general-chat

[visual vortex]

With how much people they hang around

Tjey could sell the infected meat

And infect more people

Wow

[marsh iris]

immune system training

[visual vortex]

These karnak twins are kind of stupid

They deserved to get capped

[undone sparrow]

welp time to go to my JOB

[astral basin]

Leman russ tanks
But no longer leman russ
They also control water supply? Idk

[visual vortex]

I dont feel bad about killing and t-bagging them

[oak nexus]

having a job 😭
not having a job 😭

[marsh iris]

jay oh bee

[undone sparrow]

that was a lie

dont ask me question

i always lie

i like lie

lie is life

[astral basin]

I sentence you to 1 year of job at Circle K

Behind the register

[oak nexus]

fellow canadian? 👀

[astral basin]

Canadian? They global

[woven sigil]

The trick is leave the possibility that you are, open, but only for those with functional literacy skills

[oak nexus]

oop

[undone sparrow]

well maybe i tell the truth you can never know

[drowsy lynx]

Me when gainfully employed ⚰️

[visual vortex]

Im unemployed tooo

[astral basin]

Whats the opposite of Canadian?
Australian
Our lord incan living life as a paradox

[visual vortex]

French

[woven sigil]

Isnt that the beauty of wordplay?

[visual vortex]

Because canadians were french

[undone sparrow]

that was a lie i am jobless who live with family because i am scared to work

this was lie or truth figure it

[astral basin]

Thats like saying the us is opposite the uk

[oak nexus]

think about eating a million dice

[marsh iris]

hasbarius

[woven sigil]

Technically it is, its on the opposite side of the Atlantic ocean

[astral basin]

Come back to me when uk stretches both coasts
Theyd need russia

[undone sparrow]

[woven sigil]

I mean you only need to look at history, at one point we owned more land than the entirety of the US, and the US itself

[undone sparrow]

i heard canadians like america so much they want macdonals

[brave hull]

i gotta know, does anyone actually use any of the emotes other than squat? like why do they keep adding these things to the game if the only place you can use them is the mourningstar.

[lime beacon]

So they dont have to make real rewards

[little marten]

HAHAHAHAHA MOGGED

[lime beacon]

they fill up the reward tracks with useless crap like reused asset bone trinkets and useless emotes so they dont have to do more work

Also the "new" emotes like the ogryn sit is just straight up recycled idle animations

[undone sparrow]

they will give 150 dollar gift card if you can leave the corpse emperor

[visual vortex]

It is

That's the thing

They have knives we have guns

They dont have stars we havr stars

[undone sparrow]

wait you are from uk?

[visual vortex]

No

[undone sparrow]

pardon me

[visual vortex]

Michigan

[midnight sandal]

are there server issues rn? im getting backend error when i try to play 😢

[visual vortex]

Pardoned

[woven sigil]

Average Darktide experience

[marsh iris]

canadians are communists, they even have a dish called Putin

[visual vortex]

🤯

[lyric frigate]

infantry las marksman's focus yes or no?

[lime beacon]

anyway blackpill bellyaching over

[lyric frigate]

the game just does that sometimes

no

[undone sparrow]

usa right i heard cousin marrige is legal there

[visual vortex]

Depends on the state

[woven sigil]

Everything is legal in America, its the land of the free, except for when it isn't

[undone sparrow]

thats a good lie

good job alpharius

[woven sigil]

Thank you, Alpharius

[lime beacon]

America has one upside remaining

cheap hooch

[visual vortex]

Gun

Oh

[undone sparrow]

donuts?

[woven sigil]

We have that in Europe

[undone sparrow]

fat cops

[lime beacon]

Cheap steel reserve tall boys

[visual vortex]

Subway surfers

[lime beacon]

Bottom of the barrell gutter beer

[woven sigil]

And its got more than 3% alcohol content too

[visual vortex]

We love moonshine

[undone sparrow]

i knew it

[visual vortex]

Thank goodness it's only here in american with rednecks

That shit wiuld burn a hole through a european or asian stomach

[woven sigil]

(Its not)

[visual vortex]

And still be burning

[undone sparrow]

moonshine gives you god powers

[visual vortex]

American moonshine 🤤

[lime beacon]

I have not had real moonshine

I have had franchised moonshine you can buy in stores

but thats not "real" moonshine

[visual vortex]

It's basically hardly edible gasoline

[woven sigil]

20% chance you go blind, 100% chance you end up legless

[undone sparrow]

hey moonshine is real alcohol

[lime beacon]

real moonshine is brewed by one eyed men who squat in swamps

[visual vortex]

100% chance yoi get a hole burned through your abdomen

[brave hull]

apple pie moonshine is so good. Extremely dangerous tho, you end up drinking way more than you think.

[undone sparrow]

no no you cant go blind

[dire kayak]

mrrrrp :3

[lime beacon]

Probably for the best

I might get hooked on dessert moonshine and wander into the bayou never to be seen againb

and then you guys wouldnt get to read my amazing jokes and hot takes anymore

[undone sparrow]

my friend drink some alcohol

[woven sigil]

I haven't seen you make any hot takes so far, where are they kept?

[south valve]

idk why I imagine her headbanging to gangnam style

[visual vortex]

Headbanging to white girl music

[south valve]

Ultra masculine white girl playlist

[undone sparrow]

short fuse if you can find
ethyl alcohol drink it up it will give you astertes powers

[lime beacon]

Man is trying to kill me

[visual vortex]

Cant let gng know i fw stars and california girls

[undone sparrow]

hey try to give you some powers

you can believe me

[lime beacon]

Im chinese I have enough powers already

[undone sparrow]

i dont li,e

[south valve]

Wait, we finally get Hardon sassing the desert cultist!!

[woven sigil]

This is why your empire is so half-arsed

[south valve]

The Ollpheist empire

[visual vortex]

L bair

Bait

My empire is amazing

[undone sparrow]

hmm working 24 hours straigh yeah?

[south valve]

tbf, I haven't heard of it

[visual vortex]

You're just crying cuz you arent in it

[undone sparrow]

thats chinese powers

[south valve]

Can I join?

[visual vortex]

Only Ollpheists are allowed

[woven sigil]

Paying goverments to allow you to put military bases in their country doesnt count

[visual vortex]

All 77 of us

[undone sparrow]

hmm is alpharius allowed?

[south valve]

If I become an Ollpheist...

[visual vortex]

We have a baptism knockoff

[south valve]

You can disguise as an Ollpheist

[visual vortex]

Hut instead we lobotomize you
And beat u with rocks

[undone sparrow]

hmm you're right

[south valve]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[visual vortex]

Im not threatening

I only threaten others

[undone sparrow]

greetings i am Ollpheist

[visual vortex]

But you're me

[visual vortex]

Hi ollpheist

[undone sparrow]

you are imposter

burn the heretic

[south valve]

An impostor amogus

[visual vortex]

Good idea

Kill me

[undone sparrow]

burn him

he is impostor

[south valve]

Ummm

[visual vortex]

Im ready for ascension

[undone sparrow]

i am real Ollpheist

not alpharius

[low blade]

I dont know which one to shoot...say something only the real Ollpheist would know

[south valve]

Do I shoot the one with or without the grey thing in the corner??

[visual vortex]

He is the real Ollpheist

[visual vortex]

We are Ollpheist

[undone sparrow]

nuh uh im am Ollpheist

not oyu

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[undone sparrow]

go away impostor

[visual vortex]

This isntrue

[south valve]

Safety measure:

[visual vortex]

True

[south valve]

Kill both

[visual vortex]

Good idea

[undone sparrow]

no not me

[undone sparrow]

he is impostor

[south valve]

Exterminatus on Ollpheist world

[visual vortex]

It's joeverp

[marsh iris]

I am Ollpheius

[south valve]

joeverp

[visual vortex]

Maybe the Ollpheists were the friends we made along the way

[undone sparrow]

greetings i am painted

[visual vortex]

Hi painted

[south valve]

For a second, that was genuinely scary

I'm not joking

[undone sparrow]

impostor

[visual vortex]

Imposter

Kill painted

Keep the painted

[undone sparrow]

burn the heretic

[south valve]

Which Painted?

[marsh iris]

no you are not you grey unpainted mini

[visual vortex]

You

[undone sparrow]

i am not alpharius i am painted

[south valve]

Say something only Painted would know

[undone sparrow]

for the emperor

[south valve]

FOOL

I'm not a loyalist

[south valve]

Mods

[visual vortex]

Hello i am Garut

[undone sparrow]

blast

[south valve]

Eliminate the amogus

[undone sparrow]

fool i am loyalist

you're not real painted

[south valve]

Damn, he got me

[visual vortex]

Oooo pussy lame ass snitch

[undone sparrow]

the real painted is loyalist

[dire kayak]

woah

[south valve]

I'm gonna go lerve the sex

[marsh iris]

bro not even trying with the pfp

[visual vortex]

Geeetings i am darktide mod

[south valve]

Hello

[undone sparrow]

greetings i am fatsharkjulia

[visual vortex]

You can see by the lack of proof

[south valve]

Why the red name?

[undone sparrow]

how can i help?

[visual vortex]

I am colorblind

[south valve]

Please ban everyone

[drowsy lynx]

[marsh iris]

😬 bro might get banhammared

[south valve]

We are all heretics

[woven sigil]

Speak for yourself, I am a god-emperor fearing citizen

[dire kayak]

what is going on

ALPHARIUS

[undone sparrow]

HA its was me Alpharius

[dire kayak]

i thought i was alpharius?

[undone sparrow]

you people always believe anything

[south valve]

and you would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for us meddling kids?

[visual vortex]

Hey guys it's me sonci

[south valve]

sonci

[undone sparrow]

greetings i am sonci

we got impostor among us

[visual vortex]

Hi sonci

[undone sparrow]

heretic

get that heretic

[lusty estuary]

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

We have so many cool and ixonic charactersbhere

We have Ollpheist, Ollpheist

Painted, Painted

Garut, Garut

And Sonic and sonci

[undone sparrow]

what are you talking about man

we got no one that names

[elder oasis]

Nurgle loves his cycles :)

We start out a spongebob and end up a squidward frfr

[visual vortex]

Who are you talking to man?

[undone sparrow]

alpharius?

is that yu?

[visual vortex]

Maybe

[undone sparrow]

well i am alpharius myself too

all of us alpharius

[elder oasis]

Im not alpharius

But sometimes i am

[undone sparrow]

you're weak

i am always alpharius

[visual vortex]

I am an alpharius lover

[elder oasis]

Im a solomon fan

[undone sparrow]

sure sure and i am the god emperor mandkind

[elder oasis]

Sometimes you are kharn tho

[dire kayak]

alpha legion are so based

[elder oasis]

Wait why did you add an E

[undone sparrow]

i am everyone

WHY

BECAUSE WE ARE LEGION

[elder oasis]

That isn't an answer to my question. I'm pretty sure you spelled kharn wrong

[undone sparrow]

HYDRA DOMINATUS

[elder oasis]

But we are legion i agree

We are the antidote and the poison

The light and the dark

Truth is our weapon

[undone sparrow]

we are alpharius

[elder oasis]

And lies are our trade

[marsh iris]

alpha legion are the best loyalist

[elder oasis]

And dark angels the best traitors /j

[marsh iris]

[undone sparrow]

i hope lion doesnt see this

[somber stream]

I don't get jean jackets

[limpid vigil]

Sometimes i wish i could post pics in general. I get why not tho.

[dire kayak]

ttp

-# (time to paint)

[limpid vigil]

#veteran-class message

For any wondering this is what i wanted to share

[visual vortex]

K

[quaint trout]

m8s penance explorator prime (3) how to complete its req 18 grid points but there is only 8 on map

[oak nexus]

veteran channel really do just be media share channel for general

[brave hull]

each task is a "grid point" it's another funny fatshark translation moment

[marsh iris]

Hydrate Dominathirst

[undone sparrow]

greetings i am garut

[brave hull]

honestly the funniest thing that fatshark could do at this point is implement a leaver system and have crash reports be the only way to reduce your leave count

[undone sparrow]

hmm they will not do it

[marsh iris]

Garut the Grey

[undone sparrow]

why will they do it

IMPOSTOR

HERETIC

[marsh iris]

no u

[undone sparrow]

no u

[formal mortar]

alpharius doing a garut cosplay

[delicate vapor]

Vhat

[undone sparrow]

no no

i am real garut

he is impostor

[marsh iris]

its obvious because he doesnt stink

[formal mortar]

You keep telling yourself that

[undone sparrow]

go away impostor

[nocturne bloom]

I dont think my power steering fluid is supposed to be black guys..

[undone sparrow]

wtf

[marsh iris]

your what

liquified black guys

[brave hull]

venom has posessed your car

[undone sparrow]

is this bro okay?

[nocturne bloom]

The CLEAR fluid that helps weak people steer their car

[undone sparrow]

okay what is wrong with you man

[brave hull]

"OOH WE'RE HEADED BACK TO THE LIQUOR STORE EDDIE!"

[marsh iris]

clearly because your power steering fluid is black guys

[formal mortar]

Might be a good time to do a flush of your car's systems

[marsh iris]

have you tried turning it off and on

[undone sparrow]

greetings i am Pɾσʝҽƙƚ Rҽԃ Cҽσ Oϝ Lαɱια

my car broke need money help

[elder merlin]

I fuckin hate banks

[nocturne bloom]

It'll last another day

[elder merlin]

Its a bot, @obtuse oak

Kill it

[somber stream]

Liquid Lamia

[undone sparrow]

no we are alpharius

[nocturne bloom]

Yea hank kill them

Bot

[elder merlin]

I say we kill it still

[nocturne bloom]

Kill it

[formal mortar]

I'm down for killing it even if it isn't a bot

[elder oasis]

they keep changing their profile lol

[elder merlin]

[obtuse oak]

that's not a bot. that's clearly Alpharius

[undone sparrow]

my friend i am alpharius

[elder merlin]

Triple kill it then

[formal mortar]

Send it beyond brazil

[modest flume]

You MFers don't know Alpharius????

[elder oasis]

lol

[undone sparrow]

XD

wait

they DONT?

[elder oasis]

it was project red a second ago

[undone sparrow]

i am everyone

[elder oasis]

they were kharn at one point too

[elder merlin]

Only guy i know whose name starts with a "A" is "Alfartius"

[marsh iris]

Alfalfa

[nocturne bloom]

That means they impersonated a moderator, kill them

[undone sparrow]

yeah kill omegon

[elder merlin]

Omagen?

[undone sparrow]

what

[elder merlin]

Who?

[undone sparrow]

huh

[elder merlin]

Alright, but for real, kill him

Do it

[modest flume]

Haha, true, person named Projekt Red CEO of Lamia, not to be confused with the other one who was here longer but obviously a fake

[undone sparrow]

you go just alphariusd

[elder oasis]

the weirdest part is they arent in the alpha legion discord

[modest flume]

[elder oasis]

or maybe thats lore accurate

[undone sparrow]

think my friend is it truth or lie

[marsh iris]

Omegle

[undone sparrow]

i tell one truth 6 lies

think mark think

[modest flume]

Why lie once when you can lie more than once at once?

[undone sparrow]

why not they need one truth

[elder oasis]

I am alpharius, this is a lie

[obtuse oak]

this reminds me of two psykers I saw ingame once

[undone sparrow]

hmm i am alpharius too

[cobalt lichen]

woah

[modest flume]

Lore accurate

[elder oasis]

and they are bald! thats hilarious. were they max height as well? since alpha legion had tall marines but short primarchs

[obtuse oak]

I think one of them is short and the other tall

[undone sparrow]

hank need anwser why my nameplate is red

[obtuse oak]

but not sure

[obtuse oak]

because you're angron

[elder oasis]

ur a convict

a lex breaker

[undone sparrow]

please hank i am not angron

hank not like this

please

[elder oasis]

but you are everyone

[undone sparrow]

angron bad angron big bad wolf

[formal mortar]

Hank we need Green name colors to be more Orky

[oak nexus]

brazil

[visual vortex]

Alpharius deserves mod

[obtuse oak]

not up to me

[visual vortex]

I like him

[elder oasis]

orks are xeno scum tho

[undone sparrow]

hank please dont leave me like this

[oak nexus]

do orks and ogryns get along

[undone sparrow]

dont make me red

[formal mortar]

Who do we gotta ask?

[oak nexus]

john darktide

[obtuse oak]

orks are usually trying to kill humans

[formal mortar]

I'll send them tamales

[obtuse oak]

and ogryns aren't a big fan of that

[visual vortex]

An ogryn headbutt an ork warboss so hard it instantly killed the ork snd stopped the wagh

[elder oasis]

orks prolly like fighting ogryns

[obtuse oak]

but I imagine that orks are big fans of ogryns

[elder oasis]

thats a weak warboss, deserved

[obtuse oak]

"FOINALLY A 'UMIE THAT DONT BREAK IN 'ALF WHEN YOUZ HIT 'EM HARD!"

[undone sparrow]

HANK PLZ MAKE BLUE ONE

[oak nexus]

do they ever mod ogryns with robot arms or something

[obtuse oak]

yes

they did it during the horus heresy

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[elder oasis]

orks fave foes in like the galaxy tends to be marines, but im sure ogryns are a close second

[obtuse oak]

charonite ogryns

[oak nexus]

ok thats sick

[elder oasis]

behold forgeworld

[visual vortex]

Hank had that shit on speed dial wtf

[obtuse oak]

a big group of these bad boys wrecked the sons of horus so badly that horus himself had to intervene to defeat them

they outclassed the chaos marines handily

[oak nexus]

🗣️ OGRYN SWEEEEP

[undone sparrow]

they was op

[turbid jungle]

I mean an regular ogryn outclasses most space marines in pure strength already

[obtuse oak]

I don't know why the imperium hasn't recreate them in 40k

[turbid jungle]

Even terminators

[obtuse oak]

but it was fun

[oak nexus]

god, lobotomize me and turn me into an ogryn PLEASE

[formal mortar]

Because the imperium is in an intelligence deficit just like my country

[turbid jungle]

I imagine expenses, and losing the tech to recreate the armor in favor of a fancy new toaster model

[visual vortex]

God, lobotomize me

[oak nexus]

they forgor

[undone sparrow]

wtf

[elder oasis]

how many sons of horus were truly chaos space marines though? the famous members of their legion were pretty normal traitors for the most part

[turbid jungle]

The nuns of whorus

[elder oasis]

not even Abby was on the juice back then

[visual vortex]

I love apple juice

[marsh iris]

no way me too, are you me

[elder oasis]

abby juice, its delicious but if you drink it 13 times you explode

[formal mortar]

Aw dang, getting backend errors

[visual vortex]

We shoukd kiss

[undone sparrow]

i like apple juice too

[marsh iris]

😳

[visual vortex]

We shoukd all kiss

[elder oasis]

bet

[undone sparrow]

that was a lie

[marsh iris]

I am Applejius

[visual vortex]

Not gay-like or anything

[elder merlin]

My life for more blue or purple sets

[undone sparrow]

i like orange juice

[elder oasis]

i am gay

[cosmic burrow]

damn

[elder merlin]

Everyday more lies

[marsh iris]

we should lie together

[undone sparrow]

why

[elder merlin]

Which is it?

[visual vortex]

I like these Alpharius guys

[undone sparrow]

because WE ARE LEGION

[elder merlin]

Are you gay or do you like orange juice?

[undone sparrow]

BRUH

[elder merlin]

When will the lies finally end

[undone sparrow]

enevr

[elder oasis]

I am gay and i am not alpharius

[visual vortex]

I would rather take back-shots over drinking orange juice

[elder oasis]

but i like orange juice

[elder merlin]

You're both one and the same as far as im concerned

[undone sparrow]

that was a lie too i like melon juice

[elder merlin]

Never seen either of you before today

[visual vortex]

I have

[elder merlin]

Well i havent

[visual vortex]

You just aint got that good eye like me

[elder oasis]

what? i am ramos and ive seen you before. i just changed my name

[elder merlin]

Who the fuck is a ramos?

[undone sparrow]

well i am alpharius i always here too

[visual vortex]

I am ramos

[elder oasis]

cant believe it, ive been here since like.... release? why does dr eggman not know me ;-;

[visual vortex]

He's hellen keller

[elder merlin]

Dementia

[visual vortex]

He needs me to decipher all his messages

[undone sparrow]

oh no

[visual vortex]

I actually stand over him and type for him

[elder oasis]

yeah i joined in 2022

[undone sparrow]

i am always here

[languid hazel]

I am Alpharius. This is a lie. I’m actually transitioning right now and my name is now Alpharette :3

[undone sparrow]

even before this place

[visual vortex]

I was here

When you were in the womb...

I was there...

[elder oasis]

hello alpharette, id congratulate you but you are still a heretical mutant

[languid hazel]

:3

[elder merlin]

Sounds suspicious

[undone sparrow]

thast is a lie

good job

[elder merlin]

Another lie

[elder oasis]

what is suspicious about 2022

[visual vortex]

I am Alpharius

[undone sparrow]

hello fellow alpharius

[elder merlin]

Too many 2s

[elder oasis]

i see i cannot win here XD

[visual vortex]

Im so hyped for 7777

[elder merlin]

[quaint trout]

what tasks do you mean?

[undone sparrow]

you cant lie you not one of us

you need to lie

[loud kestrel]

Oh lord

[visual vortex]

I an Pinocchio

[undone sparrow]

if you cant you not alpharius

[elder oasis]

my excitement for solomons new book has made me associate with another alpha legion user and now i am viewed as a pariah no one can trust

[visual vortex]

I cannotntell a lie

[undone sparrow]

you can lie

that was a lie

[visual vortex]

No

[elder oasis]

yesnt

[visual vortex]

My nose grows larger if i lie

[elder oasis]

so you can lie

[visual vortex]

No

Because if i lie

[undone sparrow]

yeah you can lie

(that was a lie)

[elder oasis]

and if i eat an apple a doctor explodes, an action having a consequence is not the same as not being able to do an action

i am unable to fly

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KE-TPVJUSU

GW: "Get fucked lol no Steel Legion EVER"

Thanks Ollpheist

[elder oasis]

my friend is currently malding about this

[rain pilot]

Release the Arbities on all riots in the US

That is all

[visual vortex]

Sorry man

[elder oasis]

oops everyone died

[somber stream]

I'm lost for words

[livid blaze]

theres enemies off the rip on gloriana now????

[undone sparrow]

thats is a good lie

[visual vortex]

I saw that and remembered our conversation

I couldnt help it

[rain pilot]

Did you just use "is" twice?

[somber stream]

I really didn't think they'd go this far tbh

[undone sparrow]

maybe maybe not

[somber stream]

Blatantly replacing the legion with Krieg

[undone sparrow]

(thats lie

[visual vortex]

Even i dont double-down this much dawg 🫩

[visual vortex]

I fucking told you

[rain pilot]

okay clever reply

[marsh iris]

i'd go far with you

[visual vortex]

In the grim darkness of the future

There sre only teo guard regiments

[undone sparrow]

thank you alpharius

[visual vortex]

The krieg and the cadians

[rain pilot]

Are they converting people now

[elder oasis]

omg that happened to you too? i thought it was a bug

swagger just chilling beside 4 crushers and walkers wtf

[livid blaze]

also despite my music setting being max nothing plays

[livid blaze]

it had a cool vibe of sneaking into an admonition held fortress and thats gone now

[undone sparrow]

well goodbye my litte alpharius papa alpharius need coffee

[rain pilot]

End game of the chapter

Everyone is Alpharius

[elder oasis]

it has to be a bug with the hotfix or smth

[rain pilot]

lmao

[elder oasis]

no way its intentional that swagger is chilling by enemies

[visual vortex]

He has very nice mascara

[livid blaze]

probably yeah

[elder oasis]

you have on very nice mascara

dont think i didnt notice

[visual vortex]

Thank you

[dire kayak]

this eepy girl has nearly finished the knight castellan

[somber stream]

Cant wait the paint scheme for Kriegstroyans, Krieghallans, Kriegallarn and Kriegordian guard

[marsh iris]

bring back the Krorks

[somber stream]

Next step: There were never a Steel Legion

[marsh iris]

Yellow Kr-

[stuck crescent]

Just another reason to hate the ww1 test tub baby regiment

[marsh iris]

yarrick came back as if he never fought alongside steel legion before

[languid hazel]

Yayyy! I bet it looks awesome :3

[marsh iris]

it was all a dream

[quick horizon]

Chuck Norris passed yesterday

[stuck crescent]

Thank the emperor for tiny legend

[stuck crescent]

Who?

[marsh iris]

a named space marine?

[stuck crescent]

That's sad

My sympathy to the family

[somber stream]

This was a joke, not a manual

[rancid shore]

man

[delicate vapor]

i just hit the juckport

[rancid shore]

there's something missing from my games

[marsh iris]

yarricks peak cap gets bigger, i suspect theres a grot controlling from inside

[rancid shore]

the what now

[stuck crescent]

Is it the krieg, please say it's the krieg

[marsh iris]

Grotatouille

[rancid shore]

i got all the krieg fits

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[rancid shore]

but its....idk fun?

maybe im burnt out

i love darktide and wanna kleep playing but am unsure hwo to make it fun

[rain pilot]

the same way you make driving fun

[rancid shore]

that being?

[stuck crescent]

Driving is fun?

[rain pilot]

Whiskey

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[rancid shore]

nah

[stuck crescent]

Rum is soo much better

[rancid shore]

i need a fun party

[rain pilot]

I can't drink rum or a throw up

[stuck crescent]

Light weight

Drink the throw up

[rain pilot]

I can bottle vodka

the whole bottle of vodka straight up

[stuck crescent]

Vodka is just unfinished gin

And I'd see someone about that

[rain pilot]

Lies

[rain pilot]

Ozempic victim

I can't stomach alot of sweet anymore

Upside is I am in shape

[stuck crescent]

Define "fun" party?

[undone sparrow]

lies?

[stuck crescent]

CAU HI

[rain pilot]

😨

oh no

[undone sparrow]

only i get to lie not you

[dire kayak]

im alpharius

[undone sparrow]

hello alpharius

[rain pilot]

Lying is for cowards

[undone sparrow]

thats lie

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae, alpharius

[undone sparrow]

huh

[rain pilot]

I'mma morb you

[undone sparrow]

morb what

[stuck crescent]

Huh?

[rain pilot]

bingus

[dire kayak]

haiii alpharius

[rain pilot]

Alpharius

[undone sparrow]

greetings i am alpharius

[stuck crescent]

Wyt ti'n mynd i siarad Cymraeg?

[rain pilot]

Has Alpharius gotten better from the mission they did with Alpharius?

[rancid shore]

4 guys (me included) messing around and gaming

[undone sparrow]

well alparaius did gotten better with alpharaius

[rancid shore]

like those "funny moments" videos yknow?

where its just a group of friends gamign and chilling

[rain pilot]

I am always here bb

[lethal condor]

How do yall enjoy the new game mode ? Like not like somewhere in the middle ?

[rain pilot]

😘

[plain iron]

ok I've been coming back to the new mode every day or so

and holy fucking shit is it ass

[rancid shore]

decent

[plain iron]

you might as well try herding cats

[rain pilot]

I just want new guns ngl

[rancid shore]

same

[lethal condor]

What about a zack snyder warhammer him filming it not writting

[plain iron]

if I wanted to be livid I'd play the new mode

[rain pilot]

I want the Arbities flail dude

that thing got a long chain my god

[dire kayak]

i LOVE it

[undone sparrow]

john arbities

[rain pilot]

Let me get the image

[distant knot]

i absolutely dont

but thats rather the teammates that the modes fault

[plain iron]

me joining a lobby for the new mode:
" I dont know any of you and I don't want to, I hate all of you already"

[undone sparrow]

well if you see there i dont feel hate towards you

[plain iron]

wtf does that sentence mean

[undone sparrow]

figure it

[rain pilot]

So I was right and wrong

the flail wasn't what I thought but

it's a electricity flail

[woven sigil]

That is how I feel joining any lobby in Darktide tbh

[undone sparrow]

that is a lie

[unborn osprey]

So is there any like tech scrap difference playing on like malice rather than auric for the new missions

[woven sigil]

Is it though? I could be lying, I could also not be

You'll never know for sure

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie too

welcome back alpharius

[woven sigil]

Stop exposing me, Alpharius

[undone sparrow]

sorry alpharius

[woven sigil]

Not a clue

[unborn osprey]

I’m so tired of playing on auric it’s not fun at all

[worn quail]

In Malice it seems so yes

But in heresy+ I've seen no difference

[woven sigil]

Might I ask why?

[undone sparrow]

this is true

[worn quail]

So you can legit just run heresy and get the same amount of shit

Very fun y

[unborn osprey]

Because I get fucked in the ass every time

[undone sparrow]

first time a alpharius didnt lie

[undone sparrow]

this is true too wtf stop telling truth

[unborn osprey]

Ok ok good to know I’ve tried damnation and the difference was astounding

[molten charm]

Is this copium or do "super-gunners" really exist? Like i swear the occasional gunner just has perfect accuracy but most don't

[undone sparrow]

start lying now

[woven sigil]

Have you tried fucking the heretics in the ass instead? (make sure you wrap up first tho)

[worn quail]

They seem to

[worn quail]

Std

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie you have safe sex with nurglets

this is a lie too

[unborn osprey]

Yes yes I have but no 10 thousand crushers mauler and ragers all while being pinned down by gunners and snipers and pox bombers from time to time prevent you from being a top

[undone sparrow]

i cant stop lying help

[distant knot]

yes its like this sice 2 updates or so

its incredible

[unborn osprey]

No it’s not it’s like everything deals more damage it’s insane

[woven sigil]

I will give you that, there is indeed a Pox Bomber surplus at the moment in that mode

[distant knot]

and even in auric i get many teammates that just splitt off of the striketeam and die

then leave

[dire kayak]

this is also a lie alpharius

[unborn osprey]

You let your guard down for a second and some fodder rips through your toughness

[undone sparrow]

i know alpharius shh dont let them know

[woven sigil]

They gave everyone dodge linger vs ranged when Scum released, however they have since reverted it, so you cannot just dance through Gunner fire any longer

[unborn osprey]

HUH?????

[undone sparrow]

greetings i am Long John there is impostor among us

[unborn osprey]

WHO ARE YOU

[undone sparrow]

impostor

take this heretic

[woven sigil]

Where is Short John, he was cooler

[undone sparrow]

i eat it

[unborn osprey]

Screw you too >:/

[undone sparrow]

i am not alpharius

i am Long John

[woven sigil]

That's a bit blunt for this chat is it not?

[undone sparrow]

please its not alpharius

[unborn osprey]

I am a well spoken and refined gentleman I would never be this blunt

[undone sparrow]

hey shut up impostor

you are heretic

[woven sigil]

Well that makes for two of us Together we elevate the chat beyond these mere peasents

[unborn osprey]

🙄

[undone sparrow]

and i like playing aurlic mode i am not weak

you are impostor

[unborn osprey]

Indeed

[undone sparrow]

greetings i am Stim-Shady there is impostor among us

[unborn osprey]

Imposter what imposter?

[undone sparrow]

be carefull alpharius there is impostor among us

[woven sigil]

You can tell who is who if you look closely, one of us is more literate than the other

[undone sparrow]

impostor feel thyself shame

[formal mortar]

One with close up of face is alphabets

[woven sigil]

Alphabets, lmao

[undone sparrow]

impostor

[formal mortar]

That's what my phone corrected it to

[undone sparrow]

[undone sparrow]

eat your phone

[formal mortar]

No

[undone sparrow]

i believe you you can eat your phone

[formal mortar]

Eating breakfast burritos to make me feel better after dealing with bad times in expeditions

[undone sparrow]

eat your bad times

[woven sigil]

You need to work on your ragebait, brother

[languid hazel]

What da heck is going on in here?

[undone sparrow]

shut up impostor

[formal mortar]

Nothing

[woven sigil]

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery

[formal mortar]

They're e-dating

[dire kayak]

just the usual alpharius

[undone sparrow]

with impostor? no thank ye

[marsh iris]

goodnight goofy chat

[formal mortar]

Someone is being a bit tsun

[undone sparrow]

are ye with impostor?

[woven sigil]

I think Alpharius would like that, but he could not afford me

[undone sparrow]

heretic

[lethal condor]

I extracted in my first heresy in the new mode

[modest flume]

Definitely not an Alpha Legion infiltration

actually nvm it is, but this is a lie

[formal mortar]

Which one is heresy?

Dif 1 or 2?

[dire kayak]

shhh dont tell them alpharius

[dire kayak]

diff 3

[modest flume]

3 I think

[undone sparrow]

yeah alpharius stop reveal missons

[woven sigil]

It's the one which feels like a circus

[undone sparrow]

im with him he is right

well alpharius did you do you chores today?

[nocturne bloom]

I finally found a 4 pack of the Jones Soda Sunset Sasparilla

[dire kayak]

wait which one is alpharius again?

[modest flume]

that one

[nocturne bloom]

Its like $10 for a single bottle

[modest flume]

That is also a lie

[dire kayak]

thank you alpharius

[tawdry edge]

the bald one

with a spear

[formal mortar]

The short ones

Alpharius is shorter than the others

[tawdry edge]

yeah

[dire kayak]

im the shortest of chaos gods imperial citizens

[undone sparrow]

hey hey stop lying without me

[tawdry edge]

Alpharius I am so sorry but this isn't a lie

Everbody knows ur funsized

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[woven sigil]

I belive the correct definition for a short man is; "manlet"

[undone sparrow]

goodjob alpharius

[tawdry edge]

🤏

Alpharius size

[undone sparrow]

goodjob alpharius do it more

[limpid vigil]

i have to confess something

i made my arbites look like commisioner gordon

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[tawdry edge]

Who the fuck is Gorodon

[limpid vigil]

commisioner gordon's cousin who's parents are dyslexic

[tawdry edge]

[limpid vigil]

Fr tho autocorrect is my bane

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[limpid vigil]

chviken butt

[delicate vapor]

[languid hazel]

I hate being sober

[undone sparrow]

greetings i am Neopolitanfanboy-6383050829

we got impostor among us

[tawdry edge]

[delicate vapor]

[undone sparrow]

yeah good answer man i am not alpharius

[woven sigil]

So do I, but unfortunately it is a requirement of the modern world

[lethal condor]

There's TORNADOS in the new game mode ok this game mode is kinda cool

[languid hazel]

It’s moreso that life is fucking miserable when I’m sober

I can’t stand my family sometimes

[undone sparrow]

drink your father

[languid hazel]

And I can’t stand the world as a whole all the time

[cobalt lichen]

Haven’t seen them yet. Sounds spicy

[languid hazel]

No

[undone sparrow]

yes

[languid hazel]

Just no

[undone sparrow]

drink your mother then

[languid hazel]

Also no

[undone sparrow]

well drink something

[woven sigil]

I'm sorry to hear that, maybe you can sit them instead

[languid hazel]

I drink water and eat edibles

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[languid hazel]

I’m out of edibles

[lethal condor]

It can suck you up and throw you across the map cool part it dosent kill u

[cobalt lichen]

lmao cool

[undone sparrow]

buymoreedibles also i am not alpharius

[languid hazel]

I will once I have money

[plain iron]

#darktide-pics-vids message

[languid hazel]

-# not that I even get to use all of MY money on myself

[woven sigil]

Ahh yes, the frame bamboozle

[plain iron]

buy less edibles

[languid hazel]

No

[woven sigil]

Apparently Fatshark know and will fix it

[undone sparrow]

buy more buy every edibles

[rain pilot]

When the population goes down I will

[plain iron]

after Easter I assume

[woven sigil]

Knowing Fatshark, in about 6 months

[dire kayak]

i love the new illuminate so much

[languid hazel]

Same

[rain pilot]

I'd prefer the whip for Arbities ngl

the Electro-flail

[undone sparrow]

eat arbities

[woven sigil]

And I would prefer to be whipped by Arbites, but we can't all have nice things

[slate skiff]

why did they make an extraction mode when we dont have any item slots besides weapons which we craft ourselves

[dire kayak]

i wonder what theyre doing with seasse

[slate skiff]

those resources could've been spent making a new map for havoc

[rain pilot]

If I get what I want you get what you want

[woven sigil]

[languid hazel]

“New map for havoc” so you mean a regular ass map?

[slate skiff]

yeah or make havoc 45

[rain pilot]

Funny that the Arbities main is getting meds for their anger issues

[woven sigil]

Havoc can't be un-fucked at this point, I'm glad they've chosen something else

[rain pilot]

[tender horizon]

Havoc being unfucked means the engine has to be unfucked

So good luck with that one FS

[woven sigil]

Yes, also true

[languid hazel]

Fatshark should take the game offline for like a month to fix everything

[rain pilot]

ngl Arbities will be my main going forward because I like being a Judge Dredd clone

[woven sigil]

Shame, shame on you

[rain pilot]

and suits my bodyguard playstyle with the stun build

[cobalt lichen]

My Arbitrator Dredd remains my favourite class to play

[dire kayak]

add the karnak twins to havoc

[slate skiff]

ive tried every other class but ogryn will always be my main

[undone sparrow]

brother thats is not gonna happen

[rain pilot]

I like stunning to keep my team from dying

[languid hazel]

Sister*

[undone sparrow]

they will fix some shit yeah but not gonna fix all bugs

[rain pilot]

I call women brother

I call men brother

[undone sparrow]

i call eveyone brother

[rain pilot]

Know your place, trash

🚬

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[cosmic burrow]

already there

[woven sigil]

This was a lie

[plain iron]

so which one is the bugged one

[woven sigil]

Yes.

[plain iron]

ok sis

[slate skiff]

so have the wardens kept this insane asylum in control or is there a hole in the wall as uj

[rain pilot]

Slay

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[rain pilot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iTnkzdt1mw&rco=1 Me when necrons are discussed in the chat

[dire kayak]

should i use a techdiver or regular loadout to beat up some squids?

[woven sigil]

I hope you're not implying that we're all insane. You should be observing that, not guessing it.

[obsidian wren]

Give ogryn more melee and ranged diversity now

[undone sparrow]

give ogryn some love

[dire kayak]

i give him plenty of love i kiss him goodnight

[obsidian wren]

We ogryn mains deserve it for sacrificing ourselves to save lil uns

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie you beat your ogryns you monster

[woven sigil]

Of late it seems to have been the other way round, pal

[obsidian wren]

Since when

[woven sigil]

Since the Ogryn rework before the recent one

Ogryn players getting yet another class update and still complaining their lives are hard 😔

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[zealous shadow]

rest in peace chuck norris

[obsidian wren]

All good and loyal ogryns dont complain

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[obsidian wren]

Youre thinking of the keyboard warrior ogryns that have shitty loadouts then blame their death on the psyker carrying

I am a good ogryn

[woven sigil]

#general-chat message

[obsidian wren]

What does asking for more diversity have to do with a skill issue

No correlation

Been using the same 12 weapons for for lots of time and it begins to get a bit stale

Yes its fun but dont act like it doesnt get repititive

[woven sigil]

Me thinks the maiden doth protest too much

[undone sparrow]

good rage-bait welcome back alpharius

[obsidian wren]

It isnt rage bait if nobody gets angry

[woven sigil]

Thank you, Alpharius

[dire kayak]

i love how intense the new mission is

its so funnn

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[tired inlet]

Ogryns with +wound curios are an enigma

[obsidian wren]

Its a waste when you could have toughness instead

Or more stamina

[tired inlet]

Anyway here's an Ogryn Charonite Power Klaw
https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Ogryn_Charonite

It could be a "shredder" type weapon like the chainsword

[obsidian wren]

2000+ hours on vermintide 2 and 600+ hours in darktide have taught me how to be a good teammate

Specifically ironbreaker bardin, training me to be a good ogryn

[tired inlet]

these stairs go up

[obsidian wren]

Ah i miss hearing kruber and bardin sing together in the wastes

[south valve]

Where did we come from

[tired inlet]

zealot and arbites sing; so does the psyker
Zealot even has an accordion

[south valve]

Arbites sing??

[undone sparrow]

no he is lying

[south valve]

👀

[undone sparrow]

trust me

[tired inlet]

He plays the Harpsicord and everything

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[lethal condor]

Anyone else enjoy the new game mode . Or is it just me in my own world

[undone sparrow]

i did not enjoy it (this is a lie too)

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KPqfqd3JNH0

[undone sparrow]

this proof nothing this is a lie

[south valve]

Which personality?

authoritarian I'm guessing

[tired inlet]

yup

[south valve]

I want to hear them sing together SO BADLY

I know James Alexander sang a song as the zealot, but still

[undone sparrow]

they did sing gang-gang style you can trust me

[south valve]

Send

[undone sparrow]

find yourself

[lethal condor]

Lol so u do secretly enjoy it

[undone sparrow]

i did not

[lethal condor]

Or did you 🤔

[undone sparrow]

let me break out to you

[south valve]

Let me break it down

Rannick dancing gif

[rain pilot]

Sandstorm plays

[undone sparrow]

i think you cant send gif here

[south valve]

The mods can

but I don't wanna ping them for trivial things

[undone sparrow]

is hank mod?

[south valve]

Yes

[undone sparrow]

@hank HANK GET OVER HERE I NEED HELP

[south valve]

HAAANNK

[undone sparrow]

@obtuse oak HANK HELP ME NEED HELP

[rain pilot]

the hanker janker

[south valve]

DON'T ABBREVIATE SOUTH AMERICA

Oh fuck

you actually did it

[undone sparrow]

indeed i did

[rain pilot]

@obtuse oak You are loved and important

[south valve]

I have no involvement in this

let it be known

[rain pilot]

I know Painted

[undone sparrow]

maybe maybe not

[rain pilot]

Compliments aren't your thing

[south valve]

Hank just went offline lol

[woven sigil]

Are you surprised?

[south valve]

Oh no, nvm

[rain pilot]

Baka

[south valve]

Walt

you sussy baka

[undone sparrow]

hank doesnt love me i guess

[south valve]

This is true

[rain pilot]

well yeah

[undone sparrow]

maybe i loved him

[rain pilot]

Most certainly not

[south valve]

Toxic yaoi?

[rain pilot]

You are Alpharius

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[undone sparrow]

this is a lie

[rain pilot]

This is a gay

[undone sparrow]

this is true

[undone sparrow]

hmm gifs

HANK I NEED YOU

I NEED GIFS HANK

PLEASE

[little marten]

Sorry chief gonna take a shot in the dark and say it’s not happening

[tired inlet]

o/ Over the mountain, over the mountain o/

[undone sparrow]

hank alpha legion need gifs hank hear me

[little marten]

[undone sparrow]

what the hell is this xd

[rain pilot]

THEY REMOVED THE GRAIL KNIGHT STICKER

ZEUSSSSSSS

[feral vessel]

I really want to stay at your house.

[rain pilot]

yo?

[feral vessel]

Make what you will of that..

[bitter matrix]

💔

[undone sparrow]

this is a
infiltration tactics

[rain pilot]

Eating home made food and watching memes

[undone sparrow]

carry on alpharius

[rain pilot]

Oh no

[cobalt lichen]

no
plant

[rain pilot]

My mental illness is either acting up or lag

[cobalt lichen]

i am so bad at keeping plants that even you would die

[feral vessel]

But I asked reaaaallly nicely.

[feral vessel]

Ironically, I'm also bad at keeping plants.