#general-chat
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Like uh
Chili
You confirm what it is
Berkley
That’s it
Or jalapeños
Until you know the truth
"to be is to be observed"
Chives
Until you observe the shit
Not literally you ass lmfao
vhat
Schrödingers cat
Worcestershire sauce too
He was like until I open the box my cat is dead and Alive it could be either or but then I open box and observe what it is
Baked beans
But the real secret is the cheese
Me listening to American's pronounce it 
He gave his cat some cheese
And the cat ate it
And he let the cat out the box
That’s how the experiment ended
It’s a bastard of a word tbh
Good ending
He was like you gon eat this cheese if you wanna get out the box kitty
Maybe some red onion too
And the cat ate the cheese
Or chutney
Cheese?
I’ll take some
Are you a cat?
Hey
Red onion chutney in grilled cheese is fucking phenomenal
What about hp love crafts cat
-# except necrons
Have you got the genes of a cat?
You know the name 🙁
Like did cat Jesus call him by him human name
Or did he get to pick his new name
Like if your that kid who got named turok
If you read "The Rats in the Walls" his cat makes an appearance lol
Do you go to heaven and your turok
Like your name is turok forever cuz your parents named you that
That would suck
What if your name is Deez?
There was a kid named Turok?
Your eternally known as Luke skywalker or some shit
Turok is a fucking badass name
There was a contest where a gsme company would pay you to name your kid turok
It’s badass if you like turok
I do
That’s brilliant
hey joe
Another funny one was one of the need for speed games advertising they would pay your ticket it you got one driving fast to buy the game when it came out
Or that god of war release party where they sacrificed a live goat
Video game companies have done crazy shit
The original Silent Hill was sold with a fresh pair of underwear
That’s fine
Interesting.
There was a kid named dovakhiin
The need for speed gsme causes car crashes lol
Bethesda said if someone names their kid that they get access to all TES games for free
And fallout
And
Eugh. Starfield
The turok thing was name your kid turok for _____ ammount of money
It was one of the old companies when turok was still a thing
If I have a kid might call it Nurgle gamer I guess
Unlucky though. Poor kid has to grow up with… fallout 4
And starfield
STARFIELD IS MAKING A COMEBACK
Acclaim; and it was $10,000 US
Bethesda will release a waifu simulator before I die
I've accidentally called my son by my game bot's name a few times
Thanks
no one took the prize
What about the need for speed one
btw lads, when does the deadside patrol event end?
I was... 17 when that happened.
I forget which need for speed gsme it was
the ingame timer is all bugged for me so I cant tell
Im just asking to see opinions how do yall like the new game mode
But for one of the need for speed gsme releases they advertise. They would pay your speeding ticket if you got one driving to get their gsme when it released for sale at stores
Better than nothing lol
What was the Turok game where u shoot them with the poison arrows and they shit to death
I found the line of all time
pretty fun, a little confusing on how to pick the next objective to do, but its a new mission type and im sure we'll get used to it pretty quick
It also had spike grenades you chuck at enemies stat shanked them before exploding
Probably the xbox exclusive one
Aren’t they making a new turok
OG Xbox exclusive right?
Ih I see
That game was soooo good
Spent ages in private custom games hiding from raptors lmao
No. There was a turok Xbox 360 game
Which went all hair metal
Exclusive only to America btw
I played that Xbox exclusive turok
Nowhere else
Oh the Turok Xbox 360 game was futuristic
TUROK EVOLUTION
This -> #🐦tweets-sermons message post needs to have the JoJo's "..to be continued" added to it
To earth in past
Hey did you guys know turok beat up a fucking terminator ?
Dead ass
Someone mentioned Turok, I have been summoned 
In the comics he ended up beating a fucking terminator up at one point
It’s cannon lol
It was the craziest reveal ever
The newer one that’s coming out looks pretty cool
Did someone say turok
Turok put missiles and flame throwers and Gatling guns on a trex
And that pretty neat
Someone must have, I heard the call in the air
has anyone actually completed a auric expedition iv tried 10 times and failed each time
Turok In Warhammer would be a catachan
Lh yeah
I have a soft spot for the og n64 game
He’s built like one
I'm seeing all these vids on modding darktide can you not do it through Nexus on gamepass?
Explosive bow and shit. Rambo mfer. Perfect catachan even if they don’t actually use those
Ye
Turok used that tomahawk good
You're my new best friend, old man
He can put some work in with a tomahawk
Chop up lizard men
Pirates
Aliens
Dinosaurs
Terminators
Xenomorph aliens?
He would Forsure use the combat axe
Not sure about xenomorphs
But I’m the comics he goes back in time and to the future and present and deals with aliens also
Some guardians of the galaxy shit
where can u go to advise the devs bc spawning late into expeditions is just.... yeah cancer
im gonne leave every gasme from now on
if its ongoing
How about Turok vs Predator
I mean it wouldn’t surprise me
ROBOCOP alien predator Superman and Batman met everyone back then
I been doing good all day in hersey . I hought i had it all figured out in game . Then had one crazy game on hersey it showed me not to underestimate this game
Sometimes i forget Alien, Blade Runner and Predator all take place in the same universe
doing tomfoolery
Is Heavy actually smart or is he just what happens when an Ogryn isn't raised by the Militarum or on a death world by cavemen
Darktide? More like a tide of dark hahahahahahhahahaa
He's got street smarts but he's not acutally "smart", he has plenty of interactions that show he's just as dumb as the rest of ogryn's
Great, that was the deciding factor for my Ogryn personality reroll
I was afraid he was at least as smart as a baseliner
Heavy is probably a good example of an older ogryn
He's still kinda dumb, but he has had time to learn a good chunk of stuff
its just that all the players came back because update
BUSSIN
why did they add cadia as a planet option
😈
"hello yes i am from rubble piece #8182847 and i am a cadian and i am here to fight in the segmentum solar for some reason"
atoma is in segmentum solar?
it would be funny if some of the former cadian inhabitants built villages on the leftovers of the cadia
karktide
do children serve in PDFs
cus in the customization you can pick being a "militia lackey" as ur childhood
i wouldnt put it past the imperium to use child soldiers
true
I'm guessing Cadia is more of an origin of tradition rather than the planet where your scrub is actually born in
theres a book called 15 hours centered around a 17 year old guardsmen
So yeah
lmao
Kinda like americans who's last name is eriksen larping as vikings for some reasons
or italian americans
Sweeabos
or irish
"I'm 1/15th cadian"
is ogryn even the most tanky class anymore
It is still i think
If I was in 40k I’d probably be born and bred Cadian
I'd be dead personally
I’d walk my XL bully to the pylons every day
if i was in 40k im becoming a tech-priest
i know so much about 40k i could get myself to a forge world 
I'd be one of those servitor skulls embed into a door to open and close it
The door to the privy most likely
id be the slop top servitor
Go on..
I'd be that one dwarf that made it through hell just by killing everyone and being so annoying

youd be the servitor that wipes arses
Toilet paper dispenser dwarf servitor 
bussin
you shut your knife ear mouth 
I don't know I don't play video games 
based, holy
dont know im still leveling my ogryn before i try it
fair
Chat
Your first mistake was playing ogryn 
Fear de future
Still better than playing as a krieg nerd
you'd be dead
Agreed
Id be a servitor
Veteran;it's what I beta tested most; I have every class at 30 now.
Nice
You're a Pre-Servitor now
🤤
debatable but I can agree this is the lowest tier of larping this hame has to offer 
HOYL FUCK SOMEONE GOT CLEMENTINES
like..the fruit?
Vet, it was mainly for the steel legion drip
YEAH
different german boy flavor
i ate them
Krieg are french
do you guys usually do the campaign when you make new characters
I shoukd skin you alive and slow roast your corpse over a fire
yeah that's why their name is the french word for war
oh shit wait
all the time
Ido the cinematic because i like the prison break music
i think its a good guidance especially to ease into new classes
start to finish
is the data harvester penance glitched 100 with the help of your teammates but its only counting the one you carry
hello my good countrymen
Yeah, other than the name and helmets, they're french
Hi
where may I post art
most of their design is french
They litteraly wear ww1 german helmets
they are primary ww1 german themed
they arent bro
im starting to see some of the bugs in expedition
thank you, also do you know the requirements for perma?
if you don't have convict role
They are primary ww1 french themed
Is it level 5 or sum?
perma?
nuh hun
during extract the valkyrie landed on me and trapped me so i died
nuh hun x2
oh idk, I think a bot gives it to you after enough messages here
nuh hun yourself
X gonna give it to ya
I am rubber, you are glue
I love art though so if you wanna pop it my way be my guest, always a fan of seeing cool stuff @unreal vigil 
Oo okay
also scoreboard is still doing the ammo crash even with the patch
i think new update broke it

Sometimes
Kriegers
When my nails get slightly longer
I chew the skin off of the tip of my fingers and tumbs
The perfect message for me to read upon opening Discord after eating. 
I see nothing has changed. 
I DO THAT TOO
This is why i want my fuckass nails permanently removed
You dropped this, king. 👑
ollpheist are you my long lost brother
You habe such pretty sleeping eyes
No
Greetings, nerds
Good night, funny Welsh man/woman.
Hi
sup
should i eat a nickel
Diolch...........yn fawr?
Lmao do it
Why, the sky of course 
tell them the kriegs are germans, they are too dumb to understand that

Nos da, other funny man/woman
Blue
That shoildnt be too difficult to find iut
All i gotta do is go on the internet
Let me get my hazmat suit back on
🟦
Krieg is literally a german name, but they wear French uniforms

depends on what?
all of their names are german themed, thei have german helmet, they aren't even that blue, they have german helmets, they look german

🔵
Okay it says they are german nut with minor french themes
If you want to be the change you want to see in the world. 
🟦
i do believe we all should be eating nickels 
they are just ww1 themed so they picked a bit of everything but they are most heavily inspired by the germans
no
Yes. 
I am a dollar and 50 cents.
The cool thing sbout old warhammer is that everything was a mocking satire of everything
They are best at one thing, dying
This user was later found dead in detriot
So they are the best 
German, or Austrian-Hungarian?
Krieg officer being named hans krubber 'man that's clarly french, their grey uniforms look almost blue"
Found?
You'd have to fly me out there first 
Detroit: Become Grognard
It's cute that you think he'll be found
At best i think you'd have to check the sewers of dams
Or the northern forests
I wish they were french though
Actual adrian helmet wearing guards would be rad as hell
wouldn't play them because I hate the guard but still
True, I'm too handsome to be left for dead, I'd get sold into a sex trafficking ring 
The guard is the best faction
either way Turkey wins
That's what we do in homedepot
might be, might not be
doesnt' change the fact I don't like them at all

Why
"This would never happen in a Lowe's or ACE Hardware Store"
They are boring to me
In all seriousness, we all know the Orkz are 40K's best bois 
Sometimes i go to home depot and look st the power tools
really? They give me wood
I prefer the guard
40k orks are ruined by 40k orks memes
Simply a skill issue tbh
Tyranid sweeps
I really like how it's just humans with cheap weapons
I don't like fun
No fun allowed past this point

And they still best a ton of factions by sheer will
block low, punish with overhead
not sheer will
sheer number
they are the skavens of the 40k universe
Depends on the regiment
guardsmen have no will
I dunno about that chief, they're not green and they don't love explosions 
Instructions unclear. Impaled
Same with ogryns
and the skavens are the worst thing games workshop ever created until they nuked fantasy to make age of sigmar who then became the worst thing they ever did

No, they are guided by the will of Him on Terra 
And then GW basically removed the steel legion
(I'm using the chadgryn to make your counter argument invalid)
And replaced them with krieg
took ww2 germans and replaced them with ww1 germans

does krieg even have fans
And when people wanted the steel legion on their own planet GW made a painting guide on how to paint krieg to look like steel legion
I rlly dont know what there is to like about them
yeah but they get banned alongside the dark angel fans
I like old wsr designs
But i prefer maccabian
Counterpoint; https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Something i can sympathize with
someone's mad their primarch isn't awake and havin' a rager across half the known Galaxy and reforging the schismatic fallen
Lion El'Johnson's gonna save Dawn of War franchise and then he's comin' for you
Who needs a god or a primarch when Malum Caedo is out there
space marines is the most boring faction in 40k
I like guardsmen, I just hate the two regiments gw released
I was about to csll you a tau lover
I play both Tau and Dark Angels
But i am sniffing necron off you
cadians are ok
and Greenskins
Scum life is not for me at least for now there squishy
nah I'm a deeply closeted homosexual so I'm an eldar main, obviously 
Skill issue 
Ky condolences
it's a dodge class; you gotta be dodging. You can't get hurt if you can't get hit.
but if you do get hit you're fucked; so stim up and keep dodging
Squish issue 
much appreciated
I'm coping so hard every single time
Simply dodge the heretic and then bust his face
Trust be pookie

I can see
Its a learning curve is what it is
are you going more of a left-lane shoota, or a middle-right lane stabber?
Dodging was driven into my brain bc of vermintide so i never struggled with any class
Dodging was driven into my brain because of vet
Scum has two builds; Bloodlust or Drug Dealer.
I miss chaos wastes so much it's unreal
then go play that
why can't they make mortis trials good
mortis is a wave mode like killing floor
it's hard to go back to the vermine gameplay after darktide
Nobody's forcing you to play this game gng
What they did was ripped chaos wastes into 2 seperate modes
You got wastes and you got chaos
Yes they are, the Emperor will be displeased with you should you quit
but I do play vermintide more than darktide
I would
But i wouldnt force him
but the Emperor Karl Franz will be pleased with you should you rejoin
it's a superior game in every aspect except gameplay
Im sad that the console servers are bumass empty 80% of the time
I wish darktide had shit gameplay so I could move on 
you could try that Toxic Commando game
I don't like being toxic in game
that's the name of the game you goober
They do alot dmg thsts for sure just gotta train my brain to dodge
Average white woman
Thebbest part about playing hive scum or arbites is that you never have to touch ogryn again afterwards
Average French woman
White women have white girl music though
So they're better
I am a he, please and thank you 
you don't have pronouns in your profile so it wasn't clear
It's rhe way it's gotta be
Too bad, youre a woman because i said so
Shame, I'd have considered buying you a beer before, but now you ruined it 
Respect my pronouns or I'm calling the mods 
Oooo lame snitch ass
Real men dont snitch
MODS
Therefore you are a woman
MOOOOOODS
Respect my game called darktide or i tell my mom
"I know where Wally is, but I ain't no snitch..."
🤔
(If you get that reference I will be incredibly surprised)
Oi, it’s Waldo 
Not where I'm from it aint

You can’t fool me, shady stim man.
His real name is actualy Charlie in the more civilised language 
wheres wallys willy
Waldo would survive five nifhts at freddy's
Why its attached to Wally of course
Goldship_last_race_(MaryOnaCross[slow+reverb]).mp4
If they ever add Kroot Mercenaries as a playable class i hope they get to use a Pulse weapon and its represented well
cotton eye joe 😔 🥲 ( sad version) - extended
Freddy's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)
My ass shitting (bart simpson sad) super-slowrd reverb
You know it struck me earlier Ourg, we need a Dutchman and a Portugese man in here and we have the imperialist quartet. Imagine the carnage we could inflict upon the savages 
Actually it might make sense to make a Pulse weapon a blitz or an ability because it would be so above everything else the Rejects get
I just need a couple other frenchies and we will be the official french darktide server in a matter of days 
Than I will need a few more Brits and we shall have you conquered within a day 
Frenchie
got your frenchmen
I’ve never actually met a French person before, which feels weird
never worked for you, never will 
Which floor of the Eiffel Tower do you live on?
Top floor because I am obviously superior to you ( French) 
God damn redneck coded french speakers 
agreed 
I also like baguette oui oui
Ive met three
no baguette here
Two were nice and the third was an asshole
just poutine
I love my canadian cousins but by god they are truly the most hillbilly people I've met who almost speak my language as their mother tongue
we are kinda better since we do speak 2 language
How good is your knight at killing lexbreakers?
I speak 2 languages and can program in 19 more, does that count for anything?
Somethingsomething Naval warfare somethingsomething 
Lexbreaker is now an autocorrect on my phone 
for some reasons quebequers convinced themselvs they speak a purer french than us because they found a text from the 1700's that said they were no difference in accent between the mainland and the colonies back then (they were litteraly 1st generation immigrant) while speaking half of their phrases in english with an english accent 
Qweebs**
This shit trsgic
very good
the plasma cannon can detonate lexbreaker bunkers 
check the name of our latest nuclear sub 
Joke's on you, I can't read 
maybe, i dont really know about this debate, it just that our french is the one that change the least during the year
Quebecois French is like Ultracatholic French; then you have Acadian French which is like Irish-French, and then that got further angelicized after the genocide and Cajun French mixed in with the Carib, Haitian, and the environment of the U.S. Southeast.
Thoughts on grailknights?
yeahhh
The intrusive thoughts... I can buy a desert eagle right now...
Welcome brother, we must display our displeasure to these filthy colonials 
i can buy a 12 gauge or 30-06
De Grasse, the french admiral who absolutely dunked on the royal navy during the 7 year war and the american independance war 
I don't speak French or read history books 
Like, if I am pissed off in Paris I must say zut alors! but if I am pissed off in Montréal it's Tabarnac!
I would kill colonials but I like being alive
they were like 10 good years in there where the french navy was better than the british one
KINGS OF THE WORLD
No balls 
Damn
Stim-Shady praxtixes the art of shitting himself
And to think I was gonna make a k and a y and an s joke earlier
every cursed thing you would say in the us work since english i very strong in montreal
**statistically the French are the winningest military force in human history
it's just that the times they lost were huge losses.
I don't shit my own pants, I shit other people's pants 
half of it was against ourselves to be fair
His mother once went into his room and told him ro take a shit
Bt he said no yet
And was playing madia three
French were animals in ww1
How much of that is because of big hat man? (Napoleon)
well there was the time when half of France was under Anglo-Saxon control
They're still animals 
the 100 years war was technicaly a civil war since the english king was a vassal of the king of france 
in france we still say that england is the only french colony that truly went wrong 
Yeah
Bluh
Fuck english men
There is one thing I have to give the French credit for though, they do at least know how to riot 
i cant wait to watch adepticon 2026 in 4 days
I might
France had a lot of victories against the British, the Spanish, the Dutch, the Italians (Savoys, etc), Prussians, Bavarians, Hungarians, Poles, and Russians.
There's only 1 english person here id do that to
You know who you are
Stim shady?
Goldship isn't English
Please, back off. I'm out of your league 
Heorthu
Yeah you wish

are you actualy english? 
stim shady is a welshman, I can respect that
Just because youre under it doesnt mean youre better
I don't need to wish 
adepticon 2026 is gonna be so fire after seeing the teasers
Yes it does
Stim ahady is idian and hasnt showered for a month
french coded
I’m just saying gex

If you were my tech-priest
I would ask for a new one

is his name Angharad Gruffudd Prytherch-Trehaerne?
Primarily because the mechanicus dont like members that join but ones that were born into it
I scammed your Grandmother for several thousand dollars whilst I was taking my yearly shower 
he doesn't have a name
he is that welsh
That's something she would do honestly
Tenderizer (+25% Strength on Special Attack) and Slaughterer (+8% Strength on Kill, Stacks) make the punch on knife go hard tbh
if true, his name would be closer to a description of where he could be found
You could do a punch only run 👀
based grandma
Oh probably not it's only uh
1050 damage to unarmored targets
I am actually from Cornwall, we like our sisters down here, not sheep 
Yeah I can one-shot dogs
I NEED TO TRY THAT
fun fact, we also have a cornwall in france 
how strong is the zealot's fist
punch a dog as it pounces at me
On heresy diff mind you
Idk I am playing Ogryn knife
Lemme check
I wonder if there is some element of tie there, many Cornish miners went to the continent due to their skills
Mike Tyson build 
I must two-hit the dog to kill it
BUT! The punch sends it flying a good four feet
mmmmm,,,, wall of corn,,,,,
It also gains infested armor in auric
Logan paul build is slab shield and taunt
all I know is that for some time french britain and lesser britain was kind of a single cultural entity 
Because you sit in the corner crying while people beat you
Does it involve getting your jaw broken by someone bigger and harder too?
Yeah
Well actually no
I should also mention my cleaver has 64% mobility and as such it's damage is compromised
It involves getting pounced by an emancipated dog
Tugged off your feet by a trapper despite being one ton
I haven't found a godroll yet and I'm not gambling
Gettinf easiky thrown by a mutie
We're not that far off nowdays tbh, at least those of us that still retain European values. Now I think about it, thats an ever dwindling number
I’m sure 4% won’t be a significant breakpoint
Dropping a powercell because a pox hit yoy with a wet noodle
Yeah exactly
I might as well wait for one to show up in a shop
couldnt be me (im playing ogryn)
And letting yourself be the weakest class
Since I only ever really play heresy I don't need to build for auric
most of the people in french bitain are larping old britain
it happens all accross france, people are starting to releard old dialect that no one speaks natively anymore
They either make ogryn feel slow and powerful or remove him from the game atp
It's like the irish learning gaelic in school but worst
So you play in the circus mode? Interesting
Im not saying this to be an asshole but it's like watching an 85 year old raisin on life support with no linbs
logan paul would try to fight an ogryn and break half the bones in his body
I understand why they do it but at some point you should just let it rest in peace
The secret technique to make deadside fun is to play on heresy
idk i do pretty well on him
Logan paul could probably best a darktide ogryn
Considering how weak they are compared to other ogryns
The real secret technique is not to play at all
Weird, coz at this point I'd rather learn French and leave this shithole behind 
Yeah. I'm not quite good enough for Damnation and honestly I get tired of Malice being piss easy so I run a premade for heresy
Slab shield, rumbler, taunt?
everyone should learn french and leave english behind 
bully club and twin-linked
No way
Hot take, Ogryn is already a lot of fun
Someone not usung the only decent weapons on ogryn
the only ogryn build
The main issue i have with him is how much they hype them up in conversations and lore
If you sorted out your weird pronoun related language, maybe
But the standard of living is certainly better over there
no fun allowed
But then have him be the weakest class
fun yes allowed
non
This kight actually be an elaborate shitpost
we are so screwed man, you have no idea
still the best country in the world btw 
Alright, with my cleaver maxed out I can one shot (with a punch)
Bombers, Pox Hounds, Tox Bombers, Snipers, Tox Flamers, and all basic infantry.
every western country is fucked

EXACTLY
Macron's France is a bleak dystopia 
Jokes aside, the best country in the world is probably Costa-Rica 
If I had a tiny bit more damage I could one shot Scab Flamers
Every country is fucked
Till we leave pre-game lobby
I am like two or three points off
Ogryn would be more fun with knuckle duster weapons
Ogryn would be more fun if he was Hive Scum 
Ogryn would be more fun if his damage from his weapons felt as powerful as they sound and looke
Hive scum and arbites are ogryn but better
I wanna just punch people as ogryn
The only places I'd rather live in than France are in our remaining colonies so technically still kind of France 
Ince you get either of them you never need to play ogryn again
Isn't Ogryn entirely composed of the highest impact weapons in the game
Lowkenuinely
Like all Ogryns have built in horde flattening tech lmao
Funny, because I played Zealot most before Scum 
Doesnt feel like it
Compared to zealot
Hive scum
srbites
That may be on you tbh
He just sucks
Hive scum csn become a meatgrinder and give that power to his teammates
I love my cleaver and grenade gauntlet
Good for hive scum
You know what Ogryn can do
why are people so bad at the event gamemode
Not die
Arbites can use a landmine and a little speaker
Most class do, plus they have the benefice of being fun to play and have build variety 
And become suoer powerful with one button
Zealot
I think I actually have more builds on Ogryn than anyone else
All of his weapons at least play differently
does it seem like expeditions have gotten harder
and none of them work 
Zealot literally has a button that lets him survive a lethal attack
And regain health
Becsuse his weapons are shit
I’ve been good at that my whole life!
Ogryn weapons good you just don't vibe with Ogryn tbh
Peoole will always gravitate towards his gauntlet, pickaxe, club
Or rumbler
Or shield
Or another class
All other weapons do chesp damage
"people will always gravitate to half his limited weapon list"
This is the best solution
huh cool
Imaginebhaving your best weapon be a rock
Meanwhile a gun the size of you isnt as good
Krourk Mk IV Knife
And the build around it isnt even fun
Yeah his best weapon is his infinite ammo single target plasma gun
The current ogryn meta is pressing escape in the mourningstar and click "change operative" 
This is once again a skill issue I love twin link pbb
True 
and they're both Beasts of Nurgle wrestling over a love pillow dressed up like a Twinkie
This is true
And deleting the class of your list
And going to dlc
It's okay not to vibe with a class
He's still a good class that just happens to falter in the highest difficulties
Scum is better than Arbites because we have drugs and mental disorders 
All classes should be viabke in higher difficulties
And that's okay, because Darktide isn't balanced around Auric
This is why I play psyker, because they just have mental disorders
havent played scum because I don't like the junkie esthetic and I'm going for the esthetic meta above all else but the arbitrator feels busted
And a rocket
I'm never in danger no matter what I do
That dies more damage ogryn does within seconds
Scum has a couple non-junkie vibes
Yes, and a rocket.
Very good for the scum, I am happy for them
He can stop whenever he wants too
I don't like those. TacAxe is better 
I am happy with my big, lumbering brutes
I like chain axe
I just dont want to 
Ogryn could definitely use some buffs, but to act like the entire class is weak is uninformed and wrong
It is informed
I teabagged a dude named stim shady on the mourningstar yesterday, I really hope it was you 
Because i can boot up the game
And watch ogryn players quit after getting knocked down for the tenth time thatnround
Not even ogryn players want to play ogryn
Nah, I would have laughed at your tiny member 
That is how shit he feels
Damn that's wild anyways I am going to keep playing my Ogryn that I enjoy playing
Ogryn isn't weak, but he can't get away with the absurd amount of bullshit other classes can
Your hive scum can't one punch man a pox hound into low orbit
Or charge into any of the bosses (Daemonhost included btw) to stagger them for multiple seconds, that's pretty cool
that's a garanteed 1/4th of your squad having fun
The otehr 3/4th will disconect upon seeing an ogryn join 
Oh contrere. I can punch it out the air with TacAxe special and kill him before he hits the ground
(I get dogged a lot trying to perfect this)
That's addbites
I always protect the lil uns 
Arbites and zealot players have way too much leeway
yeah
Meanwhile Vet with two "Im invincible" ults.. 
Honestly I think he could benefit from a toughness buff
This is why he's the best
Too bad people have to get good at not trying to be the main character
The most vanilla, certainly 
vets auric expedition are having no fun at range with the busted spawns and the sheer amound of mob you eat
If you're a Vet main, you enjoy missionary and pumpkin spice lattes 
If you don't count the ogryn because they are not a real class, the vet is probably the class that has the least amount of fun on expeditions
Arbites and zealot in frontlines
Psyker and veteran in middle
Wait no
Psyker and vet in back
Scum in middle
Ogryn in the middle (of the enemy horde)
Scum and Arb is the best frontliner combo in the game an its not even close 
and still they have the most valuable talent with field improv in expeditions
psyker main prob don't have too much fun either since the openness of the maps is working against a lof of their "meta" kits 
and ammo aura 😛
With the DR on dodge my ogryn walks through auric Maelstrom. We're tough enough now. If anything id appreciate some damage on a my weapons. Like 10% more damage and rend on everything
Psyker actually needing to play the game now
Also, bubble nerf 
It's actually unreal
it's totally fine as purge psyker
tru tru Ogryn could enjoy a slight damage buff
I love Ogryn dodges now
I want to post a picture of my minis but I cant
DR plus knocking everything over
psyker getting yelled at in havok for not putting the bubble more often is quite funny
15 sec cooldown debuff is crazy
Psyker players at least have a uniqueness to them
Ogryn is literally just forced to be a support unit
I protect the lil uns 
ogryn are lesser arbites at this point 
The one ton slab of muscle
Psyker should get kicked in the nuts with nerfs so the players actually have to interact with game mechanics 
Able to manhandle terminator armored space marines
Mama said ogryn gotta take care of the lil uns
Drops a piwercell
Because a poxwalker hit his ass
THANK YOU FSYSHARK
🙏
Atp just remove him from the game
let me just smite everything while being half afk watching a movie on my other screen 
Or moving at a light jog
Ogryn players should get more nerfs
So they're weaker than vet more
Everyone should be nerfed except Scum 
Everyone should be huffed but ohryn as usual
zealot mains being all sweaty running everywhere while psyker mains just spam rmb + lmb on their electrostaff 
I really don't think Smite players realise how much that blitz fucks over other classes
On-dodge talents? Nah get fucked, you don't get those
What's wrong with smite?
unlimited power 
I use it because people dont like it
I mean objectively if don't have to dodge then that's a good thing
That'd require smykers to think
If they could do that they wouldn't be smykers
Unlimited possibility of getting barreled off a ledge 
shooting the burster when the psyker is about to push it 
It do be like that
Imagine sacrificing the sanctity of your team because someone isnt playing how you esnt them to be
vote kicking the ogryn player 
Vote kicking the ogryn plager is allowed
y
for shits and giggles
not nice
And hacking their comouter to delete their ogryn operative
And then making them play any other clsss
i dont know why but whenever someone's character compliments my operative i get happy
I need to find a 60% melee blast gauntlet
You don't get to make judgements when you've just admitted to playing Smite 
you probably missed the part earlier when I said I was a Frenchman
(emphasis on man )
So I can spam grenades at armored enemies for more fun
Suck 2 suck
I'm sure it does 
hey fellas!
I like how you had to confirm that for a second time 
actively griefing your teammade by contributing kind of 
it's the equivalent of the dwarf engineer ult from vermintide
You annoy everyone else in the lobby and do no damage, yes 
Still more damage than ogryn
wish gifs worked 🙁
more crowd control as well 
Yeah
someone was posting porn with it so it got removed lmao
plus you don't block the vet's fireline
anyone play crimson desert at all? im thinkin bout buying it
That's legit hilarious if true
it is
, well might as well, people getting too freaky with embed perms at the time
ya know that doesnt suprise me xD
I love how people get unique perms
Then instantly ruin it for everyone else
Becsuse they cant stop gooning

Mission aborted due to error...
Lack of chill, always ends up this way
they should at very best make tech count if this happens coz fkn christ man
meme channel on community servers always end up being porn and the most unhinged shit you couldn't even begin to think of
why did they get rid of rarity sorting on weapon charms
Ar least unhinged shit can be funny
????
Porn isnt
And thats why we love them 
Just go to incognito and goon vbro 🙏
real, but theyre too smart to think of that
I dont wanna see your fetishes
they did?
some dude spamming videos that are basically just a guy saying the n word 267 times and not understanding why he got removed from the server 
the twin lance released
Little timmy cant day that
im gonna get my t'au soon
Why tau when guardsman
Those minis actually look noice tho
Tau for the Mecha's cuz imperial 'mechs' are just hulky pieces of shit
why guardsman when literally anything else (except space wolves, those are cringe beyond measure)
Disgusting 
whats wrong with t'au i like how they look 
i heard that the mechanicus adeptus is gonna be the new class coming
not confirmed but prolly likely
racism agaisnt blue people 
They're xenos, and they're communists 
the guard literally has ussr political comissars though
do i paint them in the og colour scheme or in the farsight colour scheme though,,,,
and abhumans
They're not fun to fight against on table top
Shut up mang 
Farsight 
the true og orange colour or the weak ahh white color scheme?
i dont play tabletop though
and get another pair and do both lmao
Hard to tell
Fatshark uses codewords in their coding
Like ninja for speed
by og i meant the box art, so white + teal
ew
dont
who karkin they stubber rn
The next class is going to be a servitor, so the lobotomites hardstuck in Heresy have something to relate to 
@jaunty path what u fishing on the web?
Finally

i will say that the melee damage of the warhound titan is stupid
why is it so low
And let me pick maulers up and crush snap them in half like a crab leg
prob more fun and useful than ogryns
you got disconnected before meeting your first mob
UH HELLO BASED
This is how you fix the absurdly low pick-rates on ogryn
Make him so unplayable nobody plays him
Then silently remove him


