general-chat

[hazy kestrel]

What’s next? An imperial Warship named “The Litany of Litany’s Litany?”

Smh.

[languid hazel]

That’s what I’m actively attempting to do!!! :3

[hazy kestrel]

Uh. Are you alright?

[languid hazel]

Weff!!! :3

[hazy kestrel]

That’s not reassuring

[narrow mortar]

I think your reading a little too far into this

[hazy kestrel]

Probably

[limpid vigil]

I have a devastating response but it would be cruel. You won

[thick coyote]

Considering that's pretty much symbolic
I'd say yeah they're fine

[elder merlin]

Is anyone try alright?

[thick coyote]

I'm always alright

[elder merlin]

Especially in this day and age, hell, any age?

[thick coyote]

But that's just me

[hazy kestrel]

Depends on the day tbh

[languid hazel]

-# ||I’m not okay and I’m using weed to disassociate from reality and be a dog online :3||

[thick coyote]

You know

[languid hazel]

:3

[thick coyote]

However

[narrow mortar]

Wait

[elder merlin]

I finally got around to ordering those edibles

[narrow mortar]

Is that Blahaj

[limpid vigil]

You can be my puppy irl - wait what?

[thick coyote]

The Offsprings did predict that The Kid Aren't Alright

[narrow mortar]

I’m picking mine up today from fed-x

The Warhammer to transfem pipeline is real. Claimed another victim 😢🙏

Sigh

[limpid vigil]

The femmeperor of womankind

[thick coyote]

What was the saying again

[languid hazel]

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only blåhaj :3

[thick coyote]

Joining Warhammer either gives you a surge of testosterone or a surge of progesterone

Or something along those lines

[elder merlin]

Our lord and savior

[narrow mortar]

OUR. 😤👍

[languid hazel]

Did you do it through the referral code?

[elder merlin]

Hmmmmm

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know why you all worship the funny shark, but I’m also too afraid to ask.

It’s good that you like things though. :)

[elder merlin]

I dont even remember the code

[languid hazel]

Lmfao

[narrow mortar]

Sigh gotta wait a whole year for prog sigh

[languid hazel]

All good

[copper olive]

What's the most efficient rarity to get masteries on weapons?

[hazy kestrel]

Green

[narrow mortar]

Can we just steal a tithe ship atp?

[copper olive]

Why green if I may ask

[languid hazel]

I can’t help with Prog but I might be able to help with estrogen :3

[hazy kestrel]

Upgrade around 36 greys to greens and you’re good to go

[elder merlin]

Do i have to use it for you to get the percent off? Thought just claiming it was fine

[languid hazel]

I think so

[hazy kestrel]

You don’t get notable extra exp from higher rarities.

[elder merlin]

Hmmmm

[hazy kestrel]

Just a waste of upgrade mats at that point

[dire kayak]

at least you get to disassociate

[narrow mortar]

Y’all don’t just do that?

[hazy kestrel]

I used to when I couldn’t cope with my secondary traumatic stress, but that was years ago.

You get over it after a while

[worn quail]

Learning how to manually disassoiate was one of the best things I've ever learned

[hazy kestrel]

Also, just read philosophy, you don’t need any edibles that mess with your brain’s wiring

[grand terrace]

compare toxin dmg on bosses to soulblaze

[worn quail]

You can do it tooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

[hazy kestrel]

Just read

[grand terrace]

soulblaze is super weak

[worn quail]

[thick coyote]

Emphasis on second best dots in the game

Toxin is number 1 dawg

I already know

[hazy kestrel]

Why not actually work to permanently better your state of mind instead of using edibles as a coping mechanism?

I don’t understand. :(

[thick coyote]

[grand terrace]

and why not at the same spot as toxin

[fallen tree]

just go thru severance, once youre on discord you're a different person

[thick coyote]

Because toxin is premium

[languid hazel]

Because I have no other options aside from self reflection

[grand terrace]

so darktide is p2w

[thick coyote]

You paid extra 12 bucks for it

Yeah

[grand terrace]

so lame

[languid hazel]

Lmfao

[worn quail]

Hey you wanna mow my lawn

[grand terrace]

and agree

[worn quail]

I'll give ya $12

[hazy kestrel]

You can read philosophy and become a changed person with a better mindset / self compassion

[grand terrace]

post address

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t need all these fancy schmancy things pal

[thick coyote]

It's actually crazy though
That the purge in holy fire universe has fire as third best dot

[hazy kestrel]

They fuck up your brain anyway

[grand terrace]

if fatshark is ethical then they would buff psyker

[thick coyote]

When only flamer is a reliable source for it

[grand terrace]

and ogryn can tank overhead but not psyker

[thick coyote]

Fatshark isn't ethical

That's why psyker is number 1 class

[languid hazel]

Lmao

[thick coyote]

Ignore 80% of the game mechanics

Deals psykerillion damage

[grand terrace]

except for on bosses...

and doesnt ignore overhead

and doesnt ignore traps and dogs

[thick coyote]

You can deal 14000 damage to bosses with a single FGS hit

You can survive overheads

[grand terrace]

im not saying give it godmode or instakill dmg but just a little buff so its as strong as scum

[gloomy tartan]

Yo there’s a wolf who escaped a zoo

[languid hazel]

The bait is so obvious just look at the pfp lol

[gloomy tartan]

Burrowed out under a fence

[thick coyote]

You just don't build your Psyker right dawg

😭

[languid hazel]

My kin, at least free

[gloomy tartan]

The military and fire fighters couldn’t find it

[grand terrace]

so you can survive an overhead on h40

ok

[gloomy tartan]

The wolf it still at large

[grand terrace]

thats what you are saying

when a crusher is overheading you, you just stand there and take it

[thick coyote]

No no no what I'm saying

Don't put words in my mouth

That I will not allow

[languid hazel]

Just dodge 4head

[thick coyote]

[grand terrace]

oh you are talking about malice (what everyone in this chat plays)

[thick coyote]

I said you can survive overheads as psyker
That's true

Not what I saic

[languid hazel]

[gloomy tartan]

I play heresy

[thick coyote]

Which once again

[gloomy tartan]

And havoc

H and H

[languid hazel]

I play Auric but go off lmao

[thick coyote]

I'm not going to allow you to say that

[gloomy tartan]

I like my double H

Aurics is pain

I ain’t that goated yet

[hazy kestrel]

Martyrmaxxing, my beloved

[thick coyote]

And for someone that plays h40
You know only 2 classes can survive h40 overheads

[grand terrace]

anything under havoc 31 does not count as havoc

[thick coyote]

Scum is not it

[gloomy tartan]

Then what is it

[grand terrace]

i didnt say that

[gloomy tartan]

What do I call it

[grand terrace]

not havoc

[thick coyote]

So which way huh

[grand terrace]

brb another h40 starting

[languid hazel]

Bait used to be believable smh my head

[gloomy tartan]

The”not havocs “?

[thick coyote]

Nah he's not a h40 player if he thinks psyker is weaker than scum

[gloomy tartan]

Havok under 40 is party mode

[thick coyote]

Ignore that part of his

[gloomy tartan]

Your purple pink

That means your a higher class citizen than that guy

[languid hazel]

‘E’s just ragebaiting anyways. You can tell by the pfp alone

[gloomy tartan]

So I’ll listen to you king/queen

👑

[fiery wave]

Technically 3? Unless tankgryn nolonger does.

[fallen tree]

ragebait? in my darktide discord?

[gloomy tartan]

When she drop it down on you like a crusher overhead

🔥

[fiery wave]

Arby's die in 3, zealot is until death poofs.

Slabs is inf overheads.

Non-slabs IDK.

[thick fog]

A scum with all health curios can tank crusher overhead on havoc

[gloomy tartan]

Hey saint is you named after like a Warhammer person

[thick coyote]

In fact it might
I haven't tested new dr on dodge

[limpid vigil]

When she has the suck of them dust storms from beyond the hive

[thick coyote]

I know
I'm just having fun with it

[fiery wave]

50% should be more than enough.

[gloomy tartan]

Indiscriminate roaming suck

That’s what your talking about lmao

[fiery wave]

Added on to their other stuff.

[limpid vigil]

When she pounce on you like em poxhounds

[thick coyote]

True
She should focus the zones more

[limpid vigil]

Not to mention the trapper like bondage

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

Did you know

[limpid vigil]

Remember folks - do not confuse tazers for vibrators: i still can't feel my weenis

[gloomy tartan]

CADIAAAAAAAAAAAA

[stoic hollow]

thanks fatshark for yet another memory leak crash.

[languid hazel]

CADIAAAAA!!!

[hazy kestrel]

I see you’re all getting freaky again

[gloomy tartan]

how you talk big

?

[limpid vigil]

Cadia?!!!!!

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[stoic hollow]

#) before a message

[gloomy tartan]

#Cadia?

[limpid vigil]

CADIA || DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YALLS MOUTH||

[stoic hollow]

without the bracket

mb

[gloomy tartan]

I’m stupid

🙁

[hazy kestrel]

YOU FOOL

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t mock me

[stoic hollow]

do a hashtag, then space, then your message

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a loyal soldier

🙁

[hazy kestrel]

-# Oh okay

[mystic fossil]

Chris not a bum

it works

[gloomy tartan]

Chungus

Why

[languid hazel]

# Big text

[gloomy tartan]

We shared wine at that boat

[hazy kestrel]

Why not?

[languid hazel]

-# Little text

[stoic hollow]

^

[gloomy tartan]

CADIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hazy kestrel]

-# :(

[gloomy tartan]

c:

🕳️

Oh shi a hole

[limpid vigil]

Goal

[mystic fossil]

[gloomy tartan]

-# CADIAAA

lol it’s all sneaky

[hazy kestrel]

🫳

💣

🕳️

[languid hazel]

🤯

[gloomy tartan]

Thammer knows holes are only trouble

Daemons come out of holes

The eye of terror?

big evil space hole

[limpid vigil]

💣
⬆️
🕳️

[gloomy tartan]

🎺

[limpid vigil]

Back at ya

[gloomy tartan]

Sorry I just wanted to see what those two looked together

[tight pine]

[hazy kestrel]

💣
⬇️
🕳️

[gloomy tartan]

This some looney toons shit

[tight pine]

💥

[gloomy tartan]

👴

[gloomy tartan]

🦍

Top 10 moments that changed history

[marsh iris]

😭 not harambe

[thick coyote]

Haramball

[fallen tree]

SquadW

[gloomy tartan]

🛩️ 🏢 🏢

🍕 🐀

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[thick coyote]

A second cheese has hit the rat?

[marsh iris]

👉 🥜

[stuck crescent]

Huh?

[gloomy tartan]

👉🕳️

[thick coyote]

Donut County moment

[flat mountain]

Been trying to get the Auric Storm Survivor title for the past few weeks

Mission modifiers to avoid:

• waves of specialist enemies (they WILL spam flamers and poxbusters and there is NOTHING you can do)
• monstrous specialists (agony)
• extra poxbursters
• pox gas

Mission modifiers to seek out

• reduced ability cooldown (fundamentally alters the chemistry of your brain)
• enhanced blitz (always nice to have)

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[thick coyote]

ASS

[gloomy tartan]

Hey krieg hater

[thick coyote]

Auric Storm Survivor

[flat mountain]

I’m going insane

[fallen tree]

never farmed ass, the stars just aligned. just get a decent premade and run it

[gloomy tartan]

Have you considered trying to farm ass

[flat mountain]

Saw a dude wearing all steel legion cosmetics with the name ‘Krieg-Hater’

First thing he says was ‘what’s y’all’s least favorite regiment’

[fallen tree]

[gloomy tartan]

Free range ass or caged ass that’s the first question

[fallen tree]

free range wtf,

[gloomy tartan]

I agree

Ass should roam free

[fallen tree]

you cant cage perfection yknow

[gloomy tartan]

Yet we caged harambe

Rip

[fallen tree]

rip indeed

chat do i eat biryani or double angry whopper with extra jalapenos

[gloomy tartan]

🧑‍🦯‍➡️

Angry

[thick coyote]

Since I'm craving burgers

[gloomy tartan]

Extra jalapeños

[thick coyote]

Don't eat the whopper

[fallen tree]

😩

ill be good then

[gloomy tartan]

Light your ass on fire

Get the flaming hot hate fire devil 100degrees volcano burger

Whatever the fuck whopper

[fallen tree]

jalapenos are good, ive eaten way hotter tho. on the quest to feel

[gloomy tartan]

Nvm listen to the higher class citizen ak

Drop that jalap

[fallen tree]

is that pink-name, pay for higher class, you mean?

[gloomy tartan]

🌶️

Good you dropped the jalap

[thick coyote]

Wow wow wow hey hey hey
Flight reacts.gif

[gloomy tartan]

No but you are though

I mean in power rangers pink ranger had red rangers ass on check

[fallen tree]

we're just filthy red names 😔

[gloomy tartan]

She had that mf gagged

[tight pine]

Hmm… is the maul & Slab shield good?

[gloomy tartan]

We can bully greys

[gloomy tartan]

You can make anythjng good

[fallen tree]

i mean, i try to help if they have a leaf. but ur right, we cant be pushed around like this

[tight pine]

Yay!

[limpid vigil]

Run - i'll hold her off

[gloomy tartan]

Bully the greys like it’s the civil war

We wear blue in this mf

[fallen tree]

im not american so the civil war is just a tale to me

for me, its human or emu

[gloomy tartan]

That one’s funny

[thick coyote]

Yeah but only the heavy attacks

[gloomy tartan]

They resolved it by just giving farmers rifles

[thick coyote]

With the occasional push attack

[gloomy tartan]

It only took thousands of machine gun rounds and months of bad exposure

[fallen tree]

shameful display, losing to birds

[limpid vigil]

For me the rabbit war is worse

[thick coyote]

Slab Shield's good, just 1 dimensional

[gloomy tartan]

Let’s drive a jeep and have a guy shoot from the machine gun while we pull off sick off road jumps

[fallen tree]

rabbit proof fence?

[gloomy tartan]

Like bro is just standing holding the machine gun that’s on the bipod

Bro was just clinging to it as his legs were flying

[limpid vigil]

They failed - jumped over em or dug under

[gloomy tartan]

Why don’t they just use those rat dogs

[fallen tree]

rabbit life

cane toads also bad

[gloomy tartan]

Floridas invasive eastern hyper agressive herpes monkeys bad

[thick coyote]

Dengue Vax upon ye

[gloomy tartan]

Thats just straight up a handgun lmfao

wtf lol

[limpid vigil]

That one guy in the florida everglades

[tight pine]

Is it edible?

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

[fallen tree]

beware the gun of hand. spicy. metallic. ew

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t reccomended eating guns

You ever eat those tiny candy hamburgers

[fallen tree]

not in long time, but eating it layer by layer was fun

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys would you be tolerant of mole men

Not chuds

Mole men

Now they may eat humans if startled and cornered but that’s beside the point

Their different from chuds they’re the mole men

[twin flower]

we should kill them like any other muties

[gloomy tartan]

True

[tight pine]

Ogryn is exception yes?

[somber falcon]

any recommendations for worker threads (amd ryzen, 16 total cores - 8 physical)

[fiery wave]

Physical cores or physical cores + or - 1.

Usually -1.

[somber falcon]

i will give that a try again, since i returned i cant run the game above 60fps in combat, while a year ago it used to be around 90ish, same hardware...

[fiery wave]

Oh, that's just the game, even on Nvidia. AMD got hit way harder.

[somber falcon]

yikes

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Karien

[visual vortex]

The krabby patties?

[fiery wave]

You lose like 5-10% performace every patch and Fatshark refuses to just spend 3 months optimising it so more ppl can play the game.

And no, avg 29 fps is terrible.

[visual vortex]

Papa's freezeria would never

[somber falcon]

imo anything below 120 in a shooter is not acceptable, but thats just wishful thinking

[hazy kestrel]

60 fps is perfectly playable

[somber falcon]

agree to disagree 😄

[languid hazel]

120 fps is something I’m too poor to understand lol

[visual vortex]

No

Made me quit bloodborne

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t know why you all need the fancy schmancy nonsense

[somber falcon]

well you can run this game at 200+ with a strong setup, however thats not what i have haha

[visual vortex]

So i can put more shit on the screen

[hazy kestrel]

I have a decent setup

[fiery wave]

It is, if it's stable 60 and not 7 to 90 fps ping pong.

[visual vortex]

I didnt get a 5060 to get locked on 60 fps

I CRANK THAT SHIT

[hazy kestrel]

Why would you do that to your screen :(

[visual vortex]

MAX graphics

[somber falcon]

but i would expect, if i make everything as low as possible, i would reach atleast 120

[visual vortex]

Because funny

[tight pine]

I use console
my argument is valid

[hazy kestrel]

Stinky screen. :(

[visual vortex]

I broke my old monitor

[fiery wave]

That fps I stated is on below low with .ini tweaks and such.

[somber falcon]

i wouldnt bother playing DT then tbh lol

but if you find a way to enjoy it

[fiery wave]

Friends.

Also throw in 300 avg ping.

[hazy kestrel]

Meh, I don’t notice anything on my end except the occasional rare stutter

Barely ever appears though

[fiery wave]

Cos game needs a monster rig nobody can afford.

[hazy kestrel]

I have a decent rig, nothing fancy

[visual vortex]

I made a pc for darktide

[hazy kestrel]

I only complain when the servers shit themselves again lol

[fiery wave]

Decent depends on country in a way.

[hazy kestrel]

Fair

[fiery wave]

Mostly income related.

[tight pine]

Ah yes, the daily dose of pc users chatting about their specs

[hazy kestrel]

At least we’re not arguing again

[tight pine]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

We ALWAYS argue

[hazy kestrel]

True

[thick coyote]

My PC works and has fans

[hazy kestrel]

Yesterday was funny though

[thick coyote]

And bolts

And nuts

[visual vortex]

What part

[thick coyote]

A glass panel

[visual vortex]

The blood part?

[thick coyote]

[hazy kestrel]

Mallow and Moth and their skill issue takes.

[dire kayak]

that guy who spews anti-psyker propaganda was here earlier

[visual vortex]

oh i dont think i was here

[dire kayak]

i think he works for the ecclesiarchy

[hazy kestrel]

Imagine using Spidey sense and psykernautics if you’re not actually hearing or sight impaired. Holy skill issue.

But that’s just my 2 cents.

[visual vortex]

Imagine sucking at darktide

🙄

[hazy kestrel]

It’s not bait if it’s true

Simple as that :)

[teal token]

E

[tight pine]

Or is it?

[fiery wave]

To be fair, if you had 100% of your 5 senses, any of those mods might be on some level cheats. They compensate for those that don't have even 90% of said senses.

[hazy kestrel]

Oh don’t you start lmfao

[teal token]

Is the black cosmetic Boltgun good?

[dire kayak]

this is offensive to ollpheist he's blind, deaf and has no limbs

[hazy kestrel]

But what I refer to is that plenty of people use them who aren’t impaired at all

[tight pine]

I ain’t

[visual vortex]

Twitch skin

[fiery wave]

Is why they should either just be baseline accessiblity or no go.

[teal token]

No have

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[visual vortex]

Trashp

[shy sandal]

Not buying anything from the slop shop until arbites and hivescum pages get new additions (never)

[visual vortex]

Some of the people that play this game might actually not have any sense

[fiery wave]

Because if they were truly accessiblity, consoles should get it as well since well, deafness doesn't change with the what you play on.

[fallen tree]

see you in the year 40k i guess

[dire kayak]

i met an ogryn called bert and he started the mission by saying in chat "hi bert"

[hazy kestrel]

Exactly

[dire kayak]

he carried us

[visual vortex]

Goober bad confirmed

[hazy kestrel]

The fact that consoles can’t use it thereby makes it an exclusive to one specific group.

The Haves and Have nots, if you will.

Which is no bueno

[fiery wave]

Is bad with crossplay tbh. Is why I understand banning modding for crossplay games.

[fallen tree]

bert op

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[harsh cloak]

Had a match where a bloke looked at my Veteran's name and said: "Only a Dutchie would think of a name like that"
Finally, someone gets it (I ain't really Dutch)

[fallen tree]

🤏 🤠

Duutch

[harsh cloak]

I
Had
A
God
Damn

P L A N ! ! !

[fallen tree]

😠

[grand terrace]

facts:

• psyker does near 0 dmg to bosses & crushers with flamer (their most popular and wide-used weapon)
• gets 1shot by overhead (ogryn doesnt)
• has a built in self-explode if you play the game too much
• has least build variety out of all classes

^^

[harsh cloak]

Jokes aside, his surname is De Reuter, which is basically a fumbled "De Ruyter"

And De Ruyter is a Dutch admiral who walloped the Spanish fleet

[fallen tree]

yeah i just googled, its interesting

[thick coyote]

Wrong
Flamer is a zealot weapon

You larper

Larper alert

🫵

[fallen tree]

🤓 👆 i think you were referring to the inferno staff

[thick coyote]

Nope

He's saying flamer

[fallen tree]

not you

[thick coyote]

And flamer is zealot weapon

Yeah

He's saying flamer

It's written

Right there

[fallen tree]

i can read

[thick coyote]

[grand terrace]

semantics because no counter argument, classic

its a trend around these parts

[thick coyote]

Larper

Classic

Larper

Larper alert

[grand terrace]

say to my face irl and see what happens

[thick coyote]

😳

[somber stream]

:o

[fallen tree]

flexxing monke muscles to assert control

[thick coyote]

Omg he's going to kiss me

Omg omg omg

Aaaaaah

[grand terrace]

lets just say psyker needs buff but i dont

[thick coyote]

Idk seems like you don't know psyker

Don't even know that flamer is zealot exclusive

[somber stream]

Psyker, top 3 OP class in darktide

[grand terrace]

im a true survivor daily h40 player

[somber stream]

The class that everyone hates over how OP they are

[languid hazel]

K

[somber stream]

Needs a buff

[fallen tree]

licht list the top 3 so these two can argue with eachother more

[thick coyote]

And yet you don't know that flamer is zealot exclusive

Smh

[fallen tree]

[thick coyote]

Stop lying man

[grand terrace]

in malice context yea

[thick coyote]

We know you're a larper

[somber stream]

Arbites
Psyker
Scum

Ok buddy

[grand terrace]

malice

[thick coyote]

Larper alert

[grand terrace]

talk to me when u beat h40

pwned

[thick coyote]

Larper alert

[languid hazel]

K

[grand terrace]

owned hard

[fair bridge]

didnt this guy get timed out for admitting to being a russian asset

[thick coyote]

Idk

[fair bridge]

[thick coyote]

[grand terrace]

brb h40 starting

[fallen tree]

spending his time fighting the good fight in darktide discord

[harsh cloak]

EH?!?!

[fallen tree]

[thick coyote]

He's larping again

[fallen tree]

at least he is consistent to character

[fallen tree]

RPing usually fails due to lack of consistency

h40 RPer, damn they're good

[harsh cloak]

Takes a special kind of masochist

[hazy kestrel]

We’re not that insufferable

Only slightly insufferable

[dire kayak]

MALLOWWW!!!!!!!

[fallen tree]

dont lump yourself with them

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[dire kayak]

IVE COME TO STRIKE YOU DOWN MALLOW

[hazy kestrel]

True that

[fair bridge]

omg personman blocked me LMAO

[fair bridge]

whyyyy

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t stand you anymore mallow

You were cool once :(

[fair bridge]

we had ONE disagreement

about something STUPID

[hazy kestrel]

Then you sided with Moth

[fair bridge]

are you TWELVE

[hazy kestrel]

No

[dire kayak]

just kiss already smh

[hazy kestrel]

Okay fine, Maybe I’ll unblock you

[fair bridge]

like it was the most nothing thing to argue about ever lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Moth stays in the shadow realm though

[fair bridge]

grow up brother

[somber stream]

No go on wtf

[somber stream]

The drama

[hazy kestrel]

And yet Moth decided to go ham and call me ableist and you called me a chud lmfao

Rude af

[fallen tree]

blocking people is stupid. why deny yourself of information from the ""enemy""

( i have no stakes here )

[fair bridge]

i mean u were exhibiting chuddish behavior tbf

theres a chart i consult

everyone chuds out every once in a while

[hazy kestrel]

All I said was paraphrasing “If you use these two mods and you’re not legitimately hearing or sight impaired, you have a skill issue.”

[fair bridge]

except me im goated

[hazy kestrel]

Then all hell broke loose with you two lmao

[thick coyote]

Street Fighter (2026 movie) trailer just dropped

It's so good

[hazy kestrel]

That is incredibly pathetic mallow

Imma be honest

[fair bridge]

it was an argument over spidey sense omfg it's such a nothing thing to block over

[fair bridge]

THAT WAS A JOKE

[hazy kestrel]

Why the hell do you have a chud chart

[harsh cloak]

Mouse P.I. For Hire is out today

[hazy kestrel]

It’s hard to tell with you at times

[marsh iris]

lol loserssssss

[hazy kestrel]

You’re very convincing when you go full silly goose

[fallen tree]

i hope its good

[thick coyote]

Oh it finally exists huh
Nice

[fair bridge]

personally i think people can disagree about things and still talk but idk

[copper olive]

Hellooooo general chat

[dire kayak]

persona 6 when

[hazy kestrel]

Okay fine. I guess I’ll unblock you.

[fair bridge]

maybe im just old.......

[hazy kestrel]

You are old. You dinosaur

[thick coyote]

It's like the best 5/10 movie you'll ever watch
It's so fucking cinema

[hazy kestrel]

Fossilmaxxer Mallow

[thick coyote]

October about to be good

[somber stream]

And so the drama ends

😔

[dire kayak]

november is gonna be so peak for me

[copper olive]

Don't worry, I'll say a slur to start it back up

[fallen tree]

dune p3 is the only thing on my list currently. i need to see my space fish boy

[marsh iris]

old huh...

[somber stream]

I'm interested

[hazy kestrel]

Also, I only blocked you because I assumed this was a Mutual thing lmao. Moth already lost their marbles and blocked me from the top of their high horse.

[harsh cloak]

I'm curious how it'll turn out

[dire kayak]

there's gonna be a dune part 3?

[harsh cloak]

Aye

[dire kayak]

oh peak

[fallen tree]

me too. mixing two books into one and leaving it open? its gonne be interesting for sure

[dire kayak]

watching it

[harsh cloak]

Unequivocally

[fallen tree]

yes it mixes messiah and childrens of dune books

[somber stream]

Atreideez

[fallen tree]

robert pattinson better kill it, or else\

😠

[thick coyote]

I think Spaceballs is also getting a second movie soon

[marsh iris]

robert pattyson as sand

[hazy kestrel]

I hate sand

:(

[thick coyote]

He'd low-key pull that off too

[fallen tree]

the trailer released today, or at least recently? i scrolled past it earlier, i cant believe they're making a 2nd

i didnt know, but the first was so good

[harsh cloak]

I heard

[marsh iris]

I HAVE A SAND WITH YOUR NAME WRITTEN ON IT

[twin flower]

Spaceballs?

[fallen tree]

star wars parody from long ago

[somber stream]

"We ain't finding shit"

[twin flower]

1987 holy

[harsh cloak]

"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes"

[thick coyote]

Spaceballs: the new one

April 2027

[fallen tree]

may the Schwartz be with you

[somber stream]

"Major, Asshole, sir"

[marsh iris]

"PLAID SPEED"

[harsh cloak]

"Boops, beeps, bleeps and sweeps"

[thick coyote]

"It's just like the old one, but it's newer"

[somber stream]

The humour in the sequel will feel forced

Just so you know

[fallen tree]

probably

as i imagine the scrubs reboot is like

wont feel as good

[dire kayak]

gonna be you when i find you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[tawdry edge]

You will NEVER find me

[fallen tree]

i just finished severance s2 today, dunno what to watch now

[bronze wren]

The humor in the old one felt forced already

wait its not old one, first one*

[fallen tree]

big sad

[thick coyote]

The best 5/10 movie you'll ever watch
It's going to be so peak

[somber stream]

I'll wait for torrent

Avatar 3 was so ass

[fallen tree]

cinemahd.is

[somber stream]

ext.to

[fallen tree]

looking

oh its just torrent site

i just stream, ill usually download if i know im gonna rewatch

[harsh cloak]

Will I find Penitence there?

[fallen tree]

you should search, ive found everything i wanted to watch there

i was gonna watch madmen next, but it just seems like a period piece drama. ive heard its good tho

[harsh cloak]

It did not

[hazy kestrel]

I have to drag out 4 simple assignments over 5 hours. :(

[somber stream]

Watched true detective yet? Stuff is goood

[hazy kestrel]

This is gonna be painful

[fallen tree]

yeah i tried looking too.. its definitely not perfect. in this case id look for a torrent but thats just me so

[fallen tree]

no i havent actually, i have also heard from my family that is also great

[somber stream]

Only the first season

[fallen tree]

oh rly

ill check it out regardless

[harsh cloak]

I swear on my grandfather's blood, I am NOT paying ten karking quid for a subscription

[somber stream]

Yeah but they're separate pairs of detectives so watch anyway

[fallen tree]

ok i will thanks

you know what i really want a new season of tho, is mind hunter

[little marten]

Hello

All

😈

[fallen tree]

meowdy

[somber stream]

Sup N man

[hazy kestrel]

Hello

[little marten]

It’s my 5 year anniversary and I’m heading home for romcom plans but I accidentally had too many post work drinks

[somber stream]

Severance is also really good

[little marten]

How can I rapidly sober up

[hazy kestrel]

Coffee

[somber stream]

Lemonade

Vomit and pray

[hazy kestrel]

Almonds

[fallen tree]

yep, cant wait for s3 😩

[hazy kestrel]

Or something

[little marten]

I’m not vomit bad

[hazy kestrel]

Eat a lot

[fallen tree]

tequila

[little marten]

But slight slurring bad

[hazy kestrel]

Soak up the alcohol

[little marten]

🫡

[fallen tree]

puke it up, then water

post alco clarity

[little marten]

It’s not a pukable amount

Like just over tipsy y’know

[hazy kestrel]

Not with that attitude

[somber stream]

"Lawd, if you help me through this one time, no moar, i sweah"

[hazy kestrel]

[little marten]

Lmao I don’t really drink much to make that oath

[harsh cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-jack-sparrow-rum-drink-drinking-gif-10882046

[somber stream]

All sunshine and rainbow then

[hazy kestrel]

I’ll drink to that (I don’t drink)

[fallen tree]

if im drunk in a sober setting, i just focus on my stance so im not swaying, and also saying anything i can to let the other person lead the conversation

being a reactive listener is op

[little marten]

Don’t bother it’s alright but not worth the next day

Just take drugs or sommin

[hazy kestrel]

No thanks

:(

[somber stream]

I'm the best singer when i'm drunk

[little marten]

SQUARE

[somber stream]

My neighbor disagrees but fuck'em

[fallen tree]

isnt everyone

[hazy kestrel]

I prefer the term: Boring as watching paint dry

:(

[little marten]

I’ve never been drunk enough to think I’m the best singer lmao

[little marten]

You’re not boring you’re nuanced

[hazy kestrel]

Elaborate, drunk philosopher

[fallen tree]

its just confidence, karaoke and drinks are good combos

[little marten]

You don’t need mortal vice to be you

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[somber stream]

I get drunk on beer so very easily. Not as much with Liqueur though, for some reason

[little marten]

I drink because it makes me a self perceived funner version of myself

[fallen tree]

beer usually fucks me because i forget how much i had

i have to avoid red wine at all costs, its the only real hangover drink for me

[south valve]

I've tried mead

mead was good

honey in it

[somber stream]

Get some lemonade, and a shower nurgle

[fallen tree]

ive only had homebrew mead, but it was nice

[somber stream]

Come clean, smooth the process

[slate skiff]

https://imgur.com/a/B24Kvkc 900 achilles for what?

[harsh cloak]

Luv me some Carpathian mead

[thick coyote]

Purity seal

[fallen tree]

i cant look at imgur with adblock now? what the fuck is going on in the world anymore

[somber stream]

Ad block + VPN works wonder

[fallen tree]

i still need to get a vpn 😔

[somber stream]

Proton

[crystal osprey]

Force greatsword

Force greatsword vs 6 ton hydrogen bomb

Who wins

[languid hazel]

Force greatsword

[crystal osprey]

Is there anything more op than a fgs

[fallen tree]

two fgs

[languid hazel]

TWO force greatswords :3

[lethal solstice]

Psyker

[fallen tree]

you dont wanna know whats better than 2 fgs...

[crystal osprey]

How yall dual wielding

[dire kayak]

oouggghhh

[cosmic burrow]

Hive scum

[bronze wren]

Get a bowl, fill it with icewater (and I mean icewater, not room or fridge temperature) Stick your Face in it for a few good seconds
Not a guarantee but it might help

[fallen tree]

my guiding moonlight...

[south valve]

Ah.. you were at my side all along..

[fallen tree]

hope bloodborne movie isnt shit

[cosmic burrow]

,,klin klinem wybijaj,,

[hazy kestrel]

I like your funny words, Celtic Man

[cosmic burrow]

Im not celtic

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[south valve]

This might be an unpopular opinion, but I don't have high hopes

[fallen tree]

polish iirc

[cosmic burrow]

Pfp aint even me

[fallen tree]

i dont see how they can condense so much into 1hr 30 mins or so of movie

i agree

[dire kayak]

i ate my proctor-exactant

[hazy kestrel]

I like your funny words, Polish Man

[dire kayak]

how do people figure out the archetype names i wonder

[cosmic burrow]

Use google translate

[south valve]

Also like Markiplier had practice with movie making type stuff before Iron Lung

[hazy kestrel]

Nah

[south valve]

I don't think Jacksepticeye has had any?

[harsh cloak]

I understood that

[south valve]

I'm probably spelling that wrong

[cosmic burrow]

Understandable

[crystal osprey]

What’s give scum got that destroys carapace

[fallen tree]

i havent seen it. idk about jack, i think i might have read he has some producer work but i might be wrong

[cosmic burrow]

Rocket launchet

[languid hazel]

Crowbar. Cleaver

[south valve]

UNMASTERED GLUTTONY. MANDATED EDICT: NO BLUEBERRIES FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

[crystal osprey]

why I ain’t ever see mfs run crowbar

[drowsy lynx]

Shiv push attack heavy follow up

[harsh cloak]

Crowbar
Bonesaw
Needle Pistol

[south valve]

I thought Iron Lung was pretty good

[fallen tree]

regardless, it should be bloodborne adjacent, rather than trying to tell the story of the hunter we play

[cosmic burrow]

Mk1 shivs in general

[thick coyote]

Mid tier weapon

[somber stream]

I'm really curious about Helldivers movie. 8/10 leaning on it being cringe af to watch

[thick coyote]

Then you have shivs

[cosmic burrow]

@crystal osprey also #hivescum-class

[south valve]

but it was also like one set with a very short story, meanwhile bloodborne is MASSIVE

[thick coyote]

High tier weapon

[south valve]

Agreed

[thick coyote]

But none of that matters

[crystal osprey]

what’s it good at

[thick coyote]

Because you also have Rashad

[dire kayak]

NO PLEASE IM SORRY

[thick coyote]

And Rashad Scum is around 2 times the power sword dps

[dire kayak]

blueberrymaxxing

[thick coyote]

Killing
One of them got a bit nerfed to be less effective against hordes

[drowsy lynx]

Rashad is kinda boring tho

[crystal osprey]

do they kill everything

carapace bosses hordes

w give scum

bottom 2 class

[fiery wave]

3. Wielded the cool way.

[tawdry edge]

Huh

[tawdry edge]

Ultramarines be like

[thick coyote]

One of them got nerfed to be less effective against hordes because it was too good at killing everything

[crystal osprey]

One in between the glutes ?

[thick coyote]

Ah yes

Zoro 4 swords hold

[twin flower]

you twerk to hit people with it

[crystal osprey]

So is it now ass bs hordes

[fiery wave]

Naw, held by the teeth.

[crystal osprey]

With extra mental damage

[thick coyote]

Wouldn't say ass but at the same time I wouldn't say very good

[dire kayak]

wolfer would go actually insane

[fallen tree]

zoro style

[thick coyote]

But if you truly want a melee that kills everything on scum

Rashad Combat Axe

[dire kayak]

i was using that in my last mission

[thick coyote]

Rashad being the de facto number 1 melee for all classes for some reason

[dire kayak]

why is it so bulky for its damage output

[fallen tree]

taxe or bust

[dire kayak]

i get that it might be good but it does NOT feel good to use

id rather use dueling sword

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve never really liked the axes tbh

[fiery wave]

Even psyker?

[hazy kestrel]

Thammer all the way

[harsh cloak]

Tac Axe, my beloved

[twin flower]

muh shovel best melee

[fallen tree]

thammer feels great always

[thick coyote]

(not really, but the joke is that Rashad is too good)

[fiery wave]

(I know it is. Just pretty sure it's not the best in slot if we are going minmax melee builds.)

[hazy kestrel]

You’re goddamn right.

[thick coyote]

You got all these weapons that can kill Nurgle

And they somehow still lose to Rashad Combat Axe

[dire kayak]

almost every weapon feels good to use

[thick coyote]

[copper olive]

Chat

[twin flower]

Snommers

[copper olive]

Which primarch would you wanna slap the shit out of if given the opportunity

[twin flower]

Horn Tits

[thick coyote]

Yeah the real BiS is FGS

[twin flower]

aka magnus

[fallen tree]

i can feel the thammer recoil irl. thats why its peak

[dire kayak]

magnus or lorgar

[fiery wave]

We just need powerfist that can one shot on charged special.

[hazy kestrel]

The way the charged attack lights up the screen like the sun

[dire kayak]

horus was manipulated into turning against the emperor im pretty sure

[hazy kestrel]

Is my favorite aspect

[dire kayak]

personman what thammer skin do you use

i want it

[hazy kestrel]

Uh

[fiery wave]

(If it can be used on all classes, feel like it would be bis for basically every class.)

[hazy kestrel]

The one from the Mortis Operative bundle

[copper olive]

I don't think I'm stronger than Konrad curze, but if I met him, I think I'd be empowered by just enough righteous spite to shove him in a locker

[hazy kestrel]

Bought it on sale

[fallen tree]

mortis skin is peak thammer

[hazy kestrel]

Because I like my money

[dire kayak]

[fallen tree]

simple. good

[hazy kestrel]

I used to always rock the original Crucis one

[dire kayak]

i like my red electric brick but your thammer is really pretty

[hazy kestrel]

And then I realized I went 1.9k hours without the Mortis one lmao

[fallen tree]

sin

[twin flower]

sheesh

[copper olive]

I still have zero idea why Curze is so evil

[harsh cloak]

Fulgrim for letting himself get possessed like a fool

[dire kayak]

they jaywalked father

[fiery wave]

He is a curse?

[copper olive]

Curses can be cool

[brave slate]

He was all con but no rad

[copper olive]

That was NOT mondo cool of him

[twin flower]

id be pretty pessimistic as well if all i saw was worse case scenarios from your psychic visions

[hazy kestrel]

True

Or in the case of Perturabo, had the Space Door to Hell looking at me all the time.

[copper olive]

I still feel bad for peter tbh

[fiery wave]

You don't need the warp for that.

[copper olive]

I understand he was a bit of an ass but like a lot of the primarchs he was robbed of having a happy life

[fiery wave]

Some ppl already do that baseline.

[hazy kestrel]

Peter Turbo deserved better. :(

This is my totally unbiased opinion as an Iron Warrior fan.

No bias at all

[copper olive]

Purely by circumstance and the people who raised him

[twin flower]

I meant it in the sense if you had curzes visions as well

[fiery wave]

Well, I see the worst case of everything.

So death or pain worse than death.

[twin flower]

Want a hug?

[hazy kestrel]

I’d be an ass if I was raised by a bunch of conniving politicians who used me to get a one up on their rivals / had to fend off against assassins /
be paranoid of poisoning from said rivals.

Olympia was just political hell lmao

Assassinations and poisonings everywhere

Shady deals and alliances abound

No bueno for Perturabo

[tawdry edge]

I thought you were talking about your actual irl personal history for a second

[hazy kestrel]

My man just wanted to Build

[hazy kestrel]

Not this time

[fiery wave]

Could do with or without. Is just, fate be that way.

[hazy kestrel]

Surprisingly

[languid hazel]

I see the ragebaiter is still not back

[hazy kestrel]

I do relate to Perturabo though

[hazy kestrel]

That does not narrow it down at all lmao

There’s a lot of them here

[dire kayak]

i feel that

itll be okay karien

[fiery wave]

Yeah, things are usually never the worst case... Might be negative though.

[thin wagon]

Okarien

[copper olive]

Him killing his sister was undeniably awful.

But.

Her point about him never caring about anyone but himself and his family caring wasn't entirely accurate

Peter turbo was shown as he was young that he wouldn't receive love from most of his family, which caused him at times to lash out,

By the time his family really DID start to care, he was already distant emotionally, and stunted, to where he likely either wouldn't recognize their care, or even accept it.

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[thin wagon]

Good ol Pete Turbo

[fiery wave]

Sounds familiar.

[hazy kestrel]

I see his relationship with his adoptive father as similar to mine sometimes.

My old man tries to be “nice”, but it’s usually been just a front for something or other before.

[languid hazel]

Don’t remember the name. But they have a thinking monkey as their pfp

[fiery wave]

Minus the actual killing bit.

[hazy kestrel]

And yet he’s surprised when we don’t have a functioning relationship lmao

It’s what it is

[fiery wave]

Thought banned?

[vivid zinc]

Are we talking about Erebus's childhood?

[hazy kestrel]

No, Erebus was a bastard

Who hurt animals for fun

We’re talking about Perturabo rn

[tame ferry]

yeah ok

[twin flower]

Let the 'fuck erebus' council begin

[vivid zinc]

Erebus is so sadistic he'd go back in time to push his pregnant mother down the stairs - while she was pregnant with him.

Oh Perturabo. Another fun one!

My personal favorite though is Magnus. Wow the Emperor severely mishandled that whole psyker situation real bad lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

There's a haunted attraction named erebus

[hazy kestrel]

Magnus may have done “nothing” wrong, but it’s a case of the road to hell being paved with good intentions

[harsh cloak]

Agreed

[vivid zinc]

The big E could have just said "Hey we can't have anyone doing super psyker stuff right now because I'm working on a warp-based project and it'll screw everything up. Use the damned vox for now unless it's a God damned emergency" but nooooo he just had to keep Magnus in the dark.

[hazy kestrel]

All he wanted was to save his Sons / warn the emperor, but his hubris caused him to think he could control the various powers of the warp, and then he got played by Tzeentch.

[vivid zinc]

And then there's the whole Angron mess....in retrospect the big E was a terrible, terrible father and that is ultimately what caused the horus heresy

[hazy kestrel]

Angron deserved better

Hurt people, hurt people.

And he was the most broken of them all. :(

[vivid zinc]

Yeah

Too bad the nails are permanent

[hazy kestrel]

It’s wild that had he not been screwed up via the Nails. He was supposed to be this major empath

[copper olive]

Oh my God discord died

[hazy kestrel]

But all my man knew was pain. :(

[copper olive]

Like the one he threw at Vulkan?

[vivid zinc]

Big E should have seen the state of disrepair Angron was in and did a mercy killing or put him into stasis until they could figure out a way to remove the nails

[copper olive]

Retrospect?

He's always been a terrible father, and a terrible "leader"

[vivid zinc]

IDK about terrible leader

But terrible father? Yeah lol

[copper olive]

He has done nothing but made the emperium suffer

What has he done that's actually HELPED humanity?

The only thing from the top of my head was the void dragon

And we don't even know anything about that funky thing

[hazy kestrel]

It was some shard of the Ctan of the same name.

Somehow he buried in under Mars

[vivid zinc]

Ummm. Lots. ? The astronomicon, the webway project. Constantly screwing with the Chaos Gods. Saved the big smurf himself.

Thing is the Emperor had to kill a whole lot of people to unify humanity

[hazy kestrel]

Well, according to the lore, his webway project might never have succeeded even without the events that occurred to ruin it.

[drowsy lynx]

Humanity could not navigate the warp without him

[frail acorn]

chain axe :)

idk why ppl don't like the chain axe on scum

needle pistol + brittleness + bleed = boss just explodes

[hazy kestrel]

The Superintendent photo of yours brought me back to the halcyon days for a moment. Man, ODST was peak.

[frail acorn]

oh sup

this one i made like, 10 years ago in like, 5 minutes of photoshop

[vivid zinc]

We deserved a 1st person extraction shooter like Helldivers 2 - but in ODST flavor 🙁

Or StarCraft flavor

[copper olive]

These are all problems HE CREATED

That's the issue

[frail acorn]

all magnus' fault smh

[copper olive]

All of these things are things that the EMPEROR wanted to do,

Not things humanity needed

[frail acorn]

The webway project?

[copper olive]

All that becoming the emperium did was paint a target on the backs of humanity

[frail acorn]

The plan he had to eliminate the need for warp travel to make humanity significantly less vulnerable to the warp?

[vivid zinc]

This some edgelord 'Erebus did nothing wrong' type shit xD

[frail acorn]

IF MAGNUS AIN'T RUIN EVERYTHIN BY BEING A DUMB DUMB STUPID SPARKY HEAD

[copper olive]

They only became so vulnerable because the emperor wanted to move through the warp

[twin flower]

Was under the impression he wanted to cut off reliance on the warp as well hence the web way project

[obtuse oak]

It is arguable that the Orks or the Necrons or other xenos species would have killed the scattered and isolated colony worlds of humanity one by one without the power of the Imperium to defend the whole galaxy, but it's also arguable that civilisations like the Interex would've been fine by themselves

[frail acorn]

what has the imperium really done to slow down the necrons that they didn't already do to themselves

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Hank. :)

[frail acorn]

Orks & Nids on the other hand, yes

[twin flower]

Interex seemed so goated

[copper olive]

I feel the second is more likely, there are far smaller groups than humanity that have stuck around

[sleek harness]

Maci

[vivid zinc]

To be fair the Necrons are so advanced that the Imperium can't really fight them well

[twin flower]

Le Skaven

[frail acorn]

Correct

[sleek harness]

I am going to kill you

Brutally

[twin flower]

Do it

[obtuse oak]

Of course the funniest thing out of the whole Heresy is that it was not only responsible for creating most of the Chaos enemies that humanity faces, it also brought the Tyranids to the galaxy ten thousand years later. So that's another thing the Emperor is indirectly responsible for.

[twin flower]

TAKE ME

[copper olive]

Im going to kill-murder you-you

[sleek harness]

The fuck you mean take you

I am not a candy van

[frail acorn]

i meaaan

it's not like anyone knew about the nids or that even COULD happen

...

Right?

[sleek harness]

Racism

We skavens don't talk like that all the time

[twin flower]

I thought the nids was attracted to that thing Dantioch made

[frail acorn]

Huh

Does Chaos reach beyond the milky way?

[sleek harness]

I am just being the most polite to you freaks

[sleek harness]

Yeah

They are gods

[hazy kestrel]

So you’re telling me that the Pharos beacon is just like a big moth / space bug attractor?

[obtuse oak]

The Tyranids were hibernating in deep space and didn't notice the milky way until the Pharos Device detonated, so... without the Great Crusade, and the Heresy... it's likely that would've never happened

Unforeseen but still a consequence.

[vivid zinc]

Also, the silent king apparently found nids when he went on his self imposed exile tour of the universe. So it's more than likely inevitable that the Nids found the milky way.