general-chat

[marsh iris]

not jorking

[hazy kestrel]

You’re what?

[marsh iris]

jacked in

[timber elk]

Still some goon head is gonna come and take it out of context

[stuck crescent]

Also, weird overlap with krieg fans

[marsh iris]

me fr

[somber stream]

This mf and his hatred for Krieg go through time and franchises

[timber elk]

Ikr?

[stuck crescent]

Which is unsurprising. Krieg is hard carried by their art, rather than any substance

[hazy kestrel]

Licht what happened to your animated profile picture

:(

[timber elk]

Anyway I apologize for my spicy texts earlier. However that doesn’t change the fact Joan of arc is such a girlboss during the corpse wars.

[hazy kestrel]

Where is the knight that winks at me

[somber stream]

It was a 1 time thing to promote my new pp

[hazy kestrel]

Goddamnit :(

Oh :(

[somber stream]

Also im not paying for nitro lol

[stuck crescent]

I JUST HATE THE KRIEG, KRIEGIG AROUND

KRIEGING TO AND FRO

KRIEGING FROM THE RIGHT, KRIEGING FRIM THE LEFT, KRIEGING ALL OVER THE PLACE

[timber elk]

karate chops him in the neck

[stuck crescent]

KRIEGING IN THE SCHOOLS, IN YARD, IN THE HALLS

[lethal solstice]

You're like those closeted gay politicians who oppose anything even close to gay rights ever

[marsh iris]

which guard regiment uses medieval armor plates?

[stuck crescent]

IN THE STREETS

[marsh iris]

ive yet to see one i think

[timber elk]

Wow that took a turn

[crystal osprey]

the bolter aint even that bad

[somber stream]

There is one that use plated armour and salet for helme

[lethal solstice]

Hate men but cannot stop thinking about men

[hazy kestrel]

Never was

[somber stream]

One of those feudal world

[crystal osprey]

i read a guy sayinmg gnngngngng the bolter is shit !!! it need 3000dmaage

[lethal solstice]

Tell me I'm wrong

[hazy kestrel]

Lmfao

[stuck crescent]

Doesn't work, because there's a litteral ocean between us

[crystal osprey]

me lore accuracy

[timber elk]

I wont because I dont dwell in politics. Im a goofy goober.

[stuck crescent]

@dire kayak

[marsh iris]

i googled and it says house varlock

[timber elk]

MOTHERFUCKER WE ARE IN THE INTERNET

[hazy kestrel]

True, dwelling in politics is a pathway to becoming a sad sack.

[stuck crescent]

Internet Ocean

[lethal solstice]

omfg its just a comparison you can give a yes no

[marsh iris]

looks a little bit like scions

[stuck crescent]

With internet fish and crabs

I like crabs

[hazy kestrel]

Return to Grab

[somber stream]

Rich nobles have access to their own regiment and gear

[hazy kestrel]

🦀

[timber elk]

No your not wrong

[stuck crescent]

I think my favourite crab is probabbly the horseshoe

[hazy kestrel]

Y’o’ur’e

[stuck crescent]

He's a good un'

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[stuck crescent]

Maybe the fiddler

He's just soo goofy

[timber elk]

SEE!?!!!!!

[stuck crescent]

What you doing with that big ol' claw, silly

[timber elk]

THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS

[stuck crescent]

Mmmmmmmmmm internet crab

New favourite crab

[timber elk]

turns into a carb

crab rave time

[stuck crescent]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm carbs

I sleep now

[candid stratus]

I wish I was part of the Wordbearers legion, so everytime Erabus said something to Lorgar I could just say "uh, no, thats dumb"

[somber stream]

Think a book about guard life in a feudal world would be interesting to read

Piss poor peasant vs the galaxy

[marsh iris]

lol someone kitbashed a lasgun onto the tip of a spear, like those custodes bolter spear

for a feudal guard

[somber stream]

Temu custodes

[marsh iris]

#zealot-class message

kinda cool and wack

[somber stream]

I can sense somewhere, a Techpriest is frothing at the mouth

[crystal osprey]

what is with level >200 players in damnation

[somber stream]

Players seek to have fun rather than sweat

[marsh iris]

they chillin i guess

[crystal osprey]

well

what if they LOSE

[marsh iris]

new quick play?

[somber stream]

Then it is what it is

Shit happens, y'know?

[crystal osprey]

ueaj

but LIKE

i quickplay bro

im level like TWENTY FOUR bro

these dudes be level a million

[somber stream]

You'

will understand one day

[marsh iris]

it's not about getting the best scores and green circle chasing, its the dopamine of crushing heretics

i want to one shot specials and elites and hear the kill feed notification to activate my neurons

[true minnow]

People who scream and get upset because no one was listening to them talk in game, why didn't you just use text first

[marsh iris]

i want to cleave through hordes with my tact axe and see them get cut across diagonally

[acoustic pebble]

I'm drunk again

And now I got Lady Gaga blasting in my ears

I am SOOOOOO happy

[somber stream]

Asmr after a long work day

[marsh iris]

if we lose we lose, if im not having fun im not playing

[crystal osprey]

290 dreg ragers

[true minnow]

Do we know what the most popular class is?

Since ogryn is the least

[marsh iris]

my favourite magdump moment

[crystal osprey]

i dont have a gun like that ngl

[somber stream]

Boltor:

[marsh iris]

i uh, bolter main

[marsh iris]

suddenly warframe

[somber stream]

Oh shit yeah lol

[astral basin]

Taco Bell time

🌮 🔔

@whole glade

[marsh iris]

feel like firing up dartide for my boltgun

[astral basin]

How about firing up
Bolt gun
Or
Bolt gun two?

[marsh iris]

i dont have it 😔

[astral basin]

Shame

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

Fogryn the Ogryn

[somber stream]

I still can't comprehend the concept of femcel

[astral basin]

Female incel?

[somber stream]

Yeah

[graceful hamlet]

Just as there are ugly dudes (looks and/or personality) there’s ugly chicks

They then take it out on the other gender

[astral basin]

Appearance only provides a factor to sexuality
Approachability is a major part of it

[graceful hamlet]

Both just have to find out that having hygiene, a little confidence, and learning how to socialize can do a lot for you

[somber stream]

" “Incel” is a portmanteau of “involuntary celibate.” In its most basic form, incel describes someone, usually a male, who is frustrated by their lack of sexual experiences.

The Anti-Defamation League, which works to address hate and extremism, defines incels as “heterosexual men who blame women and society for their lack of romantic success.” "

So a woman who failed at romance and then proceed to blame men on the internet in general is considered a Femcel

Gotche

[astral basin]

Bro, I’ve had someone shag a homeless lady behind the dumpster one of my stores
She was missing a 9 yards of everything
Appearance is only a factor

[somber stream]

Maybe she had great personalities

[graceful hamlet]

More like someone was desperate/liked the power dynamic

[tight pine]

meep

[crystal osprey]

so the basic form of incel is fine

like as an idea

[astral basin]

“ Where there’s a hole there’s a goal”
As a lot of the lurking sick freaks here would say

[tight pine]

Those sick freaks worship nurgle lad

[somber stream]

Yeah i don't see the need to separate gender for these sort of things

[nocturne bloom]

I feel insulted

[somber stream]

'femcels' 'girl failure'

[woven adder]

is very hard mode still available in orthus offensive?

[somber stream]

If you're a failure, that's it

[astral basin]

That you were caught lurking?

[crystal osprey]

i am failure

[astral basin]

[graceful hamlet]

Girl failure is separate from femcel

[nocturne bloom]

You didnt catch anything, it said I was typing

[astral basin]

Do you think I read?

[nocturne bloom]

50/50

[somber stream]

Yeah i meant 2 different things, but separated by gender

[tight pine]

Replace the word failure with the word 🅱️oop and it will make your life a lot better

[somber stream]

Yes

[crystal osprey]

i would not be failure but a man has ruined me

[astral basin]

Is there a socially accepted version of girl failure for guys?

[somber stream]

Failure

[woven adder]

is it still activated the same way?

[somber stream]

Yes

[somber stream]

I too, am a registered failure

[crystal osprey]

bro W QUICKPLAY

[crystal osprey]

im not saying its cause of men but it certainly is cause of A man

[astral basin]

Aspiring failure
You still on corporate contracts >.>

[somber stream]

There are many type of failure

🚬

[crystal osprey]

malefailure

[somber stream]

It's their loss chad, keep on moving on

[crystal osprey]

maybe

[blazing ibex]

When u fail a challenge on Super Smash Bros Melee

[crystal osprey]

but i feel like i lost way more

[astral basin]

The primary failure is the one to achieve public worth
Family, business, income

[marsh iris]

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail, and that's a success!

[nocturne bloom]

Loss is the first step to riches

[blazing ibex]

Loss?

[nocturne bloom]

Loss

[marsh iris]

start gambling peeps

[blazing ibex]

Is this loss?

[nocturne bloom]

Idk. I only read what is in front of me because scrolling is complicated

[somber stream]

Time mend all wounds, but it also doesn't wait for anyone

Also DARKTIDE AMIRITE

[blazing ibex]

What's Darktide?

[nocturne bloom]

Its a tide thats Dark

[blazing ibex]

Who are you people and what am I doing here?

[somber stream]

I also ask myself that question from time to time

[marsh iris]

who am i

[blazing ibex]

Is it darker than the tides at the beach I nearly died in when I was a child?

[somber stream]

Grim

[nocturne bloom]

Thats just the intro

[hazy kestrel]

We are all figments of your imagination.

[tight pine]

Uhh we do things like spin in circles and worship chaos and da emperor (most of the time both)

[hazy kestrel]

At least I think I am

[blazing ibex]

Well shit. I guess I have gone crazy.

[tight pine]

Or have you?

[hazy kestrel]

I agree (As do I.)

[marsh iris]

i farted in your imagination

dont worry its not real

[hazy kestrel]

No wonder it stinks in here

Grutting hell pal

What did you eat?

[marsh iris]

🐺

[marsh iris]

brainrot

[hazy kestrel]

Understandable

[astral basin]

Sweet fuck

My body is tryna tell me to vomit

[hazy kestrel]

Then vomit I guess

[marsh iris]

see a doctor vro

[gloomy tartan]

Yo

You ever get sick

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

And you gotta shit

But also barf

[hazy kestrel]

No

[tight pine]

Then like, drink something and go to doktor (he’s a fun lad trust me)

[hazy kestrel]

No

[gloomy tartan]

And your on the toilet like

[crystal osprey]

how do you get no damage while playing hive scum

like whats the logic

w

[blazing ibex]

Lock tf in

[gloomy tartan]

Holding a trash can

[astral basin]

Its a. “You havent eating anything solid for 3 days and now you cram three pounds of taco bell in me” situation

[crystal osprey]

what did i do.

[astral basin]

Two pounds

[gloomy tartan]

Barfing and shitting at the same time sucks

[marsh iris]

dodge buddy

[gloomy tartan]

Food poisoning

[marsh iris]

whole lotta dodging

[crystal osprey]

no i mean damage inflicted

[astral basin]

I had an ihop cheeseburger do that to me once when i was 12

[marsh iris]

oh

[somber stream]

Are you having one?

[blazing ibex]

Yeah

Lock

[gloomy tartan]

No

[blazing ibex]

Tf

[gloomy tartan]

I had it before

[blazing ibex]

In

[gloomy tartan]

But no

Hi gobbo

[crystal osprey]

it aint me i dont even have hive scum

but i thought hive scum was a dps monster

[tight pine]

I have horrid idea:

max out stamina to the absolute max!
Get all stamina curios
Get horrid melee blessings that relate to stam
And other stuff

[somber stream]

Hive scum is DPS monster

You just need to know how to play

[marsh iris]

yeag vro see a doc, get it out of your system

[gloomy tartan]

I had it in the past

From meat

[tight pine]

I heard that doktor is a pretty fun lad

[gloomy tartan]

Under cooked fries just made my stomach upset but full on food poisoning only from meat

Thankfully haven’t gone through that in years

[acoustic pebble]

I'm dancing

I shouldn't be dancing

[somber stream]

Protip: Avoid visiting Chinese resto at midnight

[acoustic pebble]

My spine is missing

[marsh iris]

idk bro every doc been quite boring to me 😔

[acoustic pebble]

Absolutely based

[crystal osprey]

im ass at this game

i gotta uninstall

[acoustic pebble]

We all are

[tight pine]

Oh

[blazing ibex]

That's for cowards

[acoustic pebble]

Don't uninstall

[crystal osprey]

no im failing damnation bro

w

[blazing ibex]

Suffering is strength.

[acoustic pebble]

Then don't go alone

I got you

[hazy kestrel]

You made it to damnation

That’s fantabulous

[tight pine]

Just like uhh, take a teeny tiny break from forktide, then hop back on

[blazing ibex]

Damnation isn't easy.

You're good.

[marsh iris]

if you practice dodging and blocking more often you wont be

[somber stream]

Doing great champ

[acoustic pebble]

Remember: You ALWAYS need a criminal in your strike-team

[marsh iris]

and also push block

[whole glade]

WOOOO

[true minnow]

People with 1k hours in this game exist don't they

[marsh iris]

[blazing ibex]

COUGH

[tight pine]

I mean… I exist

(I dont know anything about my current hours on da game)

[blazing ibex]

Noo I have no idea what you're talking about!

1k hours?

That's crazy talk!

[acoustic pebble]

Bitch you calling me a fetus?

Say that to my snout

[marsh iris]

smh, only losers have 1k hours

[acoustic pebble]

Rogal Dorn is better anyway

Dumbass Iron Warrior

[gloomy tartan]

Hey would you guys be upset if a doctor described your stomach as your “gutty works?”

[acoustic pebble]

Only thing you got is just doing what someone else sucks at

[thorn herald]

Dark Communion

elevator cutscene

Whole team from full health, gets downed before the cutscene finishes.

What kind of fucking bug is this.

[tight pine]

Are you sure?

[acoustic pebble]

Did you have a Hive Scum?

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[thorn herald]

The quickplay squad did.

[acoustic pebble]

Did you have me?

[marsh iris]

guttyworks have guttyache uwu

[tight pine]

Didn’t his entire legion nearly get butchered in the iron cage?

[thorn herald]

No, I mainly play with my family & friends.

[acoustic pebble]

I'm sorry, Dantioch is working on the better team. Remember Dantioch? Didn't he call Perturabo a bitch to his face? And did the same to Konrad Curze?

[acoustic pebble]

Then that's why y'all went down

[thorn herald]

The recent quickplay though, was waiting for others to log on.

[crystal osprey]

bro yeah

[acoustic pebble]

You just didn't have me

[crystal osprey]

i quick play into a damnation

[tight pine]

That was actually pretty funny

[crystal osprey]

like 2 dead people and a bot

[thorn herald]

The cutscene elevator enemies, that always a thing?

[crystal osprey]

IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO SOLO IT

[acoustic pebble]

I'm just going off lore lol

And one book

[acoustic pebble]

Kill em

Don't be scared

Don't worry Lil bro I gotchu next time

[thorn herald]

Players can leave the elevator during the daemon cutscene?

[tight pine]

I actually need to learn some lore, all I got is the admech codex that is soon to be outdated

[acoustic pebble]

Theres only one elevator ain't there?

I don't remember no Daemons

[crystal osprey]

do some people actually just never get past damnation

[thorn herald]

Dark Communion cutscene.

[acoustic pebble]

I honestly just don't care

[acoustic pebble]

Oh then yeah just start killing

[crystal osprey]

to play other difficulties ;?

[acoustic pebble]

Rannick: "Strike team, violence, please. Now"

[thorn herald]

Can players move during the cutscene playing out?

[acoustic pebble]

Nope

[acoustic pebble]

Nope

[somber stream]

If you're looking to challenge yourself and get good, start low and slow, watch vids, tips. Play with other people who will babysit you then learn from their experience

[outer helm]

Beautiful

[thorn herald]

So how is the team supposed to do, when the whole team gets downed during said unmoveable cutscene?

[lapis halo]

Am I crazy or does the Rashad MkIII combat axe just suck

I’ve been trying to use it on hive scum and while it deals great headshot damage, in every other circumstance I die so quickly trying to use it

[somber stream]

Combat Axe suck, yeah. Tac Axe is the way

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/mods-crush-his-skull-low-tier-god-mods-crush-his-skull-cleaning-gif-27437796

thats how i imagine rannick saying it

[acoustic pebble]

Survive I guess

[lapis halo]

Yeah tac axes are goated, I love using those

[acoustic pebble]

Get a Hive scum

[marsh iris]

tac axe good

[somber stream]

Me when i have a bit too much sugar:

[thorn herald]

Hive Scums are bugged that they can move during that cutscene?

[acoustic pebble]

Been using tac axe and it's dogshit

Tactical axe reminds me of taxes

[lapis halo]

You just swing that mfer around so quickly, I love it

[acoustic pebble]

And that shit is gay

[outer helm]

Thats basically a you opinion and not my problem

[acoustic pebble]

No, just need a BAZOOKA

[marsh iris]

you used the fake taxe

[somber stream]

Greyname, goat opinion, how rare!

[acoustic pebble]

I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not doing my taxe

[crystal osprey]

yeah its starting to actually make me angry the memes are real

[acoustic pebble]

Shut up or kiss me

[thorn herald]

But it's an unmoveable cutscene for the squad? While the enemies are free to move during said cutscene.

[lapis halo]

Also like all of the unique hive scum weapons are fucking incredible, especially the dual pistols, needle pistols, and crowbar, those are insane

[acoustic pebble]

Act fact when cutscene ends. It's not that long

[crystal osprey]

console hive scum on their way to be 3000m from you while u have to deal with literally every horde

[nocturne bloom]

I heard something about a GREY name

[thorn herald]

We were all downed before the cutscene even finished.

[lapis halo]

Fuck wait aren’t taxes due in two days???

[marsh iris]

do not the grey name

[lapis halo]

I haven’t gotten remotely stated on mine

[acoustic pebble]

Two days? Bitch it's tomorrow

[acoustic pebble]

Rip

[lapis halo]

Oh fuck

[nocturne bloom]

Wait that GREY name had a good opinion

[acoustic pebble]

I just remember the dates so I know when to murder the tax man

[thorn herald]

Fucking bug.

[acoustic pebble]

Fucking buga

[lapis halo]

I use TurboTax but even last time it was like “what am I fucking doing”. TurboTax is still cool tho, I can’t imagine how torturous doing taxes normally must be

[marsh iris]

bug mode?

[acoustic pebble]

And yeah I knew what you were talking about I was just being an asshole

[thorn herald]

Yea, you are.

[acoustic pebble]

Good

[marsh iris]

what if you just axe the tax

[outer helm]

Hmmmm...two good things to choose but i can't decide!

[acoustic pebble]

I don't want these morons thinking I'm nice

[acoustic pebble]

Then pucker up

[lapis halo]

Dude I get so pist reading about how Europeans don’t have to file taxes, they don’t know how good they have it

[acoustic pebble]

You have no option

[somber stream]

You peasants do your own taxes?

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[acoustic pebble]

Fuck no. I have chimpanzees for that (Best part is it's their own taxes, not mine)

[lapis halo]

Yeah dude, taxes in America are dogshit

But you can get some of the money returned to you so that’s cool

[outer helm]

My option is doing shit

And killing heretics

[acoustic pebble]

Then pucker up

[marsh iris]

ive read some IRS law, they even mentioned if you earn your dollars from robbery or drug trafficking you still have to declare and tax it

[acoustic pebble]

Don't argue. I'm a shark

[somber stream]

We have that as well lol, tax return is when we partaaay

[acoustic pebble]

I do what I want

[outer helm]

Saying it twice is kinda critical buddy

[lapis halo]

Fuck. It really just sucks to live in America sometimes

[acoustic pebble]

This is Defcon lip locking we got here

[elfin crow]

they don't have to file taxes, but get taxed like twice as much as American's and are going through multiple reccessions, while propping up a super-welfare state, I'd US has it better

[lapis halo]

Or most of the time

[acoustic pebble]

Ew Skaven

Skaven reminds me of shaven

[lapis halo]

Huh, I didn’t even know that

[acoustic pebble]

And shaven reminds me of my hair

And that's nasty af

[outer helm]

You don't have hair

You are a karken shark

[somber stream]

Depends on which country you're living in, said statement is true but also false for Finland

Which is taxed to kingdom come

[acoustic pebble]

No shit ya grog drinking son of a mustard tube

[somber stream]

40% lololol

Free healthcare and school till uni btw

[outer helm]

I prefer ketchup

[acoustic pebble]

You prefer mayonnaise

Or ranch

[somber stream]

4k for student loan, imagine that

[acoustic pebble]

I guarantee

[outer helm]

Mixed both is kinda peak

[elfin crow]

I'm UK based, we get just over a quarter of our wages stolen by the government every pay day, country is on the verge of economical collapse in the next 20 years I would say

[acoustic pebble]

What a fucking nerd

[lapis halo]

I guess those taxes are going to NATO defense spending? Which I’m pretty sure most of NATO’s forces in Europe are Americans?

[acoustic pebble]

Nah that's going to me

[somber stream]

...no?

[acoustic pebble]

I'm just stealing that shit, ya dumbass

[outer helm]

Holy fuck! Im a smartass?!

[somber stream]

US errected its bases all across NATO, that's true. But it's still mainly European

[lapis halo]

I was just talking to my brother today about England and he was like “yeah dude it’s totally fucked”, like honestly I could see America lasting for a while but Britain seems to be on its last legs rn

[outer helm]

What a shocker

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. Just a nerd. Pay attention you moron

For a nerd you're dumb af

[lapis halo]

Nevermind, I am stupid. Ignore what I said

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. I already got that money

[outer helm]

But sah, that doesnt make any sense sah

[acoustic pebble]

If I give you food, will you stay quiet?

[elfin crow]

yeah your bro is right, unless there are some actual practical solutions cooked up in the next 4 years, the country will basically collapse, it's on fast track to a failed state right now (might already be one)

[nocturne bloom]

The voices told me someone mentioned... ass?

[acoustic pebble]

No. Go back to your burrow you fucking rat

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[nocturne bloom]

Yea call me names

[acoustic pebble]

Also is it just me or is Clan Pestilens just utter dog shit?

[marsh iris]

literally?

[acoustic pebble]

I'll call you more than names. Prepares a book of racial slurs

[lapis halo]

My ancestors come from all across Europe (like many Americans, I am a euromutt), but primarily came from England, like my family came over in the 1600’s to Virginia while it was still a young colony. Apparently the first guy in my family to come over was a wealthy salter from London

He even had a funny bit in his will that was like “just bury me in loads of salt” or something like that

[acoustic pebble]

That was the joke you over-compensated fart bag

[marsh iris]

[acoustic pebble]

You're lucky I favor you

Otherwise you'd have WOLF TITS ON YA

[marsh iris]

no you are marked for death

[somber stream]

Are you two flirting

[acoustic pebble]

Then how come these assassins suck ass?

[acoustic pebble]

Don't be jealous

I'll fuck you too

[outer helm]

They relationship is like cadia

[somber stream]

[marsh iris]

thats their job

to suck ass

[acoustic pebble]

Then tell them to send Callidus and not EVERSCOR

[lapis halo]

So one of them is getting “obliterated” by the other?? Like…gaysex????

[acoustic pebble]

Don't think about it

[lapis halo]

What if I want to

[acoustic pebble]

Then you're next

[outer helm]

I thought both but idk what your galaxy brain is thinking buddy

[acoustic pebble]

You'll get Cadia'd

[lapis halo]

👀

[marsh iris]

no im sending you the everho

[lapis halo]

My mind automatically defers to gay sex as an explanation

[acoustic pebble]

That's not a temple, you limp marshmellow

[marsh iris]

a new temple just for you

[acoustic pebble]

I'll eat their asses like doritos

[lapis halo]

The real question is, does the god emperor of mankind approve of bottoming

[marsh iris]

[outer helm]

Is all your solutions gay sex?

[lapis halo]

…maybe

[jaunty path]

[acoustic pebble]

Fucking perv

[jaunty path]

that reads horribly

it gets all over your hands, your mouth

its just a messy junk food

[crystal osprey]

scoreboard is giving me an ego

[lapis halo]

I’m not even gay either, I just think if the world had more gay sex, it might just become a better place

[jaunty path]

<@&735928989146939404> bot

[acoustic pebble]

Goddammit specify what you mean, you destructive coral snake

[marsh iris]

[jaunty path]

When you eat doritos

it gets on your hands

your mouth

it makes a mess

everywhere

[outer helm]

Its like sand then

[jaunty path]

its a messy junkfood

[acoustic pebble]

I'm not sharing, you thieving, conniving, coyote

[jaunty path]

and eating someones butt out

like doritos

is kind of.

[acoustic pebble]

I know what I said

[blazing ibex]

Huh

[acoustic pebble]

I'm a shark

I do what I want

[jaunty path]

you have dorito dust on your hands.

what will you have

[somber stream]

Someone put a restraining order on the Shark

[jaunty path]

eating someones butt out, like doritos

[acoustic pebble]

In 500 years? You

[outer helm]

Nah nah, let him cook

[acoustic pebble]

Good fucking luck. I'm already banned in four different oceans

[blazing ibex]

[jaunty path]

my dude ate devil fruit or mth

onepiece non sense

[acoustic pebble]

I just ate the devil

[jaunty path]

gay

[acoustic pebble]

Take that answer however you will

It's all correct

[jaunty path]

See what version of the devil do you mean

do you mean the one from powerpuff girls

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[blazing ibex]

That's the best one

[jaunty path]

he was kinda awesome ngl

I liked him

hehe his name is him

[acoustic pebble]

I killed him

[jaunty path]

He was supposed to be a drag queen right?

[acoustic pebble]

He was annoying as shit

She

It

Idc

[jaunty path]

His name was literally HIM

[lapis halo]

Honestly queer-coded satan goes hard

[acoustic pebble]

Blame HIM for confusing me

Badum tss

[jaunty path]

Okay so

how do you get confused on pronoun

when his name is

HIM

[acoustic pebble]

It was a play on words you literal manifestation of Rogal Dorn

[jaunty path]

dumb

shark

[lapis halo]

So what you’re saying is…he’s literally him

[jaunty path]

INDEED

[acoustic pebble]

I had a couple drinks leave me alone

You grandma

[tight pine]

🗣️ 🪚 🪚

[acoustic pebble]

Of course the iron warrior would be offended, you sandbox crybaby

[lapis halo]

For anyone wondering what I’m talking about…

“He's him" is a slang phrase used to describe a man who is exceptionally skilled, confident, or the absolute best at what he does, often in sports or competitive contexts. It signifies that a specific person embodies greatness, acting as a superlative to affirm someone's elite status.”

Thank you Google search AI

[acoustic pebble]

What a fucking nerd

[outer helm]

He used AI. Hadron will be unpleased

[lapis halo]

🤓

[acoustic pebble]

Magnus the Red ass looking mf

[lapis halo]

I would have sided with the men of iron. I mean cmon how much more do you think they can take being called “clankers”

[tight pine]

Wrong, hadron would attempt to murder em, as tech heresy is punishable by death

[crystal osprey]

is the scoreboard mod just the green goblin mask

it makes me a differnt person

[outer helm]

She can gladly murder me. I mean what?

[acoustic pebble]

I wouldn't do that

[tight pine]

Ai = abominable intelligence = tech heresy = death
Ai = death

[acoustic pebble]

The temptation of the WIRED GASH is Strong beyond belief

I too wish to feel her automatic hands upon my cankle

[lapis halo]

😳

[acoustic pebble]

Just imagine, rejects, what those three armpits MUST smell like

[lapis halo]

I wonder if people even fuck in 40k or they’re just too preoccupied with slaving away in the metal fabs that they just sell their nut or something

[somber stream]

Trillions

[acoustic pebble]

How else do they make kids

Ya dumbass

Anyway I'm off to make quesidillas

[lapis halo]

Artificial insemination? Or like test tube babies? I know in gears of war they have stuff like that

[acoustic pebble]

Seeya later

You fucking weirdos

[jaunty path]

You said the dorito thing first

[potent sage]

if you arent infertile, u fuck

that's it

at least for regular civilians

[crystal osprey]

what the FUCK

[acoustic pebble]

I know, but again: I'm a shark. I do what I want

[crystal osprey]

hey guys

[acoustic pebble]

You're all weird

[crystal osprey]

are the data guys like

happy with their job

[potent sage]

no one in 40k is happy

[acoustic pebble]

Orks

[lapis halo]

I have to imagine the humans of 40k are accidentally huffing so many toxic chemicals that an overwhelming number of them must be infertile

[acoustic pebble]

Ya fruit-basket

[somber stream]

It's not all bad in 40k

Feudal worlds, paradise worlds are pretty nice

[crystal osprey]

ogryns when ration

[lapis halo]

I’m sure the corpse-starch begins to taste good after a bit

[crystal osprey]

but yeah i dont really know much about warhammer and i didnt know the data thingies are like

people

[somber stream]

Corpse-starch is a meme

[tight pine]

Ye, so is being royalty anywhere

[somber stream]

Administratum Munitorum?

[crystal osprey]

what is that

[somber stream]

Or the red robot looking people

[lapis halo]

Nah they def are eating the corpse starch. And to think people today get iffy at the thought of eating bugs

[crystal osprey]

the skulls

[tight pine]

Adeptus mechanicus?

[crystal osprey]

unless i got trolled

[somber stream]

Adeptus Mechanicus

[crystal osprey]

are the skulls not people

[jaunty path]

ppl r pussys

[somber stream]

Nerds

They fiddle with machine

[tight pine]

They’re former people

[limpid vigil]

Bloodborne movie - it's fucking real!

Made by jack-scepticeye too

I wish i was joking

[somber stream]

Source? Senator?

[lapis halo]

They are, they’re like lobotomized and used as a replacement for AI

So in Darktide when you see those skulls attached to the door controls, that’s basically a lobotomized human who is permanently installed as a door control for thousands of years

[nocturne bloom]

Man im supposed to go to work in 5 hours but I cant sleep at ALL

[limpid vigil]

https://www.reddit.com/r/bloodborne/s/P9sMC5Gsi1

[outer helm]

Then go kill some heretics

[nocturne bloom]

Might just not sleep and buy a 12 pack of monster before work

[somber stream]

BLOODBORN MOVIE ADAPTATION BEFORE OFFICAL PC PORT FROMSOFT WHAT THE FUCK

[lapis halo]

That’s what I used to do at my cvs job

Also because I hate coffee and one time it made me violently throw up in my car while following my mom on the way to an automobile dealership

[cosmic burrow]

Sony bullshit mate

[outer helm]

Fr?

[somber stream]

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/bloodborne-video-game-r-rated-animated-movie-adaptation-sony-cinemacon-1236720936/

[marsh iris]

starring jack black

[nocturne bloom]

I work at a school

[lapis halo]

Ahhh

So that’s a no go then

[tight pine]

Also say hi to official backrooms movie too for some treason

[carmine stag]

Whats the difference between elite and expert

[somber stream]

No i watched the trailer, it's good

[tight pine]

Yay!

[crystal osprey]

i think id rather be a reject than a door

oh also another question

why in hell are we not contaminated

by some bullshit

[twin dirge]

Chat im the newest employee at my job and they have me training someone

[lapis halo]

This is how I find out. But yeah you’re right, they’re doing it

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/bloodborne-video-game-r-rated-animated-movie-adaptation-sony-cinemacon-1236720936/

[twin dirge]

What the fuck, I barely know what IM doing

[nocturne bloom]

If i was a door that means id get pushed around every day

[crystal osprey]

and thats good for you ?

[tight pine]

OSHA protocols don’t exist in the far future, we left that behind when we started using hell as an ftl method

[nocturne bloom]

Very

[lapis halo]

Because we’re named characters and therefor have plot armor

Or like our belief in the emperor is so strong that it shields us from that or something

[marsh iris]

youll be very good teacher

[crystal osprey]

so our rejects are kind of awesome otherwise we would just be yet another chaos armored weirdo

[lapis halo]

Pretty much

[somber stream]

Our rejects die a lot

We're running out of rejects, in fact

[crystal osprey]

dude i literally stabbed a nurgle beast and it blew up on me theres no way i shouldnt be infected

[marsh iris]

we have 50 million psykers

[lapis halo]

I mean the psykers we play as are pretty powerful in terms of lore despite being rejects

[limpid vigil]

I think it's cuz every reject has immunity due to surviving ogryn farts.

[marsh iris]

were the most psykerful warband

[crystal osprey]

this is why they are broken in gameplay clearly

ok but like

4 ogryns vs 3000000 space marines

who wins

[marsh iris]

why brahms didnt use the reject psykers to power grendyl's experiment or some shit

[limpid vigil]

The loose cannon vet looting all the bodies

[crystal osprey]

do not steal ration from ogryn

[little violet]

Was there a gun on darktide that had the Roman numerical XIIV on it?

[lapis halo]

Space marines but I like to think our Ogryn boys give them a good fight

[limpid vigil]

You see the heavy - is dead

[tight pine]

Space marines I think, but the ogryns are not to be messed with… especially when they’re promised rashuns

[crystal osprey]

ok if we had slightly more realistic numbers wouldnt the ogryns win

[somber stream]

They're using the mourning star's
1 fusion reactor >>> tiny monkey brains

[crystal osprey]

just by virtue of like

[lapis halo]

Honestly I could care less about the space marines except the salamanders, all the lore surrounding them is just not interesting to me at all

[crystal osprey]

being built different

[blazing ibex]

pretty sure there's a running theme that the rejects are blessed by the emperor in some way

[crystal osprey]

so the zealot is the most real reject

[blazing ibex]

and one of them allegedly, talks to at least a part of them

[crystal osprey]

zealots are correct and awesome

[jaunty path]

I am proud to announce

that psykers are being removed from the game

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[delicate vapor]

😱

NO MORE SMYKERS

[lapis halo]

Like you literally have Viking space marines with anime like wolf teeth, you got genocidal maniacs (black templars) that the guys at flashgitz jerk off to, you got vampire people, you got the blood angels which are about..secrecy?? Or something??

Not saying they can’t be interesting, just all GW does is obsess over the space marines and give them zero depth whatsoever

Like there’s nothing there that really grabs my interest, it’s all so different and random and there is not much really connecting them concretely. On the other hand, the Astra militarum factions are just regular humans going up against impossible and nightmarish odds, which is way more interesting (and why I love Darktide so much)

[nocturne bloom]

So apparently if I dont go to sleep my body will be impaired to the equivalent of a BAC of 0.10%

That doesnt seem right for only 25 hours

[delicate vapor]

hmm more alcohol

[somber stream]

New Sale head got laid off lol

[delicate vapor]

o deer

😮

[marsh iris]

i guess they were heading off 😎

[somber stream]

Wait hold on im posting this in the group chat

"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"

They love it xD

[marsh iris]

was that the same lass that gathered all the heads for a meeting?

[lapis halo]

Anyone else take Trazadone to fall asleep?

Whenever I take it I like to say im headed off to “trazyland”

[crystal osprey]

i hate krak grenade veterans

it should be my time to shine with my melee 😿

[jaunty path]

They have no depth because they need none

what gets sales is vibes and aura

[lapis halo]

Trueee

Like space marine 2 was fun and I enjoyed it, especially since you go up against Nids, but like Darktide is so much more claustrophobic and dark that it’s just way more interesting to me

[delicate vapor]

warhammer space hulk does do that too

[jaunty path]

space marine 2 is where you shoot and walk

[lapis halo]

I’ve wanted to play space hulk for a while but I see so many reviews saying it’s bad, is this true?

[jaunty path]

thats it

[delicate vapor]

I dont trust reviews, I play the game to form my own thing about it

some people like it some people dont

[jaunty path]

its not a good game despite being a terminator ur weak asf

if you play it

you need friends.

[delicate vapor]

yeah

[lapis halo]

You hit buttons and kill things, which is fun, but it doesn’t have the same kind of skill ceiling as Darktide 😤

[knotty terrace]

heyo how the new update?

[jaunty path]

PLEASE only buy it on sale

[jaunty path]

expeditions? dead.

[nocturne bloom]

I remember having that take here a while ago and got tore apart for it

[jaunty path]

on sale its as low as 4 dollars

for a good fuckin reason

[delicate vapor]

[knotty terrace]

already?

[lapis halo]

I am one to trust professional reviews over user reviews, but I will see when it’s on sale and give it a try

I mean it’s like Darktide with terminator space marines and nids, that alone sounds pretty cool

[jaunty path]

Yeah its a nothing burger

watch gameplay atleast

[knotty terrace]

well there goes the penances

[lapis halo]

The new classes have been sick af, like Arbites and hive scum are awesome to play

Expeditions is a cool concept, I think with some revisions to it, it could be better, but it’s at least off to a somewhat strong start

[jaunty path]

Only buy it on sale

[lapis halo]

Oh def. I wouldn’t pay full price for a game that old lol

[nocturne bloom]

The more you say that the more likely I am to not

[jaunty path]

buy it on sale

:)

[somber stream]

Don't send me 50000 Euro

Please, do NOT do that

[nocturne bloom]

Whats that? 5 USD?

[knotty terrace]

arbites and hive scum aint new classes they've being out for abit you nerd

[jaunty path]

The "strong" was the hope and interest

it

flopped

🥀

[lapis halo]

True. I mean hive scum came out what, late last year? So I guess it’s fairly new. But yeah you right

Based off all the leak, it appears the next class will be skitarii or admech, which I’m sure will make a lot of people happy

I’m probably in the minority with this but I would kill to have a fucking beastmen class added into the game

[knotty terrace]

did the power falchion get a buff at least?

[lapis halo]

I want it to make a comeback 😪

[crystal osprey]

i am

[jaunty path]

Thing is

[crystal osprey]

interested in hive scum

[jaunty path]

its a nothing burger

[jaunty path]

Good class

op asf

[crystal osprey]

why op

[jaunty path]

a lot of damage and infinite dodge

[lapis halo]

It’s funny how many people were pissed about hive scum being announced only for it to turn out to be one of the best classes in game

[jaunty path]

its the opposite of arbitrator

no toughness

all damage

[crystal osprey]

why were people pissed about hive scum

[misty trench]

hive scum needs buffs actually, it doesn't autocomplete the game for me

[jaunty path]

[crystal osprey]

why do my random scums do less damage than me...

[jaunty path]

they suck and have bad builds

or are just early scum

early scum is a struggle

late scum is an unkillable god if you're skilled enough

[misty trench]

the average player is typically running some horrid scuffed shit ngl

[lapis halo]

WRONG

it got some good buffs sometime recently too even tho it was already a pretty OP class

[jaunty path]

i mean if u want auto complete

equip inferno staff

[crystal osprey]

how early do we mean

i dont wanna play a class that is useless until max level ngl

[jaunty path]

thats every class.

[misty trench]

nah until hive scum can do my taxes, wash my car and win the lottery for me it needs buffs smh

[lapis halo]

But like…it’s so worth it

Like yeah early hive scum isn’t anything super cool but max level hive scum is fucking absurdly good

[crystal osprey]

not USELESS

[misty trench]

(but yea scum is OP, frankly every class has something that's OP going on)

[crystal osprey]

ogryn buff plese

[jaunty path]

like level 5 10 or so. around 20 is when it gets insane

[crystal osprey]

i see

i dont have enough money on my steam account for hive scum

[cosmic burrow]

Ergo nerf everyone

[lapis halo]

The class balance is really good in this game I must say. Everything has its strengths and weaknesses, and they all excel in their own niche

[jaunty path]

dam

gimme ur money

[blazing ibex]

The humble zealot

[jaunty path]

ill quadruple it

[blazing ibex]

I. Very much disagree with this.

I think class balance is off the fritz personally.

[misty trench]

even zealot has op stuff going on tho, it's just been eclipsed in the power creep race lmao

[cosmic burrow]

Yes. Except evety shitter judges everyweapon by one quality how fast it kills cara

[lapis halo]

Tbf I have mostly been playing hive scum, vet, and Arbites lately. I have little knowledge as to how zealot, Ogryn, and psyker play now

[crystal osprey]

psyker plays good

thats all u need to know

[misty trench]

like we're at the point people will argue zealot and ogryn are the best balanced classes and it's like...nah bruv

we all be OP, stuff like Hive Scum and Psyker are just on a whole other planet is all

[blazing ibex]

Psyker is dumb strong. Ogryn can be dumb strong but your options are limited. Zealot has something to give with shroudfield being a boss skipper and chorus giving gold toughness but they're at least the most leveled out imho

But the issue is

Every single class is dumb strong in some way

It's not that classes are over or underperforming. It's that everyone's power level is inflated as fuck

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

[lapis halo]

I’ve really been wanting to go back to psyker for some time. Especially flame torch psyker. Although I fucking love the void staff and will use that much as possible if it’s still as good as when I last used it

[cosmic burrow]

Nerf everyone

[knotty terrace]

chainsword still considered bad?

[misty trench]

yeah chainsword is generally considered mid at best

[cosmic burrow]

It will be good for the health of the game

[jaunty path]

another thing about scum

[lapis halo]

Hmmm is that more a good or bad thing would you say?

[blazing ibex]

Bad.

[crystal osprey]

so should everything be nerfed

[jaunty path]

scums talents juices tf up bad weapons

chain axe becomes good on scum

[misty trench]

not everything needs nerfing, but a lot of things across the game do need some rebalancing and tuning down

[cosmic burrow]

Chain axe is good on zealot

[jaunty path]

only thing hsword and dclaw has against them w scum is bad carapace damage

and flak

[true minnow]

Is there a max for weapon power

[blazing ibex]

Because then Fatshark continues to level the game around that, increasing spawns to clown car levels, straining a game engine that was already struggling well before the insane power creep this game's experienced.

[jaunty path]

500

[misty trench]

though of course when it comes to balance you have to consider which difficulty you're actually aiming to balance around because that changes the discussion entirely

[true minnow]

i c

[blazing ibex]

I remember.

When you saw a poxburster.

And you pushed that burster.

[cosmic burrow]

Everyone as in With mind, not cutting everything in half

[blazing ibex]

And you knew that burster was gonna explode.

That is simply not the case anymore.

[cosmic burrow]

Id say damnation/auric

[misty trench]

yeah I'd also say balancing around auric is the play

[knotty terrace]

did the power falchion get a buff?

[blazing ibex]

Balancing around havoc is stupid

[blazing ibex]

It got

a whole

3% damage buff

[cosmic burrow]

Heart tell balance around heresy. Mind tells balance around suric

[blazing ibex]

waw

[knotty terrace]

........thats terrible

[crystal osprey]

does hive scum generally deal with carapace well

[cosmic burrow]

Yup

[lilac crag]

it cracks it open like a can

[crystal osprey]

balance around malice ofc

[jaunty path]

yes

[misty trench]

I'm gonna admit I do actually like power falchion

granted this is entirely due to vibes rather than performance

[blazing ibex]

Hive Scum is the only class that can make a Heavy Sword a proper crusher killer

[crystal osprey]

how !

[jaunty path]

I unironically think it should be balanced around auric

[misty trench]

hoyper voilence

[jaunty path]

cuz auric isnt hard

[knotty terrace]

so power falchion is still bad shame

[jaunty path]

if you know how to play the game

[crystal osprey]

what else could it be balanced for anyways

fuckin

havoc ?

[jaunty path]

when these....devs dont play the goddamn game

[jaunty path]

dont do that

[marsh iris]

power falchion where the power ACTUALLY STAYED ON

[jaunty path]

Havoc needs tweaking mostly stuff to prevent crashes

[misty trench]

devs do play, well at least I know of a few who do

[jaunty path]

not enough of them do

[crystal osprey]

hey guys its me, The Developer

[lilac crag]

I'm noticing alot of people's sore spot rn is how easy bosses are to kill

[cosmic burrow]

@crystal osprey auric damnation or heresy. Thats where you want to balance around choose 1

[misty trench]

well it only matters so much, at the end of the day a lot more goes into what balance actually gets shipped than what individual or even collective devs think

[lilac crag]

I think a little more touch to them for auric difficulties wouldn't hurt

[knotty terrace]

3 fucking % what the fuck is that gonna do against crushers

[crystal osprey]

make nurgle beast huge

[cosmic burrow]

Yup

[lilac crag]

hug them

[outer helm]

When does devs even play they own game? Thats like the McDonald's eating they own product

[knotty terrace]

more like tickle them

[jaunty path]

This shit is why I can't take the devs seriously 😭

[crystal osprey]

3% is huge

[blazing ibex]

It was supposed to be more.

[crystal osprey]

power flachion now top 1

[blazing ibex]

But in calculations, it actually ended up being less lol

[misty trench]

maffs is hard

[jaunty path]

not here

dum

play balatro

[lilac crag]

bubububububu

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-hanging-chad-chad-brainstorm-blueprint-gif-2040947056834966761

[jaunty path]

BUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUB

[tight pine]

morp

[knotty terrace]

my brother in big E 3% aint that big of a buff in the grand scheme of things

[blazing ibex]

Playing a Monstrosity maelstrom just ain't the same anymore

😔

[marsh iris]

if 3% goes up a breakpoint id take that as W

[blazing ibex]

It's crazy what on demand rending can do to a weapon that isn't great against armor but has really good base damage.

Or a DoT that just outright ignores it.

[crystal osprey]

on demand rending ?

[blazing ibex]

Channeled Aggression

Rending stimms

25% on heavies, on the weapon, where you mostly want to do heavies

[delicate vapor]

[blazing ibex]

And for scum in particular

[lilac crag]

I've played some yesterday

[blazing ibex]

Because they can get a lot of crit chance

They can also make use of a very funny blessing that lets it cleave crushers lol

[lilac crag]

it took 3 (albeit properly applied) kraks to snuff a chaos spawn out

a weakened one

and then a burgle came

got one shot by invis relic

there's just not much weak monstrosities offer rn

[lilac crag]

which one is that by the way

[blazing ibex]

Perfect Strike

I have a build for it

[lilac crag]

gimme?

[blazing ibex]

#hivescum-class message

Honestly, one thing I should change.

[jaunty path]

can u give a chaxe build..

[blazing ibex]

I don't run chaxe that much though 😭

I haven't ran it since Scum update so I dunno the best way to run it

[marsh iris]

i ran chaxe for a fair bit of time, its good but it just feels too slow for me

[gloomy tartan]

I hope when I pass I meet all my dogs again

And there like a dog hydra

I’d like that

Walk them around

[blazing ibex]

Chris

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia

[blazing ibex]

That is, one of the most random thoughts I've seen in a while.

Proud of you.

[gloomy tartan]

You never wanted a dog hydra

[marsh iris]

-# hail hydra

[blazing ibex]

I've never thought about the prospect of having a dog hydra until today.

[gloomy tartan]

A Cerberus upgrade

Jesus pls give me a dog hydra of all my dogs 🙏🏼

Hey funny story

Cerberus just means spot

The end

[crystal osprey]

how can i buy hive scum...

[gloomy tartan]

With money

[crystal osprey]

is hive scum veteran 2

[gloomy tartan]

No

It’s fast

And delicate

[blazing ibex]

scum is ghetto psyker

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

You can fuck

But also you get fucked of your not careful

[crystal osprey]

so ur saying deep down i already have hive scum

[gloomy tartan]

Your like

Sonic

[harsh brook]

should i refund the game? I've never been able to find a lobby with real players. my region is SEA

[gloomy tartan]

Without the chaos emeralds tho

That’s hive scum

[marsh iris]

loyalist criminals

[gloomy tartan]

Ur fast and kill good just don’t get hit

That’s the scum

From my veteran point of view

[marsh iris]

if you have your dodge foundation down on other classes, hive scum is good

[crystal osprey]

i dont know if i have that

[gloomy tartan]

It rewards you dodging good and punishes eating hits

[blazing ibex]

I mean, it sucks needing to go to a different server to play so, not that I feel great saying it but seems like that'd be the play.

[marsh iris]

you get folded like a wet tissue paper through a shredder and folded again

[gloomy tartan]

Your basically like

A glass cannon

Like fr

lol

[blazing ibex]

Sorry the experience finding players hasn't been great there :(

[marsh iris]

sugar glass cannon 😭

[blazing ibex]

Just cannon to be honest.

Well, except stimm scum maybe but that's depending on the stimm

Scum is more survivable than people give it credit for.

[delicate vapor]

[blazing ibex]

Look. It is the only class, that regens toughness.

From getting shot.

That is a massive boon to have.

[outer helm]

Kinda nice

Never played Hive scum

But was thinking buying the class

[jaunty path]

purchase

[delicate vapor]

bought

[somber stream]

Consoom

[gloomy tartan]

I mean any class is survivable

It’s just how fast mistakes can kill each class lol

[marsh iris]

requisition

[outer helm]

Dying is gay

[marsh iris]

straight facts

[gloomy tartan]

Bad teammates make me not wanna play the game lol

[timber elk]

Hi everyone

Today

I’m gonna be a wizard puts on magic robes and cool looking crystal stick

[outer helm]

Cool and i have a gun

[timber elk]

Ooooh but your forgetting one crucial detail

[timber elk]

turns the gun into a bolt gun

[jaunty path]

boltgun? more like poop gun

Gauss flayer sweeps

[timber elk]

spawns her a rail cannon

[jaunty path]

noh

gauss flayer supremacy

I will turn you into ashes

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-necron-disintegration-gif-3978002460787846575

[timber elk]

spawns her a gauss flayer

[marsh iris]

Flauss gayer

[outer helm]

fucking dies by its weight

[timber elk]

It’s the human variant….how even did you….EVEN I A 2ft TALL LAMB CAN CARRY IT

[jaunty path]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Who do I

gauss first

[timber elk]

well not me

[jaunty path]

[timber elk]

If I die. Than the weapon goes away.

[jaunty path]

I think I need to go to canada

[jaunty path]

Your ass is not a necron!!!!

You do not control the protocol!!

blasts lamb

[timber elk]

he turns the laser into a stream of water

VLIA DURM SANGUINE. makes all of missus bones achy

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia didn’t blow up for this shit y’all

🙁