general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

They can eat you too

That’s nature

[visual vortex]

Why is James Cameron making fucking blue alien movies when he should be making movies about the chalkenger deep and our ocesn

Ffs he's been to the challenger deep

MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT IT

[simple cliff]

I now own Frostpunk 1 and 2+all the DLC. Fuck you, man in my walls.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys if you were on a island as a like isolated castaway or some shit. Follow me here okay

Would you keep a dung beetle as a pet

[hasty sky]

he also honestly took way too long to make an avatar sequel

[gloomy tartan]

Like a shit beatle

[visual vortex]

NO

[hasty sky]

especially since he spoiled the plot for all the sequels in an interview back in2010s lol

[visual vortex]

seru caps

[gloomy tartan]

What if one followed you when you first landed tho

[visual vortex]

Idk step on it

Throw it out in the ocean

[broken cave]

If bolt rounds weren’t rocket propelled, then a bolter would be an autocannon

[visual vortex]

It'd be funny

[formal mortar]

It sounds like a consumable

[gloomy tartan]

So you don’t want a duny beatle folding you around rolling your poop in a ball

[broken cave]

right caliber size at the low end

[visual vortex]

The most human thing about those movies is when the guys bang the alien women

[gloomy tartan]

That’s not what you want when you are isolated on some islandv

You don’t want a friend?

[visual vortex]

No

[gloomy tartan]

They have tits and woman shape

[simple cliff]

Aren't bolters a hybrid? They use propellant and a rocket because fuck whatever I am shooting at to the 4th degree?

[formal mortar]

Develop mental illness and gain friends on island

[gloomy tartan]

The avatar species don’t even need tits

They don’t breastfeed

James Cameron just wanted them to look familiar

So he said tits

[visual vortex]

Imagine the parasites from the hair tentacle things when they stick it in the ground

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what will help humans understand them and not be freaked out

[formal mortar]

Argonians

[gloomy tartan]

Tits will help us accept the aliens

Is that true for humanity

[broken cave]

I’m saying if they weren’t a hybrid round they’d be cannon rounds

[gloomy tartan]

Is tits what makes us accept that what is different ?

[visual vortex]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Are so so simple?

[simple cliff]

When do gun become cannon?

[visual vortex]

I just dont like aliens with plot armor

[gloomy tartan]

Bro an alien with tits vs no tits

That doesn’t affect how you treat them?

[simple cliff]

If I gave a gaint a normal sized combustion weapon for him, but massive to everyone else, is that a cannon or a gun?

[visual vortex]

No

[gloomy tartan]

See your strong

You need to be first contact

You are humanity first

[visual vortex]

I would kill everything in the first few seconds

And eat the aliens

[gloomy tartan]

That post about beating ET to death with hammers

[simple cliff]

...Sounds like you want to be the crackhead class.

[broken cave]

other than the stubbers firing .50cal, cannon

[gloomy tartan]

What to play…

I could do expeditions

[visual vortex]

It's for humanity

[gloomy tartan]

Any havocs going on?

[visual vortex]

It i kill the aliens

[broken cave]

the transition from gun to cannon is around the .75in range

[gloomy tartan]

No havocs

[simple cliff]

My favorite mechs are the mechs that act like giant ass infantry.

[visual vortex]

No illnesses to other humans

My favorite mechs are the ones that feel like mechs

And feel like giant walking tanks of steel

[gloomy tartan]

Anti air cannon on mech is fun

[broken cave]

Fallout Power Armor

[visual vortex]

No fallout power armor

Too small for me

[gloomy tartan]

Armored core 6 has some nice FUCK OFF guns for the mech

I like the laser javelin

[visual vortex]

I loved the pile bunker

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a fucking rocket booster

Just shanking them liek I’m British

You too

You shank their gutty works

You get in close

[visual vortex]

The pile bunker was just a giant metal spike in a tube propelled by physics

[gloomy tartan]

Intimate

Yeah it’s harder to use

You gotta stun

I respect that

[visual vortex]

No

Just dash at them

And hope you stick it

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I know lol

Laser javelin is easier

[simple cliff]

People always ask 'why mech and not tank' and it's not because legs can go up more terrain but if the mech is basically a gaint metal dude, think of the things you could do with that.

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

It has tank leg options

So many leg options

Reverse joint

Regular

Tetrapod

Grasshopper

[visual vortex]

Ac6 dlc when

[gloomy tartan]

Wheelchair

Dead ass it has wheelchair option

Hover ship

Hey what legs you use bro

I like tetrapod I was surprised to find out

[visual vortex]

I liked the

I dorgot the mech set name hang on

[gloomy tartan]

Does it walk ?

4 legs ?

Or weird reverse joint ?

god I love armored core

I need to finish the final secret true ending missions

For the mega true secret final real cannon ending

[simple cliff]

I legit made a 'easy mode' build for people struggling with the campaign called 'The Handicap' which was just the wheelchair+heavy armor above with two zimmy's and two of the anti-ice worm cannon.
"MY LEGS ARE BROKEN!"

[teal token]

E

[gloomy tartan]

Chainsaw was fun

[teal token]

Hello comrade ChrisTheCadian

[gloomy tartan]

But laser javelin is just a rocket powered stab

[teal token]

[gloomy tartan]

Hi

[visual vortex]

The basho frame @gloomy tartan

[gloomy tartan]

Oh yeah

[teal token]

Hello comrade Ollpheist

[gloomy tartan]

The melee frame

[teal token]

[gloomy tartan]

Nice

[visual vortex]

The big bulky one with the giant bolts in it

[gloomy tartan]

Nice

[visual vortex]

Hello

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[simple cliff]

https://youtu.be/47JKejm3P3A

[gloomy tartan]

Basho is for melee

[visual vortex]

God i loved the basho

[gloomy tartan]

I remember that name

I like the spider head

Looks cool as fuck

The missile wings are cool too

Fuck the mechs are all so cool bro

Lost planet had cool mechs too

Check those mechs out

[simple cliff]

Dude, when PvP was new I felt so bad because my friend kept trying new builds that he'd insist could defeat me and every time I'd pull out the missile boat.

[gloomy tartan]

They fucking rule

[simple cliff]

No skill, just flying as high as I can and mashing buttons.

[gloomy tartan]

lol the pvp is the most unforgiving pvp in any from software game EVER lol

[formal mortar]

I played a ton of Lost Planet 2

[visual vortex]

When I saw the G1 michigan i giggled

Good to know fucking Michigan survived

[gloomy tartan]

2 had peak campaign but the multiplayer in 1 was peak

Lobby’s of 30 humans and 10 bugs

[visual vortex]

And is bog enough for a pilot to have that as his callsign

[gloomy tartan]

Giant maps

[visual vortex]

Fucking Michigan survived

[gloomy tartan]

It was like some arma server

[simple cliff]

People learned to counter missiles boats with lasers. But learned to count lasers with shotguns+melee. The war meta war goes on.

[gloomy tartan]

The insane huge lobby

[visual vortex]

I'll never get over it

[gloomy tartan]

The Meta is be fast

That’s the meta in ac 6

Be fast and stun

Then murder

Dodge everythint

Basically new types

Anything else is too slow and they stun lock you and kill you

If they don’t use the Meta build you can have a fun match lol

[simple cliff]

Correct but that requires skill.

At lower ranks people often lack said and therefore cannot overcome the missile boats and the lasers.

Hence unable to escape said ranks.

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I can brute force with my tetrapod on them

It’s fun

Beat them up

Missus I saw yo ass typing

[simple cliff]

The problem with a missile boat build or a laser spam build is you're relying on the enemy being unable to avoid your attacks. If they can avoid your attacks then there is legit nothing you can do about it because pure missile/laser has no way for you to 'skill' them to death.

[gloomy tartan]

Get yo ass to bed

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah…

[gloomy tartan]

lol you use that shit so much

[jaunty path]

It contributes to the conversation topic

[delicate vapor]

wa

[simple cliff]

Don't ask me why I have this. It is from a Brazillian server and I am not allowed into any of the rooms, I merely exist and therefore have their stickers and this one always confuses people. Ask not for the context for I have none.

[gloomy tartan]

What

[simple cliff]

It's Mao. In front of a brightly colored flag.

[gloomy tartan]

🛩️🏢🏢

Airport

🕳️

Oh fuck

The hole is back you guys

It’s that hole that hides secrets

[jaunty path]

what the hell

[simple cliff]

What? It's just that photo of Mao with a very lightly colored background.

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

[simple cliff]

There is a in-joke or reference that I am not getting...

[jaunty path]

lightly colored

buddy.

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

OH GOD DONT FALL IN THE HOLE CAT

🐈
🕳️

🕳️

[dire kayak]

NOOOOO

[gloomy tartan]

🐈 🕳️

Oh he jumped out

🐈 💩 🕳️

Hey someone clean that up

Tf

[real gale]

I love some of the part of this community

but some parts it creep me out

[gloomy tartan]

What’s your pfp

[real gale]

Madness combat

[gloomy tartan]

Oh shit

Bro

Th clown

[gloomy tartan]

I fuckint love madness

[real gale]

Original animation

[gloomy tartan]

Madness fucking rules bro

[real gale]

Amen

[gloomy tartan]

Peak ass hell

Fuck

[delicate vapor]

im going back to zealot

🔥

[gloomy tartan]

I love that era bro

The games

[simple cliff]

It be the time for the sleeps. I return to the fortress of dreams to be plagued by weird ass dreams again. Night everyone.

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck

[real gale]

Yup

[gloomy tartan]

The games….

[real gale]

Newgrounds baby

[gloomy tartan]

WHY IS FLASH DEAD

FUCK

[real gale]

Krinkels is still alive

and still doing streams from time to time

[gloomy tartan]

Aw

Hell yeah

I wish you could still play flash games

[real gale]

Still working on the same project, over 20 fucking years

[gloomy tartan]

Holy shit

[real gale]

Yup, somewhere in Nevada..

I appreciate the people that just play here and don't look for drama

[gloomy tartan]

Jesus was so badass in those games

Lmao

Fucking studied the blade

[real gale]

But when I join the VC and I hear "oh noo, I know this dude" I'm like okay, aparently someone talking shit about me for no reason

[gloomy tartan]

Ah fuck em

They probaly push people down stairs

[real gale]

Ain't that easy, I'm mentally ill

And it fucks me up for hours

unfortunatelly

That's why I came here to cry a little

😄

[real gale]

Thank you

[dire kayak]

same here

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

Shark here

[marsh iris]

jakkkk

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: There is a battle where the guardsmen not only won but also suffered only one injury. An injury made from a ricochet. From a lasgun

[south valve]

Against who?

[acoustic pebble]

Daemons

[south valve]

Oh damn

[real gale]

against that ricochet probably 🤭

[acoustic pebble]

Tzeentch I believe

[south valve]

Chad guardsmen

[dire kayak]

why doesnt chaos just bring mirrors to battles against the guard

dumbass chaos

[acoustic pebble]

But think of that

A ricochet

[dire kayak]

[acoustic pebble]

FROM A LASGUN

[south valve]

Tzeentch demons aren’t even that shiny

If it was necrons I’d understand

[dire kayak]

warp fire do be pretty tho

[acoustic pebble]

This detail is from the book "For the Emperor"

The regiment in question? Valhallen 597th

[south valve]

Guardsmen probably had loads of battles like that in the great crusade tbf

[dire kayak]

lowk wanna get magnus JUST to paint the wings

[potent sage]

does anybody here play barotrauma

i bought it a long time ago and its been sitting in my library cus i dont have anybody to play it with

[acoustic pebble]

No because I already have trauma

Because I'm silly

[potent sage]

im sorry that was mean

[acoustic pebble]

Don't worry, I took no offense

Someone here tried to kill me irl and I don't hold it against them

If I met my clone, I'd kill him too

[shell goblet]

warhammies :3

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

oh my god wait

the knight destrier has hazard stripes

AAAGGHHGHHGHHHH

[tired steeple]

Ahh pizza and mayo

A yummy combo

[delicate vapor]

pizza and ranch

[tired steeple]

Skibidi for the skibidi god

Toilets for the toilet throne

[astral basin]

It doesn’t exist if it isnt painted

[neat jewel]

I played it a bit as medic it was fun

[dire kayak]

i was always forced to be the mechanic

i nearly typed mechanicus instead of mechanic fuck my lifeeee

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/david-bowie-black-tie-white-noise-jazz-funny-meme-gif-8393585792361723829

[south valve]

Tragic

[cobalt lichen]

Bro ate too much Taco Bell

[cobalt lichen]

praise be to the Omnissiah

[astral basin]

Sue

Welcome back

[somber stream]

Diana out-lived Bart

Imagine that

[limpid vigil]

Where my mechanicus ppl at? I need to test out a joke i came up with

[neat jewel]

Mechanicus? I barely know her!

[limpid vigil]

What does an electrician send to their horny partner? ||sole-nudies!||

it's prolly also the same thing swagger sends hadron

[cobalt lichen]

HAH

[limpid vigil]

Ok the target audience loves it

[astral basin]

If light last more than four hour, call erectrician

[limpid vigil]

im stealing that

[neat jewel]

Cough

[astral basin]

There was a light switch image that went with it

[limpid vigil]

Yknow this reminds me of that animatronic of the pizza mascot

the only one they had

i think he was called

[reef ore]

There a place for bug reports here?

[limpid vigil]

the sole-noid!

[astral basin]

We do not have marketable bears here

This is not Star Wars

Be gone

[limpid vigil]

GW give us 40k space bear lieutenant

pronto

space wojtek!

[timber elk]

is eating the new Taco Bell menu item

[astral basin]

We have space orangutans
You will be happy with it

We have plant scalies

Wait

[limpid vigil]

Damn - my least favourite color

[astral basin]

@feral vessel whats your opinion on the kroot?

[limpid vigil]

Also technically necrons could be classified as protogens

Imo

kinda

[feral vessel]

..none.

[astral basin]

F

[feral vessel]

I don't know enough to have an opinion.

Aside from the fact that they sorta work like a Stellaris thing (Evolutionary Predators).

[obsidian wren]

You have my attention

[little marten]

hehe

[delicate vapor]

Drinking some naughty chocolate milk

[limpid vigil]

Why are you drinking mud? /j

[timber elk]

500. Kroot hounds.

[astral basin]

Essentially
Feral faewild elf but space alien
Warrior/merc tribes, eat what they kill, become what they eat
(Even the “labor animals” they “use” are actually kroot of the tribe)
But generally they look avian/reptilian with tree trunk skin aesthetic

[misty smelt]

first we dark. then we tide.

[feral vessel]

@astral basin do you wanna see the abomination that wolp cooked up for me

i am proud of them

[astral basin]

Wait wait wait

[amber delta]

do u think they will go to the end in minecraft movie 2

[astral basin]

WOLP???

wolp?????

[little marten]

I reckon it’ll be desert

[feral vessel]

knifer wolp

does art

[delicate vapor]

Vhas

[limpid vigil]

forbidden choccy milk

[astral basin]

Wait. Not the ghostblade writer?

[feral vessel]

no..

kniferwolp

the person in this server.

[astral basin]

Ooooh

[feral vessel]

do you still wanna.

[misty smelt]

they should make a darktide movie with jack black

[cobalt lichen]

I am electrician

I electric the ian

[feral vessel]

gooba..

[feral vessel]

darktide starring jack black as grendyl

[cobalt lichen]

furri

[feral vessel]

yes

[cobalt lichen]

good

[feral vessel]

no longer a plant twink unf

[cobalt lichen]

now a cheese again?

[trail bramble]

[chicken jockey voice] BEAST OF NURGLE

[twin flower]

Oh gawd

[cobalt lichen]

I’d like to see that as a parody

[trail bramble]

FLAK ARMOUR, FULL SET

[feral vessel]

mr hyde and dr jenkyl type shit

[misty smelt]

LOL

[formal mortar]

Jenkyl

[feral vessel]

whatever the fuck he was called

the smartass

mr penis and dr smartass

[cobalt lichen]

is plant The Hyde and cheese the Jekyll?

[formal mortar]

Jekyll

[feral vessel]

i reckon cheese is the hyde tbf

[trail bramble]

dr jenkyll is the guy who sells me jenkum

[cobalt lichen]

understandable

[feral vessel]

i say a lot more dumb shit as this

[formal mortar]

Jenkyl is the equivalent of turrent

[feral vessel]

as plant im sorta normal actually

[cobalt lichen]

good because funny

I say dumb shit because I’ve only got two brain cells to rub together and they get really warm if I think too much

[formal mortar]

Reminds me i have a plant character in caves a qud to load back up at some point

[feral vessel]

on the other hand plant is significantly freakier

so maybe it's actually reversed

[dire kayak]

my steeljacks arrived

[amber delta]

imma jack my steel

[misty smelt]

ayo

i hope its at least moebian steel

[earnest oyster]

not galvanized steel L

[astral basin]

OK who changed the image of the person
The question I’m scared to ask is to what?

[amber delta]

what image of what person

[delicate vapor]

jimmy

[amber delta]

[astral basin]

Its not frieren. Looks too… “magical girl”

[wheat sphinx]

You should rub one out to idiot america

That's the lyric, right?

[cobalt lichen]

Hyde did do a lot of freaky things

like murder a gay guy

wait no that’s just evil

[cobalt lichen]

What are those

[amber delta]

I would rather not

[hard gorge]

Sam Hyde? The man who cant keep getting away with it?

[cobalt lichen]

he can’t keep getting away with this 😞

[hard gorge]

Samuel Hydicus

[fallen tree]

first day of jury duty done , luckily the case is only a few days and not weeks

so tiring

[sleek harness]

What case

What crime did you do

[fallen tree]

just general heresy

[sleek harness]

Meaning

[cobalt lichen]

general heresy can include, but is not limited to:
being a bit silly

[dire kayak]

I have assembled the steeljacks

custom posing too

[fallen tree]

do you like drill into the arms and pose with wire or something?

[cobalt lichen]

what are tho

[dire kayak]

votann minis

[delicate vapor]

whbo to b

[somber stream]

( ᐛ )

[sleek harness]

Ichg

[amber delta]

[somber stream]

xDDD

[sleek harness]

I have favorism

I don't shoot German guy

[somber stream]

😳

[sleek harness]

You are the least favorite by the way

[somber stream]

Shy rat is shy

Is okay, you're one of my favourite too

[cobalt lichen]

ooooo

[sleek harness]

Actually never mind

I am killing you now

[somber stream]

Im doing a discount Steel Legion OC Manga

[amber delta]

watch learn then shoot yourself

[sleek harness]

That makes my job easier

I am very thankful of you

[dire kayak]

hmmm

do i give my steeljacks gore or let them be clean

[astral jungle]

Gore.

[amber delta]

they are robots they dont have gore

[astral jungle]

Gives +2 fear aura.

[somber stream]

#darktide-fan-art message

[sleek harness]

Steeljacks

Jacksteel

Jack Black

[somber stream]

He's going to be in Darktide, it's going to be great

[sleek harness]

Licht

Do you know what time of the month it is

[astral jungle]

Lately I’ve been playing Gates of Hell with a mod. Indomitus. So I can larp being a commanding officer. They unfortunately don’t have penal inquisitorial agents. So I make due with the Cadian regiments.

[twin flower]

Jack Black in Darktide?

I keep seeing that were people actually serious lmao

[sleek harness]

He'd acting as Dragor

Obviously

[somber stream]

7th April

[sleek harness]

It means that you got to tell me how's your german economy

[delicate vapor]

Oh doi

[sleek harness]

Elios

[somber stream]

It's currently €3.38/dozen eggs

[sleek harness]

I prefer the old good or bad rating

[twin flower]

Is that expensive

[dire kayak]

they aren't robots?

they're mechs

[somber stream]

eggflation is real

Rose by about 10% compares to 2025

[amber delta]

whats the difference

[sleek harness]

Imagine calling a obvious, metallic, controllable and non sentient robot a robot

[twin flower]

you can put someone inside a mech

and cant inside a robot

[woven sigil]

Beauty of havin a local farm shop, don't feel that none

[amber delta]

well, then they are robots

they have the abominable intelligence heads

[sleek harness]

Dude never heard about FNAF

[twin flower]

wassat

[sleek harness]

Five Nights at Freddy's

[delicate vapor]

hello

[sleek harness]

Lazy

[delicate vapor]

yes

[visual vortex]

I got

23 minutes of sleep

💪

Gonna pass rhis test

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

sufficient

[visual vortex]

Yeah ill be fine

Ive gotten worse

[blissful swan]

Aight.

Love that they added a new game mode.

Hate that we are flooded with people in aurics that still dont know how to deal with poxbursters

[visual vortex]

You cant fix the players

They suck they suck

[blissful swan]

And smyker players are still typically hot garbage at the actual game.

Seems like most ppl that play them never learned how to melee properly and just get dumpstered when they arent able to smite everything

[woven sigil]

Barrel all psykers

[visual vortex]

So smykers are the best players

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

Trust me

They solo

[blissful swan]

When game first came out up until Arbites was released I mained Psyker

I still play it from time to time but Arbites is literally everything I looked for when I play a game

[visual vortex]

I play vet

[dire kayak]

merp,,,,,

[green vector]

if you aint main ogryn you a bitch

[blissful swan]

Def feel Vet and Zealot are highest skill ceiling

[visual vortex]

Zealot has no skill ceiling

[marsh iris]

sowweeeee

[feral vessel]

MERP!

MEERP

[blissful swan]

Nah Zealot def has a high ceiling

[woven sigil]

Scum best class

(totally not bias)

[little marten]

ZEALOT MY BELOVED

[blissful swan]

In terms of skill

[little marten]

ZEALOT ISNT A LEARNING CURVE ITS A FEELING

[visual vortex]

No the ceiling is so low and in the fucking dirt because all rhe people that play zealot usually suck ass

[little marten]

😈

[marsh iris]

casull vet main ✊

[blissful swan]

I dont think you know what skill ceiling means

[visual vortex]

Yeah

I dont

Because i have eyes

And my eyes tell me that zealot players suck ass

[little marten]

I’m a ok zealot 👉👈

[woven sigil]

You just used this emote, Nurgle. You're probably terrible

[blissful swan]

High skill ceiling means it takes a great player to make the most of the class.

Low skill ceiling means anyone can pick the class up and do well with it

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Low skill ceiling zealots

[blissful swan]

I'd consider Ogryn and Arbites to be the low skill ceiling classes of the game

[visual vortex]

No

Arbites is low

[blissful swan]

Theres no such thing as low skill ceiling zealot lol

[visual vortex]

Zealot is low

[blissful swan]

Just bad

[visual vortex]

Vet is highest

[little marten]

I sometimes go big

I sometimes go small

I will always quit when I go down

[visual vortex]

Because i play bet

Vet

Therefore im the best

[hidden dune]

I made a zealot and it’s definitely a class

[blissful swan]

Zealot is high skill ceiling because consecrated knife play is absolutely massive for Zealots in conjunction with them not having as strong of mechanics as any of the other classes outside of enhancements to their melee.

Essentially, Zealots are entirely reliant on the player's ability to make the most of Zealot's mobility tools, mastery of melee combat, and ability to land headshots with throwing knives consistently

[visual vortex]

Those are a lot of words

Im not reading that

This is why im the best darktide player

[hidden dune]

Zealots = fire go brrrrr

[patent grove]

Good Morning Atoma Prime!

Yesterday's body count lottery rounded out to a solid 'n' sturdy forty thousand! Ten outta Hive Tertium - thanks to the unabated water cartel gang wars! One Arbitrator down, so I guess you are all screwed, 'cause the Inquisition will not let that go! Got another blackout in Hab Dreyko, Poxwalkers are at it again, eatin' holes in the power grid. While over in Throneside convicted convicts are scrapin' Nurgle cultists off the pavement. And in the Torrent... Well... the Torrent is still the Torrent.

This has been your man, Grendyl. Join me in another day in our City of unpatched bugs!

[woven sigil]

You can be good on any class, but the better you are, the more noob-friendly a class can be made to look

[blissful swan]

Basically, if you are bad at the game you can still spam smite

[visual vortex]

Uh huh

[green vector]

who jelqing they peanits rn

[visual vortex]

See it depends on your build and not the class entirely

[woven sigil]

Nah fam, i got the hiphops on an pondering where i can get some bud from

[visual vortex]

CyberTide

[blissful swan]

If you are bad at the game, Arbites has nodes on their tree and a dog that that allow you to compensate for that

[green vector]

mf is that all you do sit and listen to music

[visual vortex]

Zealot has a free toughness and stun ability and a perk that lets you regen health when you shouldve died

[patent grove]

This. If you're bad at the game get a doggo, don't use smite

[woven sigil]

I have synaesthesia ok, don't judge me

[visual vortex]

No no

[blissful swan]

Psykers have infinite ammo and dont use grenades so can entirely ignore the resource management side of the game

[visual vortex]

If otu're bad at the game main smyker

[marsh iris]

cypertide 40077

[visual vortex]

Vet has infinite ammo and infinite grenades too

[patent grove]

From your local dispensary

[swift osprey]

should i buy arbites?

[green vector]

and if you have shit movement youre gonna get clapped

[woven sigil]

We don't got those here, we got plugs

[marsh iris]

ogryn have infinite rocks

[blissful swan]

True, but Psyker also has bubble and can block gunfire

[green vector]

psyker and scum has highest ceiling ez

[visual vortex]

Who needs a bubble

[patent grove]

I'll have plugs someday 🥲

[blissful swan]

The bads

[visual vortex]

I absorb the bullets through my pores

Bullets dont go through cover

I AM the cover

[blissful swan]

Psyker and Arbites both have a ton of tools that compensate for ppl being bad at the game

[low wharf]

Just run inferno + ee and facetank reapers in h40

[blissful swan]

Zealot is entirely reliant on being good at the game to be remotely useful

[patent grove]

My beloved says stop talking about how amazing melee psykers are

[visual vortex]

See the zealot mains suck regardless

[hidden dune]

The dog is definitely better than the average console player ngl

[visual vortex]

Yes

It can understand when you're in trouble

[misty smelt]

omg i finally did it

[blissful swan]

Yeah, dog is highkey better than 90% of the playerbase

[misty smelt]

I survived 10 aurics in a row without dying and got the title

[visual vortex]

I am the 10%

[misty smelt]

last week i was at 8/10 for it and during the 9th mission i got flung off the map by a barrel so im glad i was able to get it done without that happening again lol

[low wharf]

Only enemy arbi has to care about is trapper

Dog counters dog

[visual vortex]

And the humble scab unit with the inf lasgun

[low wharf]

Mutant does no damage

[hidden dune]

If you run triple mutant damage reduction they will actually heal you

[low wharf]

Also immune to glubby/spawn grab

[low wharf]

Why bother, just stand next to a wall

[little marten]

Why throw knife on zealot when bolt pistol goes bang bang

[green vector]

its a GRIBBLER

[low wharf]

Dont need healing because arbi takes no dmg

[visual vortex]

Sometimes i let the mutant pick me up and throw me over getting dogged or trappper

[blissful swan]

In terms of skill ceiling I'd prob go:

1. Zealot
2. Vet
3. Ogryn
4. Psyker
5. Arbites

And its crazy because even tho psyker is easy psyker players tend to be hot garbage because they become too reliant on the blitzes and never learn how to actually play the game so fold immediately under pressure

[low wharf]

Ye mutant boost is peak

[green vector]

mutants tend to throw me into hordes away from my team on auric maels and totally fuck my ass over

[woven sigil]

Because playing chicken with a trapper and killing it with a knife when the net is mid-air is based

[visual vortex]

Better than getting dogged

[low wharf]

Psyker in 4 is insane wtf

[blissful swan]

Yeah, only class easier than it is Arbites

[low wharf]

Who tf considers zealot the hardest class lmao

[woven sigil]

My man hasn't played Scum yet 😄

[green vector]

bro said psyker at 4 then immediately said the average player is shit at it

[visual vortex]

The guy that plays arbites

[green vector]

????????????

[woven sigil]

Yeah Zealot has a literal death save

[visual vortex]

Which is music4therapy

[green vector]

psyker is literally the only class i dont feel confident in auric maels unless i cheese voidblast staff

scum and psyker highest ez

[woven sigil]

Absolutely none of this discussion makes sense

[delicate vapor]

psyker protecting the team with shield bubble

[green vector]

general chat be like

[woven sigil]

Scum number one, get fucked

[visual vortex]

Besides me being the best player

[low wharf]

Also bro literally said that psyker and scum have the highest skill ceiling earlier

[green vector]

they do

[blissful swan]

Psyker has like 10 different tools that trivialize most the content in the game

[green vector]

]

[blissful swan]

That wasnt me

[delicate vapor]

scum is just dodge and shoot then dodge throw colorful ball and ya

[low wharf]

Yes but how does that make psyker second easiest

[blissful swan]

I havent said a word about scum

[visual vortex]

Psyker is a class

That's all

Veteran is the class of all time

[woven sigil]

I should really play some Darktide tonight, but my yearly playthrough of DOOM isnt done yet

[visual vortex]

Because i play it

[twin dirge]

Clearly he meant to say smyker and not psyker in general

[blissful swan]

If you cant accept psyker is easy then youre prob one of the 90% that are worse than Arbites' dog

[low wharf]

Smite only players

[visual vortex]

Dude i have 100% penances on all classes

I can confidently say when some players are shit

Because ive dealt with shit mechanics

[low wharf]

Ye same

[twin dirge]

I smite sometimes and even I can admit ts is easy mode, I specifically use it to carry my buddy sometimes

[green vector]

talking straight out your ass boy

[low wharf]

True but most smite players are so bad...

[twin dirge]

Oh yeah

[jaunty path]

Insert sly remark here

[twin dirge]

But it doesn't matter lmfao, smite op

I love ts

[lyric frigate]

SMYKER HOLOCAUST

[twin dirge]

Regardless

Gunker 4 life bayebeee

[woven sigil]

Fuck, the pre-cooked bacon player is back

[jaunty path]

What if they removed smite Tom

Tomorrow

[visual vortex]

Smite is good but the people ising it are actually deaf bats

[blissful swan]

Ye, ppl become so reliant on it as a tool throughout the leveling process they never properly learn/practice the actual mobility/melee mechanics of the game

[lyric frigate]

smite is a bit too fucking good

[twin dirge]

Id be so completely unbothered lmfao

[lyric frigate]

legit turns the game into a toddler sensory video

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[blissful swan]

Smite should be removed tbh

[lyric frigate]

press 2 buttons watch funny colors

[visual vortex]

That why i LOVE that shit

[little marten]

1. Scum
2. Psyker
3. Ogryn
4. Zealot
5. Veteran
6. Arbites

The actual difficulty ranking of classes

[visual vortex]

I gobble smite

[twin dirge]

That's why I play gunker like an absolutely based badass

[green vector]

100%

nurgle coming in to save this dogshit chat with sense

[visual vortex]

Wait ogryn is there twice

Why

[twin dirge]

Zealot is harder than vet? Really?

[woven sigil]

Based and Ogryn-brained

[little marten]

Oops

[visual vortex]

Holy shit

How did i find that

[blissful swan]

Ye I'd put Gunker towards the top (at the 2 spot, not including scum)

[twin dirge]

Honestly I'd swap zealot and vet and consider that a list

[little marten]

Yeah lol

[visual vortex]

Gunlugger ogryn is the most difficult class in the game

Not only will you mever find a round

[little marten]

Just take shout mixed arms veteran with krak and you’re BALLING

[twin dirge]

But that's because I abuse holy rev like an unholy bastard

[blissful swan]

I put Zealot at the top (not including Scum) in terms of skill ceiling

[twin dirge]

[visual vortex]

But you will be fighting the build the entire time

[low wharf]

Melee only skill ceiling

[patent grove]

I was so bad when I started playing, I had 3 looks, and thats it: Veteran, executioners stance, and a braced autogun.

[visual vortex]

I have one

Veteran

Inf lasgun

Chainsword

[blissful swan]

Compare 2 Zealot players with the same build, but one is able to consistently land headshots with knives while the other struggles.

Its night and day

[lyric frigate]

i wish i SO FUCKING WISH these people were smart enough to learn the fucking game. SMITE USERS GET TOP KILLS AND DAMAGE NOT BECAUSE THEY LEARNED ENEMY MOVESETS, NOT BECAUSE THEY LEARNED COMBOS, NOT BECAUSE THEY KNOW THE MAP LAYOUT AND SPAWN PATTERNS BUT BECAUSE THEY CAN PRESS 2 FUCKING BUTTONS. YES SO GOOD MR HARD CARRY PSYKER MAY I SHINE YOUR BOOTS WITH MY TONGUE. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIMPING THE DAMAGE ON MY SHIVS BECAUSE I CANT ACTIVATE MY BLESSINGS ON THEM ANYMORE

[blissful swan]

And thats just 1 mechanic

[visual vortex]

Im not reading this

[patent grove]

I did ok until I tried heresy difficulty and realized the importance of melee combat

[green vector]

chat is popping off

[lyric frigate]

I AM FILLED

WITH SO MUCH RAGE

[blissful swan]

Ye this is a melee game

[twin dirge]

Now this is comedy

[low wharf]

Its not really melee, mostly dodge management

[blissful swan]

When ppl lean too hard on mechanics outside of melee/mobility they tend to fold under pressure

[twin dirge]

Alexa remind me to play smyker only today

[low wharf]

Real ones exclusively use ranged in melee range

[twin dirge]

What dif you usually play on , asking for a friend of a friend

[woven sigil]

That's a bit of a stretch, but its better than the usual brainless drivel present in here

[lyric frigate]

WE NEED SEPERATE SERVERS FOR THOSE FUCKING SINGLE CELLED ORGANISMS PLEASE FATSHARK

PLEASEEEEEEEEE

[patent grove]

Focusing on melee and dodging skills has helped me a ton

[blissful swan]

I'm just saying, all the classes outside of Zealot have strong mechanics that raise their skill floor

[twin dirge]

Outside of zealot is wild

[green vector]

chorus be like

[twin dirge]

As long as holy rev exists I will hear nothing of skill floor

[green vector]

free death avoidance be like

1 shotting daemonhosts be like

[low wharf]

All you need to do now is consistency while managing all the specials and elites the game throws at you and you're golden

[blissful swan]

Long af cd

[tired steeple]

buuuuurp

[low wharf]

Mostly just honing reactions to mutants etc

[twin dirge]

Crazy take, everyone's op of you use this one specific build this one specific way

Stop using the meta and go have fun you dirty chuds

(literal meaning implied)

[lyric frigate]

you ever used double barrel on WS vet?

that shit is hard

and niche

[blissful swan]

Def feel Zealot is also the worst class

[low wharf]

All starter grey gear h40 it is

[twin dirge]

See

Now we're talking

[lyric frigate]

zealot's a class for the superior players

[green vector]

alright you just ragebaitin now

[woven sigil]

Worst class is Arb', because I don't like the pigs

[blissful swan]

Hot garbage 🤷‍♂️

[patent grove]

This and audio cues

[twin dirge]

I use brain burst unironically

[blissful swan]

Psyker def the best class

[twin dirge]

It's fun

[blissful swan]

Infinite cleave goes brrrrrrr

[lyric frigate]

i don't need no fucking hypercrit i don't need no true grit i don't need no scrier's gaze, just give me a taxe, knives and fotf and i can hard carry

[marsh iris]

Mustard of Mankind, I relish in your blessings

[tawdry edge]

Horrible bait or schizophrenic episode, call it

[lyric frigate]

alright now you're being a dent head

hmmm yes the class capable of oneshotting h40 bosses is trash!

[green vector]

brainlet lookin ass

[woven sigil]

They're the same picture

[twin dirge]

Honestly I don't think there's an objectively best class, zealot does one tap DMG, smyker makes the game a cake walk, scum is batshit if you can play it

[twin dirge]

[blissful swan]

I'm not knowledgable enough about scum to judge it properly

So I wont speak on it

[woven sigil]

Stop using common sense, don't you know thats not allowed in here?

[twin dirge]

I'm knowledgeable enough to know it's cracked

I just can't dodge

[keen hornet]

mooom theyre posting porn on the darktide sub again

[blissful swan]

The others I take to h40

[twin dirge]

Sorry sorry back to slop posting

ARBITE BEST CLASS FR FR

[tawdry edge]

Peak?

[twin dirge]

Chat

Should I sleep, or game

[marsh iris]

hug

[twin dirge]

Decide

[keen hornet]

it all started with zola..

[twin dirge]

Always bbg

[blissful swan]

Ppl can debate all they want about tiering, theres a lot of room for debate.

I kid around and say Zealot is doodoo, but really outside of Psyker the other classes arent too far apart

[twin dirge]

Insert oggy

[blissful swan]

Psyker is top dog and others are fighting the for 2 spot

[tawdry edge]

Explicator Zola my beloved

[stuck crescent]

I like vet

I like las

[blissful swan]

Which is why I'm so confused.

Psyker is strongest class, one of the easiest to play, yet people are SOOOO FKN BAD AT IT

[astral basin]

LMAO liked that one did you?

[lyric frigate]

there is a solid case to be made for scum being genuinely better than psyker now

[blissful swan]

Does scum get infinite cleave?

[lyric frigate]

yeah

[restive walrus]

Skitarri gets best class guys

[twin dirge]

We can all agree the best class is arguably the weakest right, Oggy is best class

[green vector]

yes

[lyric frigate]

rampage adrenaline and cleave nodes

[lyric frigate]

crank your cleave enough to be infinite in all but technicality

[restive walrus]

I’m sick of Oggy being shit, it because I want them to be better, but because if they get buffed it’ll be zealots turn

That’s all I want

[twin dirge]

April fools update, they increase the number of every passive on oggy by 300%

[restive walrus]

It’s about agenda

[blissful swan]

Ogryns are not shit

[stuck crescent]

unless your shit

[blissful swan]

Since their rework theyve been 🤌

[green vector]

who up crankin they cleave rn

[twin dirge]

In a vacuum oggy is not shit, the problem is it isn't a vacuum

[tawdry edge]

Second favorite sticker as of now

[restive walrus]

I still see the heavy sentiment that Ogryn is the worst class

Hehe heavy Ogryn

[stuck crescent]

Blame mister E

[feral vessel]

i think i ingested like 4 grams of raw unrefined lead in my morning coffee

[patent grove]

What kind of buffs do zealots need?

[blissful swan]

Bad content creators are bad

[tawdry edge]

Ur just shit ngl

[blissful swan]

Theyre the only humans that use nades that dont have a way to regenerate them

[twin dirge]

You against muties or sum?

Why you say it like that?

[dire kayak]

oouugghhhhh

suffering

[green vector]

cease

[twin dirge]

Why you gotta specify human?

[blissful swan]

Arbites = infinite nades
Vets = infinite nades
Psyker = lol wtf are nades
Zealot = "i guess ill swing my melee weapon"

Zealot should have a way to get back nades

[restive walrus]

No idea! Don’t even think he needs them too much

[woven sigil]

Also Zealot = "Oh infinite one-shot knives"

[restive walrus]

It’s about the agenda as I say

[green vector]

damn liberals (for legal reasons this is a joke incase a certain mod is watching)

[patent grove]

This is fair

[astral basin]

Its from an open join Elden Ring Nightreign server
The people there are stupid af tho.

[lyric frigate]

zealot nades need a rework so bad

[amber delta]

damn liberals

[lyric frigate]

knives are the only good ones

[amber delta]

this is not a joke

[blissful swan]

Oh 1000% I agree.

Its BY FAR their best blitz and its crazy how massive of a difference it is between zealot players that are able to use them properly and those that dont

[restive walrus]

Immolation nades suck!

[woven sigil]

You have to be more careful than most with what you say

[green vector]

bro you gotta say its a joke ur gonna get banned!!!!!

[amber delta]

NOT a joke

[tawdry edge]

I dont care for them people im there for the emotes and stickers

[green vector]

tfw you have a fucking target on your back for no reason

feelsgoodman

[patent grove]

Ogryns should have an innate ability that lets them break free of trapper nets

[astral basin]

exactly

[lyric frigate]

zealot stun nades should act like scum blinders

fast throw and can be regenerated

[restive walrus]

Man, I don’t like that idea

[woven sigil]

Who knows, maybe she fancies you lad

[green vector]

im good ngl

[restive walrus]

Surely they could buff ogryns ranged weapons before giving him that

[astral basin]

oh shit i thought you cropped and private servered it im the dumbass

[feral vessel]

mods turn this man into a female

[green vector]

werent you a bush yesterdayt

[astral basin]

Mods, destroy his balls

[tawdry edge]

dumbahh

[feral vessel]

yeah i was

and

[blissful swan]

Zealot blitz =
Stun nade - trash
Fire nade - trash
Knives - my god wtf so good

The thing is, the knives arent fire and forget like most great mechanics all the other classes have access to

[green vector]

tf you keep changing for

[patent grove]

Not a bush.. a shrubbery!

[green vector]

you good?

[feral vessel]

mr hyde and dr jekyll type situation

[woven sigil]

That probably flew over his head mate

[tawdry edge]

Mods, force fem this man and have them mpregged!

[green vector]

it flew over my head it wasnt a joke

[restive walrus]

Lemme take the bullet for em

[green vector]

[blissful swan]

Every class in the game has fire and forget mechanics that are very powerful BUT zealot I'd argue

[restive walrus]

I’ll do it

Take me not them

[blissful swan]

Which is why I say zealot is highest skill ceiling

[feral vessel]

yeah assuredly id forget that i changed my pfp and also changed the nickname in each server that im in
😭

[woven sigil]

Well in such case, I have a disgusting mind and probably need to get that seen to

[astral basin]

I never witnessed you showing off what you had commissioned

[restive walrus]

🔥 ✍️ 🔥

[feral vessel]

you didnt answer me and i didnt want to send you raw unfiltered ass

but sure

dms

[blissful swan]

Arbites and Psyker have the strongest neutral games of all the classes (again, not including scum)

IMO

[astral basin]

Im scared. Oh well.

[restive walrus]

The only thing I enjoy about zealot is martydom these days

All the other keystones boring

[green vector]

ayo wtf

we sendin ass pics or what

[blissful swan]

And when I said neutral game, I mean everything a class does in between popping cooldowns

[woven sigil]

Who's askin? You want one?

[feral vessel]

dual meaning

[blissful swan]

When cooldowns are popped I put vet, ogryn, and zealot above arbites

[lyric frigate]

male pregnancy

[restive walrus]

For the last time male pregnancy is not a ult

And if it was its keystones would be shut

So no more bringing it up unless you’ve got one hell of a childcare build

[feral vessel]

yeah sure

i got called attractive by a lesbian today so i feel envigorated

[lyric frigate]

anyway

[tawdry edge]

Force femmed mpreg

[lyric frigate]

im studying for an organic chem test...

how the fuck does polymerization work--

[woven sigil]

You should probably know that if you're studying organic chemistry

[green vector]

The what

[lyric frigate]

ok but consider im fucking stupid

and not studying as in university

[shy panther]

two small motherfuckers called "monomers" get really fucked up and do a conga chain like line to become Polymers

[lyric frigate]

studying as in cramming for an exam

[woven sigil]

Have you heard of our lord and saviour; google

[lyric frigate]

ok fair enoughj

[shy panther]

is polymerization not like basic knowledge

[lyric frigate]

mnmmmm

[green vector]

Just copy past the wiki page

[woven sigil]

Apparently it is not

[restive walrus]

Nope’

[lyric frigate]

it kind of is but

[restive walrus]

Not at all

[green vector]

Never even heard that word before

[lyric frigate]

im stupid

[shy panther]

idk if your knowledge oculd be called "basic" mr. Insane

[feral vessel]

my pc sounds like a nuclear reactor starting up

[lyric frigate]

well

[feral vessel]

do i give it the smack

[astral basin]

“Nuclear reactor”
Uh oh

[woven sigil]

I doubt you were even alive during the period of physical therapy being a thing for misbehaving technology, but that time has long since passed

[lyric frigate]

i didnt exactly learn much about polymerization anyway

[dire kayak]

i can assist with that

[lyric frigate]

most of my program's been focusing on arenes and carbohydrates

[tawdry edge]

I dont think thats a flex

[woven sigil]

It is, you have no idea

[dire kayak]

we still do it in my forgeworld

[feral vessel]

moans

[dire kayak]

sometimes the machine spirit just doesn't listen to us and we have to hit it

[dire kayak]

[tawdry edge]

"I was there when the world sucked ass and we ate lead" isn't a flex

[feral vessel]

does the machine spirit like bdsm

[dire kayak]

we hope not

[tawdry edge]

Depends on the machine

[twin flower]

wuh

[woven sigil]

Because the world doesnt suck more ass nowdays than it has in literaly decades?

Lmfao

[dire kayak]

the world always sucked ass

[tawdry edge]

Sucks less then what it used to and now we don't eat lead anymore

[twin flower]

-# butt

[regal jasper]

Wth u guys are talking about

[woven sigil]

Me thinks you need to brush up on your modern history

[fiery wave]

Is why one waits to die. After all, trying always seem to fail when you don't mind it.

[feral vessel]

My favourite..

[dire kayak]

im such a failure i even fail at dying

[tawdry edge]

Being alive during the dumbest times in history

[stuck crescent]

hating the krieg

[feral vessel]

a few things

[feral vessel]

hi welsh person

i think

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae

[regal jasper]

Cause I just read "sucked ass"

[twin flower]

who doesnt like butt

[stuck crescent]

weirdos

[twin flower]

nuh uh

[feral vessel]

idiots

[twin flower]

cultured you mean

[feral vessel]

people who can't appreciate the human body in it's genderless form

they do not recognize that the true universal sexy part is the ass

[thick coyote]

True

[tawdry edge]

Things were worse than now

[astral basin]

Mfw the the mannequin has some fine shoulders

[dire kayak]

hair is pretty

[stuck crescent]

Depends on the hair

[restive walrus]

Hair plays apart for me

[woven sigil]

I don't got none of that

[restive walrus]

Yeah

And ears

[feral vessel]

my lower lip got hit with allergy let's GOO

[woven sigil]

Ears?!

[dire kayak]

i like to play with people's hair

[woven sigil]

Bruh

[twin flower]

i like pulli-

-# hmm

[feral vessel]

this jit likes knife ears

[stuck crescent]

I liked getting pulli-

uh

[restive walrus]

Not in a sexual way, but people can have pretty ears that accentuate their face or hair

Like a good nose!

[dire kayak]

i can't eat you anymore cause you're not a plant anymore this sucks

[feral vessel]

narwals narwals
swimming in the ocean

FUCK MY LOWER LIP ITCHES AND BURNS

[twin flower]

what kind of allergy

u eat something u shouldnt?

[restive walrus]

Mfs immediately jumped to pulling ears

wtf

[green cobalt]

[stuck crescent]

Causing a commotion

because they are so awesome

[feral vessel]

singular strand of cat fur touched it

from the inside