general-chat

[dire kayak]

he doesn't know im gonna hug him

[astral basin]

“Clanker coretta kelly kinda hot”

[nocturne bloom]

Goober doesnt know im gonna

[somber stream]

Did you look me up in that cursed place

[visual vortex]

You say anything that ISNT "yay good job arrowhead!" You get BANNED

And then you get doxxed

And get fired from yoir job

[astral basin]

You came here after you got muted

[dire kayak]

i can't believe we have to praise arrowhead when they do good and be mean when they do bad like they're a little kid

[cosmic burrow]

hd2 community is worse than lol and dota 2 combined

[astral basin]

Unlike you i dont slum in the gen chats there

[visual vortex]

I hate how smug and condescending they are

[somber stream]

Folks weren't so bad then in gen 2

[dire kayak]

explain

[visual vortex]

Idk

[somber stream]

Then they got cleansed, one by one lol

[visual vortex]

Just something about them

[rare pulsar]

Whats goong on now?

[visual vortex]

It irritates me

[ripe tangle]

Ist es verboten, gleichzeitig Deutscher und Franzose zu sein?

[rare pulsar]

People malding ober illuminate planet?

[visual vortex]

No

[dire kayak]

no we love that planet

[rare pulsar]

Leider nicht

[ripe tangle]

Jemand sollte der Schweiz sagen, dass sie aufhören soll.

[astral basin]

The second time lucia tries to incite the germans against france

[dire kayak]

i just bought the new warbond only to realize the heavy armour is exclusive to the FUCKING SUPERSTORE

[somber stream]

Contradict to popular belief

[rare pulsar]

Aufhören womit?

[visual vortex]

Contradiction to popular belief

[somber stream]

French makes for wonderful lovers

[visual vortex]

I shit myself

And shitting myself is 10x more fun than playing HD2

[cosmic burrow]

yeah but they dont make for good people

[ripe tangle]

sowohl deutsch als auch französisch sein

[astral basin]

I heard french were au natreal

[somber stream]

I never said they, as a people, are good

[rare pulsar]

Deutsch Italienisch und französisch

[visual vortex]

All natural?

[ripe tangle]

Italiener gibt es nicht! Das sind Römer.

[cosmic burrow]

withers big naturals

[marsh iris]

italian something

[jaunty path]

why is everyone speaking chinese

[ripe tangle]

Because we want Social Credits

[visual vortex]

They're speakjng deaf

[marsh iris]

wo bu zhi dao

[rare pulsar]

Bing chilling

[marsh iris]

🍨

[ripe tangle]

Tiananmen Square

[somber stream]

@little marten Let's try again today

[visual vortex]

Ooooo

[astral basin]

The last we heard of sister lucia

[visual vortex]

That's gonna affect your social credit lil vbudy

[rare pulsar]

(Please help me my family is being held hostage by the chinese beaver)

[dire kayak]

au revoir orgustine

[somber stream]

37.7 celcius, Shoshana

[astral basin]

@ripe tangle there’s one! Get it!

[visual vortex]

See that french person?

I dont wanna see their molecular makeup anymore

Fetch

[ripe tangle]

uhhhhh

[astral basin]

Are we getting a little risque?

[visual vortex]

No

I was going to link that to a joke about Balloon boy and withered foxy jumpscare

But i ruined it because i forgot the aftons are british

So i couldnt find out a way to link it together

[ripe tangle]

name a country that never signed the Treaty of the Metre or participated in the International Bureau of Weights and Measures.

Go! No cheating.

[visual vortex]

Uhhh

Uhhh

Hang on

[ripe tangle]

👀

[visual vortex]

Let me think

Im thinking of ansouth african country

Ukraine

[ripe tangle]

there are Southern African countries you can n~

What?

[jaunty path]

ukraine is in south africa?

[visual vortex]

Oh it isnt?

Fuck i am actually stupid

Thank goodness we arent in primitive times

[ripe tangle]

also Ukraine has participated in the Bureau…

[visual vortex]

FUCK

what about the republic of congo

[ripe tangle]

Republic of Congo has not

I’ll give you a cookie

[visual vortex]

I am a genius

I WON

I WIN

[ripe tangle]

🍪

[visual vortex]

EAT SHIT AND DIE

[dire kayak]

can i have one too?

[visual vortex]

no

[ripe tangle]

No

[visual vortex]

Y gotta guess a country

Without cheating

Wait is the republic of congo in south africs

[ripe tangle]

only if you name a country that never signed to participate in using Metric

which is funny considering every country that didn’t sign uses metric…

[dire kayak]

meanie,,,

[ripe tangle]

and not every country that signed does lol

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[astral basin]

Currently dying while shitting
Dont need to eat it

[marsh iris]

did you know theres a fecal matter transfer procedure that transfer from healthy gut to diseased gut to help with the immunity

[astral basin]

Garut

[visual vortex]

That is the plot to Hunan Centipede

[astral basin]

This is the third time now

[ripe tangle]

I knew about this yes

[sour oyster]

they need to put more diamantine in the expedition im running out ive upgraded like 15 different weapons this week, have to go back to regular aurics

[visual vortex]

A kind doctor helps three people get better immunity

[astral basin]

Garut. Why are you obsessed with swapping bum sticks?

[marsh iris]

what if we transfer our matter into the nurglites and they all become loyal

[ripe tangle]

I’ll show you a bum stick.

[somber stream]

Such a lust for fecal matter transfer

[wooden creek]

Yeah I'm doing a fecal matter transfer procedure right now (shitposting on discord)

[visual vortex]

The best shitpost i have

Is of the asian streamer girl bowing to donations

Before her face falls off

[marsh iris]

if a bum stick is inserted, do you temporarily become human ice cream?

[visual vortex]

And there's a voice

And inhuman screams come from her

Funniest shit ever

[ripe tangle]

wdym her face comes off?

[visual vortex]

It falls off

[ripe tangle]

how?

[visual vortex]

Like the scene from the silent hill f trailer

[visual vortex]

It just plops off

[ripe tangle]

my face has never fallen off, how does a face do that?

[visual vortex]

Like if you put a pancake on the sides

It plops over

Kind of like that

But more like a stixker peeling off at that speed

[dire kayak]

the chaos spawn is what happens when you eat the brown part of the banana

[ripe tangle]

what does it mean if you suddenly start seeing people with purple skin?

and no hair

and some of them have extra arms

[hard gorge]

EAT THEM

[dire kayak]

that's my job

[visual vortex]

Ranni the witxh

[hard gorge]

eat her too

anyone smaller than you is food

rule of the ocean

[marsh iris]

accept them

[ripe tangle]

what if you’re a crab

and the other crabs are smaller than you

[visual vortex]

Octopus

[dire kayak]

i want ice cream

[visual vortex]

I have icecream

Watermelon flavored and vanilla bean flavor

[cosmic burrow]

evolve into crab

[jaunty path]

water melon flavor ice cream sounds vile

[visual vortex]

Its a popsicle

[jaunty path]

popicles...

heretical..

[marsh iris]

lime and vanilla icecream

[visual vortex]

You're acting like watermelon even has a flavor

[jaunty path]

lime icream also sounds heretical cuz lime and milk don't go together

[quaint moss]

share

[jaunty path]

just not one for fruit

[marsh iris]

at first i was like this but its really good

[visual vortex]

Fruit is very good for you

[dire kayak]

give me

give both

[visual vortex]

No

Get your own

Fatass

[dire kayak]

WHYYYY

[quaint moss]

.-.

[visual vortex]

Also i bought it with my own money

[quaint moss]

why they ice my boi cream

[hard gorge]

Who up creaming they ice

[visual vortex]

She icing my cream till i cream

[frosty echo]

granny cream's hot butter ice cream?

[twin dirge]

Chat

Someone come burn my store down

So I don't have to work tomorrow

[hard gorge]

Fucking hell youre gonna put thst earworm back in my brain for the next week

[dire kayak]

i can eat it instead?

[frosty echo]

i never finished hypnospace

i got to the part where you get access to everyone's secret archives

and got burnt out by like 10 hours of reading unlocking at once

[stiff elbow]

whats that feeling when you try to clutch-up but then you fuck up and die and ur team doesnt even say "gg" or anything when the mission ends its just awkward af

[jaunty path]

embarassment

r u playing havoc

[feral vessel]

GOOD MORNING HIVE TERTIUM

[stiff elbow]

no 🥹

[jaunty path]

bad

its ok

frankly on ur team for dying

[stiff elbow]

yeah

[dire kayak]

haiiiii

[stiff elbow]

our arbitrator literally left the airlock to fight some trashmobs but then a giant horde of plasgunners came and fucked him up

[twin dirge]

Real

This is why I just don't die ngl

[jaunty path]

arbitrator moment

[twin dirge]

[dire kayak]

poor thing

[feral vessel]

haai huug

[stiff elbow]

i feel no sympathy for him

he left me to get fucked up in the next room just so he could fight a handful of poxers

[feral vessel]

clearly you need a smite psyker. i can fix that.

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyy

[stiff elbow]

my zealot is level 27 so i havent rlly committed myself to a build yet so i was kinda using whatever i wanted (in this case, eviscerator and shredder autopistol)

so when i left the airlock to go rescue the rest of my team, i got shot up by a bunch of shooters that i didnt close the gap with in time 😭

[jaunty path]

Still on your team for dying

unless u were using chorus

if so you SUCK

(were you)

[stiff elbow]

no i was using uhm the upgraded dash ability

whatever its called

fury of the faithful i think

[jaunty path]

fotf

very good.

use fatmangus

very good

[feral vessel]

missus is a havoc player

meta slave

also slave in another sense but that doesnt matter

[jaunty path]

im not a meta slave

chorus is meta

i hate chorus

and anyone who uses it

(I skin them alive)

[feral vessel]

when the fuck was chorus meta

[jaunty path]

since always

wide ass stagger aoe

[fiery wave]

Defensively, it is. The joke is stealth is the niche pick.

[thick coyote]

Gas spam
That's it

[fiery wave]

Fury is offensive meta.

[feral vessel]

True..

personally only use Chorus on my support zealot

[jaunty path]

what the fuck else is there to use

[hushed raptor]

I new to all of this I thought warhammer was third person

[stiff elbow]

i dont like excise vault spireside-13

its too

open

[thick fog]

no

[thick coyote]

Depends on the game

[thick fog]

Well at least not this game

[fair bridge]

it sucks people don't think for themselves anymore. sad!

[hushed raptor]

Is dark tide a dlc?

[stiff elbow]

no darktide is a standalone title

[thick fog]

Is an own game

[hushed raptor]

Ok 👌

[thick fog]

standalone

[stiff elbow]

space marine 2 is down the hall and to the left

[frosty echo]

chat are tabletop wargames isometric

[hushed raptor]

Is it newer?

[fair bridge]

they stink

[thick fog]

came out in 2022

[fair bridge]

stink!!

[feral vessel]

hai maloo

[frosty echo]

warhammer (40k and the fantasy settings) is a whole setting that has tons of games and books in it

[hushed raptor]

So warhammer 2 is the third person one right and has co-op?

[stiff elbow]

like starwars

[jaunty path]

have you actually taken a moment to actually look at the steam page

[thick fog]

not sure which one that is

Also yes lmao

[jaunty path]

[stiff elbow]

i think he's talking about space marine 2

[hushed raptor]

I’m sorry I’m slow

[frosty echo]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000

[feral vessel]

Missus don't be mean. You're supposed to do that to me.

[thick fog]

funny joining a game server before knowing about the game

[jaunty path]

Its fine. You're thinking of Space Marine 2

This is a Darktide Server.

[fair bridge]

there was some really funny vintage story official server drama and one of the mods was screaming at everyone to not join the server because they said it was breaking everything, but then it just ended up being a ddos attack

[jaunty path]

Warhammer Darktide

You're talking Warshammer Space Marine 2

[thick fog]

Ah yes the space mid 2

[fair bridge]

people were like freaking out and going "ohhhh yes yes moderator yes yes.......that doesnt make sense but ok....."

what is it about taking the word of someone with a differently colored name as gospel

[feral vessel]

different coloured weapon names denoting rarity have fucked people up i guess

[fair bridge]

if hank came in here right now and said that white chocolate was awesome how many of you would bow down and simply accept this as a fact

white chocolate is NOT awesome it BLOWS

[rocky radish]

I will fight you on that

[feral vessel]

white chocolate is better than dark chocolate but still kinda ass

dark chocolate sucks even more.

[fair bridge]

in all seriousness it's just so funny how the smallest crumb of power seems to do wicked shit to people's heads

[fair bridge]

incorrect

[rocky radish]

I may have missed the context

[fair bridge]

she didn't do anything bad, she was just totally misinformed 😭

[jaunty path]

Play Jailbreak

youll see the most petty mfs

[astral basin]

Unilaterally wrong
White chocolate is just sugar dumped
Dark chocolate actually has health benefits

[fair bridge]

something funny about a game's official server having issues today and one of the mods was pinning their own messages telling people not to try joining the server because it might break things

which is stupid because if you don't want people to join, turn on the whitelist??

also what part of people joining a server is going to break anything? it was a ddos attack

[feral vessel]

Do you think using big words makes your argument bear any more weight than what I said, petal?

[astral basin]

See. It’s unilaterally wrong bc.
Its unfair to you just how wrong you are

[fair bridge]

i'm not angry about it or anything i'm just amazed at how quickly people were willing to just accept what this person, a presumably normal human being. who just happened to possess the ability to remove people from a social space, would say without any questions

it's like watching society at a micro level

[jaunty path]

there should be a law for not accepting me in havoc games

[dire kayak]

yeah but we love hank

[jaunty path]

Like death squad to your house for not accepting me

[fair bridge]

i think hank is working for the CIA

i cant prove it and i wont

[rocky radish]

Hank gave me good Veteran advice, therefore Hank is good.

My world view is that simple

[fair bridge]

i don't think any of the mods here do that stuff, where they just say something incorrect and everyone runs with it, but it was wild to see

[dire kayak]

i love all chocolate except dark

[astral basin]

Mallow feeling rebellious today

Maybe a lil

[feral vessel]

True..

[astral basin]

Chaotic

[dire kayak]

i hate my bitter brown block

[astral basin]

Maybe a lil
Anarchic

[fair bridge]

what the fuck is rebellious about any of this

[feral vessel]

thoughtcriminal send them to room 101

THOUGHTCRIMINAL!

[fair bridge]

i'm not even talking about anyone here

[feral vessel]

MISTER O'BRIEN SEND THEM TO ROOM 101 OF THE MINISTRY OF LOVE

[jaunty path]

moderation non sense

merp play more havoc

[cobalt lichen]

🫵 FREE THINKER

MANDATED EDICT: LOBOTOMY

[feral vessel]

Naw. just doing it for da bit.

[dire kayak]

if i make the mistake of playing havoc id never deny you

[marsh iris]

be imperium: no thoughts

[fair bridge]

bits are meant to be funny i think. not sure

i'll have to get back to you on that

[astral basin]

Wrong server, helldivers is two doors down

[jaunty path]

bits are only funny if i laugh at them

thereforea

[cobalt lichen]

If you can think, you can doubt. And doubt is weakness

[jaunty path]

all of my bits are funny

[feral vessel]

Personally I even agree with the notion that people have a tendency to flock towards anyone they view as authoritatively above them.

[dire kayak]

i hungy for chocolate now

[marsh iris]

ogryn supremacy

[feral vessel]

as far as I know it's just a psychological phenomena that's about as old as time

[fair bridge]

they absolutely do and it's totally insane to me

[astral basin]

We as living things crave the convenient
Structure tends to be convenient

Structure may also inconvenience others

[fair bridge]

i was gonna say something but i'll be cool

[astral basin]

Its very inconvenient to have to change anything, so tearing down the inconvenient structure is more convenient than moving

[feral vessel]

@jaunty path can you tell them how funny it is that I'm talking about power structures..

[dire kayak]

i could traumadump a little at this but im not going to

[astral basin]

I could

Vomit

[cobalt lichen]

this is true

[astral basin]

I have a fever headache. Everything sucks

[fair bridge]

thank god

pizza time

[astral basin]

Sounds good

[fair bridge]

not for you.

[stiff elbow]

this game is a psychological MUTINY

[feral vessel]

fucking...

eggs

[dire kayak]

can i have a little?

[feral vessel]

for breakfast

AGAIN

[astral basin]

Scrumpled gegs

[dire kayak]

i can take them off your hands

[feral vessel]

im working out today i yearn for mass on my ass.

[dire kayak]

i have need of eggs at the moment

a lot of eggs

[astral basin]

I bought an 18 pack of eggs
I have no idea how to eat them

[dire kayak]

YAAYAYAYAYYYAAYYY

[feral vessel]

can i have a monster energy ultra

[feral vessel]

ubercharged plant

[dire kayak]

MCMUFFIN

[stiff elbow]

this game is TOOORTUUUURE

[cobalt lichen]

maybe don’t do that

[stiff elbow]

hitler im so tired

[jaunty path]

once u get to level 30 it gets better

[feral vessel]

@jaunty path auric maelstrom gloriana today

[cobalt lichen]

Might have one of those later.
The only thing on the McDonald’s menu that isn’t shit

[feral vessel]

plug me in jit

[dire kayak]

i laid an egg a year ago
i still haven't mentally recovered

[cobalt lichen]

happens

[feral vessel]

...what?

Poor thing.

[astral basin]

Bagel biscuit

[stiff elbow]

this zealot on my team keeps one-shotting monstrosities

how can he do that????????

[feral vessel]

thammer stealth build

usually

[astral basin]

Thammet

[austere prism]

Zealot funny

[astral basin]

Big thump

[feral vessel]

i nearly misspelt "stealth" as something entirelt else

fuck my furchud ass

[astral basin]

Barkchud*

Fernchud?

[feral vessel]

Chlorochud

[astral basin]

Lol

[jaunty path]

Stealth.

[feral vessel]

chlorochudyl

[jaunty path]

stealth is very good for killing monstrosies

[astral basin]

Chudderfyl

[feral vessel]

@jaunty path are you planning to sleep

anytime soon

[jaunty path]

maybe

what do u need

[feral vessel]

nothing

[astral basin]

Chudus… no too cursed…

[feral vessel]

asking outta boredom

[feral vessel]

chudperor of chudkind

[astral basin]

Chudians

[feral vessel]

missus i accidentally called one of my friends petal irl on muscle memory

am i a stupid chud

[jaunty path]

You're fucked most likely

[astral basin]

Brainrotted

[jaunty path]

ppl are gonna take you for gay 250%

[astral basin]

Im taken for gay 70% of the time

Its annoying

Ig?

I don’t suppose i care but. People be assumin too much

[feral vessel]

with
with all due respect

IT'S REALLY HARD to not assume that

when I openly go like

"oh yeah time to work out me glutes!!"

[astral basin]

Former scalie, current fernie

[dire kayak]

i don't know anyone who wouldn't like to be called that though

[feral vessel]

sergals aren't really scalies are they

I do like the term fernie.

[feral vessel]

gooba i think you're a minority in this

[stiff elbow]

bullshit spotted in the carnival, tertium

🙏🏽

[dire kayak]

[feral vessel]

at least the music is good

do you think they let Jesper back on the fent when he was making the Carnival OST

[cobalt lichen]

Bro cooked

[astral basin]

Idak
Looked like a lizard in the pfp to me
Maybe some fur but.

[cobalt lichen]

Sergals are cheese

[feral vessel]

can post the full image in zealot chat if you wanna see

[astral basin]

Honestly never heard of a sergal before

Sure

[cobalt lichen]

Furry subclass

[feral vessel]

one of the three good fictional anthro species

[cobalt lichen]

I like protatos

[astral basin]

Hm

[austere prism]

I really want T'au to be in a 40k action game but I'm scared the devs are gonna make them pathetic and incompetent

[cobalt lichen]

they’re the real reason why RAM costs so much now

[cobalt lichen]

so accurate?

[austere prism]

Ill hurt you (in minecraft)

[cobalt lichen]

don’t do that, that’s my job.

[dire kayak]

i love the t'au too

i want a game like titanfall 2 but with t'au

[cobalt lichen]

That would be good

[austere prism]

Id love for darktide to get a Kroot Mercenary class and they get some pulse weapons

[cobalt lichen]

I want admech first

[austere prism]

Well i want kroot first have you considered that

[cobalt lichen]

yes but you are not me and therefore wrong

[stiff elbow]

i hope we get another reject archetype class

[cobalt lichen]

true

Who else is there

[stiff elbow]

i dunno

[cobalt lichen]

reject agriworld peasant

[feral vessel]

when is pyrocynical going to be canonized in 40k as a herald of slaanesh

[cobalt lichen]

Has a fork

[cobalt lichen]

who

[astral basin]

Tau gets wh40k sniper elite/ armored core mishmash
Ghost in the shell?
Idk

[feral vessel]

5 hour cruelty squad tierlist guy

[dire kayak]

i hate sea pickles

[stiff elbow]

cruelty squad mentioned

[dire kayak]

not only do i hate pickles

but sea pickles are really gross too

[stiff elbow]

when the beat drops im going to fucking kill myself 🗣️ 💯

[dire kayak]

he'd be both an ogre lord and a herald of slaanesh

[fallen tree]

jalapenos?

[austere prism]

Just because T'au have long ranged weapons dosent mean they're snipers, plenty of them do close combat

[astral basin]

Sniper elite games have stealth aspects
Close range weapons

[feral vessel]

You've done it now, you freak shit. We have you cornered. Prepare to die.

[dire kayak]

commander farsight literally uses a melee weapon

[astral basin]

Theyre just known for their sniping physics and slomo cameras

[austere prism]

Hes an exception

[astral basin]

Honk

[austere prism]

Tau do close combat but not really melee

[dire kayak]

i forgot the exact line but like the guy in the apartment who yaps about some murder sex robot overlord thing

[austere prism]

And it seems like GW has been letting the T'au do gun-fu with the new Stealthsuits and Twin Lance

[feral vessel]

yeah i was gonna quote that guy

[jaunty path]

so hard to find a lobby at 4am

[feral vessel]

HYPER AI SUCK AND FUCK

[feral vessel]

we can play together

if you give me like 30 minutes

[dire kayak]

can i come

i suck at the game but i wanna come

[jaunty path]

in a game now, quickplayed

[dire kayak]

i bought the twin lance it's such a cool mini

[feral vessel]

@jaunty path ill still be ready

if you still wani..

[jaunty path]

if u want to

[stiff elbow]

I've been really getting into "hell". Both as a mindset and as something to strive for, in an organizational sense

[astral basin]

I cant find the tau kisser

[feral vessel]

of course
cant call you floret today because i dont have a headset

[jaunty path]

@dire kayak 9132245238 if you want to

idk if therell be a space cuz im looking to just play

a*ric

[dire kayak]

yaaayyyyy

[feral vessel]

LEAVE ONE PLACE FOR ME

IM ACTIVATING MY MACHINE

[jaunty path]

36 seconds

[dire kayak]

my body is a machine that turns murder into dopamine

[stiff elbow]

when you lowk KILLING your landlord in your jury-rigged golem exosystem but the five dollar brain implant that you stole off a dead carrion of a stock investor in a dumpster starts projecting visions of god drinking sperm into ur brain and you lowk get neurotrauma from it and turn into a bisexual INTJ software developer

@feral vessel peam????? 🥹

[dire kayak]

i added you

[astral basin]

Ngl
A tau game borrowing sniper elite play aesthetic would be the best choice
Shoot, reposition, attempt stealth takedowns of any in the way as you do
Just. Less bullet time, more gun particle effects
That can transfer over to the mech gameplay too, bc they do the same but on a larger more destructive level.
Also. Drones.

[stiff elbow]

what would the tau shoot at

[dire kayak]

evil people

[feral vessel]

peam

[astral basin]

Other invasive xenos
Primarily orks and militarum lines

[feral vessel]

PLEASE

GIVE ME TIMEEE

i promise

[dire kayak]

missus accept my friend request please

[jaunty path]

join

[feral vessel]

im in

sorry do you want me to hop onto darktide in my underwear or wuh i have things to do

[astral basin]

Apparently, they don’t even want you to get in with your underwear on

Its unnerving how unpunished the misspelling of the word rogue is vs the color rouge

[misty smelt]

ohhhh im gunna tide my dark so hard

[astral basin]

Would be hilariously dystopian if it became part of modern speech
“A dashing rouge type”
Said alloud

[digital ivy]

slugsworth

[visual vortex]

I love eating candle wac

[digital ivy]

u love eating dihh

[visual vortex]

$20 is $20

Times are toufh

[digital ivy]

bro im a so wealthy im healthy

i bet yall hate that

[visual vortex]

Not really no

Im proud of you

[digital ivy]

youre mother is worth 50 at least

she gives good head

[visual vortex]

That was me

[digital ivy]

you can suck me when im done with you

[visual vortex]

What

[astral basin]

What ze fack

[digital ivy]

ima bang that butt till ur corrupt

emu limu type shit

[visual vortex]

So you admit im hot then?

[digital ivy]

ur new photo is better

[visual vortex]

This is my old photo

[digital ivy]

but ur still a worm boy

you have glitter and grace but i put my nuts into yo face

[visual vortex]

Man you gotta reword your words

[astral basin]

Getting a lil aggressive in chat

[visual vortex]

I am genujnely too stupid to figure out what you're saying

[digital ivy]

my words are pretty great the worm can hate a robin shall stake the bastard wormboy

[visual vortex]

@astral basin

Can you understand this for me

[digital ivy]

u are to dumb thats true

but maybe i can help you

[visual vortex]

They never taught me anything in achool

[digital ivy]

just kidding the worm is the verm

[visual vortex]

But i know mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

And that y=mx+b

[digital ivy]

u were my biggest disappointment

[astral basin]

Idk anymore

[digital ivy]

a worm who never grew

a broken boner

[visual vortex]

"A broken boner" 😭 🙏

[digital ivy]

i saw you throw a lense

it wasnt impressive

i was just know len

[visual vortex]

Im too stupid to understand what you're saying

[digital ivy]

do you wish wisdom young grasshopper

[visual vortex]

I wish for you to make sense

I cant twll if you're referencing something or having an episode

[digital ivy]

my sense is like a shake sometimes you need a blender and the right ingrediants

blend it up and suck muh nuts

[visual vortex]

Why do you talk about me giving you head so much

[digital ivy]

worm boy and mug suck the nuts

[astral basin]

We only do a little trolling here
Thats a bit much

[digital ivy]

nothing goes without limits its true thats a bit much is to much guess i blew ur back out

[visual vortex]

Okay man

[digital ivy]

ill do it again

[visual vortex]

I just think you're gay

[digital ivy]

u wish

[visual vortex]

No

You want me to give you head

Im a dude

[digital ivy]

u want me to blow ur back out

ima dude

[visual vortex]

I never said i did

[dire kayak]

kagamine len reference

[visual vortex]

You said you would

[feral vessel]

slugcart

slugca

[digital ivy]

it takes one to know one!!!

why does everyone wanna f me

is it cuz im super slick

[nocturne bloom]

Today, I drained my power steering fluid, greased my steering column, cleaned my engine bay. Asked my dad to check my tire pressure while I used the bathroom, hes a mechanic, breaks one of my tires sensor and valve stem. Cant drive car now. Go to parts store. Makes ME buy what he broke.

[visual vortex]

Dont worry

Sometimes

[digital ivy]

like go f urself before u wanna get f by me

[visual vortex]

When i listen to white girl music like Lights

I get shitty asmr videos under it

[nocturne bloom]

Now my tire pressure light is on 24/7 and I just got my emissions slip in the mail yesterday

[digital ivy]

give me a price ill f u

[visual vortex]

Such as:

"Your Jealous Roommate Snaps When You Download Tinder"

This ruined my white girl music dance session

[wheat harness]

💃🏻

[digital ivy]

ill snap ur room tinder download my dih in yo ahh

gucci bag and yo ahh

[visual vortex]

💃🏻

[digital ivy]

the broken dont need fixing

no ratard behaviour otherwise ill cook you fair warning puzziezs

ill work around yo ass dont make me stank it

[visual vortex]

Okay man take a shower atp please

👉 🛁

[solid mica]

Looking for help completing the shocking stuff penance - kill 40 stunned enemies in 10 seconds on malice or higher as the zealot

[dire kayak]

i fell victim to the mauler pile meat masher of despair again

[astral basin]

yo wtf i didnt realize red rising was such a huge deal

a ten thousand dollar signature book???

Wtaf???

[feral vessel]

goober i fucking hate auric hi intensity

i fucking hate carapace

i fucking hate maulers

FUCK THEM ALL I WANT THEM DEAD HUNG UP STRUNG UP HANGING BY THEIR NECKS YES

[dire kayak]

this is why i only play damnation

[astral basin]

Use the #vox-lfg-lexicanum
The class chats usually have folk that dont mind helping.

[visual vortex]

Baby

[visual vortex]

Veteran krak plasma

[astral basin]

The greatest babies

[dire kayak]

cheering missus on rn

[visual vortex]

Tell her i said to lock in

I will be nice this ONCE

☝️

[feral vessel]

ollpheist shut the fuck up you fucking inhuman piece of shit. you dont even deserve the glorified asshole you call your oral cavity to spew this nonsensical BULLSHIT
(slight overreaction, sorry)

[dire kayak]

missus is so fucking based

[visual vortex]

that's cause my cheering on locked her in

[feral vessel]

might do better playing arbitrator next game..

[visual vortex]

Ive had worse said to me for less by my irl friends

[feral vessel]

so real

me too.

[visual vortex]

Yeah

They doxxed me to a bunch of strangers

[fiery wave]

Shock mines?

[visual vortex]

Pretty cool

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[visual vortex]

Dash

[feral vessel]

impact grenades and shock mines are the only thing i really use for arbi

from that triad

[fiery wave]

BTL shock mines.

[feral vessel]

dawg starts to falter

[visual vortex]

Dog is best unit

[feral vessel]

for me at least

[fiery wave]

I use that for soloing clutches.

[dire kayak]

REMOTE DETONATION SUPREMACY

[fiery wave]

Especially gamma.

Know dogs coming? Shock mine under you.

[visual vortex]

I block when i hear pitter patter of dogs

[delicate vapor]

vhat

karien karien karien

[visual vortex]

Then do push when i hear dog yell

[fiery wave]

Useless when there's over 35 of them.

[visual vortex]

Karien your kid needs your attention

Stop being a neglectful father

Lock in

🫰

[fiery wave]

Are you saying I'm like Arle now?

[delicate vapor]

karien karien

[visual vortex]

Who?

[delicate vapor]

karien food please

[visual vortex]

karien it's me

Ronal Reagan

[astral basin]

I dox myself sometimes bc
Whats it matter. I dont platform myself on social media. I do manual work for 40 hours a week

[visual vortex]

I want ypu to feed your kid

[feral vessel]

five hundred poxhounds

[fiery wave]

I don't have a kid.

[visual vortex]

I always knew you were a deadbeat to @delicate vapor.

[gloomy void]

Spit yo shit. Fr fr

[visual vortex]

I cant believe you

🙄

[astral basin]

We playing a game of pushattacks?

Dogtide

[delicate vapor]

food please

noodles specificallyt

[visual vortex]

Karien

Feed your child

Ive been taking care of them since you walked out on us

[fiery wave]

I'm going back to psyker mains. This is just annoying.

[visual vortex]

see you later karien

👋

[astral basin]

None of the usuals have been on lately

[fiery wave]

I'm around, just can't multitask that well. Also have been kinda unstable.

[astral basin]

Uh oh

[feral vessel]

oh boy

i love being uh

shot by a sniper

[visual vortex]

Pregnant

Oh

[feral vessel]

while i was a meter and a half from the red line

yum yum

[visual vortex]

Yeah that's fun

[feral vessel]

hitreg still god awful

always has been

[dire kayak]

i wish i could eat snipers

[feral vessel]

some would say the game has been rigged from the start..

[visual vortex]

Of i ever see your ass on darktidd

I WILL call you ass

And then never play again

So thay way i cant lose

[feral vessel]

mean bitchass

[fiery wave]

It just feels like you are asking to be blocked or something.

[visual vortex]

You can block me

[obtuse oak]

The last 30 minutes of messages in this channel are so unhinged, what are you guys even on about

[visual vortex]

This is what

[hasty sky]

Idk I just woke up

[visual vortex]

11 days or something

Of no ipdate

Does to an mf

[feral vessel]

the usual emotions you feel while playing auric hi-intensity

[dire kayak]

im just hungy

[obtuse oak]

@visual vortex you appear to be making people uncomfortable, turn it down a notch

[visual vortex]

Sorry

I will turn it down

Tell that to the guy like a while back too

That told me to give him head

[dire kayak]

HUH

[feral vessel]

the fuck

[dire kayak]

what have i been missing

[visual vortex]

I think

[visual vortex]

Idk i mightve misread it

[fallen tree]

just got my first havoc 40 clear, what an intense game. thanks to the friends who helped

[feral vessel]

missus playing fatmangus instead of suffering like the rest of us with glass cannon zealot

[visual vortex]

Oh wait no

He said

"You can suck me when im done with you"

What could he have meant by that 🤔

[dire kayak]

im just playing my silly brain burst psyker :3

[feral vessel]

im playing uh

brainrot focus target vet

if i didn't go to get the ogryn i prolly would've lived

[visual vortex]

Veteran

[hasty sky]

Damn, congrats lol

[visual vortex]

🤤

[feral vessel]

i got double ganged by poxbursters

[hasty sky]

I could never

[feral vessel]

blown from one poxburster explosion to another

sucks to suck

[dire kayak]

i tried to mark the sniper for you

[feral vessel]

thats cool

i had no dodges

[visual vortex]

Why didnt you shoot the sniper?

[feral vessel]

i did shoot the sniper

[fallen tree]

thank you, had to lock in 200% but it was worth, i didnt think id get the chance to do a 40 clear

[visual vortex]

Wait i thought you died by it

[dire kayak]

merp are all your operative names references to some of my favourite stuff

[visual vortex]

What are they

[feral vessel]

fucking bullshit

[feral vessel]

maybe

fucking bullshit

cant dodge trapper because hitbox of an enemy on the ground is too big

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-come-deliverance-henry-of-skalitz-kcd-kcd-2-kingdom-come-deliverance-2-gif-8513144675739880089

will do

[visual vortex]

thank you

[dire kayak]

i HATE maulers

[feral vessel]

@jaunty path sorry i can't anymore

[dire kayak]

short catgirl hug?

[jaunty path]

its fine

you were doing better than that ogyrn that simply could not stand the fuck up lmfao

[feral vessel]

sureee

[visual vortex]

maulers

more like ballers

because they have a lot of money

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[visual vortex]

i have noticed something

[dire kayak]

go on

[visual vortex]

now just a theory

BUT

when you watch an ad in a game on your phone

the ad SPEEDS UP the little yellow bar at the bottom

then slows it down a ton half way to give the illusion that you're almost done with it so you dont notice it's nearly a minute of unskippable dogshit

maybe everyone knows this but i am too slow to figure it out till now

[solar jay]

Are operations good for xp or qp still is the play?

[astral basin]

Qp has xp modifier

[marsh iris]

does qp give extra remnants?

[somber stream]

I heard point Gamma turn you over, slap you on the ass and tell you you're a bad boy

[iron gazelle]

Is it normal for the success rate in the new mode with randoms on heresy to be like 20%? Cause my experience has been horrendous

[hasty sky]

on heresy? yeah

Heresy mains are... not good

[misty smelt]

So I just had the boss at the end of HL-16-11 spawn without a shield and we melted it in literally 5 seconds

[clever portal]

guys, is there no way to do private game solo even with mods? I'm trying to get Malleus Monstronum penance

[hasty sky]

especially during weekends. weektiders, tidedads etc aren't very skilled as a rule

[hasty sky]

nope, ask for someone to help you in #psyker-class

[patent grove]

No

[somber stream]

....usual tiders are skilled?

[hasty sky]

comparatively yeah

auric mains tend to be decent

[clever portal]

what a shame, thanks for the info tho

[solar jay]

okay Imma resay it differently: are operations good for leveling, or its just better to do quickplay in the regular gamemode

[fiery fractal]

Height slider on Ogryn isnt working?

His height doesn’t seem to change

[wooden creek]

It does, just not as noticeable as on humans

[misty smelt]

Ogryn has a much bigger height even at the shortest on the slider. No such thing as smol oggy

[thick fog]

That heresy for you

[thick fog]

Solo play mod

But you can't get any progression for penances

[dire kayak]

my body is a machine that always has the check engine light on

[visual vortex]

it's how your parents told you how they walked to school

[clever portal]

Yeah, that's sad part

[iron gazelle]

is malice any better?

I JUST want to complete the event requirements but I literally cant

my team will wipe almost every single time

[warm maple]

its honestly not that hard.

[visual vortex]

Just dont wngage with enemies

[warm maple]

Just ask someone in game or in discord and you'll get malleus

just make sure you set the game to private

[iron gazelle]

for a mode that's supposed to be casual, the second-highest difficulty seems overtuned

[obtuse oak]

It's better in Auric

[iron gazelle]

at least with regards to the average player

[obtuse oak]

Teams also wipe there but the success rate is higher than 50% in my experience

[visual vortex]

Once you get past the first zone

[warm maple]

the players in the lower difficulties are not great

[visual vortex]

Peolle get more brain

[obtuse oak]

The problem isn't that the mode is overtuned, it's that players will try to fight enemies

Which attracts more enemies

And more

And more

And they achieve nothing

[visual vortex]

They achieve something

[warm maple]

yeah, people never stop fighting and never progress the mission

[visual vortex]

They waste their ammo

[obtuse oak]

Right

In Auric, players are smarter

So go where the smart players are.

[iron gazelle]

most of the time my teams wipe at evac when a billion ragers and crushers spawn

[visual vortex]

I am the smartest darktide gamer

[warm maple]

sometimes smarter

[jaunty path]

Um.

[warm maple]

some times you get some real stinkers even in auric

[obtuse oak]

True

[visual vortex]

Sometimes i can form a coherent thought

[obtuse oak]

But on average, they understand the mode better

[jaunty path]

Where the

Smart people are

[hasty sky]

That's just part and parcel for darktide though

[jaunty path]

[hasty sky]

This game is first and foremost a test of grit

[visual vortex]

This game is a test of if you and your team can use a braincell

[jaunty path]

I had an ogyrn at level 860 and unable to keep his feet on the damn ground

[warm maple]

in my experience: Uprising and Malice have decent success rates just because its brain dead easy and you personally could just solo it anyway if the team sucks, heresy is when you start needing a tiny lil bit of coordination and where success drops like a rock, damnation is a mixed bag

[visual vortex]

Did he have a havoc 40 title

[jaunty path]

It HAD to be a little brother on the pc

[jaunty path]

Don't know i can check i think

[warm maple]

Oh, you'll also fail 90% of clandestum auric XD

just regardless

because that intro sucks

[visual vortex]

I feel like most llayers struggle at the start of a lot of missions

[warm maple]

perhaps

I know that one manufactoum one with the smelters fails a lot too at the start LUL

[visual vortex]

The one with the ledge and the explosive barrels?

[delicate vapor]

mmm beer

[winged swift]

welp, im addicted to the speed of shredder auto+tact axe now after using lasguns+devils claw basically my entire career

[warm maple]

thats clandestum

Th smelted one is some weird ass name

[winged swift]

but the shredder needs more ammo so bad😫

[visual vortex]

Idk a ton of maps look similar

[warm maple]

Hl manufactorum whatever the fuck in my ass

[visual vortex]

And have funny names

[warm maple]

clandestum is the one that has a stairway that usually leads to 30 gunners and into a factory

and at the end you have to kill like 3 sets of corruptors and restart the smelters

its a very lava shaded level

[visual vortex]

Oh

I lnow that one

I swesr

[warm maple]

its the only one I think that isn't a campaign mission, actually

[visual vortex]

I might have Alzheimer's

[dire kayak]

i hope not

[visual vortex]

Because i remember there being a chance to hesr wolfer talk

[warm maple]

there are a couple of those

[visual vortex]

Ik

[warm maple]

ones in hab dreyko

[visual vortex]

But i remember THAT one

[warm maple]

hab dreyko, dark communion...

couple of others.

Actually, its in the smelter one too

I think

[visual vortex]

I think dark communion was my first mission

[warm maple]

with him wanting to steal the secrets of mobian steel

[visual vortex]

Pretty funny how that was the last battle for tertium story map

[warm maple]

its so underwhelming tbh

[visual vortex]

It's fine

[warm maple]

Even though you know the stakes are supposed to be high

because thats probably a Daemon ritual

[visual vortex]

I feel like the best map is rolling steel

[warm maple]

i hate rolling steel. That fucking choke point

and no one grabs the power cells

just that one section ruins it tbh

[visual vortex]

Yeah that sucks

But i just like the environment and music

And train

[warm maple]

fair

[visual vortex]

It's very cinematic

[warm maple]

GONNA RIDE A TRAAAIn

bully ogryn so happy

[misty smelt]

rolling steel is one of my favorites but idk why people seem oblivious when it comes to the section where you have to grab the power cells

i swear im the only one who immedietly starts running back after flipping the switch

[visual vortex]

I think it's because of the

[warm maple]

yeah.

[visual vortex]

Uhhh

The uh

I forgot

[hasty sky]

Rolling steel and no man's land are both my fave missions

[dire kayak]

the uhhhh

what was it again?

[visual vortex]

Hang ok

Im thinking

I GOT IT

it's because of how many angles the enemies come from

[warm maple]

rolling steel checks if your party has adhd

[visual vortex]

It checks if you can do basic teamwork

[hasty sky]

It checks if you can hold down W

[visual vortex]

Also you guys lied

There is no gamma on the expeditions map

[elder merlin]

Just dumb is all

[visual vortex]

Unless i am dyslexic

Oh wait

I found it

Holy shit

[hasty sky]

lol noob

[misty smelt]

its the one with the Y symbol

[visual vortex]

I am actually screwed

[thick fog]

thats the only big issue i have with the mode as a solo player, it is the randoms just like the actual game

Randoms either get too carried away fighting or complete a single objective and never pay attention to the timer

[warm maple]

this is how rolling steel usually goes - I grab power cell. 100 enemies flood the walk way. I have to clear them out myself and grab the cell only to have to clear them out again when I get hit, I put it in.

[thick fog]

randoms when they see teammates holding a power cell:

I am gonna pretend i saw nothing

[split mauve]

you forgot about the dolt that is sitting in the hallway and gets sniped by 10 snipers from the other part of the map

[thick fog]

And just let the teammate be bullied when carrying it

[split mauve]

and then the entire team dies trying to save him

[warm maple]

oh and if you're reaaally unlucky a bomber spawns in

and then it becomes impossible to get through without going down lol

or wasting a lot of time

[visual vortex]

The worst combi is a bomber and flamer

Every time i see a bomber my eyes glaze over

And i collapse onto all fours like a dog and hunt them down

[warm maple]

I hate how Bombers seems to be able to throw their grenades a football field away

[visual vortex]

I hate when they hit you and they knock you back

That PISSES me off

Also they always throw one and scurry away

At least they arent tanky like the hive commanders from hd2

[warm maple]

they always seem to be able to hide in the perfect spot lol

where did that grenade come from? Behind six fucking walls and a horde? Oh okay.

[visual vortex]

This why

When i hesr the ticking or the hissing

I LOCK in

Also why i like night missions

Because you can see the bombs or heads easier

[thick fog]

You can anything better that has light sources

Not that cliff that you just tripped

[warm maple]

can you do anything that best to worst anthing possible can do?

;p

[fiery wave]

You mean, walked off.

[visual vortex]

Flashlight

Because i have a lasgun with a flashlight

If i use it

I can see in front of me

🤯

[vapid matrix]

Wsp

What’s the best class guys?

[thick fog]

you are the best of the classes mate

[thick fog]

Dont karking

to me like that

[dire kayak]

the 8th class

i thought this was common knowledge

[vapid matrix]

What

[cobalt lichen]

admech

[little marten]

Affirmative

MY TV REMOTE JUST FOUGHT AGAINST ME AND TURN ON DISNEY+ WTFFFF

THE MOUSE

[twin flower]

clearly wants you to watch frozen again

[little marten]

I’ve NEVER seen frozen

[twin flower]

would you like to

[somber stream]

Time to remedy that

DARKTIDE DISCORD FROZEN WATCH PARTY

I need a mod to sanction this action

[little marten]

Let me add it to my calendar, so I know to pull my internet cable out that day

[visual vortex]

you can pull out a iphone 16

[amber delta]

frozen is just inferior version of zootopia

[late canyon]

i've seen it all

[twin flower]

waiting for Sony's the Goat to come out

[late canyon]

A guy trashtalking in chat in an auric expedition saying "we gotta stay togheter and clear everything!"

[somber stream]

Truly, the sign of a loyal servant of the god Emperor

[late canyon]

Literally they all died doing zero points after i did 4 by myself

[somber stream]

Death to the heretics