general-chat

[mystic fossil]

fact check status: true

[sleek harness]

Ah, dying is just a downside

You can stop breathing

[tired steeple]

Yeah it’s pretty whatever

It’s not that bad

[stiff elbow]

fact check status FALSE cus humans are not naturally greedy

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[woven sigil]

I mean, yes, but also its still an "Eh, fuckit" type moment

[tired steeple]

I mean we’re a little naturally greedy for a big yummy pie

[stiff elbow]

its not like a baby pops out of its mother's womb and goes "weeeh weeeeh weeeeeerh i hate everyone weeeh i want to create a white ethnostate"

[woven sigil]

Like knowing there is a pub down the road an impulsively wanting a pint

[tired steeple]

Yeah idk I’m a cynic but I don’t think everyone’s inherently evil

[tired steeple]

HAHAHAHAHA

that mental image is so funny

[nocturne pewter]

how do i get image perms

[tired steeple]

We don’t

There are none

[brazen pelican]

Not in general.

[tired steeple]

There were for a while

[stiff elbow]

humans are naturally motivated, in all their logic and reasoning and conscious, in external conditions and socioeconomic factors

[tired steeple]

Got taken away

[nocturne pewter]

well in #darktide-fan-art

[sleek harness]

Some Reddit stories are like that

[stiff elbow]

for better or worse, thats up to you

[woven sigil]

An you said you were gonna calm down with pulling up politics all the time not 30 min ago

[tired steeple]

That one was just funny

[stiff elbow]

yeah but then we started talking about anxiety-era philiosophy

[woven sigil]

Mission failed

[south valve]

When was anxiety era?

[green vector]

chat is dogshit tonight as usual

based

[tired steeple]

After ww1

[stiff elbow]

right after ww1

[brazen pelican]

Every era.

[woven sigil]

Did you expect anything less?

[stiff elbow]

usually up to the 50s

[south valve]

Oh right

[sage nova]

hearthu spitting facts

[green vector]

hearthu

[stiff elbow]

thats when everyone got all pessimistic and existentialist

[sleek harness]

Who are you

[stiff elbow]

and sad

[sleek harness]

Where did you came from

[south valve]

I guess the existentialists would fall under that then?

[woven sigil]

Speak for yourself, I'm not a pessimist

[stiff elbow]

yeah

[tired steeple]

It seems more that humans are inherently… how do I put it

[sleek harness]

Dumbasses

[stiff elbow]

well during the time period that happened, most people were

[tired steeple]

Humans like to have their communities and stick to them

[stiff elbow]

and its not hard to blame them

[woven sigil]

Seems it didnt go anywhere then

[south valve]

Tribalistic ig

[tired steeple]

Yeah

I think that’s one of the main inherent things. Socialising and tribalism

Hanging out, I guess

[south valve]

Existentialism didn’t go anywhere?

[stiff elbow]

the world's first industrialised war caused innumerable destruction and death never seen before across the continents, and the new consumerists methods and false peaces barely sufficied to bring any sort of appeasement

[south valve]

Idk about that

[woven sigil]

I meant pessimisim

[south valve]

Right

[tired steeple]

Ehh. Being pessimistic is just in the world always

[woven sigil]

Easier to bitch about the world than it is to just get on with your life and be happy innit

[stiff elbow]

its not like pessimism is a strictly anxiety-era mental attitude

its always been around

but the era of anxiety was catagorized by mass pessimism and absurdism

[south valve]

Off topic, but I feel like optimism is really undervalued

And dismissed as just having your head in the clouds

[woven sigil]

If someone isnt happy, seldom do they want to be around people who are

[stiff elbow]

what with the great war, and the great depression, and the loss of old surplus markets, and the mass poverty and starvation, and the fall of the great european dynasties (hohenzollern, habsburg, romanov, osman, etc.) and empires that once controlled the world

[woven sigil]

People are weird

[tired steeple]

My old group were pretty happy

I wasn’t

We were fine

I just left

[south valve]

Yeah, I think that’s a pretty generalising statement

[stiff elbow]

and the actual shithole that was the weimar republic 😭

[south valve]

Comparatively to what came before and after it wasn’t too bad lol

But yeah

[woven sigil]

I think you missed the point there

[south valve]

Wdym?

[woven sigil]

Easier to bring someone down by dismissing their mindstate than to try to be happy for them

Which people do a lot

[south valve]

Right

Maybe you’re onto something, idk

[woven sigil]

I can only speak from my own personal experiences of humanity

[south valve]

Humanity should like

Go into the planets

And kill all the aliens

And form a giant church

For this one dude on a chair

[languid hazel]

Personally I hope humanity either gets its collective shit together OR we die off spontaneously with no more suffering

[south valve]

I hope we get teleportation, that would be cool

[rocky radish]

Imagine if people realized the majority have way more power than the few who create systems to tell us it's the other way around

[woven sigil]

I mean, whilst farcical, imagine how much better off we'd be if we stopped fighting one another over every possible thing imaginable.

Honestly, people are kinda dicks

[south valve]

And big spaceships

[dark lion]

tfw actively getting trolled by ogryn in auric

[green vector]

this is why we aint making it to the space age

[stiff elbow]

weimer was AWFUL, the SPD had virtually no control over the country or the weak constitution they drafted so they relied extensively on the military. the allied blockades, the extreme economic crisis, and the treaty of versaillies all virtually renderer the country in an economic deadlock that they had no way of actually repaying. tens of thousands starved or died of disease. virtually nobody had a job outside of government positions due to the closure of multiple sectors and surplus markets

[south valve]

Truth ogryn frag bomb

[woven sigil]

Is true. We'll die fighting over oil and political opinions fed to us by whatever media we read that week.

[south valve]

Yeah I know

[stiff elbow]

what the allies tried to do was implement democracy instantanously to a populace and a nation that had never ever experienced democracy and had only known strong, consolidated leaders like the likes of fredreick the great and bismarck

And Then The Nazis Came

[south valve]

Political assassinations, Hindenburg using authoritarian tactics, scapegoating of ethnic minorities

Not good

[stiff elbow]

this is also what is happening in modern russia

modern russia is basically weimer germany

[south valve]

And the government didn’t work because of proportional representation and allat

[marsh iris]

politics

[south valve]

History

[marsh iris]

which country is number 1

[languid hazel]

History

[south valve]

[stiff elbow]

history and sociologics

goober

[green vector]

new zealand

[marsh iris]

😈

[green vector]

based samoan chads

[languid hazel]

Fun fact for everyone who isn’t aware, economics are NOT politics :4

[south valve]

Alphabetically?

Umm

[rocky radish]

Scapegoating is effective. Create fear of the minority, then tell everyone you are the only one who can protect them from this imaginary enemy

[south valve]

Argentina or something

[jaunty path]

I have a friend from Argentina

[stiff elbow]

ethiopia 💪🏽

[stiff elbow]

economics are politics

[marsh iris]

argentina ah yes, 1940s german vacation spot

[rocky radish]

As a kiwi I have to disagree

[stiff elbow]

economics directly impact the social aspects of people's lives

and social aspects and attitudes directly impact economic modes of production

[languid hazel]

Not necessarily. The two are closely intertwined yes. But they’re not the same thing

[stiff elbow]

they basically are

[marsh iris]

i mightve started something here

carry on

[south valve]

I want to learn more about Soviet history

[marsh iris]

🐦

[south valve]

It sounds interesting

[stiff elbow]

economics is thoroughly a political matter

[south valve]

For all the wrong reasons but yeah

[stiff elbow]

your first task......................... try to figure out if the holodomor was INTENTIONAL

👻

[south valve]

The wha?

[stiff elbow]

the holodomor

[gloomy tartan]

Robots don’t have asses

[dark lion]

commies starving each other

[stiff elbow]

the mass starvation of ukraninian kulaks

[gloomy tartan]

Humans are superior

[south valve]

This should maybe show how little I know 😭

Oh

[marsh iris]

add more silicon

[gloomy tartan]

Painted what’s your favorite chimp

[modern elm]

what would yalls dream darktide class be??? like even if itd never happen what would it be... just curious to see what pipe dreams yall would have...

[stiff elbow]

gross oversimplification but there was starvation involved

[gloomy tartan]

Primate I mean

[mystic fossil]

not yet but if we live to our expiry date we will see robussy

[south valve]

The ones with the Painted asses

[woven sigil]

Britain

[dark lion]

slavs killing each other then

[gloomy tartan]

Peak

[languid hazel]

Eh fair enough. I concede. Granted I’m little more than a fool with big dreams and no hope so what could I truly know? Reality scarcely matters nowadays

[gloomy tartan]

Baboons

I like lemurs

[mystic fossil]

its a world war soon enough

[languid hazel]

Felinid. I dunno what they would do but felinids

[lethal solstice]

Stormsurge battlesuit

[south valve]

I feel like orangutans are pretty chill

[stiff elbow]

stop grossly oversimplifying

[dark lion]

its not technically wrong

[gloomy tartan]

They can over power u tho

I like lemurs

Zabomafoo

[stiff elbow]

i wont get into the debate if the holodomor was an intentional genocide (spolier alert, kinda was but also wasnt) but it was very bad

[woven sigil]

I miss when we were making jokes in here

[mystic fossil]

1. blanks, 2. league of votann, 3. fire warrior (this aint happening)

[south valve]

Are they friendly?

[modern elm]

honestly if we get a representatrion of felinids in darktide that would make it all the more likely to have actual 40k models of them which would be very very nice

[stiff elbow]

and resulted in the deaths of a lot of people

[languid hazel]

A world war that only the rich and powerful want

[gloomy tartan]

They are chill

Hop away from threats

[dark lion]

i never want cat boys in 40k

[gloomy tartan]

Side hop

[south valve]

Join the primate conversation

[gloomy tartan]

It’s funny

[mystic fossil]

yep

[south valve]

lol

[gloomy tartan]

Lemurs aren’t agressive

Youtube lemurs hopping on the forest floor

[modern elm]

i know next to nothing about blanks... what would they provide to the team???

[gloomy tartan]

It’s so cute bro

They stick there arms out

[woven sigil]

Lets be real, the best primates are gibbons

[lethal solstice]

Blanks would be A Problem considering we have player psykers and a very strong ship psyker

[woven sigil]

They're happy little fellas

[south valve]

Have you ever seen snakes drinking water?

[languid hazel]

Blanks are definitely not happening

[marsh iris]

what is going on with our current socioeconomic state?

[lethal solstice]

Not much

[languid hazel]

They’d completely negate everything a psyker can do

[lethal solstice]

They're just people who don't have souls

[gloomy tartan]

Lemurs are my favorite

[stiff elbow]

more media depicting felinids as clumsy cat-humangirl hybrids instead of actual, bipedal cat people please!!!

[gloomy tartan]

No felinids

We don’t want no khajiit here

[marsh iris]

fuck topics fly past too fast

[gloomy tartan]

Damn thieves

[south valve]

They’re like James Corden in Cats

[marsh iris]

i just put my socks on

[gloomy tartan]

This

[mystic fossil]

blanks are anti psyker energy so they would fuck with psykers and go crazy against anything corrupted

[south valve]

Or however you spell his name

[gloomy tartan]

W reference painted

[languid hazel]

Precisely why they won’t be added

[south valve]

I like it tbh

[stiff elbow]

i'd expect them to look exactly like that

[woven sigil]

I would be fine with our psykers getting hit with a psychological bitchslap tbh

[stiff elbow]

mass psychosis

people are dying

[languid hazel]

🙄

[marsh iris]

blanks even make neutrals feel irritated

[mystic fossil]

i wish arbites had inate dmg res to certain things cuz armor is a massive part of the arbite identity

[south valve]

I’ve never seen that movie and I never want to

[gloomy tartan]

wtf is a neutral

[mystic fossil]

depending on the power level

[south valve]

It looks terrifying

[languid hazel]

A normal mundane person

[lethal solstice]

They get it as a large toughness pool

[gloomy tartan]

Oh so I’m not a neutral

I’m a Cadian

We’re not normal

[languid hazel]

FOR CADIA!

[south valve]

You’re special, Cadian :3

[grizzled plover]

FOR CADIA

[mystic fossil]

im a psyker im just better fr fr

[grizzled plover]

WAAAAAGH

[south valve]

VICTORY OR DEATH

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t stop producing grenades for cadia every 60 seconds

[stiff elbow]

cadians when NOBODY GIVES A FUCK about their dumb planet

[grizzled plover]

KRUMP THE SPIKY GITZ

[languid hazel]

😡

[marsh iris]

i read eisernhorn, this low power blank chick made him want to kill her but of course he have to willpower to still help her

[gloomy tartan]

People getting mad when we colonize their planet and name it new cadia

[mystic fossil]

... this might be heresy

[gloomy tartan]

We’re colonizing your shit and naming it new cadia

[south valve]

How do you do that btw?

[gloomy tartan]

AND YOUR GONNA LIKE IT

[woven sigil]

Veterans shitting krak grenades out like over-active chickens

[gloomy tartan]

You know how my eyes are purple

That’s how

[south valve]

Yeah

Oh

[grizzled plover]

Cadians when I show them Tallarn (tallarn actually survived their invasion)

[mystic fossil]

isnt eisenhorn hinted to be a psyker tho?

[south valve]

Interesting…

[gloomy tartan]

No it comes out the front

With force

[stiff elbow]

yall ever hear those voicelines in game about other classes telling their backstories and the cutthroat vet is all like "heh... well i only need to know who i need to kill"

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like a mortar

[woven sigil]

The ultimate kidney stone

[mystic fossil]

nah fart for 30 secs with smokes

[stiff elbow]

SYBAU!!!!! NOBODY GIVES A FUCK

[gloomy tartan]

Pass the grenade kidney stone every 60 seconds for Cadia

[languid hazel]

Do you think Cadians born after the destruction of Cadia are as infatuated with Cadia as Cadians born before the destruction of Cadia?

[south valve]

Don’t talk about him that way, he’s my baby

[grizzled plover]

Blanks are also like in general anti-memetics for any warp-sensitive species

[woven sigil]

Now THATS devotion

[gloomy tartan]

I think it’s passed down from the old generation

[mystic fossil]

what does this mean? anti-memetics

[gloomy tartan]

Like YOU WILL NOT FORGET THIS HAPPANED

[marsh iris]

i guess so

but not so much

[gloomy tartan]

old generation Cadians probably beat in the memory of cadia into new Cadians minds and souls

A Cadian disrespecting cadia would probably grt torn apart like a mass chimp attack early on in there youth

That’s my guess

[marsh iris]

pariah nexus in inquisitor martyr sucks prince of nurgle like a vacuum

[mystic fossil]

god i wish i was a blank in the 40k universe

[gloomy tartan]

But they can’t fart

Or burp

[marsh iris]

dive bomb in the throne room

[gloomy tartan]

They need a valve

[nocturne pewter]

i dont think you want to be in the 40k universe in general

[mystic fossil]

assassins are also very fucking cool it just sucks that they have the shittiest lives

like the assassin drip ALWAYS is fire

[woven sigil]

General chat is healing

[south valve]

If you pause at the right time, you can pinpoint the exact moment every single one us lost our minds mid conversation 😭

[gloomy tartan]

Being a servo skull seems neat

[grizzled plover]

Okay so like people tend to overlook or justify ignoring and isolating blanks a lot. Like Jurgen (from the Ciaphas Cain novels) gets away with a lot because most people simply ignore his presence (due to being a radiating beacon of Normality) and even coming up with rationale as to why Jurgen is so unnoticeable and unlikable (typically calling him boring or ugly or unhygenic, which is all just... A side effect of him being a Blank.)

[gloomy tartan]

Was it when I described cadians tearing someone who bad mouthed cadia apart like a chimp attack?

Cuz that’s just real

[marsh iris]

he got the blank stank

[gloomy tartan]

Blanks have a unique stank

Confirmed

The lack of soul is replaced with spiritual stank

[marsh iris]

[dark lion]

man

[grizzled plover]

Fr it be like the scene in game of thrones when the rioting peasants descend on the high septon like a pack of rats and rip off his arm

[dark lion]

genuinely i hate playing with ogryns in the party

[nocturne pewter]

Every veteran has a gland that produces krak grenades. We don't know how they get them

[grizzled plover]

don't say that sah. you don't mean it.

[dark lion]

steals all the ammo and just sits in front bodyblocking all of my lines of fire

[grizzled plover]

[gloomy tartan]

Look

Sometiemd piss comes out

[sleek harness]

Use melee

[gloomy tartan]

Sometimes a grenade comes out

Don’t worry about it

[nocturne pewter]

fact checked by true ogryn players: WRONG ❌

[grizzled plover]

sah we got the cuh-ver-ing fire. go smash those hairy ticks good

[mystic fossil]

do scums just have an ammo factory implanted into them when they take pickpocket?

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck hairy ticks

[nocturne pewter]

Yes

[marsh iris]

what if we put a blank in a missile pod and launch them into the hive fleet

[little marten]

TOP TIER CONTENT EXPEDITIONS

[grizzled plover]

I think they're taking everyone else's ammo

[gloomy tartan]

✊

[grizzled plover]

Tyranids are unfortunately pseudo-blanks themselves

[little marten]

I LOVE KITING THE SWARM AROUND THE ENTIRE MAP FOR A DOG TO BE SPAWNED ROUND THE CORNER AND GET INSTA POUNCED

[mystic fossil]

like allies?? lmao thats funny to imapgine

[green vector]

that shit was fucking aids

[nocturne pewter]

They should add toxin eximi from Warframe to this game for no reason but to make everything worse for everyone

[hazy kestrel]

I agree

[grizzled plover]

Nah like from the heretics

[gloomy tartan]

They said fuck yo kite

[little marten]

they really did

[serene dune]

The love we share

[little marten]

its ok

we train

adapt

[green vector]

bro ive got the slide down

[little marten]

return

[green vector]

IM SLIDIN

[woven sigil]

Did you finally make it out?

[little marten]

just about yeah

[mystic fossil]

but they kill ppl without guns and just magically get ammo which means they have to have a metal processing factory in their body

[gloomy tartan]

They should add a servo skull character and name him jimmy

[grizzled plover]

Expeditions are a lot of fun when you play them wrong

[woven sigil]

Eyy

[little marten]

reapers playing sniper elite out here

[grizzled plover]

they uh... They're taking ammo off the heretics.

[sleek harness]

Burgle how many times you died

[gloomy tartan]

So true lol

[green vector]

literally using desperado and still getting minced by gunners

dogshit ass game

[south valve]

Setting myself two alarms (one aspirational and one realistic)

[gloomy tartan]

Headshot gunners bro

[little marten]

maybe 40% sucess rate today in total

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what u do

[grizzled plover]

Every reaper is aiming for the vaunted ballshot

[gloomy tartan]

Use my inf las gun and headshot the gunners

Easy

[sleek harness]

What

[gloomy tartan]

Headshot the reapers

[sleek harness]

I mean in number

[gloomy tartan]

Nade the crushers

[sleek harness]

N u m b e r s

[mystic fossil]

say what ya want sah ive'nt seen it me self

[sleek harness]

Got it?

[green vector]

didnt think of that chris cheers lad

[little marten]

no idea i didnt consult my spreadsheet before closing the game

[grizzled plover]

I just walk up to the reapers and kill them. With my shield. And my rippa

[sleek harness]

From memory

[little marten]

maybe like 5 fails 4 wins

[green vector]

everyone left me

[brazen pelican]

This is true, the heretics just happen to have spare ammo matching the Scum weapon. Crazy coincidence for sure.

[mystic fossil]

sleep

[sleek harness]

Very obvious

[mystic fossil]

go sleep

[brazen pelican]

I might, in a bit, waiting for pills to kick.

[little marten]

i have to train

[gloomy tartan]

Hey would you drink alcohol made by a chimp

Like if it was a new brand

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi

[little marten]

havent played since scum

[gloomy tartan]

And a chimp made it

[brazen pelican]

Rat.

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi

[brazen pelican]

Rat.

[gloomy tartan]

Does Warhammer sell alcohol

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi

[brazen pelican]

Rat.

[gloomy tartan]

Can I buy booze that lion l drinks

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi

[grizzled plover]

The needlegun aside, every single weapon the hive scum has presumably shares ammo with dreg weapons

[brazen pelican]

Rat.

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi

[green vector]

stop you fucks

[gloomy tartan]

Does lion el yonson like tequila ?

[brazen pelican]

No.

[sleek harness]

Heorthu

[grizzled plover]

Wrex.

[gloomy tartan]

Lion El Yonson

[sleek harness]

They/she

[hazy kestrel]

He’s groovin’

[grizzled plover]

you're supposed to go "shepard" :(

Like in mass effect

[mystic fossil]

is there a mod that autofires semi auto guns?

[sleek harness]

Never played Mass Effect

Is it bad

Probably

[grizzled plover]

boooo go do that it's peak

[little marten]

Trauma got me so hard I made a mistake guys..

[grizzled plover]

until the back half of 3

[little marten]

I hit the block of cheese

[brazen pelican]

What kind?

[little marten]

Mature cheddar

[brazen pelican]

Consume. ..oOwOo..

[sleek harness]

No

[green vector]

trauma got me so hard im finally sick of desperado

[sleek harness]

I need to pay money

[green vector]

[sleek harness]

I don't like paying

To playing

[gloomy tartan]

Pay them with cheese

[sleek harness]

That's racism

[little marten]

wtf why is cheese so good

[somber stream]

You mfs really expediting at 2am

[gloomy tartan]

🧀 🐀🧀

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

[sleek harness]

Not all skavens like cheese

[brazen pelican]

Lies.

[somber stream]

SLEEP

[gloomy tartan]

Just the cool ones

[sleek harness]

Do you like sex

Answer that

[brazen pelican]

Yes, Dad.

[gloomy tartan]

What

[mystic fossil]

wut abt warp cheese

[nocturne pewter]

sex!

[somber stream]

#Notyourdad

[sleek harness]

Grampa Licht

How is the economy

In

Germany

[gloomy tartan]

Warp cheese Cheesy warp

[brazen pelican]

You tell me to do things that are good for me. Like a father would. Therefore Dad.

[somber stream]

Dry af rat, just got proper moistered

See you lot in a few

[sleek harness]

Holy shit Licht finally talked about the German economy

[gloomy tartan]

Take care Licht

[little marten]

Will he even remember this in the morning

[fluid gust]

anyone else being perma disconnected?

[dark lion]

died like 4 times on auric

cause these fucking ogryn

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t be racist to ogryn

[brazen pelican]

Now, should I catch up a bit on GSL or Speed Chess?

[gloomy tartan]

Develop a new power source

[sleek harness]

Play infinite chess

[brazen pelican]

Not playing, watching before I sleep.

[gloomy tartan]

Let’s all play battle ship

[little marten]

Watch professional cutting

[brazen pelican]

The German one?

[little marten]

Ye

[sleek harness]

Watch Iron Lung

[delicate vapor]

merry

[brazen pelican]

Is it good?

[sleek harness]

I don't know

[gloomy tartan]

Merry what

It’s not Christmas

[sleek harness]

It's certainly not bad

[little marten]

I reckon I could go pro at professional cutting

[delicate vapor]

marry

[little marten]

I know my way around a potato

[brazen pelican]

Nurgle Spudlord.

[dark lion]

i will absolutely be racist to ogryn

esp when theres 2

[sleek harness]

People didn't made 30 videos on YouTube making fun of it

[gloomy tartan]

I also know my way around a potshot

[sleek harness]

There's just 1 praising it

[gloomy tartan]

I fucking love potato’s

French frys ruke

[brazen pelican]

Potatoes are goated.

[gloomy tartan]

I would trade half this chats population for potato’s for French fries

Not all of us though im pragmatic

[brazen pelican]

Good. Let that consume you.

[green vector]

no

[buoyant loom]

a spider capable of spellcraft at that

[sleek harness]

I am not in this half

Obviously

[gloomy tartan]

Can’t get rid of you guys

Your too memorable

It would be like if Santa got shot

[little marten]

🤔

[gloomy tartan]

Like you can’t just replace Santa

[buoyant loom]

we would all trade you for less

[gloomy tartan]

You would trade me for crack

I forgive you thoufh

[brazen pelican]

Just be fair, just take one half off of everyone.

[sleek harness]

You can

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna hear this lol

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin can replace Santa

[buoyant loom]

id walk 20 miles for a quaalude

[sleek harness]

Nurgle can be the gnome

[gloomy tartan]

Okay but if Paul and Santa got shot then we couldn’t replace Santa

[brazen pelican]

Rat can be the Grinch.

[sleek harness]

And Slaaneshi is just there

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[buoyant loom]

can i be khorne

[sleek harness]

[sleek harness]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Skaven grinch would be neat

[buoyant loom]

:(

[gloomy tartan]

Warhammer how the Skaven stole Christmas

lol

[buoyant loom]

how the skaven stole the damn moon

[dark lion]

no joke i cna't play vet if i get matched with an aogry

[gloomy tartan]

Who would be Cindy Lou

[green vector]

ye you said like 9 times lad

[brazen pelican]

The inevitable sequel can be called "The Raturn".

[buoyant loom]

hadron i reckon

[dark lion]

my queen

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao hadron is tall af tho

[sleek harness]

He needs to prove to us how much he hates ogryns

[gloomy tartan]

That would be funny throwing that blonde wig on hadron lmao

[sleek harness]

It's important!

[brazen pelican]

I like Ogryns, they protect me. :>

[gloomy tartan]

A Ogryn took his bitch

[dark lion]

bro i can't stress how trash it is to play gun vet and getting a gungryn in team

[gloomy tartan]

[dark lion]

it basically means you can't play

[buoyant loom]

thats quitter speak

think of it as maximum dakka

[gloomy tartan]

Take the node that gives you 20 % more ammo

[dark lion]

i did

[brazen pelican]

I just now realized what your pfp is. So adorable! :3

[blazing ibex]

Then simply kill the heretics harder and take the ammo

You're a vet.

[buoyant loom]

ty! his name is jeremy

[gloomy tartan]

I mean your faster than a ogryn as a vet

You can grab the ammo first

[brazen pelican]

A very good name!

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew Iron Lung was 2 hours

I guess they had a lot of ideas for a submarine under the sea of blood

[gloomy tartan]

You’re 2 hours

[green vector]

playing a vet and not having infinite ammo perk

[sleek harness]

Playing vet and staying behind a teammate

[buoyant loom]

playin a shoota in my choppa game

[brazen pelican]

That's why you should play Vet 2.0.

[gloomy tartan]

I use ogryn as shields

Love shooting through them as a vet

[sleek harness]

Taller Vet

Ogryn

[buoyant loom]

shortgryn

[brazen pelican]

Oh, fair. Then play Vet 3.0.

[gloomy tartan]

I like the ogryn who says he likes the cuthroat

That’s a nice ogryn

Cuthroats all I DONT LIKE YOU I DONT LIKE ANYONE THATS A WEAKNESS AND I DONT DO WEAK

[buoyant loom]

love me slab

[blazing ibex]

Who needs it

[gloomy tartan]

ogryn replied “ THATS OKAY, I STILL LIKE YOU SAH”

Ogryns are good 👍🏼

[sleek harness]

Bully ogryn would totally split that veteran in two

[gloomy tartan]

like a race of Lenny’s from of mice and men

They argued

A lot

[green vector]

apparently this fuckin guy who cryin

[grizzled plover]

I like the new cutthroat lines that make them a little less one dimensional

[gloomy tartan]

The bully and Cadian talk shit to eachother so much lmao

[stiff elbow]

takin you tah boom town

[gloomy tartan]

Cuthroats sarcastic as fuck

Bully is straight up I don’t care wtf you think

[sleek harness]

I love Bully because he doesn't give a fuck about Cadia

[gloomy tartan]

He doesn’t give a fuck about anything

[sleek harness]

Exactly

But the main reason is because he doesn't give a fuck about Cadia

[gloomy tartan]

He’s sarcastic like the cuthroat but he’s way more fucking rude lmao

[grizzled plover]

"Whenever people say 'it could be worse' the universe rises up and takes it as a challenge!" -professional

"But it COULD be worse!" - cutthroat

"Wait! Did you just do that on purpose!" -professional

" -giggle- maybe :)" -cutthroat

[gloomy tartan]

He’s just straight up rude lmao

[sleek harness]

Though he likes dogs and trains

So not that rude

[gloomy tartan]

His insults are either to your face or sarcastic

[grizzled plover]

I love cutthroat's laugh

[gloomy tartan]

And Tbf he doesn’t kill the allies

He just insults the squad

[grizzled plover]

You literally only hear it twice but it's cute tbh

[gloomy tartan]

I like hearing him and cuthroat argue

Yeah cuthroat laughs talking to another of the veterans

[brazen pelican]

Which one is it that shouts "Come out and play, heretics!"?

[grizzled plover]

That sounds solidly loose cannon

[stiff elbow]

the loose cannon says that actually

[gloomy tartan]

One of the convos has I think the normal soldier saying how things allways get worse when someone says “ it could allways be worse”

[stiff elbow]

not the professional

[sleek harness]

Probably a zealot

[brazen pelican]

I enjoy that exchange a lot.

[stiff elbow]

loose cannon

[gloomy tartan]

My cuthroat relied with “ it can allways be worse tho”

He laughs after the soldier asks if he did that on purpose

He chuckles saying Maybie

[grizzled plover]

kek the world's most sarcastic guardsman of history vs the most sarcastic guardsman of todah

[grizzled plover]

Soul-healing laugh tbh

[gloomy tartan]

Not a loud laugh but a chuckle he lets leak out

[grizzled plover]

Cutthroat is getting better guys

[stiff elbow]

cutthroat isnt sarcastic

cutthroat is the least sarcastic one there

[grizzled plover]

Yeah it's like, blended into him saying maybe, like he's trying to hold it in and can't stop himself

[stiff elbow]

cutthroat is a wrathful, angry and disenfranchised prick

[gloomy tartan]

He talks shit sarcastically

Or he screams

That’s his two moods

He called the emperor a fickle god

[grizzled plover]

And also occasionally makes a joke, according to his new dialogue

The scores of dead heretics must be making cutthroat feel better

[brazen pelican]

He's not wrong, though.

[gloomy tartan]

He’s telling a zealot to not rely on the emperor to save them

That they should watch there own back

[grizzled plover]

Oh boy here comes a bug preaching about sex, drugs, and Rock n Roll

[gloomy tartan]

They know from experience

[brazen pelican]

I'm currently more into metal and Creepy Nuts.

[rain pilot]

ant is making fun of veterans

not surprised

[grizzled plover]

We're throne-fearing guardsfolk here

[gloomy tartan]

There’s one where the psyker tells the cuthroat that he’s like a sharp blade

[stiff elbow]

kill all cutthroats

[gloomy tartan]

But that they fear he’s brittle and near breaking

[stiff elbow]

nobody gaf about cadia 🙏🏽

[grizzled plover]

FOR CREED

[gloomy tartan]

He basically says yeah “ but I’m okay now that’s all that matters”

Like okay I might have my mind shatter but until then FOR CADIA

[rain pilot]

ant doesn't like 40k lore Chris

[grizzled plover]

Cutthroat is trying so hard

[rain pilot]

PTSD

[gloomy tartan]

he’s a attack dog lol

[rain pilot]

MFs in their comfy houses

[grizzled plover]

Yeah but he's a dog that's been beaten so many times he's starting to lose his touch

[rain pilot]

acting like you wouldn't have gone mad

from the horrors

of 40k

[gloomy tartan]

The moment he gets encouraged to kill he’s happy

He wants to die fighting

[grizzled plover]

Given he was ON CADIA I'm surprised he ended up in a prison ship

[marsh iris]

male cutthroat contributes 90% of the torrent's water supply

[gloomy tartan]

He has heretical thoughts

Like that the rest of the soldiers abandoned them

[grizzled plover]

In this house Cutthroat was a hero

[brazen pelican]

Could be worse. Could've stayed on Cadia.

[blazing ibex]

Tbf it might have been better if he was on Cadia

[gloomy tartan]

It’s his thought that cadia was abandoned when they needed help after they went to everyone else’s aid for so long and that the emperor is a fucked god

He’s loyal but he has some wild views from his past expediences

[blazing ibex]

Since he's probably got a severe case of Survivor's Guilt

That shit eats people alive.

[gloomy tartan]

He has the most survivors guilt ever lmao

It’s all but confirmed in a news update lol

Multiple convos hint at it

[grizzled plover]

Cutthroat having to live with knowing that he lived out of tens of millions

[blazing ibex]

And to him, he probably wasn't supposed to.

[gloomy tartan]

Cuthroat doesn’t trust that anyone will be there to help when they need it

[brazen pelican]

I would be. :<

[gloomy tartan]

They have to rely on themself and be ready to fight 24 7

That’s why they are a brittle sword

Never resting

[rain pilot]

Do you want me to um actually you on this

[grizzled plover]

Is also the personality I end up rezzing the most lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Yes

[blazing ibex]

A death on his home preferable to his survival seeing it die only to be conscripted to a penal colony with no facilities to deal with the incurring trauma.

[gloomy tartan]

He does say that they didn’t help Cadia in it’s time of need tho

[rain pilot]

The chaos drove a fucken ship into the planet to make it explode

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I know that lol

[grizzled plover]

Cadia held out as long as they could tbh

[gloomy tartan]

He’s salty that cadia wasn’t saved by its allies

[rain pilot]

it wasn't abandoned

[grizzled plover]

Abbadon was forced to trade an EXTREMELY powerful warship for the planet and still got pushed back

[rain pilot]

they just had alot of shit happening at the time

[gloomy tartan]

Oh I know that’s the truth

Cuthroat is salty af tho

BITTERRRRRRRRR

[blazing ibex]

He's chill with ogryns though.

[gloomy tartan]

he straight up says you weren’t there when cadia needed you or something along those effects

Yeah he vibes with ogryns

Calms down

[grizzled plover]

The Imperial Navy disabling a Blackstone Fortress, boarding Abbadon's own flagship, and continuing to hold back Chaos in the void of space well after cadia's fall watching the cadians get all the glory

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like therapy

I mean it’s understandable

[blazing ibex]

I get it

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia sent soldiers to other battles for forever

[blazing ibex]

Ogryns are the only things that can find genuine positivity in the severely fucked situation the rejects are in

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the whole you didn’t help us when we needed you argument regardless of what happened

[grizzled plover]

Savant Psyker and Authoritarian Arbites also manage to find the silver lining don't they

[gloomy tartan]

Ogryn are also genuine

[dark lion]

cadia broke before the guard did

[nocturne pewter]

I find myself relating to Ogryns. That's probably a little concerning

[gloomy tartan]

Ogryn are honest

Genuine

It’s admirable traits

[gloomy arch]

How exactly can I get 3000 Tech Remnants from Grid Point Beta in one run? Do I have to be lucky, or is it just a matter of speed and splitting up?

[blazing ibex]

I think it's a tad different because both know of the actual gravity of the situation and simply try to hope through it

[green vector]

luck

[nocturne pewter]

There is also nothing going on in my head half of the time

[gloomy tartan]

A ogryn might rip your head off but he won’t backstab you or lie about it

[gloomy arch]

Well... Shit.

[blazing ibex]

Ogryn is simply untouched by it in the meanwhile

[tired inlet]

what's everyone's last achievement date on steam where you got 100%?
My final achievement on steam was preternatural dodge; I got it in April 16th, 2023.

[gloomy tartan]

I think cuthroat finds ogryns to be reliable and honest no fluff

[blazing ibex]

They just do their thing and do their thing happy. Regardless of how bad things actually are.

[blazing ibex]

"Abhumans are better than the most of us."

[hazy kestrel]

Mine was “Like a 4-Leaf Clover” on January 6th, 2025.

[tired inlet]

nice

[twin flower]

100% like you got every achievement? dayum

[grizzled plover]

I finally finished my race of Psionic Termite Warriors in stellaris

[brazen pelican]

"Dream Team".

[twin flower]

I dont think I even have something on 100

[marsh iris]

CLOSE, KILL AND THEN LOVE YOURSELF

[hazy kestrel]

There’s surprisingly few tbh.

[gloomy tartan]

I 100% viva piñata

💪🏼

[brazen pelican]

My last achievement to get VT2 to 100% was to level Salzpyre to 30.

[woven sigil]

Don't let the Inquisitor hear you say that

[buoyant loom]

why are all the ogryns here green and angry

[brazen pelican]

Think they ate some bad rashuns.

[buoyant loom]

WAAAAAAAAAAGH

WE'Z WANT BETTA RASHUNS

[brazen pelican]

Gooder biomass, ples. :>

[buoyant loom]

i bet ork boiz are bottom tier biomass

[brazen pelican]

They come to you, plenty of them, will enjoy fighting to the death. Top tier biomass.

[buoyant loom]

sign me up

[wheat sphinx]

We love Cutthroat

[buoyant loom]

40k has my favorite orks

[brazen pelican]

If the 'Nids eat enough Orks, will they gain the power of "WAAAAAAAGH!"?

[sweet wraith]

I bet they taste like mushrooms

[buoyant loom]

they will become the third green god

zork

is it notable when the hivemind gets access to geneseed?

i feel like that should create some mega wacko nids

[twin flower]

As far as I know they've fed on space marines already and just consider is as quality biomass

not sure what kinda nid it spawns tho, if any

[uncut bone]

Sigmarrrr

[brazen pelican]

As long as it spawns more 'Nids I'm all for it.

[uncut bone]

[sleek harness]

I shot myself

[brazen pelican]

Did you survive?

[sleek harness]

No

[brazen pelican]

I'll miss Rat.

[sleek harness]

Skaven*

[green vector]

🤓

[brazen pelican]

He was always rude, but deep down I think he may have been the kindest of us all.

[sleek harness]

Alright then, Heather

Would you like me to call you Heather every time?

[brazen pelican]

Sometimes I can still imagine him typing things as if he was still with us.

[green vector]

me too

think his room burnt down

[sleek harness]

How the hell was I the kindest

[brazen pelican]

It's a ghost that'll haunt us forever.

Oh! Ghost Rat sounds pretty cool.

[sleek harness]

Skaven

[marsh iris]

Skaven

[twin flower]

just see tiny ectoplasmic droppings everywhere

[brazen pelican]

Oh! Piece of candy! Oh! Piece of candy! Oh! Piece of candy! Oh! Piece of candy! Oh! Piece of candy! Oh! Piece of candy!

[surreal mesa]

what prompted you to ping me here

[green vector]

[sleek harness]

I am listening to gnome sort

I hate

[twin flower]

gnoming it

[marsh iris]

gnom gnom gnom gnom

[rain pilot]

nomming

🫦

[marsh iris]

[twin flower]

would u nom a gnome

[rain pilot]

how much?

[twin flower]

about two fiddy

[marsh iris]

if im a tyranid yeah

[stiff elbow]

i have this really cool cheap necklass i bought for like a dollar

and it kinda looks like those romanticist maoist xuanchuanhua agitprop posters

[twin flower]

wassat

[stiff elbow]

cus its got like a rising sun over a giant mountain with a bunch of grain fields sprouted about encased in a tiny metal pendulant rim thing

[stiff elbow]

wdym wassat

[twin flower]

a xuanchuan somehting

sorry

[stiff elbow]

xuanchuanhua

mass produced chinese art and visual propaganda

from the cultural revolution

[gloomy arch]

Holy fucking shit, can we get an update that prevents sandstorms from spawning ON A FUCKING EXTRACTION POINT?!?!

[somber stream]

Damn i want to eat a crab

[woven sigil]

I could do with a crab salad an all at the moment tbh

[stiff elbow]

and then agitprops (portmanteau of agitation propaganda) are vigorous and usually excitable, pathos-appealing propaganda

they originated in the soviet union

[marsh iris]

Sichuan Mala

[stiff elbow]

i like collecting them from old dumps and antique stores and hanging them up cus they are visually appealing to me

[somber stream]

Succulent, boiled crabs

Morning Garut

[marsh iris]

hello Licht

[somber stream]

wtf all nearby seafood resto are rated 3 stars

[marsh iris]

3/5?

[modern elm]

the deadside patrol even constantly says its at 0 seconds till its ending for me when is the event ending i have to ask?

[somber stream]

Yeah, Southerners can't cook seafood for shit

[marsh iris]

i assume because they are far from the sea and seldom cook seafood

[stiff elbow]

WRONG

WAIT

[marsh iris]

seafood>riverfood

[river ingot]

where is nurgle when u need him @little marten

[whole glade]

is it a lil weird that i have so many fav factions in 40k?

[somber stream]

I'm blocking your number if you serve river fish for dinner

[stiff elbow]

have you ever had a Louisianian seafood boil

[blazing ibex]

Uh

[marsh iris]

real

[stiff elbow]

black cajuns cook straight fucking FIRE 🔥

[somber stream]

Southern Germany

[stiff elbow]

oh

[blazing ibex]

Oh

[stiff elbow]

uhmm u ever had a weinerschnitzel

or something

[somber stream]

Perchance

[whole glade]

we white ones also make good foog.

[stiff elbow]

🤣

silly white boy...

[whole glade]

GRAHHH

[stiff elbow]

you will never be able to make good food like african-french acadians....

[blazing ibex]

As long as it's not Jamie Oliver tbh

[whole glade]

those are my ancestors?...

[oak nexus]

Jamie farter

[stiff elbow]

there is an inherent difference between u and them

they can cook

you cant

[gloomy tartan]

I like Mothra

[somber stream]

Why are we taking race into cooking

[gloomy tartan]

🦋

[marsh iris]

send fatshark to oman and let them turn it into shark briyani

[gloomy tartan]

Hot take

Mothra is cool

[whole glade]

but my family are cajuns....

[stiff elbow]

cus cajun cuisine and southern soul food are so fire

[gloomy tartan]

I like Cajun spice

S gud

[storm ember]

cuz white folk cant cook

[stiff elbow]

truthnuke

[marsh iris]

do cajuns nowadays talk like Gambit from deadpool 3?

[somber stream]

[stiff elbow]

white folk cannot cook

[whole glade]

stfu!!!!

[stiff elbow]

its okay ur spiritually french-african

[gloomy tartan]

This is true they pillage all there good sources from weaker villagers

[somber stream]

The entire western food culture just went down the gutter

[whole glade]

im living proof

[marsh iris]

bro why, i thought its cool

[gloomy tartan]

You need understand nothing to do your duty

[storm ember]

im so blessed to be black end enjoy black cooking from my black mama

[storm ember]

this is not satire yall just missed out

[gloomy tartan]

do you like the Wu-Tang Clan?

[whole glade]

no, im half cajun french and half scandi.

[somber stream]

Okay now try replacing black with white

😈

[stiff elbow]

oh yuck nevermind

[storm ember]

white folk cant cook though

[whole glade]

do you do lent?

[stiff elbow]

ur no african acadians

[storm ember]

who doesnt

[whole glade]

do you celebrate Mardi Gras

[gloomy tartan]

When I tell people I’m French they say that’s just white

[whole glade]

fuckass.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s annoying

I consider the British to be white people

But that’s just me

[stiff elbow]

no i drink creekwater and puff shisha all day

guess what race i am 😈

[gloomy tartan]

I’m also Hispanic and a lot of other stuff

Real mixed bag

[storm ember]

something evil and mysterious

[gloomy tartan]

What’s a evil and mysterious race ?

[stiff elbow]

native american of the indian territory variety

[gloomy tartan]

What are you implying

[stiff elbow]

close enough

[whole glade]

im too woke to see race.

[marsh iris]

which race is the best

[whole glade]

human.

[storm ember]

human

[gloomy tartan]

The one that’s different from me. I want that EXOTIC

[somber stream]

I kinda like F1

[marsh iris]

tau girls

[gloomy tartan]

I want something that doesn’t look like me 👀

That’s not human

[stiff elbow]

see the thing is there is no white culture

[marsh iris]

exotic innit

[gloomy tartan]

As a Cadian I’d never get with a Alien

Sorry

[stiff elbow]

in the sense that ""white"" culture isnt monolithic

[gloomy tartan]

Some 9 foot tall catachan bitch tho

👀

[storm ember]

this is the beginning of the fall into the furry fandom

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck furries

[somber stream]

I sincerely hope you're joking

[marsh iris]

"Commissar i saw something blue in his locker"

[gloomy tartan]

Damn hair balls

[stuck crescent]

Not the krieg

[gloomy tartan]

Furries are thieving hair balls

[stiff elbow]

because race, being the horrific social construct invented to justify horrible and terrible atrocities, lumps every single sort of western culture together under one banner

[gloomy tartan]

They don’t have a nose

[stiff elbow]

im not

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t Eskimo miss a tau

Major L

[somber stream]

smh

[stiff elbow]

there is french culture

[gloomy tartan]

No blue bitches for me

[stiff elbow]

there is german culture

scandinavian culture

[blazing ibex]

The fuck did I do

[whole glade]

bro insulted my cooking ability for being spicy white....

[stiff elbow]

dutch culture

afrikaan culture

[storm ember]

I want a Kroot mommy so goddamn bad

[marsh iris]

[storm ember]

you know EXACTLY what you did

[stuck crescent]

Here we go again

[stiff elbow]

there is no "white" culture

[gloomy tartan]

You stole my shit and left hair everywhere

[stiff elbow]

ofc these european cultures are "white" but thats not what european culture is about

[somber stream]

Just have to get political huh

[gloomy tartan]

Furries are all khajiit

[blazing ibex]

I don't even shed like that

[gloomy tartan]

Khajiit are all thieves

[stiff elbow]

its not political its truth

[gloomy tartan]

It’s simple

[stiff elbow]

german culture is awesome

[stuck crescent]

No one was asking

[stiff elbow]

german culture is not white culture cus white culture doesnt exist

[blazing ibex]

Oh boy.

[stuck crescent]

Cool

[stiff elbow]

its german culture

[stuck crescent]

No one asked

[stiff elbow]

german culture is distinct from every other culture

[stuck crescent]

Good to know

[whole glade]

cajun culture came from white and black history. yknow how i know MY MAMMAS STORIES

[marsh iris]

my toilet seat have more culture

[stiff elbow]

yep

[gloomy tartan]

Deez nuts have more culture

[storm ember]

they dont know i just wasted $10 on a darktide helemt that's just a goggles reskin of a normal vet helm

[stiff elbow]

well we were mentioning culture earlier so i thought it nice to bring it up

[stuck crescent]

40k

40k races

Tau girls

That type of thing

Cause its a 40k server

[whole glade]

I PREFER GENDER SWAPED CSM

[stiff elbow]

no we were talking about cajun culture

[whole glade]

[stiff elbow]

silly

[stiff elbow]

truthnuke

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

[stuck crescent]

You literally just brought up white culture for no good reason

No one asked

[stiff elbow]

species and race are not the same thing

[stuck crescent]

You do this all the time

[whole glade]

you insulted my cooking abilities and my culture. i refuse to agree with you based on that.

[stiff elbow]

there are variation of alien species in 40k

[stuck crescent]

👍

[somber stream]

Look

Skaven

[stiff elbow]

i was joking im sure ur cooking abilities are fire

[stiff elbow]

cus ur cajun

and cajuns make fire food

[nocturne pewter]

🐀

[gloomy tartan]

Idk how ppl think tau are hot

They look like voldwrnort

[stiff elbow]

do what

[whole glade]

oh nah dont backpetal now.

[marsh iris]

cajun spice 🔥

[gloomy tartan]

They don’t have a fucking nose lol

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, warhammer stuff, soo cool

[somber stream]

Darktide amirite

The game

[nocturne pewter]

what if it was called lighttide

[blazing ibex]

What's Darktide?

[whole glade]

okay but Chaos gaurdsmen mommy.

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, the reason we're all in this server

[stiff elbow]

what is this

WOKEtide

[marsh iris]

not sure to darktide or chivalry 2 later

[gloomy tartan]

Heretics are gross

[nocturne pewter]

bear ogryn

[whole glade]

i will skin and put it the soup of the gods.

[stiff elbow]

skin what 😨

[whole glade]

no they just flavoured a lil

[somber stream]

I'm up for some Expedition later this day

[whole glade]

you.

[stuck crescent]

FOOORRR THHHHEEE OOOORRRDDDEEERR

[nocturne pewter]

can i volunteer

[blazing ibex]

CRIPES!!!

[stiff elbow]

🚬

[delicate cove]

Hey I’m new here

[whole glade]

no, they insulted my cooking and culture so i have to do it to them.

[delicate cove]

What is going on

[marsh iris]

aaaaAAAAAAAaaAAA

[stuck crescent]

Get out while you can