general-chat

[visual vortex]

Exholocation

[little marten]

Imma buss in about 15

[visual vortex]

That's why i have some typos

[green vector]

I see u conrad

[oak nexus]

what up

btw my game is fucked

[green vector]

Boutta inhale some Chinese food

[oak nexus]

HELL YEA

[little marten]

What’s the order

[rustic crescent]

what's this unlocking grid point stuff?

[green vector]

Sweet and sour chicken Cantonese style egg fry rice prawn crackers

[oak nexus]

play game to unlock more game

[stuck crescent]

Wish I could eat rice

[visual vortex]

Prawn crzckers

[little marten]

Swap with pork fried rice and BASED

[visual vortex]

🤤

[oak nexus]

I hope its the most tastiest chinese food ever gamer

[green vector]

Ty chad

[rustic crescent]

i heard flushing ny has great chinese food. gotta do that dive

[oak nexus]

wait, why does the UK have such good chinese food

is there a good amount of chinese residents?

[rustic crescent]

quality ingredients?

[green vector]

Yeah

[little marten]

Our bastardised foreign takeaways are the best in the world

[green vector]

Foreign food here is bussin

[blazing ibex]

You'd be correct

[little marten]

Except Mexican food we SUCK

[oak nexus]

lethal also british!?

[little marten]

AND BBQ

[oak nexus]

god I LOVE BBQ

[green vector]

I've found 1 good BBQ place and it was in Edinburgh

[oak nexus]

going to a rib place Saturday

[green vector]

I need to go back

[little marten]

U.K. dads spend all year bigging up bbq weather to all stand around a gas bbq and glaze each other over hockey pucks

[rustic crescent]

i once made orange chicken sauce and it tasted better than most crappy stuff around here.

[oak nexus]

I LOVE THE BONDING SHARED OVER GRILLIN

WRAH

[little marten]

Ooh I need to get to Scotland at some part

[green vector]

😂

[green vector]

It's called Bubba Q

Fucking genius name btw

[little marten]

“DAVE WHERES THE FUCKIN’ RICHMOMDS YOU KNOW I DONT EAT THAT BUTCHERS SHIT”

[green vector]

UK BBQ is indeed dogshit

😭

[nocturne bloom]

Have you seen their french fries? Looks like a undercooked baked potato

[twilit cape]

so has anyone had a bug with clandestium gloriana on Havoc like I just had where at the very start there's just already a hoard of enemies there including a boss? I'm wondering if maybe one of the Hav modifiers broke something with the map or if it was just a freak accident glitch

[jaunty path]

No that's havoc

🥀

Chasm gloriana and havoc DO NOT mix at all

Don't know why tf they added it

[twilit cape]

you joke but that has never happened with clandestium gloriana before when I played it

I mean as in literally the second I spawned in

[jaunty path]

Oh.

Was it a weakened boss

[twilit cape]

look in the clip channel to see what I mean

I didn't clip the boss but it was a chaos spawn

full one

#darktide-pics-vids

[low wharf]

thats not a bug, just havoc

[jaunty path]

Look in the clip channel

Thats some shit.

[twilit cape]

nah look at the clip

that ain't normal

[limpid vigil]

i gotta say - the new twin linked heavy stubbo? GOLD - it feels so good , so fast , so DAKKA

[jaunty path]

That isn't lucky at all

[nocturne bloom]

Havoc taught me all the doors in spawn areas can indeed shit enemies out the moment you load in

[limpid vigil]

Take it , use it , TRY IT

[jaunty path]

Remind me to always check havocs cuz no fucking way am I playing gloriana

Its a hellish map to begin with

Cuz

THAT FIRST PART FUCKING SUCKS

[limpid vigil]

Wich map is that?

[jaunty path]

SOMEONE ALWAYS GOEA OFF THE EDGE

[nocturne bloom]

Its peak watch me carry map tho...

[twilit cape]

honestly I actually don't mind it too much of a map. Only the start and one spot where you can get double DH's blocking you suck

[limpid vigil]

I can never remember

[jaunty path]

Tossed off by a mutant

[twilit cape]

clandestium gloriana

the moebian steel one

[nocturne bloom]

Skill issue

[jaunty path]

Know the one with the edge easy to falll off

[limpid vigil]

Ah - snow aids

[jaunty path]

Yeah

[limpid vigil]

I know that one well

[jaunty path]

Pure aids

[limpid vigil]

Honestly i wonder what map is the best for havocs

by that i mean fast and easy

prolly chasm station?

The 1st campaign mission one

with the boss at the end

[dire kayak]

hoouuggghhh

this knight castellan is tiring to assemble

[jaunty path]

One made for havocs honestly.

The best ones are ones with good cover and enough space to go in a full circle

[visual vortex]

Why is youtube givimg me weird Vtuber asmr viideos

🫩

[south valve]

That's based on what you watch already

👁️ 👁️

[visual vortex]

I was watching the shrek

[nocturne bloom]

Its also based on who you subbed to recently

[visual vortex]

Hsng on let me see my history

[visual vortex]

I havent subbed to anyone in like 3 months

[south valve]

Suuurreee

I believe you

[visual vortex]

My most frequent video isnone called "zobi"

[green vector]

i heard youre mr e's biggest fan

[visual vortex]

No

I love tanner

[visual vortex]

Me and all 50 other ollpheists garher around at the back of the short bus

And watch tanner rant incoherently on the big screen

[green vector]

[south valve]

I've never seen a video where he isn't angrily complaining about something

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[lethal condor]

I tried the new mode its lit and crazy actually really good so far 🔥 its different

[visual vortex]

Yeah

🪵

🔥

[lethal condor]

But .... couldnt beat the new game mode tho still not ready

[visual vortex]

Sometimes it's easier to just ignore enemies

[green vector]

you lvl 30 yet?

[lethal condor]

Do i hsft to be max level to succeed ?

[green vector]

well you dont have to be

but its recommended

[lethal condor]

Level 24 or 5 zealot a level 16 arbtes

[green vector]

definitely better to be 30 and have decent gear

[nocturne bloom]

Ive never seen a video with him

[south valve]

Probably forthe best

[green vector]

never met anyone called tanner who wasnt a complete toolbox

[neon agate]

I don't know anything about Tanner

I get all my info about the meta from the Ogryn who is in my walls

[green vector]

[thick mesa]

I’m really enjoying the new gamemode, the cosmetics are pretty neat but they will take a long time to get

[south valve]

Can I speak to him?

[neon agate]

He told me run brick only

[south valve]

I have some meta questions

[neon agate]

Uhhh sure

IDK I think his answers are peak

[south valve]

Playabe Rannick when, o' walldweller?

[neon agate]

He said in 2069

[wraith phoenix]

I want to ||send Adobe into the sun|| 🌞

[dire kayak]

ogryn fucks on deadside

im loving this

[green vector]

gets fucked more like

[neon agate]

I'm sorry what

[limber light]

today i embarrassed myself by ending a train mission on auric within 1 minute by shooting a pox burster on accident

[neon agate]

I mean

It's not your fault

The pox burster walked into your line of fire

[green vector]

that poxburster put 3 bullets in the back of his own head i swear

[limber light]

he ran into my line of fire alright (i run a shotgun build)

[pulsar rain]

New game mode is great, big fun - unironically love pretty much everything about it.

[limber light]

yeah it's great

my favourite thing is splitting up into duos and just quickly sweeping the map

[pulsar rain]

My favourite thing is to manifest grunt fantasy and guard the one with the most unique coloured title.

[green vector]

me too

[dire kayak]

i mean he does really well

[green vector]

are you using stubber?

[limber light]

i love ogryns

especially the buffed nuke

[green vector]

GRUNGLER

[dire kayak]

twin-linked heavy stubber

[neon agate]

So do you die in one hit?

[dire kayak]

its a cool weapon

[neon agate]

Yes the

[dire kayak]

but i also use bully club

[limber light]

I'm really bad at ogryn though

[green vector]

im using explodegryn and it can be rough

[green vector]

best emote ive ever seen

[neon agate]

Do what my friend and just turn Ogryn to vet

[neon agate]

He is my cat in MH Wilds and he is also my character in BG3

[pulsar rain]

Nope, like 5 I think!

[neon agate]

Not a true grunt

[pulsar rain]

[neon agate]

You need to just explode from one hit

[limber light]

i run vets who pair well with ogryns 🙏

[neon agate]

Like not even down

Just die

If you get once you just fooking die

[limber light]

gibbed

[neon agate]

(JK JK, that seems really fun. I think RP in games need to be brought back)

[neon agate]

Do you sit on the Ogryn's back

[green vector]

i rp on my ogryn by spamming for the empreh every 5 seconds

[fossil venture]

what are some hot builds after the update earlier?

[rain pilot]

Ba ba boi

[neon agate]

Uhhh

TBH it's mainly hive scum that got the most changes and ranged Ogryn

[rain pilot]

Uhhhh

[neon agate]

Most other builds are kinda the same

[rain pilot]

And bugs

FatShark Fat Bugs

[fossil venture]

noice okay thanks, i thought it was a bigger overhaul

[neon agate]

Shout vet and shield psyker got some changes, but that's it

[stuck crescent]

Recon las on vet with the new cleave node is fun

[rain pilot]

And arbities

[neon agate]

Hive scum got changed MASSIVELY

So like

That is the big one

[rain pilot]

Scumming it

[neon agate]

Arbities mid capstone (not "mid" the one in the middle) got changed

[rain pilot]

Buffed*

[jaunty path]

guys....ragatha character AI just broke up with me...what do I do?

[pulsar rain]

I like the Recon Lasgun and the perk in the veteran tree that gives you Ranged Suppression, feels great to just install yourself behind a box, crouch, aim and get the stabilized thing that veteran gets and then just... shoot 222+ bullets into a group of unarmoured, bunched up heretics.

[stuck crescent]

Kick their arse

[south valve]

It's all ogre

😔

[river ingot]

its all ogryn

[neon agate]

Uhhhhh

Get a pet frog

[lethal condor]

Arbites for the win

[drowsy lynx]

Get a pet cheese

[neon agate]

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THANK YOU JAWA

[stuck crescent]

@sleek harness

[drowsy lynx]

We love cheeeeeeeese

[neon agate]

YES

[neon agate]

He doesn't like cheese that much

[stuck crescent]

I know

[drowsy lynx]

Fake rat or warpstone addict?

[south valve]

If I'm keeping track, this server has: a frog, a rat, a cat, a plant, a sheep, a fish, an orcka, a wolf and a shark

[stuck crescent]

And?

[south valve]

Let me know if I've missed anyone

[drowsy lynx]

Seaside farm chat

[lethal condor]

Im curious how you all like the new game mode

[stuck crescent]

Its ok

[south valve]

Crustacean?

[green vector]

its bussin

[south valve]

add that to the list

[drowsy lynx]

Hard to judge while the randoms are completely clueless on how to play it

[stuck crescent]

Needs crab

Love crab

[lethal condor]

Its pretty intense

[drowsy lynx]

The two matches I had with competent teams were fun though

[lethal condor]

Give it a week or so people will be on board eventually im sure

[green vector]

playing with someone defo makes it better

[midnight falcon]

We lost our crab

[stuck crescent]

That is sad

[drowsy lynx]

Very true this was the case with new maps and mortis trials when they dropped

[stuck crescent]

I am sad

Sad for crab

[drowsy lynx]

Even havoc while people got used to the idea that you can't just sprint ahead to revive

[lethal condor]

Im about to try the new game mode with my level 17 arbites I am about to regret this prob to low level

[midnight falcon]

I mean you’re arbites

[lethal condor]

Im going on malice tho

[sleek harness]

Skaven

You fucking dumbass

[midnight falcon]

It’s the most braindead class to boot atm, you should be fine

[sleek harness]

You also forgot Missus

The demon

[neon agate]

We have a second frog. My frog brother

[jaunty path]

arbites kills everything

dont worry

[lethal condor]

Im Invincible i know

[south valve]

Hold on then

[jaunty path]

what did you just say.....

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[south valve]

2 frogs, a "skaven", a cat, a plant, a sheep, a fish, an orcka, a wolf, a crab and a shark

[midnight falcon]

Stop

[drowsy lynx]

Wow embed fail laugh at this user

[sleek harness]

I think he's invisible

[sour oyster]

thanks fart shart i got 2 cosmetics now that i can put on top of my cosmetics now

[green vector]

turns out

[drowsy lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[south valve]

If the show's called invincible, then why can I see it?

[green vector]

lil monkey fella

[sour oyster]

https://i.imgur.com/uPJxbIw.png

[green vector]

cant click imgur links in the uk

[river ingot]

the real oppression

[midnight falcon]

Dude is gonna get a musket shot through his window for looking at memes without a license

[green vector]

gonna need id just to login to my pc in a couple years

[jaunty path]

nah

all pcs gonna require a fucking camera

[midnight falcon]

Dude’s toothbrush is spying on him

[green vector]

[plush ginkgo]

"lost connection due to an error. enjoy your seizures."

[oak nexus]

im not woried about my webcam caputring me cause it does not even work

[stuck crescent]

Rat

Its da rat

[oak nexus]

are rats "cheesed to meet you" or more evil

[oak nexus]

done vacuuming and takin care of da pigs

time to fix darktide now

[stuck crescent]

Going out

[south valve]

you have pigs?

[oak nexus]

guinea pigs :3

my LADS

[south valve]

oh right, your pfp

I should have put that together

[oak nexus]

all good my glorious lexual

[stuck crescent]

@south valve

[south valve]

👀

[whole glade]

gruh

[stuck crescent]

Why no sauce?

Why no sauce with pasta

[south valve]

I don't like the sauce

It tastes

🤮

[neon agate]

My father uses cheese sauce with pasta sometimes

[stuck crescent]

Not even oil and garlic?

[south valve]

This might be heresy

but I put salt on it sometimes

[south valve]

Like nacho cheese?

[stuck crescent]

There's a certain stereotype, and you are not helping

[neon agate]

He makes his own cheese sauce

Like how they have it in Monster Hunter

[south valve]

British people like bland food?

Kinda fair

[south valve]

Oh right

[stuck crescent]

Dead on

[south valve]

I tried Japanese food the other week

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[south valve]

Tasted VERY different to what I'm used to

but I didn't hate it

[stuck crescent]

Just can't eat rice

[rain pilot]

Paint

[south valve]

Why not?

[south valve]

Jest

[rain pilot]

Might be getting schizophrenic meds

[stuck crescent]

Krieg_Hater

[stuck crescent]

Dont know, always get horribly ill after

[south valve]

I've never heard of a rice allergy before

if that's what it is

[lethal condor]

Arbites is good at surviving on the new game mode. Not bad game mode at all very crazy

[south valve]

Arbites is great because they can hold a position

and they're otherwise just really strong

[oak nexus]

arbiddie

[south valve]

I guess this might be the last time we all speak to you then

[oak nexus]

Painted what is your dogs name (in tide) (and also irl if you have one)

[green vector]

omfg still cant load without mods crashing

[south valve]

Well my Arbites is Phelps, named after Cole Phelps from LA Noire

[green vector]

guess im playing shittide vanilla

[south valve]

so I called my dog Bekowski, who's a side character

[shrewd oak]

did they fix the greek letters being wrong?

[stiff elbow]

what class should i play next after i finish scum

i've been thinking of doing a psyker

[green vector]

not yet

still in known issues

[stiff elbow]

is that rlly an issue tho

[shrewd oak]

?

yes?

[south valve]

Barkowski was right there, man

something about this server just bring bad puns out of me

[stiff elbow]

compared to like everything else wrong with expedition

[shrewd oak]

it's a text change?

[green vector]

dont think its a priority considering about 20 things crash the game atm

[stiff elbow]

yeah

[green vector]

[stiff elbow]

we got bigger fish to fry. . .

[rain pilot]

Lmao I can tell what is real or not

I just need something for the stress

[south valve]

Are you sure you can?

[rain pilot]

Bingus

[south valve]

I'm just a figment of your imagination

[rain pilot]

If you were you would be sweeter and cooler

🚬 🔥

[south valve]

I'm as sweet and cool as I can get

just

like

ice cream

[rain pilot]

You have a long way to go

[south valve]

Bit rude

[rain pilot]

Bit rude trying to trick a schizophrenic :p

[south valve]

Trick?

[rain pilot]

Yes

Ya silly cop

[green vector]

@limber light you loading into a game with an ogryn rn?

[rain pilot]

4 stack range ogryn

The firing squad

The heavy weapon guys

[whole glade]

EEE my models are getting shipped on saturdayyyy

[pseudo fjord]

love that this game bans certain words in names but the brutal death and destruction and violence in the game is fine smh

[blazing shadow]

Spawn on this game mode seems made it by 10 years old kid using ai for code writting

[stiff elbow]

you can disable the filter in your settings

[green vector]

words bad

murder good

[stiff elbow]

unless ur trying to call someone a slur or something

[limpid vigil]

Just played some revolver vet and who boy is this fun!

[pseudo fjord]

I just want my character name to be "crackheadjohnwick" but it fails validation

[limpid vigil]

I never had so many killmarker sounds one after another

That mushy pop is so gooood

[pseudo fjord]

stimmheadjohnwick also fails for some fucking reason

[stiff elbow]

maybe its too long

[pseudo fjord]

18 is the max and it fits

[white furnace]

probably because it has johnwick in the name

try jon

[pseudo fjord]

NOPE

[south valve]

I love revolver

[pseudo fjord]

cool fatshark

Stimm is a word in the fucking game....

[stiff elbow]

yall know that organ trim that plays on the morningstar

thats so fire

[south valve]

I want it to go back to the before HS music

[pseudo fjord]

"StimmheadJohnWikk" worked

what the actual fuck

[green vector]

stimmhead

[limpid vigil]

Maybe cuz john wick is a copyrighted thing it won't let ya

[thin wagon]

Oooh mayhaps

[stiff elbow]

i've seen people name their arbites "JudgeDredd"

[rocky aspen]

Maybe cuz you just ain't the one, the only John Wick

[stiff elbow]

GW is very stingy about copyright

[pseudo fjord]

JudgeDredd should def be banned then. My Arbites is Wallace and Gromit

[stiff elbow]

just name ur hivescum something normal

like

bethany or something

[pseudo fjord]

I had Iliketohivecvm before

[stiff elbow]

🤷🏽‍♀️

[pseudo fjord]

the irony of censorship

[stiff elbow]

i dont know why "johnwick" is such an issue to the filter

[tender horizon]

I named mine Jacket

[stiff elbow]

mine is Jazz

cus she's Jazzy

[pseudo fjord]

I should've tried John Hick

[stiff elbow]

you can change it!!

if u go to oska krall

[pseudo fjord]

I'm loading into a game now

so after

[twin dirge]

Mine is FiveHunderedStimms

[limber light]

onto arbitrator

i dont really play ogryn much

[green vector]

nah there was a dude called dorsworth

im ogryn rn

[dire kayak]

meow

[green vector]

but it aint you

[fierce stump]

I don’t. I don’t think it works. Too chaotic, if anything it highlights the flaws in the squad. One doesn’t know what to do, one does everything. Others just kill mobs.

[lethal condor]

I did it i beat the new game modeeeee arbites for the win .

[limpid vigil]

I am vet - i snipe specials. That is my job. I shall know no fear. I shall not know surrender. This is my post and i shall guard it with my life.

[amber delta]

I still haven't managed to queue into a game that was just starting, every time I get connected to a botched run half people downed, bunch of elites on my ass

[stiff elbow]

im foaming at the mouth rn

tired of wasting all my ingots on useless curios 😡

[lethal condor]

After beating the new mode pretty solid 👌

[narrow ledge]

any1 elses textures not loading after update?

[astral basin]

My phone isn’t phoning

[dusky otter]

Isn’t anyone else getting matchmaking fail can’t find people at all

[green vector]

need tape recorder voice

[tender horizon]

Arms outstretched

[green vector]

please apply handcuffs

[blazing shadow]

is anyone playing with framegen?

i feel like trapers and snipers are way faster and i was wondering if somehow could be related to this

like if the attack timer when those npc makes the specific sound before attack were not correctly sync

[lethal condor]

Aquilas are actually super cheap most games would charge 15 20 bucks for 2100 of credits

[oak nexus]

who is trying to hit a wicked clip for some darktide vbucks with me

[nocturne bloom]

I believe I found the next handgun im going to buy

[neon agate]

In game?

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

[south valve]

What is it?

[nocturne bloom]

I wanted a Beretta and was thinking of the Px4 Storm

Cant really go wrong with it

[south valve]

I've never heard of that before but it looks cool after one google search

[thin wagon]

I'm a ruger man myself, but more power to ya

[nocturne bloom]

I have a lot of rugers

7

Iirc

[south valve]

The old gun?

[nocturne bloom]

Mostly P Series

[south valve]

looks WW2 esque

[thin wagon]

My favorite gun is my ruger PC carbine

[thin wagon]

My first handgun I fired with was a P89 DC

[nocturne bloom]

I like the older bulky p series ruger made

[pseudo fjord]

"crackheadjohnhick" does NOT work

[south valve]

John Hick

English theologian

[thin wagon]

Hick might be a bad word

[pseudo fjord]

this is insane

[thin wagon]

Yeaaaah

[south valve]

John Thick

[nocturne bloom]

I did buy a colt python last year

Was my first actual revolver

[thin wagon]

I want to get a Ruger Super Redhawk in 480 ruger.

[pseudo fjord]

I tried thick too

[thin wagon]

That's a hefty price tho

[pseudo fjord]

but the combo oof "hick" maybe

[nocturne bloom]

I was set on the python for my first

[thin wagon]

Colt is a classic

[nocturne bloom]

Colt actually sent me $100 for buying it too so I ended up getting a new one for $1500

Thats with blued and wood grips so thats a deal

[thin wagon]

I'm going to see what's available at the next gunshow near me. Luckily it's like every other weekend

[nocturne bloom]

I usually order my stuff or go check a few stores

Storm would end up being 700 and change

[pseudo fjord]

okay. game doesn't like variations of "crackhead" or "krakhead" except I was able to do "krakheddjohnwick"

[nocturne bloom]

I was originally going to get a 92 but those are too generic for me

Storm is just cool because its got that rotating barrel and recoil softeners

[ancient violet]

Daring aren't we today?

Reminds me of all the people who got banned for making Floyd "Jokes" when Arbi came out 😈

[green vector]

@oak nexus you playin?

[nocturne bloom]

Dt does have pretty crazy censorship. Couldn't even name the new classes my usual LamiaJunkie name because its "illegal" now

[pseudo fjord]

but hey slaughtering things violently is fine. words? those are the real killers

[oak nexus]

still pc trouble shootin 😭

[ancient violet]

Idk seems pretty lore accurate if you look at the Imperium

[narrow ledge]

the mr e vid is right, this update is so half baked, so is mortis and so is havoc, im really worried for vt3 and i hope fs get a new creative lead.

[oak nexus]

I am losing my mind with this fuck ass game man. It runs like SHIT bruh

[green vector]

it does tbf

like optimise your shit fatshark the fuck

[oak nexus]

played bf6 last night and forgot how good it runs

[green vector]

[oak nexus]

165 fps steady, max settings, 64x64 player lobby

like wtf

[narrow ledge]

hell let loose vietnam soon

[drowsy lynx]

Sloptimization

[oak nexus]

just run FSR bro

im seething

[green vector]

hell let loose runs like fucking shit too

[narrow ledge]

get better pc

[green vector]

5 head

[drowsy lynx]

It helps when your game map is small enough for a 10 vs 10 match

[ancient violet]

Mr E
Right

Pick one

[narrow ledge]

hes opinions are good most of the time

if tanner was here id agree with him

Tanner saved Ogryn

[ancient violet]

HAHAHAHHAHA 😬 👌🏻

Incredible bait 10/10

[green vector]

watching mr e vids

LOL

[ancient violet]

You really got me

[narrow ledge]

not bait if i belive it to be true

[dire nymph]

Damn people are not good with the new game mode

[ancient violet]

No no please, I already know it's ok

[hazy kestrel]

I just finished stocking coffee packs for a bunch of caffeine addicts and their shiny new machine.

Truly, this is the culmination of my 2 Bachelors and an MBA worth of education. :)

I’ve studied all my life for this moment

[open tulip]

hey guys is there a way to skip the battle for tertium campaign? And if yes how? I kinda remember there being something like some NPC or menu but i cant find it

[hazy kestrel]

Talk to Krall

Edit your character’s backstory

[open tulip]

Is it like, personality scourge?

[hazy kestrel]

Will be at the end

Yeah

[green vector]

servitor lookin ass

[hazy kestrel]

I’m fucking livid, boss.

[hazy kestrel]

But I got to keep my smile. :)

To keep my job

[green vector]

i know the feel bro

[hazy kestrel]

But you’re goddamn right if you think I’ll complain all the way.

[neon agate]

Think about it like this

Hammer got buffed

[hazy kestrel]

Barely

lol

I saw the “thammer buff”

[neon agate]

At least it got somewhat buffed lol

[hazy kestrel]

Just hit me with a rock at this point.

I barely notice a difference lol

[neon agate]

I mean

I haven't changed my arb's weapons for like

5 patches

[hazy kestrel]

Me rn

Thank you for the rock to my cranium. :)

[neon agate]

LMAO I'm sorry bro

But hey man it's almost saturday

[stiff elbow]

choom aint BUILT for the corpo ratrace

[tulip kettle]

Scum-Sock was killed :(

[stiff elbow]

it's over. . .

[neon agate]

My friend sent this I made it into a sticker

It's pretty funny

[tulip kettle]

It's over

[neon agate]

NUH UH

[tulip kettle]

[dire kayak]

i finally finished assembling my knight castellan

[green vector]

HUH

[neon agate]

YO

[neon agate]

Don't ask

Trust me she makes weird names lol

[green vector]

you got the best stickers and emotes

[neon agate]

This one is glorious

[neon agate]

This one is public ☝️

If you join DD2 server

(Darkest Dungeon 2)

[green vector]

i dont gots nitro sah

[neon agate]

I'm sorry bruv

I should join here more often lol

I am kinda busy with College though

[green vector]

life is pain

[neon agate]

Life is good you just need to not lose hope

[south valve]

LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE-

[neon agate]

I WILL NEVER LOSE HOPE

NEVER

[dire kayak]

i can't tell if i just licked glue, paint or superglue but i definitely licked something on my finger

[neon agate]

THE FROGGY REGIME WILL BE A BEACON OF HOPE

[hazy kestrel]

I had such high aspirations

[neon agate]

[hazy kestrel]

They are gone now

[south valve]

I hope the first or third one

[neon agate]

Uhhhh there is a fourth based on what you are saying

[green vector]

same bro

[neon agate]

Heorthu I will find a screenshto of the in Monster Hunter Wilds

[south valve]

"Abraham Lincoln would be Republican if he was alive today!"
"Abraham Lincoln would be Democrat if he was alive today!"

Abraham Lincoln if he was alive today: I am quite fond of standard shock maul

[tawdry edge]

shield....

[jaunty kayak]

They ruined it

Gave it a timer extension it didn’t need

[ornate ruin]

yeah

i dont feel the new mode

[elder merlin]

Ai?

[nocturne bloom]

I ordered the gun

Ive also gotten a compensater and light

[elder merlin]

Monster Hunter Wilds dlc is gonna add a variant of Chatacabra to whup your ass even more

[nocturne bloom]

Too bad I sit in one spot with Lance

Cant relate

[neon agate]

My archnemsis...

[elder merlin]

[neon agate]

Harder than Savage omega

[elder merlin]

Nothing is harder than that piece of shit

Yet...

[nocturne bloom]

Idk, the boss you fight to make custom weapons can be horrible depending on mission type

[dire kayak]

life is good so long as i have miniatures to paint

[lethal condor]

Did darktide just came up with a new genre of game genere . A extraction pve

[nocturne bloom]

Thats been a thing

[lethal condor]

Imagine a this but you have loot that you bring back with you like different wepons and different gear . A pve extraction looter shooter

[neon agate]

Bro has not fought chatacabra 16 stars

[nocturne bloom]

DTs gameplay isnt really anything new to be fair

[proper summit]

Hey Team, i have a problem, 2 players in my game troll us, me and my friend are dead, and the 2 players troll us and don't want revive us.. they are russian and are so toxic

[lethal condor]

Did I just stumble into a new world i never knew existed

[proper summit]

we need help for reporting these players

[lethal condor]

I know left 4 dead destiny type game

[nocturne bloom]

Id just leave

[proper summit]

no i want justice, they say some injures..

[dire kayak]

we do need more 40k games like darktide though, most of the setting is turn-based

[proper summit]

So i hate poeple toxic like that... its a PVE game... just want fun with my friend and we are in team with toxic and racist players...

[white furnace]

There is a report option otherwise mute and block them

and then move on

[ionic siren]

I have a friend who's having FPS issues with a rx 9070 is anyone else with the same card Experiencing any issues with the game after the recent update

[tulip kettle]

It's the name of my hive scum

[tulip kettle]

Most of them are from my gameplay 🥹

[proper summit]

already done ^^

[neon agate]

I only got one from you

Is this one

[tulip kettle]

Nuh uh

Liar

[neon agate]

YUH UH

[cobalt lichen]

also the name of the hive scum’s socks?

[neon agate]

I AM LITERALLY NOT

[tulip kettle]

Tsk tsk tsk

[cobalt lichen]

[neon agate]

You are lying to people you liar liar

Your pants is on fire

[tulip kettle]

Are*

[neon agate]

[neon agate]

FOOK

[tulip kettle]

Fuck you buddy

[neon agate]

FOOK YOU

[nocturne bloom]

Game just sucks with amd

Nothing new

[viral spear]

WHAT does a man have to do to get these expedition randoms to stop FUCKING SPLITTING UP

im losing my mind

[nocturne bloom]

Dont play with randos

[viral spear]

you take these nerds off a linear mission path and suddenly all teamwork and grouping up goes out the fucking window

[viral spear]

dont have friends that play this game/LFG NA kinda dead

[still plume]

is everyone else crashing constantly?

[thick mesa]

I wouldn’t say constantly but multiple times a session yes

[woven sigil]

Relax, take a deep breath and look at it like a free trip to the zoo

[drowsy lynx]

Only when the caffeine wears off every day

[viral spear]

i have lost 80% of my expedition runs

i cannot help but be upsetti spaghetti

[drowsy lynx]

How tho?

[thick mesa]

Try the buddy system, it’s hard to keep all four together with randoms but following one person might make it easier

[viral spear]

teammates being awful at grouping up, always splitting up and not communicating at all

[drowsy lynx]

Two teams of two seemed fine as well

[drowsy lynx]

Classic darktide pubs lol

[viral spear]

i try but often in the middle of a POI objective the other dude vanishes on me

[south valve]

What difficulty are you doing?

[green vector]

noob

got his ass

[viral spear]

i have done mostly damnation and heresy

i am considering malice

[south valve]

Fair

[drowsy lynx]

The people playing on heresy are such ass unfortunately

[woven sigil]

Well I mean, theres ya problem right there

Heresy is a circus

[drowsy lynx]

I'm sure damnation isn't much better

[green vector]

big true

[viral spear]

i do not feel good enough to play auric lol

[south valve]

My main problem is my team keep deciding that slow and steady wins the race when we have 30 seconds left

[green vector]

malice is a snoozefest and heresy is a fucking shambles

[south valve]

It's HELL

[green vector]

the difficulty difference is insane

[woven sigil]

Heresy is funny, if I want a good laugh i'll jump into one of those, kill myself off at the beginning and spectate the shitshow

[drowsy lynx]

Mine has been teams that decide 6 minutes left on the timer in zone 1 is cutting it close and it's time to depart with 200 remnants

[green vector]

just call in the extraction straight away

nothing stopping you

gj fatshark

[south valve]

lol

The two extremes

[viral spear]

i have seen level 200+s do things you wouldnt believe in heresy

its actually depressing me

[south valve]

I feel like 2-3 minutes is a good standard for when to leave

[viral spear]

i am convinced some of these guys put their little bros on or smth i swear

[south valve]

Speaking from very limited experience

[thick mesa]

I won my last expedition run because a mutant threw the last one standing into the valk

[woven sigil]

I mean in normal missions Ive not yet bothered to try the new mode because I hear it crashes all the time

[green vector]

alot of it has been fixed now i think

alot of the causes

[thick mesa]

You can’t get softlocked anymore

[green vector]

fat shark be actually doin they job

[thick mesa]

Yesterday I Essentially couldn’t play but they fixed it

[woven sigil]

Sounds like something a heretic would say

[green vector]

swedes when they have to work more than 2 hours a month

[viral spear]

I dont know what it is but Expedition randoms exist on a previously undiscovered spectrum of tardation separate from regular missions and its wack

[woven sigil]

Don't let our resident Slaaneshi Swede hear you say that

[viral spear]

give these mfs an open world and they think its helldivers smh

[woven sigil]

Now that just makes it appealing

[thick mesa]

You gotta kinda push people in the right direction with the communication wheel, or doing very minimal communication like suggesting when to enter a sanctuary or extract

[viral spear]

if you've ever wanted to see how tardigrades and single-cell organisms interact just play expeditions on heresy

[upper gale]

Just joined

[viral spear]

welcome to the 9th circle of hell

[upper gale]

Thanks

[south valve]

Your pfp is pfpeak

[green vector]

i like that cat

[upper gale]

Thanks

[upper gale]

So is urs bro

[stiff elbow]

hnrgh aurgh hnrgh aurgh hnrgh aurgh

[upper gale]

Thx

[grave depot]

does quickplay add any tech-remnants bonus or does it not have the buff for them?

[stiff elbow]

expedition is going to make me convulse

[woven sigil]

Well if its that much fun I should probably try it 😏

[south valve]

I'm not sure that's what convulse means

[thick mesa]

I’m afraid the gamemode will die off quickly even though I like it

[south valve]

If it doesn't say, I don't think so

[stiff elbow]

convulsing is not fun

[woven sigil]

God forgive someone has a sense of humor huh? 🙄

[south valve]

Sorry

[woven sigil]

Guess I'll go back to preaching the greatness of the British Empire then

[south valve]

I was hoping you'd come up with a follow up

[quick horizon]

The game {you have lost the game}

[woven sigil]

None that wouldn't be even more rude, sorry about that

[south valve]

Well now I'm intrigued

👀

[thick fog]

[woven sigil]

I'll let your imagination do the work

[south valve]

Aw man 😔

[delicate berry]

what means flak? cuz I have my game in polish

[south valve]

You can buy them with tech remnants

[green vector]

go in mission, stash a load of remnants up ye arse, leave

repeat

[south valve]

It's a type of armour

[thick mesa]

Collect a certain number of tech remnants per area

[south valve]

In the terminal menu, there should be red icons that you can click on

of the mission select screen

I'm really not explaining this as well as I could be

[stiff elbow]

grid-points have requirements to unlock them, usually via collecting a certain amount of tech-remnants in previous grid-points

[thick mesa]

It’s per area, so Alpha points unlock Beta so on and so forth

[green vector]

get ye remnants out for the lads

[thick mesa]

You couldn’t farm them in the lowest level section and get to Lamda

[river ingot]

remember to unlock remember points to unlock tech we already used to have

🙄

[celest ingot]

how to unlock 18 grid points? i have every single one unlocked already and thats 8

[green vector]

might be an update coming to introduce more

[thick mesa]

Does anyone know if say malice has less tech remnants than Auric?

[green vector]

idk

[green vector]

no

all the same iirc

[thick mesa]

So efficient penance progression pushes you towards low difficulties that’s kinda dumb

[celest ingot]

even fatshark wouldnt be stupid enough to introduce a penance you cant unlock

[stiff elbow]

you'd be surprised

[green vector]

according to the gigabrain redditors they said it rotates

[stiff elbow]

a ton of penances were broken a while back and didnt track any progress

[green vector]

but dunno frequency

like havoc

[celest ingot]

it doesnt rotate, its been the same since day one
and nowhere on steam nor forums did i see a mention of rotation

[stiff elbow]

there is nothing stating it rotates

[green vector]

brother its been 2 days

tf you mean its been the same since day one

[stiff elbow]

and rule 1 of darktide is that you never listen to redditors

[green vector]

[shell goblet]

honestly i was able to play two whole games before getting a crash so W update ig

[celest ingot]

thats different
they were broken, but theoretically unlockable
here its literally not possible

[south valve]

Like a full game crash or a game abort?

[celest ingot]

3

[shell goblet]

game just outright crashed for me mid mission

[green vector]

o soz 3

[stiff elbow]

🤷🏽‍♀️

[green vector]

[stiff elbow]

i dont think the grid-points rotate

[thick mesa]

How many tech remnants have you guys collected so far?

[south valve]

The internet has ruined my brain

[river ingot]

girl points???

[stiff elbow]

cus then that would upset the entire premise of unlocking grid-points with previous grid-points

[tulip kettle]

Tf am I supposed to extract from B with 3k 🥹

[stiff elbow]

the grid-points are, clearly, designedd to stay stagnant

and i think fatshark is going to release more in the future

[south valve]

I think it's 3k total, no?

[stiff elbow]

hence the 18 grid-point penance

[tulip kettle]

No. 3k in one thingy

[south valve]

so you can get them from doing the mission multiple times

[south valve]

Oh

wow

[stiff elbow]

"Acquire 3000 tech-remnants in a single mission on Grid-Point Beta"

[tulip kettle]

Closest I've had is 2873

[celest ingot]

58k

[south valve]

Is that a penance?

[stiff elbow]

no

its a grid-point unlock requirement

[south valve]

bit hard

[stiff elbow]

for grid-point gamma

[tulip kettle]

Or 7.5k from B all together

[green vector]

They said in the blog post that announced it that the grid will be reset periodically. They did not define the frequency though. I would guess a bit less often than once a week though given the current rate of grind for tech remnant unlocks of each zone.

according to reddit

literally nothing else online about it

[stiff elbow]

OR you can collect 7500 tech-remnants from grid point beta

[tulip kettle]

NOOOO

[stiff elbow]

to unlock gamma, that is

[tulip kettle]

FAH

[woven sigil]

It's a curse we all must bear in our own way

[south valve]

Is that your way of saying you don't understand what I mean?

which fair enough

[stiff elbow]

"The map will be changed at regular intervals, to ensure the mode stays fresh."

huh

[celest ingot]

the worst possible source of information
i guess i will look at the blog posts myself then

[dire kayak]

i love playing hd2 like a skitarii

[tulip kettle]

Maps change not resets on the challenge grid lol

[stiff elbow]

this is from the dev blog

[green vector]

go on then?

[tulip kettle]

OMG SAME
@neon agate can confirm

[coarse mirage]

where do i go to LFG

[woven sigil]

So either you start in a different place each week, or they've been cooking more for this mode than they're letting on

[green vector]

i literally just said i couldnt find anything else

[stiff elbow]

its probably just going to be that we start in a different place each week

[dire kayak]

you a techdiver too?

[tulip kettle]

Mhm

[stiff elbow]

i wouldnt get ur hopes up

[dire kayak]

YAY

[south valve]

In the channel, if you scroll down

[woven sigil]

My spidey senses tell me they have more coming, but in the meantime, yes, it will probably be that

[green vector]

theres modifiers in files called lightning strike and nurgle flies or some shit

[tulip kettle]

I'm guessing it's you get new maps but all grids stay unlocked

[coarse mirage]

those all say vox

[green vector]

so they'll probly just switch around the modifiers

[woven sigil]

Arc Raiders ass gamemode

[neon agate]

Yeah she does

[tulip kettle]

Arc raiders is ass tho so it's fine

[green vector]

ass raiders amirite guys

[dire kayak]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[celest ingot]

okay it is there

welp

time to wait then

[green vector]

turns out my reddit source was correct

check

mate

🤓

[woven sigil]

I dunno, had my fun with it, but the PvP has already started to become what every extraction shooter does; a playground for cheaters

[stiff elbow]

but WHEN will it cycle

every week?

[tulip kettle]

I just hate it tbh. Game feels way too repetitive and the player base is horrible

[south valve]

Every week seems to be the norm for other modes

[stiff elbow]

theres nothing in the terminal or the menu that alludes to it cycling

it looks pretty stagnant

[elder merlin]

Reset?

For what

[stiff elbow]

it'll change

meaning we'll get new gridpoints

[tulip kettle]

Paul Bunyon speaks

[woven sigil]

Again, normal extraction shooter things Toxic playerbase is part of that

[dire kayak]

10k

[elder merlin]

Aletta

[tulip kettle]

Nah I don't just mean toxic player base

[woven sigil]

I would bet on bi-weekly or monthly

[tulip kettle]

Hola

That's me

[green vector]

expeditions

[tulip kettle]

60, William

[green vector]

HUH

[elder merlin]

Yeah, but, what is the point of the gridpoints? They just new areas? I've only played the new mode once and i didnt really look over everything too extensively

[green vector]

more modifiers/longer missions

5 zones instead of 3 n shit

[tulip kettle]

They mocked us when we said the human body was the strongest of them all

[elder merlin]

Hnnmm

I see

[green vector]

[tulip kettle]

We trained relentlessly and now our bodies have achieved the pinnacle of human performance, with which we are able to crush our enemies!

[green vector]

mhm mhm

[tulip kettle]

We are SO much more agile and aerodynamic without the heavy uniforms constraining our glorious muscles. With Leslie’s unstoppable training regime, WE ARE IMPERVIOUS.

[green vector]

mmmmm

[tulip kettle]

That’s how we were able to charge through that ghostly gommage barrier and reach the Paintress. But it seems we’ve been wrong about what she is. "The Paintress" iconThe Paintress is just as trapped as we. The real terror lies beneath the Monolith.

[neon agate]

||It's a log in expedition 33, no it's not fake. It's real||

[green vector]

(im totally lost)

[tulip kettle]

The rest of Expedition 60 marched on to confront him, while I was tasked to warn "Lumière" iconLumière. But it seems I might have run out of time. One last swim separates me from Lumière, but even with my mighty muscles, I don’t know if I can outswim the "Gommage"

[woven sigil]

"From the moment I discovered the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me"

[dire kayak]

tomorrow i paint my knight castellan

[tulip kettle]

So here I write my final message. Bare naked muscles will save the world! And don’t waste time on the Paintress, aim for the bottom of the Monolith!

[neon agate]

||For context basically imagine if space marines got no diffed by a bunch of naked men||

||Throw in a chaos god as well||

[tulip kettle]

Hazy you smell

[woven sigil]

Хвала моноліту

[green vector]

sounds bussin

ive never played it

[tulip kettle]

Nah it's just a log

[neon agate]

NUH UH

[tulip kettle]

You don't play as them

[neon agate]

Yeah, think of it you read people's others attempts to win

[stiff elbow]

Yes

gridpoints are missions

you unlock gridpoints by collecting tech-remnants

[wraith phoenix]

Who am no diff?

Is this a gen skibidi speak? 🗣️

[little marten]

Hello Darktide gamers

[green vector]

no cap bussin

[amber delta]

6 7

[latent mist]

Hello Nurgle Gamer

[neon agate]

It is so long for me to explain and I have to spoil E33

Like the biggest spoiler

Like it's the equivalent of like ||telling everyone that that John Martson dies at the end of RD1|| DON'T CLICK ON THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED RD1

[little marten]

Work ya damn nag

[hazy kestrel]

I have returned from work.

I’m tired of this shit, pals.

[little marten]

Just in time.. the metaverse is dead

[dire kayak]

im going to bite you now

[neon agate]

Why?

ALSO YOU CANNOT DO THAT GOOBER

YOU CAN'T

[dire kayak]

i have not tasted the texture of frog in my mouth

[neon agate]

NO GOOBER DON'T

YOU CAN'T BITE ME

[languid hazel]

Bite Hazy

Dew it

[misty sequoia]

Wait do you get more tech remnants higher the difficulty in expeditions?

[amber delta]

chat I think I'm starting to dig expeditions

you just need a team thatss not completely clueless

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[south valve]

||but rdr2 is afterwards and he’s alive in that, so he’s can’t have died in the first one. Check mate, you can’t fool me /j||

[dire kayak]

-# bites you >:3

[amber delta]

if u bite me ur fat

[whole glade]

whats the chaos model equalivent to assualt intercessors? T-T

[south valve]

||Straight people can’t unspoil this||

[green vector]

time to kark my stubber

[amber delta]

are assault the jumppack ones

[whole glade]

NUH

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[woven sigil]

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

[whole glade]

thos are jumpack intercessors

[dire kayak]

those might only be in the horus heresy

[amber delta]

ah ok

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[whole glade]

i have 10 and i need to know wht to make em

[amber delta]

i think the closest csm thing would be legionnaires with melee options or chosen

[south valve]

Actually what happens if I

[amber delta]

dont think they have a close alternative

[south valve]

||👁️ ||

[whole glade]

gayy

GW gay confirmed

[neon agate]

NOOOOOOOOO

[south valve]

It doesn’t go huge, lame

[south valve]

Gay workshop

[green vector]

for the emprehhhhhhhhhhhh

[whole glade]

GAAYYY

[gilded tusk]

Randomly. favorite Warhammer games?

[woven sigil]

Darktide

[green vector]

[south valve]

Umm

[dire kayak]

uhhh

[green vector]

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