general-chat

[tawdry edge]

[sleek harness]

But immersion though

[delicate vapor]

peak jerma

[sleek harness]

Also it makes you actually work on your neck

[rare pulsar]

Ngl im scared of the US

[green vector]

cope

[dire kayak]

neow

meow

[rare pulsar]

If i ever go to the US i just know im gonna get shot

[tawdry edge]

At least we don't have undocumented people larping as police officers kidnapping people from the streets

[rare pulsar]

I just know it

[dire kayak]

i need headpats

im so eepy

[green vector]

nah u just got one of the highest murder rates in the world instead

[tawdry edge]

I already go to the gym 6 times a week

[jaunty path]

when I put youtube on, i turn off music in darktide

[cosmic lynx]

Just undocumented people kidnapping folks off the streets.

[delicate vapor]

darktide music still bangs tho

[sleek harness]

And do you work your neck there?

[rare pulsar]

Sry but the US murder rate is pretty bad aswell

[sleek harness]

Criminal

Obviously you do that

[jaunty path]

this will be such a fun conversation.

[sleek harness]

Why wouldn't you?

[void lark]

Almost too easy

[jaunty path]

The music isn't that good ngl

[tawdry edge]

Yeah a good amount of exercises actually train the neck muscles

[sleek harness]

But

It is

[tawdry edge]

At least they ain't in schools zones tho

[jaunty path]

theres just one song i like

[tawdry edge]

And theyre also related to drug crimes

[rare pulsar]

London was allready enough of an experience for me

[jaunty path]

disposal unit

[cosmic lynx]

Basic

[jaunty path]

yep

i like it

[tawdry edge]

Average day in London: hey, you scally wag! stabs you

[cosmic lynx]

Grandma likes disposal unit too.

[shell goblet]

one of the few games i just overall haven't turned off music for tbh. idk why bc i don't really need the horde/boss music anymore as i used to

[rare pulsar]

„Thank u sire have a jolly day“

[void lark]

Only in the brazilian district

[cosmic lynx]

Really saved her some time

[sleek harness]

Isn't that the worse horde song

[delicate vapor]

phonk

[sleek harness]

No we don't stab you

[jaunty path]

onlyplays during boss fight i tihnk

[sleek harness]

We shoot you

[fair bridge]

some people will believe anything as long as it doesn't require them to develop any level of complex empathy for strangers

sad!

[tawdry edge]

Nah on the brazilian district we actually use guns because we're not dumb

[sleek harness]

Yeah the overrated one

Light of the Imperium

[naive shell]

Whats up yall, joined after 3 games of failed hersey missions,
I want to learn, I want to improve, but it feels impossible rn, everytime I go down I see three teammates on different sides of the map and im one of em
Long story short nice to meet yall

[shell goblet]

girl you know these songs by name ??? 😭😭😭 lemme hop over to spotify rq

[tawdry edge]

My level of empathy was destroyed by the internet for having access to gore sites when I was younger

[fair bridge]

#gameplay-help for advice
#vox-lfg-lexicanum guide for creating LFGs
each class channel has a guide pinned in there

[sleek harness]

She has only one favorite afterall

[teal token]

Hello comrade Mallow

[naive shell]

Bett, imma check it out

[void lark]

In London ? Without a licence ?
You think you're funny?

[sleek harness]

Hollow

[shell goblet]

idk which one i like i gotta find the name now haha

[dire kayak]

do you need a hug

[teal token]

Knight?

[cosmic lynx]

Welcome to the party. Just gotta adapt and learn. Which is much easier said than done, I know. Lotsa shit to shovel as a reject.

[green vector]

man i wished i lived in a favela instead of a house

[tawdry edge]

We laugh at the face of the justice system

[sleek harness]

No I was calling them hollow

[rare pulsar]

The smelter soundtrack is nice

[delicate vapor]

7 burgers

[sleek harness]

No reference to peak indie game

[delicate vapor]

7 burgers is all I can share

[jaunty path]

You gotta work to stay with at least one person at all times.

[sleek harness]

You mean 6 burgers?

[delicate vapor]

[shell goblet]

THERE ARE SO MANY SONGS FOR THIS GAME WHAT

[tawdry edge]

I'm not fond of physical contact all that much except for when its with my gf

Autism be damned

[dire kayak]

how i comfort you

[sleek harness]

Live reaction of a gamer discovering that OST exists:

[tawdry edge]

conversation

[void lark]

By saying good things about Brazil

[green vector]

there arent any

[dire kayak]

you're based

[green vector]

[tawdry edge]

BRASIL NÚMERO UMMMMMM

[sleek harness]

Brazil sucks

Don't come here

[dire kayak]

brazil is based

[sleek harness]

I will fuckin murder you

[void lark]

Done

[tawdry edge]

You're not even from here

[sleek harness]

I am

[shell goblet]

even assassins creed only has 35 distinct songs typically. this game has FOURTY EIGHT (48x)

[naive shell]

Absolutely it just feels like I can't keep up, def not able to process all of the info I need fast enough, skill issue on my end 4 sure

[cosmic lynx]

[tawdry edge]

You couldn't even talk proper portuguese

You're a pretender

[void lark]

Do you like football?

[naive shell]

I turn around and they have carved a path through a hoard that I can't get thru

[void lark]

Sounds brazilian to me

[green vector]

mfs dont even have they own language

[sleek harness]

Says the one who got easily baited into believing that the price worth for reais is actually 4

[jaunty path]

You should also make a habit of dodging and pushing at a rhythm.though pushing can depend on the weapon you use

[tawdry edge]

He properly typed out a swear word instead of mispelling it on purpose

Hes not a true brazilian

[dire kayak]

im gonna stare at you now

[tawdry edge]

No real brazilian would ever properly type out a swear word

[sleek harness]

Say a swear word

[tawdry edge]

Filho de uma puta

[cosmic lynx]

And put a dollar in the jar

[sleek harness]

That's like

Grammatically correct

Dumbass

[void lark]

The one thing I truly like about Brazil is how mad they maie portugese now that the brazilian flag is internationaly used to represent portugese language

[tawdry edge]

Yet you spelled "vai tomar no cu" with "cú"
No one fucking does that

[sleek harness]

I do

[winged swift]

i have a cool friend from BR

[honest cargo]

Hold on, there is so many Nugles but i not see any Xenos, can we get Xenos so i can make more Burgers?

[tawdry edge]

Yeah because ur not brazilian

[sleek harness]

I am

[green vector]

i like the ridiculous murder rate tbh

[tawdry edge]

No ur not

[sleek harness]

I am

[winged swift]

probably the best ds2 player on xbox

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[naive shell]

Mmmmmm.... im seeing it, cuz when I get in a flow, it flows, feels like space marine2 in the way there's more of a rhythm than anything else

[thick coyote]

No no
That means he's Brazilian

Only Brazilians would write cu wrong

[void lark]

CAMPEAO DO MUNDOOOOO

[jaunty path]

Id say dt is more engaging but if it helps you to think of it that way be my guest

[tawdry edge]

Then say a swear word from the Nordeste

[naive shell]

Lol, yes it definitely is

[sleek harness]

Me mother teached me how to write not like a neanderthal

[tawdry edge]

NOBODY EVEN SAYS "CÚ" BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST THERES NO ' ON THE U

HE MADE THAT UP

[jaunty path]

my recommendation for learning the game is using Devil Claw sword. its pretty good in heresy. after that it becomes a lot harder to use but fun to triumph with

[sleek harness]

Vai tomar no seu cú Lynxiee

[winged swift]

Yeah skaven dont swear😎

[sleek harness]

Burra da porra

[thick coyote]

My teacher himself said there's no cú (💀 )
I trust my teacher more

[cosmic lynx]

Birria.

[tawdry edge]

Thats not a swear word from the Nordeste and you typed it wrong again

[thick coyote]

(respectfully)

[void lark]

Cevil claw should be what the maccabian is

[tawdry edge]

Bro larps as brazilian

[dire kayak]

why am i getting so many mood swings today this fucking sucks

[tawdry edge]

[void lark]

Devil claw is too iconic to be this bad

[sleek harness]

IT'S IN THE RIGHT WAY DUDE

[cosmic lynx]

Heavy Sword my beloved.

[sleek harness]

It's cú

[winged swift]

i keep going back to devil claw because its so good defensivEly

[sleek harness]

Accept the truth

[void lark]

Say it in portugese

[tawdry edge]

"CÚ" ISN'T A THING ITS "CU"

[thick coyote]

Idk
Telling people to fuck off is universal

[void lark]

[tawdry edge]

SWEAR LIKE A CARIOCA WOULD IF YOURE ACTUALLY BRAZILIAN DO IT RIGHT NOW

[sleek harness]

Está na forma certa, cara

[green vector]

brazil sucks so much ass they can't even stick together they just arguing with each other now

[void lark]

Yeah he's legit brazilian

[tawdry edge]

Google translate

[thick coyote]

We have like

6 accents

[tawdry edge]

LARP LARP SAHUR

[thick coyote]

In 1 country

[void lark]

Friendliest people on earth by the way

[tawdry edge]

HE AINT EVEN BRAZILIAN

[green vector]

defo no instances of janitors burning down child daycares for no reason

[void lark]

I wish we had a turkish man here as well
That could be quite fun

[sleek harness]

Not my fault Lynxiee is too dumb to realize that I am a Brazilian

[thick coyote]

Rip that one teacher

🫡

[sleek harness]

Perhaps shes the fake one here

[dire kayak]

i need a hug

[sleek harness]

Huggy

[winged swift]

rookie numbers lol. Theres way more accents in usa

[tawdry edge]

Larper larper larper

[green vector]

uk has 56 accents

[sleek harness]

Liar liar liar

[thick coyote]

Our accents don't have french in them

[green vector]

you all suck

[sleek harness]

Pants on fire

[thick coyote]

Sorry that was too mean

[tawdry edge]

Cria de uma cadela prenha da peste

[thick coyote]

I apologize

[shell goblet]

funny you should say that i actually just made friends with some turkish guy in here like yesterday

maybe the day before

[thick coyote]

Lmao you got called peste

🫵

[green vector]

haha get owned pesto boy

[thick coyote]

Yeah he's a Skaven
Duh

[sleek harness]

This is definitely not a São Paulista tone

[void lark]

We had a brazilian kid that killed his geography teacher when the class placed brazil in the under development category and stating the country had troubles with violence and corruption
||This isn't true by the way I'm just rage baiting once again||

[void lark]

How nationalistic are we talking about?

[tawdry edge]

It isn't you dumbass I never said it was a São Paulista swear word

[dire kayak]

i have 378 thousand accents

[tawdry edge]

An actual brazilian would know that is NORDESTINO TALK

[shell goblet]

he was telling me about how they have to send the government their gay sex tape to draft dodge

[dire kayak]

depends on the clone you ask

[green vector]

hey guys brazilians dont use knifes

[sleek harness]

SHE'S FROM THE FARMS

[dire kayak]

send me the tape

[void lark]

Absolutely halal

[green vector]

stabbing deaths in brazil : 3398, uk : 31 (2026)

[void lark]

Jesus that amazing

[jaunty path]

...can being gay exclude you from the draft somewhere?

[tawdry edge]

I'M NOT EVEN FROM NORDESTE EVERYBODY KNOWS OTHER STATES ACCENTS AND TALK

YOU FAKE

[dire kayak]

i wanna visit brazil someday

[sleek harness]

SHE'S FROM THE FARMS EVERYONE

[dire kayak]

though i can't really go anywhere

[sleek harness]

SHE'S CAIPIRA

[tawdry edge]

EU ESPERO QUE VC QUEIME NO FOGO DO INFERNO

[shell goblet]

read from here lmaoo

[cosmic lynx]

Fire burning on the dance floor

[sleek harness]

Nah

Eu prefiro aqui

[void lark]

At this point it doesn't even matter if skaven is truly brazilian
Lynxie is just completely triggered

Skaven is brazilian by the way

[dire kayak]

i wanna

[shell goblet]

i haven't laughed so hard in so long tbh😭😭

[sleek harness]

Calling her from the farms triggered a neuron

[thick fog]

Peter Griffin once said: "Fogo no cu"

[daring panther]

is Fogo de Chao a real Brazilian restaurant or a fake?

[winged swift]

Yeah why does it matter lol

[void lark]

Made me laugh out loud at work reading it

[tawdry edge]

I've been memeing the whole time I'm just bored at work rn

[shell goblet]

in places with Advanced Homophobia™ like Turkey, yeah !

[sleek harness]

I been rage baiting the whole time and I am actually sleepy rn

[tawdry edge]

Its a real restaurant

[cosmic lynx]

I was just memeing. Vein throbbing on forehead, eyes dilated, heart rate up.

[tawdry edge]

That means "Ass on Fire", a saying for someone who is horny as fuck

[green vector]

bros hands are shaking typing

just memeing br

o

[thick coyote]

1 yes
2 that's written wrong

Chão

[tawdry edge]

Rio de Janeiro beaches are nice

[thick coyote]

Chão

[sleek harness]

Who's hanf

Hanf

Hanf

[green vector]

hanf

[thick coyote]

Not to be confused with
Cão

[sleek harness]

Hanf

[void lark]

Merely_pretending.jpg

[cosmic lynx]

Ciao

[tawdry edge]

[sleek harness]

What the dog doin

[tawdry edge]

Bro NÃO é um cão da peste

[thick coyote]

We had one of those restaurant around here

[dire kayak]

yum

[thick coyote]

It got shut down

[tawdry edge]

Cão means dog

[void lark]

Professionaly homophobic

[sleek harness]

I know

I am Brazilian afterall

[thick fog]

i am portuguese so i know it

[green vector]

no thats not chad

[tawdry edge]

Where's my gold.

[green vector]

bad frenchie

[thick coyote]

Then a Giraffa's opened on its place

[shell goblet]

me and the home girls ramping up the self hate to rank higher in the ranked homophobia ladder

[dire kayak]

ate it

[tawdry edge]

Girafa is so dogshit

[void lark]

[tawdry edge]

NOOOOOO

[void lark]

Being told something I do is bad by an englishman sounds like words of encouragement to me

[delicate vapor]

Zz

[honest cargo]

Can we bring some Nugle Meat, I'm short of meat

[sleek harness]

I stole the gold from Goober's

Uh

I don't know

Stomach?

[fiery wave]

I mean, what can beat self-hatred to the point of wanting to not exist at times?

[cosmic lynx]

Poop

[void lark]

There you go
It's not about the belief, it's about winning and your mother didn't raise a loser

[thick coyote]

I got an ad from it recently and I had no idea it was still a thing

Lmao

[dire kayak]

i love eating precious metals

especially wedding rings and family heirlooms

[tawdry edge]

Girafas is our waffle house, if one day that restaurant closes it means whole world is doomed

[sleek harness]

Lauren

Guess what

[shell goblet]

YOU GET ME

[void lark]

Do lesbians and homosexual men hate on each other the same way black africans and african americans do for being the wrong type of black?

[cosmic lynx]

[shell goblet]

oh sweet pea :( i'm rlly just doing a bit it's not all too deep 💗

[shell goblet]

maybe 3 of these words are in the bible, the rest of them, probably not !

[fiery wave]

Oh. But it happens to many. I'm good atm. It's just the worst possible feel in a way.

[sleek harness]

Lauren

[low blade]

No. Its another thing, generally

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[stiff elbow]

the savant in darktide just told me to ropemaxx

this game is a mutiny

[shell goblet]

to answer your question though i'm certainly a misandrist at first impression but i can warm up to and befriend a dude here and there

[sleek harness]

Lauren Karien

[dire kayak]

i feel like ropemaxxing

[fiery wave]

Pretty sure, neither side cares since they don't need to care about losing to the other since you know.

[stiff elbow]

i agree with this

[shell goblet]

yeah but i just 😭😭 was doing a bit and not trying to actually get anyone to open up a closed wound over it

[cosmic lynx]

This game is a panic. At the bibliotheca.

[stiff elbow]

except i will never befriend dudes

[void lark]

That's some 90's tolerance right here

[shell goblet]

it's not that serious

[stiff elbow]

kill all moids

firebomb patriarchial institutions

total. chudette. VICTORY

[low blade]

Another 20 trillion to Radfems

[green vector]

is this a bit too 😭

[shell goblet]

just don't be weird abt it

[void lark]

Are you implying there's a losing side bewteed the different black communities around the world?

[cosmic lynx]

Don't be just weird. Be incredibly weird.

[sleek harness]

Ourg

[fiery wave]

Am good, just writing post apoc stuff atm on the side.

[sleek harness]

I will murder you

[dire kayak]

i can't handle feeling like skipping down the street then being reduced to sobbing in my pillow within an hour this sucks

[void lark]

Yes my brazilian friend?

[fair bridge]

yesss get her

[void lark]

Very brazilian of you

[sleek harness]

I am going to kill you

[stiff elbow]

ur brazilian??

latinx

lol

[low blade]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

AH FUCK THIS IS GENERAL

[sleek harness]

Perhaps I am a latina

[void lark]

I'd win

[thick coyote]

Ay yo
No pause?

[sleek harness]

Who knows

[dire kayak]

you only deserve the best karien

[sleek harness]

Perhaps I was trans all along

[fiery wave]

No, just a, lesbians date lesbians and gays date gays. There's no actual conflicts.

[blazing shadow]

Anyone knows why people don’t accept my havoc request? I’m asking for lvl 30 partyes but never get invited, i feel like they can actually ser my winrate or something like that maybe??

I s that possible?

[void lark]

That's awfuly close minded

[stiff elbow]

maybe cus u suck

[thick coyote]

This works more on Spanish speakers

[fair bridge]

imagine my shock

[sleek harness]

Sergio guy who blocked me

Hello

[stiff elbow]

and u dont have a level 30 assignment level

[fiery wave]

Naw. Half wants me poof, the other half makes me question why they want me around.

[blazing shadow]

I have lvl 30 asigments

[stiff elbow]

idk then

[dire kayak]

still you deserve the best

[stiff elbow]

shit outta luck

[void lark]

Maybe you're playing a shit build ?

[fiery wave]

Just being simple. There are bi, but the idea is, no real reason to hate each other.

[blazing shadow]

Was wondering if there is a mod to make virgins look for people winrate

[void lark]

There's always reasons to hate someone

Some of them even good

[cosmic lynx]

Hot virgins near me on Tertium?

[void lark]

[low blade]

No but there's a mod for seeing if someones mother climaxed during their conception I can link it

[sleek harness]

Mallow pepe nod react me

[fair bridge]

actually no better

[fiery wave]

Not the fact they are les or gay though. But then we are going into individuals.

[fair bridge]

i gave u the superior emote

[sleek harness]

This reminds me of Lauren

Karien

[fair bridge]

that's so crazy

[low blade]

[slow verge]

when only in death does duty ends actually revived 3 downed allies

[dire kayak]

hoouugghhh

[fair bridge]

what do u WANT

sitting outside my window making a RACKET

[sleek harness]

I read it as shitting

[dire kayak]

hugsss

and headpats

[fair bridge]

ヾ(＾-＾)ノ

[sleek harness]

I can afford hugs

[teal token]

Squish the neko?

[fair bridge]

(｡ŏ_ŏ)

[sleek harness]

Not pats because I am in a wheelchair

Not really

I am lying

[teal token]

If you are a wheelchair that mean you are on head pat height?

[sleek harness]

She's 5ft so yeah

[shell goblet]

"PUT THE KARKIN BEWT INNNNN"

[stiff elbow]

will the skaven bit ever become funny

[sleek harness]

What bit

[void lark]

Brazil ain't no joke mate

[green vector]

no

[sleek harness]

That wasn't a skaven bit dumbass

[shell goblet]

there's this guy over in the total war discord server who larps as Lupio Sunscryer of Estalia who i think would get along rlly well with skaven from here tbh

[fair bridge]

i asked grok and chatgpt and claude and gemini and rufus to project the likelihood of this coming to pass and they all said it was more likely for humans to discover a room temperature semiconductor than for skaven being funny

[shell goblet]

i just think they'd rlly hit it off idk

[sleek harness]

Who the hell is Lupio Suncryer of Estalia

[cosmic lynx]

Which one is the gf?

[low blade]

Loose Cannon my beloved. Shame he's going to hell for being a Bl*nde Man

[shell goblet]

character of CA's creation (not GW) as a place filler for the Estalia province on the Immortal Empires map :3

[fair bridge]

i don't understand what this means

[cosmic lynx]

AI GF.

[low blade]

Glup Shitto

[sleek harness]

AI just copies the humor of foolish people

Like you know

Malloween

[astral basin]

My mother used to be named Lacey… not any longer…

Wassup

[sleek harness]

Skully you seeing theses freaks?

[fair bridge]

is the implication here that i have an AI girlfriend (which does not exist)

[sleek harness]

Saying that I am not funny

[shell goblet]

idk the personalities by name but yea the put the karkin boot in vet is my fav (both genders)

[sleek harness]

Laughable, right?

[astral basin]

How dare.

[shell goblet]

yeah basically

[astral basin]

You are amusing at the very least

[low blade]

Basically everything "Kark" is Loose Cannon

[cosmic lynx]

Well it's not really an implication if I'm asking which one it is.

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[fair bridge]

there was no humor involved in their decision-making process. scientifically you are not funny. but that's ok

[sleek harness]

Wait what

[fair bridge]

the answer is none of them because there is no such thing as an AI girlfriend

[sleek harness]

Scientifically

[shell goblet]

gotcha gotcha. idk the other classes ones tho either is what i mean haha

[fair bridge]

ya i used chemicals and test tubes and shit

[low blade]

Although I think Anarchist uses it SOMETIMES because they learned it from them canonically

[fair bridge]

its science

[void lark]

How do you scientifically prove if someone is funny or not?

[sleek harness]

Jeez just call it a fact

Nerd

[fiery wave]

Karking trapper is history.

[sleek harness]

Ask the Funny Man

[fair bridge]

i poured hot water into a glass container then dropped in some blue stuff from an eye dropper while wearing plastic goggles

[low blade]

Its to the point I think I could identify personalities on their pained grunts ngl

[cosmic lynx]

AI boyfriend then. Whatever floats your boat.

[void lark]

Was that funny?

[fair bridge]

yes. always.

[fair bridge]

it is not possible to be romantically involved with a chatbot, i'm sorry man

[cosmic lynx]

You've tried? Damn. Some day you'll catch a fish. 😄

[sleek harness]

Ask that to the married guy who was in love with a AI chatbot

[fair bridge]

whaaat

[shell goblet]

i can too ! i just genuinely don't know what they're called

like i learned "loose cannon" just now despite that being my vet's voice that i've had for all 600 hours i have on darktide 💀

[void lark]

[sleek harness]

It happened like

2 years ago

[shell goblet]

i gotta brush up somehow is there a comprehensive list anywhere ?

[void lark]

Back to real women i suppose

[sleek harness]

Call me funny and I will totally tell you

[fair bridge]

this elementary attempt to try and get me to say/imply that i'm a loser that flirts with chatGPT was done with the least amount of effort possible. i know you can do better. i believe in you

[fair bridge]

poor man

[cosmic lynx]

I believe in you who believes in me.

[fair bridge]

what?

[cosmic lynx]

Through belief we'll accomplish nothing. Togetherm

[low blade]

Alright describe every personality you play and I shall try to guess who you mean

[fair bridge]

oh brother please read a book

i'm watching BASEBALL

[shell goblet]

oh this is gonna actually be fun haha

[sleek harness]

Baseball makes you intelligent

That's a fact

[void lark]

For my beloved

[cosmic lynx]

Then watch it bitch nobody is stopping you. I ain't even pinging you.

[low blade]

Seer, ez

Sweep

[fair bridge]

realest shit you ever said my son

[void lark]

Best voice

[green vector]

HUH

[low blade]

My only weak spot is Zealots I tune out all but Fem Agitator

[thick coyote]

Realest shit ever realed

[cosmic lynx]

That was meant more catty than derogatory.

[fair bridge]

he tried to face me in the marketplace of ideas and came out with an empty bag and his shirt pulled up over his head

[sleek harness]

I am not you son

Granny

Get away from me

[hasty sky]

I like darktide's dialogue because the writers like adding a lot of uncommon english phrases, probably the most I've learned from a single videogame

[void lark]

I heard one of the guy say "thanks"
Had to pause the game to google it

[sleek harness]

I like Darktide because they make it seem like having to pay 8 voice actors for each class is cheap

[fair bridge]

it's so sick to hear archaic english done in a way that isn't corny as shit

[hasty sky]

Right!!

[shell goblet]

"i don't want to be here, you can't make me want to be here" // "for the emperor, im sure 🙄"

"for the beneficent emperor 😤😪" // "DEATH TO THE MUTANT, THE HERETIC, AND THE TRAITORRRRRRRRRR "

"PUT THE KARKIN BEWT IN !!!" // "we are so very good "

" HAVEEE COURAGEEEE :D" // "WERE UNSTOPPABLEEEE :D"

[fiery wave]

Unless you watch a Brit Youtuber swearing to heck.

[low blade]

Loner

Judge

Loose Cannon

Bodyguard

[shell goblet]

[green vector]

archaic?

[sleek harness]

Loner
Loner
Loner
Loner

[green vector]

mf we still talk like that

[low blade]

Ez

[void lark]

Funny innit?

[fair bridge]

archaic english words* is more accurate

[hasty sky]

Is 'glaikit' a part of your daily vocabulary

[fair bridge]

glaikit mayflies

nobody says ribauld anymore and it's sad

[void lark]

You're not archaic, american english is just stuck at a prepubecent level of language

[shell goblet]

only one i'm thinking of switching is my zealot tbh bc everyone has that one im realizing now lol

[dire kayak]

meow

[green vector]

in scotland yes

[shell goblet]

i kinda want the vermintide 2 voice for zealot now

[sleek harness]

Goober you seeing theses freaks?

[low blade]

I played Loose Cannon and Bodyguard since the Closed Beta I heard those lines in my head as if they were next to me

[sleek harness]

Really freakishly

Bunch of freaks

[low blade]

Fem Agitator. She's peak.

[hasty sky]

I'm kind of shocked I haven't heard "You're cutting this fine" until recently ngl

[fair bridge]

almost time for my lecture god fucking DAMN IT

[hasty sky]

It's mallowover

[shell goblet]

isn't one of the male ones from vermintide too ?

[cosmic lynx]

It's time to get learned nerd.

[fair bridge]

theyre doing this to me in 15 minutes

[hasty sky]

Based

[shell goblet]

i'm fairly sure saltzpyre is one of the male zealot voices

[sleek harness]

Killing you?

[low blade]

The Heavy Ogryn is voiced by the same VA for Victor Saltzpyre

[fair bridge]

nah just the new ogryn personality

[void lark]

I miss having saltzpyre calling the chaos gids degenerates

[sleek harness]

Sadly no

Saltzpyre isn't part of the game

Neither Markus Kruber

[shell goblet]

oh shit they must just sound similar then idk which one it is hmm

[fair bridge]

wrong, tim bentinick is the new ogryn personality

[hasty sky]

Tim Bentnick voices the Heavy ogryn

[fair bridge]

bentnick or bentinick

[sleek harness]

Oh yeah

[fair bridge]

i forgor

[hasty sky]

You'll rember

[low blade]

Bet money you're thinking of Male Agitator. Both are whiney Queens

[sleek harness]

I totally forgot we had a 4th ogryn

[void lark]

Every major voice actor from vt2 is in dt

[cosmic lynx]

Speaking of new voice lines. Is there a script somewhere of the lines arbites are supposed to drop on pack master? I don't think I'm hearing anything in those fights.

[shell goblet]

gotcha then it's just super similar. my personalities on my xbox acc are different but my zealot is a girlie pop on there so idk hm

[hasty sky]

His 40k flavored cockney accent is pretty funny

[sleek harness]

Seer Pysker is the voice of the Horned Rat

Peak

[low blade]

Scottish, Posh, or neither?

[shell goblet]

probably. the one that's almost got that scottish twang to it ? but not quite as heavy as the new scum voice that sounds like billy connolly

[brazen pelican]

Kruber is in Darktide, but not as a playable class voice.

[green vector]

scottish zealot is best

[sleek harness]

NOOOOOO

[shell goblet]

yea scottish zealot

[low blade]

Fanatic then

[sleek harness]

I WANT MY MARKUS KRUBER

[low blade]

[void lark]

Sadly

[shell goblet]

i just don't have the saltzpyre cosmetics to go with it

[brazen pelican]

Credited as: Armoury Exchange Servitor, Vocator and Traitor Captain.

[void lark]

Isn't it for sale as we speak?

[low blade]

It is

[brazen pelican]

There's kinda a WHC set in the shop right now, iirc.

[low blade]

Current shop rotation

[sleek harness]

Cool but I WANT MY MARKUS KRUBER

[brazen pelican]

Maybe next class?

[low blade]

You got FIVE weeks to get that stovepipe hat @shell goblet

[void lark]

When's the next rotation?

[dire kayak]

what's going on

[brazen pelican]

Fursday, innit?

[shell goblet]

yea i just don't want to spend money on epsteinian microtransactions

[void lark]

Neat
I have too much money in my wallet

[dire kayak]

if i sacrifice someone to slaanesh can i get a hug?

[cosmic lynx]

Barring another fatshark unannounced rotation delay.

[brazen pelican]

You can have one anyway. 🫂

[shell goblet]

i will not be spending money on the video game i fear 😭 if i do ill try out a dlc class finally

[shell goblet]

if they ever give us p2w currency for an event again i will hold onto it with baited breath

[low blade]

Very well. Buy a Necromunda gang irl

[fiery wave]

Hugs are free for most parts as long as asked beforehand?

[cosmic lynx]

Maybe in a year or two of once-a-year events with cash currencies you can afford a new weapon dangle.

[dire kayak]

i usually have to give something to get affection even if i ask

[shell goblet]

w-what is that /gen

[brazen pelican]

Did you ever get the one time offer pack for $5?

[shell goblet]

it sounds like lore

[shell goblet]

THE WHAT ????

[cosmic lynx]

Best deal fatshark 's ever dropped.

[brazen pelican]

I already bought it, so I don't know if they still have it, but they had a 4k (I think) pack of Aquilas for like $5.

[fiery wave]

So give said hug?

[shell goblet]

how many does it give ? can u get the set ?

[low blade]

ITS PEAK. Its a side game to mainline 40k depicting gang warfare on the titular planet of Necromunda. Its a narrative skirmish game with the best lore and minis. There's a whole gang of female supremacist glamrock punk rockers

[low blade]

Ye, its like 4500?

[shell goblet]

Oh so that's how so many ppl are running round with full sets of cosmetics 😭😭😭

[fiery wave]

Is enough to buy a set and a weapon.

[shell goblet]

i was like man ppl rlly go hard for this game

ok maybe i will get my zealot all nice and juiced today

i don't even main zealot smh

[cosmic lynx]

You could buy one measly set and weapon. But imagine how many weapon dangles you could buy with that scratch. #value

[shell goblet]

ah yes finally i can buy every weapon ornament in the game 👹👹👹

[fiery wave]

That triple coat made me play psyker more.

[shell goblet]

i'd want that one otherwise just cuz i actually main psyker lol

[cosmic lynx]

I'm still mad at myself for buying some of those black and bone weapon skins.

[fiery wave]

I play anything but oggy.

[fair bridge]

i need to listen to the great comet of 1812 again

[shell goblet]

i play anything but dlc

oggy's pretty fun tho i've been enjoying him again

[cosmic lynx]

Been a hot minute since I've played oggy.

[shell goblet]

i get into character with him in text chat and do a bit the whole game :3

[low blade]

Also insanely cheap by mini standards

[twin dirge]

I lay here in bed panicking at the thought of my own mortality

[fiery wave]

Just feels clunky and strong preference to play my gender in a game with a char creator tbh.

[twin dirge]

When do I get to upload myself to the matrix bro

[shell goblet]

wait that fucking rules. i don't know much abt 40k at all bc im one of those whfantasy ppl

[dire kayak]

i dont feel very good

[fiery wave]

But isn't nothingness be a comfort as well?

[twin dirge]

No

I don't know if it's because I lack religion but the idea of complete nothingness doesn't work in my head mentally

I can't physically or mentally imagine it in a way I can comprehend

And that shit is terrifying

[low blade]

Oh it does! Look up "House Escher" and look at those ladies 🗣️

[twin dirge]

The idea of simply not being anymore doesn't sit right

[low blade]

I also can get you the books (via entirely legal methods of course)

[dire kayak]

it would be a major comfort to me rn

[dire kayak]

it does for me

[twin dirge]

How

[fiery wave]

Oh?

[low blade]

Check your DMs lole

[fiery wave]

Nothingness? The lack of anything, even pain.

[low blade]

Its a link to BUY the books (obviously)

[sleek harness]

They called me unfunny

Can you believe that?

Shocking

[twin dirge]

How are you able to say with full certainty you're ok with just, not existing anymore, not being able to have anymore ideas, not being able to experience or learn

[twin dirge]

I don't know, pain only reminds us we're human

Not that I seek it out

I get the want ofc

[shell goblet]

heavy on the relating here rn yeesh

[tall lagoon]

nothingness is for losers

[dire kayak]

because my existence is pure torture for me

[green vector]

that shit scary

[buoyant loom]

nothingness is for the dead and the unborn

[green vector]

[sleek harness]

Aki

[twin dirge]

Mfw I accidentally have an existential crisis in the middle of the darktide server

[sleek harness]

I got question

[twin dirge]

What's up rat

[sleek harness]

Do you know Our Life Now & Forever

[twin dirge]

No

[sleek harness]

I thought you would know

[buoyant loom]

thaggoraki filth

[twin dirge]

Why?

[sleek harness]

I don't know

You knew grishaverse

[little marten]

Why is there no spitting emoji

[little marten]

spit

[shell goblet]

i want to play darktide but my wifey is still sleeping >:( my mental zooms are going CRAZY rn

[buoyant loom]

nyoooom

[sleek harness]

Play on your phone

[shell goblet]

IM NOT PLAYIN ON MY PHONE IM TAKIN CARE OF BUSINESS

[sleek harness]

You are doing business AND sleeping with your wife?

[hasty sky]

I love playing my psyker 🙂

[sleek harness]

Damn

[dire kayak]

i wanna play darktide but i know im too sad to play effectively so ill just feel worse about it

[shell goblet]

what can i say im a multitasker

[hasty sky]

Speaking of darktide I turned back on queueing for campaign missions and won my first ever karnak twins hardmode run lmao

[sleek harness]

Play Helldivers 2

[hasty sky]

Idek I never did that

[dire kayak]

im bad enough at that game

[cosmic lynx]

♫ takin care of bidness ♫

[sleek harness]

What about

DRG

[shell goblet]

karl would approve of this

i haven't played deep rock in over a year tbh

[dire kayak]

deep rock is fun sometimes

[stark bobcat]

New season is fun

[hasty sky]

I burned out of it

I might return for rogue core tho

[cosmic lynx]

Why play DRG what you could play Bloodsaint 2 for a measly $0.50.

[sleek harness]

What about

Stellaris

[shell goblet]

actually that's a lie i played it once like 7 months ago with a coworker who i got kinda pressured into giving my discord to and that was the only game we both played and he insisted for like 3 weeks up to it

[modern elm]

Did they fix hair color... my ogryn needs to have neon orange hair again

[shell goblet]

but other than that yeah it's been a real dry spell for drg

[dire kayak]

i think i just need to paint something

hopefully ill feel better after tthat

[sleek harness]

Paint a skaven with human colors

[shell goblet]

same i feel like i have felt the same kind of burn out since the introduction of the season passes.

even with as forgiving as they are, i just,,,, hate season passes.

[hasty sky]

There's season passes now??

[shell goblet]

i'm so sorry to be the one to tell you this🥀

[hasty sky]

Or do you mean the performance pass things

[drowsy lynx]

Only for 5 years

[sleek harness]

2 are of the virus one

I hate it

Never doing both if them

[hasty sky]

The game uses confusing verbiage

[sleek harness]

The robots and the newer seasons are good

And fun

[shell goblet]

yeah those things

anyways yeah since all those i feel like ive been fighting the same flavour of burnout with that game

[hasty sky]

Oh I thought you meant to tell me they added a way to pay to unlock existing season content without playing

[shell goblet]

at least they take their time in between them and let you make them up later on

[shell goblet]

nahhhh my bad didn't mean to lead ya astray there

[hasty sky]

All good

But yeah I remember burning out somewhere midway of season 2

I no lifed season 1 to max like a goblin then though "that was fucking stupid let's never do this again"

[sleek harness]

Perhaps is just the fact that you can't go playing the same game full on a day for a week without getting bored

And that you should take a time away from that game with other games or just not playing

[green vector]

weakling

[sleek harness]

Heorthu guy

[shell goblet]

yepppp right around then for me too

[hasty sky]

I tried playing again a few times afterward but each time I'd just quit mid mission

Either I was bored to the point of depression or getting griefed

[shell goblet]

LITERALLY i was so far past the max level on that one for basically nothing and it just took all my future motivation out of me lol

[hasty sky]

I still use the lvl 100 reward helmet on my gunner

[shell goblet]

some of the new enemies genuinely have me feeling BAD at the game bc i'm just overall not motivated to learn how to counter them to play the game lmao

the few times i've hopped on since lol

[sleek harness]

I miss the other freaks already

[twin dirge]

Molten goo

[hasty sky]

Yup yup, fax

The only mp games I'm still playing nowadays are darktide and helldivers 2 and I love both

[sleek harness]

Which type

[fiery wave]

But DRG always had Season Passes. They just moved stuff to RNG drops before just unlocking all the passes so you can pick.

[jaunty path]

Drg is absent of fomo

[shell goblet]

nah they didn't for a good 3-4 years there

[jaunty path]

You can play previous seasons

🙏

[fiery wave]

Every season had a pass.

It's free engagement thing.

The reason it feels like alot is cos they made all passes from every season avaliable now.

And moved all respective rewards back to the passes.

[shell goblet]

they added them in nov 2021

for the years leading up to that, no, the game was performance-pass-less

either way, i just burnt out around the first one because it was a VERY long season for those who know

[fiery wave]

To be fair, it's just grind for cosmetics. They are all free anyway.

[little marten]

Dare you stand there before those gilden scales, and plunge a righteous hand deep into your burning chest. And wrench forth, to determine the weight of your soul.

[fiery wave]

Unless you mean they finally went off the deep end with the newest season?

[shell goblet]

exactly why it gives me the same burnout as a game like Sea of Thieves in that case. too much grind for cosmetics in a game i've frankly moved on from to games that better match my interests

warhammies fun :3

[fiery wave]

It's also locked behind silly weekly gates from memory.

Like cores.

I remember us abusing a glitch to farm infinite cores just so we can keep playing more while unlocking lul.

[digital badger]

What support contact info do I use for Twitch Drops problems? I claimed them over a week ago and jumped in the game 72 hours ago…still don’t have them. Got the ones from 3 months ago without issues. Haven’t messed with Twitch account link at all. Technical Support forums?

[shell goblet]

AH YEAH I REMEMBER TJOSE TOO

[fiery wave]

Is like, why even?

Ppl on holiday would like to spend hours playing and not try to squeeze game time on workdays.

[shell goblet]

if anything yeah i just burnt out and moved on from drg which is frankly the most peaceful way for me to depart a game bc i still kept all my fond memories and rlly have to dig to remember all the tedious stuff

stark difference to games like overwatch and destiny 2

[fiery wave]

Yeah, it's the good kind of parting. Fun game, honestly will always be like, no weeklies, just let me play as much as I want.

Darktide also fucks that up imo.

Feels eh once weeklies are done somewhat after the honeymoon period.

[shell goblet]

yeah the weeklies system in darktide could absolutely use some fine tuning :3

id almost like to see a mix of daily/weekly missions or just account-wide weeklies in addition to per-operative weeklies

16 grimoires would be a little more reasonable if i had 7 days to do it over all my operatives and even still id reset it

[drowsy lynx]

Grimoires would be more reasonable if your team didn't act like picking them up is throwing

Even scriptures give hardly any reward so people don't bother picking those up either

[shell goblet]

no actually if it's with randos and not a premade team i agree with them kinda. i pick up scriptures if ive got empty pockets but grimoires ill pick up and literally explode them into the ether if i get to them before my teammates 👹👹

"grimoire, what grimoire ?????"

[drowsy lynx]

I had a team complain for the remainder of a match because I picked one up. Kept asking if they wanted me to drop/ destroy it and they just kept telling me I was throwing by picking it up

Penance progress not allowed I guess

[shell goblet]

ugh i forgot there's a grimoire penance until i got my scripture penance randomly the other day without thinking abt it

scripture book club: fun, cute, whimsy even.

grimoire book club: STRESSFUL !! MORTAL WOUNDS !!! RAGE-BAIT !!

[drowsy lynx]

One grimoire? Probably fine with a team that's not struggling
Two grimoires? Hope you're ready to die for the emperor

[sleek harness]

Freals

Freals

What the fuck

Freaks

[jaunty path]

why do you keep saying a shit milkshake brand

[sleek harness]

Freaks?

[jaunty path]

for some reason its super annoying when you act stupid

[south jetty]

I check back in after a month or so and see this

never change Darktide Discord

[twin flower]

Could have been worse

[tired inlet]

for reals

[jovial hearth]

One of the few times I check in this chat and it's relatively peaceful

[tired inlet]

+Corruption Resistance, also you're a zealot/arbites

martyrdom picking up the scond grimoire

[tired inlet]

tomes count with that weekly

[marsh iris]

what the hel

[fiery wave]

Unless uprising. Still not fun playing perma flashbang the game.

[fiery wave]

It is throwing if the team is clearly having issues with someone dying 9 times to 1, and then both of them dying on the second pick up.

[somber stream]

Cat puked on my fucking rug

[fiery wave]

RIP.

Better get to cleaning asap.

[neon agate]

It's funny because Marty zealots fiend for them

[somber stream]

ON THE RUG OF ALL PLACES

[fiery wave]

But that forces you to run it all the time if you don't wanna get screwed by being dropped into one of those tbh. And it's quite meh outside of such and havoc.

[fiery wave]

Yes. You got a cat. Be thankful it's not into your PC tower or keyboard.

Depends on vent locations, I guess.

[little marten]

Time to

SKIN

[somber stream]

My PC case is an impregnable fortress

I've foreseen this

You know those hairy rug, that kinda stick together like a cat furr?

Even a piece of random could be hard to get off, we're talking a whole puddle here, fuck me dead

[fiery wave]

Yeah. Maybe tossing the rug is in place.

Unless you have a backyard to dry it.

[marsh iris]

now use to replace the rug

im joking dont

[somber stream]

I've already pressure wash the large section of it, soaking in detergent now

Then to the washing machine it goes, if it still fucked after that then there goes 60 euro

[marsh iris]

licht asmr rug cleaning

[little marten]

Live stream cleaning it in a maid outfit

$$$$

[somber stream]

[Content removed due to excess profanity]

[marsh iris]

[tired inlet]

I actually recommend an electronic air blower made specifically for PCs
https://www.walmart.com/ip/IT-Dusters-AirTec-Ultra-Electric-Air-Duster-Blower-PC-Laptop-Console-Electronics-Home-Cleaning-Environmental-Alternative-Spray-air-can-Keyboard-Clean

[vapid matrix]

@sleek harness

[tired inlet]

it's cheaper and more environmentally friendly than "Canned air" and has a variety of nobbles & dongles

[sleek harness]

No

[vapid matrix]

What are u hunting

[tired inlet]

choese

[sleek harness]

Moose

[tired inlet]

A møøse once bit my sister

[fiery wave]

The joke is the cooling vents are on top and a cat could vomit onto the CPU/GPU.

[tired steeple]

Hello

[sleek harness]

Why did you censor moose

[tired inlet]

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge—her brother-in-law— an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

[tired steeple]

The evil moose will arrive if you say it 3 times

[neon agate]

Hello there

[neon agate]

That invader Zim episode is hilarious tbh

[fiery wave]

Also, I have one of those. It's a reverse vaccum cleaner lul. I use it mostly to clean my keyboard.

[tired steeple]

I’ve not watched it

[tired inlet]

yes, vacuum cleaners suck; this switches to blow.

[neon agate]

Lmao. I literally can't explain because trying to explain invader Zim to someone is just insane

[tired inlet]

like a Mega Maid

[fiery wave]

Wot.

[tired steeple]

Mega maid

Drooling emoji

Giant maid

[somber stream]

Personally i just have people over to clean the PC

Too many stories about doing it yourself, just to never again see the light of it

[fiery wave]

Joke is, my hair dryer could do the same. Just use cool feature.

At least for not internals.

[tired inlet]

you'd still want the muzzles to increase air flow pressure

which is why I like this

[fiery wave]

Uhh... there are the attachments for hairdryers that make the flow thin and stronger.

[fiery wave]

Always be touching the case, even when unplugged.

[tired sail]

Ironic I literally just got done doing my hair lmao

[hard gorge]

do we all have long hair? hell yeah

[tired sail]

Well I sort of have a like

Mullet/wolf cut thing going on

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[tired sail]

Either way it is pretty long

[tired inlet]

I cut mine back in November, so nah.

[tired steeple]

I want long hair

But mine’s pretty short rn

[tired sail]

Eh

[tired inlet]

it's easy, you just don't cut it

[hard gorge]

its strange
i think women look great with short hair, and guys look great with long hair

[tired steeple]

Ehh it’s a whole thing

[light fable]

I'm living with the issue of long hair, it's a pain in the ass to dry after a shower

[hard gorge]

shoulder length is the great equal for good looking hair

[tired steeple]

I’d rather not bring it up

[fiery wave]

I went in with wet wipes before. Not sure what they did to brick it.

[fiery wave]

Arse length? Yeah.

[hard gorge]

fair fair

[hard gorge]

splay it out and you've got a cape

[tired sail]

OH DEAR

[somber stream]

The floor after every hair wash:

[tired sail]

EUGHHH

[green vector]

Long hair dudes 🤢

[hard gorge]

clearly you've never seen Matt Mercer

[tired inlet]

and have a solid protein diet to entice kerotin growth

[fiery wave]

Mostly cos aunt no longer around to like drag me for a haircut and I CBA to spend on it.

[tired inlet]

his hair isn't long; it's shoulder length -- that's medium

[hard gorge]

i keep mine around shoulder length. Ended up learning quite a bit about haircare from a from a lot of friends

[tired inlet]

Claudio Sanchez has some long fukken hair

[light fable]

people call long hair on dudes sometimes anything that isnt a crew cut, it's stupid

[hard gorge]

mmm do you think the scale is skewed for men?

[green vector]

Based and true

[hard gorge]

its all relative

like based on whats average

[fiery wave]

Long for men is like armpit lvl.

[tired inlet]

It shouldn't be. But hey, you tell me how long six inches is and we'll see.

[light fable]

I'm saying it's stupid to refer to 90% of hairstyles as long for men

[hard gorge]

i think this works, yeah

[void lark]

Anything that covers the earq is long for men

[hard gorge]

6 inches is average for men but on women? HUGE

[fiery wave]

IDK. I just wash normally and such so, herp.

[tired inlet]

Long is when it gets to your elbows.

and further past

[green vector]

And I'm saying it isn't

[hard gorge]

I have a friend who has ass length hair and I have no idea how the hell she maintains it

[tired inlet]

mine was down to the middle of my ass in November when I cut it

[light fable]

I've got like shoulder length hair but like down further is a different league I'd say mine is long but people even say it's long when you have even a tiny fringe like people say leon from resident evil has long hair

[fiery wave]

Just do usual but be more careful.

[somber stream]

Pretty sure shoulder is plenty long

[tired inlet]

medium

[hard gorge]

I feel like Leon is like the new Ryan Gosling-esque character for male role models

you know?

[somber stream]

Still long, for male standard

[hard gorge]

Silent dude, cool jacket, shoot thing and look cool

[somber stream]

Got mine down to waist once

[light fable]

I refer to mine as quite long, but the short long hair is whats making me think is a bit dumb

[void lark]

Shoulder ils already long as hell for a dude yeah

[hard gorge]

less angst though

[tired inlet]

medium

[green vector]

Based Frenchman

Cut yo fuckin hair 🤢

[tired inlet]

shoulder->elbow is medium; elbow->past is long.

[void lark]

Cut yo hiar indeed

[void lark]

That's crazy

[somber stream]

Yeah i did not miss having long hair

Greasy, hot during summer

[south jetty]

could have seen the Goontide again

[hard gorge]

Either style your hair or turn it into a civil war beard, no in between

[void lark]

You need to get back in toych with reality my guy

[light fable]

imagine thinking you should have control over other peoples aesthetic choices

[hard gorge]

wash your hair, style it, layer it, dont just let it hang

[tired inlet]

I'm sorry your pixie cut isn't considered medium length

[fiery wave]

Are you trying to admit to being a femboy now?

[void lark]

I have a bowl cut

Which is short

[somber stream]

Imagine spending 45 minutes a morning prepping the hair alone

[south jetty]

I'm a dude with long hair but that's because I'm indigenous

[light fable]

I've seen bowl cut called long is what I mean

[green vector]

Got one

[hard gorge]

like Mandark Bowl cut or something better?

[somber stream]

Whuh, long hair = femboy?

[south jetty]

if you're white

[tired inlet]

You don't wash your hair every day when it's that long; about 3 times a week

also learn to put it in a bun, or a knot

[somber stream]

I'm half white

[void lark]

Google Godefroy de Montmirail

[green vector]

Man bun

[tired inlet]

style it

[south jetty]

Long hair is everyone hair

[tired inlet]

learn to tie braids

[hard gorge]

3 times a week, shampoo and conditioner, hair dryer

[fiery wave]

Half Asian. That already shifts...

[void lark]

Man

[green vector]

Bro got the peasant cut

[hard gorge]

EXACTLY THIS

dont just let it hang like a troll under a bridge

[tired sail]

Uh oh

[green vector]

God your so based let's kiss

[fiery wave]

Every other day basically.

[somber stream]

It did got me in some sticky situation ngl

[tired inlet]

it can be a messy bun but I would twist tie it into a bun, 2-3 rounds, and tie it at the end.

[south jetty]

Love letting my hair be free and it's all magnificent in the wind n shit

[void lark]

As long as you promise to keep it strictly heterosexual

[fiery wave]

Sticky. Uh huh, like what?

[green vector]

Ye I'll say no homo first

[tired inlet]

The men kissed each other, heterosexually

[south jetty]

Make sure you don't touch toes

[void lark]

I can agree to those conditions

[hard gorge]

Brokeback Mountain but its straight

[fiery wave]

Till it flies into your face and touches your eyes.

[hard gorge]

Gachimuchi but hetero

[verbal brook]

Meanwhile I just have a mess of a bush that just does whatever as I have curly hair... I have no idea what I can even do with it lmao

[void lark]

I'm french that's how we greet each others

You wouldn't get it

[south jetty]

This is where having glasses comes into play

[void lark]

[tired inlet]

A fistfull of Dollars

[hard gorge]

"hey buddy, you got the wrong door. Leather Club's two blocks down."

[south jetty]

well that's one place to hide it

[south jetty]

fuck you

[green vector]

[south jetty]

(reference)

[hard gorge]

No Fuck you leather man!

[somber stream]

Blokes mistook me for a dame and offer their seats every now and then

[hasty sky]

I'm the boss of this hive city

[tired inlet]

IJe ne suis pas français, mais je le parle assez bien.

[fiery wave]

True. Acts like a partial barrier.

[void lark]

Salam aleykoum

[green vector]

Nothing worse than seeing a fitty from the back then they turn round and it's a dude

[tired inlet]

that's why we're trying to get into the leather bar!!

[hard gorge]

GOD you know what darktide is missing
Two hive nobles commenting on your progress like Waldorf and Statler

[void lark]

That's French for bonjour

[tired steeple]

Peeing rn

[lilac adder]

How are we suppose to do 18 when there 8 locations?

[fiery wave]

Femboy stats.

[south jetty]

Sometimes I get hit on by dudes when I'm in my city's transport hub but then they stop when they hear me talk

[tired steeple]

Ughhh I wanna be a femboy

[hard gorge]

"That was a medium dodge."
"A medium dodge?"
"Yeah. Not rare, and definitely wasnt well done!"
"DOHOHOHO"

[tired steeple]

Starts punching the ground

[void lark]

That's the neat part