#general-chat

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gloomy tartan
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Once you open the box

south valve
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Like uh

little marten
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Chili

gloomy tartan
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You confirm what it is

south valve
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Berkley

gloomy tartan
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That’s it

little marten
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Or jalapeños

gloomy tartan
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Until you know the truth

south valve
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"to be is to be observed"

gloomy tartan
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All truths can be true

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Yeah

little marten
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Chives

gloomy tartan
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Until you observe the shit

astral basin
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Not literally you ass lmfao

gloomy tartan
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It can be anythjng

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Once you observe it it’s what you observed or whatever

delicate vapor
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vhat

gloomy tartan
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Schrödingers cat

little marten
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Worcestershire sauce too

gloomy tartan
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He was like until I open the box my cat is dead and Alive it could be either or but then I open box and observe what it is

little marten
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Baked beans

gloomy tartan
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But the real secret is the cheese

south valve
gloomy tartan
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He gave his cat some cheese

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And the cat ate it

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And he let the cat out the box

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That’s how the experiment ended

little marten
south valve
south valve
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true

gloomy tartan
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He was like you gon eat this cheese if you wanna get out the box kitty

little marten
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Maybe some red onion too

gloomy tartan
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And the cat ate the cheese

little marten
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Or chutney

crimson socket
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I’ll take some

south valve
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Are you a cat?

gloomy tartan
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Hey

little marten
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Red onion chutney in grilled cheese is fucking phenomenal

crimson socket
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I’m a tyranid

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I eat anything

gloomy tartan
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What about hp love crafts cat

crimson socket
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-# except necrons

south valve
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Have you got the genes of a cat?

gloomy tartan
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When that cat went to cat heaven

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Did he still have his name

crimson socket
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Hmmm

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Maybe

gloomy tartan
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You know the name 🙁

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Like did cat Jesus call him by him human name

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Or did he get to pick his new name

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Like if your that kid who got named turok

south valve
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If you read "The Rats in the Walls" his cat makes an appearance lol

gloomy tartan
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Do you go to heaven and your turok

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Like your name is turok forever cuz your parents named you that

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That would suck

south valve
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What if your name is Deez?

tired steeple
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There was a kid named Turok?

gloomy tartan
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Your eternally known as Luke skywalker or some shit

little marten
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Turok is a fucking badass name

gloomy tartan
gloomy tartan
little marten
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I do

tired steeple
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That’s brilliant

gloomy tartan
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It was some gsme company

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They said they would pay you to name your kid turok

dire kayak
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hey joe

gloomy tartan
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Another funny one was one of the need for speed games advertising they would pay your ticket it you got one driving fast to buy the game when it came out

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Or that god of war release party where they sacrificed a live goat

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Video game companies have done crazy shit

rocky radish
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The original Silent Hill was sold with a fresh pair of underwear

gloomy tartan
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That’s fine

lethal condor
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Interesting.

tired steeple
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There was a kid named dovakhiin

gloomy tartan
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The need for speed gsme causes car crashes lol

tired steeple
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Bethesda said if someone names their kid that they get access to all TES games for free

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And fallout

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And

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Eugh. Starfield

gloomy tartan
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The turok thing was name your kid turok for _____ ammount of money

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It was one of the old companies when turok was still a thing

little marten
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If I have a kid might call it Nurgle gamer I guess

tired steeple
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Unlucky though. Poor kid has to grow up with… fallout 4

gloomy tartan
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Yeah

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Dear god

tired steeple
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And starfield

little marten
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STARFIELD IS MAKING A COMEBACK

tired inlet
gloomy tartan
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Bethesda will release a waifu simulator before I die

rocky radish
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I've accidentally called my son by my game bot's name a few times

gloomy tartan
tired inlet
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no one took the prize

gloomy tartan
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What about the need for speed one

wide breach
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btw lads, when does the deadside patrol event end?

tired inlet
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I was... 17 when that happened.

gloomy tartan
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I forget which need for speed gsme it was

wide breach
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the ingame timer is all bugged for me so I cant tell

lethal condor
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Im just asking to see opinions how do yall like the new game mode

gloomy tartan
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But for one of the need for speed gsme releases they advertise. They would pay your speeding ticket if you got one driving to get their gsme when it released for sale at stores

rocky radish
little marten
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What was the Turok game where u shoot them with the poison arrows and they shit to death

rain pilot
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I found the line of all time

wide breach
gloomy tartan
tired steeple
gloomy tartan
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The spike grenades from turok rule

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No the old turoks had silly shit too

tired steeple
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Aren’t they making a new turok

little marten
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OG Xbox exclusive right?

tired steeple
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Ih I see

little marten
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That game was soooo good

gloomy tartan
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The x box turok was more gritty

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Realism

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Not like the old ones

little marten
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Spent ages in private custom games hiding from raptors lmao

tired steeple
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No. There was a turok Xbox 360 game

gloomy tartan
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Which went all hair metal

tired steeple
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Exclusive only to America btw

gloomy tartan
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I played that Xbox exclusive turok

tired steeple
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Nowhere else

little marten
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Oh the Turok Xbox 360 game was futuristic

gloomy tartan
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Yeah gritty futuristic

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Old turok was time travel

little marten
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TUROK EVOLUTION

tired inlet
gloomy tartan
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To earth in past

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Hey did you guys know turok beat up a fucking terminator ?

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Dead ass

void lark
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Someone mentioned Turok, I have been summoned chadgryn

gloomy tartan
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In the comics he ended up beating a fucking terminator up at one point

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It’s cannon lol

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It was the craziest reveal ever

tired steeple
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The newer one that’s coming out looks pretty cool

patent grove
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Did someone say turok

gloomy tartan
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Turok put missiles and flame throwers and Gatling guns on a trex

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And that pretty neat

void lark
dull violet
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has anyone actually completed a auric expedition iv tried 10 times and failed each time

gloomy tartan
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Turok In Warhammer would be a catachan

tired steeple
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Lh yeah

patent grove
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I have a soft spot for the og n64 game

tired steeple
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He’s built like one

icy orbit
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I'm seeing all these vids on modding darktide can you not do it through Nexus on gamepass?

tired steeple
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Explosive bow and shit. Rambo mfer. Perfect catachan even if they don’t actually use those

gloomy tartan
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Turok used that tomahawk good

void lark
gloomy tartan
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He can put some work in with a tomahawk

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Chop up lizard men

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Pirates

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Aliens

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Dinosaurs

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Terminators

patent grove
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Xenomorph aliens?

gloomy tartan
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He would Forsure use the combat axe

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Not sure about xenomorphs

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But I’m the comics he goes back in time and to the future and present and deals with aliens also

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Some guardians of the galaxy shit

magic nebula
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where can u go to advise the devs bc spawning late into expeditions is just.... yeah cancer

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im gonne leave every gasme from now on

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if its ongoing

patent grove
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How about Turok vs Predator

gloomy tartan
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I mean it wouldn’t surprise me

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ROBOCOP alien predator Superman and Batman met everyone back then

lethal condor
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I been doing good all day in hersey . I hought i had it all figured out in game . Then had one crazy game on hersey it showed me not to underestimate this game

shy sandal
dire kayak
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doing tomfoolery

grizzled plover
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Is Heavy actually smart or is he just what happens when an Ogryn isn't raised by the Militarum or on a death world by cavemen

spring trench
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Darktide? More like a tide of dark hahahahahahhahahaa

stuck crescent
grizzled plover
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Great, that was the deciding factor for my Ogryn personality reroll

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I was afraid he was at least as smart as a baseliner

wooden creek
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Heavy is probably a good example of an older ogryn

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He's still kinda dumb, but he has had time to learn a good chunk of stuff

rain pilot
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Why the fuck is everyone running from their striketeams today wtffffff

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😭

patent grove
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Have the servers gotten worse in the last week

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3 disconnects in one match 😤

wide breach
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its just that all the players came back because update

rain pilot
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I keep being the last bastard alive

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Everytime

green vector
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BUSSIN

rain pilot
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As a reminder I did nothing wrong

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Please get me killed first darktide

stiff elbow
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why did they add cadia as a planet option

green vector
little marten
stiff elbow
dire kayak
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atoma is in segmentum solar?

stiff elbow
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it would be funny if some of the former cadian inhabitants built villages on the leftovers of the cadia

stiff elbow
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cadia is in obscurus

warm maple
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karktide

stiff elbow
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do children serve in PDFs

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cus in the customization you can pick being a "militia lackey" as ur childhood

dire kayak
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i wouldnt put it past the imperium to use child soldiers

warm maple
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babies can become servitors.

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So.

void lark
jaunty path
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So yeah

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lmao

void lark
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Kinda like americans who's last name is eriksen larping as vikings for some reasons

little marten
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Sweeabos

green vector
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or irish

void lark
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"I'm 1/15th cadian"

jaunty path
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full or partial

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still larping

junior crag
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is ogryn even the most tanky class anymore

jaunty path
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It is still i think

little marten
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If I was in 40k I’d probably be born and bred Cadian

void lark
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I'd be dead personally

little marten
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I’d walk my XL bully to the pylons every day

dire kayak
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if i was in 40k im becoming a tech-priest

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i know so much about 40k i could get myself to a forge world chadgryn

void lark
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I'd be one of those servitor skulls embed into a door to open and close it

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The door to the privy most likely

green vector
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id be the slop top servitor

little marten
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Go on..

junior crag
green vector
green vector
glacial shoal
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hi folks

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how's the update

void lark
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Toilet paper dispenser dwarf servitor chadgryn

green vector
glacial shoal
void lark
glacial shoal
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based, holy

junior crag
glacial shoal
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fair

ancient violet
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Chat

void lark
turbid jungle
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Fear de future

stuck crescent
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Still better than playing as a krieg nerd

crimson socket
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What were y’all’s first class?

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I started with psyker

tired inlet
crimson socket
visual vortex
tired inlet
crimson socket
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Nice

tired inlet
visual vortex
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🤤

void lark
visual vortex
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HOYL FUCK SOMEONE GOT CLEMENTINES

tired inlet
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like..the fruit?

stuck crescent
visual vortex
void lark
dire kayak
stuck crescent
stiff elbow
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do you guys usually do the campaign when you make new characters

visual vortex
stuck crescent
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I sleep its late

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nos da

void lark
visual vortex
stiff elbow
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i think its a good guidance especially to ease into new classes

dire kayak
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start to finish

outer hamlet
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is the data harvester penance glitched 100 with the help of your teammates but its only counting the one you carry

unreal vigil
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hello my good countrymen

stuck crescent
visual vortex
unreal vigil
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where may I post art

stuck crescent
void lark
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They litteraly wear ww1 german helmets

stuck crescent
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and? Everything else is french

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they made them blue

visual vortex
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Im pretty sure every country wore the same helmets in a war

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Just different colors

void lark
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they are primary ww1 german themed

glacial shoal
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you might not have embed permissions yet

green vector
whole bough
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im starting to see some of the bugs in expedition

unreal vigil
glacial shoal
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if you don't have convict role

stuck crescent
unreal vigil
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Is it level 5 or sum?

void lark
unreal vigil
whole bough
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during extract the valkyrie landed on me and trapped me so i died

stuck crescent
glacial shoal
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oh idk, I think a bot gives it to you after enough messages here

void lark
stuck crescent
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Nuh hun yourself

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X INFINTY NO TAKE BACKS

void lark
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mirror mirror

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boomerang on your ass

visual vortex
stuck crescent
glacial shoal
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I love art though so if you wanna pop it my way be my guest, always a fan of seeing cool stuff @unreal vigil NODDERS

visual vortex
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I am shit

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You are poo

stuck crescent
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Monkey island refrence

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Love me monkey island

whole bough
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also scoreboard is still doing the ammo crash even with the patch

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i think new update broke it

glacial shoal
dire kayak
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hmmmm

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who do i skin next

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my flesh coat needs more parts >w<

visual vortex
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Sometimes

stuck crescent
visual vortex
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When my nails get slightly longer

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I chew the skin off of the tip of my fingers and tumbs

hazy kestrel
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I see nothing has changed. KEKW_ogryn

dire kayak
visual vortex
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And bite the nail till it reaches a nerve

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Then i cant use the tip of my fingers

stuck crescent
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.......sleeping now

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nos da

visual vortex
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This is why i want my fuckass nails permanently removed

hazy kestrel
dire kayak
visual vortex
visual vortex
woven sigil
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Greetings, nerds

hazy kestrel
visual vortex
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Hi

glacial shoal
dire kayak
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should i eat a nickel

stuck crescent
visual vortex
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Lmao do it

hazy kestrel
woven sigil
void lark
stuck crescent
visual vortex
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All i gotta do is go on the internet

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Let me get my hazmat suit back on

stuck crescent
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🟦

woven sigil
dire kayak
void lark
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all of their names are german themed, thei have german helmet, they aren't even that blue, they have german helmets, they look german

visual vortex
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Okay it says they are german nut with minor french themes

hazy kestrel
stuck crescent
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🟦

dire kayak
woven sigil
void lark
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they are just ww1 themed so they picked a bit of everything but they are most heavily inspired by the germans

stuck crescent
woven sigil
hazy kestrel
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I am a dollar and 50 cents.

visual vortex
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The cool thing sbout old warhammer is that everything was a mocking satire of everything

stuck crescent
jaunty path
woven sigil
tired inlet
void lark
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Krieg officer being named hans krubber 'man that's clarly french, their grey uniforms look almost blue"

visual vortex
woven sigil
tired inlet
visual vortex
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It's cute that you think he'll be found

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At best i think you'd have to check the sewers of dams

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Or the northern forests

void lark
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I wish they were french though
Actual adrian helmet wearing guards would be rad as hell

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wouldn't play them because I hate the guard but still

woven sigil
visual vortex
visual vortex
void lark
visual vortex
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Why

tired inlet
void lark
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They are boring to me

woven sigil
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In all seriousness, we all know the Orkz are 40K's best bois chadgryn

visual vortex
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Sometimes i go to home depot and look st the power tools

tired inlet
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really? They give me wood

tired inlet
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like, a hard 2x4

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straight pine

void lark
woven sigil
jaunty path
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Tyranid sweeps

visual vortex
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I really like how it's just humans with cheap weapons

void lark
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I don't like fun
No fun allowed past this point

woven sigil
visual vortex
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And they still best a ton of factions by sheer will

tired inlet
void lark
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sheer number

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they are the skavens of the 40k universe

visual vortex
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Depends on the regiment

stiff elbow
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guardsmen have no will

woven sigil
jaunty path
visual vortex
void lark
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and the skavens are the worst thing games workshop ever created until they nuked fantasy to make age of sigmar who then became the worst thing they ever did

woven sigil
visual vortex
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And then GW basically removed the steel legion

void lark
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(I'm using the chadgryn to make your counter argument invalid)

visual vortex
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And replaced them with krieg

void lark
jaunty path
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does krieg even have fans

visual vortex
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And when people wanted the steel legion on their own planet GW made a painting guide on how to paint krieg to look like steel legion

jaunty path
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I rlly dont know what there is to like about them

void lark
visual vortex
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But i prefer maccabian

void lark
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most of the german themed faction fans get banned for some reason unknown to me

visual vortex
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Because i just know that their toes are cold

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Judt by the art

visual vortex
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Something i can sympathize with

tired inlet
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Lion El'Johnson's gonna save Dawn of War franchise and then he's comin' for you

visual vortex
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Who needs a god or a primarch when Malum Caedo is out there

void lark
stuck crescent
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I like guardsmen, I just hate the two regiments gw released

void lark
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Even more boring than the guard or the non existent tau

visual vortex
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I was about to csll you a tau lover

tired inlet
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I play both Tau and Dark Angels

visual vortex
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But i am sniffing necron off you

stuck crescent
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cadians are ok

tired inlet
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and Greenskins

lethal condor
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Scum life is not for me at least for now there squishy

void lark
woven sigil
tired inlet
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but if you do get hit you're fucked; so stim up and keep dodging

lethal condor
void lark
woven sigil
visual vortex
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Trust be pookie

woven sigil
visual vortex
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I can see

lethal condor
tired inlet
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are you going more of a left-lane shoota, or a middle-right lane stabber?

obsidian wren
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Dodging was driven into my brain bc of vermintide so i never struggled with any class

visual vortex
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Dodging was driven into my brain because of vet

woven sigil
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Scum has two builds; Bloodlust or Drug Dealer.

void lark
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I miss chaos wastes so much it's unreal

tired inlet
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then go play that

void lark
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why can't they make mortis trials good

tired inlet
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mortis is a wave mode like killing floor

void lark
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it's hard to go back to the vermine gameplay after darktide

visual vortex
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Nobody's forcing you to play this game gng

obsidian wren
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You got wastes and you got chaos

woven sigil
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Yes they are, the Emperor will be displeased with you should you quit

void lark
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but I do play vermintide more than darktide

visual vortex
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But i wouldnt force him

tired inlet
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but the Emperor Karl Franz will be pleased with you should you rejoin

void lark
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it's a superior game in every aspect except gameplay

obsidian wren
void lark
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I wish darktide had shit gameplay so I could move on chadgryn

visual vortex
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You can

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You just sdmitted it's superior

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Go play the one you find best

tired inlet
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you could try that Toxic Commando game

void lark
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I don't like being toxic in game

tired inlet
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that's the name of the game you goober

void lark
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I'm already toxic in my free time, I don't want to bring it into my hobbies

lethal condor
visual vortex
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Thebbest part about playing hive scum or arbites is that you never have to touch ogryn again afterwards

woven sigil
visual vortex
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So they're better

void lark
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I am a he, please and thank you chadgryn

visual vortex
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We live in a progressive time

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Im sorry ma'am

tired inlet
visual vortex
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It's rhe way it's gotta be

obsidian wren
woven sigil
void lark
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Respect my pronouns or I'm calling the mods chadgryn

visual vortex
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Oooo lame snitch ass

obsidian wren
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Real men dont snitch

void lark
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MODS

obsidian wren
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Therefore you are a woman

void lark
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MOOOOOODS

visual vortex
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Respect my game called darktide or i tell my mom

woven sigil
little marten
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🤔

woven sigil
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(If you get that reference I will be incredibly surprised)

hazy kestrel
woven sigil
hazy kestrel
void lark
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His real name is actualy Charlie in the more civilised language chadgryn

green vector
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wheres wallys willy

visual vortex
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Waldo would survive five nifhts at freddy's

woven sigil
tired inlet
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Goldship_last_race_(MaryOnaCross[slow+reverb]).mp4

austere prism
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If they ever add Kroot Mercenaries as a playable class i hope they get to use a Pulse weapon and its represented well

void lark
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cotton eye joe 😔 🥲 ( sad version) - extended

tired inlet
visual vortex
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My ass shitting (bart simpson sad) super-slowrd reverb

woven sigil
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You know it struck me earlier Ourg, we need a Dutchman and a Portugese man in here and we have the imperialist quartet. Imagine the carnage we could inflict upon the savages chadgryn

austere prism
void lark
woven sigil
south valve
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Frenchie

potent crow
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got your frenchmen

south valve
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I’ve never actually met a French person before, which feels weird

void lark
south valve
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Which floor of the Eiffel Tower do you live on?

potent crow
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more of an american frenchies

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like a canadian one

void lark
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Top floor because I am obviously superior to you ( French) chadgryn

south valve
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I’m English so, by law, we must hate each other

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:c

void lark
potent crow
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damn right

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quebec for life broskie, poutine tabarnak

south valve
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I also like baguette oui oui

potent crow
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no baguette here

visual vortex
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Two were nice and the third was an asshole

potent crow
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just poutine

void lark
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I love my canadian cousins but by god they are truly the most hillbilly people I've met who almost speak my language as their mother tongue

dire kayak
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mmmm

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i gnaw on knight castellan

potent crow
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we are kinda better since we do speak 2 language

south valve
tired inlet
woven sigil
south valve
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Lexbreaker is now an autocorrect on my phone pogryn

void lark
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for some reasons quebequers convinced themselvs they speak a purer french than us because they found a text from the 1700's that said they were no difference in accent between the mainland and the colonies back then (they were litteraly 1st generation immigrant) while speaking half of their phrases in english with an english accent KEKW_ogryn

tired inlet
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Qweebs**

dire kayak
void lark
woven sigil
visual vortex
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Sigma...

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🦁

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🐺

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🦭

potent crow
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maybe, i dont really know about this debate, it just that our french is the one that change the least during the year

tired inlet
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Quebecois French is like Ultracatholic French; then you have Acadian French which is like Irish-French, and then that got further angelicized after the genocide and Cajun French mixed in with the Carib, Haitian, and the environment of the U.S. Southeast.

south valve
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Thoughts on grailknights?

potent crow
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yeahhh

nocturne bloom
#

The intrusive thoughts... I can buy a desert eagle right now...

woven sigil
potent crow
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i can buy a 12 gauge or 30-06

void lark
woven sigil
tired inlet
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Like, if I am pissed off in Paris I must say zut alors! but if I am pissed off in Montréal it's Tabarnac!

south valve
void lark
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they were like 10 good years in there where the french navy was better than the british one
KINGS OF THE WORLD

woven sigil
south valve
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Damn

visual vortex
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Stim-Shady praxtixes the art of shitting himself

south valve
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And to think I was gonna make a k and a y and an s joke earlier

potent crow
#

every cursed thing you would say in the us work since english i very strong in montreal

tired inlet
#

it's just that the times they lost were huge losses.

woven sigil
void lark
#

half of it was against ourselves to be fair

visual vortex
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His mother once went into his room and told him ro take a shit

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Bt he said no yet

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And was playing madia three

nocturne bloom
#

French were animals in ww1

south valve
tired inlet
woven sigil
void lark
#

the 100 years war was technicaly a civil war since the english king was a vassal of the king of france chadgryn

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in france we still say that england is the only french colony that truly went wrong chadgryn

visual vortex
#

Yeah

languid hazel
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Bluh

visual vortex
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Fuck english men

woven sigil
#

There is one thing I have to give the French credit for though, they do at least know how to riot KEKW_ogryn

dire kayak
#

i cant wait to watch adepticon 2026 in 4 days

south valve
tired inlet
nocturne bloom
#

You know who you are

visual vortex
tired inlet
woven sigil
south valve
dire kayak
void lark
#

stim shady is a welshman, I can respect that

nocturne bloom
woven sigil
void lark
#

but actually english

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man

dire kayak
#

adepticon 2026 is gonna be so fire after seeing the teasers

woven sigil
visual vortex
void lark
south valve
woven sigil
#

You'll ruin my image

void lark
visual vortex
#

I would ask for a new one

dire kayak
tired inlet
visual vortex
#

Primarily because the mechanicus dont like members that join but ones that were born into it

woven sigil
void lark
#

he is that welsh

visual vortex
grizzled plover
#

Tenderizer (+25% Strength on Special Attack) and Slaughterer (+8% Strength on Kill, Stacks) make the punch on knife go hard tbh

tired inlet
south valve
void lark
grizzled plover
woven sigil
grizzled plover
#

Yeah I can one-shot dogs

south valve
#

I NEED TO TRY THAT

void lark
dire kayak
south valve
#

punch a dog as it pounces at me

grizzled plover
#

On heresy diff mind you

south valve
#

Oh

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How’s it on auric?

grizzled plover
grizzled plover
woven sigil
south valve
#

Mike Tyson build KEKW_ogryn

grizzled plover
#

I must two-hit the dog to kill it

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BUT! The punch sends it flying a good four feet

dire kayak
grizzled plover
#

It also gains infested armor in auric

visual vortex
void lark
visual vortex
#

Because you sit in the corner crying while people beat you

woven sigil
void lark
visual vortex
#

Well actually no

grizzled plover
#

I should also mention my cleaver has 64% mobility and as such it's damage is compromised

visual vortex
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It involves getting pounced by an emancipated dog

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Tugged off your feet by a trapper despite being one ton

grizzled plover
#

I haven't found a godroll yet and I'm not gambling

visual vortex
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Gettinf easiky thrown by a mutie

woven sigil
south valve
visual vortex
#

Dropping a powercell because a pox hit yoy with a wet noodle

grizzled plover
#

I might as well wait for one to show up in a shop

dire kayak
visual vortex
#

And letting yourself be the weakest class

grizzled plover
#

Since I only ever really play heresy I don't need to build for auric

void lark
visual vortex
void lark
#

It's like the irish learning gaelic in school but worst

woven sigil
visual vortex
#

Im not saying this to be an asshole but it's like watching an 85 year old raisin on life support with no linbs

dire kayak
void lark
#

I understand why they do it but at some point you should just let it rest in peace

unborn osprey
#

The secret technique to make deadside fun is to play on heresy

visual vortex
#

Logan paul could probably best a darktide ogryn

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Considering how weak they are compared to other ogryns

void lark
woven sigil
grizzled plover
visual vortex
void lark
dire kayak
visual vortex
#

No way

grizzled plover
#

Hot take, Ogryn is already a lot of fun

visual vortex
#

Someone not usung the only decent weapons on ogryn

void lark
#

the only ogryn build

visual vortex
woven sigil
void lark
#

no fun allowed

visual vortex
#

But then have him be the weakest class

ancient violet
visual vortex
#

This kight actually be an elaborate shitpost

void lark
grizzled plover
#

Alright, with my cleaver maxed out I can one shot (with a punch)

Bombers, Pox Hounds, Tox Bombers, Snipers, Tox Flamers, and all basic infantry.

green vector
dire kayak
void lark
#

Macron's France is a bleak dystopia chadgryn

woven sigil
grizzled plover
#

If I had a tiny bit more damage I could one shot Scab Flamers

visual vortex
#

Till we leave pre-game lobby

grizzled plover
#

I am like two or three points off

maiden talon
#

Ogryn would be more fun with knuckle duster weapons

woven sigil
#

Ogryn would be more fun if he was Hive Scum chadgryn

visual vortex
#

Ogryn would be more fun if his damage from his weapons felt as powerful as they sound and looke

visual vortex
maiden talon
#

I wanna just punch people as ogryn

void lark
visual vortex
#

Ince you get either of them you never need to play ogryn again

grizzled plover
twin dirge
#

Lowkenuinely

grizzled plover
#

Like all Ogryns have built in horde flattening tech lmao

woven sigil
twin dirge
visual vortex
#

Compared to zealot

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Hive scum

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srbites

grizzled plover
#

That may be on you tbh

visual vortex
#

He just sucks

#

Hive scum csn become a meatgrinder and give that power to his teammates

grizzled plover
#

I love my cleaver and grenade gauntlet

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Good for hive scum

#

You know what Ogryn can do

wet phoenix
#

why are people so bad at the event gamemode

grizzled plover
#

Not die

visual vortex
#

Arbites can use a landmine and a little speaker

grizzled plover
#

I'm really good at not dying

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I don't even have to play the game

void lark
visual vortex
#

And become suoer powerful with one button

visual vortex
grizzled plover
#

All of his weapons at least play differently

whole bough
#

does it seem like expeditions have gotten harder

void lark
#

and none of them work chadgryn

visual vortex
#

Zealot literally has a button that lets him survive a lethal attack

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And regain health

visual vortex
south valve
grizzled plover
#

Ogryn weapons good you just don't vibe with Ogryn tbh

visual vortex
#

Peoole will always gravitate towards his gauntlet, pickaxe, club

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Or rumbler

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Or shield

void lark
#

Or another class

visual vortex
#

All other weapons do chesp damage

grizzled plover
#

"people will always gravitate to half his limited weapon list"

visual vortex
grizzled plover
#

huh cool

woven sigil
#

Ogryn's best weapon is a literal rock. That says a lot

visual vortex
#

Imaginebhaving your best weapon be a rock

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Meanwhile a gun the size of you isnt as good

tired inlet
#

Krourk Mk IV Knife

visual vortex
#

And the build around it isnt even fun

grizzled plover
#

Yeah his best weapon is his infinite ammo single target plasma gun

twin dirge
#

There's 2 beasts inside of me chadgryn

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They're making out violently chadgryn

void lark
grizzled plover
tired inlet
visual vortex
#

And deleting the class of your list

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And going to dlc

grizzled plover
#

It's okay not to vibe with a class

visual vortex
#

And buting arbites or hivescum

#

Because they do everything ogryn does but better

grizzled plover
#

He's still a good class that just happens to falter in the highest difficulties

woven sigil
#

Scum is better than Arbites because we have drugs and mental disorders chadgryn

visual vortex
#

All classes should be viabke in higher difficulties

grizzled plover
#

And that's okay, because Darktide isn't balanced around Auric

twin dirge
void lark
#

havent played scum because I don't like the junkie esthetic and I'm going for the esthetic meta above all else but the arbitrator feels busted

void lark
#

I'm never in danger no matter what I do

visual vortex
#

That dies more damage ogryn does within seconds

grizzled plover
woven sigil
visual vortex
#

And shivs

#

That every crit can inflict chems

grizzled plover
#

Very good for the scum, I am happy for them

void lark
woven sigil
grizzled plover
#

I am happy with my big, lumbering brutes

visual vortex
#

I like chain axe

woven sigil
grizzled plover
#

Ogryn could definitely use some buffs, but to act like the entire class is weak is uninformed and wrong

visual vortex
#

It is informed

void lark
visual vortex
#

Because i can boot up the game

#

And watch ogryn players quit after getting knocked down for the tenth time thatnround

#

Not even ogryn players want to play ogryn

woven sigil
visual vortex
#

That is how shit he feels

grizzled plover
#

Damn that's wild anyways I am going to keep playing my Ogryn that I enjoy playing

woven sigil
grizzled plover
#

Your hive scum can't one punch man a pox hound into low orbit

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Or charge into any of the bosses (Daemonhost included btw) to stagger them for multiple seconds, that's pretty cool

void lark
woven sigil
grizzled plover
visual vortex
#

Arbites and zealot players have way too much leeway

void lark
#

yeah

woven sigil
#

Meanwhile Vet with two "Im invincible" ults.. KEKW_ogryn

grizzled plover
#

Honestly I think he could benefit from a toughness buff

visual vortex
#

Too bad people have to get good at not trying to be the main character

woven sigil
void lark
#

vets auric expedition are having no fun at range with the busted spawns and the sheer amound of mob you eat

woven sigil
#

If you're a Vet main, you enjoy missionary and pumpkin spice lattes chadgryn

void lark
#

If you don't count the ogryn because they are not a real class, the vet is probably the class that has the least amount of fun on expeditions

visual vortex
#

Arbites and zealot in frontlines

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Psyker and veteran in middle

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Wait no

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Psyker and vet in back

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Scum in middle

grizzled plover
#

Ogryn in the middle (of the enemy horde)

visual vortex
#

Pgryn in corner with slab shield crying

#

And getting downed for the 15th time

woven sigil
stiff salmon
#

and still they have the most valuable talent with field improv in expeditions

void lark
#

psyker main prob don't have too much fun either since the openness of the maps is working against a lof of their "meta" kits chadgryn

stiff salmon
#

and ammo aura 😛

dry merlin
void lark
#

Psyker actually needing to play the game now

stiff salmon
#

it's totally fine as purge psyker

grizzled plover
#

I love Ogryn dodges now

rustic talon
#

I want to post a picture of my minis but I cant

grizzled plover
#

DR plus knocking everything over

void lark
#

15 sec cooldown debuff is crazy

visual vortex
#

Psyker players at least have a uniqueness to them

#

Ogryn is literally just forced to be a support unit

grizzled plover
#

I protect the lil uns chadgryn

void lark
#

ogryn are lesser arbites at this point chadgryn

visual vortex
#

The one ton slab of muscle

woven sigil
visual vortex
#

Able to manhandle terminator armored space marines

grizzled plover
#

Mama said ogryn gotta take care of the lil uns

visual vortex
#

Drops a piwercell

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Because a poxwalker hit his ass

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THANK YOU FSYSHARK

#

🙏

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Atp just remove him from the game

grizzled plover
#

Have you considered killing the poxwalker

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Or dodging

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Or pushing the poxwalker

void lark
grizzled plover
#

Or moving at a light jog

visual vortex
#

So they're weaker than vet more

woven sigil
#

Everyone should be nerfed except Scum chadgryn

visual vortex
#

Everyone should be huffed but ohryn as usual

void lark
#

zealot mains being all sweaty running everywhere while psyker mains just spam rmb + lmb on their electrostaff chadgryn

woven sigil
visual vortex
#

I like smite

#

Because i like the colors

woven sigil
#

On-dodge talents? Nah get fucked, you don't get those

grizzled plover
#

What's wrong with smite?

visual vortex
#

It stimulates my eyes

#

But even i can admit its ass

visual vortex
#

I use it because people dont like it

grizzled plover
#

I mean objectively if don't have to dodge then that's a good thing

tacit geode
woven sigil
void lark
#

shooting the burster when the psyker is about to push it chadgryn

visual vortex
#

Imagine sacrificing the sanctity of your team because someone isnt playing how you esnt them to be

void lark
#

vote kicking the ogryn player chadgryn

visual vortex
#

Vote kicking the ogryn plager is allowed

jaunty path
#

y

void lark
#

for shits and giggles

jaunty path
#

not nice

visual vortex
#

And hacking their comouter to delete their ogryn operative

#

And then making them play any other clsss

dire kayak
#

i dont know why but whenever someone's character compliments my operative i get happy

grizzled plover
#

I need to find a 60% melee blast gauntlet

woven sigil
visual vortex
#

Yeah

#

I play smite

#

I like the sounds and colors

void lark
grizzled plover
#

So I can spam grenades at armored enemies for more fun

visual vortex
#

Suck 2 suck

woven sigil
visual vortex
#

It does

#

But st least i do more workxthan ogryn

digital ivy
#

hey fellas!

woven sigil
void lark
void lark
#

it's the equivalent of the dwarf engineer ult from vermintide

visual vortex
#

When you play smite

#

Hou get more enjoyment than ever playing ogryn

woven sigil
visual vortex
#

Still more damage than ogryn

digital ivy
#

wish gifs worked 🙁

void lark
visual vortex
#

Yeah

twin flower
#

someone was posting porn with it so it got removed lmao

void lark
#

plus you don't block the vet's fireline

digital ivy
#

anyone play crimson desert at all? im thinkin bout buying it

void lark
twin flower
#

it is KEKW_ogryn , well might as well, people getting too freaky with embed perms at the time

digital ivy
#

ya know that doesnt suprise me xD

visual vortex
#

I love how people get unique perms

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Then instantly ruin it for everyone else

#

Becsuse they cant stop gooning

void lark
eager haven
#

Mission aborted due to error...

void lark
#

Lack of chill, always ends up this way

eager haven
#

on extract

#

AGAIN

twin flower
#

Rip

#

stikes again

eager haven
#

they should at very best make tech count if this happens coz fkn christ man

void lark
#

meme channel on community servers always end up being porn and the most unhinged shit you couldn't even begin to think of

whole bough
#

why did they get rid of rarity sorting on weapon charms

visual vortex
#

Ar least unhinged shit can be funny

whole bough
#

????

visual vortex
#

Porn isnt

visual vortex
#

Just go to incognito and goon vbro 🙏

twin flower
visual vortex
#

I dont wanna see your fetishes

void lark
dire kayak
#

the twin lance released

visual vortex
#

Little timmy cant day that

dire kayak
#

im gonna get my t'au soon

visual vortex
#

Why tau when guardsman

twin flower
#

Those minis actually look noice tho

whole bough
#

weird ass change

twin flower
#

Tau for the Mecha's cuz imperial 'mechs' are just hulky pieces of shit

void lark
#

why guardsman when literally anything else (except space wolves, those are cringe beyond measure)

woven sigil
dire kayak
#

whats wrong with t'au i like how they look Sitgryn

digital ivy
#

i heard that the mechanicus adeptus is gonna be the new class coming

twin flower
#

not confirmed but prolly likely

void lark
woven sigil
void lark
#

the guard literally has ussr political comissars though

dire kayak
#

do i paint them in the og colour scheme or in the farsight colour scheme though,,,,

void lark
#

and abhumans

stuck crescent
woven sigil
void lark
dire kayak
twin flower
#

and get another pair and do both lmao

visual vortex
#

Fatshark uses codewords in their coding

#

Like ninja for speed

dire kayak
void lark
#

ew

stuck crescent
green vector
#

who karkin they stubber rn

woven sigil
#

The next class is going to be a servitor, so the lobotomites hardstuck in Heresy have something to relate to chadgryn

astral basin
#

@jaunty path what u fishing on the web?

visual vortex
#

Servitor

#

Gove me the big claw

dire kayak
#

why is it so low

visual vortex
#

And let me pick maulers up and crush snap them in half like a crab leg

void lark
green vector
#

did auric mission on scum didnt even get hit once

visual vortex
#

Servitor is the new support unit

#

Now ogryn is the bullied class even more

void lark
little marten
visual vortex
#

This is how you fix the absurdly low pick-rates on ogryn

green vector
#

37 more missions to 100% sCUM

visual vortex
#

Make him so unplayable nobody plays him

visual vortex
#

Then silently remove him

digital ivy
#

they should make leandros a boss fight he falls to nurgle

#

stinky bastard