general-chat

[limpid vigil]

Frogs are cool and messed up

So todays heresy - there is a species of frog that gives birth through it's back

And one with a translucent stomach so you can see its innards

[wooden creek]

Today's hearsay: I heard Morrow fought at Badab.

[elder merlin]

Are those the guys always getting ho'ed in the very or was that the chapter bamed something Lamenters?

Or were Flesh Tearers bastards?

[wooden creek]

Flesh Tearers are bigly and verily into ritual cannibalism, I think

They're also bastards but that probably describes most SM

[somber stream]

I can do 1-2 match later today

[hazy kestrel]

Feelsbadman

Expeditions reset

Ugh

:(

[torpid tiger]

It should’ve made expedition like chaos waste

[timber elk]

Trust me man. Your preaching like everyone else and no one is disagreeing

[torpid tiger]

I know I just can’t believe they fumbled the bag like that

[patent grove]

I love frogs and turtles

[torpid tiger]

Good job buddy

[timber elk]

Well unfortunately darktide is like that lately. Thankfully im on break from the game and im actually happy.

[elder merlin]

Could they even have done that?

Heard it was half done by some other studio

[timber elk]

Yes

[torpid tiger]

It was basically just an extension of the story

[timber elk]

I’m very much sure they could’ve

[torpid tiger]

With more maps and shit

Nothing crazy

And I feel like the trench map was a perfect representation

[timber elk]

You take elements of mortis trials and put it in expedition

And give us a loading screen of which map to go to

I mean….hello?

The craft ingredients are right there

[elder merlin]

Thats what people been saying, but some of the stuff in Mortis kinda suck too

[timber elk]

It’s still rogue like elements in play

[elder merlin]

At this point i want more weapons for Ogryn or other classes in general

I've pretty much given up on a chaos wastes mode

[timber elk]

Like I told the other guy. Your preaching to the crowd and nobody is disagreeing

[teal token]

Is the update there yet?

[torpid tiger]

Ogryn don’t exist to them

[teal token]

Hello comrade Lamball

[timber elk]

There is a reason why darktide has a “mixed” review

[torpid tiger]

Literally hive scum has more work than him. He just came out.

[timber elk]

Once total war warhammer 40k comes out. I’m gone

Well not like leaving

I’m still gonna talk to you guys

Just not play the game anymore unless I see a power axe or LMG

[torpid tiger]

That’s the New rts coming out si

[timber elk]

Correct

That and also getting dawn of war 4 and boltgun 2

[elder merlin]

Damn

[timber elk]

I’m still gonna talk to you guys.

[torpid tiger]

I play a lot of total Warhammer two

[elder merlin]

The lamb doesnt love us anymore

[timber elk]

:[

I do

[torpid tiger]

It’s over it it’s the dark times you can even say the darktides

[elder merlin]

Im just givin ya guff

[torpid tiger]

Tough crowd

[elder merlin]

[timber elk]

[torpid tiger]

[patent grove]

It was the tidest of darks

[torpid tiger]

They should have a new character

That’s literally just a survey skull

[low wharf]

Techpriest ability, but for pinging / weakening enemies

[torpid tiger]

In a perfect world this game will somehow step up to Vermintide

[limber matrix]

"Hive Scum talent 'Street Tough' can no longer be triggered by Specialist melee attacks, like the Pox Hound pounce."
then whats the fucking point

[low wharf]

Inb4 we get weave ogryn as a bot

[torpid tiger]

What does that one do exactly

[limber matrix]

knocks back enemies around you on a cooldown when hit

[dire kayak]

what do people think about the dark imperium series

I kinda wanna read it

[torpid tiger]

Ah

[low wharf]

So now its the dmg reductio its meant to be?

[torpid tiger]

That’s stupid

[low wharf]

Instead of a get out of dog jail free card

[torpid tiger]

If anything ogryn should have something like that

[limber matrix]

ogryn does have something like that

[torpid tiger]

Mmmm

[fiery wave]

Check FNP.

[torpid tiger]

I don’t play either of these classes

[fiery wave]

A subnode.

[limber matrix]

capstone*

[fiery wave]

A subnode to a keystone.

Unless they changed it.

[dire kayak]

wait huh

[limber matrix]

its subnode of a capstone

[torpid tiger]

I don’t know, man I’ll keep blowing up people with my mind

[dire kayak]

ogryn can actually push dogs off of him

[fiery wave]

Look at Feel No Pain subnodes.

[limber matrix]

i still disagree with this nerf though

the crackhead rapid close combat is way more lenient to getting dog'd

hell fuck that it says all specialist attacks, this wont trigger on flamer kicks either

[thick coyote]

Bruv

Ragers aren't specialists

Bruv

You good?

[low wharf]

Its just pounces and i guess flamer kicks

[delicate vapor]

[low wharf]

Afaik snipers can push too but uh

[limber matrix]

oh yeah

wait the fucking flamer kicks

dude that just sucks

[low wharf]

Shit hurts man

[thick coyote]

Btw
Zealot had a skill like that for 2 years

And Fatshark never cared about it

Let that sink in

[limber matrix]

thats also why i say its still unfair

zealot is tanky ish atleast

its not like the self dog rescue happened instantly, if you are playing that thing is constantly going off cooldown so it was mostly for worst case self rescue after being half mauled to death by the dog

[thick coyote]

True
Braced Auto (worst shared ranged weapon) is outdpsing Ogryns Achlys Peashooter

Let that sink in

This also just means that Bara>>Twinks

Fatshark said so

[limber matrix]

i feel like they are basically shoving surplus shitty ammo to ogryns

[wooden creek]

Ragers are elites, not specialists

[floral ermine]

Brother u shouldn't even be dogged as scum you have infinite dodges

Scum having infinite mobility and knockback is goofy

[wooden creek]

I think it's alright if the skill isn't pushing dogs

[sleek harness]

Yall freaks complaining that the glass cannon class became more glass?

Unbelievable

[thick coyote]

Fatshark low-key added knock back because of the weak links playing Hiver

[trail bramble]

lowkirkenuienly

[floral ermine]

Scum genuinely has no business having specialist knockback

[trail bramble]

anyway this affects like, malice players
just push lmao

[floral ermine]

I get it for trash mobs or elites

[floral ermine]

Literally just dodge

The dodges insta refresh

[low wharf]

Meanwhile scums dodge range and speed is so big that you can slide alongside mutants as they try to grab you

[floral ermine]

Playing scum then going back to other classes is like swimming in a swamp

[limber matrix]

yes

and i hate it, tried playing vet after playing scum and it felt like swimming in molasses

[low wharf]

Meanwhile ogryn

[floral ermine]

Ogryn good u just need to adjust

[limber matrix]

ogryn does go fast when you have your stamina

almost makes me wanna do athletic ogryn with 3 x 3 stamina curios on ogryn

ogryn but they put actual veggies in the rashuns

[elder merlin]

Dats what i got on all my Ogryn builds

[dire kayak]

im gonna make a psyker with only toughness buffs on the curios

[amber portal]

Damage sponge psyker

[thick coyote]

Also get Cleaver with+2 stam

[delicate vapor]

what a week

[timber elk]

It hasn’t even started yet

Also pulls out shears since now the lamb looks like a giant cloud who wants to?

[limber matrix]

we aint shavin yo ass bro

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[timber elk]

:[

WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYY-

okay that’s perfectly fine :3

[thick coyote]

Played too much Hades 2

I don't want to see sheep

[limber matrix]

[timber elk]

Oh hey crab rav-

WAIT THIS ISNT CRAB RAVE

[delicate vapor]

eat crab

[timber elk]

I can’t

I’m allergic to crab

(No I’m not. I just don’t like crab unless it’s crab soup)

[wintry steeple]

hmm what if they buffed zealot

[somber stream]

Is 700 euro for a 1 br apartment expensive for your local standards?

[timber elk]

I wouldn’t know I live with my family sir

[somber stream]

Smart

[timber elk]

No

I just don’t wanna be alone

Plus it’s expensive I’m pretty sure.

But let’s not get into that

[somber stream]

I heard the prices in the states are diabolical

[timber elk]

Licht

Please read my previous

[thick coyote]

Not happening

[somber stream]

Though 700 eur for 1br is surprisingly good deal imo

[timber elk]

rolls up a newspaper

[somber stream]

Heard it's 1k in Scotland

[proper light]

[somber stream]

We're moving on from the US lamb

[timber elk]

jumps on the counter and starts bonking licht with the rolled up newspaper I said let’s not get into it!

[delicate vapor]

no idea, I just know apartments in my city are horrible

[timber elk]

YOU

[somber shoal]

Is the new patch live yet?

[timber elk]

jumps at em with rolled up newspaper

[somber stream]

It's certainly not dead

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[timber elk]

pounces on them and starts bonking them with the rolled up newspaper

[dire kayak]

[delicate vapor]

ouch

[somber shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/bubu-bonk-bubu-dudu-gif-8932107540415697346

[timber elk]

Oh my goodness hi goober :3

[somber shoal]

I played earlier this morning and the Expedition nodes hadn't rotated yet.

[timber elk]

RAGH! throws his entire body at elios only for him to bounce off them making a teddy bear sound

[delicate vapor]

😮

o deer

[somber shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-fingers-adventure-time-creepy-deer-deer-fingers-gif-18260564935894865155

[crystal osprey]

wait

scrier’s gaze smite got fixed

I’m uninstalling.

[green vector]

community salvage is 840k/200m already lmao

[thick coyote]

"This is our greatest influx on content since launch, so we're going to artificially limit it by rotation, fuck you" - Fatfuck

[green vector]

maybe more people play this shite than i thought

[somber stream]

Community salvage?

There's a community based mission?

[green vector]

u need 200m to unlock last point

yes

remnants even not salvage

[somber stream]

.

Called it

-ish

[dire kayak]

wait huh

[green vector]

one of the new modifiers is you dont have an auspex

-.-

[dire kayak]

WHY

[somber stream]

Bravo-six, going blind

[dire kayak]

that's literally your main form of navigation

[green vector]

next rotation new modifier no guns boys

[thick coyote]

.

[crystal osprey]

Is this real

[lilac crag]

it mentions that it'll account for your individual tech remnants tho

[green vector]

yes

[lilac crag]

meaning if the whole squad cobbled sumn like 2k it'll count four times

[somber stream]

Dead in 2 weeks

[timber elk]

Than what is the fucking point

[green vector]

fatshark funny

[thick coyote]

Use the force

[crystal osprey]

Yeah so for our next modifiers you don’t have guns there are no enemies and to proceed to the next objective there is a 3-10 hour dating simulator mini game with hadron, and failing it makes her turn you into a servitor and deletes your operative

[green vector]

based

[thick coyote]

I don't mind no guns

[timber elk]

leans back in his chair all the way to the point it’s touching the floor ROOOOOOOOOOOURRRRRRR…..yells

[crystal osprey]

You don’t have a melee either

[somber stream]

Yeah you 100% can go with melee only

[crystal osprey]

You only have the power of seduction

[thick coyote]

Don't even joke lad

[timber elk]

And people give helldivers shit

Whenever a gun is slightly broken

[crystal osprey]

They should add invincible

[somber stream]

Helldiver's case, it goes both ways

[timber elk]

And yet we get FUCKED sideways with dog shit content updates

[somber stream]

Dev don't know what they're doing, players are babies

[thick coyote]

Every gun in Darktide is broken
Except 99% of Ogryns guns

[lilac crag]

this isn't even that bad

[somber stream]

Meanwhile psyker with the exact 4 staves since launch:

[cobalt wharf]

It's pretty bad.

[timber elk]

There is literally no point in taking away the aspux scan

ITS THE SAME FUCKING MAP SINCE LAUNCH

[lilac crag]

idk

[obtuse oak]

Someone at Fatshark has an obsession with rotating modifiers

[timber elk]

More like making dogshit modifiers

[obtuse oak]

They did it for regular missions, then they did it for Havoc instead, and now they're doing it here

[green vector]

they need to stop

immediately

[somber stream]

It's becoming Helldivers 2-2 with every passing day

[timber elk]

“Ooooo I know how to make this harder. Take away the scanner” this is gonna be so hard for the players

THEY ARE GONNA SHIT THEMSELVES

[obtuse oak]

Oh I don't think that the people with the obsession and the people making the actual modes and modifiers are the same people

[timber elk]

START PISSING, CRYING AND VOMITING

[green vector]

one of the modifiers is static discharge idk what that is

[timber elk]

TEARS ROLLING DOWN THE FACE

[crystal osprey]

What’s wrong w ogryn

[timber elk]

LEGS SHAKING

[livid glacier]

FOOOOR ZAAAAAAAA LEEEEEEEEX!!!

[timber elk]

all because we had the scanner taken

[cobalt wharf]

Not enough weapons

[somber stream]

Future modifier: 50% starting ammo

[timber elk]

I say darktide is worst than helldivers

Because at least we get devs talking to us

[green vector]

1 less grenade

[livid glacier]

ThinShark....when hadron feet pic update?

[timber elk]

Fatshark just tells us to go fuck ourself for months without saying a word

[somber stream]

Radiation storm that block the use of eagles Valkyrie

[thick coyote]

This is what I'm saying

[dire kayak]

most of these points actually look kinda fun

[green vector]

ammo costs 10 more salvage

[livid glacier]

Than no hadron feet pic update :"c ?

[thick coyote]

.

[timber elk]

No you fucking dyslexic dystopian horn hog

Your not getting your feet pics

[crystal osprey]

Maelstrom no ammo thing

[livid glacier]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[thick coyote]

Darktide dev barely disguised rotation fetish

[timber elk]

Besides she has pegs for legs

[somber stream]

Such a lust for rotation

[timber elk]

She doesn’t even have feet

[fair bridge]

such a raw response

the fury

[thick coyote]

Their Melee and Ranged are hard gatekept

That being said

Most melees are fine

[crystal osprey]

Are they shit though

[thick coyote]

But his ranged sucks

[livid glacier]

Okay fr...I really want to see akimbo shotguns for the hive scum

[timber elk]

I don’t know why mallow but the fact we got a “rotation” of new modifiers and one is just the scanner is taken away. Just got me heated badly

[glossy bear]

Hank when are we getting gif perms back here

[dire kayak]

didnt know the hive scum was into dusk

[thick coyote]

The melees are fine, the guns are shit

[timber elk]

I didn’t mean to react to you like that

[thick coyote]

And even then

For some of his melee

[livid glacier]

:'c

[fair bridge]

i don't mind rotating the modifiers. keeps things fresh

[thick coyote]

You have to go heavy hitter for it to be good

[dire kayak]

i mean we'll see how that one goes, could be more fun than it sounds

[thick coyote]

"This is our greatest influx on content since launch, so we're going to artificially limit it by rotation, fuck you" - Fatfuck

[crystal osprey]

But me rippergun

[timber elk]

I don’t either. It’s just a bad modifier that doesn’t exchange or enhance the gameplay

[thick coyote]

Sorry
It's a Ripper

It suffers from being a shotgun

And being full auto

[timber elk]

Probably. It’s just…..they could’ve been at least a bit more creative?

[lilac crag]

this has been expedition since launch. I mean. there is a node that's literally just Night Mode.

[timber elk]

Like I don’t know. A sandstorm that blocks your vision which you can see only up to 10 feet?

Which REQUIRES you to use the SCANNER

or a modifier that gives us only dreg enemies

With huge gun lines and berserker squads

[somber stream]

Crashreport.png

[obtuse oak]

Never

[crystal osprey]

I feel like shit when I use ogryn

[dire kayak]

using your auspex reveals your position to the enemy, so you have to use it carefully

[crystal osprey]

All I do is throw rock

[dire kayak]

thats my idea

[crystal osprey]

Nothing else

[timber elk]

OR THAT TOO

[crystal osprey]

Bad at everything else

[timber elk]

literally anything!!!

“No let’s take the scanner away from the player. They are gonna be pissing, shitting and vomiting themselves- wait what do you mean the players don’t need the scanner?”

[somber stream]

I haven't play that new mod so i shouldn't talk shit too much

Could be fun, go exploration, y'know?

[timber elk]

True…

[patent grove]

@somber stream i haven't either

[lilac crag]

most people are headless chickens in it

this will hopefully help people actually learn map presets for pois

[timber elk]

I mean the ping system exists

[lilac crag]

Headless Chickens

[timber elk]

So someone could legit just ping the exist

[somber stream]

Good thing i only play with mates and bark directions

[lilac crag]

exactly

[somber stream]

But yes ping works

[lilac crag]

I've not had that experience

[somber stream]

Alex

Try larp in the chat

[timber elk]

Me personally I get zealot players who keeps pissing off the entire map and getting the whole legion on us

[lilac crag]

people seem deathly afraid to leave behind POIs to die from Radiations instead

2 minutes on the clock, but let's run across the map for 400 extra tech

[lilac crag]

or that, too

[timber elk]

“We should leave. We for 1 minute left”

Entire team fights 2 bosses for some reason

[somber stream]

Nurgle gamer:

"Anyway here's a pack master byee"

[timber elk]

Like I don’t understand why zealot players are like this

I get going fast and hitting hard is fun

[lilac crag]

" amburgler :) "

[timber elk]

Hell I love the combat blade

[fair bridge]

this windows 7 theme is so peak

[timber elk]

But that doesn’t mean I should break away from the team and piss off the entire world

[fair bridge]

i am over da moon

[timber elk]

Mallow

[fair bridge]

wout

[patent grove]

@fair bridge are you running winamp too

[timber elk]

Nothing

[fair bridge]

i should tbh

[patent grove]

Maybe icq

[rancid shore]

yo everynya

[fair bridge]

#zealot-class message

[rancid shore]

damn?

i scrolled up and got flashbanged by that image

[dire kayak]

i kinda like fighting the pack master

fun fight imo

[fair bridge]

ya its a huuuuuge butt

[rancid shore]

wdym by that

[somber stream]

1 minutes and 30 second on the clock, 1 guy down, the other 2 guys are swarmed by specials and crushers

And you heard dogs on the horizon

[rancid shore]

im just playing pokemon

i got caught in the champions hype

[crystal osprey]

Hi

Remove everything that kills me

[rancid shore]

sup

[rancid shore]

"git gud"

jk

[crystal osprey]

So you’re saying I suck

[rancid shore]

simply saying

git gud

[crystal osprey]

Sending 500 crushers to your location while forcing you to use a 0 devil’s claw sword

[rancid shore]

cant....DC sword actually parry crusher's smash?

[crystal osprey]

doesn’t that still not do damage

[rancid shore]

even a 0 one

[rancid shore]

war of attrition

gotcha

[silver rapids]

pulls rocket out from ass

[dire kayak]

meow

[crystal osprey]

NO you don’t get that it wouldn’t be Sisyphus reincarnate

[somber stream]

Dice added a single Bundeswehr skin to a Japanese American in BF6, in the season taking place in Germany

[nocturne bloom]

I heard ass

[shell goblet]

warhammies :3

[lilac crag]

mewo

[knotty pawn]

during exiting the meat grinder does the bot suddenly aggro at u?

[green vector]

had a smyker crying i was going too fast

fucking lobotomite

[rancid shore]

LMAO

[knotty pawn]

it never happen until now

[green vector]

been happening for a few weeks

[crystal osprey]

Chill

[green vector]

found the smyker

[crystal osprey]

What’s a smyker

[green vector]

smite psyker

[knotty pawn]

psysker that spam lightning blitz

[crystal osprey]

Does it count if I use smite just to buff my knife

[shell goblet]

yeah it's been a weird bug lately in vanilla

[fair bridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY4YBfCK6g8

someone told me the same thing while i was playing psyker :)

[dire kayak]

we're already at 1.5 million salvage

[rancid shore]

as long as you dont use smite as your main damage and take....10 secs to kill a bassic poxwalker

smite is fine

[shell goblet]

what the hell ?????

[fair bridge]

"please ping less and slow tf down" i'm sorry that i was WINNING

[shell goblet]

servo skull flashlight

[fair bridge]

ya i love that little mod

[crystal osprey]

I don’t even use it I kinda hate it

[fair bridge]

what's funny is that its flashlight still triggers daemonhosts

[rancid shore]

BASED

[crystal osprey]

My problem with smite is

Why incapacitate when I can stab

[rancid shore]

everyone in #psyker-class says the same

[green vector]

where is the complaining

wtf

[fair bridge]

at the end sorry lmao i just posted the whole thing to prove a point

[green vector]

LOOOOOOOL

please ping less next time

[crystal osprey]

is this true

[fair bridge]

like i'm sorry that i'm out here clapping cheeks shut

[green vector]

that shit is like a red rag to me

[fair bridge]

i'm sorry guys

[green vector]

i will spam untill we finish the mission or we all die

[fair bridge]

i'm sorry that i'm too strong and hot and cool

[languid hazel]

I like smite in short bursts. A quick shock to the crowd as it hits the team before diving into the fray as well

[tawdry edge]

Mallow what the fuck are you talking about

[sleek harness]

Fake

[green vector]

ping less and slow tf down 🥀

[fair bridge]

people complaining about pinging lmfao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY4YBfCK6g8

at the end of the video

[tawdry edge]

Like to reply to their messages?

[fair bridge]

no in game you silly fuckin dingdong

[sleek harness]

Didn't know Mallow had a YouTube career

[silver rapids]

dogs stealing kills, cats > dogs imo

[green vector]

LMAO

[tawdry edge]

Oh

[green vector]

mallow is so based and cool

[dire kayak]

i hate thinking that im actually good at the game only to realize its just a smyker

[tawdry edge]

I had no prior context

[fair bridge]

i need to upload moear

[tawdry edge]

You goddamn weezo

[dire kayak]

SO TRUE

[sleek harness]

Give Lynxiee a pass, she is slow to realize facts

[fair bridge]

ok

[tawdry edge]

Am i tweaking or is yours slightly different than mine

[tawdry edge]

This is true i am severely autistic

[fair bridge]

i don't think so, i took it straight from you

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[fair bridge]

brb for a bit i gotta do school shit

[sleek harness]

That's why you don't believe in me being Brazilian

Even through I am

[tawdry edge]

Brain is cooked

[dire kayak]

i am beyond nationality

[tawdry edge]

This ragebait shall not work

This ragebait SHALL NOT WORK

I KNOW WHAT YOU AAREEEEEEEE

[dire kayak]

i believe you

[tawdry edge]

DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES

HE IS THE SPREADER OF MISINFORMATION

[crystal osprey]

I don’t see the point of smite but not having it would nerf my melee

Hard decisions

[tawdry edge]

Simple
Just play any other class

[crystal osprey]

Why

[tawdry edge]

Psyker smelly

L class

[crystal osprey]

But no one runs as fast

[shell goblet]

i had someone hit me with the "stay with the fucking group and stop running off on your own to kill stuff" after they had down with the rest of the group alive

only then to hit me with the "leave some for the rest of us" when i stuck with the team after the fact 🥀

[green vector]

?????

[tawdry edge]

Zealot?

[uneven ermine]

Just graduated early and I’m marinated steak for carne asade tacos
FUCK YEAH BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

[crystal osprey]

What with shroud ?

[tawdry edge]

And also hive scum

[dire kayak]

scum runs pretty fast

[tawdry edge]

Crackhead ass class

Made for those addicted to all sorts of drugs

[glossy bear]

Why not
We promise to be nice, respectfull and deffo not talking politics

[hazy valley]

People who play speedy are fun because you can try to race them and see how quick you become a living blender through the map but other times they sprint off as fast as they can past everything get dogged/netted once, go down and immediately disconnect from the match and that's hilarious too

[narrow ledge]

when new class

[tawdry edge]

I don't "slow down", or "stay with the team" I try to run ahead and solo everything and if I fail I kill myself

[thick coyote]

That's the thing right

Zealot is constantly fast

Psyker is burst fast

[tawdry edge]

Heh, burst... like their heads when warp...

[rocky radish]

My psychiatrist knows more than me

[timber elk]

Hey guys

[green vector]

lamb

bussy

[marsh iris]

buh

[timber elk]

yells at the top of his lungs as he throws a book into a wall and starts throwing a bunch of eggs at it.

[green vector]

[marsh iris]

shave that lamb

revs chainclippers

[timber elk]

he slams the door repeatedly against the book over and over RAGHAGE!!!! he teleports into the bathroom and throws the book into the toilet

[shell goblet]

🧍🏼‍♀️

[dire kayak]

lamballs

[marsh iris]

ghini

[dire kayak]

i have such juvenile humour

[timber elk]

RAGHHHHH!!!!! picks up the book from the toilet. Now soaked and throws it at a laptop. He somehow found a hammer and starts brutally smashing the laptop

[green vector]

👨‍🦽

[tight pine]

👩‍🦼‍➡️

[timber elk]

throws a entire Tv at the laptop before throwing at least 24 Diet Pepsi 2 liters. 56 20 oz Diet Pepsi can’t and 78 eggs at the laptop

[green vector]

bro is zoomin

[timber elk]

steals his wheelchair and starts smashing the broken laptop over and over again

Okay now I feel better :3

so how is everyone

[tight pine]

🗣️

[dire kayak]

i think im lost sah

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone?

[crisp yoke]

Where u trying to get to

[fair bridge]

should i pay $28 to have every destiny 2 expansion or should i get a lobotomy

[crisp yoke]

But jersey mikes sub

[crystal osprey]

Hive scum player

[thick coyote]

Head hurts
9 hours of sleep combined in the last 3 days
Hungry
Tweaking at Fatshark
So I'd say I'm pretty good

[fair bridge]

i do fw jersey mike

[crystal osprey]

Why u tweaking

[crisp yoke]

I’m running on 2 hours of sleep per day and I am also hungry

I belive u may be a clone

[dire kayak]

[thick coyote]

Fatshark

[hazy valley]

Coffee machine at work broke and I am becoming a zombie

[fair bridge]

who is that in your pfp

[thick coyote]

Rob Zombie

[fair bridge]

no

[thick coyote]

Narcissus from hit game Hades 2

[hazy kestrel]

Lobotomy

[crisp yoke]

No jersey mikes sub

[fair bridge]

ppeak.... .pkeakk......

[tawdry edge]

Gift me a game on steam instead

[fair bridge]

wat do u want

[green vector]

destiny 2 🤢

[dire kayak]

whats the plural of 'sah' i wonder

[fair bridge]

sus

[green vector]

sussy baka

[hazy kestrel]

Lobotomy.

[fair bridge]

lemme see ur wishlist i might have one of them in my key collection

[hazy kestrel]

Lobotomy

:(

[hazy kestrel]

Why not both?

[hazy kestrel]

Buy them Cultist Simulator

[green vector]

i have far far west on my wishlist

[tawdry edge]

Space hulk ascension....

[green vector]

[sleek harness]

Buy her Funger 2

[tawdry edge]

I dont know how that shit be in usd

[dire kayak]

we should get an ogryn ability to hug enemies to death

[fair bridge]

only warhammer games i have are space marine anniversary edition, chaosbane and both vermintides

[tawdry edge]

American money is stupid

[tawdry edge]

Is chaosbane good

[crystal osprey]

What they do now

[fair bridge]

idk. do u want the key

[tawdry edge]

No its not 40k >:(

Grrr....

[fair bridge]

i have a lot of humble keys omg

wtf i might have stalker 2 apparently

[tawdry edge]

[fair bridge]

do u want the system shock remake

[thick coyote]

"buffed" twin linked Stubbers
They went from getting outdpsed by Recons/Brautos to getting outdpsed by Recons/Brautos

[sleek harness]

Just squint very hard

[tawdry edge]

I never played stalker

[fair bridge]

it gud

[tawdry edge]

Wats dat

[fair bridge]

i have star wars bounty hunter and jedi academy also

[crystal osprey]

Recons aren’t supposed to out dps them ?

[hazy kestrel]

The remake of hit game: System shock

[tawdry edge]

Id actually love the jedi academy i already have bouty hunter

[hazy kestrel]

But without requiring you to know how to navigate a motherboard BIOS

[fair bridge]

ill send

[tawdry edge]

Yaaaay

[thick coyote]

Dinky laser gun hitting harder than big gun

Brautos are the worst shared ranged weapon

Outdpsing big gun

[fair bridge]

i have like two copies of peak civ 5 as well

[green vector]

civ 5

[fair bridge]

do u want

[green vector]

nah give it to someone who cant afford

[tawdry edge]

Is there a way to like

[fair bridge]

i need to give away these fucking keys before they expire

[tawdry edge]

Use the key on monile

Mobile

[somber stream]

Gib

[tawdry edge]

Is civ 5 the politic game

[crystal osprey]

But negative stagger

[cobalt lichen]

[thick coyote]

Ain't no one cares about stagger

🗣️

[crystal osprey]

True

Why stagger when can kill

[fair bridge]

i dont think so

[thick coyote]

[cobalt lichen]

why stagger when can splode

[neon agate]

Forceful arbs do

[green vector]

i need a shit

[crystal osprey]

do lasers cleave better

[tawdry edge]

Gotta wait till i get home then fuck

[shell goblet]

lobotomy !!

[thick coyote]

That's why Arby's mid

[crystal osprey]

fallout new vegas reference

[neon agate]

Arby is good though lol

[fair bridge]

in my list here it says i have a key for stalker 2 but i do not know if it works. does anyone want to try it

[green vector]

why u reactin to your own shit

smh

[crystal osprey]

is this true or a scam

[green vector]

scam

mallow will keylog you

[fair bridge]

i buy stuff on humble bundle a lot and i've collected a lot of keys

[crystal osprey]

id love to be stalkering 2 heart of chornobyl

[tawdry edge]

Do u have any turn based games keys

[fair bridge]

you know how to redeem steam keys right

[crystal osprey]

what’s humble bundle

[green vector]

mallow will take all of your runescape gold

[thick coyote]

It depends
iLas and Laspistol are pretty standard cleave, about 1.5
Recons are 1.5 too except the XIV at 3
Helbores are all 3 but with the right setup they can get the equivalent to 9 cleave

[dire kayak]

lov me twin heavy stubber

[crystal osprey]

yes but I’m outside, it’s okay thank you for the offer

yeah im outside wtf is wrong with me

I’m in the sun and shit

[fair bridge]

i have sid meier's pirates, starships, ace patrol and ace patrol pacific skies, civ 3, 4 and 5

[green vector]

i mean

ty for telling me i guess

[thick coyote]

The twinks sit about 4.5 cleave

[fair bridge]

https://www.humblebundle.com/

[crystal osprey]

i would’ve loved to claim a video game

[crystal osprey]

so it’s cool game deals ??

[fair bridge]

p much

all the keys i have are from bundles i bought where i already had some of the games in them

[shell goblet]

that was an accident idk how that even happened cuz i was catching up reading chat lmao

[fair bridge]

i genuinely do not know if this stalker 2 one works

[green vector]

Can't fool me

[sleek harness]

Stalker 2 AI is bland

[shell goblet]

SID MEIERS PIRATED IS PEAK

HOLY SHIT

[crystal osprey]

Good on you for trying to make some happy ones

goat

[sleek harness]

You could sell that by the way

[fair bridge]

i literally have to get rid of these keys before they expire

[crystal osprey]

so clearly it’s better

because cleave is most important

[shell goblet]

i also loved sid meiers starships but i'm one of five (5x) people who did. game could've really benefitted from multiplayer

[sleek harness]

You could make money

Our of keys

[tawdry edge]

Eeeh not a fan of those already happy with jedi academy key

[sleek harness]

You know

Market

[fair bridge]

every time i've tried giving games away people get scared and think putting in a steam key will brick their account or something

[crystal osprey]

you couldn’t make money out of making me sad though

[fair bridge]

i looooove bounty hunter

[sleek harness]

Yes I can

[green vector]

Mallow gonna steal all your cookies

[fair bridge]

i grew up with it

[crystal osprey]

if it’s just a key that’s a bit odd

[tawdry edge]

I trust mallow with all my might
proceeds to get hacked

[green vector]

Same

[crystal osprey]

if ur asking ppl to go on a website and log in with steam that’s a bit more sus

[fair bridge]

literally not lmao

[tawdry edge]

I used to play that shit all the time on ps2

[fair bridge]

you put the key into your client

[tawdry edge]

Memories...

[fair bridge]

SAME

[tawdry edge]

Loved to just kill the pig guards on Tattooeine

[fair bridge]

open steam client, bottom left click "add a game" then click "activate a product on steam"

[tawdry edge]

[thick coyote]

still getting outdpsed

[crystal osprey]

ik I’ve claimed keys before

[thick coyote]

[fair bridge]

literally the worst thing that could happen is being lied to about what game you're redeeming lol

[thick coyote]

[fair bridge]

people are so weird

[crystal osprey]

but you cleave so that’s like 3 times as much dps because you hit many people

[crystal osprey]

i was gonna make a joke but that’s nsfw

man

[fair bridge]

i think i know what you were gonna say lol

and yeah sure that could happen

[tawdry edge]

People dont know the basics pf cybersecurity and that kinda scares me

[fair bridge]

you can also just remove games too

[sleek harness]

Give Mallow a 18+ visual novel slop

[crystal osprey]

Nah I wouldn’t

Gift me a furry game im keeping it proudly

[thick coyote]

It depends

[tawdry edge]

Same

[thick coyote]

A 10 mass enemy doesn't care about 4.5 cleave

[tawdry edge]

Im playing it too

[thick coyote]

A 5 mass enemy doesn't care about 4.5 cleave

[fair bridge]

people will give our their whole ass first and last names and the city where they fucking live but start getting spooked when they're given a random sequence of numbers and strings and told to copy and paste it into a window that says "ACTIVATE PRODUCT"

[shell goblet]

this chat always makes me wanna play viddy games

[fair bridge]

when we were kids we were all told not to tell anyone any fucking thing about ourselves online and now roblox is suggesting kids use their real names as their usernames when they make an account

[crystal osprey]

you should play

uh

mordhau

[fair bridge]

i played system shock remake last night. was fun

[tawdry edge]

Something something pedophile billionaires rule the world

[sleek harness]

I wonder when the other freaks will come to this chat

I miss them already

[shell goblet]

i have mordhau but i haven't opened it bc i was told its got a nazi problem smh

[fair bridge]

YEP

[dire kayak]

[crystal osprey]

Are you deadass

[sleek harness]

You are one of them

[crystal osprey]

Um not that I’ve experienced

[sleek harness]

But I was expecting more

[crystal osprey]

I just meet femboys on mordhau

[lilac crag]

mewo meow meow meow meow

[thick coyote]

Uploading my data to the data breach app

[sleek harness]

Alexandre is one of them

[green vector]

Spaghetti time

[sleek harness]

Maybe

[dire kayak]

mrrrp

[shell goblet]

i've been mostly locked into darktide lately but i've been meaning to poke into gta online just to see how bad it's gotten in the year and a half i haven't checked back

[lilac crag]

mroawww

[crystal osprey]

gta online sucks

[fair bridge]

they walked it back but yeah

[lilac crag]

who knows

[crystal osprey]

it could not suck but it sucks

you grind to unlock shit for free mode but free mode sucks

so what’s the point

[sleek harness]

You at least don't go around giving games for free

You would sell them

Right?

[fair bridge]

gta online pmo. you might as well just hack so you can actually have fun

[shell goblet]

it's so bad lmao i just check back every few years to see the new stuff they add lol

[lilac crag]

wrong person to ask that

[fair bridge]

some dude gave me all guns and a buncha money. that was sick

[sleek harness]

You are not greedy?

[lilac crag]

id give my arm for free if it was for a friend i cared about

[crystal osprey]

the only thing I liked was free mode and the chat and they removed that

[shell goblet]

gta is one of the only games i exclusively play on console and i haven't run into a single hacker bc of that

[tawdry edge]

GTA online nowadays? Hacking is like the only way to actually have fun

[sleek harness]

But what about

Random people

[muted warren]

i wonder if we'll ever get a new class.

[sleek harness]

We will

Calm your horses

[lilac crag]

other way around

[muted warren]

oh yay

[sleek harness]

You steal from them?

[muted warren]

is my first time here i havent even been here 5 minutes :[

[lilac crag]

they give me their arms, yes

wrong

person

[muted warren]

is okie

[sleek harness]

Stupid

[astral basin]

Alex gave half his eye for someone to fuck off

[lilac crag]

gotta wear glasses for the rest of my life!!!!!!

with surgery :))))))

[muted warren]

one of my friends i talked to wanted to see a Kasrkin class in the game. at its core and we discussed this, its just a Veteran variant or a buffed Veteran. (that is if we even got Kasrkin. most unlikely thing though.)

[fair bridge]

i kinda wanna try songs of syx

[sleek harness]

That's a weird gift

[lilac crag]

yeah

[crystal osprey]

What’s a kardkin

[sleek harness]

I think it's a xeno

[muted warren]

Cadian Elite force iirc is what the Kasrkin were.

[sleek harness]

Definitely a xeno

[muted warren]

wait cant we play as Cadians 😐

[fair bridge]

yes

[sleek harness]

Cadians are so boring

[muted warren]

hmmmmmmmmmmm.

[fair bridge]

waaaahh wahhhh my planet got blowed up waaaahhhh shut UPPPP

[muted warren]

i would say to just make an extra path only be unlocked when you select the Cadian planet backstory, but that would jsut make being Cadian one of the only options to make more optimal builds.

[sleek harness]

@dire kayak can confirm since she read the books

[crystal osprey]

What’s a cadiab

[fair bridge]

a bunch of babies

[muted warren]

so many guardsmen species ;-;

[sleek harness]

Soldier from planet which was close to a portal to the warp

It went boom

[dire kayak]

wuh

[sleek harness]

Cadia book

[lilac crag]

planet that bottlenecked the entire gates of hell closed btw

[sleek harness]

Until they threw a warp fortress at them

[green vector]

Cat watching me make spaghetti

[sleek harness]

It was probably very funny

[fair bridge]

cadians are the equivalent of a person who spent 20 years living in a house with asbestos in the walls

[dire kayak]

the cicatrix maledictum wouldve been a much bigger problem if cadians didnt exist

[hazy kestrel]

What kind of catto? :0

[astral basin]

Kasrkin is essentially veteran yes
Cadian Specialist
People have also bern begging for tempestuous scions
Guess what? They released other popular guard clothing lines for all classes

[muted warren]

when i thought about it, most classes that would have somethign to do with the guard (Kasrkin, Krieg, Catachan, etc.) they would all just be a variation of the Veteran class. and in some cases direct uprades.

[green vector]

Idk regular ass cat

[lilac crag]

for the chaos champion, he weeped. and then cadians weeped harder

[hazy kestrel]

What color fur is the cat

[sleek harness]

Cadians are hated for being old

[hazy kestrel]

Is it a silly orange one

[green vector]

Like a moo cow

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[green vector]

So I called her daisy

[sleek harness]

Heorthu

[muted warren]

cadians are js average

[dire kayak]

im an orange cat

[hazy kestrel]

Lies

[lilac crag]

we are orange cats

:3

[sleek harness]

No, Cadians are supposed to be the best of the best

Which is boring

[dire kayak]

truthhh

[muted warren]

Cadians are feeling like the Ultramarines. they are the vanilla.

[crystal osprey]

They should add Tupac

[sleek harness]

No?

[lilac crag]

theyre more like ultramarines, best of the best is average imperium propaganda

[sleek harness]

I mean

Somewhat

[thick coyote]

I played with a zealot called Tupac

He run in front of everyone

[lilac crag]

they are the highest all rounders of all all rounders

[tawdry tree]

guys does this game still have server issues...

[thick coyote]

Got to consignment yard mid event

[lilac crag]

yes

[thick coyote]

And got shotgunned

[lilac crag]

always will !

also

[sleek harness]

Man, I would like to be that Cadian guy, even though I never grew up on Cadia!

[lilac crag]

dd2

based

[thick coyote]

He was 600 meters away

[somber stream]

It's a trademark at this point

[thick coyote]

💀

[green vector]

Lore accurate

[tawdry tree]

it's literally been a year since i stopped playing from server issues 💔

[lilac crag]

true

[lilac crag]

theyll haunt you forever oomf

[tawdry tree]

woah ur awesome

[thick coyote]

I'm not even mad

[tawdry tree]

game recognizes game

[lilac crag]

u too

[muted warren]

ngl. im js hoping the next class we get isn't paid but is at least unlockable by getting like all of the penances on all of the first 4 (Veteran, Psyker, Zealot, Ogryn) classes or something.

[sleek harness]

It will be paid

[astral basin]

Inquisitorial Agents are pulled from all aspects
They stand out bc they survive
So for the models you could essentially dress up your gunners as catachan or cadians w extra I marks, and be good

[somber stream]

Greyname lol

[sleek harness]

Obviously

[thick coyote]

You're going to OD on that hopium

💀

[dire kayak]

gonna try out feel no pain

[muted warren]

i js wanna be able to play more classes than the basic 4 :[

[sleek harness]

Don't kill his innocence yet

[green vector]

Why the fuck would they release and class and make it free

[sleek harness]

He will leave in like

3 days

[astral basin]

Quality of life

[tawdry tree]

cuz the game is 40 bucks and has paid cosmetics

[sleek harness]

Imagine not paying the 6 voice actors

[green vector]

And?

[tawdry tree]

oh yes please capitalism give me more cocks to suck

[somber stream]

And is constantly on sale

[green vector]

Don't buy Cosmetics then 🤓

[muted warren]

40 bucks. tons of MicroTransactions. 2 already paid classes that are pretty much 20 bucks. (each)

[green vector]

Oh yes give me shit for free

[somber stream]

Also you get your fill of content with the 40 bucks

[tawdry tree]

the game is paid 😭💔

[green vector]

Tons of micro transactions?

Such as?

[muted warren]

not quite tons but the cosmetic section exists.

[hazy kestrel]

Optional microtransactions

[tawdry tree]

okay im not arguing with this take care y'all

[muted warren]

my brain aint workin. cuz im fuckin tired lol.

[green vector]

Totally cosmetic micro transactions oh no

[hazy kestrel]

No one is forcing you to shell out your wallet

[somber stream]

The shop is predatory make no mistake

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[somber stream]

But the 40 buck price is decent for Darktide

[hazy kestrel]

But it is optional

[green vector]

Clown chat this morning

[silver rapids]

are paid classes really that much of an issue when it's cheaper than my lunch

[thick coyote]

Sorry mate
You'll have to pay another 12 bucks for a mid class (Arbites)

Even if you already paid 40 bucks for the game

[sleek harness]

No

[thick coyote]

(psyker still the best class)

[sleek harness]

Some people are just mad that they need to buy content

[little helm]

you buy games at full price?

[muted warren]

i know. its just i want to play more than just the base 4. and to make it worse, dad likes to js say: "don't." even though i do genuinely enjoy the game. and im not mad i need to buy content @sleek harness yes im a lil annoyed, but when i look at hive scum it looks worth it (the rpg.) and besides. mixing a bunch of free and paid classes wouldnt be that bad.

[thick coyote]

Nuh uh I ain't that crazy yet

[silver rapids]

my lunch yesterday was $27 including delivery fee, tax, and tip. HS deluxe is 18.99

[little helm]

phew thought you were insane for a second

[fiery wave]

For some, it's basically crazy priced. Depends on country and how much one earns.

[little helm]

where the fuck do you live where lunch costs 27 dollars

[muted warren]

in australia im pretty sure its roughly 15-20 bucks for each of the DLC.

[dire kayak]

buying an ultramarine captain costs more than arbi

[silver rapids]

i ordered steak tips

[sleek harness]

I think he lives on macdonald

[little helm]

that makes sense

[somber stream]

Aussies and Singaporean share the same bullshit pricing

[sleek harness]

No offense

Seems a good life

[little helm]

maccas is expensive but not 30 bucks for one meal unless you sweat grease

[somber stream]

Games are generally 30-50% more expensive there than the rest of the world

[astral basin]

Dammit why is it “fuvk the police” only has the right meaning when they talk about leon 😭

I hate siblings

[muted warren]

it sucks when i look at smth expensive asf, but then i look in another country and its somehow cheaper at times.

[sleek harness]

Perhaps

[fiery wave]

Minis are insanely priced so... There's really no comparison. We even pay about 1.5 to 3x US prices for them if we want them.

[somber stream]

Can only blame the devs and regional pricing

[hazy kestrel]

Leon is hot.

[tawdry tree]

yes cause not everyone is an american
i live in a place with a horrible economy, we literally don't have enough money to pay people so now they give out paychecks every 45 days instead of 30
and do i get regional pricing to make up for it? no i have to pay the same amount as you even though you consider 27 dollars a lunch when i consider that a week's worth of groceries lol

[sleek harness]

Blame capitalism

Yes

[muted warren]

if it was like 10 bucks it prolly woulda been fine...
hive scum is prolly worth 15-20. Arbites when i look at it almost feels like it should be free but nah. 10-15 bucks at best imo.

[hazy kestrel]

Venezuela I assume?

[somber stream]

wuh

[tawdry tree]

yes only the western side of earth exists

[hazy kestrel]

Karien why are you a saint now

[silver rapids]

damn

[hazy kestrel]

Oh bug off >:(

[sleek harness]

@ripe tangle helped her

[fiery wave]

Is why ppl don't get it, what the price is can be a week's groceries... well, 3 weeks of instant noodles.

[muted warren]

whenever i see Hive Scum, they nearly out-DPS the properly specced Zealot. makes it feel almost like i should buy them jsut so that i dont have to deal with Zealot.

[green vector]

This is why you don't talk to Grey names smh

[hazy kestrel]

My compassion is gone

Fuck that noise

[fiery wave]

Ask @wind hornet .

[sleek harness]

Heworthu

What do you think

[green vector]

Gigachad

Fuck these grey names

[silver rapids]

playing other classes after HS is like sprint in a dream but ur moving so slow

[muted warren]

th did i do bro. mb that i joined about 10 minutes ago and havent instantaneously received a colorful name and think like the rest of your hivemind.,

[somber stream]

Look, at the end of the day, it's a game. The DLC is optional, nobody force you to buy, the base classes and content alone can get you up to 400 hours. And if you've already invested that much time, surely you can afford $15-25 for extra content?

[green vector]

Got one

Too easy

[tawdry tree]

just to add insult to injury
game $40
paid skins
2 classes that cost $12 each
and i STILL cant have a game that i don't get kicked in whenever a horde spawns

[somber stream]

If devs start giving out free games left and right base on your economic status, how are they to sustain operation lol

[sleek harness]

He's just rage baiting

[muted warren]

im not even mad im just confused.

[muted warren]

like i said. not even mad. js confused.

[green vector]

Seems like it chief

[lilac crag]

i am not gonna pretend to be morally correct about this topic

i dont like the basegame cosmetics for dt

most of them suck balls

and most of the actually detailed ones r store bound

[muted warren]

i dont wnat everything free. i js want at least some more free content. not a ton of paid stuff that makes it feel super limiting. especially when i see people walking around with the really cool stuff and im stuck wit ha bunch of junk.

[dire kayak]

i dont think the dlc prices are that bad

[tawdry tree]

me when turkish people pay pennies for the same thing i pay dollars for
regional pricing exists, my country is just ignored in it

[sleek harness]

The Expedition ones are badass

Fatshark is going the right way with free cosmetics

[somber stream]

Up to preference, i do agree they suck but some would die on the hill of base cosmetic

[sleek harness]

At least in looks

[dire kayak]

SO REAL

[silver rapids]

I used to play gacha mmo with a huge BR playerbase, they'd regularly be either f2p or drop 1k USD min, whale BRs would drop $10k, whale americans drop $80-100k, then dopphin americans drop maybe $30k. so there is money but we're in 2026 now

just saying DT is not bad at all when it comes to monetization

[dire kayak]

best cosmetics my psyker has seen in months

[lilac crag]

this is the ONE thing theyve done for us right with cosmetics lately

[tawdry tree]

and that's supposed to be a good thing!!

[lilac crag]

remeber the cadian helmet bug

cant have a visor sorry

[sleek harness]

Aye dab me up

[lilac crag]

pay us 9 dollars

fucking twat

[muted warren]

im 50/50 in base cosmetics. they can look good, they can look bad, but only if you combine them correctly. and that can be annoying. and the grind for them just feels not worth it most of the time. (i've had a pair of legendary pants since i was before level 10 and holy fuck bruh i still cant get the fucking penance for the goddamn SHIRT.)

[lilac crag]

but hey if you spend a lil more you could get the whole cadian fit :))))

just a lil more 4 dollars wont kill ya

[fiery wave]

Just go to EPIC games store then, right?

[tawdry tree]

this
im expected to pay the same as Americans even though they're the ones that ruined my currency :3

[muted warren]

dies in f2p

[tawdry tree]

anyway had enough of this

[somber stream]

That's an option

[sleek harness]

But you paid the game to play

[somber stream]

Just make sure to uninstall after your affair

[muted warren]

gamepass*

[tawdry tree]

not playing this game ever again since it seems they're not interested in fixing the servers

[sleek harness]

That's still paying to play

[muted warren]

i dont even own the subscription for the gamepass

[tawdry tree]

goodbye