general-chat

[somber stream]

That doesn't have anything to do with it

Who's to say a married man can't spread his seed, for the better of ma- oh wait Elpis is the cure to all Virus

[tight pine]

[south valve]

DESTROY
HOPE
and the secret third ending: BLOODLINE

Idk how I'm gonna develop this joke without being gross

[hazy kestrel]

Are you okay

[tight pine]

Wat about rashun?

[languid hazel]

-# ;3

-# after reading Warhound and Rescue Hound, I’ve never been better ;3

[hazy kestrel]

Did the books depress you

[languid hazel]

-# no it’s not that. I finally know exactly what I want out of life

[hazy kestrel]

And what is that

[languid hazel]

-# ||I want to be a hound :3||

[hazy kestrel]

Oh cool

[dire kayak]

don't we all

release the hounds!!!!!

[patent grove]

Wut

[south valve]

At the end cutscene, he takes off his gloves and you can see a wedding ring

[patent grove]

Wut!!!!

Lmao

[south valve]

there's some debate on whether it's Ada or Claire

[patent grove]

I beat it like 5 times and never noticed

[south valve]

(I'm team Claire)

[south valve]

It's very subtle

[patent grove]

Oh its Ada

That's not even debateable

[dire kayak]

he married hunk

[somber stream]

||There's a image of Ashley in her 40s in the demo version of RE4 in Hunningan's office||

That complicate things, eh?

[south valve]

I doubt it's Ashley

[patent grove]

I'm not gonna lie goober, when leon fights the elite commander I was positive that was hunk

[south valve]

Yeah

but if you go back to the room, his body is missing

[patent grove]

No, not even a little bit

[amber delta]

chat quick, are captains monstrosities

[south valve]

so some people think he survived

[patent grove]

Ooo

[amber delta]

thanks

[south valve]

I think

[green vector]

Idk but you are

[patent grove]

I would lose my mind if it was hunk and he survived

[somber stream]

If Re6 is still canon, Ada's clone went about everywhere and caused mayhem so a lot of folk is after her. That and she's the lonewolf type

[elder merlin]

Awaken, @languid hazel

[elder merlin]

I hope they remake it and just, i dont know, trim some of the campaigns or something

[green vector]

[somber stream]

RE1 remake and code Veronica is next

[elder merlin]

Dats what i heard

[delicate vapor]

[patent grove]

I will admit I'm a long time leon/ada shipper, since og re2, but it also just makes entirely way too sense, considering the history

[elder merlin]

Im interested to see what the extra mode is next month, for RE6, im figuring its just gonna be a RE2 survivors type mode. Im hoping for a online coop outbreak style game, but i doubt they'd do it

Im hoping they just remake the damn game

Im also just jones'in for the RE5 remake

[south valve]

re5 remake would go hard

[patent grove]

I hope they give 6 remake the love it deserves

And 5

Even 0!

[south valve]

I didn't play 6, but I haven't heard good things about it

[somber stream]

It's shit as a RE game

But insanely fun to play with a friend

[south valve]

fair

[somber stream]

And i love most of the characters

[patent grove]

6 has a lot of jank amd annoying stuff but the cast is top tier best of the best and the story is epic

[limpid vigil]

Gimme code veronica remake

I wanna

[elder merlin]

I loved the Mercs mode

[elder merlin]

I wanna kill a Bandersnatch

[limpid vigil]

Or one of those rail shooter arcade resident evil's but make it an actual 3rd person shooter

[somber stream]

Fun!

Also i do hope they bring back Jake in the near future

If the guy married Sherry, their kid would be chased after by literally every organization in the world lol

[languid hazel]

Wut

[limpid vigil]

Imma be honest - i think if you got grace , rose and jake in one game it would be the best new RE story ever

[somber stream]

Yeah i can see the potential

Haven't play Rose DLC though

[patent grove]

I loved Jake!

[limpid vigil]

cuz ppl dislike grace for some reason but to me she just seems like the most realistic character they ever made right after mr belt to ahh Ethan gimme my daughter back motherfucking Winters

[patent grove]

Team Jake Sherry

[somber stream]

Ethan "Literally just a guy" Winters

[limpid vigil]

Like imagine the seriousness of rose , the scaredy but can do attitude of grace and the humor from jake

[somber stream]

There's also a chance Capcom just

Pull a Helena with Jake

Gone, reduced to nothingness lol

[midnight magnet]

I have arrieved. Hello there.

[dire kayak]

wake up

[languid hazel]

-# That’s still not… I’m already awake!

[dire kayak]

please wake up we all miss you

[languid hazel]

-# .-.

[thick coyote]

Wake me up when RE Outbreak

🛌

[patent grove]

[thick coyote]

Is Resident Evil Outbreak even real

[patent grove]

I missed out on outbreak

[thick coyote]

Or was it just a fever dream

[elder merlin]

Hi :3

[languid hazel]

-# I keep getting told to wake up meanwhile Imm waiting for someone to actually say the three magic words :3

[patent grove]

You know what sounds fun, at least in my brain, Division, except its resident evil

[languid hazel]

Meowllo :3

[elder merlin]

I bought pizza?

[languid hazel]

Not even close

[patent grove]

Pizza sandwich?

[elder merlin]

Either that or the cliche, "I love you"

[obtuse oak]

mass effect but it's 40k

[languid hazel]

Nope

[patent grove]

Yes

[slate skiff]

was about to type smth good thing i saw the yellow name

[limpid vigil]

So no alien schmex?

[slate skiff]

crysis averted

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/crysis-gif-11975668691334140917

[tawdry edge]

Thats still a thing in 40k just not as accepted

[dire kayak]

release the hounds

[limpid vigil]

Listen what guilliman does in his bedroom is his buisness

[obtuse oak]

have you seen yvraine's hips? who can blame him. he is but a man

[elder merlin]

Long live Blahaj?

[patent grove]

I'm Inquisitor Shepard and this is my favorite shop in Hive Tertium

[tawdry edge]

Listen just be careful on what you might find on a Rogue Traders personal quarters, is what I'm saying.

[limpid vigil]

A man prone to pencil snapping wich is why im worried bout the stick lady

[obtuse oak]

oh don't worry about her. aeldari are tougher than they look

[patent grove]

4 rsn

[languid hazel]

All the windows in the house are open. The air outside is cool. So why did my brother need to turn on the air conditioner?

[obtuse oak]

to hasten the ecological apocalypse

[thick coyote]

NO
I don't fw elfs

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

Did this some time back

[hazy kestrel]

Electricity-wastingmaxxing

[limpid vigil]

Guilliman does it for ya

[thick coyote]

Lmao is that the beautiful Yrliet mod?

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/shadowheart-smile-smile-bg3-shadowheart-smile-gif-2629620269302469744

[languid hazel]

-# He has schizophrenia and is currently unmedicated because he keeps quitting his meds. As a result he appears to have a severe body heat issue since no temperature is too cold for him

[somber stream]

No i photoshoped anya taylor-joy into her face

[slate skiff]

my queen

[somber stream]

They share the same... trait

[limpid vigil]

We not gonna talk abt the cat that saw god right under that pic?

[hazy kestrel]

By the Emperor, what have they done to Yrliet. She was already hotter than a volcano, and then they made her mid as fuck.

[thick coyote]

I'm not Malarkey

[somber stream]

Damn

[thick coyote]

You should see the other portrait mods

[hazy kestrel]

Please no

[obtuse oak]

doesnt matter. elf women are hotties and im tired of pretending they're not

[hazy kestrel]

Say. It. LOUDER

[thick coyote]

Just ignore the ai generated porn portraits kek

[limpid vigil]

Elf women peg - the elf men beg

[amber delta]

elf women are literally just human women with long ears and big egos

[hazy kestrel]

Noah needs to come back with his big boat one of these days.

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[hazy kestrel]

He’s late ffs

[limpid vigil]

They are also taller and there is no man on this earth that can resist the UPPIES

[hazy kestrel]

You dropped this, King. 👑

[obtuse oak]

unrelated to anything: this song is an unreasonably hard banger https://open.spotify.com/track/7MMWSlq5FFbPKAkT3q8cpV?si=25d554ea92184986

[hazy kestrel]

Did somebody say…uppies?

[dire kayak]

can me have?

[hazy kestrel]

Short Kings and Queens, rise up!

[tawdry edge]

You mean dominatrix who are also bigger than the average human, pointy ears and big inflated egos?

Yeah

Sign me the fuck up

[limpid vigil]

for unrelated reasons so is this one https://youtu.be/P_RHjQbQ6SM

[hazy kestrel]

Our time has arrived, just as it was foretold.

[patent grove]

Vierans from Final Fantasy?

[tawdry edge]

How tall are you bro

[hazy kestrel]

5’4”, so like an ant

My sweet grandma is way shorter than me

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/fran-final-fantasy12-ff12fran-ffxii-fran-ffxii-gif-17967535

[south valve]

"Very tiny, no? Fit in pocket!" - Bodyguard

[obtuse oak]

i'm not short and i don't want uppies, i just like women who talk circles around me

[hazy kestrel]

I think I’m gonna go visit her today

[dire kayak]

put me in pocket

[languid hazel]

Hank is a real one

[green vector]

We talm bout big bitches

[tawdry edge]

My ass is 6'0 and the thought of even bigger women is pog

[green vector]

I wanna 6'4 woman ngl

[hazy kestrel]

You’re goddamn right

[south valve]

only if you're shorter than personman

[limpid vigil]

That made me remember a lyric from a song but i can't mention it cuz id get nuked

[keen vapor]

I am truly cursed because I love tall women... and I'm 6'7".

[hazy kestrel]

Say. It. LOUDER!

[tawdry edge]

Not a difficult thing to achieve

[limpid vigil]

Mirror

[south valve]

Are you calling him tall?

[hazy kestrel]

Mean ;(

[dire kayak]

im 2 inches shorter than him

[languid hazel]

-# ||I just want a lady who will break me and make me worse before rebuilding me exactly as she wants me to be||
:3

[south valve]

Okay, I'll do it

[obtuse oak]

there's a temp HR woman at my job who has a sharp wit and a lot of that "only 24 years old and already tired of ugh men" gen z energy and she's been fun to spar with

[tawdry edge]

PEAK PEAK BASED

[tawdry edge]

No?

[tawdry edge]

Not my fault you are goblin sized

[dire kayak]

[limpid vigil]

-# don't say it , don't say it , don't say it ....

[hazy kestrel]

I want a lady that will carry me like a sack of potatoes, but alas, I have not found such a maiden yet.

[south valve]

I think you read what I said wrong

[green vector]

Ugh men energy is exhausting as fuck

Keep her

[hazy kestrel]

That’s Mr. Shorty to you.

:(

[limpid vigil]

god cuz of all the crass jokes my classmates make it's getting harder to controll myself

with jokes

heh

[tawdry edge]

Personman the Non-heightmaxxer

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[dire kayak]

ill beat the lexbreakers

[obtuse oak]

No it's really funny

And she's right anyway

[patent grove]

You dropped your mayo and pickles pizza, mr shorty

[limpid vigil]

MAYO? FUCKING MAYO?!

ON PIZZA?!

[dire kayak]

oouuhhh

[green vector]

🤢

[dire kayak]

id say something weird but hank is watching

[tawdry edge]

Being a biological male and seeing the shit men do every day makes me

[keen hornet]

ohhh my god bro dont you just love sitting down to play then you get forced to leave a match because someone needs you irl

[patent grove]

No, not on pizza, silly.

On everything

[limpid vigil]

We are talking abt big titty goth elf women who peg , wtf could be weird now?

[dire kayak]

anyone else's mayo coming out extra gloopy?

[limpid vigil]

I HOPE TO THE GOD EMPEROR THAT IS ACTUALLY MAYO

[hazy kestrel]

What about the Exodite Aeldari?

[keen hornet]

on the darktide discord?

[patent grove]

Helmans though I'm not picky

[keen hornet]

beats seeing naked zola on the subreddit

[limpid vigil]

Second verse same as the first , pls give me their number so they can peg me into a hearse

[green vector]

Oh shit where

[tawdry edge]

She aint even all dat

[mystic fossil]

aint this the drukhari?

[limpid vigil]

I saw rannick

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, what the fuck

[keen hornet]

dt subreddit

[hazy kestrel]

Expedites are like the Amish

But moreso

They have dinosaurs and shit

Very hot

[keen hornet]

i was eating breakfast the day after and i saw naked swagger

im preetty sure i also saw the karnak twins

kill me

[limpid vigil]

Honestly the space elf's have to be an autistic persons nightmare. Like how do you decide wich ones are hotter?

[tawdry edge]

My brain got corrupted by instagram brainrot every time i read "amish" i rember of the "do the amish people know of the demon who is going to grab them and feed them to the wall of flesh?" Clip

[limpid vigil]

The cool goth ones or the dinosuar ones

[keen hornet]

would you like some darktide discussion with your pornography sir

[hazy kestrel]

What

[dire kayak]

i just want a girl who will let me cry into their shoulder

[tawdry edge]

PLEASE TELL ME TOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOT

[limpid vigil]

Thank god i like warframe so im not suprised by borderline pornographic art

in my games

[hazy kestrel]

No

[tawdry edge]

Im sending it on zealot chat

[hazy kestrel]

Do not

Please

I’m not gonna look at whatever cursed stuff you place there

You all freak me out sometimes

[limpid vigil]

It was good knowing you soldier!

[hazy kestrel]

Why

Why would you do this

[tawdry edge]

Please watch it its hilarious

[hazy kestrel]

No

[limpid vigil]

ooh the amish clip

[obtuse oak]

It's not that bad and/or deep, she's just ✨ woke ✨ about the patriarchy and uneven division of household labour and workplace sexism and all that stuff. Which is all true and real and it behooves the rest of us men to acknowledge and be mindful of it and make the world a better place

[limpid vigil]

thought you were sending the zola nsfw art for a sec

and got worried

[tawdry edge]

No lmfao

Why would i do that

[thick coyote]

Is this naked in the room with us rn

[limpid vigil]

To freak @hazy kestrel tf out

[keen hornet]

down the hall and to the left

[limpid vigil]

Next to skeleton thirstrap rannick

[thick coyote]

Bro that's shirtless

[keen hornet]

i saw a version of naked zola where her milk cannons were covered up by 2 rannick heads

[thick coyote]

Don't count

[cosmic burrow]

as one polish band sang ,,wszystkie baby do kopalni,, about such things

[green vector]

Ah I assumed you meant the more extreme version of ugh men, fair enough then I agree

[thick coyote]

Did you see the ones uncovered

?

Pretty mid boobs ngl

[keen hornet]

regretfully

[limpid vigil]

I did - mortar shells

[cosmic burrow]

fuck no

shut up you lot

[thick coyote]

And lacks scars

[keen hornet]

rannick please shield my eyes

[thick coyote]

Nuh uh

[limpid vigil]

i hope he gouges mine out

[thick coyote]

[limpid vigil]

i deserve it

[keen hornet]

theyre posting thirst traps of every character EXCEPT my goat kayex

[green vector]

Milk cannons Ayo what the fuck

[limpid vigil]

Where brunt tho?

[keen hornet]

nobody nose

[hazy kestrel]

Whomst has summoned me

[thick coyote]

Posting shirtless Michael Geary

And saying it's Kayex/Arbites nsfw art

[keen hornet]

when is the naked kayex dropping

[hazy kestrel]

Alright y’all are getting freaky again. Time to go back to work.

Goodbye

[limpid vigil]

Oh no i was just saying that i thought that lynxie was gonna post the nsfw zola art to freak you out cuz yall had that conversation but they sent the amish clip , turns out i misread that convo

[thick coyote]

Michael Geary is also here in the server btw

[midnight magnet]

Hm, one of those days again I see.
Wait, it's always one of those days in here.

More like every hour!

[green vector]

[dire kayak]

diagonal kris is the best

[thick coyote]

It's about Darktide this time

Tbf

[drowsy lynx]

Scrunkly

[green vector]

Scrunkler

[obtuse oak]

Haha yeah

https://tenor.com/view/what-did-he-say-meme-gif-23373334

[dire kayak]

fly little servo-skull!!!

[tight pine]

No, I will walk

[dire kayak]

mischievous is that servo-skull,,,,

[midnight magnet]

I don't wanna know what you do with it.

Wait, I do want to know!

[mystic fossil]

guys can someone help me with zealot penance

[thick coyote]

Btw I think I listened to Blue Stahli version once

[dire kayak]

hoouugfhhh

[obtuse oak]

Also good

[patent grove]

Which one

[mystic fossil]

the body drip

not rn but

[patent grove]

Which one is that

My zealot is a bit neglected

[hazy kestrel]

All I have left for work is to enter two invoices into the system.

I have to drag this out over 2-1/2 more hours.

I’m so bored.

[drowsy lynx]

Probably asking about just a flesh wound for the shoulder candles

[dire kayak]

i could show you my writing

[hazy kestrel]

Gonna be moving as slow as that sloth guy from that one movie.

[graceful hamlet]

Bet you’re missing the food talk now

[hazy kestrel]

Pure Administratum moment

[hazy kestrel]

I kinda am

It’s fun telling British people how they have no sense of cuisine.

[delicate vapor]

Tired

[dire kayak]

thats not very nice to say
roadkill on toast is a delectable meal

[hazy kestrel]

Grutting hell pal, don’t eat that. It’ll make ya ill!

[patent grove]

@dire kayak speaking od roadkill wanna see my primaris quad?

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[brazen pelican]

Biomass is biomass.

Good goober!

[brazen pelican]

Aww, so smol. Adorable. :>

[shell goblet]

goob afternoon gaymers

[dire kayak]

literally me

[stuck crescent]

Not me

[hazy kestrel]

I’m spinning in my office chair rn

Have nothing to do

So bored

[stuck crescent]

Hi spinning in my office chair rn

[nocturne bloom]

Stardew valley mobile

[stuck crescent]

I'm Krieg_hater

[nocturne bloom]

Penny marriage speedrun

[hazy kestrel]

No

[stuck crescent]

no

[hazy kestrel]

Leah is better

[stuck crescent]

I like Alex

[nocturne bloom]

Wah wah Penny is the only choice

[hazy kestrel]

Counterpoint: Leah

[dire kayak]

ive never played stardew valley

[stuck crescent]

its ok

[hazy kestrel]

You what

FIX THIS ERROR POSTHASTE!

[nocturne bloom]

Yea play it so you can marry Penny

[hazy kestrel]

Leah is superior

There is only Leah

[stuck crescent]

no

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[twin flower]

Isn't the whole idea is that so people can pick who they like

[nocturne bloom]

People should only pick Penny

[hazy kestrel]

People should only pick Leah

[formal mortar]

Pick nobody

[dire kayak]

get someone to play it with you and marry them

[carmine steppe]

People should only pick the homeless guy

[jaunty path]

Chud

[nocturne bloom]

Totaleah boring

[formal mortar]

Who is Penny and Leah?

[twin flower]

I can't even remembah

[hazy kestrel]

I’d rather be Penny-less

[twin flower]

Palyed it so long ago

[cosmic burrow]

you should pick lash

[carmine steppe]

Stardew valley characters

[twin flower]

Lash, hell yeah

[formal mortar]

Hmm

[stuck crescent]

Penny is trailer trash, Leah is a hippy

[hazy kestrel]

Never

[formal mortar]

So a clown and a doggirl then?

[nocturne bloom]

Penny's mom is trailer trash

[formal mortar]

Penny = Pennywise, Leah = Leash

hmm

[hazy kestrel]

You’re gonna make me spit out my water

[cosmic burrow]

you are lady geist enjoyer i know that

[hazy kestrel]

You what

Huh

[cosmic burrow]

celeste and silver deadlock

[hazy kestrel]

What are you babbling about

You goose

[cosmic burrow]

i am as a matter of fact

drunk

[stuck crescent]

Thats fun

[formal mortar]

No clue who that is

[cosmic burrow]

you have google

[formal mortar]

Though I had a deadlock invite a while back that I never used

[cosmic burrow]

search up

[twin flower]

Pretty aight game

[formal mortar]

Searched celeste

First image is a thotty unicorn sliding down a rope like a stripper pole

[cosmic burrow]

about right

[twin flower]

Lmao, yeah

[cosmic burrow]

she is after all

a performer in a circus

[formal mortar]

Silver looks like a buff furry

[cosmic burrow]

she is in fact a werewolf

[formal mortar]

So yeah what you said tracks

[cosmic burrow]

very drunk werewolf

and very effective bounty hunter

[formal mortar]

Maybe I should try out deadlock

[cosmic burrow]

its moba tps hybrid

[formal mortar]

Oh like Smite?

[cosmic burrow]

better

fully 3d

as in jump on building

bounce on walls

[thick coyote]

They took dota and made it hero shooter (good)

[wooden creek]

Smite is basically a thirdperson moba, Deadlock is a moba + movement shooter kinda

[cosmic burrow]

smite is 2.5d

[formal mortar]

Ok I'm downloading it now

[cosmic burrow]

have fun

[dire kayak]

it feels like a game id only get really into if i had someone else to play it with

[cosmic burrow]

maybe ask around for other people with more time to help you get started

[formal mortar]

Going to play later tho planned to play cyberpunk

I have stardew valley but never got far into it

I play a lot of Elin instead of Stardew

[cosmic burrow]

elin?

[formal mortar]

Eternal League in Nefia or something like that, it's not quite like stardew tho tbh

You build your settlements and explore dungeons

And make sure to pay your taxes

[cosmic burrow]

im a resident farmer here

[formal mortar]

You can be various races and classes, grind lots of skills, etc

If you ever played Elona, it's like that

[cosmic burrow]

#ogryn-class message heres what im doing right now

that is collecting rocks

[formal mortar]

That looks fun, I haven't played a sim game in ages

[cosmic burrow]

for big moneys

26k

i ahve 2 wolves in me

ones is called snowrunner and second fs25

and fs25 is fucking winning

[tawdry edge]

Is gen chat being lame again

[shell goblet]

tryin not to burn out of total war until bhashiva drops so im gonna play some DARKTIDE :3

[tight pine]

Yesn’t

[tawdry edge]

I should try to play total war to get myself ready for the 40k one releasing soon

[tight pine]

It would be cool if battlefleet gothic would get some updates or perhaps…. Some more models

[jaunty path]

Play dow1

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve got to play TW: Warhammer 3 again one of these days

[jaunty path]

Get red ultramarine pilled

[dire kayak]

feelin sick again

[jaunty path]

Aspirin attack

[cosmic burrow]

hot beer with honey

[hazy kestrel]

I got burned out of my last campaign after all of my allies declared war on me at once lmao

[jaunty path]

Tf did u do

[dire kayak]

i just realized ive eaten basically nothing today

[tight pine]

What in the world did you do?

[dire kayak]

thats probably why

[hazy kestrel]

I just wanted to ally with Vlad von Carstein, who was the other big superpower

[dire kayak]

[hazy kestrel]

I got too powerful I guess

[jaunty path]

Trumpmaxxing

[hazy kestrel]

Oh haha

Very funny lol

[tawdry edge]

Ew. Blood Ravens.

[hazy kestrel]

It was kinda bs too, because not only were all of my allies now at war with me

[tawdry edge]

I wouldn't recommend doing that

[dire kayak]

tempted to replay gr1

[hazy kestrel]

But all of their enemies who I was by extension at war with for being their friend

So uh

The entire map was against me

:)

[tight pine]

Makes sense, now then… become doomguy the nation

[tawdry edge]

Only a servitor could like the Blood Ravens...
Lobotomite!'

[hazy kestrel]

I would. But I erased that campaign after getting the Long campaign victory

[tight pine]

Oh, dang

[hazy kestrel]

Couldn’t be bothered to fight the super event dwarven death stacks

In addition to everyone else on the map

Though next playthrough

There will only be Bretonnia

[tight pine]

[hazy kestrel]

Make of that what you will.

[dire kayak]

bodycam off since the burst

[hazy kestrel]

No more Mr. Chivalric Knight

[tight pine]

Itz ok
Will just be staring at battlefleet gothic for 8 days 8 months and 8 hours for no reason

[hazy kestrel]

Khorne worshippermaxxing

[midnight magnet]

Always something.

[tight pine]

.Something always

[midnight magnet]

That as well.

[tight pine]

Kinda wish gw would give a bit of love to battlefleet gothic, always cool to see city sized ships throw down

Someone just got hadroned

[dire kayak]

hooouuugghhhh

[shell goblet]

from what ive heard they're gonna play pretty differently so i dont know how much will transfer over haha

[shell goblet]

fun game :3

[shell goblet]

raaaa i finally did the 40 kills in a scriers gaze penance

back to SHRIEK >:3

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[shell goblet]

im penance huntin rn but ddoes anyone wanna maybe do some auric maelstroms :ooo

[sleek harness]

Give me 50 dollars and I might

[hazy kestrel]

Probably when I get out of work in 2 hours

Sitting here spinning in my chair

With nothing to work on

:(

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

[sleek harness]

Give me 50 extra dollars and I might get Personamen off work

[acoustic pebble]

Shork here

[shell goblet]

okii-

[acoustic pebble]

I got the hive scum cosmetic from the Commodore and I gotta say, it's very damn sexy

Except for the helmet

It looks stupid

[shell goblet]

im abt to get my psyker master of war finally :3

[potent sage]

at work rn

[neat jewel]

Peak

[jaunty path]

Aren't you excited you'll be playing expeditions in 2 hours

[potent sage]

hate it here

[jaunty path]

Whats ur j*b

[potent sage]

mcdonalds

i stock shelves

[acoustic pebble]

Type shit. Wanna steal some burgers for my benefit?

[potent sage]

no these burgers are hot ass

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[acoustic pebble]

I'm going to make them better

With drugs

[jaunty path]

No tf u not

[hazy kestrel]

Momma didn’t raise a quitter Missus

I’m not a quitter

[neat jewel]

Yooo same

I actually got a bag of jalapeno crisps they let me take home lmfao

[potent sage]

major w

[neat jewel]

And some of the Grinch boxes from winter

[jaunty path]

R u br*tish

[neat jewel]

Nah I'm merican

[hazy kestrel]

My condolences, fellow Freedom lover

[jaunty path]

Why use the language of our enemy then

[neat jewel]

Because it's what they're called 😭

It's on the bag

[jaunty path]

So you eat the food of our enemy

[acoustic pebble]

Crisps? Not FRIES?!?

[neat jewel]

They're not chips, it's like dehydrated jalapeno chunks

[stark bobcat]

As the #1 Brexit Geezer

[hazy kestrel]

My boredom knows no bounds

[acoustic pebble]

Can I see your Bugatti?

[hazy kestrel]

I wish I had something to work on

[jaunty path]

Guys we might need to flay this person

[green vector]

Imagine calling crisps chips

[jaunty path]

Think about balatro

[green vector]

Fucking Americans

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve never played Balatro

[acoustic pebble]

I was gonna do it anyway, but atleast everyone's behind it now

[neat jewel]

Chat kick her in the funnybone

[acoustic pebble]

Jokes on you, I'm illiterate

[hazy kestrel]

Counterpoint: British people and their “cuisine”

[patent grove]

I've come to the conclusion there are 2 types of darktide players. Those that wait for the door to rise, and those that slide under it as soon as possible

[jaunty path]

If you had a full english youd devour it

Thinking about a full english is making me hungry

[potent sage]

biggest colonial empire in history and not a single spice on their food btw

[acoustic pebble]

A full English? As in person?

[neat jewel]

It's hard to eat around the bones though...

[hazy kestrel]

Why yes, I would devour a tall English woman with a nice accent.

[tight pine]

And ogryns

[carmine steppe]

corpse starch

[hazy kestrel]

You know me so well, Missus

[acoustic pebble]

Tasty

[jaunty path]

Its a fucking dish you bloke

[acoustic pebble]

Is it similar to corpse starch?

[hazy kestrel]

Using the slang of our enemy, I see.

Traitor

[jaunty path]

Nah it has a lot of meat and a lot of eggs

[green vector]

Finally missus talking sense for a change

[jaunty path]

Im hungry :(

[carmine steppe]

english cuisine is closer to the dark future of the 40k than you think

[acoustic pebble]

Tasty

[jaunty path]

Beans on toast isn't bad

[acoustic pebble]

Well GW IS British

[green vector]

Based

[hazy kestrel]

Oh no

[jaunty path]

Ill die here

[hazy kestrel]

Missus has caught the British disease

[acoustic pebble]

Ew. Toast

[carmine steppe]

they took inspiration

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so over

It looks like it’s terminal

[potent sage]

black beans are very yummy

[jaunty path]

I should make waffles

[dire kayak]

ive had it more times than i can count

i hate it

[jaunty path]

Brah

[acoustic pebble]

Now I want Mayonaise on Waffles

[copper olive]

I need help in lore chat missus

[jaunty path]

[copper olive]

💔

[hazy kestrel]

You blasphemer

[acoustic pebble]

[carmine steppe]

this is something only a pregnant person would ever want

[dull hamlet]

Burial goods

[acoustic pebble]

I'm a shark, ya imbecile

[hazy kestrel]

You blasphemer

Shark

Thing

Abomination

[acoustic pebble]

I do what I want

And who are you to call ME an abomination??

You're Britonnian

[green vector]

Britonnian

[hazy kestrel]

Bretonnian

[potent sage]

i just threw up a bit in my mouth

[hazy kestrel]

You unchivalrous goose

[potent sage]

ough god

[hazy kestrel]

Fantabulous

[acoustic pebble]

Lemme smell

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck

[midnight magnet]

Sigh.

[dire kayak]

i puked earlier

i don't feel too good

[acoustic pebble]

Take medicine

[jaunty path]

Have you eaten

[dire kayak]

i have

[hazy kestrel]

Did you eat beans on toast?

[tight pine]

you did

[hazy kestrel]

I have some self respect left

[tight pine]

[hazy kestrel]

You’ll never see me eating beans on toast

Buncha blasphemers

[nocturne bloom]

We talkin about fluids in here???

[acoustic pebble]

We may not see it, but you are admitting to eating them

[hazy kestrel]

It is time for me to leave I see

Lamia is back

[acoustic pebble]

You traitorous britonnian

[hazy kestrel]

I haven never tarnished my family name in such a way

[acoustic pebble]

It's not your family name you tarnished. IT IS OURS, YA DESTRUCTIVE CORAL SNAKE

[nocturne bloom]

Snake?

[thick coyote]

Water>>>>> every other fluid

[nocturne bloom]

Theres a lot of fluids made from water

[thick coyote]

It's why water>>>>>

[acoustic pebble]

I now wish the thing I wrote for shits and giggles was in game. Now I'm sad

[mystic fossil]

false milk>>>>

[mystic fossil]

what you write?

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "Oi Tithe-rat! Look, a Jokaero!"

Male Maul: "BE! SILENT!!"

Male Anarchist: "No, really! You can see it swinging with it's-"

Male Maul: "SHUT UP!!"

[dire kayak]

i would never

even if it truly wasn't that bad

ive had to eat it so much as a kid ive grown tired

[hazy kestrel]

Hopefully you feel better soon.

[graceful hamlet]

Never look at why they have to pasteurize milk

Fun fact of the day

[nocturne bloom]

Pardon but you genuinely ate beans on toast

[potent sage]

i like crusher

idk why more ppl dont use it

[dire kayak]

regretfully

[nocturne bloom]

Second hand regret is crazy rn

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

Bad players

[hazy kestrel]

Crusher is mid, thammer is superior

(This is slander against crushers)

[thick fog]

Because good weapons actually requires a brain

[potent sage]

hammer users when they have to USE THEIR BRAIN

[hazy kestrel]

But I do love the thammer

[potent sage]

(this is slander against THAMMERS)

[hazy kestrel]

Heavy into heavy (until the heat death of the universe) works well enough for me

[thick fog]

Ogrryn crushers of course right?

[thick coyote]

You need to use half a brain cell

That's why

People just want oonga boonga

[little marten]

Hello

Darktide gamers

[hazy kestrel]

No. I’m being a silly goose and insulting the weapon because I don’t like it much lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Spoken like someone who's never used a hammer

[thick coyote]

Yeah you forgot special heavy

It's all about them heavies Spider-Man

[potent sage]

notice how theres an ogryn crusher n not an ogryn thunder hammer enemy

[hazy kestrel]

So true

Because they can’t handle the power of the thammer

Skill issue

[potent sage]

thats because crusher was so good they made it into an enemy

[thick fog]

Reddit users when they watch their favourite youtuber give an opinion and fully agree on it

[jaunty path]

Thammer is less usable than crusher

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue

[potent sage]

thammer is such a gimmick weapon

[jaunty path]

Crusher removes horde in 1 2 3

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue

[potent sage]

its anti-crusher/abomination only

[jaunty path]

Thammer is 20 steps

[hazy kestrel]

It’s perfectly valid

[potent sage]

crusher can do all that and more

[hazy kestrel]

Meh

[stuck crescent]

Know what's better than the crusher or Thammer?

[hazy kestrel]

Not satisfying bonk

[stuck crescent]

CHAINSWORD

[hazy kestrel]

Therefore is stinks

[jaunty path]

IT HAS A SATISFYING BONK

[hazy kestrel]

Not like the thammer’s

[thick fog]

You because you the hammer of the lex
I can use you to hit hairy ticks

[hazy kestrel]

You know this to be true

[potent sage]

"know what's better than peak or shit?"
"VOMIT!!"

[stuck crescent]

CHAINSWORD

[thick fog]

[stuck crescent]

BEST WEAPON

[thick coyote]

One goes zap boom (single target)
The other goes pzweep boom (AoE)

[potent sage]

knife, crusher, relic blade

this is the only triumvirate of zealot weapons

[stuck crescent]

CHAINSWORD>

[jaunty path]

Personman def says relic blade bad

[hazy kestrel]

I do

[jaunty path]

[potent sage]

shvt... the FVCK VP!!!!!!!!!!!

😡

[hazy kestrel]

Thammer is the only weapon

[nocturne bloom]

Nah genuine skill issue

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing else exists

[jaunty path]

Play on auric w thammer

Gl

[hazy kestrel]

It’s easy

[nocturne bloom]

I did

[thick fog]

Wrong because no zealot player currently uses crusher

[hazy kestrel]

It’s the easiest thing in the world lmao

[jaunty path]

I DO

SHOOTS YOU

[potent sage]

I DO

WE BOTH O

DO

[thick fog]

Lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue

[jaunty path]

[nocturne bloom]

I did havoc with thammer

[thick fog]

The reply caps

[twin flower]

Thammers pretty whack yeah

[hazy kestrel]

Missus can’t use the thammer on auric confirmed.

[twin flower]

And am not eeven a zeal main

[jaunty path]

How long did you live and what level

[hazy kestrel]

Therefore your opinion is invalid

Thammer is peak

[thick fog]

I don't use thammee but it very serviceable to auric

[twin flower]

I just said its whack bruh

Meaning its good?

Hello?

[thick coyote]

second best 2h melee on zealot

[hazy kestrel]

Whack means bad

[nocturne bloom]

Mid 30s iirc

[hazy kestrel]

You goose

[twin flower]

British people

[jaunty path]

Thammer users cant even kill hordes they just let the team do it for em 🥀

[hazy kestrel]

Lies

Slander

[jaunty path]

They know how to dodge thatd good atleast

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue most clearly

[jaunty path]

I cast groaner eating your special

[hazy kestrel]

Missus is not beating the “can’t use a thammer in auric” allegations

[stuck crescent]

Imagine not using the best weapon in the game

[nocturne bloom]

Missus when she learns you can have a secondary weapon for horde clear on zealot instead of picking things that need to do everything for them

[potent sage]

thammer mains when the single poxwalker walks in front of the crusher while he's winding up and tanks the hit

[dire kayak]

i use heavy eviscerator cause i like chainswords

[potent sage]

and then they get FUCKED. UP. BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stuck crescent]

Very Mister E coded

[hazy kestrel]

So? Just invisibility and power up another heavy

[thick coyote]

Ranged horde clearing

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue

[thick coyote]

[hazy kestrel]

If you get bonked

[thick coyote]

[hazy kestrel]

Yawn

[potent sage]

unless ur using purgation flamer

[thick coyote]

(tbf they do get a flamer)

[hazy kestrel]

Cope, Mald, and Seethe, thammer haters.

[potent sage]

there IS no ranged horde clearing

[twin flower]

The humble bolter

[hazy kestrel]

Bolter? Hello?

[potent sage]

that is made up by Big Ranged to sell more Ranged co-op builds

[thick coyote]

(flamers good, flamers is love, flamer is life)

[thick coyote]

3 cleave

[potent sage]

fvck you pal

[thick coyote]

😭

[potent sage]

i KNOW bolter

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue

[potent sage]

dont BOLTER me

[thick coyote]

💀

[jaunty path]

I probably will when im bored but realistically you have to let your team fight for you

[cosmic lynx]

im gonna shoot my bolt pistol in hordes and nobody will stop me.

[hazy kestrel]

No you don’t

[thick coyote]

Man just use

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue

[potent sage]

i am the ultimate bolter main

[thick coyote]

Manstopper Double Barrel

[nocturne bloom]

Not really

[cosmic lynx]

that sounds awful.

[thick coyote]

Infinite cleave (if it crits)

[jaunty path]

??? Are you talking about ranged? Ranged for horde clear?

[hazy kestrel]

Then why can’t you aim and clear ranged hordes? Curious

[potent sage]

I DO

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue

[hidden wedge]

anyone else disconnecting in expeditions only here and there? just drops you off no chance to reconnect

[potent sage]

I JUST DONT PAIR IT WITH THAMMER

😡

[hazy kestrel]

You said that bolter can’t

[dire kayak]

i have fun with thanmer

[thick coyote]

Finally, someone who speaks my language

[potent sage]

i never said that

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

My bad

[potent sage]

ur making my cortisol spike

[hazy kestrel]

Was for flamer

[hazy kestrel]

Good

Seethe

Mald

Cope

[dire kayak]

thammer is fun

[hazy kestrel]

This is fun though

[dire kayak]

at least to me

[hazy kestrel]

Finally something besides being bored at work

[dire kayak]

i like bonking things

[jaunty path]

I mean sure if you want to use Ranged just know you'll run out of ammo fast

[dire kayak]

crusher i find fun
thammer i find fun
heavy eviscerator i find fun

[hazy kestrel]

Ammo conservation and aiming: “Am I a joke to you?”

[nocturne bloom]

So stop using it for every fight

[dire kayak]

aiming matters so much more than you think

[jaunty path]

@nocturne bloom fym "do everything for you" THATS THE FUCKING GAME ILL FUCKING KILL YOU- nono im chill i wont fall for rage bait

[cosmic lynx]

im giving it a shot mostly to see how well it procs kinetic flayer. bolt pistol does an amazing job of proccing it on the hidden netter/whatever in the horde of chuff.

[jaunty path]

[hazy kestrel]

Hehehe

[jaunty path]

What ranged are you using

[nocturne bloom]

Missus is a meta slave confirmed 🥀

[hazy kestrel]

Bolter

[dire kayak]

i got every shot counts first try with the boltgun

[hazy kestrel]

You goose

[jaunty path]

Bolter

[hazy kestrel]

Only bolter

[modest flume]

I find you fun

[potent sage]

FLAMER

[languid hazel]

Blorf!

[hazy kestrel]

Magdump bolter

[jaunty path]

What difficulty

[potent sage]

I LOOOOOVE FLAMER

[hazy kestrel]

There is nothing else

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyy

[hazy kestrel]

Auric maelstrom

You goose

[modest flume]

Evis is my jam though

[jaunty path]

Theres no ammo conservation on mag dump Bolter

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue

[modest flume]

I can use the THammer, but ehhh it's not for me

[hazy kestrel]

There is for me

[dire kayak]

my veteran has 110 bolter rounds

[potent sage]

yeah... when I'M on the bolter or the flamer... heh, there AINT gonna be any conservation

[hazy kestrel]

Cope mald and seethe, Missus

[jaunty path]

By ammo conversation you mean you eat up all the ammo

[twin flower]

Ammo boxes still exist around the map tho right

[hazy kestrel]

You can’t conserve ammo

Skill issue

[potent sage]

Every Kill, A Prayer For The Dead

[jaunty path]

Personman do you use knives

[thick coyote]

Your veteran can't have a thunder hammer

[potent sage]

ammo conservation means on average how much ammo the weapon consumes when you regularly fire it

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[thick coyote]

Actually I just lied

[hazy kestrel]

Who doesn’t!

[potent sage]

in this case, the bolter doesnt have a lot

[jaunty path]

Kewl

[thick coyote]

You can give vet the hammer with a mod

[hazy kestrel]

Rarely grab ammo bags though

[thick coyote]

I gave it to Psyker once

[nocturne bloom]

Ngl if nobody has been picking ammo up the whole game im gonna be a greedy ammo [censored]

[dire kayak]

i strive to have the most fun possible on darktide

[hazy kestrel]

I’m referring to the act of conserving ammo and not being an ammo hog, you silly goose.

[patent grove]

Me too

[twin flower]

What does other people see tho, if you have the mod

[thick coyote]

#psyker-class message

[modest flume]

Wow me too! We should be friends

[thick coyote]

Nothing because it doesn't work like

[potent sage]

your not supposed to CONSERVE AMMO ur supposed to KILL HORDES with it

[thick coyote]

It was on Psykhanium

[hazy kestrel]

Holy skill issue

You can’t be serious

[thick coyote]

And the game crashed on solo plays

[jaunty path]

Dog

[hazy kestrel]

What the dog doin?

[thick coyote]

No no but they are right

Why are you selecting Bolter for horde clear

And not using it to clear hordes

Mag dump that shit

[hazy kestrel]

For bosses and special sniping

Duh

[thick coyote]

King Von it

[hazy kestrel]

You silly goose

[nocturne bloom]

You're 🤓

[thick coyote]

💥 💥 💥 💥 💥

[modest flume]

Shooting hordes instead of glorious melee?

[hazy kestrel]

We’ve finally broken Abby

[potent sage]

true!

[jaunty path]

Fallback. Let the inferno staff kill the horde. Attempt to kill horde. Go down

[hazy kestrel]

Time to celebrate

[modest flume]

You absolute FREAKS

[potent sage]

this is a truke

[jaunty path]

I want a chicken gyro

[potent sage]

chicken gyro is nasty

[nocturne bloom]

Melee fans when they spam one button instead of learning how to block attack or animation skip:

[jaunty path]

Stfu

[potent sage]

lamb n beef 🤤

[jaunty path]

Ill hit you

[potent sage]

[jaunty path]

You're hungarian

[potent sage]

LOL

[nocturne bloom]

Arent you from NY?

[jaunty path]

You're hungarian

[hazy kestrel]

Ay, I’m walking ‘ere!

[modest flume]

Average DS user:

[carmine steppe]

Literally every fighting game ever

[nocturne bloom]

Youre from NY and you bum off your dad's expired alcohol

[jaunty path]

I bummed*

I don't anymore

.

For

Now.

[nocturne bloom]

Yea get a J O B

[hazy kestrel]

Missus is recovering, that’s good.

Yay :)

[nocturne bloom]

And a permit

[hazy kestrel]

I am happy for you

No more drinking

:)

[modest flume]

What a good day for Missus

Proud of you

[nocturne bloom]

She didnt say she stopped drinking

Just that she doesnt bum expired alcohol

[hazy kestrel]

Let me be optimistic >:(

[modest flume]

Yeah, that's an improvement

Something something baby steps

[potent sage]

im a bulldozer rabbit

or a digging rabbit

[jaunty path]

I stopped drinking since last night

[potent sage]

killin mfs who get in my way

[dire kayak]

i need to hug someone

[jaunty path]

All my rum gon

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t dig holes please

[potent sage]

heh.... like a little icebreaker

[hazy kestrel]

Hooray

[jaunty path]

You talk about me like an alcoholic

[hazy kestrel]

I saw that

[potent sage]

meant 2 say icebreaker

cus its like the icebreaker from disco elysium

[hazy kestrel]

But you weren’t incorrect

I assumed it was a dark joke

[potent sage]

that's right the icebreaker is not innocent cus he's a drunk fascist who wants to "turn back the wheels of time" to fascism

[potent sage]

u should play disco elysium

[hazy kestrel]

No