general-chat

[visual vortex]

Haha neopolitan is a furry

[limpid vigil]

cuz i follow furry artists and they repost a lot of those

[limpid vigil]

So are you and skaven

[sleek harness]

You don't need to have a 10000 dollar fursuit to be a furry

You just need to like anthropomorphic animals

[visual vortex]

Like Boogie2988

[limpid vigil]

Yep

[sleek harness]

No

I am not furry

Fool

[visual vortex]

There's a difference

[limpid vigil]

I mean technically speaking neo - the character from my pfp was a humansuit , she got possesed by a cat at one point

[visual vortex]

Okay

[twin flower]

if you like fem skavens does that make you one? 🤔

[visual vortex]

Nut is typing

[limpid vigil]

You like skavens - anthropomorphic rats so by your definition you are a furry

[twin flower]

-# nut

[visual vortex]

Pipe down 🗣️ 👆

And listen

[twin flower]

he's about to nut

[low wharf]

This sounds awfully similar to "1000 year old loli so its okay"

[sleek harness]

It's not literal anthropomorphic

It's close

Which means I am not a furry

[marsh iris]

piping down

[elder merlin]

I know that, its just a wild ass take is all

[visual vortex]

Okay he spoke

It's okay

[limpid vigil]

huh?

[elder merlin]

Ok, Furry

[low wharf]

Joking ofc

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Ok 1900s fanboy

[limpid vigil]

i uhhh , just suprised is all considering she is 23-24 years old

[elder merlin]

More of a late cretaceous era fan myself

[visual vortex]

I like

Dinosaur

[sleek harness]

Okay stone age then

[elder merlin]

Still too soon

[twin flower]

dingosaurs

[elder merlin]

Go back to school

[low wharf]

No i said that because of the convoluted 'not a furry' argument going on atm

[sleek harness]

What

[limpid vigil]

ahh fair

[visual vortex]

Skaven cant read

[elder merlin]

Ye old ass

[low wharf]

Idk who your pfp even is

[limpid vigil]

https://rwby.fandom.com/wiki/Neopolitan

also the cat that i was talking abt

https://rwby.fandom.com/wiki/Curious_Cat

[sleek harness]

Yes I can

[limpid vigil]

rwby is a fever dream what can i say

[sleek harness]

Cetrarus era was stone age era

[visual vortex]

Neopolitan whipped that shit out faster than a gunslinger from the wild west holy shit

[sleek harness]

Oh my god Neo have his own wiki

[limpid vigil]

Ppl misspell or misinterpret my name so much i have that on speed dial

[low wharf]

https://plantsvszombies.fandom.com/wiki/Wall-nut

I have my own too

[limpid vigil]

I love the wallnut

[visual vortex]

No you have the links on speed dial

[limpid vigil]

infi nut is my fav

[limpid vigil]

Well yes

by that i was referring to the links

[visual vortex]

See im kind of stupid

[low wharf]

I mean having your id on hand is a legal requirement

[limpid vigil]

Tbh i might need to change the pfp once we get the new neo

[visual vortex]

Neo

Matrix

[limpid vigil]

but that is spoilers for rwby so im not gonna say why or how

[limpid vigil]

yknow in case somebody wants to watch the show

[visual vortex]

I dont

I cant watch showd

Shows

[limpid vigil]

Good for you - rwby is a slog but it has it's moments

but i cannot overenphasise the slog aspect of that statement

[visual vortex]

Ny tv is a piece of ancient stone

It cant work

[limpid vigil]

Rwby is not on tv - either streaming or piracy

[visual vortex]

Dodnt exist

🧠

[limpid vigil]

piracy is preffered since the only platform i know of that has it was crunchyroll or viz

[visual vortex]

Viz as in viziepop

Shitty content crestor

[limpid vigil]

nah as in the company viz media

separate from vivziepop

[visual vortex]

Viziepop media

[limpid vigil]

it's viz not viv

[visual vortex]

50 swear words upon you in 10 seconds when you go on viziepop media

[elder merlin]

Who?

[cobalt lichen]

that isn’t even accurate.

50 is way too low

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Over 100

?

[cobalt lichen]

Over 9000

[visual vortex]

😌

[limpid vigil]

yknow it's kinda funny to me that the only swears i can remember from rooster teeth are either from Red VS Blue or their failed mecha anime

[visual vortex]

Balls

[low wharf]

Meanwhile the ragequit series

Too bad it got kinda forced after a while

[marsh iris]

Ever wonder why we are here?

[twin flower]

everyday

[south valve]

To talk about darktide

[molten oyster]

to complain about expeditions?

[dire kayak]

saying "ive stripped farsight" sounds so bad without context

[twin flower]

[delicate vapor]

arc almost wiped my ass at the lift

[tawdry edge]

Already called sick to work feeling like absolute fucking shit

Stay-in home day

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[tawdry edge]

[somber stream]

Time to crack a cold one

[elder oasis]

And play darktide

[delicate vapor]

and day drink at 6am

[somber stream]

Hell yeah?

[tawdry edge]

Ngl i might not even play that much today i have a headache and tummy aches

[elder oasis]

How do you think your operatives feel? They have to fight nurgle cultists

Its the perfect roleplay opportunity

[marsh iris]

they dream of shower and a good time

[somber stream]

Shower while sick is a death sentence

[marsh iris]

shower in boiling water

[somber stream]

Real, cleanse the soul, the body, and the virus all at the same time

[tawdry edge]

Well my zealot oc survived a grenade explosion and many of the shrapnels are still lodged in her brain which cut off her ability to taste and smell
So she doesnt feel anything when fighting nurgle cultists

[patent grove]

I called out too

[tawdry edge]

[shell berry]

i am still talking

[south valve]

your pfp is like sisyphus

constantly pushing your glasses up only for them to slide down again

[tawdry edge]

I just pushed them irl

[south valve]

I hope you're now very aware of how heavy they feel on your face

and that you have to breathe

and blink

mwahahaah

[tawdry edge]

Ive read these so many times they dont affect me anymore

[astral basin]

Now that im caught up on invincible

[south valve]

🤯

[astral basin]

Time to sleep
Hopefully

[twin flower]

how heavy do you think glasses are

[patent grove]

About 350

[south valve]

Well

[somber stream]

Valve is locking horn with New York Attorney General

[south valve]

you can definitely feel them on your face if you concentrate on it

[twin flower]

350kilos fr

[tawdry edge]

It's not that theyre heavy but they hold some weight on your face when resting there

[south valve]

Yeah

[tawdry edge]

Is that lawsuit still going?

[patent grove]

Over Half Life 3 never being released?

[twin flower]

Huh, prolly got used to mine or I just barely notice now

oh shit my game started

[somber stream]

Yeah, Valve made an official statement, saying they will not comply with the request from NYAG to change how their case system work

Basically NYAG wants Valve to stop allowing people to trade, and apply more ways to get their personal information

[astral basin]

Csgo loot boxes

[somber stream]

A single request from a NYAG, affecting all the players worldwide

[tawdry edge]

Every day my love for Valve and Gabe grows stronger

[somber stream]

Can't help but making their problem everyone else's huh

[tawdry edge]

The only billionaire I slightly respect

Hope he turns immortal soon so he can forever reign steam

[astral basin]

This ones a double edged sword
NYAG took a really shitty and controlling approach towards a really shitty system

[little marten]

UH

[somber stream]

Valve insist their system is more like those labubu or Pokemon trade cards

Which is, technically correct since it does not affect gameplay

Purely cosmetics

[tawdry edge]

At least its a shitty system that doesnt steal more than necessary personal info to trade over to israel

[patent grove]

The only good billionaire is a ||redacted|| one

[little marten]

rip to gamblers but im built different

[somber stream]

I made about 400e opening cases back in the day

👴

[astral basin]

Whats that saltzpyre line
Rating evils will tempt you to find credence with one. Which is still fucked.

[tawdry edge]

Give me 15

[little marten]

i never got anything good EVER on csgo lmao

nothing even over like 5e

[tawdry edge]

This is how the world works nowadays

[somber stream]

Some cases back then worth more than 10e these day lol. Yeah and i meant the case alone

[astral basin]

“Nowadays”
The world has always worked on those that take, those that manipulate, and those that conspire

[tawdry edge]

Only time I ever opened a cs box i got a 3 cent usp skin

And that was like

13 years ago

[astral basin]

Mtg and Pokemon markets are dumb af too tho ngl

[little marten]

gambling is just beneath us

[patent grove]

Only time I ever made money off a game is when I sold my WoW account for $800

[astral basin]

Sweet heavens

[tawdry edge]

I never liked gambling
I only do it in games when I have some digital currency left and i cant really buy anything i want

So i go

"Eh why not"

Did that shit on SWTOR when i bought currency packs for cosmetics

"Welp i have enough for 3 boxes"

[somber stream]

I really don't get why people watch Assmoregold

[amber delta]

funny roachman

[wet swift]

chat arbites is fake ass class with perks like "if the dog bites someone you can summon exodia" what the hell?

[somber stream]

"uhh huh, that is correcct. Yep this guy is right. Uh uh" pause video to do the hand thing "This is what i've been talking about" resume video

0 substance

[amber delta]

yeah that's your political streamers content

[thick coyote]

Arbites is mid anyways

[tawdry edge]

There's some reasons

1. Theyre just as worthless as they are so they can relate
2. Bots
3. Watching so they can see what shit hes gonna say and then debunk it/take it to social media
4. Watch to make fun of him

[amber delta]

sometimes you will also get a "these people need to die" or "shock the dog"

[tawdry edge]

Remember asmongold is a lowcow not everyone who watches him agrees with him

[wet swift]

yeah mid in terms of game play but it is strong as hell

[tawdry edge]

Some watch him because hes just pathetic

[thick coyote]

Yeah still mid

The dog is cool though

Who's a good 2 tons killing machine

Intercontinental Ballistic Good Boy

[tawdry edge]

Remember those dawgs are tube made lobotomized killing machines

[dire kayak]

i wish my cat let me hug her

[tawdry edge]

Not all of em are tube made tho

Some are just normal dogs who are lobotomized

[dire kayak]

god knows i need it

[tawdry edge]

Do not the cat

[amber delta]

if cat doesnt let it then you do not deserve it

[tawdry edge]

Always remember to annoy your cat they deserve it

[modern elm]

why do the traitor guard still fight
cause like we send down 4 dudes and they annihilate hundreds if not thousands of guardsmen and heretics and these dudes just dont give up?
they have to know they are losing at some point

[thick fog]

even becoming a traitor, you never lose faith still

[little marten]

Probably the only way to do it

[tawdry edge]

Gameplay ≠ lore
By lore our rejects die on deployment almost everytime and Atoma is on the losing side
Our rejects are not the same rejects we have played with since the start

And also they cant go back to normal

[little marten]

I went into a betting shop at uni and made 70 quid on the roulette machine, spent it on Xbox games and that’s about the extent of my gambling give or take a coupes csgo boxes with the boys

[tawdry edge]

Ever since they got corrupted their souls are rotten and are a pawn of Nurgle

Their minds are literally hypnotized to serve Nurgle however he wishes to

[twin flower]

i mean lorewise we're losing ,despite the cracked gameplay

[tawdry edge]

[modern elm]

even the arbites like id get the base rejects and even hive scum but you are telling me officers of the adeptus arbities are barely completing missions

[tawdry edge]

We're also fighting a weakened chaos force too

Lmao

[astral basin]

The heretic count in game does not equal lore count
Yes, hive cities are known to house trillions, if not billions, of people
But the moebian 6th is still a finite regiment, not to mention the city is not on such a full scale corruption as to warrant emergency response other than what is at planetside

[tawdry edge]

Yes the Imperium is on the losing side of this matter lol

[twin flower]

are they weakened, they got backing from nobles of atoma from what i recall

[delicate vapor]

nobles do NOT care about us

[twin flower]

Not us

They're backing the traitor moebians

[astral basin]

Lorewise we are uninformed and overwhelmed by the depth of the cult

[languid grotto]

lore talks, time to lurk and take it in

[tawdry edge]

Chaos Spawns, Beast of Nurgles and any mutant/daemok of any form are weakened
Thats why our reject can even make a dent on them and kill them
Lore accurate our rejects would die from being 5km away from a BoN purely from their aura lol

[primal radish]

To be fair if each mission is a success in canon there is still a lot of places our rejects haven't gone to. The game just moves slow on lore and probably a whole bunchnof rejects died before we got through

[delicate vapor]

seems legit

[primal radish]

Like each mission is just 1 victory. We just play the same story many times

[hazy kestrel]

“Captain Wolfer, another thammer zealot has hit the daemonhost.”

[somber stream]

Heretic formation layout:
Hundreds of thousands of Pox walkers (zombies) in front (and counting)

Elite Moebian 6th traitor guard regiment, best in the sector (approx 25,000)
Cult of Admonition (Unknown amount)
Corrupted Noble houses of Atoma

[twin flower]

👆

[somber stream]

We currently have 2 regiment, 1 of which is out of commission (21st) and 1 is taking heavy losses (53rd)

[delicate vapor]

Jimmy: infinite

[somber stream]

Our "war band" is patch job at best, dies in drove

Yeah we're, kinda fucked. Tee hee

[delicate vapor]

Good

[twin flower]

fubar i say

fubar

[dire kayak]

i hope the beast of nurgle mini gets updated to look like the darktide one

[twin flower]

why, what do they look like atm

[dire kayak]

youd have to see for yourself

theyre fugly

[thick coyote]

Most cinematics are about the 6th winning against the 21st/53rd

[hazy kestrel]

Time to re-read the King in Yellow.

[twin flower]

they look aight, based on google anyway

[dire kayak]

at the crossroads, dont turn left

[hazy kestrel]

I knew I should have taken that right turn at Albuquerque.

[somber stream]

8 players raid mode when

[delicate vapor]

good GOD the que to get in a arc game is long

[wet swift]

more maps when?

[twin flower]

more weapons when

[carmine steppe]

They should make a darktide game about Skaven

[twin flower]

Hotshot Lasgun please reeee

Space rats

[wet swift]

nah in fact no mroe new things

[twin flower]

I think AoS or fantasy has enough of that

[wet swift]

just give us weapon custimization

[carmine steppe]

Rats, in SPACEEE

[twin flower]

i think I remember someone saying the devs didnt want the game to end up like CoD with weapon customizations

[carmine steppe]

No cause AOS has yet to have a good videogame for sigmar forsaken reason

[twin flower]

tho its a weird comparison imo but what do I know

[dire kayak]

i love caldor draigo

i think thats how you spell his name

[carmine steppe]

But hey soulbound (aos version of dnd) is very good

[dire kayak]

solo'd mortarion when guilliman nearly died

[hazy kestrel]

Have you ever eaten…a tangerine?

[dire kayak]

i love them

[steady aspen]

I'd at least like marks for certain classes of weapons of have different optics. Like hellbore and vigilants.

[hazy kestrel]

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ONE?

[carmine steppe]

The goat of Grey Knights, he literally fights primarchs

[twin flower]

I thought it was Kalgor

Oh wait

Kaldor*

[carmine steppe]

Yeah

Still the Grey Knights are so cool

[little marten]

Why do the grey knight models look so shit tho lmao

[twin flower]

real, but idk

[carmine steppe]

They need new models, alongside Catachans

[twin flower]

they seem to hate thinking of how weapons work via the game

something about design issues from what i heard

but uhh

[little marten]

Have some sword wielding space marines instead

[tawdry edge]

Darktide BoN aint my favorite design for it tbh

[twin flower]

bit of a weird response to me, but then again theyre the game devs

[carmine steppe]

GAMES WORKSHOP, MAKE NEW CATACHANS MODELS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[dire kayak]

definitely better than the current design

[twin flower]

The ones I looked up seemd more groteqsue

i think thats how theyre supposed to be tho right

[keen hornet]

where tf is everyone lmao i cant find an auric match

[carmine steppe]

Hey in the adepticon they stated that the new edition will have over 76 deployments

So that's at least 15 non-space marine ones

[twin flower]

cqc marines are kinda underrated from what i see

i wish theres more media about it

[carmine steppe]

Cqc?

[twin flower]

close quarters combat

dont we have like whole minis about them with swords and polearms

[carmine steppe]

Yeah that's age of sigmar minis

[twin flower]

no like in 40k

[dire kayak]

i hope GW mentions yvraine eventually

i wanna see her fight some orks or something

[twin flower]

theres even like power greatswords and other polearms they rarely show

[keen hornet]

shes not a named ultramarine

[somber stream]

Writing script for my Darktide manga because i didn't plan ahead and botched the first 3 pages of the thing. I made the squad fell out of the valkyrie and kinda forgot they can't fly lol

[carmine steppe]

She's busy doing stuff™

[dire kayak]

guilliman is stuff

[twin flower]

will she be if she marries gorrilaman 🤔

[little marten]

Could be flying low to avoid AA and over dunes or something soft

[twin flower]

I mean didnt GW make like a thanksgiving poster art about yvraine and guilliman eating together

[marsh iris]

stuff = guliman

stuffedman

[carmine steppe]

No, stuff™ is killing and resurrecting aeldar to save them from Slaneesh

[somber stream]

It was supposed to be about a squad of SL dropping hot from orbit to Tertium, avoiding Ork fighters while at it

#darktide-fan-art message
posted the first page here

[carmine steppe]

Yeah it has a bunch of characters that maybe wouldn't be together in lore but it's a poster so yeah

[marsh iris]

well tempestus scions have the gravchute to hotdrop from valkyrie

[little marten]

Very very cool

[twin flower]

the tempestus aguilas or whatever they are

[somber stream]

SL don't, these boys were escaping from a destroyer up in orbit

[tawdry edge]

imo it has its cartoonish charm which i much prefer over the dt one

it looks easier to paint

[dire kayak]

i feel like daemons shouldn't have cartoonish charm

[carmine steppe]

Like yeah I get the meme of Guilliman has an eldar wife but that comes from a small section in the book where he says "thanks for bringing me back, I will not kill you alien, now you may be on your way"

[marsh iris]

before that from tabletop, they got gravchute flavourtext to jump off valkyrie safely without it landing

[elder merlin]

Wake up, @sleek harness

[dire kayak]

wake up

[twin flower]

why u waking up ratman

[elder merlin]

Wake up, @dire kayak

[twin flower]

he'll be pissy again

[elder merlin]

Wake up, @twin flower

[twin flower]

Guh, am up

[elder merlin]

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[twin flower]

hollo

[somber stream]

There's a trailer recently featuring just that

Too bad they die like flies

[tawdry edge]

beast of nurgle has a cartoonish style to it sicne they act like big dohs who dont know their own strength

so they end up killing their "friends"

[tight pine]

Well… a beast of nurgle in this game is near nightmare fuel… so I am guessing your wish is already fulfilled?

[dire kayak]

i forgot about that

my bad

[carmine steppe]

I don't remember any daemon that has a cartoonist style from darktide

At most we could get something like nurglings

[tawdry edge]

their design arent cartoonish but Beast of Nurgle is like

cartoonish

since from their pov theyre trying to find friends to play with

[marsh iris]

oh which one

[tawdry edge]

and they accidentally kill their playmates because of their corruption and strength

they go find another friend o play with

[somber stream]

Nvm, 1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr4FSwSRuNU

[unkempt iron]

They are basically puppies

In their own eyes atleast

[marsh iris]

ohh those are the new scions

aquilons

i was talking before aquilons came about

[somber stream]

Ohh ic

[twin flower]

that servo crab sentry tho

[little marten]

Is kill team good? I was thinking of getting the starter set cause I can play quicker and cheaper than the investment I’d need to build a 2k army

[twin flower]

why cant our lasguns puncture thru armor like that

[unkempt iron]

Nurglites dont notice how horrible they look until the grandpa's bluetooth connection breaks

[unkempt iron]

Go for Necromunda

[marsh iris]

standard tempestus have gravchute, a 40k way to say parachute

[dire kayak]

and they get upset if their playmates kill them

[unkempt iron]

Kill Team has built in planned obsolescence

[marsh iris]

yeag crazy

[unkempt iron]

Your killteams become legends in 3 years time

I literally bought corsairs, and they got squatted before i could play them

Fuck you gw, real class act there

"But muh balans"

[marsh iris]

sentry using a hotshot volleygun btw

[little marten]

Oh rip fair

[somber stream]

Planned obsolescence for plastics?

[unkempt iron]

Yeah

[somber stream]

lol

[little marten]

But kill team can be used as regular troops in 40k?

[unkempt iron]

Kill Team works on cycles

[marsh iris]

yeah

[unkempt iron]

Basically, after 2 editions, they get legends'd

[marsh iris]

kill team is made for people who just started and have just a handful of minis, so they can still play while they build for core 40k game

[unkempt iron]

I was going to get starstriders

And Kasrkin

Well, all got nuked sadly

And the newer kill teams dont interest me

If you want the squad play. Go for Necromunda

[unkempt iron]

Their excuss is lame as fuck too "But it gets too hard to balance with such much killteams you know :D"

[somber stream]

:D

[unkempt iron]

Just say that you want to sell more plastic because people need a single box

Like i said, Necromunda rules, Killteam drools

My Orlocks aint going nowhere, neither are my Palanites

[astral basin]

Tupperware going bankrupt for being too good

[tight pine]

How does that even work?

[unkempt iron]

They dont get rules

Literally

[somber stream]

Nobody buy new stuff

Since it's too good

[delicate vapor]

man my mom LOVES tupper ware

[unkempt iron]

Your killteams get 2 editions of validity at most

[astral basin]

No new customers
Tupperware products being handed down and passed around

[molten charm]

if i play some havoc and don't get the reward chest during the next week, does it vanish?

[twin flower]

sounds about right lmao

[unkempt iron]

The funny thing is, Killteam 2 was a good game, 3 was watered down slop like the jump from 9th to 10th

[tight pine]

Aight I get it now

[unkempt iron]

They killed all the list building with 3rd

[twin flower]

as an asian, we do love tupperwares

[unkempt iron]

Removed all gear buying

And then gave our killteams planned obsolescence

[marsh iris]

i enjoyed when killteam first came out

[unkempt iron]

Compendium death guard my beloved

[tight pine]

Guesses on where in the setting the warhammer movie is gonna take place?

[carmine steppe]

I might be sleep deprived cause I read this as "as an Asian we have superpowers"

[unkempt iron]

Funniest thing is, i built them all as their characters

[marsh iris]

i beat the lgs manager's death guard with scions 😬

[unkempt iron]

I cant even run them as corsairs

[twin flower]

maybe we do

[astral basin]

I regret getting a necron box
These spindly arms have become a nightmare for me

[carmine steppe]

Uhhh which movie?

[unkempt iron]

Well, i got a farseer on foot atleast

[twin flower]

The one Caville is working on?

[somber stream]

Shape them into form

[tight pine]

Yes

[somber stream]

The result is well worth the effort

[unkempt iron]

And an Autarch, just ignode the Drukhari helmet

[somber stream]

Wanna see my old minis?

[astral basin]

Sure

[twin flower]

I just hope its in a 30k setting if they wanna lean more into space marines

[little marten]

WHERE IS THE POSTMAN

[carmine steppe]

Its not, it's gonna be some blue berry motherfucker fighting Orks or chaos

[twin flower]

40k does hive cities better like Munda

[tawdry edge]

what

[tight pine]

Necrons could be cool

[astral basin]

Mu problem is that
The wire on the cannon needs to be precise
Along with the left arm that connects to it
But i dunno if the gun is sitting right bc both arms cant be glued simultaneously (much less held together)
Eugh

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Pats on holiday

[unkempt iron]

I love necrons, hate building them

[astral basin]

In hell

[unkempt iron]

Especially the push fits

GOD

They are AWFUL

[astral basin]

I got a box of warriors
Was planning a custom scheme for my first time
But
God
Ts is nerve wracking

[tawdry edge]

im thinking

[astral basin]

Uh oh

[tawdry edge]

of using my paycheck to pay for another commission of my OC

[carmine steppe]

all of it?

[unkempt iron]

I just ask my wife, politely

She is an Artist

[tawdry edge]

obviously not all of it

[tawdry edge]

i already had an artist in mind

[unkempt iron]

She doesnt take commissions, fyi

[carmine steppe]

But think of how cool it would look

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[tight pine]

It’s Jorge washtown isn’t it

[tawdry edge]

it would look cool as fuck but unfortinately i cant use all of my money for one single art piece
tho ive thought about it lmao

[tawdry edge]

john warhammer

[unkempt iron]

My next allocation is going for a box of Goliath minis for Necromunda

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[carmine steppe]

"honey could you please draw Zodgrod Wortsnagga riding a Rukkatrukk Squigbuggy"

🥺

[unkempt iron]

She'd gladly do it, just gotta make it worth for her to do it

[somber stream]

By the time you've finished painting your first cron army

2 editions have passed

And you need a specialized case dedicated for specific minis if you want to bring them outside

Mfs are frail af, ironically

[unkempt iron]

Painting them is easy

Building them is the pain

Their footmen are, atleast

Bigcrons and vehicles are fun

Except for the doomsday ark

Ho

Ly

Fuck

Give me testicular cancer instead

[somber stream]

Void dragon took me 1 month and a half

But yes it was fun lol

[unkempt iron]

You dont want to know the proxy i ran for it

[tight pine]

🗣️ 🫧 🫧 🫧

[tired inlet]

I cast testicular torsion

(or PECOs)

[tight pine]

[glacial shoal]

i'm awake

what up

[tight pine]

The sky

[tired inlet]

narrator: This was eventually judged to be a bad decision

[glacial shoal]

something like that

[tired inlet]

lotta modifiers on the terminal today

[elder merlin]

Darktide finally died

And Fatshark went on a diet

[glacial shoal]

is it kill finally

[tired inlet]

yesterday was a light day, today isn't, tomorrow is worse.

do your taxes, Americans

[elder merlin]

Dark days ahead

Its time to revolt

[glacial shoal]

[tired inlet]

born too late to die of plague; born too early to die of plague; born just in time to kill plaguewalkers

[elder merlin]

The time to band together and lay down our lives for a cause bigger than ourselves has drawn near, well, technically it was 5 years, but no time like the present

[elder merlin]

Man, i just wanted a star trek kinda life

[tight pine]

Should I get an admech army? Already got da codex

[spare salmon]

Hey all

[dire kayak]

oouuuggghhgg

[dire kayak]

yes

they're apparently not good on tabletop but still

praise the omnissiah

[tight pine]

Yippee!

[glacial shoal]

sup

[spare salmon]

How yall do?

[somber stream]

Tan Tomboy

[barren pewter]

Giving scritches to the plague hound (it will murder me if i stop)

[little marten]

do people still play expeditions

[hazy kestrel]

There’s dozens of us. Dozens!

[dire kayak]

defacement of weapons
mandated edict: selective amputation

[astral basin]

Remember
Not bothering anyone bothers people

[dire kayak]

insubordination
mandated edict: let's you and me find a quiet corner

[somber stream]

Earl Grey for the morning and Green Tea for the afternoon, life is bliss

[delicate vapor]

i accidentally lured a rocketeer to like 3 raiders near a hatch

[astral basin]

Ive heard someone say earl grey tastes like fruit loops

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

Your face is bliss

[somber stream]

So i've been told

And yours, i'm sure

[tight pine]

I am sleepy today

[somber stream]

If the leaves are superior enough

TWG taste like heaven

Twinings is, decent

[dire kayak]

im starting to love male maul voicelines

[modest flume]

Can't believe Lex literally said to find a quiet corner if someone is insubordinate, what a funny guy

[dire kayak]

i might switch to male maul for a bit just to experience him

[hazy kestrel]

Bröther, I require the Fřüïť Łööpš.

[dire kayak]

we ran out of those last week remember?

we only have the offbrand vegetable circles now

[delicate vapor]

and 3d printed steaks

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[tight pine]

Why is the rat-thing here-here?

[modest flume]

Haven't gotten tired of M!Fatalist

[sleek harness]

None of your business

[modest flume]

"We are a team! FIGHT. LIKE. IT!"

[dire kayak]

fly little servo-skull!!

[elder merlin]

Awaken

[sleek harness]

But since you look like someone I like I will tell you

In like

5 years

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness is here to get pets from @fiery wave

[dire kayak]

a shiny helmet attracts snipers. i don't recommend it

[astral basin]

[sleek harness]

Okay I am gone

[dire kayak]

can i have the pets instead?

[elder merlin]

Sure

pat pat

[cobalt lichen]

[astral basin]

Paul scared the skaven

[cobalt lichen]

happens

[cobalt lichen]

your pfp cool

[sleek harness]

It's a 1900s Fatshark OC

[modest flume]

I like the convo between him and the crazy F!Scum where she tells him to stay away, he sarcastically remarks about something about being friends, and she's like " Really?" "No."

[cobalt lichen]

considering the servers in common we share, I expect so

[astral basin]

[tight pine]

Ooh, some rashuns!

[slate marten]

Has the Pack Master escaped Expedition containment yet?

[dire kayak]

fun fact: it was frip frop's authoritarian short that made me buy arbitrator

[dire kayak]

not yet

[sleek harness]

He's in DRG server

That tells much about Paul

[marsh iris]

🛌

[delicate vapor]

got food

#swag #1234567

[dire kayak]

overconsumption
mandated edict: 3 months in the block

[modest flume]

[delicate vapor]

⬜

[modest flume]

I still think of the Arby who got blasted by 3 bursters because of the Scum shooting one and setting them off

Behind a horde of 21st

[fiery wave]

Patpats.

[sleek harness]

I said I am GONE

[delicate vapor]

food please

[fiery wave]

You get pats as well. Patpats.

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyyy

[sleek harness]

Elios, just ask for pats and then bite her hand off

[fiery wave]

Rejected, you TsunTsun Fwuffything.

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

I AM NOT A TSUNTSUN

[sleek harness]

Cannibalism is a source of food

Dumbass

Why you never thought of that

[delicate vapor]

I wont bite the hand that feeds me

[fiery wave]

You can have some Chinese chicken or beef 'burger'.

[delicate vapor]

😱

[sleek harness]

Well theres 2 hands

You can take the risk

[delicate vapor]

chiclen

[dire kayak]

being a tsundere
mandated edict: i will decide later

[fiery wave]

What? Theya re actually tasty.

[fiery wave]

You absolutely are.

[sleek harness]

Will it be death?

[delicate vapor]

ill take chicken burger with a slice of cheese and water

[sleek harness]

No

[cobalt lichen]

lmao

[fiery wave]

They are basically fried stuffed with meat pancakes... Well, flat pau.

[delicate vapor]

thats gangsta

[fiery wave]

You are.

[sleek harness]

No

[fiery wave]

You mean, "That's tasty."

[languid grotto]

here i thought they could be friends, alas...
i love that interaction

[delicate vapor]

true

[astral basin]

Thats crackalackin

[sleek harness]

Thats starvation

I would never eat a chicken burger

Only if necessary

[dire kayak]

if you pass out

can i eat you?

[astral basin]

…but chicfila is good

[sleek harness]

No

[delicate vapor]

we all eating arbys

[hazy kestrel]

But it’s tasty

[sleek harness]

NO

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so over

[sleek harness]

I refuse to eat at Arby's

[elder merlin]

Thanks, had it commissioned

[delicate vapor]

people dont go into stores at arbys to order they order online to hide the shame

[astral basin]

Fine ig we eating rat burger

[hazy kestrel]

We’re gonna die by awful Arby’s food

[sleek harness]

Okay

That's meat

I eat meat

[astral basin]

Chicken is meat

[hazy kestrel]

Time to cook the rat.

[cobalt lichen]

from whomst so I can follows them?

[delicate vapor]

why eat arbys when rats are free

[astral basin]

3 seashells

[hazy kestrel]

@sleek harness, thank you for your sacrifice.

[fiery wave]

Because they are. I prefer the beef one but... both good.

[cobalt lichen]

[sleek harness]

That's costumer lying

I am not a rat

[cobalt lichen]

can’t eat silly rat because they’re not a rat

they’re a rat person

[delicate vapor]

hmm

[hazy kestrel]

What’s the difference?

[sleek harness]

Skaven

[delicate vapor]

a rat person? yeah thats my sister dont mind her

[hazy kestrel]

Rat is Rat

[cobalt lichen]

Blender has shat the bed for the 9th time this hour yay

[sleek harness]

The difference is that I am smarter

So I am not a rat

[hazy kestrel]

Press X to doubt.

[sleek harness]

That's how humans district themselves from monkeys

Dumbass

[dire kayak]

being a rodent
mandated edict: immediate consumption

[cobalt lichen]

one tastes like ass and the other is a rat

[elder merlin]

GutterTongue

[sleek harness]

Humans evolved from rodents

You know that right

[elder merlin]

Thats what the people in the sewers ate in Demolition Man

[somber stream]

False

[sleek harness]

Truth

[somber stream]

Mammal

[sleek harness]

The mammal that humans evolved from were also a ancestor to rodents

So yeah

Humans are rodents

[somber stream]

Common ancestor, different branch

[dire kayak]

mhm

[cobalt lichen]

Thank

[dire kayak]

still gonna eat you

[sleek harness]

I thought we were friends Goober

[cobalt lichen]

snake mentality there

[sleek harness]

How dishonest of you

[somber stream]

Did you know some giant fish these day were actually land animal

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Everyone knows that

[somber stream]

Basically they went to shore, saw the bleak economy then fuck off back to the ocean

[sleek harness]

That's basic history fact

Dumb dumb

[cobalt lichen]

Whales were land animals once

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[somber stream]

Have just the thing right 'ere

[sleek harness]

They got bigger because they decided to live in the ocean

[somber stream]

I foreseen this convo so i posted it randomly, a few days prior

No wait it was yesterday

[sleek harness]

Licht can I call you a dumbass again

[somber stream]

No

[sleek harness]

Why not

[cobalt lichen]

I don’t need ocean to get big tho

[sleek harness]

You totally were a dumbass right there

[delicate vapor]

Whale meat

[sleek harness]

You do need the ocean to not explode your knees with your hugeness

[little marten]

damn the expeditions pool is still full of uh..

folks

[sleek harness]

Why you calling freaks folks

[sturdy bane]

What are the requirements to close the elevator and exit the mission when enemies are nearby? Is it enough for them to just not be in the elevator or is there a certain distance outside of it

[elder merlin]

Monkey rat

[marsh iris]

some stayed to pay for digital advantages

[somber stream]

Hey maybe they have some sort of

Whale wifi down there that we don't know of

A Whale-fi, if you will

Big brain, gotta use that mass somehow

[cosmic burrow]

playing some evil west

got it cheap

is fun

beating wampires up with me fists

[marsh iris]

ive seen them playing MMOs

[twin dirge]

[somber stream]

It's true

Some of them are here, among us

🐋

[marsh iris]

[dire kayak]

headache hitting again

[marsh iris]

yeah teach it a lesson

[twin dirge]

Beat ts out that headache

When does bedrock Minecraft get good mods

[delicate vapor]

wheres evil north

[brazen pelican]

Denmark.

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[somber stream]

Ever been in a love-triangle?

[delicate vapor]

oh I know a lot of people have

[dire kayak]

[somber stream]

Sorry, wrong place to ask

[hazy kestrel]

Where is evil south?

[dire kayak]

why do weapons feel clunkier when i have a headache

this sucks

my parents arent home either so i cant get medication

[astral laurel]

headache fucks with perception

[hazy kestrel]

Sleepiness also fucks with perception

Source: Me, attempting expeditions yesterday while tired af.

[delicate vapor]

havent done expeditions yet

[hazy kestrel]

Good

Save yourself

While you still can

Do not play the 100000 salvage trading mode.

It sucks

[dire kayak]

using the mkII relic blade just so its servicable to me

[hazy kestrel]

Thunder hammer is best weapon

[dire kayak]

im finding myself using evis alot

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t need any fancy schmancy relic blade or clunky eviscerator.

There is only thammer

[south valve]

Ngl, thammer is so boring

it's just the same attack over and over

[hazy kestrel]

Please face the wall

[south valve]

Smite me down

[hazy kestrel]

Now

[green vector]

i like getting old

slept in a wrong position and have fucking whiplash

[delicate vapor]

Oh you mean Darktide

[hazy kestrel]

I would certainly like to.

[green vector]

[south valve]

Idk, killing bosses is fun with it ig

[hazy kestrel]

Unfortunately, yes.

[south valve]

but otherwise it's just like

[dire kayak]

hear me out on this

[south valve]

special, overhead, special, overhead

[dire kayak]

imperial knight with a big thunderhammer

[hazy kestrel]

I was fucking pissed when the devs somehow broke its sfx a while back

[delicate vapor]

Thought you meant arc raiders lol

[regal jasper]

play SM2 with a headache its a challenge

[green vector]

bro mains arb saying thammer is boring

[south valve]

Idk where everyone's got the idea that I main arbi from

I like maul

[green vector]

[south valve]

so he is my pfp

[hazy kestrel]

The humble Arby profile picture:

[south valve]

Feels like a bit of a jump

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe

Maybe not

I’m craving chipotle today

[feral vessel]

yawn

[hazy kestrel]

Should I go grab some after work?

[feral vessel]

hi person, hi painted, hi clock

[hazy kestrel]

I think so

[feral vessel]

im alive btw

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Sergal

[green vector]

what does chipotle taste lkike

[feral vessel]

somewhat unfortunately

[south valve]

Hello unplant!

[feral vessel]

mid

[hazy kestrel]

You don’t mean to tell me: you’ve never had a burrito bowl?

[green vector]

nop

[hazy kestrel]

Fix this, immediately

[south valve]

Idk if that stuff's very popular in the uk

[green vector]

i had mexican food once

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, that explains it

[mystic fossil]

asian girl armpit (ive never had either)

[green vector]

hot

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[hazy kestrel]

The UK isn’t known for their cuisine

[south valve]

Nah

[modest flume]

You know what? Sure

Why not

[mystic fossil]

it is, its a very shitty cuisine

[green vector]

dont start this bro

[modest flume]

Let me be of use even in death

[limpid vigil]

Shaved or not?

[green vector]

usa is 10x worse

[south valve]

Are you to share?

[mystic fossil]

shaved

[limpid vigil]

Ahh

[hazy kestrel]

At least we have variety

[limpid vigil]

makes sense

[mystic fossil]

usa is the fucking periodic table in your food

[modest flume]

Only because I like you, sure

[hazy kestrel]

Unlike you all and your “Beans on Toast”

[green vector]

yeah different varieties of sugar in literally everything

beans on toast is bangin

[modest flume]

Maybe ask Gooby though, I think she gets first dibs

[south valve]

I don't think you'll get many people standing behind you on that, boxer man 😭

[hazy kestrel]

You know what, fair.

However

[south valve]

Roast dinner is good, fish and chips is good

Otherwise, it's nothing special

[modest flume]

Not true, only corn syrup because iTs hEaLtHiEr

(it's not)

[green vector]

[modest flume]

(but it's cheaper)

[drowsy lynx]

Turns out, it was just another way to shoehorn in more corn subsidies

[hazy kestrel]

God, I NEED a burrito bowl right now

[elder merlin]

Bingo

[drowsy lynx]

Burritos are amazing

[hazy kestrel]

Alas, I’m stuck with a big sandwich for lunch

:(

[south valve]

Paul is s scaley?

[mystic fossil]

should i get tacos for lunch?

[feral vessel]

do you want plant back

[south valve]

I couldn't have seen this coming

[feral vessel]

i can bring out the hyde..

[dire kayak]

fucking headache

[hazy kestrel]

YES

[feral vessel]

or the jekyll

[mystic fossil]

sandvich

[feral vessel]

which one is plant again

[drowsy lynx]

The one with the chlorophyll

[elder merlin]

Raki

[dire kayak]

fucking relic blade isnt working

[south valve]

I'm not quite sure what the difference is

[feral vessel]

yeah okay which one is the Jekyll and which one is the Hyde

[feral vessel]

Plant is.. kind

and much more outwardly horny, too, I guess

the oc itself is called iker. i dont think i ever said that

[south valve]

Must have been the wind

[modest flume]

It's good but definitely not for me

I'm so happy they removed the cap on the evis

[drowsy lynx]

Organisms that just throw gametes into the wild be like

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

dolorous reckoning looks pretty cool

i might get it

[south valve]

What is sergal like?

[modest flume]

I love me my evis, it's my baby

[elder merlin]

Maybe its too old, have you tried taking it to a blacksmith for a touchup?

[feral vessel]

well uh

youre seeing him right now

[south valve]

Oh okay

[feral vessel]

hes racist and a conspiracy theorist

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[elder merlin]

Lol wut

[feral vessel]

also more akin to a balkan than a slovak

[south valve]

You're describing yourself here?

[feral vessel]

mmm..

Racism is a matter of fact for most Central and Eastern Europeans.

[dire kayak]

luckily my sister had painkillers

idk why she has them but whatever

[feral vessel]

i'd say i'm quite far off the spectrum..

[dire kayak]

headache gone in 30 minutes

[south valve]

Mhm...

[green vector]

wtf

[south valve]

-# can we kill him?

[dire kayak]

i hate racists

[hazy kestrel]

I agree.

[dire kayak]

racism
mandated edict: lets you and me find a quiet corner

[hard gorge]

Racism
mandated edict:
"Direct it towards the XENOS, idiot"

[hazy kestrel]

Racism
MANDATED EDICT: NEURAL CLEANSING.

[hard gorge]

still reminds me of the TTS bit about the Salamanders

Big E getting so pissed that people dislike them cause they're black until Kitten explains "no like, theyre pitch black with red eyes"

[green vector]

like how he said that then just peaced out

like tf

[hard gorge]

Isn't it the more east you go in europe the more racist people are (especially against romani)

[feral vessel]

can confirm

[modest flume]

He's even like "Bro YOU'RE black what the fuck are you on about"

Removed his armor just for fhat

[hazy kestrel]

Never met a Romani, but I think they’re probably nice people.

[hard gorge]

then again ive never seen people more thirsty for black women than white guys so maybe it balances out

If I lust hard enough for a certain ethnicity will i cancel out racism

[feral vessel]

people hate roma but apparently the fact that the government has actively gotten them to this stage of poverty and living off of social fund because of systematic racism is apparently a-okay

[mystic fossil]

well the least diverse, i think french ppl are plenty racist or maybe im just dum

[hard gorge]

I will singlehandedly end racism by wanting to FUCK extremely badly

[mystic fossil]

thank you

can i be next??

[modest flume]

There's actually a good point about that in Generation Kill

[placid owl]

Hello! I am enw to Darktide, started playing 2 days ago

I am looking for people to play with.

[modest flume]

"if the terrorists got some good pussy, maybe they wouldn't be so miserable all the time"

[mystic fossil]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

we just rotting here

[dire kayak]

ooouugugghhh

[modest flume]

I maintain that good women (or men I don't judge) and food breaks all barriers

[placid owl]

TYVM!

[mystic fossil]

NP

[modest flume]

Anything else? Personal issue, fix it or I fix you

[modest flume]

Welcome to Darktide!

Don't worry this is a normal and tame conversation

[hard gorge]

Honestly true
But then you have people like Elliot Rodger who wouldve gone insane no matter how much pussy he got

[feral vessel]

welcome to dt, look at the respective vox-lfg channel for your region

Have fun!

[hard gorge]

Welcome!

[brazen pelican]

Generation Kill has the best soundtrack I've ever heard.

[modest flume]

We have to fix him

[cobalt lichen]

Remember to have fun and purge anyone who even is slightly heretical

[modest flume]

And a little bit o' uh uh, and a little bit o' ah

[hard gorge]

AAAAAAAAA THAT EARWORM

[brazen pelican]

HER NAME IS NOELLE, I HAVE A DREAM ABOUT HER.

[tired inlet]

she rings my bell, I've got gym class in half an hour

[placid owl]

The Emperor Protacts! /

[green vector]

weezer fucking sucks

[brazen pelican]

Oh, how she rocks, in Keds and tube socks.

[mystic fossil]

but im just a teenage dirtbag

[hard gorge]

Who up weezing they penor rn

[green vector]

me

[hard gorge]

Based

[tired inlet]

but she doesn't know who I am
she doesn't give a damn about me

[mystic fossil]

i was finishing the song

[thin wagon]

What type of slam poetry session is this?

[brazen pelican]

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby!

[green vector]

the dogshit kind

[thin wagon]

Be not a naysayer

[dire kayak]

im gonna cry

[thin wagon]

Dont do that either.

[brazen pelican]

Oh no, that's not good. 🫂

[thin wagon]

They have not earned your tears

[hazy kestrel]

Lunch in 11 minutes

Might as well be 11 hours :(

[green vector]

[hazy kestrel]

MOVE FASTER, TIME!

God, I could eat a horse rn.

So hungry

[tired inlet]

wwhen you're French and going to the butcher

[tight pine]

Least insane ogryn diet:

[feral vessel]

HI @brazen pelican

do you want headpats?

hugs

[brazen pelican]

Henlo!

[brazen pelican]

I'm good, thanks. ♥

[somber stream]

Man i want a smoke

And some chocolate

[thin wagon]

Interesting combo

[hard gorge]

The bavarian breakfast

[thin wagon]

Does one enhance the other.

[somber stream]

They do!

[modest flume]

A shmoke and a pancake? A pipe and a crepe? A blintz and a bong?

IYKYK

[green vector]

how about no