general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Ribbon eels start out as blue males and they age into yellow females.

They all go through this change

They all start as make and age into females

[limpid vigil]

didn't know but considering we never even once saw how eel babies are made or what they look like im inclined to believe it

[gloomy tartan]

They have really neat looking noses and are thin thus the name ribbon eels

The blue and yellow is BRIGHT Z

It’s FUCKING VIBRANT

they look like little sea serpents honestly

The nose is odd but unique

Very different from a Moray eel

I like the team up because Goliath grouper fish and moray eel is basically badger and fox team up

It’s a similar team up where one gets prey in the tight spaces and the other gets the prey out in the open

[gloomy tartan]

There’s so much I can’t even go into it but from what we do know they start out not even looking like eels for several stages before they look like tiny see through eels. Like the form where we recognize them as an eel is not how they even hatch. That step we recognized as baby eel was like step 5 out of 20 of becoming a eel

And I think that was one specific type of eel. So other eels could be equally crazy

[neon agate]

Wtf why was someone doing that?

[tawdry edge]

Serbian activity

[misty trench]

what on earth

[midnight magnet]

What?

[tawdry edge]

50/50 ragebait or actual admission of animal cruelty

[dull geode]

Put it in the logs 💀

[misty trench]

yea I see

[green vector]

The fuck is going on in this chat rn

[misty trench]

and I really wish I didn't see

[tawdry edge]

guy who got banned was talking about how he used to kill cats when he was younger

[green vector]

[dull geode]

Its basically always like this lol

idk why anyone here is shocked

[midnight magnet]

Man, we talked about work in night shifts and I said I'm from Serbia, what does that have to do with anything now?

[green vector]

Love to take that guys chin clean off like

[tawdry edge]

A joke how Serbians have "dark humor"

[limpid vigil]

yknow what would be ironic?

[green vector]

Wat

[limpid vigil]

Them getting their face scratched

[thick coyote]

He got banned?
Rip he was just pulling his heart out

[mystic fossil]

what is happen?

[thick coyote]

It wasn't a good heart at all

But still

[limpid vigil]

Guy admited to animal abuse

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck fuck that guy

I’m glad I missed that shit

I was wondering wtf y’all were freaking out about

[midnight magnet]

Also, he is not from Serbia, I am. So please don't talk nonsense.

[green vector]

Gen chat be wilin out b

[misty trench]

idk what would possess someone to joke (assuming this to be the case) about burning cats alive like c'mon 2010 edge is down the hall and to the right

[mystic fossil]

fuh nah

[limpid vigil]

I feel dirty cuz i started talking abt some local traditions and they highjacked it and said that

[gloomy tartan]

Aquila what’s your favorite shark?

[mystic fossil]

we got slaaneshi afflicted traitors amongst us

[midnight magnet]

And now people are taking it out of context to make whatever stories they would like.

[mystic fossil]

i like the fat sharks

[gloomy tartan]

People can turn anything that we identify with and represent us into horribleness in their mind by misrepresenting it that’s them being horrible your culture and you are not tied to evil ignorant people

[tawdry edge]

Pretty sure he did say he was from serbia?

[green vector]

[limpid vigil]

I hope not

[midnight magnet]

He is not, he said he knows girl from around here.

[misty trench]

wobbegong

[gloomy tartan]

YOOOOO ELITE SHARK BALL KNOWLEDGE

[limpid vigil]

like all i said was - hey we have this thing where we make a huge doll to burn and toss down the river in spring to symbolize it arriving

[tawdry edge]

Ah

[gloomy tartan]

Wobbegongs fucking rule

[limpid vigil]

I like goblin sharks

I think they are cool

[gloomy tartan]

They have cool fuckint jaws

The way they extend out

And the SNOOOOT

[misty trench]

honestly all sharks are just really fuckin' cool

[limpid vigil]

Also lemon sharks cuz wdym they are full of pee

[gloomy tartan]

I love hammer head sharks

[limpid vigil]

And they get jealous of divers too

like hello lil lemon why ya jelly

[gloomy tartan]

Hammer head sharks are so fucking silly looking yet scary looking

[graceful hamlet]

The real way lemonade is made

[mystic fossil]

i like orcas, are they sharks or whales??

[green vector]

What about chocolate

[gloomy tartan]

And they can get stupid big sometimes I used to think hammer heads only got as big as a black tip shark but NAW some can get BIGGG

[green vector]

Is that the poop shark

[limpid vigil]

I don't remember where but once i saw a vid of a researcher desperatly pleading not to call em pee sharks

[gloomy tartan]

big hammer head sharks are scary lmao they get CHONKY

[limpid vigil]

And yeah i kinda agree but also its funny

[graceful hamlet]

Gotta find a chocolate shark to milk

[gloomy tartan]

Nurse sharks are so chill

[limpid vigil]

but fr tho jaws made irreparable damage to the shark

[graceful hamlet]

Peepee mcpeeface would be a fantastic name for a shark wdym

[limpid vigil]

Like if not for it they would just chill in peace

[mystic fossil]

well if ANYTHING with a mouth of fuckin shark teeth approached my im scared shitless

[limpid vigil]

That was my first thought

[mystic fossil]

like 4 rows or teeth that grow back??

or 7?

[gloomy tartan]

Sharks are like katanas

[mystic fossil]

idk how many rows its just a fucking lot

[gloomy tartan]

Like their skin is even sharp

So if you brush against them the wrong way

CUT

mf hydro dynamic af

[limpid vigil]

Yeah sure , but if not for jaws ppl would not want to hunt em for sport or eat em. I can be scared of a whale or jellyfish - doesn't mean i want it to suffer cruelty and be the centre of a smear campaign against an animal that in reality is less deadly than vending machines and coconuts

[gloomy tartan]

Wanna see a cute ass little fish ?

Look up smelts

They are dead ass named “smelt”

[mystic fossil]

whats funny to think about is the fact that sharks are like carnivores that are massive yet somehow ppl probably die more to tiny poisonus fish

[gloomy tartan]

Mosquitos kill more ppl than other animals

Fucking bastards

[copper olive]

It's easier to avoid what you can see

[green vector]

We need a cat pics channel

Mods pls

[copper olive]

Also poison creatures don't need to make an active attempt on your life

[limpid vigil]

not propably - they do

[green vector]

Oh shit there is one wtf

[limpid vigil]

Lionfish , stonefish , jellyfish

add em all up and it's like over 10x how much harm sharks cause

at least

[mystic fossil]

but how many lives has fatshark taken

[limpid vigil]

Other than all the lasagne they ate? None

[copper olive]

129,906

[limpid vigil]

heretics do not count

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

Why is having a big aquarium such a cliche

[mystic fossil]

and girls

[gloomy tartan]

Like if your a rich guy

You get a giant aquarium

[limpid vigil]

Yknow - i think it would be cool if we got an event that gave us a choice on what to get from multiple rewards

[gloomy tartan]

And some expensive car

[tired sail]

Reminds me, doesn’t Tyberos own a massive fucking shark?

[limpid vigil]

cuz aquariums are awesome just like cool cars and big tv's

[gloomy tartan]

True

I would enjoyn having coelacanth

They look like dinosaur fish

ya know

Just vibe

[mystic fossil]

a fat, shark

[limpid vigil]

Like a version of a outift or something - one in black other in white. Or a diffrent portrait depending on what you choose

[gloomy tartan]

I know they are old lol

[tired sail]

One that likes to slam it’s face against glass apparently

[limpid vigil]

Yknow what would be a cool event? Increased specials but the enemies can friendlyfire. And by that i mean all of em , gunners , snipers , bombers and such

or more barrels in missions

definetly less annoying than more bursters

[mystic fossil]

yknow what would be cool? only monstrosities

[tired sail]

I voted for new classes on the survey thing

[limpid vigil]

need to do that too

with guns

and class cosmetics

[tired sail]

Yep

[copper olive]

I didn't vote new classes because I'd rather have them focus on improving what we have

[south valve]

Give me a mission with extra monstrosities!
Extra monstrosities.
And hold the hoards!
Hold the hoards?
And hold the elites!
Hold the elites? Wolfer, get me a mission with nothing.

[copper olive]

Depth as opposed to breadth

[mystic fossil]

well monstrosities and hoards

no elites no specials

[languid hazel]

I fucken loooove living during interesting times

/sarcasm

[mystic fossil]

you gonna get drafted?

or is life just shit rn

[languid hazel]

No. I’m gonna be killed for something else

[south valve]

Died of dysentery 😔

[languid hazel]

Unless the government suddenly decides it wants trans peeps and fat people in the military, I’m not getting drafted

And if they try I’ll just tell them fuck off

[copper olive]

Chat I'ma make a tier list of all the enemies

[languid hazel]

But yes life is shit rn. I’m thankful I live where I do but it’s only a matter of time

[mystic fossil]

well unless youre like obese obesse you wont get drafted but if a draft comes you gonna be in it at somepoint if your just fat, trans... idk?

[languid hazel]

I’m banned from serving in the military anyways because of that

[mystic fossil]

than thats chill

[languid hazel]

-# ||to say nothing of the genocide happening||

Anywho

Enough of me griping

How is darktide today?

And how are folks?

[hasty sky]

Very cool

Ppl are nice to me

This is a good omen

[mystic fossil]

expeditions?

do yall got good teammates?

[languid hazel]

Nyope. Never

[hasty sky]

No I was playing aurics and maels today. Had my fill of exp for noe

[green vector]

Dunno got bored of them like 5 days ago

[thick coyote]

Trapper
S++++++

[languid hazel]

I need to do expeditions but every time I do I get stuck with fools who call extract immediately

[hasty sky]

I really hope it wont be left behind half baked like snoretis trials

[mystic fossil]

honestly havoc is fun EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT TWINS JUMP OUR TEAM ON A BRIDGE

[languid hazel]

I want the cosmetics and penances

[green vector]

Ofc it will be left behind

[mystic fossil]

OR THAT BARRELS KNOCK THE FUCKING TEAM OFF

[copper olive]

I wish I could post images here

😢

[hasty sky]

The expedition drip is v nice I like it

[mystic fossil]

silent bursters are EX rank

[mystic fossil]

heaadpieces are so ahhh

[copper olive]

#darktide-pics-vids

[mystic fossil]

everything else is goood

[hasty sky]

I like the ogryn headpiece

[languid hazel]

I just want the expedition drip period

[dire kayak]

they had the exaction squad

[copper olive]

What do y'all think of my shitty tier list

[languid hazel]

I need to add it to my collection

[dire kayak]

time to make some arbitrators

[languid hazel]

GOOBER! Show us when yer done? :3

[copper olive]

Also I just now realize that's the captain in the "who are you" tier

😢

[mystic fossil]

the BON and CS need to switch

BON has a bs eating attack

also why scab above dreg gunner?

[copper olive]

The tier list is taking into account a group of them

Like... I'm not saying every individual enemy by themselves

Well

I don't know how to explain

Think about how many of them you'll be encountering most often

You'll run into big groups of scabs over gunners

[mystic fossil]

even by themselves Cs is

not that much more then bon

they def the same tier

[simple cliff]

Did people stop playing Mortis Trials? I basically have to solo damnation because I can never get a group. The trials provide a lot of plasteel.

[dire kayak]

i remember one time i managed to full clear an expedition on damnation with just me and someone else

[mystic fossil]

... i only play mortis to run stupid builds like ogryn bomber

[dire kayak]

we were both arbitrators

[simple cliff]

Any good stupid zealot builds? I've done grenade Ogyrn, it's funny af and can easily clear auric if you get the right stuff.

[mystic fossil]

the plasteel aint crazy tho like qp on reg dam prob gives ike 100-200 more

[mystic fossil]

nah there nothing, if you wanna metagame just get the 5 bleed +burn per melee and the corrupt remove chorus

[copper olive]

Those heretics were up against the wall and YOU were the fucking wall.

[mystic fossil]

psyker has stupid ass brain burst build lmao

[simple cliff]

Looks like meta is back on the menu, boys.
I can still get Aurica games, I can get Malice games. But I can't get damnation for some reason.
The problem my zealot hasn't cleared damnation mortis yet and it looks like I gotta solo it.

[mystic fossil]

why do you gotta clear dam?

like is it personal pref?

[simple cliff]

I dunno, it says I can't do auric so I assume you gotta clear damnation to get Auric.

Wait...

[mystic fossil]

no

you just gotta unlock by regular missions twin

[simple cliff]

I don't play much zealot and I might have legit never done a Auric with her.

[simple cliff]

Even easier.

Thank you.

[mystic fossil]

welcome

[tawdry edge]

mom gave me money to buy a 40k book but i still have to finish 3 more HH books

[dire kayak]

i got an exaction squad

silly arbitrators

[nocturne bloom]

My dad likes giving me money to go buy him shit but never understands how much gas an FJ Cruiser g u z z l e s

Half the time I glide in 6th gear to not eat as much

[dire kayak]

did one of my clones get into the fuel tank?

i told them not to do that

[nocturne bloom]

I wouldnt mind if it was the real you

[cobalt lichen]

hah guzzles

[tired steeple]

Hello

[vital loom]

i love darkpikes

[bronze wren]

I wish I had a Sugar daddy

[midnight magnet]

That escalated quickly...

[sleek harness]

Man I regret sleeping on the day

[fair bridge]

winblows reinstalled

kinda nice tbh

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t like clones

[fair bridge]

got rid of a bunch of crap.;...........

[gloomy tartan]

A clone ain’t you

It just looks like you

What if your clone became Hitler or a furry

That’s irrepressible damage to your image lol

[gloomy tartan]

Pray to the emperor to keep the gas and lights on

[amber delta]

furry hitler clone

[simple cliff]

I really hate when people decide that damnation and auric is when they're going to learn basic game mechanics.

[clever horizon]

level 900 zealot cant kill a crusher

[simple cliff]

"Why won't this wave stop spawning!?"
BECAUSE THERE IS A OBJECTIVE THAT YOU ARE IGNORING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[cosmic lynx]

Were voice comms used at all

[simple cliff]

Voice and text.

I notice 90% of the people in this game do not chat. They don't voice, they don't type. They just... exist.

[cosmic lynx]

Mmm. Welp. It do be like that sometimes.

[copper olive]

In my defense I can't type, Im on console

[gloomy tartan]

That’s natural selection

You got fucked and sent with the stupid squad

[simple cliff]

There comes a point where bots are more useful because they at least stay near you and maintain awareness.

[cosmic lynx]

In those trying times I just try to remember it's a vidja game and a decent population of the gamers could be drunk or high or something.

[gloomy tartan]

That’s just realistic tho

A lot of the recruits aren’t trained and they are trained by getting thrown in the deep end

If your the one non stupid one then your kind of like the Hunk of the squad

Everyone else dies and you just solo succeed lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Put the skirt on and ill think about it

[tiny prairie]

How am i even going to enjoy playing expeditions after experiencing the density from high havoc

[wise depot]

Well

Auric is still pretty bullshit

[tiny prairie]

To be fair the game does a poor job at pointing that out

And also some objectives seem like stop the spawn shit and some dont

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[acoustic pebble]

I wanna stab Dukane

With a knife

In her neck

[white wyvern]

what would be an ideal dump stat for plasma gun?

[gloomy tartan]

Any y’all mf wanna do some expeditions

[dire kayak]

im assembling an exaction squad

[gloomy tartan]

A what

Like miniatures ?

[dire kayak]

kill team of 11 arbitrators

[gloomy tartan]

Ah

Cool

Sounds shweeet

[bronze wren]

I‘ll even wear stockings underneath

[gloomy tartan]

Wear a gorilla mask

That’s a real trend

Gorilla masks on women

[bronze wren]

Lmao what

[gloomy tartan]

I see advertisements for it lmao

Some art movement or some shit

[bronze wren]

Ahh

Of course

[gloomy tartan]

The Guerrilla Girls are an anonymous all-female collective formed in 1985 to fight sexism, racism, and corruption in the art world and broader culture. By wearing gorilla masks, using pseudonyms of deceased female artists, and creating humorous posters and books, they expose gender disparities in museums and art galleries

I saw it advertised in I think the natural history museums insta

It’s a legit thing

Lady’s in gorilla masks

🦍

[bronze wren]

Love that

[gloomy tartan]

They wear gorilla masks in public, in posters, and at lectures to hide their identities, which protects their careers in the art world.

Lmfao

It’s like MF doom

They are allways in gorilla masks for public stuff lmao

[brazen scaffold]

I love joining an ongoing match and getting hardlocked in the mission defeat screen in a mission I didn't even participate in

[simple cliff]

Brother, we're damnation and auric. These motherfuckers are supposed to be part of the war band and have survived so much bullshit they're on par with kill teams. I am logging a complaint to the Inquisition that they keep giving me the shitters. I am sure it'll go well.

[dire kayak]

2/11 arbites done oh yeah

[languid hazel]

-# do you ever feel like your friends are avoiding you?

[sleek harness]

No

I feel like I am avoiding my old friends

Because they are old friends

[gloomy tartan]

How young do they need to be then?

[sleek harness]

What

[gloomy tartan]

Is it like Leonardo decaprio

[sleek harness]

I don't mean old by age

[gloomy tartan]

Oh I thought you ment they got old like Leo with his girlfriends

Liek you hate old people

[sleek harness]

Weirdo

[gloomy tartan]

Your a Skaven man

Sorry I assumed you could hate old people

[sleek harness]

And you thought I liked young people

Shame

[gloomy tartan]

You enjoy the tick tocks

[sleek harness]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Me either

Solidarity

I saw a big ass rat a week or so ago while walking my dog btw

It was as big as a rabbit

Was that one of your messengers ?

[cobalt lichen]

what are ‘friends’?

[midnight magnet]

What is love?

[graceful hamlet]

It’s always nice having my smyker hate validated whenever I play a round

[simple cliff]

I swear, on expeditions people forget there is a time limit. Even when Hadron is screaming to leave.
"How did we all die on the last leg? How could this happen?"
Yeah it probably had something to do with you trying to do the massive evac wave ON TOP of us getting radiation over time.

[twilit python]

i think what people might genuinely not know is that the difficulty escalates dramatically with the timer

you have plenty of time after the timer is up assuming your only concern is the timer

but it starts puking 500 bosses and shit at you once you're running out of time and gets way harder

[thick coyote]

Don't hurt me

[midnight magnet]

Baby don't hurt me.

[timber elk]

appears

[midnight magnet]

Call Inquisition, it appeared.

[timber elk]

somehow has a power axe

Actually I can’t be bothered. My mind is still broken after reading the inquisition war trilogy

[midnight magnet]

Haha!

[timber elk]

For once. Thank god both GW and the fans agreed to retconn something completely out of existence

[gloomy tartan]

Lamb reads books about fanfics and poop

Confirmed

The lost lore

[dire kayak]

5/11 arbites done

time to celebrate by playing some arbitrator

[timber elk]

Also while I was reading rhe trilogy the squat literally asks the imperial fist marine how big his member is

And while praying about Rogal dorns poop vault

Which…..he sighs as he lays broken on the chair

[dire kayak]

holy shit that sounds like horrible writing

[timber elk]

That’s the 3rd book chaos child

[gloomy tartan]

Stop spreading the bio curse lamb

lol

[timber elk]

I’m sorry but I had to get that off my chest

[stiff elbow]

?????

wuih???

[timber elk]

Okay so to give you a nutshell

GW asked a guy, Ian Watson to writer a 3 part novel series called the inquisition war trilogy

Ian Watson. In his sane mind, made the clearest and brightest move to make the trilogy to make it the most unhinged, sex perverted, degenerative writing style I have ever seen.

And I will not continue into talking about this since I don’t want the mods whacking a hammer on the top of my head

[graceful hamlet]

That’s like a normal day in general chat tbf

[timber elk]

Ummmmmm….no actually.

The book is more unhinged than missus is on a bad day.

[dire kayak]

please tell me he's not working for black library anymore

[timber elk]

No

Thank god he isn’t

The dude is like 84 years old

[dire kayak]

FUCK YES

[brazen pelican]

I have no idea who that is.

And it seems I am better for it.

[timber elk]

He really likes genestealer ass and the followers of slaanesh

[brazen pelican]

I like Slaanesh, and genestealers.

[dire kayak]

im making arbitrators

[brazen pelican]

Genestealer ass, however, not so sure.

[dire kayak]

i bought an exaction squad

[timber elk]

Yeah well he’s a million times worst.

Execution?

[brazen pelican]

I like to believe I'm fairly tame. :>

[timber elk]

Well you are compared to him

[brazen pelican]

Nice! Going well? :>

[midnight magnet]

No, no, the things get weird like ten times in a hour around here.

[hazy kestrel]

God Islamic food is so good.

I require more.

[midnight magnet]

It's just that we got used to it, it became normal.

[dire kayak]

very well

[timber elk]

Can I get some? I need something to clear my mind after reading this god awful book series

[dire kayak]

ive been trying to make each one as unique as possible

did some light kitbashing for the proctor-exactant and unique posing for the marksman

[hazy kestrel]

Unfortunately, it’s all gone. I ate it all. :(

[timber elk]

Bastard- TTS emperor voice

[dire kayak]

i can give you my eisenhorn omnibus

[timber elk]

No, no thank you.

[dire kayak]

ive heard eisenhorn is pretty good

[brazen pelican]

Good job!

[dire kayak]

[timber elk]

:Charlie_HeadPat:

Bastard app. Let me pet the goofy one

Fuck. Ian Watsons curse is on me. Chris was right.

[brazen pelican]

Who is this Chris you speak of?

[timber elk]

Chris the Cadain

[brazen pelican]

I see.

[next sequoia]

Anyone else running into problems with mutants just throwing you under the map

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a feature, not a bug.

Free map exploration.

Savor it.

[next sequoia]

[hazy kestrel]

And again, it just works. :)

[gloomy tartan]

You rang 📞?

I was getting frem fry

[timber elk]

No

[gloomy tartan]

You summoned me though

So you have to pay for my Uber back

Uber premium

[brazen pelican]

Back where?

[simple cliff]

Time for some havoc!
Team splits up, no one is sniping gunners. Orgyn can't do shit because of it.
Oh no...

[gloomy tartan]

The battle field

I like sniping gunners

[brazen pelican]

Cadia is already gone. :>

[simple cliff]

Today has been utterly cursed.

[gloomy tartan]

You should of gotten reinforcements from new cadia

[gloomy tartan]

It exists in my heart and soul like Batman

[simple cliff]

They're going to put the pieces back together and make it into a fortress world.

[brazen pelican]

New Cadia is also gone. @dire kayak ate it.

[gloomy tartan]

There’s so many new cadias

Most of the galaxy will be named new cadia by the time we finish colonizing

[brazen pelican]

Like a Blackstone Fortress world?

[ancient violet]

Cadia deez

[simple cliff]

Stiched togther planet world.

[gloomy tartan]

Ca deez nuts ia

[south valve]

Cadia deez what?

[hazy kestrel]

The humble heavy stubber:

[gloomy tartan]

Deez nutz cracked before the guard did

[dire kayak]

exactly

[brazen pelican]

Good goober!

[hazy kestrel]

CADIA STANDS!

[gloomy tartan]

I’m going to colonize your ass and name it new cadia

[hazy kestrel]

I mean uh, hello fellow Guard fans

[gloomy tartan]

And you can’t to anything about it

[simple cliff]

Would have been great but my ripper+shovel build assumes the two vets would shoot them. They never did. They did run away a lot though.

And one guy legit thought he could speedrun it.

[gloomy tartan]

Anywhere I’m standing is New Cadia✊🏻

[hazy kestrel]

Was this a 25? Or a high havoc?

[simple cliff]

30

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, my condolences

[brazen pelican]

Always protect the Lil 'Uns, Lil 'Uns never protect Ogryn. :<

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna ride on a ogryns back like yoda

[hazy kestrel]

Even high Havoc is turning into Heresy with the player quality, it seems.

[simple cliff]

FATSHARK WHY!? Why are we not allowed to start a party unless we already have someone with us?

[gloomy tartan]

When’s the last time you thammered?

[simple cliff]

This and the lack of solo mode makes no sense.

[gloomy tartan]

Solo deez 🥜

It’s about teamwork

[modest flume]

Always has been

[gloomy tartan]

Darktide is about friendship

[hazy kestrel]

Yesterday.

[gloomy tartan]

The power of friendship and team work

[simple cliff]

SO they are fine with randoms joining via party finder but ONLY if at least 2 randoms pre-formed a group.

[gloomy tartan]

Do you thammer often? How many times a day?

[modest flume]

I'll protect you

[dire kayak]

[gloomy tartan]

Stop shaking ass

[brazen scaffold]

why is orthus offensive in quickplay??

[hazy kestrel]

This implies that there are times where I don’t use the thammer when playing Darktide.

[simple cliff]

[hazy kestrel]

Best mission

[brazen pelican]

Yay! Even if I am Scum? :>

[gloomy tartan]

Because it’s fucking tits

[gloomy tartan]

Based

[brazen scaffold]

I don't want to level my dogass build fighting the karnak twins

[hazy kestrel]

I yearn to tango with Rinda again.

But I haven’t played it in forever lmao

[brazen pelican]

Make sure there is sport.

[hazy kestrel]

So I’m rusty af

[hazy kestrel]

Always

[gloomy tartan]

How dog ass we talking?

Nurgle likes rust

[hazy kestrel]

Into the cauldron I go! :)

[brazen pelican]

Friends and I did it a few days back, going for the Hardmode penance on Auric. :>

[hazy kestrel]

Me omw to get turned into soup

[brazen pelican]

[hazy kestrel]

You have my thammer!

[south valve]

What does this mean?

[simple cliff]

I do sometimes see single person parties in the party finder. How?

[hazy kestrel]

Dw about it. :)

[brazen pelican]

Biomass soup? ..oOwOo..

[south valve]

Souper

You have permission to chainsword me

for that

[gloomy tartan]

Put your karking boots into it

[brazen scaffold]

I'm level 23 and I don't know how to build arbites yet on top of having an unbuilt melee. It's clearly not hard based on past matches, but I'm not the type of person who wants to risk throwing the experience for other people because I got dropped into a mission that I'm fundamentally incapable of doing my job on

[brazen scaffold]

I can't tank with indignatus crusher very well because I also don't know how to use it very well

[hazy kestrel]

Tanking is half the battle

And the other half is making heretic paste

[brazen scaffold]

Not pathetic, just lacking experience with the item

[brazen pelican]

My face is my shiel- And I am downed. :<

[gloomy tartan]

lol you’ll get bettwr homie

[midnight magnet]

Dooomed!

[gloomy tartan]

Just keep at it

Believe in the heart of the cards

You aren’t shit

You just have to train

[neon agate]

You arb or zeal?

[brazen pelican]

Speaking dramatically when delivering bad news to very sick patients?

[modest flume]

COME ON, HAVE AT IT!

[simple cliff]

Actually, I am suddenly very tired.

[gloomy tartan]

Hazy can hold your hips and guide you they play arb

[midnight magnet]

Yes! Always! The drama is key to good laugh!!

[gloomy tartan]

Hazy hold their hips and guide them

Help them

[brazen scaffold]

Arbites, making a Lonewolf keystone build

[neon agate]

LMAO yeah I kinda do main arb espeically tank arb lol

[twilit mauve]

Is there a mod that would break weapon text and stats? My friend has a sword and a flamethrower that both have their stat text as n/a and the stat numbers are all 100%

[gloomy tartan]

Guide his hips

[brazen pelican]

"I KNOW NOT WHAT GODS YOU PRAY TO BUT MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH THEM!"

[hazy kestrel]

IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER

[midnight magnet]

How very interesting.

[brazen pelican]

Tank Arbites is ridiculously tanky.

[gloomy tartan]

Ima stick my chain sword up in your gutty works

[gloomy tartan]

Not your hips lmao

[simple cliff]

So is the Moebian Sector like completely cut off or something? I feel like a place that produces a unique steel and a fuck-ton of tanks would be a higher priority then just the local forces and rejects.

[green vector]

YOO

[outer mist]

The Train missions too hard

[modest flume]

Warp storms have blocked it off

[outer mist]

thats the third attempt failed

[nocturne bloom]

[simple cliff]

It's always the god damn warp storms!

[gloomy tartan]

What I said ima stab heretics in the stomach with my Chainsword

What’s wrong with that

[green vector]

What diff?

[outer mist]

I cant deal with the fucking time limit. the bots keep dying

[outer mist]

yellow?

[gloomy tartan]

Gutty works is your guts

[brazen pelican]

Do people ignore the power cells and die during a last stand in the very front?

[outer mist]

I dont remember the names

[green vector]

Lul noob

[neon agate]

Ah so to help with crusher to be honest if you are not using shield. Use bash. Yes castigators is good and so is aquilla, but bash helps A LOT when dealing crushers because it's a guranted kncok down. You could also go into forceful for some more tankiness and CC, but that is more ehhh (if you want a lot of damage) but def bash I would recommend it if you don't hve it

[modest flume]

I'll power your cell

[gloomy tartan]

Heorthu do you have a gizzard ?

[outer mist]

I have to do it all alone. the bots dont do objectives

[outer mist]

and the randos I get are assholes

[green vector]

My new trainers came

[gloomy tartan]

Like dog trainers ?

Or like shoes?

Or what kinda trainer ?

[modest flume]

Congrats brother

[brazen scaffold]

Right now I'm using Bash/Execution Order

[green vector]

Shoes

[outer mist]

Send help please

[green vector]

On cloud

[gloomy tartan]

Are they cool?

[green vector]

Ya

[gloomy tartan]

What kinda shoes are trainers

For like work out?

[outer mist]

I dont wanna have to swap off terminal warrant just to beat this one mission

[modest flume]

EO helps with the relative lack of unyielding damage on the Crusher

[simple cliff]

I tried Orgyn in Havoc and never again. Hats off to those who actually do it but being so large yet also losiing all my toughness from a single lasgun burst was pure pain. I understand that in a ideal team you'll have people sniping ranged attackers but ideal teams are rare.

Which means back to vet life for me.

[outer mist]

im grinding acheivements

or penances

whatever they are called

[green vector]

Just everyday shit really

[gloomy tartan]

Sick I hope you get a six pack for your feet bro 💪🏼

Both of them

[green vector]

Ogryn auric enjoyer checking in

[gloomy tartan]

And for your individual toes

[brazen scaffold]

I also would like to say I don't appreciate that the crusher is covered almost completely in carapace save for the neck seam that you can only stab into sometimes

[gloomy tartan]

Those get six packs too

[neon agate]

Ah. Yeah you are on the right choice with BASH, but if you are having trouble with crushers the next step would be forceful. It has good synergy with bash, but also bumps your survivability a lot. TBH if you ever play arb and you feel squishy just put some points into bottom right.

[gloomy tartan]

What’s scarier a six pack on someone’s feet and toes or on someone’s ass cheeks

[outer mist]

it can't just be me. This mission is nightmare difficulty

[gloomy tartan]

🧠

[brazen scaffold]

"make the team have a dedicated anti armor" is not synonymous with "quickplay" unless they decide to make more sophisticated filters

[modest flume]

Havoc Ogryn enjoyer here

[neon agate]

You don't even need forceful it just has a bunch of survivability down there

[outer mist]

the time limits too strict when ya gotta do all opbjectives solo and run back to rescue bots

[modest flume]

I like leading the charge and dueling bosses so my team can handle the trash around us

[gloomy tartan]

Solo play gets harder the higher the difficulty

[green vector]

You're a bigger chad than me

[brazen pelican]

I always go Rebreather and True Grit since I have skill issues. :>

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like your not supposed to play solo

[modest flume]

It takes one to know one

[stuck crescent]

Mister E wishes he was you

[brazen scaffold]

The advice is appreciated though. I'll keep it in mind

[outer mist]

well if noone here is willing to help. Guess ill go back to the actually good capstone

[modest flume]

He should've asked me for some help, I don't mind helping out

[outer mist]

maybe thatll make the difference

[tired steeple]

Should I play persona 5 royal

[neon agate]

Okay look. I am a tank support player. The people who say taking survivability makes you bleb make we want to become a chaos god. Because genuinely there is a reason why in competitive games when they give some too much survivability no matter how much damage the enemy has it means nothing. You want an example? Take rivals and it's support problem it has been having for ages

[tired steeple]

I’ve only played the regular version pf persona 5

[modest flume]

tbh True Grit helps with the bullshit in Havoc sometimes

[neon agate]

It's pretty good, but tbh don't expect more from the base roster. More emphasis on the newer characters

[gloomy tartan]

For CADIAAAA

[tired steeple]

And is persona 3 reload good

I found original persona 3 boring as balls

[brazen pelican]

Thank you, Frog. :>

[modest flume]

My shield and shock mine lone wolf build is pretty much on par with Ogryn CCing, it's nice

[gloomy tartan]

Hazzy you still gimping?

[simple cliff]

All I know is that vet with power falchion+plasma gun makes me feel like a important person and also works really well. Also teammates really love having a guy that just snipes ranged enemies out of existence.

[brazen pelican]

I primarily have it because silent Poxbursters are annoying as fuck.

[neon agate]

Oh yeah for sure. TBH one thing is don't let the meta keystones define how you play. There is plenty of stuff that is not considered "meta" but is really good. It's just not meta to the larger community

[gloomy tartan]

Or you try out a dif helmet ?

[modest flume]

Consider the following: Play and have fun, it doesn't matter what you choose as long as you're winning like the queen you are

[neon agate]

Slaaneshi I have played competitive games and I don't talk about two things because I don't want people to know and because I am humble

[gloomy tartan]

Hazy has a animation studio called studio gimpy

[brazen pelican]

Bushman casually being the biggest Chad in here:

[midnight magnet]

Hahahaha!

[neon agate]

Did they add a new helm that covers the entire face

[green vector]

Yo wtf

[brazen pelican]

I play a few competitive games, I just prefer Co-op. :>

[green vector]

What about me

[gloomy tartan]

I wish

[brazen pelican]

:>

[outer mist]

what a shame, it woulda been a fun mission without the gay time limit

[dire kayak]

me toooo

[outer mist]

I like how dense it is with enemies

one long hallway'

[dire kayak]

i play titanfall 2 from time to time but mostly just co-op

[modest flume]

I've pivoted to co-op from comp, used to be a big CoD/BF guy

[simple cliff]

I hate how long it takes them to appear. You hear one, so everyone waits for it to show up to deal with it. But it just does fuck all and takes its sweet ass time. So people proceed onwards and then suddenly it shows up at the worse possible time. Same with dogs, their pathing sucks and the most annoying thing about them is waiting for them to stop running around and actually attack.

[neon agate]

If you can't handle the stress of high rank or ranked games tbh. It's a better decision, plus co-op games are awesome and I love them

[modest flume]

I stopped back in like 2014, just burnt out

Darktide miraculously scratches the itch of both

[brazen pelican]

Then when you wait for the to turn to pounce, they just fly at you at Mach Fuck.

[brazen pelican]

Used to play Overwatch like crazy. :>

[green vector]

Good old cod 4 MW2 days

😭

[modest flume]

Genuine advice: If you see a burster approaching and your team looks like they won't take care of it? Run away

[brazen pelican]

Never paly a CoD game in my life, and I have zero regrets. :>

[hazy kestrel]

Wait till you get to High Intensity Auric

[neon agate]

I used to as well. But I bet that's a shocker (I'm joking)

[brazen pelican]

"Use Teammats as bait."

[green vector]

Wish we knew when the good times were while we were in them 😭 😭

[modest flume]

CoD 4, WaW, MW2, 3, BO 1 and 2

[outer mist]

time limit there too?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[brazen pelican]

Very much so. :>

[hazy kestrel]

Slightly shorter

Time

[outer mist]

LAME

[simple cliff]

I once got a massive jump scare from a bug I have not seen since. I was chain axing a mauler to death when a dog jumps at me. The mauler dies right as the dog impacts but the chain animation is still going so I just had an entire screen of angry dog face for a few seconds before it unglitched and died. What made it a jump scare was I had no clue the dog was there, it leaped through several enemies and the mauler to get to me.

[green vector]

I miss it Bushman

[modest flume]

Not even

You're teaching them

[brazen pelican]

[neon agate]

I still owe slaanesshi games as well as goober

[modest flume]

Me too

[hazy kestrel]

Should I play Skyrim or Darktide?

[modest flume]

Bad Company 2, Battlefield 3...

[hazy kestrel]

Hmmmm

[neon agate]

I just got so busy they last week so I can try to do this weekend

[brazen pelican]

Does Skyrim have Thammers?

[neon agate]

Bad company 2 was fooking peak

[green vector]

They really were the best times

[hazy kestrel]

Not yet

[green vector]

Cod and bf with the boys

[hazy kestrel]

I did add a nice Maul hammer mod

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[modest flume]

If you play Darktide, I can hop on

[hazy kestrel]

But it’s no thammer :(

[brazen pelican]

Don't sweat it. ♥

[dire kayak]

can i come?

[outer mist]

we just started and all three AI have already gone down

[brazen pelican]

Me too!

[dire kayak]

YAAAAYYYY

[neon agate]

Black ops 2 mob of the dead at 11 pm at night

[visual vortex]

We?

You mean you?

[modest flume]

@green vector Joining us? I believe I owe you a round

[sleek harness]

Singularity

[brazen pelican]

Oh, wise man of Bush May I too partake in this outing to Atoma?

[green vector]

I think you're full no?

[visual vortex]

If there's only 4 in a strike team and the other three are bots then you just started

[hazy kestrel]

You can go pal.

Imma play Skyrim

[green vector]

Do one without me I need to eat first

[modest flume]

Indeed you may

[brazen pelican]

Thank you! Shrubbery of Man.

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[brazen pelican]

Rat.

[midnight magnet]

Skaven*

[sleek harness]

First time you agree on being called a freak

[tiny prairie]

So...i was playing with my friends doing Aurics (they were queueing) and got my Ogryn to 30. Hes literally fully build and have already done even a 30 Havoc, but i still dont have Auric unlocked...does that mean i have to go all the way from the first difficulty till Auric for the regular maps?

[visual vortex]

You're here too

[brazen pelican]

Actually. I have decided to be nice to Rat Skaven this week.

[sleek harness]

No

[sleek harness]

You were always nice

Dumbass

[untold skiff]

if you have freinds you can just get taxied to auric

[brazen pelican]

Aww, thank you, Skaven. ♥

[untold skiff]

after a while you will just unlock the difficulity

[tiny prairie]

Ok ok ty ❤️

[sleek harness]

If you were trying to not be nice the last weeks then you are terrible at it

[visual vortex]

Wtf why's there another update today

[simple cliff]

Username checks out.

[sleek harness]

Who are you

Get away from me stranger

[simple cliff]

Calling someone a dumbass as part of a compliment seems very skaven thing to do. Also being confused by the existence of randoms in the general chat.

[sleek harness]

Yeah because I have never seem you in my life

[visual vortex]

Skaven

[sleek harness]

Only theses freaks usually talk here

[visual vortex]

Post the soydog

Plz

[sleek harness]

No

[visual vortex]

You've been taljing too long without posting it

[sleek harness]

Begging will only make me not want to do it

[hazy kestrel]

I am not a freak. Smh

[simple cliff]

Can I join the freak gang?

[hazy kestrel]

Liking tall women is perfectly valid

[visual vortex]

Plz 🙏

[sleek harness]

Sure you need to be in this exact chat every day

Until I recognize you

[sleek harness]

No

[visual vortex]

Plz 🙏

[sleek harness]

You are

[brazen pelican]

I take this as a compliment. :>

[hazy kestrel]

Proof?

[neon agate]

I better not be in freak gang

[hazy kestrel]

You are the Freak gang

[midnight magnet]

The next thing you know, there will be tentacles everywhere...

[visual vortex]

Skaven has a superiority complex so we have to stab him and put his head on a pike

[green vector]

grungler

[neon agate]

[sleek harness]

Proof

[modest flume]

@dire kayak Waiting on you, dear

[dire kayak]

im comingg

had to update my game

[modest flume]

np take your time

[sleek harness]

That's not how therapy works

[green vector]

wait till i eat this sammich

youre getting barreled off the map

[visual vortex]

Works for me

[sleek harness]

You are, Dutch Van Der Linde

[little marten]

It’s me

All tucked up

[sleek harness]

Nurgle

[visual vortex]

It's him

[little marten]

Ready for those big z’s

[visual vortex]

My ex wife

[hazy kestrel]

WE are going to sail, to TAHITI!

[sleek harness]

It's Nurgle Silverhand

[hazy kestrel]

ONE LAST JOB, ARTHUR!

[neon agate]

He is saying that because he has seen what I look like

[outer mist]

4th attempt lost

the bots cant do it

[little marten]

Let’s WAKE em up a lil

[outer mist]

someone please help

[south valve]

Rdr2 seems to be having a resurgence for some reason

[outer mist]

I want to unlock all the maps

[visual vortex]

Play game

[hazy kestrel]

Just use a different class with stealth

It’s not that bad

[sleek harness]

Train that they were expecting to stop to steal passes over them
"So should I like, sneak in?"

[outer mist]

I only have Arbite

there are no "other classes" for me

[hazy kestrel]

Then turn the difficulty down

[visual vortex]

Zealot

[hazy kestrel]

No shame in that

[outer mist]

why cant anyone just help me

[visual vortex]

Because i need to be here

[hazy kestrel]

You have to help yourself first pal.

[visual vortex]

And sit in my chair

Like a fatass

[sleek harness]

You could always make a new character

[outer mist]

so just never do in beyond malice difficulty forever?

[tawdry edge]

[sleek harness]

And skip the tutorial and story mode

[hazy kestrel]

Not with that attitude

[green vector]

[little marten]

What’s the problem?

[visual vortex]

For expeditions?

[hazy kestrel]

Just get better at the game pal. It takes time

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[outer mist]

get fucked? never do train mission ever because nobody cares... fucking yikes

[little marten]

I’m confused

[hazy kestrel]

Nice mental gymnastics pal

[visual vortex]

You're acting like mfs can get on my level of skill

[green vector]

why is home dog so angry

[sleek harness]

He wants to do story mission

[hazy kestrel]

Shit, if I can do Havoc 40, anyone can

[sleek harness]

But nobody plays story missions on low level difficulty

[visual vortex]

Why is hambone so anger

[little marten]

Oh rip lmao

[outer mist]

im being made fun of, nobody is helping then getting told "its ok buddy just put it on easy mode." "you dont have to ever do the mission legit, nobody here will ever help you"

[visual vortex]

Thought it was expeditions?

[green vector]

??????

[hazy kestrel]

Since when did we make fun of you?

[outer mist]

that would tilt anyone

[green vector]

literally noone said that

[hazy kestrel]

Jesus pal

[little marten]

People help all the time here

[outer mist]

as if failing the same mission 4 times in a row wasnt tilting enough

[green vector]

i think bro is dyslexic the way he's twisting words

[visual vortex]

Dawg we said to turn the difficulty down if it's giving you trouble

[sleek harness]

He wants to do the train mission to unlock the second story missions I think

[visual vortex]

Oh

[sleek harness]

Which is even more rare to find people in

[visual vortex]

Dude that shit EASY

[sleek harness]

[outer mist]

literally a guy was calling me a noob and every post of mine has an ogryn laughing at me emote

[green vector]

i said lul noob

[visual vortex]

Yeah becuz u said stupid shit

[green vector]

i didnt think it would be taken seriuosly

[hazy kestrel]

Well that doesn’t represent all of us does it?

[green vector]

i apologise

[hazy kestrel]

Way to generalize

[little marten]

🫵😂

[outer mist]

whats stupid about wanting help to beat whats apparently the hardest mission in the game?

[graceful hamlet]

You’d think, had a team fail because I had the silly thought of “if I keep the horde off them, my other 3 teammates can burst down the boss uninterrupted”

[hazy kestrel]

It’s not that bad

[little marten]

Turn it down to sedition and you’ll match with FatShark devs

[hazy kestrel]

Train is easy

[sleek harness]

The train mission?

It's easy

[outer mist]

with bots? how

[visual vortex]

Nah just bring smite psyker

[outer mist]

they keep dying

[visual vortex]

Stealth

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Zealot

[hazy kestrel]

Arby is also basically the pay to win class

[outer mist]

Arbite doesnt have stealth

[gloomy tartan]

Have you tried winning son?

[visual vortex]

Spam cloak

[outer mist]

see this is what I mean

[hazy kestrel]

It’s nearly impossible to die besides dog pounce or trapper net

[visual vortex]

Play zealot

[outer mist]

no help at all

[graceful hamlet]

One of them was a smite Psyker. Pretty awful at it too

[green vector]

no help at all ????????

[little marten]

Use shock mines

[green vector]

this is a bit

100%

[visual vortex]

That uou're unable to adapt to your problems to solve them?

Yeah

[sleek harness]

There's no shame in doing story mode in low difficulty if your focus is to unlock the maps

[visual vortex]

That's called natural selection

[outer mist]

just tell me its easy, then tell me to play a different class when thats a non option

[hazy kestrel]

Gonna go back to enjoying the weather, you pals have fun.

[outer mist]

its not easy at all

[little marten]

You’re playing arbites?

Take dog and shock mines

And gg

[outer mist]

I have dog and shock mines

its not gg, the bots keep dying

[little marten]

Does the captain even spawn on malice

[green vector]

thammer probly the most helpful dude here and you made him ragequit the chat

wp bro

[visual vortex]

it is beginning to rain here

[sick spindle]

hey do any of you guys play darktide

[green vector]

change your shit attitude and maybe people will help

[outer mist]

yes and I run out of time because he kills the bots over and over

[hazy kestrel]

Rain may be arriving, but it’s the right kind of rain.

[sleek harness]

I am being the second most helpful

[visual vortex]

yeah it smells nice

[little marten]

Maybe try chainsword so you can cut through shield faster

Otherwise there are LFG channels here you can post for help

[sleek harness]

No we play Vermintide 2

Best game 2026

[little marten]

I’d help but I’m in bed

[green vector]

nurgle stop ragebaiting

[little marten]

About to y’know

[visual vortex]

we play vermintide 1

[sleek harness]

Worst game 2026

[hazy kestrel]

Sleep

[gloomy tartan]

We know?

[green vector]

you finna slap that pickle around?

[little marten]

🤭

[gloomy tartan]

AYO

[visual vortex]

choke the chicken ?

[little marten]

Watch tiktok ofc

[nocturne bloom]

I heard

[little marten]

Freaks

[sleek harness]

Lamia Simp

[gloomy tartan]

Fight the worm?

🪱

[visual vortex]

fight the bullworm from spongebob that ate half the town?

[nocturne bloom]

True

[robust flower]

what are the hardest curios to find

[sleek harness]

Why are you agreeing with your name

That's jot normal

[hazy kestrel]

The Alaskan bull worm

[graceful hamlet]

Deez

[sleek harness]

420 curios

[hazy kestrel]

I ‘member

[sleek harness]

But it doesn't matter

[hazy kestrel]

430

[sick spindle]

Also a v good game

[green vector]

430 dumbass

[visual vortex]

i remember sandy tangling the tongue

[sleek harness]

There's 430?

[visual vortex]

and then the worm eats here

her

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[little marten]

Curio

[sleek harness]

Also don't call me a dumbass

[gloomy tartan]

Hey you know how that one horse gsme just turned the horses into horse girls

[green vector]

stfu

[sleek harness]

I am the only one who calls people dumbasses

Dumbass

[gloomy tartan]

What if they did that but with other stuff

[visual vortex]

thank you skaven 🙏

[sleek harness]

Stfu

[hazy kestrel]

I’m surprised at the nice weather around here for once

Maybe Mother Nature finally took a chill pill

[visual vortex]

it was nice out for 2 hours

now it's beginning to rain

yesterday it was frigid

🙌

[hazy kestrel]

Rain can still be nice

[nocturne bloom]

2 feet of snow in 85 hours

[gloomy tartan]

Deez 🥜 are frigid

[visual vortex]

never complain of rain

a real man sticks his tongue out and catched the droplets

[gloomy tartan]

All rainwater contains forever chemicals that were man made and can’t be filtered out

[green vector]

try being in england where it rains 400 days a year then say that

[visual vortex]

that sounds nice

[little marten]

FRIGID!!!

[visual vortex]

so does my body

[sleek harness]

Why are you drinking water that once was from the swears

[hazy kestrel]

Big sad, my last Sunset Sarsaparilla is almost empty.

[gloomy tartan]

You have this forever chemical in you if you drank any amounts of rain water even with your tongue

[sleek harness]

Sweafers

[visual vortex]

i EAT that shit

[hazy kestrel]

I cry

[sleek harness]

Sweagers

What the fuck

[jaunty path]

are u english

[sleek harness]

Sweages

[cosmic lynx]

thick water to chew on

[green vector]

yes how did u know

[sleek harness]

Sewages

[visual vortex]

sewers?

yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Are you having a stroke

[visual vortex]

i love sewage water

[jaunty path]

I smelled it from you

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[nocturne bloom]

Worse, I live in NEW England

[visual vortex]

he's becoming me

[gloomy tartan]

Sweages is a good word

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so over

[green vector]

says the one who doesnt shower

stinky fuck

[gloomy tartan]

Let’s popularize sweages

[little marten]

IM ENGLISH, CONSERVATIVE AND CHRISTIAN AND IN THAT ORDER

[hazy kestrel]

My man is from New Birmingham

[urban valley]

Sweagol wants the ring

[nocturne bloom]

Hey dont call out NY residents like that

[jaunty path]

For the last time

It's called

[sleek harness]

You all don't shower

[jaunty path]

Aura.

[green vector]

stop the boats amirite

[gloomy tartan]

Missus has a aura of stank that’s like a AOE for her Agro

[sleek harness]

Maybe you two have something in common

Multiple things actually

[gloomy tartan]

Once you smell it your in her Agro range

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[sleek harness]

She's a daemon afterall