general-chat

[timber elk]

Are you smelling bonds James?

Name bond James

[brazen pelican]

Bames Nond's having a stronk.

[timber elk]

James is name

[twin flower]

3rd company, Master of Arsenal, found it

[timber elk]

falls to floor

I think I had a stronk reading your texts

I actually went limp irl

[twin flower]

lmao

dont die now

[brazen pelican]

Oh, I was just overdoing the "can only count to three" bit.

[feral vessel]

HI LAMBY
HI SLAANESHI
HI MAC
ALL MY FRIENDS!!

[timber elk]

GODDAMNIT WOMEN

[timber elk]

Hi sergal

[twin flower]

le Sergal

[brazen pelican]

Henlo Not-Plant person!

[feral vessel]

soon (TM)

[brazen pelican]

I like plants. They're tasty!

[feral vessel]

this plant is fruity but not tasty

sorry

[somber stream]

Broccoli or Cauliflower

[feral vessel]

hi licht

[timber elk]

is eating chicken salad

[somber stream]

Hi Stupid Sergal

[feral vessel]

a floret of broccoli

[twin flower]

i like brocolli

[brazen pelican]

Like an apple?

[feral vessel]

An apple is tasty..

[brazen pelican]

Broccoli is S-tier biomass.

[timber elk]

I’m gonna start doing howtobasic videos

And your all gonna be the subject of them

[brazen pelican]

I have not heard that name in a long while.

[marsh iris]

oven roasted brocolli 🤤

[twin flower]

hell yeah

[somber stream]

I agree, Brocolli is superior

[timber elk]

He’s still kicking

[brazen pelican]

With a bit of flaky salt! And if I'm feeling naughty, a little bit of butter.

[timber elk]

Grant it not has unhinged as during the frank days

[brazen pelican]

Or cheese.

[brazen pelican]

The fucking tuna sandwich still sends me.

[timber elk]

Nah what got me was the how to uninstall internet explorer

[brazen pelican]

Not sure I have seen that one.

[timber elk]

Pure unhinged rage

Dude just obliterates a laptop

Here I’ll send it

[twin flower]

friend of mine doesnt like howtobasic cuz of the food he just mucks about for his vids

still funny tho

[brazen pelican]

That poor fucking fish.

[twin flower]

oh lawd

[misty trench]

that'd be hard to translate into Darktide in terms of balancing because EVERYTHING is super nurgle'd up

that's super cool tho

[brazen pelican]

It's a fair point, still funny as fuck.

[elder merlin]

Waddup @brazen pelican

[brazen pelican]

Baul Pungryn! :>

[somber stream]

Im

Getting North Korean music in my Apple

As reccommended

[timber elk]

Interesting

[somber stream]

"Chollima On the wing"

[stuck wasp]

Act of Faith magic 🙏

[marsh iris]

oven roasted veggies:
Brussel sprouts
Asparagus
Brocolli
Potatoes (especially baby potatos)

[elder merlin]

I see alot of talking biomass around here, we should collect it

[brazen pelican]

Taters! :>

[brazen pelican]

Yes! I love biomass. :>

[marsh iris]

take good care of your biomass and the biomass will take good care of your hunger

[autumn bear]

admech tomorrow guys

[brazen pelican]

This is true. I got a bunch of German sosig I'll eat later. :>

[mystic fossil]

admech dont exist

its swuats

[feral vessel]

oh my god so many cool peoples

hihi

[marsh iris]

i crave for real sosigs that uses intestines to encase

[feral vessel]

sosig

gue

sogsiguer

[marsh iris]

Sig Sauer

[timber elk]

I crave

[marsh iris]

crave together

[somber stream]

Banned from sausig

[feral vessel]

sauer

isg

[marsh iris]

HorseOnBeachTopTextMAN.png

[twin flower]

did u do a one last sausig before the ban

[somber stream]

The painting my doctor visualized for me was colourful enough to deter me from even trying

[marsh iris]

is the smoked food chemicals that make it worse

[somber stream]

Also i did a painting, some years back

Attempted to make it looks like oil painting

[marsh iris]

Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbon

[jaunty path]

what that

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[somber stream]

Sausage or fatty food of any kind except for fish

[marsh iris]

i know the gall bladder helps to break down fats

the one below your liver

its not permanent right

[somber stream]

Does this painting, evoke any feeling?

[simple cliff]

Meow.

[delicate vapor]

Phone about to die

Still at laundry mat

[marsh iris]

hard to say atm, but its cool

[feral vessel]

can we eat elios

hi elios

sorry for choosing you as tonight´s feast

[mystic fossil]

noooo

eat licht

[marsh iris]

dibs on their lungs

[feral vessel]

mm

who´s the loser that gets the liver

[twin flower]

i wanna try the heart

[feral vessel]

ok chat´s dead post poooooooooo

[simple cliff]

Love when Mortis Trial just goes 'Hey, fuck you. Mutant, burster, and sniper spam.'

[cosmic burrow]

Heheheheheh got banned at r/polska. Im a complete man

[twin flower]

wassat

[marsh iris]

Reddit

[twin flower]

and polska?

[marsh iris]

a subreddit xD

[twin flower]

look away

[marsh iris]

i mean polska is poland i guess

[timber elk]

I

Am

Gonna make noodles

[jaunty path]

You like flaccid cylinders in your mouth

[twin flower]

you like heads coming out of your toilet?

[timber elk]

Your the only one I know who makes that sound really really gay

And I fuck with it

[brazen pelican]

The noodles?

[timber elk]

That and the joke missus said

[brazen pelican]

Neat. :>

[timber elk]

Flaccid cylinders

I’m gonna use that at the noodle restaurant I go to

CAN I PLEASE GET A BOWL OF FLACCID CYLINDERS🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[delicate vapor]

Nodles

[cosmic burrow]

Noddles

[timber elk]

Oodles

[cosmic burrow]

Loodnes

[delicate vapor]

Ooo

[whole bough]

i cant chat?

[delicate vapor]

You may

[cosmic burrow]

You can

[whole bough]

like i can send messages but nothing goes through

ingame

[delicate vapor]

Hmmm

I get that sometimes

[cosmic burrow]

Bug

Restart the game

[brazen pelican]

"A bowl of warm floppy rods, please."

[marsh iris]

bug as old as time

[timber elk]

FLOPPY RODS!?!!!!

[brazen pelican]

Flappy sticks?

[timber elk]

Hmmmm

Nah floppy rods sounds more stupid

[marsh iris]

limp stick

[timber elk]

Limpy sticky

[brazen pelican]

"A bowl of droopy stakes in warm slurp juice, please."

[timber elk]

Droopy stakes in slurp juice 💀💀

[brazen pelican]

I giggled to myself over "slurp juice".

[marsh iris]

mock snakes

[timber elk]

Ma’am would you like a bowl of drippy droopy stakes

We would be kicked out of the noodle restaurant

[brazen pelican]

"Some vegan worms in flavor water, please".

[timber elk]

Flaccid worms please in bug juice

[marsh iris]

do you have some flattened dead trees to wipe my mouth with

[brazen pelican]

"Can I get a square of processed branch, please?".

[marsh iris]

pass me a solid hollow hydrocarbon so i can form vacuum in my mouth to ingest this flavored slurp water

[delicate vapor]

A bow of

[marsh iris]

a hollow stick of solidified fermented dinosaur carcass goop

[little marten]

😹

[timber elk]

Hmmm

I wonder how T-Rex meat would taste

That’s it

I’m bringing back the T-Rex for hunting purposes

[little marten]

Probably like chicken

[twin flower]

not even domesticated

bring back a t-rex and release it in the wild for hunting

[timber elk]

The ultimate apex predator

To be hunted

[jaunty path]

wtf machine girl and femtanyl collab'd

my goats

🥹

[marsh iris]

hunt dinosaurs so i can make plastic straws

[timber elk]

No

Meat

[obtuse oak]

@somber stream best attacking team of all time

[jaunty path]

harlz hows heresy slogging going

[somber stream]

Got damn you steamrolled those mf

[simple cliff]

Found a new bug. If a chaos spawn grabs you and then your dog staggers with it via reverse-hassan ability. You remain grabbed forever until it dies.

Which just ruined a auric mortis trial where I was soloing four bosses at once.

[jaunty path]

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[somber stream]

I have yet to win on attacker side in the operation

Much harder to do than defending

[jaunty path]

im

speechless

lmfao

[simple cliff]

If you dog grenade goes off and staggers the spawn, it causes the grab to bug out. You stay grabbed but the chaos spawn no longer has a grip on you.

[obtuse oak]

we had hyperaggro team that was constantly bantering in chat

[timber elk]

suddenly has major whiplash I’m sorry what

[obtuse oak]

tons of supports

[somber stream]

Now imagine Proxy chat

[jaunty path]

so..are you like...floating with it or

[timber elk]

Holy shit that just hit me

[cosmic burrow]

What game is that?

[somber stream]

And some guy blasting propaganda

[obtuse oak]

bf6

[cosmic burrow]

Aye

[simple cliff]

I was invisible.

I just ceased to exist but got ganked anyway.

[jaunty path]

was it able to move

[simple cliff]

I think it was just standing there. One sec. #darktide-pics-vids

[jaunty path]

imjust trying to gage the state the cs is in after the glitch happens

sheesh

[simple cliff]

I only recorded the last moments of it, but yeah; I was basically trapped in purgatory because apparently the dev's never thought what might happen if someone self frees from a grab attack.

[jaunty path]

I mean they did

it stops eating you

but thats weird asf lmfao

are u doing auric mortis penances?

sory

[simple cliff]

No. I just wanted to kill shit.

[jaunty path]

heresy

nice

[simple cliff]

I've laid off the penances since I got all the ones I cared about done.

[jaunty path]

I was doing hi intensity auric solo today

it was really fun

didnt win

but got far

almost half way

melee psyker is really powerful

however

I fucking hate bulwarks

[keen hornet]

wait is there a roof in expeditions

did they let us out

[little marten]

I had a nightmare last night that my face kept swelling up

[simple cliff]

The idea of a hive city so large you think you're outside but you're not is kind of scary.

[somber stream]

Have you consult with the daily horoscope for meanings

[little marten]

One moment cancer brother

[somber stream]

♋ 🦀 ♋

[little marten]

Today's New Moon brings a renewal of professional steam and the determination to overcome stumbling blocks, dear Cancer. This New Moon occurs in your solar tenth house, and in the next few days, Mercury, Mars, and Saturn converge there, making it a powerful time to pour yourself into a project that gets you somewhere. You’re in a position of power to tear down obstacles in your path and solve problems. Aim to be forthright yet sensitive to your audience, especially in public or professional arenas. It might be necessary to make some personal sacrifices to overcome a hurdle; the key is to be patient. Eliminating waste in your professional life can be especially helpful now, and you may need to assess the viability of a project/goal to know your next step. You’re likely to reach higher in the coming weeks. This lunation brings extra power and fresh energy to your professional goals, career, life-path goals, or reputation. Acknowledging fears honestly can send you in a new direction. New beginnings can emerge after ridding yourself of outdated attitudes and possibly even projects that have been holding you back from moving forward. Old plans or projects may fall out of focus as you make room for new ones. Avoid impulsive moves, but pay attention to sudden urges and hunches.

A most astute reading

[somber stream]

I felt personally inspired, so relatable

[somber stream]

@fiery wave

This is a sign

[little marten]

Mfw the horrorscope not only knew I was going to paint my plague marine captain today

But is telling me it will go well

🙏

[somber stream]

The stars never lie, Cancer brother

[timber elk]

I

Personally

Actually fuck it I don’t care

I want a power sword or axe

[little marten]

SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF THE CRAB

TODAY IS OUR DAY

[timber elk]

Crab marines

Their hobbies include massive raves

And huge feasts of crabs

[little marten]

Crabs in a bucket type shiiii

[timber elk]

While also fighting daemon crabs that are the size of tanks

That have carapace like armor

[little marten]

Crab tank would be sick

[timber elk]

Yet

[somber stream]

T-90s:

[timber elk]

daemon crabs that are natural to their homeworld crabria

Crab-ri-a

[little marten]

I warn you.

Do not make an enemy of the crab.

[marsh iris]

69

[somber stream]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[timber elk]

Our pincers are fierce and our grip and grudges are strong

[marsh iris]

the crab got in the way of 2 sixty nines

[little marten]

🦀🦀🦀

[cosmic burrow]

Im leo

[timber elk]

Honestly the crab marines armor would be something out of monster hunter

[little marten]

The crab does not care for the opinions of lions

[marsh iris]

monster hunter 40k would be cool

[timber elk]

HELL FUCKING YEAHHHHH

[cosmic burrow]

The lion does not care for the opinions of crabs

[little marten]

It’s not far off death guard really, a nautical theme is ultra adjacent to them

[timber elk]

Nah

[marsh iris]

the lion now have crabs

[timber elk]

I want like really customized armor

Like weapons and armor customization to the kill of the monsters they fight

Shit you see in monster hunter

Levels of drip

[somber stream]

Forward is a suggestion. Sideways is destiny

[jaunty path]

Do you think the cringy awkward age of early 2010s died out because of social media setting social standards really high

and well the algorithm

[somber stream]

Rawr xD

[jaunty path]

Yeah I've been saying that a lot more

[marsh iris]

ill send you a friendster testimonial

[jaunty path]

me?

[marsh iris]

yes but its dead now

[jaunty path]

aw

[little marten]

What happened in 2010

[somber stream]

Tumblr

[jaunty path]

yea those things

not not exclusively on tumblr

[little marten]

Never fucked with tumblr

[jaunty path]

not sure how to describe it at all

[little marten]

Isn’t it just porn now?

[jaunty path]

wow

you are

not on the internet

LMFAO

No porn got banned

you're like 5 years behind

[little marten]

No sadly I think I was on 4chan mostly back then

As a lurker

[jaunty path]

then again

I dont find myself like

on as many other social medias

Theres twitter which im learning to use less of

[little marten]

I use Facebook for messenger and that’s about it

[jaunty path]

then discord

thats it

[little marten]

I guess I have to have a LinkedIn

[marsh iris]

[little marten]

Oh is discord a social media, I have that too then

[marsh iris]

LinkedIn turned into facebook shitposting

[jaunty path]

Its also literally just a chat room

[somber stream]

It was MySpace then Facebook for me

[little marten]

Tom from MySpace

[somber stream]

Before that is just random blogs and deviant art

[marsh iris]

blogspot

[jaunty path]

I have a uh

instagram acc I never use

i got it cuz ppl irl exchange it more than phone numbers

kids are weird

[little marten]

What’s ur instaaaah

I would get Instagram but I don’t want to get DM’d by models all day

[somber stream]

Such is the life of Crabs

So very desired and sought after

[jaunty path]

You dont want baddies in ur dms?

loser

[little marten]

🙃

[little marten]

It’s not a matter of want or not, more managing the sheer amount of them

[somber stream]

"No you may not remove my shell for those moist content wtf"

[little marten]

Also baddies =/= someone whose eyebrows wash off in the rain

[jaunty path]

loser

[marsh iris]

now im hungry

for some crabs

[little marten]

I like the tv show baddies actually

[timber elk]

I want

Food

Not women

Of men

Or men of women

I want

Food

[marsh iris]

dont be picky

[timber elk]

And jelly beans

I want

Jelly beans

[wet swift]

elasmobranch cartilaginous fish that looks like a victorian gentleman whose waistcoat is fighting for its life against a tide of prosperous girth please give me new missions and my life is yours

[jaunty path]

My meatloaf is

really good

[timber elk]

What the fuck

Is

A elasmobran cartilaginous

[wet swift]

a shark

[timber elk]

I must

Eat this shark

[wet swift]

but in tongues

but for real, i come backl from work and hit quick play

and it is the karnak twins

again

and again

https://tenor.com/view/again-and-again-baghra-shadow-and-bone-over-and-over-repeatedly-gif-956052680985491013

[timber elk]

Can you make

Shepherds pie

[wet swift]

i don't care about new classes

[jaunty path]

not that good yet

I made uh

uhhh

[wet swift]

or new weapons , i n fact please fix the weapons we already have and make them all, playble and good

[timber elk]

Hai about

[jaunty path]

sesame chicken once

[wet swift]

fix the bugs

[timber elk]

Home made Big Mac

With thousands of island dressing

[wet swift]

and for the love of god please ad more missions

[jaunty path]

im probably gonna make honey chicken next

[timber elk]

Can I drink the honey

[jaunty path]

noh

[wet swift]

honey chicken?

[timber elk]

I wish to have a big belly full of food and hon- why not >:[

[wet swift]

isn't honey good on steaks?

but on chicken?

[jaunty path]

its not bizzare

[timber elk]

We put spicy honey on pizza at work

[jaunty path]

[wet swift]

i like pineapple pizza but i haven't tried with honey

[timber elk]

I

[wet swift]

like this is the first time hearing this

[timber elk]

Am not against pineapple

But

I can make other types of pizza

Have you ever had Philly cheese steak pizza

[wet swift]

it is actually great but people tend to think that you put canned pineapple on pizza

[jaunty path]

never in my life no

[timber elk]

You will now

[wet swift]

it is easy to mix up since most people have ever eaten canned pineapple

carbonara pizza is also great

[timber elk]

Also

Bacon lettuce and tomato pizza

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[timber elk]

Or BLT

[sleek harness]

Ew

[wet swift]

greek salad pizza is also neat and brocoli pizza as well

[timber elk]

Is wonderful

[somber stream]

Food crimes

[wet swift]

letuce? never heard about it on pizza but lettuce is generally great

[sleek harness]

Very disgusting

[somber stream]

I would never

[sleek harness]

Theses things don't even match

[jaunty path]

its not that bad

loser

[wet swift]

bet you never tried pineapple pizza

[sleek harness]

Bacon lettuce with tomato sounds terrible

[sleek harness]

Yeah

It's not good

[wet swift]

never tried
i dont like
same mentality as 5 year old
mfw

[sleek harness]

Yeah I tried it

It is simply not good

Did adding 5 words made you change your vision

[wet swift]

yeah, you teid and didn't like it, that's fair

[sleek harness]

Teid

[wet swift]

i mean there are "people" out there that put ketchup on everything and like it

animals

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Theses are like the people who put pineapple and tomato in pizzas

[somber stream]

Anchovies on Pizza

[sleek harness]

That I can pass

Theres meat on it

[somber stream]

Blocked

[marsh iris]

is it the fat anchovies or the small tiny ones

[analog marsh]

I did. It was digusting and a crime in italy.

[marsh iris]

almost sardineous anchovies

[sleek harness]

Come on Licht it's meat

Anything that is meat is good

[jaunty path]

Ketchup on pizza

[little marten]

I made homemade pizza last night

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys I’m making a little diorama

[little marten]

Mushrooms, jalepenos, chicken, and pancetta

[gloomy tartan]

What’s a good color for a shipping container

I was thinking grey

[timber elk]

PINK

[wet swift]

idk man i have tried sour pineapple tomato sauce with chicken and corn on spaghetti and it was great actually and since then i have been more willing to try pineapple on foods

[timber elk]

PINK SHIPPING CONTAINER

[sleek harness]

I think green

[little marten]

It was fucking disgusting tbh the base mix was so gross

[gloomy tartan]

Wouldn’t pink make blood blend in?

[timber elk]

SO IT SHOWS ITS A PINK HOROR CONTAINER

[sleek harness]

I think green

Green is fun

[gloomy tartan]

I was thinking green or blue but I thought I might add plants and water and rust and blood etc

[sleek harness]

Yes

Green

[gloomy tartan]

Not sure ya know

[gloomy tartan]

Like I was like ooo red

But then blood doesn’t show

[sleek harness]

Most of us made the vote for green

[gloomy tartan]

Rust it usually orange

[sleek harness]

If you can't see

[gloomy tartan]

So like no brown colors

[marsh iris]

slice of bread, ketchup for base, hotdog slices as peperoni and slice of kraft cheese, tadaaaah pizza!

[gloomy tartan]

Pink is funny tho Ngl lol

I was thinking a dark green yeah Skaven

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[marsh iris]

and dang i havent had grilled cheese sandwich for a long time

[sleek harness]

That's perfect

[timber elk]

I was just thinking of pink horrors is all

[gloomy tartan]

lol horrors

[timber elk]

Don’t know why but you would think pink and blue horrors would be in space marine 2

[sleek harness]

Pink represents slaaneshi

[timber elk]

No

[gloomy tartan]

I was gunna get them to make little post apocalyptic like set up

[marsh iris]

pink for love

[sleek harness]

You don't want your shipping container representing slaaneshi, do you?

[gloomy tartan]

Containers as homes

[sleek harness]

Dark green is better

[timber elk]

Tzeentch

[gloomy tartan]

Have a nice truck to Cary them

Little doods

[sleek harness]

Tzeentch is blue

Dumb dumb

[timber elk]

And pink

[sleek harness]

No

[marsh iris]

shipping container as home under a noon sun

[gloomy tartan]

Some nice off road hot wheels lol

[somber stream]

I want to consume a whole Charcuterie board on mine own

[timber elk]

Pink horrors are a tzeentch thing

Look

It

Up

Rat boi

[sleek harness]

It's purple

[timber elk]

No such thing

[cobalt lichen]

[sleek harness]

Can't believe you thought pink is purple

[gloomy tartan]

I allways wonder how ppl live in shipping containers in like fallout etc

[gloomy tartan]

I assume they get hot lmao

[timber elk]

It is literally in the pink

[sleek harness]

Purple

[marsh iris]

oh slaanesh owns pink now? what are they going to do if we use pink? file a lawsuit?

[gloomy tartan]

They just have some kinda air conditioner or something

[timber elk]

Law and order: chaos edition

[sleek harness]

No they will officially own the shipping container

[gloomy tartan]

I guess

Lmao if I had little Warhammer minis I would make a Warhammer diorama

Future build

[timber elk]

You know

I wonder what corpse starch taste like

Probably like paper

[gloomy tartan]

I hear starch

So

Soemthing like rice

[sleek harness]

It taste wonderfully

[gloomy tartan]

Or potato’s

[sleek harness]

I am quite knowledged on the taste of blood

[gloomy tartan]

I wouel shape my corpse starch into French fries

Deep fry it

[timber elk]

Oh

[sleek harness]

Human meat can't be any different

Right?

[timber elk]

Someone said it tastes like canned tuna but worse

[gloomy tartan]

We also get rashuns

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[gloomy tartan]

Remember

[sleek harness]

Wonderfully

[gloomy tartan]

Rashuns event

[timber elk]

So like. Those fish cans from Sweden that smell really bad- OH MY GOD IT MAKES SENSE NOW

[sleek harness]

Didn't we fucked up Atoma by giving everyone infected rations

[timber elk]

yeah

Even though IT WAS NURGLE TAINTED

[sleek harness]

It was just implied

[timber elk]

Still wouldn’t give it a chance

[twin flower]

a lil spice hurt nobody

[timber elk]

sees he’s growing a pus sack under his neck

[gloomy tartan]

Did we ?

[timber elk]

[sleek harness]

Who they that the heretics licked each of the rations before closing it

[marsh iris]

a gift of umami

[sleek harness]

We did

[twin flower]

nurgami

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

Ima be real

[sleek harness]

We literally made a large amount of hive citizens go insane and join the heretics

[gloomy tartan]

I misunderstood the event

I thought it was like

Oh there’s rashuns

Want them

[timber elk]

Like everyone was destroying it at first than we just started taking it again

[gloomy tartan]

Or burn them

I didn’t know they were destroyed

I mean infected

Lmfao

[sleek harness]

Chris what the fuck

[gloomy tartan]

No one told me

I was not informed

[timber elk]

Imperial propaganda working as intended.

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t blame me

I’m but one man

[timber elk]

None the wiser

[sleek harness]

It was literally told multiple times we were giving them away

[jaunty path]

Chris

[twin flower]

Heretics fault

clearly

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

Heretics

[jaunty path]

How many tech remnants r we at now

[gloomy tartan]

Uh

I haven’t been doing expeds a lot

[timber elk]

Ummmm let’s see does math and taxes 2

[gloomy tartan]

How do I check

[timber elk]

We are at 2

[jaunty path]

The expeditions board

[twin flower]

Lamb with the quick maths

[gloomy tartan]

1 sec

I have 4636

[timber elk]

I don’t know I care care about the mode anymore

[gloomy tartan]

Like I said not a lot

Lmao

Ima quick match some rn

[jaunty path]

Nono i mean the major order

Nononon waaajt

Waaittt noo

[timber elk]

We have a major order?

[gloomy tartan]

What

[fallen tree]

i just unlocked all points and then stopped expeditions rip

[gloomy tartan]

Major order

[twin flower]

is there a new event or something

[gloomy tartan]

?

[jaunty path]

Show the new node

[timber elk]

HELLDIVERS WHAT IS YOUR DUTY🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[jaunty path]

The one we need 200 mil for

I wanna see the prog of that one

[gloomy tartan]

Theta

?

[twin flower]

DEATH IS MY DU- wait a minute

[gloomy tartan]

Ohhhh

Oh

[jaunty path]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Uhhh

Fuck twin

Gang

This a lot

[timber elk]

heha

[gloomy tartan]

To type

[timber elk]

Got ya

[gloomy tartan]

Oh god

Ok

Hold on

I hav a

[jaunty path]

Just say the number you don't need to give the whole thing

[gloomy tartan]

104530485

[jaunty path]

Oh

[gloomy tartan]

I HAD TO NAKE SURE I TYPEE IT RIGHT

OK FUCK

IT WAS ALOT

NIMBERS

I HAD TO SWIONT

[timber elk]

spazes out

[gloomy tartan]

SAUINT

SWUIJT

[twin flower]

math aint mathing

[gloomy tartan]

SQUINT

[jaunty path]

We're half way don't worry

[twin flower]

whats the major order about

[timber elk]

The numbers are calculating to the scientific method we have theoretically used for this expedition

[gloomy tartan]

104530485 is how many I have missus

Out of 200000000

[twin flower]

the numbers mason!

[gloomy tartan]

Or whatever the fuck

[timber elk]

WHAT DO THEY MEAN

[twin flower]

AUGH

[gloomy tartan]

Grid point theta

More like grind point theta

[jaunty path]

200 million to unlock the new node. In other words. Its most likely complete dogshit. If they need to reset our grid progress like a bunch of cheap scapes

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

It’s night

Lighting storms

And dogs

[jaunty path]

And blight

[gloomy tartan]

Oh blight also

[jaunty path]

Wow so exciting

[gloomy tartan]

Think is

[fallen tree]

wait they reset the board and node unlocks? eughh

[gloomy tartan]

If you quick match

You can do nodes you don’t have

By joining others

[twin flower]

last updoot they did yeah

[gloomy tartan]

🧠

[swift eagle]

Best way to LFG for Xbox???

[jaunty path]

I can't help but think of them as like

[twin flower]

isnt DT cross platform

[gloomy tartan]

Ok ima do a expedition now twin gang fam compadre piss goblin

[jaunty path]

They're just so goddamn low

[gloomy tartan]

For cadia

[twin flower]

I'd just check out LFG's

[jaunty path]

Hav fun

[gloomy tartan]

For quick match

Wait bro ima show you my bolter skin

[jaunty path]

Reset our progress so we play more

[gloomy tartan]

It fucks so hard

[fallen tree]

i thoguht we'd get a 2nd board

but whatever

[jaunty path]

No. They know this mode is dead as fuck

[timber elk]

has major whiplash WHAT

[jaunty path]

If anything they gave it life span by a week

[timber elk]

Also

[twin flower]

lmao

[timber elk]

I don’t like the rogue trader outfits

Especially the Orgyn

[twin flower]

whats wrong with it

[timber elk]

Sleepy time hat

ZZZZZZZzzzz

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

Im expecting this major order to be done by today or tomorrow

[twin flower]

for the beddy byes

[jaunty path]

And then

The node will be avaliable

And it will be absolutely

Mid.

[timber elk]

Also it doesn’t make sense for us to be rogue traders wearing the outfit

Plus they are also characters

Why the fuck are they apart of a inquisitors warband

[twin flower]

add a new plasma mk that shoots like the one in Rogue Trader

they are?

[timber elk]

Yes

All the outfits have lore and are actual characters

[twin flower]

like all of them?

[timber elk]

They aren’t rejects

[twin flower]

I thougt some RT's would just be rich enough to just do their own thing

[timber elk]

They are actually characters being brought on board and joining the warband

[timber elk]

All rogue traders have a document that states they are recognized rogue traders

Hell some of them were signed by the emperor himself

[twin flower]

the uhh warranty of trade or something iirc

[timber elk]

Yeah

And the rogue trader outfits are actual characters in darktide lore

So my question is

Why

[outer helm]

Idk

They look neat

[timber elk]

Orgyn be like: ZZZZzzz

[twin flower]

maybe they broke

or they trade with the ship for stuff

[jaunty path]

This game has a tangible story?

[gloomy tartan]

My Las fun has a eagle on it

[timber elk]

Unfortunately yes

[gloomy tartan]

So I’m kind of a big deal

👓

[timber elk]

But it only explains the characters lore from the shop

Like where they come from or why they are here or some other nonsense

[gloomy tartan]

I thought the lore was that people want Rinda Karnak to come back cuz they are heretic filth

Oh and Zola misses her brother wolfer

[twin flower]

some of the cosmetics have a story yeah

[jaunty path]

Lore locked behind shop rotation

[gloomy tartan]

And or wants to kill him

[outer helm]

Next time im gotta double tab her

[jaunty path]

[outer helm]

With 3 frak grenades

[gloomy tartan]

Zola wants to fist fight wolfer

[outer helm]

And 1000 full of las gun ammunition

[gloomy tartan]

Honestly I’d watch that ufc event

Zola bob and weaves to give wolfer a 10 piece combo no drink with Popeyes biscuits to the chin

Dempsey rolls

[twin flower]

isnt Wolfer technically his big brother she was looking for

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[twin flower]

ofc she doesnt know it yet

[gloomy tartan]

She wanted to Forsure know it was her brother

She wants confirmation

[twin flower]

Dempsey roll havent heard that in awhile

[gloomy tartan]

Some closure on what happened to her brother

I assume when she finds out she’ll want to put him down

[rose pine]

My ogryn is going to eat Wolfer before Zola gets to ‘em

[gloomy tartan]

So he can “rest”

[gloomy tartan]

Cutscene where Zola does a RKO to wolfer

[outer helm]

Zola suplex Wolfer

Then RKO him

[gloomy tartan]

Zola beating wolfer like Omni man beating invincible

[outer helm]

After that comes the chair

[gloomy tartan]

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO WOLFER

[twin flower]

lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Then Rannick puts on his sunglasses

[twin flower]

last ep next week, time so fuckin fast

[gloomy tartan]

Guess wolfer won’t be howling anymore

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[twin flower]

if Rannick even does one liners

[outer helm]

Suddenly, genestealer cult in tertium

[gloomy tartan]

No he does

But like

For himself

When he’s alone

I assume I mean

[twin flower]

does he? I havent heard any

Oh lmao

[gloomy tartan]

He probaly has sound proofing

[twin flower]

funnily enough people mentioned the sister hive of tertium has genestealers on it

[gloomy tartan]

Bruh he probaly has a JBL speaker blasting fetty wap while he sits in the pose that the dad from evangelion sits all nefarious and shit plotting his next move for his next devious lick he’s about to pull off

[twin flower]

could be another plotpoint dt is heading towards lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine we beat nurgle just for gene stealers

And then suddenly the Meta is ranged instead of melee

[twin flower]

turned DT into a tactical shooter

[gloomy tartan]

April fools

That would be fucked if it became a horror shooter

[twin flower]

Hmm, might be interesting

bring back grim dark

[outer helm]

Can't believe that we are scaring them

Im just a silly reject

[gloomy tartan]

I have a leather jacket

[outer helm]

Leon Kennedy like finisher

[gloomy tartan]

Made from the finest scav Leather

Scav crawler

Whatever the fuck that is

[outer helm]

My boots are maked from Trappers

[gloomy tartan]

I’m assuming it was native to cadia

It’s from the cadian 802nd armor

Tankers commanders battle gear

[twin flower]

vintage from cadia herself

[gloomy tartan]

A jacket made from the finest scav-crawler leather. Keeps the wind out but smells terrible if it gets wet

[outer helm]

Pocket sand from Cadia quality

[gloomy tartan]

Fit looks tough

My cybernetic feet go clank clanker clank

It sounds funny

[outer helm]

Stop making clankers noises

[twin flower]

put booze innit like barbossa from pirates of the caribean

[gloomy tartan]

Me epsilon level limb augmentics go clank tho

They’re green too

[outer helm]

Rum

[gloomy tartan]

I painted them green

[outer helm]

I like rum

[gloomy tartan]

I also like rum

[twin flower]

space rum

[outer helm]

Rum is good

[gloomy tartan]

Space rum

My god

[outer helm]

Dont say it again

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine the vintages

[ripe tangle]

six

[outer helm]

Or those space wolves are coming

[gloomy tartan]

Lucia

[ripe tangle]

yes Chris?

[twin flower]

seven

[gloomy tartan]

We weren’t drinking space rum

[outer helm]

Prepare to die

[twin flower]

nuh uh

[gloomy tartan]

Bruh immediately got Swiss cheesed

[ripe tangle]

what were you drinking?

[twin flower]

they had the same reaction too

[gloomy tartan]

Nothing

[outer helm]

Space cola

[gloomy tartan]

Mac hide the spaxe rum

[ripe tangle]

okay

[twin flower]

chugs it

[gloomy tartan]

Fuckint RUN

[ripe tangle]

I should drink more water

[gloomy tartan]

We all should

Water is good

Horchata is basically water

🇲🇽

[twin flower]

water.. yes

[outer helm]

Water is nice if not nurgle infected

[gloomy tartan]

Cadimexcan

Guadalajara cadia

💃

[ripe tangle]

I don’t like to admit it, but I’m actually a lightweight in regards to alcohol consumption.

[gloomy tartan]

Then you save money

🧠

[ripe tangle]

I get drunk rather easily

[outer helm]

I never drank

I never smoke

[gloomy tartan]

You can just have a sip and vibe

[outer helm]

I only waste my money on card games

And im sure Chris is cheating on them

[gloomy tartan]

In card games?

I never played much

I tried

Yugioh

[twin flower]

hiding the cards in his fake leg

[gloomy tartan]

Pokémon

Oh piece

Poker

Yeah

[outer helm]

Dude got 3x full house in a row

[gloomy tartan]

I can play cards good

[outer helm]

Thats not possible

He is cheating!

[twin flower]

he's got a deck tucked under there somewhere

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah no I’ll beat you ass in crazy 8

What do you think we cadians do when we aren’t fighting or making Cadians

We gamble with ammo and explosives

Oops you lose now I get to do guard duty!

[outer helm]

And talking about Cadia Shows a rock

[ripe tangle]

is it weird or old timey to smoke from a Kiseru?

[twin flower]

wassat

[ripe tangle]

or does that give off head Geisha vibes?

[gloomy tartan]

Check veteran chat

I have a response there

[somber stream]

Cancer x5

[gloomy tartan]

That’s fuckint based

[outer helm]

Perfect

[gloomy tartan]

It’s cooler than a French cigarette stick thing

I think I know what your talking about

[ripe tangle]

Good, I want the cancer, I wanna die damnit!

[twin flower]

we only have lame smoking pipes

[gloomy tartan]

The like eastern one

[twin flower]

well

[gloomy tartan]

Fancy smoking like

Bruh

WHY DID WE STOP

WHY DID WE DECIDE

[twin flower]

stop waht

[somber stream]

All in good time, just not any time soon

[gloomy tartan]

OH OUR DRIP TOO SWAG

we too tuff

No more cool giant pipes

No more top hats

[ripe tangle]

every time the Reaper comes for me I kick his ass, he’s scared of me yaknow

[gloomy tartan]

We used to just be out here tuff 24/7

[ripe tangle]

this is why I’m immortal as fuck.

actually, the immortality is from something else… but we don’t talk about that!

[outer helm]

Tzeentch trolling

[gloomy tartan]

Reaper calls you like a drunk ex at 3am “ Can-c-can I …can I come Ofer….hey….hey?”

hangs up

[somber stream]

Let's go eat crab together, my treat

[gloomy tartan]

I ain’t got time to bleed

[somber stream]

Extra garlic sauce

[delicate vapor]

hmmm

[outer helm]

Garlic sauce

[gloomy tartan]

Even thoufh I like easily bleed

I have very fair skin

Yo can you kill Dracula with garlic bread

[somber stream]

E x t r a G a r l ic S a u c e

[gloomy tartan]

Like is garlic bread enough

I know they don’t like garlic but it doesn’t kill them right ?

Could you slap Dracula like with two pieces of garlic to subdue him tho

[somber stream]

Garlic minigun

[outer helm]

[gloomy tartan]

I really want garlic bread now

But I don’t want to get out of bed and wake up my dog

Or make garlic bread

[ripe tangle]

Crab sounds lovely but let’s skp the garlic sauce please

[somber stream]

This has been a sign from your local spiritual guidance, thank you for tunning in

[gloomy tartan]

[ripe tangle]

you know I won’t eat garlic…

[somber stream]

Very well

[gloomy tartan]

Wait I have choclate

I can eat that

But should I

Choclate quest is go

[ripe tangle]

do you like Potatoes?

correction, do you like Sweet Potatoes?

[gloomy tartan]

Yes

No?

What’s the best way to have those

[twin flower]

i like all potatoes

[gloomy tartan]

So I can try enjoying them

Sweet potato fries was odd

Like I’m not against giving sweet potat another try

Just more of a fan of a good Idaho

Nice ruset

[twin flower]

we used to bake them by covering them over like hot coal ashes and they'd end up soft after awhile

peel away the skin and go at it

[somber stream]

Sweet potato turn you into a human fart bomb

[gloomy tartan]

Bro I’m going to eat so damn much in the morning

[somber stream]

Best served with honey

[gloomy tartan]

Huh

[ripe tangle]

wait

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I’ll have to try it again not much of a sweet potat guy

[ripe tangle]

I actually just roast Sweet Potatoes whole and eat then on their own…

they don’t need a dressing

[twin flower]

i mean i dont dress them either

nothing wrong adding stuff on it ig

[gloomy tartan]

Roasted is important huh

I’ll Remmeber that

[somber stream]

Indeed

[gloomy tartan]

Try roasted ones

[somber stream]

Spice things up, brighten the day

[gloomy tartan]

I mean when it’s like day time

[somber stream]

Do mind your sugar consumption

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah sweets are a low for me

I enjoy but don’t crave often

Too much crash me

I can enjoy a good ammount but it’s not often

Peanut butter is awesome

[somber stream]

I turn manic after my 3rd cup of coffee

I have to force shutdown my phone else i'll go crazy

[little marten]

Go decaf

It’s time brother

[somber stream]

I work 2 jobs

The caffeine keep me going, brother

One day, maybe

[little marten]

Why

Are you loaded?

[somber stream]

Comfortable enough, but i wish to quit for a year or two to focus solely on drawing

[little marten]

Ok based

That’s a disgusting reminder that I work half a job because I’m supposed to be finishing my writing

And yet

I’m not

[somber stream]

Let us embark on this journey together

[little marten]

Togethhaahhh

[somber stream]

Togetthaaaaaaahhhhh

🐍

Though

Even the stars cannot walk straight across the sky; why then should we?

Do things on your own pace, just don't forget the goal

[delicate vapor]

s

time to reinstall mk11

[amber delta]

lets play mk ultra

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[brazen pelican]

That's probably because stars can't walk. ☝️ 🤓

[delicate vapor]

patrick starpants

[somber stream]

Place an opened can of Surströmming in your bedroom

[brazen pelican]

Showers you in the liquid.

[delicate vapor]

😱

Surströmming

RUN

[brazen pelican]

🐟 💀

[delicate vapor]

rotten flesh with sewage water in a can

[rose pine]

Least it ain’t the Norwegian poisoness shark that’s been in the dirt for 8 months

[brazen pelican]

That's Icelandic.

[rose pine]

Norway, Iceland, Sweden
Potato tomato