general-chat

[ember nimbus]

men actually have a monthly cycle, we just dont bleed

hes onto something

[gloomy tartan]

They looked like Barbie or some shit

It felt like meeting high elfs

Irl

[green vector]

is that why i wanna blow my shit clean off once a month

[gloomy tartan]

Just stunning lmao

[ember nimbus]

actually yes

[woven sigil]

I mean kinda... Go out once a month and get fucking trollied

[brazen pelican]

Swedish? The fucking worst.

[green vector]

[modern pike]

question, where do I like
actually see the twitch drops
cause I got the drops claimed and stuff

[void lark]

ever met a dutch woman?
man they are big

[green vector]

ive met loads of swedes while playing league

[ember nimbus]

not ingame yet

[green vector]

every single one was racist af

[ember nimbus]

probably next hotfix

[modern pike]

ah

[gloomy tartan]

They were two blondes that were super tall with blue eyes and looked so pretty it felt like meeting high elfs I think they said they were Swedish or Norwegian idk I forget

[brazen pelican]

Clinical lycanthropy.

[gloomy tartan]

We were the same age but they were so god damned tall

[woven sigil]

Isnt that just normal operating proceedure for league players?

[gloomy tartan]

Taller than me lol

[brazen pelican]

The fucking worst.

[void lark]

when I start my swedish friend about denmark or norway it always get spicy

[little marten]

He also binge watched solar weather YouTube channels

[ember nimbus]

dutch women 😭

my weakness

[brazen pelican]

Man, fuck those, as well.

[brave slate]

Yeah... I remember after hanging out with my grandpa when I was a kid my dad gave me a whole hourlong debrief deconstructing all his racist arguments A lot to take in as a 12 year old

[green vector]

there were some of us who weren't surprisingly

[woven sigil]

You must be Finnish

[brazen pelican]

Talking about flares and solar maximums and shit?

[gloomy tartan]

Man I was just saying it was trippy meeting tall pretty lady from very far away land y’all getting freak tide now

[brazen pelican]

No, Swedish.

[little marten]

Yeah he fucking loves it

[ember nimbus]

dutch people are freaky tall

[gloomy tartan]

They might of been Dutch idk

[dire kayak]

i wanna get genestealers

[void lark]

this is a warhammer server so there's nothing wrong with a bit of xenophobia I suppose

[gloomy tartan]

They looked like fucking models lmao

[woven sigil]

I only steal Levi's, sorry

[ember nimbus]

dutch people also talk like they have a frog in their throat at all times just like the scandinavians

[green vector]

nordic women are indeed something else

[brazen pelican]

Of course, vikings only brought back the hot ones.

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[woven sigil]

Explains a lot

[void lark]

met a girl from Flanders at a bar, that's like Dutch with their equivalent of a hillbilly accent

[dire kayak]

what tyranid do i get next

[brazen pelican]

Hive Tyrant.

Or Neurolictor.

[ember nimbus]

they are such a chill people with a way too silly language

[dire kayak]

hmmm,,,,

[ember nimbus]

roken is dodelijk

yeah alright buddy

[dire kayak]

the neurolictor does look quite cool

[void lark]

My boy donating his hard earned pay to Games Workshop

[green vector]

is that nurglish

[fair bridge]

poor old SSD is dying 😔

[gloomy tartan]

Slap it

Tell it to not die

[ember nimbus]

the nurgle language in the game does sound scarily like a mixture of dutch and german

[brave slate]

Dutch ppl and their fartkontrol. Always makes me laugh

[woven sigil]

I don't think we're in the 90s anymore

[void lark]

aren't we all the silly language persone of someone else at this point?

[ember nimbus]

except the anglos

[void lark]

nah, even the anglos have their silly language

[little marten]

Reject language.

Embrace a pheromone driven society.

[gloomy tartan]

The song “Running in the 90s” begs to differ

[brazen pelican]

They are really cute. :3

[dire kayak]

i might actually get some mechanicum

and mechanicus

[ember nimbus]

id wager english is the least silly tho

[green vector]

some what now

[void lark]

hearing someone speak english with one of those regional english accent is always super funny to me

[green vector]

[brazen pelican]

Nurgle pheromones?

[gloomy tartan]

I saw a woman burp once it was intense

[dire kayak]

the thanatar calix siege automata looks really cool

[grizzled plover]

What be the dumpstat on kickback

[dire kayak]

AUGH THE THALLAX COHORT LOOKS SICK

[little marten]

Imagine if you cut in front of me in a line and instead of me shouting at you I just spray you down with some nasty pheremone and you smell awful after haha!!

[gloomy tartan]

From your scent glands ?

[ember nimbus]

mobility

[brazen pelican]

Please no. :<

[little marten]

My scent hole

[green vector]

mobility

[woven sigil]

Jesus this just took a wild turn

[ember nimbus]

range is fine to dump too i think

[brazen pelican]

Also I would never cut in front of you. :>

[void lark]

I'm french so when the brits speak to me they do it in my language with their silly little accent
I watch then struggle because I refuse to speak English publicly out of pride

I love my life

[green vector]

wanna touch scent holes?

[brave slate]

Customer service will be even more hellish in a society with pheromone based communication

[gloomy tartan]

[dire kayak]

do i waste my money on the mechanicum combat force or buy belisarius cawl?

[little marten]

THIS IS WHAT JAMES CAMERON IS TOO SCARED TO SHOW IN AVATAR

[brazen pelican]

Classic French. Do you also only eat a singular egg for breakfast?

[ember nimbus]

they only have a silly little accent speaking to you because they have to speak in french

[woven sigil]

You're speaking english publically right now, fuckin poser Frenchman

[ember nimbus]

what a dark fate

truly

[gloomy tartan]

All phones become equipped with smell o vision

[void lark]

if a frenchman eats breakfast he's probably not french

[ember nimbus]

i wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy

[void lark]

my breakfast is an espresso and 2 cigarettes

[ember nimbus]

yeah hes french alright

[woven sigil]

Yeah, that checks out

[brazen pelican]

Well, as long as you don't eat more than or anything except an egg. Because one egg is un oeuf.

[gloomy tartan]

hides baguette

[dire kayak]

im tempted to start basing,,,

[void lark]

I am anonymous in this server, please don't revelate

[dire kayak]

teto reference?

[gloomy tartan]

Your a reference

To your parents

[void lark]

what's with the egg thing?

[gloomy tartan]

We all are

[woven sigil]

Jokes aside, France is a pretty based country, they keep the tradition of a good riot alive and well

[brazen pelican]

It's a pun. :<

[ember nimbus]

this

[gloomy tartan]

French fry

[ember nimbus]

i hate the french with a passion

[gloomy tartan]

Joan of arc was cool

[ember nimbus]

but their labor unions are based as heck

[brave slate]

If only the French could count properly they could have ruled the world

[void lark]

in french or in english?

[gloomy tartan]

Are you going to act like you don’t like the Disney movie ratatouille

[ember nimbus]

in germany we want more enslavement, in france they burn the streets down when their retirement age gets raised by 4 minutes

[brazen pelican]

Both. "un oeuf" sounds like "enough". One egg is un oeuf. :<

[green vector]

joan of arc was an absolute gigachad

[void lark]

no it does not

[gloomy tartan]

This

[brazen pelican]

:<

[little marten]

Do you think ratatouille is an appealing looking dish? I personally think it’s the weakest part of the movie

[ebon tinsel]

Fsr and FG still busted?

[brazen pelican]

I'm gonna hang out with the Brits, instead. They like my jokes. :<

[green vector]

repanse de lyonesse is my fav fantasy character because she's basically joan of arc

[ember nimbus]

its not about the appeal, its about the memories

[green vector]

[woven sigil]

Only if you bring the pretty women back, else no deal

[gloomy tartan]

She was also built like one because she grew up on a farm lol

[ember nimbus]

the movie was very clear on this

[gloomy tartan]

She had them farm boy muscles lmao

[void lark]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oer_IjfypLE get frenched me boy

[brazen pelican]

Not sure that is my call to make.

[green vector]

jacked women

[gloomy tartan]

She’s described as tan with short hair and jacked and not insanely hot

But everyone thought her confidence and kindness was super hot

[void lark]

if you don't know the french dunk on people who try to speak their language then you don't know anything about us

[gloomy tartan]

So a 6 or 7 became the village local 10

[little marten]

No I understand that but imagine if it was a hot dog

[brazen pelican]

This is why I'm visiting the UK this summer and not France.

[void lark]

fuck that's sad

[green vector]

where you visiting

[gloomy tartan]

I mean no one was a 10 back then

[void lark]

the uk

[green vector]

[void lark]

for summer

[woven sigil]

Make sure you pack your stab-vest

[ember nimbus]

well if he had big childhood memories about his mum preparing him hotdogs it wouldve made sense

[ember nimbus]

his mum made him ratatouille tho

[brazen pelican]

Nah, I'm packing a knife instead. The best defense is a good offense.

[void lark]

can you imagine?
"where did you go this summer? somewhere exotic?"
"the uk"

[woven sigil]

Spot the Zealot player

[south valve]

Just turn your AC-

[brave slate]

Not without a license

[little marten]

Poor guy 🙁 just get him a hotdog

[gloomy tartan]

The rich all had gout and syphilis back then

[brazen pelican]

No Warhammer World in France, so suck it.

[woven sigil]

He's outta line, but he's right

[ember nimbus]

its such a needlessly complicated dish too

[gloomy tartan]

If you were a villager you didn’t have that but you would probably die young cuz medicine sucked bsck then

[ember nimbus]

like most peasant dishes

[brazen pelican]

Only illegal if you get caught.

[ember nimbus]

they just invest so much time into the ingredients

[void lark]

we don't have that technology unlocked inFrance yet, we're stll on the open the windows strategically to create a draft meta

[gloomy tartan]

France should riot more

[south valve]

We do that here too

[gloomy tartan]

It tends to work out good

[little marten]

I guess it’s visually interesting for a Pixar movie

[ember nimbus]

it did look tasty af

[gloomy tartan]

You know what we should all do

[void lark]

your summertrip plan is to go to legoland?

[green vector]

the only legal self defence weapon the the uk is that red spray that marks people

[void lark]

I can respect that actualy

[woven sigil]

If we use the open window technique we have to wait years for the carpet to dry out

[brazen pelican]

No, that's in Denmark.

[gloomy tartan]

We should have trained chimps attack people who litter

[little marten]

Personally if I was a smart rat that could control someone from under their hat I’d probably choose Cardi B

[dire kayak]

i has a painting question if anyone actually does painting

[gloomy tartan]

The world is too dirty with trash

[whole glade]

i got mushroom mug, bowl and plate!!!

[gloomy tartan]

Let’s have recycle and use trash can or get mauled by chimp laws enacted

[void lark]

hang it outside

[dire kayak]

how do you do drybrushing? i always hear people say they use drybrushing for minis but nobody has told me how to do it

[woven sigil]

That just makes it infinitely worse

[void lark]

that's even sadder than the uk

[brazen pelican]

It's like painting, but it's dry.

[little marten]

Would you rather be a talented rat or a talentless human?

[woven sigil]

Well I'm already one of those things

[stiff elbow]

we should divide europe up into strict borders based on exploitative conveinence with no regards to economic or cultural divides

[dire kayak]

talented rat im literally just a skaven

[gloomy tartan]

How Talented we talking

[brazen pelican]

If you combine both, do you get @sleek harness?

[stiff elbow]

how talented

[void lark]

how talentless?

[stiff elbow]

can i do cool tricks

[void lark]

I'm already one of those

[little marten]

Genius level talented

[stiff elbow]

i think i'd rather be a talentless human

[little marten]

Like you could do ANYTHING (specialised ofc not everything)

[gloomy tartan]

Genius for a rat or for a human

[brave slate]

Lifespan of this talented rat body?

[woven sigil]

I'll stick to being a dumbass, sounds like its less work

[void lark]

genius for a rat or for a human?

[sleek harness]

I will murder the both of you

[little marten]

Like you could be a doctor rat or a astronaut rat

[green vector]

hard work beats talent when talent doesnt work hard so i choose human

[brazen pelican]

Black rat or Brown rat?

[green vector]

[gloomy tartan]

Am I a genius compared to human intelligence ?

[void lark]

don't be racist

[sleek harness]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Or other rats

[little marten]

Genius in human sense

[gloomy tartan]

Damn….

That’s a hard one bro

[stiff elbow]

can i fling my piss and shit at people

as a rat

[brave slate]

So you could be a doctor rat performing unethical experiments on labhumans?

[gloomy tartan]

Skaven what’s your view on this?

[void lark]

what can a genius rat do about it's gift though?

[gloomy tartan]

Your a smart Skaven

[woven sigil]

You can do that as a human, but I wouldn't recommend it

[void lark]

if it's just a rat with a normal rat body being genius on a human level means nothing

[sleek harness]

Rats ≠ Skaven

Get it right

[stiff elbow]

i wouldnt be good at it as a human

[gloomy tartan]

Communicate

[stiff elbow]

because im talentless

[void lark]

whereas being a talentless human I can still ragebait people on the internet

[little marten]

You don’t need to be a rat it appears you’re already a genius

[south valve]

What is a Skaven?

[brazen pelican]

Will the talented rat have an extended life expectancy, or are we stuck at an average of 1.5 years?

[mossy solstice]

a rat

[sleek harness]

Not a rat

[woven sigil]

6 months if you live anywhere near cats

[south valve]

Yeah, but what are they?

[gloomy tartan]

A genius rat could do the movie ratatouille irl guys

[dire kayak]

i eat rats

[little marten]

Imma need a rat expert, or Ratspert hahahaaha, to take over my talentless human mind can’t keep up

[sleek harness]

Humans who were once cursed by the bell of the Horned Rat

[void lark]

how do you cook them?

[brazen pelican]

What species of rat!?

[south valve]

The horned what? 👀

[sleek harness]

Rat

[dire kayak]

i eat them whole

[sleek harness]

Duh

[brave slate]

You need the second component for this to work, a human that can be controlled by their hair

[dire kayak]

alive and raw

[void lark]

the norvegicus

[little marten]

The kind that gets the cheese.

Everytime.

🐀 😎 🧀

[gloomy tartan]

Can’t a genius rat just communicate with humans and become a celebrity

[sleek harness]

Jerry

[south valve]

If you had to compare Skaven to some kind of animal…?

[little marten]

Fuck Jerry bro

[gloomy tartan]

The issue is the lifespan of a rat with current vet care

[brazen pelican]

So common name Brown rat. Average lifespan of 2 years.

[void lark]

rats are not equiped to do that

[gloomy tartan]

Genius rat won’t be a celeb for long

🙁

[brazen pelican]

The French?

[brave slate]

Genius rat will probably get dissected

[gloomy tartan]

20 years celeb

[sleek harness]

Close to moles

[south valve]

Okay

[stiff elbow]

is it me or does matchmaking really suck rn

[gloomy tartan]

He would donate his body to science upon death

[brazen pelican]

"Genius rat evolved into Lab rat!"

[south valve]

I will now call you Mole

[sleek harness]

No

[south valve]

Yes

[sleek harness]

No

[void lark]

a better question would be a talented monkey or a talentless human

[gloomy tartan]

Genius rat would work with his local government

[south valve]

You can’t escape this

[gloomy tartan]

Monkeys gey eaten by hawks bro

And eaten by chimps

[void lark]

that could cause a fear of a new humanoid species in the heart of men

[south valve]

Gey 🏳️‍🌈

[void lark]

I count chimps as monkey

[sleek harness]

Better as in making theses freaks think less

A monkey can do most things a human can do

[brazen pelican]

I'd like to think less. :>

[gloomy tartan]

The diff between monkey and chimp is tail and size

[sleek harness]

Loser

[gloomy tartan]

Monkeys have long tails

[void lark]

can they blame their teammates for losing their expeditions? I don't think so

[gloomy tartan]

Chimps don’t have long tails

[little marten]

Can a monkey eat cheese over the sink at 3am

no.

So STFU

[sleek harness]

It's a talented monkey

It would most likely get mad at noobs

[void lark]

talented don't mean patient

genius are often assholes

[woven sigil]

They probably could, but im not handing a monkey a slab of cheese to find out, I value my extremities

[sleek harness]

I am not the one who made the question

Dumbass

[brave slate]

I've seen enough monkeys that i can confidently say yes, yes they can

[gloomy tartan]

A Talanted mole rat or a talantless human

[little marten]

I’ve never seen a monkey eat cheese

[void lark]

I myself am already an asshole so I'm halway there

[gloomy tartan]

Mole rats can live for EVER

[woven sigil]

Yeah, but the cost is looking like a ballbag

[little marten]

Tell me more

[gloomy tartan]

But your also a genius

[green vector]

i already look like a ballbag

checkmate

[woven sigil]

Age catches up to us all

[gloomy tartan]

Mole rats are cancer proof

[little marten]

If you’re ever upset you’re not a genius take a look at the Mensa subreddit

[void lark]

if you could avoid aging and getting cancer but in counterpart you look more and more like a ballsack everytime your body regenerates from something that should have killed you, would you do it?

[gloomy tartan]

Live to like 80 or 90 I forget

[brave slate]

Couple of monkeys broke in to the house back in malaysia, opened the fridge and stole the slice cheese. They even knew how to unwrap the stuff

[woven sigil]

So you just get older as normal? I don't see a downside here

[green vector]

hell no

[woven sigil]

You already look like a ballbag, you've got every reason to take the deal

[gloomy tartan]

Would you rather be able to cure cancer but allways on fire or able to set anything even specific cells on fire but allways have cancer

[green vector]

mf i dont wanna live forever

sounds like hell

[brazen pelican]

Does it also make you immune against organ failures and atrophy?

[void lark]

every seasonal flu avoided through the mole rat genes counts towards the ballsacking

[visual vortex]

Man i didnt even wanna be born

[gloomy tartan]

So like you can kill the cancer with fire and set anything else on fire but you allways get cancer again

Or your allways on fire liek human torch but you can also cure cancer by touch

Which one

[woven sigil]

Hey the infinite amount of monkeys and the infinite amount of typewriters thought experiement. Live for long enough you'd probably end up fuckin loaded at one point

[green vector]

would you rather have roller skates for feet or crab claws for hands

[little marten]

Crazy lol

[visual vortex]

Crab claws

You kidding me?

[green vector]

no more vidya

[green vector]

[gloomy tartan]

Can’t you just remove the wheels of the roller skate and have mech feet

[void lark]

depends, since the skin counts as an organ and the ballsaking could count so we might get some exceptions to it

[green vector]

no theyre made out of skin

[visual vortex]

Yeah but click click

[green vector]

they're part of you

[woven sigil]

Hey sign me up 🤷‍♂️

[gloomy tartan]

What do you mean skin roller skates

[green vector]

thats a solid argument

[brave slate]

Too bad. And if Siddharta Gautama is correct, you're gonna get reborn

[visual vortex]

i can pick people up and crush their skulls

[little marten]

INFINITE MONKEYS AND INFINITE EXPERIMENTAL COSMETICS 😈

[gloomy tartan]

What in the fucking silent hill is fucking skin roller skates

[visual vortex]

Damn 😞

[void lark]

roller skates for feet sounds rad as hell

[green vector]

this guy gets it

[brazen pelican]

So, like barbeque tongs, before you'd use your claws, would you do the clicks first?

[gloomy tartan]

Flesh one’s doesn’t

[woven sigil]

What? I can definately be trusted around demon women with crab claws for hands

[little marten]

Heart says crab minds says feet

[visual vortex]

What kind of claws?

[gloomy tartan]

I thought I’d have like mechanicus roller skate feet

[visual vortex]

Lime mud crab

Or king crab

[gloomy tartan]

Like I thought it would be like star fox

Where they cut the feet off

[brazen pelican]

The crab claws for hands.

[timber elk]

insert high gothic appearance

[gloomy tartan]

Give me roller skate feet

[visual vortex]

Yeah but what mind of crab

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[timber elk]

Hi everyone

[visual vortex]

Because all crabs are different

[gloomy tartan]

In star fox they got all they legs amputated

[brazen pelican]

Good question. Let me think.

[gloomy tartan]

They need the mechanical legs to handle g force

[woven sigil]

Coconut crab

[gloomy tartan]

They are all amputees

The frog

The fox

[visual vortex]

Id do it without hesitation

[gloomy tartan]

The falcon

[woven sigil]

Thats just about the most horrendous crab I can think of

[brave slate]

Do you get those asymmetrical claws with one massive one designed for crushing?

[timber elk]

What are we talking about

[little marten]

I don’t think a crab possesses the structural finesse to prepare a ratatouille 🤷‍♂️

[gloomy tartan]

Coconut crab vs spider crab

[green vector]

would you rather

[timber elk]

Okay.

Would I rather what.

[grizzled plover]

When you premade to avoid randoms and they still split up oh my god

[green vector]

would you rather live with -4 degrees or 40 degrees

[visual vortex]

Apider crabs arent actually crabs if i recall

[green vector]

forever

[visual vortex]

I cant remember

[brazen pelican]

That is not for me to decide. Ask @green vector .

[timber elk]

-4 degrees

[little marten]

Damn that’s a good one

[gloomy tartan]

What’s scarier coconut crab surrounding you as you wake up from a nap on the beach or diving underwater and seeing that spider crabs have surrounded the cave entrance you just entered and are surrounding you

[brazen pelican]

Let's say Ghost crab. Cool name and great looks.

[brave slate]

Celsius or Fahrenheit?

[green vector]

c

[woven sigil]

-4, not even close. 40c is like turning into a puddle on the ground territory

[visual vortex]

I caught ghost crbas before

[void lark]

-4, no hesitation

[gloomy tartan]

Would you still love your girlfriend if she was a crab 🦀

[visual vortex]

Are they proportionate tho

[void lark]

anything above 25 is living hell

[timber elk]

Okay okay

Would you rather

[visual vortex]

Id love her more

[green vector]

yeah id go -4 too

[brazen pelican]

Kelvin.

[timber elk]

Be a kaiju or be a pilot to a titan

[gloomy tartan]

Yo

Why is the bullet shrimp so op

Shrimp aren’t op

[green vector]

if im a kaiju am i sentient

[void lark]

we only use real people metrics here

[visual vortex]

What kind of kaiju

[gloomy tartan]

But it’s the one op shrimp

[brazen pelican]

-4 isn't that cold, regardless of C or F.

[timber elk]

I mean any kind you want

[gloomy tartan]

I would like to be anguirus

[green vector]

like can i think and reason like i can now?

[timber elk]

But you can’t be Godzilla

[gloomy tartan]

He can spin dash

He’s Godzillas best friend

[void lark]

what does pilote a titan refers to?

[visual vortex]

King kong

[gloomy tartan]

He can burrow

[visual vortex]

Because i have thumbs

[gloomy tartan]

He has the armor

[rain pilot]

I feel like total shit lads

[green vector]

if i can think like i do now then kaiju

[timber elk]

The titans in warhammer 40k?

[rain pilot]

What's up

[void lark]

ok ok cool

[timber elk]

The literal machines of war

[green vector]

that would be bussin

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys kong is a ape

[woven sigil]

St Paddies hangover? Me too

[rain pilot]

No just life

[gloomy tartan]

Kong probably scratches his ape ass

[brazen pelican]

This is true.

[brave slate]

It's all relative. If you can heaters for the -4 and AC for the 40, both seem survivable

[timber elk]

I know Neuro would be a giant crab kaiju

[brazen pelican]

Spider.

[visual vortex]

Imagine dying by a giant oiece of thrown shit

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine kong picks you up as a human to save you from. Trex or something and it’s the hand he just used a minute ago to scratch his giant gorilla ass crack

[timber elk]

Because she wouldn’t have a choice on the matter since she’s a servant of slaanesh

[woven sigil]

-4 is survivable anyway, its not pleasent, but its survivable

[gloomy tartan]

And you have to grab into his stack paw hand

And hold your breath

Lmao

[brazen pelican]

+40 C would be unbearable. I handle heat very poorly. -4 C is cozy.

[timber elk]

OH

MY

GOD

[void lark]

man I wish, 300 years from now there would still be clickbait articles about the more absurd death and I would be in it "DIEAD BURRIED IN GIANT PRIMATE FECES!!! (not clickbait)"

[visual vortex]

Would i rather die or be surrounded by a bad smell

[timber elk]

SLAANESH HAS CRABS

IT JUST SUDDENLY HIT ME

[visual vortex]

Id imagine skull island already smells like shit sctually

You seen the leech scene?

[gloomy tartan]

Humid shit

And yes

[green vector]

if you flipped a coin and heads got infite wealth and tails made it so everyone thought you were a sex offender for the rest of your life would you flip it?

[brazen pelican]

Let me be a Jorogumo yokai, instead. :<

[visual vortex]

I hate humid shit

[timber elk]

Okay that’s fine

[gloomy tartan]

Kong would smell like humid matted fur and shit

[void lark]

flip it

[green vector]

based

[timber elk]

He actually bathed himself believe it or not

[woven sigil]

Hmm.. is the coin weighted?

[gloomy tartan]

King didn’t have parents so he never learned how to wash his ass

[green vector]

nope

total 50/50

[visual vortex]

Would you rather always have an ingrown toenail or octopus suckers on the pads on your fingers

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah he did bathe tho

[visual vortex]

Your thumb soesnt get a sucker tho

[woven sigil]

Definately the octopus suckers

[timber elk]

Octopus suckers

[visual vortex]

Because its not a finger

[green vector]

can i remove the toenail?

[timber elk]

Ingrown toenails suuuuuuuck

[brazen pelican]

Can I have an aqcuaintance flip it?

[visual vortex]

No

[void lark]

I already rock the jeffrey dahmer glasses, might as well try to be rich

[green vector]

suckers then

[brave slate]

Considering Kong lives alone and has no other ape to groom his fur he's probably absolutely riddled with parasites

[visual vortex]

Everytime you try to remove it

It grows back

[gloomy tartan]

The suckers would help you rob

[visual vortex]

But it doesnt hurt

[green vector]

nope you gotta

[woven sigil]

Im guna go with no

[brazen pelican]

:<

[visual vortex]

It is just a really big and red ingrown toenial

[dire kayak]

lamb

[green vector]

yeah me too that shit too risky

[gloomy tartan]

There was a Godzilla movie where he has sea parasites that attacked and killed a boat crew leaving one survivor

[timber elk]

Hmmm?

[timber elk]

Oh god….

She broke containment

[gloomy tartan]

They looked like the giant sea rolly pollies but with giant fangs

[brazen pelican]

How boned are we?

[timber elk]

MISSUS BROKE FREE FROM HER PRISON

[gloomy tartan]

Makes me wonder if king kongs parasites would also attack humans

[jaunty path]

[visual vortex]

Do you think the animals on skull island would be called names similar to what we have or would they be given new names

[gloomy tartan]

Missus shot a guy in 11

[timber elk]

Neuro.

We. Are. So. Fucked.

[brazen pelican]

Well. We had a good run. 🫡

[gloomy tartan]

It might of been in 2011

[dire kayak]

haiii lamb

[green vector]

would you rather have to eat 500 calories a day or 10,000 a day for the rest of your life

[visual vortex]

Missus has a big wart on the edge of her nose

And cackles

[timber elk]

Hiya goofy goober

[void lark]

would it be enough to sustain normal activities?

[green vector]

yeah

[visual vortex]

500

[green vector]

totally healthy weight

[gloomy tartan]

Misssus either shot someone in 1811,1911,2011.

[brave slate]

Rest of your life isn't gonna be a long time regardless of choice

[green vector]

but if you dont meet the demand you die

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t remember which year it was

[visual vortex]

Like one candy bar

[gloomy tartan]

I think it was 1811

[void lark]

what if I exceed it?

[green vector]

but you still feel hunger

[green vector]

you can exceed 10k but not 500

[woven sigil]

I have a turbocharged metabolisim, I'll take the 10,000

[void lark]

[visual vortex]

What if it's a bit over

[gloomy tartan]

Missus hunted people trying to settlers across America in 1811 with a hunting rifle

[green vector]

ill give you 5 calorie leeway

[visual vortex]

Do i kick up miss?

[dire kayak]

im missus' apprentice

[visual vortex]

500

[green vector]

shit birthday every day

10k for me

[visual vortex]

Because i dont need to pay for a bunch of food often

[gloomy tartan]

Missus caused the stock crash

[green vector]

what if cost was taken out of the equation?

[brave slate]

I've seen 10k calorie strongman diets. Seems doable

[woven sigil]

I ate like 6K yesterday trying to soak up the guiness, another 4K probably wouldnt make much difference

[visual vortex]

I have a small stomach anywaysp

[gloomy tartan]

Missus invented the sigma virus

[void lark]

yeah but everyday?

[visual vortex]

Did you know that body builders are more of a liability yhan a benefit on actual spec ops missions?

Because they dont train endurance

[brave slate]

Drink another 20 guiness's to make up the 4k

[green vector]

i couldnt bare only having 500 then feeling hunger for the rest of the day

that shit would be torture

[void lark]

500 feels too restrictive

[woven sigil]

That would have made 40, an at that point calorie intake would have been irrelevant because I'd have probably died

[gloomy tartan]

Would you rather be Bigfoot but you can only speak ancient Latin or you but you can only speak Bigfoot

[brave slate]

The eating might be survivable but the shitting seems daunting

[void lark]

having to count how many brew you have with the boys would be annoying

[visual vortex]

Bigfoot

Because he is apparently very fadt and very strong

And i could open an OF of just my feet

[green vector]

gotta get baby wipes to make sure its clean every time

we talkin 3 shits a day

[gloomy tartan]

What if Bigfoot was a lady Bigfoot

Threw baby Bigfoot’s at you like projectiles

[void lark]

I'm checking, one glass of wine is between 80 and 150 calories

[woven sigil]

Depends on what you ate. 10K of Italian food? You'd be fine, 10K of Indian food? Yeah, you might have some issues

[visual vortex]

I would skin her alive.

[void lark]

Can't do shit with 500 calories

[green vector]

both are super hard

[brazen pelican]

10k kcal of Taco Bell, please.

[void lark]

being a fat slob means that as long as you hit your goal you're ok

[gloomy tartan]

What would you do if at the family dinner you found out your son was dating Bigfoot

[void lark]

500 means you can't go over

I'd say the 10k is the easiest one

[dire kayak]

some for me too

[woven sigil]

And thusly she was imprisoned upon the porcelin throne until the end of time

[visual vortex]

Fatass

Nasty ass food

[brave slate]

You trying to become a human ballistic missile or something?

[brazen pelican]

Born to shit, forced to wipe. :<

[gloomy tartan]

Hey what’s worse

Bug aliens or robots

[twin flower]

fuckass crashes reee

[visual vortex]

Robots

[green vector]

bug aliens

[visual vortex]

Because they'd take my job

[void lark]

I'm a grown man living on my own, I'm forced to do nothing

[visual vortex]

And ceos would love them

[green vector]

at least robots would kill you fast

[gloomy tartan]

Would it be worse for a bug aliens to be hissing at you and making hives on your property

[visual vortex]

Gun

[brazen pelican]

I just went for the worst food I've heard of. I've never had Taco Bell.

[gloomy tartan]

Or a robot invader making fun of you for having a ass

[woven sigil]

Well its probably gonna remain that way if you opt for not wiping

[gloomy tartan]

Needing to use the toilet

[visual vortex]

That's implying i even have an ass enough to be notable

[gloomy tartan]

What would be worse racist bugs or racist robots is what I’m getting to

[visual vortex]

Racist bots

[green vector]

would you rather always feel like you need to shit or need to sneeze?

[void lark]

thanks bro

[visual vortex]

Shit

[brazen pelican]

Bender is funny as fuck.

[visual vortex]

Sneezing is hell when you cant

[gloomy tartan]

The robots would mock our need of oxygen

[visual vortex]

Id cry

[visual vortex]

Id mock their need of oil

[green vector]

true

[visual vortex]

And water

[woven sigil]

Damn, that ones hard

[patent grove]

I have no nose and must sneeze

[gloomy tartan]

They drain your bodyoil in response

[void lark]

racist against whomvst'e?

[green vector]

think id rather choose death ngl

[visual vortex]

Im racist against anything not human

[woven sigil]

Yeah, there is no silver lining to either outcome really

[void lark]

Not made in god's image, got you

[visual vortex]

Not made in MY image

[void lark]

need to shit is the average american experience

[woven sigil]

Would you rather drink a pint of ipicac or a pint of laxatives?

[gloomy tartan]

Would you wash Chewbacca’s ass for 20 grand

[void lark]

worst part would be not knowing when you actualy have to shit

[visual vortex]

Im american and i dont need to shit daily

What's worse is having your dick burn after pissing

[void lark]

accidentaly sneezing yourself is probably socialy better than the alternative

[brazen pelican]

Laxatives, combining it with my 10k kcal of Taco Bell from earlier. I'm going to the moon.

[green vector]

laxatives 100$

100%

vomiting is fucking horrible

[green vector]

LMAO

[stiff elbow]

what are the names of y'all's rejects

[brave slate]

Probably because fibre is a foreign concept to Americans

[woven sigil]

Shitting through the eye of a needle is pretty horrible too

[visual vortex]

I eat fiber

[brazen pelican]

Which one?

[visual vortex]

I down like 5 oranges and something 2 bananas a day

[stiff elbow]

any of 'em!

[green vector]

5 oranges what the fuck

[brazen pelican]

My Scum is named Stimm-Minchin.

[brave slate]

Lettuce in a big mac doesnt count

[visual vortex]

I love oranges

[visual vortex]

I hate mcdonald's

[patent grove]

Trench Reznor

[green vector]

based

[visual vortex]

actual shit place

I hate fastfood entirely

[gloomy tartan]

Would you loan the Loch Ness monster 3 50

[woven sigil]

Eugene Stealer, Phill-Accio, Jenny-Talia, Connie-Lingus, Stim Shady and Dorfus

[void lark]

I'm playing an arbi and his god called wallace and gromit because I'm basic and I'm fine with it (and because wallace and gromit is probably the basest thing to ever come out of great britain)

[jaunty tundra]

Expeditions are so boring. Do they get better the more you play them?

[brave slate]

Prove it. What rhymes with orange?

[stiff elbow]

dawg my veteran is just named "Yvette"

[woven sigil]

Lozenge

[visual vortex]

The pronunciation

[void lark]

No

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey nerds

Oh shit is that who I think it is?

[untold kraken]

glitches where doors don't open are stupid

[brazen pelican]

Veteran: Krak-Widow
Zealot: Sabathiel
Ogryn: Skeet-Skurt
Psyker: Jester
Arbitrator: Arbitraitor (Dog is named Bark-Tithe).

[acoustic pebble]

Hive Scum: Jakka

[void lark]

I hot stuck in the safezone with the timer ticking earlier today for some reason

[stiff elbow]

can you pull up the bonding conversation where the fem loose cannon is tired of the masc seer and the masc seer's beloved agrees with her

[visual vortex]

Vet: Veteran
Ogryn: Ogryn
Zealot: Zealot
Psyker: Psyker
Hive-Scum: Hive-Scum
Arbitrator: Arbitrator

[stiff elbow]

krak-widow 🔥

[green vector]

Arb : Leukala
Hive : Ruby
Psy : Sartella
Zeal : Celestine
Vet : Ibram
Ogryn : Thunk

[visual vortex]

Im ot making this up

[green vector]

im creative

[visual vortex]

Im bery creative

[void lark]

My vet is called Joe Biden because I thought one of the faces looked like him

[acoustic pebble]

I can venture for this, but you'd be surprised how much their beloved agrees with the fem loose cannon

[woven sigil]

The lack of punny names displeases me

[brave slate]

Ogryn: Jumbo
Veteran: Ketchup
Zealot: Beans
Psyker: Dibbler
Hive: Phanta-Neal
Arbites: Arugula
Dog: Salad

[green vector]

i name mine after lore characters cause im dumb

[stiff elbow]

brother. . .

[sour oyster]

Vet: BullHorn
Zeal: BullHorn
Psy: BullHorn
Ogry: BullHorn
Arbites: BullHorn
HS: BullHorn

[green vector]

head like a fucking orange

[void lark]

I kneel

[visual vortex]

What

[visual vortex]

Grapes hit hard too

[void lark]

I name mines after who they remind me of, my ogryn is named after a french rapper

[visual vortex]

I see those fuckers and i cant close the fridge

[stiff elbow]

Veteran: Yvette (fem-loose cannon)
Zealot: Maylin (fem-judge
Arbitrator: Beretille (fem-fatalist)
Hive-Scum: Jazz (Show fem-outlaw)

[void lark]

(just google kaaris)

[woven sigil]

Also, Orange rhymes with Knowledge, master your language folks!

[acoustic pebble]

Vet: Based but ranged
Zealot: Based but melee
Psyker: Based but crazy
Ogryn: Based but big
Arbites: Based but dog
Hive Scum: Based but drugs

[green vector]

mines called thunk

[dire fiber]

anyone else find fps go down after update 🤔

[green vector]

cause he make heretic go thunk

[stiff elbow]

please 🥺

[acoustic pebble]

Mayhaps

[dire kayak]

FEM LOOSE CANNON AND FEM JUDGE YOURE SO BASED

[woven sigil]

Reminds me of the legend of Gubsy

Lemmie find it a moment

[stiff elbow]

THX!!! 💯

[visual vortex]

Loose cannon ☹️

[void lark]

No psyker? no big dumb guy?

[woven sigil]

1447298514563498127 @green vector

Fuck

[visual vortex]

Mine now

[stiff elbow]

i want to finish hive-scum and then i'll make a big dumb guy and a psyker

[woven sigil]

#hivescum-class message

[hazy kestrel]

Classic Fatshark making a penance that essentially requires you to grief/ignore your downed teammates.

I don’t think I’ll ever get the “Wouldn’t want to waste them.” penance lmao

[woven sigil]

This one

[brave slate]

What did everyone name their Arbites dog?

[stiff elbow]

mine is Jury

[visual vortex]

What is it

[acoustic pebble]

I named mine Stolen.
I play Hive Scum

[hazy kestrel]

Pick up the dropped tech things from your dead teammates.

15 times

[green vector]

LMAO

[void lark]

Oh you get rewarded for it now?
Neat

[visual vortex]

I named it something like KX-68

[green vector]

athena

[visual vortex]

In one round or total?

[green vector]

cause my real dog is called athena

[woven sigil]

Perfect Darktide memery that is, premium infact

[hazy kestrel]

Total

[green vector]

[hazy kestrel]

But people have to die lmao

Which hasn’t happened outside of 2 times for me.

[visual vortex]

Man with the team i get i mustve already gotten that

[void lark]

Gromit, as it should be

[woven sigil]

KX-69 is cooler tbh

[hazy kestrel]

Then it’s a mad dash to grab their loot

[green vector]

barrel em off the map then pick up the loot

[stiff elbow]

im surprised you didnt just name it "Cyber-Mastiff"

like the basic bitch u are

[void lark]

He and I are going to the moon to eat some cheese

[visual vortex]

I acoided that and 67 because

[hazy kestrel]

There’s no barrel off points.

[brave slate]

You underestimate your teammates ability to run off and die alone somewhere. Just remember the general location and pick it up later

[void lark]

I almost called mine "dog"

[green vector]

[hazy kestrel]

And I have standards lol

[visual vortex]

No need to fanciness in a fucking warfame

[woven sigil]

No, no, its "Barrel all smite psykers"

[visual vortex]

We are literally rejects

[acoustic pebble]

I don't have a kill-mutt, but I do drug the others

[stiff elbow]

im joking im joking

but like

[visual vortex]

Id imagine fanciness is saved for mortis operatices

[stiff elbow]

u should personalize ur rejects

[visual vortex]

Rannick doesnt even lnow our names

[visual vortex]

Im not creative

[acoustic pebble]

Screw em. I know my name!

[stiff elbow]

if rannick wont care about MY rejects, I will care about my own rejects

[visual vortex]

I just wan tto play the game

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve even tried to cheese it by playing boring as hell Malice, in the hopes that I’d get teammates who would make mistakes/die a lot.

[visual vortex]

I dont care about creativity

[void lark]

and we love you for it

talentless human > talented rat

[green vector]

try heresy

[void lark]

you chose wisely

[green vector]

its a shit show on there

[visual vortex]

All my characters are male and have the same face and hair options

[hazy kestrel]

I might

[green vector]

every game was a shambles for me

[woven sigil]

Playing a Heresy match is like taking a trip to the zoo

[stiff elbow]

i purposely try not to make my characters look the same

[hazy kestrel]

I NEED your awful teammates lmao

[visual vortex]

Yes

[brazen pelican]

Might join you sometime and we could trade "mistakes" for the penance.

[brave slate]

defaultmaxxing

[green vector]

doesnt help that im not good enough to carry monkeys

[hazy kestrel]

Big brain right there

[acoustic pebble]

I make it cannon that My Hive Scum rides on the shoulders of an Ogryn for "Tactical oversight"

But in actuality, he just likes feeling really tall

[green vector]

you are

[visual vortex]

Doesnt mayter when they all wears masks

[green vector]

oh shit are we boosting headshots?

cod style?

[void lark]

human male warrior, every single time

[acoustic pebble]

Oi. New drugs. Want em?

[visual vortex]

I also have vet wear 6th armor or Arlo's armor

[brazen pelican]

Yummy!

[visual vortex]

I am creative

[acoustic pebble]

Gotchu

[brazen pelican]

I'd like them with extra drugs, please.

[woven sigil]

Hey as I said in Scum chat earlier, better three teammates who are inept than having one using an ultra-disruptive AoE build brainlessly

[stiff elbow]

im actually quite fond of the human fighter...

[acoustic pebble]

Already topped off.

[stuck crescent]

Best class

[brazen pelican]

Om nom nom. :3

[woven sigil]

Can I get some too?

[visual vortex]

White blonde guy with blue eyes in heavy armor with big sword and heavy roll

[void lark]

somehting about just being a dude

I want to main vet so much but I can't aim for shit

[brazen pelican]

Sharing is caring. :3

[acoustic pebble]

I spliced them with extra degeneracy

[visual vortex]

It's juggling

[astral basin]

Had a random add me.
“Did you get the ingame message?”
“What game?”
“Sorry i thought i recognized you from somewhere else”
Called em a rancid useless son of a whore before they could try getting me to download and whale on them
Sent me a pic of a middle finger 😂

[visual vortex]

Know when to pull out of a fight and you'll win

[stiff elbow]

why would u do that

[stuck crescent]

And build around your blitz

[green vector]

never pull out

[stiff elbow]

now they can track you

[void lark]

yolo

[brave slate]

The big decision is choosing sword and shield or greatsword. Truly one of the conundrums of all time

[stiff elbow]

and dronestrike ur house

[stuck crescent]

gernade is everything for vet

[woven sigil]

New meta for discord scammers, give them the phonenumber of the last phone scammer you happened upon

[stiff elbow]

veteran's blitzes are so

[visual vortex]

I play to win and to kill heretics

[stiff elbow]

underwhelming

[brazen pelican]

For the Emperor! Seriously, we need more meat for the Guard.

[visual vortex]

Not to kill one and die

[void lark]

why pull out when I can just play psyker and spam staff with absolutely 0 drawbacks

[stuck crescent]

They're not the best, agreed

[astral basin]

They even sent some kanji my way which was funny

[visual vortex]

Because osyker is baby class

Little babies

[astral basin]

They weren’t expecting the blistering hate

[visual vortex]

Runts

[void lark]

everytime I take a break from the game and come back it feels like the psyker got even more busted

[stiff elbow]

i guess im a krak queen tho

[astral basin]

The had some nice nails tho

[stuck crescent]

Never seen anyone use smoke

in all my hours of darktide

[visual vortex]

I use smoke

For a lasgun build

Lasgun knife smoke

[stuck crescent]

Which las?

[visual vortex]

Infantry

Duh

[void lark]

to be honest I stopped tryharding the vet because last I truly played the game most people were playing ogryn and they instantly kill my buzz by blocking the view on those narrow corridors

[visual vortex]

The only real option

[woven sigil]

We have some of them in the seedier parts of town

[visual vortex]

Im not a baby

[stiff elbow]

[green vector]

i use it for penance and thats it

[visual vortex]

Ogryns are nsturally drawn to standing in front of vet fire

[brazen pelican]

Why don't we have Cavalry Lasguns?

[stuck crescent]

I prefer recon, because fingers hurt

[visual vortex]

Dont need rhem

[void lark]

I'll try to get back to it on the expeditions but I just bought the arbites now that I'm back and I want to get some milage on it first

[stiff elbow]

oh my god ogryns are so FUCKING ANNOYING

[brazen pelican]

Instinct of protecting the lil' 'uns.

[brave slate]

It shows up a few times in havoc

[stiff elbow]

STOP STANDING IN FRONT OF ME YOU FAT OGRE

[visual vortex]

I have a mouse with 12 huttons on the side and a double click button

[stiff elbow]

IM TRYING TO KILL THE HERETICS

[visual vortex]

Spam clicking is for crybabies

[stuck crescent]

HEY, be nice to them

[void lark]

I hate them so much

[woven sigil]

What do you mean you dont like sniffing Ogryn ass for 25 minutes every game?

[stuck crescent]

They're trying their best

[visual vortex]

I actually hate this mentality

I deeply hate it

[void lark]

and ogryn mains have only one personality when you group with them, you know the one

[stiff elbow]

"Smell like that killed half me ol' regiment!"
-loose cannon

[visual vortex]

Bodyguard?

[stuck crescent]

Just like the krieg

[stuck crescent]

hehehhohohhaha

[woven sigil]

Loose Cannon being based as usual

[void lark]

I meant ogryn players

[green vector]

ogryn mains are gigachads

[visual vortex]

Im slow

[void lark]

you can smell ogryn players from a mile away

lore friendly I suppose

[visual vortex]

Rhey deal with the biggest bullshit from dayshark

Cant have shit when you play ogryn

[stuck crescent]

I like ogryn just because mister e doesnt

[visual vortex]

I like pgryn

But i want what's best for the class

[void lark]

I only like ogryns when I don't have one in my lobby

[visual vortex]

And saying hahah funny guy haha good class and clapping your hands isnt fixing him

[brave slate]

I mostly play Ogryn and it gets very awkward when the roleplayers try to get you to join in

[woven sigil]

I feel like that about Psykers

[stiff elbow]

even the fucking gunluggers always have to step in front of me when im doing exec stance

[woven sigil]

Burn the witch!

[stiff elbow]

you have a big FUCK OFF MACHINEGUN

YOU FAT ASSHOLE

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, just go around

[visual vortex]

Let him shoot

[stuck crescent]

stoopid tiny

[visual vortex]

Ogryn doesnt get shit

[fair bridge]

something is fucking wrong with baldur's gate 3 how the fuck is it making me bluescreen

[void lark]

yeah I get it, their instakill everything that moves button kills the fun out of the game

[visual vortex]

Let him have one thing

[brazen pelican]

How do you know she's a witch?

[visual vortex]

Zealots instantly killing bosses never bothers anyone tho

[stiff elbow]

ogryn DESERVES it

[stuck crescent]

she turned him into a newt

[woven sigil]

She cast testicular tortion on me

[stiff elbow]

ogryn deserves the neglect

[void lark]

they remind me of the dwarf engineer from vermintide 2 being an absolute buzzkill to play with because of their kit

[stiff elbow]

cus he's so big

[brazen pelican]

Ow. Yeah, burn her.

[stiff elbow]

and round and takes up half my screen

[void lark]

never saw that, I wish they did on my last game

[visual vortex]

Thank goodness the ogryns in darktide sre the worst ones in the lore

Considering they cant smack off a wrinkled prune of a dog

[woven sigil]

Nah, the ones I dont like are Smite psykers and bad Trauma psykers. Both of those deserve to choke on Nurgle's member

[visual vortex]

Yes

The ones that can manhandle terminator armor

Cant kill a dog on them

[void lark]

but I haven't seen that many zealots since I came back, most lobbies are mainly arbites and scum

[visual vortex]

You NEED a perk for that

[visual vortex]

Thunde rhammer cloak

[void lark]

got a bad trauma in my last game

[brazen pelican]

Part of me want the Ogryns to be able to break free from trapper nets.

[visual vortex]

Trappers tug ogryns off their feet

1 ton btw

[brave slate]

Speed freaks have moved over from Zealot to Scum

[woven sigil]

The single most disruptive type of player.

[stiff elbow]

NOW i know how the heretic gunners feel whenever some fuckass heretic trashmob steps in front of their line of fire and gets blown away

[viral spear]

i swear

[visual vortex]

And all their weaponry is heavier than the heaviest normal guardsman armor

[viral spear]

random matchmaking expeditions are not worth it

[visual vortex]

Ogryn deserves netter genuinely

[viral spear]

most autisitic fucking teammates wtf

[visual vortex]

Better

[stiff elbow]

"IMPUDENT FOOL, MOVE!"

• Dreg Gunner

[woven sigil]

In all fairness, the heretic gunners absolutely do not care, nor do the snipers

[brazen pelican]

It's a 40k game, we're all autistic.

[void lark]

I have 0 knowledge of the class, I just see them running around with their akimbo uzis making 0 noise and somehow killing everything that breathes

[viral spear]

this is like a special, undiscovered wavelength on the spectrum here dude

its wild

[stuck crescent]

I'm not, I'm welsh

[woven sigil]

Always funny watching a random poxwalker get blown off the face of tertium because a sniper woke up and chose violence

[stuck crescent]

hehehhohoh

haha

hah

[stiff elbow]

heretics should be able to like crouch down and shoot, like line infantry

[void lark]

and then get disabled by a hound or a net

[brazen pelican]

Poteyto potahto.

[stiff elbow]

while another heretic stands over them and provides more support

and then they swap positions

[astral basin]

Honestly
Burning at the stake is a fine enough punishment for testicular torsion

[stiff elbow]

peak battle doctrine

[thick mesa]

Have been getting softlocked at shops in expeditions

[woven sigil]

That would require heretics to have functioning neurons and I dont think the nurgle brainworms are helping there

[visual vortex]

The coolest part about playing ogryn is knowing that once you get the hive scum or arbites dlc you will never play him again

[weary turret]

anyone else keep getting random server disconnects?

[woven sigil]

No, thats the Irish, the Welsh prefer sheep

[void lark]

it's a feature to tease the mechanicus class

[visual vortex]

Wrong people

[thick mesa]

If someone leaves or crashes while the load transition screen is happening they will fall through the map and die, and once they respawn we can’t leave the shop

[brazen pelican]

Eh, not that much of a difference.

[mint sleet]

This tornado sucks

[brave slate]

The shop doors are really unreliable as well

[visual vortex]

Big difference

[woven sigil]

Yeah there is, one are alcoholics and the other shag farm animals, I would say thats pretty distinct 😄

[brave slate]

Literally

[void lark]

shops are hella shitty too
I don't see the point of the random items you can buy for 2 billion dollars, they are too expensive and not worth what they cost compared to just getting some ammo of a heal

[visual vortex]

Get well soon

[dire kayak]

the big grenade is pretty good

[green vector]

the air support shit is good for extraction

[void lark]

watch me fumble it and drop it on 2 roaming scab

[north meadow]

Thanks for the 2014 errors FatShark. Nothing says screw you like getting to extraction and losing all progress and rewards.

[brave slate]

The mortar grenades are the best. Impact nuke that are good for sticky situations

[visual vortex]

Worth it

[green vector]

happened earlier a guy bought the barrel and dropped it as he left the shop and it blew up on 6 poxwalkers

[stiff elbow]

the only thing i usually buy at shops are ammo refills and medicae, and if i really need it; i will buy some modified grenades

[visual vortex]

I but everything i ca

[stiff elbow]

"modified grenade" and its straight up a mortar bomb

[visual vortex]

Because i like having things

[void lark]

I don't even look on the table anymore

and the whole shop area is way too big for absolutely no reason

somehow the dude needs a whole gymnasium for 2 folding table and a handul of plastic cups on it

[visual vortex]

I like spending a whome five minutes inspecting the power cell tech things while my team is fighting for theirblives

[woven sigil]

Options are great, until you get the clap

[wise depot]

What the actual hell

[void lark]

[wise depot]

Why were there 6 pox bursters

[visual vortex]

Funny

[brave slate]

Hey now! Sven and Astrid spent a lot of time on those!

[green vector]

walker

[stuck crescent]

because 7 would be too much

[green vector]

6 7 LOOOL

[wise depot]

Why is there even a pox burster in the 1st place tho

[green vector]

WALKER

[stiff elbow]

karl marx when he plays darktide expeditions and realises that wasting all your scrap on useless blitzes and stimms is actually awesome