general-chat

[late canyon]

And we were with 3 mintues left on the first zone

How the fuck did he even got to gamma

[feral vessel]

chat's dead..

[modest flume]

Had a guy last night talk about staying in coherency and I laughed my ass off

[feral vessel]

Chat's dead..

get alive!

[twin flower]

guh

didnt work

[feral vessel]

get da aed

[eager haven]

Yea. Preservitor behaviour.

[late canyon]

Literally what he said

And i'm like, motherfucker don't you see that big ass timer?

It's not the 30 min mission, it's 15min where you need to rush unless you want to go out with 1000 points

The best part was he saying "if you rush through then we need to stop killings mobs"

And i'm like, no? you just run with them to me, then we kill them when we're at the spot

[visual vortex]

Get real

get ai glazed over with dlss 5

[fiery wave]

Rather go out with 1k than nothing at times. Thing is, pulling too much makes later areas harder and more annoying.

[feral vessel]

squirrel disintegrating

[visual vortex]

soccer ball fading out of existence

[late canyon]

Not in the first zone

Like in the third one i get it, sometimes you skip 1/2 due to time constraints

If you fail that hard on the first zone, just restart, what's the point

[visual vortex]

we NEVER pull out in the 1st round

Only babies do

[fiery wave]

Could also get really unlucky with layout and bosses. Rather just door early than solo capt and boss.

[last nexus]

Has anyone else been having constant crashes on PS5?

[little marten]

Seems to be a problem for everyone

[twin flower]

last patched fixed my crash issues

pc tho

[little marten]

I haven’t had any myself either tbh, but then I’ve only played 2 games since the patch

[fathom geyser]

ok so you can sae a crusher in half

awseome

[visual vortex]

You never knew that?

[fathom geyser]

ive not seen it happen until i did it

[tawdry edge]

Crushers after I crush their fucking nuts:

[neat jewel]

#NeedThat

[tawdry edge]

What.

[green vector]

[feral vessel]

I'd say hot, but the crushers are smelly, obese men. Not my typa.

[bronze wren]

Hot

[feral vessel]

i guess

convo for another place and another day, gotta keep general somewhat normal

[green vector]

nah lets talk more about ball crushing

[feral vessel]

really

[tawdry edge]

They're built like the average redditor

[feral vessel]

also @tawdry edge based profile banner

[tawdry edge]

[little marten]

Careful licht might appear

[tawdry edge]

Thanks I made it in like 15 minutes on photoshop

[lime beacon]

Me fr

[little marten]

wtf based

[feral vessel]

ive made worse during longer periods

[tawdry edge]

So did I, I was just trying other designs until eventually I liked that one

[fiery wave]

Someone needs them crushed?

[little marten]

He might 👀

[feral vessel]

||facesitting ||reference

[somber stream]

I heard the summon

[tawdry edge]

I would strangle the fuck out of that soyman

[feral vessel]

oh god licht is here

[somber stream]

oh

[twin flower]

So its true

[fiery wave]

Can I just blam blam?

[tawdry edge]

Insert Shugoki execution from For Honor

[little marten]

Approved.

[feral vessel]

for honor mentioned opinion DISREGARDED

[green vector]

bit of spiked bat action

[tawdry edge]

Agreed even though I was the one who referenced it

[green vector]

blam

[fiery wave]

Do note my accuracy for crotch shots on hipfire. It's becoming an injoke.

[twin flower]

Wuh

[green vector]

[little marten]

Commendable but have you tried aiming up?

[feral vessel]

kill..

kill six..

six billion..

KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS!!!!

[fiery wave]

Yes, but it always leads to lower areas getting blasted. Trauma just guarantees it.

[tawdry edge]

Wow, really, dude? Demonphobia in ca.m41? Wow...

[tawdry edge]

I think thats just skill issue

[swift beacon]

hello inferiors

[tawdry edge]

"Eeerrhm hello inferiors!"

[swift beacon]

@quiet kite introduce me

[limber light]

[tawdry edge]

Bro you aint a rogue trader, he not gonna introduce you like Abelard

[swift beacon]

he is abelard

[tawdry edge]

False

[swift beacon]

why do you slander him

[tawdry edge]

Abelard is too based to use Discord

[twin flower]

even pinged somebody

[swift beacon]

i am the best

[quiet kite]

Behold, the epitome of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

[green vector]

got his ass

[tawdry edge]

Shitty ahh fucking introduction

[swift beacon]

i remain the best

[visual vortex]

Mid

0/10

[swift beacon]

where's your introduction

[visual vortex]

They dont need one

We all know lynxiee tepees

Tapes

[swift beacon]

i don't

[visual vortex]

Ties

Cus ur new

[swift beacon]

im not new. im the best

[visual vortex]

When we hear the words lynxiee tappers

We all quiver in our boots

[swift beacon]

you quiver

[tawdry edge]

I'm the best everyone here knows how based I am

[visual vortex]

No

[visual vortex]

WE

[twin flower]

You didnt even get one tho

[swift beacon]

i did

[visual vortex]

He got one

[swift beacon]

scroll up

[visual vortex]

It was mid

[twin flower]

the you one pinged dipped

[swift beacon]

i generate fans wherever i go

[tawdry edge]

Rogue Trader side character has better introduction than yours

[swift beacon]

all i said was i am the best & the people go into uproar

[fiery wave]

Tiny feefee guy comes here now.

[tawdry edge]

Notice he said "generate fans", cause he needs ChatGPT to make him friends or else he gonna be lonely as fuck

[visual vortex]

I had a better introduction

[swift beacon]

you are all ai generated

[visual vortex]

🤖

Shit he got me

[swift beacon]

i sure did

[swift beacon]

its cause im the best

[tawdry edge]

Not me

[swift beacon]

quiet whelp

you are in my prompt

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

I belong in the hall or fame

[tawdry edge]

"You are in my prompt!!"

[visual vortex]

You belong in the hall of lame

[tawdry edge]

Shut yo goofy ahh up

[swift beacon]

holy boomer humor

[swift beacon]

i am the best

[visual vortex]

No i am

[swift beacon]

you cant prove it and i said it first

[visual vortex]

No

[swift beacon]

so it must be true

[visual vortex]

Ive said it earlier

[swift beacon]

no you didnt

[visual vortex]

Did too

[swift beacon]

my claim to power came first

[visual vortex]

Nuh uh

[fiery wave]

You all have fun with the tiny fee fee guy.

[tawdry edge]

"My claim to power"

[swift beacon]

@fiery wave tell them how wrong they are

[swift beacon]

i am the best

[fiery wave]

I know they are.

[visual vortex]

His claim to power

[tawdry edge]

Omg his claim to power!!!!

[swift beacon]

my claim to power

[visual vortex]

His claim to power

[swift beacon]

this is actually my discord server

[twin flower]

uh huh

[swift beacon]

now i must leave. i hope my presence hasn't spoiled you all

goodbye inferiors

[visual vortex]

It made me want to get a 9-5 and become a contributing member to society

[tawdry edge]

"G-goodbye, inferiors!!!"

[swift beacon]

my presence made you want to become productive?

flattering

[visual vortex]

Well usually im lazy

[swift beacon]

read your bio and your opinion is meaningless

you are my subordinate

[tawdry edge]

Point me where in my bio that turns my opinion meaningless

[swift beacon]

i do not need to elaborate

not to you

[visual vortex]

Tro me

[tawdry edge]

Scared?

[swift beacon]

i forget there are things lurking like you

fiendish entity

[tawdry edge]

I'm not lurking I'm literally speaking on main chat

[swift beacon]

creature

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

This is how you know baker is weaker than me

Solidly D tier

[tired steeple]

Hello

[visual vortex]

Cannot state his mind and realize what he said is easily taken out of context

[swift beacon]

quiet no-job-haver

[cobalt lichen]

ahoy

[tawdry edge]

Weak aura, weak insults, dogshit introduction

[tired steeple]

What we all doing

[swift beacon]

there were no insults

[cobalt lichen]

existential crisis again smh

[swift beacon]

i am the best

[somber stream]

Darktide lol

[cobalt lichen]

When the tide is dark

[tawdry edge]

Bro has early onset dementia

[swift beacon]

quiet creature

out of the two of us you would fall to nurgle and the emperor would call me the goodest boy

[tawdry edge]

Bro respecting my pronouns, yeah good boy

[swift beacon]

little nurgler

[swift beacon]

ew

[tawdry edge]

Chaos Gods > Emperor

[swift beacon]

why are you calling me that

pervert

[dire kayak]

i couldn't get the tempestus scions so i got an admech mini instead

am happy

[tawdry edge]

I think you're lying and you just bought an admech out of pure bias

[dire kayak]

nuhuhhh i was planning to get a tempestus scion

totallyyy

[tawdry edge]

Me when I lie

Liar liar pants on fire!!!!

[visual vortex]

Tiding our darks

[cobalt lichen]

nice

[visual vortex]

Hi licht

[dire kayak]

nuhuhhhh!!!

[somber stream]

@marsh iris adventure across the wasteland, 2 hours from now with N-man, joining?

Hi fish

[dire kayak]

okay maybe i looked specifically for an admech mini when i found out they didn't have tempestus scions

but that doesn't mean anything!!!!!!

[tawdry edge]

Biased

[visual vortex]

Requires a double-blind study

[tawdry edge]

Should've looked for a chaos space marine instead

Smh

[visual vortex]

Actually

Shouldve let someone that knows mothinf about warhammer pick

Because every fan is biased to one faction

[tired steeple]

There’s a chaos space marine in this very room

[dire kayak]

i have many chaos space marines!!!!

they're all thousand sons

[twin flower]

dont you mean

thousand sands

[visual vortex]

Holy shit darktide expeditions update

Reference

[dire kayak]

insert that one desert music thing

[visual vortex]

I forgot to add the final word

[visual vortex]

Terraria desert theme

Pharaoh's curse

[visual vortex]

https://youtu.be/uZeXQeyv-VE?si=5C_TycMKrrGTAF-M

[visual vortex]

Good morning

[dire kayak]

MALLOW HAIII HAIII HELLO

[hasty sky]

👋

[rare pulsar]

Just had a nice run we all went in and then it just said mission failed

Not even out of time

[late canyon]

Oh god why can't people just get the stuff and go to the next point/exit

[visual vortex]

Fatshark curse

[late canyon]

instead of standing still and fighting infinite enemies

[visual vortex]

Let them die

[rare pulsar]

Ye

[neat jewel]

Aura maxing

[rare pulsar]

That was so sad tho

[visual vortex]

Happens

[tawdry edge]

Me

[tawdry edge]

EWWWWW YOU'RE A THOUSAND SONS FANNNN?!

[visual vortex]

Goober doesnt really hide it

[rare pulsar]

Thousand sons are mad drippy

Best looking chaos legion

Chaos is still cringe tho

[dire kayak]

[rare pulsar]

Iron warrios also look cool

[visual vortex]

I like khorne's because it is buff dudes in tanktops yelling

[tawdry edge]

Dont worry i still like you despite you liking them

[rare pulsar]

I imagine khorne wearing a tanktop and drinking a beer

[tawdry edge]

Lol
Lmao even

[tawdry edge]

Chaos > Imperium

[visual vortex]

I like guardsman

[rare pulsar]

Guardsman>everything else

[visual vortex]

Yes

[dire kayak]

YAY

[tawdry edge]

Ah I see why your dogshit opinion, guard fan

[visual vortex]

Every day

I try to forget about that game

[tawdry edge]

I'll never let you

[twin flower]

gord fan

[rare pulsar]

So? Your puny legions havent won a single decisive victory.

Try harder

[fiery wave]

But but but, Traitor guards.

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[twin flower]

Nerd Battle go

[tawdry edge]

Because they don't want to, they just wanna skin babies for fun

[rare pulsar]

Copium mentailty

Common Chaos L

[tawdry edge]

The offense was aimed towards loyalist guard

[tawdry edge]

13th Black Crusade

[visual vortex]

Imagine going for the weakest type of person because you know your ass cant defeat a normal person

[rare pulsar]

Where is Horus?

He allright?

[tawdry edge]

This is actually a misconception of the Night Lords
They go for the weaker ones because they like torturing them, not because theyre afraid

[fiery wave]

Ah.

[dire kayak]

nah abbadon is a bitch he doesn't count

[visual vortex]

Reminder that a guardsman stood up to Horus to protect the Emperor and to let him get his strength

[lethal condor]

I played with a ogryn named Joe rogryn

Perfect 👌

[rare pulsar]

You mean failbaddon

[twin flower]

I mean if youre talking about Horus Lubricant, he still pretty much crippled the imperium 10k years later

[rare pulsar]

The eternal failure

[tawdry edge]

Horus was a pathetic, weak minded fool
The Despoiler is a much better replacement

[tawdry edge]

All of the 13 black crusades were complete chaos victory

[rare pulsar]

Failbaddon the evertrying

[visual vortex]

Chaos dont have anyone as cool as Tyberos

[tawdry edge]

Chaos >>>>

[visual vortex]

This is why the imperium is better

[tawdry edge]

Tyberos is mid

[twin flower]

Space Shorks

[tawdry edge]

Anything is better than him

[visual vortex]

You wish

[twin flower]

I mean..

[dire kayak]

im reading fall of cadia this will be proven

[visual vortex]

He might become a primarch

[tawdry edge]

LMAAAAAO

[visual vortex]

I forgot which book but

[twin flower]

Not how it works but ok

[tawdry edge]

Tiktok warhammer fans:

[visual vortex]

It was a frequent one

[visual vortex]

Idk i saw it in some youtube video half asleep

Maybe there was more to it

But i csnt read myself

[dire kayak]

didn't tyberos get killed?

[tawdry edge]

Fun fact about the battle of Cadia: Abaddon was fighting like a 3v1
The Imperium was being aided by the Necrons and the Eldars to fighting off Abaddon and he still won

[tawdry edge]

No

[visual vortex]

HeMs still alive

[dire kayak]

FUCK

[fiery wave]

You know I'm ||Slaaneshi||.

[twin flower]

Tyberos the Red Woke

[tawdry edge]

Tyberos is literally a mid chapter master

Bro just stands there aura farming in silence and all he did was kill like 3 tyranid warriors

[tawdry edge]

He's too much of a chud

[visual vortex]

He almost killed an entire chapter by himself during the badab war

[twin flower]

I should read the read tithes one of these days

[visual vortex]

Also i like when they kidnapped a drukhari and put it in isolation

[tawdry edge]

Lmfao not even fucking Dante himself is that overpowered cmon

[visual vortex]

And sprayed it with water

[bronze wren]

Most normal named character activity

[visual vortex]

Dante wants to

[dire kayak]

im just an admech and tzeentch and tyranid fan i have no idea what im talking about

[visual vortex]

Die

I think

[thin wagon]

Oooork

[twin flower]

I wouldnt die, just have severe "im tired boss" energy

[visual vortex]

All i know is that he is depressed and sees hallucinations

[tawdry edge]

Tzeentch fan...

[twin flower]

[visual vortex]

If i had the opportunity to die

⛹️

[thin wagon]

Nobody is a tzeentch fan, not even tzeentch.

[dire kayak]

tzeentch feeds me pink horrors i love him

[tawdry edge]

Ollpheist please pick up a black library book

[visual vortex]

I cant read

I tolt you

I am also blind

Dead

Deaf

[twin flower]

I mean if he wanted to off himself he'd have done it already going by that

[visual vortex]

I have no limbs

[tawdry edge]

Yeah at least he has some cool daemons but I can't like him all that much

Probably my least liked chaos god

[dire kayak]

[tawdry edge]

Bro is a "I have No Mouth and I Must Scream" character

[visual vortex]

I the guy that turns into the goop creature

That's me irl

[dire kayak]

tbh nurgle and tzeentch are tied for my favourite

i like nurgle too

[tawdry edge]

He's not suicidal but that man is TIRED

The oldest space marine outside of a dreadnought chassis that has been revived like twice already by Sanguinius himself

Bro is TIRED

[twin flower]

Das what I said

[little marten]

I like you

[visual vortex]

He lowk lives japanese work culture

[dire kayak]

i could say something about slaanesh but id get crucified

[twin flower]

Wrong Nurgle

[tawdry edge]

If I had a list it would probably be
Khorne, Slaneesh, Nurgle, Tzeentch

[little marten]

👀

[visual vortex]

Glad to see that culture still exists 40k years later

[visual vortex]

This is a good list

Mine would go

Khorne

[twin flower]

Prolly Nurg, Khorne, Slanee, and Tzeen

for me anyway

[dire kayak]

slaanesh's daemons > slaanesh

[tawdry edge]

Nurg over Khorne
This man hasn't bathed in a year

[twin flower]

but to be fair, I dont know shit about Tzeentch

[twin flower]

Shhhh

[tawdry edge]

Theoretically speaking thosw are the same

[dire kayak]

trueee

[visual vortex]

Why read about nurgle

When i can go to any gw store

[tawdry edge]

Daemons are just small fractions of a chaos gods essence

[visual vortex]

And see nurgle irl

[tawdry edge]

True true

[dire kayak]

but i like the personalities of slaanesh daemons but slaanesh himself just seems a bit overrated to me

[twin flower]

Nuh uh

[visual vortex]

I dont like slaanesh

[tawdry edge]

I'm more about the concepts and aesthetics over personalities when it comes to the chaos gods tbh

[tawdry edge]

Plus uh

[fiery wave]

Could like both or hate both.

[twin flower]

Outside the chaos gods, I'd prolly go for Night Lords

[tawdry edge]

If I had to choose over their personality I think Vashhtor would be no.1

[visual vortex]

I go for personalities and aesthetics

[tawdry edge]

If I was to choose an warband: Red Corsairs

If legion: Night Lords

[twin flower]

Vash the Humanoid Stampede

[dire kayak]

SO BASED WE LOVE THR NIGHT LORDS

[visual vortex]

Vash the human centipede

[dire kayak]

im kinda working on my own chaos legion

[twin flower]

You know I just read a little bit into the Badab War

[visual vortex]

I dont get the hype over night lords

[tawdry edge]

It's mostly because I see the chaos gods more as background concepts, I don't see them as characters

[twin flower]

Idk much about them being Red Corsairs yet

But am liking them as the Astral Claws

[tawdry edge]

Stealth, hit-and-runs, terror tactics and torture

[visual vortex]

Yeah but Khorne sits on a lazy boy chair

[tawdry edge]

Plus they skin people for fashion

[visual vortex]

Lame

😴

[dire kayak]

idk it just feels like slaanesh is overused as the quirky egirl 40k fan icon rather than something a bit more creative

[twin flower]

If the Boogeyman was a Space Marine

[visual vortex]

Me when the 50th quinfucktillion character's gimmick is skinning

[tawdry edge]

They're more open for people who want to join em, and they actually have a "if you killed the loots yours" concept
So if you're able to be a good soldier, follow orders and keep killing you'll be successful easier

[dire kayak]

slaaneshi is exempt from this she's cool

[visual vortex]

Nah

She's pretty lame

Or he

Idk i cant tell

[twin flower]

Oh yeah, i've heard about that too, so they must be pretty diversed huh

[fiery wave]

Both.

[tawdry edge]

Yeah but Vashhtor is a blacksmith

[twin flower]

Isnt Vashtoor that Demon Lion'el is trying to whack

interesting concept for a deamon

[feral vessel]

I'm done..

[visual vortex]

I like the concept of Khorne being a grandpa that sits and watches people on his lawn over anyrhing else

[tawdry edge]

Yeah, they accept anyone and if they fight your faction they'll give you a choice to join em or nah
If you say nah they kill you, if you accept they chill

[visual vortex]

On his rocking chsir

[visual vortex]

Why

Lock in

[feral vessel]

i've already been playing stalker for like 3 hours

and i still want MOAR

[tawdry edge]

Not sure

[twin flower]

Name just sounds lokwy familiar

[tawdry edge]

I mean I like em a lot cause they're just gothic slavs as well
They have more vampire names than the Blood Angels

Like Nosferrus is legit a Night Lord name

[dire kayak]

space pirates,,,,

[visual vortex]

I just

Dont get it

[tawdry edge]

That's why my OC is a Night Lord (despite having a blood angel geneseed)

[visual vortex]

Yeah they skin people

But it has no spice in my opinion

[twin flower]

I read someones OC about a Nightlord but he's a traitor of Ultramar

[tawdry edge]

Yeah they like void battles and they have a lOOOT of fleets

[twin flower]

Lowkey made me wanna make one too

[visual vortex]

Nightlords bore me so much i genuinely want to go and play wii sports

[tawdry edge]

Sounds cool as fuck

[dire kayak]

i should start writing about my legion

[twin flower]

Hell yeah

[twin flower]

based

[tawdry edge]

If you ever get interested in reading a 40k book, read the Night Lord Omnibus

I think you'll like it

[visual vortex]

I cant read

Im blind

Dead

[twin flower]

[visual vortex]

Deaf

[twin flower]

Youre reading right now

[visual vortex]

And have no linbs

[tawdry edge]

I started writing about my warband, thought the story was mid and deleted everything so I can start over lmao

[visual vortex]

Im running my tongue over the letters

To figure out what they say

[tawdry edge]

You could also buy an audiobook

[visual vortex]

🙄

[dire kayak]

i bet it's really based too

[tawdry edge]

I'll start to write them again when I get home

[twin flower]

are you just licking your screen

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[tawdry edge]

Gonna start with their story again and make it suck less

[visual vortex]

My screen is like the splatoon transition

[twin flower]

Do nightlords also have members from other legions 🤔

[visual vortex]

But instead of ink it's my fat ass tongue and saliva

[twin flower]

Eyo

what dat tongue do

[visual vortex]

Every time

[dire kayak]

i bet your writing tastes really nice

[visual vortex]

I say stupid shit

[dire kayak]

IM CRYING

[visual vortex]

I know someone out there that ive pissed off has been taking my messages out of context and making a DEVIOUS story

[twin flower]

prolly a lot by now

[visual vortex]

A guy i knew did it to make it looked like i wanted to crack a femboy

Except the image of the femboy was him

🙏

[dire kayak]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME

[tawdry edge]

I don't know if anyone has ever joined a legion instead of a warband while being originated from another one but, probably? They would probably be looked down under from "true Night Lords" who actually use NL geneseed

[dire kayak]

IM DYING

[tawdry edge]

[late canyon]

Finall done with gamma, never again

[dire kayak]

you should let me have a lick

[tawdry edge]

I think I showed you a preview of the first iteration I was writing

[twin flower]

Yeah just had me thonking, I think I dig that idea i mentioned about an Ultramarine turned Nightlord, and just terrorising other Ultramarines

[runic pewter]

Does anyone know when krieg will be back in the premium shop?

[dire kayak]

yeah and it was yummalicious

[twin flower]

Dude even had art for it

Lemme look it up

[dire kayak]

im greedy for more

[visual vortex]

Never

Zoesnt exist

[fiery wave]

30+ karking dawgs, and another 10 just spawned.

[visual vortex]

Hallucinations

[runic pewter]

You lie.
-Leandros

[visual vortex]

Okay okay u caught me

🤥

We dont know

It's kind of random

[rain pilot]

Howdy all

[visual vortex]

I think

[twin flower]

Wait a minute..

[visual vortex]

Just check the driptide channel and search up the next rotation every other day and eventually there'll be leaks

[visual vortex]

Hi

[tawdry edge]

Since the Night Lords is one of the most fractioned of the chaos legions, they probably would be more accepting depending on the warband he joins

But overall legion? I'd say unlikely

[rain pilot]

[dire kayak]

i hate it when youtube shorts traps me in the void of death and agony

[tawdry edge]

Which is funny thinking about because Chaos Legions/warbands often recycle loyalist gene-seed, so they can be very mixed

[fiery wave]

When FS needs more money

[visual vortex]

I dont watch shorts

[tawdry edge]

Doomscrolling youtube shorts is worse than doomscrolling instagram reels

[elder merlin]

[pliant snow]

is there anywhere I can get a little help with modding? 💀

[feral vessel]

DT Modding server!

[runic pewter]

Real

[tawdry edge]

There's an official darktide mod server

[fiery wave]

The modding discord.

[pliant snow]

oh damn, thanks I couldn't find it lmao

[dire kayak]

yeah but like

[fiery wave]

So check next skulls or big event.

[dire kayak]

im not downloading a separate app for doomscrolling

[tawdry edge]

Insta reels is funnier tho

[visual vortex]

Dont doomscroll at all

[rancid shore]

Is this the goober hotline?

[tawdry edge]

Mine is so fucking cursed

[tawdry edge]

You dont get to choose when to doomscroll, it just happens

[rancid shore]

I'd like to report goobing

[rancid shore]

Sadly

[visual vortex]

There's rhis piece of skin of my right ring finger near the nail

[misty sequoia]

wtf is this rampaging enemies mod on havoc

[visual vortex]

And it's like a sucked in part and is bery slippery

[dire kayak]

go on

tell me their warp coordinates

[rancid shore]

I'm goobering

[dire kayak]

how scandalous

[tawdry edge]

Use a scissor to cut it

[rancid shore]

It's [Redacted]

[visual vortex]

I tried

Rn im trying to dig under the nail to get a weaker part to peel it from

[tawdry edge]

Try a uhhhh, i forgot the name of it in english

Alicate (translate that from portuguese)

Legit couldnt remember the name

[visual vortex]

Pliers?

[late canyon]

is Zeta more point bugged?

[visual vortex]

I have tweezers

[late canyon]

The first zone still has only 4

[visual vortex]

They dont work

Fuck it

Boxcutter time

Smallest boxcutter imaginable

[fiery wave]

They get tankier the more you kill, always kill crushers first unless you want an undying crusher.

[visual vortex]

No

[fiery wave]

1/5 scavenge areas.

[visual vortex]

Kill all enemies and save one crusher

Immortal snail

[fiery wave]

Instead of 1/3 areas.

[tawdry edge]

Yeah those

Theyre very useful for shit like that

[misty sequoia]

That mod combined with moebian 21st takes more swings from thunder hammer

[visual vortex]

No it's hard to explain

It's like 50/50 nail and skin

[late canyon]

Oh so the bonus small zones?

[visual vortex]

But neither

[elder merlin]

[late canyon]

Absolutely fucking pointless then, great

[fiery wave]

No. Look at top right when entering.

[late canyon]

OH

More total areas

[fiery wave]

It has 5 areas instead of 3 max.

[visual vortex]

Why sad

[late canyon]

Fucking hell, it's a miracle completing 3 with randoms

[tawdry edge]

I know what youre talking about and those are annoying and when you manage to get it out it stings like a bitch

[fiery wave]

Fatshark.

[visual vortex]

I have an idea

[fiery wave]

The bs that is lambda.

[rain pilot]

Hey lads

[visual vortex]

Hey

[rain pilot]

I woke up in a mood

[visual vortex]

Rise and shine sleepy head

[rain pilot]

Nooooi

[visual vortex]

5 more minutes plzzzz......

😴

[rain pilot]

5 more hours of napping

[visual vortex]

I should probably sleep

Ive been up since 7pm

[late canyon]

Kappa till 45k i guess

[visual vortex]

To 9:49 am

[tawdry edge]

Use teeth?

[visual vortex]

No

Very small boxcutter

[tawdry edge]

Those work ig

[visual vortex]

I just need to cut the tip of it and use tweezers for the rest

[tawdry edge]

Just careful to not cut off your whole finger

[visual vortex]

That's a tall ask

[tawdry edge]

If cut off your finger can you mail it to le

Me*

[visual vortex]

Why do you want it?

[little marten]

Guys can I make a tanky psyker is that possible

I’ve avoided Psyker cause you know it sucks

[visual vortex]

No

Payker sucks

[little marten]

Oh ok

Dead class

[somber stream]

Bubble psyker

Then apply ultra instinct on top of that

[little marten]

I want like a venting shriek 2h sword build

Basically gimme gimme sanctic from rogue trader

[somber stream]

Psyker will get its update, 3 years from now

[twin flower]

is it tasty

[little marten]

I could see FatShark doing a sanctic style class

But we have to have Admech first 🤢

[twin flower]

Was it already confirmed?

it being admech that is

[little marten]

No but I bet they’re desperate to kiss the feet of the angry boys

[tawdry edge]

I think we can be sure this time

[twin flower]

Mech Boyz

[tawdry edge]

Dont know when or who but they posted a mechanicus logo appearing on a random computer around a map

[twin flower]

Wait fr?

[little marten]

Scum and popo are great and feel like absolute base classes

[fiery wave]

Ask for the build I gave Larks.

[twin flower]

Huh

[little marten]

So give us something NICE

[fiery wave]

@supple thorn Larks, give Ron that psyker build I made for you lul.

[twin flower]

I guess we're already like digging up STC's or whatever the hell

[little marten]

Sword of the emperor - lightsaber for 60 seconds

Radiance of the emperor - ranged nuke using the trauma staff targeting

Shield of the emperor - warrior priest bubble for V2

[thick fog]

we got leaks from the code about a cryptic cyberntic arm creator

[fiery wave]

So, we cyberpunk now?

[twin flower]

I know the cryptic part but I guess it makes sense

[late canyon]

I just realized Zeta on the easiest difficulty is probably the best map to farm points

[twin flower]

people still be having a lot of wild guesses tho

[little marten]

Cryptic yeah but I didn’t know about the cyber arms

[supple thorn]

Who?

[little marten]

Cryptic could be a cold trader tbf

[fiery wave]

Kappa. You can even slack off and still get everything.

[late canyon]

that's teh one 1/5?

[fiery wave]

@little marten Lul.

[twin flower]

i hear this also

Aren't Cold Traders just smugglers tho

I dont see them wanting to be down in the ditch

[fiery wave]

Night 30-50 mins one.

[little marten]

Yeah but they can use xeno weps

[thick fog]

#psyker-class message

[twin flower]

give everyone xeno weapons

[thick fog]

it is no surprise we about to have admech class at this point

[little marten]

That’s true actually both new classes have had reasons for large scale recruitment

Cold trader seems a bit too unique for that theme

[fiery wave]

Oh, I know. Just joking about the cybernetic arms thing.

[somber stream]

Just, get a xeno

[little marten]

NO.

[somber stream]

There's a ship full of Aeldaries nearby

[twin flower]

Ooh La La

[little marten]

Only xenos I want to see are in chunks dangling off the end of my chainsword

[fiery wave]

That's Ron lul.

[tawdry edge]

@twin flower check dms

[twin flower]

ogeh

[little marten]

Let’s just cut the foreplay guys

We all want

SORORTIAS

[grizzled plover]

Recon Lasgun gotta be vet's best weapon purely because bullpup

[little marten]

I won’t correct the spelling

[fiery wave]

No, would totally bed a Farseer.

[tawdry edge]

I know you want to correct it

Do it

[grizzled plover]

honestly nah man aeldari are hotter

[somber stream]

"pOWeR aRmoUR tOo sTRoNG"

[little marten]

NOT ON MY PLANET

[somber stream]

Bitch the ship is loaded with PSYKERS

[grizzled plover]

When she calls you Elantach after annihilating your sense of self with 200 years of practiced technique

[grizzled plover]

Yeah the 3rd one, Ork Freeboota, would naturally also have one

[somber stream]

Playing as an Eldar would be interesting ngl

But then they'll have to add like 3 billion new weapons since they can't use human ones

And we all know how Fatshark feel about adding new stuff

[twin flower]

Sadge

[late canyon]

for chill probably yeah, for min-maxing malice Zeta i think it's better, simply more shit

[tacit geode]

Where would you modify a aeldari weapon

Inform me.

Where would you buy them

[twin flower]

Veteran LMG when reeee

[somber stream]

... liason station?

[rare pulsar]

Hadron can do it

[tawdry edge]

She elentach on my monkeigh till i aeldari over her

[somber stream]

It's not exactly a hard thing to come up with

[rare pulsar]

She can learn

[twin flower]

Would arming a penal battalion of rejects with xeno weapons be a good idea tho

[fiery wave]

But less time to get everything and more shit chasing you.

[tawdry edge]

Unironically a dark mechanicus would have an easier time modifying a xenos weapon than a loyalist mechanicus

[wheat scroll]

All of you are wrong. The next class is Raid Shadowlegend.

[rare pulsar]

We allready have unsanctiomed psykers running loose it cant get much worse

[tawdry edge]

This match of Darktide is sponsered by-

[pearl viper]

im a playtester. this statement is false

its dark souls 2

not raid shadowlegends

[twin flower]

You know.. fair nuff

[fiery wave]

Raid Shadowlegends.

[somber stream]

All those psykers running about, throw the 'power armour stronk' arguement out of the window

[fiery wave]

You forgot the s.

[somber stream]

I mean, there are Ogryns, too

[rare pulsar]

I mean that makes sense

Kinda

[fiery wave]

We just need oggy psykers.

[wheat scroll]

I didn't , it's a person.

[fiery wave]

Is a class, you said.

[wheat scroll]

https://youtu.be/JFTZqin0SqE?si=RwOz2YbhzCmsNe1u

[rare pulsar]

The Raid Shadowlegend class

[little marten]

That would be too good

Cryptic could be assassin too maybe

[grizzled plover]

Nah it's a Freeboota

Sorry

[wheat scroll]

every player gets sponsor money 😏

[little marten]

People been wanting a sniper for ages and there’s the long range sect

[fiery wave]

You don't need to show me the ads btw.

[twin flower]

Whats a Freebota

Ork poirate?

[grizzled plover]

An Ork Mercenary

[twin flower]

Ahh

[wheat scroll]

not an add

[grizzled plover]

Typically finds employment with the Militarum, the Inquisition, or other Ork warbands

[twin flower]

Are they... effective?

[rare pulsar]

Playable ork is too good to be true

[abstract jolt]

is the ogryn pack master on other missions? I havent run into him outside the expeditions

[rare pulsar]

Not yet

[grizzled plover]

I mean, it's an Ork you're paying to kill

[fiery wave]

Ork mercs, they take actual currency to fight for anyone okay with them who can pay.

[grizzled plover]

You know what they say about doing things you love for work

[rare pulsar]

I mean its a fckn ork

If it can do one thing its fightin

[grizzled plover]

Until I get Ork I'm content to use Heavy Ogryn

He's pretty Orky

[wheat scroll]

Honestly given how we are gathering tech remnants. Might actually unironically get some kind of adeptus mechanicus class.

[twin flower]

Are they like placed alongside other humies I meant I bet it'd be weird just defending your planet one day and you get ork reinforcements

[grizzled plover]

Sometimes, not often

In Inquisitor bands it's more common

[rare pulsar]

Theyll krump what they can get

[twin flower]

krumping it

[south valve]

Greetings heretics

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[covert vessel]

Heya folks, I was curious, have the devs made any comment on why the DLC characters keep getting 0 cosmetics?

[twin flower]

Has to be greenlit by GW

as far as Ive heard

[proven cobalt]

From what I can gather its because of gw

[rare pulsar]

GW Evil

[tawdry edge]

Loyalist mechanicus are kinda bounded by their dogma of the Omnissiah and the fact the Imperium itself cant create/experiment, relying on pre-existing STCs and knowledge

[covert vessel]

Its weird they would get greenlite to make the DLC characters but no cosmetics for them.

[tawdry edge]

Dark mechanicum are more free to do whatever shit they want because theyre not bound by anything or anyone really

[twin flower]

Still their IP I guess

[tawdry edge]

Even without STCs, however it is more difficult that way

[tawdry edge]

Copyright issues iirc

[twin flower]

Dank Mechanicus

[late canyon]

Is practiced Extraction bugged btw?

Seems insane i never did it once

(the penance where everybody extract)

[tawdry edge]

This is why chaos >>

[rare pulsar]

What exactly is it?

[late canyon]

Everybody needs to stay on the extraction

[wheat scroll]

Probably when GW release new barbie doll models, is when you will see new cosmetics that look exactly like that.

[fiery wave]

No, needs a 4 man and they all need to stay in the blue circle.

[late canyon]

Oh just somehow nobody stood on that god damn extraction

[abstract jolt]

I saw the armored pox hounds on the train mission so far

[fiery wave]

Best get void shield and voltaic mines.

[late canyon]

got the other one, but the extraction simply never got it

[fiery wave]

And don't get crushed by the valkyrie.

Cos that CAN happen.

[wheat scroll]

The fact that data harvester is bugged, and you need it for the cosmetic unlock is so dumb

only counts towards the one with the battery

classic fatshark

[fiery wave]

Might be intentional.

[wheat scroll]

Doesnt seem to be.

[fiery wave]

All the data ones are individual.

[sleek harness]

I am still waiting for a moment which I can make fun of you freaks

[wheat scroll]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/data-harvester-not-tracking/119564 Read the response

[south valve]

I like Rannick segsually

[fiery wave]

Even the carry on the valk one.

[sleek harness]

Ok

[south valve]

Do it

[sleek harness]

Nah

[late canyon]

Meaning? i got 17 (but yeah it seems i should have more)

[wheat scroll]

Basically the person who puts the battery in, gets penance progress

[late canyon]

....

oh for fuck sake

[void lark]

[wheat scroll]

so basically you could carry the battery all the way to door, somebody takes it, and they progress, and you carried it all the way

[sleek harness]

So many grey namers with red names

[void lark]

Watch me let the dog grab the guy with the cannister in front of the dor to snatch it

[fiery wave]

Feels bad, but is what it is.

[void lark]

Nothing personnal, boyo

[wheat scroll]

it just kind of doesnt make you wanna defend the one with the battery, since you only gain like 100 tech remnants for helping

should be fixed next patch, same as amd framegen, but who knows when that patch is coming out

[void lark]

Newt week as per usual

[wheat scroll]

I hope so

Hard to play with 40-70 fps

[void lark]

Not really

[fiery wave]

I always play 50 avg so not really.

[south valve]

What does this mean?

[fiery wave]

Hard is when it drops below 35.

[sleek harness]

Look at the dates which theses peoples joined, little painted

[fiery wave]

Why is like, FS didn't test that before release?

[south valve]

I guess people are just talking a lot day one?

[fiery wave]

And added penances where ppl now let others bleed to death to complete?

[sleek harness]

Unbelievable

[south valve]

I mean, I did that

[void lark]

I was here since around the beta, I left for a while when I stopped playing DT

[sleek harness]

You been here since last year

[sleek harness]

Reborn

Still a grey namer

[void lark]

I was one of the guys who used to insta kick ogryn players on sight

[south valve]

I started talking quite recently though

[twin flower]

What about me

[sleek harness]

Also last year

[stuck crescent]

Wot about greyers?

[sleek harness]

I don't think that's something to be proud of

[void lark]

It is

[south valve]

why though?

[stuck crescent]

Unless they were krieg ogryns

[south valve]

They just wanna throw rocks

[void lark]

They were no rocks back then

[south valve]

That was a dark time

[void lark]

Indeed

[south valve]

When there was still only like 4 playstyles

[void lark]

Yeah when the game was in pre alpha

We're getting closer to a 1.0

[south valve]

I remember when assail was meta

🤮

[agile leaf]

I swear to god if I find out that my squad rn is all PC players i'll genuinely crash out

[void lark]

That was discusting yeah

[sleek harness]

Should we like

Make fun of you

Or ask why

[void lark]

Anything that deletes the whole map without your teammated being involved is disgusting

[drowsy lynx]

assail was so strong on introduction psykers could use it exclusively, no need for a melee or ranged weapon

except for carapace that is

[void lark]

Cheesing a solo game is one thing but it's a coop game, don't ruin the fun of orher players by cheesing or playing ogryn

[void lark]

I member when carapace was barely a thing

Running around in max difficulty hoping to find a single crusher

Ogryn main crying about their undoable penance

Penance are still a pain in the butt
They always feel the need to add one that requires you to grief your own team

[agile leaf]

They seemed to have the reaction time comparable of a geriatric in a retirement home

I had to carry the fuck out of them man it wasn't fun

[wheat scroll]

Yea, I often wonder what most of these ''playtesters'' do, except brag about being playtesters. 🙄

[sleek harness]

Test the game

[rare pulsar]

Prolly all on console too

[agile leaf]

they were yeah

that's why they need crossplay to at least be optional

[late canyon]

oh

i think they just hotfixed

the data points

[ancient violet]

They can't because then the game would be dead 💀

[late canyon]

penance

[fiery wave]

Get free aquilas.

I heard they are paid in aquilas.

[agile leaf]

sigh me the fuck up

[late canyon]

Nope, my bad, you just need 10 out of 11 achievs xd

[fiery wave]

There is 2, steal the tech a teammate drops from disablers so nobody get penance credit and letting teammate bleedout to get the tech from their dead body.

[dark lion]

how the fuck are people so stupid to start a gate while someone is at a node

they opened the gate while i was clearing a node with 800 remants and killed me

ON FUCKING MALICE

holy shit i am triggered

console shitters are a blight upon this world

[fiery wave]

Pubs.

[late canyon]

i mean

It's malice

[dark lion]

yeah cause the difficulty doesn't matter

you get teh same remantns

[late canyon]

Nono i get it

But newbies don't know that

and just play malice because they aren't great

[dark lion]

I got "xd everythign was done you lolygaged"

meanwhile the game literally says

"site of interest - interrogate"

[green vector]

[rain pilot]

Complaining not getting comp in a kindergarten

smh

[dark lion]

room temp iq

[marsh iris]

OK

[agile leaf]

It's like having three geriatrics while the whole retirement home is on fire

[marsh iris]

you guys full?

[somber stream]

No

[rain pilot]

Look all I am saying is YOU went to that special needs classroom

[somber stream]

Still have a spot open

@little marten It is time

[marsh iris]

i want to fill it up

i want to extract

[dark lion]

i quit the misison in progress

[somber stream]

By all means

[marsh iris]

i want to

[little marten]

ok

[dark lion]

its w/e they lost 50% of their possible total rewards because they kileld me

[little marten]

loading up

[wheat scroll]

I had one guy named ICE- something something, who 2 times in a row, at the door wouldnt get inside, and died outside, costing us like 1500 remnants

[rain pilot]

Dude that's gross af

[little marten]

as we speak

[rain pilot]

ngl dog

leaving mid match man

[dark lion]

no fuck that

[rain pilot]

kinda cringe

[marsh iris]

oh shit we are LOADING

[dark lion]

you don't get to kill me off and grief me

and then talk shit

that is cringe af

[somber stream]

We do love ourselves some loading action

[rain pilot]

Yeah I rather go through that and not leave mid match

I lost TOO many games from people leaving

[agile leaf]

Talking about leaving mid match like they're stuck with a bot forever

someone else will join and take the spot

[little marten]

oops

[marsh iris]

hyping, stoking myself

[little marten]

i was not in fact loading

[sudden forge]

Is Houndmaster completey covered in Carapace?

[little marten]

but i am now

[rain pilot]

Leaving mid match is the most cringe shit in this game

[cosmic burrow]

nope

[wheat scroll]

Honestly farming kappa is the best. So much time , so people dont stress and rush too much and whatnot.

[green vector]

Nah console players are

[amber delta]

houndmaster is mostly naked

[rain pilot]

Unless you need to take a fat shit

[cosmic burrow]

bosses need 3x hp

[sudden forge]

So just the Head is Carapace?

[rain pilot]

then homie go

[cosmic burrow]

right now

[agile leaf]

i don't even mind console players but there just needs to be option to turn on and off Crossplay

[cosmic burrow]

yup

[fiery wave]

Naw, his dawgs are armoured ones.

[green vector]

I do

[rain pilot]

tbh the pc players get me killed more

[green vector]

Never played with a decent one

They're all shit

[rain pilot]

That's just because I live near New York

[little marten]

OK I HAVE ARRIVED

[somber stream]

We're in 69

[fiery wave]

There is, if you play consoles.

[little marten]

THE MOURNINGSTAR CREAKS AND GROANS AS MY ANNOINTED STEPS RING OUT DOWN ITS SOLEMN HALLS

[somber stream]

If you want vox

[agile leaf]

but not for PC??

[green vector]

no because we'd all turn it off

killing crossplay

[agile leaf]

yeah no shit but that's still big fat spit in the face

[rain pilot]

lmao

[fiery wave]

Because clearly if they let PC have it, they'll gatekeep so console gamers got nobody to play with.

[marsh iris]

we need 1 more bulletshield

[agile leaf]

then don't let console players turn it off too then

just keep it forced for everyone what is this double standart bs

[rain pilot]

better idea, mouse and keyboard compatiblity

[fiery wave]

They choose to, they get to solo lul.

[little marten]

@brazen pelican

[worldly hinge]

so when are we fixing the VT2 hair working

[fiery wave]

Blame M$ and Sony, I think.

[brazen pelican]

IT ME!

[agile leaf]

who the hell is M$

[little marten]

we tide

[somber stream]

we tide

[brazen pelican]

Darking it up!?

[little marten]

darkin all over my shit rn

[marsh iris]

tide

[amber delta]

microsoft

[brazen pelican]

Sure, gimme a bit and I'll be on.

[agile leaf]

oh microslop

[marsh iris]

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