path]

Lamb

[timber elk]

:[

[jaunty path]

You might be bad at the game

[timber elk]

This is true.

[obtuse oak]

Works just fine with IJ too. Also surprisingly decent with Piety because it's a finesse weapon

[jaunty path]

Because I don't use martyrdom with crusher

I use blazing piety

[timber elk]

I don’t see the appeal with BP

[jaunty path]

More crits

Are you using fotf

[crystal osprey]

Buff crushers ?

Buff crushers ?

[jaunty path]

Or chorus

[obtuse oak]

Crusher has high weakspot and crit dmg for its archetype

[timber elk]

Fotf

[potent sage]

more crits, crusher lets u annihilate hordes

[jaunty path]

You should be literally fine then

[potent sage]

so getting fury is very easy

[timber elk]

I want to bonk a crusher out of existence

With my funny mace

[obtuse oak]

Wrong weapon

That is what the thunder hammer does

Crusher is a mixed horde and control weapon

[potent sage]

thammer is a gimmick weapon u dont want thammer

[jaunty path]

No

[timber elk]

Well I don’t like the thammer >:[

[jaunty path]

Crusher kills crusher pretty well

[obtuse oak]

It's not bad at bonking but it's not specialised in it

All this talk does make me want to play Crusher zealot again though

[potent sage]

combat knife deletes ogryns and monstrosities better than thammer IMO

[jaunty path]

Oh yes it is its amazing. It deletes bulwarks. It may not oneshot crushers but it often does on reapers and bulwarks

[timber elk]

Ugh

[jaunty path]

Lamb

Learn your attack combos

[timber elk]

Believe it or not I always had a love hate relationship with the crusher

[jaunty path]

Because its an attack combo heavy weapon

[timber elk]

I do :[

[jaunty path]

I take respite or whatever its called

Gives me stamina back on crits

Very good

But I don't know how you're struggling with crusher on martyrdom

I take all the ability modifiers for fotf

[timber elk]

I’m not.

[jaunty path]

Cuz I like spamming it

I see

[timber elk]

It’s just there are some games I feel like I’m not doing anything

[jaunty path]

Oh

[timber elk]

And everyone else kills thing lighting fast

[jaunty path]

Lamb

I have a suggestion

[timber elk]

And here I am whacking a mauler with a pool noodle

[jaunty path]

Maulers die fast to crusher

[timber elk]

Oh no

[jaunty path]

Run ahead

[timber elk]

No……

[jaunty path]

That really is the only solution

[timber elk]

Ack

[jaunty path]

[timber elk]

No

[jaunty path]

Learn how to survive on your own

[timber elk]

I know how to

I keep telling you I have a love hate relationship with the crusher

[potent sage]

i know one hundred ways to kill crushers with the crusher

whats UR excuse, liberal............

[jaunty path]

Because the director will send more enemies your way when you run ahead and there's always a disabler looming somewhere

[potent sage]

it would be cool if

[timber elk]

I don’t even know what that means but I just tend to do better with other weapons

[potent sage]

no im just joking i am not that good at crusher either

but i like using it

[lilac crag]

I know one hundred ways to kill U with the crusher pal.......................

[jaunty path]

Its easy

[jaunty path]

Push

Push attack

Press m1 a lot

[potent sage]

push hit push hit push hit

i am very good at htis

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t push your loved ones

[potent sage]

nvm i am very good at crusher

[jaunty path]

Stop doing that

[timber elk]

That’s it

I’m going back to my knife

[lilac crag]

push attack into light is skullcrusher buff plus strikedown hits

very nasty very handy

[potent sage]

thats what i do

[timber elk]

I’ve had enough of this crusher drama

[jaunty path]

You know that crusher already has a bunch of wide swings right

[potent sage]

i have sKKKullcrusher

[lilac crag]

SO TRUE ABBY

[jaunty path]

Use of any other weapon besides crusher is a federal offense

[lilac crag]

relic blade no 1 anyway

[potent sage]

yeahhh but its a habit ive picked up

[lilac crag]

give arby relic blade

cowards

[potent sage]

give arbitrator a webgun

[timber elk]

No

[jaunty path]

Do you have the 10% attack speed on push talent

[potent sage]

yeah

🤤

[jaunty path]

Open ur mailbox

[potent sage]

[timber elk]

No

Because I already got my mail

[jaunty path]

[potent sage]

it would be cool if the director sounded off a voxcast voiceline for people who run off

like the dreg lieutenant in expeditions

except it would be like a traitor adjutant or a radio officer

"that one is ALONE!! KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!"

scare stupid ass arbitrators back into the squad

[jaunty path]

I think lambs situation of standing around and being bored

[simple cliff]

Hey, imagine joining a game where there is 25 minutes left on the clock and a player says he is gathering salvage and then when a boss attacks him you decide to start the fucking gate.

[jaunty path]

Is a valid reason to run away

[simple cliff]

This is what I meant earlier when I said bots aren't useful but they're not harmful at least.

[jaunty path]

I really hate sitting around doing nothing

[left parcel]

The boss loves to attack just as the gate starts up.

[jaunty path]

Do you just play expeditions to be upset

[potent sage]

sometimes when im angry, i like to play uprising and pretend im like a fascist death squad

[timber elk]

I just don’t like it when I feel like I’m not doing anything

[jaunty path]

Im starting to think expedition players are masochists

[potent sage]

killing everything in my sight

like the mega badass i am

[timber elk]

Imagine coming up with a incredible loadout idea for the brace autogun only to find out it’s shit

I LIKE MY SPACE AK

[potent sage]

braced autogun slander will not be tolerated

[jaunty path]

I see people bitch about how people play the mode and I'm like why just not play it then

[simple cliff]

Because we should be able to play the modes we want to play without griefing?

[timber elk]

I play the fucking mode and I still hate it

[potent sage]

cus we dont like it when the new content that we spent months waiting on is dogshit

[jaunty path]

You can never rely on your teammates for anything in this game

Like

anything

[timber elk]

That or keep comparing it to chaos waste

[jaunty path]

Massively incompetent and in experienced players

Just stop relying on them

Give up

[potent sage]

no comparison is to be made with chaos wastes

[jaunty path]

Don't die trying to save them

[timber elk]

I love chaos waste as much as the next guy who enjoys gooner material on marvel rivals

[jaunty path]

Its a waste of time and energy

Just let them die

[timber elk]

But unfortunately we aren’t getting chaos waste at all

I know fatshark can make chaos waste

They just don’t want to

[potent sage]

i should be in charge of fatshark

i will fix this game by adding everything

[timber elk]

They have the rogue like of mortis trials. The modifiers of havoc, the map generator of expeditions and the game director to make things chaotic

[simple cliff]

Dude, that's the problem and you never git it.

You're entire argument has always been 'just carry'.

I can carry.

[dapper jewel]

[timber elk]

And yet they keep thinking shit like this taps the screen showing expeditions is hotcakes

[simple cliff]

But I can't do shit about people actively sabataging the game.

[potent sage]

i probably shouldnt say that actually

[timber elk]

Hi :>

[jaunty path]

I think the inherent problem with expeditions is that you have no choice but to rely on your teammates not to be stupid

Which is

Just dreadful

[timber elk]

I also think there is also no reward for playing expeditions

[simple cliff]

I am legit tempted to just keep going into games and calling the valk RIGHT AWAY. Because shit tends to not get fixed until it's forced. But that would basically burn my reputation. The game is small enough that I see repeat players.

[dapper jewel]

Good mythical morning

[timber elk]

Welcome to chat :>

[potent sage]

i wish there was an actual firing range where i can spawn enemies that actually shoot and attack me

[jaunty path]

Yeah. At the mercy of idiots is the problem with this mode. Lmfao

[nocturne bloom]

Homie didnt let me sleep, made me play 7 days until 6am

[timber elk]

I think there genuinely should’ve been a new rarity added to the game and should’ve been like heroics from space marine and made us go into expeditions to retrieve the materials to get said new rarity

[potent sage]

if i play seven days with other people i will lose my shit on the first blood moon

[nocturne bloom]

Skill issue

[jaunty path]

But harlz. What are you actually trying to do in expeditions

[nocturne bloom]

Literally just camp a ladder

[jaunty path]

Unlock sites?

[stuck wasp]

And break balance even further 🙃

[potent sage]

how am i gonna camp a ladder with just a wooden dink club

[wild vector]

The Monkeighs upstairs have awoken me from my slumber with their Orkish footsteps.

[nocturne bloom]

You get pipe weapons like 2 days in

[left night]

The emperor protects

[timber elk]

At least it would’ve made us give a shit for the mode

[potent sage]

ur server tag is brap

oooooough...............

[jaunty path]

Yea based right

[potent sage]

yeah ts sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tuff

booooooooooi

[jaunty path]

Brap

[nocturne bloom]

Thats cool and doesnt change the fact you get pipe weapons 2 days in

[potent sage]

you

you actively right now

[nocturne bloom]

So true

[nocturne bloom]

Who's load and im getting?

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[wild vector]

Load of Rotten Armor.

[amber delta]

???

[delicate vapor]

fried chicken rock

[nocturne bloom]

Ill rot your armor

[potent sage]

no fun is to be had with rotten armor

[jaunty path]

Get ready

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

parries the cement block

[nocturne bloom]

Why does it have 3 holes. Cinderblocks have 2

[jaunty path]

I don't think you can if an ogyrn threw it

[delicate vapor]

hrmm

[gloomy tartan]

I miss the flamer event

That was fun

[potent sage]

the humble dclaw

[gloomy tartan]

So many fire explosions

[lilac crag]

if an ogryn threw it, yeah no

but youre the one throwing it

i can take you

[wild vector]

In bed?

I mean

[lilac crag]

no...

[jaunty path]

They can have 3

[nocturne bloom]

Nobody can take me

[lilac crag]

freak of sheer nature

[jaunty path]

f

[delicate vapor]

miyabi..

[lilac crag]

miyabooooo

[potent sage]

fuck you rockstar games

fuck ur name fuck ur game

[jaunty path]

I should sleep

[potent sage]

fuck ur millions fuck ur billions

[jaunty path]

Oh no i have therapy tomorrow

[lilac crag]

its late as hell for you already

why no sleep

[nocturne bloom]

What its only 6am

[jaunty path]

Because

[potent sage]

torture labrynthine tomorrow

[wild vector]

Freaky at 6am

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

Missus and I having a competition on who is more sleep deprived

[gloomy tartan]

I win

I sleep when I pass out

I don’t sleep

[potent sage]

go to bed

[wild vector]

My bet is on the Lamia

[potent sage]

sorry that was mean

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

You know that song murmaider

That’s a good song

To sleep too

Mermaid murder

[delicate vapor]

Female Mafia Boss ASMR

[nocturne bloom]

And when i wake up im making crispy honey chicken over rice

[delicate vapor]

yum

[wild vector]

If

[lilac crag]

wa wa wa wa wa

me

[delicate vapor]

orang

[amber delta]

orange cat in the backrooms

[nocturne bloom]

Ive only woke up in the hospital 3 times this year

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Dude a group of people would die so fast in the back rooms

They would instantly be too loud and attract some fuck shit

[lilac crag]

id be a backroom entity

[gloomy tartan]

I’d be the potato man I trade goods for potato’s

[wild vector]

Backroom full of ragers

[potent sage]

mamageuvo

[lilac crag]

so true abby

[gloomy tartan]

Backrooms full of psykers

[potent sage]

si dominican paaaaaapi

[gloomy tartan]

Backrooms full of daemonhosts I nean

[gloomy tartan]

Que?

[nocturne bloom]

Backrooms is my mentality when I cant be freaky for 1 hour...

[marsh iris]

about to devour some oysters 👏 🤪

[gloomy tartan]

Dude my favorite backrooms thing ever

Is the car crash

The dude in a car who gets taken into the backrooms while he’s on the highway

So he just warps into the backrooms and slams into a wall instantly lmao

Starts off his journey with a car crash

[wild vector]

Rocky mountain oysters

I mean

Idk what that is

[nocturne bloom]

There will be NO oysters being eaten

[gloomy tartan]

Oysters clean water

It’s magic

Their fuckint magic

[crystal osprey]

50 crushers

120 ragers

[gloomy tartan]

A crusher is basically a crab

[crystal osprey]

300 maulers

[gloomy tartan]

Think about it

Carapace

Crab

It lines up

[delicate vapor]

eat

[crystal osprey]

Why do maulers get to do damage with a chain axe

[delicate vapor]

OYSTERSS

[nocturne bloom]

you

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[nocturne bloom]

eat

you

[somber stream]

Important question, are lemons involved