general-chat

[green vector]

i hate playing psyker that one is gonna be fun

[visual vortex]

Also you need the provate ones

[green vector]

yeah

[visual vortex]

Do the psyker one on lowest difficulty with a full lobby of friends on the one with the boss at the end

Brain blast is and let your friends watch

[green vector]

oh works on bosses noice

[visual vortex]

You have to use it on a boss

[green vector]

i do love blastin brain

[visual vortex]

Monstrom mallus or something

Deal like 50% of a boss' health and kill it

[green vector]

i thought it was monstrosities i didnt think about bosses

[visual vortex]

Just do all of its health and kill it

[proper light]

You don’t even have to go that far. Find a mission with a daemonhost or a monstrosity mid boss somewhere.

[visual vortex]

I dod it long way

But yeah that too

Or the ritual mission

For the zealot one just do rolling steel

[green vector]

ill have to get a squad for those ones like

[shell goblet]

gee yeah that'll be hard to find

[visual vortex]

Good luck 🙏

[proper light]

I found another psyker on this server and we just traded off for the monstrosity penance. Just duo’d it with ease.

Same with the zealot one, found two folks here willing to assist. And we got it done.

[steel ginkgo]

I wonder if Fatshark considered the ramifications of creating another game mode because this has split the already limited player base, again. I'm finding that I'm stuck with bots way more often. 2 years ago I pretty much never played with bots.

[proper light]

I’m sure they did and decided to go for it.

[delicate cove]

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

[green vector]

[delicate cove]

I AM NOW PURPLE

[green vector]

my gigachad lacy and waifu

[visual vortex]

Just say you have real people

[steel ginkgo]

I would imagine but also have to wonder what their thinking was

[twin flower]

bro boosted

[visual vortex]

Wine

[proper light]

I mean it’s pretty obvious right? They wanted to add a new game mode that was different and hoped the player base would like it.

[green vector]

they prob thought their half baked shitter mode would attract more than 10 people

miscalculation

[delicate cove]

I hope we get a new class

[proper light]

I personally love the expedition playstyle and think it has a lot of potential.

[steel ginkgo]

Lul. right

[visual vortex]

Confirmed lmao

[delicate cove]

Oh really?

[steel ginkgo]

I was looking forward to it but I got bored before even unlocking all the maps

[proper light]

Though once I finish all the penances I’m never running it again since I’m a penance farmer above all else.

[green vector]

same brotha

[visual vortex]

Yeah it's basically spoken to in the stars

[green vector]

i still play with premades but never randoms anymore

[visual vortex]

And they said it in a blog

[delicate cove]

Like what is it

[green vector]

skitarii

[visual vortex]

Admech

[proper light]

Not revealed yet.

[twin flower]

Already a codename for it in the gamefiles somewhere

[delicate cove]

The adeptus?

[green vector]

mechanicussy

[proper light]

But everyone is reasonably sure it’s Admech.

[visual vortex]

Datamine revealed transonic weapon skin codelines

[steel ginkgo]

I don't have regular premades
@green vector

[twin flower]

Most likely admech thanks to the datamined weapon name

[visual vortex]

Mechanicus

[delicate cove]

I see

[proper light]

I’ll take a skitarii or a tech adept. Could be fun.

[delicate cove]

PRAISE THE OMNISIAH

[dire kayak]

AGGHHH IM SO HAPPY

I LOVE MECHANICUS

[green vector]

i cant wait its gonna be bussin

[visual vortex]

🫩

Okay it's not that hype

[steel ginkgo]

I love Mechanicus too

[proper light]

I have a specific voice pack type I’m hoping for with it, now just have to see if I get what I want.

[visual vortex]

I dont really care anout the voice and more about gameplay

[delicate cove]

On emp me and my homies love the admech

[twin flower]

Well Arby and Scum wasnt all that bad

[shell goblet]

for someone who knows absolutely fuck all about 40k outside of what they tell us in darktide what is an admech

[delicate cove]

Hadron

[visual vortex]

Skiitari

[twin flower]

Its short for Adeptus Mechanicum

[green vector]

cyborgs from mars

[shell goblet]

FUCKING NICEEE

OH FUCK YES

[visual vortex]

Skiing

Skaven

[delicate cove]

Yes we all will get to be like tech mommy hadron

[twin flower]

Skooven

[shell goblet]

IM BUYING THE NEXT DLC CLASS

[green vector]

i cant finally see mechanicus feet up close

[visual vortex]

I dont like hadron

She's mean to me

[cobalt lichen]

You can anyway. Just search for it on Deviantart

[proper light]

They’re a religious order that work the machines of the imperium. Car doesn’t start? It’s not the engine or battery, it’s because you didn’t burn the right type of incense and pray hard enough.

[cobalt lichen]

Autistic cyborgs who like toasters

[visual vortex]

Kayex-8 goes: "AUGHHH 😩 ........ more data....... data...... more....."

[visual vortex]

Every time i scan like a dumpster

[proper light]

When Kayex said Hadron’s methods were “fatally idiosyncratic” I was like “damn. What a burn.”

[visual vortex]

I love the way he speaks

[delicate cove]

When Hadron called me a fucking incompetent idiot I really felt that she was proud of me

[shell goblet]

i love hadron so much

[green vector]

if kayex voice isnt in dlc i will riot

[keen hornet]

why does the emperor love gifting me more fuckass axes

[visual vortex]

Kayex will call you a little preservitor

[delicate cove]

PRAISE THE OMNISIAH

[twin flower]

To axe questions with

[visual vortex]

And be fond of you

[cobalt lichen]

The emperor decides what’s best for you, MalO

[shell goblet]

my veteran asked her if she could drive the train on consignment yard and she sassed me and i love her

[visual vortex]

Hadron finds Kayex's fondness of us weird

[delicate cove]

Wolfer want me so bad….

[shell goblet]

hadron my beloved

[keen hornet]

i guess..

[delicate cove]

Wolfer wanna corrupt me and shit

[twin flower]

Inquisitor? Yes, this man right here

[visual vortex]

Wolfer offed himself

[delicate cove]

Like stop blowing up my vox

[visual vortex]

He's in a puddle bellyup rn

[cobalt lichen]

You can source ideal weapons from the weapon store tho

[visual vortex]

While the cultists fume that we dont die

[delicate cove]

I haven’t paid attention to the lore tbh

But that’s good to know!

[twin flower]

Are you pulling that out of your ass again

[keen hornet]

ik, im just baffled by the amount of axes i keep getting

[visual vortex]

The cultists insulted wolfer for not killing us

And now they're feeling what he is going through

[cobalt lichen]

Could be weird RNG?

[delicate cove]

ITS THE OMNISIAH PROVIDING

[cobalt lichen]

PRAISE BE TO THE OMNISSIAH

[visual vortex]

Also Morrow said that atp wolfer is going to kill himself by giving himself an aneurysm

[keen hornet]

melk loves selling me autoguns too

[visual vortex]

And I KNOW that's in the game

[delicate cove]

Melk sells me fuck all

[cobalt lichen]

sometimes it’s bias towards your class.
What are you playing as?

[visual vortex]

Carnival level final area

[keen hornet]

its either the autogun or the axe

[cobalt lichen]

Melk sells me the good stuff

[twin flower]

Better off buying a weapon you want atp

[cobalt lichen]

yeah

then just upgrade them to the standard you want

[twin flower]

Most times you wanna reroll for better stats anyway

[visual vortex]

Make sure to have a dumpstat of 60 mobility

[delicate cove]

He might sell a ham sandwich on a good day on a bad day it’s a guardsman head with fuck you written on jt

[keen hornet]

ive been levelling up zealot recently but aside from that i pingpong between scum and arbeetus

[proper light]

I think we’re going to fight Wolfer and then he’ll escape and get killed by admonition.

[cobalt lichen]

Sometimes the ham is guardsman.

[keen hornet]

hes already dead he got eaten by a burgle

[shell goblet]

oh yeah melk exists outside of being an occasional vox operator

[visual vortex]

I think he's actually just going to off himself ngl

[cobalt lichen]

I’m rocking arbeetus rn.
Shotgun and power mace+shield

[green vector]

fuck melk

lil bitch

[keen hornet]

i love the arbites shotgun ❤️

[proper light]

I’m never going to use those twitch drops but free stuff is free stuff I guess.

[cobalt lichen]

I’m modelling one for eventual IRL prop 👀

[keen hornet]

run the blessing that gives you like 20% extra damage every shot

[visual vortex]

I use one twitch drop

Actually two

Or three

[delicate cove]

Unfortunately. 🙁

[visual vortex]

One is the shirtless ogryn

[limpid vigil]

yknow im suprised we still did not get the second arby shock maul mark

[delicate cove]

I couldn’t agree more

[shell goblet]

aw'roight ? a reaw mangy git with that accent ye ?

[visual vortex]

The others are the bolt skin and the hammer

[limpid vigil]

it has a model , why is it still not in?

[green vector]

u tried ⭐

[limpid vigil]

heck it is on the shield version , but not the singular maul? Why?

[visual vortex]

The hotdhot has a model and is coded, why not in game?

[delicate cove]

WAAAAAAAAAAGH

[limpid vigil]

heck even the mastery skin is of the second version not the one mark it has

[visual vortex]

The hotshot is on veteran in real life miniature game, why not in game?

[shell goblet]

idk where his accent is from but he's got "the british accent that makes it sound like they have cotton balls in their cheeks" and idk which part of the uk it's from

[green vector]

melk? or morrow

[wheat scroll]

u wot m8

[shell goblet]

MORROW

i mixed them up smh

[green vector]

cockney

london

[visual vortex]

I love morrow

[shell goblet]

yeah melks only a bitch

[green vector]

morrow is a gigachad

[visual vortex]

I rpefer melk over the slop shop woman

She's so uninteresting i always forget her name

That's how little i respect her

I dont even want to know her name

I hate her deeply

[delicate cove]

The uh commissar shop or something

[shell goblet]

i'm not sure if i like morrow as a character but he's got one of my top 3 funny english accents so i fuck with him heavy at the face value

[green vector]

hallowette

[visual vortex]

Ahe makes me nonverbally violent

[delicate cove]

Yeah what’s her nuts

[thin wagon]

You're just wrong. Lady Alice is waaaay better than melk

[visual vortex]

Like the kind that makes me pound my chest and cave in the nearest skull hearing her say anything

[shell goblet]

LOVE lady alice

[delicate cove]

I thought Hallowete was the traitor Marrick was looking for

[visual vortex]

No that's the commissary girl

[green vector]

MARRICK

[visual vortex]

She got servitored

[shell goblet]

i could crack the emperor out of sister prine trust

[thin wagon]

Sister Hestia is just nice and I appreciate that.

[visual vortex]

I would let sister prine hold me for a second

I would let morrow hold me for two

I would let kayex hold me for 7

[delicate cove]

Praise the omni…siah?

[green vector]

i want sister prine to step on me ngl

[thin wagon]

I'd hang with Kayex anyday

[visual vortex]

Kayex is the kind of man to take a stray cat home to an allergic family because it looked at him funny

[shell goblet]

she's quickly becoming my favourite character now that im spending less time fighting for my life and more time listening to in game conversation and banter tbh

[delicate cove]

Shoutout swagger plug a lil weird but he chill af

[visual vortex]

Swagger and hadron dislogue is nice

It's just him trying to crack her

[shell goblet]

him and half the mourningstar

[delicate cove]

I ship hadron and swagger

[thin wagon]

I am pretty sure Swagger is a member of Admonition

The voices are too similar

[delicate cove]

Let a man have his doomed space romance

[visual vortex]

I am pretty sure Swagger has expensive mascara

Or very thick amounts

[cobalt lichen]

Here

#darktide-fan-art message

[thin wagon]

Plus when you're doing the expeditions how else would the enemy always know when you leave if he wasn't telling them directly.

[visual vortex]

Scout teams waiting on the other ends

[green vector]

i mean yeah

they probably just have eyes everywhere

[visual vortex]

The cultists literally say it in vox

[green vector]

like wut

[visual vortex]

"They went into the hideout! Flank the other side!" Or something

[green vector]

admonition have no object permanence, they see us go in the sanctuary then just forget about us

[shell goblet]

swagger is actually just in the first stage of becoming a plague ogryn

sorry i had to be the one to tell you guys

[visual vortex]

Swagger is a blank

Because sefoni cant read his mind

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

And no psyker can

[thin wagon]

The cultists also say they've lost visual completely. I'm assuming the level design has you leave like a tunnel but if it's a real bunker you'd have multiple exits. Assuming you leave from one and they already have people posted out they would have had to know it was that one from the inside. Imo of course

[visual vortex]

Idk about you

But when i look outside of the deadsider sanctuary

And see the patrols

I know swagger doesnt tell them

[south valve]

Would you guys date Swagger?

[visual vortex]

And i have ears that can pick up words

[thin wagon]

So trusting of the common scoundrel

[dire kayak]

YES

[visual vortex]

And these words i hear

[languid hazel]

-# or he’s just really good at thinking nothing at all when he knows someone is prying ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dire kayak]

I WOULD

[south valve]

I bet he would treat you nicley

[dire kayak]

all he thinks of is hadron

[visual vortex]

Say that the cultists know of the exits

[somber stream]

Bought SCP 5k, game's dead af

[visual vortex]

And flank you accordingly

[quartz crag]

Yeah I bet he knows the best places to eat at

[visual vortex]

Refund

[visual vortex]

No

[green vector]

scp game

[cosmic burrow]

pals

[green vector]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[somber stream]

Already request lol

[visual vortex]

Im not gay

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[thin wagon]

Oh so he's really good at hiding his thoughts? Hmmm wonder why he would do that in a world where thinking evil thoughts gets you killed.

[cosmic burrow]

should i embark on the road in snowrunner

should i let myself be consumed by snowrunner

[twin flower]

On da road agaainn

[visual vortex]

Idk

Even the psykers we play as can read Zola and comment on split personalities

[thin wagon]

Dont need to hide your thoughts if it's all Praise Be Emperor and what not.

[dire kayak]

rejects go to buy stuff at the deadsider sanctuaries but i push the modified grenade off the table like evil cat and kill everyone

[visual vortex]

My bets on a blank or Swagger is like this for narrative convenience

[twin flower]

u can do that?

[languid hazel]

-# Imagine if Swagger is actually one of Wolfer’s lieutenants

[green vector]

Fishman is never wrong tbh

[twin flower]

I mean he apparently fed info for both sides before

[dire kayak]

swagger is a very neutral entity

or hes only helping the inquisition cause he want hadron

[green vector]

He wants the hadrussy

[visual vortex]

Plot twist: Swagger was a loyalist moebian 6th lieutenant

[shell goblet]

absolutely no one:

swagger getting my full inferno staff charge to the face at the beginning of every clandestium gloriana mission:

[green vector]

Lmfao

[visual vortex]

I like to crouch in front of swagger and look into his mask

So i can see his healthy set of gums and teeth

[dire kayak]

on that mission swagger watched me and aki get decimated by the poxburster horde and did nothing

[south valve]

He has really nice eyelashes

[visual vortex]

I can rest easy knowing that he has good dental hygiene

It really works me up

[thin wagon]

Shoulda pushed.

[shell goblet]

little known fact on the mourningstar but krall's first job in the medical field was actually as an orthodontist

the emperor smiles upon ye

[visual vortex]

I prefer dentists

[south valve]

Why don't the heretics fight Swagger?

[tired inlet]

He was an invisialign salesman

[south valve]

big mystery

[thin wagon]

Smiles?

[visual vortex]

Informant for both sides

If they killed him

[shell goblet]

with perfect teeth

[visual vortex]

They wouldnt get things like the moebian steel factory

[thin wagon]

Eehhhhhh... that skull is...

[dire kayak]

i feel like swagger just loves to see the rejects fight the moebian 6th

thats my headcanon

[visual vortex]

I know he doesnt like sand

[shell goblet]

[dire kayak]

a thousand gritty particles of chastisement lodging themselves in ontoward locations

[thin wagon]

Its coarse and it gets everywhere

[dire kayak]

"you can stop talking now"

[visual vortex]

Does Hadron like sand?

[green vector]

I fucking hate sand ngl

[visual vortex]

Id imagine not

[marsh iris]

you know it presses hadron's buttons to make her say that

[green vector]

Anakin was right

[dire kayak]

i eat sand

[thin wagon]

I like desert.

[green vector]

Me

[visual vortex]

I like dessert

[shell goblet]

if you took your desktop to the beach do you think it would enjoy booting up darktide

[south valve]

It should have been me-

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[shell goblet]

then probably yeah

[visual vortex]

Oh ok

[marsh iris]

swagger skywalker

[somber stream]

Have you been touching sands?

[dire kayak]

i love getting those like plastic shovels

and shovelling sand into my mouth

[visual vortex]

When i went to alabama

[keen hornet]

thats sick

[visual vortex]

I dug a hole and hid it under a towel

Because it would've been funny to see someone break their ankle

Cuz they tried to cross my beach towel

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

I still have the shovel

[dire kayak]

i wonder why that happens
when we're expecting a hole no ankle break
when we're not expecting a hole ankle break

[languid hazel]

-# blinkblink

[visual vortex]

Body isnt prepared

[green vector]

Subconscious preparation

That's why getting hit with a punch you don't see hurts 10x more

[visual vortex]

The body is an amazing work of balanced art

[languid hazel]

-# I fail to see the humor in intentionally trying to harm others even indirectly

[visual vortex]

That's why when you gwt hit in the balls it doesnt hurt

But a light tap makes you see stars

[shell goblet]

adrenaline is one hell of a stimulant

[green vector]

Ye just gotta tense em up

Make em solid like cricket balls

[visual vortex]

Adrenaline once let a man lift an over 400lb rock off his body and throw it

Busted wvery muscle in his body though

[shell goblet]

i could do that

[green vector]

Oh ya

[visual vortex]

I forgot the exact bumber

But yeah we could solo trustp

[green vector]

I stub my toe and nearly cry but can spar someone trying to take my head off and barely feel it

[shell goblet]

gon freecs headass 😭 went too hard

[visual vortex]

It was a 1200lb tock

Rock

[green vector]

Tock

[visual vortex]

Tick tock

Heavy like a brink truck

Or something

I forgot the words

Buff merc engineer juggling nipples go

[shell goblet]

i hit my head on a branch earlier and it hurt so bad smh i wasn't walking fast or anything but i had to play it so cool 😭😭

[green vector]

mhm mhm

[visual vortex]

Once stubbed my pinkie toe so hard i couldnt walk for a day

[dire kayak]

[green vector]

That's a positive from having my brain turned to soup from boxing I can hit my head on shit and it doesn't hurt

Idk if that's good or bad

[visual vortex]

That is good

Bigger pain threshold

[dire kayak]

i once slammed my door on my wall accidentally and said 'ow'
i have fucking negative paint tolerance

of course im exaggerating but that did happen

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

If yoy breathe in the direction of goober they turn to dust

Like the skeleton gif gripping the fence

[tawdry edge]

ur the complete opposite of me

[marsh iris]

no i sunk in it as the sand felt violated and tried to get away

[tawdry edge]

insane

[green vector]

[dire kayak]

thats accurate

[visual vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003

[dire kayak]

explain

[visual vortex]

"I'm the developer of the tower."
Damn, i kinda dont care

I hate those ads

[somber stream]

Damn

I got the

すべてを自分で計画しなければならないことにうんざりしていませんか？

In AI voice

[visual vortex]

+100 social credit

[regal jasper]

[somber stream]

That's the language of Anime, silly fish

[visual vortex]

Oh wait that's japanese fuck

I cant tell the difference atp everything looms the same

[marsh iris]

even japanese AI wanna hook up with bro

[tired steeple]

Hello

[visual vortex]

This is how japan makes profit

[somber stream]

I think ever since i errected the VPN, my ads rotation got messed up

[visual vortex]

Make ai women for japanese salarymen

[tawdry edge]

I have a high pain tolerance, once went to the hospital to get my leg checked out because it was swelling a LOT, turns out they would have to cut it open and remove all the fluids out of it
Since it was infected I couldn't have any anesthesia so I had to endure all the process of having it cut open and the doctors pressuring it so everything causing the swelling gets out

[visual vortex]

That's not that bad

[dire kayak]

woah

[tawdry edge]

Fuckin painful as fuck but at least i didnt scream

[marsh iris]

change the region or something

[regal jasper]

but you almost died of pain with a earring

[tawdry edge]

pain was smaller therefore sharper

[somber stream]

I get Korean, Japanese, German, Mobile game ads, American BBQ, American cowboy

[tawdry edge]

same shit with my tattoo, the small details with a smaller needle almost had me passing out

[visual vortex]

Ngl if i got my leg drained that aould feel so satisfying

[regal jasper]

bro, was just a earring, that shit dont hurt

[marsh iris]

stay with your favourite ads

[visual vortex]

I get

Nsfw cropped ads

[tired steeple]

What we all doing

[somber stream]

That would be Nord VPN, with Nord man™

[visual vortex]

🫩

[tawdry edge]

nah dawg it was painful as fuck, the doctors were putting PRESSURE to all of the fluid be expelled out

[visual vortex]

🤤

[marsh iris]

nord huh...

[visual vortex]

That would tickle good

[tired steeple]

Oh I got an ad of the k-pop demon hunter girls all in bra and panties. Thanks youtube!

[dire kayak]

what colour was the fluid?

[marsh iris]

😬

[visual vortex]

I get that too

I also get one called

[somber stream]

No i use Proton, i meant i like Nord ads

[visual vortex]

"Femboy Fatale"

It vanished for a few months but it's back now

And no i dont use personalized ads

My ads would be worse

[tired steeple]

Before anyone says “ads depend on what you search” this is 1: just not true and 2: even if jt were, I have an ad blocker and that setting turned iff

[tawdry edge]

pungent green with a slight blood red mixed on it
pure pus coming out of my leg

it did NOT feel good

[visual vortex]

Nurgle

[tired steeple]

Time to pee!!!!

[dire kayak]

nurgle

[visual vortex]

Lynxiee the pus-god

[regal jasper]

get a belly button piercing like me, you'll know what really hurts

[tawdry edge]

hell nah id look like a dnd orc

[marsh iris]

i need to lie down a bit after hearing that

[tawdry edge]

hearing what

[regal jasper]

I want a dnd orc!!

[tawdry edge]

youtube premium my beloved

[marsh iris]

🛌

[visual vortex]

Every time someone has a face or body piercing

[keen hornet]

chat do i level zealot or have fun

[visual vortex]

I just want to press a battery against it

And see how they react to the zap

[regal jasper]

The best part of this life is customize your character

[tawdry edge]

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[tawdry edge]

it doesnt zap, you know that right?

[dire kayak]

id throw up if i saw that ngl

[visual vortex]

Most of these customizations are mid

[dire kayak]

industrial sized battery

[visual vortex]

A man can dream

A man can dream

I can dream

[tawdry edge]

ironically enough i dont feel like throwing up when seeing shit like that but i gag whenever i see my cats shit

[regal jasper]

ill try it someday

[tawdry edge]

I know what you are.

[visual vortex]

The only thing that makes me sick to my stomach is people with anorexia

[dire kayak]

bites you

[tawdry edge]

When I see those all I can think of is minecraft skeleton sfx

[visual vortex]

Lmao

I need to get up and walk asay from them and wash my face

[tawdry edge]

[visual vortex]

I will play with deer hearts and organs normally

[regal jasper]

[visual vortex]

But not look at even a pocture of an anorexic

[regal jasper]

did u understand?

[tawdry edge]

I don't get my own like self consciousness
saw the decomposing corpses of 3 different animals, seen fucked up injuries, not a sign of gagging or throwing up
Instant I saw my cats shit or vomit? Gagging

[tawdry edge]

yeah

[regal jasper]

alright

[visual vortex]

I think everyone is numb to various rhings but not to others

Probably something with an experience out ancestors saw or went through

[dire kayak]

whats wrong with the anorexic?

[visual vortex]

It's starving yourself

[tawdry edge]

they just look weird

[visual vortex]

To the point of beung a skeleton

It's not something to accept because it can literally kill someone

[keen hornet]

what am i

[dire kayak]

i think anorexia is a physical disability

[tawdry edge]

Degen

[visual vortex]

It's an esting disorder

[keen hornet]

is it because i havent maxed out zealot yet

mb gang

[dire kayak]

oh yeah it is

[tawdry edge]

Profile picture...
favorite game...

[dire kayak]

i dont think they have a choice though

[keen hornet]

thats mostly a joke

[dire kayak]

if you didnt feel like eating at all, you wouldnt eat a lot either

[regal jasper]

this came with traumas, most of times

[visual vortex]

It's not that they dont want to eat

It's literally an impossible physical image that nobody can appeal to

[regal jasper]

image distortion, bullying

[dire kayak]

we shouldnt really idolize the anorexic

[cobalt lichen]

thanks
:3

[visual vortex]

The appeal of perfection draws desperation and disparity

Drawn like moths to a lamp that can kill them if approached too eagerly

Everything is best in moderation

[keen hornet]

they should add viktor saltzpyre to the game

not 40k-ified

just teleport him to the morningstar

[visual vortex]

Who?

[keen hornet]

bro doesnt know peak

[visual vortex]

Or i just dont care

[keen hornet]

laaame

[stuck crescent]

Just like the krieg

Turbo lame

[keen hornet]

facts my brother

[tired steeple]

All the trans women here should fist fight

[visual vortex]

There's a decent roster

[dire kayak]

i would lose after the first punch

id start sobbing

[visual vortex]

Whoever beats goober into a pile of flesh wind

Wins

[green vector]

[tired steeple]

I’ve just noticed how many there are

Battle royale

[visual vortex]

Just now?

[dire kayak]

ive gotten a bruise from a light hit against my table

[visual vortex]

Yeah the human body gets bruises a lot

[dire kayak]

im made of paper and glue

[limber matrix]

man im so thirsty i could go for a jar of hadrons coolant

[tired steeple]

Yeah. I mostly hang out in spaces full of them so I tend not to notice

[visual vortex]

I dont

[dire kayak]

am i exempt id die very quickly

[limber matrix]

i suprisingly get very little bruises despite kneeing tables every other hour

[visual vortex]

No.

[dire kayak]

whyyyy

[visual vortex]

It'd be funny

[jagged void]

a

[dire kayak]

b

[tired steeple]

No.

[dire kayak]

whyyyy

[jagged void]

thank you

[marsh iris]

im building a boat to escape battle royale

who wants to come

[dire kayak]

mee

[marsh iris]

lets goooo

[delicate vapor]

OHHH

MY GODDD

im locked

[visual vortex]

Build a boat to watch fortnite sink in a puddle of its own design

[tired steeple]

I will steal your fucking jeans man

Genes

Fuck

Whatever jeans is funnier

[visual vortex]

I like jeans

[stuck crescent]

They're ok

[visual vortex]

Sweatpants make me angry because the fabric feels weird on my skin

[delicate vapor]

polyester sweats

[stuck crescent]

Anything is better than leather

I guess

[visual vortex]

I like leather

[stuck crescent]

Not leather pants

[visual vortex]

Could be worse

[stuck crescent]

No

Bad

[visual vortex]

Better than being naked

[stuck crescent]

What are you, an 80s glam metal band?

[jagged void]

where do i get the convict role

[visual vortex]

Talking

[stuck crescent]

Just keep chatting on the server

[jagged void]

what a fart

[limpid vigil]

yknow looking at twitter today i did not expect to see a card that has two bear jokes as well as a gay joke in it

[stuck crescent]

Very

[visual vortex]

Mo i just like leather

[limpid vigil]

@visual vortex sry , did not know i had a reply on here with you

[visual vortex]

It ok

[stuck crescent]

Do you hate the krieg too?

[jagged void]

They make good rations

[limpid vigil]

It also seems like a decent green card

[dire kayak]

think im gonna eat more of the elderly later

[jagged void]

this guy gets it

[stuck crescent]

Why are you like this?

Like legitimately?

[limpid vigil]

for anybody wondering the card is bearscape , it's from a secret lair drop

[visual vortex]

Why am p

[storm ember]

why am pp :) like peepee

[marsh iris]

mandated edict: peepee pee burn

[storm ember]

MANDATED EDICT GONORRHOAEA!!!

[limpid vigil]

this is what happens after red stims

[dire kayak]

uhm

[woven sigil]

Also why Scum is the superior class; We're not sharing our needles with other rejects

[limpid vigil]

gotta get scum when it's on sale next

[dire kayak]

i really hope my sillyness doesnt piss people off

[limpid vigil]

heh piss

[woven sigil]

Why do you care?

[dire kayak]

i wish i didnt

[woven sigil]

Then simply do not

Spend your life worrying about what others think of you an it'll rule your existence

Waste of time

[dire kayak]

i am a massive overthinker

[limpid vigil]

Any magic the gathering fans here?

[woven sigil]

Thought about playing it for a while, but is expensive

[marsh iris]

i have it on my steam

havent played for a long time

[limpid vigil]

i was just wondering - would it be weird to just collect the cards?

i do not play tcg's often but i like collecting stuff

[marsh iris]

not really weird

[limpid vigil]

and i thought of a cool themed mtg collection i could do

[marsh iris]

some people just collect land cards afaik

[limpid vigil]

fair

i just wanna collect cards with cool art on em

or art i find cool

[marsh iris]

valid

[graceful hamlet]

Nah, the Final Fantasy block is MTG’s best seller because people were just buying it to collect it

which reminds me that I still need to nab a few

[limpid vigil]

Gonna collect some after i go to uni , hopefully ill manage to snag some of the pride month ones i saw a while back

[graceful hamlet]

I need to collect some of the FFXIV ones

[visual vortex]

My toes are cold

It feels nicep

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[midnight magnet]

I is back!

What did I miss?

[cobalt lichen]

mostly crimes

[midnight magnet]

That was to be expected.

[feral vessel]

stalker soc endgame is so fucked

[midnight magnet]

And some sort of degeneracy.

[feral vessel]

walking simulator with monolith 😭

[midnight magnet]

Daily does of Warhammer War Crimes.

[cobalt lichen]

and regular war crimes

[midnight magnet]

Coming live on your vox every day 00:00 - 24:00.

[dire kayak]

[midnight magnet]

That bad I see.

I also type like Ogryn today.

Mistakes everywhere.

[feral vessel]

I FINISHED STALKER SHADOW OF CHERNOBYL ON MASTER DIFFICULTY

YEAAAH

FUCK YEAH

[tired steeple]

tried ranch for the first time

it was okay

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[midnight magnet]

Nice going.

[tired steeple]

everyone hypes it up

it was just alright

[delicate vapor]

I usually see people buy 10-15 packets of Ranch

[tired steeple]

maybe I didn't have "real" ranch

[drowsy lynx]

not all ranch is made or applied equally

[tired steeple]

or something

[cobalt lichen]

woah

I usually drink uranium water before I do that for extra realism

[feral vessel]

deer?

i knew a deer once

she was stupid and stood infront of cars on the freeway.

the idiots that ran into her usually suffered more damage than her though

[delicate vapor]

[midnight magnet]

Good stew tho.

Or smoked.

[tired steeple]

I've also been exercising recently and I've become so stiff

like a shitty action figure

it's gotten hard to move sometimes

[amber delta]

is the ingame chat broken

or am I broken

[nocturne bloom]

you are

[candid musk]

Question : How doth one become blessed with the right to provide Twitch drops to one's community ? I genuinely do'nt know how that happens xD

[cobalt lichen]

lmao

[feral vessel]

running over a 3 meter bipedal deer-person-thing at 90 kilos per hour is no joke

why are you laughing

[livid glacier]

Damn..played destiny 2 for a while and jumped back in darktide....my muscle memory is fked up right now 💀

[tired steeple]

pressing rb to throw grenades

oh well lb

rb is melee in that one

[livid glacier]

💀 are we deadass ?

[tired steeple]

or l1 if you're playstation

[livid glacier]

PC here

keyboarding and mousing around

[empty needle]

It annoys me to no end that the sabre that we have in the game is called the "duelling sword", as the bow guard and curved blade make it look like a simple battlefield sabre. As we all know, an actual duelling sabre should have a straighter blade and a more pronounced guard that covers the sides of the hand.

[cobalt lichen]

because

funny

[feral vessel]

this jit would crash into a wendigo and total his lada and laugh

[cobalt lichen]

yehp

[feral vessel]

picus skurveny

[cobalt lichen]

some say a brain worm would starve in my head
:)

[tired steeple]

"had a brain eating amoeba once, poor fella died of hungry"

[languid hazel]

-# Congrats! I can only imagine the misery

[dire kayak]

id ask to eat it but ive learned people don't like when i do that

[feral vessel]

misery there was
do you like having your ass ripped open by a random guy with an RPG appearing behind you after you triple checked to see if everyone's dead

[languid hazel]

-# Tbf this is 40k. Chainswords as depicted by 40k would not be that great irl

[languid hazel]

Whut

-# on master difficulty enemies can use RPGs?

[feral vessel]

there's like 5 of them at the CNPP

actually 6 i think

[languid hazel]

-# til that in the older stalker games rpgs actually got used

[midnight magnet]

I loved first Stalker.

Well, all three.

[feral vessel]

soc was the first and i think it nailed the atmosphere best

[midnight magnet]

Indeed.

[languid hazel]

-# me who has never played any Stalker game except 2: clueless

[feral vessel]

stalker 2 is a mixed bag..

sorta throws all the atmosphere and a-life out for a more AAA experience

[languid hazel]

-# I thoroughly enjoy but it definitely has issues

[feral vessel]

if you enjoy it then that's ultimately what matters

[cobalt lichen]

literally my situation

[languid hazel]

-# I also like the atmosphere

[feral vessel]

play anomaly or (god forbid) gamma if you wanna get the feel of the old games but like..

playable

[languid hazel]

-# strangely enough. It feels a little more… alive I suppose compared to the old games

[feral vessel]

for the average person

[feral vessel]

yeah maybe that's why a lot of people that played the older ones don't like it.

the zone is supposed to be extra hostile

[languid hazel]

-# I don’t have a pc

[feral vessel]

aw

i see

[tired steeple]

can someone explain if the hate campaign for stalker 2 is valid

[languid hazel]

-# and it can feel that way with the right mods!

[languid hazel]

-# There’s a hate campaign for it?

[brave slate]

I have a massive video game backlog but you're tempting me to play the old stalker games again

[tired steeple]

I've only played SoC

I've done it twice actually

I love the game

but I've never... finished it. I got to the end where the guy's speaking Ukranian and just could not progress so I gave up both times

[languid hazel]

-# but there’s a mod for Stalker 2 on console now that brings back rhe dead feeling of the world. At least compared to screenshots I’ve seen of the older games

-# also a weather mod which is a must have

[cobalt lichen]

Other Havoc players sure are mouthy today.

Just because you suck doesn’t mean it’s my fault lmao

[tired steeple]

can you make your messages normal again

[languid hazel]

-# no. Discord struck me with this curse

[tired steeple]

gotta pull out my fuckin reading glasses

[languid hazel]

-# it requires an additional text code to make text regular size for me bow

[feral vessel]

depends on if you liked the older games or not

to most modern players stalker 2 is like..

[tired steeple]

I love SoC

[feral vessel]

more accessible

if you loved SoC then yeah it kinda sucks in comparison

mostly because A-Life just sorta doesn't exist

[tired steeple]

a-life?

[feral vessel]

the advanced AI system

[tired steeple]

oh yeah

[feral vessel]

ai in soc was fucking cracked for it being a 2007 game

[tired steeple]

I did notice how weirdly great the stalker AI was

reminds me of F.E.A.R

[languid hazel]

-# my biggest gripe with stalker 2 is Unreal Engine 5. Or the shittiest game engine out there. Ex33 being a masterpiece despite UE5 is a testent to how good Sandfall is

[tired steeple]

My favourite fps brw

Btw

[feral vessel]

to be fair

xray engine (the game they used to make the original trilogy)

was like

hot dogshit

even the upgraded Monolith engine (that the community made for mods like Anomaly) still fucks up quite often

[languid hazel]

-# Yeah and so is UE5. It’s the reason a-life in 2 is rather lacking

[cosmic burrow]

yeah

[languid hazel]

-# UE5 can’t handle the full extent of a-life

-# so it had to be scaled back and dumbed down

[cosmic burrow]

not a single engine can

[tired steeple]

what’s the popular stalker mod that sucks shit

The one with like

[cosmic burrow]

misery

gamma modpack

[tired steeple]

Weapon repairing being needlessly in depth

[cosmic burrow]

gamma modpack

[tired steeple]

Thanks. I’ll try anomaly sometime then

[cosmic burrow]

anomaly has parts system. it needs to be manually enabled

without that you guns have 0-100%

durability

[feral vessel]

either misery or gamma

[cobalt lichen]

I find it funny when…read more

[feral vessel]

gamma and anomaly are both tarkovslop

anomaly is slightly less so

[cobalt lichen]

I’ve only seen them from videos

[cosmic burrow]

anomaly came before tarkov mate

[tired steeple]

People were hoping stalker 2 would be like stalker gamma and were disappointed when it was good instead of abysmal dogshit

[feral vessel]

90% of people that play gamma have probably never touched the original trilogy

[cosmic burrow]

and anomaly evolved from COC

[feral vessel]

oh right then just gamma is tarkovslop then

i need to check back on my modding history jesus chris

[cosmic burrow]

tarkov slop would be efp

now rebranded as fusion

[tired steeple]

I don’t care for tarkov but like I get the idea

I get the appeal

It’s extraction shooter taken to the max

[feral vessel]

will be trying out more stalker mods now that i finished up with OGSR SoC

should i try lost alpha or lost oblivion

either one sound like pain tbf

[languid hazel]

-# in the old games you couldn’t get to prypiat right away, right?

[cosmic burrow]

https://www.cheeki.zone this should help you

[cosmic burrow]

yup

neither you can in mods

the big ones that is

[feral vessel]

no not really

the brain scorcher

👅

[languid hazel]

-# so then why the hell were so many fools upset that you can’t in Stalker 2?

[cosmic burrow]

you can

[feral vessel]

it's called Heart of Chornobyl and you can't get to the CNPP LMAOOO

[cosmic burrow]

at the end of the game

[tired steeple]

I will say nitpick I do have

Mutant designs lost so much aura

Especially bloodsuckers

[cosmic burrow]

its explained why

[languid hazel]

-# I meant early

[feral vessel]

fair

leaving it for the dlc also

actually kinda excited for that dlc

[languid hazel]

-# but also, you can get into Prypiat early in Stalker 2. Just find the spot where you can jump over the barricade. It’s not hard

[cosmic burrow]

in base game it was said that cnpp was basically stripped clean by sirca

[cosmic burrow]

dont get me started on how the fucking mutants are balanced in s2

i instantly installed mods that lowered health by 80%

[tired steeple]

I haven’t seen how they actually play

Oh

I see

Tanky then

[cosmic burrow]

yep

[languid hazel]

-# they’re less tanky now

[feral vessel]

weren't mutants always kinda tanky

[languid hazel]

-# still kinda tanky but not as much as they once were

[cosmic burrow]

skull less monster surviving few shots of buckshot in the head

[feral vessel]

or were those just bloodsuckers

[languid hazel]

-# bloodsuckers no longer take 3 mags from an ak to kill, for instance

[cosmic burrow]

bloodscukers dont have skulls

[tired steeple]

Also mutants weren’t that common in stalker 1 but idk if anyone actually brings that up or if there’s more in 2

[feral vessel]

im pretty sure bloodsuckers were fucked up the entire trilogy

[cosmic burrow]

literally

[cosmic burrow]

yup

[feral vessel]

ammo dump 3 mags into one and it still lives

[cosmic burrow]

in mods they can kiss you and you die

[feral vessel]

meanwhile in CoP a chimera requires less effort to kill

[tired steeple]

Bloodsuckers became a lot less threatening in SoC when they kept running away from me

For some reason

[cosmic burrow]

in soc they ate 6 shots from shotgun and died

bodyshots

[feral vessel]

the mod i played actually makes them killable

one shotgun bodyshot and they're dead

[cosmic burrow]

if it was trilogy like ZRP

[tired steeple]

Anyway their design fucking sucks in stalker 2

[languid hazel]

-# I can kill a bloodsucker in HoC with just three well place shotgun shots. But typically it’s around 6

[cosmic burrow]

and srp for cs

[cosmic burrow]

i played on realease

they tanked much more then

[languid hazel]

-# oh yeah on release it was not worth the ammo fighting bloodsuckers

[cosmic burrow]

it does not. it looks like i expected

pseudogiants however

became derpy

[tired sail]

[tired steeple]

I should actually play clear sky and pripyat

[tired sail]

[tired steeple]

Those have chimeras and I’ve not encountered them

[feral vessel]

feel free to skip CS if you don't like it btw

[languid hazel]

-# I love pseudogiants’ goofy faces. They make them that much more terrifying in my opinion

[cosmic burrow]

cs as matter of fact does not ahve chimeras

[tired steeple]

I got kinda bored of CS but nothing was really wrong with it?

[feral vessel]

clear sky REALLY starts to get bullshitty when you get to limansk

[tired steeple]

I see

[feral vessel]

or red forest too i guess

[cosmic burrow]

i just dont like how GSC made cs dirty is s2

me fave faction

scientists with guns

[tired steeple]

I’m not starting over again. Maybe I will skip to call of pripyat

[feral vessel]

CoP is like..

the best of the original

definitely

at least in terms of polish

[cosmic burrow]

cs is mixed bag

[languid hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/poland-pl-poland-flag-flag-polish-flag-gif-10342714656137481402

-# Poland mentioned

[cosmic burrow]

i played cop with gunslinger

[hazy kestrel]

Poland invoking Article V when? Smh.

[feral vessel]

gunslinger is really good..

[cosmic burrow]

it is

i jsut hated the controller change

[vital loom]

your magister, there's a second bus coming!

[cosmic burrow]

?

[south valve]

A double decker bus?

🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[somber stream]

Big ben explodes

[tired steeple]

I ate pizza it was yummy

It was spicy as shit though

[hazy kestrel]

Best kind of pizza

[feral vessel]

i need

i need pizza

NOW!!

GIVEM E

[somber stream]

Ever woke up randomly at 2AM, have some ice cream then go back to bed?

[languid hazel]

-# my favorite part of stalker 2 is collecting funny rocks

[copper olive]

Chat I'm unsure what melee to use for my John Elysium build

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[shut cove]

i get two slices of buttered toast and a glass of water instead

[somber stream]

Fancy, are we

[shut cove]

yessss

[somber stream]

Yeah don't try the ice cream though, you'll rush to the toilet about 1 hour later

[tired steeple]

There’s another one btw

The battle royale grows

[shut cove]

i wouldnt

😭

i dont have anymor good icecream anyway

sadly

[feral vessel]

true

funny rocc...

wait is sidorovich in stalker 2

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY GIVE HIM HAIR

or at least the remnants of hair

[cosmic burrow]

he is

and is the most comforting sight in the beggining of the game

[tired steeple]

@ grok ai generate hadron throwing it back

[dire kayak]

mrrp

[languid hazel]

-# mrrp :3

[hidden whale]

to clank, or not to clank...

[shut cove]

[tired steeple]

Hello

[feral vessel]

never thought i'd actually agree with such a statement

the grease ball is in fact probably the most comforting character in the entire series

[languid hazel]

-# there’s a silly mod made by one of the devs of S2 that makes skif’s pistol Sidorovich

[hidden whale]

can you speak up

[feral vessel]

beloved can you speak up i cant hear you

[shut cove]

did someone say something

[tired steeple]

No just some cat meowing

[shut cove]

oo oki

[south valve]

Lots of cats in this server

[languid hazel]

there’s a silly mod made by one of the devs of S2 that makes skif’s pistol Sidorovich

[hazy kestrel]

Hello hello

[south valve]

Hi!

[hidden whale]

ow

why are you yelling at me

[vital loom]

my skibidi darktide people

i love men

[hidden whale]

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

[vital loom]

never

[south valve]

Ya like Rannick?

[acoustic pebble]

Shark here

[vital loom]

shut up

[vital loom]

you shut up ilov emen

[vital loom]

okay bro shut up men liker

[vital loom]

what r u straight

[acoustic pebble]

Damn Schizophrenia is off the chain today

[drowsy lynx]

[feral vessel]

today we're gonna be darking. on our tide.

[south valve]

Least insane general chat user:

[feral vessel]

do you wish to talk about big booty furry bitches mayhap

[acoustic pebble]

Who's the most?

[shut cove]

psyker gameplay

[tired steeple]

I DO

I DO

[cobalt lichen]

yes

[acoustic pebble]

@south valve is a racist, but also correct

[shut cove]

let me joim

[jaunty path]

Judy Hopps

[shut cove]

joim

joim

join

[feral vessel]

hm okay

[hazy kestrel]

Holy shit what happened lol

[feral vessel]

judy hopps is extremely overrated imo

[hazy kestrel]

I look away for a minute

[jaunty path]

Hi thell

[acoustic pebble]

People gonna be talking about Furries I think

[feral vessel]

shockstacks are cool and all

[hazy kestrel]

And one of you goes off the walls

[jaunty path]

And its not my fault for once

[hazy kestrel]

But have you considered tall?

[tired steeple]

Does toy chica from fnaf 2 count

[tired steeple]

She is such a bad bitch though

[acoustic pebble]

Are you surprised when I'm around?

[south valve]

What?

[tired steeple]

I’d fuck the shit outta that robot

[jaunty path]

I see you're a fan of giraffes

[hazy kestrel]

I most certainly am not

[jaunty path]

Pp gon

[hazy kestrel]

I’m no furry

[acoustic pebble]

You called me insane. I called you racist. I can make up words too y'know

[hazy kestrel]

Probably

[tired steeple]

So is midna a furry

[jaunty path]

Look up how they sleep

[tired steeple]

I don’t actually like shortstack midna that much

[feral vessel]

yes

[tired steeple]

I prefer the tall one

[feral vessel]

tall women

tall women with big asses

and preferably bearable to look at faces

[south valve]

Shut up, lexbreaker lexbreaka

[hazy kestrel]

But what about the big rack?

[tired steeple]

Plant I always thought your pfp was super cute

[feral vessel]

optional but highly appreciated

[feral vessel]

awh thanks

[acoustic pebble]

Holy shit my dude got Birmingham'd

[tired steeple]

Yw

[hazy kestrel]

I consider it a mandated edict, but you do you pal

[tired steeple]

Women come in all shapes and sizes because I put them into suitcases and send them into the bag area of airports

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t even know what to say to that lol

[tired steeple]

Men go to the ballpiy

Ballpit

[hazy kestrel]

Uh