general-chat

[midnight magnet]

Dora The Destroyer.

[dire kayak]

im very adorable aren't i

[copper olive]

Do you think tzeentch and Slaanesh get along the best of the four chaos gods

[dire kayak]

tzeentch x slaanesh yaoi

[midnight magnet]

None of them gets along.

[potent sage]

please fatshark let me kill myself

boss im so tired

tired of penance grinding

[midnight magnet]

The only time they got even little bit along was when they decided to mess with Horus and take down the Big E.

[amber delta]

not getting along is their whole thing

[copper olive]

Unless you're looking at fantasy

[midnight magnet]

Chaos Gods, kind of stands in their name. 😄

[south valve]

👀

[midnight magnet]

They all fight each other daily.

[timber elk]

front flips at least 17 times into chat

[dire kayak]

that's my plan!!!!!!

[south valve]

500 points

[dire kayak]

thief!!!!!

[copper olive]

You land directly on a bear trap

[timber elk]

Goober

[tawdry edge]

There's still chaos undivided warbands but that doesnt stop the chaos gods keep fighting (or at least their followers) each other

[dire kayak]

[timber elk]

Ouch :]

[tawdry edge]

Because neither try to stop the killing each other part

[dire kayak]

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET VIDEOS ABOUT MOLD WHEN IM EATING

[copper olive]

I simply feel tzeentch and Slaanesh have the least reasons to fight

[potent sage]

[midnight magnet]

Chaos undivided are just Iron Warriors, even Night Lords.

[tawdry edge]

The mold speaks in mysterious ways

[south valve]

You have nitro now

send your best sticker

[midnight magnet]

They don't follow specific god, more like... We don't wanna follow Father.

[tawdry edge]

Black Legion and Red Corsairs are also big chaos undivided groups

[potent sage]

i would but it has like hitler and franco and mussolini and pol pot on it

but its rlly funny

[tawdry edge]

A big majority of people in those legions are chaos followers tho

[south valve]

You should DM it to me fr fr

[dire kayak]

i want guardsmen pirates

[potent sage]

no

[south valve]

😔

[tawdry edge]

Too bad you only get krieg and cadians now

[potent sage]

this is my second best i think

ts me

[dire kayak]

WHYYYYYY

[tawdry edge]

Ai slop

[tawdry edge]

James workshop said so

[south valve]

You're a dog?

[dire kayak]

gonna become a knights player in protest,,,,,

[south valve]

Abby = furry?

[copper olive]

I think chaos warriors are more interesting than chaos marines

[midnight magnet]

I don't think you follow what I'm saying. 😄
They are Chaos Legions for sure, but they are not under direct influence of any God. They are doing everything they are doing just to spite everybody else.
Even fighting among each others. Warbands are more likely to fight each other than somebody else.
The only time time they come together is when there is some Grand Plan in motion, and at best that is also strongarming each other into weak alliances.

[tawdry edge]

I mean yeah but even legions/warbands who follow the same god also have in fighting because the chaos gods dont care to stop them

Everything fuels the long war

[midnight magnet]

Exactly.

[dire kayak]

knight destrier,,,, 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 💧 💧

[nocturne bloom]

RIOT GAMES!!!! Add bare foot after hours spirit blossom Ahri to the shop again and my life is yours!!!!

Great weather today

[hazy kestrel]

Huh?

[potent sage]

@south valve

i think i can post this one

[hazy kestrel]

What is Mussolini doing here?

[south valve]

I can count those pixels

👀

[potent sage]

social capitalism

[south valve]

what does it say?

[potent sage]

idk dumb r.tarded instagram users

[dire kayak]

personman

[hazy kestrel]

Henlo

[nocturne bloom]

Mid 50s, tank top weather

[dire kayak]

[potent sage]

"I am 99% sure people don't know what capitalism and socialism is. They think it's one or the other. There is such thing as a social capitalism"

[south valve]

Social capitalism

I guess that's just like

[dire kayak]

can i nibble on your thunderhammer

[south valve]

welfare focused?

[potent sage]

[potent sage]

thats just fascism

goog

welll its not

[south valve]

Oh

goog

[potent sage]

but its funnier to think it that way

[hazy kestrel]

IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER.

[dire kayak]

jokes on you i never listen to the judge

[south valve]

I thought that was national socialism?

[dire kayak]

[copper olive]

New class or new branch for every class?

[potent sage]

well the whole thing with fascism is that it originally combined syndicalist elements as corporate entities to foster class collaboration

[hazy kestrel]

On your point of view

[potent sage]

national socialism is not socialism btw

big gay no no lie

[south valve]

Yeah

[potent sage]

☝🏽

[south valve]

That was Mussolini that made that one?

idk

[potent sage]

hitler made national socialism

[south valve]

I remember Italian guy was a socialist

[potent sage]

an off-shoot of fascism

[hazy kestrel]

Pretty sure Mussolini came up with his own version of Facism

[south valve]

I don't wanna spell his name

[south valve]

I thought he made it?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[potent sage]

mixed with racialism, which took inspiration from all the major imperialist genocides in history and made one totalistic one

[hazy kestrel]

He did

[potent sage]

mussolini MADE fascism 😭

[dull violet]

man the lasgun still sucks

[potent sage]

i thought you had degrees on this shit

🚬

[potent sage]

at least, mussolini made the modern intrepretation of fascism

[hazy kestrel]

Oi, I don’t care about dusty old reductive ideologies by an impotent Italian man with dreams of restoring the Roman Empire

[tawdry edge]

Gen chat got political hell nah im out

[jaunty path]

Erm noh that was adolf hitler

[potent sage]

from a historical analysis, fascism was still alive

[jaunty path]

Come back and debate with me

[potent sage]

ts history

this is a history lesson

come back n learn

[south valve]

I feel like this kind of talk is fine so long as no one argues

[tawdry edge]

Why are you acting like Charlie Kirk now

[south valve]

and people appear to be arguing, so I'm scared to talk

[potent sage]

this one is funny too

[jaunty path]

Don't mark me for death bruh

[modest flume]

I'll debate you

[hazy kestrel]

HUH?

[jaunty path]

My actual political ideology

[hazy kestrel]

What is this negative 5D chess bullshit

[jaunty path]

You wouldn't get it

[potent sage]

its like a phillipine schiz*id text calling for ethnic war on a particular chinese province

why cant i say that

silly server censor

[tawdry edge]

Big yahu sends his regards

[hazy kestrel]

I feel like this is brainrot

It hurts my eyes

[modest flume]

I won't argue with you

[hazy kestrel]

But I will. :)

[south valve]

We need to talk about Hitler's sex life

[south valve]

apparently he did not do well

[hazy kestrel]

No, I don’t think I will.

[modest flume]

With him or me?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[jaunty path]

@potent sage which political streamer do you get your political opinions from

[hazy kestrel]

Oh god,
political streamer?

[south valve]

We need to talk about how we can bring democracy to North Korea

[potent sage]

from the great kautsky

the big K

[hazy kestrel]

Imagine forming your own opinions. (Impossible)

[jaunty path]

Derailing the conversation in the name of tzeench

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[potent sage]

i dont watch political streamers cus most of them are weird moralists n copium huffing revisionoids

[hazy kestrel]

What are these slang terms you’re throwing at me.

[south valve]

What was the main reason the nationalists won the Spanish Civil war?

[hazy kestrel]

I get the gist of them though

[shell goblet]

warhammies :3

[hazy kestrel]

But still

[hazy kestrel]

The Germans supported Franco

Tested out their new toys on the Spanish countryside.

[tawdry edge]

Can you chuds talk about anything else

[south valve]

Yeah agreed

We're doing history now

[potent sage]

franco had like a good portion of the military side and committed a great deal of nazi support towards offensives in the countryside

[hazy kestrel]

Talking about politics and history makes us chuds now.

It’s so over

[potent sage]

the working class fighters of the republic were also really demoralized as fuck

[south valve]

I tried to look it up, but couldn't find anything

didn't the anarchists have like faulty guns?

[hazy kestrel]

I would be too upon hearing the Stuka sirens tbh.

[tawdry edge]

Youre a chud for breathing i likecalling people chuds

[south valve]

anarchists*

[tawdry edge]

Chud chud chud

[dire kayak]

my ear is pulsing

[jaunty path]

Do you wanna talk about five nights at freddies

[nocturne bloom]

Chud was funny when like 3 people used it

[potent sage]

[hazy kestrel]

It might be tinnitus

[tawdry edge]

Har har har

[potent sage]

elite ball knowledge

[dire kayak]

it only started after i yawned really hard

[timber elk]

I wanna talk about pirates of the Caribbean

Or monster hunter

[hazy kestrel]

Is your ear ringing or just pulsing

[dire kayak]

i wanna talk about imperial knights

or traumadump

[tawdry edge]

Ur just too unfunny

[potent sage]

get all these MOIDS out of my chat. . .

[hazy kestrel]

Y’ou’re

[nocturne bloom]

Stop projecting

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck does this mean.

[south valve]

We need to discuss mind-body dualism

[jaunty path]

Yuri*

[tawdry edge]

Yro'ue

[hazy kestrel]

Actually lmao

[tawdry edge]

Peak

[jaunty path]

Femoid but male

[hazy kestrel]

What are these foreign terms you’re using

[hazy kestrel]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

[shell goblet]

it's 4 chan shit

[south valve]

What does THAT mean? 😭

[jaunty path]

You need to scroll on social media more- holyshit

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, so mindless brainrot

[jaunty path]

Personman is NOT on the internet

[modest flume]

FR I genuinely don't get any of this

[hazy kestrel]

Makes sense

[jaunty path]

Bless your soul

[nocturne bloom]

Discord users when they figure out what life is

[hazy kestrel]

Because I like to be relatively productive with my life

Relatively speaking

[potent sage]

cartesians when u tell them that they dont have any friends and are suicidal because their life sucks and they dont do anything

[dire kayak]

is mini painting productive?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[gray hollow]

anyone know how to save specific enemies with creature spawner mod?

[tender horizon]

Nah foid and moid are still deeper cuts ngl

Unless you're in specific places

[south valve]

Smash or pass Gustav Stresemann

[potent sage]

pas

pass

[hazy kestrel]

WHO?

[floral pecan]

did the exploration event end?

[potent sage]

we hate stresemann

[south valve]

What?

He fixed the economy

and allat

[potent sage]

SPD ultracon shill

weimer was doomed to fall anyways so it didnt matter

fvckkk social hitlerites..............

[south valve]

I don't know a single thing about him other than that he fixed the economy

[hazy kestrel]

I feel like I’m getting brain damage by trying to decipher your enigma codes

[potent sage]

GOOD

[hazy kestrel]

Aw my break is done

Goddamnit

[potent sage]

"O-Oh. . . But think of the MODERATE VOTERS!"

Holy crap!

[hazy kestrel]

You made me waste my break >:(

[midnight magnet]

What is even going on at this point?

[hazy kestrel]

Abby is going insane

I think

[jaunty path]

Hey just so you know. The next edition of webster dictionary will contain these words. Just so you know :)

[modest flume]

Venting methinks

[south valve]

Going?

[hazy kestrel]

Fair

Gone insane*

[midnight magnet]

Nods in old man.

[potent sage]

dont say that

[hazy kestrel]

Too late

[potent sage]

dont say that either

[jaunty path]

@potent sage foid

[dire kayak]

tomatos are technically berries

what does foid mean

[jaunty path]

Foid sounds like an affectionate term for horses ngl

[potent sage]

i hate edgy incel contrarians

[hazy kestrel]

What are you babbling about lmao

[jaunty path]

Honestly ignorance is bliss

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t decipher your hieroglyphics

[potent sage]

who was laughing at that one liberal who was getting beat up by ICE

[dire kayak]

i don't spend all my time on 4chan what does any of this mean

[nocturne bloom]

Leave it that way tbh

[south valve]

Idiot sandwich

[jaunty path]

Those are symbols

[south valve]

Now there's an insult

[potent sage]

and i was like "what makes u think this helps our movement"

[jaunty path]

These r words

[potent sage]

why are u laughing at this guy getting beat up

we could be helping him

[hazy kestrel]

Your nonsense terms might as well be hieroglyphics

[jaunty path]

Moid

[potent sage]

ur such a chuddy moid bro

isnt ur break over

go to work

[timber elk]

Don’t worry about it

[jaunty path]

Im sorry personman 💀

[hazy kestrel]

I was about to respond in kind, but I don’t have the time or desire to.

Goodnight you silly geese

[south valve]

I hope you know I understand about 30% of what you ever talk about 😭 (lighthearted)

[jaunty path]

Yea this is a waste go to work

[hazy kestrel]

Oh wait, I have to work

Nvm

[potent sage]

it's not 4chan

[shell goblet]

i might be old

[potent sage]

go to uhm that one internet archive

[hazy kestrel]

You might be (b)old

[hazy kestrel]

[potent sage]

they have a bunch of books on organizing protests n praxis n theory

its very good educational material

[hazy kestrel]

Uh

[jaunty path]

Over 25 = Fossil

[timber elk]

is eating a sandwich

[midnight magnet]

Hahahaha!

I need a drink... Or several...

[modest flume]

I know a 19 year old who calls me grandpa

[tawdry edge]

How old r u

[dire kayak]

is eating maccabia

[midnight magnet]

Settle down younglings...

[potent sage]

@south valve u like the spanish civil war?

[midnight magnet]

😄

[potent sage]

heres a truth nuke

[hazy kestrel]

What does this mean again?

[timber elk]

What’s a maccabia

[shell goblet]

on discord it feels like that for sure huh

[south valve]

I study it in college

[jaunty path]

21 this month

[tawdry edge]

If you use that word unironically you might be ancient

[south valve]

it's probably my favourite topic

[potent sage]

spanish constitutionalism is actually the radical culmination of hegelian idealism

[tawdry edge]

Hahaha...hehehehe 21.... hehehahehehaahh

Whats nine plus te

Ten

[potent sage]

stalinists are NOT pragmatists

[midnight magnet]

From what I have seen around here, I'm at least double the age of most of them.

[south valve]

Please...

use normal human words...

[dire kayak]

planet of a guardsman regiment idk

is yummy

[jaunty path]

You're early 30s. Aren't you

[hazy kestrel]

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

[timber elk]

Noice

[midnight magnet]

Early 40s.

[jaunty path]

Close enough

[midnight magnet]

Yes 10 years difference is close.

[whole glade]

heavy bolter :3c

[potent sage]

the franocists manipulated the organs of state to foster and sow dissent and disunity amongst the republicans and their leftist allies

[jaunty path]

You're not the oldest person that's been here so don't worry

[potent sage]

not just through catholicism and religion and allat

[south valve]

Indeed

[timber elk]

I’m a eldritch entity and not even I can understand what this is

[potent sage]

this is where the hegelian organ comes in

[midnight magnet]

@potent sage Have you been using some of the stuff Slaanesh is pushing around by any chance?

[south valve]

No wait, for once let her cook

[potent sage]

why do you guys think im crazy this makes me very self conscious

[whole glade]

crazy?

[dire kayak]

do you talk about literally anything else

[timber elk]

I was crazy once

[hazy kestrel]

I was crazy once

[whole glade]

i was crazy once

[hazy kestrel]

They locked me in a rubber room

[drowsy lynx]

I was crazy twice

[midnight magnet]

I don't think you are crazy. Drunk or on something maybe...

[timber elk]

They locked me in a room

[hazy kestrel]

Filled with rats

[timber elk]

A rubber room

[whole glade]

a rubber room

[hazy kestrel]

And rats make me crazy

[jaunty path]

Abby corrupted with the obsession of politics 💔

[whole glade]

with rats

[timber elk]

A rubber room with rats

[hazy kestrel]

Crazy?

[drowsy lynx]

Is there an echo in here?

[jaunty path]

Technically slaanesh**

[hazy kestrel]

I was crazy once.

[timber elk]

Rats make me crazy

[whole glade]

everything is politicial

[south valve]

I think you're very used to using really academic language and it confuses the rest of us

[midnight magnet]

They will put a slowdown if you keep on spamming like that.

[jaunty path]

No I don't think you're crazy you're just very passionate about politics

[potent sage]

its not political

well it is

[timber elk]

Even the most innocent thing like pikmin is political I guess

[potent sage]

but its historical

[hazy kestrel]

They can be both. :)

[potent sage]

we brought it up im just continuing what was brought up prior

[whole glade]

everything.

[nocturne bloom]

Its just discord boss 🥀

[potent sage]

i dont like the derailment of my conversations

[jaunty path]

Im sane and all of you are crazy

[timber elk]

You literally tried to explain to e how monster hunter was political a few days ago Abby

[hazy kestrel]

I agree. (As do I.)

[whole glade]

boss?

hmm...

metal gear...

[nocturne bloom]

Yea you can be my boss

[whole glade]

hope you like a twink.

[midnight magnet]

Hahaha!

[lethal solstice]

I mean it kinda is but in a weird low key uncomfortable way with all the soft imperialism pushing in wilds

[jaunty path]

I mean it probably is but idc for that convo atm. You can pry politics out of anything really.

[timber elk]

I don’t care for it at all because I’m so sick of hearing about it

[jaunty path]

I get that but everyone really wants to move on I think

[potent sage]

you cannot seperate social or conditional aspects of life (not just politics) away from media because all media is inherently representative of its authors and creators, and its authors and creators are molded and birthed from their concurrent social conditions

[potent sage]

i see

[midnight magnet]

[jaunty path]

Erm hypocritycal cuz satan lamb game is satan and satan is political

[timber elk]

True

[jaunty path]

#o-o-owned

[timber elk]

I must write this down

[jaunty path]

Oh hey lamia is here

[nocturne bloom]

COTL was actually smacked pretty hard for like no real reason a while ago

[jaunty path]

I know lamia loves politics

Don't you...

Oh hi aquila

[misty trench]

stop talking about politics and talk about something apolitical

like um

uh

[jaunty path]

Lunch food

[nocturne bloom]

No I just use people that Pol Bait as entertainment

[misty trench]

no that's political

[timber elk]

Yeah enforce the rules!

[jaunty path]

[misty trench]

rule enforcement is also political

[jaunty path]

[south valve]

We should talk about apolitical games like bioshock and fallout

[whole glade]

omg its a horse girl!!! horse girl = horse = horse riding = Steel Ball Run :3c

[misty trench]

not enforcing them is political too

[potent sage]

i like bioshock

[shell goblet]

my cat 😌

[nocturne bloom]

Yea its such a restrictive environment here. Let me release my fantasies

[misty trench]

cats are political (enlightened)

[potent sage]

i dont like fallout

[south valve]

Andrew Ryan peak villain

[tawdry edge]

We should talk about Wolfenstein, such an apolitical game

[timber elk]

I mean I don’t really care. I only see it as the cute little animal game

[south valve]

I prefer skyrim

[jaunty path]

Can I see ur cat

[nocturne bloom]

Steel.... what

[dire kayak]

we should talk about our favourite chapters again

[misty trench]

fallout boy really was a product of its time

[dire kayak]

that was fun

[jaunty path]

I love cats

[dire kayak]

[timber elk]

Okay fine I fuck with Andrew Ryan

[dire kayak]

even me?

[nocturne bloom]

I dont either, just funny to me

[whole glade]

wheres my new nazi killing game william....?

[south valve]

"A man chooses, a slave obeys" 🗣️ 🔥

[whole glade]

jojos

[potent sage]

wolfenstein was actually very boring to me

snoozefest ahh game

snoozefest ahh story and setting

we need better nazi killing games

[south valve]

Isn't it like a boomer shooter?

[whole glade]

ya

[south valve]

idk

[whole glade]

its pwetty goog

[hazy kestrel]

Political brainrot spiral is over, back to normalcy… :(

[potent sage]

new wolfenstein was

[south valve]

goog

[jaunty path]

Speaking of I just don't really like songs that are like. Hypergeneric. Ones youd expect to hear in stores.

They have meaning yeah but they feel very. Bland and devoid to me. Feels repulsive. Or well cringy idk lmao

[south valve]

(what is goog?)

[midnight magnet]

Original boomer shooter was WW2...

[jaunty path]

I hate using the word cringe to describe anything

[whole glade]

(good.)

[misty trench]

wolfenstein's premise is REALLY funny in the idea that Germany had any hope of ever conquering the US lmao (even assuming they win the race to the nuke)

[south valve]

Ohhhh

[whole glade]

say in a latio accent

i do it

[potent sage]

germany didnt even have the hope of a functioning corpocratic economy which was only bent on short term solutions

🙏🏽

[jaunty path]

Because saying things are bad because its "cringe" is like

So unfair

[misty trench]

Germany holding onto France as long as it did was a miracle to begin with, they were doomed

[south valve]

Corpocratic

[sleek harness]

Painted

Congrats

[whole glade]

ALSO i lobe wolfenstien bc it remixed irl songs into nazi songs like house of the rising run

[south valve]

What?

[undone sage]

Which frame do I use lads 500k enemies killed or 1500 reaper/crusher kills?

[sleek harness]

You were

[jaunty path]

Thank goodness they didn't have shit tier vaporwave edits during that time or we would've lost!

[potent sage]

wolfenstein's ost were so fuckin lame

[south valve]

I was

[misty trench]

fuckin alt-history dorks with their bullshit like "what if the self-defeating entity won??"

[whole glade]

how tall should the Freaky Zealot woman be? im writing le lore fo

[south valve]

indeed

[jaunty path]

Whichever is prettier

[sleek harness]

Chosen to select the game I am playing right now

Because I am bored

So like

Do it quickly

[potent sage]

there are some settings that actually do this very good, most of them acknowledge that the self-defeating entity may win but inevitably they will crumble from their hubris

[timber elk]

Roboquest

[sleek harness]

I don't have it

[whole glade]

b-but trench crusade has an iteresting world building plot...

[south valve]

Daily wordle

[sleek harness]

No

[south valve]

it's not too bad

[shell berry]

can i be red plz?

[sleek harness]

I don't have iy

[potent sage]

i've only known ONE good nazi victory worldbuilding project

[timber elk]

Remnant 2

[sleek harness]

Also don't have it

[shell goblet]

i got u babe 💗

#zealot-class message

[misty trench]

bespoke alt-history scenarios would be like "what if Caesar was bludgeoned to death instead of shanked?"

[south valve]

You can get it on browser

discord even

[sleek harness]

I mean on console

Dumbass

[potent sage]

do u like alt history

[misty trench]

fuck no lmao

[potent sage]

oh

[whole glade]

but Trench Crusade :[

thats cool

[timber elk]

GTA 4

[misty trench]

well like, it depends

[whole glade]

:[

[potent sage]

trench crusade is dumb

[sleek harness]

No

[potent sage]

i like Flyswatters

[whole glade]

awh...

[midnight magnet]

Oh for love of...

[potent sage]

have yall heard of Flyswatters

[misty trench]

Trench Crusade is more just a fantasy setting than an alt-history setting

[timber elk]

Dude

That is like a objectively wrong fact

[shell berry]

i like the color red

[timber elk]

Trench crusade is awesome

[misty trench]

most alt-history I encounter is from people that are like, addicted to Hoi4

[potent sage]

trench crusade is so far detached from the history it supposedly builds off of, its barely even alt-history

[modest flume]

I'll crusade your trench

[misty trench]

which is probably why I dislike it lmao

[potent sage]

i dont play hoi4

[timber elk]

No shit

[hazy kestrel]

Red Flood goes brrrrrr

[south valve]

That's kinda the point 😭

[whole glade]

"what if the crusades ended in 1099 with a FUCKING PORTAL TO HELL"

[timber elk]

It’s supposed to be far from reality Abby

[jaunty path]

Can I show this to my friends

[languid hazel]

-# ||awooooooooo!!!!!||

[misty trench]

yea which makes it fantasy

[wheat scroll]

That's arguable. Even Soviets could only do a counter attack, because they got supplies from the US. Otherwise they were starving. It COULD have been possible , you never know, Also Nazis were very far ahead in some tech.

[shell goblet]

girl yes omg he's got so many fans his name is Stanley and he is an OUTLAW singer

him
yell

[wheat scroll]

Overall , Japan fucked up by attacking US.

[low blade]

Why is he a male stripper

[whole glade]

every major even until 1914 like the black plague was cause by hell, not even america is america

[misty trench]

Nazi tech is mostly a myth, plus they were bleeding supplies and materials

[hazy kestrel]

I’m telling you Aquila, Antonin Artaud abolished France and declared a monopoly on Reality, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[shell berry]

what class does your cat main?

[potent sage]

"far ahead" and it was like a singular rocket that barely functioned and blew itself up on the launch pad

😭

[midnight magnet]

People who forget history tend to repeat it.

[potent sage]

no they had the secret hitlerian hyperborea polish-argentinian-texan UFO

[sleek harness]

First time I ever saw one of you wardens talk about Nazism

[potent sage]

from space

[languid hazel]

-# Germany create the tiger tank though

-# which was a bit ahead of its time in a way

[hazy kestrel]

WE ARE ALL LE PATRÓN — Antonin Artaud 5 minutes after not taking their medicine.

[shell berry]

All hail the color red

[low blade]

I literally shot down 7 Die Glocke in the war please do not dismiss my sacrifice

[wheat scroll]

Well, if they had gotten hold of Soviet territory, they would have had all that.

[potent sage]

they could barely pump them out enough for them to even make an effort

[midnight magnet]

And all I see here are people who forgot it or change it so it can fit their own narrative...

[misty trench]

like Nazis got to the fighter Jet first and they were mostly useless
they got the V2 rocket which didn't even work
the tiger was overrated af
the sturgewher was actually a decent weapon but it came too late in the war and was a logistical strain

[languid hazel]

-# true

[wet swift]

why we can't post images in general lol

[stark bobcat]

they lost that privilege

[jaunty path]

Khornate

[misty trench]

too many NSFW posts

[sleek harness]

Because we don't deserve it anymore

I blame Big Boi

[low blade]

Yeah you gotta post those in other channels now

[stuck crescent]

Yes

[sleek harness]

And another person

[jaunty path]

I can be trusted w embed perms

[sleek harness]

Which I don't remember

[misty trench]

be glad the slowmode is gone at least lmao

[potent sage]

trench crusade is abhorrent larp

[shell berry]

but im not red my lady

[modest flume]

Love me my tanks too heavy for bridges and too complicated to maintain in the field

[potent sage]

this is a

[low blade]

100% hard carried by art

[sleek harness]

Slowmode lasted way longer than necessary

[modest flume]

Panther was worse too iirc

[misty trench]

putting slowmode on you specifically for as long as is necessary (2045)

[tacit geode]

Until they announce imperial adept class

[wet swift]

anyway i just got a 400 power plasma gun, the empeor loves me

but i cant flex it

[sleek harness]

Oh boy, I can't wait for that...

[shell berry]

try 500

[modest flume]

#veteran-class

[misty trench]

post it in vet chat, the downside ofc means interacting with vet chat

[wet swift]

you can get a 500?

[sleek harness]

Aquila can you make me the only person not effected by slowmode when the day comes

[wet swift]

damn that's crazy

[sleek harness]

I will reward you with

[potent sage]

wasnt the whole point of trench crusade coming into fruition was as a clap-back to GW because "ooough woke"

[sleek harness]

Nothing

[shell berry]

can i be red?

[sleek harness]

Come on

You can trust me

[misty trench]

you'll get it with activity

[sleek harness]

I would never abuse such power

[stuck crescent]

Oh, did you do that again?

[shell berry]

someone that just joined got it 😭

ive been here for a few weeks

[drowsy lynx]

Fight them to the death for red status

[sleek harness]

You need to talk

[jaunty path]

Beat a mod in a fight

[shell berry]

thats what im doing

[sleek harness]

Be part of this community

[jaunty path]

Fight aquila

[stuck crescent]

Just chat for a bit

[jaunty path]

Do it

[shell berry]

all hail the emperor

[low blade]

I like that it said it wanted to be the cheaper alternative and now its more expensive than GW with massive problems in mini quality, shipping, and getting lawyers sicced on everyone. It took them 18 months to reach the level of corporate pettiness GW took 30 years to build (And with WORSE minis and customer support)

[potent sage]

do what

[misty trench]

they probably had it previously or were very active

[shell berry]

death to the heretics

[jaunty path]

Corpse god

[sleek harness]

Get a better role by defeating a warden

Want a tip? Nategore is the weakest

[timber elk]

Yeaaaaaaah we don’t talk about that. I only go for the lore.

[whole glade]

whers my dark angels company veteran box?...

[modest flume]

I've always labelled the channels like this

General - General 2
Veteran - Sweats and complainers
Zealot - General 1
Psyker - Freaks, literally
Ogryns - actual on topic and where people go to get proper answers for the other classes
Arbites - The cesspool of Zealot and Veteran combined
Hivescum - ???????????

[stuck crescent]

Derail a conversation and force politics

Its kind of your thing

[shell berry]

i cant stay alive with the mage class in the early levels 😭

[potent sage]

no we were talking abt that originally

[sleek harness]

Ew why you label zealot chat as general 1

It's disgusting

[stuck crescent]

I have question for grey name

[shell berry]

[sleek harness]

That place is a hellhole

[shell berry]

yes, red color

[tacit geode]

Theory crafting is General 3

[modest flume]

exactly

[sleek harness]

That place isn't like us

[low blade]

Even then the lore is hard dogshit because the devs lack any backbone. Also I'm not even religious but a "Both sides bad" story when one side is literal biblical Hell is insanely reddit

[stuck crescent]

What is your opinion upon the guardsmen regiment known as the death korp of krieg

[potent sage]

the islamic janissaries look cool

[lethal solstice]

Oh my gods

[shell berry]

never heard of him. he may have died in glory

[misty trench]

accurate

[timber elk]

Yeah I was always confused by that. How is heaven terrible?

[stuck crescent]

Doubt

But I'm not going to scroll up enough to confirm

Trench crusade is indeed lame

[modest flume]

BTW how're you doing these days Aquiller?

[stuck crescent]

Close enough 👍

[potent sage]

ok

[misty trench]

I mean if you read the bible...

[shell berry]

for government work?

i am still talking

[timber elk]

I don’t

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, sure

[sleek harness]

ATHEIST

[timber elk]

No

[sleek harness]

Oh okay

[misty trench]

not to go full 2010 reddit atheist but there's stuff in scripture that is objectively reprehensible from an ethics standpoint

[timber elk]

You just went 2010 Reddit atheist

[misty trench]

so the idea of heaven being evil isn't inherently dumb

or at least morally grey

[stuck crescent]

I feel like there's no productive conversation that can come from this

[timber elk]

I wish we were talking about jelly beans….

[sleek harness]

Aquila is close to breaking the rules ngl

[hazy kestrel]

Like god erasing other groups because the Israelites happened to be at war with them?

[jaunty path]

All the jokes I wish I could make

[stuck crescent]

Much like when abby forces politics

[misty trench]

not gonna pull out examples because those are easy enough to google but yea

[shell berry]

1+1=2

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid

[jaunty path]

Wrong

[little marten]

Heaven is a place on earth with you

[stuck crescent]

👍

[little marten]

Tell me all the things you want to do

[shell berry]

does it equal love for the emperor?

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing.

[little marten]

I heard you like the bad girls honey, is that true?

[stuck crescent]

Try harder

[jaunty path]

Corpse emperor

[hazy kestrel]

Quiet is indeed a baddie, so yes.

[nocturne bloom]

Not to mention angels are actually nearly as grotesque and disturbing as demons in some descriptions. I think it's a little naive to imagine heaven as a peaceful unproblematic place

[shell berry]

what would u do with his corpse honey?

[misty trench]

EXACTLY

[jaunty path]

Probably fry it

[nocturne bloom]

Its just a better alternative to hell, I guess

[misty trench]

and biblically accurate angels are so hilariously underused in media

[shell berry]

with what sauce?

[jaunty path]

Yes sauce

[hazy kestrel]

The biblically accurate angel with 47 eyes and a spherical shape telling me to not be afraid: :)

[shell berry]

which one?

[jaunty path]

Yes

[potent sage]

subjecting victims of r*pe to marry their rapists

[stuck crescent]

Corpse honey? That sounds like it kicks Corpse starch's arse

[shell berry]

yes is a good answer

[potent sage]

🙏🏽

[sleek harness]

Buff Hell Lord called Devil vs Biblical accurate angel

[potent sage]

i am as agnostic as they come but like its not hard to see the abhorrent shit old scripture loves to preach about

[misty trench]

anyway I wasn't bringing up that stuff to start arguments or w/e I'm just saying that Heaven being effectively a lesser evil in Trench Crusade makes sense

[autumn bear]

is there some kind of secret setting that makes the game run well

[misty trench]

obviously Hell is like chaotic stupid levels of cartoonishly evil

[potent sage]

MOLOCH vs BAAL

[shell berry]

time to level up psker..... i dont wanna die

[potent sage]

😈

[timber elk]

SO GUYS LETS TALK ABOUT JELLY BEANS BECAUSE JELLY BEANS ARE COOL

[nocturne bloom]

Heaven has always been a place of judgment just as much as hell so it makes sense

[stuck crescent]

Its religion, its inherently argumentative in casual spaces

Best to avoid

[sleek harness]

Aquila I think you are putting bounties on your head for insulting Christianity

[misty trench]

AGNOSTIC GANG (I can't pick a side)

[modest flume]

Well, people can't comprehend how something that doesn't look good is supposedly good for you

[potent sage]

no but my big daddy philosopher told me that religion is the opium of the masses and that i should only exclusively worship him because it'll free me from my shitty life 🥺

[misty trench]

I ain't insulting shit, I'm just dropping facts lmao

[hazy kestrel]

I think the idea of Universalism is an interesting idea regarding the afterlife.

[potent sage]

nobody is insulting anything, these are actual tenants and lines in scriptures

😭

[sleek harness]

But that's insulting for some christians

[misty trench]

decidedly not my problem

[hazy kestrel]

As a Christian, idgaf

[potent sage]

are these "christians" in the room with us

[wheat scroll]

Go melee focused talents at start. Easy toughness upkeep.

[hazy kestrel]

The others need to grow thicker skin tbh

[drowsy lynx]

The Bible is insulting for some of them lol

[shell berry]

thats what im trying to get. can u show me which ones?

[sleek harness]

I don't know, perhaps they could be

[potent sage]

most of these "christians" probably havent even read their own book LMAO

[sleek harness]

You don't know whos looking at this chat for 20 minutes

Without saying anything

[wheat scroll]

are you level 1 now or above already?

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t care about lurkers tbh.

[shell berry]

13

[wet swift]

Chat I am going to be real, I don't think there's a class worse than veteran, the only thing this class that was fun while leveling was the grenade showers

[hazy kestrel]

Let them cope mald and seethe

[potent sage]

ts me

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[tired steeple]

I’m gonna pretend I’ve read the bible ask me anything

[stuck crescent]

You just aren't playing them right

[sleek harness]

Some have their own head canon

[misty trench]

like I'm not telling anyone to stop being religious, I respect people's spirituality

I'm just sayin' that the history and structures that be come with baggage and that's not exclusive to any one "faction" either

[shell berry]

is the dog a girl and cute?

[hazy kestrel]

Tell me your opinion on Judas’s fate

[feral vessel]

o hi magos!

[tired steeple]

Yeah it’s awesome

[feral vessel]

and person

[potent sage]

no

[sleek harness]

MERP

[potent sage]

its a dog

[sleek harness]

What the fuck

[tired steeple]

I see you’ve reversed now, plant

[sleek harness]

Why no plant

Did you shave?

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[tired steeple]

I like sergals

[midnight magnet]

From twisting history, to politics, to alternative history, to religion.
Chat being wild today.

[wet swift]

Nah it's just not fun as the other classes. You have no dog, you have no fancy powers and you aren't big with funny voice lines

[tired steeple]

Also hello ant

[hazy kestrel]

Judas didn’t deserve eternal damnation, there, I said it.

[stuck crescent]

👍

[wet swift]

Veteran class is just boring man

[tired steeple]

No one deserves eternal damnation

[potent sage]

hiiiiiiii

[tired steeple]

Apparently hell isn’t eternal thougj

[hazy kestrel]

I agree

[wet swift]

Dare say that hive scum is better for shooting things even

[stuck crescent]

You just gotta las em up

[tired steeple]

“Hell will one day be empty” or something

[sleek harness]

Very cool of you to specify
I believe your bounty went down by 1

[hazy kestrel]

Well, that’s what the idea of Christian Universalism promotes

I believe it.

[sleek harness]

Don't ask how many bounties you are exactly

[hazy kestrel]

But uh, that’s also makes me a Heretic

[potent sage]

anybody who i consider an 8th-class citizen in my perfect fictional utopia should go to hell

[tired steeple]

Can I have a bounty they’re delicious

[sleek harness]

No

[potent sage]

[sleek harness]

You don't look

[stuck crescent]

Ok

[sleek harness]

Dangerous

[hazy kestrel]

Do not eat the paper towels pls

[sleek harness]

Or annoying

[tired steeple]

I’ll eat everything

[sleek harness]

Or speaking something I don't agree with

[misty trench]

I agree in all cases but the purgatory or sentence or w/e should be made to be very ironic and tailor made to the individual

like uhhh

[wet swift]

I mean yeah the las gun is fun and you shoot a lot but that's it? You can't even have a decent scope to shoot but you are stuck with iron sights for the shooting class like come on

[tired steeple]

Tyranids:

[hazy kestrel]

@dire kayak, you have competition

[stuck crescent]

That's how I ended up with my ex

[hazy kestrel]

Fuck

Wrong one

[misty trench]

Jake Paul should relive his jaw getting broken in front of hundreds of people for like, 800 years or w/e

then we call it even

[shell berry]

whats a gf?

[wet swift]

Also fatshark really fucked the weapon customization, how can you have no weapon customization in a gun game? Can't have shit in the hive world

[hazy kestrel]

A mythical creature

[feral vessel]

the plant is still there

[stuck crescent]

Hehe...yeah.....gf

[drowsy lynx]

George Foreman grill

[feral vessel]

i had to regress it like the mr hyde inside of me

[sleek harness]

It's when someone very straight like another very straight person

And that very straight is a girl

[potent sage]

can someone help me do a private lobby penance

[sleek harness]

Where

[stuck crescent]

Mr Hyde is the same person as mr jekel

They're not separate people

[wet swift]

Isn't he going to run for president in the next elections or some shit? He even did an event with trump lol

[shell berry]

is that a type of girl?

[tired steeple]

Some girls have girlfriends

[feral vessel]

yeah that's why i said it like that

[low blade]

Glorpshit v2.0

[feral vessel]

i had to repress the mr hyde.

[misty trench]

not a clue, I'm staying blissfully ignorant of that stuff lol

[feral vessel]

im still ME

[whole glade]

should i make a blood angel or Flesh Tearer in SM2

[feral vessel]

i have a hyde inside of me. we all do actually

[tired steeple]

Blood angel

[stuck crescent]

Where's plant?

[feral vessel]

in the cage.

[stuck crescent]

I liked plant

[nocturne bloom]

How to be happy 101

[hazy kestrel]

That’s what I call my OCD

[sleek harness]

Make a pre-heresy Death Guard and compare to mine later

[wet swift]

What is that even supposed to mean?

[stuck crescent]

I miss plant

[whole glade]

on it boss

[feral vessel]

he's currently being

modified

[sleek harness]

I don't miss plant

[feral vessel]

IMPROVED.

[whole glade]

the other 3 divieded better >:3

[misty trench]

this is also why I stay blissfully ignorant of my property taxes (for legal reasons this is a joke)

[sleek harness]

I prefer blue dragon furry guy

[stuck crescent]

Kreig

Glorpest shits

[feral vessel]

sergal

[tired steeple]

My favourite undivided is word bearers

[wet swift]

Not sure what this is but can we have weapon customization already? Like at least let us add damned scopes man

[sleek harness]

What

Koz

[misty trench]

you'd likely have more luck in da LFG channel

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, the Al Capone strategy.

A classic

[misty trench]

I'm ngl I've done none of the private only penances because I cannot be assed

[whole glade]

EC, 1KS, WE, DG. in that order.

[hazy kestrel]

I can assist

Later today

[tired steeple]

How bad is the psyker private game penance

[hazy kestrel]

Most likely

[sleek harness]

What

[misty trench]

all my penances (except havoc) have been completed accidentally and I refuse to change this

[tired steeple]

It seems mildly annoying at worst

[sleek harness]

Speak normal

[hazy kestrel]

It’s easy

[sleek harness]

Dude

Like

[wheat scroll]

Hold on , let me get into game and make a screenshot of my build.

[hazy kestrel]

:( but I want to help

[sleek harness]

You need to speak in a understandable way

[tired steeple]

Is it so easy I could just do it myself?

[whole glade]

Emps children best designed Chaos legion

[misty trench]

u should help Abby with theirs, I can't play today anyway

[stuck crescent]

There's a joke there, ratman

[misty trench]

spending my evening with da missus

[whole glade]

also Fulgy is a cutie

[sleek harness]

I don't get it

[shell berry]

thx boo

[sleek harness]

Koz is so strange

[hazy kestrel]

Well, you need a second person for the private match

[stuck crescent]

Ska-rat, ask-tell other to talk-speak normal

[hazy kestrel]

I can assist when I get home in maybe 40 minutes

[stuck crescent]

Yes-yes

[tired steeple]

I’m about to go bed but I might ask the girlfriend for help

[hazy kestrel]

Okay :(

[tired steeple]

She helped me get my vet penance where you can’t take health damage

[stuck crescent]

So what's everyone's favourite faction?

I like guardsmen

[midnight magnet]

In tabletop?

[stuck crescent]

Sure

In general, I suppose

[midnight magnet]

Death Guard, Chaos Knights, Necrons, Orks. In more or less that order.
Subject of change.

[tired steeple]

My favourite is mechanicus

[elder merlin]

[stuck crescent]

Except for death korp of krieg

[midnight magnet]

There are lot of regiments out there.

It's not all about Krieg or Steel Legion. 😄

They are just most popular ones.

And Cadians.

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, I like elysians, even if they're total jobbers

[tired steeple]

Second is guard

Third is emperor’s children

[hazy kestrel]

Guard is also my favorite faction.

I like the Maccabian Janissaries

[tired steeple]

Extra fourth secret option is blood angels

[stuck crescent]

praetorians are also nice, but, OH MY DAYS, gw will never bring them back

[delicate cove]

Hello peasants

[tired steeple]

Favourite guard regiment is steel legion

[delicate cove]

I’m just kidding I treat all of you equally

[stuck crescent]

Hello purple_chowder from the hit cartoon network show "chowder"

[midnight magnet]

Haha!

[delicate cove]

We all just a couple of freaks gooning to the god emperor

[wheat scroll]

Sent you a dm

[south valve]

Yippee, politics talk has stopped

[delicate cove]

Hello krieg_hater#38 who really hates the krieg

[stuck crescent]

I have a question for you, purple chowder from the hit cartoon network show "chowder"

What is your favourite 40k faction

[hazy kestrel]

Did somebody say… POLITICS?

Just kidding :)

[stuck crescent]

Yeah. Abby must have left

[hazy kestrel]

Or am I? :)

[delicate cove]

Uhhhhhh

[misty trench]

everything is political so it never stops actually 🤓

[delicate cove]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dunno-uhh-i-dunno-spongebob-spongebob-meme-gif-4822817218773590587

[hazy kestrel]

What is your opinion of beans on toast?

[modest flume]

Finishing up a H40, I can help after

[south valve]

Okay, listen...

it's not

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, dude, femboy dating simultor soo politics

[south valve]

THAT bad

[delicate cove]

I like nurgle guys a lot I think they look cool

[misty trench]

I mean...kinda yea actually xd

[stuck crescent]

I don't like it

[stuck crescent]

👍

[hazy kestrel]

LIES, SLANDER, DECEPTION MOST FOUL.

[delicate cove]

Is gooning to the god emperor of mankind political?

[south valve]

LISTEN

[south valve]

It's just like

beans

[south valve]

with the texture of toast

[stuck crescent]

I don't like it @south valve

[south valve]

Okay... 😔

[hazy kestrel]

:(

It’s blasphemy is what it is.

[south valve]

Hold on, we all missed this

[delicate cove]

Hello personman the Thammermaxxer

[hazy kestrel]

Hello

[delicate cove]

I gotta know

[stuck crescent]

I just like a good meat pie

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve never had a meat pie

[misty trench]

so I'm gonna say something controversial

they're not bad and a lot of the malice directed towards them is not a result of the food being judged on its own merits but instead due to its unfortunate association with England, which is a socially insurmountable obstacle

[stuck crescent]

I just don't like beans

Simple as

[delicate cove]

Based as hell

[hazy kestrel]

Oh, now that’s a Grudging

[misty trench]

I'm a beanmaxxer, it's easy and cheap protein+fiber and goes good with brown rice

[hazy kestrel]

You’s going in the book, ese.

[delicate cove]

NO DONT PUT HIM IN THE BOOK OF GRUDGES

[stuck crescent]

Cannae eat rice 😟

[misty trench]

obviously yes

[south valve]

BEANS WITH BROWN RICE??

10th LAYER OF HELL

[hazy kestrel]

Forgiveness is the duty of God, and sending them to God is my duty.

[misty trench]

black beans and rice is goated wdym

[south valve]

Oh

I thought you meant like Heinz baked beans

[misty trench]

WAIT Y'ALL DIDN'T THINK I MEANT

[stuck crescent]

Not the great krieg hating club in the sky

[misty trench]

LMAO

[hazy kestrel]

Oh hey, work is done. :)

[misty trench]

that would be hilariously cursed

[hazy kestrel]

Hooray

[potent sage]

british "people" when they conquer half the modern world but still have the blandest food ever

[stuck crescent]

👍

[potent sage]

biggest empire at its peak in the early 20th century btw

not a single spice in any dish

[misty trench]

British cuisine isn't all that bad tbh, depending on the item

Yorkshire pudding goes hard

[delicate cove]

NOOOOOOO

[south valve]

Roast dinner is good

[stuck crescent]

I like rarebit

[south valve]

Fish and chips is nice

nothing special, but it's nice

[misty trench]

it's not my fault he's constantly attaching himself to the gold reserves

[potent sage]

all of these except like sunday dinner are disgustingly bland

[stuck crescent]

👍

[delicate cove]

#release the golden files

[misty trench]

Fush and Chups my beloved

I've never had English fish and chips but Aussie and Canadian fish and chips goes hard

and I'm guessing those are pretty much the same shit

[stuck crescent]

I like fish and chips with gravy

[south valve]

Pretty much

[south valve]

HELL

[delicate cove]

I like fish and chips

[misty trench]

also I like black pudding but ik that's not for everyone

[potent sage]

gooning to the god-emperor contributes to the astheticization of fascism

[stuck crescent]

👍

[delicate cove]

Malt vinegar and tartar sauce

Yummy

[potent sage]

or something like that

[misty trench]

MALT VINEGAR

BELOVED

[stuck crescent]

ITS BETTER THAN CURRY SAUCE

[potent sage]

what is That

[delicate cove]

Yummy

[potent sage]

what is it tho

looking ts up

[misty trench]

you've never seen tartar sauce?

[potent sage]

no

malt vinegar

[delicate cove]

Oh damn.

[stuck crescent]

Fuck, I need to make more switchel

[misty trench]

oh, malt vinegar is delicious

good with fries or like, anything fried really