general-chat

[sonic sonnet]

"This tide... is about to turn pretty dark"

[rancid shore]

its based on an anime meme with banger music so

[sonic sonnet]

just because there is a darker shade of grey, it does not make the other shades white

[obtuse oak]

oh fuck yes we need that. on it

[brazen pelican]

Alan Wake 2?

[teal token]

Sam Lake that hack?

[digital egret]

All that matters is that it's full screen on my second vertical monitor

And he's breaking it down

[minor thistle]

when update available

[visual vortex]

Right now

[teal token]

Today?

[visual vortex]

Oh my gos

It's amazing

[obtuse oak]

everyone who likes that rannick dancing gif should see the original anime intro where it's from

[visual vortex]

You ahould get on RIGHT now

[digital egret]

Link

[obtuse oak]

but only the version set to ellie goulding's lights

the original music was a disaster

[sonic sonnet]

actual peak

[thin wing]

playable Yarrick today?

[obtuse oak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZdTv-DRwzw&list=RDRZdTv-DRwzw&start_radio=1

[teal token]

Perhaps?

[tulip kettle]

I can't wait to execute Rannick

[sonic sonnet]

it's the SuperCrooks opening

[visual vortex]

Avg "just make it to the weekend mfs" after having the worst week imaginable:

[pallid badger]

How's the new update?

[visual vortex]

Amazing

It's so good

You ahould get on and play right now

[sonic sonnet]

Imma say it

[tulip kettle]

I'm level 60

[sonic sonnet]

Rannick is my second favourite Darktide character

he is the GOAT

[brave hull]

this just in, hivescum getting a greatsword?

[visual vortex]

Im level 79 and clapping my hands like an orangutan rn

[wispy wadi]

Rannick is the biggest scam victim ever

[full hull]

akimbo greatswords

[thick fog]

erm actually today

[lime beacon]

Esoteric ebb was cool at first but it is wearing thin for me

[pallid badger]

I'm gonna tell my uni teacher to quit yapping about calculus and boot up darktide

Surely

[visual vortex]

Yes

[wispy wadi]

"Acolyte" to a fake Inquisitor, Rannick my boy, that jobs never gonna pay off

[visual vortex]

Do it

[obtuse oak]

keep going

[rare pulsar]

I wanted to buy that it looked nice.

[obtuse oak]

the ending is easily the most incredible part

[visual vortex]

It gets good 55 hours in

[obtuse oak]

lol no I enjoyed myself the whole time, but it has some pacing issues

[rare pulsar]

Wtf is that pfp?!?

[obtuse oak]

it's worth finishing though

[visual vortex]

Turtle man

[lime beacon]

It is more political than disco elysium

[twin dirge]

So

You're telling me it's out?

[visual vortex]

Yup

[lime beacon]

But unlike disco elysium it isnt really able to make it as enjoyable

[visual vortex]

Playing rn

[twin dirge]

I just got off work, peak gameplay

[visual vortex]

It's really good

[rare pulsar]

I did not enjoy elysium too much

[lime beacon]

Also tying each “head voice” to the politics makes it worse

[visual vortex]

I have a pic from it ill zend it in zealot chat for you

A lil tease

[feral vessel]

Hello chart..

[obtuse oak]

i just leaned into it and went full strength and full nationalism

[brave hull]

the funniest thing fatshark could do at this point would be to drop the update, break the servers and go home for the day.

[lime beacon]

I am not doing very much investigating as opposed to polling people about whether they like fascists or not

[tulip kettle]

Someone needs to fix Rannick's haircut bro

[obtuse oak]

trust the process

[pallid badger]

Splendid, a million aquilas to fatshark's bank account

[halcyon pebble]

Always happen during VT2 old update

[digital egret]

Give me Rannicks hair cut on Ogyrn

[feral vessel]

fivebillion to fatshark

[rare pulsar]

U just hatin cause hes beautifull

[feral vessel]

Oh non, ogryn needs Rannicks moustache. It would make him look sophisticated.

[tulip kettle]

Give it to me on zealot along with gas grenades

[tulip kettle]

Yes

[digital egret]

True true true

[tulip kettle]

Ogryn in a suit

[feral vessel]

ogryn sigma edit

[visual vortex]

400

[limpid sleet]

delete this heresy at once, infidel

[pallid badger]

The entire gdp of Sweden to fatshark

[tulip kettle]

When do we get shirtless Ogryn?

[visual vortex]

We have it

Already

No cap

[tulip kettle]

I mean back in the store

[visual vortex]

Ong

[tired steeple]

Anyone into chainsawman

[tulip kettle]

Ik I saw my teammate with it

[visual vortex]

You couldve gotten it for free

[tulip kettle]

FAH

[visual vortex]

Twotch drop

[tired steeple]

Can someone explain to me why people love to spoil that mangs

Manga

[twin dirge]

So here's the real question, how are we gonna access the new stuff

[fallen tree]

yee

[tulip kettle]

Boooooo

[fallen tree]

spoilers are so bad

[visual vortex]

I dont know what that is

[tired steeple]

I JUST got the newest chapter spoiled for me

[twin dirge]

I wonder if we're just gonna get another terminal opposite mortis trials

[visual vortex]

You xouldve been me and just take a nap while letting it run mute in the bacj

[fallen tree]

you mean the one released last week orr

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[fallen tree]

that sucks

its pretty big 😭

[tulip kettle]

I don't have my twitch linked up i don't think

[tired steeple]

I’ve had everything spoiled as soon as it comes out

[visual vortex]

Guys

[tired steeple]

Sk I just don’t think I’m gonna read the manga anymore

[visual vortex]

In the new book

[twin dirge]

How'd you get it spoiled if I may ask?

[visual vortex]

I makena cameo

[tired steeple]

My gf offered to watch the reze movie with me

[void smelt]

stop looking at spoilers 🤣

[bright rover]

when is the update

[visual vortex]

Right now

[fallen tree]

nah on tiktok you can scroll straight into a spoiler without warning

[twin dirge]

It's out

[void smelt]

update when?

[visual vortex]

Im playing it right now

[tired steeple]

Someone just posted it on twitter unannounced with no warning

[visual vortex]

It's really good

Get on

[fallen tree]

but you should watch reze at least, its real good

[wispy wadi]

Go outside, touch some sand

[tired steeple]

Oh no I turned doen my gf’s author

[twin dirge]

And this has happened multiple times?

[tired steeple]

I already got spoiled on how the reze manga ended

[visual vortex]

Dont go on twitter

[tired steeple]

Sorry arc

[fallen tree]

big sad

[bright rover]

you guyus are baiting me

[visual vortex]

Im not

Im dead ass

[twin dirge]

New shit is peak

[wispy wadi]

Anime Twitter is the most horrendous place I know

[twin dirge]

I'm having so much fun salvaging

[visual vortex]

See?

[onyx iron]

Steam is not showing it to me. You on console?

[void smelt]

update when???

[visual vortex]

You guys are so mean to me

[twin dirge]

It's out

[tired steeple]

I thought I muted the words chainsawman but even jf I have it muted I got spoiled by images

[visual vortex]

No it's on steam too

[hot sierra]

yeah update is great except this one weird chick who keeps calling us mayflies

[wispy wadi]

Surely my team won't split in 4 directions in the mode only to rage and quit when someone goes down

[tired steeple]

I’m ginna read fire punch instead

[visual vortex]

You gotta uninstall and reinstall the entire game tho

[neat jewel]

The liar liar pants on fireers strike again

[bright rover]

Steam says no

[feral vessel]

I know worse places.

[fallen tree]

i read most of jjk thru tiktok spoilers\

[feral vessel]

like puppygirl twitter

[rare pulsar]

The one with the metal mohawk is basically shirtless

[visual vortex]

To get it early

[bright rover]

fuck off

[fallen tree]

ohh firepunch is pretty sick too

[neat jewel]

I LOVE FIRE PUNCH

[tulip kettle]

I can't believe Reze comes in and kills every single character along with Power returning

[tired steeple]

At least some fucking waste of space useless fucking tapeworm crawling around in human shit isn’t gonna spoil fire punch because it already finished

[onyx iron]

Steam being weird again

[tulip kettle]

Fair enough

[wispy wadi]

None that creep into my algorithm at least

[void smelt]

update when?????

[visual vortex]

Now

[tired steeple]

See you just spoiled what happens to power without eben trying

[visual vortex]

It's out

[twin dirge]

The update drops when people stop asking

Real shit

[tired steeple]

It’s like a fucking gift csm fans have

[tulip kettle]

Wait wuh

[onyx iron]

Oh geez. We're done for then

[tulip kettle]

I'm not a csm fan. Never watched or read it.

[visual vortex]

No it's out

[tulip kettle]

Just taking the piss

[bright rover]

It's already March 17 here, where is the update

[tired steeple]

God it’s infecting people

[visual vortex]

It's out man

[wispy wadi]

We collect TECHscrap in the dessert after HADRON gives us injections. That means AdSad class next.

[void smelt]

when is it ouuuuutttt

[visual vortex]

Now

[twin dirge]

This is why I just don't talk about anime/manga/TV/movies in a public place

[tulip kettle]

Dessert???

[neat jewel]

When it reaches the release time

[onyx iron]

Right. Are we just all taking the piss at each other rn? I can't tell anymore

[tulip kettle]

What type of dessert

[feral vessel]

hadron stimmed me up with estrogen while i wasn't looking i swear

[twin dirge]

There isn't a way to do it without someone getting spoiled

[tulip kettle]

Cake?

[vapid bay]

within a couple hours probably

[void smelt]

when is it comiiiiinnnnggggg

[fallen tree]

hopefully you can get thru firepunch without spoilers. i tend to binge read so i finish in a day or a few, to avoid any spoilers

[visual vortex]

Im deadass

[floral panther]

yo so when is the update gonna drop ? im up since 1 am and still nothing, might as well have done the thing they call sleep

[rare pulsar]

I would let hadron inject me without expedition

[visual vortex]

You can get it early too

[tired steeple]

It’ll be fine since it’s already finished

[wispy wadi]

I mean... content updates kinda are

Not a typo

[void smelt]

what is this update edging, Fatshark????

[wispy wadi]

fuck you

[thin wing]

is sister Hestia a sororita?

[tulip kettle]

I can't believe John firepunch used his firepunch to firepunch everywhere

[bright rover]

what time

[visual vortex]

Now

[tulip kettle]

Bingus

[rare pulsar]

Yos

[twin dirge]

I feel so bad for quillar and them

[neat jewel]

The ending is impossible to explain anyways because of the context anyway

[wispy wadi]

Ain't even gonna edit my original message.

[bright rover]

do you have sticker for everything

[twin dirge]

They're probably hearing ts 100x more than us and I'm already annoyed

[neat jewel]

Nobody knows, not right now that's for sure

[tulip kettle]

We're all cracking

[junior veldt]

update just dropped now　17GB

[tired steeple]

I truly hope that season 2 of csm is the worst low quality dogshit ever csm fans deserve nothing good

[visual vortex]

The when it's out?

Yeah

[bright rover]

literally one person among 10 gives me straightforward answer

[fleet steeple]

Patch is out!!

[wispy wadi]

I just wanna read the patchnotes already while looking up all talents because I don't know ANY of them by name

[tired steeple]

Or I hope it remains in development hell and has the same anime status as berserk where it never progresses past act 1

[rare pulsar]

Whats csm?

[tired steeple]

Chainsawman

[visual vortex]

Ive been telling people i know irl that if you go onto steam and delete the game from your account you get the update early

[void smelt]

Is update out????

[rare pulsar]

Aahhh

[twin dirge]

The way my ass would ban the phrase "when is it out" instantly

[tulip kettle]

I can't believe Reze teamed up with Itadori jjk

[rancid shore]

its here

ITS HERE

[rare pulsar]

I dont get chainsawman its just super confusing

[rancid shore]

GAMING ASKING TO UPDATE

REJOICE

[low blade]

No, anyone who says otherwise is wrong. She's a member of the Church

[rare pulsar]

I dont get modern anime anymore in general

[void smelt]

you make me wanna get some nice cozy recaf brb

[twin dirge]

I'm a csm fan but I'm caught up to the manga so idrc either way

[rancid shore]

17gb 💀

[fleet steeple]

Let’s f****+ GO!!

[onyx iron]

Ayyy there we go. The restart steam spam paid off

[neat jewel]

If I get up and turn on my ps5 to see no update I'm gonna riot

[visual vortex]

I told you

[feral vessel]

IT'S HERE?

[visual vortex]

It's out

[marsh iris]

fatshark just talked to me, they say expedition will feature felinids

[visual vortex]

You didnt trust me

[void smelt]

Is it out????

[low blade]

Mad cuz spoiled so you were invested and enjoying

[tulip kettle]

My Xbox doesn't even have 17gig

[vapid bay]

wonder how many extra hours gamepass version is gonna have to wait

[tulip kettle]

WE'RE ALL CRACKING

[visual vortex]

You guys are so mean to me gng 😞

[brave slate]

Download time

[onyx iron]

You did. It didn't show for me though. Might be a servers thing idk

[wispy wadi]

Surely the patch is live on Xbox

[void smelt]

im... im downloading.... im downloading the updateee!!!!! uhhhhh

[vapid bay]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/beyond-the-hive-free-update-out-now-patch-1-11-0-expeditions/119479

[visual vortex]

No you had to delete it from your steam account and rebuy the game like me

[onyx iron]

Can't be a surprising thing on the internet, especially when it legit didn't show

[neat jewel]

Y'all evil as fuck no update 😭

[onyx iron]

Finally some good advice

[fallen tree]

nice thanks friend

[onyx iron]

Restart steam

[thick fog]

Oh my 17GB update

[feral vessel]

I CAN'T UPDATE ITTT

I CAN'T UPDATE ITT

[rare pulsar]

Internet connecction skill issue

[neat jewel]

I'm on PlayStation

[onyx iron]

My bad, no idea then

[vapid bay]

consoles/gamepass version usually gets the updates a couple hours later

[feral vessel]

steam isn't allowing me to update >cry

[visual vortex]

Delete the game from your library

[fallen tree]

update done in 5, i should have gone out and gotten some drinks sooner

[visual vortex]

And rebiy it

You get it

For free

[marsh iris]

huh only 8 minute update

[wispy wadi]

[neat jewel]

I'm not reinstalling all of darktide 😭

[visual vortex]

Yeah but update

[wispy wadi]

I can't see the udpate yet, I might as well die

[marsh iris]

delete your hadron pics folder

[lime beacon]

I can’t tell where the rage bait ends and where the truth begins

[floral panther]

20gb update in steam darktide what the ?

[visual vortex]

I dont like

I can never tell a lie

[twin dirge]

Can someone explain to me why my battlefield has an 85gb update

[random zenith]

17.2 GB for the update on Steam

[hardy wadi]

Guys, wheres the steel legio ?

[low wharf]

No

[twin dirge]

Why am I reinstalling the whole fuckin game

[visual vortex]

Im like the Pinocchio of darktide

[feral vessel]

IT WON'T LET ME UPDATE THE GAME

cries

[onyx iron]

Right. Everyone go do something useful and productive while the update runs. Don't just stare at the bar moving. See you with sand in your boots or something

[vapid bay]

because of how game updates work

[lime beacon]

I’m surrounded by boys crying “wolf” and “96 gb darktide update”

[visual vortex]

I dont cry wolf

And dont cry 96 gb

[twin dirge]

Im smoking while I wait, I'm gonna be chilling regardless

[visual vortex]

I tell people to delete it form their libeary

[random zenith]

It's available on steam if you restart it. 17.2 GB update.

[feral vessel]

restart steam how

[visual vortex]

Delete the entire app

Redownload

[void smelt]

im updating.... ooooh im updating!!!

[random zenith]

Exit the application entirely.

[lime beacon]

Lies

[feral vessel]

did.

[void smelt]

[lime beacon]

I’m going back to sleep

[visual vortex]

If you do it five times you get one restart

Yoy need to restsrt five times minimum

[void smelt]

mhmMMHMmmhmm validating files yesss

[marsh iris]

fr its 17gb update

im speaking truth

[bright rover]

update is live, this is not a drill

[tulip kettle]

Mine is 50gb

[bright rover]

17.2GB

[jaunty flare]

OH MY GOD IS IT LIVE?!?1!

[visual vortex]

Update is asleep

[gloomy zinc]

yeah im in already, its real 17 gb

[feral vessel]

GET ME IN
GET ME IN
GET ME IN

[marsh iris]

trust me bro

[visual vortex]

Night night

[low blade]

If you close the Steam tab and think that closes the app how the hell are you using a computer

[brave hull]

it's live,

[tulip kettle]

Gn

[void smelt]

its 17gb guys CALM DOWN

[feral vessel]

YES

YES

[twin dirge]

It isn't on Xbox yet

[visual vortex]

Thank you

[silver falcon]

emprah gived us updat

[tulip kettle]

Sadly not

[marsh iris]

EMPRAH BE BRAISED

[visual vortex]

Ill let ypdate go whike i sleep

😴

[tulip kettle]

Guys we're all dropping tilted tertium right?

[chilly osprey]

[thick fog]

thats it

We are darkoving

[cobalt lichen]

chat have we discovered the release time

[fallen jacinth]

FortTide

[chilly osprey]

HI GEARS

[marsh iris]

we are leaving tertium to the heretics, time to play outside

[chilly osprey]

HIHI

[thick fog]

Points at you like this

[tulip kettle]

Time to tickled hadron toes

[thick fog]

[lapis python]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[silver falcon]

ogryns frolicking in the fields

[chilly osprey]

HOW R UUUU MY FAVORITE DOGGY

[tulip kettle]

Yes sir

[fallen tree]

done, goodluck chat may ur loot be plenty

[turbid jungle]

Spourt

[thick fog]

Very alive and wait for this update to install

[chilly osprey]

It's OUT???

[gloomy mason]

how many minutes until update guys

[turbid jungle]

Spoughrt even

[thick fog]

Yes LOL

[chilly osprey]

SHIT I GOTTA GET OUT OF BED

[thick fog]

[marsh iris]

its now minutes

[turbid jungle]

Update never

[visual vortex]

It's not out

[chilly osprey]

Update next week

[thick fog]

It is

[visual vortex]

Theyre baiting

[visual vortex]

Lying

[bright rover]

it;s out

[visual vortex]

No

[visual vortex]

Shut yp

[tulip kettle]

I can truly be a cowboy vet now. Funny sight thingy and revolver along with every ranged upgrade

[thick fog]

what time is there

[hot sierra]

I'll be danged the update reallyt did drop

[bright rover]

#gameplay-help message

[thick fog]

Not tlalking about the update lol

[cobalt lichen]

[low wharf]

Update is out tho

[hot sierra]

Aight g'bye everyone I'mma go attempt to make ogryn fun to play again

[bright rover]

update is out, download now

[visual vortex]

Update isnt out

Dont download

[bright rover]

#gameplay-help message

[cobalt lichen]

update is in

[visual vortex]

Photoshop

[visual vortex]

Update is alseep in bes

Time for nap

[chilly osprey]

10am im a lazy fuck

[bright rover]

i dont use adobe spyware

[visual vortex]

Yes you do

[thick fog]

So we both share same timezone

[cobalt lichen]

wow
I was up bright and early today at a crisp 6am

[visual vortex]

Ban to hide the truth

This is so tragix

[visual vortex]

😞

[tawny grail]

Oh, it's here
But I need to go to bed

[visual vortex]

Ot's not here

Stay on bed

[jaunty flare]

OH MY GOD I THINK IT MIGHT BE LIVE!

[visual vortex]

No

[tulip kettle]

You can tickle Hadron's feet for 1000 aquilla

[rancid shore]

it is

[tawny grail]

It's 17.2 GB of not here

[visual vortex]

You can take chunks out of her arms and legs for 2000

Little meat cubes

[cobalt lichen]

calm yourself champ.
only premium users get that anyway

[visual vortex]

And she screams

[flat river]

Is the expeditions patch live on Steam now?

[visual vortex]

No

They'ee lying

[tawny grail]

And now, all of my mods break

[tulip kettle]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Very funny

[tacit geode]

The update is out now if you restart steam

[tulip kettle]

MY HADRON CLOAKLESS MOD. NOOOOO

[visual vortex]

Ny adobe spyware mode noooo

[cobalt lichen]

Why do you want a cyborg corpse naked?

[tawny grail]

It's not funny :( But I know how to wait

[tulip kettle]

MY RINDA IN LINGERIE MOD NOOOOOO

[lyric frigate]

wait the update’s fucking up mods

shit

[tulip kettle]

You don't want me to answer that

[gilded tusk]

yep i think it's out atm for PC

[sleek harness]

It is for me

[lyric frigate]

HOW AM I GONNA USE STUB PISTOLS NOW ARRRRGGGH

[visual vortex]

Updates tend to do thsi

[sleek harness]

[gilded tusk]

not console yet

[cobalt lichen]

🫵necrophile

[visual vortex]

Ew

[tulip kettle]

Ya got me

[lyric frigate]

you’re alone on this i think

[tacit geode]

Won't be for a few hours usually

[visual vortex]

I wanted to forget about a lot of things

It's joever

No ipdate

[timber elk]

HEMOPHILIA🗣️🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

-kireg borderlands 2

[visual vortex]

Not forgetting

[gilded tusk]

i believe it was posted 12 hours ago that it came to PC

[cobalt lichen]

Suits the Springtrap pfp

[sleek harness]

Rannick dancing in the morningstar mod when

[sleek harness]

Lamb

[cobalt lichen]

Krieg my beloved

[sleek harness]

What do you think

[timber elk]

Hmm?

[visual vortex]

Rannick speaking slavic when

[sleek harness]

About Darktide size

[timber elk]

I’m indifferent like I always am

Also they nerf the grenade launcher on helldivers 2

HOOOOOORAAAAAAYYYYY

[visual vortex]

Dont even play hd2

[sleek harness]

They also made the flag do something

[timber elk]

It needed to happen to be honest

[visual vortex]

Give a man a fish

Feed him for a day

[sleek harness]

The Redditors from the Helldivers 2 reddit are going to be happy about this

[tawny grail]

Interesting
All of my characters hair is black

[visual vortex]

Teach him AH's game design

He kills himself

[lone sparrow]

The flag is actually useful?

[left swan]

classic sloptubers making the most out of the ONE nerf among a bunch of buffs tho, pisses me off.

[sleek harness]

It makes who is using it be targeted

[timber elk]

I just said it was a good thing

[gilded tusk]

oh sweet. it's updating for me rn

[timber elk]

It was waaaay to powerful

[tired steeple]

Hello lamb

[sleek harness]

Magos

What do you think

About

[tired steeple]

Me

[timber elk]

Ah greetings

[sleek harness]

Darktide size

[lone sparrow]

Hey at least it do’s something now

[dull violet]

when does the update launch?

[visual vortex]

Never

[sleek harness]

Today

[visual vortex]

It was delayed

[tired steeple]

I haven’t got it installed rn

[dull violet]

thanks man

[cobalt lichen]

now

[left swan]

I know, I agree it is a GOOD CHANGE, but I'm just pissed the "youtubers" that do HD2 stuff always focus on that bad stuff, no matter how small

[tawny grail]

Straight CTD with mods enabled, off to a good start haha

[tired steeple]

What is it like 70 gig

[tawny grail]

17.2 for me on PC

[timber elk]

Just ignore them. It’s just click baits is all

[sleek harness]

96 gb

[tired steeple]

Oh that’s nice

86

[left swan]

it sucks that ppl LISTEN to them

sad

[tired steeple]

*96

Damn

Well I guess it’ll be a while before I come back

[timber elk]

It’s like how I ignore ohdough. He’s a clown who works at the clown house

[sleek harness]

Rapper the Spy

[tired steeple]

Unless my gf wants to play the update with me

[jaunty flare]

NO NEW COMODORE'S VESTURES LOL

[timber elk]

The update isn’t even out yet

[sleek harness]

Wait for the update dude

Jeez

[bright rover]

does 10% exp on curio effect weapon xp as well??

[sleek harness]

People coming to conclusions already

Unbelievable

[jaunty flare]

oh, right 🤭

[sleek harness]

No

[bright rover]

damn how to level up weapons faster

[lone sparrow]

Don’t think so

[timber elk]

Yeah ya silly raven guard edgelord bonks him and gives him a three day grace soundtrack to listen to in the memory of Corvus

[lone sparrow]

I usually get a weapon from melk’s if he has it and run havoc, leveled my bolt pistol up to max in a couple of games

[jaunty flare]

so when vestures?

[timber elk]

Soon

[lone sparrow]

When the update drops ig

[tawny grail]

Looks like they broke all of the loyalty pack hairs :E

[tired steeple]

Okay yeah in a few days I’ll play the update with the girlfriend

[timber elk]

For now. Join me for coffee.

[tawny grail]

Red is now brown

[tired steeple]

Internet is being fixed and shit

So I can’t install rn

[wild comet]

I thought the new mode wasn't out for a couple hours or is this just steam getting the update and we can't play the new mode yet

[tired steeple]

In the meantime it’s time to play more stardew

[chilly osprey]

"NEW ILLUMINATE ENEMY LEAK!! MASSIVE!!
and the intro is a guy snowboarding and then yapping and then showing 1 clip of a leak from 4 months ago

[timber elk]

Like I said. Ignore them.

[thick fog]

helldivers 2 talk in my server?

[timber elk]

Yes

[chilly osprey]

you dont own this server, stinky

[dull violet]

can i have mod?

[timber elk]

Hey that’s my line >:[

[thick fog]

I have admin role hidden

[chilly osprey]

and i took it >:3

[timber elk]

Fucking stinky

[distant anchor]

Helldivers update on Friday and a darktide update today omg it's so peak

[chilly osprey]

[timber elk]

Technically we get a warbond today

[tired steeple]

What’s the helldivers update

[lone sparrow]

Indeed

[thick fog]

[distant anchor]

2 hours

[tired steeple]

Are they finally finishing the illuminate

[thick fog]

illuminate content

[unborn osprey]

Is the update out yet 🥺

[timber elk]

A world war 1 inspired warbond

[distant anchor]

Yeah go look at trailer on yt

[thick fog]

Three new squids enemies

[timber elk]

We get a heavy flamer. A smg that’s also a flamer thrower and a trench shotgun.

[tired steeple]

Oh thanks

[thick fog]

or two i would say

[chilly osprey]

big crab

[tired steeple]

I’ll look tomorrow I’m sleeping soon

[rain pilot]

I need friends

[tired steeple]

I saw this one

I’m mixed on it

[thick fog]

[tired steeple]

Item we already have
Stratagem that should have been free
Attachment specific to one gun

[chilly osprey]

[tired steeple]

Generic passives

But

It looks cool

[timber elk]

I OUTTA WRING YOUR NECK! C’MRE 🫵 👊

[thick fog]

stealing my emotes now

[little violet]

Theres an update
Was the expeditions coming rn?

[tired steeple]

And I like the heavy flamethrower

[wooden creek]

Today, exact time unknown.

[chilly osprey]

[patent grove]

I want to attach a force greatsword to my force greatsword

[rain pilot]

I is excited

[random zenith]

Most like in line with the Havoc reset timer, which is in 2 hours

[timber elk]

starts jumping around like yoda

[chilly osprey]

[lone sparrow]

Idk it looks cool, but I think the weapons might be mid, the SMG is rumoured to be light pen and same for the pistol, I hope it’s sum like medium for the pistol

[rain pilot]

Give me foob

[cobalt lichen]

I’m off to spread some Lex

[chilly osprey]

ATTENTION BLOCK FODDA

cheese :3

[timber elk]

What kind of cheese

[burnt goblet]

When can we go outside

[chilly osprey]

mozza :3

[timber elk]

Hmmmm I prefer cheddar but this is fine munches on a block of cheese

[peak frost]

is anyone else having a bug where it says there’s penance to claim but there isnt

[chilly osprey]

wtf thats MINE

[fallow escarp]

the gaem just ask me to update 17gb more i thign the update is out RIGHT now

[timber elk]

What? No yours is right there points to the other block of cheese

[iron latch]

just turned on my pc to go and update the game

[cobalt lichen]

only cheese here is the sergal

[floral panther]

congratz

[timber elk]

Woah

[chilly osprey]

smokes the chedda

[iron latch]

right at the same time the update launched

[chilly osprey]

mhmhmh thats good chedda.

[feral vessel]

I am not a sergal.. anymore

[molten matrix]

New monstrosity in the form of a Ogryn wielding a shocking prod that will afflict any players hit by it with higher Stamina cost and lower Stamina regeneration for 10 seconds.

@olive badger forgive me if im wrong but wasnt the packmaster supposed to nerf movement speed too

[timber elk]

Do you at least have some to share with the class?

[feral vessel]

Can give you weed. I mean, I am weed so that would be weird..

[cobalt lichen]

RIP

[chilly osprey]

im commisioning one of those memes where the dog hands you a blunt 😭

its not done yet

[untold kraken]

Games are updating on steam.

[timber elk]

Check DMs

[untold kraken]

Are they about to release early?

[chilly osprey]

im about to get molested..

[sleek harness]

Today

[untold kraken]

It is probably happening on the havoc cooldown

So most likely in 2 hours

[sleek harness]

Today

[untold kraken]

but what if before then

[timber elk]

I’m not that evil ;<;

[timber elk]

That’s horrible

[compact cloak]

isn't it out already? <.<

I'm patching

[chilly osprey]

awh i got excited :(

[sleek harness]

Can I call someone evil to assist you

[timber elk]

No you cannot call judge Holden

[sleek harness]

No it would be Missus

[timber elk]

Uhhh

You know what call judge Holden

[sleek harness]

I don't have his number

[timber elk]

Good because he’s fucking dead and he was from the 1800s xD

[feral vessel]

Judge Holden? He'd make a great Street Judge.

[sleek harness]

We could just revive him

[timber elk]

He’s literally the devil

[sleek harness]

As a ghost

Devil

[reef anvil]

Ogryn class is really fun

[feral vessel]

He is immortal. He is still out there.

[timber elk]

Probably sitting on a rock

[reef anvil]

I be like

[timber elk]

Still taking him over missus

[floral panther]

where can I buy those new weapons sah ?

[timber elk]

It’s fine^^

[feral vessel]

She's.. contained. For now.

Don't worry your little head about it.

[reef anvil]

lemme hit all the lil ‘uns wif me club

[wintry hinge]

17GB update just started in Steam. I'm guessing expeditions are out?

[timber elk]

Is she a SCP classification now?

[feral vessel]

Yes and no.

She's an SCP to me..

[untold kraken]

NO CLUE

can only hope

no one is saying it is here yet

but maybe it LITTERALLY just started

[brave hull]

it's out

[untold kraken]

you sure about that?

[brave hull]

fully restart steam if you aren't gettting an update

[brave hull]

i am currently playing it

[timber elk]

Well she is one to me unfortunately

[real adder]

UPDATE OUT?!

[timber elk]

Since she acts like one as if it’s her god damn birth right

[brave slate]

Yup. Restart Steam

[real adder]

FUCK YES

It's downloading rn for me

[compact cloak]

just finished patching for mee

[teal token]

17.2gb...

[feral vessel]

She has a few birthrights.. let her be.

She's cute while doing it.

[untold kraken]

Watch this release with even more bugs than hive scum update lol

[teal token]

Did just just add more stuff???

[untold kraken]

New game mode, balances, cosmetics and new enemies

[untold kraken]

new map of course

[real adder]

Praying to god either there aren't many bugs, or the bugs make this worth it 🙏

I WILL HUFF AS MUCH COPIUM AS I CAN

GOD I HATE THAT I HAVE WORK TODAY

[untold kraken]

Maybe they fixed the heinous ritual and poxburster bugs

[real adder]

WHY A WEEKDAY

[teal token]

Few weeks ago is 6gb patch and now that added 17.2gb more gg....

[untold kraken]

It not actually take up 17.2gb more

[untold kraken]

it might just be modifying like 15 gb

[compact cloak]

I ended up buying hive scum to play it with the update

[vagrant harbor]

Oh the download is up

[untold kraken]

double barrel hive scum is fun I might do that

[teal token]

There's a cut?

[cobalt lichen]

good

Itll be the first time those stinky fuckers will be outside of the walls

[unkempt obsidian]

new patch up yet ?

[real adder]

devious

[sleek harness]

Today

[untold kraken]

remembe the like 40gb update that happened recently that didn

't

increase game size

[real adder]

They might finally be forced to take a shower

[untold kraken]

I know it wasn't 40gb but it had a big number

[compact cloak]

I heard the class is severely yundergunned but we'll see

[sleek harness]

It went to your soul the 40gb

[compact cloak]

specially afteer the patch, belive it was buffed?

[cobalt lichen]

Acid rain but still cleaner than theyve ever been

[untold kraken]

oh hivescum is not under gunnaed at all

[sleek harness]

It became more squish and more dodgy

Like it was meant to be

[timber elk]

Wait when does it come out for console?

[sleek harness]

Today

[compact cloak]

I'm bad at that, so I'll have to face that while leveling I guess

[timber elk]

I’m gonna steal your warpstone

[teal token]

I didn't know that one sadly

[sleek harness]

Dude I am not lying

[teal token]

[sleek harness]

It's the truth

It comes out today

[timber elk]

WHAT TIME

LIKE NUMBERS

[compact cloak]

Not lying-deceiving, yes yes

[sleek harness]

Fatshark knows it

[obtuse magnet]

Mine is updating rn but im on pc

[sleek harness]

I am not Fatshak

[cobalt lichen]

I’m taking my Arbitrator on the first trip into the wastes while I get my veteran up to speed

[untold kraken]

silly little rat rat thing thing

[sleek harness]

I am rage baiter

[real adder]

Acid rain is shockingly not that deadly compared to huffing all the shit pollution that might be in that hive city for fifty hours a day, and being stunted from the lack of vitamin D in their lives

(I have an OC hive scum who is basically Levi in terms of height because he forgot his vitamin D medicine.)

[untold kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/skaven-dance-warhammer-fantasy-dancing-skaven-ratman-dance-gif-19349860

NNOOOO IMBED FAIL!!!!!

[sleek harness]

You don't want to know how many people already blocked me here

Also by the way

Most of theses peoples are gone

Just

Gone

Strange huh?

[real adder]

Skaven behavior if they had access to discord. I'd say this is lore accurate

[cobalt lichen]

LMAO.
I’m hoping there’s a Mechanicus dlc so I can make my admech OC

[sleek harness]

I will eat your liver

[rocky radish]

I block and ignore people like it's my full time job. Never had a reason to block you

[sleek harness]

Cool

[real adder]

The idea is spread so large around the community and every sign points to them being next. My dumbass just wants felinids to be real after admechs are added. Yes I know it's stupid but believe me I think they would be badass and allow felinids to really have a spotlight in warhammer for fucking once in their lives.

[sleek harness]

What is the naughty block list that I shouldn't do to not be blocked by you

[rain pilot]

damn

[sleek harness]

Joe

[rain pilot]

toxic chat

[amber delta]

I block annyoying people, ratman is annoying but also funny sometimes

[sleek harness]

I know limits

[rain pilot]

wha

[sleek harness]

Also I should probably put in my bio that you can always just tell me to shut the fuck up

If I am being too mean

[floral panther]

" your mission has been terminated by an unexpected error " ?

[sleek harness]

Normal

[cobalt lichen]

Felinids would be fun.
all nimble and cat like lol

[tawny grail]

[floral panther]

[cobalt lichen]

I want skaven do be in 40k.

[rocky radish]

Felinids would be about as cool as Harlequins

[sleek harness]

Humans are skavens

[old flax]

wait a f second, Chaos Wastes for Darktide?!

[cobalt lichen]

Already got a few miniature ones in the style.

[sleek harness]

Skavens are just the broken mirror of humans

[real adder]

They have arm-long claws ffs that's either some badass metal spikes shoved onto their arms or they legit have some insane biology to pull shit like that off.

Overly large eyes too so they have to be uncanny looking as fuck

[cobalt lichen]

Wolverine lookin ass

[amber delta]

40k fandom about felinids: aaaaaa I need my catgirl pls more felinids please please I love them
GW about felinids: I don't think about you at all

[real adder]

ffs man I want to stab heretics as abomination cat people

[cobalt lichen]

but rat furries

[tawny grail]

They have claws there too?

[sleek harness]

Isn't this the same thing for female custodes

[cobalt lichen]

same

[sleek harness]

Gw just made them up and never mentioned them again

[cobalt lichen]

ass claws lmao

[amber delta]

wdym they just released woman custodes miniatures

[modern pike]

does anyone have any patchnotes for the patch, or?

[sleek harness]

What

[sleek harness]

Patch: everything better

[amber delta]

yeah new Horus Heresy models

[tawny grail]

slapchop.gif

[real adder]

Honestly I think if Fatshark added them in they could have three different looks. Cat person with ears and tail and a lot of scars and fucked up features, half hybrid furry cat person, or full blown furry, all looking fucked up in their own ways.

[cobalt lichen]

I’d expect a formal announcement eventually

[normal linden]

So, how hard have FS broken the game this time? Should I wait a week or two before trying the new stuff?

[real adder]

I think it would work and fit well into warhammer with the right design

[sleek harness]

Don't change my Horus Heresy like that

[cobalt lichen]

or like the space wolf mutants

[modern pike]

so, they added more warpstone?

[wooden creek]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/beyond-the-hive-free-update-out-now-patch-1-11-0-expeditions/119479

[sleek harness]

Better by freak standards

Not me

[modern pike]

also I checked, steam also has the patch notes visible

[lethal condor]

Total war warhammer 40 k looks awesome i don't even play stradgey games like that. But this one looks special

[rancid cradle]

Anyone elses patcher stuck at 99%?

[somber stream]

You’re special

[sleek harness]

How does this guy already got me blocked?

Weird

[little marten]

Guys I’m sick I got sent home from work

First time ever

So embarrassed

[sleek harness]

Are you like

[sleek harness]

Faking sickness

To play Darktide

[somber stream]

console turning on sound

[little marten]

No I won’t be playing Darktide today

[fair bridge]

you guys are still here omg

[sleek harness]

Sure...

[sleek harness]

Mallow

[somber stream]

Get well soon Nurgle

[little marten]

Arroooo 🐺

[fair bridge]

wrong alarm woke me up now i'm fucked

[little marten]

Thank you enjoy the patch I will no doubt be hovering around to see the reactions

[fallen tree]

disconnected mid match 🥴

[sleek harness]

At least you woke up when Darktide got the update

[fallen tree]

rather, mission error

sad

[chilly osprey]

IS IT OUT?!?!?!

[sleek harness]

Most certainly

[somber stream]

Darktide's final boss: The server

[obtuse oak]

finished my first expedition with randoms, team did well 💪

[worldly hinge]

The Vermintide hair colours seem to not work

[feral vessel]

nugling

IM NURGLING SO HARD

[sleek harness]

You didn't played with the common Auric random team?

Unbelievable

[little marten]

Has anyone posted the new penance sets?

[worldly hinge]

My zealot's hair usually is the kerilian white but its just default brown?
However the colour selected is correct :3

[cobalt lichen]

nice

I’m just hopping on.
Hoping to commit massive Lex bringing

[fair bridge]

i cook breakfast then game time

who's hopping on

[sleek harness]

Cooking

[somber stream]

Vostroyan recolour soon in rotation

How, it's the fucking desert lmao

[sleek harness]

Licht can you send the catalogues for me

[unkempt obsidian]

patch size ?

[sleek harness]

16

It was 96

[floral panther]

what do you do with the currency u get from the expedition in the wastes ?

[sleek harness]

Clothes

[somber stream]

Can't, it's all over

[strange thistle]

Is the update live?

[somber stream]

Hair colour reportedly busted

[floral panther]

what do u mean clothes ?

[sleek harness]

Just clean

[sleek harness]

Clothes

Cosmetics

I think

[floral panther]

nope I cheked all shops nothing there

[little marten]

I’m sick send cosmetics PLEASE

[strange thistle]

I guess it's out. Let me check for you

[lethal condor]

2 question do i need to do all the og missions before the new missions? And what level should you be for new dlc?

[brave slate]

Ogryn got an interesting club skin

[unkempt obsidian]

Yes pls

[strange thistle]

17.2 GB

[somber stream]

I'll check penance rewards after update, currently doing bf6

Everyone is updating their games today holy shit

[unkempt obsidian]

Game size are bigger and bigger

[strange thistle]

Ikr. Pretty crazy file size

[somber stream]

But your wallet remains the same

[normal linden]

They really invite the treatment HD2 developers did last year...

[feral vessel]

are expeditions worth

[tulip kettle]

Idk

[feral vessel]

oooor is it slopdivers 2 today

too

yeaaah ultimately might just take the easy routeee

[teal token]

Is the update the yet?

[jaunty flare]

just finished my first run. holy hell is it fun.

[feral vessel]

yeah mk

gonna put together a team

[somber stream]

#darktide-driptide message
@little marten Penance cosmetic

[feral vessel]

or something

[somber stream]

It's more mortis slop

[lethal condor]

So the emperor is the one in charge

[cobalt lichen]

I’m bringing Order to the wastes.
(Order is my mastiff)

[little marten]

wtf why they suck

[somber stream]

Waiter waiter, more data slate please

[lethal condor]

Is there a channel for warhammer lore

[somber stream]

#40k-lore-chat

[feral vessel]

yeah

[lethal condor]

Thank you

[somber stream]

Have a good one

[feral vessel]

gg chudbros i need to go consume sustenance

[latent frost]

Anyone know what time the update drops?

[low blade]

An hour ago

[latent frost]

Wait really!?!

[low blade]

Bro...

[latent frost]

Best News iv herd all day

[somber stream]

Nobody in the marketing department bother to make any announcement whatsoever

[dusky ermine]

Anyone else have their pysker hair color change?

[latent frost]

Right! I figure someone here could tell me

[low blade]

I hate the unemployed why do you guys get to enjoy it

[marsh iris]

conscript reporting

[untold kraken]

the new mode already has bugs....

getting locked between regions

[somber stream]

Update your game, it's here

[marsh iris]

no way starship troopers update

[latent frost]

Don't ruin my hype im on my way home from work rn 🤣

[untold kraken]

ahahahhaaha

[marsh iris]

bug mode

[untold kraken]

I gotta go do job stuff got 15 mins

I think joining a game glitches it

[cobalt lichen]

Someone called the Valkyrie immediately wtf

[somber stream]

2 hours, wrapping things up

[marsh iris]

no worries

[latent frost]

Call off come play darktide!

[untold kraken]

oh god it is buggy..... It will still be fun

[amber delta]

should I call in sick

[untold kraken]

managers be watching the darktide discord

And they be callin out sick for the update...

[latent frost]

Youre sick ill write the note lol

[marsh iris]

hes the doctor

[amber delta]

sick from the wastes rad poisoning

(I will go again)

[marsh iris]

everyone print this out and submit to your HR

[untold kraken]

HR employees called out sick for the update, no use

[latent frost]

🫡 for the emperor

[cloud dock]

oh nice

[marsh iris]

its a win then

[somber stream]

Just tell them your aunt fell off a plane or something

[marsh iris]

tell them your aunts plane accidentally flew over the strait of hormuz

[amber delta]

my aunt is the strait of hormuz

[little marten]

Never fake sickness

[marsh iris]

rip she got laid by the sea mines

[little marten]

Because it makes people like me

Who almost shat themself in the office

Look bad

[somber stream]

Food poisoned?

[little marten]

And almost shitting myself in the office is bad enough

[little marten]

Yeah led into massive ibs flare up lol

I thought some movement would help my muscles relax etc

[amber delta]

I will fake sickness and I will shit yourself

[latent frost]

You must of really wanted to go home. Dirty ol shit your pants trick never fails

[marsh iris]

shtting fake news

[somber stream]

Any fever? Shivering?

[latent frost]

Side of the side effects may include...

[amber delta]

shivering at the thought of missing expeditions

[somber stream]

I literally had food poisoning 2 weeks back

[lament plume]

Shop did not refresh? What's happening here?

[somber stream]

Thursday

[marsh iris]

i had food poisoning inside a plane how about that

[young meteor]

Morning

[wooden creek]

A little later

[somber stream]

Garut, love you. But you had it coming

[marsh iris]

it came alright

[somber stream]

Who in their right mind would buy food on the plane

[amber delta]

they are taking longer with shop refresh because they are adding arbites drip

copium.jpg

[little marten]

Fever until I poop - then lethargy and cramps until the fever returns and I poop again

It started on Thursday last week so it’s been too long for food poisoning

[marsh iris]

it happened before the plane btw, had to board it

[somber stream]

Lasts 4-5 days, good luck

Had chicken before that?

[little marten]

Oh rip todays my FINAL day then

[marsh iris]

worst travelling experience ever

[amber delta]

mine lasted 6-7 days

[brave slate]

Get well soon

[little marten]

I had potentially dodgy salmon canapés at a funeral lmao

[amber delta]

why are you laughing about a funeral

[somber stream]

You’re alright, stay hydrated

[amber delta]

what is wrong with u

[brave slate]

They hoping for repeat business or something?

[little marten]

Don’t make me laugh while I’m on public transport I will shit.

[untold kraken]

is that raw salmon?