general-chat

[tight pine]

Hold up why did I say that?

[dire kayak]

mrrrpp

[timber elk]

puts down a cake pan welcome….to the flithy lamb tv show

Today’s episode

[green vector]

lambussy

[timber elk]

puts down a bottle of ibuprofen we gonna be making ibuprofen cake

[dire kayak]

it doesn't matter if you shimmy, shimmy ay, or shimmy ah
they all lead to one place
drake swalalala

[timber elk]

And I am here with my co-host grabs personman by the collar and pulls him into view of the 4th-wall breaking camera @hazy kestrel

[astral basin]

Genchat moment

[timber elk]

(I’ve been watching too
Many old videos of flithy frank

[dire kayak]

collar?

[timber elk]

God the hair cake video was…..was something)

[timber elk]

No.

[dire kayak]

awwh

[timber elk]

As in shirt collar

You know the thing everyone has

[nocturne bloom]

Yesss

[timber elk]

Ah good and here’s my other co-host with the ingredients we need for the cake

[nocturne bloom]

Yall heard it here

[timber elk]

pulls out a razor lamias hair is a key ingredient

[nocturne bloom]

I have huge cake ingredients

[proper light]

My new havoc assignment with the reset is much better than the last one. Happy day.

[dire kayak]

i don't have a collar yet :3

[south valve]

My random midnight sad time has been replaced my random midnight optimism and hope time!!

[nocturne bloom]

I can fix that

[timber elk]

sighs as he pulls out a pair of scissors and goober is also a key ingredient for the cake recipe. Her hair will be also vital

[south valve]

Fur

Or something

Maybe

Idk goober anatomy

[hazy kestrel]

Oh no

[timber elk]

Wait what

[nocturne bloom]

I got the card right here

[south valve]

Project freak

CEO of sex

[hazy kestrel]

Time to leave before you all get too freaky

[south valve]

Or something

[nocturne bloom]

cmon goober

[simple cliff]

The worse way to find out your carrying is when you finally go down or get netted/whatever and then everyone dies and you realize how hard you were carrying.

It's always gunners man. If I am not shooting them, no one is.

[hazy kestrel]

A classic

Happens all the time

[simple cliff]

This game hates me. Every time my team goes down. Every single time. That's when a netter is either going to appear without a sound que or hit me through a solid object... or just launch a net through several crushers.

I am convinced some dev made sure to program it in that netters are allowed to break the rules when I am last man standing.

Just me.

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla and King Kong both canonically thought a human woman was hot in one of there iterations in pop culture via there films

🧠

Hollywood had a message

[green vector]

do u wanna fuck godzilla or suttin

[true minnow]

That all furries are monsters?

[gloomy tartan]

You realized you were the dr strange of your group

[gloomy tartan]

No I like cadian women

Yo heorthu

What do you think about the Florida herpes monkeys

[languid hazel]

Whut

[gloomy tartan]

You allways have decisive answers

What’s your take on them?

[green vector]

the what

[gloomy tartan]

You don’t know?

[green vector]

idk wtf that is

[gloomy tartan]

Okay basically a man had a failing boat tour business

[true minnow]

Man I almost said something very anti TOS

[gloomy tartan]

And there was a Tarzan film being made

Okay

It was in Florida

And they imported some monkeys

They happen to come from the east and be one of the most aggressive monkeys there are

They just released them for the boat tours and the Tarzan film

Long story short they have herpes and can transmit it via bites and scratches which they will do as they are very aggressive

[true minnow]

I feel like there is no good reason to use the M2 on the elektro staff

[gloomy tartan]

And they have grown in population

[astral basin]

Florida tarzan? Fun

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah it was old

[green vector]

i mean

i have 0 opinion on that cause it affects my life in no way whatsoever

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll get you the specific monkey and date of release

Bro what if they escape

Grow across the nation

[green vector]

ill beat they fuckin asses

[gloomy tartan]

You wanna have to worry about getting herpes from a monkey attacking you for your sandwich ?

We can’t let it spread

[dire kayak]

there have been times in darktide where i randomly zone out and only survive because of muscle memory

[green vector]

lets bomb florida

[gloomy tartan]

The govt tried to remove them and public outcry stopped the govt

[south valve]

Did someone ping me then delete it?

[gloomy tartan]

The public was like nooo save the hyper agressive herpes monkeys

You believe that bullshit bro?

[gloomy tartan]

Reset the clock

[south valve]

Justice for herpes monkeys

[dire kayak]

-# justice for gotham

[gloomy tartan]

A population of invasive rhesus macaques in Florida, particularly around Silver Springs State Park, carries the Herpes B virus, which is potentially fatal to humans. About 25-30% of these monkeys shed the virus through saliva or feces, creating a low-risk but high-consequence health hazard for residents and tourists.

The monkeys, native to Asia, were brought to Silver Springs in the 1930s for a tourist boat attraction. They escaped and have thrived, with their population expanding throughout the state.

Bro they don’t need justice

Their spreading throughout Florida

Y’all have the Asian herpes monkey

Oh nvm it’s a urban legend that they were released for a Tarzan movie

the monkeys were likely released by a tour operator named Colonel Tooey around 1938 to enhance his "Jungle Cruise" tourist attraction.

[languid hazel]

-# I wonder how other countries view Florida specifically

[dire kayak]

like animals in a zoo

[gloomy tartan]

There’s over a thousand of these monkeys

[rocky radish]

" it can't be real"
kinda like aussie on super crack

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine trying to invade Florida

Just get eaten by a gator and a anaconda at the same time while a herpes monkey bites your face

[nocturne bloom]

or looks at you and spits at you

[gloomy tartan]

And a wild boar gores you while a skunk bear takes your arms off

[gloomy tartan]

Throws its shit at you

[hazy kestrel]

I’m safe in my blue bastion state. For now anyways.

[gloomy tartan]

The fact that Florida has eastern herpes monkeys because of one man releasing them

[hazy kestrel]

At this point, it’s on the Floridians for not having basic common sense

[languid hazel]

No one is safe here anymore :3

[hazy kestrel]

It is what it is.

[hazy kestrel]

Well, for the moment I am.

[gloomy tartan]

One man shouldnt have the power to import eastern hyper agressive herpes monkeys into his state

[hazy kestrel]

But I agree

[gloomy tartan]

That should be something a committee votes on

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t imagine being a Floridian

[green vector]

extra poxbursters 4 maelstroms in a row

fuck off fat shark?

[gloomy tartan]

How the fuck Colonel Tooey get eastern herpes monkeys around 1938 imported into Florida to enhance his "Jungle Cruise" tourist attraction???

Was it just easier to do insane shit back then?

[nocturne bloom]

yes

[hazy kestrel]

Then again, they keep deciding to vote Ron Desantis or whatever Republican runs the state right now, in.

So skill issue

[gloomy tartan]

Bro who like

Was his connect

Who the fuck has a eastern monkey connect

HE HAD A FAILING BOAT TOUR BUSINESS

how did he have these connections!?!

[wintry steeple]

a bit on the nose

[gloomy tartan]

Did the cia import hyper aggressive eastern herpes monkeys into Florida

[hazy kestrel]

They only existed after WW2

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck

This was in 1938

Bro I wish I had connections like that

Bro had a failing business, a monkey connect

Money for said monkeys

Was it illegal to import monkeys back then?

[nocturne bloom]

he literally bought it from a guy selling them in new york, its not that crazy

[gloomy tartan]

Wait

What

[true minnow]

There is still a huge market for exotic animals

[gloomy tartan]

Oh right

[true minnow]

Didn't some lady recently get caught in NY for having a tiger at home

[gloomy tartan]

Exotic animal trade was not that illegal in the past

[true minnow]

My aunt owned two of them in the 70s

[gloomy tartan]

He like

He had to have bought a lot tho

[true minnow]

I know a guy right now who wants to sell me a Hyena

[gloomy tartan]

Right?

How many do you think he initially bought

[true minnow]

I mean what else do monkeys do but eat shit and fuck

[green vector]

[gloomy tartan]

rhesus macaques

[dire kayak]

id protect you but id go down sobbing in one punch

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the hyper agressive eastern Florida herpes monkeys there the rhesus macaques

[true minnow]

That reads like a very foreign fella trying to say Jesus Christ from copying Americans

[gloomy tartan]

I mean google them

Imagine that but hyper agressive

And with herpes

Trying to bite and scratch and spit at you

For food or no reason

Why are they described as hyper agressive

That’s what scares me

[true minnow]

Are we still talking about animals or normal people from Florida

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a animal lol

I don’t think Floridians bite

They need to evolve into bath salts for that

[languid hazel]

Chat, should I get a pair of paws? :3

Paw gloves

[whole glade]

hmmm….

[gloomy tartan]

Death claw hands

🧠

[true minnow]

I thought they just sort of naturally secreted that stuff into their blood stream

[whole glade]

any ideas for a BT diorama …

[gloomy tartan]

What happened to hulk hands

[languid hazel]

Ooooh this is a great idea!

[true minnow]

Too overly masculine

[dire kayak]

im gonna steal bones from the overboned and give to the underboned

[gloomy tartan]

Hey if your like approached by a gorilla In the wild and it slapped yo ass are you supposed to just act like your unfazed

[dire kayak]

id do the same if my parents wouldn't beat me for that

[green vector]

yes

[gloomy tartan]

They allways freeze when a gorilla approaches

Gorillas are neat

[potent sage]

should i play psyker or orgyrn

ogryn*

[gloomy tartan]

Man fucking rip harambe

Do you mind being slower than everyone else

That’s Ogryn

[graceful hamlet]

Ogryn 💪

[gloomy tartan]

Your also tough as fuck tho

[graceful hamlet]

Grab a twink, delete horde

[gloomy tartan]

Grab a

What

[green vector]

ogryn

fuck psyker

bitch ass class

[graceful hamlet]

Twink. It goes brrrrt

[gloomy tartan]

Psykers need to constantly be aware they don’t get donkey punched

Or else they need a babysitter

To protect their cheeks

The difference between ok and good psyker is their awareness of their cheeks and not getting back stabbed in the cheeks by enemies

[true minnow]

The world needs more ogryns

[dire kayak]

my psyker mostly relies on the staff so i love bitch slapping a horde when they get to close to me

[gloomy tartan]

Btw the monkeys are no longer restricted to that one area in Florida

[true minnow]

Us little'uns need protectin

[gloomy tartan]

The monkeys are no longer restricted to the immediate Silver Springs area; they have been spotted in central Florida, including Marion, Volusia, and Orange counties.

Their population is growing and they are spreading

Florida will be the first state to fall to the planet of the apes

[true minnow]

Emperor stop me from making real life parallels

[languid hazel]

-# what if we rule 63’d the entirety of 40k? 🤔

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao what

I wouldn’t elaborate lol

I’m scared what you ment lol

[gloomy tartan]

What

Which rule is that one

[true minnow]

Probably some pervert shit that just kind of ruins every franchise or nice thing

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[languid hazel]

🙄

[dire kayak]

what?

[true minnow]

Wahh my hypermasculine satirical hyper facist horror franchise doesn't have enough anime girl

[languid hazel]

🙄

[simple cliff]

Anime existed at some point in the 40k universe.

[dire kayak]

do i need to use incognito or not when i search up what rule 63 is

[simple cliff]

Consindering a good portion of Earth's history was just regular history.

[languid hazel]

Rule 63 is just a meme of making characters from a setting the opposite gender and sex of what they are normally

[true minnow]

I figure in a timeline that hit 40k the Bri'ish empire steamrolled in WW2

So Japan had no big comeback

[dire kayak]

that would make the sisters of battle all male

[languid hazel]

But all space muhreens female :3

Yes I am aware

[true minnow]

Gross

[languid hazel]

🙄

[true minnow]

Though besides pervert shit, why don't we have Female Ogryns

[green vector]

[simple cliff]

I am pretty sure Space Marines don't have a proper sex anymore. I think part of the gene surgery is all that hormonal and reproduction shit gets removed.

[dire kayak]

i dont think its a good idea to forcefem fulgrim

[true minnow]

Are they very protected in the lore, or did fatshark just not want big mamas flapping around

[green vector]

rarely seen in combat iirc

[true minnow]

i c

[languid hazel]

What was the name of that one ogryn psyler?

She was super smart for an ogryn as well?

[simple cliff]

One book mentions that apparently you can't tell the difference between male Ogyrn and female Ogyrn but it's left vague if the guy that said it was being serious or not.

[dire kayak]

i feel like at this point GW should make a list of all the books that are actually canon

its too complicated

maybe i just have a tiny brain but still

[simple cliff]

The books actually have a interesting format with the Black Library.

They're all accounts.

[tired steeple]

Like 90% are canon

[simple cliff]

Implying people get shit wrong.

[dire kayak]

i seee

thats pretty cool

[tired steeple]

Daemonculaba probably isn’t canon anymore though

[dire kayak]

honestly good

[simple cliff]

So when you hear Mr. Dipshit making space marines that use multi-lasguns instead of bolters. Just assume whoever was making the account was a bit dumb and didn't know what a space marine looked like.

Are the gloves of Space Marine armor even small enough to fit into a lasgun's trigger guard?

[true minnow]

That's why they have their own shit

[languid hazel]

I’m still upset that GW hasn’t given us a blåhaj backpack and probably never will. I’d buy it immediately even if I had no money

[simple cliff]

Deluxe edition?

[languid hazel]

Nyope

[simple cliff]

#darktide-pics-vids

[dire kayak]

"i think im gonna play some darktide"
1 psyker (me) 3 hive scum

[languid hazel]

I didn’t say black. I said blåhaj ya silly bean lol

[simple cliff]

OOOOOOOOOOH.

You want a shork.

[dire kayak]

i dont mind playing with hive scum i just dont like playing with more than one

its not exactly fun getting 3 kills the entire mission

and being 50 meters behind everyone else

[jaunty path]

just let them die

:)

[dire kayak]

when theres 3 of them thats impossible

cause they all support eachother

[jaunty path]

its easy for a scum to eat shit

dodge on an incline and its into the abyss

[whole glade]

Gup

[true minnow]

I think I missed out on completing my weekly by a couple hours

[true minnow]

Because I didn't know it reset just in the middle of a sunday

I am going to flip my fucking desk

[jaunty path]

There needs to be like

a prestige system in DT

[true minnow]

Fathsart you miserable jerks

[simple cliff]

“Hive scum does too much damage!”

Brother they go down if a pox walker sneezes on them. THEY BETTER DISH OUT PAIN!

[whole glade]

i need to think of my black templar diorama 🖤

[green vector]

hell yeah

[dire kayak]

truthhh

[true minnow]

I feel like Fatshark has hit the point where they are just another game company and really don't care what is fun anymore

[minor narwhal]

i forgot dt has weeklies

[tight pine]

I was gonna say that I ate a large vehicle but I ain’t hungry so I am not gonna say it

[dire kayak]

it was me that ate the large vehicle

:3

[tight pine]

W H A T

[hazy kestrel]

I have good news

Only

65k left

Almost 64k :)

Huzzah

[tight pine]

So if you ate the vehicle…
Is the iron within
Or is the iron without?

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[hazy kestrel]

Both. Both is good.

[dire kayak]

the iron is within my belly and the vehicle is without metal

[hazy kestrel]

The 100k salvage penance is proof enough of that lol

[true minnow]

Freight train RTX-590 tee hee

[tight pine]

Is the freight train the 590
Or is the 590 the freight train

[delicate vapor]

[cedar basin]

has the performance gone down?

im getting serious performance drops for my first load of the game

[tight pine]

Blame hadron for it

[cedar basin]

I dont get it

[tight pine]

The game tends to do that… if you can try lowering your graphics

[cedar basin]

I already have but has this been on going or was this a recent patch thing

[potent sage]

i actually havent crashed recently

[potent sage]

the freight-train is the RTX-590

that's the model

or maybe its the serial number

idk

[tight pine]

Might need to buy it and put it in my garage… seems cool

Wait…

I think I might need to eat a large vehicle

[candid stratus]

So I was walking on the beach yesterday when I overheard a mantee badmouthing his bisexual cousin to one of his friends, and I just shook my head sadly and wondered whatever happened to letting bi-gongs be bi-gongs.

[potent sage]

what is a mantee

[tight pine]

A person

[candid stratus]

i think its a type of seal

[tight pine]

Or is it a kangaroo

[candid stratus]

yeah but like instead of jumping it just swims

and doesnt really look like a kangaroo

[tight pine]

Oh

[candid stratus]

but other than those two points, exactly the same

[delicate vapor]

[grand mural]

I dont reccommend this

[rocky radish]

It would definitely have a negative impact on gaming time

[sterile musk]

Is supresion still bad ?

[sleek harness]

Shooting isn't bad

[sterile musk]

And what about Smoke grenades ?

[sleek harness]

Smoking isn't bad

[sterile musk]

[quaint moss]

real

[quaint moss]

man

[regal jasper]

I told lyn that someone already asked to me if I had Down Syndrome and now she dont stop laughing

[quaint moss]

what would be up syndrome

[somber stream]

ADHD

[quaint moss]

i have adhd🤔

[somber stream]

You and half the server

[rocky radish]

I wonder if ADHD actually makes us better at games like Darktide. Being able to handle huge amounts of information at once

[somber stream]

Certainly

[regal jasper]

lyn still laughing of me

[quaint moss]

probably more

[somber stream]

It's a curse, mind

[rocky radish]

I have ADD. ADHD's zero energy cousin

[somber stream]

Proficient at gaming isn't exactly a desirable trait out there lol

[quaint moss]

yeah, its weird cause they use to be separate
but then were merged into adhd

[quaint moss]

its an awesome trait for cool people

[rocky radish]

I just presumed everyone in the WH40K community was neuro-divergent

[somber stream]

Safe bet

[quaint moss]

i assume everyone is dead

[rocky radish]

Mostly. There are a few perks though

[potent sage]

is psyker hard

is psyker evil

[rocky radish]

At first. But also strong in the right hands

[quaint moss]

psyker is

the end

thats all

[wild vector]

Psyker is like playing with fire

If you dont fan the flames you explode

[somber stream]

I.. don't think that's how flame works

[quaint moss]

they make the zero ammo missions easy af

[wild vector]

If you dont quell the flame?

[rocky radish]

This would imply that good exists in the WH universe

[wild vector]

Does the Mourningstar have showers

These Ogryn are starting to smell funny

[somber stream]

Real chad pick up that perk that allow you to skip damage should you explode near a special

Space Jihad, 25/7

[tight pine]

I ate a large vehicle

Or did I?

[tight pine]

Yesn’t

[twin dirge]

I mean, the emprah is kinda evil

Kinda just the theme no?

[twin flower]

Kinda? 🤔

[twin dirge]

He's also kinda good tbh

..

Kinda

That kinda is a lot bigger than the evil one

[tight pine]

I don’t think civilian casualties worry the emperor

[twin dirge]

I suppose he's choosing to be a lighthouse for the good of humanity (probably)

Mfw I'm on a warp ship and the lighthouse goes out

[twin flower]

Prolly a long time coming atp

Big E dying that is

[hazy kestrel]

Hmmmmm

[potent sage]

wouldn't he be the bad guy because he's responsible 4 the billions dead and the millions of world sanitized

[twin dirge]

There's no way there isn't gonna like an entire saga dedicated to him dying and what happens immediately after

[hazy kestrel]

Should I do one last salvage run for today?

I think so

[twin dirge]

Because there's no way it isn't just immediately chaos

[dire kayak]

lov me emprah

[potent sage]

a book series on the death of the emperor and the collapse of authority in the imperium would be cool

[marsh iris]

you should, make hadron happy and all that

arent you the good little varlet

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

Yes

Probably

I think

[dire kayak]

if you get 1 million tech remnants hadron lets you hit

[twin dirge]

Yeah, but he's also responsible for building the imperium and like, keeping it going (by being a lighthouse and figurehead) no?

[marsh iris]

hadron tucks you in

[autumn anvil]

quick question, is stamina regeneration on curio good?

[twin dirge]

That counts for....something???

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

I like it anyways

[twin flower]

Malcadol technically did that

[autumn anvil]

toughness regeneration is not good because whenever you take toughness damage, you have to wait for the cooldown, so it doesn't really end up doing anything. Is this the same case for stamina regen? Or is there no cooldown?

[twin flower]

He made the Administratum from the ground up while Big E was just a figurehead

[twin dirge]

Yeah but like, who actually says that out loud and doesn't get shot in the head

[hazy kestrel]

Cooldown differs per class

[somber stream]

It's niche but have its uses on certain build like DClaw counter

[twin flower]

I mean Big E had opposition tho

[marsh iris]

stamina is your fastest recovering "shield"

[twin flower]

You should see what happened to them

You dont just dont say No to a self proclaimed god

[marsh iris]

Toughness, is your mistake shield
Health, is your "I fucked up" shield

[somber stream]

He never called himself a god

In fact he insist people not to as well lol

[twin flower]

Emperor

whatever the term

[somber stream]

God Emperor of Mankind is a title branded on him by the Imperium

Hard to think otherwise standing before a 3 metres tall demi-god

[fair bridge]

11 days into linux

i'm having ||fun ||

[marsh iris]

microslop gonna burst

[hazy kestrel]

Lies

Slander

Deception

[wintry steeple]

the long awaited sequel to 7D2D

[fair bridge]

i love that i can just make this shit look like windows 7

i'm so happy

[hazy kestrel]

Emperor give me strength

One more salvage run

Here we go

[dire kayak]

id use linux if the stuff i needed on it worked there

[fair bridge]

are you STILL DOING THAT SHIT

[dire kayak]

like virtual desktop

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

I took a brief break

But Momma didn’t raise a quitter

[twin dirge]

Gotta make hadron happy

[fair bridge]

i'm gonna wait for some more death stranding 2 updates before jumping back in

[hazy kestrel]

Only

65k left

[fair bridge]

little bit pissed off that they released the game on PC with these kinds of problems

kojima should know better

[twin dirge]

Remember personman, after a million hadron lets you clank

[hazy kestrel]

The soul is willing. The flesh bleeds.

[twin dirge]

That's what hadron is for, she can replace that broken flesh

[somber stream]

€89.99 is a bit much for me to go into DS2

[marsh iris]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chomp-bite-arm

[fair bridge]

made my bf buy it

[hazy kestrel]

Best Souls 2

Amazing chest ahead

[marsh iris]

chest loot

[somber stream]

Try two-handling

[fair bridge]

try finger

[somber stream]

but,
hole

[fair bridge]

elden ring was pure class

[hazy kestrel]

Behold, dog!

[fair bridge]

tortle...

thats a tortle..

dog!

[somber stream]

Vision of... dog

[dire kayak]

cyber-tortoise

[hazy kestrel]

Try jumping

[dire kayak]

i found out what the 7th class is

it isnt skitarii

[hazy kestrel]

Liar ahead

[dire kayak]

its actually ||jetstream sam||

[gloomy tartan]

Yo

I got some chicken stars

Fuckint let’s gooooo

[rocky radish]

Trying to think which archetype fandom would be funniest to make rage-quit

Because that is definitely the next class

[gloomy tartan]

The next class a sentient chimp wearing a hat

[dire kayak]

ook

[rocky radish]

I'd play a rage-monkey class

[somber stream]

Scum with the pipe is the next best thing to a monkey

[gloomy tartan]

Pipe monkey is a character I think

[rocky radish]

"for cadia!"
"For atoma!"
"For Florida!"

[twin flower]

Whats happening in Florida

[dire kayak]

ooouuuhhhh can mechanicus 2 release alreadyyy

i need something new to play

[rocky radish]

Earlier there was a conversation about diseased monkeys in Florida

[gloomy tartan]

Herpes monkeys grow in number and spread through Florida

[marsh iris]

monkes?

[gloomy tartan]

Who neighbors Florida?

[somber stream]

How long till the local population is affected, knowing human nature

[marsh iris]

Activate the Floridamen

[twin flower]

Crazy

[gloomy tartan]

Allready have laws about not feeding them and the locals outcry stopped the govt from removing the herpes monkeys which are invasive from the east and hyper agressive with 30 percent of the population having herpes type B which can be fatal to humans

They’re spreading across Florida

The eastern macaque or however it’s spelled

[rocky radish]

To be fair, Floridians shouldn't be allowed to make choices for themselves

[gloomy tartan]

One man caused this

I’ll find the lore one sec

[somber stream]

Intervention is required lol, that's a really high number

Man we really would fuck just about anything huh?

[marsh iris]

use the guns or seomthing

[gloomy tartan]

Florida's "herpes monkeys" (rhesus macaques) were introduced in the late 1930s (around 1938) by a tour boat operator nicknamed "Colonel Tooey" at Silver Springs State Park. Intending to enhance a "Jungle Cruise" tourist attraction, he released the macaques on a small island, wrongly assuming they could not swim.

Licht the govt tried to remove them

It’s illegal to hunt them

[twin dirge]

Herpes monkeys

[gloomy tartan]

Public outcry stopped after forts to remove them

There’s thousands

Their population has only grown

[marsh iris]

if a monkey gonna bite me id be sure to kill it

[gloomy tartan]

They are no longer limited to that one area

The monkeys, which are excellent swimmers, quickly escaped the island, spread into surrounding forests, and began to breed.Expansion: Following the initial escape, more monkeys were brought to replace them, but they also escaped, leading to a breeding population.Invasive Status: They are now considered an invasive species, with population numbers growing from a few in the 1930s to over 400 by the 1980s.

There’s over a thousand now

[rocky radish]

Humanity is doomed

[somber stream]

Oh i had other ideas in mind when you said one man caused this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Booking therapy now

[gloomy tartan]

Primarily inhabit Silver Springs State Park, but sightings have been reported throughout the state, including in Northeast Florida.

[marsh iris]

28 days later?

[gloomy tartan]

So anywhere in Florida one of them could get you

[dire kayak]

i would get into painting sororitas but it feels like it would be the same experience as painting arbitrators

[gloomy tartan]

30 percent chance of getting herpes

[dire kayak]

so i wanna get a saint or the abbess sanctorum

[somber stream]

How's the open carry situation in Florida

[gloomy tartan]

The public didn’t let the govt remove the apes

Also guys

The guy assumed they couldn’t swim

Lmao

[somber stream]

I feel like i'd have a glock on me 24/7 walking outside living there

[marsh iris]

wtf the public want

[gloomy tartan]

There was public outcry

So you can’t remove them

Your not supposed to feed them

You can’t hunt it

It’s growing in population

Your supposed to report it

The govt has no options

[marsh iris]

well done floridians

[rocky radish]

I'll confess, I did google average IQ in florida

[gloomy tartan]

The Floridians demand the Invasive herpes monkeys stay

The real issue is the neighboring states

Who will start having herpes monkeys cross state lines

That is once Florida falls

[tired steeple]

Tww3 is pretty cool

Started with cathay don’t find them very fun oh my god I do not wanna keep defending this fucking bastion

So went with kislev instead

[quaint moss]

burger

[simple cliff]

So I was trying to figure out why the bots are sometimes 'good enuff' and sometimes absolute dog shit.

GUnners and snipers.

The bots do not seem to react to being shot at all, they react to melee but won't do anything, not even shooting back if a gunner is spraying them outside their engagement range.

[true minnow]

Everything gets maxed out in masteries eventually right?

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[simple cliff]

If you take the time, yeah.

[gloomy tartan]

When I was 7 I saw the Santa Claus beat the jersey devil like a bitch who owed a pimp money

I was just thinking to myself

What the fuck did the jersey devil do to make Santa Claus so mad

[rocky radish]

Santa vs Satan? Cool

[astral laurel]

Jersey Devil isn't Satan

[visual vortex]

This is the plot of that one wolf among us fight

[astral laurel]

It's just a winged goat man with the PR of Metalocalypse.

[gloomy tartan]

lol it was not Santa

It was bb wolf and the huntsman

[rocky radish]

I can only presume it's related to sports or something

[gloomy tartan]

But yes

It might of been Santa vs a guy wearing a deer mask

[astral laurel]

It's a cryptid, like Bigfoot or Josef Stalin.

[gloomy tartan]

Ngl

[visual vortex]

Cryptid

[gloomy tartan]

Yo bro

[visual vortex]

Here we got the dog man

[gloomy tartan]

You know women with big feet?

[visual vortex]

Which is a shaved bear

[gloomy tartan]

Dudes with big feet

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

That’s cuz they got Bigfoot in they family

Like being part Neanderthal

But instead part Bigfoot

[visual vortex]

They have one big foot

The other is normal

[gloomy tartan]

No like

There ancestor banged a Bigfoot

[rocky radish]

My sister has big feet. Does that mean...

[gloomy tartan]

One of your ancestors

Either clapped

Or got clapped

Some big feet

[astral laurel]

I'm sorry to tell you this, but yeah. It does in fact mean she has big shoes.

[visual vortex]

My feet are shaped like the rhombus

[gloomy tartan]

She big feet

[visual vortex]

Does that mean...

[gloomy tartan]

CJ your part Bigfoot

Sorry to tell you this

You have big feet in your bloodline

[rocky radish]

Wow. Finally someone notable in my family tree

[visual vortex]

Cj is the son of bigfoot

The kid from that movie

[gloomy tartan]

The bigfoot?

[visual vortex]

With the goofy ass bullies

[gloomy tartan]

THE

The famous one?

From all the videos?

Damn

He gotta be old

Bet he’s still like buff tho

Cuz he’s Bigfoot

[visual vortex]

Btw bigfoot sighting and state sightings of furries are correlated

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

Do you think.m

Bigfoot…like…

Preffers furries

Lmao

[visual vortex]

So are cave locations and missing sightings correlated

[gloomy tartan]

Bigfoot is more likely to interact with furries

[dire kayak]

interact how? :3

[visual vortex]

No he'd probably kill them

[gloomy tartan]

More or less killing

?

[visual vortex]

More killing

[gloomy tartan]

I’m saying like a disguise

[visual vortex]

Bigfoot is jacked

[gloomy tartan]

One thing I like

Lore that Bigfoot kills poachers

I like those legends lol

He’s basically like King Kong

Loves hot women

[visual vortex]

Mothman is cooler

[gloomy tartan]

I mean duh

He caked up

He fly

[visual vortex]

No not just that

[gloomy tartan]

He can like warn you of stuff

He can make you nuts

Fly

Like bro has options

[visual vortex]

The original cases had him making a high-pitched mouse sound

While chasing a car

[gloomy tartan]

He’s so otherworldly

Don’t he have big eyes

Orbs

[visual vortex]

Go to point pleasant and ask a couple people

[gloomy tartan]

I like the statue

[visual vortex]

You'll have one tell you that they fought him

[gloomy tartan]

How they put money ij his cheeks

[simple cliff]

Why does this game need to bug out so often?

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz you

You didn’t touch moth man statues cheeks

[simple cliff]

Just had my grenades... do zero damage.

[visual vortex]

You're so bad the game is fighting to get you off of it

[gloomy tartan]

You have to make a pilgrimage to touch the cheeks of the moth man statues ass harlz

[simple cliff]

I throw them at my feet to kill some ragers and not a single one did a damn thing and I didn't notice until I had thrown the third one.

[visual vortex]

Anyways

Back to mothman

[gloomy tartan]

Damn

Yo

[visual vortex]

I really feel like he could beat up goatman

[gloomy tartan]

Oh Forsure

Moth man is like Cthulhu shit

Like

Bro just

He just does shit

Idk if he’s a alien

From another dimension

Magic

Bro just is

The bridge man

[visual vortex]

I think the stories are that he is related to disasters

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah m

Ppl say it’s a omen

[visual vortex]

Like bad omens manifested

[gloomy tartan]

Like he either causes them

OR

He’s warning you

Both are freaky

Liek he’s either omnipotent

Or super powerful

Or both

[lapis halo]

Anyone have any advice for literally anything past havoc lvl 20

Cuz I just tried running a lvl 21 havoc mission twice w experienced players and we got wiped both times

[visual vortex]

I like the concept of him being how we perceive bad omens in a form

But never actually doing anything

[gloomy tartan]

What if mothman could be found in pics of every disaster

Like the Hindenburg

The one with the plane

[visual vortex]

If i ask my grandmother she wikl say she fought mothman in the ring

[marsh iris]

anyway let the public who outcried breed with the monkeys

they will weed out themselves

[gloomy tartan]

The Floridians will die out from the herpes monkeys

Then the neighboring states will have to hunt them down

Lest they fall to the herpes monkeys as well

[visual vortex]

The ever humble alligator:

[gloomy tartan]

I hope the gators don’t get herpes

[visual vortex]

They probably can but just dont care

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine surviving a gator attack to find out it gave you herpes

[twin flower]

Fkin hell

[gloomy tartan]

Like you lost a leg and you now have herpes

[twin flower]

Just kill me

[visual vortex]

Anything that tries to kill an alligator either becomes its prey or helps it hunt better

[lapis halo]

I’ve always described Florida to people unfamiliar w it as “Methed up California”

[gloomy tartan]

I love gators

[marsh iris]

so if you kill it in self defense, you have a high chance to get sued?

[visual vortex]

Me too

[gloomy tartan]

They are way less agressive than crocs

Way less agressive

[visual vortex]

But funnier

[gloomy tartan]

they’ll still fucking eat you

Don’t get me wrong

But like

[lapis halo]

Yeah gators are cool. They are to crocs what bees are to wasps

[gloomy tartan]

Dear god are crocs way more willing to eat you

[delicate vapor]

its what Jimmy Gibs Jr did

[gloomy tartan]

Like a gator is a lot more down to chill

[somber stream]

There is ground for concern so unless you shoot a random one for fun, you should be okay

[visual vortex]

Gators will gladly open your can of beer with their 9inch long maiming canines

[gloomy tartan]

Like there’s reasons people feed gators and not crocs usually

If you feed a croc you usually don’t wanna be close lol

[somber stream]

Also orange man closed the closed strait, and is fining ships that paid Iran to go through

[gloomy tartan]

They are both patient ambush animals

Like

There’s a lady who almaot got eaten by a gattor

Continued to run that same path for like 3 or 4 more weeks

Gator got her the 2nd time

Like why would you keep hiking that path

[potent sage]

dclaw is cool

dont get the hate

[marsh iris]

imagine getting deathrolled after a bite

[gloomy tartan]

If I survive getting almaot eaten

[potent sage]

it's got that awesome counter-parry alt

[gloomy tartan]

I’m avoiding where I almost got eaten

That’s just me

[visual vortex]

975 japanese soldiers were estimated to have been eaten by crocodiles during wwii

[whole bough]

mothmans in my room

we sleep together

[gloomy tartan]

Yo

A croc

The size of a gecko

Perfect pet

[whole bough]

thats just a gecko

[visual vortex]

Mothman doesnt know you exist bro 😭 🙏

[gloomy tartan]

No

[whole bough]

your mom knows i exist

[gloomy tartan]

Not a gecko

I want a baby croc

[visual vortex]

Sigma...

🐺

[lapis halo]

I actually saw a video of a zookeeper or something that worked with crocodiles survive a death roll, the moment she got her arm clamped on by the gator (or croc, I can’t remember), she literally got into the tank w it and rolled with it during the death roll so it wouldn’t rip off her arm

And believe it or not she fucking survived, and didn’t lose any limbs or fingers. Absolute badass

[tired steeple]

In the same bed?

[gloomy tartan]

I want a baby croc that stays the same size as it ages

[whole bough]

yea

[gloomy tartan]

I want to feed him tiny tacos

[visual vortex]

Saw a video like that

[gloomy tartan]

Hand made

[visual vortex]

Except it's a competitive sport

[tired steeple]

Must be comfy

[marsh iris]

did she poke its eye after?

[gloomy tartan]

If this was fallout or star wars I could have a cool crocodile lizard pet that I fed little handmade tacos too

[visual vortex]

Basically you stick your hand in the alligator or crocodiles mouth and hit the bottom and pull out before i can get your arm

I think it was a teenage boy doing it and the alligator ir crocodile got his arm and did the deathroll

[hazy kestrel]

That’s…incredibly stupid.

Why is that a competitive sport?

[visual vortex]

Not sure if he survived with his arm but i can say that your arm is not meant to bend to the point of all bones being bunched together

[visual vortex]

Idk ask them not me

[hazy kestrel]

Fair

[visual vortex]

My bet is that it must be boring as hell

Boredom tends to make you do dangerous things to break monotony

[lapis halo]

Nah, she actually went back to working with the same alligator that bit her. This video actually shows what happened and an interview w her after she went back to work

https://youtu.be/6cktvbytFxE?si=pibPEDWzWX5u0PJe

[twin dirge]

AUGHHHHHH

[hazy kestrel]

Oh fuck

[twin dirge]

Sorry

I don't know what overcame me

[hazy kestrel]

WHO POSTED THAT CULTIST SIMULATOR EMOTE

[visual vortex]

Hi aki

[hazy kestrel]

I SEE YOU

[twin dirge]

Hi my friendings

[hazy kestrel]

Fucking hell

[twin dirge]

[hazy kestrel]

It’s starting the music earworm again

Goddamnit

LIGHT SEEPS THROUGH THE CRACKS! THE HIGHER IS RISE, THE MORE I SEE!

[visual vortex]

Someone got reese's with zero sugar

☹️

[hazy kestrel]

All joking aside, @wintry steeple Which of the ascension paths is your favorite?

I like following the Watchman, myself.

[stiff salmon]

cranial corruption back in havoc rotation. anybody already tested if brain burst still causes crashes with it?

[visual vortex]

If you play psyker at all on cranial corruption it crashes the game

[stiff salmon]

woot?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Idk man it's darktide

[tight pine]

We love darktide, sometimes

[twin dirge]

So I can't play the only class I play in havoc?

Neat

[tight pine]

O g r y n
T i m e

[stiff salmon]

it crashed last time it was in the rotation frequently. thought it was tied to brain burst (kinetic flayer)

[twin dirge]

(I use kinetic flayer and bb)

I'm the kinetic flayer guy

I have a singular load out that doesn't have it and that's because I use smite on that one

[delicate vapor]

got my friend a good bday gift

a pack of cigs and a white monster

[tight pine]

[visual vortex]

If someone ever got me white monster i would throw it out in front of them

I hate energy drinks

[twin dirge]

I got this for my secret Santa this year except it was a white monster spiked

Like, I gave that as a gift

I asked him incredibly nonchalantly what cigs he smokes and got him the duo pack

(and a 20 dollar bill)

[grave lark]

Green tea unsweet iced

[twin dirge]

Based

Wanna make out?

[grave lark]

Lawl

[twin dirge]

Jk

Unless?

Nah jk

Jakka are you quoting the entire holy Bible over there?

[tight pine]

Will he crash the discord?

[twin dirge]

I'm scared

Bros gonna hit the character limit

[delicate vapor]

[twin dirge]

Surely he's trolling now

[tight pine]

🗣️ 🪚 🪚

[acoustic pebble]

Found this gem of an interaction
Male Fatalist: "You psykers are very opnionated"

Female Loner: "...he said, expressing an opinion himself"

Male Fatalist: "And you constantly deflect criticism with childish jibes"

Female Loner: "...he went on, puffing out his chest with ill-deserved pride in his cleverness"

Male Fatalist: "STOP THAT!"

[twin dirge]

LMFAO

Peak

[acoustic pebble]

The Female Loner be like:

[twin dirge]

Let me mumble to my beloved in the corner

[tight pine]

Would be funny if that were the male maul saying that

[wintry steeple]

i ||stole the emote from my friend whos always talking about it and have not gotten around to playing it yet, to my shame ||

i hear the spiritual successor(?) library-ish game is also good

[hazy kestrel]

You must enter the Mansus through the Door in the Eye

POSTHASTE!

[acoustic pebble]

Male Bounty Hunter: "You pull your weight, or we're gonna have a problem"

Female Loner: "I don't respond well to threats"

Male Bounty Hunter: "Then we're gonna have at least TWO problems!"

Female Loner: "Very impressive. Tell me, how high can you count?"

[reef vector]

would anyone be able to help me get the zealot heresy wound penance

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "Oi Tithe-rat! Look, a Jokaero!"

Male Maul: "BE! SILENT!!"

Male Anarchist: "No, really! You can see it swinging with it's-"

Male Maul: "SHUT UP!!"

[true minnow]

I sometimes wonder if people who play this game know they are playing an objective based coop game

[wintry steeple]

it should be relatively easy if you run a few train missions with martyrdom keystone, after some practice

[main zephyr]

depends

on how long they have been playin

[reef vector]

my understanding is that the train mission doesnt work

[main zephyr]

if you're like me and have been playing since launch you do stupid stuff in game for fun now

[tight pine]

Like uhh an amount of people

[stark bobcat]

all gamemodes and maps work for it

[true minnow]

Does it get better on higher difficulties

[main zephyr]

the train mission still has the through doors/walls mutie glitch

i got stuck at the very end of a train one by a mutie through that door at the end and the others died

[reef vector]

well apparently the however many years old reddit thread is incorrect

[main zephyr]

so i couldnt do the objective with the captain alive

[stark bobcat]

welcome to reddit

[tight pine]

Yeah… that tends to be the case

[stark bobcat]

never trust them

lmao

[reef vector]

well I'd still appreciate the help i mean 2 or 3 people can do it easy i dont really want to sit there and grind it solo because im ass and that's not very fun

[stark bobcat]

I've literally have been doing flesh wound for people for the past 2 years and train is the best for it

done it like 50 times on it

also

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045597890472579075

ask in your region to get help from active players

m,ake sure to have your fatshark code ready so you can invite people/get invited. Social menu then press E to find the code

[reef vector]

ah i didnt know what that was myb

ty

[stark bobcat]

all fine

[main zephyr]

i did it by myself

i started the game on pc moved to xbox

so i used my steam one to join my xbox one to make the private lobby and just did it myself

[true minnow]

Why are there so few ogryn players, is it because they aren't OP or fun

[main zephyr]

it worked much easier

[true minnow]

Or are people just Racist

[reef vector]

im genuinely just annoyed by the fact that I have to do it in a private game but that has nothing to do with player count so I dont really get that, it seems like a nuisance

[main zephyr]

i dont see the issue

but then i have 100% penances on all classes

so my input wouldnt be helpful

[reef vector]

my issue is that I'd already have it done if I could just do it organically but instead I have to try and find people to play the game in a discord or try and do it by myself, which I could probably do, but I'd rather just like play the game instead of putzing around doing silly stuff

[main zephyr]

ogryns really good just the hitbox on ogryn

is much much bigger then any other class in the game

depending on the mission

yuo could use stealth zealto take the dmg

and just speed through the mission

in a solo private lobby

[true minnow]

Do they not make up for it in tankyness or on higher difficulties is it fucked because Fatshit can't balance

And at what point should I start spending melk coins

[main zephyr]

the issue there tony

was when we had the redacted penances tab

which transitoned into private penances for the classes

it caused a lot of friction in public lobbies given how detrimental some of those penances are to public lobbies with random people in

[drifting echo]

[main zephyr]

the legacy cosmetic redacted penances tab is old asf

[wintry steeple]

melk shop is mostly useful to check for good curios e.g. 17% toughness or 21% health ones

[main zephyr]

and even then

they have been making those easier and easier over time

[wintry steeple]

i would wait until level 30 if you arent already as that affects the level of the stuff he has

but its not the end of the world if you see something shiny you want before then

[wintry steeple]

among other things, some of the most dangerous enemies in the game - disablers - are harder to consistently dodge when you are the size of a shed

the movement is also just less snappy and responsive than the human sized classes in general

in a very mobility-oriented game

[main zephyr]

well

ogryn can dodge and knock over anything human sized now

[wintry steeple]

that is true, the stagger on dodge helps a lot

[main zephyr]

that wasnt always a thing though

thats more recent

[true minnow]

So are mystery aquisitions worth the gamble or just always see what he has in stock and grab what's good

[main zephyr]

but the issues

[wintry steeple]

i would say that depends on how many melkbux you have stocked up but personally i only bother with curios

[main zephyr]

ogryn has the largest hitbox

and is just very montonous to play given

how people typcially build ogryn

[graceful hamlet]

Ogryn has become my favorite class since the Gunlugger buff ngl

[main zephyr]

dependin on

what game mode

[wintry steeple]

curios are rather fucking annoying to get good rolls for so it's kind of automatically the best use of melk's shop

[main zephyr]

but still very fun

but then ogryn also has the least weapons

[graceful hamlet]

Reject shield, embrace pickaxe and twink

[main zephyr]

lol

ogryn is really good

but lacks variety

[true minnow]

Is there a most desireable curio setup or is it mostly build based

[main zephyr]

thats the only issue

that i see personally

[graceful hamlet]

90% of the time it’s just 17% toughness curios, some people nab stamina, and some classes can use the 21% health curios like Ogryn and Zealot

[wintry steeple]

that's a matter of debate and can be very build specific but you can pretty much never go wrong with just stacking some combination of toughness and health

[main zephyr]

zealot sometimes brings wounds

martydom

or some psykers

[wintry steeple]

stamina is a hard sell except for specific stuff that vet/zealot might want to do, for the most part

[main zephyr]

depending on stuff

[graceful hamlet]

I like running triple health on my Ogryn

[wintry steeple]

wounds are always a waste of a curio unless you're doing martyr zealot yeah

[main zephyr]

i miss unlimited dodge psyker

i typically for expedtion if i use psyker

brign a extra wound

[quaint sedge]

I get better pugs doing Auric than Heresy, tf is that nonsense

[main zephyr]

just because the timer corruption stuff

if we cut it close

but other then expediton wounds arent to important unless you bring marty zealot

[reef vector]

how do you do a private game solo?

[main zephyr]

i have the game on steam

and moved to xbox

and i have gamepass

so games on gamepass and i bought it on steam

[true minnow]

Set your region to south africa

[graceful hamlet]

Heresy has the melting pot of newbies, hardstuck Heresy bros, and the super casuals. While the people who improve at the game move onto Damnation and Auric

[main zephyr]

i can que myself into a private lobby

[reef vector]

nah i meant like how do I do it bro

[main zephyr]

i do my melk stuff

in heresy typically

like the contracts

just to speed it up

[true minnow]

You don't really

[reef vector]

so we've got a penance in the game that requires discord or a friend, sweet that's so fucking awesome man I mean I hate being a fucking hater but that's lame as fucking shit

[main zephyr]

again

thats because the redacted penances tab

[reef vector]

yea you mentioned that and I dont know what that is

[true minnow]

Fatshark cares more about what tencent wants than if you are having fun

[main zephyr]

they made it for those penances

given how detriemental they can be to public lobbies

so due to issues with majority

yep

besides

[reef vector]

no it's private game locked so you can't cheese it by joining a qp with 4 minutes left

[main zephyr]

vermintide 1 and 2 and darktide

are all designed around co-op

and nah

some of them wont work with qp regardless

lol

[reef vector]

idk what the reason is but it's chaffing my ass so Idrc

[main zephyr]

they fixed that

eh

[stiff salmon]

just played a havoc with cranial as psyker. no crash

[visual vortex]

🤫

[stiff salmon]

did not use kinetic flayer, though 😛

[visual vortex]

Ball

[drifting echo]

👁️ 👁️

[acoustic pebble]

Male Cutthroat: "You reckon that's the worst of it?"

Male Loose Cannon: "I doubt it. Whenever folk say 'It could be worse', the universe always proves them right"

Male Cutthroat: "But it COULD be worse"

Male Loose Cannon: "...Did you just do that, on purpose??"

Male Cutthroat: "[Chuckling] Maybe"

[stiff salmon]

really like +3 stamina (or +2 on weapon) for psyker to survive bosses. chaos spawn combo can insta gib me if block fails.

[somber stream]

I'm thinking of building a jumping spider nest

In the livingroom, maybe. Or even in my office

And when Summer comes, so will the mosquitoes. I will then build some sort of, contraption, luring in the mosquitoes, imprison them

And then, I'll take my little buddy and put him in there

[simple cliff]

US, doing very well on a auric run.
The humble bugged sniper.: "A'ight, ima have no cooldown and my red dot is going to be buggy.*
Everyone but the ogyrn is now dead.

[formal mortar]

If you raise jumping spiders they can be let out of their cage and not really be a bother

At least that's how it was when I used to have 2

[simple cliff]

We thought that six or something snipers must have spawned. Nope it was just one that somehow learned to pull the trigger REALLY fast.

[somber stream]

They smol though