general-chat

[fair bridge]

i wanna try butter chicken so bad

[misty trench]

you ain't ever had butter chicken?

[simple cliff]

Then go out and get some fucking butter chicken.

Let your dreams become true.

[somber stream]

Go to a specialized Indian resto for that

[delicate vapor]

Salt, Chicken stock powder, garlic powder, sweet paprika, white pepper, onion powder and celery seeds

[somber stream]

Have a serve with their long grain rice, it's superb

[misty trench]

huh ok that's actually not all that complicated

[delicate vapor]

but it doesnt beat THAT specific chicken salt they use at charcoal chicken shops

[fair bridge]

'murica

[fair bridge]

gotta make it

[misty trench]

BLEAK

[somber stream]

Plenty of Indian restaurant in the US though?

[fair bridge]

dude darktide is running way better on bazzite what the fuck is going on

[delicate vapor]

insert its bleak gif

[fair bridge]

not around here unfortuantely

[simple cliff]

Root beer.

Take it.

[delicate vapor]

costs me $2.50 just for one can of root beer in australia

[blazing ibex]

butter chicken is so good 🤤

[misty trench]

why do I feel like a sleeper agent being activated rn

[delicate vapor]

spicy one is good

[misty trench]

MUG MOMENT

[potent sage]

it gets a bit tiring watching the arbitrators mog and aurafarm constantly

[glacial shoal]

hey all

how we doing

hope everyone's well

[somber stream]

Is Chicken Salt

Aussie's equivalent to American's BBQ spice

[simple cliff]

You can milk salt from chickens?

[misty trench]

probably?

we use it on everything where it reasonably applies

[somber stream]

Oh it's just salt with Onion and garlic flavour

[misty trench]

MSG would be a good comparison lol

it's pretty much our MSG

[somber stream]

Yeah true, interesting

[glacial shoal]

aquila

[misty trench]

yoyo

[jaunty path]

aquila

more like

tequila

[glacial shoal]

[jaunty path]

its

april

not

december!!!!!!!!!

[glacial shoal]

[delicate vapor]

[glacial shoal]

ngl I wanna play vet but i've been so hive scum pilled I forgot how to vet

[balmy pond]

Woe upon ye krak

[graceful hamlet]

Just reconlas and pretend you’re still a Hive Scum

[hazy kestrel]

Honk shoo

I think I’m gonna sleep now

My eyes hurt

[delicate vapor]

goog

[teal token]

Is the update there yet?

[delicate vapor]

nope

[fair bridge]

steam proton is black magic

i'm in love

[teal token]

Hello comrade Mallow

[hazy kestrel]

@fair bridge, do you have any more smug jug stickers?

[fair bridge]

haven't made them yet

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[teal token]

Hello comrade Personman of the Thammermaxxer

[somber stream]

Beware of the jugs

[hazy kestrel]

Hello

[somber stream]

Pot, whatever the fuck it is

[fair bridge]

i found where you get your dirty little jugs from

[hazy kestrel]

Licht. Do you have any more smug jug stickers

[somber stream]

I told you it's not mine

[fair bridge]

yeah yeah

your little greasy fingerprints were all over it

[hazy kestrel]

Post the funny jug. Pls.

I require the laughter

[somber stream]

I wash my hands every 2 hours, mind you

[teal token]

Jugging?

[hazy kestrel]

Jogging

[teal token]

Beerings?

[hazy kestrel]

Bearings

[hazy kestrel]

Yay, a new sleep paralysis demon to add to my collection.

:)

[teal token]

Sleeping with your demons?

[simple cliff]

On way to evac, valk already called, am close.
Packmaster: "TIME TO SPAWN AROUND THE CORNER AND TRAP YOU IN A BOX!"

[hazy kestrel]

No, there’s not enough room for them all.

[simple cliff]

Worse part was... I was winning. Until a dog leaped THROUGH the pack master and got me.

[hazy kestrel]

I hate that it can see you through stealth.

[teal token]

Hello comrade Hartz

[simple cliff]

Hullo hullo.

I don't care that he cornered. I was fucking winning.

[hazy kestrel]

Biggest punch in the gut to my fellow shroudfield enjoyers

[simple cliff]

I am a god damn winner!

I CARE THAT A DOG MAGICALLY PHRASED THROUGH HIS BODY TO GET ME!

[teal token]

Beat him?

[simple cliff]

The game knew, IT KNEW that I could not be contained so it had to change the rules!

[hazy kestrel]

That’s a classic move

[simple cliff]

Because a Martry zealot with a crusher cannot be caged!

[hazy kestrel]

Like the trapper net through 10 crushers

[simple cliff]

...Except by gunners/flamers/pox bursters but we don't talk about those.

We hope that our teammates can shoot them.

[elder merlin]

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Paul

[elder merlin]

Awaken, @sleek harness

[simple cliff]

Me? No, fuck you. I brought the flamer; I have commited to having zero range.

[elder merlin]

Waddup

[hazy kestrel]

How are you today

[sleek harness]

It's 2 am

[teal token]

What difficulty ya running Hartz?

[elder merlin]

@tall grove, need any help?

[teal token]

Hello comrade Skaven the Foolish one

[elder merlin]

[hazy kestrel]

The ratman has arrived

Hello

[elder merlin]

Then goto bed

Why you still up?

[simple cliff]

Malice. The only times i ever die is when my drunk ass forgets I am on the doggy map and runs off alone.

Then encounters 8 fucking dogs.

I can take eight crushers.

I can take eight maulers.

But eight dogs?

No, they only have to get lucky once.

[sleek harness]

You are playing as zealot, the class which can become immune to shots by sliding constantly

Just go near them

[teal token]

Wanna run on Malice level on map Zeta?

[sleek harness]

Its 2 am

[elder merlin]

No fire grenades?

[sleek harness]

Jerry

[hazy kestrel]

Go to sleep

Rat man

[sleek harness]

No

[simple cliff]

It's mainly when there is a pox burster/flamer with the gunners. So if I go near them I risk taking damage through toughness.

[simple cliff]

Stun grenades.

[elder merlin]

Then get on darktide

[sleek harness]

It's 2 am

[elder merlin]

You are weak

[sleek harness]

I am not crazy

[simple cliff]

I want to fill their skulls upon the crusher/thammer. No fucking fire, except the flamethrower but I never use it.

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck

[simple cliff]

It's a frog.

[sleek harness]

I prefer to play a game about brewing potions

[elder merlin]

@misty trench, kill him

[simple cliff]

You're a terrible person but some things are worth it.

[sleek harness]

We can only talk about ass, not show them

[simple cliff]

I will eat a fucking ban to counter your pathetic with my froge.

[elder merlin]

Aquila aint actually gonna do it

[simple cliff]

Then he's a bitch.

[sleek harness]

Aquila should crush his balls

[formal mortar]

Been at work all day, was not expecting to see frog ass when I pulled this up

[elder merlin]

Ok, now he might

[sleek harness]

He's working for 0 cents

Give him a break

[simple cliff]

Look, a mod needs to be able to handle a drunk guy jokingly calling him a bitch.

[teal token]

So that makes no cents?

[simple cliff]

I get called a bitch non-jokingly all the time in here.

[teal token]

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[simple cliff]

I don't tolerate no double standards.

[sleek harness]

That's why it's

[formal mortar]

Aquila is a nicer mod

[sleek harness]

0 cent

[sleek harness]

The nicest

[formal mortar]

There is 1 that is strict but almost never chats

[hazy kestrel]

Which one is that

[sleek harness]

I think Gawain is the least nicest

Go ask him for a ban

[simple cliff]

@atomic imp I love you.

[formal mortar]

Gawain

[hazy kestrel]

Gawain

[simple cliff]

@ everyone. I'll fucking do it.

[formal mortar]

Gawain is the most strict I've seen. Doesn't let you post links

[balmy pond]

You can't tho :3

[simple cliff]

He sounds like a fucking [redacted],

[sleek harness]

Harlz why are you like

Trying to rage bait the wardens

[hazy kestrel]

Apparently they’re drunk

[simple cliff]

Am drunk.

[sleek harness]

Apparently

[simple cliff]

This guy fucking gets it.

[formal mortar]

Poor excuse

[sleek harness]

But when I am drunk I don't open discord and saw random shit

I am on the floor sleeping

[hazy kestrel]

You guys get drunk?

Imagine drinking

[sleek harness]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Cringe

[simple cliff]

Also, I legit would rather find out if the mods are reddit quality early on so I don't get too attached to the server.

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t drink

I’m boring

I like my liver to be healthy

[formal mortar]

I drink occasionaly

[hazy kestrel]

:)

[sleek harness]

They aren't sadly

[simple cliff]

I rarely drink.

But today was the day.

[sleek harness]

Makes this server actually a good server

[hazy kestrel]

What is the occasion

[elder merlin]

[simple cliff]

My two friends wanted to have drunk gaming nite.

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[balmy pond]

Hello skaven

[simple cliff]

That's important shit.

[sleek harness]

Who are you

I don't know you

Get away from me

[formal mortar]

So why aren't you gaming?

[simple cliff]

Skaven, you said I need to remind you daily that I exist so...

[elder merlin]

Pineapple soda with a bit of grenadine tastes pretty good

[simple cliff]

Because my job took me to the westy coast and their easty so time zones meant they went to fuckig bed like chumps.

[balmy pond]

): the funny rat men mean

[sleek harness]

Who is that

[elder merlin]

He becomes nicer when you pet him, so do that

[simple cliff]

I dunno what you're talking about.

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[sleek harness]

I saw it

You pinged the being person

[elder merlin]

Right @fiery wave?

[sleek harness]

Loser

[sleek harness]

No

I am just telling terrible truths than good lies

[hazy kestrel]

Are we going to summon @fiery wave?

[sleek harness]

Karien why would you be awake at like

3 am

You have a girlfriend

Go to sleep

[sleek harness]

Personamen

[hazy kestrel]

Funny rat man

[sleek harness]

I would have insulted you with something personal

[teal token]

The city never sleeps at night?

[sleek harness]

But I know nothing about you

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[sleek harness]

Like

I don't even know your gender

[formal mortar]

It's Ork

[hazy kestrel]

I like being enigmatic

Sometimes

[teal token]

Skitarii

[sleek harness]

I am enigmatic

[hazy kestrel]

The mystery is part of my charm

Maybe

I have no charm

I am maidenless

[sleek harness]

But at least I let people know that I am a asexual man

[sleek harness]

Just contract a maid

[hazy kestrel]

You might be onto something here.

[simple cliff]

Can I get a anime one?

[sleek harness]

No

Now go sleep

Demoman drunk

[teal token]

Lol

[simple cliff]

I'll never forgive those alt right fucks for nearly taking pepe away from us.

[hazy kestrel]

And the moon guy

[simple cliff]

GOD DAMN IT! THE FUCKING MOON GUY!

WE NEVER GOT HIM BACK!

FUCK!

[hazy kestrel]

Rip. Mac Tonight

[grand mural]

[jaunty path]

i mean leftys still use pepe plenty

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Missus

Why are you awake still

It’s midnight

[jaunty path]

its not that late yet

also

1am

[hazy kestrel]

My eyes hurt

But I don’t want to sleep

A true predicament

[jaunty path]

why dont you want to sleep

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know

[jaunty path]

i dont want to sleep because I dont wanna leave my pc, and dont want to be alone with my thoughts

[hazy kestrel]

Do you want to talk about it?

[jaunty path]

not really.

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid

Do you want some advice for intrusive thoughts?

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/rohan-jjba-daga-kotowaru-i-refuse-refuse-gif-7385649

[hazy kestrel]

Man

I was excited for another Aquila kill

[jaunty path]

idk my brain is just. emotional about things. It's really out of my hand, I can't control it, its like a child, All I can do is avoid like, things that trigger bad emotions I guess.

[hazy kestrel]

That’s exactly what ocd feels like pal

[jaunty path]

Aquila has declared the cheeked up frog is ok

[hazy kestrel]

You get used to it, somewhat.

[misty trench]

ok hold on now

I didn't say that

but I didn't say it isn't either

[jaunty path]

Noted.

[hazy kestrel]

Apathy is death, Aquila

Pass judgement on the frog

[jaunty path]

Maybe I should play through Ena Dream BBQ

[misty trench]

I judge him to be caked up

[jaunty path]

again

[hazy kestrel]

Let me give you some advice.

You are not your thoughts. You are the observer of your thoughts.

You have to essentially become like a mountain. Indifferent to all things that your ocd throws at you.

Because it’s not you

Don’t identify yourself with the mental diarrhea that it spews pal.

[jaunty path]

my psychiarist said that yeah

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know if that makes sense, but I’m really tired

[jaunty path]

ur ok

and helpful

[hazy kestrel]

If you would like, I can give some other advice, either now or tomorrow.

I recommend looking into mindfulness. And maybe some Stoicism books.

The one that helped me recently was that Untethered Soul book I mentioned a while back.

Stay strong pal. Don’t let the mental bs get to you. 🫂

[jaunty path]

Yeah.

[hard gorge]

Fight your brain

I do it with copious amounts of budweiser and driving

[hazy kestrel]

I do not recommend this, it makes it come back stronger.

[hard gorge]

🤘

[hazy kestrel]

Took me 2 years to figure that out

[jaunty path]

oH yeah

it does

it DOES

[hazy kestrel]

Harm ocd can kiss my ass though

Fucking bullshit

[jaunty path]

Ive just been letting it happen and kind of accepting it

[hard gorge]

In all seriousness I find it helps to talk to people you trust about these things

Sometimes airing it out helps

[hazy kestrel]

Trauma bonding in general chat helps too

[hard gorge]

You genuinely feel lighter

[hazy kestrel]

Anyways, goodnight for real this time.

Time to dream about being prince carried by a giantess or something, idk.

[hard gorge]

Sleep well fren

[hazy kestrel]

Oh, one more thing.

Don’t let your ocd define you or limit you from living.

Take risks in spite of it.

Ignore it

[jaunty path]

oh yea my OCD loves making new rules at random

[hazy kestrel]

Live every day as if it were your last, is what I recommend.

[jaunty path]

constant ultimatums

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, that’s a common thing I’ve noticed

[jaunty path]

lmao

[hazy kestrel]

For me it’s slight variations of the same shit

Sometimes it’s sneaky

Other times it’s very sudden like a train horn

Depends on the day

[delicate vapor]

vhaow

[hazy kestrel]

But I live in spite of it. I’m content at least, if not happy.

[fierce tulip]

Question: Tau son or Slaneesh daughter?

[grand mural]

I may be biased

[thick fog]

Single

[simple cliff]

Is there ever a reason to take trauma over hammerblow? They look the same but hammerblow is better.

Also, does the dialogue change once you get 'redeemed' for Sister Prine? She's suddenly being nice to me.

[atomic imp]

I’m Canadian, that grinds against the very fibre of my being

[thick fog]

What was trauma again lol

Hammerblow is great but it depends on the melee

[atomic imp]

Someone had to

[simple cliff]

20% more impact for chaining hits.

[thick fog]

Eh

Hammerblow gives more stacks

And you don't lose after failing hit

For what class and melee we talking

[simple cliff]

zealot

The only thing I can thick of is that maybe trauma+hammerblow for maximum stunlock.

[thick fog]

Crusher melee?

[thick fog]

If it is crusher, skull crusher is a must have blessing, so swap trauma with SC

[blazing ibex]

Skullcrusher D Claw

My beloved.

[thick fog]

[thick fog]

Does it apply in parry stagger?

[blazing ibex]

If the parry staggers, ya

I run it a lot on scum

[thick fog]

I never thought of that before

[blazing ibex]

Yeah SC + HB on D claw is really underrated

[simple cliff]

I am using skull crusher and hammerblow. I have no clue why anyone would use trauma instead.

[blazing ibex]

You don't have a clue because there truly isn't a reason to.

Trauma is straight up worse.

[thick fog]

The uptime for trauma would be much worse

Meanwhile hammerblow is pretty nearly on all the time

How much is each stack again? Like 10%?

[blazing ibex]

25%

[thick fog]

Trauma will also only apply on the second hit for chain

[thick fog]

Easy 100% impact stacks

You are just bullying all enemies

[thick coyote]

Trauma

Has a hidden benefit

Where enemies get stunned for longer

Around 60% longer iirc

They'll literally get up

Stand still

Then move

[simple cliff]

I don't want to stun them I want to stagger them and cause their existence to cease.

But that is good to know, thank you.

[thick coyote]

#veteran-class message

[simple cliff]

Autogun mastered. Guess I'll do bolter next.

[thick fog]

Now show on armor hordes

[simple cliff]

My goal is to master all the 'multiclass' weapons.

[thick fog]

[jaunty path]

Canadians do not have an after life

[thick coyote]

Would be the same thing

[simple cliff]

Any suggestions?

[jaunty path]

they do not have souls

[thick fog]

Just play at your own pace

Try to have fun and understand every weapon

[simple cliff]

That's not what I asked. I asked for advice. Get the fuck outta here with that wholesome shit.

[somber stream]

[thick fog]

Blud no need to be aggressive lol

[jaunty path]

You're doing a great job :)

[simple cliff]

No, next time you fucking call me asshole and tell me I suck like you're supposed to.

Discord just isn't the same...

[jaunty path]

please get off xbox

[thick fog]

[somber stream]

We're so proud of you

[thick fog]

I am telling mom, you been playing too much violent games

[simple cliff]

I don't own a xbox, but now if I ever do. I'm never getting out. Out of spite.

[grand mural]

You're perfect

[patent grove]

Sup rejects

[river ingot]

original RE on steam now

[jaunty path]

@simple cliff You should LIVE now

[thick coyote]

[simple cliff]

[jaunty path]

I like animals so much

Donkeys are literally just mini horses

;;

[patent grove]

RE1 og was nice but that first remake on game cube was so good

[somber stream]

RE1 remake next year, i heard

They've already finished making it, in polishing stage

[mystic fossil]

will the game be 7 minutes long?

thats all the time i can spare

[somber stream]

Heh

[thick coyote]

Playing resident evil

But only 7 minutes per day

[somber stream]

Complete Video Game Saturation

[delicate vapor]

vhaoww

[teal token]

E

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[somber stream]

Look what i found on the net
#zealot-class message

[thick coyote]

Average Outlast Trials moment

[astral basin]

Fuck you found me

[somber stream]

McChrist, now a confirmed Darktide player

[grand mural]

No-one plays darktide

are you kidding

[river ingot]

brother

[mystic fossil]

guys why cant my char have a slam fire shotgun 😢

also is there a mod to turn semi auto guns into full?

[inland crater]

Macros i guess

[elder merlin]

[ivory summit]

For pc my friend got one where you just hold down left click and it auto fires

[thick fog]

Full Auto

[river ingot]

full auto autism

[grand mural]

Sort of, yes

it wont turn them full auto for real, but the mod allows it for you to hold down the mouse and continually fire semi auto so your finger doesnt get sore

[wintry steeple]

extremely nice for stuff like laspistol

hold that thing at an unlikely angle so the lasers shoot harder...

[grand mural]

as an infantry lasgun main, THANK GOD

[twin flower]

Idk why holding down the LMB doesnt just make it continuously fire

[mystic fossil]

W

[twin flower]

Infantry Las that is

[somber stream]

Should be a toggle tbh

[inland crater]

How to not get shit teammates on havoc

[mystic fossil]

because heavy attacks? are you dumb?

[twin flower]

Its a gun ? dumbass

[mystic fossil]

yeah but heavy attacks with the gun??

??

[grand mural]

squad up with people here

[twin flower]

What do you mean heavy attacks with a gun?

[mystic fossil]

this guy has legit not played the game bro

[twin flower]

You do that for melee's

[grand mural]

what

[solid isle]

why am i jumping and dodging at the same time? i haven't played in a few months, and between 2k hours in vermintide and 1k hours here, never had this happen. did something change?

[twin flower]

real

[grand mural]

check your movement settings

[halcyon pebble]

split your keybind, probably got reset

[grand mural]

theres something in there that changes dodges

[solid isle]

i ticked everything that was on/off capable in input

[inland crater]

Change controls to vermintide classic, that happened to me too after returning to darktide after 300+ hours on vt

[grave depot]

I just changed jump to Alt and kept dodge on space so I don’t randomly jump instead of dodging

[somber stream]

Rebind your jump/dodge button, personally i use alt for jumping

[twin flower]

Whats on your space then

[grave depot]

Dodge

[somber stream]

Dodge?

[solid isle]

i've always used space bar for dodge and jump, and i've truly never had any real pressing issues with it, i know, it's heresy

[somber stream]

Ever jump in front of a crusher overhead before? I did, too many times lol

[wintry steeple]

i hear the solo mod is pretty fun

[grand mural]

dont remind me

[inland crater]

Im on xbox cant have mods unfortunately

[wintry steeple]

sorry to hear

[inland crater]

And idk i feel like darktide without a team is like dark without the tide

[halcyon pebble]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum find teammate, its crossplay

[inland crater]

Ykwim

[mystic fossil]

true solo havoc 40 speedrunnners

[inland crater]

Best unemployed moments

[grand mural]

Yeah just put a LFG post in this server

[wintry steeple]

well, i was mostly being sardonic

[grand mural]

plenty of good people

[wintry steeple]

'how do i not get bad teammates?' 'play alone'

[simple cliff]

Found out that 4 arbitors can solo the expeditions real easy because all you have to worry about are trappers.
Beast of nurgle shows up.
Me: "I can take it."
Beast of nurgle proceeds to eat me while my dog desperately claws at and I am panicly wait for the reverse-Hassan to come off cooldown.
I lived and kicked it's ass.

[grand mural]

especially me, I'm perfect

[mystic fossil]

yo hold this sword for me rq

[twin flower]

you gonna heavy attack with a gun?

[grand mural]

Oh sounds like a great idea

[twin flower]

[grand mural]

Let me go show my best buddy Ferrus

[mystic fossil]

yes bro lock in??

[inland crater]

U mean auto fire?

[twin flower]

his words not mine lmao

[mystic fossil]

no no no heavy attack

[inland crater]

Heavy bullet

Makes sense

[solid isle]

so has anyone heard of this happening? every time i try searching for the issue, it's just the same "i jumped when i meant to dodge!" shit... but this is literally dodging and jumping at the same time, like, i didn't even know it was possible. i'm in the air, a dodge charge gets consumed, enemies get knocked back if i'm ogryn, it's fucking weird.

[mystic fossil]

exactllyyyy

[somber stream]

Bro unlocked air-dodge and is complaining

Have you any idea what kind of power you are possessing

[mystic fossil]

b hopping like its csgo to fuck up heretics is some hive scum shit

but if its an ogryn sized entity holy fuck

[somber stream]

Yeah what big chungus said

[delicate vapor]

VHAFUCKKKK

[mystic fossil]

just imagine a ogryn b hopping with the inquisitor club to bonk you

[somber stream]

Unlimited power son

[solid isle]

i can see how this could be useful but it's also uncanny, it feels extremely odd to do this maneuver and a mutie passes right through you basically

[simple cliff]

The enemies have already seen a lot.

There is a reason no chaos space marines are here. They want no part of this shit.

[grand mural]

nurgles smelliest boys are too busy with Gorillaman

[somber stream]

You're basically playing Titanfall as you play Darktide

[grave depot]

What do people think the next class could be? 🤔

Except skitarii because I’ve already cried over that not coming

[tired steeple]

Enjoying the fact we’re having a whole plot with no space marines

Does mechanicus also lack them

The next class probably is skitarii

[tired steeple]

The game I mean

[grand mural]

I hope its not admech so the toasterfuckers get mad again

[mystic fossil]

squatssss

[sleek harness]

The next class is named Cryptid in the files

[mystic fossil]

SAME LMAO

[sleek harness]

Just in the files

It's probably going to be named something else

[mystic fossil]

the files are too redacted

thats why grendyl hiding

[somber stream]

SadMech

[tired steeple]

BIGFOOT IN DARKTIDE

WOOOO

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG

[sleek harness]

I think I would prefer mothman

[grand mural]

nothing else would make my day more then the Admech taking Ls

[somber stream]

Cryptic, rat

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[mystic fossil]

next class could be scions?? ik vet covers most of what they do BUT IMAGINE A JETPACKKK

[sleek harness]

Mothman is a cryptid

[trail bramble]

Yeah hivescum was "broker"

So they're just picking codenames in alphabetical order

[grand mural]

Vet mains malding that theyll never come close to real scions would be funny. Coming from a vet main, I think id swap mains

[mystic fossil]

but theres also a broker personality so cryptic i think will be a personality

its just what could it be for?

[tired steeple]

What if it’s the frogman

[sleek harness]

24 DLC classes confirmed

[trail bramble]

Anyway, so happy that they've CONFIRMED genestealers and deathcult assassins for next week

[tired steeple]

They have?

[sleek harness]

What are you talking about

[tired steeple]

Genestealers yeah okay they’ve been confirmed for months

But assassins?

[sleek harness]

Did he fall for the bait

[grand mural]

looks at the date

yeah

[trail bramble]

yeah I'm baiting lmao

[mystic fossil]

the officio assassinorum are space marine fucking levels of power no way we EVER get them

[tired steeple]

Evidence: in the ttrpg supplement for darktide there’s genestealers

[tired steeple]

Different assassins

[grand mural]

death cult not THOSE guys

[tired steeple]

Death cult are gimp women with two swords usually

They’re really good though

[trail bramble]

Deathcult assassins, like kibellah from rogue trader

[grand mural]

sometimes femboys

[tired steeple]

Kibella from rogue trader is broken

Sometimes femboys

[simple cliff]

"GUYS, CALL THE VALK! CALL THE FUCKING VALK!"
Huh?
Three health bars appear.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

[trail bramble]

yeah just BDSM fetishists who kill for dah emprah

[simple cliff]

You know that scene with jack sparrow being chased? Imagine that but a beast of nurgle, packmaster, and a captain. 😄

[mystic fossil]

why do beasts of nurgle love voring me??

[somber stream]

40k has femboy assassins?

[grand mural]

Yes

[mystic fossil]

ruststalkers

[somber stream]

I need images, for research

[trail bramble]

cause you can't dodge

[shut cove]

its most likely to be skitarii

[twin flower]

Theyre not even feminine looking wym

[somber stream]

Clankers

[grand mural]

Hope it isnt

i dont want admech

keep those weirdos on mars

[trail bramble]

people have been begging for techpriest since minute one of the beta hahaha

I'm one of them

[mystic fossil]

ik ik but stilll....

[woven sigil]

Even if it is admech, it wont be a tech priest

Because they're on a whole other level of power compared to anything we see in game

[grand mural]

I'm going to shoot your servo skull

[somber stream]

Oh right there was a death cult skin in the store some months back, the chest area for female got nerfed heavily

[mystic fossil]

i like to think that the fatshark devs get a good chuckle everytime they get ready to announce a new class thats NOT skiitari

[trail bramble]

techpriest is a fairly broad classification

It goes from "one mechadenrite and the canticles of repair for one thing" to fully borged out hahaha

[shut cove]

someone did an oopsies and leaked some text in the files a while ago

[woven sigil]

I can see like a tech adept, but not a priest personally

[twin flower]

Some guy mentioned those Rustalkers in theory crafting awhile back

[shut cove]

or it was a dataminer idk

[twin flower]

Since theyre already used up skitarii soldiers that was brought back through surgery

[trail bramble]

yeah that level of power
still

[inland crater]

Titanfall mentioned???

[grand mural]

I hope its bait

no admech

[mystic fossil]

no wayyyyy

[somber stream]

Transonic weapon leaked in the datamine

It's inevitable

[grand mural]

back to mars with you red robed weridos

[shut cove]

ya

and then fatshark removed it from the files right after that happened in one of the recent patch notes

[somber stream]

lol

[twin flower]

And according to some sources, transonic weaps is popularly used by those Sicarian guys

[shut cove]

apparently

[patent grove]

A darktide reject is already capable of soloing a beast of nurgle. Accurate power scaling isn't a think in Darktide

[woven sigil]

Ruststalker would again probably be hideously OP lol

[grand mural]

a NEWBORN beast of nurgle, with help

not even a mature one

[twin flower]

I mean they'd prolly get scaled down lmao

[somber stream]

Admech might be the Sniper class people were asking for

[grand mural]

dont get it twisted

[woven sigil]

I mean, yes, its not accurate, but its focused a bit more around the human experience in 40K as opposed to the big-dick factions and characters

[trail bramble]

newborne demons are perfectly capable of eating whole astartes squads whole

[inland crater]

Arent rejects like extremely powerful lore wise?

[trail bramble]

No

[shut cove]

yes

i mean if you look at the shit they do ingame

[twin flower]

I mean we're technically losing lorewise as well lmao

[rain idol]

Howdy ladies and gents I miss anything?

[grand mural]

if thats the case, then if gameplay was accurate to lore, you'd die by going NEAR one

[twin flower]

Gameplay isnt equal to the lore in this imo

[woven sigil]

We're literally disposable. We're strong for gameplay reasons

[trail bramble]

We're talking removed from the gameplay

[somber stream]

Rejects die a lot lore-wise, it's why we're recruiting the scums

[inland crater]

No but like

[shut cove]

yup

[somber stream]

We're kinda losing lol

[twin flower]

i thought we already were losing

[inland crater]

We kill burgles isnt that like crazy for normal rejects

[woven sigil]

Not Scum, Scum stays winning

[mystic fossil]

we are stronger then scions canonically apparently cuv someof us can solo monstrosities

[grand mural]

gameplay wont be lore accurate otherwise youd die instantly near a Beast

[twin flower]

Arbite Reinforcements, Hive Ganger conscriptions etc

[grand mural]

too much pox

youd just turn infected

[inland crater]

Too much fart aura

[grand mural]

yeah

literally

[somber stream]

Moebian 21st lost 50% of its force and is combat ineffective, Moebian 53rd suffering heavy casualties

[trail bramble]

yeah you should just turn to goo even stepping near a burgle

[inland crater]

When will we get a slaanesh game bruh

[twin flower]

Prolly never lmao

[somber stream]

Meanwhile the heretic only has like half a traitor regiment, how the fuck did they managed to do so much damage

[mystic fossil]

yes but the avg life span of a guardsman is like mins and we have vets from cadia

[grand mural]

These things are hard for SPACE MARINES. And we are just random conscripts with handmedowns. So realistically, if this was lore accurate then wed just DIE

[trail bramble]

Guerilla warfare favours the more mobile force

[mystic fossil]

soooo our guys have seen some shit

[inland crater]

Yeah bcuz we ALL want a 17th nurgle game

[grand mural]

That quote is not accurate anymore, as it was from like 5 editions ago

[somber stream]

They take and hold grounds

[mystic fossil]

but were named??

[twin flower]

it is what it is

[somber stream]

Oh wait there's the admonission and the million pox walkers as well nvm

[mystic fossil]

8 billion in hive city btw

[twin flower]

Isnt our killcount higher than that, when Fatsharh had that 10 year anniversary thing

[blazing ibex]

A lot of the 21st are also groaners so

[inland crater]

Dude i still cant believe those stats

Cuz of the vermintide 2 ones

[somber stream]

Who knew drugs were bad huh?

[twin flower]

Pretty wild lmao

[inland crater]

No way grail knight has more damage than battle wizard

[grand mural]

he does

Grail Knight is peak

[twin flower]

I only know that in DT, most lethal class was Vet

[inland crater]

I mean yeah but i rly thought he wouldnt

[mystic fossil]

grail knight is the goat?

[inland crater]

Yeah but have u seen the crazy dmg bw does

[grand mural]

GET IN THERE, MAKE THEM SCREAM

[inland crater]

Ig its cuz more ppl use gk

[grand mural]

nah GK just does INSANE damage with Ult and power talents

he out DPS's a BW any day

[rain idol]

“Say cutthroat where did you get that plasma gun? Bloody thing looks like it hardly works”

“Yeah Got it from me mum”

“Really??”

“NO YOU KARKING IDIOT”

[inland crater]

But my goat sienna😔😔💔💔

Lingerstorm is also just disgusting

[grand mural]

It's okay, i'll protect you for the honour of ze lady

[inland crater]

And bw is the best career for weaves solely because of lingering flames

But who plays weaves anyways

[inland crater]

I swear markus gotta have some sorta autism no hate

I love him but he gotta be on some spectrum

[cobalt lichen]

[grand mural]

Its either autism or pure PTSD

no inbetween

[inland crater]

A lot of both perchance

[cobalt lichen]

I have both

[grand mural]

I can give you more

[mystic fossil]

speaking of vt 2 can we get an ult like the outcast enginner?

[marsh iris]

500 ragers

[mystic fossil]

vs an assault cannon?? fuck yeah

[brave slate]

How can you give someone autism? Introduce them to factorio?

[mystic fossil]

tylenol

[patent grove]

Autism is stored in the balls

[mystic fossil]

so woman cant have autism?

[brave slate]

That's jism not the 'tism

[mystic fossil]

wait if i lose my balls do i become normal??

[grand mural]

no, introduce you to warhammer fantasy

[delicate vapor]

Having to do all the chores my sister was meant to do

[glacial bone]

[delicate vapor]

My sister becomes extremely lazy the moment her boyfriend arrives here

[wooden kayak]

Anyone notice how bad the servers are right now?

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

Haven’t noticed anything yet

[grand mural]

yeah they were fine for me

[teal token]

Kulululu

[delicate vapor]

[hidden trout]

tylenol

[river ingot]

bored 🙄

[spice drift]

are the servers unstable?

[elder merlin]

Yes

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

Did the emperor have any kids

Or did he just give men his seed

Also I just clutched the fuck out of a expedition

[twin flower]

In old lore he actually had like biological children

[gloomy tartan]

Got a headache

[twin flower]

a lot of them iirc

[gloomy tartan]

Nice nice

[twin flower]

known as Senseis

weird name but eh

[gloomy tartan]

No elf bitches tho right

He was pure ?

[twin flower]

Uhh, Idk but knowing him, prolly

[marsh iris]

had he met an elf before he got throned?

[gloomy tartan]

He had to be pure

No xeno bitches for him

[twin flower]

I only the de facto mother of the primarchs, idk about other partners

[gloomy tartan]

Big e wouldnt be anti xeno and have xeno bitches

That’s just heresy

[gloomy tartan]

Wait did he never meet elf’s ?

wtf did he do when he was alive ? Fight the orks? Robots?

Besides conquering all of mankind I mean

[twin flower]

Living in secret or some shit

discovering newer tech yada yada

[river ingot]

do you think inquistors function on qualified immunity?

[gloomy tartan]

I think they collect stuff

Probably into mecha

[river ingot]

oh sorry

[somber stream]

Big E and Eldrad Ulthuan was friends

[river ingot]

priviledged immunity

[gloomy tartan]

I mean they get to wear tough fits

[grand mural]

the sensei

[visual vortex]

My little japanese baby doll messaged me at 4 am about a home appliance girlfriend

[grand mural]

yeah

[gloomy tartan]

They got that shit on fr

[grand mural]

they arent really canon anymore

[somber stream]

And the Golden Throne was made thanks to Aeldar knowledge, and repaired with Drukhari's tech

[grand mural]

big W for the eldar

[gloomy tartan]

So we claimed ther shit ?

Manifest destiny ?

[grand mural]

no, we got help

[gloomy tartan]

Manifest destiny…

[marsh iris]

drukhari because they have great furniture knowledge amirite

[mystic fossil]

the only W the eldar have

[somber stream]

We basically asked for them to help us with a hefty price lol

[gloomy tartan]

What

[visual vortex]

The most tragic thing that GW removed were the space marines being cops and having built in police shades

[somber stream]

Haemonculi were brought to Holy terra in secret, guard by bananas to fix the throne

[gloomy tartan]

Guys do you think Tarzan would of saved harambe

[somber stream]

In exchange for Advanced tech and human soul sacrifice

Rumoured to be in the billions

[grand mural]

100%

[gloomy tartan]

If he ended up living in society I nean

Instead of staying on the island

[delicate vapor]

[grand mural]

"rumoured"

[gloomy tartan]

Like he would rip his shirt off and have flashbacks

[grand mural]

lets be honest

[visual vortex]

Rannick after having the worst fucking day in his entire life and having the entire ship crew plot against him (he atleast got to say that Zola has a waspish tone and ragebait her)

[grand mural]

its not a rumour anymore

[marsh iris]

is that why the throne need to be fed? 🤔

[somber stream]

Yesn't

The soul was for the Drukhari

[marsh iris]

it probably helps to power comorragh

[somber stream]

The ones we're doing currently is for the Emperor

[gloomy tartan]

The soul suckers

Deadliest of the lips

[twin flower]

I thought it was only being fed psykers post heresy after they put his half dead ass on it

[marsh iris]

sureeee drukhari wouldnt just install soul feeding mechanism and claim ita only for the emperor

[visual vortex]

Honestly

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

Why does it have to be human psykers

[somber stream]

Lol nah, the soul engine thingy was a Aeldar knowledge, given to the Emperor

[visual vortex]

I think they should've put the emperor on a lazy boy

[gloomy tartan]

?

Why can’t it be like

Aliens

Why can’t we feed him our enemies

Why does it have to be us

?

[somber stream]

So Big E have zero issue working with Aeldar, should he still be around

[visual vortex]

Do you want xenos on Terra?

[gloomy tartan]

No…

[visual vortex]

Me neither

[twin flower]

arent there already caged up xeno's in Tera

[gloomy tartan]

Why can’t we make his chair fly?

Dead ass

[marsh iris]

[grand mural]

yes.

[gloomy tartan]

Why can’t we make him fucking fly

[grand mural]

They deserve it

[visual vortex]

They did that in Blasphemous

[grand mural]

current terra is a stain on what it once was

[gloomy tartan]

Like what if he flew up into the atmosphere

And then we fed him stuff in space

[marsh iris]

imagine the ships in the warp go berserk because emperor cant sit still

[visual vortex]

But it's a skeleton being paraded by giant hands

[gloomy tartan]

Then he flew back down to terra

Okay but like if he was able to fly and shoot bolter and lasguns

[twin flower]

Big e's butt must be hella sore by now

[gloomy tartan]

That wouel be peak

[marsh iris]

sore pelvic bone

[visual vortex]

More reasons as to why he shouldve been put on the lazy boy chair

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine him flying around and his chairs shooting lasers and shit

[somber stream]

If he goes kaputt, the entire Imperium will collaps within a single day

[marsh iris]

put his chair on a squiggoth

[gloomy tartan]

Why don’t we just turn him into a mech

[somber stream]

Maybe save for Maccrage

[gloomy tartan]

How big is he

[twin flower]

Imperium Secundos for the win

[gloomy tartan]

Is he like the size of a mountain ?

[somber stream]

Yes inquisitor, this one right here

[gloomy tartan]

Or like a normal dude

Or like a space marine skeleton?

[marsh iris]

i think he is like 5 meters

[gloomy tartan]

What’s that

In America

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

about 20 corgies

[gloomy tartan]

Like 5’11?

Is he taller than shaq?

[twin flower]

5 white dudes

[somber stream]

Emp is around 4 metres tall

[gloomy tartan]

So like…as tall as a horse?

A elephant?

[marsh iris]

3 moose

[twin flower]

50 cheeseburgers

[gloomy tartan]

Is he as big as the tanks in gsme?

That we see laying about ?

[marsh iris]

maybe as tall as a sentinel

[gloomy tartan]

I just need something for scale

wtf is a sentinel

[somber stream]

Tourist

[marsh iris]

a guard walker

[gloomy tartan]

Like from X-men?

We have walkers?

[twin flower]

those bi pedal mechas

[marsh iris]

yeah??!

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[gloomy tartan]

Like an at st?

[somber stream]

Height comparison

[gloomy tartan]

You mean chicken walkers ?

Oh tits

Those rule

Wait he’s that tall

[marsh iris]

you havent seen imperial guard walkers?

[gloomy tartan]

How did he fucking shit

No

[twin flower]

i thought those were gone in 40k ngl lmao

[twin flower]

on the golden toilet

[marsh iris]

dont tell me gw removed them from the codex

[somber stream]

No they're still in service lol

[marsh iris]

😌

[twin flower]

i mean not like that, just like more rare

[gloomy tartan]

Wait

Your telling me dead ass

We reach the emperor of mankind’s dih

That’s the height difference

Our head barely reaches his sclong

He’s fucking tall bruh

Holy hell

[marsh iris]

he can teabag us without crouching

[gloomy tartan]

That is scale

[somber stream]

He's a God-Emperor for a reason lol

[gloomy tartan]

He would give you a forhead imprint

Just by walking over you

[twin flower]

a wuh?

[marsh iris]

he will punish you by carrying his balls on your head

[gloomy tartan]

Like in basketball

[twin flower]

"punish"

[gloomy tartan]

When you dunk on someone

Like he would do that just normally walking over you

That size chart bruh lol

With the helpful lines

His thigh is bigger than a human torso

Was he allways that huge or did he grow into it?

[delicate vapor]

So hungry

[somber stream]

Emp can shapeshift

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

So technically we can have an Empress

But his orientation is male

[feral vessel]

Goomorning..

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

🫣

[cosmic burrow]

Pal

I will do you one better

[river ingot]

well never get working halos in this game

[restive walrus]

Working halos?

[river ingot]

the regen crowns that are usually dark age artifacts?

[restive walrus]

I’m a very large warhammer noob, let me look that up sorry

[grand mural]

An...iron halo?

[river ingot]

^

thats it i think

[grand mural]

No fucking shot theyll give that to random convicts lol

[twin flower]

Like the ones space marines have?

[river ingot]

🤣

[grand mural]

for context not even Titus has one

[restive walrus]

Can I get the downlow on what that is

Google failed me

[grand mural]

Its basically a field of energy that surrounds someone (usually a space marine) that protects them from ALOT of things

[twin flower]

A relic that basically has shielding powers more or less

[restive walrus]

Oh that’s cool

Not sure why the imperium threw away so much of its tech! It’d be so useful right now

[delicate vapor]

player tip: unistall epic games

[twin flower]

More like lost it

[grand mural]

Its a horrible military state driven by hatred and religious zeal, cant be too surprised

[twin flower]

Had a civil war so bad they hardly recovered 10k years later

[restive walrus]

That’s silly, genuinely should have just kept it safe smh

If I was there it would have been different

[delicate vapor]

just dont turn evil

[amber delta]

remember to create an epic games store account using all of your throwaway emails, and use them to claim as many free games from ESG as possible just to hurt them financially

[river ingot]

Eddie Gluskin

[vapid verge]

I got so many free games from them. Still nowhere near my steam backlog though (sales are too good).

[wheat scroll]

DARLING

[proud geode]

uhhh I just had 5 players in expaditions?

me, 3 bots and someone joined in and still had 3 bots

[wheat scroll]

bot bug probabaly

[frail fable]

Hacker detected

You are now banned

[wheat scroll]

Its alsso common to have an extra bot flying with you to the mission

[surreal onyx]

Gun shopping was a success. 🤘🏻😎

[proud geode]

ahh, so it can happen, got it

[vapid verge]

So the bot bug still around?

[nocturne bloom]

Not really how generated keys work but eh

[grand mural]

yes

always will be

[surreal onyx]

What is the final reward for the expedition event? Anyone have a pic?

[wheat scroll]

The extra bot present while flying was gone for some time, but it seems to have come back with expeditions

[wheat scroll]

What do you mean by final reward?

[surreal onyx]

Looks like there’s supposed to be a frame or medal of some sort for the final tier of the event.

[wheat scroll]

Oh that. Yea , its some frame I think.

[surreal onyx]

Right. So, yeah. I was asking if anyone had an image of what it looked like.

[wheat scroll]

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fevent-frame-is-identical-to-the-penance-frame-v0-qt1heqsvvspg1.png%3Fwidth%3D1529%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da3a8bb4a6b968d4b537f426c3e51b703deb658d3

think its this

[surreal onyx]

Thank you.

[wheat scroll]

Not in game at the moment , so cant check

only description probably changed

[surreal onyx]

Seems… unremarkable. Now I don’t feel so bad about not having it or missing it. I’ve had lousy luck with expeditions as of late.

Super bad teammates.

[simple cliff]

And we just lost an auric run because the game spawned a mauler of thin air.

Was running to the valk with the crystal, everything was going great. Game pulls the typic bullshit of spamming nonstop at the end (really annoying) everyone but me dies. I grab the thing use my grenade and ability, turn around, valk is RIGHT BEHIND me. So is a mauler.

That might be the most livid I've gotten at Darktide in a while.

Yeah, the landing pad with NO entrances or exits aside the one when he came from... the mauler you know he just climbed up or something.

[feral vessel]

Good morning chat, I need my hugs and headpats for the evening before I go off to mutilate heretics.

[grand mural]

Did you anger the AI director?

[delicate vapor]

vasgh