general-chat

[misty condor]

I've done that probably 5 times now. As well as restarting my ps5. Been stuck on this for like 2 hours man lmaoo

[dusky otter]

I’m having some issues in other games aswell , it might even be ps5 acc

Yh might be psn thing

[misty condor]

Ahhhh curse you sonyyy!!!!!

[gusty flume]

It’s prob the servers lagging because of the patch and sales on steam/ps5

[misty condor]

Is this a normal occurrence? Small influx of players due to a sale and then server issues?

[gusty flume]

Not normal

It happens for like 5-10m usually when it does and restating normally fixes it

[lethal condor]

Vermintide 2 is cool man. Its a little different then darktide. Also its og warhammer which i might add is better then dnd personaly . Also 40 k Is better then dnd to 40 k is peak

[left swan]

yo guys, are dreg bombers bugged or sth xD, I been playing against Dregs in H40, usually it'd be blanketed in gas but saw like NONE

[woven sigil]

Not bugged, they're just dickheads

[wise depot]

Any bomber is a dickhead

[gusty flume]

My team got pox bombed before the elevator doors opened

[left swan]

what the...

[woven sigil]

True and real

[gusty flume]

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-yg-surprise-mother-yg-marley-surprise-mother-surprise-gif-8654868554728675930

[wise depot]

Keep fighting 3 at the same time often on auric missions

[lyric frigate]

god bless whoever already made a mod to auto solve the new interrogator minigame

[left swan]

they dont seem to throw bombs for me, honestly i dunno if it's cuz 2x flat shields or what

[woven sigil]

Chat I cant find my lighter

[wise depot]

I would appreciate if bombers or flamers just don’t spawn at all

[woven sigil]

Who stole it

[stiff elbow]

there should be a bomber limit of like three

[wise depot]

Nah

0 is enough

[gusty flume]

It sucks when the second bomber is mid jump after the first one is pushed

[woven sigil]

Nah, there shouldnt be a bomber limit, but maybe there should be a limit on how much Ogryn ass you can sniff in a game

[hot zealot]

Yeah I'm getting the same thing

[stiff elbow]

we agree

[wise depot]

[stiff elbow]

tired of these fucking ogryns standing in front of me while im trying to shoot

i get it when skullcrushers do it

[abstract nebula]

Why can't i start a game in expedition ? I have been pressing quickplay or the only area i have access to but none work

[stiff elbow]

or bullgryns

but not gunluggers

[misty condor]

Yes something is definitely afoot! Lol

[stiff elbow]

gunluggers being frontliners will never ever make sense to me

[gusty flume]

Ogyrn is so good tho

[astral basin]

I thought someone said gunluggers are supposed to be backline according to ogrynomicon

[woven sigil]

Idk if its still the case, but there was a point where Ogg could generate like 500% toughness with Glugger build and just stand in a horde with no fucks given

[astral basin]

Our resident lord of ogryns is offline otherwise id ping for that answer

[stiff elbow]

if a glugger wants to frontline then they should STEP ASIDE

and then shoot

[woven sigil]

[visual vortex]

They play ogryn

[stiff elbow]

the point is a glugger doesnt NEED to stand in the middle of a horde

you just need to fucking SHOOT THEM

because your a GUNLUGGER

you have a big-fuck off GUN

[timid vapor]

Im thinking to try something new, i have learned some of the basics with the zealot, what should i try?

[visual vortex]

There's a lit of bad choices leading them to plying him over any other lass

[visual vortex]

Vet

Veteran

[woven sigil]

Have you tried not playing Veteran?

[hazy kestrel]

Just shoot through them

[visual vortex]

The V with the weed

[abstract nebula]

Can anyone help me ?

[hazy kestrel]

And spam the tag target button

[misty condor]

"Teammate not available for matchmaking" bug im guessing?

[stiff elbow]

its not elites/specialists im exclusively targeting, tho specialists are my main targets

[abstract nebula]

Yeah it says that, how do i fix it ?

[lethal condor]

Do yall think they will try and make vermntide 3

[stiff elbow]

and its also rlly annoying (especially on close quarters maps like throneside with tons of cover to block shots) to reposition and try to sight out another line of fire in the middle of a skirmish

[visual vortex]

I hate to say this

But when you play vet

[river ingot]

no vt3

[visual vortex]

Literally your best symbiotic relationship with another class is ogryn

[misty condor]

No clue, I'm currently dealing with it as well...

[visual vortex]

Deal eith the elites and let him deal with the horde

[dusky otter]

It’s a ps5 issue

[river ingot]

i think a vt2 exp pack would be in order

[stiff elbow]

i will preform well with ogryns if they actually step back from blocking everyone's sightline so EVERYBODY can EQUALLY unleash their firepower

[dusky otter]

I’m getting same on all games

[visual vortex]

On poxes?

[stiff elbow]

cus i cant shoot elites and specialists hiding in corridors or hordes

[gusty flume]

Maybe reinstalling the game entirely

[stiff elbow]

ban all ogryns from darktide

[visual vortex]

That job is for zealot, arbites, hive scum to be frintliners

[hazy kestrel]

Just keep shooting, you’re bound to hit something eventually.

[visual vortex]

And ogryns

[visual vortex]

Grenade

[plain crypt]

So everyone on ps5 cant queue for games?

[visual vortex]

I lnow yor ass has fifty shoved up it if you're playing vet

[misty condor]

That's what I'm gathering

[stiff elbow]

urgh i do :/

[abstract nebula]

WAIT IT'S NOT JUST FOR EXPEDITIONS, BUT IT'S FOR ALL GAME MODES

[stiff elbow]

i like saving my grenades 4 crushers tho

[abstract nebula]

i can't even start a normal game

[hazy kestrel]

Plasma gun

[stiff elbow]

and bulwarks

[hazy kestrel]

Or dueling sword

[stiff elbow]

i hate plasma gun

[hazy kestrel]

Shredders are best grenade

[stiff elbow]

plasgun is a line i will never cross

[hazy kestrel]

IMO

[visual vortex]

☠️

[grizzled plover]

I knew my randos were weirdly accurate today

[misty condor]

Yeah whole game. I've just been standing in the morning star chilling lol

[stiff elbow]

plasgun is not fun for me

[hazy kestrel]

So you have chosen…death.

[dire kayak]

i love painting plasma

[visual vortex]

You get used to plasma gun

Or you just suck

[stiff elbow]

well its not that

im good with plasma

[visual vortex]

You sure?

🤨

[grizzled plover]

Plasma just boring tbh

[plain crypt]

Looks like its all of psn, its down

[stiff elbow]

i just dont like using it cus its not an entertaining weapon for me

its BORING

i like lasgun

lasgun is so cool and has so much substance

[visual vortex]

Well who doesnt

[hazy kestrel]

You mean you don’t enjoy point and click adventures?

[stiff elbow]

i actually really like disco elysium

[visual vortex]

But if you're playing with ogryn you fotta change the build

[grizzled plover]

As we all know, ps5 players don't have games so this doesn't affect them

[stiff elbow]

disco elysium is awesome

[abstract nebula]

Why haven't seen this anywhere, a chunk of the playerbase cannot play the game and this is the first time i found

[hazy kestrel]

I prefer Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, myself.

[misty condor]

Bro trynna ragebait console players 😆

[abstract nebula]

Oh

[visual vortex]

People actually play ps5?

[grizzled plover]

Who's bro

[visual vortex]

You bro

[stiff elbow]

ps5 players only have spiderman, mortal kombat, and occasionally street fighter

[visual vortex]

Brocado

[grizzled plover]

Please read in the parenthesis

[visual vortex]

Brochacho

Brovado

What else can i alap bro to

Brobian 6th

Broquisitiom

[stiff elbow]

bro bro bro ur boat 🙏🏽

[misty condor]

Broseph

[misty condor]

Can't forget that classic

[grizzled plover]

freebootas next week

[visual vortex]

Gently down the bro

[wheat scroll]

So what is better for farming tech remnants? More time modifer, or more zones?

[river jacinth]

Anyone else cant join people on ps5?

[vestal mantle]

Psn is down for the past 25 mins

[river jacinth]

Bruhhh

[visual vortex]

Bruhhg

Nahhh

Fr?

[green vector]

Ong

No cap

Bussin

[visual vortex]

Bruh nahh no wayy

Nahhhj

[green vector]

I stg bruh

[visual vortex]

🤯

[green vector]

💯

[stiff barn]

I've closed and restarted Darktide and it's still saying "teammate is not available for matchmaking" wtf is going on?

[modest flume]

I love playing as an Ork Kommando (Heavy)

[late canyon]

the fact that the chest from expedition is for 250k is insane

[visual vortex]

What chest

[late canyon]

a skin

[visual vortex]

Oh

[green vector]

Gotta keep people grinding for something

Otherwise expeditions would be dead already

[late canyon]

I mean, who's gonna grind 100+ mission for that dear lord

[visual vortex]

Me

[late canyon]

Love it btw, the mission i chose there's nobody playing it

[visual vortex]

I would

[late canyon]

Like, the fact that you need to unlock nodes but there could be no people playing it, is great

[green vector]

Let's add 10 maps with 4 difficulties to a game with an already dwindling playerbase

Nothing can go wrong

[late canyon]

^

[green vector]

[late canyon]

the second best part, is the achiev for the legs needing 18 nodes, when there are only 8

[rain pilot]

I like sauce

[torn apex]

I personally love the new Dust Stalker cosmetics

Especially the camo pattern

[visual vortex]

I dont like them

[fiery wave]

It's 'easy' havocs. Gotta grind every rotation.

Gotta unlock them all every single time.

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

Nobody plays and likes havoc anyways

[green vector]

Love to have whatever the darktide creative director is smoking

[visual vortex]

Only time id play havoc is for the penannanananeces

[fiery wave]

My brain is half dead from dealing with 400+ dogs every run.

[green vector]

Must be some good shit

[visual vortex]

Tje 500 crusher

Sploosh

[fiery wave]

They could have just let havocs be like, you keep all lvls unlocked every season AND add a lvl select but nope.

Gotta farm engagement.

[visual vortex]

We NEED FOMO

[fiery wave]

Expeditions is the same, ppl like extraction shooters?

[visual vortex]

🙏

[fiery wave]

How about grindy karking unlocks that reset every rotation.

[lethal condor]

Mhmm what about vt4

[fiery wave]

More engagement, right?

[patent grove]

Thats why I'll never put time into havoc

[rain pilot]

I am in agony

I want to play darktide

But I rather kill myself than use quickplau

[visual vortex]

I use quickplay

[rain pilot]

You're better than me morally

[visual vortex]

And kill my team instead

[rain pilot]

Oh

Nvm

[blazing ibex]

As a havoc player

Don't

Turn away.

[patent grove]

The ole switcharoo

[blazing ibex]

Never look back.

[rain pilot]

I just want to play a fucken MATCH OF THIS GAME

[blazing ibex]

Your dopamine receptors will be ruined

[languid thunder]

MARTYRDOM PSYKER Can someone link the build I'm not able to find it and my own build is a weird fusion of different things but I'm not able to stop auto quell from ruining good opportunities

[rain pilot]

It's either havoc or penance farming

[rain pilot]

The stupidity of my teammates make sure that never happens

[blazing ibex]

That's part of why I play havoc

[rain pilot]

I am in a constant state of misery and disappointment

[green vector]

What the fuck is martyrdom psyker

[wooden creek]

crystalline will

[blazing ibex]

I can at least expect some modicum of competency unless the person is a straight up backpack baby

And you can honestly tell when someone is

[fiery wave]

Eh??

[rain pilot]

I am Arbities stun bodyguard usually

To pick up slack

So we don't die

[green vector]

You don't play havoc cause you don't like it

I don't play it cause my PC would fucking explode from the amount of enemies

We are not the same

[blazing ibex]

There is a reason that for how shitty Havoc is, people still play it

[rain pilot]

Never in my life have I said so many times "Where the fuck is my team as I was holding off this massive horde?"

Then my team has to backtrack from the level checkpoint because they left the whole map on me

[visual vortex]

I dont play it cause everyone that plays havoc has a shitty mic

[rain pilot]

This mfs rush so much it wastes time

Like shit man speedrunning causes more time loss because we got one less in the squad

Pacing mfs

[blazing ibex]

They're probably in a party tbh

[rain pilot]

P.A.C.I.N.G

[rain pilot]

Nooooo

I can tell they are not

When I am in with someonw in a party

I actually win

XD

[green vector]

There's a difference between rushing and not being slow as fuck

[patent grove]

I hate when my group speed runs and then a horde appears between them and my psyker, as well as a horde behind me 😤

[green vector]

Like get a fuckin move on

[rain pilot]

Do you know what pacing is?

[green vector]

Nah

[rain pilot]

Somedays

I wonder why I even try

[river jacinth]

how does sony manage to do this shit

[rain pilot]

Schizophrenic alert

[fiery wave]

Weekly boxes.

Also, penances.

[rain pilot]

Might be why I never touvh it

[patent grove]

What's in the box!?

[blazing ibex]

There's people that play it just to play it

[rain pilot]

Those two things don't motivate me

[dire kayak]

i finally repainted my techmarine

[blazing ibex]

I'm one of those people.

[rain pilot]

I am motivated by guns

[dire kayak]

it's not the best paint out there but it's far better than what it was before

[rain pilot]

I want

New gun

[blazing ibex]

Just haven't gotten to 40 yet because six day work weeks

Kinda suck

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[blazing ibex]

I do like money though so

[rain pilot]

I don't like money

[feral vessel]

GOOBA!!

GOOBA

[green vector]

More money for the darktide slop shop

[blazing ibex]

Gooooob

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrrpp

[rain pilot]

Is there any guns they could add?

[feral vessel]

morp

[green vector]

Dunno why they'd add guns to the shop

Fastest way to kill an already small playerbase

[rain pilot]

Quickplay is killing the game ngl

There are far too many people that got carried to higher difficulties

[outer hamlet]

so I only see 8 points on the expeditions map but a penance says to unlock 18 where are the other 10?

[rain pilot]

#gameplay-help

[green vector]

Not out yet

Gonna be different modifiers and stuff

[outer hamlet]

okay just wanted to make sure, thats what I was thinking might have happened

ty for answering

[green vector]

[gusty flume]

Apologies in advance. I was running it down earlier and griefing my team

Limit testing if u will

[green vector]

League player spotted

I also partake in running it down mid

[gusty flume]

Fr I was running past mobs on a zealot. I did play league tho

[warm maple]

Mordekaiser. No running, only fight me

[gusty flume]

Zealots be fast as fuk

[warm maple]

command grabs

[frail fable]

Anyone want to squad up for expeditions? Doing this with randoms is incredibly difficult since they all run off.

Oh wait theres an lfg channel, oops

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[frail fable]

[late canyon]

I mean the problem with expeditions is that after you unluck the mall, the only you're gonna do is the one that gives you more time

so i really do not understand.

[frail fable]

Im trying to get the armor unlocks n such

[late canyon]

Yeah again, after you unluck all the nodes, you just camp Kappa for the 30min timer

since it means you can just get everything

[frail fable]

And part of that requires getting all nodes unlocked. One of which requiring 3000 points in a single run of beta

[late canyon]

you don't

it's a either now

either 3k point in a run or 7,5k points

just do the 7.5k :p

[frail fable]

oh-

[late canyon]

yeah it got changed in the hotfix

i was dreading doing that

now it's just farming 7.5k from the one with the dogs so you unlock the other two

[warm maple]

ARMORED CLAD FAAAAAITH

[frail fable]

Still a problem when teammates ignore the timer, run off and die or wait till last second to call evac and proceed to get swamped and team wipe

[late canyon]

and then farm the 30min one till you get 45k

[stuck crescent]

Honestly, think I've just been extremely lucky with randos

Haven't had any issues

[late canyon]

after the first node, yeah

[warm maple]

I've had some extreme stinkers haha

[frail fable]

I've gotten a total of like 5 failures because nobody wants to stick together or they wait till last second to evac

[stuck crescent]

Only bad one was a krieg nerd, go figure

[frail fable]

[stuck crescent]

AAAAHHHHHH

[frail fable]

Im not that bad at the game!

Usually

Im dressed up as a cadian atm though. Still a krieg at heart

[gusty flume]

I take Medicaid when my hp isn’t purple

[frail fable]

I only take it if im down 2 wounds regardless of being purple or not

[stuck crescent]

More like.....nerd at heart

Hehehohohaha

[frail fable]

[stuck crescent]

Got em

[frail fable]

[tired steeple]

Hmm what game to do after this one

E33 is getting closer to me to want to consider it

[stuck crescent]

Death korp? More like, MID-korp

[dire kayak]

im starting to get helldivers ads

[grand mural]

Good

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[tired steeple]

Did an update for hd2 come out

Or is it coming out

[buoyant loom]

yes it did

[gusty flume]

I bought space marines but the combat is too easy compared to darktide smh

Darktide set the standard

[tired steeple]

Might need to install that then

[grand mural]

Squids got subfactions

[tired steeple]

Nice

[grand mural]

good luck and liberty protect you

[tired steeple]

Are squids finally finished or

[late canyon]

The other thing that sucks about expeditions, is that malice and Auric pay the same amount of tech points

[grand mural]

i hope you know how to fight tau battlesuits

[stuck crescent]

I just prefer guardsmen over space marines

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAHHHHHH

Lots of krieg around today

[dire kayak]

its so fire

[amber delta]

placing bets how long until AH fucks something up again

[grand mural]

Dont worry, krieg isnt my favorite

[buoyant loom]

cant wait for darktide class

ork boi

[dire kayak]

novamarine techmarine painted

[grand mural]

Its totally an eldar

[buoyant loom]

kn*fe ear

[amber delta]

its gonna be wastelander just to spite everyone

[tired steeple]

The eldar isn’t impossible

Tbf neither’s the ork he could be a free bootah

[grand mural]

trust me its not happening

[amber delta]

they are both quite impossible

[buoyant loom]

WE'Z KRUMPIN

[grand mural]

but it would be hilarious if it did

[tired steeple]

GW wise yeah

[buoyant loom]

darktide vs the wagh

[tired steeple]

Probably not

Lore wise it’s really not that difficult to make work

[amber delta]

lorewise it could happen

[tired steeple]

Rogue traders usually have these around

[amber delta]

but it wont

[tired steeple]

Grendyl could be a radical

[river ingot]

fiction is not real

[amber delta]

fatshark wise

[tired steeple]

Amazing pfp

For this

[amber delta]

thank you

[tired steeple]

Perfectly goes with what you just said

[amber delta]

always relevant

[buoyant loom]

nothing has ever happened.

[tired steeple]

I don’t think it’s impossible. What I think is MORE possible is getting xenos weapons

[buoyant loom]

HERETIC

[dire kayak]

grendyl has me on board hes very much a radical

[grand mural]

HAH

xenos weapons

[tired steeple]

I mean we have it in space marine 2

[grand mural]

HAH

[tired steeple]

Phase blade

[grand mural]

That is a space marine

we are barely a penal legion

[tired steeple]

And we’re in an inquisition warband

[amber delta]

xeno weapons are possible

[dire kayak]

the inquisition can basically do what it wants anyway

[buoyant loom]

like me humie weapons, simple as

[amber delta]

hallowette already trades with xenos

[tired steeple]

Second only to the emperor

[royal perch]

why does sensitivity (ranged) overwrite your general sensitivity if you ADS once?

feels like the setting is bugged

shouldn't there be a specific sens only for ADS?

[amber delta]

if u want QoL you need to look to mods

fatshark does not deliver

[royal perch]

basic shit not working is expected?

might as well not play then

if you play this game for a few seconds you would notice these things but seems like they got no playtesters

[buoyant loom]

small indie studio 1 developer in a shed

[dire kayak]

i love the new brawler lines added in expeditions

[stiff elbow]

fatshark isnt really an indie studio anymore

[dire kayak]

like when one of the psykers calls him marvellous

[stiff elbow]

they are a subsidiary of tencent (who owns a majority stake in the company and primarily funds them)

[royal perch]

ironically indie devs usually care more about fixing their game

probably just contracting out content production to some studio in asia at this point to sell MTX

[upper yarrow]

how do you even win a deadside run, I have just been able to get back into darktide after a week of work and I can't seem to do it

[frail fable]

Thank you psn for being down

[warm maple]

Imagine gettiing a Shuriken pistol

There is a memory saying the Aeldari are hanging around the Mourning Star at some point in Mortis Trials

idk where in the timeline that is though

[void lark]

I wish

[frail fable]

Wonder if we'll get an aeldari xenos class

[void lark]

I wish

[warm maple]

would be fun, unlikely though

[frail fable]

Rogue traders are known to be diplomatic to them so who knows.

[stiff elbow]

fatshark DOES retain a ton of creative dependence over darktide tho, despite working within the intellectual license of 40k

[warm maple]

Still though, curious what the Eldar are doing

[frail fable]

"Hey aeldari ill pay you to help deal with our problem please help us"

[warm maple]

or were

[void lark]

you wouldn't get it

[warm maple]

An Eldar would say that

[void lark]

Those aeldari are mostly there for shits and giggles

[amber delta]

they want to assassinate Brunt because one of their farseers has seen that he needs to die in order for Atoma to be saved

[warm maple]

Brunts borking the Farseer actually

He splorted and the Farseer saw a vision and was like "its ogryn me now"

[elder oasis]

what a nice sentence to enter chat to

[warm maple]

[elder oasis]

degenerates and lex breakers as far as the eye can see

[void lark]

Earlier today they were talking about jellied eels and other british cuisine delicacy so it's an improvement

[warm maple]

Im ogryning you just can't see it

[frail fable]

I am no heretic.

[gusty flume]

My name jeff

[elder oasis]

no its frank

[elder oasis]

liar

[gusty flume]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-channing-tatum-22jump-street-disguise-gif-8025876

[warm maple]

embed fail

kill that guy

[gusty flume]

My brain smooth af

[elder oasis]

mandated edict: point and laugh

[amber delta]

what is your last name

this is important

[gusty flume]

Ask the people I get queued up with

My name jeff

[warm maple]

EXTREME DEGENERATES IN CHAT. Mandated Edict: A slap on the balls

[gusty flume]

No balls here sir

[late canyon]

I don't get how people that got to Gamma, a zone where you need to finish like 15 maps, can still be this bad

[plucky panther]

hi hi everyone
installed the game 40 minutes ago, finished tutorial and telling me to interact with mission terminal for first mission 'campaign 1' and can't queue into very first mission, says "teammate is not available for matchmaking' even though I'm solo

[fiery wave]

Because 30+ dogs in 5 secs can be ridiculously overwhelming? Not even factoring any other spawns on the party.

[brazen pelican]

Can't solo, minimum duo, or public.

[amber delta]

are u on playstation

[late canyon]

Yes and no, you still can't camp in this game. Like, they finished zone 2 with 5 seconds left because they camped so had

[brazen pelican]

Henlo, fren!

[plucky panther]

i am, yes

[late canyon]

It's just do an objective, rush the next, and try to avoid patrols, end

[fiery wave]

Also, the sounds of dogs send fear into people, problem is it plays at ALL times even when the dogs are a distance away.

[dire kayak]

700 remnants and i unlock grid point kappa

[dire kayak]

can i show you my techmarine?

[brazen pelican]

Yes!

[amber delta]

supposedly there's some PSN outage going on right now, probably the reason

[late canyon]

Plus the fact that there's nobody playing Gamma doesn't help

It really was a fucking choice making 8 new missions with 4 difficulties

[plucky panther]

well then I just picked a hella of a time to start then..... thank you for that info

[gusty flume]

I ran it down so hard earlier PSN done crashed. It’s my fault

[fiery wave]

Because 50+ dogs in a wave isn't fun for most.

[hazy valley]

It's funny playing Vet with Exe Stance and seeing sometimes an entire pack of dogs glitches out with pathfinding and gets stuck sprinting in place halfway across the map against a rock or something

[late canyon]

Oh i hate it, it's just that you NEED to do it to unlock two others nodes

[fiery wave]

The only reason I know 30+ is cos I killed them.

The kill feed is all I needed to know about the BS.

[hazy valley]

Walk around gamma and see a pair of dogs halfway clipped through the floor staring at the sky and sprinting

[fiery wave]

True. That's on FS for forcing such unfun things.

At least Lambda isn't a forced thing.

[hazy valley]

Poor dogs

[fiery wave]

That would just be extreme bs.

[late canyon]

I mean the problem is that after you unlock every node

you're just gonna run the 30 min one

[tender horizon]

Did you play OG darktide?

[late canyon]

since it's the best, no matter what

[fiery wave]

Because the timer is most generous. Nobody likes the timer.

I can understand forcing the players to move by an ever increasing presence of enemies, but a hard timer is not fun whatsoever.

And no, nobody karking likes grims either.

[brazen pelican]

In my limited experience it's pretty much both. More enemies the longer it goes and a hard timer.

[fiery wave]

So forcing a perma grims but worse effect also isn't fun.

[fiery wave]

I know.

I had to clutch many games.

Solo zealot, solo arby, solo psyker (hardest cos can't solo any bosses on my build.)

Because everyone kissed the floor.

[dire kayak]

i have quite some fun on expeditions

[brazen pelican]

My favorite move.

[fiery wave]

Solo vet once, but double stealth+'nade spam means res is easier.

Btw, twinning modified grenade is hilarious.

[dire kayak]

i play gunlugger ogryn on expeditions

[brazen pelican]

Wait, that's a thing?

[dire kayak]

with da twin-linked

[fiery wave]

Yes.

It counts as a grenade.

[brazen pelican]

Amazing.

[fiery wave]

You get lucky and...

Well, you just double cleared everything in a massive area.

[brazen pelican]

I've heard that you have bad luck with twin grenades, though. :<

[dire kayak]

i feel like painting more novamarines

[fiery wave]

I know. Is why it happens when we don't need it the most.

[brazen pelican]

Like Nat 20's in RP.

[fiery wave]

More, nat 20 in 'performance'.

[delicate vapor]

tang tang tang

[visual vortex]

I think im sick

Need to lock in

[vapid matrix]

Chat

I request help

[nocturne bloom]

I think im genuinely going to take next friday off to get my M1 Garand a day earlier

[vapid matrix]

Im stoned af but I finished 2 expeditions and after we went into the aircraft we just lost?😭

Did it happen to anyone?

[brazen pelican]

Will it go ping?

[patent grove]

It better!

[brazen pelican]

Will it catch your thumb?

[patent grove]

Garand thumb incoming!

[brazen pelican]

If it doesn't do those things, is it really a Garand?

[patent grove]

Probably not

[brazen pelican]

dorn-tts-this-is-true.gif

[patent grove]

@nocturne bloom which make?

[woven sigil]

Man you have a nap for a few hours and you wake up with a mouth like the sahara, whats the deal

[sweet epoch]

Heretics stole your spit

[woven sigil]

Real, its like I've been inhaling the dust from outside Tertium for fun

[nocturne bloom]

Went with a Winchester

[nocturne bloom]

Im being given around 50 entire loaded clips for it so yes

[dire kayak]

can i have one nibble?

just one

[patent grove]

@woven sigil smoking too much before you sleep

Heck yeah

[dire kayak]

pretty please?

[woven sigil]

I don't smoke grass anymore, I wish I did, but its too expensive and I prefer being able to think straight

Well, some of the time anyway

[patent grove]

Dispo prices are (usually insane)

[little marten]

STARDAWG

[little marten]

Not worth smoking weed anymore it’s fucked

[woven sigil]

Not even legal where I am mate, if it was I'd still consider it viable, but it aint so alas

[little marten]

THC pumped into it and half the time the roadmen using the same scales for everything else

[brazen pelican]

Oh, hell yeah.

[patent grove]

STARDUSTER

[little marten]

Just huff steam deck fumes it’s much safer

[woven sigil]

Can't judge em too hard, my uh... friend.. was guily of the latter back in the day

[little marten]

As long as it ain’t spice lmao

[brazen pelican]

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

[woven sigil]

That was barely a thing when I was last on the scene. It was around but people knew to stay away from it

[little marten]

I saw Ross kemp take spice

[modest flume]

There are times when you get suckered in

With drugs and alcohol and sex with women, m'kay

But it's when you do these things too much

[dire kayak]

i cant imagine taking drugs

[modest flume]

That you must get baaaack in tooouch

[woven sigil]

"Too much"

[brazen pelican]

Never heard of this "too much" thing you speak of.

[woven sigil]

[nocturne bloom]

Dispo weed has almost entirely ruined two of my family members, stuffs fucked

[woven sigil]

Apparently we're sharing braincells in here now. Can I have it to myself next weekend please?

[patent grove]

Roadmen?

[dire kayak]

i ate my only braincell 8 years ago

[brazen pelican]

Ask @elder merlin it's his week.

[brazen pelican]

I thought we shared it? You ate our only braincell?!

[marsh iris]

i took drugs when i was a kid, my parents forced me when i was sick

[brazen pelican]

"It starts with an Aspirin..."

[dire kayak]

remember? we used to have 2 shared braincells but one went missing

i was the one who ate it

[visual vortex]

Holy fuck where am i

Oh

[patent grove]

@nocturne bloom theres definitely sketchy shit out there. I'd avoid anything made using solvents

[dire kayak]

personally

im not consuming anything containing acetone

or asbestos

[patent grove]

Or butane

[brazen pelican]

Biomass is biomass, if it casts a shadow, I am nomming it.

[dire kayak]

asbestos is yummy on its own but when its put in something it gets a lot worse

[cobalt lichen]

I have an asbestos

[visual vortex]

Same

I remember

I did a dare to huff a gasmak's purifier can or ehatever

[cobalt lichen]

I got that fresh 1960s asbestos tho.
I’m dying of old-ass cancer

[visual vortex]

And it ised asbestos in it

Im sure im fine

[dire kayak]

i eat asbestos

[cobalt lichen]

you’re supposed to give it pets and a good sniff

[delicate vapor]

one cookie

[brazen pelican]

Mine!

[woven sigil]

Fuck, beat me to it

[brazen pelican]

I don't fuck around when it comes to biomass. ..oOwOo..

[cobalt lichen]

hah spiders

[woven sigil]

Saucy

[dire kayak]

share pleaseeee

[tawdry edge]

do not share any biomass with goober

[tawdry edge]

they dont deserve it

[brazen pelican]

Someone told me @woven sigil has many cookies. But they will lie and say they don't have any.

[dire kayak]

[dire kayak]

what i dooo

[fair bridge]

the steam sale is onnnnn

[woven sigil]

I don't need to lie, I'll just say no if someone asks

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like a lie to me!

[fair bridge]

kinda wanna try out crimson desert

[woven sigil]

I am Alpharius

[brazen pelican]

Hmm, Alpharius wouldn't lie. Maybe I was wrong.

[woven sigil]

I'll ask him. @undone sparrow the hive mind creature wished to know if you lie, brother.

[dire kayak]

haii alpharius im alpharius

[fair bridge]

actually im alpharius

[delicate vapor]

2

[cold lagoon]

ooooooh my goooood why do i keep getting the mentally infirm everytime i play deadsides

can you PLEEEEEEASE stay alive longer than 15 seconds

[brazen pelican]

For @dire kayak.

[brazen pelican]

Best I can do is pi. Ooh, pie.

[dire kayak]

YAY

[woven sigil]

Instruction unclear, going over yonder to fight 100 Bulwarks with a knife

[cold lagoon]

cant argue with taht

[delicate vapor]

fair

[brazen pelican]

Who in their right mind would even consider that? I bring a Chainsword.

[woven sigil]

You're right, i'll bring one of those next time

[gusty flume]

I feel this. I get the 20% ms blessing to run it down faster

[brazen pelican]

[dire kayak]

you chose that? i bring my fists

[brazen pelican]

I do Rampage + Shred, then never stop left clicking.

[woven sigil]

Don't stop clicking until carpel tunnel kicks in, the Emperor would be proud

[brazen pelican]

That was 200 hours of gametime ago.

[woven sigil]

Actually tho

I'm surprised Rannick hasn't sent us off for servitorization yet

[dire kayak]

luv's me emprah i do

[woven sigil]

(He thinks im cute)

[dire kayak]

hes dead strong, and wise

and a-and,,,,

[brazen pelican]

We're just barely useful enough not to.

[dire kayak]

and strong

[dire kayak]

he tried to servitorize me

it didnt work

[brazen pelican]

I cosplay a servitor to get closer to Kayex.

[woven sigil]

Isn't that the trick to surviving life in this universe? Remain useful for as long as possible until you either die or can't keep up the charade any longer

[brazen pelican]

Or follow Slaanesh and be happy.

[woven sigil]

Take good care of my biomass when I eventualy ascend to the position of Chaos Spawn

[dire kayak]

id win in 40k i have two very good options

i can join the mechanicus or worship tzeentch

[brazen pelican]

Why not both?

[woven sigil]

The Lord of Change already rules this dimension, mortal, you are already his subject

[dire kayak]

cause then im a heretek and i get mauled by a kastelan robot

[brazen pelican]

Only if they find out.

Tzeentch can help with that.

[dire kayak]

id love cool as hell servo-arms though

[gusty flume]

Anyone know of PSN is fixed

[gloomy tartan]

Change deez nuts

Gottem

[gusty flume]

Smh pc master race

[gloomy tartan]

🦔

The true master race

Gotta go faster to keep up with them

[brazen pelican]

My caffeine consumption tells me I definitely am a follower of Slaanesh.

[cobalt lichen]

Some places say yes

Some say no

might be a gradual roll out

[woven sigil]

What is caffeine but a means of changing one's mindstate

[dire kayak]

YAAAAYYYY

[gloomy tartan]

Which chaos lord would be into cocaine

[gusty flume]

Drugs are bad mmmk

[gloomy tartan]

Stims are good

Take more stimulants

For the emperor

[woven sigil]

Yes.

[gusty flume]

Too much stims actually

[gloomy tartan]

Not enough

Not strong enough

I want those cartel stims again

They gave us a taste

Just to cut us off

[gusty flume]

Trust me too much

[stray wren]

Hello I’m new here just trying to learn more about this game

[gloomy tartan]

I was shouting like 4-6 times in a row

[woven sigil]

The best part about stims is that they stop you being hungry, so you can barter your corpse starch with the ogryns and buy more stims, pure profit

[gloomy tartan]

It was not enough stims

What about grenades

[gloomy tartan]

Can I trade grenades for stims

I naturally produce a grenade every 60 seconds

[woven sigil]

I mean, we get them back for killing heretics, might aswell

Essentially a free economy

[dire kayak]

mmmmm,,,

i eat qtip,,,,

[gloomy tartan]

It’s almost spring

[amber delta]

eat vacuum capsule

[gloomy tartan]

Or is it spring ?

[gusty flume]

You queue up the hardest difficulty or uninstall

[gloomy tartan]

Eitherway I produce more grenades in springtime

[brazen pelican]

Spring of deception.

[sweet wraith]

ultimate loose cannon veteran strat: desert, become a deadsider, and sell your regenerating grenades for salvage

[cobalt lichen]

Can I have some?

[gloomy tartan]

Ride cadia. Life good. Abandon throw ship at cadia. Cadia explode. Name every planet new cadia. New cadias never fill void. Regret. Think about cadia.

Berserk theme plays

[stray wren]

Auric?

[brazen pelican]

Apply for any Havoc 40 you see.

[gusty flume]

If possible, yes

[woven sigil]

Stonks

[meager junco]

havoc level 16 veteran lfg

[gloomy tartan]

Some soldiers are extra potent

Shoot out two grenades instead of one

It happens during our mating season

Were like starfish

It just works

[brazen pelican]

Misclicks during transaction, sticks Krak grenade on your customer.

[cold lagoon]

just had our ogryn go off and get killed by a boss bc ??????????

[visual vortex]

Did you know

Actually

[gloomy tartan]

If I was a grenade trader I would constantly carry a grenade in my hand

[shell creek]

Anyone got a dual stub pistol and shivs build for hive scum?

[stray wren]

Im not online now but yeah I can do auric

[cold lagoon]

like what drives these peoples brains are they sentient

[visual vortex]

Im gonna keep that fact to myself

[cold lagoon]

are they androids

[gloomy tartan]

Coward

I thought you were brave

[cold lagoon]

PLEASE just go to the PoIs

[gloomy tartan]

I thought you had courage

[visual vortex]

I dont thus time

[gloomy tartan]

Damn

[visual vortex]

I had a single working thought this week

[gloomy tartan]

I was going to say how could someone say something so controversial yet so brave

But you didn’t say the thing

[brazen pelican]

What if I see something shiny and get distracted? :<

[visual vortex]

And every nanofiber of my brain told me it probbamy wasnt smart

[gloomy tartan]

Did you know starfish believe in love

[cold lagoon]

I WANT THE BORDER

[visual vortex]

Let me take a nap and ill say it later

[gloomy tartan]

Did you know fish try to swim up but holes

[stray wren]

When I go online I can let u know and we run a few Auric

[visual vortex]

Sea cucumbers

They have ass teeth btw

Because of that

[gloomy tartan]

When ppl live under water

In the air tight shits

When they have to pop

They swim to a air ballast thing

[visual vortex]

When you shit underwater

[gloomy tartan]

That’s separate

Yeah

[visual vortex]

The fish around you go to your shit

[gloomy tartan]

You have to swim like 30 feet

They go up your ass crack

They demand it

[visual vortex]

And the angelfish are flat

[gusty flume]

0914281838

[visual vortex]

So they are a makeshift toilet paper piece

[brazen pelican]

[woven sigil]

No, I told you earlier, going to fight Bulwarks with a knife, do your own PoIs

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao did all fish go to the but crack for crap

Including giant Goliath grouper fish

Which can get as big as cows

[visual vortex]

I think it depends on where you are in the oceab

[stray wren]

Ok perfect

[gloomy tartan]

Grouper fish are everywhere

[visual vortex]

I personally think the ones in the deeper parts will eat shit unironically

[brazen pelican]

We should team up. Then run to different groups of Bulwarks.

[visual vortex]

But the ones around coral dont rlly care

[gloomy tartan]

Nah fish love crap

Cruise ships be having sharks trail thrm

Eating the fish that eat the crap

Dead ass

[visual vortex]

The ass is dead

[gloomy tartan]

The ass is dead Jim

[visual vortex]

Why do most shitty games nowadays always have to have a name like dustborn or redfall

Or concord

Or high guard

[woven sigil]

Well you've convinced me. Lets make every expedition miserable for our teammates in the name of the dark gods

[gloomy tartan]

They wanna be the next cool new name

[visual vortex]

It's always like two letters merged into one

[gloomy tartan]

Like HALO

[visual vortex]

Darktide

[gloomy tartan]

MEGA MAN

[visual vortex]

They will never be PREY

Or Manhunt

[brazen pelican]

We need more games named in the style of long anime titles.
"That time I got reincarnated as a reject upon a ship and made friends with a humble giant."

[visual vortex]

No

That's stupid

[gloomy tartan]

yo

[visual vortex]

Of a game did that i would actually personally drain their funding

[gloomy tartan]

Why don’t we turn crabs into mobile turrets

To defend our coasts

[visual vortex]

Lionfish

I think

[gloomy tartan]

Just strap a fucking surface to air missile on em

[visual vortex]

Also octopus

[lethal condor]

So warhammer fantasy is the same world as warhammer sigma. But actually different worlds cause the first world ended while 40 k is not the same world but technically is the same world in a different multiverse/universe futuristic apocalyptic gothic world filled with vilonce while being world between world hammers between warhammers

[gloomy tartan]

Loo on fish are fucks

Lion fish are invasive fuckin

Bad fish

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Only sharks eat them I think

And rarely

[visual vortex]

The only fish that can deal with them are loray eels

[woven sigil]

Sir, your stims appear to be wearing off

[visual vortex]

I love moray eels

[gloomy tartan]

Ah eels makes sense

Eels are also jacked teeth wise

Yeah they have ti be fed lion fish by humans

To start looking at the fish like prey more

[visual vortex]

Spines dont mean shit when your spines cant hit the gum of a moray eel

[gloomy tartan]

I hear they trying to make lion fish normal food to eat to raise demand for the fish

To incentivize hunting of them

[visual vortex]

Lionfish meat just sucks actually

Mid

[gloomy tartan]

Cut down numbers where they invasive

I mean mid is bettwr than bottom tier

[visual vortex]

That's the thing

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie they’ll put some tobacco on it

[visual vortex]

They are bottom feeders

[woven sigil]

Didnt even realise they were edible tbh

[gloomy tartan]

I’m sure they’ll figure something out to make them taste better

[brazen pelican]

Me, on dating apps.

[visual vortex]

Any fish is edible

[gloomy tartan]

A lot of fish are bottom feeders that get eaten

It’s wh at people decide is good fish and trash fish

[visual vortex]

Just depends on how you cook it

[gloomy tartan]

It changes over time

The perception

[visual vortex]

You can eat pufferfish

[woven sigil]

Yeah, ok, every fish is edible, except for the ones that might kill you

[visual vortex]

Bit one spine can kill you

[gloomy tartan]

Fish eaters are weirdos

[visual vortex]

I eat fish

[gloomy tartan]

They fluctuate

What fish they thing are good

[brazen pelican]

Lobster used to be poor people food.

[gloomy tartan]

And trash fish

It fluctuates

Like fashion

[visual vortex]

I personally like bluegill

[gloomy tartan]

I like that fish

Never ate it

But it’s a cool fish

[visual vortex]

But i can see the appeal of pufferfish

[gloomy tartan]

They have be Alan

Beaks A

[lethal condor]

You can eat alot a different fish you just need becarful how you clean or even where u get fish

[visual vortex]

You can eat anything

Just that your body doesnt like it

[gloomy tartan]

Even wood

[visual vortex]

Can confirm

Used to eat wood and moss off rocks

[gloomy tartan]

The soft mossy wood is bettwr

Yo Rollie pollies are peak

[visual vortex]

And spiders and flies alive

[gloomy tartan]

Can we agree

Spiders are our allies

[lethal condor]

For example we got a lake called Lake lainer where im from which is the most haunted lake in the world. i been there my whole life I wouldn't eat anything out that lake

[visual vortex]

How is a lake haunted

Its a lake

[brazen pelican]

Bark bread was a thing during crop failures.

[gloomy tartan]

Booty

[visual vortex]

Wait

Het diving gear

[woven sigil]

That sounds so nutritious

[visual vortex]

Dive jn the lake

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie someone died in the lake

And there’s a ghost in the water

[brazen pelican]

Definitely.

[gloomy tartan]

That makes you shit

[visual vortex]

People die everywhere

Why do all ghosts have to be fromxthe 1950s

[gloomy tartan]

If I was a ghost I would make people sneeze

[lethal condor]

Even worse then that

[visual vortex]

Why cant i see a ghost from like 2022 with a perm and a gucci shirt

And a gold chain

[gloomy tartan]

No you get a caveman ghost

[visual vortex]

Ive never seen a ghost either

[gloomy tartan]

He throws echo shit

It stains your clothes and skin

It doesn’t come off for 60 years

[dire kayak]

hoouuggghhhh

[visual vortex]

My grandma got a marble thrown at her alone in her house in rhe basement

[gloomy tartan]

His name is nuk nuk

[visual vortex]

Idk why but that's funny af

She also saw her dead aunt go down the hall and into the bathroom

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

What would be worse

For a robot to be grabbing your ass

[visual vortex]

Thank good i am schizophrenic

[woven sigil]

Imagine being able to haunt people in any conceivable way but you choose to flick marbles at people

[gloomy tartan]

Or Bigfoot

[visual vortex]

That's a bery effective hobby thougj

[little marten]

WATCH OUT FOR THE GHOULSSSS

[gloomy tartan]

Like if you were in the woods what would be worse Bigfoot or a robot grabbing your ass

[visual vortex]

If i was a ghost id do that

[woven sigil]

Quiet, smoothskin

[gloomy tartan]

Are you more scared of a robot or Bigfoot

[visual vortex]

Robot

[lethal condor]

Or worse you just decided to scream boo 👻

[little marten]

[visual vortex]

If bigfoot grabs my ass i know bigfoots real

[gloomy tartan]

So no fear

Only joy

[visual vortex]

If a robot grabs my ass then it will drain me of water to fuel its datacenter

[brazen pelican]

Hello! :3

[gloomy tartan]

Even if Bigfoot grabbed a whole cheek

[visual vortex]

Either way i dont want my ass touched

I dont want to be touched

[gloomy tartan]

Damn I didn’t think of that

[south valve]

What

[visual vortex]

Ive been touched like that before and I don't enjoy it

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah getting your ass grabbed is scary

It’s like touching a cats belly

[woven sigil]

You would make a poor Slaaneshi acolyte smh

[visual vortex]

A lot of people at my school slap the ass of dudes

Idk why

[brazen pelican]

[gloomy tartan]

Our chimp brain associates ass grabs with getting back stabbed

Saber tooth cats used to grab our ass before biting our neck from behind

It’s the surprise ass grab that brings terror

[visual vortex]

I think a lit of animals grab each orhers ass to kill them

[woven sigil]

There are two outcomes from touching my ass, and both of them involve you being fucked

[gloomy tartan]

I mean lions

They grab the animals thighs and bite the ass

[visual vortex]

There's the bird that rips intestine's from a penguin's ass

[gloomy tartan]

Basically grabbing the cheek if animals had cheeks

Tasmanian devils eat animals ass first

[visual vortex]

Same one that tried to kill happyfeet btw

[south valve]

You're a very horny individual

[gloomy tartan]

They must be a goat

Cuz they want your salt

[south valve]

well

[gloomy tartan]

Your precious sweat salt

[south valve]

Did you say you were Welsh, Stim? /j

[gloomy tartan]

Run

[woven sigil]

Don't act like you're not, I just don't care to feel shame about it

[gloomy tartan]

Run before they lick you for salt

[crimson socket]

What is going on in chat today?

[gloomy tartan]

Is there a joke coming 😮

[brazen pelican]

[crimson socket]

👀

[gloomy tartan]

🐑

If your Welshman that got your attention

[visual vortex]

I would uninstall the app if i saw you on it

[woven sigil]

If I was Welsh you wouldn't be able to understand a single word I say

[brazen pelican]

Kronos is a very good Hive Fleet.

[crimson socket]

Yes

[south valve]

Yeah I guess

[crimson socket]

Best hive fleet

[brazen pelican]

Neat, saves me some time.

[crimson socket]

In my opinion of course

[south valve]

we already have someone by that exact description here

[visual vortex]

Thats what im sayinnn

[south valve]

Krieg Hater

[visual vortex]

Monster is shit

[gloomy tartan]

Is that b homding a monster

[south valve]

Oh

[brazen pelican]

Heresy.

[gloomy tartan]

Damn she must have a security job

[visual vortex]

It's true

[gloomy tartan]

Everyone who works security drinks monster

It’s a fact

[visual vortex]

That's a guy btw

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a guy

But

Heresy?

[visual vortex]

But if you close your eyes you can imagine it's just a chick with a sausage in her hand

[woven sigil]

20 quid is 20 quid

[gloomy tartan]

A light saber

[tawdry edge]

It's okay to have a shitty opinion

[south valve]

I take it back

[brazen pelican]

"A man's gotta eat."

[south valve]

ALL OF YOU are horny

[gloomy tartan]

Your re enacting obi wan vs maul