general-chat

[blazing ibex]

*Worst blitz

[true minnow]

Damn so immolation grenades are the smite of zealots

[stuck crescent]

I think they're neat

[thick coyote]

Immos don't even apply burn

[blazing ibex]

It's just, bad even across the other classes

[thick coyote]

[thick coyote]

Smite actually does something

[fair bridge]

not even remotely close because at least smykers have some utility

[thick coyote]

But uh yeah sure

I get it

[crystal osprey]

w bro

[dire kayak]

wait huh

i love immolation grenades

am i wrong for that

[true minnow]

Why would fatshit include literally useless blitzes, they’ve had years to balance stuff

[blazing ibex]

: We've heard your concerns about Immolation Grenades and have decided to slightly nerf Chem Grenades to put them more in line.

[crystal osprey]

immolation grenades are like

why would u use them

[thick coyote]

No you can actually like bad things

They are just

[fair bridge]

their DoT compared to others is just plain bad

[crystal osprey]

u can like bad things but not say they arent bad

[true minnow]

Can they at least cause area denial

[blazing ibex]

Never mind that the Chem Grenades are still infinitely better

[thick coyote]

Too rng
Don't stack

[fair bridge]

path posted a cool damage line graph a while ago but i cannot find it. it included values for DoT i believe for all blitzes

it was around the time scum came out

[dire kayak]

i like panic throwing one into a horde to shave it down

[thick coyote]

Since it's considered environment hazard, enemies will try to avoid it

[fair bridge]

do you know what graph i'm talking about

[thick coyote]

[blazing ibex]

Yeah.

[fair bridge]

can't find it..

[blazing ibex]

Just don't have it at hand.

[whole glade]

sureeeee !!!

[thick coyote]

If you roll poorly
You only get

[dire kayak]

yaaayyyy

[thick coyote]

13% of immos damage

[fair bridge]

@digital fulcrum hiii could u post that graph i mentioned here #general-chat message somewhere please thank u

[fair bridge]

also can u send me that heavy sword build for scum

[stuck crescent]

Know what i don't think is neat?

[fair bridge]

mine's kinda scuffed

i think i should've taken dodge distance

[dire kayak]

should i be using something other than immolation?

[fair bridge]

knives

[dire kayak]

its done pretty good for me

[dire kayak]

i dont like knives

[fair bridge]

i mean if u like immo use it

[blazing ibex]

#hivescum-class message

[drowsy lynx]

I thought you said you're British?

[fair bridge]

it's not like functionally broken or anything, it's just not as good as it should be

[thick coyote]

Do you want to run anything else?

[blazing ibex]

If you feel comfy with immolation grenades

[dire kayak]

we dont use throwing knives
we like to get up close and personal

[blazing ibex]

By all means, use em

[fair bridge]

is chem dependency really that good

[blazing ibex]

Look at the blessings on the sword

And you'll understand why 15% extra crit is kinda important

[fair bridge]

oh my god

[true minnow]

Born there not immigrated

[fair bridge]

jesus ok

[blazing ibex]

Perfect Strike lets Heavy Sword cleave crushers

Also inflicts toxin, which then makes them take 10% extra damage

[fair bridge]

graph posted in #zealot-class what's wrong with bleed.....

[tight pine]

W h a t

[true minnow]

I forget what cleave is for, getting past damage reduction?

[blazing ibex]

It's what dictates how many enemies you'll hit in an attack

[drowsy lynx]

Me when heavy sword is now a scum weapon and not a zealot weapon

[blazing ibex]

Carapace normally completely blocks cleaving.

Perfect Strike disables that.

[fair bridge]

this is gonna be so fun

[thick coyote]

It's a cheap dot very accessible

[regal wharf]

I just got Arbites class Good class ngl very berseker like.

[fair bridge]

ik it just looks sad is all

[thick coyote]

I'm ngl I like bleed that way

[blazing ibex]

accessible, but doesn't do much by itself

[fair bridge]

like his little worm head dips down at the end

[blazing ibex]

The accessibility is its own strength though

[fair bridge]

yeah no that makes sense i was just being silly

bleed looks like a little sad worm

[true minnow]

Arbites is probably the most survivable class right

[fair bridge]

my brain's a little cooked

lunch was too good

[blazing ibex]

tell me how it fares

i'm curious to hear other's opinions on my brain rot builds

[fair bridge]

i'll play it later tonight

going out with da guys

[true minnow]

Or at least it seems like arbites are the most braindead

Able to be very effective without dying without much effort compared to other classes

[thick coyote]

Rending helps bleed too

So at the end of the day

It's kinda

Mid

[blazing ibex]

Oh right, it also stops Bulwark shields from blocking your swings

So you can actually deal with shit around them.

[tired steeple]

heavy sword has a use then

finally

[blazing ibex]

It always has

[tired steeple]

yeah I like to use it as a back scratcher

[blazing ibex]

Issue is that it's a weapon kinda balanced for a different time with this game

It's a crazy horde mulcher

But lacks on carapace

[thick coyote]

Only weakness btw

[true minnow]

I’m confusing it with cleave then

[blazing ibex]

Which honestly, Bladed Momentum, not really bad for accomodating for that

[crystal osprey]

arbites seems so free

[blazing ibex]

Since you do have an attack on Hsword that can cleave past crushers normally (and stagger them, but doesn't do a lot of damage)

[true minnow]

They are playing a different game while others have to think

[late canyon]

Oh they still haven't changed/fixed the 100k salvage

Fucking insane

[true minnow]

Fixing things costs money

Buy more cosmetics

[hazy kestrel]

How many more for you pal?

64k over here

:(

[hazy kestrel]

I’m craving some Chipotle

But I have to wait for 38 more minutes

Goddamnit

[thick coyote]

Yeah but like
It's Bladed Momentum
You know

[obsidian dock]

Do you guys think fatshark will give us anything interesting for unlocking the last node or is it just an attempt at fixing an iffy mode ?

have we even unlocked the last node yet

[dire kayak]

hold on ill eat time

[thick coyote]

[timber elk]

Tonight

[thick coyote]

We truly need a third blessing slot

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[hazy kestrel]

How many zones are there?

[dire kayak]

WHERES OUR RED RARITY 🗣️ 🗣️

[hazy kestrel]

In the new one

[blazing ibex]

They did make it better

[thick coyote]

They did

But the competition still strong

[timber elk]

On top gear: darktide edition

I commit genocide on a universal level
Goober commits tax fraud to buy more minis
And personman survives a planet crash with no survivors

[obsidian dock]

Alpha to Theta

Theta has to be unnlocked as a community effort

[hazy kestrel]

But how many

8

[true minnow]

They moved it to dark tide 2

[thick coyote]

There'll be nothing there

[hazy kestrel]

Or more?

[obsidian dock]

Alpha
Beta
Gamma
Delta
Epsilon
Eta
Theta

[hazy kestrel]

Thank you

Also, god fucking damnit

[true minnow]

What no sigma

[hazy kestrel]

I hate Expeditions

So much

[dire kayak]

this is true

[hazy kestrel]

Just let me be FREE

[true minnow]

Expeditions are fun, random players aren’t

[obsidian dock]

Theta is locked behind 200 000 000 techies

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[obsidian dock]

200000000 techies as a community

[hazy kestrel]

Lol

[obsidian dock]

which is why I think fatshark is trying to think of something

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao even

[obsidian dock]

even if its just some sort of teaser

[hazy kestrel]

Barely anyone plays the mode anymore

I keep running into the same folks

[blazing ibex]

Yeah. Because it's kinda shit.

[true minnow]

Bold of you to assume fatshit cares

[hazy kestrel]

It is

[jaunty path]

[blazing ibex]

It's almost like

[hazy kestrel]

What a train wreck of a mode

[jaunty path]

You got coworkers lmfao

[blazing ibex]

Bug fixing and optimization

[jaunty path]

Irl and in game kek

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[true minnow]

They should let loot scale with difficulty

[blazing ibex]

Would have been a better use of a major update

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[jaunty path]

Maybeeee

[blazing ibex]

But no never mind me

I'm just a dog

[hazy kestrel]

Can’t wait for my other 9 to 5

[blazing ibex]

Idk what I'm talking about

[hazy kestrel]

When I get home

From my current 9 to 5

[patent grove]

That's my line

[jaunty path]

It has to be an elon musk situation with FS

Too confident in their own ideas. They have to be aware how broken the game is lmfao

[hazy kestrel]

To quote the funny cultist guy: “Brothers and Sisters, your incompetence is testing my patience.”

This is how I feel about expeditions rn

[true minnow]

They have tencents money they don’t have to make the game good anymore

Just able to sell

[blazing ibex]

The issue is

[hazy kestrel]

It can’t be that hard to make a new mode good right?

It isn’t rocket science, surely.

[blazing ibex]

Darktide. Is genuinely at its core, a great game.

It's just been really mishandled.

[true minnow]

It’s vermintide with guns

[hazy kestrel]

Reminds me of another game I loved being extremely mishandled

BFV my beloved

[true minnow]

They’ve had this entire time to make it good and fun or interesting

[blazing ibex]

Like

[jaunty path]

Aaa game studios actually manage their game challenge

[blazing ibex]

I wouldn't have the hour count I do if I didn't love this game

[jaunty path]

Saem

[blazing ibex]

But holy shit, Fatshark makes some actually baffling decisions.

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[true minnow]

It just shows they are completely out of touch with players, they aren’t a small indie studio anymore

[jaunty path]

Took them so long to deal with the curios issue

[hazy kestrel]

Havoc is the clearest example of that

They had it perfect with 1.0

Then they fucked it up lmao

[blazing ibex]

ALRIGHT

I REALLY

[jaunty path]

Did 1.0 have demotion

[blazing ibex]

DO not think 1.0 was perfect

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

But

Only for the host

AND

[jaunty path]

That's better tbh

[blazing ibex]

I'm sorry but getting instantly deleted by a fucking shocktroop you didn't see in the corner was just not a fun experience

[hazy kestrel]

whatever higher rank you played, was your rank and assignment rank combined

None of this current deranking system bs

[hazy kestrel]

Better than rotten armor and Encroaching garden though

And 5 bosses at once

[blazing ibex]

I welcome this.

[jaunty path]

It should be a silly hard mode experience you play for fun

[blazing ibex]

Garden can go.

[hazy kestrel]

I’d take the trash mob death squads back any day tbh

[blazing ibex]

Rotten should be adjusted

[jaunty path]

Rot is frame genocide

[blazing ibex]

Havoc gives me my boss fix

[hazy kestrel]

It was like that in 1.0

Trash ranged units could one tap you

It was fun

Like actually fun

[late canyon]

98k np

well 93*

[jaunty path]

Trash range units being a genuine threat is nice

[crystal osprey]

fire grenade zealots when i show them they can take useful grenades instead

[hazy kestrel]

Left or your current amount

[drowsy lynx]

Just play oggy lol

[blazing ibex]

I think it was overtuned. Ranged units are fine as they are rn imho

[jaunty path]

Mhm

[blazing ibex]

It's just the fuck ass modifiers and the awful demotion system that's really plaguing havoc now

[jaunty path]

Mhm

[thick coyote]

Ogryn proves that his brain is superior

By blocking shots with shield

Makes chudters leave cover

[jaunty path]

Sheild needs a better move set

[thick coyote]

To melee you

[jaunty path]

Or make lights worth anything

[limber zealot]

My Godziller merch got delivered today🔥

After waiting a month for it

[hazy kestrel]

Only 5 more months for me to wait until my special edition of Era of Ruin arrives.

You reminded me. :(

[dire kayak]

power dueling sword

[hazy kestrel]

Ordered that shit last year in December

Better not be dented

[south valve]

I want halberd

[dire kayak]

YES

[amber delta]

dueling sword ragers

[south valve]

Halberd went so hard in vt2

[bronze wren]

Not me struggling on heresy

[south valve]

😔

[thick coyote]

Finally
A worthy opponent
Our battle will be legendary

[bronze wren]

Motoric capabilities of a walnut

[late canyon]

i did total*, i'm at like 7k now KEKW

[bronze wren]

Smfh

[dire kayak]

special melee lets you switch between sharp side with cleave, the point with damage but bad cleave and the blunt with rending but low damage

[jaunty path]

[late canyon]

Just 93k more salvage to trade, easy amount

I honestly believe whoever has that nametag just used a mod to get it

[south valve]

I like this

[hazy kestrel]

Are you running stealth knife vet / zealot?

Please do so.

For your sanity

[late canyon]

Speedy Arbites for now

[dire kayak]

meow!!!

[late canyon]

Just finsihing the new points

[jaunty path]

Why aren't you

[late canyon]

and honestly fuck this mode and the penances, it's just a waste of time

[jaunty path]

[dire kayak]

i like using other loadouts like

eviscerator

[south valve]

Maul noises

[dire kayak]

and crusher

[dire kayak]

the maul tried to adopt me once

[south valve]

Oh?

[dire kayak]

when he saw me rip the throat out of a crusher

[south valve]

I didn't know he had a soft side

[wintry field]

Maul's are capable of vicious adoption

Females and Males alike

[south valve]

That makes sense

did you say no?

[dire kayak]

me when food

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[hazy kestrel]

I am

[dire kayak]

nooo but the brawler started viciously beating him so i couldn't exactly

the brawler likes me

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t hate myself that much so as to not do so.

[jaunty path]

I thought you were thammering

[south valve]

You have a shared love of rashuns

[hazy kestrel]

Not anymore

I’m a road runner now

[bronze wren]

Isnt „vicious adoption“ just another way for saying the Word „Kidnapping“?

[hazy kestrel]

Gotta find the salvage

Meep Meep

[jaunty path]

Hows it feel using a diff weapon for once

[hazy kestrel]

Strange

But I also don’t really notice

[wintry field]

I prefer an the term "beneficial advancement in social status"

[hazy kestrel]

Because I’m running past everything and aggro dumping.

[bronze wren]

No that’s „slavery“

[wintry field]

Not according to The Lex™~

[bronze wren]

[dire kayak]

mrrp

meow

[crystal osprey]

w bro

i just died

i shove the poxburster it literally does not budge

[wintry field]

Wonder if we'll get a Tide game on Armageddon one day

[hazy kestrel]

A classic bug

[dire kayak]

PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I WOULD KILL FOR THAT

[wintry field]

I WANNA SEE OL BALE EYE

I WANT ORKZ

[hazy kestrel]

The monkey’s paw curls, you’re all Krieg Guardsmen

No Steel Legion to be found

[dire kayak]

as long as i get to fight xenos

[wintry field]

Noooo I wanna be an ork nob's grod

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Aquila

[misty trench]

there's a very old interview where I think the FS CEO said he'd REALLY like to do orkz one day

sup personman

[modern elm]

Is there a dude at fatshark named Mario?

I gotta hit them with the "MARIO PLEASSSEEEEE" when asking for an admech class

[misty trench]

I do not know

[dire kayak]

i think id last a solid 8 minutes in darktide

[tawdry edge]

Im killing myself second 1 in 40k

Bolt pistol in mouth and pulling the trigger

[crystal osprey]

if i had my reject's loadout i could kill at least 2 zombies

[misty trench]

I'd be fine (I'd be a servitor)

[limber zealot]

Sorry brosef

[visual vortex]

Like as playable characters or as enemies?

[crystal osprey]

playable enemies

[misty trench]

enemies iirc

[visual vortex]

I like that

[misty trench]

mind you it was like a "I'd like if we could do this" kind of thing, no guarantees or w/e

[patent grove]

Tide with orks would be nasty

[visual vortex]

It'd be interesting to have enemies usually bigger than you than human-sized in darktidd or vermintide

[visual vortex]

Ork waghhh 🙏 🤤

[misty trench]

yeah closest we get to that is beastmen in VT2 and even then the average Gor is like...Kruber sized at best

like Kruber is a big lad though so it makes sense

[gaunt wind]

DIE GREENSKIN!

[visual vortex]

It would be good to show the scale and size comparison of the universe

[wintry field]

I CRAVE being able to fight Gazghkull

[misty trench]

honestly I'd love to see Orktide done in both WHF and 40k

[visual vortex]

Even if most enemies are gretchins

Id like it

[wintry field]

Greentide

[misty trench]

goblins are goated

[drowsy lynx]

This is the real reason to play the original space marine game

[patent grove]

Nidtide

[gaunt wind]

Grots, Squigs, Shootas, Choppas, Weird boyz, they got it all

[visual vortex]

Hi jawa

[tawdry edge]

You are being smashed by the weakest ork boy

[wintry field]

I'd love a good krumpin

[visual vortex]

Shoot the ork

🤯

[misty trench]

local space marine saying "that was easy" moments before having his skull caved in by a nob

[wintry field]

Commissar as one of the classes

[tawdry edge]

"Orks? I can take down at least 20 before I go down!"

the space marine said, before realizing he was fighting a nob and not one of the boyz

[visual vortex]

Long as Guardsman grunt is in the game i am happy

[dire kayak]

[tawdry edge]

Do not the ork

[jaunty path]

My adderall is here

:D

[misty trench]

yeah if that's what you're looking for, World of Warcraft and Elder Scrolls are down the hall and to the left

[gaunt wind]

Commissar personalities would go hard, have a good variety the Yarrick type, the Gaunt type, the Cain type

[visual vortex]

Would orks taste like salad or chicken?

[misty trench]

STIMMS

[gaunt wind]

Salad theyre shrooms after all

[wintry field]

Psychotic Commissar would be my main

[misty trench]

Portobello

[gaunt wind]

Honestly Veteran has some Commissar tier voice lines "NOT ONE STEP BACK"

[visual vortex]

If they make a ork game let us eat them

[tawdry edge]

Doing an ork in 40k is less fun because if you remove their pants there just a mushroom there

[wintry field]

Ye but not enough

[visual vortex]

I would rather get beaten to death than think that way

[misty trench]

mad max coded Orkz is cool as fuck tho

[tawdry edge]

[gaunt wind]

Speed Freeks gotta be my favorite gender of Ork

[wintry field]

Not if you make em believe otherwise

[misty trench]

for all the shit that can be talked about DoW3, the waaagh towers were genuinely some of the coolest shit

[tawdry edge]

I mean have you seen some female orcs from WoW or Skyrim? Just saying...

[visual vortex]

I only see romantic interest in human women

Sorry

[visual vortex]

Actually

Not even humans

[gaunt wind]

Dawn of War 4 my hopium is at an all time high after the reveal of the Lion and Dark Angels

[visual vortex]

Just the reflection in the mirror

[misty trench]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RycQ7VVEVw so fucking cool man

https://tenor.com/view/git-gif-18002710924083738109

[gaunt wind]

You will never be as cool as the Boyz on the way to a good fight

[visual vortex]

"And then we will make the best theme for the shittest game in the series!(so far)"

🔥 ✍️

They should work with sonic music makers ngl

[misty trench]

perfectly grimdark if you think about it

[visual vortex]

They have a lot in common

[wintry field]

Dudes. What if Total War 40k Gives Saint Yarrick to the ork faction

[misty trench]

Yarrick being summoned by the waagh like

[gaunt wind]

Yarrick is still alive thankfully

Angron got lucky this time

[wintry field]

Bless the Waagh, yeah

[misty trench]

"I hate you all"
massive ork cheering

[visual vortex]

Orks basically said "bullshit" to yarrick dying and he came back from the gulag

[wintry field]

https://tenor.com/view/httyd-gif-9679526571054796134

fr fr orkz @ yarrick

[gaunt wind]

He ates he really does ate us Ork twirling their imaginary hair

[wintry field]

'E 'ates uz, 'e reelee duz -cue blushing

[visual vortex]

Every time an ork believes that i imagine them sitting on a bed kicking their feet in the air

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/the-mask-award-love-love-me-you-really-love-me-gif-4831625

[wintry field]

wha, dotting the I in yarrick with hearts? i can see it

[gaunt wind]

Orks flying to Armaggedon as fast as possible once they heard Yarrick was still alive

[tight pine]

Hmm… would be trustworthy enough to use grav weaponry?

[rare wave]

Anybody know how to put in a support ticket if they got temp banned for 7 days? I've been trying to figure out how to contact fatshark I'm for certain that it has to accidental or a miscommunication somehow been playing for 4 years and never had any thing like this happen?

[late canyon]

who thought no radar was a good modifier for an expedition?!

[stark bobcat]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1158024905804226601

[gaunt wind]

Same ones who added Blight I imagine lol

[stark bobcat]

This might help

[visual vortex]

"Are anime girls better than real women?"
-some youtube video

[jaunty path]

yea

[visual vortex]

And then under that is an untitled video of a guy holding a fish in rhe dark that is over 2 hours long

Ive built this algorithm brick by brick

[tight pine]

And then after that it’s “master chief shows you how to oil check your 2008 Nissan murado”

[visual vortex]

No it's

"Minecraft but if i take damage i get touched"

[tight pine]

Peak YouTube experience

[visual vortex]

🔥 ✍️

[jaunty path]

minecraft gf mod <3

best ever

[visual vortex]

Dantdm video

[jaunty path]

stop reading my mind

[visual vortex]

That intro slapped

Esp the bass drop after that fire line

[tight pine]

That one makes me sorta regret the lava mote I put around my bunker, until I realized I use a box and can’t use nice things

[south valve]

What if there was like a power crossbow

[visual vortex]

Water mote

Corner is big hole

Hole leads to nowhere

No more mobs

🧠

[jaunty path]

I love jenny minecraft

[tight pine]

So a normal crossbow that fires power swords then? Or some eldar creation

[south valve]

The former

[potent sage]

sweet mother of pearl !

[visual vortex]

I love finding a village and enslaving the population to do mass inbreeding to get selective traits i want to benefit me in minecraft

[south valve]

Idk why there couldn't be like power ranged weapons

[potent sage]

pretty sure i did that on stellaris

[south valve]

other than to give melees more weight

[tight pine]

Sweet of! pearl mother

[jaunty path]

this is even better to do when u have a minecraft girlfriend at your side

[visual vortex]

The nitwits toil upon my massive ever-growing farm

[visual vortex]

I play minecraft alone

[misty trench]

I mean "power ranged" already exists in the sense of like...explosives and such

[visual vortex]

Or used to

Idk i forgot my minecraft account

[jaunty path]

Okay but you can get a gf mod

[south valve]

I guess so, but they're not the same technology

[tight pine]

[south valve]

I think power bolts could be cool

[visual vortex]

For 50gb

[misty trench]

a power crossbow with some sort of powered bolts would be cool yeah

[south valve]

or javelins or something

[tight pine]

We need a class with vortex nades

[visual vortex]

I can have a minecraft girlfriend

[misty trench]

I really want a bolt action in DT but I don't think it'll ever happen

[visual vortex]

Atp i would be better off getting an irl girlfriend if the mod takes 50gbs

[misty trench]

or a lever action, both

[tired inlet]

she got 'dat dablockablock

[visual vortex]

I want an m1911

[south valve]

Wait, you're onto something

[south valve]

Hivescum kinda have that

[misty trench]

stub pistols are sorta kinda that?

[visual vortex]

Yeah but i want one

[south valve]

yeah

[visual vortex]

Just one

[misty trench]

ah, fairo

[tired inlet]

yes, the stub pistols are .45 ACP model M1911

[south valve]

With expeditions giving more open maps, there could be like a bolt action sniper rifle

[tight pine]

Bolt revolver (the votann of all things have them)

[misty trench]

yea I just meant like, they're 40k-ified

[visual vortex]

Good to know the fucking french language and m1911 survived mass loss of knowledge in the warhammer universe

Thank goodness

[tired inlet]

not that much surprisingly

[south valve]

Au revoir, Orgustine

[visual vortex]

You cant improve perfection

You can only ruin it

[south valve]

Give us Rannick's revolver please

[visual vortex]

$20 commodre skin

[misty trench]

reinvented in 31911 by Johan Morris Benning or smth

[visual vortex]

I just cant believe the french survived

[misty trench]

lmao, the French will survive everything wdym

[visual vortex]

Im not even kidding about the french jokes

I just cant believe it

[gaunt wind]

Malcador has the Mona Lisa, Coffee also survived

[visual vortex]

Out of ALL the things to lose

We keep the fucking french

[visual vortex]

Okay that's better

We also have Nicola Tesla's skull

[wintry field]

recaf survived

[misty trench]

I'm ngl I saw the Mona Lisa irl and I really don't see the appeal

[visual vortex]

I think it's just the significance of it

And the time period

Idk

[misty trench]

felt kinda w/e compared to all the art I saw on the way in

[tight pine]

Ye… didn’t that get turned into a weapon of mass destruction or something?

[misty trench]

yeah I guess it's the context of it that matters

[visual vortex]

I see art as a time capsule

Like one piece shows us how watermelons were bred to have more in them

And looked more like pumpkins

A lot of interesting history not documented wouldve been lost

[hidden trout]

The appeal is woman
Dont see those things every day

[misty trench]

truly this is the darktide server

[gaunt wind]

He only has like 15 surviving paintings and the Mona Lisa is just the most well known is all

[tight pine]

Weren’t carrots originally purple? (Or am I swallowed by hive tyrant?)

[misty trench]

even though there's a bunch of women in here lmao

[tired inlet]

placing it in a relic to create an admech shrine world like the Penitent movie

[visual vortex]

Bananas can be brown so im not surprised

[misty trench]

wild bananas are crazy

[visual vortex]

I think it's a servo skull that shoots electricity

[hidden trout]

...youre lying.
Theyre in the room right now?

[tight pine]

I saw a banana that was red once

[visual vortex]

I saw a grape

[gaunt wind]

Slaaneshi propaganda

[hidden trout]

They could be anywhere thats so scary

[misty trench]

Humanity really did just one day wake up and decide "we're doing genetic engineering with zero technology beyond sticks and stones and a shitload of dedication"

[visual vortex]

It could be you

It could be me!

It could even be-

[misty trench]

the girl reading this

[visual vortex]

Dont worry Aquila

We always knew you were a woman

[tight pine]

And now we have labradors

[jaunty path]

oh right

adderall taken

[visual vortex]

And proceeded to create the golden age of humanity before throwing it all away

[jaunty path]

need to remember I took my addy all

[visual vortex]

I need to look out my window at construction workers again toxay

[fiery wave]

Red even.

[tight pine]

Horus heresy… WAIT!
History does repeat itself

[visual vortex]

I was mentioning rome and stuff but yeah

[gaunt wind]

We're a very self destructive species

[jaunty path]

yoshikagi kira

[visual vortex]

I saw a video of a bunch UK teens vandalizing the Stonehenge

And i got more sad than i have ever gotten compared to actual loss in my life

[wintry field]

That for example is how we will get something like the adeptus arbites

takes one stonehenge too many and the lex pops up

[visual vortex]

Yeah

I think people from that same group also did the same but with paint to a painting

Thankfully the painting was protected by a cover

[wintry field]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[gaunt wind]

We still dont fully understand Stonehenge and its a tourist attraction off the highway

[visual vortex]

That's what makes it cool

The mystery

[hazy kestrel]

I fucking hate art vandals

[visual vortex]

Limestone is nowhere near the UK

But it ended up there in large quantities to create a giant ring

[gaunt wind]

Just stop Oil is in the business of pissing people off and bringing no one to their cause with their antics

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t even get me started on those lunatics

[visual vortex]

And throwing away any scientific research to prove their movement is flawed

[tired inlet]

do they even target oil paintings or are they not clever enough

[gaunt wind]

Throwing paint on a priceless work of Art thatll show the oil companies

[visual vortex]

They were the protestors that messed with the Stonehenge and the painting btw

Thankfully they arent common here

[hazy kestrel]

I’m convinced that group is just a false flag / is paid off by Big Oil to start shit like this.

[visual vortex]

Last time i saw of them pulling that sitting in roads shit here was a video of one being beaten and yelled at

[hazy kestrel]

No one would be that stupid in their approach to anti-oil activism

[visual vortex]

The veteran cap on the guy yelling ar him really tied it together

[visual vortex]

I wouldnt be impressed

Labubus and dubai chocolate craze

[hazy kestrel]

What

[visual vortex]

Idk either man

They were everywhere

[gaunt wind]

Theyre oil paintings but theyre so stupid they dont realize its not the same type of oil theyre protesting that was used, it was a seed oil most often times lmfao

[hazy kestrel]

The hell is a labubu

[visual vortex]

Labubus are those weird ugly dolls girls put on their backpacks or shoes for status

[tight pine]

Something heretical

[tired inlet]

protesting crisco

[visual vortex]

See back then it was big cool dresses

[tight pine]

We should bury it in hot magma

[visual vortex]

For an anti oil company you think they'd target the oil companies and not the everyday citizen

By sitting in the roads they're wasting more oil because the cars are still on and burning it rather than decreasing the amount by letting people just go on with their lives

🧠

[gaunt wind]

That would require a conviction and intelligence they simply dont possess

[hazy kestrel]

They’re a company? Thought they were some bs political movement group

[visual vortex]

I meant movement

Sorry i am

[hazy kestrel]

Ah

[visual vortex]

Dented

[visual vortex]

Notice how most of its members are young and on the older side

(Two of the most easily influenced age groups)

[gaunt wind]

Always is

[sweet wraith]

Pretty sure those protestors are a psyop to make actual environmental conservation movements look bad

[hazy kestrel]

That’s what I’m saying

[whole glade]

shhh...eletric wizard is on

[gaunt wind]

Theyre useful idiots but I dont doubt their genuine belief in their cause

[visual vortex]

Or they are just really stupid

I think they're just really stupid

[stuck crescent]

Much like krieg fans

[gaunt wind]

Sometimes the simplest answer is usually correct

[stuck crescent]

Pretty sure that's the case

[whole glade]

shush

[visual vortex]

Yeah see we had this thing called D.A.R.E.

And the just say no movement

[tight pine]

meep

[visual vortex]

Those are pretty simple

Sometimes being simple isnt good

I think

Idk

[whole glade]

float over to the library and get me a book.

[visual vortex]

For just stop oil to work there would have to be massive societal reworks

Then oil would have to be slowly fizzled out

Even rhen i think we would still depend on oil

[hazy valley]

it can be both like strings pulled by people who want them to look bad and idiots who genuinely believe following along because they think that any publicity is good publicity

[visual vortex]

It's easier to point and laugh at people stupider than me

[hazy kestrel]

My old man made his signature “Ass Ripper” salsa again.

It’s true to its name

Fucking hell.

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[whole glade]

me when..me. when your mom

heh

[hazy kestrel]

Bug off

[whole glade]

get owned loser

[hazy kestrel]

Leave my mother out of this

:(

Bastard

[whole glade]

i am a bastard :3

[visual vortex]

Sometimes when i go to resturants

Restaurants

I will put a sketch on the check

[late canyon]

unlocked all the new nodes, goodbye expeditions.

[jaunty path]

You can just draw with your finger nails you know

[hazy kestrel]

Until the next reset

[visual vortex]

And one time i put one of a guy in glasses and a hat saying "check that tip out babe"

[crystal osprey]

buff my toughness

[late canyon]

Even the 250k tech to get, it's so god damn excessive

[tight pine]

No

[crystal osprey]

why not..

[late canyon]

unlocking everything twice it's just 70k

[whole glade]

"I AM PREGENANT ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!" 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 - YumiMain

[tight pine]

You gotta do it yourself

[crystal osprey]

i dont kniow how to...

[visual vortex]

Curios

[late canyon]

Like at minimum it's what 70* more fuckin maps with 3k

Are they insane

[hazy valley]

if you ever want to be extra silly about toughness you could get both +25 toughness nodes on Vet and grab triple toughness curios with toughness perks just to see it get as high as like 274 or something

[visual vortex]

Probably

[hazy valley]

you will regret not having an HP curio if a poxburster decides to ruin your day but it's still funny toughness

[whole glade]

just block shitass

[visual vortex]

Block push

[tight pine]

How max stamina

[whole glade]

huh

[visual vortex]

How max stamina

[hazy valley]

yeah usually just block push except silent poxburster/team mate shooting poxburster catching you off guard

[visual vortex]

Cmon dumbass

[hazy valley]

quickplay is wild LOL

[visual vortex]

🫰

[whole bough]

still crazy this is a server sticker

[hazy valley]

I've seen some Creatures in Auric Maelstrom quickplay sprinting up to a poxburster just to melee it and pop it in their own faces

[visual vortex]

I always shoot the poxburster when my team is near it

[tight pine]

Wait… lemme rephrase that,
How get as many stamina as possible

[visual vortex]

Gotta keep them on their toes

[visual vortex]

Why

[whole glade]

not running every second?

[hazy valley]

the psyker blowing up every single barrel on gloriana to keep you off your toes

[whole glade]

shes just vibin

[whole bough]

boobies

[visual vortex]

I like boobies

[whole glade]

boobs are dope

[whole bough]

ya

[visual vortex]

8008132

[jaunty path]

I think fs may genuinely be tryign to copy hd2

[tight pine]

This exists too

[jaunty path]

they got a major order

[stuck crescent]

They're ok

[whole bough]

its 5

[whole glade]

youre not freaky enough

[whole bough]

8008135

[visual vortex]

I prefer 2

[whole bough]

2 is a z

5 is s

[visual vortex]

Too lazy

Not like anyone can read my handwriting anywahs

[stuck crescent]

How is everyone's day?

[visual vortex]

I am

Sleepy

[mystic fossil]

Guys can someone make fatshark put scum on sale

[stuck crescent]

No

[jaunty path]

My adderall is here

[tight pine]

Nien

[jaunty path]

so better

[tight pine]

Or is it nein

[jaunty path]

nein

[visual vortex]

I ppened dish washer and face melt off like that scene from indiana jones

[stuck crescent]

Went to dentist, soo no more chipped tooth

[jaunty path]

can I have your teeth

pls

🥺

[visual vortex]

Why

[stuck crescent]

You aren't my type

Sorry

[jaunty path]

tasty

[jaunty path]

reported

[visual vortex]

Am i?

[stuck crescent]

I don't know

Maybe

[whole bough]

i write in chickenscratch

i can actually have quite nice handwriting if i try but

i dont care

[visual vortex]

I cannot have good handwriting

[whole bough]

i just hate writing

[visual vortex]

Left-handed and mental

[whole bough]

it takes so fucking long

[crystal osprey]

yo

BUFF poxbursters

[visual vortex]

I like writing stupid shit

[stuck crescent]

Fun welsh language fact, no distinct word for yes or no

I think that's neat

[whole bough]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[visual vortex]

I dont like writing about things i dont care about

[whole bough]

i dropped out of school cause i none of the stuff was relevant for me to learn

also that i had crippling anxiety and school isnt really something i could handle then

[visual vortex]

(I cant count)

[whole bough]

i hate that so many jobs are still like u need to graduate highschool and shit

like bro im probably smarter than atleas 70% of the mfs who graduate

theres some stupid ass mfs who still graduate

[visual vortex]

You should see the people here

You ever get in a fight just outpace them

All the vapes they huff 24/7 will exhaust them before they reach you

[whole bough]

my eye hurts

i hope its not a migraine

[visual vortex]

Put water on it

[wintry field]

sleep

[whole bough]

i woke up 2 hours ago

[gaunt wind]

No child left behind is just about pushing failures through the system to pad stats so they can get more funding

[whole bough]

i could go sleep again tho tbh

[languid hazel]

Just had a very very good match doing the trench map on damnation. I was playing ranged hive scum with a braced autogun and almost hard carried the whole mission :3

[whole bough]

school system is so dogshit especially nowadays

[visual vortex]

Wake up during REM and tell us your dreams

[whole bough]

literally 80% of what is taught in school is literally pointless in the current day

[stuck crescent]

Best map

[visual vortex]

Idk

[whole bough]

also on the mention of school

[gaunt wind]

I swear once I graduated it got even shittier lol

[whole bough]

i always sat and ignored the pledge of allegience

even as a kid i thought it was bs

[visual vortex]

My school teaches me how to use the miter saw

And stuff about wood

[stuck crescent]

That's a real thing?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[languid hazel]

It’s sogooooood

[whole bough]

ya

[visual vortex]

I love the pledge of allegiance

[whole bough]

was around up until like 2012 when they started to stop doing it

[whole bough]

i hated it so damn much

especially because it was always right when school started and i was tired af

i aint want to fuckin stand and talk i wanted to sleep more

[visual vortex]

Im tired af in the mornings but i do it because it's like im a sleeper agent

[stuck crescent]

I like seeing krieg nerds bite it during the no mans land section

Its funneh

[visual vortex]

I lock in for the allegiance but nothing else

[whole bough]

i think a lot of what formed me is that i have ODD so a lot of shit that they told us to do i was just like

no fuck u

[dire kayak]

oouuhhhh

[whole bough]

i'll pledge the allegiance if the people actually cared

(they never have)

[visual vortex]

I care

Now do it

[whole bough]

i mean like the whole fuckin

"government so good and loves us"

no the fuck they dont

[visual vortex]

Oh it's that time of the discord

[whole bough]

ya

anyways im gonna play a game

[south valve]

This server is sponsored by

[gaunt wind]

I get activated like Liberty Prime FREEDOM IS THE SOVEREIGN RIGHT OF EVERY AMERICAN.

[south valve]

the shadow government

[jaunty path]

whats odd

[visual vortex]

LIBERTY PRIME EYE LASER

[visual vortex]

Netanyahu

[south valve]

Bless you

[gaunt wind]

Stop nooticing

[whole bough]

oppositional defiance disorder

basically someone tells me to do something and i automatically go no fuck u

i mean

its a lot better now

as a kid i didnt have great emotional regulation

still absolutely have it though

[visual vortex]

I dont think you know this

[jaunty path]

i see

[visual vortex]

But children dont have good emotional regulation

[whole bough]

true

[visual vortex]

Because they use the amygdala

[whole bough]

i didnt have great regulation until like

18 or 19?

i had anger issues a lot of my life

[jaunty path]

ok but in regards to this country theres nothing to be patriotic about lmao

[whole bough]

yea

[visual vortex]

And that is responsible for more emotional thinking rather than logical

[south valve]

Bloodborne boss

[visual vortex]

I think once you get to your 20s you use your frontal lobe

Which is the logical part

Man

[whole bough]

ive always been pretty logical

im just very hot headed

[visual vortex]

Isnt psychology interesting

[south valve]

Btw, is it oll-feast or oll-feist

I have always wondered this

[visual vortex]

I dont know

[south valve]

A mystery we'll take to our graves ig

[tender horizon]

You can feel it kick on ime

Mid 20s

[visual vortex]

When i read that

[dire kayak]

legalize nuclear bombs

[visual vortex]

I thought that said

"You can feel it kick in me"

[south valve]

We love casting smite

[crystal osprey]

so what im hearing is buff crushers ?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[crystal osprey]

i dont know what the big deal is with crushers

theyre easy to kill

i main malice btw

[crystal osprey]

whats wrong w it

[timber elk]

is playing guitar hero

[visual vortex]

Hi lamball

[timber elk]

Hi. focuses on guitar hero

[timber elk]

jumps at painted doing a orphan of kos screech

[south valve]

AAAAA

Nearly shoots you

[normal bloom]

They really need to fix their servers, the constant frame drops and lag make the game unplayable,and it's at random,some matches run perfectly fine,others your getting 2 frames and insane lag

[tawdry edge]

chaaaaaaat

Im a few dollars short on my commission imma have to use my credit card

[drowsy lynx]

That is the most first world problem I've heard this year

[tawdry edge]

im a third worlder

[jaunty path]

peels off ur skin slowly

[south valve]

Record it

[dire kayak]

what would a 0th world country be

[green vector]

switzerland

[tawdry edge]

cadia

[crystal osprey]

WHY

[mystic fossil]

they a slaanesh follower

its kinda their thing

[jaunty path]

Theyre hellish to fight in havoc if you dont have the gear

I WISH fs would just increase damage on dclaw and hsword

[crystal osprey]

but what did i do

[jaunty path]

say buff crushers

[mystic fossil]

they just buffed h sword

[stuck crescent]

BUFF CHAINSWORD

[jaunty path]

not enough

[stuck crescent]

REPLACE EVERY WEAPON THAT IS NOT CAHINSWORD WITH A CHAINSWORD

[jaunty path]

hardly any damage against carapace

[tight pine]

Lasgun ❌
Chainsword ✅

[jaunty path]

im not using ranged

[stuck crescent]

MAKE IT A CHAIN-GUN

IT SHOOTS SMALLER CHAINSWORDS

[mystic fossil]

throwing knife?? nah throwing a rotating fucking chain

[stuck crescent]

DO IT NOW, FAT SHARK

[dire kayak]

im dumb what is hsword again

[tawdry edge]

half sword

[mystic fossil]

heavy sword

[tawdry edge]

[stuck crescent]

(W)Hore sword

[dire kayak]

ohhh

[mystic fossil]

h*ntai sword

[twin flower]

What did you censore

[tawdry edge]

porn sword

[mystic fossil]

mods pls dont execute me

[stuck crescent]

a letter

[drowsy lynx]

just realized it's tuesday and we haven't heard neurolictor remind us it's actually chewsday

[twin flower]

I saw the first message 👀

[mystic fossil]

they died

or smth, idek

[green vector]

fakkin chewsday init bruv

[true minnow]

Why is there so much background in the character creation when it does nearly nothing

"Hey fella who likes 40k universe, remember this stuff?"

[green vector]

god forbid the game have flavor

[drowsy lynx]

Probably just sleeping until they need more biomass

[true minnow]

Yeah but all the options are disguised as flavor when it all comes from the same bland pitcher

I mean except purple cadian eyes and maybe a tiny snippet of dialogue

[dire kayak]

i hope theyre okau

slaaneshi is cool

[mystic fossil]

slaanesh is not cool they are the worst chaos god

[green vector]

Get home from work ready to enjoy tiding and my internet dies

Ok then

[mystic fossil]

i was hungry

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/cable-underwater-shark-yummy-underwater-cable-gif-10935550427068792581

[mystic fossil]

i ate it

[crystal osprey]

w

[languid hazel]

Oh if only I could join the sharks in munching on underwater cables 😭

[dire kayak]

absolutely not

i already ate all of them

[languid hazel]

Why nyot? D:

[dire kayak]

already ate all the underwater cables

i wouldnt want you to starve

[drowsy lynx]

forbidden underwater spaghetti

[mystic fossil]

oh also do we have a canonical number of how many penal troopers rannick has at his disposal?

[twin flower]

I dont think so 🤔

[dire kayak]

i hope we get one eventually

cause now im curious

[mystic fossil]

cuz theres no way rannick just has like 1000+ soldiers on the scion lvl

[twin flower]

I think Licht mentioned the numbers of the Moebian 53rd and Moebian 6th as well before

[swift jacinth]

😳 👍 👍

[dire kayak]

apparently we're in the top 10% of rejects

so a lot of others die on their first deployment

[stuck crescent]

Ehh, dont think about it too much

[mystic fossil]

thats still like 400 scion or higher level guys

[stuck crescent]

40k has a major problem with logistics

[mystic fossil]

like canonically everything is auric so it makes sense that a bunch die but still

[swift jacinth]

So are we the same character every mission and have a personal story or is it like helldivers where we are new dudes between missions?

[mystic fossil]

my head canon is everything is auric

[stuck crescent]

Same person

[swift jacinth]

Nice

[twin flower]

I heard a line from Morrow mention that we're running out of rejects to sometimes

[stuck crescent]

personalities refer other missions, so we're the same people

[mystic fossil]

also how many arbites does this guy have because sometimes its like 1 per world ive heard

[twin flower]

They were spread out across the moebian domain afaik

[mystic fossil]

ahhhh i see

[twin flower]

They all got called in to go to Atoma specifically

Thanks to Grendyl

[dire kayak]

im surprised the moebian 6th havent attacked the mourningstar directly

[mystic fossil]

i guess it doesn't matter cuz at the end of the day we're just in trazyn's cubes

[twin flower]

that'd be a sick event

[dire kayak]

though sefoni would probably just pop all their heads if they did that

[marsh iris]

boarding action

[mystic fossil]

we got huge problems if the heretics got a navy

[dire kayak]

trueeee

we could get morrow fight scene

[twin flower]

Well they all managed to get to Tertium thru ships now that you mention it 🤔

[true minnow]

Is beacon of purity helpful on higher difficulties, or is it too slow to be useful

[twin flower]

They got corrupted on a different planet

[dire kayak]

and they did manage to attack the tancred bastion

to reclaim wolfer

[mystic fossil]

but smaller scale to remain undetected

[stuck crescent]

if she felt like it, that day

[mystic fossil]

the games gonna get powercrept to a point where we scale togrey knights 😭

[modest flume]

YOU

VICTIM

YOU'RE GONTA LOSE

LET'S SHOW DOWN, BOYZ

[twin flower]

-# wuh

[mystic fossil]

hes alpharius

[true minnow]

gonta

[dire kayak]

next youll tell me that grey knights are real

[twin flower]

the secret chapter thats not so secret after all

[tired steeple]

So when is this server gonna collab with my little pony

[lethal solstice]

Its closer to like, sedition
If we were killing auric enemy quantities per mission the 6th would be so incredibly fucked

[tired steeple]

You know, we gotta fight for tje emperor and ponyville

[lethal solstice]

Like we would deplete a disproportionate amount of them over the course of the campaign

[dire kayak]

but like, if we get a greater daemon boss fight im quitting the game

[graceful hamlet]

My little pony is so last year. All the cool kids want an Umamusume crossover

[mystic fossil]

theres 8 billion in a hive city approx and we kill what, a couple thousand per run?

[lethal solstice]

80

[mystic fossil]

rodin karnak revival

[lethal solstice]

Tertium is 80 billion

[mystic fossil]

80????

[tired steeple]

the new abhumans

[mystic fossil]

WHAT

[lethal solstice]

We have killed more than 80 billion enemies over the game's lifespan

[twin flower]

Wasn't that just statistics

For the 10 year anniversary

[mystic fossil]

yeah but not every char is canon like rannick doesnt have a regiments worth of scion level operatives

[twin flower]

unless they confirmed thats the acctual population count

[lethal solstice]

Oh sorry 90 billion

[mystic fossil]

like theres no way rannick finds thousands of psykers and just keeps em all

grown psykers too

[twin flower]

I know about the inquisitorial scions being aboard as like bodyguards, but i dunno if there are hundreds of them on board

[mystic fossil]

not kids

[lethal solstice]

#40k-lore-chat message

The proof

[mystic fossil]

yeah but that would mean every operative is canon

if the kill count is canon

[twin flower]

wheres that from

[lethal solstice]

The wrath and glory module

[modest flume]

YOUR DUTY IS NOT DONE, BROTHER!

[mystic fossil]

wheres jo when you need em

[marsh iris]

guys maybe we should negotiate with moebian 6th

diplomacy for peace!

[twin flower]

rannick prolly

[marsh iris]